Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing Yacht: An Affair to Not Remember

Episode Date: April 26, 2022

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I'm Ronnie, that's been over there. How little man? Hi Ronnie, how are you? Good, just having a great one so far, how about you? Great, I mean I'm already having a great time. Ron and I just bitched in moaned about elder ring, elder ring, elder ring for like literally 25 minutes right before this. I mean, we got in, we are mad.

We are two angry gay men. And this game, the game, the game nerds video game nerds. This game is as really it's, it's really bringing us together, even closer than before. It's like, you know, adversity brings people together. That's what we're going through right now. Sure does. I was trying to kill this giant,

and I couldn't, and I just kept yelling, Ashley is a sexual assaultor. Ashley is a sexual assaultor until I beat it. I mean, talk about ogres, right? This shows, oh my God, put an ogre in a bikini. She owns the world. So welcome to Below Deck's Sailing Yacht Day, everybody. Thanks to everyone who joined us over on Take a Seat on Spotify Live last night.

Always have fun talking to you guys, laughing with you about all the bravo costs. That's every Monday night at 7pm Pacific and 10pm Eastern. So join us for that. Also over on our Patreon is where you will find bonus episodes, just did a bunch of road trip, car drive episodes, and we're gonna do something this week for that. And we do a couple videos a week, and this week, since we are off the road,

we're gonna be doing both housewives shows, real housewives of Orange County, and real housewives of New Jersey, as video recaps over on Crappens on. Dement, so thanks to everyone who supports that. We love doing those. Plus Ronnie, you were just on the John Hill show on series section on Radio Andy.

So if you can access like that, I think those, I think it's saved somewhere, I think it's archived. So if you have access to that, go listen to Ronnie on it. Yeah, and you were on there too. So go listen to both of us, you know, on their separate times. Super fun. Scott Nevin's from People's Catch was on there. That was fun. That was a fun full circle moment. He was really funny and so cute. Like he still looks so young and stuff and he said

it's because he doesn't drink or dude, he's never had a drop of alcohol or drugs or there was one other thing But I mean he lost me an alcohol and drugs He has a painting in the attic, doesn't he? He has a painting in the attic That's a secret. I think so. I mean he really does just glow the guy glows. What can I say? Anyway, that was super fun Um, and now here we are with some blue digs hitting hot ta ta Yeah And now here we are with some blue dick ceiling hot to top. Yeah, lots of stuff happening this episode, but the thing that happens the most cleaning, because that's where we start, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, and Gabriella is in the process of losing her mind. She's feeling really defeated at the moment.

Mainly I would say because Ashley is undermining her and creating a creating toxicity around her. That's my leading theory, but she's going through it right now. Yeah, there seems to be stuff missing from this. I'm not really sure what's going on because I... things don't seem, I mean, at least what we're seeing, things don't seem that bad. I'm like, why are you this upset over Ashley like she sucks and why yeah, what's going on with Marcos? And why is that so it seems like it's deep breathing it. It's just too intense Yeah, it's too intense for the situation to me now obviously I'm not living it

But I like Gabriella so I'm like, why are you wasting your tears on Ashley? Like, yeah, I would barely waste a clean-necks on her. Like that girl's terrible, you know, don't waste your clean-necks. Ashley's like one of the worst people we've ever seen on Below Deck, right? And am I like Especially like right? Am I am I crazy in saying that? She's vapid. She's stupid. she's gross, she's mean, she has not one good, I can't think of one good quality about the girl, she's terrible, she's fucking terrible, she doesn't even have enough sense to be insecure. You know, a lot of people like her, you're like, well, you know, maybe they're just insecure or it's an issue from your childhood, she doesn't even have the intelligence to be insecure, you know, like she says something in this episode,

like, yeah, usually they're just begging to be with me. You're disgusting, you're human trash, okay? Get off my fucking TV. You shouldn't even be in society. Not in society. Well, anyway, Gabriella is, so she's like crying. And then everyone starts dressing up for tonight, they're gonna go out and everything.

And so of course Ashy then goes up to Daisy and is like, oh my god, like Gabriella. She's like crying in the bathroom after you left. It's like she's just trying to poison the well against her in any way that she can. She can try to embarrass her. She's gonna just like, just whatever private moment Gabriella is gonna try to have, Ash is gonna try to blow up. And Ashly, of course, kisses her ass to her face to her face. She's so nice. Look at us being

girlfriends. And then she does this all behind her back. If she was just straight up evil, like, I don't like you, and that's it, don't talk to me. Okay, it wouldn't be nice, but it would be better. I think slightly better than this, you know, the whole being fixed your face and then running and just making everybody hate the girl is really gross. So Daisy, you know, who honestly is doing a terrible job managing this, which she admits later in the episode,

but she's kind of sucking at this. She's like, well, it had nothing to do with you. You know, I'm giving her a clean slate and you've got to give her a second slate too. And Ashley's like, that doesn't come easy for me. Really? It's like, nobody seems to come easy for you on this show. I was gonna say she's given Gary like three or four or five chances. I mean, how many times does the guy say he's given Gary like three or four or five chances. I mean, how many times does the guy say he's not interested in you and you go back for more? You've given it many, many chances and he's just respected you many times.

She's gonna see. Like in the process. Not chances. She's begging at this point. I mean, she's sad. Yeah. Someone left a comment that I thought was so funny that was like, your pathetic, you can't even get Gary, LOL. It's like having a Costco plate of gelatinous cut up chicken to sample and the chicken refuses

to go into your hand. It's like a mitt to be eaten by everybody in the store and it will not go into your hand. Well, look, she gave Thomas a second chance. How about that? That's a better example. Thomas had dicked her and she was like, you're So immature then she still went back to because she was you know horny But the point is that she can be open to people that she wants to be open to But she is not gonna be open to another girl who was working at a higher rung over her and also, you know

Getting a lot of attention from the guy that she's so desperately throwing herself at Yeah, I mean Gabriella should have stayed just for that, just to piss Ashley off, just to be like the supreme, what's the lady version of a cock block, whatever that is? You know, I don't know, the giant of rock. There's a word for it. There's a word for it. It's like a box blocker. Is that something?

A box block? I don't know. So Daisy, you know, basically everybody's doing checks and making sure everything's clean and nobody asks Gabriella what's wrong. Even the Gabriella's doing that thing where you're like, no, don't worry about me, I'm not upset. Like she's walking around the boat like, yeah, let's not like, let's not, but let's not like, you know, ignore the fact that Gabrielle is also very like, she's so in your face about like, I'm going through something, like it's definitely like, you, everyone knows that she's going through something because she's like, I'm just,

I'm going through a lot, guys, she's like that kind of person, you know? So like, you know, she's not, it's not that she's not innocent, it's more like she's not like some, she's not a perfect in this situation either. Well, she likes to like give attitude, you know, like start little arguments with people and then be like, what? Your man that hurts my feelings. Well, I mean, okay. But she's, yeah, she says past aggressive things and people like, what the fuck? And she's like, I'm just not finding my place on this boat right now. Michael, you're saying passive aggressive things to people. Yeah, but I still like her so much more than Ashley that I'm like, you and no matter what at this.

Oh, 100%. No, I think I think Gabriella is like really great. Like I think she's like, she seems so capable. But you know, like we're spending all this time, you know, talking about this situation and you know, like, you know, Gabriella contributes, you know, to it as well. So then they're getting on a little boat to go because they have a condo, like a vacation condo for a day. It's like their party episode. So they get on this little boat to go and it's windy.

And Ashley's like, oh my god, it's windy. Oh, the good thing I wax. Glad we could even make the boat ride about you. Okay, glad. It's like cleaning your kitchen. No one is coming over to dinner. Why are you doing this? Just. There were definitely like two groupers

that just like barbed in the water there. Ooh. If you wax it, it will come. They won't. They won't. They will literally not come. That's what we learned tonight. So then Daisy's like, um, she's like, Gary is flirting with Daisy. He's like, oh, Daisy, wow, it's pants on you. You look good in there. Oh, it's really good in those pants. I'm like, and Daisy's like, oh, I've re-lost. It's better

to flirt with Gary than it is to fight with him. So, I don't know, my day's is a little weird today. I think I've had too much undrally and now my day's he's getting like, oh, the rabbit, the rabbit. But I've never had a day's he. It's very fling, you know. Well, I'll keep on flirting. I'll keep on flirting to get what I want because he's just a flirt than it is to fight. And Ashley just throws out her trademark Ashley line. Why don't you guys just fuck already? Like totally, totally okay with it. I'm actually just throws out her trademark Ashley line.

Why don't you guys just fuck already, like totally, totally okay with it, before I ruin your life. I think it was actually Gabriella who did it that time, actually, I think Gabriella was the one who said that they have to have sex. Well, maybe that was that dinner. Was that a dinner that she said that? People are just like making these sex suggestions

a lot on this show, you know? It's like a weird deflection. It's like I'm so not invested in Gary that I'm gonna tell someone else to have sex with him Because that shows he has no spell over me. Well this show in particular this version became so popular because of like the Three Sim and the hot tab and it became popular because of that so now that's just like every season. It's like, we all need to fuck it all. Like, who's fucking today? We've got to keep the show on the air. Yeah, and then, so they're at the restaurant, and then Ashley says something that just annoyed. Just, I could not stand it.

There's nothing inherently wrong with it, but I just hated it. She goes, I'm gonna rip, I'm gonna rip tequila shots all night long. I'm like, okay, like congratulations, you're an adult. I like, there was something about saying like, I'm gonna rip tequila shots all night long. I'm like, you know what, shut the fuck up. I don't wanna hear about, I don't wanna hear about your tequila shots. And like, it doesn't make you more of an adult because you declare you're gonna do that. I don't know, throw me nuts.

I'm getting stressed, I'm getting stressed at,-Up-Ax. Cloud-Up-Ax is smiling. So then Gary and Daisy have some of their high-level flirting too where she says something and laughs, gives like oh yeah and he's uh someone tells her it's evil and he's like yeah that's an evil laugh and she's like such a powerful gear. Like the note, but yeah, they have a great chemistry. You know, so then yeah, and I think it was around here. I mean, it's very possible that Ashley did say on the boat that they should fuck, but

at the very least Gabriella here said like, oh, she's like, oh my god, Daisy, you and Gary should just have sex already. And he goes, oh, should we all just have sex at this point? Yeah. And Kelsey's like, not me. I'm celibate. They're like, no, you're not. You just, no one's good enough. No one's hot enough for you. And the girls are like, ah, so they all go to the bathroom together. But Gabriella stays at the table alone with Colin. Yeah. Which, she never turns out well for anybody.

Because he's just trying to stir shit, you know? So he's like, hey, is everything. Also, don't ask someone like Gabriella, how's everything? Because you know it's never like great. It's always like, here's how I'm feeling. I really don't feel like I'm a part of the group. And like, it makes me feel like outside of the group.

Like, oh god, glad I asked. Glad I asked on a fun night out drinking. I feel like Gabriella has probably told a lot of people about her bad medical insurance coverage. You know, like, yeah, I just like hurt my hand and then I went to the doctor. They're not going to pay for it. So I have to pay $700 out of pocket for this. Yeah. And you're like, okay, great. That's the 10th story you told me about how your coverage does not take care of your medical ailment.

Also, if you want to feel part of the group, you need to go to the bathroom with the girls to talk shit like that's just what you do. You know, So, um, he's also being kind of a shithead, I think, in this episode because he's very like, he's very like, oh, you know, he's believing everything. He believes everything Ashley says. And then he's kind of team Marcos for no reason. So even he's spreading it now.

We're calling it's like, well, it's all her fault. It's all her. I feel like it's been all her. He's a little superficial. I feel like in this one, I feel like he is, he is presenting as if he is, you know, an ally to Gabriella, but actually he winds up kind of like undermining her in some ways or like taking other people's side more actively. So he goes, can I speak openly with you? Happy Gabs is fucking amazing. And you know, you're hilarious. Everyone vibes with you, you know, and but sometimes we get hyper sensitive gabs. I was gonna say Blue Cross Blue Shield Gabs, but yes, that works too. It's like, you're weird, not mine. She's like, yeah, it's true,

because I'm going through it right now. And so he's like, you know, someone not getting along. I mean, the whole crew can feel it. So that's the problem here. So then Mark, everyone else basically returns. And so Gabrielle says, lad enough for everybody to hear as they sit down.

She's like, yeah, it's been a really tough couple of weeks. So thanks so much for taking the time out to get to know me, Colin. Thank you so much for getting to know me, Colin. Is my voice carrying? Oops. Yeah. So then, then they're all back and Kelsey's like, so do you guys think that like Glenn is in the hot tub having an amazing time and we cut to Glenn in bed, listen to a podcast and we just hear a narrator saying, scientists have never witnessed eels reproducing

in the wild but some believe they grow their reproductive organs in the vermutant triangle. And he's just like eating a bad listening to this. So funny. So then we're back to the table and Gary's like, well actually that food looks delicious and I tried some of that She's thinking if you're nice to me. I'm always nice. I want to fuck you You know Okay, Gary also, you know, he also is contributing to the situation Okay, we're I mean we're obviously slamming Ashley for being awful, but Gary's literally, and he's in a position of power

saying, I want to fork you. And then later on, he's acting like she's the crazy one. Gary, you are literally saying, I want to fork you to someone who is in a position of power. So that's also kind of fucked up I mean yeah Gary's Gary's gross too. He just has like this charm about it You know, I think if it was Gary Doing kind of acting like Ashley like trying so hard and when people like no Ashley And he was still going over the top for it in every single scene

It would be it would put him on an even playing field with her, but he's really not. He's just kind of like flirting with whoever walks in front of him, but kind of keeping his play distance thing. We're like, I wanna go to bed now. We're just waiting for somebody to come in. I don't know, it's like there's less desperation and more like excited about the opportunity, if that makes any sense.

He has, he, he, his, he definitely, you know, he, he definitely does the thing that I did when I was in the closet, which was that I would put myself in situations where I could be like around like the excitement of like the gay scene or like, oh, like, oh, I'm gonna go to a hardware store but I'll do the one that's right in the middle of Boyz Town in WeHo and then oh my god a guy hit on me like how crazy is that I was just going to the hardware store and this happened but it's like I kind of put myself in

a situation where that could happen and I could feel like the excitement of that and I feel like Gary does the exact same thing. Like because he's trying to like, he's attempting to be more professional this season, but he's like, Oh, I would love him. Oh, should we go downstairs from massage? Oh, I thought it was just a massage. It's like, Gary, you know exactly what you're doing. You can, as Bethany Frankl said, he can't be stupid and smile at the same time. Okay.

Hey, hmm. Yeah, but he's playing, you know, that's how he's playing it. Like, what? I didn't expect anything was going to happen. What, I don't remember anything. Okay. Okay, Gary. All right, old man, Gary, that's not cute anymore.

Like, when you're older, saying I don't remember things the next day isn't cute. It's like speaking of medical insurance, do you have any? Because I'm worried about you, you know? There's also something so narcissistic. I mean, Cirque Ashley's credit, she has been very upfront about what she wants.

She's like, I want to fuck you, I want to fuck you. And he's like, and then he says, now he's saying back to her like, I want to fuck you. Hey, let's get a massage. Oh, we have an on-sans from massage. Oh, yeah, but he I want to fork you. Hey, let's get a massage. Oh, we got an on-sans from massage. Oh, yeah. But he's making good place jokes.

You know what I mean? Like, he is making good place joke. But like, but the thing, I guess what I was just gonna say, it's sort of narcissistic because it's like, I think he is really enjoying the fact that this girl is just like so hot for him and he's gonna like take it all the way literally to the like at like the limit and you know and then he'd be like oh I didn't realize but meanwhile his ego is getting you know like his ego is getting fully you know

strokes no point intended by this experience and I think the fact that he needs it so badly that he has to like do this whole rigmarole is like sad. Yeah, it's sad. So sad Gary. Join us for sad Gary. The sad, the sad. Nothing else. Nothing else about Gary ever seemed sad before. So let's see here, we're after Gabby and the, okay, so everybody returns to the table. And then Gary, I'm sorry, I'm still at, I'm gonna fork you. Okay, it's time to scroll down Ronnie, that was a note to myself. So then I knew there was something else I wanted to say about this scene.

Kelsey is like, oh, you guys hold on, and then she pulls her hair out, not out, but like she whips her hair around and flosses her back tooth with it Okay, Kelsey. That's just fucking disgusting at this point. It's just You have you had proper dental floss It's not appropriate to do it the dinner table okay And Gabriela is like she again passed aggressive like oh, I found floss by the way as if like there'd been no like They're on a mega yacht and they can't find floss. Gabriella's saying that.

It was like her way of being like, don't do this. Well, at first I thought, okay, so this girl isn't paying attention and she's just has like a nervous habit of, I don't know, flossing her teeth with her hair and they kind of caught her and it was embarrassing. But no, that's like her thing now. She's like, I got the girly floss

with my teeth with my hair. Oh, hold on guys the girly pluses my teeth with my hair. Oh hold on guys I'm gonna floss my teeth with my hair at dinner. That's my thing bro slukey So then they get into They go they have back to the boat they're in the vans and then they arrive at the boat And so then like Ashley Climes from like the back seat over over the seat and then like rolls over on to Gary. And of course her dress fully comes up like over her head and she's like, oh my God.

I'm like, oh God, these two are awful. Yeah. And Kelsey said, kiss guys, you guys should just like kiss. And he's like, they kiss, the girls kiss. And then he's like, damn you, she's me. And Kelsey, the girl who flosses her teeth with her hair is like, you smell like cigarettes, I'm not gonna kiss you. And I was like, you just got disted by the girl

flosses her teeth with her hair. Well, she smells like ginger virus. That's what she smells like and she's judging you. Get it together. No, I mean, obviously she cares about oral hygiene. That's why she needs the floss every two seconds with her own hair, like whatever she can find, she will floss with, you know, so I think that like the cigarette thing is probably a very, it's a sticking point for her, you know. So, um, so then they're back on the boat and Gary gets into the,

almost everyone goes to sleep, but Gary decides to get into the jacuzzi and then Ashley comes out and she's just like in a bikini and she's got like very large breasts and so there she comes out like breasts just like boom boom like she's like ready. She's like I'm showing off my assets. I'm gonna I'm pulling out all the stops tonight. This is gonna happen tonight. So she comes out and she's like, I'm not, okay, by the way, I'm not coming to fucking snuggle with you, Gary. I just wanna sit in the GQZ by myself. I'm like these two, like the lies they are telling each other. It's just unrediculous.

Ket to her, massaging his feet immediately. I just wanna give you her feet. He's like, I'm I'm as always, please. Okay. So calling the gabby or watching this and calling is just like, what the hell Ashley is desperate for Geary? It looked desperate. It's insane. And she's like, yeah, well, it's a game to her. And that's her words. She said that out of her mouth to me. And he's like, what are you seeing, these?

Yes, is your one-eyed snake seeing it because it's standing at attention. Could you put something over that Colin G's? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. It's then in the hot tub, Ash was like, I'm good at massages. I was like happy and they do in private. Oh my god, I love that she's so modest. So Gabrielle is like, I'm not in the place to say anything because I've been out of control as fuck. It's like so weird.

I mean, it's a Gary. Am I right? And they start laughing. And so he just keeps going, are you seeing what I'm saying? Yeah. Are you getting this on your phone camera? Someone showed this is amazing. Oh my god, she's straddling him now. And Collins, like, what the fuck is happening? This is amazing. Excuse me on the full of minutes in the bathroom. I'll be right back. So Ashley's like we can go downstairs So they do and Gabrielle and Colin are of course just cracking up watching all of this and Gary's like but all just warm So they go into the room they go into one of the guest cabins which at this place At this point this place is just like a video jerk off booth. Yeah. This boat just must stink.

Like, you know, air freshener and mop. I don't know. It must be disgusting in there. So it's a lot of semen. Yeah, a lot of vessel. I just would never stay on this boat if I was, if I have the opportunity. It's a lot of fan.

Yeah. It's disgusting, you know. So they go down into one of the guest rooms and Gary, we hear behind the door. Gary's just like, well, I just want a friendly massage. That sort of came down here. What are you doing? And she's like, I am going to massage you.

I just took my shirt off. I went, you know, fuck me. And he's like, oh, yeah, go on then. Go on then. And he's like, oh yeah, go on then. Go on then. And then he goes, Gary, you're being a bad boy. And then he like lets out this. It goes to commercial, it sort of pulls out, no pun intended.

The camera pulls out and you just see the yacht and you just hear him laugh. Truly, if you ever needed a PSA about smoking, this is it, because you hear him just go, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom It's like if a 19th century chimney could laugh, that's what it would be. Like that's like literally like industrial revolution London would sit all over it. Like it's just that's the sound of the industrial revolution. I think it just sounds like a plague, you know?

It's like the Spanish flu. If anybody missed the chapter of the Spanish flu in history, here it is, you know, right before commercial break. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

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that he was letting someone house it for a while. And they let the dog out without it. It's on you. The penis is on you. You think, get it out of me And he's like I thought you were giving me a friendly massage and she's like you're fucking inside of me We're way past that I'm like Yeah, it's just one of these things like Gary at what point did you like you realize that when you put your penis in her That's like what are you doing?

So I didn't put my penis in her. She put my penis in her. Like I was just laying there naked with the hard on and she put my penis in her. It's like went. Oh, this is. It's just it's not. It's not, um, it's not great.

It's not great. It's not really great. So he goes into his room and like he runs away basically and of course It's just to tell the guys like I don't know how to deal with this. I mean, they're turned around and she stalk naked and I said I'll be for a massage Like this is not okay. You're not a massage envy. Okay. This is not like you didn't pay your Your 53 dollars and get your card punched and then you're like, well, I'm going to do this and I'm going to go sprouts afterwards. Like this was late night drinking.

You guys have been in lots of sexual innuendos. Like you can't just you can't just play this naive Gary. I'm sorry. You really can't. And Ashley's like, well, I just went down for a massage. That was the intention. I mean, other things might have happened, but I don't want to go to details. If this show was serious about entertaining me, there would be a tender pulling up with her sister on it. I mean, I know. I can't take this.

I can't, I can't either. And then I would be really in favor of Gary having sex with the sister, because that would just be hilarious at that point. But it's just ridiculous. I mean, it's the two of them, the way that they're both acting like, oh, one thing led to another. I'm like, you guys just throw yourselves off this, because now he's gonna do for the rest of the episode. He's gonna do the, oh, I don't even remember it happening.

I wasn't, I didn't even know what was going on. And then she's gonna do this the rest of the episode. She's gonna say, we had sex. So he's gonna over exaggerate his, like his naive tay. And she's going to over exaggerate their passion. And it's just awful. Right. It's like she just wants to say that she finally got him,

you know, it's so gross. And she's also, you know, I don't always like saying, like if Rolls-Royne reverse, this would be a much different story. But in this case, just listening to how you're talking about it, yes, he's gonna walk around saying he doesn't remember and she's gonna walk around bragging about it and saying he wanted it the whole time.

When every time he gets wasted, she follows him and tries this same shit, you know? And then he's like, what, I can't imagine. It's just like such an odd time for this to be happening is like a fun storyline, you know? Like, it's not. Yeah, I mean, like if the roles were reversed, I mean, that is something that has, that has crossed my mind, which is why I'm like, load to say something like, oh, well,

Gary had a coming or he sent off all the signals because that's the really toxic language that's surrounds these sort of conversations. So like, you know, trying to navigate between that kind of talk versus also like, but he's also acting like oh We didn't know what was going on, you know, I don't like you know It's really hard to navigate that especially on like a recap where we're just trying to be funny But the truth is also like when we say oh the rules were reversed the rules were reversed I would at the end of the day you the roles were reversed When the rules were reversed and there's not really a history And then men have to do it with a changeable At the end of the day, the roles weren't reversed. And the roles weren't reversed.

And there's not really a history. And men have had to deal with that. And men have had to deal with that. Yeah, men have not interchangeable. Right, men have not dealt with that for decades and centuries. Well, for all the time, basically. Yeah, it's not. And he's a superior, she's not a superior.

And like, and she's like little superior at nothing in life. Let's not forget. But like, and she's like little superior at nothing in life. Let's not forget. But like, it's really fast a logic. It's really easy to want to always say, if the roles are reversed, I'm not, I'm done it. I'm not innocent and that's not totally done it. But the truth is that logic doesn't always work in life because things are like, context is everything, you know?

Yes, context is everything and I don't think it's exactly the same and I'm not saying that it is, which is why I never say, if roles are reversed. But in this case, I'm't think it's exactly the same and I'm not saying that it is, which is why I never say if Rolls-Roye reversed, but in this case I'm like just listening to the language coming out of her mouth. It's like It's interesting to think about it's an interesting sort of like you know Twist on what we unfortunately always see on below deck, you know, right? But you know, it's just, it's gross.

Here's my basic product experiment. It's just fucking gross, okay? And it's like to the point where it's awkwardly gross, it's not fun gross anymore. It's like just, you're trying so hard for what? Like you're trying so hard to get the stains, musty paper bag that's been shoved behind a dumpster for years to fuck you and it's sad

It's sad to watch like get something going on in your life, you know It's like waiting in line at the Apple store for two hours and then you get to the front of the line And when you get to the front of the line you don't ask for an iPhone you ask for like some Oscar Meyer Beloney or something you're like really that's what you're waiting in line for all this time so then Ashley You're like really that's what you're waiting in line for all this time. So then Ashley Comes to bed and Gabriella's like are you eating snickers in up there? And she's like no, I'm eating my birth control. She's like could you probably need it? Were you guys fucking in the guest cabin and Ashley just goes? Uh-huh

You know why she's probably you by the way, I think okay a lot a lot of things to unpack there First of all, Ashley be like yeah, yeah, we were totally fucking, as far as we can tell, I mean, I can't even get, I'm not even gonna get into the debate about where they have insects, where they not having insects. I really honestly don't have the patience for that debate, but I will say, I think it's funny

that Gabriella's first question is, are you eating your Snickers again? Like, I love that, Ash Ashley has like a Snickers thing. And it makes sense because I just read about this controversy yesterday about Snickers and a Dick Vane. Do you know about the Dick Vane controversy on Snickers? No, I don't. So people, no, I'm not.

It's hilarious. It's like, this is the internet, like prime internet. So basically, I didn't realize that people refer to the ridge on the top of the Snickers as the Snickers dick vein. And so, and so someone Photoshopped a Snickers without it and said, oh, the woke mob has protested that the dick vein is too offensive.

So Snickers has stopped making Snickers with the dick vein. And then people started to get mad. And people started to feel like it was the product of is too offensive. So Snickers has stopped making Snickers with the dick vein. And then people started to get mad and people started to feel like it was the product of the woke mob. And then I came out that it was all photoshopped and fake and that never happened. Snickers had to be like, we still have our veins. So the point is this, of course,

Ashley goes for the candy bar that actually has a dick vein on it. Okay. She also goes for the one that says, it satisfies you. Like Snickers satisfies you. The least satisfied person on this crew, vice-mentioned. I just see the idea that it's just like, are you munching on something? Just my birth control.

Like an altoid. Yeah, so this show. Just having my birth control smack up here. So Gabbyby's like I can't believe I ever gave him any attention Oh, please as if you didn't know all of this was going on from the very beginning like you don't get to just wriggle out of this either So then Gary calls Ashley into his room. This is the next day now, and he's like what happened last night? I was just a drunk Wait, wait by the way, I think he's totally skipped a very important part, which is Kelsey fainting in the route.

Kelsey unable to get into her bunk. Did you or did I just lost in my own thoughts when you said that? I think sometimes I just skipped through Kelsey's stuff, because I assume she's like, I don't know, trying to get a rope out of the water or something. That's okay. There's really nothing more to it. She just fainted. She just, she's trying to get into her out of the water or something. That's okay. There's really nothing more to it. She just faint. She just, she's trying to get into her bunk bed and she can't get in there.

And he's like, didn't eat any help. She's like, she's like, no, I totally got it. And then she just falls over and and she's like, oh my God. Oh my God. You're fainted. You told me I found her. Just now you're fine. And just sit down. I'm on. Sit down. Yeah. She's trying to get up to work in the morning and she's still wasted.

So she can't go to work. She's gonna sleep some more before we're... So Gary calls Ashley in and says that he was just too drunk to do anything happen. And she's like, um, serious security, don't remember. And Mark says like, you remember she took you down stairs, right? And he's like, nope, nope, nope.

I remember drinking, I remember a massageres and then I remember going to sleep just like I can't I can't even deal with this this this ridiculousness okay so the producers like like Gary did you have sex with Ashley oh fuck no I'm gonna be giving him a song Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary Gary I'm gonna be I have a rash. So that's that. Then Gary and Ashley cut back to them and Gary says, he doesn't know what happened. He's like, I thought we just fell asleep.

And she's like, well, we didn't, but we did stop. I mean, we agreed to stop. We both agreed on stopping. Which of course now that she gets to amend the story is that she also just stopped, which is not true. And yeah, she said something about because they were sober or she was sober, maybe they weren't sober. I thought it would be responsible to stop something like that, right? Uh, yeah, I guess. And so Kerry is like, well, if it's going to happen again,

let's try not to be drunks, so I can remember and enjoy it. and enjoy it. It just like sinks back into the water. You see bubbles coming. He's like a swamp creature. I'm going to have fun and remember it. So he's also kind of disneyer of saying how it was not fun. So then, um, and then they go off after the resort and, uh, Glenn's like, you guys you guys whoa you guys look like a bunch of rock stars have fun

I'm gonna go write this yacht onto a sand barn gets stuck there oops I've got some ill-romantic novels to catch up on you guys have fun Just ordered some pop-a-dumped local Indian restaurant. I'll just be sitting here and the boat eating it alone So on the van everybody's drinking and having fun and colors like this is gonna get epic. I've got a feeling about it and it's like, oh my gosh we deserve this. Every charter, every charter has been good. He's like, we ran the boat ashore. So actually, I'm not gonna be sure what rule will you're looking at but Actually, what rule will you're looking at?

He reminds me of one time when I was down in my boat in Panama. I was I was saying this has been a great great Shots of sappers. Let's do it everybody. All right. I'll finish that story later So Gabriela is just chugging from the Champagne model. They have a few shots of her today, where she just kind of turns away, chugs, which is not really a great way to enter this party, where you think everybody hates you because you get mad when you're drunk. Okay.

No. Not great. So they're having fun, and Gabriella's very excited because she's like, you know what, today I'm gonna be my own height man. I'm gonna let my hair down, and I'm gonna let my hair down and I'm just like, not gonna get into my own head. Lies, so they all are like swimming and drinking

and jumping in the pool, jumping on floats, jumping on the floats and falling in the pool from the float and you know, swimming around and all that fun stuff. And then they have chicken fight and Ashley's riding Colin and she's fighting Gabriella and Ashley wins chicken fight and Ashley's writing Colin and she's fighting Gabriela and Ashley wins chicken fight So there was like a sister point in her in her book So then it gets really quiet and Kelsey is

Okay, so Gary's like a massage and Kelsey's feet and he's trying to make another three something happening basically right where he's like flirting with Kelsey and Ashley at the same time and Kelsey's like oh my god and here begins the start of Gary's foot finish and Gary's like want me to give me a blowjob and Ashley goes I'm pretty sure I did already He was did you really? Oh, really? Was it working? It was working. Well, that's good to know. Thank you. Thank you very much, Roblojab. I'm like, you're acting like she got you a coffee.

Oh, really? Oh, that's lovely. There's a lovely cup of coffee. Thank you so much for it. So, Roblojab. And she's like, oh my god, how do you have no recollection? Normally, everybody's obsessed with me. Oh.

I think when people post photos that say, stay away from her, that's not being obsessed with you in a good way. Yeah, there's like warning signs. There's like your faces and post offices, you know, I know. I know. That's not because they're fans. FBI unwanted list. Also, this is not the personality of somebody that everyone's obsessed with.

People who everyone's obsessed with wait for it. They don't beg for it. Okay, Becky. Okay, Becky, Peggy. You're Becky, you got married. You're embarrassing. Okay, Becky. You got me. Becky, you got me. Whatever, beg, Pundey, God, man. Thank you. Thank you, see you, God, man. Whatever, bank, Bundy, bank, Bundy. Oh, Becky, Becky Olson. Sleep cut. That was a specific reference. My no, that was so sad. I was like, oh my God, what a dramatic life.

I'm mad, man. But Becky Olson, Becky Olson had a great arc. I actually am mad that I've now called Ashley Becky Olson. She does not deserve to be pund. She does it. I was like, wow, I feel bad for Becky Olson. You know? Becky Olson has to get Olson.

Becky Olson has to get Olson. Yeah. Becky, by the way, and let me tell you something, everyone's obsessed with Becky Olson and Becky Olson never had to ask for it. She never had to be like, everyone's obsessed with Paye Yolson and Paye Yolson never had to ask for it. She never had to be like, people are obsessed with me. She literally had to, she just was like, get away from me all the time, you know, and that made people, she literally had that art department around her finger.

So, everyone, it's time for commercial, it's time for a crap and commercial. So then, and Gabby is offering Marcos. She's like, Hey, Marcos, you want this water? And he's like, I can't or are you telling me to hold your glass for you? She's like, Oh my God, I mean, it's hot out here. You shouldn't just like get roasted. She was cheering him. She was she she cheers Colin with her with her glass. And then she reached her glass out to cheers, um, a Marcos. And he refused to, like, clink glasses with her.

Oh, okay. Thank you. Yeah. Which is like sort of rude. Sort of, yeah. He hates her. So she's like, yeah, it's really hot. I mean, you're just going to get roasted and he's like, oh, you think it's hot?

And so then she starts doing his accent, trying to do his accent back at him, like, oh, and Venezuela, but I'm from. Ha ha ha. I was like, oh my god, this is not. Yeah, this is not great. This is not working out. I mean, I know that she's,

I think she's Brazilian, right? I think, I think she's Brazilian. I remember I looked up her Wikipedia and she's like a Samba extraordinaire or something like that,'t I don't remember why I looked it up, but I did But she's I think Brazilian so maybe she thought like oh, we're both South American We can do this sort of thing But you can tell like when she started doing that I was like oh, this is not going to improve their relationship right now Right, and he's like, um, actually, I don't say that I'm Venezuela anymore now

I'm pretty much American you know, I've been here so long and she's like, um, actually, I don't say that I'm Venezuela anymore now. I'm pretty much American, you know, I've been here so long. And she's like, okay, then fine. In Miami, where I'm from, and she starts doing this accent. Oh my God. Yeah. It was, it was cringe. It was cringe, although she was, I mean, if she hadn't done the accent, she would have been totally, right, like a lot, totally hilarious,

because that is kind of his thing. Like everything is, oh, well, you think, oh, you think this is a potato? Let me tell you about the potatoes I've had in my past. That is kind of Marcus' thing. And in fact, he literally goes, I know people like Gabriella in my past. To me, I'm getting flashbacks of my ex poking on me and poking in the nice snaps. I'm just going to avoid her so I don't snap on her. So this is the kind of person that would just murder me.

Yeah. That's my love language. Okay. Mocking you is my love language. I would be murdered in two seconds. Also doing terrible accents is my love language, but I don't do it at the person. Yeah.

Come on. And then so calm as Samarcus is like, you know, picking on someone that much, like that's like, you know, the way she's picking me off is like, picking on me like fuck off and Karna goes, yeah, she is a little bit obnoxious and to think that her deductible is so big, it's ridiculous what she has to go through. Here's what's annoying me about Karna. He's seeing all this go down, he's seeing Marcos refuse to cheer us with her and just

being a dick to her. She's seeing that Gabriela is trying way too hard, you know, I'm not at, to be friendly with him and to like build a rapport with him. And Colin is still like, oh, yeah, she's the worst, you know, like, yeah. And it's up to someone. Well, I mean, she was like your actual, she was, but you can tell she's trying to not be, you know, like she's not trying to, she's trying to be cringly with him. It's just not working and she's not picking up on the social cues, but she's not over there to hurt him.

She's over there to like try and make him like her again, right? Like she's trying to infer closeness. Colin, I think that we just expect more from Colin because he actually seems to be like the smartest person there, the most capable person and the nicest person. And it feels like he, he has had enough, has had enough conversations with both of the, both of the feuding parties that he should be able to bridge them. And like even though Gabriella was being obnoxious, by him saying she's being obnoxious, he's not like helping that relationship. He's just sort of helping Marcos be more entrenched in his in his viewpoint, right?

And seeing it as as rather than like helping Marcos see that this is Gabriela's, you know, like defense mechanism or something, which just doesn't mean that she's it's great that she does it But it's like he can at least try to foster a better relationship between the two of them. Yeah. So then Daisy and Gary are talking and the two of them. Yeah, so then Daisy and Gary are talking and Gary's telling her about Ashley. He says, yeah, today she said she gave me a blue job, but I don't remember that. And it must be because I was vote-co-wasted. I mean, that's not attractive. The regular kind of wasted, I am. It's a track about vote-co-wasted. God, it was out of that one. I'm a human wanna have sexes beyond an orbit basis. Little an unparallitically fucked. So the comments like, so you went to the cabin last night, Ashley went to the cabin last night, Ashley, went to the cabin with Gary, Ashley and Gary, his Ninjury,

Gaius, Cicamon, give me the deets, girl, I'm not here all week. And she's like, yeah, I gave him a massage because he goes, what's up with Jaina? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't remember where the massage ended and the sex began. We had sex, we totally had sex. Yeah. And which, you know, she doesn't, she thinks because there's no cameras there that nobody knows. I mean, we would have heard Gary getting a blowjob, I think.

Yeah. And he's not going to remember, I mean, come on now. So then Gabriella is chugging from the champagne bottle alone and we know that this is not going to end well. No, and then there's more pool antics, Marcos jumps in the water, he tries to do a flipper backflip or something, but he just winds up doing a backflop.

And then there's more antics in Gabriela, gets kicked in the face and they rewind it and highlight it, she gets kicked in the face. And you think it's gonna be a big drama because they did that, but nothing really happens from it. It's just more things happening in Gabriella that's just making her hate life. Yeah, Marcos is basically just laughing, right?

Because he's the one who flips the floaty that made the kick happen or whatever. Because he did the jack and I for whatever, whatever. So he's kinda laughing and she's like, that wasn't funny. I mean, remember when you were addicted to me, Marcus? And yeah, you guys, I don't know why you're laughing because that wasn't funny. And someone says, oh my God, you act like you're married. And she's like, well, then I'm not ever getting married.

Cause if that's how you act when you're like 40, like a fucking dick ass, I'm not getting married then. Gabriella. That's days in the side. I'm like, Gabriella. Gabriel, that's days in the side. Gabriel, that's enough now. Gabriel, so then Marcus, listen, if you hear yourself well, you're going to embarrass yourself. Gabriel, she's like, this is what a man is. This is how a man treats a woman.

And he's like, I hope you, and she goes, you hope I tie a loan, Marcus, we get it, Marcus. So, and he's like, she's been picking on me all day. And Gabriella's like, well, when I'm joking around with you, if you think I'm picking on with you, picking on, if I'm joking with you and if you think I'm picking on you, that's your problem, not mine. And he's doing that thing where he's like, listen to yourself,

like look at you. After he's been addicted all day and she finally snaps, like, yeah, after she gets kicked in the head, he's like, oh my God, why are you acting like that? Wow. And so she's like, well, don't worry, Marcos, you've already got 10 people on your side. So you're good. You're good. And they're like, what the hell's going on with her, right? So now everybody's like, oh no, now something's wrong with Gabriela and it like puts a damper on everything. So everyone's super awkward the rest of the time. Yeah. And then there's like just more antics we're calling it. Like Gary's pat sat on like

a shes lounge and so Colin goes over with a picture of cold water and pours it on his stomach. Did I just have sex with that picture?, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, alright. He's like, but what she says, she's dealing with, you still don't have to disrespect me. Yeah, he's like, I don't want negativity around me. I live too many years in a dark place and days he's like, I've never had this before. This is a huge learning curve for me and you can't tell people, tell me, people that they aren't happy that you got, I don't even know what I'm saying anymore. It's a learning curve for me even just saying this sentence is a learning curve for me. Marcus is being an asshole to you though. It's a learning curve for me, even just saying the sentence of the learning curve for me. Marcus is being an asshole too though.

It's like you pick at her all days. She came into apologize to you. You rolled your eyes in her face, you know? Like, where are you acting? Like you can't be around the negativity. You're dragging the negativity on and on. And then when you just say, well, she's going through things,

she can't be disrespectful to me. But then you turn around like, well, I've just lived too many years in a dark space. Like, you do the same thing. You shut up too. Okay. There's a lot of stories to go around in this one. All his stories are from like a negative thing. Like, you don't know what I've seen. You don't want to know what I've been through. Oh, my axe was terrible. Everything was terrible. That's why I choose to be positive. No, if all your stories are like sad and dark

and you're like really happy to like go back to that place over and over again anytime anyone talks to you then you're not really living in a positive place. One of his place is really dark. Like the stories we do know about him. Like they are like legit dark. But I think in general he goes to prove that people who talk about how not negative they are are lying. They are lying Just they're always telling you the opposite of the truth

I never trust when someone says that. I mean, I'm just a positive person, okay? Those are the people that go the craziest on you in the end Yeah, and the people who also say I hate drama, you know, it's yeah, oh my god people are obsessed with me Yeah, so now it's nighttime and everyone's getting ready to go out for their dinner and everything and Kelsey likes these garages like ew you still you smell like cigarettes because oh I just show Like you showered in nicotine Gary just admit it your shampoo is made by Marlboro So then let's see here getting ready for dinner. So then You know gabbies in the mirror doing her makeup.

Like, hi, my name is Gabby and I had too much to drink and someone pressed me off and now I'm a barist. So thanks for listening, mirror. So Gabriela, she then goes over to Marcos and she goes, Marcos, I don't want to fight with you and he goes, promise me. She goes, yeah, like it's, but like you also like don't fight with me. Like I don't want to like this, this is a one way thing.'t want to fight with you and he goes, promise me, he says, yeah, but you also don't fight with me. I don't want to, this is one way thing. I want to make sure, long story short, they both agree they're not going to fight anymore. They hug and it's like great.

They actually had a little bit of a breakthrough. They kind of had to explode to have a breakthrough. So you're like, great, wonderful. No, there's just not meant to be because then they go sit down. They're the first two at the table. And so she's about to sit down across from him. And she's like, so do you want someone else to sit across from you today?

Because we are always across this table from each other. He goes, OK, we can change. And she's like, oh, OK, then. Well, I guess all sit down at the other end of the table then great. She's very shannet bedore at this moment. She offers the idea and then gets offended. I know. It was like a little test.

She also, if she didn't want to sit across from him, because I'm not sure if it was a test, but if she didn't want to sit across from him, but didn't want to be rude and bad, she has to do the old classic. Oh, wait a second. I think I left my thing back and hold on one second and then she like, she should leave, let someone else take the seat and then come back in. I mean, that's just classic.

That's like, that's seat changing 101. Yeah. So then Gabriella, so I think in her attempt to like bond with the crew, she like tries to be funny and in a way that doesn't quite, you can see it's just not landing and it's awkward. She tries to take on the persona of a snooty, biatch who owns this village. She's like, I want to thank you all for coming to my house.

Thank you for coming, Marcos. Thank you for, and he's like, I'm not listening. It's like, of course you're not. Well, thank you for contaminating my pool, Marcos. I'll have to drain he's like, I'm not listening. It's like, of course, you're not. Well, thank you for contaminating my pool Marcos. I'll have to drain it now. I'm like, hmm, this is not the best first step right after your like fake. Right. You're trying to ingratiate yourself, but when it's not working, cut it off. You know, she just keeps going with the speech and going and going. Well, meanwhile, she doesn't know that Ashley has told everybody on this about, she doesn't know that Ashley is told

everybody on this boat that she doesn't trust them and she doesn't like them and she wants to quit because she doesn't like everybody. So she's like, why is nobody laughing at this? You know, like she's caught up in this thing. And then she just kind of snapped at Marcos, trying to be funny. That wasn't funny.

And it's just awkward on top of awkward on top of awkward. It's not landing. It's like a comedy bit that's not landing and everyone's taking it literally or they just don't think it's funny. And not only is it not working, she even does a call back to it later. And as someone who has made many callbacks, the things that were never funny in the first place, I get it. But in this case, she really has to just like zip it. Yeah so she's like okay everybody this was amazing so thanks for coming I'd like you to leave my house now and they're like well okay so we'll leave then. Alright Daisy's like well why is all that now she's time to them and use them. Yeah we did also by the way get a lovely moment of Daisy doing

River Dance stuff which I really personally loved. I just want Daisy to do that all the time like just one spare episode she's like well we're selling now so personally loved. I just want Daisy to do that all the time. Like just one spare episode, she's like, well, we're sailing now, so I guess it's time for me to do my dance. And so she's just, you know, doing the dance. She was adorable. So then, here we are back in the van. So Daisy and Colin and Gary, Colin's like,

what if that was uncomfortable? Was it just me? And she's like, oh my god, I want it to throw myself off a bridge into a river if you will That's here it goes We're in a van daisy Like you start the river dance you can't quit it now Yeah, so and then as she's like well, I'm glad we got one good day out of her. Am I right about Gabriela?

I'm like, you know what? Shut up Ashley. Stop it. So, I don't know what I'm talking about. Basically, Collins, you need to talk to Gabriela, because this is ridiculous, and she's heart, she's under you. And Daisy's like, well, I don't know what to do about it. It's what's my supposed to do about it.

Come on, go bra! And he's like, well, it's your fucking staff, so you have to discuss it with her and do it tonight for the drama. He's like, for me, I'd love the drama, but if you just did it, it's an all-night. I love you just like up front. Now, he's like, let's be honest, I just want to sit and watch and talk about it, and then one of you's go to sleep. That way tomorrow, I can say, hey, did you hear what happened last night? Okay, that'd be wonderful. Right. So then, Daisy and Abby are talking.

And well, basically it's just time to go home, right? They're all at home. They're all at home. Now they're back on the boat. Yeah, now they're back on the boat. And this is where Ashley said, Ashley's sitting with Colin. And this is where she's like,

oh, I'm glad we got one good day out of Gabriella, which is obnoxious because I'd like one good day of silence from Ashley once in a while. And she's like, we're not going to be friends. I don't give a fuck about her. I mean, three more weeks. Am I right? And Gabriella walks in.

She's like, oh hi. Am I interrupting something? And Ashley's like, no, we were just, I mean, no, not at all. Nope, nothing at all. And so she's like, okay, good. Well, Colin, could you give me an Ashley a beer, please? Which again, comes off as totally bitchy. I think she's like, can I have a moment with Ashley, right?

I wasn't sure what it was, but the vibe, it felt like very bossy in that moment, because it wasn't asked what it was, but the vibe, it felt like very bossy in that moment because it wasn't asked, it was like, hey, could you do me a favor? It was like, it felt like she was still in her character from earlier. And Cohen wasn't really into that request at that moment. He's like, well, everyone's going to bed. And he got up and I was like, well, do you want to drink alone? And so, he's like, I've do you want to drink alone? And so

come on. So he's like, I've already got a beer. I'm fine. And he's like, yeah, we've got beers. So is it you that wants one? It's like, you're the one who just sat down. Why did you not get yourself a beer on your way over here? She's just she thinks she's trying because she's saying all the things that you're supposed to say when you're trying like, you know, I I'm really in a vulnerable place and I'm going to try with everybody. But then her actions are like, this is you trying? Stop trying. Yeah.

And you're just making it worse. And I felt like really bad for her in that moment because it had felt to me like Colin was kind of like one of her best friends on the boat. Like she had even said like, oh, I connect with you. Like you're my people, but the others aren't. So to see him kind of get looking at her, like she was crazy, just sort of being like, the way he clammed up when she arrived,

that I actually felt like sort of stung a little bit. It's like, oh man, oh, like she's now fully alone. Like he's left her. Well, yeah, she walks up when he's clearly talking shit about her with Ashley too, you know? Yeah. Yeah, just stop talking when she walks in. So that everybody just goes to sleep,

because she's like, okay, fine then, I guess I'm going to bed. She just goes to bed. And so it's awkward, you know, another awkward scene. So then everybody goes to sleep and it's come, the next day comes. And Gabriella tells Kelsey, wow, I made it almost a whole day without fighting with somebody.

And Kelsey's like, almost. Mm-hmm. I almost made it a whole day without flossing my teeth in my hair, but I did it actually about 20 times. So whoops. So then, so Daisy knows she has to have a conversation with Gabriella to sort of like figure out the situation with her and Marcos. And you know Gabriella is feeling shitty because she's like it's what she's like she has one little thing with Marcos and it does all the

progress that she had felt she had made with connecting with people, etc. So like there's definitely you know unease on the boat. So she's, they're cleaning, they're making it bad, Gabri and Ashley. And so Gabri is like, you know, and then it's like one little thing with Marcos and like it did all this progress I made, which I love.

She considers it progress when she just gets him to accept an apology for like five minutes, you know. Yeah. And she's like, he just doesn't like me. And Ashley's like, well, we're wasting time here. Like, I don't want to make beds till one. This is distracting. So just like, come on, let's work. And she leaves and Gabriella's like, okay, well, I guess I can't force you to be my friend. Yeah, stop talking to somebody who hates your guts. I know. It's top confiding into the stupid girl. I love Ash is saying, oh, this is distracting.

Meanwhile, it's been like three weeks to for being like, oh my god, I think like, Gary and I, like we totally overcome history, like, oh my god, we did it last night. We had sex, we had huge, three-second sex. It was amazing. So then Glenn checks in on Daisy. He's like, oh, how was everything?

At the village of year, about yields, they have sex in the Bermuda Triangle. Oh yes, that was very nice. There were a few crew problems. It started to affect everyone's time on board. Ah, Daisy, ah, that's great, but why are you doing this little jig right now with your feet going up and down?

Where are you threatening to kick me? It's the River Dance! I can't stop now, it's been unguarded. So preference sheet meeting, oh God, this new people, I can't stop now, let's be done gorked So preference sheet meaning oh god this new people these new people coming on seem to real pleasure We've got dr. Kim Nichols a cosmetic dermatologist and she's requesting that everybody always address her as doctor Hey doctor. Go fuck yourself. Dr. Nichols Not even Dr. Kim, Doctor Nichols.

Well, that's very much like, so that's something my dad would do. Like I have like distinct memories of, I have like, I remember one time my parents going to buy a Pontiac and the Pontiac dealer was like, hey, what's your name? And my dad goes, mister.

Hahaha. Hey, uh, hey, what's your name and my dad goes, Mr. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the whole day. Have we? Hey girl. I just like infer closeness. You should do that. I will if I ever meet Dr. Kim Nichols. I'll be like, hey girl, hi lady. Um, so um, Gary's like, she's not on the eye. I will sit all around. I can't wait to fuck on. Oh, I do love playing Doctor, if you know what I'm saying. I can't wait to fuck on. Whoa.

Oh, I do love playing Doctor, if you know what I'm saying. Wee-le-le-le-le-le-le. So then, is it not Gabrielle? He gets on the phone with her friend, Cooke. Cooke, I think his name is Cooke. Cooke. But she calls him Cooke. Was he Cooke? Cooke, Cooke.

I don't know. Cooke. So she's a super bound with him. And he is the gay friend we all need, okay? Yeah. Cause he's just like Mattless. You know, he's not just smoothing it over there. with him and he is the gay friend we all need, okay? Yeah, because he's just like, not listening. You know, he's not just smoothing it over before. Like before.

But you're right, you're so right. Don't worry about it, you're perfect. Everybody else sucks. He's like, yeah, you know, you just need to stop sucking. You know, I mean, I think you're frustrated and it comes out to other people in just a terrible way. You've gotta stop doing that. Yeah, because she's like, I just don't know why I'm acting like this. And I'm like, I'm better at this than I'm just, I'm not doing.

Well, it's honey, is this about that, that ankle issue had again that you had to pay out of pocket? Because at this point, we all understand like it's time to move on. No, it's about my, my, my, my, so he basically is like, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, self-help books, you know, and as someone who reads, I'm basically projecting, because I can read a lot of self-help books and then figure out all this stuff of like why your mind is doing this or why your personality is like this. You know, it's like, what is an addiction issue? Oh, this makes total sense. I'm starting to understand my addiction issues, but it's like you're understanding it while you're eating a five pound or bag of M&M's. Yeah.

You know, it's like mentally, intellectually, understanding it, but then emotionally, understanding it are so different. She seems to be having that struggle where she knows what she's doing, but she can't seem to like stop her emotions. Stop it. Yeah.

So I get it. I guess I relate. Yeah. Her mind is telling her one thing in her body is telling another. Not really relate. Yeah, her mind is telling her one thing and her body's telling another. Not really. It's just her mind's telling her one thing and her mind's doing another thing at the same time. So, right. It's like you're reading a Weight Watchers book, but you're like farting out, you know, Ben and Jerry since the

same time. Sorry, that was gross. I hate farting. But you know, I mean, yeah, it's like when I'm like, Oh my God, I'm about to work out. I need a little bit of like energy. I need something like to fuel me a little bit. So then I have like, yeah, it's like when I'm like, oh my God, I'm about to work out. I need a little bit of like energy. I need something like to fuel me a little bit. So then I have like, I have like peanut M&Ms. Like, there we go. Now I can work out. I do that.

That's not even a joke. I do that all the time. I'm like, I just a little, just a little something to get me through my workout. So my mom always says, hey, at least it has protein and it's got some nuts. It could be worse, you know? Yeah. So Gabriella, the thing never. Sorry, I just. No, I just never finished my sentence.

I act like I'm done talking and then I just keep talking. You know, it's a no win. Right there, I just did it again. No, but I'm also like, I get trigger happy. And I'm like, I gotta say something really important. That's actually not important at all, you know. See, that's a perfect example of me saying, Ben, cool your jets, but I don't cool my jets.

So, Gabby Quetz. Okay, well thanks everybody for being here. But it is actually what happens. Now, we had talked about a blind that was posted about this show that basically said Gabriella Quetz due to emotional stress or something. And I thought, well, this blind doesn't make sense because that does not seem like it's gonna happen to me at all.

I mean, I was surprised it went this way. It's like this episode, I know that it's been intense for her and whatever, but it's just, like I said, at the beginning, it didn't seem that deep. And so, for her to take it to like, I can't take this. Nobody likes being a quit. I just, I was shocked that she didn't. Yeah. I was pretty surprised too. Like, when that blind came out, I likes me, I quit. I just, I was shocked that she didn't. Yeah, I was pretty surprised too.

Like, when that blind came out, I was like, but everything's fine. She's like fine, she gets along with everyone, where's this coming from. And then like as soon as that blind hit, like she started to like spiral downwards. So yeah, I don't know. You know, the good thing that we do know about it

is that like the blind suggested that there was something racially insensitive that was said from Daisy. And then Gabrielle had said it was not Daisy so I'm glad that our precious Daisy is not being problematic that makes me very happy. Yes so she basically quits very nicely with Glenn and she's like listed this is I'm affected in my brain it's not I have interpersonal work to do and I don't want it to disappoint you but I think it's healthiest for me to just leave the boat. I hate to quit before pick up. Like she's the nicest

quitter. She's nice. It's like a really nice quet. It's a quet. And he's like, normally, I would be disappointed. But under these circumstances, you know, look, you're doing what's right for you. So get yourself to the right place. but then he's telling us like, what the fuck? Like, I didn't know anything was even wrong, you know? Well, he didn't know it was wrong. He didn't know it was this wrong.

Well, so everyone's like actually pretty sad, except for Ashley, who's like, I get the bottom bunk now bitch. She's like, and if you think about it, also means one more big tip. Am I right? Everyone's like, and if you think about it, it also means one more big tip. Am I right? Everyone's like, wow, you're so cold. She has she's just a fucking horrid human being. I mean, talk about dancing on someone's grave, you know, you're just a fucking awful human being. I hope you fall overboard. Well, this is the peak of her life. So, you know, it's all downhill from here. Sorry, Ashley. Good. She's going to be doing Instagram lives about it till she's 70.

I know. So then ultimately the episode ends with Gabriella. You know how everyone goodbye and walking off the boat and she's just like walking down the pier. And then Glenn goes, well, that's gotta be a lonely walk, huh? I'm like, thanks, Glenn. Thanks, Glenn.

She feels good. Wow. Wow, she must be thinking about all her failures as a second stew. Wow, that's got to, that's really got to be in her head right now. Yeah, and everybody's making comments like, you know, I'm just glad that she's going to go work on her mental state and she really needs to take care of herself. I hope she figures it out. Do you guys not watch reality TV?

Was this the villain the whole time? Because I'm so confused. Because this is like, this is like a villain storyline, right? It's like the person who comes on, they can't get along with anybody. Then they just finally quit because everybody finally is sick of their bullshit. And I'm like, but I didn't really see her as a villain for this whole. It's so murky. This whole storyline was murky. I'm still confused by it. I don't know what to think.

There's also like an element of insincereity about it. Like, oh man, well, we just, it really sucks, but we hope that she just gets better. I'm like, well, you know, you could have expressed that kind of sentiment or concern or compassion when she was still on the boat, you know, and maybe helped her out there a little bit too. Well, I just try and think of it from their side, which is they think that this girl has just

been talking shit about all of them and hates them all and is quitting because she hates them all because that's basically what Ashley's told them. So I have to remember that side of it too, but I was like, you know, kind of fuck all you guys, fuck the show. And especially fuck you, Ashley. Fuck you, you suck. It surely does suck. Or that's what she claims. So anyway, guys, we will catch you.

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