Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Thy Seamen Cup Runneth Over

Episode Date: June 8, 2022

The Below Deck Sailing Yacht crew competes in a relay race with the Canadian guests and Ashley runs to tattle tale on Scarlet because she's still not getting any Gary in her life. This week's bonus is a chit chat about reading, Under the Banner of Heaven, and the moral quandary of engaging in reality TV picthforking. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm gonna go to the dentist tomorrow. So I have some pre-dentist fears, you know? Like, what if they're just like, your teeth are, you're dying. Your teeth are dying.

Your teeth are part of a dying ecosystem attached to you. No, they won't say that. They're afraid of that. They're afraid of that. Judgment. Well, yes, that is a thing. Dense is judgment is a thing, but they're not going to be so happy that you've come in to take care of your Chief. It'll be great. It'll be wonderful. And at least you don't have a gag reflex the way I do because like they put like, oh my god, like I go the debt, whenever they have to like, I can do a cleaning. I can do a cleaning

okay, but whenever they have to put in the x-ray equipment because you know dental x-rays back in the day back in the day day, it used to be they put these little tabs in your mouth and then they'd like you know, you clunch down and they'd make take like pictures. But now that it's digital and I'm totally a fan of digital things, I'm not a ludite, but now that they have digital X-rays, the thing that goes into your mouth, it's like, I feel like you're, it's like one of those things from return to the Jedi or Empire Strikes Back, those big walkie things that has to go all the way into your mouth and the moment it goes in, I'm like, pfft, pfft, pfft. So that's my paranoia that I'm just gonna gag.

I don't care about their judgment. But didn't you go through a whole therapy thing where you talked about that and then you learned that your gag reflex was a part of your controlling nature and then since you stopped being controlling and I thought you were just second dick like a pro ever since. To be honest. It was, I wish it was a therapy thing.

It was just Ben therapy, which was that I just, I deduced for myself that yeah, there are like control issues probably and it's like how I don't like being startled and I thought about it. Maybe the reason why I don't like being startled and I thought about it. Like maybe the reason why I don't like being startled is because you're sort of out of control. If it was self therapy, yeah that doesn't work. Well, I think so a lot then. I'm glad that I cleared that up with you

because after you told me that I went and started sticking my toothbrush down my throat and said don't be controlling and I still check. So now I know that you feel like I just got pumped. Yeah. Well, no, the reason why I noticed was that my gag reflex improved a little bit after her. I watched Stranger Things, which again, normally I don't submit myself to shows that might

startle me, but I was like, I'm going to watch Stranger Things because all of a one of the world is watching it. Season one, I'd like to add. I stopped watching season two, but I want to point that out. I just wanted everyone to know. But it just, it gives people to ask me questions like,

what did you think about season four? I'm not there, and I'm probably not gonna get there. But I noticed that show startle me a lot, but then by the end of it, I got better with the startles, and then I realized, because I had to go to the dentist, or like not long after that, that I was okay with the gag reflex,

and I thought maybe the act of being startled a lot made me more comfortable with being out of control, and therefore I was gonna gag less at the dentist. I don't know if this is sound, I don't know if this is academically sound, but I liked it. Well, I'll tell you who has questions. The audience right now, so I quit the fuck. What is this? What would I do to do in two? Yeah. So sorry about that. We just had to get some dentist fears

out there. But this is Washington. We are going to talk about Bravo. But it's a good episode to be talking about gag reflex because it's blood-deck sailing yacht. And the title of the episode is Salty Seaman. So there you go. So it all comes together. No pun intended. Oh yeah, a little grosser than usual over here, but hey, let's just roll with it because I'm scared of the dentist. Okay, so thanks to everybody who came out to take a seat last night.

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So let's talk Blodex sailing yacht. Okay, a Blodex sailing yacht. Another episode. This one where we had left off was that Marcos is going to make molecular gastronomy and apparently no one on the boat knows what that means because it's like every five minutes. So what is molecular gastronomy again? It's like a red pepper that looks like chocolate bar, but it's a red pepper still. It's like chocolate bunny on Easter except the chocolate bunny is

Steak a mashed potatoes. This is musket. I like that his whole thing is just disguising food. I know Food the ultimate tricker trickster You think I'm pulling up a chart at the table, but it's actually lobster. You think this is Daisy. This is Duna salad the whole time Are these peaches tell me that much? I just need to know how many peaches are in the basket Trixi and this was fruit roll up Like Ash on me It's a very mysterious episode and also he's very depressed because his friend's mom passed away

Which is sad so it's like he's crying and he's trying to pretend with gastronomy is which is funny And there's just a lot going on but actually nothing going on Because the guests are actually lovely people and I knew we were in trouble this episode because before I watched it I Was over on Reddit or something Brother real housewives holler shout out live them. Hi it, I was over on Reddit or something. Brother Real Housewives, Holler, Shoutout, let them. So I was on there and someone said something like, God, this is the most lovely group of people I've ever seen on this show. They just really enjoy each other and their lives.

And I was like, I'll fuck, I have to watch this. And sure enough, I was like, this is why you ended season. This is why you ended episode 12 below deck sailing. Okay. I don't watch a bunch of wishy-watchy dad jokes flopping around a swim deck. This is below, this is a reality show. Do not invite the Canadians.

They are way too nice and polite and consider it. Okay. We need Americans. Okay. We need terrible, terrible Americans making demands and staying up late at night. Okay. We need Americans. Okay. We need terrible, terrible Americans making demands and staying up late at night. Okay. Yeah. So let's see. We start off with, oh my God, huge announcement we start off with. I hope everybody's amber alerts went off at the same time because this was big. Okay. No, it was not a child missing. Jurassic Park in four days. Jurassic Park in four days. It stayed up there the whole time.

Okay, I don't need to see that. NBC is, NBC Universal is pushing Jurassic Park hard. I mean, they've been going at it since April when they had the Jurassic Park episode of Top Chef. And that was when I was with you in Austin, they were trying to make this bonkers Jurassic Park movie happen. And it might work for me because it looks just totally ridiculous. I mean, I see it. So all of them, I just feel like it's something you can go to with everybody, but every time, with this new trilogy, they've both been terrible, right? Is that in my head? Have I just gotten

more cynical? Because I used to love the Jurassic Park, but... I mean, I haven't... I didn't actually see the second one. I wanted to, and I didn't, but I remember, I feel like you watch it on an airplane across the aisle for me, and you kept on sort of like shaking your head. That's what I remember. That's what I remember. I don't know if that's really what happened, but like my memory is you shaking your head on the airplane, and like dinosaurs running around. But I have to say, I love Jurassic Park, but the first one, Jurassic World or whatever, when Chris Pratt is like friends with the velociraptor, like you just can't go anywhere from there.

Like that is such an inherent flaw with this trilogy that I can't really like take it seriously. Yeah. I saw a tweet yesterday with this lady saying I cannot believe the same people trying to make Jurassic Park are the same people who thought this was funny And then they showed the scene of that nanny being flung up in the air and then eaten by the sea dinosaur And I was like that was the most amazing scene of the whole trilet like that's the only part I remember Yeah, it was like so I love the even Jurassic Park can offend people They're like oh my god. This was a vile Yeah, it was like so I love the even Jurassic Park can offend people They're like oh my god. This was a vile

Man is you know What an offensive scene. I mean, I think the most offensive part of that movie again was the velociraptor who's friendly and then also like Them driving around little balls around the fields. Like stop it. Stop it. Yes. I'll tell you the most terrifying dinosaur at this time around is Ashley. I mean, they just show the Jurassic Park thing right next to Ashley's face, her dirt face, you know, and I was like, that's scary. Got a hand to you. That's a scary one. Okay. That dinosaur is just all upset because it's sister's way meter than her.

The other dinosaur fucking every other dinosaur in the park before she can get to it. Oh, this Ashley, you know what's so funny? I actually blocked out this Ashley, so I thought you were talking about Ashley from Southern Charm and I was so confused on where you were getting with it. No, I was wondering why you were confused. I know, well, because I'm like, I'm also crazy today, but yeah, I think that if Ashley were in Jurassic Park, first of all, she would be the one that would be thrashed around by that in that scene where that woman was horrified, like that probably wind up her fate. I actually feel like the dinosaurs would ignore Ashley and she'd get all upset. She'd be like, eat me, eat me. They'd be like taking a nap. They'd be taking a nap and she'd walk up to them

and just like try and put herself in their mouth. Like, eat me, eat me. You ate me, you tried to eat me, remember? I remember. She just goes up to all like a stegosaurus. Be like, I am so over to you, Rex. Like over it. It's just pathetic.

He just goes and eats everything, like, oh my God, you're so transparent. He's like, towel-telling to Jeff Goldblum about that one. That time, I was supposed to be entertaining people instead of eating people. So I saw that T-Rex was actually talking to a velociraptor, and that's just that, like, I don't know, I've got to go on, you know, I just need to, like, that T-Rex is help.

I don't know, I just don't know if that's the very good T-Rex. I have to teach that T-Rex everything. So Jurassic Park, four days. First day? That doesn't trust us. Yeah, so let's see. Fun times, fun times, everybody finds out Marcus' friend's mom died. So that's the sad part.

So he tells Gary and Gary's like, oh my god. And Marcus like, yeah, you know, he couldn't even go to Venezuela to see her. And Gary's like, well, you need to take some time for yourself. This is more born than gas. and curious like, well, you need to take some time for yourself. This is more born than gas. Well, you would you rather sit down for a bit on the dick,

help some people, help some people, come take a ride, come take a ride. Well, I mean Gary pretty much is a dinosaur. What do they do? So, I mean, laughs, he's that screaming dinosaur, the one that's like, whew! The one who ate new men.

So, spoiler. So, anyway, but Marcus is like, no, I have to do this. I have to do this. So, the meanwhile, Lane, who is the primary, he wants to do a crew versus like the guest race tomorrow, which I just can't imagine. Like I just can't imagine a chartering a vessel and then forcing the staff to compete with you. I just feel like it's so strange. Like it's such a strange power play, even though it's coming from a very

nice Canadian place. Well, I'm gonna do it next time the cleaning guy comes over. I'm gonna be like, okay, you started that into the room and I'm gonna start at this end of the room and whoever makes it to the middle first, while a seamen better. Go, go, go! Because the prize is a, a golden cup that says

cup of seammen or something. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I appreciate the puns. So then meanwhile Ashley, who's been trying her best to undermine Scarlett, she fucks up after, this is like the second to last charter and she's like, Ashley, these are the wrong way around. You have to reach for your water glass first and then your wide, wide glass first.

She goes, really? It's like Ashley, where have you been? See, this is what I can't stand. She's an under minor, but you can't do her job well. Can't stand her. Mm-hmm. You got time to undermine. You got time to learn placement of wine.

We're gonna put your wine. Yeah, see, I'm not very good at coming up with those artists. That's why I had to, like, not work in restaurants forever. They were like, Mommy, you need better sayings. I mean, you got time to lean, you got time to cling, you can't take credit for that one. We need faster sayings. Like, we've got time to complain, you got time to meet a girl named Jay. That doesn't even make sense, Ronin. Ah, Shila, everyone knows your age for

you know, what a class first. And then the goat that goes to the tea rack, come on, actually not the goat first. So everybody gets in their whites and Lane is like, oh my God, look at that. There's lights on the table. Thank you, lights. Thank you for being there, A, thank you, lights. And then dinner is served. And Gary's over there making that jokes.

Yeah. The dinner is like a huge amount of seafood and like Marcus presents it all. It's like Langecines and scallops and muscles and everything and Lane goes, we're all allergic to seafood though. I'm just joking. You just got lained.

You got lained. Anyway, these are the chicken tenders, right? I'm just kidding, God, I'm gonna roll here. And then when someone picks up like a shrimp, he's like, don't eat me. Don't eat me. Oh, God lane, classic lane, classic lane. Lauren Michaels just passes on a dinghy.

Just slowly smoking a cigar and giving a dirty look. It's like now. Now, live from New York, it's Saturday, late. Saturday night, lame. So Marcos is talking to Colin and he talks about the lady, the friend's mom dying. And he's like, and I hear this an hour before cooking. Always this news comes when I'm cooking.

Because you're always cooking. I know, that's what I wanted to say too. You know, you're a chef. I know, that's what I wanted to say, too. You're a chef. You're cooking 18 hours a day. I know. I said that one time to a friend, but I was eating. I was like, this always happens when I'm eating. It's like, dude, you're always eating.

I've always got something in my mouth. I can't dare another dead person ruin one of my meals. 11, 18 meal at night that I have every 20 minutes So then Then Kelsey is I don't know why I wrote this down Kelsey's helping with a dessert plating and she goes I could drink this and Barnaby goes use her glass I could drink this and Barnaby goes, he was like,

oh, that's the police. Yeah, the chemistry is off the chart. So Gary's speaking of, Gary's talking to Scarlet, and he's like, Oh, Scarlet, did you worth his heart on your day trip boat? She's like, not really. Yeah, no one works his heart. Not only are you, I rate some shine,

I bundle of joy and my little belly of a button You're a good wire cut Bro disgusting and so disgusting like This like your could you imagine your coworker can be a big nutty a pretty face Like the god my god like that away from me as she goes well, I just got it all and he goes you do Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, so predictable at this point. He firts with everyone. It's actually hilarious. Like actually, it's like actually fucking chronicle. I like that this is like her, her bombshell revelation about Gary.

Like she finally figured this out. It's like, girl, you knew this. You've been going after him the entire charter season. So, and by the way, there is like a montage of Gary doing basically Gary's version of Carl because he keeps going up to everyone be like, oh you look really, you look great, right? Lalalala, you look great, you look really wonderful today, you look wonderful today, lalalala, and even does it to Glenn, Glenn's like, you're not starting with me. Oh yeah?

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it like a pro. I mean, it was beautiful. I was like, you, ma'am, forget competing against the staff. You should compete against in the World Sabering Championships. And if they don't exist, you should invent them because you're great at it. I was quite a good saber. I know when I'm the same way as you. Like're great at it. I was quite a good saver. I know when I'm the same ways you,

like when she did that, I was like, how are you supposed to drink without glass in your cup? I don't get it. This is, she did it wrong. I know what's your band or putt, ma'am. So then they just cut to Marcos Wanderer around the boat crying.

You guys, leave him the fuck alone, okay? I get that it's a TV show, but no one is watching this to watch the big guy sob, okay? I know. It's like, show, but no one is watching this to watch the big guy sob. I know. It's like we get it. He's sad. So now everyone's basically going to sleep. Everyone's chilling out, and the wind is starting to pick up, because one thing we forgot from last episode was that

a storm's are coming, and that's what I had to move into this protected waters. And so now it's like, oh, it's gonna be really windy. Are they gonna drag? What's gonna happen? Yeah, and he tells Daisy he's gonna be joining dinner because one of the guests is like, it's my birthday tomorrow, Captain. You know what I want for my birthday?

For you to come to dinner. I know, okay, you're like 50, so you don't normally get that big of a birthday, but I'll do it for you. So then The Gary the Gary Gary goes to the captain that that's talking about wind. This is one of those episodes What we talked about Jurassic Park for so long. Okay. This is a wind episodes all they talk about wind Yeah, wind wind wind wind wind wind Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of wind talking about sailing and wind, passing wind, all that good stuff.

So Ash just started to get anxiety because it was like this last time with a drag tanker and like that's like so predictable. Wind is like so predictable. Like all wind does is like, blow, it's like can you get another dimension wind? I mean, it's just like, holler, it's actually comical. I dimension wind? I mean, it's just like a whole layer. It's actually

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So Gary kisses Scarlett Goodminton, she's cutting lemons. He's like, oh, hard work, a bundle of joy, which is normally a term used for babies. And, um, actually, it's like, um, as soon as you're done with that, you can go to bed. But you better finish the lemons first. I'm watching, I'm watching from Ashley Khan. So now it's like the windows picking up even more and more and more. It's like one, 14 in the morning, it's 25 knots, and then it's like 30, and three in the morning is 30 knots. And one of the big issues is that there's like a lot of little small boats, and my concern is not about us, is that we're

going to take out all the small boats. I might take out the small boats, go ahead, do it, throw some weight around for crying out loud, Glenn. They shouldn't be around you. You're a TV boat. Okay, they should know their boundaries. I say, let a rip. I know. imagine being on a TV show and not wanting to devour all the small butts around you. The audience was like, this show's boring! Do something! Get the balls!

Get the small ones! Crash into the digs, they should know. They should know! So then we get a very touching scene with Gary who goes to check on Marcos and he's like, Hey, you doing big pop off? Well, now I know that there was a death in your family, very touching scene with Gary who goes to check on Marcus and he's like, Hey, you doing big pop off? Now, I know that there was a death in your family, a family in Lofton fear, you know,

that's why you've got to have six with his mini people this possible every day. I want to die with my dick in one hand or bud lighten the other and another dick in my math just to say I tried it before I went. my math just to say I tried it before I went. So now it's like now it's it's the middle of the it's early morning and Kelsey wakes up Gary. It's just they're they're getting too close for comfort for another boat and um there's there's like a mud issue because they don't want to get into the mud. They don't want to go around. So everyone's waking up and it's like, they've got to like move the boat because otherwise they're going to take out some other boat.

That's like way too close. Again, that boat should be the one to move. I don't think Perseval should have to move whatsoever. Excuse me. Yeah, the little boat should be running. What the hell? The little boat should be afraid.

Like that's, talk about Jurassic Park. Do you ever see the little the little dinosaur or the little person be like excuse me T-Rex you're gonna have to go around no it doesn't work that way yeah the little butch I fucking dare you I dare you to bully me right now the page just or like and subscribe like and Lindsey boat, and that's the page to sort of like, I fucking bear you to hit me. Make a scratch on me. I fucking bear you. I'm dating an accident, attorney.

I got. So, so it's so everyone's like waking up to deal with all this madness. And Daisy's checking in on Marcos to see how he's doing. And he's like, oh, I'm good today. I'm good. I'm like, wow, that was a very fast morning period for you, sir. Like, all of a sudden he's like, oh, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm totally good. Everything's great. I'm like, sir, it was only six hours ago. You can still be sad. It's allowed. Yeah, but I don't like when people do that at work. Like, I'm trying to

repress my emotions and cut a carrot. Could you leave me alone? Daisy's that person at work could just follow you around going, oh, are you all right? Are you? You want to hug? Do you know? You know someone the dad don't you? You want to cry? Come on, give Daisy a hug. And just like where's you down until you finally cry? And then she's like, you know, he's crying down there. It's not very professional. Ha ha ha. Or she gets like the joy of just telling people, guys, be just a little gentler around Marcos. He's crying right now.

I don't know what's that about, but it's really crying hard. Does he have one of me press nails, press on nails in his eyeball? Yes, he does. But otherwise, I don't know, mine's crying, but he is. So Colin was like, how many notes, 25 notes? How many? Twenty, 21, 22, 23, 24, and Daisy is planning breakfast at 10. And then Dr. Jeremy is like, you know, I didn't sleep great. I was rocking and banging because it was so windy. Go tell it to the wind manager. Yeah. Go leave a yelp review for wind.

You're camping in a tin box on the sea. You know, what did you expect? I hate to tell you, but you're in the elements right now. You're not at the Ritz-Karleton, okay. I also like that they showed how windy it was. They showed some like wind surfers, just windsurfing away, and then one of them just like full on, fell over.

It was like just two wind surfers, just like doing their thing, and then one just flopped over like out of nowhere. And I was like, that poor person, because you know what happened, it's like, oh my, that was mortifying, at least no one saw it. I was like, actually, you're on national TV right now, sir.

And you're a terrible windsurfer. Go back to your page of Sorba though. I know, it totally ain't shit. They're like, ah, actually, you're on national TV right now, sir. And you're an unbearable windsurfer. Go back to your page to Sorba Boat. I know, it totally ain't shit. They're like, oh, wow. So then there's the drama castle music, where it's like, Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, and it's like a scary part of Zelda. And then Barnaby is talking about how they're dragging and then they wake up Glenn and

shit's blowing all over the breakfast table and then we have shame drama. Yeah, so Glenn, that's the thing because Glenn now is trying to react. He's awake now and now they can re-anchor because of the little boats, the fucking little boats, and the drink, the anchor is wrapped in a chain and also it's a smaller chain, like a little page of sorpo chain, but there's also notably a chair that's moving on and so on on the deck. So we know it's real, there's a real issue of the furniture, it's already trying to like move around a little bit And I'd like to think this is like a crossover below deck because it turns out that a chain that was cut is wrapped around their chain This is like a very captain sandy like just had it you know It's very dangerous to cut it. I'm so proud of you. You know what kind of wins you were

Cut the cut the anchor that's dragon kind of went good for you. Here's a hug Here's your golden hug that you're a prize. And now it's gonna bring down the next bullet deck. Yeah, it was actually very much in Amanda, like in Amanda line or rope, like, Kyle, but what about me? Kyle, it's like a Kyle anchor in Amanda chain. Yeah, God, you've really got

Summer House on your mom today. I really got it in my mind. I'll project. Why don't you just marry at? Why don't you just marry summer house? Well, I've been trying to for three years, but like, there was a pandemic. It cheated on me one time. So, they're, you know, talking about the chain, we got no choice but to re-chain.

We're not going to few boats behind us with the chain. Am I good? I hope they're like, uh-oh, maybe being small we should have moved. Maybe we should have moved to the small boat area of protected waters instead of trying to hang around with the big one and get a selfie with it. Ooh, watch what crap it's officially anti-small guy. We're just anti-small boats that hang around big boats. Like you should know better. Small boats should hang with small boats.

Okay, that's how it goes. The only thing that could make this better is if a carnival cruise line came and squashed the parcel. Well, then parcel would have to move. Okay, the law of the sea, it's married time long. It's the boat in food chain. It all goes back to Jurassic Park really at the end. Yeah, it's true, it's a metaphor.

So they have to, like, there's all this shit on them. The anchor is just like a mess, like it's such a mess. And Colin's telling us, well, we need to get the debris off the anchor because it could break the boat's propeller. And, you know, that could be a terrible disaster. I'm just seeing one time. We could end up hitting these tawny boats and get them up like this. I can't even finish a memory. I'm just seeing one time. We could end up hitting these tiny boats and get them up like this.

Can't even finish a memory. Can't, my memory just cut off, one memory just cut off another memory. Wow. Can't even finish a memory of this boat. Okay. So the guest of me and my hall are just like holding down all their stuff.

I'm like, why don't you guys move inside? Why are they having breakfast outside in this wind storm? Right now, I was wondering that too. They do have a table in there, don't they? They've had to use a table inside before. They should just eat one of those drawers that's always flying out. Put that thing to some good use. Never stays closed anyway.

They need to, like, you're right. That drawer, so that drawer is always opening up. They should add some fun, sort of sound effect. You know, like when you open up a card and it starts playing music, it should be like when that door opens, it goes, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na wind. Hey, wind, your second stew wind, your second stew. And then Colin tells us, I just literally want to scream right now. We're dragon. We're dragon. Can't even finish a scream. Can't even amount through scream. No one even cares about me. So, yeah. So then, so it's getting, they're bringing up the anchor again, and it's still all fucked up

So then now someone has to go into the tender to like really deal with it So I think the Gary gets the tender It's tender, it looks wonderful. It's dead. There's like a ray of sunshine right now Not only is it a ray of sunshine, but it also floats very well done, friend We're dragon. We're dragon. And meanwhile, Lane is just like, what kind of Benny is this? Lobster, do you think? It looks like lobster. God, I bet this is lobster. I love a lobster, Benny. Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikik And it's like it's just like pure chaos and the guests are like, is the captain doing stunts or what?

And Barnaby's like, yes, we're just trying to show off for right now. So then Scarlett is changing the seat. She's like, can I just fold this sheet down for now? And now she's like, yeah, just do that. It's like, wow, great, great leadership. So then the captain's talking to the guests about what to do because they're stuck on land They're stuck on the boat, but they can't do anything because of wind and Lane's like well. I got an idea Can we pull up the sales is like no? Nope, still can't do that Oh

Okay, well could you maybe send out Barnaby? Let's get an opinion from Barnaby because he's a real captain now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. They all crack up. They're like, ah. So then Lane goes to Gary. Cause now they fixed it. They got the anchor, all rid of the stupid other latch, hangar on chains.

And now they went to another place and re-anchored. And so Lane goes up to Gary and is like, okay, two things you need to know about this group. We'd love to dress up one and number two, we're all a little competitive. Okay. So we want to relay race. You choose your 14 members. We'll choose hour four. And it's going to be hilarious. Okay. And then it comes to Ashley on Daisy's ass, she's like, Um, so when are we gonna do the relay? I just want you to know about the relay.

I'm fucking in, yeah, I'm competitive, I'm real competitive, I'm gonna win it, because I'm in it to win it, that's why I'm in it. Why else would you be in it? If you're not in it to win it, I'm gonna relay. And they're like, oh my god, Ashley shut up. I wonder if she knows the difference between tag team and realize. She might be confused.

So Colin goes up to Marcus, me, and Molly's like, say, what is this molecular constronomy you're going to be making? And Marcus is like, oh, well, let me explain. You have very prosciutto and melon? Don't answer,

because I actually don't want to know anything about your personal life It's a rhetorical question. I'm gonna pursue doing melon is no, what is that? Well prosciutto and it has melon. Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for explaining All right, so I'm gonna put the crusty note across the knee is don't answer I'm gonna put the air, you know what a crustini is? Don't answer. I'm gonna put the crustini in. There is underwear after a weekend. Close, similar texture.

So I'm gonna put the crustini and the prosciutto and the melanin on it, and I'm gonna serve it with it looking a different way, but it tastes the same. That's molecular. That's molecular. Wow, and you can do that with any liquid, huh? It reminds me of changing, crevying up, you can read allizing all the things.? It reminds me of changing, growing up, re-adolzing,

I was being complimented. You know what I like to do in molecular astronomy is it makes me grow as a chef. Was there someone in here in this gallery? Who's that supposed to be? So the guests are picking teams and Gary is like, we'll do six on six, so there's no tears. Because I guess they had to add Ashley in.

Yeah, absolutely. So it's just stink. Yeah, and the guest's like, oh, Ashley, you're gonna do it. And she's in. Yeah, I'm actually just think. Yeah, and the guest's like, oh, Ashley, you're gonna do it? And she's like, yeah, I'm already in trouble because I was like, I'm gonna do it. I really wanna do it. And they're like, Ashley, you might not be able to do it.

And I was like, what the fuck? I'm fuck, you're so fuck, I'm fuck face, fuck face. And she's like, Ashley, come over here. Don't say I want to do it, fuck face, fuck face. In front of the guests. Actually, I don't have to do that. it fuck face fuck face in front of the gates Actually, I don't have to do that the gosh the guest shouldn't know stuff like that So please don't do that again. Don't say that in front of guests wait for someone to come to you Which is sort of hilarious because everyone ignores you But if you stand back you're probably gonna get your way unless it's with Gary. Oh well anyway good talk

Yeah, life lesson wait for them to come to you to you. This applies to all of our lives, darling. So then, Carrie is bitching about her to someone else. He's like, she's so annoying. I wanna do it. I wanna do it. I wanna do it. I'm a shop. So then everybody's changing into their wacky costumes.

Some of them are sailors. One team is sailors and the other team are pirates. Yeah, and while they're changing, Glenn tells Daisy that the guests want them to be at dinner and she's like, Does Marcus know? So she goes to Marcus, Marcus, and goes, Did you know that Glenn's joining for dinner?

I completely forgot to say it. And he's like, wow, wow, because by the way, we keep cutting to him making little like melon droplets in jealous, like an e-gar or something like that for the past 10 minutes on this show. So he's like, this basically destroys his entire plan. Yeah.

And she's like apologizing profusely. And he's like, but this changes everything. Now I have to start everything again. She's like, but I'm sorry, Marcus. It's like you only ruined my life. No need to be so hard. Marcus, I'm so sorry. I'm never going to be a chef again. She's like, but I'm sorry, Marcus. You only ruined my life. No need to be sorry. Marcus, I'm so sorry. I'm never going to be a chef again. I feel like good because I'm dying inside. I'm like, wow, like a warm hug today. So then sailors versus pirates. Why did they? Why did they always change their menu while I'm cooking? It always happens

when I'm cooking. Always when I'm cooking. So the sailors versus pirates and my name is like, we be a team of pirates ready to take on your swallowing boister. That was so fun. I had an accent. I had an accent on that one, guys. And Glenn has basically dressed like he works at Locker,

but he's also learning to swim for the first time because he's got little floaties on his arms. And no one mentions it, like there's not a cutaway of like, oh, Glenn, you're so cute with your floaties. If you just has floaties on, it's adorable. So then it just cuts to Marco stabbing the cutting board over and over as he stares at a wall. It's like fun in games, fun in games. Stab.

Stab. Stab. So Ash is like, there's no fucking way I'm leasing this race. I got this and so she and Barnaby, I mean the race has already started at this now her and Barnaby. It's time for her and Barnaby to go on their little windsurf or thing, whatever it is. And they just immediately like fuck up, which, you know, it just is, like, my theory has always held, like, I'm happy to see the fruition of my theory, which is,

well, if I were stuck on a very tiny vessel with Ashley, would we do terribly? And the answer is, yes, we would do terribly. Things you think about, God, things all of us are thinking about, God, I wonder if I was doing a relay race on a boat with Ashley. What would happen? So Daisy and Marcos, she's still feeling really guilty, Galta. So she's like, let me help you, Marcos. And he's like, he's not going to be as molecular anymore. Because I'm a shit, of sauerre markers.

Now it's only one quarter molecular. I'm gonna try to do one little molecular thing on every plate. In fact, the plates will not be plates. They will be base balls. They will be base balls. It's just that because the plates, they were supposed to be like basketballs. And now they only look like bases, just a smaller ball, just not as molecular.

I'm sure he could have just been my captain. For you, I made something special, a pop tart. That looks like a pop tart. For you, I make something special, macaroni and cheese from the crew mess. It's less than the captain. No, he just has to say, oh, for the captain,

this is actually caviar with a YUBEEF shaped to look like Slesa Pizza enjoyed. Just go with that clan. So then, this is a getting ready a montage, everybody's gathering for dinner, and it's girls night,

boys night, girls are sitting with girls, and boys are sitting with boys. And Daisy, basically they just take up the food, okay? So the captain is eating with them, and the first course is a gaspacho, which looks just like a spacho, sounds a little confused, but it's like, but in the middle, it's cherry tomato,

but it's really an ice cube made of red peppercooli. That's right, molecular gastronomy is taking something red and saying yes It's not a tomato wait for it different red vegetable I can't believe that that circular red thing was actually just a red pepper Which is looks similar to it and lane and a the lady's name, whose birthday it is. It's like, oh, guys, guys, I know you're new to molecular gastronomy, because you probably haven't been to 30 of the three star Michelin restaurants in the world, like a lightning ear. But anyway, what you do is you put this little

ice ball in your mouth and you let it melt while you eat the soup. Like, nobody told you that. Where are you coming up with instructions? Yeah. And Glenn's like, you know, I don't really understand like the essence of molecular gastronomy. I'm good with just a slice of tomato. What if then I told you all those slices of tomatoes you've been eating all this time?

Have been wild herring. Oh my God. And the lady's like, oh someone says, wow, a balsamic pearl? I've never heard of such a thing. And that lady's like, oh, well, I can tell you how to make that. It's quite the process. Oh, shit.

Oh yes, I'm sure you're sitting there making balsamic pearls lady for crying out loud. I hope her personal hell is just peanut butter sandwiches I hope that when when it's her turn to go to the pearly gates. They're like, sorry You're going to purgatory. You're eating commoner food. Enjoy your ramen fruit. Turnity Well, actually I really like ramen with guess what it looks like ramen, but it's PB and J Even with Guess what? He looks like ramen, but it's PB&J. Ah, molecular gastronomy, even American. Well, low rent molecular gastronomy.

It's like sneakers bar that I melted up to look like just lump of dog poop on the street. It's like, whoa, least fancy gastronomy I've ever had. So this, this sneakers bar? It's a three musketeers molecular gastronomy. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. So then we go to Kelsey's own version of a molecular gastronomy. She's eating a banana and spinning the telon to it, which, you know, I like this girl more every episode. Yeah, I do like her too. I really like Kelsey a lot actually. So I guess just like love the food. I mean, I do like her too. I really like Kelsey a lot actually. So I guess just like

love the food. I mean, it all looks so really amazing. And Glenn's like, well Marcos is too good. I mean, he could be an alien from the future. Am I right? Come on, fellow Canadian to other Canadians. You got to support my jokes here a little bit. Come on, guys. Are you sure you're not American? Because I think it's a pretty American thing to assume that the aliens that come from the future are only coming to serve us still. Could you imagine like I love I love those D&T-S aliens that are like we are going to go to another galaxy to teach them the ways another galaxy to teach them the ways of finding dining. We're just coming to show them which side to put the water glass on. Well, alien, they're gonna come eat you.

Okay, you are the molecular gastronomy. You don't know that. I feel like, I feel like if we went to a galaxy, I don't think we would naturally say, let's just eat everything that's on the scale. Of course we would. Of course we would. We're like, wow, what a beautiful country. Let's put gas pipelines through and eat the locals.

If you read a history book, well, I mean, if they're all like weird blobby things, I think we would eat them or something. But if they were like, if they showed a capability to have a civilization, I don't think we would try to eat them necessarily first. I think that they would probably... No, we would. We have maybe us personally, we wouldn't, but you know that there's that big segment

that's like, it's in the Constitution. Eat what that want, our forefather said it. I like that, well, we personally wouldn't eat the aliens, but others were. Right. We're not a, we're not a monolith. There would still be people like, Oh my God, I'm alien jitterian. Like I don't eat aliens at all. I don't like that. And other people are like, well, I only

eat alien feet. You're like, Oh, well, that's still, I mean, you're still murdering aliens. But, well, you know, there's like this whole, I mean, it all depends on what the alien is, I think ultimately, because there's so many depictions of aliens. But, well, you know, there's like this whole, I mean, it all depends on what the alien is, I think ultimately, because there's so many depictions of aliens. Sometimes they're just like weird lobby

disgusting things or furry weird, like, or maybe they're like the, I mean, the aliens from alien, like I think fully we would eat them because they are like, they're horrific and they need to, like, someone needs to like check them back, okay? But like, there's also like that genre of like,

Paul Bettany type aliens, where they're like, hello, we know things and we hear that out of you. I don't think we're gonna kill the Paul Bettany aliens. Those ones, yeah, I think we'll kill those ones. Or, or well. Well, no, we will ruin them. We will introduce them to our ways, and then their like advanced civilization is gonna crumble

because of us, but I don't think we're gonna eat them. I mean, look, I actually disagree with you on the alien from aliens because we would not eat those because we're weird, like we're only eat cute things. Have you noticed that? People are like ostrich meat. I mean, people eat it, but a lot of people are like, that's disgusting.

Who would eat an ostrich? Those are gross. Those are not cute. Or a monkfish. That's the ugliest fish in the sea. They look like monsters. I'm not eating that. But the food bloggers would be like,

have you guys tried xenomorph? It is so good. You should have just pop up in downtown LA. We should go. Okay, so then the next thing on this show is the guy, laying I guess, it's like we should do hurricanes. If you guys ever played hurricane, that's okay, a friend of mine.

One time we were in a place, it was a bar. I'm gonna say it was a bar, we were naughty. And he looked at me and he said, have you ever done a hurricane? And he was like, I did almost lost my dick. I'm telling you that. Talk about doing something that won't quit moving that was a rough one My fault I should have known I saw a hole in the hurricane and they said it was the eye

But I just saw a hole and I went for it. It was a very rough experience for me So he's like, yeah, so then my friend was like, okay, do a shot. And then he hit me in the face with water. And then he slapped me in the face. And that's called a hurricane. Oh, okay. Like what, grew up by way, Lane, why don't you just have a drink called Iceberg straight ahead or what about something called

Pirates Just Shot of Cannon at your vessel? Why not, like sure, let's do things that will destroy your, things named after things that destroy what you're on right now. Yeah. You ever did in the sinkhole? So the shots are delivered and, you know, the girls are all excited because they get to slap people. And Daisy offers to slap lane and then Scarlet's all excited.

I mean, who cares? Who cares about slap assignment? So they play this game. Yeah, I didn't really understand this. I mean, maybe it's, I don't understand the, I don't understand where the, I don't understand this. I don't understand that.

Throwing water in my face and then slapping me while I do my shot. Is it supposed to distract while you do the shot is it just It doesn't make sense. It's supposed to be fine. I think it's just one of those things. It's like good old good old fashioned fine Okay, it's free to hit somebody So well how come there's no shot? How come there's no drinking games involving okay? You do a shot and you press play on a Nora Efron movie, okay? Good. That sounds more fun to me I feel like you're spying on my Friday nights.

I'm like, listen, the first one to see Terracotta Tile does a shot while they cry. Okay, you guys ever play heartburn? Okay, so what you do is you get a VHS, it's Meryl Streep and Jack Nicholson, I believe. You press play and Carly Simon in the background and then go. All right, who wants a Merrill Street down in Chris onto? Raw anybody? You guys ever do one and you guys ever do and it's a complicated okay. What you do is you hang a whole bunch of cast iron skillets and copper pans over your head and you do a shot, okay? And then

you make a Chris out. Okay, this shot is called before Alex Baldwin was canceled again. Alex Baldwin, Alex Baldwin. Okay, so they do this slapping game and stuff. Oh, wait, hold on, there's breaking news. Jurassic Park in four days. Jurassic Park in four days is back on the screen. Chris Pratchis like throws water in a velociraptor space and slaps it. It's like, yeah bro, you got Hurricane. When a hurricane is what unleashed the chaos in Jurassic Park, never forget. Oh yeah, there you go. So then bedtime and Gar- Barnaby has a flirtatious scene with Kelsey where he goes, make sure the boat doesn't drag this time. Mm, boom, boom, boom, boom.

He does his own. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Barnaby's a ghost, right? He doesn't actually like live in corporate, because no one seems to really interact with him. Like even more so with Colin, like he just sort of goes around, I feel like trying to haunt people and Not effectively, right? It's just weird whenever he talks because I feel like he's from a silent movie

He always makes that face like he just found someone tied up on the train tracks. So we're so yeah Because he has to exaggerate his face because yeah This is eyebrows in his eyes. Yeah, his eyes kind of pop out. He's like, oh, so let's see here. Carrius scar. Oh God. Okay. So now Gary, Gary is going to try again to being scarlet, right?

Because she said no last night. So, you know, another day, another day, another dick. So Gary's like, scurry, come on, be a scarlet. That's my romantic. And she's like, um, we should probably wait until I'm done. I will talk to you, but I just want to like wait until I'm done cleaning.

And he's like, no, come on up here now. And now she's like, um, I am telling. So she runs straight to Daisy. And it's like, um, I don't mean to complain about like she's going to bat at 12 And she doesn't need to be having a heart to heart right now with Gary I mean she could be helping me who's doing everything so And Daisy like where are they so of course, um, you know, Ashley says yeah I'm totally fucking with Gary's fun. He totally deserves it

I'm like, yeah, but you're also messing with Scarlet's paycheck because she doesn't deserve this because By the way, if anyone like if Daisy went up to one of Gary's crew While they were doing whatever they needed to do and she started flirting with them and said like come on over here Come on over here. So I could talk to you know Gary would be livid He's like doing to my crew like we does a lot we worked So like it's totally bullshit that he's doing this you know, Gary would be livid. He'd be like, don't go to my crew. My crew does a lot. We worked 12 hours a day. So like, it's totally bullshit that he's doing this. Yeah.

And so back to Gary and Scarlett, he's like, you look so good. And she's like, oh God, you've just been such a light since I've been here. And Daisy's like, get the fuck to work. Ah. Ah. She's definitely the proctor in the boarding school

who just flung up in the door. It's like lights off. So, Daisy's like, it's not the appropriate time. So Scarlet, Scarlet goes downstairs and he's like, that's what you call a little cock block. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no it's someone saying like, I'm paying you for a job. Please don't distract my stew from doing the dishes. Oh, Gary, enjoy this next two years, because you're so about to be disgusting. Like, it's just the ties are just about to turn. I mean, I've seen it with so many guys,

especially being in LA, you know, where it's like this kind of guy, it's like the minute they turn that level, they just become perverts. And next thing, you know, they have to sign up for online websites to warn the neighborhood, you know, where it's like this kind of guy, it's like the minute they turn that level, they just become perverts and next thing, you know, they have to sign up for online websites to warn the neighborhood, you know? Because everybody suddenly is like, wow, they're really creepy.

They're not as hot anymore, they're gross. I feel like they're gonna next season, they're gonna cast someone who's like really hot, who's getting all the ass on the boat and garrison then gonna get sad because he's like feeling lonely. And then everyone's gonna be like, oh, Gary, you know, that's totally what it's gonna be.

That's what it needs to be. They need to go the Southern Charm route where they cast another ship. And then just slowly watch that break down and lose his mind and then try to pretend he's ready for marriage. That's exactly what they need. Okay, I love a Bravo road.

Yeah, it's a good path. So basically days you're telling, you're like, I told you I had a Shrachtyard Scarlet. Yeah, it's a good path. So basically, she's telling Charlotte, like, and she's like, it's okay, it's just fucking guy. That's scary. So, but of course, like within a second, he's back to flirting with Scarlet.

Like, he's back in the laundry, any shirtless now. He's like, maybe we should sleep under the stars. What do you think? And she's like, wow, you know, I mean, it's easy for Gary not to care because Daisy isn't his boss, but like, please stop, I'm at work. This is stupid.

Which she doesn't say to him, unfortunately. She doesn't. And at this point, during this laundry room scene, Daisy has already gone into her room to cut a bed and while they're flirting in the laundry room, she comes out of bed in her pajamas because, please please fucking God and her hair is like all over the place

34 and still nothing please fucking god it also it says on her Tinder profile. Please fucking God. So next morning, everybody wakes up and it's time to like get rid of it. Marcus is doing dips on the basement hole. It's like yeah, hot. And then Daisy's offering breakfast and Laine's like, hey, can we sail? I think we think we can get those sails up. And the captain's like, yeah, hot. And then Daisy's offering breakfast and Lane's like, hey, can we sail? Think we think we can get those sails up? And the captain's like, whoop, there's the problem, no wind. It's like, okay, now I'm starting to see Lane's point. You know, it's too windy.

It's not windy. It's not windy. It's windy. It's not, you can't, how did people used to do it before motors happened? I know. How did sailors, how did they just deal? Like, what were they like viking ships?

They all had their big oars. They were like, oh, I mean, that would be very frustrating for me. I think that's why all the pirates started having sex with each other because they were just stuck there with no motor. And they were like, well, we have to find something to do today. How are you supposed to sail with no air? Air, air, air. No.

So then Daisy offers, oh, Daisy offers breakfast. So much is happening, I have to say it twice. So then they'll get green juice. That's a big moment. And then some winter comes. That's an almost actually good, too. Yeah. Yeah, I thought of you when they said that,

because you love that stuff. And then a big wave comes, it makes it barnaby surf on the swim platform. And Lain's like, can we get the sales off? And he's like, nope, that was just fluke wind. That was just fluke wind. That's a real wind. And then, and yeah, because Glenn is, then Glenn is telling Colin, he's like, you know, we might be here a couple of days because it's lumpy as hell out there

It's not worth going back. It's just so lumpy there. Oh excuse me. Hi, it's Padma Locksby from the next or a small though So you're saying that this ocean sort of like That's what you call a sail by burn. Bye Bye, burn, bye. Bye, not famous people. Bye, not famous people unless exclusive yachts is so big that anyone can be on board, except for Gail. Nothing's big enough for her.

Wow, burn part two. Hi, I'm Padma Lakshmi, a friend of celebrity Alley Wong, who owns the boat that you are trying to avoid. So you didn't get your asses sued off? Hi, you might think you're next to avoid, so you didn't get your asses sued off. Hi, you might think you're, you're next to the Sally Wong. No, it's the SS alley, long idiots. So now it's time to go and lanes like, guys, this was the most amazing trip ever. Thank you for making a salt fun again.

Oh, Marcos, I'm keeping an eye out for you because I expect one day I'm going to look up at a big sign that's got shining letters on it with lights. And it's going to say your name, Marcos, I'm keeping an eye out for you because I expect one day I'm going to look up at a big sign that's got shining letters on it with lights and it's going to say your name, Marcos. I'm going to see that one day. So good luck to you. God, those were some amazing ball-solmic pearls. Oh, they were really chocolate kisses. So they get off onto the tender and of course, Glenn hunks the horn at which point all the boats and the protection water is like oh God, we're hoping possible would have just sunk by now When mine comes back, he's like wait a minute. I think I just walked away with a chocolate cake

Yes, we were just kidding. This is really lame lane. Go ahead trick to again one last trick Lane, go ahead. Trick to again. One last trick. So it's the tip meeting. And oh, I forgot the YStave. Her name wasn't Lane too, but you get it. So tip meeting, the captain's like, whoa, those guests are the classiest, kindest group of people ever, because they were Canadian. That's right. We've got a reputation. And he's like, you see, Marcos, you know, you're a real legend. We got a very good tip. It's the biggest tip of the season. $23,000. That's $2,555 each. And I hate to end it like this. But the bad news is we pick up a charter tomorrow at noon. Sorry, guys. at noon sorry guys and just as Canada is known for bringing us wonderful lovely people to serve tomorrow's trip is Los Angeles people so good fucking luck okay we're gonna end this by ruining your lives

I know people from Santa Monica good luck So let's see so they're all getting ready. He's gonna have people come bring dinner to the yacht for them and cater a good night for them but he's like, please police yourselves. And so Daisy pulls Ashley side for a little talk. She's like, they ask Ashley, at least I can see how hard you're walk on, but I know that two of us are getting tired. And the winging, it does not, it does get to me, Osly, in front of the guests. Yeah, do work on that Osly. Your table's up your waterfall, but there's no point in having a beautiful table. I think I'd sell it. Okay, I'd sell it. Stop winging so much.

And so, she's like, she's like, be nicer and be happy and help Scarlett and actually, I know, I know, I know, I know, I need to work better. I know, it's just like it's so predictable to win and Gary like come over it. So now it's time for the preference sheet meeting and it's gonna be Lauren Matt from Santa Monica, California. Wow. Their interests are traffic. Friends not visiting them and going to sleep early. Yes. And they're gluten free, dairy free. I mean, you know, you're in trouble with allergies

when one of the ladies is named Allegra, you know, was clear and busy. It's my friend, Neeson X. This is Benadrill, a Benny Martin. All right. So they're gonna have a wedding. They wanna be married by the captain. I mean, they just do every annoying thing. Like make you cook multiple meals,

marry them. I mean, you're officially asking for too much. Oh yeah, and they want a three tiered wedding cake that's gluten free. The day before, okay, people when they buy their wedding cakes, they put that order in like weeks and weeks ahead of time, not the day before. Okay, you know what you get?

You get something from Entomans, and if it has too much gluten for you, then good luck. Yeah. And also they're in the middle of, you know, it's not like they have the convenience to be like, well, there's an H.E.B. down the street, just get one big cake when meeting cake, when small cake,

put them on top of each other and call it a day. Yeah, no, they don't. And on top of that, so someone's dairy free too, so it's gonna be have to be a gluten-free, dairy-free wedding cake. I wish, but just at that point, just like put your hand in the water and drink salt water. I'm not saying for them, I'm saying for me, because I don't know what else I'm gonna be eating.

You know, it's around my family now, there's a lot of allergies. Some of them are gluten-free, some of them are dairy-free, so you know, we have this in my family. And I would always try to cook for everybody, and now I don't. I mean, I kind of cook separate things.

Obviously, I don't just force feed them gluten, but when they're like, hey, you know, I can't have eggs, could you, did you make this dessert without eggs? I said, no, if you can't have eggs, you don't get to serve. Okay. Actually, you can stop for some shit because you can't make anything without eggs.

Like, that's where I draw the line, okay? I'm not making you an egg-free fucking cake. It's not gonna happen. You know what's actually so funny is that I literally made a cake yesterday that was, oh, I was gonna say it was dairy free, it wasn't, it had butter, but it was gluten free, but it could have been dairy free.

So I take it all back. It is possible to make good gluten free. Well, the gluten free, well, the gluten free, I would do the the fireless chocolate cake. Yeah. But then one of them couldn't have the egg, you know, so they didn't like that either. And the chocolate was too bitter, you know,

for the kids, they don't like it sweeter. I'm like, well, you know what, everybody just stop at your little fucking wussy place where you all get whatever you need to eat and just come over here and all you to pizza. How about that? How about we keep a happy family that way? You know what, my thing is this,

there's actually a whole world of delicious vegan baking, baked goods out there. One of our listeners, Alicia, I mean, she is like an absolutely astounding baker, and she does vegan stuff. But that being said, I think it's ridiculous to the day before the charter to expect a three tier wedding cake

with these restrictions because it seems hard to me. And if it's hard for me, then I don't wanna see a be hard for someone else too. Yeah. So then let's see here. Marcos is about to lose it. He's like, okay, I finally hit the wall, you know? Which we knew was gonna happen at some point

because always the person who says, I stay up the latest and study the hardest is always the person who's a serial killer by the end of the season, but he's also going through this emotional time and now he has to do this gluten free, very free, this wedding cake and he's like, I am going through this emotional time. And now he has to do this gluten-free, very free, the sweating cake. And he's like, I am going to lose my mind. So he's crying, he's freaking out.

And then the caterer comes and everyone gathers for dinner and it's just, everyone's tired. Well, Marko is basically, he kicks Daisy out of the gallon. He's like, I need to be alone. I need to be alone. So she's like, guys, Markcos is really upset right now. So steer clear. Okay, let me go tell everyone else to steer clear of Marcos. So then, so now basically the caterers are arriving and the group sits down for dinner and Marcos is

like clearly distracted. So Daisy pulls them for a cigarette. She's like, Marcos, why are you coming for a cigarette with me? I'd like to make a cry if I can. He's like, okay, sounds good. And she's like, so do you feel sad? He's like, no. You feel worried. No.

Are you sad and worried? C'mon, Marcus, cry the grrrrr. So they call, Marcus, why are you crying? You're incredible. And to see a solo makes my heart break. You're tired cry Markos cry to Mama. He's like there's a lot going on. I'm human. Of course you're human. Of course Which is why when I recommended several times during the season that you go to sleep now and not burn the candle of both ends

That you do that otherwise you'll have a moment like this But you didn't listen and that's okay because that's human too. It's human to not listen to Daisy and then why not miserable? That's just what happens. Come on. Hucka-tin, Hucka-tin. And he's like, this is the first time this whole season. I'm thinking I'm not gonna put it off. And uh, Daisy's like, you're amazing. You're accomplished and God damn it, you're good looking. You'll be fine. And that's the cliffhanger will mark us be able to make the cake. Of course, it will be It'll be Leave it up to this guy to be so patient and calm and finally a gluten-free person pushes him over Love it. All right, everybody.

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