Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing: Rainbow Blight

Episode Date: June 28, 2023

Gary's downward spiral on Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E15) continues as he shames Mads.  Also, a thruple is en route.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85233244See Pri...vacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the wonderful and glorious Mr. Aronikaram, Ironi. Hello. How you doing today? So great. How's it going over there? Bam. It's doing wonderfully very excited for it. It feels like part two of our recap But it's really a whole fresh new recap of below deck sailing yacht, because there were two episodes.
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Starting point is 00:02:02 So sorry about that, if you're confused, if you were confused and gave up, come back and join. That's all I really have to say. Anything on your mind here, Ronnie, today, before we dive back into some more below deck? Oh, stop fucking Gary. Everybody, just stop fucking Gary, okay? I don't know how many times I need to give that advice.
Starting point is 00:02:21 It's like, look both ways before you cross the street. We all should know it and yet people are splattered to death multiple times a day in the world and I feel like it's the same thing. You've been warned Gary is disgusting stop getting splattered by Gary, okay? That's what I think that is a very very Accurate and useful warning for humanity. So the episode opens up. Mads is just kind of discarry where she's like,
Starting point is 00:02:52 if I wanted upgrade, I would have hooked up with Alex. And now he's like, whoa. So Collins, like, I think that it's healthy for Gary to be taken down a pig every now and then. There's an old saying The truth hurts. Wow. I had not heard of that saying before. I'm so glad that Colin brought that to our attention And curious like I'm just over there. I'm getting over being treated like this and Colin's like, yeah, it's not fun Is it because it's not cute?
Starting point is 00:03:21 So then we go to Alicia now. She's making some octopus for her 97 course meal. Yeah. And she's cooking that. And then meanwhile the gaze is her. One of the gaze is just like chugging some water or still going, cha cha cha, chug, chug, chug. And then one goes,
Starting point is 00:03:38 we're chugging water. It's a sad. It is. But that is also one of the things with age where you have to make yourself jug water like a huge thing when you're older. Everyone's like, you know what? If you have any problem with anything,
Starting point is 00:03:52 they're like, you're overweight or they say, you don't drink enough water. So, oh, literally everything in life when you're older is solid by drinking more water. So, I think that that's a legit older thing. Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad, Chad. I mean, so Alicia, my wife. Look at that beautiful hydro jug.
Starting point is 00:04:12 Go, geez. So Alicia, she is, she's making all these, the courses just keep coming out one. I'm sorry, I keep on burping up, and I'm not burping up. How am I supposed to? It's disgusting. All right. I'm sorry, everyone, but you up and I'm not burping. I'm a damn little group. Scusry, right? I'm sorry everyone, but you know I like to have a policy of transparency in this podcast
Starting point is 00:04:30 and that's what I'm going through as burps. Some things you don't need to tell us about. I don't know. Well, I'll remember that next time you have the hiccups, sir. So, I can't hide those. I could not hide a burp. I was trying to, they were silent. They were silent burps,
Starting point is 00:04:47 but people were probably wondering why is his audio coming in and out. Listen, it's the second episode of Blow Deck in a row again, and I'm in the mood to shame you. Don't take away my joy. It's fun for me. You didn't do anything to this event. You didn't do anything to this event.
Starting point is 00:05:01 You never know I'm gonna turn to Rinden, throw a shot elbow. Oh really? You maybe have a dm in the off, you better back it up. You better back it up. You better back it up. You better back it up. Don't make a confuse, you should do that bomb again. Bzzz.
Starting point is 00:05:15 Clip. So anyway, by the way, why have they not had Dermonda on Blow Deck yet as a guest? I feel like they have. I don't know. I put like terrible guests. I just put Durrindo's face on them. Like, remember that lady who insisted on jumping off the boat and then captainly kicked her off. Yeah. Her name was Dolores. Yeah. So you
Starting point is 00:05:37 already had several letters. Yeah. Her name was Dolores. Remember that weirdo woman's name? I don't know why I remember the things that I do. The things that I don't remember are the things that I need to, like every time I start singing a song in this damn podcast, I get two lyrics in and then I'm like, blah, blah, blah. But then I can recite any random ass piece of some random ass piece of information from,
Starting point is 00:05:59 I don't know, from 14 years ago that I learned. You know. So she's still cooking her octopus and she's like, Tim courses on this tiny boat is hell. There's no space and it takes all night. And she comes up and she's like, I would like to announce baby squid, it's local.
Starting point is 00:06:15 It's like, well, thank you from out flying the squid and from Pasadena. It's a local squid. I'm just taking it away from its mom and dad. So they're devastated. So if you see extra tears in the ocean, you know why? Well, the way we haven't mentioned that Brian, the main gay, is his reviews of. And this one, he's like, square, it's local, and it is so tender. Yes. Like the person we were led to be,
Starting point is 00:06:54 led to think is gonna be the worst person is actually the best reviewer I've ever heard, really for anything. Just so appreciative. Like, he's like appreciative over every single little thing. So the dishes just keep on coming out and coming out and coming out.
Starting point is 00:07:10 This one sounds like a disease. Sea brim with celery-ac puree. Yum. It sounds like a disease. I mean, brim sounds like a disease. And so does celery-ac. Brim sounds like the last name of a lady you have to email about to make sure
Starting point is 00:07:28 that you're allowed to do something. Am I allowed, can I expense this? You better email Nicole Bream. She'll tell you. The cold lady in the office. Nicole Bream. She'll tell you if you're allowed to expense something. If the wording on you, Nicole Bream and legal Breem. She'll tell you if you're allowed to expend something. If the wording on you, she's, Nicole Breem
Starting point is 00:07:47 and legal. She knows everything. She's got the bathroom key. They're like, you know what? We can only trust one person with this bathroom key. Nicole Breem. And I allowed to send this email to someone who was a sensitive information. You better check with Nicole Breem. Did you check those muffins before you brought them into the office because you know that Nicole Breem has celery-ack? You don't want to mess with her. You'll never be in this office again.
Starting point is 00:08:12 Do you think I don't want to be mad? I've brought this little box of paper clips home. You know what? Honestly, I would check with Nicole Breem first because there's some policies that you may be violating. or some policies that you may be violating. So then we go to a sea brim. So then we go to three more courses and it's 11.45. Okay, this has been going on forever. And now they get a little surf and turf. And Alex is like, whoa, so wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Like seven to eight hours of their day is just spent on meals. Shut up, thin person. Okay, I don't need to hear your judgment right now. Well, let's, what are seven or eight hours of your day spent Alex doing, okay? Because so far, the meals sound pretty cool. Don't judge me.
Starting point is 00:08:58 You fucking tantric breather. Stand around her. You tantric breather, YouTube tutorial, watch her. Get the fuck outta here. Not spend my time my way and you spend your time your way. My deep breathing comes from eating too much dominoes, okay? I breathe just going up three steps because of that shit, okay? You don't get to come to me and talk about how I spend my day.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Exactly. Okay, and by the way, congratulations, because that seven or eight hours of eating is why you get a big tip at the end of this. So yeah, the food just keeps on going. And Gary, meanwhile, he just won't, he won't even look at Mads. He can't even, he's so mad, he's mad at Mads. And the producer is like, why is Gary offended by your joke?
Starting point is 00:09:40 And she's like, that's a great fucking question. I mean, I feel like it's like an ego thing. Like, oh my god, like the amount of things I wish Gary would just get over. So then dessert is an Italian lemon chello ricotta baked cheesecake. And the captain's like, yeah, baby. Sounds delicious.
Starting point is 00:10:00 I could really go for some lemon cholo cheesecake right now, actually. Just one everyone to know that. If anyone wants to send me some Lee M'Chillow Cheesecake, just speak to me after the show. Thank you. So Alicia's like, I pulled it together. Say la vie, on Don and Colin and Daisy are kissing on a laundry
Starting point is 00:10:17 and Chase tells Alicia, he's like, hey, you know what we should do? Celebrate, make out. Just spit, ballin. Just, she's like, chaaase. Oh chacy boy You're like the 11th course of this meal never gonna happen. Oh, I wait this hog. It's hog so then Gary's like Well, I don't know what I wrote she's dog where did see dog go and he's's seed dog. What did you say? Who's seed dog? Colin. Seed dog.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Seed dog. Seed stands for Colin. Dog stands for You My Bro Bro. Oh, I was thinking because they're on the sea and it's a seed dog. I might. Seed stands for Colin. They have their little dolphin.
Starting point is 00:10:59 You know, following them around. Well, they may have a little adorable dolphin. Local dolphin. Local dolphin. Local dolphin. In case you eat it, we just need to know. It's local. It never went off to school. It just stayed local.
Starting point is 00:11:13 So, Daisy's like, oh, Colin went to bed. And he's like, who the hell am I going to go to bed now? Also, and Daisy's like, Mitchell. Gary goes, where to? My bed. What did you say? You want to come to my bed? You want to see my bed? What did you say? You want to come to my bed? You want to see my bed?
Starting point is 00:11:26 What did you say I didn't hear that? You're just getting just clunky with your ploy is now. It's just not even smooth. It's just a gross guy flirting. It's not witty flirting. It's not fun flirting. It's just like, you say you want to go to my bed? I almost feel like Captain's things, he says, really really loudly so that way mads or Colin could over here and feel some sort of way
Starting point is 00:11:52 So then Colin and Gary are in their room and Colin's like have you talked to mads? Are you not talking? He's like, I'm not talking to her the things that have been said have me thinking through So It's been said have me thinking through. What's wrong with that one? So Alex is asking Mads if she needs anything and he's like, I'm gonna go into hard core cleaning mode see you tomorrow. I was like, what is hard core cleaning mode for Alex? Like he sleeps something for 30 seconds and then sits in a chair for the rest of the day.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Yeah. And then we see Gary playing with his wiener in bed. Which is really weird. Yeah. Both hands, his wiener in bed. Just really weird. Yeah, both hands his wiener and then Craig Craig is in a skin type foot locker short body suit. Craig is one of the guys I just wrote I can't I was like I can't Craig he's what guys He's wearing like a sort
Starting point is 00:12:41 Swords body suit with vertical, black and white stripes and a little black belt. I was like, wow, the confident, the confidence on display. I have to say, I have to hand it to these gays. Yeah, I would have just liked it. If they're all this time, there'd been like another duck and named Craig, then we just have not talked about all season. And then Craig gets up there like, wait, what?
Starting point is 00:13:01 There's another duck and he had, oh yeah, he's been there all this time. Well, I'm sorry, we can't all be named Wikliffe, okay? Whose name is brought up 75 times on the screen. Hold on, I'm getting a call from Nicole Breem. Oh, she says we're actually not allowed to talk about Craig, I'm sorry. So the next, so this morning,
Starting point is 00:13:20 and Gary's hugging Daisy from behind, and she's like, what time are you? Well, it's like, what time are you? Well, you two stop. Dude, stop. And she's like, I don't want to affect my, no, she's like, I don't want to affect my own and Gary's relationship, but putting a boundary between us, but I also don't want to disrespect Colin.
Starting point is 00:13:37 I've never been in a situation like this before. I don't know what to do. Set a boundary. Set a boundary. Lose both. You set a boundary or lose them both. That's what I say. Well, the thing is also once you start hooking up with one, you are going to affect the relationship.
Starting point is 00:13:52 You are going to. So being concerned about it is useless, you know? But at the same time, also like if Gary were a chill person and not a perv, it's probably not something she would have to worry about so much, but like, you know, Gary can't control himself and Gary is disgusting and he puts his hands over all the time and he puts into the situation where she has to like,
Starting point is 00:14:14 ruminate about how do I put up a boundary? What do I do? What if I change things? When said he could just be like an adult and just like be like, oh cool, they're hooking up. Let me support them and be cool with them and not, not, not overstep. Right. Um, yeah, on that show, that pit show that like literally no one watches Gary is the
Starting point is 00:14:33 biggest whore and we're like, wow, let's keep watching. Let's see what, let's see what, let's see what Gary Cress set next. It's like you watch Ghostbusters because you just want to see that little thing slime something, you know? Slimer. He is kind of like slimer. He is. He has slimer energy. He's like goofy.
Starting point is 00:14:50 He's just like this goofy thing and you're just like, oh that fucking thing's back. It's kind of sl- Blah, blah, blah, blah, all, it's not cute. He's like an ugly little ghost. And he like gets you awful like green jelly. I think it's maybe the acto cooler, went a long way to like make slimmers, you know, image really good. Or there was that cartoon, the real ghost busters where slimmer was like this cute thing that would be like, but like, when you like it cute, like he smiles at you and he's goofy and he's wobbly. People love wobbly.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Also, this country has a really weird obsession with slime in general. Like slime, it's a big thing. That's why Ghostbusters became famous, literally slime, Nickelodeon, whole channel. We've been talking about slime a few times this week. It's a very famous toy right now that kids still are making.
Starting point is 00:15:42 I mean, that's lasted like a decade. Slime, you know? See, I don, that's lasted like a decade, slime. You know? I don't like slime. I've never liked slime. And I don't like seeing it in my movies. I don't like touching it. I don't like playing with it.
Starting point is 00:15:53 I think that like generally speaking, slime usually represents things that mold it over or things have gone bad. And it's bad for you. And yet, for some reason we embrace it. And I'm not for it No, I'm so Gary is talking to the captain. He's like, why can't everyone be cool like us? We don't even try He's like, yeah, especially me. This way you guys like to hang out with I don't know why he's razzle right now, but yes
Starting point is 00:16:21 I don't know Especially me. That's why everyone wants to hang out with me. I'm so person. Everyone wants to hang out with me, except baby Shams. So Colin, meanwhile, I'll talk to Alicia, and he's like doing some delayed repair on this relationship. He goes, well, last night, that 10-course course meal even the chef last year had to a 10 course meal and he needed help Then again, he was an excellent chef, so he was probably cooking at a much higher level. Oh
Starting point is 00:16:56 I mean this dishes were bigger and more complicated. Did I say that? I'm trying to make it up to you You should be very proud of yourself at the amateur level that you're cooking. Damn it. Rewarded it again. So dairy, dairy. Oh, God, you know, that makes me, that's that proves that they are meant to be together. Daisy and Gary, their couple name is dairy, and I love dairy. God damn it. Daisy tells Gary that he has to work pink speedo during water sports and chase to us too. And he's like, in the day of my, for multiple hours, but my dick is so big. It's like, oh, no one wants your, no one wants, no one believes it. Nobody cares. Well, else another, another, they have to get into
Starting point is 00:17:39 their stuff. And, and Gary's like, well, I need to poop because I don't want them to see the mark through my whatever my mind will talk about. He's so disgusting. So then they come out, they change, they come out in their speedos. Chase, to be fair, you can see a lot of what Chase is working with. And it's not that small, I have to say.
Starting point is 00:18:02 It's pretty decent sized. And sort of a weird, it just also goes to show that BDE and it's not that small, I have to say. It's pretty decent sized. And sort of a weird, it just also goes to show that BDE does not always work out. It does not always work out. Yeah. Um, maybe, yeah, maybe he's just got too much. I don't know, because he's tall and he has BDE.
Starting point is 00:18:19 Well, BDE, BDE doesn't mean that you have a big dick. It just means you've got the energy of someone with a big dick. Well, he has a big dick, but he does not have BDE doesn't mean that you have a big dick. It just means you've got the energy of someone with a big dick. And so he has a big dick, but he does not have BDE. He has PDE, which is proportional to energy, which is that he's got a big dick, but he's also very tall. So proportionally, it's actually like in line
Starting point is 00:18:36 with everything else. Right, it's like just normal, a normal energy. Because yeah, big dick energy is like a vibe. It's not a dick thing. Right. Right. Right. But a lot of times it can be drawn from having that big dick, you know, one would think, remember my guess. I feel like big dick people are bullied. There was this guy with a really big one when I went to Catholic school and we always have to shower together after gym and people made fun of this guy. And he was like, you know, it was like they used to go on like docky dick and stuff and he was very traumatized.
Starting point is 00:19:09 Okay. And I always remember that. I'm like, it's not always great, you know. Dick had bullied those guys. God bless. Wow, it's hard. Well, there, no pun intended. Anyway, for those who are bullied I have a really dick energy. Politic energy. For those who want fake, big dick energy, there is an article in The New York Times today
Starting point is 00:19:29 about penis enhancements and how things have gone. Like that there's some guy who has come up with this whole procedure and they're like, it's great, it's shaped like a hot dog and you put it in and it's reversible. Oh, but there is a downside, which is that people complain that they have like burning sensations when they have sex
Starting point is 00:19:46 and like their penis has never been the same, yadi yadi yadi. A hot dog that can go back inside of you? I don't know, you like push a button, it slides out or what? I wonder if it's like a bun, like a bun that's sort of like inserted inside the penis. I don't know, I heard there were ones
Starting point is 00:20:00 where you could make your weener bigger by like, it's a pump and it's like a pumpable thing and then your pump is one of your nuts and you squeeze the nut and pump it up. Have you ever heard of that? It's like a re-buck pump. A penis air. Yeah. I think all of that sounds terrible. So um Glenn is uh oh is that a cocktail when you're just happy to see me whole?
Starting point is 00:20:33 Excuse me and then Chase is like I'm not the kind of guy to rock some nut huggers back home But if the guests want a banana hammock, I know I look pretty damn good at them and I'll do anything to make the gas happy. I was like, well, can you be doing, willing to do anything chase? Better be careful. He does have that kind of energy. Kind of, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:55 He has like bottom dick energy. B-B-E. So Gary goes. So Gary goes. And he has what? Midnight cowboy energy, you know? Like he might want a bun and a bus. Yeah, he might want to fund a bus. Yeah, taking care of a small Dustin Hoffman type character as they go to Florida. He does that. He does have
Starting point is 00:21:15 that energy though, because remember how he was with those little older ladies who were like, get over here. Sing death a boy. We don't care who he's like, I'll do it. Yeah, I love it. If there's a lady with a, if there's a rich nice lady with her foot on a banana peel I'm in he said Yeah, he literally has that energy So the gaze love it the gaze are so happy when they walk out in their in their tiny speedos and You know they're they're just are very very happy and Speedos and, you know, they're, they're just very, very happy.
Starting point is 00:21:46 And, oh my God. What's that guy's name? Wickliff. There he is. Wickliff comes out in like a flowy robe and he's like, guys, sorry, my friends are in the water, but could you two gentlemen with Speedos put some lotion on the back? Yeah, good for you, Wickliff.
Starting point is 00:22:02 And then Chase is by the way, his, like a lot of his body is very pale. And he's like looking at like the areas where he's pale where he has like his farmer stand. He's like, we look like Neopalton Oskrim. He says, I think we look like Kipagino. We're way. No.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Um, so now, Daisy and Colin are sinking the kiss. There's the water sports. Lucy's complaining about a microfiber. That was left in the sink that I guess Glen the kiss. There's the water sports. Lucy is complaining about a microfiber. That was left in the sink that I guess Glenn left there. He's like, sorry. And then the plan for tonight is gonna be like a pride, rainbow themed meal and everything. So Glenn goes up to Gary and he's like,
Starting point is 00:22:39 hey, dude, I think there's like something in the back of your, your bathing suit, let me just see here. And he's sort of like puts his hand in the back of Gary's bathing suit and then gives me wedgie Get it funny Glenn So we're gonna go sailing so well and so Gary and Alex are talking and Alex is like just a couple of days left big boy How do you feel did you find love? Are you just done with it all? And Gary's like, well, I think she wanted you before me, Brue. I just need someone who wants to be, who wants me, not just when they're drunk. But you're always drunk, you know? Literally.
Starting point is 00:23:20 You know, how's that fair? So Alexhmm. So Alex says, I see how dysfunctional this like, mad and Gary thing is, like, I don't know why it's continued this long. Like, I wish I could make her get out of this because mad's deserves better than Gary. It's pretty just like, are you better than Gary? He goes, I am better than Gary. That's like, okay. So Lucy loves the gaze. That's what I wrote down Lucy loves the gaze and
Starting point is 00:23:52 Chase is talking to Brian's Brian's act. There's a few buttons. I can touch is everybody damn me to touch a button They're Brian stop touching but So she's like you're so wonderful. I love gay people. Touch it. She bunks her head on five different things. Gays are so funny. So it's time to go sailing again. I feel like we just went sailing,
Starting point is 00:24:15 but we're going to do another sale. So they're going to go sailing. And Brian, of course, loves that there's something called the donkey dick. He's like, how does a new sailing was for me when they have something called the donkey dick on it. And so things were healing and things were falling over, all the classic stuff.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Cutting towards the- Oh my God, there's a guy coming up, God, I wish we knew his name. It's Wickliff. It's Wickliff. So things are flying everywhere. And then just to give us some variety, they show drawers closing this time.
Starting point is 00:24:41 And so we know it was a wussy, we know it was a wussy sale, right? Because the dwarves are like, this sale sucks. I'm gonna close myself. And then it cuts to Brian telling the captain, he's like, well, we were healing a lot more yesterday. Yeah. Now we knew there was just a shred of bitchiness in there and it came out. The cutting boards did some great work though. The cutting boards were like, you know what, shelves are not doing it today. Let's do it out, the girls. And all the cutting boards just like leapt off of the shelf. They just went off onto the floor. So great work by the cutting boards.
Starting point is 00:25:15 So Lucy and Carrie are talking and she's like, what's on one? And he's like, you're bestie. Did she tear you? What happened? And she's like, yes, it's funny. I'm joking. Don't cry about it Gary. And then Mads is talking about with Alex. They can hear them. And Mads is like, oh, they're talking about me, which I love. Yeah, and I was like, it's their favorite subjart. Yeah, it's constant. It's actually like really annoying. So then we cut to, I think it's Wicliffe and he's like, um, how comfortable are you? How comfortable are you with me having my king of the world a moment right now?
Starting point is 00:25:51 And the captain's like, well, we're sailing. So if you fall, we're just gonna have to keep on going and he goes I'll wait so Alex is saying to mad like you know like well, you know, you started this relationship, like, you continued it, like, you're stuck with Gary and she's like, I didn't start it. That's what he says, but that's not the truth. He's like, well, you guys both did. She's like, she tells us, I don't want to be involved with a code of ended fuck.
Starting point is 00:26:21 At this stage in his life, I'm looking for a good, the stage of my life. I'm looking for like a good time, not a long time. Otherwise there's like no room to fucking breathe. I don't know, like you could have also stopped this a long time ago. So then they're putting your sales down and Brian goes, oh my God, did you see, did you see, you go, ah, and one of the guys is like,
Starting point is 00:26:44 it is certain age, it happens to all of us, Brian. I'm like, wow, they just say that about everything. I'm just going, you know. And one of them goes, I mean, it's one and like a dog that wants to buy your hamburger, isn't it? It sounds like something we would say about the boat on the show. So, Alicia's making her multicolor dinner and everything. And then the crew mess, Gary's like blocking Daisy's way.
Starting point is 00:27:09 And then she's like trying to get around him and she like puts his arm up or his foot up or something like that. And then she like wraps himself around her. And he's like, oh, just didn't get into a good mood. You get into good mood. Like I get, oh, I get to go go go go talk and just like oh my God stop it you're so desperate um and she's like why are you doing that Gary he's like you're
Starting point is 00:27:32 smiling and laughing because you're so an appropriate Gary and so Collins like Gary is a disparate disparate man his ego feels attacked when he doesn't have female attention. And Gary's like, but Tom slows down when you're with me. How amazing is that to you? Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, And he's just like rolling his eyes. So he walks through and Gary spits his him in college. Like, because he has Windex and college is ignoring it. And he goes, oh, blah, blah, blah. So now Chase is, they're just like more stuff. They're just decorating for the dinner tonight, the big pride dinner and everything. And there's balloons going up and all this fun stuff decorating.
Starting point is 00:28:21 So Chase comes into the kitchen and he's like, hey, young lady, because he's wearing a pink cowboy hat. And he's like, want to save a horse and ride a cowboy? Woo-wee! So they're blowing up balloons and Gary, Gary looks up to stairs and he's like, Matt, your balloon is down here. And she's like, they're not mine.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Shocked or even talking to me. So Daisy asked Gary to do a fan dance. She was like, what's his act? She's like, I don't know Gary, I've read it in the gay blog, just do it! So now it's time for dinner and all these color-coded courses are coming out and the crew are also wearing colors to match it. You know, they're wearing outfits to match it and everything. So we have like a red course, then we have an orange course and, you know, the guys love it. Absolutely. Cause the gays are like wrapped in rainbow upon rainbow upon rainbow.
Starting point is 00:29:14 Like all the other rainbows were just like child's play. This is like the ultimate rainbow world series. Like they're just like all over like shirts with rainbows with page meaners with rainbows with hats with rainbows with glasses with rainbows It's just like a rainbow bananza. Yeah, so calling in days here in the engine room It's just kind of hugging him from behind and she's like are you okay? He's like I'm fine. Check out your mod At me are you mad at me? He's like well, you could have told have you told him that you have feelings for me that would make it Maybe back off a little bit? How about you, you can tell him, you're supposed to be my fucking friend and you know I'm with her back the fuck off
Starting point is 00:29:53 of Daisy, you know? Yeah, exactly. And so Daisy's like, well, he can clearly see, he can clearly see that we're hooking up because but he's an idiot he's just well but I think that has been very needy the last two days you know because mad said one small thing to him so you know it's okay so but again since it's not gonna work out she's like making excuses for fucking Gary and she knows this is bullshit so then Gary comes up in a green dress because it's wacky, you know, boy in a dress. And so then Colin comes up and something that gives him like moose knuckle. And they get their green dish, which is zucchini,
Starting point is 00:30:34 cockpachio. And then their blue dish is beef, frog, goo, ravioli, which looks really cool. I think it's like a little piece of swirl can be. Yeah, it was really, really cool. And now we have our, we ultimately get the big fan dance. Gary comes on and he's does some ballet moves. What is it?
Starting point is 00:30:54 Is it like Bob Ma or like Arabesque or Granger Taze? I'm trying to remember my ballet knowledge, only because my friend does ballet is probably listening and it's probably banging your head on the steering wheel. So I'm trying to remember my ballet knowledge only because my friend None of those ballet is probably listening and it's probably bang your head on the steering wheel So I'm trying to like yeah, that was gonna say your friend is not proud of you right? What Gary did with Sorry, I let that happen. Sorry. I'm sorry for everyone Everyone who ever took a dance class. No, it's just that thing more straight people are like let's do gay stuff So they dance around galean like
Starting point is 00:31:24 things more straight people are like, let's do gay stuff. So they bounce around galean like I'm just taking with the fans like that. He was pretty good with the fans because you know the thing is this I don't think people realize that whole thing where you take a fan you sort of slap it open It's not really as easy as it looks. I have definitely struggled to do that I like do it and like the fan opens up like a little bit like maybe I'll give you a little fan, but that's it and It's a it takes a little bit of skill. So Gary did it pretty well. So the captain's really happy with everybody. Everybody did a really great job. And then Colin and Gary are in bed and Chase comes in and Colin's like, so what are you gonna do tomorrow with math gear? Gary's like, oh, she only wants to be with me when she's drunk. That's the only time I get any affection. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,, Collins, like, he's, Collins, like, well, do you think that she kind of walks Alex?
Starting point is 00:32:28 You know, he's calling us. Well, didn't she have a three-way kiss with Alex and Lucy? Oh, I'm gonna shut her your will now. So, he's smart in a way, but it's also annoying, because you're like throwing mats under the bus when this was like a pretty innocent thing and Chase is like that did happen and Matt's is walking down the hallway and she hears this and girl's like no way did she hook up with Alex in the vent and why didn't she tidbit me that Matt's like oh my god there is like yeah cuz she's getting attacked from Gary and the cons like it's so good.
Starting point is 00:33:05 I think Gary needs a taste if he's in medicine because he gets away with everything. So maybe this is karma. So now Gary is so mad. He's like, fucking hell, whatever, fucking hell, I'm over it. I'm over it. Paul Gary only gets love when the other person's drunk. It's not fair. I mean, that's karma, but Colin knows that Gary likes Daisy, not mad. And he knows that this is going to tailspin Gary and that
Starting point is 00:33:29 Gary is going to retaliate against mad by hitting on Daisy harder. So I'm not really sure what Colin's doing, but I feel like his manipulation skills are usually a little bit stronger than this. I was proud of calling it. I feel like it was, I feel like Colin doesn't get a lot of chances to do things like this to Gary. So I was happy he took the shot, you know. So now it's the morning. It's the last day of charter. And Alex is proud that he cleaned all the feathers and glitter off the deck after the pride party. He's like, wow, I did my job for the first time ever. He's like, this is my magnum opus. There was so much
Starting point is 00:34:06 glitter. I didn't clean any of it. I just wanted to point out that it was there. So dishes. So Garrett, it's tight. Mads is doing dishes and Gary comes in. He's like, good morning Mads. How are you? And she's like, oh, tired. How are you doing? And he's like, well, I'm doing quite well. Thank you very much. I live in former, I live in former, but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but So then, now it's time for all the gays to leave, which is sad. And so they're packing and everything. And the meantime, Lucy is, she's gonna pop open some champagne for their farewell. So she's taking the cage off, but then she just puts the bottle down.
Starting point is 00:34:55 And so the cork just, she puts the bottle down in the sun and then the cork pops and hits her right in the face. She runs off. And then we get like the equivalent of like a wagging finger because we get a flashback of Glenn being like, you know, that's the thing once you take off the cage, you always have to have a hand on it, never put your face over it after take off the cage. fucking morons. Their face did not get hit by the quark. You don't have to lecture them. And of course, Lucy just ruins all that the very next week. Just get them it. Right in the face with the quark. Of course, Lucy. So the boat is docking. The lines go out. It's fine. There's no drama. I think it's like the first time that there wasn't a huge docking drama, but everything's fine. I said it was dark, it was an unremarkable docking.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Brian is taking pictures and he goes, ooh, it's calling! Hi, Colin! I love that. So then the guys leave, they give them everyone flags and Brian makes a really nice speech about how he didn't expect to be embraced. I mean, that what you made the roses and then the sailboats day after day. That was just so sweet. And like I was able
Starting point is 00:36:09 to expand our pride family by having you join in our celebration. That is a process gift that you have given us. I am leaving this boat with your fingerprints all over my cornhole. Thank you for those flower toiletries. And they all wave to flags. It's very sweet and lovely. Yeah. So then they're out of there. And then the captain's like, are those homemade cookies? No. What? Captain is having some kind of diabetic issue this, this episode. He's so excited about sugar. So Madsen, Lucia, cleaning and Mads is like, so yesterday you guys were talking in a heard by name. And she's like, oh, you heard that, did you? She was like, yeah, like, why is that even popping off? Like, like me and Alex are like just
Starting point is 00:36:56 threatened to make out with each other. Like, just as a joke, coming, come on. Yeah. And so, it was a joke and then she like Bops her head on to a wall. So now it's the tip meeting and Glenn's like wow that charter was a blast I'm like really proud of you guys and I'm proud of everyone and everyone seems to be working really well with their walkie talkies Which were never broken the first place so that was nice and I was proud to see you you know Operating like a well-oiled machine or like a well-oiled chastened certain way when the gaze come on board. So congratulations everyone. And wow Daisy, you sure know how to throw a party. And she's like, I just came up with a few last minute things and put it together. But she's so happy that she got some compliments,
Starting point is 00:37:38 you know. And then Alicia gets some massive kudos so they applaud her. And the captain's like, Pride is about inclusion and equality. And that is represented in the tip, which is in 10 different denominations. Drum roll please, $30,000. And everyone gets a different stack of different colored money, just to create a rainbow of cash So yeah, they have like a $30,000. It's huge. It's crazy. And so they're so excited
Starting point is 00:38:17 But guess what unfortunately I heard from Nicole Breem. No time to party tonight. We have a charter tomorrow morning sorry and They're bummed because they were so excited to celebrate But he's gonna be bringing in a chef from thank God it's Feridaz. I know Friday, Friday's They were so excited. I was like you realize it's just gonna be TGF Fridays, right? Unless you're getting like bourbon bourbon burgers or whatever they're called bourbon soaked Strix fake
Starting point is 00:38:42 Daniel soach popcorn Burgers been soaked, strict steak, jack Daniels soaked popcorn, burgers. By the way, the restaurant was when it finally got put on screen, it's literally spelled F-R-A-U-D-A-Y-S, fraud days. It's literally like, we are a fraudulent version of Fridays. Oh no, it's Friday's. So, cleaning time. So they're like, do the scuppers, are we doing the scuppers? Let's do some scuppers. And now it's preference sheet meeting time. Todd runs a wildly successful travel company and looks forward to sailing with his boyfriend, his mother, and his friends.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Nick is... Ray's boy... Ray, uh, Brad is Ray's boy Rick Ray uh Brad Brad and Ray's boyfriend and they're a thruppled who live travel and share everything So we we've now had lovely wonderful gaze and now come the terrigas and we know We already know they're gonna be terrigas because the primary gay is coming with his mother So it's gonna be it it's gonna be rough. His mother and both of his partners. It's like, wow, no, no, Todd is, Todd is coming with his boyfriend grant.
Starting point is 00:39:53 And Deborah is Todd's mother, but then they are also coming with Brad and Ray. And Brad and Ray have a boyfriend named Nick. Oh, wow. Yeah. Wow, you're really into this group. I love that. I wrote down the names. And so I just feel like if you have a mother named Deborah, there's already going to be
Starting point is 00:40:09 some gay drama. Deborah, did you see what Deborah did? You just can't be named Deborah and be around gay without some sort of drama happening. Right. I feel like if you have a mom there that's named Deb, you're like, of course she's fine with the throttles. It's Deb. Yeah. She loves them. But it's Deb right it's like oh oh okay everyone I understand
Starting point is 00:40:31 you're in a thruple but please respect Debora's boundaries Debora's gonna be like anyone want to play doubles they're gonna be god Debora always come for the She's so judgy So yeah, there is a thrupal and and they're like Gary is pretty much like He's like three way And Garrett cleanse like no, it's not a ninja twice like it's not just for the evening It's like a relationship thing. I think they're gonna be intimate. I mean, they are intimate and get Gary's like it's not just for the evening. It's like a relationship thing. I think they're gonna be intimate I mean, they are intimate and get carried like no, no, no the boyfriend's just a garnish on top You said for the six live. I'm telling you that's right now And Daisy's like scary. What are you gonna be a garnish with men calling?
Starting point is 00:41:16 Oh, and they both start cracking up Crins, they're a cringer. Yeah, they're culinary needs are very different from the last ones. The last ones wanted 10 course meals for everything. This group, they're like, we need 400 grams of protein every day. These are the muscle gays. They want to have a glamazon party.
Starting point is 00:41:38 They want to have a beach workout. They want an ABC party with a crew. And they're like, what's that? And Glenn's like, anything but the clothes, you know, I don't mind saying why I know that but I know it That was pretty funny. They're like captain plan. He's like, well, I have another side. You're not privy to okay I like Hagen dies and other penises sometimes, you know, just just while just while we're talking So he's like, I mean ABC party virgin bit but I've been making in front of other people before Just chilling on the boat. I don't do it now, but I know I'm almost always enclosed now
Starting point is 00:42:13 Almost don't like then I'm Glenn getting kinky. I like it. Remember he did sneak into studio 54 or something like that Didn't you say that when they showed us like afro from the 70s? so Now that when they showed us like Afro from the 70s. So, now Gary is toasting to days. That wasn't the only fro on Captain Glenn. We're gonna find out soon. Oh, my God. So Gary is toasting to days.
Starting point is 00:42:36 He's like, I'm gonna miss you lot days. She's like, voila! Yes, of course. I told you from the beginning that I wanted to explore what would happen between us, but then I came on boat on the boat and I heard you already hooked up with someone. Oh my god Okay, oh please Gary now. I'm just like is blaming daisy for everything So like I can't call an isn't gonna be happy the way we interact wish it stopped flirting and he's like It's vulgar who I am though and he knows it so it's no longer I'm trying to actually let me stop talking because maybe I am trying to that flower represents our relationship beautiful
Starting point is 00:43:09 But did attracting Biomatter to decompose it so the synathas chef comes on board from tgi fro days and everyone goes upstairs and TGI fro days and everyone goes upstairs and Alex and Matt's just like talking. They're usual talk about themselves and changing dynamics, et cetera, et cetera. And Alex is like, yeah, you know, like a couple of things with change, they dynamic on this boat, like there's inertia. Colin puts on his fanciest baseball t-shirt for the occasion.
Starting point is 00:43:43 I'm really glad he dressed up. That's Colin, you know? That's Colin Energy. BSE, bad shirt energy. So Gary and Mads are talking and Gary's like, and they're, by the way, they're all sitting at the same table. Everybody hears Gary, you know, he's such a drama queen. He's like, so do you have a thing for Alex? They're mad. I'm like, we just for her. Where did you like him? I like everyone. Do I get in the way of it? It's like, oh my god. Shut up. And Chase is like, well, cheers to us all being really different, but when we all come together, we crush it for a better cause. Yeah, Yeah. Gary's like, what was that about coming together?
Starting point is 00:44:28 So, um, so then, uh, so then Daisy goes downstairs and, uh, she runs into like, Gary, because Gary is, um, he's, he's, uh, going, he wants to go to the jacuzzi. So he's like, changing into his like, speedo. And he's like, oh, you want to go to the jacuzzi? You want to go to the jacuzzi? And he's changing into his speedo. And he's like, oh, you want to go to the jacuzzi? You want to go to the jacuzzi? And she's like, well, I want to have a cigarette. He's like, well, put your red bikini on. Oh, sorry, can't say that.
Starting point is 00:44:54 I have to stop flirting with you because Kong's going to get angry. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. He's doing that thing where he's like ridiculing the boundary now. Wouldn't it's like a totally sensible thing for her to request? So then Alex is talking to man, he's like slump sensible thing for her to request. So then Alex is talking to man's, he's like slumped back in her chair and he's like, why are you so bloated? It's like, okay, and now you're dead.
Starting point is 00:45:11 It's important. This is an important thing that I missed. So she goes, are you serious? Fuck you asshole, I'm on my period, just kidding. And so then we see Gary wandering around into his speedout and he's like taking off his shirt for days He's like I'm going to the jacuzzi days. Yeah Let's stop flirting cold and we'll get angry. It's like don't say that Gary
Starting point is 00:45:35 He says you said it you're the one who said it and she's like I'm with Colin now Gary And he says and I'm with Matt are we supposed and are we just with these people to get back at one another? And she just smiles with them like terms random, like runs up the stairs, she's like, absolutely not. Why would you say that? That's all fucking inappropriate. Well, would you run away? I thought people having a chat.
Starting point is 00:45:58 He's such a dick. So then now everyone like gets into their bathing suits, you know, for the hot tub and Matt's, Matt's goes to Alicia's, you're hot babe, and she's like, you all, and then they hug like we're both hot. Cause I guess that's what hot people do. So it's hot tub time. Lucy comes out of a window and hit her head, of course, because she's fucking Lucy. I don't know how this woman's still watching.
Starting point is 00:46:23 I don't know. She, I mean, she takes that head has can a lot of beatings this season, like a lot. And how you were saying, like, we get rules from different things and become experts after each season, that episode we brought up earlier where that lady jumped off the boat and then captantly threw her off. And then on this boat, the entire staff jumps off the boat. I know. It's like fine. So, um, then're inside, after having fun swimming around the ocean,
Starting point is 00:46:49 they go inside and Chase is like, let's do a trust exercise. Gary, just jump back and I swear to God, I will catch you. So he jumps like mid-air all the way back on Chase. Chase moves. Of course, Gary just crashes to the ground ground that's the second time the season that's happened because there's another time wasn't it Gary who jumped into like Lucy's arms and Lucy dropped him right on the floor so now after all that craziness mad's crawls into bed with Gary and Gary's
Starting point is 00:47:19 like what are you looking for and she's like I'm not looking for anything. Yes, well, well, problem. I'm sorry, she got, we're a problem. And she goes, well, why does it feel so good? She's because we're drunk. And she goes, oh, what problems it make you orgasm. That's a problem. She's, no, there's just other stuff going on. And she goes, what with Alex?
Starting point is 00:47:41 I'm sick. Oh my God, what's the problem with you and Alex bro, Jesus. Like nothing, I don't give you shit. I'm sick. Oh my god, what's the problem with you and Alex, bro? Jesus. Nothing. I don't give a shit. I'm just a poor innocent solus. Girl, I only like to put Jesus drunk. So they're fooling around and everything and Chase goes and sleeps out on the sofa because
Starting point is 00:47:58 there's sex stuff that's happening and Alex comes over to Chase and tries to fist bump him. But since Alex was wasted again, he just falls over onto the table. Alex is always so, so shit-faced, and I feel like it gets just totally overload because everyone else on the boat has such terrible behavior in night that Alex just being so shit-faced
Starting point is 00:48:18 that he came into a fist bump without falling over and hurt himself, just seems like, oh, whatever. Yeah, he's fall down every night, truly. So Chase and Chase's Langdon and Chase is like, well, is it safe in my cabin? And Alex is like, let's go check. And he goes, I guess, you're safe.
Starting point is 00:48:34 So Chase sleeps in the mess and Alex fist bumps and falls right like he said, okay, so it's 4 a.m. 9 hours till charter. Okay, so it's mad since Chase drew his bed. She, wait, didn't something didn't think it walked in on. I'm confused about where we are. There may have been some, yeah, there, I think that some of that happened, like there was someone walked in on while Gary was like under the covers. I don't remember who
Starting point is 00:48:55 walked in on who because I think Alex did didn't he say, we'll check and then they walked in. Did that happen later? Cause it's not in my notes, but I remember it happening. I remember it happening, but I will tell you from my POV, these were back-to-back blow deck episodes, and it took me like four hours to take all the notes on these two shows, and I was done it two in the morning.
Starting point is 00:49:19 But that's why I'm like, and I was just like, at a certain point, I just stopped writing things down because I was like, I'm losing my mind. I'm like, I'm both very invested in this. I was like, at a certain point, I just stopped writing things down because I was like, I'm losing my mind. I'm like, I'm both very invested in this. I'm like loving the show, but also the act of having to rewind every two seconds or I've done every little passing thing I was going nuts.
Starting point is 00:49:36 So I just know what happened somewhere in here. I think yeah, I think it happens when Alex is, when he's like, do you want to check? And then they walk in there. And Matt is under the covers with Gary. And they're like, where's Matt? He's like, new way. Yeah. But, um, or no, it's Matt's. Gary's in between the covers. It looks like Gary's going down on Matt's. Yeah. Right. So that's the whole thing that we both forgot to write somehow. It's like the biggest part of the show. I can't believe we're not interested in like documenting Gary leaking
Starting point is 00:50:06 someone's vagina. So Chase goes to bed and he's like, oh, it smells like sex in here. So now it's 8 30 in the morning, the boats are wrecked and the captain's like, oh my God, all these shit everywhere for Fuxi, we've got chartering a few hours. So he has to go literally wake up everybody on the moat room by room. Yeah, oh my god, it's terrible. He's like, there's a threple coming on board. You only have eight hours left, get to it everyone. So now the guys start talking about how mad
Starting point is 00:50:37 and Gary were having sex last night. Oh wait, by the way, in the middle of all this, too. We should also mention, wasn't this also where like Chase goes back to the room and Gary just walks out in the hallway naked and is like calling for Mads to come back into the room and say, where are you going? Come on, keep having exacts with me and he's just there but has naked in the hallway. It doesn't even care anymore. The show is so messy. Just had to, and he fucks on camera constantly, like someone to see care, you know, just had to acknowledge that moment because I was watching I was like, oh my god Jesus right behind doesn't even see chase
Starting point is 00:51:11 So Alex and Chase are talking and Alex is like so you finally made it to bed he goes, yeah, Matt's came and got me and Alex is like, yeah, well we go in there and like he's down between her legs. I mean, even on her period, they are relentless. And Chase is like, how do you know she was on her period and goes, because she told me. So we see a clip of that. And she did say that, but she also said just kidding. And so Chase is like, oh my God, you should not have told me that you're so much shit, dude. Yeah. Because I feel yeah, exactly. So then Gary is talking to Colin and he's like, ooh, but I was going down on Mads and these guys walked in and Colin is like, isn't Shiana a period? And he's like, whoa, which I feel like, I feel like there's a gross of Colin to say
Starting point is 00:51:59 that. Um, just like out of respect to Madison, I feel like, but Gary's like, no, why'd you see that? What happened? Tell me and so Colin's like, well, we're that's galaxy and so Gary's like, don't ever see that When I tell you something like that, where's Matt's? I need to go have a chat with it because that is ranked no no no no no no no no no no no But wouldn't you know? I'm so confused. I don't know This is where it gets into straight people stuff that I really have no experience with. But I understand.
Starting point is 00:52:26 If someone's on their period and you're going down on them, wouldn't you be able to tell, I'm so confused about this. I mean, I don't do it, so I don't really know how that works, but it's very, I don't like weird. It's a very weird mystery to me that you's acting like, how dare you do that when I didn't know about it.
Starting point is 00:52:46 And if you didn't know about it, that's on you. What the hell? You were literally down there face first. And he has subjected so many women to so many terrible things. And now all of a sudden, like, oh my God, he might have been, he might have been exposed. So, so, so, so he's now he's going through the boat and he's like where's Mads? Where's Mads and Lucy's like, why tell me what's going on? And he goes fuck off you boot and he like gives Lucy the finger and
Starting point is 00:53:16 Then which is crazy and then Gary finally finds Mads and Lucy's right there, too Like she follows him because she wants to know what it is You know, I love that Lucy just follows there too, she follows him because she wants to know what it is. I love that Lucy just follows. Yeah. So, Gary's like, how's it going down there? And Lucy goes, what is it? Just say it, Gary.
Starting point is 00:53:33 And Gary's like, oh, it's that time of the month for you. Is it that time of month for you just out of interest? And Matt's like, why? And he says, cause it wouldn't it be common decency to tell me that before I go down on you. And she and Lucy goes, Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's one real. That is on real. What you did there. He's having taken her to write to
Starting point is 00:53:52 know. And she goes, No, you never say that to a girl. And then he walks off all mad. And he's like, I should never trust anyone anymore. And mad finally, this is what really finally gets mad. And she's like, what the fuck, man? I think she starts mad. And she's like, what the fuck man?
Starting point is 00:54:05 I think she starts crying. What the hell? That is so offensive of Gary. He's shaming her. She, it was disgusting. And it was a classic case where again, Gary puts something very plainly out there in public for people to hear and just to make someone else feel bad
Starting point is 00:54:22 or make the tombarro's them is so gross. Yeah. Not gross that she had a period gross that he was acting like that. Yeah, and when you're with girls, you know they have their periods. Like, why are you so grossed out by pe... I just, I don't get it. I don't know. I guess it's like you said this is one of those straight things that I'm like, I don't
Starting point is 00:54:41 understand anything what just happened. I don't understand, but all I do know is that I know I hate Gary. All I know is that Gary seemed like Gary really just publicly shamed her about her period and did not like that. Yeah. Gary's disgusting. All right, so to stop. Fun times everywhere.
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