Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Karen Gonna Karen

Episode Date: April 19, 2023

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A podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on TSC, just kidding on Bravo, DERR. Hi everybody, welcome to the show, I'm Ronnie, that's been over there. Hello my little smart, hot little friend, how are you? Hi Ronnie, how are you? I'm good thanks. Thank you for Hi, Ronnie. How are you? I'm good thanks. Thank you for that lovely lovely intro. Good. You know, I'm feeling good about myself when I show up to

work in my sedom, you know, gets caught in the hole. Remember when they caught sedom hiding in that hole and they pulled them out and was wearing one of these hands being that shirts just all hair coming out of him. That's when I feel good about myself and I show up as sedom in the hole. Yeah, well, I'm dressed in my old, funnier die-t shirt. And I'm coming back to life after a rough bout with food poisoning, but hopefully it's all in the past. And, you know, just happy to put that new energy into some blow-dex sailing, which we're talking about today. Yeah.

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That's where you get our on demand videos and our bonus episodes. Ronny. Yeah. Is that exciting? I know. And today we got some blow-dex sailing. Now just so you know, Ben, I have taken recapitites for one, two, three, four, five, six shows between the time I watch sailing. And today's recap.

So God help whatever is about to come out of my mouth. Well, it's too bad because there's so much that happened. So the episode opens up with basically last week on the premiere. The engine was all messed up. They had all these technicians on board and the after burner, the after cooler, whatever it is, had salt in it and there's water and there's things like that

and they're saying it's gonna take 15 days and Glenn's like, well, what about, can we get some parts here? Can we get a repair kit? And like, no, the workshop can't do the job. And basically everyone's saying, no, this this cannot be fixed right now within, within two seconds. You're all fired.

First of all, who are these people who show up and like, nah, you know, the workshop, they can't do the work. They just can't. That's a long time. 15, 15 days of work. Nope, workshop can't, fuck your workshop then. What's your help? Okay. Where's, where the yelp in Iggy?

Okay, point me towards that please. Is there like no engine or like can't you just buy an engine? Can't you just let me if you have enough money to own a yacht? Don't you have enough money to buy a buy an engine? Isn't there a spare engine around are there are there not engine shops? I guess you have to like get that certain kind of engine. I mean, I don't know I know I mean they keep they keep on saying oh, we don't have to like get that certain kind of engine. I mean, I don't know. I know. I mean they kept they keep on saying Oh, we don't have the repair kit. We don't have the parts like I get that you don't have parts You don't have to repair it But what about just like take the whole thing out and put a new one in can you do that?

Yeah, it's like going to Las Vegas and being like oh my god guys my casino sign is out like all the bulbs will not people like Oh, I'm sorry. We can't sell you bulbs. This is last day like your last big is your whole city is built on bulbs. Okay. That's what I have to say to you, Iggy. Okay. Thanks. That's the name of this city. It's like a hard port. Iggy or something like that. It's I G Y. You know, I G is you. I G Y. So, you know, to me, that's a G like a little cute cartoon character who guess what would be able to do this in 15 days even Iggy could you get this dead in 15 days Iggy okay so get a Yeah, remember Iggy I was thought it was Ziggy or no, it's it is Iggy There is a Ziggy. I think there's a Ziggy Anna Ziggy. There has to be an Iggy and they both I

Think there's only Iggy. I think you're right. I think it's just that I haven't thought about that character And so long that I just automatically maintain turned it into a Ziggy, but I think it's just a gig. Well, I think a G's the singer a G is a la ya a pop. Oh, well, there's a Egy cartoon character looks like me kind of he's like a like round headed He's like all hands right But there is a big too giant hands like me. Okay. Now I'm gonna look up Ziggy cartoon I mean seriously also cartoonist can we not have an Iggy and a Ziggy what the fuck? Wait, are you sure there's an Iggy?

Oh, I don't think I see a cartoon character. I think it's all Ziggy. Biggy, I searched and they came up with pictures of Ziggy because I guess it sounds some. Ziggy is still listening to this. Iggy Arbuckle is an animated series that premiered in Canada on Teletune and June 20, 2007. So what's a comic strip, but it's a different thing. Ziggy kind of looks like Captain Glenn.

Well, Iggy is a pig. Er, Ziggy. Yeah, okay. I think Iggy is not part of the conversation anymore. Unfortunately, I think it's really all about Ziggy. It's okay, you're right, Ziggy won. Well, it's okay because facially I'm more Ziggy anyway. So then, yeah, they can't do it.

Now, here's what I don't want to hear from my employees when I am running a ship. I can do it. Now look, I know that Colin actually does rebuild boats, right, because his whole storyline is like, he's got a plonk-tune and a gulfer. I've got a gulfer and on a pantoon, Katamaran, Katamaran, catapontoon, it's a marriage

between a catamaran and a pontoon in case you're wondering. So I keep Ziggy and Iggy got married. All right, they'd have a couple named like Iggy's. But point is, all I can do it, you know what, I don't want you rebuilding it. I want the people from caterpillar doing it. No offense. Yeah. I just, I go back to my original point, like get a spirit, get a new engine, just put it all in there. Well, you got to take out some nuts and bolts, right? Like the,

the main engine is locked in there with like nuts and bolts. Yeah. You want to do the nuts and bolts, whatever little cables or whatever, they put the new engine in, and you're set, your boat's good to go. Like that's all, listen, okay, the reason why I feel confident about this is because I had to change my water heater. My water heater had broken. And so the plumbers came and put in a new water heater. And guess what? That took like, I don't know, it took like 90 minutes or so.

And I have to imagine a water heater, what are you just pooping out many when you're full sickness, when you got the run through you just running out credit, was credit coming out of you? Well, I'm sorry, next time, Ronnie, I'll just make sure to light a small fire in the water area. So that way, I'll give myself a lead time of about 15 minutes before I take a shower. Yeah, yeah, sometimes when you don't have hot water,

sometimes it's okay to throw some money at that. And that's what I did. But it was a tankless water heater. Oh, that might be a bitch. Throw that, baby. Yeah. But the point is that a water heater, I feel like a water heater and a mega yacht engineer are about the same.

So like, if I could do it from a water heater, why can't they do it for a yacht? Totally the same thing. And the captain's like, well, the problem is, we don't have the rebuild kit, and it might take us two days just to find that. And on top of that, we've got guests who do not get their sailing holiday. So it's the be me right now.

He's got this huge file on his face. So the deckies get to work, work, work. And the ladies are ordering more espresso martinis, you know, they're like, we should not be more of this espresso martine. There should be a limit on these. And then another one's like, what should there be a limit in it? And then now the text we're leaving. And Lucy is walking around. She's like not wearing her uniform, but she's wearing something that looks like the uniform So Daisy's like, okay, this is our uniform and she's like, well, I forgot up

So I was like, okay, she's sort of I was like this is sort of I feel like this is a inside into Lucy that she's wearing she She forgot that there's uniform, but she knew enough that there was uniform that she wore something similar to the uniform I was like, I'm gonna keep an eye on her I'm so crumb, and I'm wearing a transmux salmon in. Yes, you are. You need to change after the salmon. All right. Just changing to something that wasn't once alive and swimming then.

All right, then Lucy. Jesus Christ. So then, then Daisy is, Daisy asked Captain Glenn to go talk to the guest to figure out what their plan, like, to give them options for what you do today. So, today's the opposite of not leaving. What's your plan? Could you talk to them about the blonde? Thank you. So he's like, okay.

So Karen's like, pretending to be on the phone. She's like, I'm high. This is Karen. We may manage him for today. Yeah, part of all three. Thank you so much. Alchydel be right over. Now you see, you are acting like a Karen.

In this case, a literal Karen just thinking you could pick up the phone and order an order of an engine. Which by the way, I agree with you and Karen too. I mean, if you have a boat, you should be able to offer a new engine. You should be able to offer a new engine. You can make a new engine. Yeah, and I just feel like if it's in the world of luxury,

like the whole vibe with luxury is that anything can be requested at any time. So they should like be able to get an engine. Hey, and also, didn't we bell caterpillar out? Wasn't that like a big controversy back in the day when they're like, we're belling caterpillar out? That was like a huge, I remember that listen, listen children. This is anti-Ronnie speaking. I remember there is a big controversy when there was like some kind of financial disaster and we bailed caterpillar out and people

were like, that's an all-American company. And then other people were like, who cares? I'm an all-American, where's my bailout? I remember that fight. So hey caterpillar, don't tell me you can't do in 15 days. I still remember that bailout. I remember that fight. So hey, caterpillar, don't tell me you can't do it in 15 days. I still remember that bailout. I don't remember a caterpillar bailout whatsoever. I just remember like GM. I just think of like GM and AIG. Those are like the ones I can think of.

I've already wasted too much time looking up Iggy and Ziggy and I've been depressed by both images. And I'm not gonna look up caterpillar bailout. The caterpillar bailout. I don't know. I feel like caterpillar is not something that the US government would bail out. It's huge. Oh, yeah. It's a huge company. But I just feel like, I don't know. It just doesn't. I'm surprised. I'm surprised. You know what it was. You know what it was? Guys, sorry, but Ike and Sakey both got a hold of my fingers. It started there.

Could we bail out Ike? We bailed out Ike didn't we? So this is from the national review back in December 2nd, 2010, the Fed bailout of GE caterpillar and Deutsche Bank. Oh, yeah. I remember GE. Yeah, I remember GE. Wow.

Look, we were really learning so much on this episode. I feel like we're really, I know. Really getting through to some stuff. I don't know why anybody else is listening to this, but I know why I'm doing it. And that's red. That's red. Correct information across. Thank you.

Well, thank you for educating me about the caterpillar bailout because obviously that was, didn't wind up being part of my life. And now, look at the days. Look at the thanks, they. Well, now I agree with you. We bailed out catapillar and they can't come in to fix a yacht engine. Granted, that may not be their purview,

but why couldn't it be their purview? No, fuck off catapillar. Why would they call catapillar that? Then fuck off catapillar, that's what I say. Don't call me next time you need to bail out, okay? Because guess what, you just had to fail out, okay? That's right. Well, we shouldn't have bailed them out because life's way is that a catapillar goes into a cocoon and becomes a beautiful butterfly. If you'd just had to fail out, okay? That's right. Well, we shouldn't have bailed them out

because life's way is that a caterpillar goes into a cocoon and becomes a beautiful butterfly. If we'd never bailed them out, they might have become butterflies by now. Yeah, stay home. A beautiful caterpillar, stay home. So the captain. So the captain.

Thanks for eating my plants. The captain comes to check on the ladies and he's like, are you guys doing? And we're having a decent time. He's like, well, looks like we're not leaving the talk. I'm so embarrassed that ladies really I am. So we've got to keep these guys entertained, okay? You know there's a beach.

There's a beach that's pretty gorgeous. And they're like, okay. And when he leaves, Karen's like, I love everybody, but I'm not happy. And meanwhile yesterday, on the last episode, I remember Karen being like really wasted and funny and they just seemed like they were having a good time but today Karen's not having any of it.

So, Daisy's laughing. I don't blame her, you know it's a lot of money to be stuck on and also she says something later on the episode, I said last episode. So I'm team Karen for now. So. Yeah, no, I agree with the frustration for sure but it's just funny that she seemed to be down with it before. Like the toilet paper, they're all talking about

how no one has toilet paper. Like do you have toilet paper? No, I don't have toilet paper. Do you have toilet paper? No, I used my plastic weave from my butt last night. I don't have toilet paper. That's toilet paper. That's bad.

That's bad. That is bad. I forgot that that happened. So even though I remember that she complained later, I don't, I don't remember that they were not they didn't have toilet paper So Daisy is saying like, huh, we're already so far behind because they are courting the beach trip and It's like whether or not one of the stews is gonna go to the beach and she's like We're already so far behind and we have dirty dishes and laundry and cabins that need to be turned over

So for me, a Sunday girl to open up beer bottles would not be a good move, but fortunately, Gary's not here to argue with me. Ah! So she tells Lucy to go to the beach. I'm like, I'm changed out of the salmon. You're gonna, you're gonna attract flies up there. So then, but then I don't understand,

if she's saying that Gary's not here to argue with her, she's like saying, but I'm gonna get my way, but then she's still sending Lucy to the beach. So I was a little confused about that point miss Daisy Yeah, I don't know I know how that worked out and so they're all packing up for the beach picnic and The captain calls literally every Norma in the world trying to find rebuild sets. She's like hi This is a norm and Canada in the world trying to find free build sets. She's like, hi, this is Norman Canada. Can I help you? He's like, we need a rebuild set.

Right away, Niki. Oh, God, sorry. You know what, hold for a second. I'm gonna go ahead and connect you with the Norma from Paraguay. Okay, well done, glup. Hi, this is Norma from Paraguay. How can I help you?

Hey, yeah, we need a rebuild kit like right away. It's really bad like do you have any sort of parts like anything Do you have maybe even have just a wrench? Just have like a sticker that like says like hey, we care We just want something anything really. No, you know what we always like to say in Paraguay Paraguay I always find a way but not today. Okay, we're basically getting by on tape and dumb. Okay, sorry. Hold on, let me hook you up with the Norma in Paris. Okay. Okay. Glue. Hello. This is Norma in Paris. How can I help you? Bonjour. Comment allez-vous? You know, I am from Quebec, so I know a little bit of French there.

So anyway, do you guys have a repair kit by any chance? We sure do. Do you need to repair a croissant? Okay. I'm sending over some butter and some flour, send me your address. Well, we will accept a croissant. Do you know, can a croissant power an entire sailboat? Because that would be really helpful for us. Well, I'll tell you this much. I don't know about your rickety little sailboat,

but croissant's power a whole country over here. Okay, buddy, thanks for con. I don't have time for you. Oh, oh, okay. Not gonna transfer to anyone, just gonna hang out with us. You know what, I'm sending a message to all the Dorvas in the world that to help you.

I've never heard somebody so ungrateful for Chris Sons. Good bye. Wow, okay. All right, that's about it. You're dumb bitch. Hey, hey, Ronnie. Yeah. Uh, it's not Iggy Marina.

It's Iggy Y Marina. The Iggy Y is actually an acronym. Was it? I don't know what stands for, but just so you know, it's not Iggy. Oh, Internet guys, what would Y stand for? Yo. It's a Joe Gorgor Maria. It's a guy's yo.

It's a guy's yo, Marina. We're gonna get that guys. Yo, that guy's yo Marina every time your yacht comes in. They go. There he is. There he is. There he is. In that guy's yo. In that guy's yo. Uh, maybe something yacht.

Maybe something yacht. Oh, that's true. International guys yacht. International, uh, gentlemen's yacht,. International guys yacht. International gentleman's yacht, international geriatric yacht. As you lay. Okay, so let's see, no normas will give him anything. And Gary still got COVID.

And Lucy is absolutely disgusted. And she is like literally having to treat the walls. Okay, these guests are disgusting. What are they, what is happening with these guests? There's so many stains and colors and weird things, there's later on, there's blood. What is happening on this boat? It looks like they just took,

it looks like they're bratty kids, you just open their suitcases and literally just flung bras and underwear everywhere, over every inch of it. And these are the kind of guests we've seen over the years that are just fucking monsters. And then they like wad the toilet, you know, people roll the toilet paper around their hand

and they get like a big glove of toilet paper. Like they're just ready to watch the world burn these people. You know who you are out there, you know who you are toilet paper glovewares, okay? I'm friends with some of you. You guys are just ready for the sea levels to rise and armageddon to happen, okay? This isn't a Kirk Cameron movie. There's not some cute hero to save us from your fucking toilet paper ways. Fix yourself.

Anyway, these guests are like that. They're those toilet paper glove people, and then they act like they're the victims. You don't have toilet paper because they're toilet paper glove people. I can tell by the way you're treating your rooms. Yeah, they just go, they go through their toilet paper so quickly. I was wondering where you were going with that. I was like, what toilet paper glove? But I see what you mean. That like when they use the toilet paper, they use so much that the toilet paper dwindles so quickly that even if you're stew and you're checking in and the levels seem high within a blink of a second, that toilet paper is done. Because they are-

It's done when you're making an oven made out of toilet paper. That's what they're doing. That's what they're doing. I see what you're saying. I agree with that theory. I fully agree. Based on all the other stains and things coming out of these ladies that are all over the sheets and the floors, I would have to imagine that they're using a lot of toilet paper. But they're probably also, they probably are also making stains. And then, what they do is they say, oh, well, we don't want to, like, oh, God, oh, Cheryl, you just spilled all of your,

all of your panting on the floor. Okay, come on, get some toilet paper to clean this up. They're probably using a ton of that toilet paper to clean up the messes that they keep on making. Yeah. And the stains are only the leftover of the larger mess that they used to bother toilet paper on. Yeah, these are some messy ass people, for sure. So then, um, we, you know, we see chef Alicia, who's super like adorable and everything. And she seems like super confident, not really sure where we're going with her yet this season, but she does know to pour lemon on top of guac so it doesn't go

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They're behind doors so they don't think any was listening. But they're like, leave the trash bags right by that door because that is not Acceptable. This is fucking ridiculous. They are ridiculous. Can't even think out our trash Yeah, they were not happy about that. I wasn't sure if they were bitching about The service or they're just bitching about each other Sometimes it's hard to tell on the show when you have a large group Sometimes you just have factions, but I think it was about the service. I think it was service Yeah, because you know the whisperers. you know the murmurs. As a server,

you always hear them. Oh, really, you know, it's weird. My water's low. So it would be good if I could have some more. That's weird. I had to ask for some water. Can you please just have to ask for some water? And I mean, maybe it's still a good restaurant. I don't know. I've heard good things about this, but I did have to ask for water. And that's where it starts. The murmurs. Before you know it, The murmurs. Before you know it, those murmurs are a fucking glove on grant. They're a toilet paper glove. And especially when you're not,

when you have nothing else to do, because you're sitting out a boat that's not leaving the dock. You have nothing else to do but to ruminate about like, the injustices being inflicted upon you by the start. That's true. That's how we are. Look what happened. Oh, we have to wait for anything.

We're the worst. Well, it's like When I was at LAX, I think that the last trip that we came back from I Went to one of like I went to one of the stupid, you know places to get like a chocolate muffin like the homeboy cafe or something and They now have it that if you Like you you order through a screen. There's like a touch. And it's very simple. You see pictures of everything on the menu, and you press it, and it adds the card. Anyone who understands basic internet ideas,

anyone who knows how to use their touch phone, you know, not so hard. This lady comes up, and she was not like a lady who was in her 80s or something, who was of an age where you're sort of like not, you're not raised with computers and internet. She was probably about like 47, 48, and she's like, oh geez, oh geez,

and she just starts pushing the screen indiscriminately all over. I hate this, I hate this. And she starts pushing and pushing and pushing. And I was like, this is someone who just rather than sit and focus and like understand, just be like chill. She's so frustrated by her overall travel situation that she's just pressing buttons randomly on the order screen.

Yeah, I saw this guy. Is that the view of the show? I don't remember. Because you know how they have, like you cares at this point. So you know how they have those self checkout things now and the stories and the airports, like they're starting to get them all over. So I saw this weirdo older guy and he was scanning things because it has a scanner like you scan it and then he's like,

oh my god, this thing's not scanning and then he would do it again and then it would show up three times on his thing. And then he would be like, okay, trying to delete it but then you have to delete it with a manager code so then you have to call over the manager and the manager has to delete it, but then you have to delete it with a manager code. So then you have to call over the manager, the manager has to delete it. And I'm just standing there looking at this poor guy. And so she deletes it.

And then he scans it again, thinking like, okay, she deleted them. I have to scan it. And then it's like three more times again. This poor guy, I thought was going to give up on the world. And guess who this guy was? It was me. It was me. And the entire store. We're hating me. The entire store hated me. I could not figure out how to do it.

So, but you didn't take it out on the store. Like you were like, oh, this is a me issue. Whereas the lady at the Homeboy Cafe, she was all exasperated and loud. And she's being so like over the top. Like she was sort of, it was almost like a performative the way she was hitting that screen. Because she wanted to show everyone like, this is ridiculous. Like, like, and she's sort of, it was almost like a performative the way she was hitting that screen. Cause you wanted to show everyone like,

this is ridiculous. Like, like, and she's just like, ask someone a question anymore. Why can't you? And I'm like, honestly, you probably have like, more accuracy pressing a stupid button on a screen than you would ask someone a question, basically. But it's like that thing.

It's that same, it's the same people who have their murmurs about the water not being filled and about the trash. You know, with that like... That murmur, it's the murmur. The murmur, you know, murmur culture. You see a storm of coming, murmur culture has begun.

So a chase, I wrote Dork to Lucy. Chase is the kind of nerdier tall guy of the bunch. And he's like, so how's it going with you guys in the deck crew, like what's going on with that? Because like we're doing good. Like, how are you girls? Are you girls doing good? And she's like, great.

But Tim Klums, I said, oh, it's like, why did you do that? I just hit me head on the roof of this gold damp boat. It's not even a roof on the boat. How did you do that? I'm just, I'm a little bit, I'm a clumsy. I'm a little clumsy. I'm a little clumsy. I'm a little clumsy. I'm a little clumsy. But at least I can speak some Welsh.

For sure, for sure. For sure. For the station. For the station. She's like, how's it going with you guys? And she's like, yeah, no drama, you know, because it's like me and Alex, you know, and I was like, worried because like, look at him. He has to look at his hippie vibe, you know?

I was like, oh, this guy's gonna be daisy. But you know what, I'm about team pabs. I'm about team pabs. I get in teams. Hey team, you're my team right now. Good team. Hey, you know what? I mean you, good team, say it.

Good time. I love. Is that loose? That loose is saying good, good team. Good time. I love Chase saying that Alex is like a hippie. Just Alex has longish hair. And that's like, wow, look at that hippie.

Pure hippie. That guy got long hair. He's such a hippie right now. I can't believe he's even be able to work without smoking that pop of his. Yeah, it's from Charles did. And that's, you know, that's the South. You're either a hippie or you're in a rock band

or something like that. I know. It's just a very funny, you're either a hippie or you're in a rock band or something like that. I know, it's just a very funny, you know, perspective on longer hair. So Gary then, Gary sends the day's hit video of him dancing in his room to be like, I'm trying to be positive. And then, then Collins talking to his friend Aaron,'s a technician and he's like so bro Just any issue with starting this engine with the after cooler on but the raw order bypass or something like that and then this friend is like His friend is basically like well, I mean if you had no alternative I mean if it was a mad Max world if you know what I mean The end of the world if it was the end of the if it was the end of time and you were being chased by a warlord across the desert and not a yacht, but actually just a truck.

Thank you. Thank you for putting Alex on this, or Aaron on this show to tell us that this, how ridiculous this is. He's like, okay, so you have a charter full of rich people. You're going to take out on the ocean and you're going to try to like rig this, rig this cooler system to take you there. Okay, buddy, good luck with that. And Collins, like, well, I've experienced many engineering bills once I got a boat that was toppled over and it was missing half the boat.

So you know what I did? I rolled it over till it floated on one quarter of the boat and I just kept on pulling it in. And that's how I know this shit can be done. Yeah, he literally says that he bought a hurricane damage boat and that like the engine had been underwater and he tried to salvage the engine but he ended up, the engine wound up blowing up. I was like, well, this is a real vote of confidence.

It's like, why don't you lead with the story about how you like rehabilitated a lost puppy or something? Like let's not start with the engine that you tried to rehabilitate that exploded. So more ladies order espresso martinis and they ask Glenn if you'll come to dinner and of course he will. And Matt is like, Daisy, they want an espresso martini. And she's like, well, let's see if you can do it. There's gossip there. There's gossip there. What did she say? There's gossip there. And the lady asked her, she says something like, see if you can do it. And then she's walking around and another lady's like, can we get our espresso martinis? And they're like, oh, they're fuck sick.

Yeah, they all the sudden they all want, look, they're all trying to get to the beach, but there's one lady Mary Lynn who's staying behind, well, not staying behind, but she's like lagging and she's in her room and she really wants some, an espresso martiniate and Karen wants some rhodes. And then they're, they're finally all on the tender. And then it's like the big ice drama of the episode that there's They're looking for the ice and they're like where's the ice and Alex can't find the ice and so Glenn is like Daisy Daisy Daisy do you know if I went to the beach? Ice is in the tanda. Okay. Okay, that's great to know, but can you fill a couple of bags with ice please? Ice is in the tanda

Yeah, okay, but can we get some ice please? So she just like, does a big daisy half and then storms off the boat. She starts freaking out and running off the boat right to approve to them. That's just fucking ice is on the tender. And I like that much like it's on the tender. It just cuts the alic going. Alex going, yeah, I can't find it.

She's just sitting there going like, yeah, I don't know. I don't see any. I had anybody seen the eyes and Karen's like, well, there's no why. So they had to fill up my water and now there's no why. That is crazy. I had to ask for water and ice. I don't know about that. How do you have a boat guy in the eyes?

I don't understand. If the ice is hiding out with the toilet paper somewhere in Mexico. Do you know where you have to order muffins to a touchscreen to airport? They used to do full service and pack your groceries and take them to your car. I remember those days. Not even people used to wear a shirt and tie just to get out of plane. So the captain's like, these guests are having less in- less in the best experience and Daisy runs out there And she's like that's ice and the tender and he goes oh my god. We don't have time for this

We can't fucking find it get some ice and he tells us I'd rather have two than nine So let's just get these guests fucking going and so she runs out there. She's like hello late ladies, here's the awesome. She shows them where it is. Oh, there it is. Yeah, meanwhile the ice is exactly like, days is like the ice is in the ice, the ice bucket. There's like an ice bucket. And no one will call the ice bucket. So gloves also, where was the ice? Hot was in the ice bucket. They have it. It's okay.

I'm totally not seething on the inside right now. Yeah. So then the ladies are having a lot of fun of wooing on the tender and Chase is doing like teen building set. It's like you know when people just want to be a boss, but they're not a boss, but they keep talking like a fucking boss. It's so annoying. He's doing that stuff to Lucy on the beach.

He's like, you are a machine, I am a machine. And we are a team, a team of machines. Yeah, let's go. He's like giving motivation when she didn't ask for it. Like, or she doesn't seem to need it. They're just setting up to, you know, chairs and stuff. I don't need your motivation, okay? So keep it to yourself.

She's like, Chase is annoying. Like, he's just so positive and like we're upset like Mounin gets me through life like it's my way Mounin I don't know man. Can I'm gonna go just live an awful Mounin? Yeah, so I mean that's that's how I feel most of the time. I mean he really should have you should have seen me during this food poisoning. I mean I was in Moun you should have seen me during this food poisoning. I mean, I was in moan central So anybody listening to this show knows We're moaners, okay, if this was who's the boss were both moaner, okay? Yeah, so Chase is like I don't even need a boss here to

motivate me No boss needs to tell me how sexy this beach looks. Am I right team? Hey team team I'm for crying out loud. Can I just moon? So Carl and meanwhile is he's going up to Glantan. He's pitching this idea of like, how about we pull the engines out and clean the shit out of the cylinders. And then we're going to run it with the out without the out of cooler. And then we'll have, you know, we're only going to run the boat for about it's going

to be able to get to four or five knots and Glenn's like, well, this four or five knots more than, we're doing right now, so I think that's a good idea. So they're gonna be doing this crazy thing. I don't know anything about engines or how they work, but I feel like this is scary. I feel like just running an engine without something to cool it down.

It feels like a very bad idea. I don't really know how it's working, but here's what I do now. I feel like just running an engine without something to cool it down. It feels like a very bad idea. I don't really know how it's working, but here's what I do now. Some places have regulations. Yeah. Iggy apparently does not. Okay. They're just like, just do whatever you want. You, we don't care what you're taking people out on the ocean with.

Just tape a tape it together. I mean, if smoke is coming out as work and right, okay, they're ain't smoke without an engine people just send it back out there. It pop up president. He said so. Yeah, Khan goes, he's like, well, what I'm about to do is completely unorthodox. And if we don't try, then we have no child of season. I'm like, yeah, but if you do try, you might all die at sea. So for real though, I get a new engine. So on the beach, Chase is serving now because the ladies get there and he's like, Miss, would you like a lime in your corona? They're like, Oh, you aren't just working so hard. It's like, yeah, I want you to have a good time. They're like, Oh, that's Southern hospitality.

You know, in the South, they can go three weeks with that toilet paper. It's amazing. These people are still living like that. You know, in the South, they still order muffins by talking to people. I think they still put a value on that. No screens at the airport. I still put a value on that. No screens at the airport. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So, Colin is talking some more about this. I feel like he's still kind of like pitching this idea

to us and he was like, well saltwater is extremely bad on an engine. It starts to corrode and if things are weak, they break. Sort of reminds me of my previous relationship because things were weak there and they did break. I seem to remember that our relationship started about 10 to 15 months ago. Oh, I'm gonna interrupt myself as the other colon,

because we're gonna stop the diesel at and then inject it with mayonnaise. Just so as the chance to start spinning again, what a tedious task, honestly, this is pushing me to my limits. I think you're gonna push the boat to its limits with an engine, but they're ethical. I think we're all gonna buy. I think we're all gonna like the call explains so much that he interrupts himself.

I like that not even calling himself wants to listen to the personal stories that Colin tells. Colin's gotten away this at all this episode because he's telling important factual information about engines, but the moment you start, start talking personal stories that Colin has gotten away all this episode because he's telling important factual information about engines, but the moment you start talking personal stories about himself, everyone's gonna interrupt him. Yeah. So meanwhile, Lucy and Matt, Matt are still like upset because the room is just like a total toil mass.

So just disgusting. Disgusting, dude. Matt just scraping shit off the toilets with her fingernails. Like it's crested on there and she's having to finger nail it off. That is terrible. And the woman are being silly at the beach and then back in the kitchen or in the galley,

Alicia's blender just explodes with green stuff. I don't even know how that, that she just not have the top on, what happened there? Uh oh. What? I'm listening to you. I'm listening to you. Yeah, say so. Okay, let me write that you. I'm listening to you. Yeah.

Say so. Okay, let me write that time. Oh, it says that my internet connection is unstable. Oh, for crying, it looders. Yeah. That's weird. That's weird. That's weird.

That's weird. It's an unstable moment. Okay, I remember to cut it later. I wrote it. Well, there's construction happening upstairs. So maybe something weird is happening with that. Maybe they're standing on your internet. Maybe, I've written it. Well, there's construction happening upstairs. So maybe something we were just happening with. Maybe they're standing on your internet. Maybe they're stepping on it.

Maybe they're using my internet to order them off in from the airport. Maybe they're wearing tin foil or something and it's blocking your internet reception. Okay, so I'll say what you're going to say again. Well, I was going to, so down in the galley, Alicia is doing something with the blender, the blender explodes with green stuff, and I was concerned. I was like, how did that happen? What happened? Why does the blender explode like that?

Did she not have the top on? Did she start blending before she had the top on? How does that happen, Ronnie? That it, well, she had to, because Colin is using the blender top to fix the engine, be well upstairs. But yeah, she forgot to put the top on. And you know, I always get frustrated with my Ninja Blender because it won't blend if you don't have the top on exactly

correct. The gas little arrows that have to meet up and it kind of clicks in a place or it won't work. And that's a really fucking annoying. I'm like, what am I? A child? What am I a fucking baby? Yes, I am.

Does this do you staffen me all the time? With normal days? Yes, all the time. Yes, I am. Does this do you staffen him all the time? With an old man? Yes, all the time. I put shit in. I'd be like, this is gonna be amazing tomato soup that I just cooked for a good hour on the stove. Gordon there to blend it and get it all over my face and then run around the house screaming

like a little girl who just got burned in a fire. So because you were so excited, you were so excited to blend it that you just got to the top on. You were just like, put that in, to blend it. That you were just doing things. You're just like, put that in, put that in. Yeah, some more guard like you're pretending you're on top chef and like it's you're going really fast and then you just press the blind button and.

And then all of a sudden explosion. Yeah, wow. I'm done. I'm not a bad star chef on a boat though. I will say that. Yeah, well, Alicia's, she's losing her mind. She's like very nervous because she's still in that phase where she's trying to impress people

because it's still the first charter and like tonight, Glenn's joining them so she's just very nervous. And then meanwhile on the beach, the guests are just playing around like the sea bob and all that stuff. And then Daisy is telling Madison that like all the dishes

are either wet or they're dirty. And so they just sort of reminding them of how the best way to do dishes, et cetera. How to clean things. And Madison's like, well, I'm definitely trying to be on her good side because I want her to like like me, you know what I mean? Cause I want to be her.

But even if you don't know what she's saying, just smile and nod. It's like just dry the dishes. Also on the beach, they're literally no regulations. And I'm always worried on bledex sailing out because everything's always about to fall apart on the show, but this is really bad. So the lady on the seabop, they're like, hey, hey, all right, whatever her name is, go get on that. It's Ashley, I think they're like, Ashley, go get Alex, whatever her name is, go get on that.

It's Ashley, I think. They're like, Ashley, go get on the seabob. This lady is so wasted she can't even walk, okay? And the seabob, I guess, is a thing with handles and it's a motor, so you hold onto it and it just drags you through the water. Did you notice she was holding on, but her face was under the water.

Like, yep, well, they said, they said, why is her face in the water? I said, why is we're facing the water I said why is we're facing the water drowning herself voluntary drowning drowning it's just did not see a simple man tackle yeah so then they guess we're coming back now so Lucy down in the galley has a tray of glasses and she just picks up the tray and just knocks them all over. I'm like, oh man, come on Lucy. And she's like, I want a cry now.

I want a cry. They say, please don't cry. Don't cry. I said, please. I want a cry. Oh, for fuck's sake. So she's like, I feel like a child. I feel like this guy is ruining me.

I feel like a chaw. And so then, so now, that would chase, I mean, now the guests are going back off to the boat and now Chase is cleaning up the beach and lifts up like a towel and he goes, ew, band-aids. I mean, like, it's like no matter what area they're in, they're just leaving terrible things behind.

Is that what happens when someone cut themselves and now they're just bleeding all over the place like They are they on like some anti coagulant or something Maybe they're bleeding out bleeding out on this show. It's time for commercial It's time. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King host of the official max companionion podcast, and just like that, the writers room. Each episode members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that season 2 is starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to and just like that, the writers room on Max or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm for a crap and it's commercial.

So, the captain's like, hell with it, ladies, you have a good time. I'm for a crap and it's commercial. So the captain's like, hell, what's it, ladies? You have a good time. And like, we all want espresso martinis. Oh my God. God. And so now Lucy is mocking on the door of one of the captains. And the lady's like, if you have espresso martinis,

you can come in. Otherwise, you better get on your goddamn knees and start praying, because I an axe right here with your head Written all over it So and then upstairs Karen is getting very mad by the way, sorry. I did mention this construction and there are very loud thumbs Do you hear any the thumbs? Spaying something down on your desk. No, I'm angry ban. I'm so angry at the situation guys

No, that was someone upstairs just like drop something so Karen is up there Sitting in the pool like sort of a hazard feed in the hot tub. I should say and she's like, I mean, it's fun thing to not be able to sail When it's not windy, but you don't check your engines before somebody comes on that's on you. I mean, I can do this in Florida. I can go to the beach, you know, which I feel like I understand that. I understand that. Last week because like you don't know your engines down until the first episode is shooting already. You don't come turn on the boat. I'm like seriously. Nobody. But I guess the question is how long was that boat sitting there in that marina? Because, you know, engines break,

like it's not like engines break ahead of time, engines break the moment that they break. So if that was the moment that it broke, is that really so, you know, is that fair of Karen to be saying that? Like what if that was the day the engine broke? Well, maybe, but they said that they had it on a crossing. So I say you do a crossing,

you immediately go to the pet boys. You know what I mean? You don't just sit there. You're not like, oh, it's a crossing. Now we're gonna do the season. You do a crossing, you go to pet boys then you bring on the season. Yeah, I mean, I would be very frustrated.

If I spent money and flew all the way from Florida to Sardinia to be on a yacht and the engine is broken, that would be very frustrating to me. But I think I would make the most of it still. I think I would still really enjoy a lot of the other aspects of it. So yeah. That's true. I mean, but they are for the most part. Karen's doing that behind the back shit talking right now where it's not bad. Like they're not being mean to the staff for anything. Right. Right. Well, it's definitely who's the charter. She's like the primary. She's like, well, we're

not mad though. Karen, we're not mad. And I was like, no, no, no, I'm just disappointed. Okay. Like, remember earlier, when I pretended to call up the engine people and I was like, you got an engine coming. Thanks. Like, when that have been fun, you're right on the open seas. I just feel like my jokes just not land in here at the dock. Yeah. As someone raised by a mother in Texas, I would much prefer bad to disappoint it. Okay, trust me. So Colin is talking more and he's like, well, now the goal is to start the engine and shoot at whatever's in the cylinders. I don't know any engineer that would take this on, but I'm excited.

I was like, oh my gosh. That's like changing the world. It's like saying like tell it like being a mechanic and saying like, I don't know any other mechanic that would take the wheels off of a car and send it down a highway, but I'm excited for the challenge. It's like, it doesn't seem like a great idea. However, I have to say, let's give a round of applause to that engine because when he cleared out those cylinders, that engine was thriving at them.

I was like, psh, psh, psh, psh. I mean, it was like putting on a show that the bloglio found's down there. It looked like it was Ursula's entrance from Little Mermaid. It was just smoke and smoke. I was like, could you maybe turn it off now because you're choking literally the entire dog. But it was so like choreographed. I was like, the left and to the right and in the center and left right center again.

I was like, it's been waiting for three seasons to finally have a show like this. Well, I will say, we're teasing what's his button's calling, but this is pretty amazing. And that's another thing that's amazing about this show in particular is the other one seem like it's from central casting. I think that this show actually keeps its crew with the longest, its core crew the longest because they actually know what they're doing. And Gary has really fixed the sales before. Like he's had to do that before. Yeah. Gary's actually like a great person. Yeah, and this guy can actually fix an engine. I mean, I don't have faith it's gonna work for very long

but still he did it, you know? Yeah. So then meet both Chase and Alex for talk and Chase's ass now, like, so if he's caught vibes from anyone and then Alex tells us, he's like, historically, my dating profile would be Brunette's white teeth with nice teeth.

And it's a pretty big one for me, but Dave's is lovely and Mad's is lovely Historically, my dating profile would be Brunette's white teeth with nice teeth and It's a pretty big one for me, but this is lovely and mad is lovely and Lucie is lovely. It's a long time on a boat. Whatever happens happens. Wow, I was spoken like a true hippie if you ask me Wow, free love. Am I right? I gotta love this guy's like normal and for Brunez, but I'll fuck up line because that's how it's here, all right You gotta feed the hunger. So then it cuts to loosey. It's soft to that. When he's like Lucy is lovely, it cuts to Lucy in bed, eating a sandwich, just like resting a sandwich on her chest while she slurps it out from the straw.

She's just enjoying the fact that she hasn't bunked her head in two seconds. And speaking of which, Chase then bunks his head on a door. That's his second head bunker. He's, that's his thing. I guess there's a lot of like headbunking on this, on this crew in general. Well, he's so tall, you know. This is where you got to feel for tall people. Because we talk a lot about tall privilege on the show where it's just like they automatically win at everything. But not on boats, because they, you know, work as head injuries. Yeah, it's tough. Yeah. And then Lucy is now they're getting ready for dinner. And Lucy's filling up balloons, but she, she like panics and like can't get the balloon off

of the filler. And it pops. It's scary. Lucy blows up a balloon like you'd think she would pop right in her face. It's basically. And then Alicia is telling us how she's from fine dining in March. You know, we'll do make these perfect, awful dishes. And if they aren't perfect, then you have to start on over and you're called to see when, smack over the head with the pan. I'm just so hard on myself. I want to make it perfect, just perfect.

People have been pointing out that she looks like Reagan from that season fired Reagan. And I can't stop seeing it now. I guess if you push Reagan's bangs back, she does look like Reagan. I guess that's how it is. But she doesn't have the wig. She doesn't have the wig. She doesn't have the Reagan running from the running.

The on the run. Yeah. Witness protection wig. So then anyway, Daisy is like showing Alex a spot on the glass. And they're just being flirty and she's saying like, oh, I would never hook up with a junior deck hand. But I do really enjoy looking at him. And then Colin is, now it's time for Colin to test

his big experiment. He's going for Colin to test his big experiment. He's going to try to turn on this engine. So he's like, I don't see. Well, this wouldn't run, and he presses it to start. And it gives that sad, below dexailing alarm. It's like the alarm that only exists on this boat, where like every other alarm is like, like danger, danger, danger, danger, but this one's always like, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, And so I put on a one and call him like few we haven't got the few long That's what's going on and then Karen's like thank you. I love beautiful people did of sweet and people that bring me

Tiles Thank you, and then Colin tries again and it doesn't start and Karen's finally drawing herself with the towel and then Colin turns again And it starts and then Karen's style just splooges all over the place. What is this? What is this intercutting towel drama with the engine drama? What is it? I don't know, but I did like that when the engine finally turned over, they'd salt like city music. They played like classic Salt Lake City interstitial music. I was like, okay, it was like Whitney has just walked into a supermarket music. They borrowed from the community test on that one for sure.

Yeah. So everyone's happy that Colin fixed it and everything and Glenn's like, everyone give Colin a pat in the back. Colin has always been a legend, but he's got about three notches in my eyes now and listen, I don't want to get too excited. You can still be take a route to see and test her under load. I was like, well, if any boat has been tested under loads,

it's been this one. So we'll see how it goes. It cuts to the dark smoke curling out of the boat. And I was like, is that normal? Because of course, I'm not a boat person. I guess it was because they just kept it going. Nobody ever said anything. I know.

I was like, you know, the boat's on fire. That's what I'm talking about. The engine's on fire. The engine's on fire. The back half of your boat's under water. Guys, I don't know what a healthy smite looks like, but I know that it's not that. That didn't look like healthy smite.

So now everybody's getting ready for dinner. Karen wants to sit next to Glenn. They're like fighting. Who's going to sit next to Captain Glenn. And then Alex is helping run plates. And so Chef Alicia's like, so I'm going to play this because it's Gospatio. So I can get it played it early. And he's like, I don't know what that is. It's just it's soup. It's cold soup. This is basically juice. And he goes like, I don't know what that is. It's just, it's soup, it's cold soup. This is basically juice. And he goes, gross. Sir, we are not here for your gazpacho, Sheming.

You, listen, sir, you came to gazpacho's backyard. Gazpacho is not in your backyard. You're in the Mediterranean. You better get down with gazpacho. I mean, I hate when someone that cute is that down. You know, normally I like it, but I don't know. I feel like, God, I'm really dumb. I can't believe I'm saying this out loud, but I always expect more from really hot people.

I always assumed they're gonna be smart too. And I think it's because in movies and TV, all the stars are like hot. So it's like Tom Cruise figuring out how to like disarm the bomb, you know? But they're usually like this guy, let's face it. I'm gonna to like disarm the bomb, you know? But they're usually like this guy. Let's face it. I'm gonna give you I'm gonna make you feel better about yourself because He he came onto the boat wearing glasses and he has a reserve personality and I think that we as a culture We give a lot of things to people who are reserved like if you're reserved

We just project everything on to you. Notice that people who like don't talk a lot, but then like, but not in a shy way, they just don't talk a lot. We just assume that they're cool, that they're smart, that they've got a lot going on, that there's something brewing under the surface. But maybe there's just like nothing,

maybe there's just like nothing there. And I think that that's what we're finding out with this guy. And you know, he's got the glasses too. So like we thought he'd be smarter and like worldly. And he's, I actually thought he was gonna be a pretentious fuck. I thought he'd be the type that's like, oh yeah, I love Gazpacho.

Like this one time I was like totally like backpacking through Iceland and we like stopped in this fisherman's lodge and they give us Icelandic aspacho. And like I'm telling you, you have to go to Iceland and have that. Like I thought that would be his style, but he's just, he's just, he's just proud of being ignorant. So then they do a cheers to the captain

and the Gospachos delivered, and I thought it was caviar in there, but it's not, it's olive oil pose. I was like, oh, big week for olive oil. Big week for olive oil on Bravo, because Top Chef had olive oil powder. So we're really, we're really changing the game and how we view olive oil.

She's also doing a great job on real housewives in New Jersey right now. Olive oil and blue dough both are doing great. So then they'd love this fancy olive oil stuff. And Lucy start, Lucy is standing at the bed of a bedroom at the bed of a bed. She's standing at the door of a bedroom. At the bed of a bedroom. She's standing at the door of a bedroom, just looking into it and it is so disgusting. There's literally stuff everywhere. There are red stains everywhere.

And she goes, okay. And takes a huge breath and then just dives into the room to clean it. And she's like, oh, I'm disgusted. There's blood on the carpet. It's thank a fish. I'm not your fucking mate. Well, I guess I am the fucking mate. It's a classic Lucy mound. So, uh, Glenn meanwhile, talking to Karen, and he's like, Oh, man, poor Karen's, right? I mean, I like the name Karen. And she's like,

Oh, Glenn, yes, yes, I will marry you. And I was like, oh, that was funny. I was like, I like Karen. I like this Karen. She's so funny and sweet. She's not a Karen at all. So then, then Mads is, she's talking about the guys and she's talking about how, like,

personality is a big thing for her. And Alex seems more mischievous and Chase is more of like a Southern gentleman and she's like, I mean, I wouldn't be opposed to screw the crew provided they know how to screw. And that was her. And that was her makes finger guns. He's like, yeah. I don't know, I'm not really feeling, I'm not feeling this actual chemistry within this whole cast yet. I'm not feeling anything. No, they're right. I felt like they're trying to make an happen. Yeah, not until they're wasted and all fucking each other

in about five minutes. Yeah. So then Lucy tells Daisy that the bed is covered in blood and it's just so nasty. The ladies are kind of complaining that they're tired and stuff because the food's taking a long time because it's a multi-course meal. As we've learned on these shows,

takes a long time. And so then the chef drops one shrimp and she's like, Oh my God, I'm not bad, this is already before. So the lady's like, we need the food, we need the food. And then I was just like, well, you know, I've moved so fast that one top, God, this is just like the story I just told about the plentaur. This is kind of, I know when you said that I was like,

this is just like the oil story that she told. Oh my God. Yeah. Well, she's saying that she has anxiety. I think she's never had anxiety before, but now she has anxiety. And like with the moly of anxiety

and you start over thinking things, then you start to make, you have self doubt. You start making mistakes. It's like one time she was flipping the steak and the oil went the wrong way in the pan and hit her face. She had hot oil and her face.

She had blisters under her eyes, but she had to keep on going. So I was like, wow, that's just like Ronnie's story about getting hot tomato soup on his face. Yeah, I wasn't in my eye, but it hurt. So then their surge was staking pran and with, of course, truffle butter. So they love it. And then Daisy is checking out the blood bed and she's like, not the blood bed. She's like, there's nothing we can do is to just make it, just make it, they're coming down soon. It's like, did Jesus leave the blood bed bloody?

Is that what just happened? I couldn't tell, I really couldn't tell, but I know that one point, Daisy said, what's this toilet roll doing here? Not realizing that that was like, you know, foreshadowing issues with toilet rolls. Maybe, did they remove a toilet roll? Did they put it away?

Because if they removed it, that would contribute to why they had toilet roll issues on toilet rolls. Maybe, did they remove a toilet roll? Did they put it away? Because if they removed it, that would contribute to why they had toilet roll issues on this chart. I think you're right. Well, you said before, they used a toilet roll to clean something else. And then there wasn't toilet. And that's what it is.

That's why the toilet roll was out because they were using all their toilet roll to clean up all their messes that they're making. But they can't finish the job. So all that's left is like smudge. Yeah. So the next morning, when Colin is telling the boys that they're making, but they can't finish the job, so all that's left is smudge. Yeah. So the next morning, when Colin is telling the boys that they're doing a nice job and all

that, and they're asking, Colin's like, can we take the boat out and the captain's like, we can't do leaving anyway. So, well, that's anti-club actic. You finally fix a fucking thing. You should have at least taken them around the bay or something last night. Seriously. So, Glenn is, there's a lot of, there's like some moaning, there's some cleaning, there's moaning, and Glenn's

Glenn tech scary to say that they got the engine started and Gary checks back. That's great. It's a bad time to say that I said positive again. So, Joni, they're checking on the ladies and one of them was like, we're happy. We just didn't really get the five star experience we thought we were going to get. And Joni tells Daisy, like, you guys are so awesome. You guys really were incredible. And she's like, yeah, I saw it that she didn't go.

And Joni just goes, oh, well, life lessons. So, oh, what's the life lesson? Joni gets to have the energy with her. Yeah, I don't know. Or life maybe don't like lessons. Plath lessons don't do a don't do a yacht trip on Bravo television. I get to check your engine first or something, but I was like, oh, Joni came to play. So then Karen is complaining to her friend. And she, you know, her, her shit starting, you know, every Karen's dramatic.

Karen has like a backup who's like, do it. So Karen has that friend and Karen's like, well, I just left everybody. I really did. It just wasn't the best trip and her friends like, I think it should come from you because you're the most outspoken at all of us. So you should do it. You should do it right now. And so Karen's like, oh, okay. She's crying. She's crying. She's crying. She's honestly, I felt like we were getting

pumped. We had no toilet paper, no towels, no bath mats. I mean, honestly, it's like, if it weren't for my best friend in their company, this would have been a low worst trip in my life. Now I would normally be on team Karen because this does seem like a shit show of a first charter, but you guys blood literally all over everything. You probably didn't have towels or bath mats because they are being washed, okay? Now have to be replaced at the nearest Iggy Homes Hummo Kids. Also, worst trip your life, that just feels very dramatic. You're still being waited on upon, like, hand in foot for three days straight.

Sleep outside Carl's Bad Caverns in a mobile home with your meme-off pop on your cousin mat. And then tell me about the worst fucking trip in your life. I was like, do you, how about you look at all the cash trips on Real House, what's the salt lake city cash trips on Real House with the Salt Lake City? Or on Real House with New Jersey when they went and sat in a parking lot in California? Or the other New Jersey time when they went to an Airbnb central flat of somewhere? Okay, then you want to talk about where strips of your life? No, ma'am. You were still in Sarginia.

But then I feel so guilty saying that because this sucked. I mean this whole thing sucked. The boat sucked. It didn't work. Then they were breathing fuel from running the boat after they got it to work. They're like breathing fuel for an hour. Then everything was just a mess. All I'm saying is these guests didn't help. If the guests were just like, had normal suitcases

or like not blood everywhere, I would be much more on her side. But you guys are paying attention. Let me tell you something. If they went sailing, you know what would have happened? The boat would have gone sideways. One of them would have fallen over and hurt her toe. And then it would have been the worst trip of their life

all over again. They did everything they did, the same things that they would have done except they weren't in motion. In fact, I would say there may have been some upside because they at least had the option to get off the boat and go walk around in the port and see Sardinia. So I just don't think I get it.

I'd be really mad if I, because I would have, you could have just gone to hotel. I get it. But I just feel like saying worship of her life. No, but if they did not have toilet paper, they still should have toilet paper. No matter what they use it for, they still should have toilet paper.

So I get that. I just feel like saying the worship of my life is like so over the top. And I didn't feel like that was fair. And on top of that, on the heels of her saying, now she's truly acting like a Karen, which is funny because she was after that conversation of Captain Glenn saying how Karen's

gets such a bad rap, then she actually rises to the reputation. So Karen's out. She's literally speaking to the reputation. She carons out. She's literally speaking to the manager. So he doesn't get it. He's like, what the fuck is going on? I thought we were having a great time. And Karen's like, now, you know, we didn't leave, you know, not to leave the dog, no toilet

paper, no towels. And he's like, well, we take pride in making sure you have everything. And Daisy passes and pretends she's no part of this. She's just like, you're not the window. Just on my errands. Just put in some glasses over here, then walking back, because I have nothing to do with this right now. And he's like, Daisy, Daisy, can you come in, Daisy? She's like, oh, me?

Oh, all right. I was just rulking out the window there. And he's like, well, they were just saying a few things. We dropped the ball on, no toilet paper and the blonde takes over and it's like to back up Karen. She's like, no toilet paper, no towels, trash wasn't taken out. I mean, it was just kind of a hot mess,

which actually we know we left in the bed, but that is still your responsibility to clean that poopoo off, okay. And Daisy is, I mean, Daisy does not fall for any provocations She just goes, okay, I'll speak to the girls about that time. Sorry about that And she's just a big smile like I fucking hate these bitches get them off my boat. Yeah, so now the ladies are gathered Well, they're ladies. It's not the other ways of different story right because they're mortified

They know that Karen is Karen'ing right no, They're like, oh my God, they're like, Joni, what are you so anxious about? She's like, I just hate this stuff. I mean, yeah, I mean, listen, neither one of them wanted to tip, neither one of them. That's right. So now we find out Karen and Stephanie, we're not even gonna tip.

So now everyone is throwing a money, and on top of that, they're actually throwing in more money to compensate for Karen and Stephanie because they know. So, it makes me wonder where the truth was in this because was everyone having an issue or is just these two were having an issue and were they really having an issue or were they just classic below that guess who are like, you know, not everything is tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy tippy

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It was a shit show. I also think that the group overall does not like Karen, and I think they actually were kind of like, they were using her to make a confrontation. I think they were probably trying to, like, they were kind of like, stoking her concerns. Like, I think they were probably trying to be like, yeah, no toilet paper, can you believe it?

No toilet paper. This is crazy, they call it five stars. So Karen goes and she complains to Glenn and she then puts herself in the line of fire for people like us to be like, she's such a Karen. And then the reason why I think this was all a set up now that I'm talking about it is because when the women leave the boat Stephanie, who is there with Karen turns and says, I have to say, thank you so much for this trip. You know, this was a girl's trip of a lifetime.

I'm like, what, you were just with Karen. As Karen said, this is the worst trip of my life. Yeah, well, she was pushing Karen to look like the assholes so she could look like the nice one, you know. Yeah, exactly. It's a set up. It's a set up. Yeah, so the captain blows a horn at them,

but it's like half-assed and like, well, you know, and so now it's work time. They have to get to work. And so Daisy comes up to the captain blows the horn at them, but it's like half-assed. And like, whoa, you know. And so now it's work time, they have to get to work. And so Daisy comes up to the captain and she's like, I'm so intrigued to hear this. And he's like, whoa, she said no towels, no toilet paper. I mean, they took a pretty seriously. They were upset. I think she was trying to cry.

Daisy's like, what do they ask me for towels once? And I gave it to him straight away. They never said they were low on toilet paper, not once. Well, so you gave them toilet paper? Yes. Was the toilet paper or was it Pitas? It was Pitas. I gave them 19 Pitas.

I'll be honest. I guess they didn't want to use that on their bombs. So she's like, they never asked for toilet paper. And he goes, yeah, but they shouldn't have to ask for toilet paper. And she's like, yeah, but every time I went to the cabin, there was toilet paper. And he's like, so were they just making up the toilet paper thing? And she's like, honestly, I think there was a lot of alcohol consumed.

There was a big, there was a big bit of a calm down after that. Okay, let's, let's not be defensive like normal when you say where the hell are all the parts. Okay, come on, let's not be defensive oh I just don't want them leaving upset what I want is every time they go in there and they turn down make sure there's a full roll of toilet paper and it's like well I'm a bit shocked and confused if our service was really that bad Lucy just walks by with like a huge toilet paper meant like gloves are headed to the glass door like I'm sick long say. wiping down the door. So Daisy tells us do is that they must stock up the cupboards with tons of toilet paper and then she's

like I don't feel like giving up when I hear complaints like this but it does dump on your day. And now they're just like doing more cleaning and now it's time for the tip meeting. So I can't believe you didn't do this part. What didn't you see the close up of Chase taking off his shirt and his terrible tattoos? You know, I saw that and I just couldn't even. I was like, this is just made for Ben. I knew that you were like, hell, no, with those tattoos.

I couldn't with that, the Eagle wings. What do we say? The categories for bad tattoos were go-go dancers and chefs go-go dancers chefs and now we're gonna add Military because usually military is pretty decent. I feel like right I Feel like military people have hot tattoos this guy tattoos are you yeah, I feel like military tattoos are usually like I served here or something You know, but this guy just had You just had eagles on his chest. Oh They get worse. They just get where they're really bad. So yeah, so let's go to the tip meeting like you said

So the captain gives his speech, you know There's some mother of all intense challenges. Just so we survive this is amazing calling well done calling I would say that's the most challenging engineering problem we've ever come and I'm never going to hire anybody to check on the boat again, not that I did in the first place, but that's going to be fine. Yeah, I'm so impressed Colin and I'm sure that you're your plan to just wrap the entire engine in duct tape and add some butter to it. I don't even know why you add butter to it, but I guess it's what you're doing. I'm bubble gum. Wow, congratulations. I'm sure itum, wow, congratulations.

I'm sure it won't backfire in our faces whatsoever. And Daisy, not being able to leave the dock, but extra strain on your team's buttolls, which unfortunately they probably couldn't even clean because they didn't have to wear the paper, dummies. Alicia, you know, people love the food, blah, blah, blah. We got 19,100, which is crazy good. It's a crazy good tip for this. Yeah, well, that's because that tip was was rooted in

embarrassment, you know, that was all the movie. I'll take cannot be on TV. You have to say whatever you want I will put it right in my pocket. Okay. I don't care. I'm not above crying. Good example. Okay, if I'm waiting on you I have no problem being like it's just been so hard for me. Take that money. So then they're getting ready to go out. I thought it was over. And by the way, I thought it was at like an hour and 10 minutes, so it should be over. It should be over.

They go out and they get wasted. They get real wasted. Okay. Super, super, super wasted. Yeah, they go out to a dinner and they keep on cutting back from dinner to Glenn just using a blender. I mean, it's like a long extended shot of Glenn trying to figure out how to use the blender, which is adorable. They troll the captains on every blow deck.

Whenever the crew goes out, they always show the captain doing something mundane on the boat. Yeah, they only leave him. He just wants to pin your Kalata, but he can't figure out how to put the lid on the blender, which I think is a running theme now for the season. Yeah. It's a nice episode. Yeah.

And they just keep cutting back and forth until finally he gets it. He gets his puny colada and he tastes it and he goes, hmm, my nods. It's like, wow, that was a great segment, guys. And everyone's drinking Lucy's like, drinking a lot of the drink. It's like the only way I release this set after that shit show. One drink, one water, one drink, one water,

one drink, one water. And then they're doing shots and Daisy, like almost barf after she takes her tequila, shot and everything and like, oh my god, Daisy, you're such a drama queen. She's like, welcome to my life. And then Chase is this guy. He's like, so Daisy, where in Ireland are a drama queen. She's like, welcome to my life. And then Chase is this guy. He's like, so daisy.

Where in Ireland are you from? And she's like, Dublin. And he goes, oh, wow, yeah, yeah. I did a four-day road trip in Ireland. I got my car and I just went. Yeah. So I know Ireland pretty much. He's like, congratulations.

I'm pretty much Irish now. So let's trust you, man. So she's like, great. Thanks for the story. So now they all had back to the boat. And it's like drunken craziness. Daisy's in a shopping cart and everything and Chase is pushing it and Chase is like, Daisy, like when she's drinking, she's like my, she's like my spirit animal. Like I thought she was prim and proper, but she's actually a good time. Okay. There's nothing about days that reads as prim and proper, right?'s actually a good time, okay? There's nothing about Daze that reads

as prim and proper, right? Like she, Daisy to me, it's like nothing but a good time. Yeah. Like Daisy looks like someone you are throwing back drinks with. Yeah, for sure. So now everybody's really wasting flirting and Colin decides to go to bed

because he has to do sea trial day tomorrow. He's nervous. So he's nervous. And so Madsen, Lucy, or Wacen, they're really trying to decide which boys cutest. And Lucy's like, Chis is too mac and for me. And Madsen's like, I'll just do either one of them. I don't really care.

And they start cracking up. And then Alex gets on his purple glasses. Yeah. That's when you really show your personality. It's like, guys, I'm not just a guy with long hair and purple glasses. Yeah. That's when you really show your personality. It's like, guys, I'm not just a guy with long hair and sometimes glasses. I'm a guy with long hair, sometimes glasses and occasionally at purple glasses. Yeah. Yeah.

So they're just like drinking and then it becomes like truth or dare. And then, you know, Chase is like, Alex, I dare you to kiss Daisy, so Alex makes out with Daisy. And then it becomes Chase, you make out with Lucy. So, I actually know Chase is with Mads. I don't know, who's Chase? They're all making out with each other, and it's all drunk and craziness,

and Alicia's like, I see it, if this is not won, I don't wanna know how the rest of the season's gonna go. I'm just all making out. And it does look like it's about to be a sex party, which this is definitely the sex partyist of all of the shows. And this show started it, by the way, because all the other shows are trying to copy it now.

This was the first show with the almost 3-7 and all of that stuff that happened with Gary and Wester, what's their faces. So it's good to have the show back. I love like I love that they're just going with the low rent style of this show. Yeah, it's a good messy show. I do, even though not too much happened on this episode, I really do enjoy this cast. So looking forward to seeing it and what happens and Gary comes back next episode, which would be interesting. Yeah, they're just messy, messy people on a boat.

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