Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing: Scarlet Fever

Episode Date: May 25, 2022

Below Deck Sailing Yacht has given Gary another woman to chase around the boat and Daisy has taken aways Ashley's dream of being second stew. With all this pandemonium, will the guests be able to eat...DUCK? Enjoy! Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And here we are with some bullet dick sailing. Let me tell you, bullet dick sailing, and already, I don't need 97 episodes of this, okay? I need 13 episodes. I'm gonna keep screaming, listen, I'm only getting older and grumpy here, and I'm not gonna be quieter, okay? I need 13 episodes. I'm gonna keep screaming. Listen, I'm only getting older and grumpy here and I'm not gonna be quieter, okay? 13 episodes. That's what I need from you below, Jack. That's it. What you mean you don't want more episodes of Gary just being totally inappropriate at a workplace. It just shows you what, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no'm like, sir, you like, how are you doing that at a workplace?

Yeah, constantly. It's like he fucks three people from the boat a year. No, I think this is average. Which, you know, I ain't shaming fucking, but gross. He's just gross, okay? And I'm telling you, the second he's too old for this shit, and he's nearing there, okay? The milk has some chunks in it already. Okay, some chunks are showing in your milks, sir.

He's nearing that age where suddenly it's gonna turn and be disgusting and poor guy is just gonna be so confused when it's suddenly called sexual harassment instead of like charming fun work times, you know? Cause the second he comes in like, ooh, you want my air. Which he's already so close to that.

The ties are going to turn very quickly. And Port guy is just going to be left unfounded. Now, if he, I'm telling you, he's got to keep his body in order because if he, like, if he gains weight, people would be like, wait a second. That's someone who's not in perfect shape, who's hitting on someone. Now, that's inappropriate. That's not right. We will not accept that.

Yeah. Well, not accept that. Yeah, well, there we go. This note was created using a newer version that may not become hadable with this for, oh, shut up, making me update my notes apps everywhere. Okay, just show me my notes. Why does notes app need to be updated? It's literally text. I guess what I broke my note. Did you break your notes? You need my notes? No, no, it came. It came. Like Gary, it will eventually come.

It just might take a little a few pushes. And like Gary, it also maybe needs some updating. So, uh, well, let's start. So, um, uh, Daisy is still talking to Ashley, who's dying to become second stew. And Daisy's like, I just want you to work as a team. I get this hierarchy up to your head. I'll tell you to forget that your two of you

are the same. And then Ashley, see Ashley reacting and her tie-around had said third stew. And then just like crashes, like shatters out of the way, there's like a sound effect of like, psh, and like it turns into junior stew. Just, I love when the post-production people are just bored, I don't know, like let's say it's not the fact.

I was so happy for the Kairan intern because you know that intern was so excited that they wrote the one who gets to slam Ashley down to junior stew and make it. You know, they're like, hey wait a minute. Hey, Andrea, we see three extra hours on the time clock here. What's up with that? You going for a race?

No, I just wanted to make Ashley's junior's do shatter. It's amazing. That's why I do this. That's why I do this. Andrea, we just asked you just to update the chiroach. Cause I know, but trust me on this, I was thinking, what if we have it slide in? Maybe there can be a bouncy noise, our car crash, and then a Boeing. Would that be good? You know, let's

take out the Boeing and the bouncy, but keep the crash. Yeah, they compromised with her. I like it. I like the Andrea got some compromise on the job. Yeah She has a great future ahead of her and then Andrea was like hey because right behind her came Run under bum while she was trying to make her kairon crash Like Andrea just can't win at that office Okay, she can't Gary will harass you through the monitors. It's so terrifying.

Really gross. So Gary is putting Kelsey on days now for whatever reason. And he's putting Barnaby on night. Did he say his reason? Because it seemed controversial, but I couldn't really wrap my head around it. Because Kelsey's like,

but I've been on nights ever since I started. I mean, I've only worked three days the whole time and he's like, I won't job. And I wasn't really sure what was up with that. And unless he wanted to keep Barnaby out of Scarlet's way in the daytime, so he didn't have competition. Like, what's going on? What's happening?

You know, I wish I could pure inside the enigmatic mind of Gary King. But unfortunately, I'm not able to because as far as I could tell, it was just him just like, farts and you're being, hey, big B, big B, you're going to be on us this week. And then Barnaby, of course, does not like this. He's like, I'm really annoyed about this not-shift. It's less work, but it's over-steer-boying, fewer bodies, fewer murders. Wouldn't it be better to have the charming, fun exciting person on the days, and then you have the perfectionist at night? Just, yes, that would be, just let us know when

the charming person arrives on the boat, and then we'll totally set that up, okay? Yeah, so Daisy is I Love Barkos is I feel bad for Colin because Colin is stuck in the engine room and Colin wants to do nothing more than gossip Markos wants nothing more than to be left to fuck alone But everybody comes to Markos and just lays all the gossip on him all day long So Daisy comes in and she's like well, I've got to tell you how I didn't phrase Ashley up a left or as junior stew. And he's like, okay. Okay. Thanks for checking me.

I have to work to make. Okay. So then Gary, Gary like walks, like he's like walks downstairs and like Scarlet's doing something in this room and Daisy's over here or whatever and guys like, hello, how's it going ladies? Look how clean this place looks. Oh wow, it's so clean. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So Ashley, we're gonna stop being childish, right? Ash, we're gonna stop being childish. I'm like, no, I can't.

I mean, Ashley is a monster and horrific, but don't act like she's the only childish one year, Gary. Well, because Ashley's making little comments, like grouse or whatever when he comes in, because everybody knows why Gary is down in the cabins. Nobody's confused about Gary fine, you know, just coming down to the, Gary's never down there for any good reason.

You know what I mean? So there's obviously there to hit on Scarlett and Ashley just keeps making comments, which listen, Ashley can make any damn comment she wants with the bottle of Windex in her hand. You know what I mean? Yeah, so he's obviously there to head on Scarlett and Ashley just keeps making comments Which listen? Ashley can make any damn comment she wants with a bottle of Windex in her hand Because if you got time to complain you got time to Spray got that stain Thank you. You got time to destain you got time to complain. You got time to destine

So she's much more tolerable when she's doing something while she complains. And she's making comments, yeah. And he's like, well, come on Ashley, why don't we just kiss and make up? Actually, why don't we all kiss? Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh I do. She's like, yeah. He's like, that's romantic. All right, see you ladies and ladies. Oh, my God. Jared, you not see how you get yourself into these messes? You just propose that they all kiss together, okay?

So then Scarlet's like, Gary, he is fun to flirt with, but there is tension with Ashley, and I don't want any drama, okay? Because I'm a rebel, okay? And I have to keep it good, so annoying. Being a rebel, most importantly. And Ashley just tells her, Carrie's a loser, fair warning.

And so that you were still trying to get as of 12 hours ago, I think. As of negative five hours ago, you were still trying to get him in bed, such a loser. You can be correct, Anton Assel turns out so she's both so provisions Kelsey and Barnaby are talking about him moving tonight, so she's like you're on nights. Are you married? With her hair and he's like, you know more on bold bold with nights. I'm not really sure about not to not nervous. Just bowl There's nothing to do. It's just the solitary darkness of night

It's more fun with a warm body a warm body that could become a cold body So he's like moving really slowly because he's the charming fun one. So what should he have to move quickly? And Kelsey's kind of doing all the work. And he's like, come on, you can move faster than that kind of tune. She's like, I'm a perfectionist. And that's how tripping happens. Yeah. Sure.

OK. You know, when you squeegee a little faster, you could just fall over. So Kelsey's like, is it wrong of me to think I work harder than Barnaby? I mean, I think Barnaby does enough to get by, whereas I put in the effort and make sure everything's done with a cherry on top. And then I will floss myself with that cherry. Yeah, I'll do that. And peanut too, because you know, later I can eat the chunks of them out of my hair for a floss. And Barnaby is like, you're so good at that. Why don't you finish this

last window, eh? And she's like, um, you can do one. He's like, no, you've done them all. Why not do the last one? What I'm charming? He is so charming. Why are they keeping him at nights? I mean, that, that squeegee humor, I mean, that's just a way to win extra tips. It's like a never ending cologne commercial when Barnaby's on the screen. Truly. So Scarlet's going to be on mids, ashes can be on late. Days is going to be on early. It's for anyone who really wants to make sure they're like internal, you know, schedule is up to date. And Kelsey, so that, oh, so Kelsey goes up to Ashley. And she's like, so how's it feel having an extra set of hands today?

And of course, Ashley says that she goes, I don't know. I mean, it's not too noticeable. She's very green, like very like a severe first overnight charter. Like she was day charmer, mostly. You know what? It's like just poisoning the well wherever she can, layering in the sentiment that scarlet doesn't help her presence doesn't have any material impact on the yacht like she's such a sabotage or she's awful I feel so bad for every single workplace this woman winds up in because she is going to be taking people down left and right be careful of her so scarlet and, and well, there's, you know, I don't think you get to do that as much on OnlyFans.

I think that it's harder to, it's harder to like cause shit between the cubicles at the OnlyFans. Yeah. They were saying last week her, her Instagram page was just a link to her OnlyFans, which I thought was really funny because she's been getting so much crap

from everybody online, you know. She's like, you want to fuck with me? Pay for it on OnlyFans, you want to fuck with me? Pay for it. I'm only fans, okay? You can tell me off there. The least surprising development Ashley going to only fans. Yeah. I mean, I just feel like I have the boobs for it. I'm just too lazy.

I'm like, I'm too lazy to like pretend I care with people. You know, like, hey, what do you want? Big boy. Like, I'm not going to do that. Never know for a certain price. you know, like, hey, what do you want? Big boy, like, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. Never know, for a certain price, if one has a cross wound. Everyone does have a price.

I'm mine, a box of little Debbie's, bitch, send him over. So yeah, she's like, she's so crane. So Scarlett and Daisy, Scarlett's like, oh my God, like, I think one, like having one under my belt, then I'm gonna be okay, cause all of the learned everything. So just this one charter,

just gotta get it under my belt. And Daisy's like, well, you know, if you're a little green, that's all, right? It's easy, it's not hard, right Ashley? The job isn't hard, is it Ashley? Is it Ashley? So now it's like one hour until the gas The job is entirely, is it actually, is it actually? So now it's like one hour until the gas and Barnaby is stealing a jelly bean from the display

and he's like, he does it in exactly the way you'd expect Barnaby would steal a jelly bean, which is that he puts his finger in it and then he turns around and sees the camera and then he gives like guilty eyes. Oh, I'm still like a jelly bean. And he does it anyway, and he moves on. He makes it so creepy.

There's like some, there's some rule on this show about creepy, like they have to have creepy guys. They just love it because he doesn't just take the candy, you're right. He like walks past it and then he looks side to side with this big guy. So he's like, I used to have, when I was a kid, my, I had clue, the gameue, and my version actually had photographs

of all the suspects, and he looks literally like one of the photographs because they're oh, there's like a lady holding the can, like Mrs. White with the candlestick, and Mrs. Peacock was like, oh, I'm Mrs. Scarlet's, oh, I'm Mr. Green, it's all, and Barney just, I just missed, can see Barney with a jelly bean, and he'll be like, hmm, yeah. So Gary has decided to grow my stash. Okay. Yeah. And so the captain's like, what happened to your fees? And he's like, oh, it's called the French Chic-la-Nan.

He's like, no, that's the one where it's below the lip. He's like, oh, the flavor saver is this one. Go to hell. I was surprised Captain Glenn was so quick with that slang. He's like no, no, no, that's no how you do it. No, it's definitely not a dirty sand chest, although it looks like one. Pretty cool, Gary. It's the resting nail. I'm out of that one. It's all. It's like, it's like, really, really, yeah. The monkey po, just making up phrases. It's the stapler. It's the train. The train.

The naughty train. So now, Glenn is like telling Barnaby and Kelsey to wipe something with a dry chamois, which I think is supposed to be like the coda to the, should we squeegee this fast or slow storyline. So ultimately they get very light trouble, that's fairly even trouble, perhaps not even, but maybe just a light criticism from Glenn. So that's one of those things that Glenn can't even,

like you don't even wanna point out that there's a spot because he just sees a little spot and he's like, well, if he's a little spot, okay, get this, Sammy. And Barton be like, oh, oh, he's like, you're not even touching anything else, just a spot, just a little spot and he's like, well, if he's a little spot, okay, get this, Sammy. And Martin be like, oh, I'm like, he's like, you're not even touching anything else. Just a spot, just a little spot there. Like, just doing yourself.

It's a micro-chammy. It requires micro-chammy precision, okay. So this is when, like, I almost had garlic. But you know what? That's a good nickname for him, garlic. This is when Scarlet, oh my God, Gary and Scarlett together. Their couple name will totally be garlic.

No, their couple name is scary. Oh yeah, you're right. It's gotta be scary. I mean, there's a perfect couple name. That's sad when your two options are scary and garlic, okay? It's Scarlett. But I'm garlic. Scarlett.

So Scarlett is in the long room and this is where Gary just comes in and hugs her from behind and starts kissing her neck. And I just like, I'm not such a prude that I'm saying you can't flirt. But this is just like, I don't know, I think it's a little crazy. It's not about being a prude. It's a workplace. It's a workplace show. She's apt fucking work.

It's her second day, dude. And you're coming up and rubbing her dick, rubbing your dick on her butt. Let the woman fold some fucking laundry, you know? Yeah, seriously, like you don't know how much she really likes it. As it turns out, she seems to, because, you know, they ultimately wound up kissing. But Gary is like, no, I don't know what it is. Let's go out there and I'm attracted to. She's a god. Yeah, she's young and fucking gorgeous.

Maybe that's why Gary can't imagine not Ashley. Well, she's definitely flirting with me. And I'm going to fit back because I'm a quite a flirtatious person. I know I'm thinking myself this girl. I mean, she should not be a yachty. She should be a super model. So he does that thing where he leaves, but then he looks back like boyishly. should be a super model. They, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So then everyone get to the cockpit and Scarlett tells us that she is also sweating. She's like, I think there's sparks.

It's just so exciting. Scarlett, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. And just assume you haven't seen this show. Yeah. Because if you've seen this show and you're still acting like this, shame. Shame on you, man. Shame. Yeah.

So then they all line up for the guests and days he's carries mustache. He's like, what? You have that new face guy. You're literally like, look at any creepy eye then you do right now, which is true. And he's like, oh, quite lucky. Scarlet's like, yeah, I like it. Scarlet, you don't understand. You're trying, but that's not the flirting he's going to end up liking. It's the one that tells him he's disgusting, you know? That's the one he's going to marry. The one you compliments you, you hook up with. The one he tells you you're disgusting, you marry. Okay, so this is for life's rule.

Yeah, so the new chart group is coming. It's Kili and Jess who were, Charter group is coming. It's Kili and Jess who were, Kili was really not too much of a factor in the last year's Charter with Eric Harose, but Jess was the one who was like fighting with the Tatas for Trump lady. And Jess is very much like, I hate it, I can't stand it at all,

I can't believe I'm shaming this yacht with it. So now Jess gets to have a Charter without her and it's gonna be a big big just reunion. Yeah, and you know it's funny because it's like an all it's another all girls trip and whenever there's an all girls trip I feel like there's a couple of choices. It can either be the woohoo girls trip or they're like Oh my god woohoo or it can be like this girls trip where they're all walking down the deck going uh-oh the swamp is starting Yeah, my ass is sweating like fucking crazy. Yep, my ass is sweating. It's a sweat and swamp ass. That's for sure. So my girls grew right there. That's what my girls.

Swamp tour has arrived. So they're there and they're trying to make it seem like there's going to be so much drama because Glenn is like, last time we had all female charter, it was um, challenging. And then you see flashbacks to that charter, but spoiler alert, there's like nothing challenging about these women. They're just like, fine. They're just, they're there for literally

just a nice boat ride. They're just, they're challenged. Like they're challenged with like, very simple things. Like, oh my god duck I'm not touching that what is that a duck? I'm not gonna eat it duck They're challenged with slightly exotic foods Cucumber I'm supposed to eat this It's a cucumber, but it's tiny

Three four because that means you use the first fork to eat the second fork? I never ate fork before. Third fork for dessert. Oh, yeah, it's so he let's see. Hey, welcome. They get the tour, you know, the whole thing. And there's like, see, school. Hey, it was a easy one. Do you think yeah. And so then he's he's getting stuff put away with Kelsey. And he's like, wouldn't it? Whoa! Do you think, yeah? And so then he's getting stuff put away with Kelsey. And he's like, it's hot. And she's wet. I think it's hot. What?

Hot, it's hot. She's like, yeah. He's like, this is why I don't have you on this. You don't really pick up my, you don't really yes and my it's hot commentary. Better, sad bloodline. Wasted flirting, wasted flirting. Barnaby's like, I would have said it is hot.

John. So then the lady, of course the lady speaking of hot, the ladies are hot for Marcos. It's also hot out. It's like 93 degrees. And so they're like, did you see the chef? That is the hottest fucking thing I've ever seen and look, he even has some exotic bird down there.

I think it's called something like choukin chicken. Something like, I don't know, it's gonna be a wild night, ladies. It's time for commercial, it's time for a crap. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Disantel. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened,

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder yeah. They're looking at all the rooms and one of them has their moms or a couple of them. How many moms? I don't know. I think there was one. I wasn't sure. Was there was. I felt like there was a mom there, but I wasn't sure. I may have missed the Kyron.

There wasn't like a if there's not a animation and a sound effect. I'm going to miss some of the Kyrons. You know, I'm sort of spoiled. Yeah. No, that there's if it didn't shatter, I didn't notice it. Yeah. Okay. But I got the sense that one of them was a mom. Yeah, I think one of them was, I didn't notice it. Yeah, okay.

But I got the sense that one of them was a mom. Yeah, I think one of them was, because she's like, look, Belinda, that room has a mirror in it. You can just stare at yourself in bed. You'll be very happy in there. She's like, you can see a reflection of yourself, which apparently does not include a job, Belinda, okay? Yeah, you can see a reflection of yourself and some odd creepy perverted ghost standing above you kind of revenues nipple. That's me. I'm here. I'm just being reflected. Sorry ladies. Looks great down here. So the one of the lady, I guess, Keelie or whoever

it goes to the chef and he's like, well well What do you want me to cook for you? You know what are your preferences and she's like you can see whatever you want and he's like bullshit I can do whatever I want These fuckers are gluten free. They don't need job this to a dairy free The fuck, you know and they want a 10 course meal Yeah, and then upstairs, then Kiley winds up sitting upstairs and Gary's sort of like on the boat wheel.

And Kiley's sitting there and she just goes, wow, well, it might be time for me to unpack and stay in the air conditioner and Gary goes, I don't even know what caused that last laughter. She's like, I want to go to the air conditioning. She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh that. No one wants nights, it's a shit shift, that's why. Big shockery didn't want it. And Kelsey's like, oh, well I guess I just guess I've gotten used to it then.

She's like, enjoy not being on night's Kelsey, what the hell? Kelsey's the only person offended to be moved off of nights. I know, the first person ever. So Marcos is like annoyed down in the kitchen because everyone's a picky eater and you know, he's got to like figure out the menu. And then meanwhile the anchors are going down and Gary is like, so scull it. Should we have a competition?

This is who can irritate days the mess. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, But everything is so harpable. You know what I mean? You might as well just be a giant curved piece of wood with strings glued to it You know, you're your harpable person Ashley But Daisy's like tonight just weeks and sequins and Ashley is but are we doing the table like that or just after like Okay, you have a problem with getting this shit ready for the tape decorate the table Ashley. Okay, decorate the table junior Yeah, part of being a second suit is saying yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Okay So now they are doing rope swings and everyone's doing the rope swings and Gary demonstrates and First lady runs and jumps off the second lady runs and jumps off and then it's time for Jennifer to try her hand at rope swings.

And I felt for Jennifer immediately, I've only done a rope swing once in my life. It was not a triumph. I kind of, I did that thing where like, it was back in college, there was this big rope that hanged off of a, or hung off of a tree branch over the Connecticut River. And you would like climb up in the tree branch over the Connecticut River, and you would climb up in the tree and you grabbed the rope,

and then you'd jump off the tree with the rope and swing over the river, and then you swing down and back up again when you're back up, you let go and you drop down into the river, and you have a golden memory that can live on in some sort of JJ Abrams movie. But instead, for me, I climbed up to that, I climbed up the tree and I'm not an imbal person and I was like, wait, this is really high

and this is crazy and dangerous. But then with the tree, once you go up, you can't go back down again. So I had to see it through. So I held on to that rope for like five minutes trembling. While people were doing like repeated countdowns like three, two, one. Okay, Ben, let's try this again. Three, two, one. So finally, I jumped off with this rope. And I was so scared. I jumped off. And the thing is you have to keep your feet up. You have no one told me, but you have to keep your feet up. Because if you don't keep your feet up, your feet hit the water and just drag. And so that's what I did.

My feet hit the water and I full on, like it just caused a huge belly flop into the water for me. So, Jorge Jennifer watching her do this girl. Yeah, I've been the big girl on a rope swing. Okay, and I feel like every, that's when everybody whips out their fucking phones. Okay, they did it with me too,

and I tried to fucking rope swing. Didn't work out. I don't even know what my feet did. I'm surprised they didn't break. Okay. But yeah, I felt so bad because they all had their phones, and then she goes, she can't do it, and then she goes, and she just, they give her a slow motion run,

and then a slow motion belly crash into the water. And then one of them was like, did you get that on your phone? She goes, I did. And she's like, are you going to share that to social? She's like, I don't think that would be very nice. I think I'm going to delete this one off my phone, I think. They did. They did. They did. They wanted a spare Jennifer. I mean, but by the way, props, they didn't. Because that one fucker was like, you're going to share that to social.

It's like on a secret group text, but Andrea, the intern, great work doing a slow motion and really extending Jennifer's humiliation on a national platform. I really just like, they expanded Andrea's duties after that crash, Kyron. They were like, you want to do the rope swing segment? She's like, you want to do the rope swing segment? She's like, you can do it.

She's like, now do you guys mind if I add a slide whistle? Like Andrea, we love that thought, but we're just going to, I think it speaks for itself. We don't need to talk. Why does the slow motion belly flop have a fart sound in it? Is that from the, I don't know. Is that from the footage? Andrew, I'm not sure we cleared the rights for that musical stinger that goes,

dun dun dun dun dun dun. So we're gonna have to strike that. The mom goes, see went with a squash. So everybody's like, oh my god poor girl, you know, that poor girl's like being walked downstairs. You know, being put back together, your fuss or her. She doesn't have like,

she doesn't even have like a post belly flop laughter or oh my god, you can see she's mortified. And they just, they just put her down into the hole. They put her down with Colin. Well, it makes it worse because she's just belly flop She's on TV. She sees them all filming her. I don't think they stopped filming her and then She's in the water trying not to show her face to the camera probably crying, you know I'm wondering how many things are broken in her and then Gary swims up to her like

like, let me do it. And you're always now blue. I'm just getting that one. I was. Yeah. Poor thing. I just feel bad. I don't think she wanted to do that rope swing. You could see by her tentative nature

because she had like a fall star, you know? Yeah. And well, didn't end well. So dinner is the night 30 everybody in Barnaby's like, oh, missing. I don't know. The fun and. And he has to go to bed. So Daisy is telling Scarlett now to decorate with sweet sequence and wig

So Ashley ended up getting out of that job and Scarlett's like, oh my god, we get to wear wigs It's my first time wearing a wig. I can't wait. Hope I do it right I'm such a rebel. I've never worn a wig in my life because I'm a rebel. So then there's like setting, yeah, like setting the table and wig and there's not knowing where a napkin goes. Are you new to eating? Because she's like, okay, so the napkin. Do I put it on top of the placement or do I put it at the bottom of the place match? She goes in the middle. She goes the middle top. Put it at the top of the placement center and she's like, no, in the center of the match. And put them in the center. She's like, how? What did Forks go? You all have sports.

Do you just, do you just pull those out on people as a surprise later? Where's this guy? Scarlett, I'm going to do you just not put the fork into the vase. The fork goes next to the place, but to the left, the other left, no, no, it's under the table, above the, actually, on the table, Scarlet. Oh god. Scarlet's, like, I'm freaking out, I've never done this before. Put the napkin in the center of the fucking place, Matt. Have you ever been out in public? I think they even do that at fucking Golden Corral. Well, do they? I don't know. I'm sorry.

I'm so much for Golden Corral today. Did you? Well, it didn't seem to be. I did, and it did not. It was like a commercial where someone said, if you could eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? And someone goes buffet. Golden Corral.

Cut. I miss your white bread and your mac and cheese. So, um, let's see. So let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Marcos, we just get one shot of Marcos starting something on fire downstairs going, I love fire. And then we cut away to Bolinda, I guess talking to her mom. And she's like, mom, you want some help putting on your earrings? And the mom's like, I can see my head. You know, when I named you, Belinda, you were supposed to live up to the promise of Belinda Carlyle and you have failed, man, you have failed. And instead, you're being a Linda.

Really didn't think of the word play on that one. I said, I said, I want you to be Belinda, not be Linda. Oh God, really messed myself up. Linda Evans. So the captain joins the ladies for week dinner and they're all wearing wacky wigs. It looks like the theme of summer house. Basically summer house party. They're all in like their wacky.

Evan wigs. Yeah, pretty much. So this is where I'm andlen joins them and he's like, I forgot my wig, but then Scarlet puts a wig on his head. So now this is where Marcos serves duck breasts, because it's like the only thing you can think of that suits everybody's restrictions. So there's some issue because Scarlet starts serving.

She serves the wrong duck to the wrong person, because some people can up blue cheese, some can't. And then there's just like all sorts of like awkwardness and pantomonyms around the table. And it's like, oh no. Someone might get blue cheese crumbles, you know. Can't be easily rectified. I know that was really funny how they made it so dramatic. Everyone's just looking at each other like, don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't Blue cheese. Oh, no, but then they all get their plates and this is where we get that duck guys Am I the only one scared to eat duck? I'm not eating back. I'm not touching that dog Who would even duck? Although that Dr. So Nye said can't be the duck cows are nice sir ducks are assholes. They'll squirt

They will literally squirt shit at you. I'm a vegetarian and I would eat a fucking back. Okay, they're assholes. Cows are like big dogs. Okay, you'll eat those. Eat the duck. You'll be fine. I agree.

Duck is my favorite poultry. I'll just say I'll go on the record on a very like uninteresting record. I will go on it and say duck is my favorite poultryltry and ducks are cute. But yeah, they can be like, if you ever really, ducks are cute, but if you really think about it, like, they are like annoying, you know, like I'm I feel like they're annoying to other birds. They're like adorable to me. Like I love when I see a duck waddling along and you're always like, oh, it's a duck, but the truth is, if you're a bird and

that duck comes by like, I mean,'s a duck, but the truth is, if you're a bird and that duck comes by, like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I mean, those ducks are basically the jazz of birds, right? The jazz of birds. Brrrr. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, never grateful. You know what I mean? Like ducks are like feed me feed me feed me and then you give them some food and they're more and more and more and then they tell all their friends their friends all come it's like you can't be nice to a duck you know they never fucking leave you alone. They'll recognize your ass walking back to the lake the next day and come up like

like like how much white bread do you need? You eat more white bread than me and I'm 300 pounds. I think that ducks just have generational trauma because I think that they have all very, very stern mothers. That's why all the ducklings are always walking in the line because they just know they can't not walk in the line. They just have abusive moms that are like, you better get in the line. If you do not get in this line, I have, you are not going into this pond.

Okay, you are not going into this pond. And that just carries on from generation to generation. As so does the one asshole child who refuses to be in a proper line. It's like kind of doing its own thing in the middle. It's like I'm in the line. You can't spank me, but it's still like, waddling is about a little different than the other ones. Oh, family. Anyway, shoot me to your family. That's what I'm saying.

That was a deck segment. So then Scarlett's like, oh my god, I just fucked up, you guys. And Ash is like, what did you do? She's like, I my god, I just fucked up you guys and Ashley's like, what did you do? She's like, I gave so much in district blue cheese, but they don't eat the blue cheese. And Ashley's like, it's not like you dumped it on their fucking head. Noobie. Good girl. It's like, well, actually, there is something I should tell you. We got a jasmine duck on her head.

Like, this is fucking ridiculous. So, Daisy is telling Marcus. I don't think they've ever eaten duck before. That's was quite funner. And back up with Jen, she's like, I mean, I just feel terrible eating a duck, eating the duck. So next is beef tenderloin and lobster. Here comes the cow. is beef tenderloin and lobster. Here comes the cow. A cow and a lobster too. Yes. Yeah.

By the way, I just want to say that you know, at one point, Ashley is going to, now that Scarlett has come and said, I put the wrong plates in the wrong places, you know it's going to be like next episode, Ashley will say something like, I mean, I don't even know why we need her. She can't even put the right plate in the right place. Did you hear?

She gave like the blue cheesecrumbles the wrong person. Yeah, I'm just saying. I don't know why we need her. You know, she's going to use everything against you. Like, don't say anything to Ashley. Yeah. So then, uh, well, I, you know, I get scarlet not trusting, not knowing not to trust Ashley because Ashley was on the show last year, but you do know not to trust Gary. Come on now. Yeah. So next to beef tenderloin and lobster. And what are the girls? Is like, should we eat with this hair is going everywhere? Should we just eat with our nuts on? Someone's like, are nuts? She goes, hair nuts. Oh, I thought you met nuts. Like nuts, nuts. Yeah. And then the mom turns to go down and goes, well, you better find some wind. That's all I'm

saying for tomorrow. He's like, oh, yeah, well, real seal, there makes a zone when that's what I'm gonna say. I'm like, we don't need any humans making their own win on this luxury yacht, okay? So, that's the ladies who had the dairy to make it. Yeah, well, just have Jennifer flopped down into the ocean a few times. That'll create some gales and wins.

Oh, poor Jennifer. So Daisy, I don't know, it's time, who cares? So it's gluten-free chocolate cake time and then I'm a ring with strawberry and then one of the girls is like, his food, it's gonna make me lose control. So Gary goes to flirt with Scarlett and he's like, you feeling more confident now? No, no, No one lies. I don't have a little question on you. The full Karl Radke line, knock it a lot. I have a little bit of a crush on you. I mean, it's obviously just from the fuck boy Bible

to say, not gonna lie, I have a little crush on you, or I have a kindergarten crush on you, or I have a school kid crush on you. It's like, you know, classic. And it's like, maybe it's mutual, maybe it should be. Yeah, there's definitely chemistry there. Not the law. Yeah, people that click and then the people that don't click and it just cuts the Ashley behind the bar. I mean, like, you know, it's interesting about Gary that he is always bringing other people in even when he's

in private. It's like he's making kind of an Ashley reference like, you didn't click with her. And then he's making daisy references all the time. It's like dude, like, stop. I don't know. Anyway, just notice that. It's like you can't have like a scene without we can't have a scene with a girl without not bringing up another girl. And a we need to drama triangle. He's someone who lives in drama triangle, drama triangles. It's time for commercial. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. So, um, so then Marcos goes to Scrawl goes, I think that Gary likes you. And she's like, well, Gary likes everybody, but you know, she's

secretly excited. So then in the, uh, now it's like a little bit later. It's like after midnight and the guys, it's the boy, it's the boy's room. And, uh, it's like a little bit later. It's like after midnight and the guys it's the boys room and Gary's like Markus I heard you told you I had a little crush on Maybe that's why I have a little bit of a spring in my step And you think Scar is gonna dream of me And all the guys like he he he oh my god girls right girls and boys And then there's a

knock at the door and cares like I think it's scarred and he jumps out of bed to get the door but it was just common fucking with him knocking on the bed yeah but it was just so it was like great to see how excited Gary was he was like just flies out of bed so quickly. So now Barnaby's cleaning up night on the dreaded night shift. He's like, I'm so bored. And then it's 6am. And that's basically all I was like, this whole lead up was just for him to say, I'm bored. But I guess he gets his job done. Doesn't seem like there's any issues. So Kelsey takes over in the morning. And Marcos in the morning realizes that tonight,

he has to do a 10 course meal, which is gonna require 80 plates, which Dom brought up a good point, which is, do you realize they have to have like 100 plates on this boat at all times, at least 100 plates? That's crazy. Yeah, so.

Sort of episode where you think about those things, because there's not much else to focus on. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha She's like cleaning in front of them all mad. So then we see Ashley Schumick scarlet had a full towels. And she's like, try to make it tight, but just make sure it doesn't explode on both sides. It's basically like a bathing suit. OK. Excluding is actually allowed. So now it's just like it's hot out.

And Glenn's just asking the guests what they want to do for today and they're gonna Since there's no wind they're gonna he's gonna take them put them on a tender and they're gonna go to some islands and zoom around and all this stuff and So that's exciting. So then Jess is lying around They're like sunning a little bit and Jess turns to one of the girls goes hey It was Jen yeah, Jen's very very important. Did you get Jen right? All right. I thought this was Jess who was saying this.

Isn't Jen, isn't Jen the one who talks like this? Can he duck? No, no, Jess is the one who talks like that. Jennifer is the one who belly flopped. Oh, for Christ's sake, you know what? I shouldn't have done that. Jess Samado, fucking crazy now, right? I'm fucking crazy right now.

Duck�, she's just, she's Jess F. and Samado, okay? Jess Samado, huh? And just some auto has very important question for all of you. Okay, how old do I look? How old do I look? I'm asking you, girl, to my left. Girls like, honestly, yeah, I would put you in your 20s, which is what you always say to the person who's chartering your ass. Yes, I mean, you can't really say, I mean, you look 40, but you sound 90.

Like. Hahaha. So then the other girl, Belinda, is like, I would say 34. She's that high. You think I look 34? She goes, but are you 34? She's, yeah, I'm 34.

She goes, yeah, you look your age. She goes, that's not good. What the hell? Who is this? Get this tattoo for Trump out of here. I'm done with this So um So anyway, uh, so they're gonna be going on their tender the little tender crews So Which is actually I believe it's also the experience that

That Gary wants to elicit with Scarlett a tender cruise so he Scarlett well actually goes are you gonna take her are you going by yourself on the tender thing? And he's like no, I'm gonna take Scarlett she's like Haha. Haha. Oh. It is like that's not happening. She's like, I've got Gary thinking out.

She's not going to ride him chatting him up for an hour. This should be so predictable. So predictable. So she's like, Gary, do you really need to stay for drinks? That's just some of Moses Gary and beers. And he's like, well, Barnaby needs to be here, you know, because it's got things to do, and I just think it would be more professional,

you know me, old, bad professionalist. I'm not gonna argue with you, but I'm in professionalism. Whatever. Gary, the standard bearer for professionalism in the workplace, he's like, you know, if all the guests are gone, you're just gonna have three girls on the bed, like you got women at chicken, I swear to God,

it's a joke. I'm so happy working with her. We're not a bit of that. So Daisy decides that she's gonna go on the tender to prove a point to Gary, which I think is great. I'm like, well played, Daisy, well played. If Gary needs us to, he's gonna get stuck with Daisy. Yes.

So she's telling Ashley, Daisy's telling Ashley, Ashley like Gary wants Scarlett on the boat so I'm gonna go and With very dramatic music right and so she goes up to the boat and Gary's like, oh, you love to start fight To me don't just like I get serious. How am I starting to fight? Those are kids those guests aren't even gonna be on board. These are these are what we need You know, it's useful. Like Gary thinks like what do you think the guests, you can only clean the guest room when they're on the boat?

Like his logic doesn't even make any sense. Like what would the people who cleaned the boat have to do without the guest being here? Clean the boat. What do you think? Oh, exactly. And the fact that like his response should be oh, okay, well great I said I needed someone on the tender with me. Thank you, Daisy for volunteering to be to do the thing that I asked for

But he's so pissy which just shows how transparent his plan is right So Daisy of course is pissy, she's, yeah, are you fucking kidding me? You're a fucking asshole. So I'm not mad that he wants a student to go. On that epic accusatory tone, that's how I don't care about the guests. So then they're all cleaning on the boat and then Barnaby goes into the water and cleans the side of the boat while they're out there.

The lady swim and garrers like, Lydese, you see any fish? Who am I supposed to get them so we can eat them like, tarp. And basically they just keep cutting into days. He trying to offer people drinks and then one wants them. Everyone's like, no, it's fine. I'm good. Oh, no, I'm okay for now.

And she just sort of like keeps like doing the gym from the office of the camera like, I told you so And back in the galley Ashley's in there like drawing dishes or something and she's like, oh my god I'm tired already like it's hard sometimes because I have to like exert more energy telling her like how to do things and like what to do and Mark let's just go Okay what to do. And Mark let's just go. Okay. That's great. I have to make 80 dishes tonight. So, uh, so now basically the, the guests all come back and everyone's changing for dinner and Glenn, uh, he sees like a boat

across the way and he recognizes the boat and he knows the guy who's like the captain of that boat. So he gets this idea that he's gonna, he's gonna race the boat, which is something that I don't think really anyone cares about except for Glenn and Barnaby, but he's like, yeah, we can do it. I mean, all we need is a few hours of breeze and then we can have a race. It's like, yeah, I guess. Sure, sure. Yeah, Barnaby got the race, the race thing in his head, so now he wants to do it. So Scarlett and Ashley are talking. Scarlett's like, hey, can I ask you something? So Gary's been coming onto me like really strong.

Does that bother you? And she's like, it's not even worth like being like bothered like, like, I've, okay, yes, like I have gotten upset, like, and I've cried crying, but like not because I like him like him. It's girl, it's like, well, I just, I didn't want to step on your toes. So I'm glad you don't give a shit. And she's like, well, that's, you're gonna step on my toes no matter what,

because he got big feet. Okay, but she goes, you know, I mean, what do you want me to say? I mean, like, yes, like you have my permission to hook up with a guy who's gonna treat you like shit. Like, go for it. Go for it. And Scarlet's like, what about Daisy though? And she's like, um, Daisy says never, never, never about like, I don't know if I would believe that. So I mean, look, I'm just warning you how Gary is. Okay. I'm gonna go put corners on the bed facing the facing the door. So I'll be back. So Marcos is reading off the menu and it is like, you know, a 24 hour diner where it's like 10 pages long.

He's like, first I'm doing this and then I'm doing that. Then I'm doing chips. And then I'm going to do beat Carpaggio and then I'm going to do pasta. It's like, oh, I'm tired. I'm tired listening to it. It was a lot. And so then meanwhile Gary brings Scarlett to the front of the boat. After all these years of blow, I still can't remember what's the bow, the stern. I think the bow's the front, I don't know. But so Gary brings Scarlett to the front of the boat to look at his sunset. And of course, within a second, Daisy's like, where are Scarlett? So she comes out sort of like the, like the first one. So to like look at this sunset, and of course like within a second days, he's like, Where's Scarlett?

So she comes out sort of like the like the proctor at a boarding school. So I scarlett, do you mind checking the laundry plays? Oh, he needs to say the fuck out of my department. I'm fucking sick of it. But I have to add. I have to add how Gary does it because it's so Gary, because of course you can't flirt without bringing somebody else into it right So he's like come on. Let's go this way. I'm dead. He's gonna even be more mad at me now

and So of course she's looking for him and gets all pissed off and Gary's lines are so funny His like sexy lines. He's like isn't that sunset nice? It's like yeah, it's pretty cuz the sunset is to Scarlet's like yeah, it's pretty because the sunset is too It's me romantically laughing at my own joke So then Daisy brings Scarlet downstairs and just starts off loading on her. She's like listen. I'm not angry at you I'm a few Excuse me I'm a fjoooo one on the unprofessional one

Fucking asshole And Scarlet's like where the fuck did this come from geez and Daisy just keeps going she's like I'm not if you're not interested in nothing more. Did you sleep with her? Go to go boy have a good one. Oh good talk to you Why did you sleep with her? Go to go, Pa, have a good one, go, good talk to you. I was like, go to serve some quote unquote, exotic penny pasta to these ladies. So now we have all these courses coming up, one after the other after the other, there's like a good spot show.

I mean, you said all the courses more or less, but with each progressive course, like one of those girls, she just, so I don't know if it was Keely, but they're just so So hot for marcos and so she keeps trying to speak Spanish to him. She's like Moïcaleante. Thank you. Oh my god. Gracia so much Moïcaleante Gracias. And of course we can't we wouldn't be complete without somebody being afraid of a food One of them's like oh my god. I can't eat a quail egg What am I supposed to eat that? It's a quail egg. I can't eat that. I'm scared. I'm scared. She goes, I can't,

it tastes like quail. I can't have it. It's like, well, wait, so you, you don't know a quail taste like. I know I can guarantee you don't know a quail taste like. Yeah, that really wouldn't eat a duck would not eat a quail. So yeah, all these dishes come through and it's like one after the other and they're flirting and he's being like he's like being bashful and everything and he's like, wow, they're attacking me. God done. Wow. He goes, this is green bean tempura. I'm one of the girls goes, oh my God, they have this at pf. Changs. It's really good. Well Well at least he added something's accessible in there you know. I know and so anyway it all happens the 10th course it's a triumph and so anyway after dinner Gary is

like, Jay-Z, I'm sorry I'm about to begin be getting a photo, he's petty and it was petty for my part and you know, we had reasons to be pissed off at me. She's like, thank you, I appreciate the apology. Thank you very much. Because now Gary realizes that if he's gonna try to get with Scarlett, he has to be on Daze's good side. That's what I imagine. Right, and he's like, I'm shocked that you're apologizing. He's like, well I am, I'm maybe, it wasn't right, I'm apologizing. Geer him, sure! He's like, yeah, we're all, no, no, no, no, no. And then they start doing a big hug. And Steph and Scarlet's just watching them like,

uh, she's like, I get the feeling sometimes that maybe Daisy has a thing for Gary. And that's awkward for me. Now on a scale of where does the silverware roll go on the top, the bottom, the middle, middle, top, middle, right? To really awkward, not really sure, but it's awkward. It's definitely awkward. So, let's stop trying to tape the napkin to the refrigerator. That's not a play certain. Sorry, as you're saying, Darry.

That time, morning, now it's morning. So, Gary, we open with Gary just hugging Scarlet for a really long time and In the galley Marcos is making mini quishes and has this beautiful spread of croissant and everything out and the captain's like ladies You want to raise today because I figured we couldn't really see how much but now I'm gonna make it up to you because we're gonna Raise it's gonna be amazing Reasing because we're gonna raise, it's gonna be amazing. Reaching, shape the Jewish shirt. And so Daisy tells Marco's they're not doing breakfast and he's like, okay, he's like, what the fuck?

He's like, I'm so tired. So then they like wake up Barnaby because they're gonna go racing and Jess is like, I'm so competitive. This is what I wanted all along. We're gonna win, baby. And you know, that Barnaby is all excited. He's like, I'm in a business, but I've raised a million boots. This is what I'm here for. Not

just shooting around up an iron shift. Let's get this thing cranked. And that's how we end. They're gonna race how they win. So that's the end of VeloDec for the... Did you hear that Gary and Daisy are official? No, they're not good at that. Well, Barnaby posted, because on the charming wacky one, he posted something on his Instagram like, so excited to spend time with this lovely couple, so glad they made it to and then they show Gary and

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