Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing: SpaghettieWoes

Episode Date: May 17, 2022

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be back on the main next week, but it's on the bonuses past two weeks and it's so fun and we're also doing two video a week still to videos a week and you can find those on Crappens on demand. This week we're gonna do Jersey the final reunion of that and real housewives of Bivily Huesa and today, guess what, we're gonna talk about below Dex Salink, yeah, gay. Yeah. Wow. This show. This show. I mean, Oh gosh. It really is a mess. Like just a full full on mess. The classiest show on television at the moment. The classiest. You know, I was so worried. I've been real worried about this one because I thought, God, Gary's we're now to people. The stack is weiner into. But you know, I was so worried. I've been real worried about this one because I thought, God, Gary's, we're not a people to stick his wiener into.

But you know, today the gods gave Gary a gift. I'm sorry. I guess, I guess things are looking up over there. And he doesn't waste any time. It's not like he lets the new girl sort of settle in, get, you know, get on the boat, make friends, whatever. It's instantly, he is all over her. It's kind of gross.

It's really gross. He doesn't even wait to see the girl, okay? He's like a dog. If you put your hand in your pocket and your dog just stares at your pocket because they just assumed that whatever in there, they're gonna eat it. You know, they hope it's a bone,

but it's gonna be whatever you pull out of there and they're gonna eat it, okay? And that's Gary. He just hears the front door open and his tail is wagging at the door already Yeah, he hears the name Scarlet and he already has like a boner going through like three rooms Just like crashing through the walls like the cool-aid man. I mean, I know Scarlet's very sexy include But it's also a fever the people yeah, so it's a toss up on that name It's a rock in Elden Ring.

So like honestly, the name we go in many different ways. Yeah. So we're on second might of terrible guests, terrible humans. You know, that's what the show should just be called. Terrible humans being given opportunities because that's really what the show is. That's really kind of bravo in general. So they really have to sort of really specify terrible people given lots of opportunities on a boat. On a boat, yeah. So we're on second night of these

awful people, Dr. Nipples, is it worth? And it's 10, 20 at night, which is crazy. I know it's going to be kind of a crazy episode because it's not 10.21 at night. No. I didn't even know there was a 10.20 in below deck time. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's bad when they have to check in at an even time. Yeah. Strange. A Daisy super pissed.

She's like, this is close shot. Oh, there's walking around the, you know, train almost said the train. That's the next Bravo show. People cleaning a train below the low trail below rails, which doesn't make any sense off the rails. Off the rails. The man's just right there. Yeah, it's just it's just sitting there waiting for off the rail. Did I just sell a new show because that's how it sounds amazing because does anybody who

works on the train look like not a mess? I mean, you know that they're gonna be. I've been on lots of trains. I love a train and those people will kick your ass on a train. Those people aren't fucking around. Those are no flight attendants there. Okay. These people will pull a bat out of their pocket and beat you with it. And let me tell you something. As someone who has taken the Amtrak from San Diego to Los Angeles at night, when you have all the Orange County people who are drunk and just trying to get out of San Diego and get back to Orange County, that train, I mean, all this stuff with these guests

is nothing compared to the Amtrak, but the last Amtrak leaving San Diego. I'll tell you, wow. Oh, so Dacey's past, and because I have to do this late dinner for these guests, she's sub-tall day. So she's like, dinner's at 11.15, can you not rest? You look tired, Marcus.

You have huge bags under your eyes. And he's like, it's your opinion style. Okay, it's supposed to be like this. She's like, I'm your opinion, I don't look like a tall, look, fresh as a daisy. We're here to play, Marcus, we're here to play. So, uh, so then, Glenn is talking about how tomorrow you're going to be in the next look like a tall look for Shes a Daisy. Where'd play my Cosmoord play? So, so then Glenn is talking about how tomorrow he'll just leave it, let's be up and like let's leave it eight and maybe we can do some sailing on the way to the dock. Like Glenn, I don't think anyone cares about the sailing, I'm just gonna put it out there

Glenn, I know you care about it, I don't think these guests care, I don't think they even understand the concept of sailing, okay? So you're making all these plans for people who don't even care about it. I don't think these guests care. I don't think they even understand the concept of sailing, okay? So you're making all these plans for people who don't even care about it. He's obsessed with it. Like I get it. You're the captain of a sailboat,

but like you're obsessed at this point. Okay. Drop it. Every five minutes, he's like a little kid. We're gonna go sailing now. I'm gonna put it up to boat. We're gonna go sailing. Everybody, just hold on to things.

We're gonna sail damage. We're gonna sail. He's just sort of like a camp counselor who's planned an activity that the kids just don't want you know like Hey guys, we're gonna be doing a three-legged races this afternoon and everyone's like No, this is a performing arts camp. We want to doing arts. It's just like a dad who's really excited my dad finally got a convertible He's always wanted a convertible. So he's like, oh, drive. And it's like 103 in Texas, okay? And I'm bald, by the way.

And so is he, actually, but it'll be like putting down the top. Oh, Jesus Christ, really? You're putting down the top now? You always ask me to put down the top just because that's like his pride and joy. He wants to be like, look at me. I put down the top. Like yeah, and you're murdering your son

at the same time, I hope you're proud of yourself, sir. I have a hot take. I hate the experience of a convertible putting down or putting up at the top. I always feel like it's clunky and slow, and I just feel like it's always gonna break. I just feel like people are really fucked if they're in an emergency situation

because they take forever, you know? You need to be able to get in your car and escape That's how I approach life. You need to be able to flee at all times and with that you can't it's like Okay, people are writing after me. They really want my thick thick wallet that I've got on me Let's just go with the dream and You want to be able to get in your car and leave. You can't be like, oh no, put my topstown. It's never just a slide anyway. It's not like a sunrope. It's got like 10 different

positions. It's got to get into before it does the full. It's got like 10 different positions. It's got to get into before it does the full. BEE! Has anyone really ever had a pleasant time with a top down anyway? I feel like we've been sold with the roof when the top is down. It's like this big, open, area, wonderful thing,

but has anyone really, if you think about it, like if you can separate your joy from being part of an exclusive experience, from like the actual joy you're getting from the topping down, like, is there joy in that? Like, the sun is beating down on you. Some people like you can't have conversations. You can't have conversations because you're yelling, the wind, you know, you're good luck with your hat, good luck listening to the radio, you know? I don't think actually a good example. Listen to the anti-social people who don't want to have to deal with their hair and likes watching skin.

That's who likes convertibles. I'll tell you who likes convertibles, people who like to jump. People who are like, hey, watch me jump into this car. I'm not going to open the door, I'm going to jump in because this is obviously a cooler way to get into a car even though it's actually more difficult and more dangerous than just opening a door and sitting down. Yeah, or Dino's. I feel like Dino from this episode really

is like a convertible guy. He's like, hey, just so we can yell harassment out the window at people. Well, it's good, it's a walk in, it's a don't walk sign, all right? But if you're gonna walk, do it like that. Yeah! You know, he's like harassing people for stocks of bacon down the crosswalk.

I need a stock of bacon! Well, you know, it's okay. Well, speaking of Dino, one thing I definitely noticed because, you know, as the food starts arriving to the table, he's taking videos of it or taking pictures with his iPhone. And I looked at his iPhone and I realized there was a giant white Apple logo on it. And I thought to myself,

oh, you're the one person in America who uses the complimentary sticky that comes with your iPhone. You put that sticker on your phone. You did it. Like, has anyone in the history of. You put that sticker on your phone. You did it. Like does anyone in the history of iPhones ever use that sticker? Everyone knows that you know the sticker

I'm talking about Ronnie, right? Yeah, of course. You see it on like dad cars. It's like of course, you know, it's like, hey, I got an iPhone. Ah, you know what? It's really cool. I want to show everyone I got an iPhone

because it's pretty rare around this country. I'm gonna put this Apple sticker that takes up the entire iPhone. I'm gonna put it on the iPhone so people know I got an iPhone. I got the biggest one. And they say vodka like they do, I'm the real househousing, Nuturacy.

He's like, I want two dirty vacuum artinis, vodka. So, captains like, okay, breakfast, we know, we're going to serve you guys wraps tomorrow basically for breakfast because we want to sail. And the doctor's like, you mean we don't get away, got a 130 for breakfast. Yeah. March Simpson, your sister's lease. Could you please come together? I know. So then, um, uh, meanwhile, March Simpson, your sister has swallowed Leneie

Kazan. Could you please come get her from the sale boat? Um, March Simpson, your sister has swallowed Leneie Kazan, who was happened to be going through a possession by the ghost of Brenda Vicaro. Could you please get her? Truly. So Kelsey, meanwhile, is just in the kitchen doing something and Gary comes by. What have you done with your hair? And she goes, I brushed it. Because, oh, it was gonna say it looks nice. It smells like rotten beef, but it looks nice.

It's like, yeah, I've lost. So, you know, back at the table, it's like, wow, you got support, what is this? I need some support, all right? She's like, we don't have support, sir. Yeah, I need support, though, because we're gonna have some sushi. What is this, Saki?

Then I need a Saki cup. Ah, geez, it is. Yeah, and yeah, Saki cup, huh? So Daisy, of course, just hating life. And so now the food is starting to come up and Dr. Nichols is like, where's my chef, Puef, Vua? I wanna see him. I wanna see my chef.

Marcus is like, I just met you a day ago. Like I'm not your chef. Like I'm on the boat. So Daisy is like, she's serving the sushi and I think that, correct me if I'm wrong, at one point one of them started to serve themselves and you know, like, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that. She's gonna come and do it for you.

So they're just like, really continuing to lean in. It's like this wife or whoever, whatever lady he's with. He's like, yeah, come on, let her serve it, honey, it's hot. Listen, I want one of those in a sushin, it's sushi. Why are you telling her it's too hot for her to serve herself? It's too hot, babe. What's your hands?

So then, now Daisy's like downstairs doing something. So the guys try again to try to ask for Japanese beer because they guess maybe they think that like Daisy is like withholding it. So they guys try again to try to ask for Japanese beer, because they guess maybe they think that like, daisy is like withholding it. So they ask Ashley, oh my God, the vacuum's, can you hear the vacuums? You hear all the noise in the air. It sounds like you're living through

the industrial revolution over there. This goes on. I'm broadcasting today from inside of Forge. As we do blood-dexaling up then, is in the engine room of a motor yacht. Just to show the guests. I'm broadcasting from inside Collins Desk in the weird battles of the yacht

just to get a full immersive experience. Yeah. But anyway, sorry everyone, I apologize for that noise. I know you're like, what the hell's going on? I hear it too, much louder in fact. So anyway, so the guests are like, A-ash, do you have any Japanese beer?

We like six sub-warros. So they're basically saying, they're basically not trusting what Daisy is saying to them so they're gonna try it with Ashley instead. Right, like maybe the Japanese beers are heavier, so Daisy's just too lazy to carry them up. I don't know what they're suggesting here. Yeah, but she comes down and Daisy's like, did he ask you for Japanese beers just ignore them?

That's what you do with three-year-olds. Gary checked our preference sheets and see if Japanese beer was requested. Thank you. I'm gonna push that motherfucking motherfucking noble. Yeah, you're just leased me. I'm gonna fuck that, we're gonna fucking bunch that fucking noble and the fucking fucking fucking fuck face, fuck part of this fucking animal. So now it's, so anyway, the dinner by and large goes off pretty well. And so at one 20 in the morning,

something gets her, she goes up to him and he goes, just so you know, I checked for the preference sheet and there was no a Japanese beer. So that's why we didn't talk to Ranny. And he's like, yeah, because we didn't know there was going to be a Japanese meal. Hello. And she's like, okay, she tried to get him on that one, but you know, she kind of started on I think yeah I'm sorry that that sophisticated pallet of his will go

Untended to with this Japanese meal. I know I know I realized that if Japanese food is gonna be served for this group that they absolutely need to have Japanese beer to go along with it. Yeah, very it's a very classic group. They should have done Yeah, he's a mother fucker. Those faces reaction. Mother, Facker. Gary's drawn a double face on his preference sheet. And it says I'm a I thought it said I'm a POS, but it says I'm a P O E S a pose. I wondered that too. Maybe just Gary doesn't know how to do acronyms. I made a piece of extra shit. Oh, sling. I'm gonna say pose sling.

Oh yeah, it's a C word. Plural pose, diminutive pose, the vulgar of the jina, female genitalia. There you go. Is that like South African? South African sling. I'm sick. What do I gotta to do everything?

All right hold on. I'm going well, it's on my preference sheet. I didn't know all the reasons I need to know all the all the slang that's coming around on all our boats here's Siri where was pose born From a pose It says from Afrikaans pose from Dutch pose Dublin of purse No, so there it is Afrikaans Africans pose from Dutch pose, doublet of push. No, so there it is, Africans. Yeah, well, I believe so much. Yeah, we're learning so much about the world to the show.

I feel blessed. I feel blessed. I'm getting ready. The Oh, rating rain pose. So some people go to bed and then the grape trins fusion douche, the doctor's husband, is like, like the tall,

Danny DeVito, actually, I'm not gonna do that to Danny DeVito. I love him. So he comes in, he's like, we want some drinks before we go downstairs. I would ask for a boom box, but I know that's gonna turn out there. So, Daisy's like, Ashley just do it, they want the party in the room, sad old people do it. Sad old people with drinking problems

do it. Godot Ashley. So, um, yes, then Daisy's like good not to ask her to see end of fucking marnin. So, so then everyone, Kelsey and Daisy are up until 4 a.m. cleaning, which is crazy. And then at 6.40 in the morning, everyone's up again, the crew. I mean, yeah, everyone. So I'm our closest look. Good news, I worked for magic.

We've got a new deck hand on your way. Asta Luego, mother trucker. Love Spanish Norma. Yeah, Spanish Norma. So then Barnaby, meanwhile, he puts the fenders away on his own. He's not even told him, he just puts the fenders away, so Gary's happy. And Barnaby is like, will all good work a hell of a lot harder and make that boat a hell of a lot nicer, but I'm here to have fun.

And by fun, I mean feast on someone's spleen. Work smart, Not Hard, so if I get off, I get a load off of Gary, I'm not going to have to worry about cleaning the windows too much. And Gary, you know, Gary's like, what if Baker gets too tired for the half of the ease out? And then Dino comes up and he's wearing a pink staff shirt. And they're like, well, look at you. You're part of the staff.

Dino is like, yeah, that's right. Let's sail captain. I want to do it. Let's sail the Japan. Give me some goddamn Japanese beer. They know how to do it over there. Yeah. So then that was time to sail.

So everything goes sideways. We did not shockingly get a shot of the drawer sliding open. I was like, I just made a whole thing about that last week. And now, of course, the first time they sail after that, the drawer doesn't slide out. But Dr. Nichols, of course, is wasted. So she's like puking end sideways, which we didn't really get to see,

but I can only imagine that's not a great way to puke, you know? Yeah, I'm an angle. You know, I don't show. I just don know, I don't, you know, show, I just don't, I don't, just, these are the things I need on the show. Okay. Ladies barfing. Well, you get it again.

But guess what? Here's my note, I don't know what show you were watching. Draw flies open, stuff flies all over. Yeah, well that, we got that, we got, we got what you got, drawers, drawer opens. Yeah stuff flies all over Oh, I must have been looking down at my notes. I must have missed the drawer. So that makes me happy There was a green stuff in the drawer. So remember thinking what's that green stuff in the drawer? Okay, I feel better now For the store then that you know the the husband is like where we supposed to go to make this more enjoyable

that you know the husband is like where are we supposed to go to make this more enjoyable for her. She's like, I got a lady down. I got a lady down. So they go up to the top and he's like, whoa, baby, this is actually beautiful. You gotta sit up like this though if you kind of see it. Hey, how the fuck the Columbus do this? I'm sure he managed also to do it without Japanese beers. So now they want more drinks. Somehow they still want more drinks. So Daisy needs help. So she asks Barnaby to help her, but she calls him Barnabas instead. I think Barnabas isn't sticking.

Holy moly, Barnabas, you can do it yourself. Call me bonimus one more time, and it will be your last time. And I mean that in every way. So more sailing stuff and someone keeps going, watch the Miz, watch the Miz. Now it's like, I wish I could, I could really use that right now. But instead we got these dopes. I thought you meant like the wrestler.

Like the mid, the mids, come on the mids. That's what we call it, eh? No, I'm just imagining the mids coming out and being like, hey, I'm the mids. I'm from Ohio and was on the real world and I'm on wrestler now. There is a gas, a lot of fucking clown. So the guest seat and Barnaby is doing like, Sally stuff, so they show us that Barnaby knows what he's talking about,

which, you know, could pit guys because you never know on this show. I don't know if they really bet anybody at this point on this show, because the next person then gets like, what? I never did nothing before. I've seen about one time. I had a rubber duckie in the bathtub one time, so I'm qualified. I won't sell times the train.

Oh, that was a train, not a boat, huh? Off the rails, guess I ploughed the wrong show. So, Dr. Nichols is like, you know what? We need someone to pack for us. I can't pack right now in Chris or husband's like, I'm not packingin' shit. So of course they asked them the crew to pack their stuff. And Ashley meanwhile is already down in the master, and the master is that this totals

ashes like dirt, there's some other dirt on the rug. So she already has her hands full, and now they want all their clothes to be packed. So Daisy is like, where are they just told me to pack their bags? And here's what I say, don't ever think in their bags. I don't want you to fold up. Say, I'll think, don't ever think. Yeah, we need to do it quickly. I don't bet. I'm going to help her. That's it. Where's that? And, um, imagine if that's what, could you imagine if that's like what God decided on? Well, you've been wonderful and you, you, you, you got, look at all these charities that you, that you donated to and you volunteered for and look at, oh, look at how much of, you gave a kid need to, you've done so,

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Let's talk about it when was the last time a donkey's fist made you horny and he was in the room hold on Let me get my puller right at will you tell me? So yeah, I didn't even bother running down any of that rope that rope. I don't know why I did. I get tricked into writing down notes on this show because you never know where it's going to go. And it's calling. I was like, I know where I think that Colin was going to try and start some shit, but no,

he was just talking about the fucking donkey's fist, which I thought was donkey dick, but maybe there's different parts of the donkey. No, no, no, no, no, no, the donkey dick is the sale thing. The monkey fist is the not. Well, there you go. So they're throwing lines and all that stuff. And it's time for the guests to leave. And so Ashley and Daisy are high-fiving each other for fucking them over on their packing. Yeah. Any other, I think any other version of below deck would be like, I am mortified. How could she do that?

What kind of service is that? Service sees no attitude. Service is good. Service is good. Service. But this time, like fucking poop in that suitcase before he closes it. Poo-pin-it.

Yeah, seriously. And then on top of that, when the crew lines up and the guests are leaving, Dino, he goes up to Daisy and goes, you were the best. Wait a second, let me give you a kiss. And he kisses her on the cheek. It's, she just goes,

ah fuck all, fuck all. So Dr. Mepoll's is like, the third was yet the low We amazing thank you wow That's time to buy for I have some um Yeah So I'm off the low Yeah, it's just like and I'm gonna go off to my new career

Singing singing pirate shanties all right and everyone Meditation tapes my new career Breathe in bring it out stupid way you can just hold your breath forever. God damn idiot I'm just open your eyes get out go you're the meditating I'm done with you. Just gonna sleep already. I'm done talking I have something it's called the pasta now thanks I have something called the pasta, not thanks. Okay, so chip meaning and the captain's like, congrats, especially the Daisy, Daisy. We know that losing Gabriella, that could not have been easy.

And then Ashley's like, Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, right, right. Like making her stupid little faces over there in the corner. Stupid, stupid face. Yeah, it's just the stupidest face that could ever be on Bravo, Ashley, just a big stupid face, just a stupid, stupid face. And I say this considering that there's someone

like Kelsey who moments before just said, I like mud, I like the taste of dirt. And I would like to skip that. I like mud. I like the taste of dirt. How would I skip that? I like that. I like the taste of dirt. You're high. You're the rest of your life. Kelsa come always coming up with the observations. So Glenn, you thanks like Barnaby and he's like, well, you know, they were challenging, but they were very happy and it's reflected in the tip. So they get a $20,000 tip and days is like, Well, I have absolutely no gail to me. Fuckin deserve that. And the Glenn's like, oh and also,

we have a new edition joining our team this afternoon. Let's welcome him with open arms and Gary. I can already see you've added a third mass to this boat. Wow. I'm asking this is like, but I'm happy to keep working this way. Where working so well, I just don't want some new girls showing up

to mess everything up. I have trouble sharing. This better be your sister. So my dad, because I've done a pretty good job of hiding this lady, whoever it is, but God let it be Ashley sister, please. That would have been such a dream.

Could you imagine if it was her sister? Oh, it would have been great. So then Kelsey and Ashley are working. And Ashley's like, well, is she coming today? I mean, is she even going to work? Kelsey says, no, she's just going to hang out, which is kind of freaking weird. Shut up lady who eats dirt. I mean, you can't just go from eating dirt

to saying other people are weird, okay? You've got some plaque in your hair, by the way. Get that out. What? So Ash is already trying to, already she is poisoning the well against the new girl. She's like, wait, so she's just coming and she's just going out.

And she, because Ash also says it, she goes, because that's a little fucking weird. Like it's weird having her come in on a night off. New guys are easy for me, but new girls are a little difficult. What is weird that she's coming, that this is when she's arriving? I don't understand what,

she's just trying to make this girl seem like a strange weird person. Oh, what a crazy person arriving in between charters on a day off who wants to just socialize. What a strange person, everyone. Uh, she's immediate. I feel kind of bad for people like Ashley who are like, yeah, I'm not really into girls. I'm more of like a guys girl.

Girls just don't like me because they're jealous. Why don't the guys like you? Because they don't like you either. Sorry. Yeah, sure. I'll give them all, she'll be miserable. She'll be miserable the rest of her life. She will find very little to feel

devoid that her parents have created for her. And that's just a sad truth. I mean, hopefully therapy. I'm so sick of blaming you parents. We don't know anything about her parents. We don't know that this is their fault. Sometimes people just sit there. Oh, it's 100% their fault.

But she's going to just like, she's just going to be a monster. And she'll never find the happiness that she wants because she's gonna say that she's like She's more of a guy's girl than a girl's girl, but she'll never get the full respect that she wants She'll never feel like she truly fits in because as much as she says she's a guy's girl She'll still be treated like a girl by the guys and that will be create some cognitive distance for her She won't be able to deal with it so she social drink and she will be self-destructive. And that's gonna be on her, sorry. Sorry.

So Scarlett goes and says, hello Scarlett's here, dun dun dun. And she's gorgeous. She's from Arkansas. She's been a San Diego for three years. And she tells us, well I'm from Arkansas, but I don't like country music. I'm rebellious.

Oh, wow. You tell them scarlet. I'm thinking of Stan Scarlet. Oh, the new revolution. Turning the channel of the radio. She's scarlet. She also, like, yeah, her rebellious nature extends to this metaphor where she says, I will touch the hot stove

and see for myself. I'm like, I don't know if that's being a rebel as much as it's being just stupid. Like, she also gives you ugly hands. Like she lifts her hands and they're like Freddy Krueger hands. Well, she also has very much like a Madison LaCroix kind of vibe.

Like when I think back at her now, I only see Madison LaCroix. You know when you like you see someone for the first time and you don't have like a straw, like you haven't seen them enough that have created a lasting image in your head. So now when I think of her, I'm just saying Madison Le Croix and all these scenes.

So, born for Corrin. She's got kind of Madison Le Croix personality with like a tiny version of a Stasi face. Like there's something about like there's some stossy eyeness going on. I don't know sometimes yeah you can start just typing people and putting all sorts of different things in together. You know I think you know who I think does that really well? Amojis. No one's amojis really looks like them but you know what they're getting at. They're like it's close enough.

I feel like sometimes that's how below deck is. What is that going through an emoji roll a deck? They're like, we wanted a stossie shoulder the emoji looks like this girl just put her on. It's like we project or we like, what I believe it's called the Potemkin, the Potemkin effect or whatever, I could be wrong.

I made a block with chance. Mandy, attempt in. No, I'm. You know what's so funny? Okay. First of all, it's not called the attempt in effect. First of all, that's Mandy Patinkin. But the other day, my friend was saying, I know you don't.

I know. You don't. But. No, but you think I really know. I think anyone who's releasing Sunday of the Park with George thinks it's? You think it's? But. No, but. You think I really know. You think anyone who's releasing Sunday of the Park with George thinks it's Mandy Patentkin? Listen, I just, it's very important that we have correct information on this show at all time.

But my friends started saying Mandy Patentkin, but he's stopped on saying, oh yeah, I saw that show with Mandy Patentkin. I was like, what? He's like, you know, show with Mandy Patigan. What? He's like, you know, he's like patting, patting. Something that was such a strange way of saying patinkin. Pat patting. I get it. That's I heard someone call Guy Fieri, Guy Fieri once. And so now I say Guy Fieri, because I feel like, I don't know, it's respectful. And he deserves respect because it's Guy Fieri wants, and so now I say Guy Fieri, because I feel like, I don't know, it's respectful,

and he deserves my respect because it's Guy Fieri. And people, every time I say it now, people are like, who? What are you talking about? Who's Guy Fieri? Guy Fieri? Oh my gosh, because in my mind, it's correct, because I heard one person say it one time.

So anyway, this ought to be back to Scarlet's face. Somehow, because I just got space and I can't remember the name of the effect where when you look at someone who has no emotion on their face, but you project your own emotion onto their face, there's a name for it that came from sound film. I forget what it's called, but no, the Potemkin is the Potemkin village which is different thing entirely Gaslighting pick Potemkins the sweet envelope Though that's what you should have said Ronnie you should have said no his name is Mandy Potemkin You could have been got that would have been a gaslighting Potemkin moment. Yeah

Okay, so back to Scarlett's first line on the show So she's like the reason I'm on boat is because the first guy I dated was Captain of the boat and so that became my life. It's like, well, okay, well, you'll fit right in on this show. So Gary, Gary, he's in bed. I'm talking about like assimilating, right? She just emoji to herself into a boating.

She just emojied herself into a boating. So Gary, like I said earlier, is like the dog who hears somebody come home to give him a treat. He's just like, he's like, pops out of bed and he's like, and so Ashley's like, oh, hi, you're my rooming. And Barton and he's like, you, hi, you're my roomie. And Barnaby's like, you're gonna bank a rock, Gary? Cause in college, like, oh, you're just gonna come in here and take all of my lawns. The fuck do you think you all didn't be?

I know, and by the way, Barnaby, you just got there like two days ago. And all of a sudden, he's like rolling with all the inside jokes. I was like, I don't feel, I feel like your, I feel like Barnaby is a little over familiar and I feel like he's not been clocked on it, right? Did you pick up on that?

I feel like Barnaby is one of those people who's really hot when he's not talking. Like he's very good looking, you know? He's very pretty eyes and stuff. And I think he's not liking this having to kind of hand the power over to Gary. And so he's just checking in, you know, he's doing that guy thing of like,

are you going for her too, Gary? Oh, yeah. I've been here two days and seen you go for three girls. Are you gonna go for that one too? Is there anything left for the rest of us? All right. This is like a golden chorale for Gary, and everyone else just walks behind

and picks up little crumbs off the floor. Mm-hmm. Ha-ha-ha. By the way, then then Gary. and everyone else just walks behind and picks up little crumbs off the floor. By the way, then Gary. So they hear Gary hears Scarlett. Everyone's saying, hi Scarlett in the hallways, and he's just in his bed and he goes, Scarlett, he like taps his bed like, Scarlett, Scarlett, he's like, it's literally like the big bad wolf is on this on this boat, you know, it's like it's literally like At like he's dressed like Scarlet's grandmother at this point The bad, the Z-Mo wolf

Scarlet So the captain's like Scarlet more gentleman in here. Okay, there are officially needs to be an HR on this boat when the captain is Leading the lamps to slaughter. It's time to get some HR guys. Okay. And the way the guys are just in their room. Just three of them sort of like on the edge of their beds like It's just like it's like three bats. You know walking into a cave So the captain's like there's more gentleman in here and she comes in and Kerry is already doing the eye contact thing. He's like,

ugh, I'm like giving her the up and down. He's like, you need to end with anything little bitch, something like that. Oh, go get your little bitch, whatever, whatever. Yeah, he just goes speeding. He like jumps down and it's like a joke, but it's like not a joke at the same time.

And so he goes, I mean, if the joke were you're like carrying a giant piece of like a joke over your shoulder so I don't really get it but yeah so uh so Daisy's like well you can ask me anything you want but it's gonna be a very steep learning curve okay here's the rundown actually there's a slot guy is a slot we don't know who the guy at the porn Italian is, but we talked him anyway. Marcus is missing a letter but a hair. And um... Colin Gossips like the housemaid next door. What's out for him? So, Daisy's like, listen, you ask me what you need to, but it's gonna be a steep learning card. What's your experience?

Well like mostly the second um but really only if I've been on a date with the clean and girl. Oh nothing really. Have you been on the boat before? I can't swim on purpose. I've come swimming very deep. You know what I've do.'s my experience. Write this down. You write me. How do I write it? Put it on your CV, girl.

I burn my house a lot because I touch those. I don't give a fuck about it. I unfortunately don't have a CV because I put it on a hot stove to see if it would burn up. It did. So then Gary starts questioning her. He's like, oh you're from 78, or fluent from the mainline day.

And Daisy's like, Gary, shut up, I'm trying to talk. Okay, I'm from now, you can talk now. I forgot what I was saying. She's trying to actually give instructions to Ashlyn and Gary's trying to flirt with her. Like actively flirting with her while Daisy's teaching her her thing, she's getting so pissed. So then you just sort of see they are, so I'm sorry, Scarlett and Ashley are

in them, they're, they're sharing a bunk together. And so Ashley is just totally sizing up Scarlett, trying to get whatever information she can get out of her to use against her and also like to exert or assert her place on this boat. So she's like, so like what boats have you worked on? Oh, none. Okay, cool. And your single, right? Yeah. Okay. And then Scarlet's like, I am like, are you single and actually it's like, um, I don't know how to answer that. I can answer for you. Yes. You are single. You're fucking single.

Okay. Single. It's my one of, this is not a moment for your truth. Well, you know, you speak your truth and I'll speak my truth. No, this is just a moment of the truth. You're asked to single. You're single. You're single.

I love her first question because she says, how old are you? Which is all Ashley cares about, you know? That was like Ashley's plot line for the first part of the season. And Scarlet's like, 25, how about you? And Ashley's like 23, damn it. Someone who's older than me. You know that holy bug, Ashley.

Because she just can't be with people who are younger than her guys. Yeah, and so she's like, you know, Gary's like, like the reason why I don't know if I'm singular not is like Gary's like extremely flirty. Like, like if I corner him and he's like, can you get away from me? I'm like Gary, stop flirting.

He's so funny when he does that. Yeah, he's like very touchy-feely. Yeah, I've kissed him a few times. The scarlet's like, oh, haha, but hold that's good to know. Oh, damn it. Why Yeah, I've kissed him a few times. A scarlet's like, oh, how about it? That's good to know. Oh, damn it. Why would you put your hands on a stove?

I just, it's what I do. It's my thing. It's a name as a girl or outside, cheering with Gary. And then everybody packs up and gets into the vans to go out at night. And Barnaby's like, wow, look at that dress, Daisy. That's quite knockout. And she's like thanks biii

there's like a take it off take it off daisy yeah and then vans daisy tells Gary so he's totally gonna fuck the new girl and shout he's like no not, not, and you're gonna end Barnabee because, but you should, Ashley already. And Gary goes, no, I don't know. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna fuck that new girl! You fucked Ashley. I did not. You did. Hold on it! Buh-la-la-la-la. Ooh! Never fuck our- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- And then Barnaby has, well, I like what you just did though. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, She is a fucking girl. I know she is absolutely terrible. So Daisy's saying that Gary, she's like,

Oh yes, stuck a chain and he took it out. And Gary's like, it doesn't mean I, it doesn't mean I'm so good. I mean, like that's like, if you look the ice cream, does that mean that you ate the ice cream? No. I'm like, it's an interesting point, but the point, but still ultimately is like,

you can't say that you didn't eat it either. She's like the Cali-Ris comp's Gary, the Cali-Ris still comps. So, you know, just because this is all Gary, Gary went on Daisy's podcast last week, but I think it's called Below the Surface. Sorry if I fucked that up, Daisy. But I'm going to go listen to it because I didn't even know Daisy had a podcast. So you know, got to hear that. It's called Welcome to my podcast. Get over here, motherfucker.

Apparently, it's not a fucker. Because you know, Ashley's in a lot of trouble after her episode. Rightly so, you know, she acted like a total jackass. And she was asking Gary about it. rightly so, check, you know, she acted like a total jackass and she was asking Gary about it and he said that he doesn't consider what Ashley did rape or assaults and that he had hooked up with Ashley before, which I thought was interesting because this is Gary, you know, Gary being like, I've never hooked up with her and I think that everyone's thinking of that particular night. I mean, I am as I watch it, that's how it looks. But I'm curious as to why they would have edited that out of the show. It's weird, you know?

Too much behind the scenes on shows in general is hard. It's especially hard on this show because it's like, what? How would they cut that out? It's below deck. Like, what happens on this show, you know? What do you mean cut that out? The way they show him hooking up with her before?

I mean, I don't know what their definition of hooking up is because they did kiss. So that might count as hooking up for him. I'm not sure if I'm gonna, I don't know. Maybe it's a, like a regional thing, but where I'm from hooking up is fucking. I mean, when does it,

when does something happen? They, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, but some people say hooking up is just kissing so who knows? Oh really? Oh, I don't know well anyway, just FYI. That's what he said so Club and work guys so Ashley's like She's telling Kelsey. Yeah, I might get sure this girl doesn't trust me now that she knows I fucked Gary about fuck it. And Kelsey's like, yeah, we were talking about it on archive, our car right to you and not gonna lie. He's like, no, I didn't fuck her. And she's like, he's a shit whatever, whether

you want to acknowledge it or not, it happened while you were blacked out. It's like, wow, actually, you're really going to run this one into the grant, you're gonna run with this one, huh? Like, yeah. I mean, and, oh, wow. And she goes, she goes, it's like he's ashamed of me. I'm like, well, what have you done that would make him not feel ashamed of, I think, thanks with you.

I don't know, I don't know. Did I just slut shame right there? I apologize. But either way, I'm just, it's not something, I wasn't really slut shaming. I was ash-shaming as in like Ash's awful. So I would be 100% ashamed to fight slut with Ashleigh because I'd be like, oh my God, I can't believe

I slept with her. She is terrible. Oh, Ashleigh, the guy, like how many times? I can't, I can't with Ashleigh. And that's the rest of the shaming. I think it's totally great. I think it's great to Ashleigh's shame. The rest of this episode is just frustration with Ashley.

Basically, it's like Ashley getting pissed that she's not being acknowledged in this and that which of course it's not that Mice of Gary on his end. But Ashley, the guy was like fall down drunk and he's told you know 90,000 fucking times and you just keep, I mean, the girl. Well, it's also this, there's like this, the sad part about it is that like, regardless of why or whatever, like they clearly, it was barely anything.

I mean, it was, like definitely, there was penetration, obviously, right? But it doesn't sound like there was thrusting beyond the penetration. I don't know. It's hard to know really what's going on. I honestly don't care. But like, obviously there was something.

And so it is obnoxious. The carry is like, we never had sex. But at the same time, you know, Ashley, like, her history has been, you know, they share a pack. She's like, oh my God, we were totally kissing. And now like this very brief, brief penetration. Oh my God, we had sex. Yeah, like we had sex.

And she was like, and she had somebody who's fall down drunk and stuck it in herself. And then he got up and ran away and laughed about it to the other guys and the other, like aren't you mortified? Why are you screaming at this at the top of your fucking lungs?

Like you should be disgusted with yourself. Like that's like a salty predatory behavior. It's gross. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. Well, I just think that like she's, I think it's just the fact that she is so, um, just like so happy that not happy,

but like she's just over exaggerating the moment, and using it to sort of try to, like to be like, he's mine because we had this fleeting moment that he was so special that he doesn't even want to admit that it happened. Wish. God, so okay, so outside of dinner, Gary's like pulling out

Scarlet's chair and doing the whole thing. And so Kelsey's asking her about herself and Scarlet's like, well, I've never done stuff like this. And we use mostly like day charters and stuff. And so they all give a cheers to her. And Gary's like, well, you drank, hey, hold it up, you call me a roll. And what's your sound? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, hey, you called me a role. And what's your sign?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. She's like, Fatke Water, never been here. Stop. You had it. And I like to try as her. Fatke Water. Fatke Water, never heard of it before. Like, like Gary's Fatke Water.

I mean, that's literally the most basic alcohol with truly the most basic liquid in the world. And he's like, oh, wow, well, this is pretty refreshing. Well, look at you, jujic me. A lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot of, a lot Gary. Gary. And he's just ignoring her. And he's trying to talk to Scarlett. So, when do you get tattoos? You're going to tell me about them. And Scarlett goes, I don't know. They're random.

I was dating a tattoo artist and something. I had tattoos. It was crazy. Whatever came in the captain's crash box that week went right on me. And that's just like, you guys are about to not see. You guys are about to see the not good side of me. Oh wow, wow. That's why that was the good side we've been seeing all season. Wow.

So Gary's like, so will you don't need to say food day, not a sleigh? And actually, I know what. You know, he's talking to Scarlet. He's making just like terrible flirtations with Scarlet. He's like, so you don't need seafood. That's all you don't need. Blah, blah,, so you don't need seafood Oh, that's only don't need me And Ash is like who's that not me I see because now she's eating and she's like yelling across the guy But she has mayo on the corner of her mouth that remains there for like the rest of the dinner

Their eyes are crossed Her eyes are fucking crossed and Scarlet is like well shrimp I'll eat shrimp and Ashley's like well I mean you can pretend it didn't happen, but it happens Barnaby's like I don't have any idea what you're talking about just I remember Dr. Smear and then so and her mouth is like a final episode Dorenda, you know, like all she needed was a glitter turban She is messy. So now Scarlett is is now trying shrimp and she's like hey you and want to deny it He's an eye trust me. I don't care. I don't need you. We're good. We're good I love when the person being ignored is saying like don't worry. I don't need you. We're good. We're good. I love when the person being ignored is saying like don't worry

I don't need you. We're good. We're good. Like literally nobody is paying attention to you actually you're sad You're sad at this point. So I know I think it's up and goes to have a cigarette and scarlet It's like I'll come with you and So they go smoke and scarlet's like I'm single and he's like all right Where so you're here to make trouble then not your girl? I'm just like yeah, I'm single. And he's like, all right, where's he here to make trouble then aren't you girl? And she's like, yeah, I've heard Gary. She's like, Gary, be wary of Gary. He's single.

He can do what he wants, but be wary of the consequences. Yeah. So when your baby's first words are donkey dick, don't come crying to me, girl. I mean, we'll back down to the table. Ashley is still yelling. If someone wants to deny the fact that it didn't happen, I know it.

I remember the fucking penis being in my fucking vagina. Everyone's like, oh my god, please stop. No one cares. Oh, that's just so, it's just so cringe. You literally made that happen with the person so drunk they blacked out and you're bragging about it. Yeah, I mean, because normally we hear this in a way where like a guy has done that to someone and it's like literally an illegal act that has happened and it's someone

being like, don't deny this, like what you'd like violated me. But this is her actually saying it to like get some sort of cred, some cred that they have like almost a relationship of some sort and it's just like, wow, this is- I mean look, we know that they need an HR on the show, they also need a Hargotech, okay? I'm gonna need a Marissa Hargotech on this show because this is some bullshit, I need Marissa to just come out like, chong chong! You just confessed, you know? We need a freezer crane too for crying out loud. You've just confessed, you know.

We need a freezer crane too for crying out loud. Francho. Just to get some, I mean, I don't know any other TV therapists. Oh. How about Dr. Melfy? Get Dr. Melfy on here. Yeah, this girl's just fucking disgusting. She's gross.

So Ashley is screaming, I remember it, the penis, I'm a fucking vagina! Oh, I get her, it's like, it's Garretel says, this is why you don't hook up with someone so clinging in so childish. Okay, so now I'm gonna like pivot over to Garret

deserves some shit too. Okay, cause he does deserve some shit. He's acting like, this girl is clingy and she is childish and she is a mess, but also you knew all of that. We all read it right away and so I'm not gonna feel bad for you that you did this because you were, like he never drew a boundary and he could have drawn a boundary and he didn't do it and because he loved the attention that he was getting and now he's like,

oh wow she's so clingy she's so clingy I'm like well you didn't really do much to help that situation either. Yeah well it's the Sydney thing from last year you know it's like he makes people fucking crazy and it's like were they already crazy probably but it's like he makes people fucking crazy. And it's like, were they already crazy? Probably, but it's like he does, it can't, it can't just be a coincidence that it's like, here we go again, but the same Sydney storyline, who he brought up in that other interview as well. And was like, I just like hurt, I just like, Ashley even more than Sydney. It's like, wow. Well, you know, the thing is, like, that's, because he he loves he loves the attention So like you know he is drawn obviously to these girls who are like

Who are drawn to him in that way and he loves that attention? He loves the flirtation and he's also horny and he crosses the line and then But then doesn't really want to have anything to do with him and they go absolutely nuts But the difference is with Sydney. I mean Sydney was a mess too But I ultimately felt a huge amount of sympathy for Sydney. I felt like ultimately she was like manipulated by Gary, but actually I feel like Ashley is just her own disaster.

Yeah, my God. This shows the show's a mess. So she's Daisy returns and she's saying, all right, who's looking after me tonight? It can't be you calling because last time you looked after me, I kissed Gary. And as she's like, can you kiss him every night? What's the big deal? She's okay over there, jealous. Yeah.

And everyone's like, oh, because finally it was just like sad, you know, um, and Barnaby's like, Daisy, have you been snolking Gaza? Oh, God. Now he's Gaza. You're right. He's a little overly familiar. It's I'm like, you're not, you're not, you haven't been here long enough to be giving, giving nicknames to people or to be using the nicknames. You can't call Gary Gaza. That's, you know, you're new. You're new, you're new, you're new, barnabuzz.

And it's just like, yeah, Daisy Poobs. She's like, ask, let's stop talking and just drink some water. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha. So now Daisy calling her hairier, talking. And Daisy's like, so care, I'm watching I got a little about your girlfriend.

He's like, I don't have a good friend. She's like, I'm a good friend. You're no good friend. She's like, oh, well, she's friend. Because I should have a good friend. You're no good friend. He's like, oh, well, she's pissed off of me. Because, oh, it's really with the other girl. And that's with me, yes, I know. But my self-defense mechanisms are going to come out. I was like, wait, what?

Your self-defense mechanisms are going to come out. I can't. Too ridiculous people. Too ridiculous people. Ashland Gary. So then Ash, she's like, I'm going to men now. I'm going to be like, I'm sorry to see that you'll upset Those eyes was crazy crazy eyes

And she's like, I just want to leave like I am sorry No, Ashley you don't get to start all this fucking drama and make everybody deal with it every fucking day Okay, just because you lost your stuck with it everybody deal with it every fucking day, okay? Just because you lost your stuck with it. So then Gary returns and they all leave and he's like, I'm waiting for you. Let's go. And actually he's like, ah, like cross-eyed, man, he's mouth. So, um, man, he's mouth. So now they're like in the back in the van and everything and, um and I had like in one van. There's like one van's like a lot of fun. And the other van is actually just crying.

And Ash is like, I just don't like people fucking lying about shit. And then the other van, Barnaby's like, well, Ashlee was hammered way before, do you know? Whoa, whoa, whoa. And Gary's like, I'm so with it, I'm flirty with Scott it. But she has personality and she's full of lives I love all of scarlet's personality and and Jouade Viva so far. We know She touches hot ovens hot stoves and

Not that with water. She's been on the catamaran and she touches hot things. Okay, that's what we know about there so far. But that being said, he's right. And the other man, Ashley and Kelsey are talking and of course, it's the mad van, you know. And Ashley's like, oh, so many news here. So he's just going to deny everything, I guess. And Kelsey's like, oh, well, so many news here. So he's just gonna deny everything, I guess. And Kelsey's like, oh my God, stop.

Yeah. This is hard enough for me on this boat without now having aligned to myself with the biggest, the most hated person here. Just please stop. I know. Ashtie, she goes, something shiny in news here and he's just gonna throw himself at it.

I'm like, yeah, that's like literally what you were trying to get out of him. You were trying to be the Shining a new thing and to be thrown at, okay? And then she goes, it's one thing to be tossed out to the side, but I don't need to be kicked while I'm already down. I'm like, girl, to be tossed out to the side means that you have to already have been tossable. Like you already were at the side. You were never the contrary. You were never the contrary.

At the side, the entire time. You were the side salad the entire time. Okay. You've been at the side. You were never the last. You were the side salad the entire time. You've been on the side. You've been the iceberg with the cheap blue cheese on top of the entire time. Let's not try to turn ourselves into a steak that nobody ordered. You are a console, not a dining table. So she's like, he made me feel like stupid like, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr You fucking idiot and call it like, well, you look more stupid right now carrying on about it. It's like, oh, okay

I'm really glad Collins always there to stick up for fucking Gary, okay, which I know that I'm going off on Ashley right now But the setup calling you you help start this Well, I think what's actually interesting hearing hearing what you saying we've seen so many times where a guy goes, sleeps with a girl, then ghosts her, and then she's left to become the crazy person, and she's like, whoa, you're acting like we have nothing, but we had sex, we had a thing. And so we've been in that situation before. So it's sort of, again, it's interesting

that we're sort of hearing that pattern play out here, but it's a totally different context here. You know, with Ash, like, so normally I would feel actually a huge amount of sympathy for the girl who has, like, has the guy kind of, da, da, sliding a little bit. But in this case, it's just, you know, the thing that's, I think, very frustrating is that

Ash really spends a lot of energy talking as if she's just, like like a cool girl, like, you know what, like, we can just have sex and just like whatever, it doesn't matter, I'm horny, you're horny, who cares, it doesn't mean anything, but she does that whole thing. And now here, they have a microsecond of sex and now she is, she's like all furious,

like, but wait a second, like we had something, you know, I think we don't have something. I'm like, you can't act like you're cool with casual sex and then be like, you know, all, you know, acting like there was something special in that moment. I don't know. I don't, I am probably saying about 50 different things that I could get me in trouble, but this is my reaction to watching the show. I'm happy to be corrected. Well, fucking, actually, you know, so much is my reaction to watching the show. I'm happy to be corrected.

Well, fucking actually, you know, so much is wrong within on so many levels because you can't be on her side because what she did was so wrong. And she's still screaming about what she did, like she's proud of it. On the other hand, you've got Gary who does this to everybody who comes on the boat. You know, it's like he puts that glowy attention on whoever, whoever he sets his sights on, he puts all this attention, does the love bombing thing, and then is like, no, no, no, no, no, no, and then slowly, slowly makes him crazy and tells everybody they're crazy and obsessed with him. You know?

Yeah, it's true, which is totally obnoxious. And so like in a certain way, like, you know, I almost feel bad for Ashley because she is a victim of that too, but I just don't feel bad for her because I feel like she is Mishoguna and she always has been Mishoguna and I don't know, I feel like she can't have it both ways. So, back at the boat, Kelsey said,

guys, I have to poop. I'm burning because that's horrible. Hahaha. Something. Daisy's standing, like she's walking into the boat but she's standing on the plank or whatever you call it and she's like, he did fuck a sle. No, he didn't fuck a sle.

Yes, he did fuck a sle. No, he didn't fuck a sle. I Yes, he did fuck us, sir. No, he didn't fuck us, sir. I'm so confused. No one gives a fuck. That's actually the only true thing. Doesn't matter who side you're on and who you feel bad or who you don't feel bad for. Daisy is the only one who said

the only true undeniable fact. No one gives a fuck. Yeah, so ask you a thing. I'm going to the security. So Gary to think, I'm going to the computing. So Gary does his, I'm going to bad thing. So he's like, oh, I'm so over American shicks, bro. And Colin's like, well, she thinks you had six. Well, if we did it, don't matter.

He's like, well, it matters to her. I mean, she's not making stories up. She just remembers more than you, you know? She doesn't know where to go from here. She's just making stories up. She just remembers more than you, you know, she doesn't know where to go from here. She's just a little doe, a little doe in the woods. What are you going to do? Yeah. And so then the, then we can see the girls are up in the hot tub and they're all just like flossing. It's very sad. Like, I love that that's Kelsey stance.

The girl who flosses her teeth with her hair is like into the flossy. So then Gary is saying, let's get some bubbles up in here. And now she's like bubbles in the jacuzzi. It's the most disgusting thing out. It's, it's, that's actually a pretty intuitive next step for a jacuzzi, I would say. Well, but he's talking about like dish soap bubbles because he starts pouring dish soap in there. That's true, but like it's still not the most disgusting thing.

It's just maybe like the, I don't know, you know, I'm not even to debate it. I'm not going to debate it. I just I'm pushing back on what Ashley says. So Scarlett's like, uh, Gary, that's enough. And he goes, you're enough. She says, I am an F. And then they're like, and actually it's just doing that, drinking the bottle of tequila by herself thing. And Gary is just lifting scarlet and twirling around

in the hot tub. Well, Ashley's just cross-eyed drunk, looking on angrily. And then she ashes like, I'm a whore, it's fine. Like according to Gary, I'm a whore. I'm like, I don't think Gary ever called you a whore. Maybe a lot of viewers did, but I don't think Gary did. I don't think either, I believe it or not, I don't think either of us have called in her whore,

but I think that that's clearly her insecurity that's driving this, right? Like that is what's coming out is that she now feels like she's a whore because of what happened. And so now she's mad and upset and embarrassed and shamed the whole cocktail of downward spiral. I don't know. I don't put that much mental energy into people like this.

It's like digging too deep in a shallow. It's like, it's a very shallow place. You don't want to dig too deep, you know? You don't want to hit anything. So Daisy's like, nobody cares. And Ashley's like, but Gary, I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at you. Listen, Gary, listen to me.

He's like, oh, I'm talking to her in Scarlett. I'm talking to her. Woo-hoo, I'm coming down Scarlett. And so he leaves. And Ashley's like, I'm done talking. Gary, I just want you seconds. Oh, God, whatever. I'm getting vinaigrette and chefs, and then I'm done with them.

Yeah, she's like, I'm done. I'm done. It's like making these declarations that like no one cares about. Like no one has said, please not be done. Like, you know, she's drawing a line and she's drawing a line. She's trying to get a reaction

and she's not getting a reaction. So she just keeps changing her mode. She just keeps changing roads, you know. It's drawing a line. She's trying to get a reaction, and she's not getting a reaction, so she just keeps changing her mode. She just keeps changing roads, you know? It's like, yeah. But I guess I'm just a horde. No reaction. Bubbles are stupid. No reaction.

I don't even care about you. I'm breaking up with you. Nobody cares. I'm eating sheds. Nobody cares. She's just trying like anything she can and no one will get for any fucking attention So I take back all the doubt I take back the downward spiral because I you're right because it she wasn't saying

I'm a whore because she was suddenly like faced with like inner shame No, she just was looking for attention who you're right. I went digging in a shallow place Shame on me deep and shallow places man So Kelsey's like I had my first solid put today in two months. So that's good. It's like, wow, glad, you know, glad Kelsey's here. So then in the mess, everybody's doing their like midnight eating or whatever. Well Gary's staying by the hot tub and then I don't know, you know, Gary's doing that thing

where he's just kind of walking around the hot tub slowly cleaning, waiting to see who comes down to join him in the hot tub after he was just pretending that he was going to go to bed. I mean, it's like Gary, which follows his move. He does the same moves over and over again. Yeah. And by the way, Gary and Ashley are the masters of declaring they're going to bed without actually going to bed. I mean, they do it so often. So Ashley now, so they're all eating this pasta that Marcos had made for them. And Ashley is binging it. And at first, I thought it was like a joke because she has her mouth stuffed full of it.

But then you start to realize, no, she just wants to just take all of this pasta in right now. And she does. She takes a big fistful of it and she shoves it in her mouth and it's just falling all over the place all over her and all over the team Barnaby is watching her and just goes don't choke And this is like actually you're eating your feelings Yeah, that's another statement

Well, I don't know if that's true because I think you have to have feelings in order to eat them So then Scarlett is watching and she's kind of laughing and she goes, oh, no Mark says you know there's a fork right in front of you, right? And she's like, I like the bad bang She crawls over everybody and like stumbles down so Scarlett follows her into their room And she's like, can I do anything for you? She's like, can I do anything for you? And she's like, no. No.

No. Scarlet has gone to the bathroom and she to shower. Ashley swings up in the door and Scarlet standing there and make it and Ashley like pushes her out of the way and just barfs. Yeah. Okay, so the next day, the crew is waking up. Ashley, she's announces that she's at rock bottom, Okay, so the next day, the crew is waking up Ashley.

She's announces that she's at rock bottom, which was funny because we know she has so much further down to go. If she thinks this is rock bottom girl, it's just gonna get worse for you. There's still several episodes left. And she goes the only way you can go his up. I'm like, no, you can just sort of stay at,

go laterally at the bottom. You know, like, listen, when you see clams and scallops on the bottom, when you see bottom feeders on the ocean, they're not going up to the waves to, like, to bask in the sunlight. They're just sort of staying there at the bottom. Going back to the floor. The only time they go up to the waves is when they're caught and they're eaten, you know? So then- It's better if we're getting away from me a little bit.

So the next day, um, Scarlett's like, how you feeling? Do you remember throwing up? And she's like, I wish I was crying over something better. I mean, what the fuck is wrong with me drinking makes you do stupid stupid things? Yeah, like she's she is definitely a convenient blacker outer. So She starts eating Eating breakfast as Scarlet's just watching her and she is I'm calling back out last night. Did I eat last night? And then we see a clip of it again. These editors hate her.

We see the clip of the past just falling out of her mouth all over her. Scarlet goes, uh, yeah. Yeah, you did. Scarlet, I will never look at spaghetti the same. Or really it Ashley. Really at anything, it's the same.

You don't think I look at the same? Hot stoves. I have, dammit! So hot! So, Gary and Barnaby are chatting. They're having like, they're, who we gonna bang, brah, meeting. Gary's like, I was your night, nothing keen after the jacuzzi, and Barnaby's like, right, well, how about, how about, you were chatting her up. He's like, where is she, very pretty and very cool?

Like, talking cheese, her and Ashley, not completely not per se. Yeah. like where she's very pretty and very cool. Like trokin' cheese her and Ashley, not complete opposites. Yeah. And then, so now Ashley goes up to Daisy and she goes, um, am I still second or am I third and Daisy's like, well I haven't really thought about it and at the moment it doesn't matter. And so Daisy's just like very noisy.

She's like, this title bullshit is so stop. It doesn't mean anything. Now say that, let's clean out. I was like, oh did you give that forosop, it doesn't mean anything. You're so annoying, that's clean. I was like, oh, did you give that for, was that for Ronnie? Was that like a Daisy line for Ronnie? I was like, oh, did Ronnie, did you write that line for Daisy? And Ashley's like, this is my first hangover

and I'm not happy at all. You got to fucking love Ashley, the stones on Ashley, to be so wasted, she's barfing everywhere, eating spaghetti with her hands, screaming through the boat, I fucked you and you were blacked out during it. Idiot. And then having the nerve to be like, so did I get a promotion?

Hahaha. That is so true. No, you did not, ma'am. And in the same sentence being like, God, I'm so hungover. Yeah. So now there's cleaning, cleaning, not, ma'am. And in the same sentence being like, God, I'm so hungover. Yeah. So now there's cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, and Daisy tells Scarlett, she just, she wants,

she would, she, she tells Scarlett that she wants her and Ash to work as a team and Scarlett still doesn't know if she's second or third stew, but cleaning, lots of cleaning and Scarlett asking a lot of questions, and actually just being so snotty. So this is, so Ashley who spent the first half of the season getting pissed at Gabriella because when she would ask Gabriella for about things, Gabriella in her mind

gave her very snotty responses. And so what is Ashley doing? Now that scarlet's asking her questions, giving snotty responses. And so what is Ashley doing? Now that Scarlett's asking your questions, giving snotty us responses like, ugh, you just fooled it, you just put it here. Have you ever worked on a charter boot before? So like shut up Ashley. So many different dimensions in which she can be awful.

But then Ashley tells us that she's so happy. She's like, even though I'm hungover as fuck, like knowing Scarlett has no experience is giving me life right now. Ashley is the person who gets people killed in sororities. I'll tell you that right now. She's the one. She's the one who takes the hazing too far or who like who pushes the the new recruit too far. This is full on Ashley. So preference sheet meeting. Oh, guess who's coming. Keely Washburn from Indiana, Indianapolis, Indiana, and Anna. And do you guys remember Keely?

Because last year she chartered with Erica Rose. Don't, don't, don't. Is this well just completely dry? Does her know what he wants to be on Bravo? Come on. Yeah, I think so. And not only is Keely humming, but she's bringing Jess. Jess is the one who got in the fight with the Trump bikini girl and Jess.

I like Jess. Jess is hilarious. I can't be around these idiot women. I can't do it. What is that? A fucking truck bathing suit change? You better fucking change right now. So Daisy's basically like I'm at my end. I can't have another charter with this respect. And the ladies, they all want like a dinner with Captain Glenn. They want to have like a 10 course dinner night and yada yada yada. So everyone's getting ready for that. So then Gary of Scarlet are at the bar as Scarlet's like, oh, I miss you.

It's like you are so cute. Anyone ever sang that to you? No, never. A blonde, adorable girl from the South. Nope, never been called cute. I thought you pulled that one out. I know. And Gary's like, well, I'm so glad you finally someone that gets me. And he goes, actually, I was thinking about getting to know you a little bit better, but I think it's going to be a little bit difficult, you know, with lots of face down there. Spaghetti face.

And she's like, oh, because of the circumstances, because yeah, because I don't think she's gonna give us a lot of time to get to know each other. Don't touch that! You, you touched the stove again, didn't you? Yes, I did. I'm very hot, right? It doesn't even hurt anymore. It's crazy. Um, so there he goes. This is another Gary move.

Pitting girls against each other. So they'll fight for him. You know, like God really was gonna try with you, but don't think we're going to, because there's a crazy person here after me. So then Ashley is talking to Marcos and she's like, oh my God, this girl has no experience. I had to show her like everything.

And he's like, oh, so you get to be second now. She's like, I definitely think I deserve to be promoted. I showed her hospital circles. And this is again, Ashley poisoning the well against Scarlett by going to Marcos and being like, I have to teach her everything. So Gary is just talking about, like he's talking with Scarlet more about how he just wants to be friends with everyone. He wants to leave the season on a high and

Scarlet's like, well, I just want good vibes between everyone. Okay, he goes, lies, you just start to drama. Well, in Collins, they are sorry, I can't believe I forgot that column was there. And Collins goes, this is the wrong boat if you don't like drama For instance the other night I was walking down the hallway and you will never believe oh, so there's gonna be drama Don't you worry about that okay? Good night everybody. Hey Gary hugs hugs Gary Well, I'll just finish my story with this seagull surely the seagull wants to listen to what I have to say So anyway seagull So then I and Kelsey.

I'm even ignoring your ignore the mom line. So Daisy and Kelsey are in bad. And Kelsey's like, this is not gossip. It's just my opinion, but like, Scarlett doesn't really deserve this. You know, I could feel the tension and the bad vibes Ashley was exuding from her And then it cuts to Carl, um, Carl, who's Carl it in bed. Hey, I don't know, I was like, wait a minute.

Long entire shoot, y'all. I look, I look cute by the way. Uh-oh, it's Scarlet in bed. And as she's talking to Ashley and she's like, Hi honey, you smell good. And Ashley's like, finally. Uh-huh. So then back to Daisy and Kelsey.

Daisy's like, you know, she was on a mission to lay her claim on Gary last night. And she goes, yeah, mission. Like Scarlet probably feels like she can't even talk to Gary without pissing off someone. Also, I have like spaghetti trauma now. I can't. They all are traumatized, but that's a good idea.

You know what I mean? Oh. So now it's pretty good. That's pretty good too. You know what I'm saying? That's pretty good too. You know what I'm saying? That's pretty good too. That's pretty good too. So now it's the morning and Scarlet's like really proud of a bed that she made. She's like, look, not bad. Look at that. Add bed, add bed. And then Ashley goes, it looks fine.

So then Daisy is asking for Scarlet's CV because she, I think Daisy clearly wants Scarlet to be the second stew, but she needs to make sure that the CV would back up that sort of decision. So she's asked for the CV. Yes. And Ashley's like, oh my God, Scarlett is so clueless. This is definitely the confidence boost I need. It feels so good.

Literally everything about this person is terrible. They actually have zero redeeming quality. Zero has actually never one decent thing on this show ever. She really hasn't. She's like really one of the worst people we've ever seen on Below Deck. Like the fact that she is like terrible, clue is more on of a person.

I can't. She is a twit. I mean, the fact that she is getting a confidence boost because Scarlett is clueless, like how is that like that right there is like one of the saddest things that you could ever commit to public record. Like you, someone is clueless and therefore that gives you confidence. Like that is, I'm like mortified for it. I'm mortified from the trash can that she crawled out of.

So Daisy is telling Colin, you know Ashley's obsessed with Ace's bizarre. She's missing the point. She should be walking away from this with good recommendations from me. I know this is a chance for her to get one up on Scarlett, and I'm not letting it happen, because she's dying to buster around. She's already got a problem with Scarlett, and I think she's pretty much stated that case at dinner, eh? Ha ha ha ha. I think she's pretty much stated that case of dinner, eh?

Ha ha ha. But the HR on this show again, because you've got Daisy who's now involved in all of this, because she's also making out with and flirting with Carrie all the time, refusing to give somebody who likes Gary a raise or any kind of leg up. So just twist it all, you know, just the format of the show twists everything It's like get everyone together at work, but make sure they all want to fuck each other Let's see if we ever get sued Yeah, so Daisy ultimately decides that she's gonna make them both juniors to this

There will not be a third in a second. They'll just both be days both be juniors So um actually comes up to Daisy again and goes, Daisy, have you put any thought into seconds too? Cause I just wanna give my case and Daisy's like, oh, I gotta die to do it so go ahead. So Ashley's like, well, from having the conversation with her and experience wise and what she's done, it's like not even close to what I've done.

One of those things is fucking Gary. So she hasn't done an overnight charter and I had to show her how to make beds. And if she was leaving service, I feel like I would be leaving service because I would have to tell her what to do. So by the way, everyone, yeah, the answer is yes.

This is everyone's nightmare at a workplace. Ashley is that person who goes above you and undermines you so that way they can get ahead. That's what Ashley is. And also you don't know how to make beds. I mean, you never learn how to get a bed properly. You still cannot do your hospital corner. She does her hospital corner's in the front of the bed.

I've never heard of that. So then Daisy is like, listen, you know, a second stew is there for longevity. It's a, it's a title, it's a pay raise. It's not about Boston, someone around. And I don't think you're grasping it. You're missing that teamwork aspect. And then tell your figure out teamwork. Your two are gonna be the same. And she said, but I have more experience than her. And she's like, it's not, no, it's not about that. It's about working as a team and getting this hierarchy out of your head girl And that was the cliffhanger and I was with just Lingweenie cowering and fear. I know are we next?

Yeah, by the way, the hierarchy is never getting out of ashes had her life is a hierarchy and she's trying to climb up But climb up it so good luck with that. Oh God. She's so awful. Yeah, she's trying to climb up but climb up it. So good luck with that. Oh, God, she's so awful. Yeah, she's so awful. Well everybody. Thanks so much for being with us here today on below dick sailing. You know, we will be back Later this week with real housewives of New Jersey and real housewives Beverly Hills guy Excited to see you guys there. Those will also be crap and it's on demand videos So go over to crap and it's on demand sign up for that get our top chef bonus episode And if we don't talk to you till next week make sure to join us for take a seat live on Spotify live the app Every Monday night 7 p.m. Pacific 10 p.m. Eastern love you guys guys

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