Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Tender Hisses

Episode Date: May 10, 2023

Daisy's annoyance begins to bubble and froth on this week's Below Deck Sailing when Gary decides that one of her stews needs to learn to drive a vessel. Get him, girl! This week's premium bonus is a #RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Yo Broms. Hi everybody, I'm Ronnie. I'm with the gorgeous Ben Mantle Curr today. Hello Ben. Oh, yeah, I'm a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of in my childhood bedrooms of my audio is a little quieter than usual. That's why just different audio setup. Sorry about that, everyone. You know, I don't know. You just so look pretty and that's really all that counts. All that really counts is what's on the outside, especially when you're listening to a show. You know, that's so true.

You know, I've got a face for radio as they say. No. Everybody, welcome to the show today. It's VeloDec sailing out day. We are having a very fun week because tomorrow, that's right, tomorrow, we're going to do York City. Hey, we're going to be recapping Real Housewives in New Jersey at the town hall on Thursday night.

And then in Washington, DC on Saturday, we will be at the Lincoln Theater recapping Vanderpump rules. So after that, June is it. So we're really doing an onslaught in June. We're going to be in San Diego, St. Paul, Chicago, Columbus, Boston, and Foxwoods Casino for our big finale party event. Yes. So come to those little, oh, yes, go to watch at crappens.com and get your tickets for all of that good stuff. Also we're just having a general onslaught of recaps over here.

This week we've got Real Housewives of Atlanta, Winter House, Martha's Vineyard, the new Winter House, I mean, the new summer house. I mean, the new Summerhouse. Summerhouse, regular Summerhouse, original Flayford, below Dexcel and Got, Vanderpromp Rules, Real Housewives of New Jersey, a new show called Dancing Queens, there we're also gonna be, it is fucking nonstop.

So you better get your butts over there and listen to all of these, okay? Cause we're pumping it out. Now next week, we're going to be over that because we're done. $2 million, like this is ridiculous. So next week, we are going to move below deck sailing and dancing queens over into the bonus episodes. We're just going to kind of catch up on them. We're going to still be watching everything. But depending on what gets bigger, what you guys are listening to most, basically, is how we're going to choose what to move over to bonus. So numbers. Yeah, it's important to be a bonus number two, because that's how you really get everything.

Plus, we have videos out for those if you like to watch us instead. We've got a couple of a week. This week, we did Summer House and Atlanta, Atlanta which were about to really fun recap those are videos of the week and so that's pretty much all of that till today is below deck sailing yachts me doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo doodoo episode. Hadwood had wouldn't forward. Had we had to end episode. And you know, it's because so much fucking kid, which someone's kid. I knew that's

triggered you, Ben, because you know, it didn't actually because this kid actually seemed like a nice kid. He was like a nice kid and he has like a bullish father. And I was like, it's a miracle that this kid is so

nice. Like the way he was just so appreciative of getting his crazy cream milkshake. I was like, this is a good nice. Like the way he was just so appreciative of getting his crazy cream milkshake, I was like, this is a good kid. Is a good kid. Don't be mean to this kid, he's a good kid. So he is a good kid. Do you think protein powder makes people evil?

Because that dad is just such a lump of shit. I can see. You know, I will say actually that dad, I wanted to like hate the dad. I didn't actually hate the dad as much as I thought. I didn't like the dad, I wanted to hate the dad. I didn't actually hate the dad as much as I thought, I didn't like the dad, but I didn't hate him as much as I thought I would, I will say. I think it's because he sort of looks like a cartoon hippo.

You know, and that was sort of, that was like, I could sort of see an adorable side. Because you like a cartoon hippo. I just see protein farts and a lot of complaints at grocery stores. Well, we don't got any checkers. But there's no one to check. There's no one to do grocery check.

What is this self-check out here? Huh? What is this 2023? What the hell? I feel like I see a lot of complaints about woke culture from him. Yes. Oh, everybody's so woke now.

So when I think about that, the car, that really negates, and then some the cartoon hippo. So I start to hate him. So I feel like he says, you push the deal. I feel like he says things like, go, won't go broke a lot. And that bothers me. I can't see him saying that. So who cares what happened last time? Let me explain what happens on Polodex sailing specifically. They're on the seas on a bicycle Anyone could die at any moment. It's a very dangerous show with apparently no unions and nobody is overseeing anything I can't believe no one's died on this show yet Bad safety

Um another thing happens is they only hire slores everyone who comes on here only thinks about fucking constantly, which I mean, I guess that makes sense. Except the jobs I've been at, I haven't wanted to fuck everybody at my job. That sounds good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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And I mean men and women sluts. Okay, there's no There's no It's all gender sluddery as it should be and if if there was a non-binary person They would also be a slut. Just everyone, slut. Yes. So we're back. That's what happened last week. Sluddery, diagonalism, and follow.

Justin Guarini. Justin Guarini left, by the way. Yeah. Justin Guarini left about second, which was amazing. OK, so you did, too did too right wasn't that the second year? No, he was, yeah he was number two is the third. You know he is currently starring in the Britney Spears musical the like two ones you've done. Did it again and I was like wow even in the musical it done did it again. And I was like, wow, even in the musical,

it's did it again implies second, second time. Second try. So here we are on the Iggy Marina, and Gary and Matt are in the hot tub still making out. She's like riding him, making out. And they're just like getting really hot and heavy. Don't ever want to be in that hot tub. Don't trust that hot tub.

And Alex is just wasted, wandering around the boat, falling down drunk. And then he goes in the galley and he doesn't really make food. He just takes someone else's food out of the fridge and just starts eating it right out of the container. Yeah. Yeah. It's a classic trope on below deck sailing. You know, the diagonal and the sluddiness is like a big one.

But the binging in the galley is something that can't be overlooked. I mean, last year we had a high water mark with Ashley, who stuffs her entire face was beginning. No one, but Alex is gonna have her be the Ashley Bames. I mean, Ashley's Bences were the Bences. It's her best quality. So yeah, he's been

jing down the hair and, um, and yeah, and then Gary and Mads are still making out. And then he, she like pushes him onto what he's like, oh, no, no, no, no, I can't breathe on the water. Oh, no, no, no. And then, uh, Colin is just meandering around just trying to get gossip. So he's just sees Alex binging food in the galley and he's like, so you, who's upstairs if you're down here now you're making out with down here You're making out with that pastor down here

You're planning on making a relationship out of that Reminds me of the first time I made pasta for my girlfriend. Oh, I was fucking good. Everyone is so upstairs. He's like, no one wants to hear about me. It's usual. No one wants to hear the end of my sentences. Who's up there then? And Alex is like, fucking far quiet is still up there. That's the guy from Shrek. Did you remember that? Yes, I did get the reference. Thank you, though. Thank you for checking in on me. I didn't, though. That's why I was asking

because I was like, wait, I had to look them up and I died laughing. No, because there was someone else in pop culture who was called that. So I thought it was it was refresh my mind that someone used that as a taunt. That's funny. So, uh, Khan's like, oh, is he, is he cutting your lunch? And Arx is like, he is cutting your lunch. He's cutting your lunch. He's cutting your lunch. It's like leaving a girl, leaving a girl that you like in a hot tub with Gary. I mean, it's like waving a banana from a monkey and expecting him not to eat it. I mean, come on, man, rookie error. So then Gary and Matt's just good at bed because Gary almost drowned and Alex just stumbles off wasted.

So then my favorite runner in this is Lucy just being an absolute moron. So Lucy wakes up in bed and she tries to look down to see who's in the bottom bunk, but she's still got her check-catching place clear protector wall, so she can't fall out of bed. She just knocks her face right into it. Oh god, I don't want to look at her. Look, that one looked like at her because it hit like right below her lower lip, so you know that like it hit her teeth and everything she was like rubbing her mouth like So it's the yeah, so it's the morning and Then Colin goes up to Garrett and he's like say

Did anyone hook up with anyone last night and guys like oh, I don't know I don't think so I'm Blah blah blah and but he's like Basically not saying except I think because Chase is there and because he needs to check in with Madison first. Yeah, and Chase is like, well, I'm done with the lady situation boys because they all live Fabio.

So I think if I'm going to pursue things now, it's going to cause problems with me and Alex and I just don't know if I want to have a miserable season like that. You know, also no one chose you. So let's stop pretending. Yeah, let's stop pretending. Okay. You can be a Fabio, you're six foot something. Most people don't even care. You could have the face of a foot and people would ding you because you're over six feet tall. And from what I've learned from Bravo, that's really all girls care about. At least on this channel, they're like, is he six foot three or above?

I will marry him. I don't care if he has a job. It's the Austin Crowl effect. So Alex is like, he's like, oh, I think I may have drank a little bit too much because I'm pretty sure I blacked out. And he's like helping Madison with the bar and stuff. And he sort of feels like he fucked up with chances with Madison because he was too wasted. So he's like oh bombed. And then now it's like stuff happening on deck, you know, calm down to Gary. Yeah, go on to Gary. He's like let me give him time. So let me go up one more time with Gary and make sure we get the real story. So he's like so that was quite an order.

At I you in Madison, you in the hotel at the end there, you in May it's tell added, dungling of banana. So there's a banana, I'm dangling in front of your face. And he's like, hold on a little more, little more, little more. And he's like, what did you do? What did you do? I've never seen someone take this much enjoyment. Like Colin really, I feel like Colin just masturbates at Windows. What do you think? At this point, I think he's just a voyeur and really all he wants to do is jerk off and malls and stuff. I was gonna say Windows like the ones in our walls or Windows like he just has an IBM and he's like, oh yeah, get the operating system up. Every time that he starts his Dell, He hears the opening time and just splooches

everywhere. He's like, I love operating systems that aren't user friendly. Oh yeah. I want something that can get a virus easily. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's so... Maz is talking to Lucy and she's like, Oh man, girls hooked up. And Lucy's like, oh, that was fucking obvious. Guess what else is obvious? I no longer have teeth in my bottom door. Yeah, that's the divider.

I love that Lucy's just like, oh, that's so nasty. She's just, what's the A-Van of Gokkethian? And Maz's like, I'm in. so nasty. She just wants to eat out of good care, thin. And I was like, I mean, I wish I made out with other people, but I guess it was okay. And Lucy just laughs and she's, I'll need to say that. I need to say, and so then back to Curie and Colin, he's like, oh, he's doing it.

I was doing it. I feel really bad about it after I, he's like, forking Gary, just to the gin, do it. I he's like Vulcan carry to the king Do it. I'm not going to do it Thank you Yeah, give me a little windows there didn't you yeah, listen one sweep a lighter so then What is the windows? What is the windows opening town? We have to hear it I don't know what it is to be honest. Windows. I've been maxed and subbed in seven. I've actually always been

Mac and every time I have to be on Windows I'm like, ew, it's Chris. I don't even like the Windows icon. The Apple is so much better than the Windows. All right, let's hear some. Oh yeah. Did you hear that? I didn't hear it classic windows do it again Did you hear that? No, you want me to do it? I think I just oh that's suck. Wait, wait Oh yeah windows, oh yeah every windows start up and shut down so I like the concept of that. Okay, hold on. I'm gonna turn on my things so we can all hear. Oh, it's a commercial quiet. Okay. It's ruining it. I'm sure everybody's really really waiting for this. This is where we're at with blood. Actually, like we're trying to listen to

Commercial we're just funny here Collins fluting noises Yeah, okay, we're gonna okay, I'm turning it on right now, so I'm gonna share this is the this is the noise Okay, Colin get ready Okay Do you hear that? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Love a gentle Oh So then um Gary's like yeah, uh, calmest making fun of him. He's like yeah, Phil can Gary does it again He's like, yeah, Phil can Gary does it again. Tantantantantantantant feeling today. Now, that is actually the most genuinely thing I've ever heard Gary say. Let's give the jacuzzi a wash.

Yes, thank you. Thank you. Oh, that's just, that's actually just South Africans lying for. I'm gonna go dance here, isn't jacuz. I'm sorry. I'm gonna go dance and give my jacuzzi a wash. So then, I'm just gonna check in on my laptop real quickly. Do it, bro. Do it. Do it from start up.

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I don't think so. I love personally, I like fruity pebbles and cap and crunch myself. But even if he's one of those knockoff fruit lips, loops people from Trader Joe's, I still support it, because serial is serial. And also, he's gathering his family and his friends to celebrate the launch of his new book called cereal Not just for milk. Anyway, here's his girlfriend Natalia

And I don't know if you notice Natalia's photo on the preference sheet That's just her smiling at an angle with her hand up in the air But her hand is like crops. You just see like her like bicep going off those page year, but our hand is like crops. You just see like her like bicep going off those page. I'm like, what sort of picture is this that you submitted in Natalia? I did notice that Natalia handed in like a three page wiki sheet, and I was like, uh, Natalia, you're the primary girlfriend with a cropped arm. Like no one needs this. I don't know if you hired somebody to write all of this, but it's too much. She's like, I really love food.

As long as it's healthy, I pretty much eat anything. As long as it's healthy. Well, I got news for you. You don't eat pretty much everything because it's not all healthy. Okay? Anybody out there trying to eat healthy? It's not easy. It's very difficult.

You know why? Because literally nothing is healthy. Okay? No. Except for you. Nothing is healthy. Okay. No, except for you. Nothing is healthy vegetables, living shit, water, literally just water. And even that is also like you have to filter it. So that there's like a dairy allergy. There's no seafood for the daughter. There's a guy named TJ there and he wants no fried food or meat

Which will be the least of his issues on this charter, I have to say. And the plan is like a 90s theme. Well, this is what's funny. TJ wants no fried food or meat. He's a vegetarian. Night one, they want a steak-tastic dinner. I'm like, um, have you all talked about the theme for night one?

I don't know, I'm just wondering if you've all understand each other as friends, because one of you is a vegetarian. Also, if you say steak sticktastic, you don't deserve to be on a cruise. I Mean maybe a cruise but not like a private yacht. You know what I mean? I feel like you you have to have a certain level of class to get your own yacht And you can't say things like sticktastic. Like yeah, what yeah. What makes something stick, stick, test, stick versus just, stick, like a stick spinner? You have to have like a prime rib and a flamin' yarn, like,

and who does that to themselves? Yeah, stick with everything. And the primary wants a formal dinner on night two and a post drink and a gelato station. Who the fuck asked for this? This is just like, this is, I'm telling you, this show is what they do to pour you.

So I go, okay, what would you do if you were a rich? I would have a steak, a steak, a steak dinner and a gelato, but a station of gelato. And gelato station. It's a sequel. It's a sequel to pasta station. Remember pasta station?

Here are all the pieces of pasta getting off the trans gelato station. My mom is obsessed with different stations. That's like her thing right now, because she'd throw some bunch of parties for her friends. And she was a caterer. She used to, I guess she still is a caterer. But her thing is stations. Like she learned about the butter bar, the butter station,

where you have a tray of like butter. It's like just half melted butter spread out over a tray and then different toppings on the butter and then people just gather around it like fucking animals and just dip bread into it until it's just a big group of grease is disgusting. Now she's on to polenta stations. Polenta stations. Yes, where you make polenta and then you have all these different things you can put on the polenta like Shrimp, you know, like if you're having shrimp and quetz and cheese and then you know, she'll just do that or Then she's into a gordita station. I'm like, what is you? What is with you and fucking stations?

And she goes because they can people gonna have their base and then they can do whatever they want So yeah, I need to tell her about the sticktastic shit because before you know it, she's gonna have a stick station. No. Well, it was a gelato station to be fair, or not a stick station, but I think a stick station would also be very fun for people who like stations, you know. I mean, a gelato station I'm actually okay with

because it's basically due to your make your own Sunday. And I like making my own Sundays because I know the proportion of like toppings that really work for me. I have become someone that when I go get a Sunday at an ice cream shop, I will be the person who says, could I get like a little more fudge than that? Please, thanks.

Because people just don't know. You know, people don't understand. You know, I don't want to be making my Sunday. Yeah, but again You're a person who shouldn't have a private yacht because that's too simple to for a quest Like can I have some more syrup like you're too poor for this? Well the thing is also funny We've seen the preview for next week that this guy's like is it like he's like upset

He doesn't have a place to put his like chicken bone. And then he's also like, so he's acting all too fancy to put a chicken bone on the side of his plate. But then all of a sudden he wants like a, make your own Sunday station. After a fantastic dinner. I mean, yeah. I'm telling you, this guy is protein farts. That's all I see with this guy.

He's huge, he's muscular. I know you know he drinks a lot of protein powder and then eats like too much dead things and then tops it off with some dairy It's just gross. So Daisy is Keeps reading should they want wine and beers. Okay, so she's like listen Last week you want to you want to one of the steves in the teen days and that's and that's a pretty right I would have what's wrong hold on let me let me say That's a pretty big, what's wrong, hold on, let me, let me, let me say. Oh, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, yeah, well, it's the same for the deck department. There's a ton of stuff for them to polish and clean, and they're fucking around on the boat too, you know?

If all the guests are off the boat, we can afford to send one from each department. You know what I also think it has a certain quality, whatever, and then Gary, while Glant's talking to us. And it looks professional, blah, blah, blah, and Daisy's like, oh, alright, right, okay, it is what it is. Fine, fine, have a journey. And she's mad because you know, here it is again, the boys are like teaming up against her and not listening to her. And it's like, well, if I notice things that need to be adjusted, I'm gonna challenge my team

to change those things. And then we see a clip of two charters ago where they couldn't find the ice. And Alex was like, I'm not seeing the ice, I didn't open the ice container, which holds the ice. So because the deck hand is such a fucking idiot, it's important to now send a stew. Instead of just teaching the deck hand,

we're to find the ice. You know what I mean? I'm not on your side on this one, sir. Well apparently it's easier to train a suit a drive of vessel than his teaching deckhand to open up a zipper. See what I'm saying? There's no safety I'm showing the guy how to fucking do the ice thing, right? You're gonna make Lucy who can't even stay in bed

without eating her face On a plexiglass side you're gonna ask her to drive an actual vessel on the sea There is no union involved in this you can't but you can't say Lucidania without Lucy, okay? Don't have a right of driving a driving a boat. Yeah, it's not good. It's like I wouldn't have someone named Tatanya You know ride a ride about it Titanic anyway, so glad is Can't spell Titanic with a name like Titania in it, if that were a name. So Glenn, he's like, yeah, I love also that this is the only evidence that they can find of Glenn raised, like, wanting, challenging the career to do better

is him barking about ice, that's the only footage they can find. So, is it the guess you'd feel like they're being weighted on hand and foot, or, I guess once we're sailing, hand and foot and foot, because we'll be more and foot and foot because we'll be more the agnose There'll be more things on the floor. You know what I'm saying there And she's like honestly Glenn old do it. Don't worry about it. I mean, he's like great things and Of course the chef Alicia's just like I've sure got my work head out for me

Cool, this is gonna be stressful doing so much That's her whole thing and Daisy's just pissed off So Daisy starts to sin. Here she goes So Chase is like where's Gary man? What a boss. Yeah, look at Gary doing nothing as usual. I'm rinsing things Yeah, I can't I hate when employees do that and they just act like they are the ones who just have, are so, I mean, Gary, I think does like legitimately a lot of work, you know, even though they always show him so long cigarettes, he seems like a pretty good first officer, you know, and Chase is just like a fuck-wad. So Gary is like, but to be fair, Gary is now flirting with Madison and he's like,

so, uh, hello, snow, I had a lot of fun, even though he tried to draw near those sort of hot sort of kinky, I liked it a lot when he wanted to get him to make a right now. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. What do you mean, last night? What happened last night? He's like, oh, no, so it's one of those, is it? Saying, no, I had fun.

I'm just not like trying to start drama with you. He's like, yeah, drama, I don't want drama either. What happens, happens, more, I know't want drama either. What happens happens more? No, baby, you know, future is a baby. Wait, what? Did you say baby in our future? No, no, no, no, you want babies? I want you to tell you.

No, I don't say that. Do you like to go cross him with me? Blib, blib, blib. So then, Chase's, meanwhile, Chase is cleaning the jacuzzi. He's like, oh, there's so much hair in this jacuzzi. It's ridiculous. Wow, so much hair, everyone.

He's trying to basically call out Gary. So now Collins fixing something. He's like lying on the ground, sort of all sexy under a drawer. And he's like, how's it going? Did you find any peaches? I was down there. He's like, well, something's broken.

And I don't know how to fix it yet. Made it with anyone last night. Oh, Colin, Jesus. Jesus. Keep it in your pocket, pants. He's like, don it with anyone last night. God, Colin, Jesus. Jesus, keep it in your pocket pants. He's like, stop, I've had computers last time. That's it. I'm having old gateway computer, but chance. Tell me all, tell me all about it.

Oh yeah, Daisy. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. So she was saying. She, that's amazing. Yeah. So she was saying. She kind of bends down over here and she's like,

I'm not hulking up with anyone. I'm staying away from everyone. And he's like, oh, I think that's more playing as well. I'm just going to stand out, so the windows and play with myself as I ask people who they've got a crush on. Do you know who I've got a crush on? Her name is Lynn and her last name is Otho.

I'll know though. Hey. So he's like, yeah, the two girls are too young. And then the shift has a boyfriend, not that I'll fall in the image, right? Anyway, what about you? And she goes, well, I'm not talking up with anyone. That's for sure. And so they laugh. But it's kind fall in the image, right? What about you? And she says, well, I'm not talking up with any woman.

That's for sure. And so they laugh. But it's kind of flirtatious, right? I think as he's lying there with his arm behind his head, looking very sexy. He's like a very sexy pose. Like he's literally in like porn star repairman pose, just lying around.

I've never seen anybody fix anything in this pose. Why, why? I just like, it's like a drawer. This guy was able to fix a broken engine engine and make it do jazzy steam. And then like a drawer, he's like, I don't know what to do. So. Better put my muscle flexing behind my head. Sorry, it doesn't work.

I don't have a muscle, but you get, you get the point. And then when she got up, she like padded him on the stomach. She like uses stomach as leverage. I was like, hmm, interesting. Also interesting is that Colin started the season by saying, for the first time ever, I'm coming on to the boat, a single man I can go into the hot tub, nothing holding me back from romance.

Now he's like, we're all the girls are too young and then the chef's got a boyfriend and I pretty much made a vow the other day to a wave that I'm just gonna be chased. That's it. Well, they do keep hiring 20-year-olds to work with these creepy guys. You know, I'm not that callins creepy,

but they're older for sure. Gary's creepy and older. And it's like they feel like they just hire these really young girls and just kind of throw them into the Gary's den. You know, it's gross. Yeah. So Gary is telling Alex, they did, it's like, good job, Bri. And he's like, oh by the way, I've got to tell you something.

I hooked up with Mads last night. I mean, we just kissed, nothing big, but like, if you're into her, I'll back off so that way you can now make out with her, and then just imagine my lips being there where your lips are right now, and hopefully they won't get a bone or too hard anyway Basically home saying was she was my first enjoy my seconds and Alex is like you're good, bro And then he tells us I don't know like why are you choosing to tell it to me like this like right now Seems like a strange move to me, bro

right now seems like a strange move to me, brah. Yeah, he's like, what do you want me to say? Thanks for hooking up with the girl I like. Yes, you're welcome. Yes, thank you. Okay, get back to work. He's like, well, I like you. Snow-out feelings, ex, I like you. Max is like, hey, let's not go that far, brah.

He's like, feelings aren't mutual, innit? Lalalala. Can we stick in your tongue down my throat my throat no time I'll get into it so 10 p.m. It's bedtime and Daisy and the chefs sit down for a drink together and in the mess Alex and Mads are lying down and Just kind of like Flirting and talking and Alex is like last night was fun like I didn't feel like I was drinking so much But I guess I was

She's like, okay, let's talk about you. What are you interested in? What do you like boobies? What kind of boobies? So what do you say? Who's boobies you like? You know, I want to talk about you and Gary and your smooch No, next he's like that bastard like We all got a little first officer and I guess just you have it literally And it's like oh my brother would have not made out with Gary at all but Alex was very very drunk and a girl has her needs So god I'm such a bitch Meanwhile Gary's giving Alicia foot massage upstairs and she's like, oh, this

feels really good on my feet because you know, my feet speaking of my feet, I used to be in the circus. How about that? Oh, there's a contortionist. I bet no one on Blow Decks saw that one coming. Congratulations, a new trip for Blow Decks. The circus back story. No, we had that one.

Remember the chick from Orianna was a carny member. Oh my God. It's not even original. You're right You're from the But she did like Renaissance fair carnival things, right? She was a stilt walker. Stilt walk That's in the It's in the same space. She's on the stilts Yeah, Alicia is a Contortionist and

Yeah, I'm an Alicia, it's a contortionist. And Colin, like the back of your ankles, let's watch it, yeah, do it, do it. So she does a back bend for them. And she's like, I grew up in a small town, and there was a big circus, and it was big back then, you know, the circus, sort of a trendy thing. And I was really into it. I was like, age 9 to 13 and it didn't get to the extent of me traveling around the world or anything just because it was so stressful. There was just so much to do and that's really the only... How am I going to control? Plus do a trapeze and then can talk again. But you know, time managed me is my biggest

challenge even back in the circus. She was like, it was called the spaghetti circus and I really loved rod and round on the unicycle. I'm a circus girl. It's like cut to the manager of spaghetti circus. It's been like, we are a family restaurant and I told her that so many times and she kept riding around on the unicycle at a certain point.

It feels like daddy factory, factory, factory. This is not a real circus. It is a brand name. We serve food. We do not do tricks. Oh, it's cracking up where she said it. It's called the spaghetti circus. And I drove random unicycle.

Does it take us girl? Wait, the contortionist was on the unicycle. They really had to multitask, huh? And that contortionist stuff, and maybe you think of those horror movies, why is it that scary ghosts in the horror movies come out all contorted? And they always walk like that.

They always do that back band thing as they approach their prey. What is up with those ghosts? Were they? They're terrifying. Just walk like, just cause your ghosts doesn't mean you can't walk normally. Just walk. You're like, look cause you're a ghost doesn't mean you can't walk normally. You just don't walk.

I know. You're like, look at me. Ghosts have great joints. Look at me. I'm a devil. I just go. I'm like, I get it. Like apparently you got killed by getting hit by a train

or something and you're stuck in that post train hitting way. But like, you also don't need to be doing pirouettes and that's it. I just like literally all died at the spaghetti circus like Gary said the spaghetti circus So we go to Gary and Chase and girls like all right You're gonna be nice to strip if you don't like a watch for four then and chase like yeah, so Like what I do like I go down when we pick up right and he's like yeah

Yeah, you're 12th to 7th, and then you get down three to the three, all right? And Chase tells us, yeah, I kind of need a break from Gary Bitching about everything I do. Distance makes the heart of a founder, et cetera. Well, don't do all those wrong things and he won't have to bitch at you. So it's pretty easy solution there.

It's time for commercial, It's time for a- Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion podcast, and just like that, the writers room. Each episode members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that season 2 is starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to and just like that, the writers room on max or wherever you get your podcast So now Gary's giving more orders and it's provisions my least favorite thing of all is provisions

I hate provisions. I hate them too. I hate them doing them at home too wherever it's like just got back from the show Everybody go and load the car, fuck off. I'm not unloading shit, okay? I hate provisions because it reminds me of all the times I've gone on little group trips and we get to our Airbnb and pump springs where to take all the groceries out of the car we got, you know, like, oh, and it's just like the never-ending

walking back and forth and it's always like, those waters and you're holding it by the plastic and the plastic is stretching, and you're like, is this thing gonna fall apart by the time I get to the kitchen? Can I make it all that stress? I just don't want it. And I feel like we see it every single week of the show.

Yeah. Yeah, we do. You don't feel like we do see it every week on this show. It's just part of it. We do. So they're doing previous. Previousies and Lucy and Mads are putting stuff away. And of course, Lucy runs right into Mads' head. Lee Bunkhead.

Just, and you have a whole, you have a whole room and that's where you decide to bend over and bunk, you know. It just goes out of her way to bunk her head. So they're just getting ready, doing work blah, blah, blah. So now the guests are coming and they're all lining up and Gary is telling Mads, oh, just marrying you, marrying you small. Yeah, boom. and Gary's telling me, oh, just marrying you, marrying you small. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, guy, John, John shows up the primary with his son and like, John gets on the pass around just takes off his shirt, you know? This is the, hey, this is, I've gotten rid of my COVID weight and I want to,

I want to announce it to the world. So he takes off his shirt and he's like, Todd out, what can I say? I'm sweating to the stand thing. Which by the way, if you think about it, is now our second like, porno opening scene we've now seen on this shit, this episode. It doesn't really lead to anything. I don't know, what the hell? It's all bad, bad porn.

It's just a bad porno episode. So yeah, he whips off his shirt and everyone's like, little cringes. Matt's like, he gives me douchebag vibes. Normally I'd like try and make out with him in a hot tub, but you know, you can only do what you can do. And John's like, who needs champagne? Oh, we got Margarita.

Hello. That is fantastic. And then he puts a shirt back on, which I laughed at because I was like, oh, you couldn't commit to your bed. Could you? I think he saw the looks on everybody's faces. I think there is. I went to stick with it, you know, I went to, you know, stick with it, you know.

I went to a bachelor party once and it was for a straight guy. So it was all guys there and then the strippers came and I'd never, this is like the first time I'd ever seen this. It was actually my brother-in-law's bachelor party and we were at a town somewhere and the strippers came and I think one was a villain stripper. I think the real stripper called in sick. I don't know where they got this stripper. I think they stopped to the circle K and were like, who'll pay you more than you're making at the Sarpy machine just come with us. So I felt so bad for her because when she stripped people were like, oh hell no, they all went

for the like other stripper, the like the actually hired stripper. So of course I'm the gay guy. So I got, I ended up with circle case stripper all my talk. Circle case stripper. Like giving her all my, like I just, I didn't even have one. So I wasn't planning on doing any of this. I was just giving her actual money. I'm giving her my Ralph's frequent flyer card or whatever I could just to keep her busy

so her poor feelings weren't hard. But anyway, I haven't seen the look in someone's eyes of rejection like that since John took up his shirt in front of the crew. They were like, ew. Oh man. So, um, so now they're just like going on their boat tour and trying to like, well, these margarits are strong just in FYI. And, um, they are, uh, we learned there's, while this tour is going on, we hear this scuttle butt on the radio that they're not allowed to tow their tender out of this anchorage. It's like against the Italian law.

They have to actually drive the tender out. So they're like, okay, how is this gonna impact anything? And at first I must have written it down. I was like, this is just a stupid thing. But of course, it winds up being a critical thing, the basis of a future argument. So, this is where it started. Haven't they been coming in and out of this port is this a problem issued warnings

They probably issued a million warnings and oh this is off Yeah, oh, we didn't realize sorry about that. Hello, so he so then John sits on a table John's John is looking around. They're getting you to already It's like everything in Italy smaller because in America. I could sit on this table and it wouldn't break. But if I sit on this table, it would break. No wax that works out starts taking off his shirt. No, John, no, no. You know this boat is not Italy, right?

It's like it's probably built some rails. He's like, yeah, everything in Italy. Ah, wow, where's the Colosseum on this build? I don't understand. It's just so American to go on to a yacht and be like, yeah, everything Italy so weak. You know, to make at least stupid. They don't even have art or any famous food traditions here. No, Wendy, your face is a noodle. Fucking wings. At least it comes up so did somebody say spaghetti

sick? Yes. She's locking backwards on her hands. I could be I could you table you can sit on me. So these sins, Matt's on break and John's like, so do you guys have the ability to do an espresso martini station? And it's like, well, I could do an espresso martini in a station, though. Good to make it into a station. An actual station with turn styles and ticket machines, that'd be great. So Alex is driving the tender and Gary's like oh no no, not having Alex here for sailing is a fucking fucking mission like do you hear about

the tender thing? He's ridiculous, and he's like oh tender, like yells at him. He's like well no I can't turn on the tender. So by the way that's the case if it's windy and Daisy already can tell that he's asked for something she's like no I's like, no, I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything. Just put a pizza in the tender and go. And he's like, fine, you don't even want to listen to me. You know why I'm doing this? I'm kidding.

I'm kidding, Gary, I'm kidding. What do you need? And he's like, no, I'll figure it out. I'm really joking, Gary. And he's like, nah, we might have to get a girl to drive a tinder. And she's like, oh, shit, now I'm not joking. What the fuck are you talking about? What are you doing?

Oh, we might need to get a girl to, uh, can we train the girls to, uh, what a skier, and then like some can stand on each other's backs. They could be like a little triangle of girls, and just, just what a skier, just for the fun of it. I think it'd be really important for the, for the experience. What are you talking about, guys? I'm a love girl.

So Gary goes to Glenn and Colin and of course, Gary is such a fucking Taddle tale. Every time he has a problem, he always makes sure to pass right by Glenn and Taddle tale in his rest of the way. I mean, what a worst this guy. So he goes to Glenn and Colin. He's like, there's the ass and ass. But the first second you ask her

for a favor, blow it out and blow it out. She doesn't know what I have me with anything. And the captain's like, have you guys said it day for you, Marychette? You sure are cute together. He he he he. Well, thank you. We are gonna get married at some point,

but first Daisy has to train her girls how to fix an engine downstairs. So we'll work on that. So then Daisy now goes to Lucida complaint. She's like, Oh, now I've just been told that I need a girl to drive the tinder. And now my Daisy went away. Oh, where's my... Daisy, where's us here? Daisy, please enter my body. There we go.

I'm honestly flabbergasted. I generally didn't think... I generally think Gary might be trying to fuck with me And she's like oh yesterday all he's trying to do is imply that I'm not doing a good job And now if he thinks that sex we want I'm angry, but it'll tell you something on Definitely this and I don't feel sick, yeah And so then we just hear getting matter and matter and now it's sailing time and John's's like, I'm on a yacht, motherfuckers. See my chain, bitch, you're gonna chain. Yeah, that's great.

You're like a regular tea pain over there. So then the sales go up, everything goes out. And we get the greatest uncredited star of below deck sailing, a little drawer underneath the bed that comes sliding out. Every season, classic. So I was like, hello! And then John was to give the captain his chain to wear. So he feels bother. And the daughter's like, my bad, don't you know where this or we're not tipping out? And she's just kidding now, you know. And then Jacob the set, but she does look kind of like Brianna Zolciac or Brielle Zolciac. So I don't know. Jacob, this is your favorite part when a polite child is like, is it possible to do a cookies

and be milkshake? Put you by and they wouldn't want to put you out if anything like that. I just would love it before I get to attend to my studies. Can I properly give you a high five in a non-rude punchy way? Thank you. I apologize, I'm running out of my allocated number of words. I'm allowed to say, because now I must return to being heard, being seen and not heard. I'm just a child. I should be in my room where no one can see it. Oh, hear me. So, yeah, he's so sweet.

He just asked for a cookies and cream milkshake. I was like, I am so jealous of the shout right now. I want a cookies and cream milkshake. I was like, I am so jealous of the shout right now. I want a cookies and cream milkshake. I wanted that so bad. Don't remember when you could eat cookies and cream milkshakes and not think like, why am I trying to kill myself? Yeah. It was about me.

I was also thinking about the last time I was for a 50. Why? I was also trying to think the last time I was in a space where I could just turn to someone and say, can I have a cookies and cream milkshake just and just with get one, like out of context, I just would get one. And that's what this kid's getting to do. Yeah.

So John orders grilled cheese and Lucy's like, this is too much now because they're all ordering a million things and just random things that's not naturally being cooked. Although it's kind of an easy thing. So then, John's like, ah, can we have a football too? Like an American kind? That would be great. Okay, because the Italian footballs

are probably fucking brain, fucking pussy. It may not be a real Taiwanese. Small delicate Versace footballs. Or what you guys call them, throwable pennays. Or as you call them, portable, so-feel, lorens. So basically, by the way, I feel like one.

What are we doing? This is already a minute 46. Not a good time. I'm just like, I were talking about like, oh my god, we're doing all these recaps. I'm just having the best time talking about everything but the show. But by the way, another thing that this guy, John, another downgrade for him, because I don't think this was really dwell upon, who wants to throw around a football on a small

ass deck. And throwing it not even the long way, they're throwing it like left to right. And so inevitably the ball's gonna go overboard. And at one point we see a quick shot of Alex in the tender picking up the ball from the waves and throwing it back on board. So I'm like, so you need to tell me, this guy has to circle around in the tender

and pick up the ball every single time you guys throw it overboard, which is probably every single moment. Like what, I mean, what a power play that these people are doing. I think John is having a problem with his masculinity. I think he's very insecure because he came on the boat. He's got like a young new girlfriend. He comes on the boat.

He takes up a shirt immediately. Then he starts like just saying like, he needs stations of things and like the Italian tables are weaker than American and then he doesn't want a ball to throw. He needs a foot on American football to throw. It's like, I'm American and I'm a man and it's fantastic. I bet his wife who left him and I'm sure she left him said something along the lines of what do you think you're a man? You're not a man. It's not your fucking crying.

I'm adding like insulted this manhood in some way because literally everything he's done since he's gotten on this boat is to assert manhood. I'm a scruce. I know. I think we really need to fix manhood already. We've talked about it a lot. It's time. And you know, you could say it's time to do it because of all the things wrong in

our society. I'm like, let's start simple. Let's do it to fix the blow deck. Just to fix the blow deck. Just to fix the blow deck. I don't even know what manliness really means anymore because I mean, I don't really have it, you know. And I come from a pretty pacifist type dad who's not like, manly.

So I don't really know what it necessarily means anymore, but I would suggest like with straight guys in general, let's just start with shaving your nats. I would wager to say that like every war and terrible crime that's been committed is because of someone who is insecure with their manhood and I would like to add on to that every bad below deck. So wars, crimes every bad below deck. So wars, crimes, and bad below deck. And bad below decks. It's manhood issues always.

Yeah, always. So John orders a grilled cheese. OK, so I was super important to have that at the time. And then they start asking for everything. Drinks from Margarita is espresso martinis. And it's nothing's easy. No one's like, hey, can I have a beer?

You know, it's always something difficult. So then Anastasia, the daughter is like, I'm gonna ask them SPF stuff. Hey Anastasia, go get your own fucking son. Look, good answers. You're not your SPF is being endorsed, okay? SPF zero. Yeah, go downstairs. Be like your brother who then receives his

milkshake and it's like, oh thank you so much. I'm like, see, Anastasia? Your brother, he knows what's going on. He understands masculinity more than any of the fuckers on this boat. Yeah. So then, uh, Daisy's like, honestly, no one sees how many tact directions would be in pooled in. Dicey, dicey, dice dicey dicey dicey out dicey we drive the tender fuck off Yeah, and she's doing all this work and Gary's just sitting there so um she blippers

Okay, so she delivers the cheese sandwich and John goes Did you order a small? God, it's sandwiches in Italy are tiny, am I right? Not American. Well, maybe it's those American sandwiches that cause you to have to be in a position where you had to then lose the American sandwich weights then you had to show off your,

you know what the point is this, shut up. So it takes parts and parts, that was fun. And then now it's ready to anchor and the guests wanna to do water sports, and the swim platforms coming out, and they start talking about the 90s scene when they say, it's 90s scene, whatever the fuck that means. I don't know how to do 90s.

Should the girls dress the sparse girls? It should be a good baby spice there, the one that always falls at the bed. There could be a scary spice, a poor spice. Not not me fuck that. I'll make Gary do it. He's pissed me off So now Jacob the kid gets on to one of the electric foil things the things that goes through the water But it has like the like the fin on the bottom that's crazy Air Yeah, it's like very Josh Groben and then Gary is like, well,

just don't get too close to each other when you're out there. Just try to stay like, oh, because you lift me up. Yes. You lift me up when I'm doing water sports. You lift me up. I was like, Josh Groven. But then like, as it's a water sport, that makes a really nice pivot to Broadway. It's like, it started as a surfboard. But that's not. That's not. That's not.

That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. Does Josh Groban really have the menacing it takes to be in Srinetod?

Does he have the menace in him? I don't think he has the menace. I don't think he has the menace. That's a serial killing meat pie making. Barber. Like he doesn't have the menace. I don't buy it. I'm not buying it.

Josh Groban. I feel like it should have been like Mandi Ptinkin or something or like. I think it has been before. I feel like it should have been like Mandy Ptinkin or something or like I think it has been before I Feel like it should have been something like what if they did something crazy like had it be like BB Newworth Like why not change it up. Oh, yeah, why hey? Why not? BB Newworth as as as the what's his face? his face. So they're all too, so Gary's like, oh, I was just, just be sure to stay away from each other on these. So I'm going to jump into close with each other. I'm going to jump into the other.

So I had to interrupt in your blabbering, like, Gary, for drawing a night's theme, and I was wondering if you could be a spice girl for the performance and he's like, oh, who the hell is this asking me for a favor again? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, she has to put on a wig for 15 minutes. She did not ask you to learn how to drive a vessel that you have known. Yeah, she's been asked you to learn like to get your pilot's license. Okay, so you can start suddenly flying everything to pick banks. On the beach. Yes.

Yes. So then, um, Matt and Lucy are blowing up balloons. And of course, you know, having trouble because they're Matt and Lucy. Matt's like, these aren't going up. Oh my God. That looks like a penis right now. It's a tea. It's the letter T. Lucy's like, I don't understand what sort of penis is you've seen before. It's pretty weird penis for me. So then we see the guys out on the e-files, it's TJ and the kid and they just,

you see them corining towards each other and then they just crash right into each other. They just, and I went back and I looked, I was like, I gotta find out whose fault this is. And I was like, I can't tell. I think they just both were going to literally both their faults. They were both just grieving right towards each other. They're just like, are you trying to hug?

What are you trying to do? I would argue that TJ was going faster and so that maybe he was potentially, I can't tell, but it looked to me a little bit like TJ was actually more of the collider, but it was pretty much a draw. They just were like, let's just ride into each other and see what happens. So Gary's like, I mean, it happens, it's happened, but there's literally more to play in there. And that's what we often say about.

That's why I like to say about Gary with women. There's really thousands of women in the world, why is it always people who work under you? Yeah. I think that's the point. That's kind of what it's like. So then Gary, let's see. So the chef is gonna, she's making different choices because I have to do Terry free. They'll have to do vegetarian, then I have to do meat,

and I have to do la, la, la. So they have to call a doctor for TJ who's got a big gash on his head. And the kid is just like, oh my God, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I have spoken too much today. I've gone over my words. I'd like to say I'm sorry again.

Man request extra words for a child to say I'm sorry yet again, T.J. It's done nothing. All right, I'm going to retire to my quarters and put on my sailors uniform, my little child sailors uniform. So, you know, to your age, it's okay. You didn't do it on purpose. Everything's good. I mean, well, this will be like a two minute issue.

We'll take care of it. So, oh, Chase has phoma, by the way. He's supposed to be sleeping, but he's awake because he wants to do stuff on deck. And Gary's like, well, it's been long season. He better go sleep. Or something like that, or maybe it's Colin. And, uh.

And, uh. And, uh. And, uh. And, uh. And, uh. And, uh. And, doctor is like, uh, you, this is bleeding. You got to go to the emergency room. Let's go. So they take him to the emergency room and, um,

I don't think loose, like, loose, lucky, Lucy, Lucy isn't talking to Mads while they're decorating. And she's like, that head is a sweat. It's so bad. Oh, I'm mad. It's like, I wonder why is dad such a dick old man. So then they've got two less for dinner because the wife, TJ's wife went with him to the hospital.

And so Daisy tells the chef and they're getting ready. For the 90s party. What's happening? There's just two minutes. So basically, John, yeah, there's like opening so John and it's like, how about like we invite someone from the Creative take up those two spots and he's like Jacob. Who would you who do you want to invite Jacob's like if it may please my father The person that I would most love to request to have a meal with us would be

So Gary is like all right well to get Gary and he's like absolute and all I'll be a dumb if I'm serving Gary that to get Gary and he's like, absolute an art. I'll bet I'm serving Gary. And of course it's Gary. Of course he wants to hang out with Gary. So then, um, days is like, Gary, they're inviting you out to dinner, but we can't do that with Leisha. So maybe, too at least that's a maybe tomorrow night. That's right. And he's like, so I'm going to be missing the estate, you know, I lost station in lot of stations. A lot of stations, yeah. A lot of stations, then. No, no, no, no, no, no.

So then we see Chase doing sexy dances in this room to himself, and then Daisy finds a dirty plate on top of clean plates. That's not dude, that's your friends. Talk about a metaphor for this group. Dirty plates on top of clean plates. So then, I don't know if you have any clean plates in this group, dirty play it's on top of clean plates. So then, um, I don't know if we have any clean plates in this group. That's true. Just dirty on dirty. So then they serve,

they're serving the steak and John's eating the steak and he goes, this is like a $90 steak at a restaurant. I'm not kidding you. Mike, this is like a half inch steak. I'm sorry. It looks perfectly delicious, but it's like this big. It's like get this on a group on. I just don't believe these people are like reek. This is a supermarket cut. It's a supermarket cut. Okay, this is not a steakhouse cut is like it's gonna be thick. This guy reeks of poor. That's what I'm saying. This guy just, he just smells. It wasn't stagastic. I'm gonna say it was not stagastic. It was stagastic. Do they get this trip on a group on? Are people, have people just seen Belodic selling out and they're refusing to go on it because they think that they're all

gonna die? I think. Or like, was this a raffle? It was a raffle. So it was a raffle at the serial factory. So I quite demanded that boss one. So Colin and Gary are gossiping and call us like, how is he with me? It's too me baited. And he's like, well, I talked to her about the other night. She said she didn't want to talk about it. So there's that.

Colin goes, U-B-M. I think guys like, well, I think she's maybe suited a bit into Alex. You BAM! I think I was like, well I think I should've maybe seen a little bit into Alex, maybe it was just that I was just turned me left in the Chiquizzi and can't say, oh you're the last man standing. They got no one else to choose from, sort of like in 1996 when the only computer I could choose. Yeah, I suppose I tell. Oh, coach, you're gonna get a number. Oh, yeah, you're gonna get a damn memories. I should have interrupted you sooner. Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah.

So Daisy calls Colin to the crew mass and she calls Gary as well. And she's like, oh, Daisy calls Gary. Come on, when Gary calls Daisy, go and so Gary's like, oh, Daisy calls Gary comes when Gary calls Daisy golden-giver shit So they help you just be quiet Gary my god or put upon Gary Who shows up on deck 20 minutes late because he's changed smoking and talking about the employees that he was trying to fuck all night or you You want someone to literally add an entirely new skill set and obligation onto their job role. Sorry, sorry about that. And then, yeah.

No. So they do. And they as to help deliver dessert. And then it's time to get spiced grilled up. Okay. That's dress like spice girls. Kay, say, I forgot to get dressed like Spice Girls, okay? Yeah, and then I'm really looking like just Spice Girls at all. They just put their Amazon wigs on and go upstairs, like a half drag show. And that's sort of like sporty spice with his top pony, he sort of looks like sporty.

And you know, I kind of block Gary out. A lot of the time, he gives me the skips. So Gary is like, all right, you can go down now. Yeah, I used to be ripped off Alex. I want to put on a tall and now I'm just an uncle. And Alex goes, yeah, creepy uncle. True. And so now 10, 15 TJ is still in the waiting room.

He hasn't been seen yet and He's just waiting in the yard like now it's overnight. So it's like 12 42 a.m No words and then time is going going going 6 30 a.m TJ still isn't back yet and at 7 a.m John wakes up and he like sees TJ's room is like the doors open like Kuli no one's in there and he's like what the fuck? Whoa Wow, cuz like in America TJ's room is like the doors open like Kully no one's in there and he's like what the fuck whoa Wow, cuz like in America The ambulance is there like so big and powerful, but in Italy apparently they're like small stupid stupid

So now he's getting nervous and I was probably feeling really guilty because it's like his guest and his son kind of is running the guys entire trip And then TJ finally calls back and he still hasn't been seen. What kind of emergency room is this? Geez. I tell you, I had to go to the hospital in France like once and it was hours and hours and hours and hours. It's crazy. I think like it's just a different vibe in Europe. So, like, you can wait, we're going to lunch.

We'll be back. I'm going to make a generalization about an entire con and based on my one single experience guys. After we call the other guy, I make during American. I know. Oh my god. What's with your health care? What's up with this entire continent? All these countries have the same hospital system. And their tables were flimsy. I couldn't sit on them. Yeah. So Gary is, he sees Madison. He's like, oh, awesome. I'm on. All right. What do you think about that? She's, oh my god, you're speaking as mad as to me. That's so easy. So actually it's case. So we need a little, little warm guy. And then TJ texted captain that he's now getting to the doctor. I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one, I'm not one 10 a.m. he's finally out of there for basically some simple stitches and on top of that the stitches they gave him they didn't even use an anesthetic. So this poor guy I feel so bad for him because now he missed all of last night's dinner.

He's going to he's going to be tired today. So he can miss all of today's fun stuff like this sucks. Yeah. So now they have to feed them because they're coming back and the chef's like so five meals today. Please tell me that you put some of that dinner into go thing. So I was last night's dinner. It just give them heated up.

You know what I mean? So then Gary and the crew go to the beach and the captain is welcoming the couple back to the boat. The meantime, they're getting fed and they go take a nap. They are just, you know, it's funny when TJ left, he was like, okay, cool, y'all be back in a little bit. I think he comes back now. You look like he went to war. He's like, yeah, I take everything back

about being chill about your son, you're fucking hit your son right now. I'm still in your ass. I'm still in your ass the second we hit land because he didn't know he's gonna be stuck in an Italian hospital where they don't give you an a seizure and don't give you anywhere to lie down overnight. I mean, these poor people.

And John's doing like that straight guy guilty thing where you're trying to be sort of like, hey, I'm sorry, man, we don't want to say it. So you put your hands up on your head and go, so like, was it still bleeding? It's like really bad? Like, is this going to be like, are you going to gonna die you think maybe? It's just like so you want me to take my shirt off with that help. You want it you want to sit on a table so you could like show your dominance over it. I mean it's got to be something I could do brah. And then John's like hey hey so can you guys get them some food and then like what you're done

get me a peanut colada so but actually maybe you're the peanut colada first and then get them food I don't know like how about this just don't get them food and I get me a pinnacleada. So, but actually, maybe you're the pinnacleada first and then get them food. I don't know, like, how about this? Just don't get them food. And I'll have a second pinnacleada. I know, and look, nothing they asked for is easy. They asked for a pinnacleada and a double espresso and a green juice.

So, it tastes like, oh god damn it. This is why I didn't want to send a stew. I'm not sure, I'm sure Lucy's not doing fuck all while we work our asses off of here. And then we cut to the beach and she's just like chillin' laying down with Alex on the beach. And she's like, could we make a sand castle? It's me and you can make a sand castle on the bed.

And he's like, yeah, we could spell help. I mean, it was amazing that they were finished their work considering how much difficulty Lucy seemed to be having and planting an umbrella in the sand. I kept them blowing over and she's like, how the fuck invented land? Was everything so hard? Yeah so um, Daisy's about to have a breakdown. She's freaking, but she knows if she pushes the down too much, she's gonna lose control, but I feel so beaten down. And then she runs to the other room and just starts crying. That's, she's been asked to make one green juice too man, and she is fucking.

I know. That pinya Kalata destroyed her. So Daisy be able to get her shit together. Probably not, because it's like next week, she's going through it. Yeah, time will tell, we're gonna find out next week, everybody's going through it. Yeah, time will tell. We're going to find out next week, everybody. Well, thank you so much for being here. It's been, it's been real.

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