Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing: Pita Dread

Episode Date: March 9, 2021

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I'm not a fan of this one. I'm not a fan of this one. Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Corruptions. The podcast for all that crap we just love to talk about on Yo Bros. I'm Ronnie and that's been over there, hi, Ben. Hi, what's up? Well, everybody, welcome to the show today. We had kind of a show disaster yesterday. We did Real Housewives of Atlanta. And then we did Mary to Medicine right after. Guess what?

We don't have a recording of it. We fucked it up. Yeah, and we weren't gonna do all the recording again. Actually, I couldn't have even done it again, because when I go through my notes, whenever I do any podcasts, I erase my notes as I go along, so they don't get lost in them. And so by the end of the recording, or lack thereof, I had already erased all my notes as I go along. So I don't get lost in them. And so by the end of the recording

or lack thereof, I had already raced all my notes. So I guess a top level thing is so it was funny and Simone. It was funny. We love Mary de Medicine, but we fucked up. So for everybody who is coming to listen to that, sorry, we will have, we are going to start parent. We did a full recap for the first episode, but then we're going to pair the Sunday night shows together on Monday, starting next week. So we'll talk about both Atlanta and Mary to medicine next Monday. But for now, here we are with Blue Dexceling Yacht. with Blue Dexceling Yard. Yeah, Stony's a Vandipump, not really.

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And it sounds like something that is making me freaking crazy But guess what here we are with Daisy Geary Natasha Danny Colin Sydney Ali John Luke and Gleene Oh, I promise I was gonna wear it it in my days. The accent before it's our podcasting today. And I totally forgot. So everyone enjoyed this moment right now. Well, I have Irish in my mouth because soon I'll start speaking Australian. And I'll never go back because once I start speaking Australian, I can't

reverse the accent. Yeah. This is a hodgepodge of terrible accents. So buckle up everybody. I'm going to look at that. So we start with Jean-Luc. Be sure to keep an eye on the guests. And he's like, Oh, I'm tall. I'm really tall. Hey, anybody here about how tall I am. And then meanwhile, he's talking about being tall. And where the do she old white guys? They're lost. They're gone. Okay, they're probably dead somewhere

They fell down the hatch so they yeah, so it's like John Luke has to go find the guys So he's out there on the tender just you know looking for them. He's like He should be yelling cocaine And he would have just he would have appeared right there. No kidding I can't get my dog to come to me So now I just always carry a pretzel around. You know, and just like, just start chewing on, like, eat half of it and he'll hear it wherever he is.

Okay, he could be blocks away. And it'll be like, there's a pretzel being eaten. Hehehe. So he, they're looking, they're actually are looking for Greg for like 90 minutes, which is pretty crazy. Also like, fuck Greg for being gone for 90 minutes. Of course he's the person who just goes off

and everyone gets word and he's like, yeah man, yeah, I was just hiking, yeah. So they him and the nice guy who's off with a nice friend that doesn't have a name in our budget. Yeah, Alex, his name is Alex. So Nikki, you know Nikki hates Greg. You can just tell she hates Greg. You know, Greg is called Rusty's friend

because Nikki is the charter. She's the primary and Rusty is her husband Rest and then they have grussian Greg are both terrible and Nikki seems cool But she's just like stuck with these guys and she's like what's the common denominator and everything that goes wrong Greg And now Jean-Luc is like Greg But he's not answering his radio so now they're like Greg, but he's not answering his radios.

And now they're like, oh god, now Greg's not answering his radios. And then of course, you know, he finds them because it's below deck. They're not dead. It's below deck guys. They find them. They were just hiking in speedos and, you know, no shoes or whatever. Speedos and flip flops. Whichever it is, no one goes hiking in speedos and flip flops.

Were you getting blow jobs on that island? What was happening on that island? That, yes. They were rocky blow jobs, Croatian blow jobs. So yeah, they get the most gorgeous people in the world, the Croatians. That's where the most models come from, I think. I worked at a place with a bunch of Croatians when I was younger in New York. And my god, those people, everyone was gorgeous. Every single one of them was gorgeous. Well, a few summers ago, I went on a family vacay. We went on a little cruise and we stopped in split Croatia. And everyone was like an Abercrombie model.

I was like, well, look at all these. Yeah, very pretty white people. Yeah. I will never feel as insecure as I would in Croatia. Okay. That's a point. Yeah. Split. Split. Split. I didn't like split actually. Maybe they'll go the other season. Who knows? So in case anyone's wondering my thoughts on split Croatia, they are. There's just split review. My split review written by Captain Lee. You know what I say to split? You're getting a one-wing ticket back to Dubrovnik. Okay, that's where the real heart is.

That's the fun to Dubrovnik. So they need a ride to get back. Okay, now my dog's just running everywhere. What are you doing? Go on, run out. I'm also here as a split personality. My dog, not Croatian. You're humbly.

Listen, honey, before you start talking shit about Croatia, I just want to point out it as a wonderful history and delicious food. How about that, honey? My dog just pooped and so he feels like he deserves an Academy Award and I'm not paying attention to him, so he's just running around circles. There are some people who do get Academy Awards, at least nominations for peeping. Look at you, Robert DeVolom, the judge.

So. Did Tom Hanks get nominated when he had trouble peeing in the green mile? Because that could be another bathroom. I think it could be another bathroom. I'm not familiar. I'm not familiar. But I'm sure that if we go back and watch Monster, I'm sure Charlie's there and took a dump in that movie

Because it's real that's it's real no pun intended so So they bring Greg back to the boat and Nikki is like they were hiking this fuck face was hiking He's like and then and then they're almost there and Greg's like, don't worry. We're gonna paddle back I'm like you do not get to touch that paddle board again, Greg. Yeah, no longer a lot of them in the paddle board. Greg, yeah. So Jean-Luc is like, God, losing the guest. That is a real resume killer.

But they bring them back. And Danny and Ali are talking. And Danny's like, what are you going to do with these covers? And Ali's like, well, I don't remember you tell me what I hate to do to cover. Someone told me I had to do something with them. But I don't quite remember the tell me about it. Yeah, there's like a lot of murmuring about these covers and I just wrote down some controversy with covers.

I was like, whatever, this probably won't matter. And of course, it's like the central. I knew it was going to matter because it's someone asking about something in the laundry room, okay? And then it's somebody saying, I know somebody gave me directions, but I forgot what they were. So Danny's like, oh, just put them in the build. We'll just put this. You know, in the build, yeah, put the covers in the build. I'm Russian and Brazilian at the same time. So now Greg is paddling back and he falls in the water which serves him right. And Natalie's in Natasha.

I told you I'd do this. Natasha's in the kitchen making mayonnaise. And then so then this is what cracked me up is that they're gonna be doing an 80s party which for these these guests I'm like so are you just gonna just show up like what is Is that is that how this party's gonna work? Yeah, it sort of looks like it's already is one so There's like everyone okay everyone go get ready for the HS part and put on your best bono Are you ready for the 80s party, huh?

And the tashes, like, oh, so this is cool. We have burgers, we have fries, vegan. I'm making mayo, vegan mayo. Do you want to taste Ali? It's like, is it vegan? I just said it was vegan. Yeah. Right.

OK. I'm playing with Asian flavors, squash, and edamame burger with a Yuzou ketchup. I was like I trust that'll taste good because she seems like she's a really good chef, but I don't if I ask for a veggie burger. I'm not sure if I want squash and edamame edamame mixed together, but we'll see we would say I mostly don't trust it because Natasha is so confident and she You know because she says things like this, I'm really fucking confident. And I always worry about people like that,

because they're usually not as good as they say, but so far everybody's loving everything that she's putting out. Yeah, it's true. So they're setting the table and there's records as like chargers or placemats on the table, which is cute. And Greg is putting Guy line around someone.

And then Gary, then there's like a scene of Gary scaring Ali in the laundry room. And she's like, you scared me. I don't know why I wrote that down. I have to go, oh, never that before. And Ali tells us. She flirts with everyone. What else do we got about? We're on the boat and I flirts with everyone.

He's like, oh, so you've got a hamburger in a hotdog roll. Which is called an orthodox side. And the task is like, you're lucky you have food. Stupid. Okay. Get hot in my face. And it's like you're lucky you have food stupid, okay? Get hot in my face. Legoman. So, yeah, so now everyone's getting dressed up with 80s and so all the staff also dressed up with 80s and so Danny winds up in some like short wig that doesn't really look 80s

to me. it just looks mom it looks very mom she's like I am now 80s okay does anyone need to refill on their snackables I'm your mom now um so the guys sort of you know really playing up the 80s sing they're like hey yeah you know who's gonna get my whole past tonight Nicky's like shut up friend of Greg. I'm sure this is Greg's fault somehow. He's like, but come on guys 87 was good. Let's make 88 Rad And then and then Daisy puts on her wig and her wig is like the

Remember in dear John the lady who ran that class the support group I should say that's basically what Daisy's wig is. It's the dear Jon, you know support group leader here and she it makes her look like she looks like every Like working class mom character in a quirky Irish movie I've ever seen she like oh You're going down to the bar to sing your songs. Oh, where you better come back? You're chars. You know, you're never going to go anywhere with your singing.

You know, I think it's the only decade where people worked really hard to make it look like they didn't do shit to their hair because those wigs were actually kind of accurate and they were just out of a bag from an Amazon box, you know? It's like just a terrible hair. Oh, terrible hair delivery. And it worked. So more footage of Jean-Luc struggling to sleep in his bed.

And then people are sitting down and the vegan burgers are coming out. And Ali has now been, she's been sent down to the rooms to clean up. And basically, Daisy's like, can you do this in an hour? And I was like, show-al shouldn't be a problem. And then she just starts working very, very slowly. She tells her,

Where is the day you're the last time I did it? It took two hours. Well, it's supposed to take one. Can you do it on one? She's like, oh, yeah, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, the snail on the aquarium, just going really, really slow. And then we see her cleaning. They love showing Ali cleaning slowly, because they're like, look, we've got french fries. Ali cleaning slowly.

Oh, look at what is this. Is who cats up? Ali cleaning very slowly and emptying water from trash cans. I just like piles of sheets and garbage and daisy checks in. She's like, how are you doing? Thank you, I'll be done in half an hour. She's like, yeah, I think I'll be done pretty soon. It's like, oh, because hopefully,

hopefully she has, she has half a brain because she's to be a junior student. That's all you really need is half a brain. And just like, oh, we'd be like, oh, what then? I'm just gonna fall this shoe into the laundry. It's like, oh, we'd be like, oh, what then? I'm just gonna hold this shoe and do the laundry. It's like, oh, yeah. So Gary's outside with Sidney and they're working

and getting the little boat dinghy or whatever you call it in. And he's like, you're right down there. Check, oh yeah, we're okay, we're bad. Like, you know, we get along because he's more of a sailor than a yachty and us sailors are more loose. And so, you know, I'm fine with, can you move that, you all right?

Do you need help with that? I'm strong. Okay. I'm stronger than you think. Yeah. That's not good. This is not going to be disaster at all. And then it's a...

Jean-Luc trying to get comfortable in his bed. And now it's 9.35. It's been an hour and 35 minutes since turned down, started, and Ali is still cleaning. Now she's just brought her stuff all into the hallway. So she's just like sitting on the hallway and has bottles and towels. I don't know what's going on down there,

but she's created actually more of a mess. And one of the ladies and her man come down to take a little nap and she's like, what are we supposed to do? He's like, that's all his fullest stuff. She's like, I'm going down anyway. But he doesn't, he goes down. And so, Alex just found the ground

with Lego pieces of a vacuum. Like, I don't even know what's going on with that vacuum. Is that like, she decided to? I was thinking, I wish he had a good dinner. Like I don't even know what's going on with that vacuum Devin mine me. I just decided it would be fun to put together Ikea furniture right here. Yeah, she's like four more minutes It's great great. Allie. Thank you. You did such a great. Okay. Just gonna step over okay Okay, okay stepped on a piece of back okay All right. Well, thank you, thank you.

Ali, as much as we admire your commitment to recreating the Eiffel Tower out of Legos, what we really need you to do is move this into the crew mass right now, thanks. Now, Colin, I think has been brought onto this show because a great tradition of below deck is just pure misogyny, right? So I think they're like guys this show because a great tradition of below deck is just pure misogyny, right?

No, so I think they're like, guys, we don't have enough yet. Just bring Colin. Let's just have Colin instigate everything all the time, okay? Does Colin, does he have a child in Florida? Does he have a child in Florida that we can use? Actually, Colin is in a stable relationship, which is kind of awkward, but he is willing to make other people look like besogunists.

Is he, is his girlfriend in Florida? Because I don't know, stability. Uh, I need some Florida in him. Does he have a girlfriend in Florida by any, or is it somewhere else? He is dating a boat that he bought in a hurricane. So, um, seems pretty committed to that, which is awkward, but he will try and ruin a guy's life. Okay, I think we can make that work with I miss my child's story line. We can just do boat instead of child. I think that works. Okay, great. Yeah, let's do

boat. Yeah, just a little stick with miss my boat. So Colin's talking to Gary and he's like, well, hey, this crew is pretty hot. Who's who you gonna be first, bro? Who you gonna be? Listen, I can't be anyone because I'm happy. I have a girlfriend who's a boat and We're happy. So you're gonna screw first. Who you gonna screw? Who you gonna screw, bro? Who you gonna do it? You're a man No way And then Collins then Collins says all I have I have a girlfriend on a boat in Panama No way. I'm gonna be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be be it. So then it's bedtime and it's time for Gary to give Sean Luke his overnight duties. And he's like, I like the tea, the salt, the stainless, the windows, the windows, the teak and the floor and the stand upside down and do a little window wash.

You're just making things up now. And poor Sean Luke, like, looks like he's going to cry. I know. And then Gary, uh, Gary goes into his bunk because he shares it with Glenn and he's like, say, Jay has been having some problems sleeping and Glenn's like, Oh, well, it's gonna be a problem. He's a big guy. I mean, I got to get on three steps tools just to shake his hand. You know what I'm saying? He's a big guy. Oh, whoa. He's a real good guy too. Oh, he's a miss So then the girls are talking in their room of the three girl room and Ali's like, you know I didn't even drink until three years ago And I actually opened the bottle of wine four years ago

So it's quite a while for me to get to it Here's a long process of twisting that thing. A day is he's like, oh, I don't know, I love to drink alcohol. Like I crave it. I just crave some alcohol. I'm not saying I don't like alcohol, but drink anything like that.

But I need some alcohol right now. See, I mean, they're showing the gun. I told you, I still enjoy the Irish while you had it. So then John Luke is like, oh man, I can't find the covers. Sydney, Sydney, John Luke's Sydney, Sydney, John Luke is like, oh man, I can't find the covers. Sydney Sydney John Luke's Sydney Sydney John Luke look, I don't like to feel stupid, but I don't know where anything is.

God looking around take so much time, where are I? You know what, I'm just gonna go to the captains. I think I'll just pick up the captain and my boss. Okay, I wanna wake up both my bosses at the same time. Yeah, and then Danny is awake and she's cleaning in the in the my boss. Okay. I want to wake up both my bosses at the same time. Yeah. And then, you know, Danny is awake and she's cleaning in the in the galley. And like, does he ever think to maybe go to the person who's awake first and say, have you seen anything that looks like covers in the laundry or around the boat? Like, because she, she was like, she's like, oh, yeah, you know, like, I think that there were

covers in the bilge or there are covers in the laundry, you know, but like he just goes right to the captain first. Yeah. Oh my God, why can we up? Have some initiative, man. Just look for it, mate. So Sydney hears them and she comes out. She comes out of bed to show him where it is. And she's like, I would never wake up my boss. I mean, that is a bad, bad, bold idea. Okay. Yeah. Where's that accent from? Nobody knows. I'm from. Cowost. Cowost. I'm from the country of Sabah. So, um, so then Gary, they finally, like, they're, they're looking around and Gary's like, I, I didn't think that, I didn't think

that he looks big and they don't want to shift. That's what I think. And now, Jay, basically, they find it. They find the covers in the bilge. And then, and then jail does this annoying thing where they finally find the covers. And he's like, guys, I'm called by the way, I hate that, I just call them jail. Jean-Luc, he's like, guys, guys, please go back to bed. Go back to bed.

No, don't, go back. It's like, yeah, you don't have to tell them. You don't have to, see that dust cloud in the shape of Gary? He's not even here yeah, you don't have to tell them you don't have to see that dust cloud in the shape of Gary He's not even here anymore. You don't have Yeah And Gary forgives him in that way that means no forgiveness on bullet below deck He's like, I'm really sorry I couldn't find a man he goes cool beans. Oh, yeah cool beans is the year in the year in the doghouse Yeah, that's a fuck you fucker of below deck

Yeah so now it's the morning and the guests are waking up and Rusty is back in his red tracksuit. They're not making, they're actually not being all annoying about sailing, although they do wind up going sailing. But Jean-Luc hits his head on the door because he forgot he was tall or that there was a door. Okay, so then we find out that Natasha is that person at work who just won't shut up about her own fucking life. Okay, it's like, CMI constantly. So Collins in there and he's just like getting coffee or something. He's like, hello, hey, dude. And she's like, oh, you know, I'm doing really, really good. You know, like people sometimes think I'm a bitch, but you know what? I'm just hardcore.

Like, like this life makes me hardcore. He's like, oh really? Well great. Love some coffee. Love getting call Yes Well, I lived with my grandma with and you know, there was a lot of drugs and stuff when I was growing up He's like, okay, great great. Have you seen the cream? Any creamer down here. She's like at at 18 I was married, at 23 I was divorced. Married, eh? Oh, you didn't know that? How would he know that?

Yeah. And you know, the thing is this, you know, I basically was in a broken place, I was living in the streets and do you know what saved me? I'm just gonna guess food. Food saved me. Food saved me. Did you apply for top chef? So he gets and she's like going really fast just everything. It's like okay, you know people think

I'm a bitch but I'm hardcore because life sucks, you know I lived with my grandma everybody was on drugs and they were 18 I got married and that was 23 hours to worth. He was abusive and an alcoholic. I mean I should have been dead, you know, thank God for Park Benches on my ride. Okay. Okay. Talk to you later. Talk to you later. It's like, wow, that was a download. I felt like Nio in the matrix. It's a lot. So that's always the one with a candy dish at their desk. You know, like you have to go to their desk and she's the one with a coffee at her desk. like you have to go to their desk. And she's someone with a coffee at her desk, like you have to go over there. So, um, so Jean-Luc did not wipe down the deck. And then, um, Daisy and Ali are setting up the breakfast table. And Daisy's like,

them are crappy, I put out the more people will go, wow, that's why I put an N.Y. CD at each one of their places So 80s My favorite N.Y. song goes like this So relaxing Just like the theme of this show here we're on Kotai loves singing almost as much as I love alcohol. God, the crave it. The crave the singing on the alcohol. They're eating breakfast, the guests are having...

Well, Glenn's like, did you guys sleep well? Help you slept well. Everything's good, great! Don't go to the kitchen. That lady you'll talk your damn head off. All right, I'm just fair warning. No, what was the plan captain? He's like, well, we're gonna head back 11, 12, who knows?

I mean, he cares if we even sailed today, am I right? Dug, grrr. So then they started, so we now have breakfast service, which is like a Mediterranean breakfast with like, popgones, and spreads, everything, and there's pita bread. Ronnie, were you triggered when, I think it was Greg, but it may have been rusty called the Peter bread shells?

Oh, no, but I was triggered by the Peter bread that was floppy like a corn tortilla. I'm not really sure what kind of Peter bread that was, but Peter bread does not flop around. But I'll take a peanut Grisio. I'm not sure what kind of pizza bread that was, but Peter bread does not flop around. But I'll take a peanut Grisio. I'll take a peanut Gris please. Beat Egregia.

So then we got like a super petty fight that really worked for me. Like this is the kind of fight I like. So basically they go through their petos really quickly when they want more. So Daisy goes down and they want to our paytas. And so there's like 20 pizza there Which you think at that point if that's just it and then she'll just make some more and the Daisy goes really 20 up there you didn't put out 20 of those Yes, I did

20 20 peitas I did I put 20 peitas there Why is she blatantly lying about the Peter bread my job is to help Natasha But if she's gonna lie about the Peters who knows what else you lie about I bet she has five heads under that dress You didn't put out 20 I did So then she goes like why are you starting up with her Daisy like She didn't put out one exaggerating, you know, it's like me if I go if I'm waiting in line too long I'm like I waited in line six hours. No, you know, it wasn't six hours, okay, it was probably like 30 seconds. But also given how flat

those beaters were, they might have actually been 20 in there because sometimes it could be just I don't know I saw them taking beaters and it looked like they definitely they Daisy was saying there was like four to five beaters, but I think there was more than five beaters that went up. Like maybe ten or whatever, but the... Like, I just don't understand why Daisy was like... You're saying that those twelfth of a pair has ended up as yet. You're blatantly lying to me girl. Who did I get? It did get really intense. So then she goes upstairs and she sees Ali

who's of course like kind of standing there holding her arm confused. And she's like Ali or Ali as I say Ali did you see the Peter and she's like like, well, I did see it. There was one each of the Peter. Oh, well, really? Because they said 20, 20 now. There wasn't going to be no. If one basket of Peter is going a 20 miles per hour from the West, had another basket of Peter's coming on a yacht at 10 kilometers from the East. How fast are the Peters go one and they make 20 together? I'm taking apart the vacuum immediately it's all I know. Oh no that's a Peter now we're down to 19. Well she said 20 and I said four and she said I made 20 and I'm pretty sure it didn't happen. And if she doesn't make enough, it's my job to solve it.

But to lie, that's a confrontation over a pitter-bred. I'm like, you were the one who made it a confrontation. She said, oh, I made it 20. And you just said, OK, well, could you make some more? You don't have to stop everything to be like, 20 beaches. You know? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial.

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You know, it didn't, his butt crack probably, I think it sort of naturally is pixelated. So it just didn't feel like. And I mean, that's the way to me. To me, that scene really looked like all of our homes during the first week of COVID, when everybody was trying to learn to make bread. I mean, it was just like a lot of dough. It was like a lot of white things were not rising. Things were not rising. So then Daisy goes up to Alex, like, so Alex just asks for a spicy bloody

mario, you want me to make it? She's like, no, no, I'll do it. Let me just take the bottle here and throw it over the board. Now, Ali, that's not too open of all of it. I'm going to just put this to Vasca bottle. That's right to Vaska right here into the electrical socket No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, um, so Sydney, you understand how to pull that boat in? So, yes, I've got it. All right. But she thinks it's hot for whatever reason. And then they just like, he he he he. I'm turned on by a man who looks like a thwomp.

So Ali is like, be a human Australia. I've been called once or twice a boogin. A boogin is a native Auss'll see a little ruffering the edges You know talk with a lot of slang loves playing with Legos Sorry Okay, I guess we're not joking about Legos anymore Guys a low-deck recap so I'm like where are we I just freaked out

guys, some below deck recal, so I'm like, where are we? I just freaked out. I was like, where are we? So I had to search for a bogan. Bogan. So Allie makes this bloody Mary, which actually looks delicious. I was like, I want a bloody Mary now. And so she, she brings it out to Alex, but they're gonna like relocate her something. So she goes to bring the bloody Mary upstairs. And then she just like wipes out and spills the Bloody Mary, which I was a little shocked because on a normal blood deck episode, that would be like the cliffhanger for the week. The Bloody Mary is spilled. What will happen now? See you next week. Do you remember on Real House was in Melbourne? That's where we learned Bogen, the term Bogen, because someone told Jackie they were like, oh shut upgean so hey you're cool me a bogean how can you do that that's a very offensive word

where I come from bogean you didn't say that to people all right you know what my angel guard told me you're a angel all right for using the word boge and what shawnt shawnt shawnt shawnt shawnt so it's time to go sailing so they start stowing, stowing away and everything. And we learned that sailing is like really meaningful to these people. We already knew it because like Nikki's dad was an avid sailor and he passed away.

So this is like a tribute to him. So the sails are going up. And you know, I said, oh, I said Natalie is taking the wheel. Oh, because I think the guest is named Natalie. Did she take the wheel? I think she took the wheel. Mickey, Mickey took the wheel. I thought maybe it was Natalie Natasha.

I can't, I can't. Some lady took the wheel, yeah, to, you know, Jesus, yeah, because they're sailing people. And Glenn was like, you know, sailing is so meaningful to these guys. So we're gonna finish with a bang, guys. I thought we got it. We don't know how our father died, but I hope it wasn't from gun violence

because that would have just gotten really awkward, sir. Okay. We really would have. And then Greg Hawks, I know that you're not gonna feel good unless we have a little massage. And he's, let's bring Gary in. Gary's like, hey, you got that, so I said, I've got it.

I'm stronger than you think I am. Oh, when Sydney is steering now, is that what I talk about? I don't know. It's a rope. I don't know. It's just plugging something just just below deck madlibs that shit. Pull a rope, you know, up a sail.

Somewhere in this majestic scene, Greg honks the horn. I was like, and he goes goes only a sailor knows the feeling Okay, pop-eye Relax relax You're not you're not please you're honest you're on a boat with sales you may have been on them before I Don't believe that you are So the guys is like come on Natalie if you don't know how to lean a boat, you're not a sailor. So she like turns a steering wheel and the boat tips. And they capsize the season ends. Greg is lost for a while.

And then of course, we go to the kitchen where stuff is falling. That poor kitchen. It always gets the worst of it. It's like the one place on the boat that they just never thought to pick guards up to like, hmm, let's just leave this be, it'll be fine. That she pan looks, that she pan doesn't look like it's going anywhere. And the she pan is the first thing. And the she pan is the horrible thing.

That's like a clipboard that can fucking kill you. You know those things can cut your throat if you get it the wrong way? I'm sure. I feel like that, that, that, that sheep hand has a, has a death wish. Like the moment there's like a, like a, like a slight angle, like a two degree angle on the boat,

the sheep hand's like, it's over, I'm carrying my saw. It's just like jumps out of a, they cabinet. So, um, so now, so now Sydney is steering and then she starts talking about how she's used to boating by hand at all these on a sad but this yacht has all sorts of buttons and Oh God, you know that's a girl with a flip phone like I just cannot with his fingers

sliding across the screen. I mean what is what are we the jet sense? She goes every boat has its own personality. my family's boat freedom is very sassy Sounds assy freedom Then we get pictures of her family on the boat doing like civil war reenactments or some shit. I'm like, what is this boat? And why are you stealing Collins storyline? I miss my freedom. And by freedom, I mean vote. So anyway.

So now, Nicky. At one point, I'm sorry. At one point, they're tipping the boat or whatever you call it. They're leaning the boat. And one of the guys, probably Greg goes, hey, where'd the wind come from all of a sudden? And they just point up at the sales. He's like, oh, yeah.

What's it made of? And He's like, oh, yeah. What's it made of? And so yeah, it's sailing. And then Nikki and Rusty just start making out like crazy. They're like, man, there's something about a sale. That just really is. Like they are just like going at it. They're like, oh, yeah, jib, you know, they're they're in it, you know, like, ah, there's something about a wind in a sail and thinking about, thinking about sad things that makes me just wanna make out right now.

So then we go to Gary talking to Jean-Luc and Gary's like, all right, you know, that's really long, right? He's what you do with the lawn, you gotta throw it over there. And he's like, I know, I know how to do it, bro. I know how to do it. So they get there and guess what happens, guys?

Hey, kid, get the lawn throne. The old line failure. This is like a thing that I feel like we have not really harped on, but certainly this is a blow deck trope. The guy who can't throw the line to shore. Man, man, man, that's, you don't wanna be that guy. You don't wanna be that guy, it's really awkward.

It's like a swipe at your manhood every time. And it's always a person that they don't really like, right? That's like, hey, you wanted to touch the line, bro? No, yeah, I got, I can toss a rope. Yeah, it was, we had last season, it was Shane, who couldn't do it, and then on blow deck, a blow deck met it was we had we had last season it was Shane who couldn't do it and then the seat on below deck I'm blood like met it was Rob and then in the last blow deck sailing. I think it was Parker like it's always the douche bag Who just can't throw a rope? You can't do it

um, so then Someone's like oh, oh so now it's time to leave right yeah, I guess they finally get the rope on so now it's time to leave, right? Yeah. I guess they finally get the rope on. So now it's time to leave. And one of the guys is like, you know what, I lost my liver, I lost my dignity. Is that Natasha? I love you Natasha. And so they all applaud her. It's like, I was homeless one time.

I'm from a very difficult life. They're great job. Hey, I took out a four-one hurt. And good,, tires! Oh, so they applaud her and Greg's like your shit tastes like heaven! And the music's like, Well, not your shit, but your food, your food tastes great. No, my shit does too, actually.

You know, a lot of people have tasted my shit and it's actually done pretty well. I'll say so, I have great shit and I'm very confident. We have a toilet that's just, you know what we had a sort of a heated rear heated seat So that was very nice. I had the heated seat from ages 13 to 15 and then I'd broke and then just become a normal seat You're still usable And the other facts that people need to know about me anything All right anyway, so this I just want everyone to know sailing is so special to me and this isn't just a trip like you guys are our family Thank you guys. I felt like my dad was here that I would give everything I have I'd pay a million dollars for it

I was like wow wow She's like just and just like my family. I pay them to do things for me. So I also they they're like oh by the way And here we all signed a captain's hat for you Glenn. It's like oh Thanks thanks for the autographed hat You non-famous people like thanks for the non-famous autograph. We're gonna get that hat. Oh, you know a bunch of douche bags A bunch of douche bags really obsessed with the 80s Signed this up We had some douche bags on the on the boat and they stopped at a novelty store and then they signed this cap

which Will be worth nothing Yeah, for years It's actually worse. It's actually worth less than out and it wasn't they bought it Which is kind of yeah terms out it was made by the most famous novelty hat maker in all Croatia. Oh, oh, oh, well, well, you should, did you not, did you forget to steal your headphones? Did they fall off? Did a shoe pan come flying your head and knock them off? This is the kind of fucking week we're having, okay?

We messed up on the audio recording. We lost an entire episode. Did a shoot pan can fly in your head and knock them off? This is the kind of fucking week we're having, okay? We messed up on audio recording, we lost an entire episode. My headphones are just flying out all over the place. How many headphones do you have? 20? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Natasha, sit down. So now they're gone. And so, Daisy, all right, everyone, let's start stripping beds. And then Gary goes in. And Gary starts measuring the beds and turns out that Jean-Louc is in a bed that's 6'1, because he's 6'9.

And so he does measuring. So now it's time for the he doesn't quite believe him, right. But then we find out that he he did believe him. He was just singwitch bed was longer, but they made it look like, Oh, really? This guy says he's too tall. I'm going to measure the bed. I don't believe it. He looks like he's five eight on a good day. So then it's now the tip meeting and Galen is like, well I think Natasha did a wonderful job and Nikki really seemed to love it. And then Natasha looks everyone goes, and the crew, and they're like, we loved it too. It was great.

This reminds me of when I was in the eighth grade production of guys and dogs Okay, okay, it was 22,500 dollars which is like $2500 each also I'd like to end this meeting by saying who doesn't love puppies no one puppies are great Next time you feel sad think of puppies, okay, I'm Captain glad have a great day everybody All right, so you know unfortunately I can't know, you guys can't go off the boat because for some, there's some unforeseen force out there that we cannot address, but you have to stay on the boat tonight. So have fun, but please don't go crazy at all because this is just blow dex sailing out

with the more tame one. We're like the, we're the gentle little sister to the other blow dex. So just be chill. Yeah, you know, I just wanted to say we're going to get catering for you. But since this is sailing out, catering means pizza's ordered. Okay. So that's how this is going to work. So then Gary is like, well, hello, Jean-Luc. So you want to jump in my bunk, you know, since your, my bunk is actually

tall, although it could fit you a steeped big body. You want to do that. And, and Jean-Luc is like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, could fit you a stupid big body, you wanna do that and... Shaluk is like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't want that, I don't want that. It's like, I'll let you know if it's becoming an issue, like if it's becoming an issue, like you are complaining about it, non-stop. You're gonna need knee surgery by the end of this. It's an issue, but he is determined not to sleep

with the captain. Yeah. Which I think would be the most adorable pairing because you know, Glendon's like the shortest guy on the other end of the row. And he's the tallest guy and they could be like a hilarious reboot of twins, you know, just being against him. So Gary's like, Oh, this God missing duties missing Haven Lines So then Sid me is I don't know everyone's getting talking right Yeah, I'm sure I would be making 24 seven if it was socially acceptable as it was on freedom That's why I was called freedom. Hastex, Hasteboat. So then pizza, drinks and beer. So the pizzas there, and like,

some people don't like mushrooms. They're like, ah, mushrooms and Natasha. It's like, I could have made this as I did in seventh grade when we had a science class and I said I'll make pizza for science class like okay Natasha My first pizza dough that's when I realized when I was made up there. Oh my god pass the salt all right so Carries like oh hey there Daisy keep us ahasa. She's like, also you do speak Spanish. And she's like, oh yeah, I moved to Spain.

And all I had on me was a pocket dictionary. So I looked at that a few times. And then before you know it, I was speaking the language. El comer una manzana. I'm saying that because I'm learning Spanish right now. That was what I learned. Did I say it right? A little butt head. Yeah. Well, maybe not, but I'm out that because I'm learning Spanish right now. That was what I learned. That's a little butt head.

Yeah. Well, maybe that, but I'm out of the bush. Yeah, I'm learning that. Because you took that sign-up code. Well, I mean, I thought it was for both of us. Well, I did too. Well, it wasn't that it disaster. Okay. Get a good good good. Okay, you guys can't tell. We are learning languages. Actually, I'm getting out of say he eats an apple. Yes, I am getting because I guess what he runs this is it.

So, un con y recibo un cordo. Okay. La moja. Nada. Which is actually a little bit relevant to the show. There's swimming so they start giving Allie shit for being vegan and Gary's like if a guy wanted to stay Well, yeah, it's not quite a brush his teeth before you kissed him and then Tasha's like oh, you know I don't I cannot be with a man who smoke either and he's like well

I'm gonna smoke after this and all mean mean, meant, so because that's a double whammy. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And during all this, every time he talks to a woman, they keep cutting to Sydney, giving the nastiest look. Like, yeah, because he's flirting with everybody. But they, but they're making Sydney be the crazy one, right? She's like, and she's like sitting at the end of the table, just glaring at Ali and all that.

She's like, yeah, you can't get jealous of the guy who's giving it out to everybody. That's like walking around Costco and being like, oh my god, that guy likes me. He just made me a piece of a chicken sandwich. Like, give it to everybody. Hello, there's Colin here. I'm the guy who always pulls Gary away

to see which girl he wants to bang So Gary do you mind stepping over here for a second? First of all, I miss my boat. Second of all, so Brue, who do you want a bang now? Huh? You make the wrong decision. It just start and you're ruin your entire season. He's like, ah, it's too hard, brue It's like sleeping in a bed.'s too small for your feats. So it's like hot tub, clothes optional. Anybody want a clothes optional hot tub? Everybody goes to change

into their bathing suits and um, Daisy's like, oh my god, those girls are, oh no, that's Dave. My, my, Danny, It's like those girls are so hot. They're so fucking hot. They are hotter than a great sail on an absolute vodka. So then, Ali and Daisy are basically bonding about having a cellulite and they feel like a little self-conscious, et cetera. And then they're upstairs again. And they're like, Danny, your boobs are so nice

because they love Danny's boobs because they're fake. And she's like, they're upstairs again and they're like Danny your boobs are so nice because they love Danny's boobs because they're fake And she's like they're expansive. They better be nice and then and then John look just like So let's see they talk Daisy's like well You know I understand how the coral feels with her insecurities, but you know Maybe you're 65 when you become comfortable in your skin. I'm hoping, I'm hoping. So they all start getting into jacuzzi and Natasha's like shaking your ass and stuff.

And Danny is, Danny's like, this is like Girl's Gone Wild. I'm not really sure what's going on here. Everybody is so frisky. So frisky and then Daisy's chiming. And then Jean-Luc is just drinking and drinking and drinking and drinking. I'm like, ah, that guy, he's that guy.

He's just like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. He's wasted, he's about to drown in the hot tub. And Sydney's like, who's the drunkest girl here? And they're like, Jean-Luc is the drunkest girl. Yeah. Who's the drunkest girl here? And they're like, John Luke is the drunkest girl. Yeah. Cause like, John Luke is what girl I stage. So, um, so then they're like, so again, like, John Luke is again talking about how he

doesn't want to sleep with Glenn. And then, um, Gary busts out some absinthe shots. I'm like, this is a bold move at this, at this stage of the night to be, you know, be pulling out absinthe shots. Yeah. Um, so Sidney is talking to Ali. Who says Ali says this to Sidney? She's like, yes. And I put like glasses on you. He looks so much prettier than you do. I lean to me like beautiful Why is it where are they making out now cuz that's really fucking rude

It was really rude, but So they're just making out and Sydney is just like whatever. I'm just happy to have a body next to me. And Colin's just like watching from the side. Like they're definitely having six tonight. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and then Sydney's just doing like a split on the hot tub and they're all just like, Gary is just like going at whatever's closest to him. Cause he's now he's like, he's like with Allie

and he's like kind of kissing her and being all joky and everything like that and Natasha's just glaring at him. But he's just whatever's moving, he's ready to make out with. For real, he's like a fly on a fruit bowl. I mean, it's just anything. So Allie pulls a man and kisses him.

And then Allie's like, you know, I want to start it on Gary. Can you just fun girl and his life, what I think? And I want to fun girl. his life was thinking all the fun down. So Sydney's like, oh, time to go to bed. You know, because she sees that. And so Natasha is, you know, TMI Natasha over there. She's like, I've never used a vibrator in my life. Let me tell you something. I haven't had sex in five years. And then it was in a choreo, the corolla, in an alley after my house burned down and before a ring storm. So you put two into it together.

This generation of men does not have the intelligence that I'm attracted to. The only person I've been attracted to is the following. His name is Pierre Vincent and he was a very intelligent person. I met him in 2019. He was six feet tall, brown hair, was prone to wearing flannel shirts, and had a nice hip line. Any further questions? I don't go for normal. I go for extraordinary.

So unless you can add to my life, I don't need this in my life. It's like, okay, you know, you don't have to yell at the people knocking down your door when there's nobody there. Okay, give me some time. I'm gonna, okay, you know, you don't have to yell at the people knocking down your door when there's nobody there. Give it some time. I was like, literally, nobody is knocking right now. Okay. So now Gary has moved on to Sydney. So he's with Sydney and kind of like, drunk Gary is just a holy motherfucker sort of like me when

I first saw my boat in Panama is that what she want producers yeah I had sex with that boat. Talk about sticking it to the dinghy. So Sydney, Sydney Gary are making out and she's like, am I a good debt can't please tell me. God cringes Croons so then they start like kind of messing around under some towels and everybody's watching them and everyone's starting to get kind of annoyed with them and The girls are kind of grossed out and Sidney you just hear Sidney going you're a good person, right?

Yeah, it's a real fucking boy scout. Okay. he's dry helping you under towels in front of the entire staff. That is your boss. And Natasha. Natasha's like she's like what what you do will affect the people around you are you stupid are you stupid? Like Jonathan Van Maia and third grade? Are you stupid? Did you count four pizzas or twenty pizzas? You tell me. So Danny leaves kind of annoyed because she liked Gary too, right? And so she's like, Oh, awesome. So Gary, Gary basically makes everyone think she likes them. So they're like, what the fuck is with this guy? So she leaves and then everyone basically follows Natasha follows and Jean Luke is like

stumbling around the boat like man you don't want to be around someone that large when they're drunk. That's terrifying. No, it is very terrifying. I mean, it's like a fourth mast on that boat. So then Sydney is, Sydney is talking to Gary and she's like, I would never make a move on my first mate, you know, and then he's like, eh, fuck off, he pealed me aside. And you're like, I want to kiss you.

Which makes it okay, even on your balls, because you started it. So Natasha is saying, why was I thinking Ali would be with him, but then it's Sydney who ends up with him. And Danny's just like giving her this fake smile and bad. Like, are we really going to talk about this? Because I'm going to kill somebody Like he is such an angry smile Yeah, and then uh, you know Jean-Luc is like puking and the touch is like he's such a baby. He can't even drink

So then there's like high jinks. I just wrote high jinks There's like silliness going on on a boat Yeah, they're all kind of running around drunk on the boat and of course John Luke is a barfing like a lot of barf a lot of He's that guy. He's that guy. He drinks by himself in the corner and then he barfs It's just like like really adding nothing to the event. So he comes back and he gets in bad and Collins below him And he's like, did you have a good chonda? Oh the fuck is that it's throw up you did you have a good throw up? You know it was very productive You know what is that man?

And then Jean-Luc begins his monologue that goes on for the rest of the night Drunken monologue to himself and in his sleep Which is basically like Mirz, Skull, Go There man Which is basically like, man, it's good. Good. I don't even rise.

I don't give a recess. It's good to know he dreams like me. Like dream of telling people off. Like this is what I would have said. What do you mean you won't take this back because it's not in the proper time frame? Well guess what? The proper time is now. Yeah, now then I sure told him.

Yeah, I sure told him in my dream. Yeah. So yeah, so John Luke is wasted. And Colin has a pretty good attitude about it because I would be like, you better fucking shut up. I'm trying to sleep. But Colin's like, hey, this is hilarious. This is absolutely hilarious.

So Gary comes in, he's like, what? Mate, why are you going to bed? He's like, I thought you were herking up with Sydney. Listen, and if you want my advice, go somewhere else. If you want my advice, which you probably don't, he's like, I'm gonna go talk to the girls. Hey, girls. Come on, you want a party?

I don't mind banking with the captain captain but not right now, right? Yeah, and like in the room with the three girls there are some of them are sort of like Topless or whatever and they're just like around like they're in like one joint towel and they're jumping around and they're like Yeah, and So he's like let's's have a lady's been patty. And no one will hang out with him except Sidney. And so they go into one of the guest rooms. Don't get us.

Yes, yes, yes, cabin, cabin right off the bat, right off the bat. And so they go in there and they're like kissing under a sheet or whatever. And he's like, I'm going to take off my shit if you don't mind. And she's like, yeah, yeah, cool. And then they're like in bed. And then she goes, I love sailing. I'm probably the most attractive girl on board. He was maybe.

And she goes, oh, I am. And then she shuts the door on us. He goes, this is not a seasonal thing This is a one night stand take off your shirt Well, he goes I definitely think we both should be naked and she goes take take your shirt off And then he goes I think you should take your brawl if it's well fine And it ends with where Jean-Luc going I assume Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun fun episode for sure. Everybody thanks so much for being with us. We will be back tomorrow with some real housewives of Dallas and later in the week with New Jersey and then some

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