Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing: Murder Sistery

Episode Date: May 5, 2021

Below Deck Sailing Yacht puts the least effort into a Bravo mystery murder party than we've ever seen, and Alli yells at Sydney about what a good friend she's being by making out with Gary. This week's Real Housewives of Atlanta recap is on our bonus feed! Find all of our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We're doing a live show to celebrate the premiere of RHONY! May 6 at 6PM Pacific 9PM Eastern. Get tickets at https://onlocationlive/watchwhatcrappensOur Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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slash Watch What Crappens. That'll be this Thursday night at 6 p.m. Pacific in Narmium Eastern, which is LNP Central. Wow, so long. And you know what, a lot of people have been asking us to wait in on Bethany Frankl's new reality show. And we're not necessarily going to fully recap it, but we are definitely going to address it on our live show. So not only are we going to be recapping the Roni premiere, we're talking the big shot with Bethany Frankl.

What's up? What's happening? What's going on? And then afterwards, we're also going to do a Q&A. So it's going to be a really, really fun night and to get excited for both Roni Premiering and for our big live show. We have been doing a countdown since last week

about the top 10 most underrated Roni players. And I keep meaning to make a theme song for it, you know, to sort of make it feel like a very special, exciting thing. And I didn't do a theme song. I've been to laser to do a theme song, since then I'm just gonna play a Ramona laugh. Sounds like a belt, like a car belt. That's our theme song. I can't even do it. It's a special song for only her.

I wasn't prepared. I'm going to have to warm up the old vocal cords before the New York starts off again because the Ramona squeals are a necessary part of that experience. Okay, so we are at number five, Ben. Oh, you can also vote on these results day by day. Just go to our Instagram stories and you can vote. Kate, there's a poll every day. That's a show goes that.

It's a good vote. Ben, who do you have for number five, most underrated real housewives of New York? Casuals. Well, I have to say first and foremost that my entire list is a little bit bit things are a little wonky with it because I actually went on to IG live last night And I was just asking people, you know, who do you think is most underrated and everyone's giving so many good Suggestions that I had totally forgotten about so I'm kind of like improvising from here on out and but we're just gonna go with it We're just gonna go with it

my number five most underrated Roni player is Aviva Dresher. Okay, she is generally pretty hated people like Aviva but when you actually think about it, when you actually think about her neuroses, her obnoxiousness, all that good stuff. It's pretty remarkable. And I mean, everyone likes to talk about how she threw that leg across the room, which to me felt like actually a very staged moment. I just think it all comes down to that trip too.

What was it? St. John's, in parts wherever it was. St. Something, it's like, you know, you should have a batter up there. Congratulations me for getting down here. Say thank you, Reed. I mean, you know, you should have a banner up there. Congratulations me for getting down here. Say, thank you. Read. I mean, you did it. You did it. Yes, she had all the classic housewives. You know, I'm so afraid of flying. Like she did all of that stuff. We didn't get a vaginal

adjuvenation ceremony from her, but we did have so many of the housewives stop along the trail. I agree. Aviva's actually higher up on my list. So, I still get to my Aviva opinions when we get to Aviva, but I agree. I think Aviva is hardly underrated in the real housewives of New York universe. She, and don't forget, she went to law school, guys. She went to law school.

That was a big thing she would pull out. I feel like we actually overlooked that part. How she would, I felt like in many arguments, she'd be like, listen, I went to law school guys. She went to law school. That was a big thing she would pull out. I feel like we actually overlooked that part. How she would, I felt like in many arguments, she'd be like, listen, I went to law school. I still say what I'm mad, I still, even to my dog. I'll be like, oh really, you want to go outside? Rider girl. Well, I went to Vassar and then I went to law school.

So there. Well, my choice for number five is actually very fitting in this discussion because it's Carol. Aviva's big. Carol, Carol was Aviva's big nemesis in her seasons. And I think Carol, you know, some might say why is Carol underrated? She did a pretty good job on the show. I think she's underrated. You know, she was highly rated. Then she had that season with Bethany where things went south. And we really liked it. We

were team Carol for most of that season, really until the end when Carol just kind of went off the rails and then wore her grandma glasses to the reunion and, you know, kind of told off Andy, which, you know, we're not against. But still, like, she just kind of lost the argument. And it really wasn't a difficult argument to win with Bethany. I thought Bethany was very, very wrong. I actually was the inverse of that. I actually felt like I was a little bit more

on Bethany's side that season. I felt like Carol was being a mean girl. And then at the reunion, I was like, wow, Bethany is a lunatic. And even though Carol is wearing glasses from Tootsie, I think I may have to be on Carol's side for this. I remember that's how I felt, but maybe I should go back and listen to the tape,

see how I really felt. Sometimes, you know, my memory. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you were with me on the team Bethany thing. It wasn't a big fight that year. It was, I mean, Bethany was just kind of coming up with, like, it being so mean to me, you're being being something to me. Oh my God, everything that Carol's doing. And Carol didn't really know that Bethany had been talking about her the

whole time. And so she was really confused about what was even going on. And then at the reunion, Carol should have gone in there with a clean, easy win. And she really didn't. And she kind of let me down at that reunion. And then after, you know, just reading her on Twitter, really she does become more and more of an asshole. As you, yes, I'm just wrong. Which brings her up to more underrated because I'm like, look at all, we're missing from Carol.

I mean, Carol just going crazy on Twitter and acting like, oh, her whole house was just because she's a writer. What she hasn't even gone through with our prediction and written a book, I mean, at least gone through with our prediction and written a book. I mean, at least make yourself useful. Write an insider's book about it or something, but she's always commenting on the show and, you know, acting like she's above it while still having to mention it ever once in a

while to keep herself relevant. I mean, she's just become so thirsty and needy that it's moved her up in my relevance list. And I could, I could, I could use her back so my number five is Carol. Well you know what I'm sure that book is gonna come soon because remember when it comes to writing a book it's not a sprint. It's a marathon. Ahhh I went a marathon. It was an honor of Hillary who's for sure gonna win office. Isn't it crazy how time flies? Yeah, or runs very slowly. It is gonna take a long time because she's gonna have to wait for any rider today. So I can get a cold strider.

because she's gonna have to wait for any rider today. So I can get a cold strider. Baaah! Hahaha. Just a few big activation against her. Yes, that's true. By the way, speaking of exercise, I am something I'm very proud of, which is that I was hired to write an article about Peloton, and it came out today. I was hired by the dip, the dip where we were actually interviewed.

I was hired to recap a Peloton ride with Dennis Morton who was this real... Yeah, it's like a, he's like a real dad bro thing. So I was like, okay, I'm gonna do a Dennis Morton ride and it was like, it was torture not because of the ride. Just like everything he said and all the music he chose, it was just so bad. So I recap the whole thing. So if people, I haven't done a, I have not written a recap in a few years, and usually I write it about TV shows.

So I've never written one about a Peloton class, but I did it and I had a lot of fun with it. So I have the link on my Instagram and around, but just go to the dip.com and check it out. And I hope you all really enjoy it. But yeah, that had a really, really fun time writing that article. So love it. We'll all have to go check that out while I am not a little bit. I'll write a good one, which could be really any minute of the day.

Wow, that really, you know, writing and running. I really am turning into a Carol Radsowell myself, aren't I? You are. You know, I'm going to have to get my, you know, my fake leg ready in my arm to throw away. I need it in my head sometimes. Okay, but today we are actually not here to talk about Peloton or Carol Radswell for that point. Although, man, wouldn't have been so perfect if this was the episode that Cindy Barchup showed up on with Blow Deck sailing yacht. That's what you would call synergy, Bravo synergy. But this is not Blow Deck sailing synergy, it's Blow Deck sailing yacht.

So we are going to get into it. We had a fun episode last week. So this week opens up with the, there's this lovely group of guests, truly lovely, and they're having cocktails on top of a fort in Croatia. And Gary has just radioed for JL to come bring four bottles of water, what a, sorry, I'm from New York. Water. Water.

Water. You pronounce water the way you pronounce water, okay? Real housewives of water. You pronounce water like Teresa pronounces daughter. What a what a my daughter my daughter. Listen, I got certain things I say. My daughter. So JL JL's eating spaghetti again. Long story short, JL's eating spaghetti so Gary has to go get the water. Well, actually, I don't want to put Natasha in a bad place because Natasha does often

make spaghetti. So I will give her credit and say, no, Ben, he was actually eating feta chini this time. Okay. To talk to us about just a one hit wonder Ben. Okay. It's just some feta chini. So yeah, he's a very slow feta chini eater and really doesn't rush to get waters to anybody right. So Gary's like, oh, I can do a fish to the hammer. I'll be right. But it ain't going so lazy. So he starts running down the stairs now anyone who is a heavy smoker or has ever been a heavy smoker knows it's not worth proving yourself. Okay. To do this because the rest of pretty much the episode Gary tries to prove he's not out of breath and he will be out in breath for at least six years from this run down the castle steps. Yeah, I feel like castle steps are automatically pretty tiring and then if you add in chain

smoker, which we have to assume that's what there he is, that's all, that's a tough combo, medieval four steps and chain smoking, that's tough. Yeah, steps were made back then like to keep people away from your castle, they were like much more difficult back then. They had murder holes, okay? We've recapped. Yeah, we've recapped some house hunters So we know what a murder hole is Listen, they didn't have video games back then so their entertainment was let's see how crazy we can make this staircase and see who can get up it Okay, that was video games in the middle Ages. Murder holes were the medieval Mario. Okay.

So Gary is trying to... It's what we're in. Side of that building. Gary is trying to call Jean-Luc. He's trying and trying. And Jean-Luc just keeps sitting there with his fetishini. And then very slowly gets up and starts kind of moping around

with his tree-sid you guys hairline. Actually, now that I think about it Why is tree sitting in my mind? I don't know so he's walking around and he's like I don't know where the cooler bag is and by then you hear Gary who basically sounds like divine after she just Found that what an elliptical way is comes in and he's like and he's like, ah, what a, ah, ah,

ah, what a, what a, what a, and he's like, I got some water. He's like, still water, still water. And what are they gonna do with sparkling water? We're gonna put it in the water. He's like, you want me to get a bag? I was like, you had like 15 minutes to figure out the answer to that.

Yes, put them in a bag and you only got three bottles too. Oh my goodness. Yeah. So then Gary runs out of there and Zon Luke just keeps pacing very, very slowly around. Yeah. He's doing that thing where if he paces around and looks like he's doing something, it's going to substitute for actually doing something.

Yeah. And then we get a symphony of Gary breathing like this. It was like watching our planet. I thought it sounds like insidious to me. It's like, was that the trailer for Insidious? Was that the trailer for Insidious? Was that an old tree? Was that the old Deku Tree from Zelda? What's going on here? And listen, I'm allowed to laugh because I have the same thing. I can walk to get the remote control off the table.

So he goes back and he's just dying going up those stairs. And then he's trying to hide that he can't breathe anymore. And he's like, you're doing it. What the heck is on him? And starts like kind of posing like that's going to hide. You know, he's holding it so far. He's holding it so far.

Yeah, he is. Hmm. So, um, yeah. So now the guests are now they have their water and they're having a very their pleasant cocktails in the blazing sun Evening sun and then Gary and Daisy are talking about how the chatter charters going and how it's a good charter and and Daisy saying how Natasha is 100% better and she says She's like yes, even on the last trip, her breakfast the first day was amazing. And then the next day it was half hour or some Gary,

it was a half hour breakfast. I mean, you can't give me 10 pizzas and say that it's full hours, okay? So then we go over to Jean-Luc and Sydney talking. And basically, she's like, oh my God, why are you still walking around? You got to go to bed, you have to go to... Look at you, you've done so much today.

Just please take a load off, Jean-Luc, please. Yeah, please. Jean-Luc, you do so much. So now the guests are heading back down to the boat and everything. And Gary needs a... Gary is like, Gary, you're making me a hand up here. And he's like, oh, come, oh, come. I guess me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, like, on the celebrity, get me outta here. WOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it because she used to spend nights playing RPG games, which I think is adorable.

I never would have expected that from her. And oh, and then we get the montage. The montage that I hate that happens every season on any below deck that happens in the Mediterranean, which is watching deck crews bring lots of chairs and tables down. Now, our staircase is in heat and humidity. I just, it's like one of the most torturous things to watch. It's just part of the format for the show, which always cracks me up. Like we have to, even if they're not into it, two of the crew members have to pretend that they're in a relationship, right? And then they're always has to be a

lot of stairs. In somewhere in the middle of the season, a lot of there. Yeah. Some, yeah. Some terrible producer on Blow Dex says, Oh, I heard that there's a citadel and tomorrow it's going to be 105 degrees. Let's suggest that the guests have cocktails for 30 minutes at the top there and they want the most lavish setup. Every single time. So they're setting up and Lizzy is just so excited because that's Lizzy.

She's like, oh oh this is so much fun My god that girl's gonna stab somebody That's appropriate. They're doing a murder mystery So then Daisy truly the worst murder mystery. I'm see we've seen and we've seen several at this point She's like oh, that's how we play murder mystery. Okay. You have a pen and a paper for you to take notes I need to be able to have a card and that will have various facts about your character Well revealing the facts about yourself and then I'll die and then you'll have to figure out who killed me After a while old rope dead

Okay God yeah, and the late one of the ladies actually goes, uh, so are we in game mode right now? She's, yeah, yeah, isn't it fun? She's like, wow. Not really selling it. We still let times a hundred more than Daisy did. Daisy really just stood there reading it like, and then you will pick up a Piper and then there will be a pencil and then Or die and then we'll find that seek a did it And page one of two. Oh hold on one second and then

Yeah, you'll start to reading with the meal. Yeah, so then The lady goes wow what a director and Glenn is so confused because Glenn's having dinner with them. And Glenn acts like he's never heard what a murder mystery thing is in his life. So every time they are in character, like, what a director is like, what? It's part of the game, Glenn. Okay. Yeah. It's very confused by roleplay.

They're like, hey, so I am, my name is Bonita Flake, and I am the lead in this movie I work in front of the camera. And I'm like, Whoa, that's amazing. I never met a real life movie start Glenn. It's a role. Yeah. Glenn, come on. You know how to roleplay. Just like when you were pretending you were an innocent person after you dumped all that oil off a coral reef and they ran away. Okay. Come on. A quote. Just a show, Madilla.

So, um, yeah, one of the ladies is like, yeah, well, you know, the director led me on and one of the lady, the other girl friend is like, yeah, my husband was in jail and you haven't seen your husband in a month. Oh, well, that's too bad. You know, you should really you should really try and give him a call I think they get you know one call or something a week something like that. It's a game gland Gladness trying so hard parse reality from fiction. He is really struggling So so then Said al Ali

I don't know is it yeah, I'm sorry Daisy now dies and so allie goes oh my god Someone just died hell But of course the decor has no idea what's going on. So Gary comes running in. He's just finally got his breath and he comes running Oh, never mind. I don't think he even realized it was a game. He just saw it was Daisy's corpse and was like, oh, it doesn't matter. It's not one of the ones I want to bang. Yeah. It's one of the ones I'm not going to stick it in. So someone cleaned this up. So then the guests start going through the clues and the kind of dorky guy. I didn't write down

his name, but he's cracking me up because he's so animated today outorky guy I didn't write down his name. But he's cracking me up because he's so animated today out of nowhere. I don't know if he was to shine the last episode. But today he's like, I need to take a picture of you because I love getting a good shot. And Glenn's like, oh, are you a photographer? The mystery. So then he gets really excited. And he's like, oh, you know what? If that chef starts a pop-up,

we are growing. What a specific... Is this part of the mood and mystery? Yeah, no, the actual chef, Glenn. And then it's like, the clues are so random. It's one of them says, the murderer does not like drinking Tap water. Well, that's so good. That's good because we actually don't have tap water on this boat

That's you know it's a luxury liner. So no murderers on board guys. Glenn. We know there's no real murderers on board It's a it's a game. There's a fake murderer The murderer likes to be in front of the camera. The murderer has one shoe Is that how these really work? I mean, I get its deduction, but I guess I... I think, yeah, I guess it's his parents' deduction. I just answered myself. I think I get the sense that there are different types

of murder mystery games, and this one is one where it's like a kit, and it sort of like resolves itself, but the ones that are hosted maybe it works differently. I don't know, I'm learning so much about the genre with literally every show on Bravo every single week. You know, I'm guessing Bravo is now selling murder mystery parties, like there's something going on that's going every single show on Bravo,

but I have to say they're not selling them very well. They all look completely lame. The best one was on Real Housewives of Dallas if that tells you anything That really was the best because Deandra got way too into character I mean she was swinging like gun at everyone. I mean I was actually scared. I I was like Lynn I was thinking to myself are we still in the game or is Deandra actually trying to kill her cast base? Yeah, you never know on that so so Daisy pops up and she's like look at me risen from the deed. All right, who's the mad ride? Who's the mad ride?

She like does not care at all and so guess what guys it was Frank which I you know I was offended by of course. It's the big guy, you know I feel like even this fucking show is fat. Shea me me just get off my ass okay I'm calorie counting so yeah there's a lot of a lot of a lot of shaming this episode between the wheezing from dairy and now the big guys the murderer wow so um so now the boat is leaving the dock there was a lot of talk about this there's even last episode it was like oh we're not gonna spend the night of the dock because it'd be too close and people can climb up and this episode it was more, you know if we stay here overnight people can climb up on the walls We gotta get out of here. We gotta move out the dock. Oh, we're finally moving out the dock

So I'm at this point expecting some drunk person in Croatia is gonna try to climb onboard because they're setting it up so much I'm like here it comes Invasion invasion of the of the Percival or whatever it's called. And then it was just like, no, they just move, they just move the boat, like a little bit out. And then they dropped anchor. I was like, oh, okay. Yeah. But hey, at least we got Lizzie dancing really happily in the hallway alone. Okay. So then, uh, robin dancing by herself. Oh, God. Well, she has the hair for it, right? She's got to come say in here. So then we go, Glenn goes to bed and Danny and JL really try and make us think that there's some chemistry there and they're still not. It's just like super awkward. So she's like, so you liked it. I'm older than you. Huh?

Remember how it's crying about that about five minutes ago. It's romantic now. Let's talk about it. And he's like, yeah, I mean, being older means you know what you want. You know what? It really doesn't. I'm just, I'm just just to spell that myth right now. It doesn't. You literally get more confused as you get older. I feel like in this situation, it's not that she knows what she wants. It's just that when she's just lowering her bar. Yeah, getting older means lowering your bar. Yeah, you think you're raising your bar, but you're just lowering your bar. No, you're lowering this case.

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come you might the bow. So they go to their romantic spot and meanwhile Danny is literally biting Jay Ali's like, oh, so Ali and Gary go to the bow and they have really centilating conversation like, so how often do you call your mom? Everyday. That's actually a phone number. I'm on my mom. I'm chatted with my dad for a while, you know, we don't cheat. And she's like, well, I put myself in this situation, I have a dad say, if a dad, will I regret not chatted with him him a bad and he's like

oh look at you and then someone is watching them Daisy's watching them with so much Danny and Daisy. Danny hits them. Uh-huh. Danny said Danny did wet. Daniel's the one who said oh sorry, Dan says you know oh it's good for the little love couple in the front So it's the last day of Charter now

6pm and A huge thing has happened and it's come out of Collins, but into the toilet, okay? It's a huge plot twist calling his made the bathroom really stinky So he's like good luck in the bro and Gary's like It's like fans of the coming some ghost came in here and later shit oh it was actually me you're really made oh i thought

i heard it voice i don't know who it was thank god i live here alone so allie and daisy are talking and daisy is like did she get the chance to talk to the statement or and she's like yeah she said that everyone thinks that the interior cruise is a problem Well if she has a fucking problem seriously, oh

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So she's like no master my port exactly my port Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah it was because she was mad at you. So now you're going to go try and cause problems for this lunatic all over the boat with everybody else. It doesn't mean Sydney's not a lunatic, but at this point, Ali is like kind of prodding her. Thank you, Ronnie, because I was going to say, I was going to actually stay at the top of the episode, but we were already talking about so many different things. I was going to say, listen, on this episode, you guys are going to hear me go in on Ali probably. And when I go in on Ali, it's not to take away from Sydney being a psychopath. Okay, if I go on on Ali, it doesn't mean I'm team Sydney, but it's time for us to recognize that Ali is not as innocent as she likes to portray herself to be.

And all this talk about like, I just want to be an artist of Sydney. Is I feel very performative now, in the beginning I bought it, but now I think it's performative. We will address this later in the episode, I'm sure, with more specific, like supports for the album. I can't.

But right now, we have a very important scene to get to, and that is Glenn drinking apple juice with no music Mmm apple juice that was delicious And then that's followed by an even more important scene which is And it's like, I'm also this was. Peter was much better, you know, in the Peter review, I have to say, since this is a season long arc now, who knew? The Peter bread today looked amazing. It looked like that thick Peter bread, you know, it didn't look like the dry

kind that my family seems to love eating. You know, they're like, if you can break your tooth on the Peter bread bread. We did it right. I'm like no, Cindy I don't think you did and it's not that thin little corn tortilla type she served earlier in the season This is just like I like it looks like it's covered in butter and oil And I give that a 10 out of 10 pizzas. We're just still not 20 10 out of 10 peaches. We're just still not 20. Where the other 10? So then Gary and Allie are talking and no, Gary and Sydney are talking and he's like, hi, didn't for it I didn't realize you complained to the girls a bad neighbor little bit I just because I didn't he's like now I've got a problem because you went to the third crew who went to the chief's

Steve now I'm gotten troubled all right and know, maybe I just didn't joke around anymore. Okay, shut up. You know, for yelling at her about it, you're the one who did it in the first place, sir. You're the first, you're the one who's complaining constantly every day about it. So why am I standing up for Sydney? Stop making me stand up for Sydney.

I don't like to stand up for Sydney. Yeah, don't, yeah, don't do this. Oh, I can't make jokes now. Okay, you're not like, you're not doing a set at the improv. Okay, you've been complaining about this the entire time. So Sydney, of course, Sydney is like, well, I've just bought him and I've been his through and through, friend through so much of this.

And I thought I was doing right behind him, but I guess not. I'm like, well, also Sydney relax. Like, you've been his through and through so much of this what, like through mopping. It's not that much. So now Gary goes up to Daisy and he says he talked to Sydney and Daisy is like,

well, Sydney very strongly implied, ah, that there were several people, namely you, that were frustrated with the interior of a crew, Gary, and Gary is like, This is fricking pathetic, I feel like I'm in kindergarten. All right, and if I have a problem, you that's where frustrated with the Ontario crew garrer and Gary is like this is fricking pathetic I feel like I'm in kindergarten all right and if I have a problem all come talk to you and say give a high five and he goes I mean you can't just keep walking away and get mad me mad at me with that speaking to me and she's

like Gary that's me that's what I do I'm the queen of dirty. I'm the end of Dirty looks when I give you a dirty look you should say Oh, but then also Have the queen of dirty locks I'm the queen the queen what do you think I'm the queen of them? So Colin is like all right guys. He's what we're gonna do guess all right You're gonna jump off a rope which is kind of reminiscent of when I met McGill, friend. We were about holding on, trying to just prove to each other. They just started like falling off the boat to get away from the swery.

Like, please. No. We don't know how to use those ripswing, but we sort of felt like we heard some words along the wind coming from some place. So now it's time for the sales to go up but the sales going up and now you know usually when they go sailing this is really when the cutting board gets to shine this is when the cutting board gets to do a swan dive out of the cupboard onto the onto the counter but this week place mats were like no we're gonna show you how to really do it and place mats were like everyone we're free we're gonna do it I'm gonna make a run for it we're gonna go we're gonna show you how to really do it. In place mats, we're like, everyone, we're free. We're gonna do it.

Everyone make a run for it. We're gonna go. We're gonna get in this place because all the place mats on the table just went fluttering up into the air. And no one caught them. I was like, does anyone gonna catch the place mats or about to fly off into the sea?

Is anyone gonna catch those? No one? No one? I mean, we're gonna see on the news of Turtle with a place mats sticking out of its nose. You know? The turtles can be like, no, I'm fine. This is like my new accessory.

It's like my beach hat, isn't it cute? No one? Yeah, I wonder if the first placemack ever, ever thought that this would happen, where they're like having a dramatic scene to music that's like B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b The amus coming through the gate skiing I'm afraid I'm in one for free we can go we don't have to be more anymore and they're all excited and Then the dolphins come and just deal their thunder like no way as we can't go their dolphins. We have to watch Yeah dolphins are following the boat And you know everyone's like wow as Sydney goes guys. This is not every day I will go out with you, but it's not gonna be anything serious. Okay, I'm often 10

It's a dolphin Sydney. Please stop hitting on the dolphin. Okay. Oh my god I have so many guys who want to sleep with me look. They're like literally following the boat. Sydney. Those are dolphins Dothlan grin. He's totally in my deans. So Lizzy, of course, is like, what? Oh, blessing, how magical. I'm tearing up. So did any of these dolphins kill anyone? Glenn, the murder mystery ended last night.

Well, I'm having trouble keeping up. You're guilty. Guilty. I said, it's over Captain. So Gary is talking to Colin and they're talking about how Ali, you know, he still likes Ali a lot, which basically he likes Ali because he can't really get her, right? So he likes Ali. The second she bones him him he's out of there just putting that out there so I'll give him a month So he's like she's got standards and columns like yeah, she's not someone's sloppy seconds And Gary said she's not only want to drop his organs and then call on just points It's a neat just like wiping something down. He's like oh, yeah, that's right So now the guests are packing, because it's time for them to leave.

And so, but before they can leave, they have to, there's like, they have to like anchor, because it's a boat and they're in water, so they got anchor. And they got a pack. You got a pack, can you go pack the boat, please? Okay, there are some play-spats in the water to try to avoid those. Okay, those are from Croatia. Those, there are some play-spats in the water to try to avoid those.

Okay, those are from Croatia. Those are Croatian water play-spats. Okay. So they have to drop anchors. But when they do that, the anchors, like many a failed ghost buster, they crossed the lines crossed. The lines are crossed. Don, don, don, don.

And then Colin explains to us, this is a huge fuck up. We've got a couple of lines there. They cross over each other. It could, if someone tries to get it, the anchor can take them down. It could chop off, it could leave this, it could do that. And we all know this because we watch a little show called Below Deck, nice try, all right.

Yeah, and this is, listen, I remember when Captain Sandy's anchor got all messed up and West had to go in there So this is like we know Colin we know So based on that when happened to Ashton to what happened to Ashton sort Ashton was Little different Ashton he put his foot like in the ropes. Oh, he got caught with the ropes That's right right the tender was being dragged and she was about to get his, like, just snapped off. Well, I'd like to thank the, I'd like to thank the place mats for at least giving us one new storyline this week.

Thank you. No, they didn't even do that because we already had, we already had what's our face last, last season on Blow Deck. Dolores. Dolores already did, Dolores already did the place mat storyline. That's true, that's very true. Dolores already did Dolores already did the play smash storyline That's true. That's very true This charter is over like captain Lee is just play smash. I don't care. We do not let play smash off

about God damn it So I like that everybody on the cruise like this is the most dangerous thing to happen whoever deals with this could die It could take off their hand. It could take off their hand. They're a penis! Like a strangle of death. Hey, J.L. Would you go down there and take care of this? Hey, Lee, you're a experienced person. Could you deal with this?

That'd be great. Thanks. Hey, J.L. the anchor is wrapped in chain shapes. Fettuccine, do you mind going, oh, Fettuccine, sure. Yeah, no problem. Hey, guy, we couldn't even trust to bring three regular bottles of still water to a location. Could you please go risk your life? So yeah, so Glenda is going on and on about like, you know, if you get your hands stuck,

you know, it's going to take your hand down. And then you know, you all got a minute to figure it out before you die and you're on down there. And then inside, it's just the guest. I'm like, oh my gosh, Daisy, thank you so much for this wine. Thank you. I love when they do that. When they when they juxtapose like two popcorns, you know, something really scary on the outside with, you know, guest being totally oblivious on the inside. So someone's like, oh my god, did John fall over because Jail's down there. And then he does it. He's like, oh my god, did John fall over? Cause Jail's down there. And then he does it.

He's a hero. They lift it with the ropes and the lines, uncrossed. And then he comes back and I, are you okay, man? And he's like, yeah, I feel a little dehydrated. Like, okay, karma, guy who wouldn't leave lunch to bring up water to people. And also, I like the heat answer. It's like he's in a hospital.

It's like, you've been brought to the emergency room. Don't worry, you're just a little dehydrated. Yeah, he's totally the sort of person who walks into the office. I'm like, hey, JL, how's it going? Just a little tired this morning. It's like, oh, great, thanks. We all, that's implied.

It's the morning. Yeah, no one's asking, because they really want to know. Can you just say fine, so we can all move on with our days, sir? Thank you. So now it's time for the guests to leave. They leave and they're really sweet and lovely and I'm like sad to see them go because we know that whoever comes on next is probably going to be a monster speaking of which I have to give a shout out to Barry,

just one of the greatest monsters the show has seen. He posted on Instagram a photo carous, you know where it's like you just swipe through all those different photos I guess it's his new baby or something and the caption is just like my goes and it's just like baby Baby adorable pretty baby baby baby baby baby baby and then in the middle of this montage of photos is just Safron just like mid like mid word, like just our faces all screwed up, and she's looking down like the worst angle ever of Safron. And then back to babies. Yeah, she's like lying back on a sun chair trying to put on, you know, when you're kind of looking

down at yourself or you're putting sun, sun stuff on your boobs. Yeah, it's a cancer pop-up or whatever, like what is that spot? Like giving this face and he takes a picture and puts it in there I mean that guy is such a prick I died He's so passive aggressive towards his own daughter and it's just so transparent and this girl Oh my god, I feel so bad for her. I mean how does she live with this every single day? So then everyone's changing and we get a scene of Gary calling his mom and he's like a mom There's another girl on board. She's so cool. They be so late

Hola, her name is Hola Now Gary, how do I miss Hola? Hola, Hola, Hola Hola, Hola And Ali is talking to Daisy and their cabin while they change and Ali's like, Oh, I've grown such a connoct, some bath gara! We know, Ali, we all see it. I like how they pretend they're being so secret and really trying to spare Sydney's feelings when they're all over each other all the time. All the time, and they have actually not connected about anything.

Yeah, why are we pretending it's a secret? And they have the right to be, that's fine, but I like that they're just pretending it's some hidden plot that nobody sees. And Daisy's like, listen if you like someone, you can't go through life, you know, saying you're not gonna dot this person just cause I have a bust. Yeah. So then, Gary's mom is like, Well, take it slow, Gary.

I don't know if you see that this is the rocker for you. And if they got a problem, then you got to call your mother. Thanks, mom. Yeah, problem guy. Buh-buh-buh-buh. So now it's time for tip-meeting. Everything was almost perfect, except for that problem with the anchor, which I could have taken care of a lot sooner.

If I'd realized it wasn't just part of a movie plot we were in. You know, apparently when I looked back at it, a police map got somehow into the anchor housing. Don't even know how that happened, but it really messed things up. So he gives jail compliments and Jean-Luc is like, yeah, well, I did kind of save the day. I deserve this. Of course, you of course you believe he deserves it all the time. Of course. J. only think of an Oscar-speed stat.

Because that's always implied, right? It's always implied. I'm the most amazing, but it's set in different ways. I never believed in myself, but having the opportunity, and he's like,'s said in different ways. Like I never believed in myself, but having the opportunity, and he's like, no, I deserve this. Save the day. I share this. I share this compliment with the five other nominees

in best compliment category. I couldn't have done it without you, but I guess I did. So thank you guys. Sockman, dick, soccer. So they get 15 grand, and good news, bad news, bad news, bad weather's coming. Good news, you get to party like mother truckers.

Okay, and you're gonna have a boat take you to a beach. There's gonna be a dinner. There's gonna be lots of stuff, right? Good news, good news, bad news, bad news, good news, bad news, good news, good news, bad news. And Daisy's like, oh, I'm so glad we don't have to clean. Yeah, and she goes, thank you so much much and she claps and she does she actually speaking the Oscars she literally does the Nicole Kidman clap whereas basically just like

the high points of her palm touching and her fingers you know diametrically opposed to each other she's like thank you thank you so much oh so everyone's like oh god has this dinner gonna go because the last one was kind of hinky and Daisy asked Sid me how do you think it's got or Ali how do you think it's gonna go with Sid me. I have no fucking clue. I can't be where's the last time. I just hope that no one notices that I'm starting to fall for Geary. Yeah I hope no one notices either because you guys have done such a good job of keeping it discrete.

So now they're all head to this bar. Colin put on his finest free t-shirt for the occasion, but this time he actually had pants on, so I have to, I have to, have to be honest with my acid wash light blue jeans on And it's actually basically like he's ready to go to a ball. Yeah, yeah, pretty much and Natasha is I've noticed that I think when Natasha when she's off the clock all her Relaxation or like post stress it all it all just comes out in caps lock She speaks in caps lock when she's off the clock. She's like,

can I have an eligible son in a spicy pizza place? I was like, oh my god. It's like chill out, chill out girl. I just wanted to just wanted to pizza. That's cool. Yeah, they're very excited for the pizza. And Gary and Ole are doing so good at hiding that they like each other. Gary's like, let's take Santa Fe. Look at that. All right, let's take one with you, Kiss and a Shake. All right, let's take one with me sticking in your ear. All right. And Sydney's sitting right across from them, which is kind of her mistake too,

because she just follows around the hurricane and the wonders why her house was taken up in the air. It's like, she's not chasing the twist or girl, or is the hurricane a twister? No, it's a twister., sorry, but you know what I mean She basically goes chase and storm is and then wonders why a Mary Elizabeth, Masha Antonio calls her up and says you're heading right into the jaws of the monster You know, yeah, she's like oh my god I'm so in love with that twist. Why is the cow flying in my face? Why?

If you're gonna chase the twist or expect to get the milk or at least the hoof so So Daisy's tar of sorry about she They're very concerned about the fact that Daisy did not get a pizza and she's like no I couldn't because I've gained a lot of weight So then Gary's like oh Daisy shut the fuck up. It's the one time our concern shut the fuck up And you don't take a personally She's like I don't take anything personal Kidding I'll take literally everything personal.

So then we got back to Natasha. And she's like, I'm sorry to cover myself, but I almost thought that we were floating on the road. We had to think of something. When you're floating, the other person looking at me and they were thinking, I have to have a pizza. I want a pizza. I just want a pizza.

Oh my god. I know, she's cracked out today. I know. Something was like here, just have a little chew to this. You'll barely feel anything. And she's like, whoa, guess what? You know what, I don't like when men are always after me, and I'm not into it.

Seriously, I'm so sick of it. I think she just goes on and on in her office Christmas dress. She's like, I mean, she's like on another level. I was like, I think I have another job. I can also be sure to have the five whiskies and a tequila. And also, I can get some gold on the cup and some shrimp and some blobs. I'm like, so Gary's like, wait, when I look for a woman to love, I want her to be really sensitive.

And then he's like, like laughing way too hard for some reason. So then he starts whispering to her, but really loudly with the camera in his face right in front of Sydney. He's like, so... Well, I don't want myself to look like a dick to you. Oh, but like you, I like you. And she's like,

I like you too, even though I refuse to admit that. I just don't want Sydney to be upset. I really don't, but at the same time, I'm drawn to him every day. I don't know if it's the reason or the barter or the fact that he saw it looks like one of those stone things from East Ireland. I don't know. So Sydney's like, uh, yeah, John Luke, do you want to change seats with me? Because this is my dinner theater and it's worse than funny girl in the modern times. Can we please switch? And you can still say by your girlfriend, so she moves and he tells her oh, girl, don't worry Listen, as Beyonce says the best revenge is your paper like home, but she's like a debt crew person.

I know. More like the chamois. And so she's like, just be awesome. Sydney, go for I've got that going for me. But you know what? I really liked Danny for, you know, she, uh, she invoked Beyonce. She knew, she knew what she had to do. She invoked Beyonce,

even though Sydney is about as far as far from Beyonce's, you know, glory as anyone could ever be on Bravo. But you know what, that's a good girlfriend right there, you know, to reach on today. Popping her up with Beyonce. Yeah. As Beyonce says, the best revenge is your paper towels. All right. Yeah, as Beyonce says, the best revenge is your paper towels. All right. Heh heh heh heh heh heh. Get the scrubbing. I would like to make a toast. Okay, I'd like to make a toast.

I'll have to give a toast to Natasha. She had her best church for yet. She made 20 out of 20 p.t.s. And did not fuck up eggs for the first time in her story career. So congratulations. I love your new attitude. Drink this up. And Serity just pops up behind the wall and goes,

Teamwork makes the dream work people. And Daisy's like, well, you know, I still think she's crazy, but I decided to try to get along better. And I see a shift in her behavior. Yeah, because you weren't nagging her the whole time. That's the shift in her behavior. Not really saying that that's uncalled for, but this is a show of non-mystries, you know? Yes. So now they all go back to the boat,

a show of non-mystries, it's a murder mystery. So they go out back onto the boat and call and engaging in his favorite behavior. Idle Gossip, he's like, hi Sydney, so what about Gary and Adley, huh? Do you see them? What do you think about that? And she's like, hi, Sydney. So what about Gary and Ally, huh? Huh? Just let them? What do you think about that? And she's like, their adults, there's nothing I can really do. Yeah, I mean, look at them. Their adults, you know, they're she's an adult woman. He's less vented, we're less attractive.

And I know that. So as an adult, you know, I'm just going to be I have to be okay with being the hot one. And then Ali's talking to Gary. And she's like, the girl over there, Sydney is very pissed off. Like just trying really hard so no one hears them right? Yeah. But you know I care about some of my nonsense, but it's like, Sydney over there. It's like yeah. She says it as if Sydney's emotions exist in some strange vacuum. You're just flirting hardcore, you know, nose-to-nose right in front of her face in the restaurant

with no discretion. And you know, I get on some level, listen, your adults, you are, Gary has made his feelings clear to Sydney. Sydney has been incapable completely of moving on. But at the same time, like, you guys don't have to be doing that right in front of her face the entire episode. Yeah, and so Danny and Jelle are flirting

and she's like, you're wearing a hat and he's like, no, you're wearing a hat. She goes, oh my God, yes, it's me. Thank you for noticing. So do you like it? And he's like, yeah, but everything looks good on you. And then back to Sydney, Sydney's talking to people. And she's like, I mean, let her to column still.

She's like, look, we have our trust. And I don't know what changed, but it did change. And so be it, it's changed. It changed when you got in the room. And he said, we're just friends. And nothing is ever going to come on this. This is a one night stand. That's it. Nothing changes. Yeah, that's that's you're all changed So now Ali wants to talk to Danny and she's like, I'm in a bit of a situation. I want true advice Gary keeps on trying to kiss me and I feel like it's being very rude and so couple of rotten front of said now

I guess I was just trying to keep going wants to kiss me run from very rude and so couple of rotten front of SIDNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN go just a bit more. You were practically lap dancing at him at dinner. What are you talking about? So, um, we don't even mind. It's the thing is the pretending that they care, you know, it's just not just you obviously don't stop trying to be the good person. You don't have to be the villain either, you know, but you stop. So then, Sydney, uh, Sydney is. What? Say it again? the foes. What? Say it again. I just said it was just foes and Saturday. It's it's all. Yes. Yeah.

So then Sidney is sitting and talking with some of the crew and they're like, where's Danny? And someone says, oh, she's prepping that master bedroom for Jean Luke. And Jean Luke's like, oh, come on, bro. I knew you guys were gonna say that Oh, man

What one moment I'm saving the entire ship and perhaps the entire maritime industry in the next you guys are razzin me, huh? So then Ali and Gary are now over at the bar and they're making drinks and He's like well, you know, but something feels so good. Well, I'm not gonna shoot it Right and he just turns and just starts to kiss Ali. At long last, they finally kiss. And it is a horrific kiss. I made it, it looks like someone aggressively trying to make a sandwich happen.

You know when there's a sandwich and everything's falling out of it, so you really push those two slices together and really be like, no, you aren't gonna stay as a coherent whole. They were pressed up on each other. Like, it wasn't even a kiss, it was like, nose flattening, mania.

So Sidney is like, guys, it's, oh, so they're kissing. So Sidney comes in because, you know, Sidney, every time she sees him, Lee still follows them to wherever they're going, right? So they go to the bar. So she finds a reason to get up and go to the bar and they're kissing. And she goes, um, it's fine. Don't be weird. Just looking for a high and a can that no one ordered. But I think that maybe people might want a moment. So I'm just going to look for some high and I can't hold on. Let me just move

by you guys real quickly. Now, I'm like, Sydney, I'm just gonna look for some high and I can't hold on. Let me just move by you guys real quickly. Now I'm like Sydney, I'm, okay Sydney. You two have to, you also have to chill out because now you're actually, as Ronnie said, you're looking for the Twister here. So you also need to like get out of the situation. Yeah, still thinking like after all of this, it's so annoying with her because after all of this whole night,

she's still gonna try to go down and like flirt with Gary and win, you know? It's like, stop, just stop. So then Danny is talking to Sydney and she's like, come on, let's just have some fun. And she's like, I just can't be around Ali. Why isn't her that you can't be around? Yeah, I can't. To you. Like, why is that always the girl, right? I guess because they're friends. Like she considered them their friends and and Alice and Ali is I In this case, I'm always I'm always the one that's like name the guy been the guy

I actually think that Gary has been very up front in this case and I think that Ali has been very insincere so I can understand the frustration towards Ali But yeah, this whole thing is just such a mess. So then Sidney is doing that thing where she's gonna really bless Danny with the secret that everybody already knows. She's like, I wanted to avoid this and you're the only person I've told this to, but we fought. Okay.

And that's why it's a little bit more, you know. Right. And Danny's like, I knew this already. So yeah, we're weirdo. Danny knows that Sydney's just telling her because she wants Danny to tell everyone to get the gossip to go around the boat. But Danny doesn't fall for it because she's, she's on her own mission was, which is to get laid herself in some form tonight. Yeah. So she's which is to get laid herself in some form tonight. Yeah. So she's like shaking her ass for the group and everything.

And Jail is getting wasted and someone knocks over a glass and he gets all angry and he's like, we're flocking up my cheek. Man, I have to clean that up. I like him bitching and moaning about stuff. He has to clean up when he hasn't actually cleaned up anything on season. No, every episode there's a scene of how dirty shit is

in the morning, right? Yes. Like, we're shit all over the teak. But he doesn't only get mad, like he gets up and walks away. He's like, I gotta walk away from this, because I'm some man. Man. And so Danny is talking to Danny goes up to him.

She's like, what are you doing? What's wrong with you? He's like, the room in my teak, bro. Okay, it's causing more work for me, bro. That's it, bro. I can't take it. She's like, but that's two days from now. Chill, chill. He's like, no, but I'm the fucking one who has to do it. Chill, chill. Look, I'm the one who has to clean the bar after everyone drinks. I'm the one who has to clean up Gary's poop stains after he uses the guest's head. Okay, but I don't complain. Okay, you're being a fucking pussy. It's fine. Okay. Everyone has shots by bar. Everyone has shots. Everyone drinks by the bar. And so she's just like, whatever. And she walks away. Yeah. And she's like, when I'm drunk, I'm bitchy. When he's drunk, he is like flour that goes.

Whee. Like a flour, you know what I mean? A flour with no water and it goes. Yeah. Like that. Yeah. By the way, Ronnie, I have aphids in my little planter box. Speaking of flour, you need watering. I just really need your support right now.

You have wet in there? Aphids, I have to go. Is it that way you get in your heart when you have heart problems? And aphids? Oh, oh that a fib is one thing. This is a fib Oh, I just read this article on Twitter. Okay, that said people are killing the earth with plants because They're using a planter that is not sustainable So you might want to check on that. You might actually be killing the earth.

What is a non-sustainable planter? It's some kind of soil with something called something in there. Peekies or pookies. Unsustainable. Okay, I'm not going to look it up. No one is here for us to talk about soil. We're literally supposed to avoid the soil, but I do support you and your A-Fib,

even though you're ruining the A-Fibs. So, which ones? A-Fibs, it little bugs, they're little bugs, and they need to go, and it's sputtering me. So, speaking of little bugs, they're like, DUDD! DUDD! Yeah, they're all little saffrons,

just like nibbling at the leaves. DUDD! It's like this picture would be perfect without the A-Ffids in it. Duh! We're gonna get this a-fid $100,000 of plastic surgery now. Duh! So JL goes to the guys and he's like,

oh I guess I'm in the shitter because I told her about the t- I'm just over this and Collins like, why are you crying about it bro? Come on. He's like, cause it turns me off bro the way she's acting bro, it's like, why are you crying about it, bro? Come on. He's like, cause it turns me off, bro, the way she's acting, bro, like, it's not me, bro. I mean, my woman to respect the cheek, bro. Right. And Danny, meanwhile, has now moved on to Ali and is now making out with Ali. And she's like, I want to do a lot tonight, but

JL's being a fucking pussy. Okay. So, so she, so the now that now all the girls are together, the groups are just that they move back and forth so quickly. So now all the girls are together and there are all the girls are toasting to the power of the pussy. And then Danny is like someone such a bitch to basically to jail. Yeah, and then she fills her beer. Yeah, she fills her beer. She's like, whoops, I just dropped my beer. Jail's going to have to jail. Yeah, and then she's built her beer. Yeah, she's built her beer. She's like, whoops. I just dropped my beer. Jail's going to have to clean tomorrow and everyone's kind of awkward, but still too drunk to care.

Yeah. So then Natasha is talking to Sydney and Colin and this is where Natasha's doing that thing that got every, there's always someone at the Christmas party doing this. Like, you know what? It's not just about sex to me. It's about more. And I love my this. Like, you know what? It's not just about sex to me, it's about more. And I love my body so much that,

you know, I'm not gonna just give it away to anybody. It's gonna be somebody who really deserves this. You want all this, you want all this. Oh yeah, they're lining up around the street, but if you really want it, it's like going off about how much she doesn't want to be with somebody. Yeah.

And then Sidney goes, well, I mean, if you think a guy has worse having sex with because it's work ethic, I mean, look at Gary. I mean, he's got a great worth ethic, but I would not want him to be my boyfriend. I had all definitely not my boyfriend. Husband, I'm open to. Husband would be great, live partner.

I'm open to that, yeah. And Collins, like, so Gary's good at six is what he's saying? Just, no no he's not Whu- whoops Just said we're having sex and Collins like oh see slit together then and she's like oh look I'm not gonna talk shit. I just will say I've had better drunk sex So Danny then is like I'm just horny and I'm trying to have some sex right now and he's like Jail's being so quiet. So let's go Allie, let's go. So Danny takes Allie

to the guest room and now Garrett, which is kind of funny because now Gary is mad because Gary's finally gotten to kiss Allie and now he's losing Ali to Danny. Who's clock blocking it? Blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah. And eating a chip. And so, uh, Gary is like, Jail, calm down. Why are you so angry? It's stupid. So then, Danny and Ali, it seems like they're just doing that thing that girls do in clubs, where they're like, let's make out and then turn on guys.

Yeah. Like in college. Uh, so she's like, get's make out and then turn on guys. Yeah, like in college. So she's like, get in the bed, bitch. And then they really start going at it. And this is not a good kiss as well. I have to say, you know, Ally is like kind of coming in for a good like open mouth, but still gross.

But then Danny's just like licking everything off of her, you know, like a human nasty. But still better. It's still better than Gary and Alex kiss. I mean, Gary and Alex kiss was like an accordion compressing, right? It just... You know? It's like an accordion who's made of ham and half of it is made out of like hot dogs.

You know, this is like doesn't fit in there right? I have a whole products, accordion. Yeah, it just doesn't, it's bad. But yeah, but this is at least has a little nicer to look at. So, so they're like, they are going at it. And then we will upstairs Natasha is like, I found in my body and I don't want to give myself to anyone that's not worth it.

And then I do this thing, give back people. People don't understand these things. And I want my spicy pizza, I want my spicy pizza right up And Jail still bitching about the tea. He's like oh god I mean I can't believe she treated me like that over the tea Meanwhile Ali is addressing Danny and then Gary and we hear Danny go beach comment lick my vagina And then we hear them moaning, someone's going like, ah, ah, behind the lock door. And Gary and JL realize they're just alone now watching JL cry about teak.

So they go to find them and hear the moaning and start cracking up and they're knocking they're like, uh, can we come in? They're like, no, it's locked on purpose. Yeah, I actually thought, believe, I was like, I thought that was kind of rude. Like, they're doing something. Why do you, like, why do you think you can just go and they're an interrupt? That's not cool.

Like, you had your chance and you were bitching about teak, so you had your chance. But it works anyway. So then they do eventually come out the door, but then Ali bolts out of the room and then then jail jail goes in and he's like, oh, you were enjoying yourself with Ellie, weren't you? You know what I enjoy getting teak out of the wood. I really enjoy that. That was sarcasm. That was sarcasm. Meanwhile, Natasha is talking about the importance of carbon emission reduction on the earth. Just kidding. She's talking about how

like everyone wants to bang her, but she won't do it. And so she's like, but you know, it would be nice if there were some single guys on the boat. And Sydney's like, yeah, our options are limited. And so everyone just leaves them. They're like, yeah, we don't need to get into that conversation. And we also hear then we now Danny and Jail are behind closed doors. And I love when Danny says this, she goes, you know, I work really hard for this body and I don't want this body to be in the dark. And he's like, oh, holy moly, Mary and Josie.

I just like, I love how, like, proudly sexual she is. I think it's kind of great. And then Natasha is like, you know what? I want to spend time with you But I also want my own individuality Meanwhile everyone else on the boat is fucking right because now Gary and Ali are making out And it's not just yeah, they're doing the front of the group that they're talking to there was Sydney and Natasha and Colin and they just start making out. And it's not just, yeah, they're doing the front of the group that they're talking to. There was Sydney and Natasha and Colin and they just start making out and Natasha and Gary are like, so that's where it was a macho. Gary who leaves Natasha and

Gary walks away. Well, so what the thing is this, they're all sitting in like a circle and they're just hanging out. And then out of nowhere, Gary and Ali just start making out in the circle, the social circle. So it's weird anyway. It would have been weird even if there weren't a history with Sydney. But there is a history with Sydney. And I just feel like, you know, don't talk on Ali's part. Okay, I believed it in the beginning that you wanted to be a good friend, et cetera. And I do support, you know, like there was a line drawn between Gary and Sydney

and at certain points, Sydney has to get over it. But Ali has really gone above and beyond to be all. Oh, I don't want to head, I'm seeing friends with him. I don't know why she's mad at me And then she'd like literally makes out right in front of this girl who clearly still has feelings for Gary Whether they're psychotic or not. She still has feelings. It was so obnoxious I think what she's doing is she's trying to force a public fight Like she's trying to wait for Sydney to say something so she can force a public fight so that everybody can kind of be on her side

Exactly say something so she can force a public fight so that everybody can kind of be on her side. Exactly. And they can call, they can just say that Sydney is the crazy one. Instead of just, you know, growing some heels and going to Sydney and saying, look, I really like you. And I'm sorry, things didn't work out with him, but I like him and I'm going for it. Yes. Exactly. So she's doing it in front of everybody to make Sydney look crazy, which already, Sydney

already looks crazy. Yes. No, like, come on. So Natasha and Colin walk away, that's who I met. So Gary and Sydney are now there with Ali. Because Sydney, of course, doesn't leave. So that Colin kind of stands there and he's like, well, what's going on with you, Sydney?

And she's like, now's not the time to discuss that. And now he's like, let's just speak come on about it. Then just say it. Whatever you're going to say. And Sydney is like, a lady never reveals her secrets. Well, Sydney, you're not really a lady, to be honest. And to not not not gender shaming, I'm just saying you're not, you're not, you're not

Diana Ross. Okay. So. And also, this is what this is where Sidney is about. Nabi. Yeah, this is where Sydney is annoying because she isn't being up front with exactly. She actually has not been up front with how she feels really the whole season. So she's like, a lady never tells her secrets, except for all the dolphins that just want to fuck her. Hey,

boys, what's going on? Single lady. And except that I just went and told, you know, at least two people that we fact you know yeah so she's like I will learn not to spill my guts to fucking strangers and Ali's like but I know the stranger she's yes you are I don't know you I don't know you yeah and Ali's like all right say boy see you Sidney goes, she's not gonna be my friend. We can be roommates, but she's not my friend. And then Ali starts telling Gary that she's like,

you know, Makka, did you some not a pass of aggressiveist? Like you actually have been. This is, remember when you made out in front of Sidney five minutes ago, that was passive aggressive. Yeah, and then it cuts to jail, so having sexing sexy just goes oh babe The hurts And then and Sydney's like I don't know why Alice so pissed in me

I'm like she's pissed at you because you're not being up front with your with how you really feel But then this is also Ali's stupidity because at a certain point she has to realize you're just that Sydney's psycho and she has to stop being so concerned with what Sydney feels. So Sydney's taking drinks up and which by the way, by the way, it sounds totally hypotodontally contradictory to what I was saying about how she should take Sydney's feelings into consideration. It's like she should take her emotional, she knows how Sydney feels. She knows exactly how Sydney feels. She knows exactly how Sydney feels. So she shouldn't try to elicit that, quote unquote, honesty from Sydney. She knows how she feels.

She knows Sydney doesn't want to be upfront about it. So just like, understand this girl has feelings. And just, you know, try to just be courteous. So then, Sydney is taking drinks up and sees Ali. And Ali is like, are we going to have this out of wild? I mean, I know you feel some kind of a way. And you've got a section for him. And Sidney's like, no, this is about you feeling guilty

about what you're doing that you're trying to put on me. And it's like put on being service that fun, have gone above and be like, you can even look at the selfie we took of me sitting on Gary's lap to my it be now. Well, do you want me to tell you what makes me uncomfortable? If it does, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, if it does, make a good, it doesn't make me uncomfortable. Like Sydney, all right, Sydney, you're either gonna, like, like I can't Sydney is driving me nuts, too. Allie's driving me nuts. Sydney is driving me nuts So then Gary is watching all of this with Colin and he's like this can't be that me bro No woman would fight of me. I mean come on

Which I like that he's self-aware because that's also my issue. It's like why are you fighting over that? Yeah, I mean you're finding over that? Yeah. You're finding over Gary, okay? Yeah. And Cindy's like, why are you forcing these conversations, just do what you want to do. She's like, well, it's all about the fact that I care about how you feel.

It's like you don't care about how she feels. You were just making it in front of her face. That's what was driving me nuts. So, Ali's like, but we have a connection. She'll send you have your connection. But then be mad at him. Gary, come over here. You need to be yelled at instead of me because this is you. That was in this trouble with Sid and meh. So, then Gary marches over there. And I guess this is probably what Ali was going for the whole time, right? So, Gary walks over there and he's like, listen, I fucked up and I'm sorry because it was me who calls us to as you see me.

But my feelings are for Ali and they're not the feelings that I have used to. Sorry about that, but that's it. And it's just like puts a definitive end. But Sydney's like Jesus, what you know, it's humiliating. It's a crying, you know, she's humiliated. Y'all yell that in front of people. He's the worst. She knows that she knows all these things. She's humiliated. She's getting yelled at in front of people. He's the worst. She knows that, she knows all these things.

She knows all these things. She's probably aware that she's being made to look like a psycho. She has done psycho things to be fair. But yeah, this was, there's nothing to discuss. I thought it was actually very cruel of Ali and Gary, you know, this Sydney, clearly is hung up. She has feelings for this guy.

We all think it's crazy, but at the same time, her heart is pining, and these two, they make out right in front of her. She gets agitated, right? It's hard to deal with. And then they're like, what's wrong? What's wrong? It's like a you know, it's hard to deal with and then they're like what's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? Well, why can't you say what's wrong? It's just so cruel. Yeah, and she's crying She's like, what do you want to leave me alone? So they walk off him she follows them probably. Yeah, she's like in their bed when they get back Okay, guys, all right. I was just looking for a hine again

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