Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Getting the Job Bun

Episode Date: April 26, 2023

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That crap we love to talk about. On EO Braves, I'm Ronnie. I'm with the gorgeous, talented, amazing, thin, poetic Ben Maddler. Hello, Ben. Wow, poetic, thank you so much. I was not expecting that today. I feel like my general stuttering and overuse of the word like would not make me poetic, but I appreciate. Listen, that's the poetry of our time. Okay,

that is that is modern syntax. Okay, if you don't think it, you're not, you're not very Shakespearean. That's it. Well, so it is below deck sailing yacht day, which is quite a quite a quite a time that show. They have quite a time, not one. So everybody, thanks for being with us for another day. We can't wait to see you. We go back on tour next month. We're in New York City on the 11th of May. And then two nights later, we're in Washington, DC at the Lincoln Theater. Those are both huge shows for us. Cannot wait to see you guys. We love coming to both those cities. So in party for our final send off. And I mean, not final send, you know, we're not dying. We're not quitting, but for the tour. Right.

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So they were pretty fun to mock. And that's all I have to talk about at the moment. How about you, Benooneys? I got nothing to talk about. I mean, you spoke for me brilliantly. I mean, who's the poet now? I think it's you. Why?

Hey, I'm gonna push that total edit a bit, am I? All right. All keep it right. It's gonna be a close to my heart. Here we all below, Jake's in like, your upper level way. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's kind of after Easter week and They're not talking about Jesus. They're talking about Gary. So I was a little offended myself Yeah, but return my family Return of the King is also like Lord of the Rings. It's very hobbity. So there's a Bible I'm very I just lately, you know, I think it's because I got told I was gonna die if I let my blood pressure get higher

and I think now, I think it's like there's no, there's no atheists in a foxhole kind of thing. We're now just like asking the Lord things. Wow. Rants per pound during the day, isn't it? Yeah. It's because you've never heard that. I've never heard that. Yeah.

I've never heard that. There's no atheists in a foxhole. Yeah, it means obviously what it sounds like when you're at war and you're about to die. Suddenly you start praying your ass off, you know. Pray. You gotta pray that it's why. That's why. Yeah, so that's why credit God with writing Lord of the Rings.

That's it. Okay, you know what? Hope I get a good room at heaven wouldn't my turn. That's it. To quote Whitney Rose, you see that? God did that. So yeah, below dexhailing Gary's back, it's very exciting. The episode opens up with, they're still playing Truth or Dare and Alex and Daisy are still making out in the hot tub. Actually the game seems to have ended, but they're still making out as the water sloshes around and everyone's like,

this is getting weird, so we're still making out as the water sloshes around. And everyone's like, this is getting weird, so we're gonna go downstairs and say. I got real weird and like orgish right away. And I felt bad for Chase, because Chase was doing that seventh grade thing. I'm like, oh my God, guys, we should play Truth Through Dare. Okay, I dare you to kiss, but he didn't really get to make out.

Just literally Alex just got to make out with everybody. I mean, Alex was making that with Larry Curly in Moe The officers we don't even see we're getting lot dances from Alex. What did Chase get? Well, that didn't chase get to make out with Mads. I think for a second, but I mean if we're gonna tally You know, yeah, he lost by the way I really was listening to Mads's voice this time because you have this very funny impersonation of her. And I see it, I 100% see it because she sort of has like a squeaky little girl voice

like almost like, or like a little boy voice that's going to puberty. Because he is very squeaky. He is very squeaky with the high voice. Yeah, I'm just a high-pitched boy. I can't, I'm not working on mine. I'm sorry guys. I'm, I'm just gonna call it right now.

I feel like my mad's impersonation is just gonna be me impersonating Ronny and impersonating her, which honestly I'm fine with. Well done, Jay. I do that only when I have one yet. I have to work on it. All the people I've been doing, I don't have one yet. I have to work on it.

And it's really hard for her. I mean, it's like it's like it is. She's got a little bit. Yeah. Chase is like, yeah, I'm kind of catching a vibe that is bedtime. So, and then Alex and Pacey are just still going and they're like literally rolling all over the hot tub.

They're like thrashing a hot tub. They're having like an 80s, you know, sexy movie make out. Yeah, yeah. It's like there was out 80s movie hot dog or something. I feel like that's what this movement, this moment was all about hot dog so

Daisy's like why so much rigorous so much And Chase is like I'm a redneck Southern guy. This is just crazy for me. I mean this crew knows how to party and Lucy drops her brush and then goes down to pick it up and hits her head on the counter. And she's like, I'm so clumsy. Lucy, wow, that body takes a beaten this episode. And I feel like, wow, she really, like, I'm a mech is alive. Just on this episode alone, I'm just imagining all the other things she's like bumped into in her entire life at this point.

Yeah, she's really not exaggerating when she says she's a clutz, you know. Yeah. And when it's time to push those birdies out of the nest, you know, your parents are a little scared, but they're like, we raised them right. Her parents did not feel like that. I feel like her parents like, let's take one last picture together because surely you're gonna be dead the first minute you try subway stairs. You know?

Yeah, they pushed that birdie out of the nest and that birdie like bonked itself on about five branches on the way down. It did not work out well. Otherwise, still cut feeding her, which you're not supposed to do. Like if your bird falls out of the nest, they're dead to you. You know what I mean?

But Lucy's dad just kept throwing her down some mentors and just kept her going. So yeah, but you know, to be fair, a lot of people are doing really dumb things because Alex then falls down the stairs, whichever involves down those stairs, I think they have to redesign those stairs at some point. And then Lucy's like a stair ladder. You know, it's like a ladder. It's like a ladder. It's slightly pulled out. It's the worst. I hate those. Yeah, those are right. It's like you're not enough of a staircase, not enough of a ladder. Like where do I go from here, you know?

Yeah. So, and then Lucy is now barfing and then she gets into bed and bonks her head on the wall as she's getting into bed. This poor thing. She's got that brain damage at this point. So then they go to, we're in the mess now, and Chase is in there with Alicia and Alex, and Alex is like, I don't even like Chase.

And Chase is like, you're lying with friends, and then custody Daisy, who's with Madison Barfing. And Daisy is like, hard y'all, hey, Madison. And she's like, I'm okay. Tweet, tweet, tweet, a little bird above her head. Check your nautocache. She just trust me. I'm good.

And then Lucy is in her bed. And she's reaching to turn off a light or something. And we just see her reaching and reaching and reaching. And she just falls out of her top on top of the floor. And Daisy hears it. Oh my God. So she runs over there. She just hear thump.

And so she's like, oh my God, that must be loose. So she runs to Lucy and Lucy's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Just could you put that sheet on me, please? And she's like, I want to run the bed. This is the best situation. So there's like crib security. There's like a, there's like a cashing wall

that you can pull up. I'm full of proof glass. They put up, it's like they converted her bed into like a Western Union. People will bury her so she doesn't roll out. And the age is like, oh, I feel like this is a public service announcement. If you can't handle your alcohol, you shouldn't be on the top bunk.

Hmm. So then Daisy goes and helps Matt's bar some more and then puts her to bed, which is really cute. So then Alex, Daisy's taking care of everybody. So then Alex goes to the room, he shares with the captain, okay. And the captain, it's one of those bunks where the bottom is a full at the top as a twin So Alex is trying to get into bed and then he has a metal thermos with him It's dark so he reaches down to fit it on is trying to find the table to fit it on and then he just puts it on Glenn's head

Because they're because by the way there is no table and so he just Because they're because by the way there is no table and so it's like on Glenn's chest and then he like literally puts it on Glenn's cheek And Glenn like breaks up is like dude what's going on? What's why is this here? And he just doesn't answer he's just like all of them finally say oh So confused my bad He's so confused. He's my bads. He's my bads. So, now it's the morning and Gary, Glenn wakes up to a text of Gary being like,

I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, what? What? Whoa, damn, wow, like they have, everyone's got to wake up, Gary's coming. So he arrives and he's all Gary's, yeah, that was me baby, how's it going? What the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the,

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just looking around like who else got some on this boat. Yeah. And so then we go to Mads and Daisy. Mads like, I can't believe I threw up on night wine. And daisy says, oh so much worse, it's happened. I really won't worry about that. So then, uh, back to Glenn, he's like, so good to have you back, man. We really need you on this boat.

It's just so good to have you. Yeah, you know, Gary and I are like an old Mary couple, you know, this sort of old Mary couple, where one of us goes and fucks everyone who works in our household, you know, it's great to have him back. And Lucy's back was really hurt from falling out of the bed. I mean, it looks like she's missing all the skin off of her back. And so it's crazy. Yeah. So Alex is like, crevice man is septic and he put some on her and then Chase comes down while she's being bandaged and they meet Gary and Gary's like, oh, I'm Gary. What are you doing? He's as she's like, oh, don't worry about me. I just fell off the top bunk. And so Gary goes, well, so do you guys have like a loud bunch?

The fact that there's already injuries on night one, am I right? Who do you mean, who do you mean, who do you mean? And Collins, like, what did I miss in the jacuzzi? And the captain's there. And Alicia's like, well, someone did something. And the captain's like, what every day did? Is he still in the Chikuzi? So then Gary goes over the daisy's room and he's like, knock, knock, knock, knock.

He's like, you decent. Yes! Alright, make him a kegs and bake him. He's like, oh, Gary, thank you early in the morning for this. For the barber, for the barberless. And he burble, the burble, burble, this. And he's like, it's really great to see Daisy again. You know, we bumped AIDS. We've touched private parts, all right.

So then we go to small talk. Everyone's just doing some small talk. Colin sent to an app and Gary is talking about doing his COVID test and start, oh no, doing the boat test because Colin put a fix on the boat, but they still haven't tested. Test did, yeah. Yeah, they're gonna, they're gonna see, they're gonna find out what the limits are, the new cruising limits are of the boat. So Gary starts giving orders the deck hands and, and you know, Alex is really happy because they finally have a boss. He feels like they're like really set up for success now and Colin is, you know, Alex is really happy because they finally have a boss. He feels like they're like really set up for success now.

And Colin is, you know, firing up the engine now, doing a big test. And, you know, there's a lot of like, there's a lot of like, below deck, decky action of like, stern lines and up anchors and all eyes here. And we're gonna get out of here. And we're gonna go up to 1200 now, guys. All right, here we go. Pick it up. Pick up the glasses watch the glasses You get those ones. Oh get the lines get the lines on the mall

The We're gonna sink we're gonna sink we're all gonna die We're gonna die everyone's on Kathy beats passes by on a little boat But then It comes on and the temperature rises, but then it finally stays the same. And Colin's like, yes, this is exactly what we want. Such a great feeling to have it working like this. Yeah, it's working because of course they created Doomsday scenario.

Colin's like, if it gets too hot and the parts on the engine are even just a little bit corroded, it could break. And when things break in and in, things are going fast, it could literally explode like my former relationship, which seemed like it was going well, but I didn't. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. I'll just earmark that for later, telling everyone that story later about my relationship.

So and I love that they showed a piece of metal coming off and steam just like blowing through it. He's like, oh no, steam thing's broken. But then whatever happens where the temperature stays the same and he's just like, okay, well just ignore the steam thing. That's fine. That still has a big hole in it or a dent in it or whatever. We'll be fine, guys.

We'll be fine. We'll be fine guys. We'll be fine. We'll be fine. We'll be fine even though our engine room looks like it's like a factor in 1876 at the moment. It's fine. That's totally fine. This show is literally terrifying. So Gary is like, all right, when you sort of use guys out,

all right, Alex, what do you want to do? And Alex is like, I'm already doing nights, so I'll do nights. And Keri's like, oh, not so awesome, bro. Even though I've no idea. Love him. Yeah, and tonight Gary's like, so what are the stories from the first child? Oh, blah, blah, blah.

And Chase is like, well, you know, like, he's like, I had a kiss with Mads in like Truth or Dare. And then Alex made out with everyone in the crew. And he's like, oh really? And who's the best kisser in the crew? And Alex's like, hee, daisy, she wins. Oh really? Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee from him. He took me two and a FG is to his taste. Good for him. Well, well, well, well, but you seem slowly starting to melt down. And then we see Gary make the ultimate effort. He moisturizes his man bun. You know that Gary feels threatened

on a season when he comes in with a moisturized, beautiful man bun because that shit is not strenghy. That shit is ready for some love. He is going through HBS, herbal, herbal spiral. Hibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibibib And they think, he don't know what this is. I can't even. And then Gary is showing the deckies how to do like fenders and stuff and they're dropping an anchor and they're backing up into their slip again. And Chase is like trying to show Alex how to do something with lines. He's like, here's what you got to do. You pull this this way and Gary's like, no, no, no, you're doing the wrong way. You do it the other way as much better. You have a better line. So you think it's just like, oh, like deck stuff,

but it's actually selling the seeds of a big chase and Gary situation that hold in over the course of the episode. He's like, have you ever even done a stopper not before? Oh, we're done. And because Chase is just doing the same thing he's been doing the whole time,

which is just kind of being like, hey team, All right. We've got 20 meters until we stop I'm here. It's like that's a long 20 meters or when you when you can throw the rope just throw it see that and He hates this because he thinks the sky is trying to step in and take over Well Chase does have that he's like confidently wrong about everything You know, and he's like, he seems really nice. And he seems like he really does want to be like a team player and be good, but he's confidently wrong about everything. He's learned to leadership from like, you know,

being an assistant manager like Dairy Queen or something. You can just tell like he knows. He's got the right ideas. And maybe one day he'll be really good at it, but not yet. He's the guy that you listen to on the trip on your friend trip. He's like, no guys, I'm telling you, the short way is this way. You need to turn here. And I was just about to fucking lost, you know. He gives you terrible directions very confidently, and then you get lost. I was just about to say that. He's that guy. Yeah, good luck to people on the amazing race.

You run into him. I'm telling you, if you're ugly, if you're poor, if you have nothing, like if you are just at your worst in life, the best advice I can give you is fucking fake it, because people fall for confidence. They will give you anything if you show any kind of confidence. Look at Chase.

Yeah, exactly. And he's also tall. So Gary's like, oh, also get taller. I saw a headline actually in the news that said, leg lengthening surgery gains steam. Can you believe that? Is that a thing? People are getting their legs lengthened?

I know you can do that. Can I get them unknied? Unknied them and make them like licorice sticks. That's what I want. I don't know how you could do that. You're just gonna be like that cartoon character by our crumb just walking around. What's that guy's name?

I don't know, but I did see crumb. So I felt very, I said did see crumb with written intelligent. Yeah, I'm full of dirt, did see Chrome with, we're intelligent. Yeah, I'm bullsharned. We saw a documentary, did the 90s. It wasn't Giovanni Robici. What's that guy's name? Who's kind of a homely actor, Paul?

Yeah, Paul Giamatti. Paul Giamatti, yeah. Yeah. So, um, you can be even more sure whenever you see a Paul Giamatti movie, because he's not hot like Tom Cruise. So you're like, yeah, watch the movie with like a

somewhat homely person. I'm really smart. But now he does Verizon commercials, which kind of takes away his homely intelligence cred. He really does. He should do cricket. Yeah. Ha!

I'm like virgin phones. I don't know that I'm not that important. I'm like virgin phones. I don't know that I'm not. I don't know that I'm not. I don't know that I'm not. I don't know that I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.. Okay, so chase confident person. So Gary's like, well, coming in now, these guys have already got a charter under their belts and they've taken the initiative, which is great. But there's only way one way to do things on this boat. And it's more fucking way bitchies ever. So then Gary, Gary's asking Alex about his yacht experience in Alex is like, yeah, well, I charter small boats in Miami. I basically

Basically take robots out and have drunk girls on them and give them beers and I just sort of paddle around and then go back to Okay, that sounds great. Yeah, well the biggest boat I ever worked on was 60 meters and there was a little too regimented for me It was too much of a rule. And Alex is like, yeah, too many stinking rules. Why are you talking like a hearty boy? Too many stinking rules around here. Yeah, it's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. So meanwhile downstairs, Lucy, she's like, oh, on it, if you're hiring, you know what it's

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So we got a preference sheet meeting and captains like charter to Kim is a powerful, it's a founder of powerfulals, a coaching and education company, which basically means she rips you off because of the fuck needs them. The fuck needs this company? Could someone please point to a need? And for some reason, her friends are Justin Guarinean, some other people. I feel like no one's really addressed this on the episode, but this is Justin Quarine on this chart.

Is there anyone going to notice that? And we can even give him a kairan that says Justin Quarine for crying out loud. For Justin Quarine, he gets so fucked over in this episode. Nobody knows who he is, nobody cares who he is. And he's still trying to be a diva. Like, you guys, surely they have Justin Quarine's second place on the first American idol at the bottom of the screen. Surely they do. Greeney second place on the first American Idol at the bottom of the screen. Surely they do.

They do. I mean, the only, like, there's a pat, they do have a close-up of his face on the preference sheet. And it says Justin Guariney. But we don't even get, like, the standard thing where they, like, interview Chase. And they say, wow, Justin Guariney, I remember being, you know, six years old and seeing him on American Idol or whatever. But I guess if you think about it, that was like 2002, or I think it's 2002, maybe 2003, but I think it's 2002. So they were all probably like two years old at this, like when that show was on.

It's like, no one knows who he is. No one knows. And it's funny because he comes on and he's like, would you iron every single thing in my suitcase, please? Yeah. And you know what else would be great as SkiDoo, which I don don't see out here. That would be really good. I was like, oh Justin, you poor thing. He's like from Justin to Daisy with love. So anyway, so it's Justin Gorevini, which is the most important part about this, and Daisy's

just saying how she feels really much better. She's like, well, Chata one was a complete disaster. But as long as my students stay on top of service and Lucy does not bunker head on every single surface in this boat, you hear the distance, boom. Oh, well, too late for that. Well, it's going to be another shit show. And then Lucy and Matt are getting the cabinets ready. And Lucy goes, do you know how much fucking toilet paper

I'm putting in these cabinets? No, I don't know how much I'm putting in. So, I mean, oh, by the way, that lady Karen, I was gonna forget her name, but it's Karen. It's very easy to remember. She got some like social media account because people were hating on her. And so she got some special account to like fight back

or explain her side of the story. And she posted a picture of two tiny little bags of trash because she's got those little tiny trash cans in, I don't know what I'm doing it with my fingers to show back to the audience. I get it though, I know what you're talking about. Like the small bathroom trash cans, there were two of those.

And then one half a roll of toilet paper sitting by the door that they were trying to throw away. Well, that's why you didn't have toilet paper, Karen, because you literally were trying to throw away the toilet paper that was in your room with those trash bags. So you're trying to vindicate yourself, but you just made yourself look like more of an asshole, okay? Just toilet paper. In a three way, a half toilet paper, did the toilet paper fall in the toilet or something? Like why?

Maybe. But then to know that you did that and to have a picture that you post online, when you're in an episode literally with your white lady tears saying they never gave us toilet paper, how dare you, man? How dare you? How dare you, how dare you? How dare you? How dare you? How dare you?

How dare you? How dare you? How dare you, how dare you, how dare you? How dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you? How dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you. Yeah, I'll tell you what, you don't have shaman. No, not very shaman.

Yeah, I can't spell shaman without charm, okay? Good luck being friends with those bears, and they're always messy butts. So, yeah, really, God, what a great, hey guys, who we should really have speak out for our toilet paper, when people think of their buttolls, they really wanna think of like, what bears buttocks might look like. Yeah. Hey and like maybe to illustrate that let's have the bears like rubbing their butts on

trees so we can really make people think about all the bear fecal matter that might be on a tree. And how soft our toilet paper really is. Okay so let's see here. Mass Captain Gary, Alicia Chase. They're talking about what time they're going to get on deck for the next day. It's eight. And Gary's like, eight o'clock and Chase goes, oh, so 755 got it. And he goes eight. I love Gary hates him for trying to be a good employee. Gary hates him. I think Gary is just frustrated because he missed out and he's like suspicious. He hates that the other guy's got to make out with the other girls first, so he's just like angry and he's just like ready to take it all out on chase.

So, and then everyone's exhausted and yeah, they're basically Gary's like, where's Daisy? She's in bed. And she's like, I'm right here, Gauri. I'm right behind you. Cause, oh, okay, I'm stressed, cause here are stressed. You're all on to the boat after her. I'm a photographer, I hear the water stressed right now.

You don't even have to deal with all the peat, cause that's where missing from three seasons ago. And girls like, oh, you had a little club days. Did you miss him? Do you miss him? I mean, almost as a tractor, oh yes. So, like, short. So then we go to Gary and Alicia drinking outside

and this night now. And Gary's like, where's our fearless leader? She goes, oh, she's inside. He's like, no, Daisy. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Dad, I got the worst anxiety ever. I just want to cry, I want to cry, Dad. I fell in love with my back, yeah. That's your back, did you? You're one of the worst clubs I've ever met in my life, loose. Yeah, well, Dad, I just was like, I was really drunk, Dad,

I felt really bad. Every time I'm hungover, my father gets a phone call from me and I go to him and I'm like, I'm sure that's something or whatever, and then it starts being well, and he's like, babe, you have to learn another word other than service station It's not cute anymore. It never was cute to be honest But now it's really not cute because you're 22 years old and you got to get over it. I love that she goes my dad And that's a rash on hey, I'm dad is let out girl and it cuts to the dad going you go get over it

I don't drink that's it Chill, have a glass of water. That's a lovely phone. Oh, so we go to bed time. The amount of things are whales. And we get a really long shot of Colin slowly scratching his butt in bed under his underwear. So thanks for the really long shot. Really long shot.

Really long shot. And then Alex, it's a middle of the night. And Alex, Alex he's sleeping and I guess he has his glasses nearby and they just fall off the bunk onto Galen and then just takes him put some on his side to it He's like you see this I keep this I keep this now. He's a mine So it's the morning and Gary's favorite And he's like corals can you on can you come to the main salon you're happy the way the last charter went girls how are you and Lucy's like it was fun because she picked up on stuff the article made the I picked up on stuff the chef of all she's like well don't take their parts don't

take their feedback personally it was a strange charter and those ladies were crazy so this time you know just like make sure you're checking the toilet paper at all times. And Lucy's like, I'm going to work my ass off. And like days he asked me to do something for her. I'm going to do it for her. And like, I want to be known as someone who works hard. And like, we can always rely on Lucy to do the job. Oh, how do I hit my head if I'm sitting perfectly still? How do I do that? I just want people to thank her man, say, people, people will say, listen, she can do it. Like the kids.

Just put it home, that's all I want. But I just want for people to say, Lucy, she can do it. Yeah, good old. She can do it if it means falling out of a bunk. Yeah, if it means like hitting your head 97 times a day and still maintaining some kind of current going from your brain to the rest of your body, then yes, she can't do it.

The provisions, provisions, and Lucy's complaining that stuff is heavy. And Alicia's like, you can do this. You can do this charter too. Have you done the bathroom flows, although then that's fucking God. And she keeps saying how good they're doing, but she keeps coming in and redoing the towels. Have you done that every time she comes here? She keeps having to show them that when you hang towels on one of those racks, you have to tuck them behind each other, you know.

They keep on like just flopping them over, like a car wash or something. Yeah. Stupid, stupid people. We've learned so much from this show. So then they have to line up, cause they guess they're on their way. And Lucy goes, I've shown you the one holding the champagne, trust me.

And we see a flashback to her knocking over all the classes last week. So everyone approaches, and I'm like, is anyone gonna recognize Justin Guarini? And the answer is no. No one recognized Justin Guarini. I'm like, you guys have seen at least the Dr. Pepper commercials, right? I would not recognize them. Not from there. No, I wouldn't recognize them with sort of hair like that. I mean, I recognize his look from the show where he had like real big hair and like it was long,

like a little page boy or whatever, his bob or bob, whatever. I would recognize him then from 20 years ago, but I wouldn't just recognize him without a name now. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like I wouldn't, I think it'd be like half of the episode. I'd be like, wait a second, you know?

I'm not sure. Cause you know that he walks around about singing Kelly Clarkson songs. Like sort of in a, in like a nice, but not, not like interesting, not a, not in a winning way. Right, like he could do it better. He's just adding more riffs, but like a, you know. And they still don't get it.

So, yeah, so they, everyone's on board, Justin actually spills. He's like, I'm that guy. And, uh, Cahn's in the engineer room, and Glenn's like, I'm really feeling confident. I got my first mate back. We were able to get off the dock, and there's only so much shit can go wrong

before something goes right. Oh, well, it looks like Lucy just fell overboard. Okay, so one more thing, and then things are gonna go right. So Alicia tells us, I don't think my nerves are gonna have to calm down. As soon as the guests come, it's countdown. And now I've got salmon and cucumber and goat fed up with watermelon, send it up.

So then we get, how we're fracking. Yeah, we get this new, yeah, she's really a nice chef and she seems to do a really good job, but they're trying to make something out of her being nervous, it's not really hitting yet. Yeah, I hope there's some hidden craziness with her. It's like, she's like, I'm so nervous as I put some watermelon onto the bigs basically, you know?

Yeah, I was like, that's goat cheese and feta. That's goat cheese. I mean, that's goat cheese that you're getting to a watermelon. Like, it sounds good. I get it. Like, I will honor your nerves, but I feel like is this really the most nerve-wracking part of the job at this moment here? Sam and Cucumber, both also uncooked things.

So then we get a new bass line for line throws, which I like, because they're throwing the lines and it's like, I think they took out the bass line from the dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun to just use the bass horns for the line throws. And I appreciate it today. It's like use the bass horns for the lime throws. And I appreciate it today. It's like, it added a new gravitas to the situation. Let's be honest.

Yeah, it did. There's an urgency. Yeah. And this is where Justin's like, so if you have a chance, could you I understand everything in my suitcase? I'm telling me your name again. Oh, because of you.

I had my things I didn't steam. Yeah, and just this, this t-shirt, which says president of Justin Gourney fan club, just Colin Justin was on the first season of the American Idol and came on second place. This one just don't put that in the wash. Okay, just, just treat it very nicely. So then Matt's brings everyone, Muscat Mules and they make it off the dark and Daisy's like, I'd like to present but butterscalabs. Oh, good. Sounds delicious.

That sounds like a, I'm just introducing a performer. Please welcome to the stage, butterscalabs. Hey, hey, hey. So then we cut to the stage, Bird Butter Scalops. So then we cut to Lucy going, how my orinan ate shit? So I'm just going to just an eating his bird butter scallop, like his privilege. Poor Lucy. So then time for the sales to finally go up. It's episode three, the sales are going up.

So of course the music becomes all like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. And like you know, somewhere that the drawer in the, in the, in, in like the AZ's room is like, finally, it is my moment. I shall be opening, you know? Yes. And this is like, here we go, let's go, cast the drawers.

And everything starts opening and closing. Door swinging back and forth and Gary's is just moving over. It's just got to Gary like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh So funny. So for dinner, they're going to be doing a tasting menu. So this is going to be five courses, which we know what that means. It's going to take a long time. So the anchor is going down the primary, oh God, these primaries. This is the worst.

So they're like, so glad. We just have one request for you. And what is it about two hours before dinner that we're making this request? Great. We're just wondering if we could do dinner as a buffet and have all of the crew join us. We just want to show that we support poor people as well. Even though this means really that we're making one poor person cook way more than we prepared them for the last second. You know, we're all about charity, which is why we brought Justin Guarini with us. We want to show people that even though you're not number one, you can be treated that way sometimes.

We're just going to try and teach Justin how to treat people by having poor people sit with us and not allowing him to ask them to iron anything for them. Okay. We just want to show Justin what his life could have been like if he had sung just a little bit better on one day in his life. Sorry Justin, was that haunting for you? Oh good. So, yeah, so then meanwhile Gary and Chase are doing something in the book garage. I forget what that area is called, but like with all the stuff all the toys in there and Chases I wrote down the chase is trying to push some sort of agenda

I wasn't really clear what it was But he was pushing the agenda of how to do something with the things that are in there and Gary was not about it Like green cushion things. They're like green blow up. I think they're cushions and he's like What are we gonna do with these green things? And chase us, dude, those are sick. We already used them for the lady lunch picnic. It was awesome. And he goes, oh, I said, the beach shit. We used to be cheers. And he goes, no, no, it's not too bad. Listen, they don't take up too much space because they're really comfy, brother. And they're fucking sick,

honestly. Like, I would use them if I was a fucking charter guest. And Gary's like, I'm not lugging things around just for the sake of lugging things around or I, and he's like, bro, you're not lugging shit around old man. You tell us to do it. I was like, oh my, no, no, no, don't tell a gary old man. Don't do that, sir. Listen, Gary just walked on to the boat. He's dealing with some six foot four guy who's like been team manager at Watteberger for a week and now wants to take his job.

That has already kissed a man. He's got another guy who's fucking man-fun competition who's like 15 years younger than him. You're not going to be able to call Gary Oldman and try bossing him around. You're fired, sir. I think this will be a really great opportunity for Gary and Justin Gourney to bond because they can really connect over what it's like to have your identity wrapped up in your hair and what happens when someone steals that identity.

So it'll be really strong. It'll be a moving moment next episode. So Gary's like, he's like, trust me, I've done this for two seasons and I know exactly what to use. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. So, so then Glen tells Daisy about like the primary ones to have a buffet, a buffet,

and at least just like, the request is crazy. I mean, I can't say no, but it's insane. Hashtag, I'm nervous. That's my storyline, wink, wink. Yeah, and the captain's like, oh, okay, could you just tell me how this is gonna be hard? Because I mean besides not being able to have hot food set up while you're at the table and Jack,

oh, they have it. So then back to Gary and Chase. Gary is like, Jacob, everything. And Chase goes, including the big duck. And he goes, yes, including the big duck. So, what was the big duck? By the way, what was this big duck that they were talking about? I was like, have I missed a giant duck on this boat?

Because I would like to see it. I don't know, we need to see the big duck. So, Chase leaves and Colin, of course, comes to stir the shit. Because Colin is the best housewife on this show And he always does so Colin's like, you're okay That was guy wants to put out every little thing mr. Newell No, he doesn't realize let mr. Newell all is a bit like Mr. Independent amount of a misindependent my right. That was for you Justin. Are you listening up there?

So Colin's like oh is he getting on your nerves? Oh, yeah, don't listen neither and goes He's coming and girls like all right now. Hey, these are as well too and Chase is like you want to just rock two Paddle boards and a couple of foils and just no because if the guest comes down and, I don't want to look like a couple of assholes and flading paddle boards. All right, so get them all. It's kind of funny because Gary did just say, I don't want to take those green puffy chairs because if they're not necessary, I don't want to be lugging them around for no reason. But now he's like once but out of full display of paddle boards. I mean, I'm still in fight with Chase.

He's going to fight with Chase. But it's going to be no matter what, because Chase is trying to a type him, right? And he's trying to alpha him. And Chase is like, well, it's a bit choppy for paddle boards board. I mean, I can't imagine they're gonna want to do that Listen, I don't know if he's trying to beat it or something but just fuck up fucking get over it in my right So car on then he goes and can't like I see what you mean he wasn't like that with me as strange because You know, I've got long here too, I guess it must be a different personality am I right? Just something to think about old man. Oh, sorry. Sorry.

Colin. So Colin starts stirring this with Gary to get Gary amped up. But then he tells us chase has huge potential. If harness the right way, he'll be the best asset on deck. If he can acquire some guidance and leadership, Gary needs to man up. I was like, well, this is not Link. Okay, this is not Zelda. Okay, not like he's the chosen one. Right, but then it cuts back to him, Amphan Gary, because he goes, so what are you going to do about it, Gary?

Gary's like, nothing. It's six weeks, bro. It's just six weeks, bro. That's all we gotta get to. Oh, it's time for a commercial. It's time. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max companion podcast, and just like that, the writers room.

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You can do this when you Angie that. I'm for a crap and it's commercial. and do that. So now Justin Grominy wants to play with the C-Bob and the C-Bob is full of sand because the guy is... I want it! But it's called sand in it. My life! What's up! We fell you! with the you

I was good. It's funny. I was like how do I incorporate that song into something? So the so the C- so the C- Bob has tons of sand so Gary's like mad because well cuz she said like yeah We rinse it off, but there's still lots of sand and Gary's mad at them And I'm like, why are you you weren't there though? Like they didn't know what they literally didn't know what they were doing. They rinsed like they thought what they thought the list as much as they needed. Like you can't get mad at them for like there are two chickens with their heads cut off essentially. That were running pretty well.

Like they were actually pretty organized headless chickens for the most part. I don't know. I feel like this was a little rude. I think it's because, I think it's because. Go over. Over the top. I think it's because Gary goes,

we can take the C-Bob, but there's heaps of satin here. You guys didn't rinse this. And Chase goes, yeah, we did. And he's like Gary goes, we can take this C-Bob, but there's heaps of sand in here, you guys didn't rinse this. And Chase goes, yeah, we did. And he's like, bro, this is $15,000 worth of equipment. We can't just put it out if it's not rinsed out. And Chase is like, well, I thought we'd rinse them, but apparently we didn't. I mean, Gary can go and tell me I'm a fucking idiot if he wants to, but like, come on, bro,

like, don't do it in front of the gas. Which I get. That's not cool. Yeah. You know, although, but Chase is also undermining Gary in front of the gas in front of their celebrity guest, Justin Gore-Rina. That's right. So yeah, I don't know who decided to really be on,

but Chase is like, but we rested on the dock. We did. And you see the sand, like we see the sand, right? So, he's like, don't bullshit a bullshit a bro, don't bullshit a bullshit. All right, everybody, let's get on these expensive toys that were almost ruined by string bean over here. All right. So, um, so that anyway, they are the sea bobs are going out and everything.

And Gary is like very unhappy about all this. And he's like really pissed at like, you know what I don't like? I just am pissed at the general disrespect of not looking after something. I'm like, Gary is gonna talk about disrespect and not looking after something. Talk about someone who definitely puts away things

on rent, it's definitely Gary. Mm-hmm. So I'm mad, cause it's general respect. If this is how you treat things on Charo 1, how you gonna treat things on the rest of the season. And so Justin gets on his sea bob finally. And Chase tells Colin, well, I went to sea bobs, but apparently not well enough. I was like, uh, don't tell Colin that because Colin, the fucking double agent is gonna go tell Gary that you said that. Immediately. Yep. Exactly. He's gonna learn the hard way. So Gary, Gary

sends Chase to bad. He's like, oh hard way. So Gary sends Chase to bad. He's like, oh, you go to bad, and Chase is like, well, if that's, he's like, he's like, oh, well, if it's fine with you, and I think he's gonna say he wants, he's gonna say I can do something if it's fine with Gary and Gary. Well, whatever you want to do, bro,

and Chase is like, well, I'm happy to help. He's like, well, it doesn't matter what I say, because you don't listen anyways, so I've had it. Chase literally doesn't even hear that because he's not listening. So then Colin is with Alicia and she's like, oh my god, they've asked us to join them for dinner. He's like, even Gary. Why?

They've seen Gary eat. I mean, she's been on four years now for crying out loud. Don't do it. Yeah. And so of course, Colin is so nice and he's like, would you like to help? Because he loves helping in the gallery. So he's like, he's like,

gonna clean muscles and stuff and like make pasta. And at least just like, say like, I'm worried, like I'm thinking about making muscles in like broth, but I'm like a little worried because it's like muscles and like, what everyone likes muscles? Like what do you think?

And Colin's like, oh, the preference one like muscles, like what do you think? And can't it's like, oh, the preference sheets are right. They don't ask me, I'm in the other chef, I'm just a guy who hangs out and tries to get spare gossip. And she's like, but I want feedback. He's like, it all sounds delicious. So she really is putting him to work, which I like. She's like, okay, get all these things off the muscles.

Get off of all the hard rocks from the muscles. Now roll out pasta. Rolling out pasta. I thought it would be like can you mix together the tomatoes or something? It's like, okay, now get some hangers so we can hang the pasta and dry it out. So then everyone's cleaning and getting ready

and the cat's like, ooh, who made pasta? And she goes, yeah, we're making Papa Deli. And he's like, what's Papa Deli? He's like, oh my god, these critons on this boat. A lot of it come on. It's big, big week for Papa Deli. No one knows what anything is on this boat. Oh, you're right.

What else was that on? Vanderpump rules when someone orders, just like, I'll have the Papa Deli. Now, is it, I always thought it was like, Papa Del or Papa Deli, like, I don't know, there's something about like, Papa Deli. Papa Dally. Now, is it, I always thought it was like Papa Dally or Papa Dally, or like, I don't know, there's something about like Papa Dally. Papa Dally.

Doesn't matter. Either way, it's one hour till service. Yeah, cooking, setting tables. Paulie's just freaking out and calling, cause she's like, oh my God, I can't take it. It's a stress. And he's like, is time management one of your weaknesses? And she's like, no, I'm actually pretty good. Oh my God, I've 20 minutes till service. Oh. He's like, is time management one of your weaknesses? And it's like, no, I'm actually pretty good.

Oh my God, I have 20 minutes till service. Oh. He's like, doesn't go on. What's that 14 people? All right, why don't we do this? Let's cook the most time consuming thing and make some homemade pasta. Yeah.

Justin growing your pops and said and then goes, what does it kill you, makes you stronger? No, no, no, no, no, no. So Daisy comes to tell them that all the guests are ready. And she's like, we'll make it with little help for my friends. And so they're bringing up all this food. It's a ton of food that she's made. Yeah.

She's, I mean, she's good. She seems to be good. She has good. Mm-hmm. Yeah, she doesn't seem like a crazy person yet, like most other chefs. But that's the same part. Like, she doesn't seem like a crazy person yet, like most other chefs. But that's the sad part. She's really good, but I need her to be crazy, so please break down soon.

Yeah. And this show, because there's limited space, they don't have one giant table that they can all sit at. So, they're like the guests and some of the crew are sitting at that long canoe-shaped table. And then everyone else is sitting around a little side table. It's like a kitty table off to the side, which is sort of like funny and strange. And because they're like, we want to treat the crew like real people, now eat on the ground.

Um, the maid lady is like, I'd like to make a toast to a night we'll never forget with friends. We'll always remember, except for Justin Corrine and Justin's like, I'd like to make a toast. A moment like this. Have waited for a lifetime. Oh, God, Justin. Poor Justin. Poor Steve Justin.

Yeah, like Justin here, here is a chicken bone. We want you to throw this at the crew. Okay, you get to be Kelly Clarkson tonight. So, me and Alex is missing all this. Alex misses the Justin Garini dinner because he's still sleeping. He's on nights, so late. So Gary's talking about Glenn and he's like,

I think that Glenn is probably one of the best, even though the best captain I've ever worked with, I believe other. And Matt is saying, she's like, oh my God, these people are so much nicer and then less, less starter. Oh my God, so much better. And yeah, everyone's just like really happy with Alicia

and that she pulled out this giant meal. Yeah, so Chase is like, oh, whoa, I should be doing something because we're all just eating and I'm Chase,. Yeah, so Chase is like, oh, whoa, I should be doing something because we're all just eating and I'm Chase. So I'm gonna show that I can lead. So Colin, is it rude for me to check the hot tub? Cause I just wanna make sure it's good. Okay, I'm gonna do that.

And then he goes out there. Colin makes a speech. Yeah, he goes there while he's doing that. Colin makes a speech. And he's like, now I don't know if you guys all realize this, but this is not normal. I mean, this is my 14th or 15th year on super yards,

and then all that time I've never been able and invited to eat with the gas before. I mean, you know, special moments, those are things you should treasure. My girlfriend and I, you know, we use to have many. I notice you started drinking during my toast, and I'll just wrap it up and I'll just say thanks, thanks very much.

I appreciate it. Even Justin Grieney won't respect the Colin stories. So then Chase runs up to check on the hot tub and it's cold. Okay, so now the staff is clearing and Gary's like, all right, we're done with dinner. I'm going to go check the jacuzzi, hover, and chase, because oh, it's warm, I just checked it. And he goes, oh, really, Brue,

because look, it's cold. And he goes, I just turned it on, because it was off, it'll get warm. And he goes, no, it's only blowing out cold water, Brue, fuck, Chase, come up here and I'll show you this jacuzzi. He's like, what's wrong with the jacuzzi? And he's like, I told him I'll show him,

and he said, I know, and I'm like, I know you don't know. And the captain's like, who's wrong with the jacuzzi? And he's like, I told him I'll show him. And he said, I know. And I'm like, I know you don't know. And the captain's like, who would say that? He's like, Chase, Chase is doing it. Yeah, well, because Chase was trying to be proactive, which I think is probably all right, but the problem is that then when Gary goes to check, Chase lies and says, oh, it's warm,

but it's not warm at all. So he sets himself up for failure in that way. So he's trying to make himself look good, but he was also like failing at the same time. And he missed a spot on like the on the chrome that he didn't, he didn't wipe. So he didn't do that. Alex did that. That was another thing because Alex was on late and went to bed and thinks are still dirty and look like shit. And now, Chase, no, this was no, but this was actually before this was when because when Glenn is like what's wrong with the Chikuzi And they're testing it and then that's when Glenn is like they're looking at it and Guys like see it's still cold the Chikuzi's still cold and Glenn's like, oh, yeah, you need it to be hot

Dude any like points at the chrome like look that. Look at that stain right there. I'll get a chamois right now, which is separate from then later when there's chrome issues. I can confuse cause a lot of chrome issues today, guys. Okay, I'm just sorry. It's really important for us to be very accurate about our chrome issues on the show. All of this because we would have gotten screwed later.

So then Gary, they have this hot tub fight or whatever and obviously the captains heard all this and so Chase is like, man, why does this guy keep throwing me under the bus? I'm trying my best to be the best I can and all I get is shit. And the captain's like, oh so shami that pulled down. Don't forget, you gotta get that shami. So now Gary is, Gary showing Alex how to anchor watch and giving Melissa things to do. And everyone is basically nighttime. Now we're seeing Alex doing his nighttime chores to various extents, which is basically like walking around and then snacking and then walking around.

Yeah, he's doing some stuff, but Gary's just told him the most you do in night shift, the less he has to do, and the little work in your favor, when you're on night watch. Right? So Alex is like, eating some pepperoni, smelling his do and the little work in your favor, when you're on Nightwatch, right? So Alex is like, ah, eating some pepperoni, smelling his shoes in the wheelhouse. It's doing some shoe work. And yeah, and then now it's the morning and Alicia's making breakfast.

And Alex, basically before he goes to bed, he tells Shay, it's like, yeah, most of the Sunday that is done, there's some little thing for you to clean up. So then he goes to bed. And tells Chase, like, yeah, most of the Sunday is done. There's some little thing for you to clean up. So then he goes to bed. And then Gary's walking around, he's like, oh, no. Look at this, look at this. Nothing.

This needs to be cleaned up. This needs to be fixed. But look, it gets it overall not so bad. Yeah. And so it looks like it's going to be OK. And he's like, well, I mean, this should have been cleaned. But whatever, pretty good for the first looks. And yeah, Collins, like, well, I mean, this should have been cleaned, but whatever. Pretty good for the first looks. And yeah, Collins, like, yeah, I mean, at least from a distance.

And he goes, uh, favorite song, favorite song. And I was like, did he keep giving you attitude? Have to talk to him, Gary, you made. Was it given you the chewed? He was like, yeah, I said, you want to come to the jacuzzi. And he said, he knows how it works. And then I made him come up, because I've been on this boat for three fucking years and calling it's like Yeah, and you know how this about fucking works

I hope you told him because in my experience when someone's like that in my department the only way to deal with it is to Nippet in the bud Luckily there's no one else in my department that never has been but theoretically I'd like to pretend that someone wants to be in my department and then I need to be in the bud. So, plan is telling Chase. So Chase is walking around doing his morning chores or whatever and things are still dirty from Alex. And so, plan is like, okay, so, okay, you know, here's the thing, like you see this is a fingerprint all day long. It's a battle against you versus a fingerprint, all day long. You know, we against you versus the fingerprints all day long.

You know, we have a lot of lost, a lot of brave men to those fingerprints, but maybe you could be the chosen one. Save us. You're our only hope, Chase. And Chase is like, when I wake up before the captain and I'm cleaning and it all looks like shit, it looks like it was me who left it like shit. And then it cuts to Gary just smoking.

And Chase looks down and sees him and Gary's talking to what's his bun still And he's like, I don't know if I go to have a whole season with someone that doesn't listen and Chase hears that and he's like, and now I'm top of that Gary's talking shit about me. I mean, this is a situation. I just can't win Fuck fuck this shit. I gotta do every fucking thing Yeah, and he's like all wiping down a seat angry and that's the end of the episode. We'll show you. Yeah, then you just see Justin on the top back and he going, Bricklewing. It's like I've got it, all right.

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