Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailing Yacht: Tomfoolery

Episode Date: March 30, 2022

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So they're just sitting down there covered in soap. I put laundry in a couple days ago and never put it in the dryer so that I did it again. You know, just having that kind of sluggish kind of existence right now. Yeah, I think I used up all my high functioning motivation this morning. I did a Peloton ride. I was like, I'm going to wake up and I'm going to do Peloton. So I did a 45 minute Peloton ride, which is for me a lot. And I was like, this is great.

And now I'm basically dead. I'm like sitting here like a lump. An empty husk of a human being attempting to podcast. Well guess what? It's a good day to be like this because below deck always brings us back to life. This is below deck sailing. And it was an enraging episode. I was like, wow, and I feel so good like I had energy just coming off my body.

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Enough of plugging ourselves. Let's start talking about below deck meta to break me. Yellow guy. Sailing yacht. You know. Sailing yacht. Too many fucking below decks. I know, I always write down.

I always whenever I sit down to write the notes, I always say below deck meta. I don't know why. It's like my go-to thing that I have to type. And then I'm like, no, it's sailing out. This week's episode, I have to say shout out to the very sad alarm on the boat when the anchor is dragging. It's like,

you're doing it, you're doing it. It's like this. It's like, I don't want to get, I don't want to upset anyone, but I we're dragging it is so passive aggressive. I was noticing that like can we get a solid beat Like this boat is just so worn down. It's been crashed into a dock now. It's being dragged across the I mean the poor beepers. It's just like, me someone even says the word Amber, the iPhone's like, ah!

But this one's like, it's like that's like a little baby seal is in a compartment. And it's just not the same tone. I mean, even if it was just like, at least you can do that, but it's like, me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me That's like the warm-ups in school choir when you were like six

and know what you could really sing or find out. But they do the vocal warm-ups anyway. It's just kids like ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma Just a very, very sad alarm. I feel like the battery in the alarm was dying and no one thought to put in a alarm. That's what I'm saying, change the fucking battery, you guys. I was living in LA, my apartment there was really old, you know, it was like this real old, what you saw, this really old bungalow. And I couldn't reach the fire alarm without getting on a little stool. So it was going off one day because I was cooking. And I just finally got a broom and knocked it the fuck off the wall.

Like I had had it. Okay, I cannot stand that noise. My fire alarm has a passive aggressive beep. Because you know, there's like the beep of like smoke. But then there's the beep of like I'm dying, which is kind of like once, but then there's the beep of like, I'm dying, which is kind of like, once every 18 hours or so, I don't know where you're here. I think you're like, did I hear something?

You're like, it doesn't make another noise, you don't know where it came from. I have to wait like another day before you're here. You're like, wait. What is that noise? And like for months, I was hearing it just so sporadically. And then eventually as it was dying, you were more like, no, no, no.

And then like wouldn't do anything. And it's just like saying, like, don't mind me, I'm fine. I don't need anything. I mean, if you have another battery, that'd be great. But I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm just kind of here. Don't worry about me. I don't want to bother you.

Fucking fire alarms. We mean new bother you. Fucking fire alarms. We mean new technology with fire alarms. I think this conversation has led me to that. We need new technology. Okay. And yet, the funny thing is, we're sitting here talking about how sad these alarms are, but like, if the sale alarm, if the anchor alarm was like,

maa maa maa maa. I'd be like, whoa, you need to chill out. Like, okay, this is too stressful for the situation. So I don't think I'd be happy with honestly any alarm. I'm not happy with any alarm. They're disturbing. There is a cop behind me the other day going, mini, you know when they do that.

Like they don't want to turn on the sirens. So it's like a bubble just came out of their, like a bottle or something. I hate that noise. Cause it's like a bubble just came out of their, like a bottle or something. I hate that noise. Cause it's like, there's not even an emergency. You just want to go faster and I'm in your way. But if I was going faster, you pull my ass over in your undercover car with like the neon lights

underneath the car. Have you seen those or is that a Texas thing? You know how people, I mean, I'm in a life or growing out loud. I've definitely seen neon lights under cars. Where they're under these cars? That's what it reminds me of. I saw an undercover car today and it was, it had the neon lights like somebody pipped

their ride. I was like, are you fucking cops? Give me a break. You don't get neon lights under your car. I paid for that. That's my taxes. Yeah, that's, that's very annoying. I think what I would want for like an anchor. I just hope my chest My taxes. Yeah, that's that's very annoying. I think what I would

want for like an anchor. I just hope my chest really hard like I'm getting to you that about the under the underlights of a police car. I think what I would like for a yacht, the alarm that I want for a yacht is like the alarm that is always depicted in what the future will be. As in any time you see a sci-fi movie that takes place like 20 years from now, when anything goes wrong, you never hear a, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, you always hear something like,

dohr, ajar, dohr, ajar. There's always like a lady calmly saying something. And like, why have we not, like that's the most attainable technology. Why have we not switched over to like calm lady alarm? Like, why do we, why do we not have something on the boat that's saying anchor dragging, anchor dragging?

I'd be like, that's the sort of alarm that I want. Come collected, but also telling me like something's up. I just want a realistic alarm. Like if the bed is about to crash, I want to hear this. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! this. How about like if the alarm just sounds like everyone's mom? Oh my god. What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? Someone called Jan. Someone called Jan. But, you know, that's alarm talk, Macy and Petty, but it is a big deal in this episode because at one point the captain goes, well, wait a minute, you know, when did you say the alarm went off because you've got a good 10 minutes of going to ground before the alarm goes off?

I'm like, what kind of alarm is that? What the fuck? Why are you? I don't want to intrude alarm. Like the alarm. That alarm is a useless skit. I'll say that right now. Usually skit, a skit alarm. All right, let's get into this. Yeah, let's talk about it. So my first note, 553 AM, sad alarm.

31 knots, the wind is going 31 knots. And now Tom notices it. Because they were showing us in the previous days what Tom was doing. He was making that with Ashley, okay? And no Ashley is to blame for a lot of things, but not this because that is not her responsibility. This is all fucking stupid Tom. Making out instead of paying attention to the wind. And as he was making out, you see it go from like, well, why not? Hey, anybody gonna take one knot?

Nope, nope. All right, 12 knots. And he got in my 12 knots. Okay, no, no, no, 18, 19, 20. Wow. Yeah, that's like, go up knots. Things are flapping around. It looks like, that's outdoors.

It's like, it looks like we're outside of like a rental car place with everything flapping around. I mean, things are blowing everywhere. And this guy doesn't even notice, I mean, this is not even, you know, like this is not those motor yachts, which are really big. You know, I feel like if things are flapping around outside and you're standing, you know, in the wheelhouse,

you should see the stuff flapping around. Like, what did you think that was? I mean, yeah, he's in the, what the fuck does he know? Okay, the things were flapping around, he was fapping around. Okay, that's what he was doing. Fapping. You know, he was just rubbing his boner against that girl. And then boom, I'm in luck, we've all been there.

I mean, I really haven't crashed about yet, but we've all done something stupid in the name of penis rubbing. So, then he realizes what's happening because he hears a mubbett being like, you know, stifled to death with a pillow. And he's like, uh-oh, calling, I think we're dragon anchor, but it's still Nova, dragon anchor. Oh, shit, we're dragon anchor man. And then he falls by the hot tub, which, you know, he has a lot of problematic moments by hot tubs today.

He does, he just like, but he also, I mean, it's bad when you're like taken down by like a light mattress, you know? Like he's trying to like wrestle this flap and mattress and he winds up falling over on top of it and everything. He's just like a very sad display and Ashley's there and she's like, yeah, we're tracking for sure. Like, thanks, Ashley.

So then everyone's racing out, you know, like, they're Gary and Colin are still in their underwear. They're just like running around. The guests are awake. They're running out. They're curious to know what's going on. It's like chaos. Yeah.

Kelsey, Kelsey, clear the clearest things, clear the las. You know what, Trantum, we're dying. We're all gonna die. Trantum, yes, trantum. Trantum. Get the mizin, get the mizin and the easy up. Oh, so then the captain puts Tom in this tender

to like start writing really fast around the boat to create swells to kind of move the boat. And then they start wiggling the whatever you call it, the keel. Is it the keel? I think I remember that because I like their face creed. Yeah, very good. Yeah. Well, there's the hole in the keel.

If face looks like a scratched up bottom of a boat. Use keels. Yeah, they're trying to wiggle out, because it's sort of dragging into the sand, but I guess if they don't do it soon, they're just going to get really in sconce in there. So, they're honking. All this stuff is happening. The guests are awake, and they're trying to figure all this stuff is happening. The guests are awake and they're trying to, they're like trying to figure out what's going on. Ashley starts serving them coffee.

We're just funny that the guests are just for having this casual coffee moment while the boat is like, inches away from being grounded for life. Yes, it's like kind of a low rent Titanic, you know. It's like, here's some coffee and then we'll just leave that little guy in the corner pressing play on the iTunes to sink slowly with the shit. We put in a call for Kathy Bates and she's not available, but we're thinking Cameron Mannheim might be able to come out. We couldn't afford Kathy pates, but we got camera man on camera.

You ready? Damn it. I get no respect. We do have Francis Fisher, though, from the original production, which is great. Cameron Manhans, so this is the below deck down under, right? No, Cameron, sorry. Oh, God. Which one is this? so um columns like you know you just feel a sink in feeling that I've never felt

before I'd see I mean this is a hundred times worse than hitting the dock it reminds me of that time when I was my ex-girlfriend when the throat so the nap was like you know everything's great this is almond milk you're gonna really love it I can't even even the even the edit is, it cutting me off. Wow, I can't even finish my anecdote about a loving moment between the next girlfriend and I. Wow. Even doing these tense times.

I love this. This is a hundred times worse than hitting the dock. They're upping themselves in every single way this season. I know. Wow, even more done people want to sleep with Gary. Wow, they're even darker. They're even scarier. They're even crazier.

Don't jump. It really is true. Next season is just going to be the full on Poseidon adventure. That boat just got, it's just capsized. I guess it could be a whole season of them just upside down so So then Tom yeah now Tom is still in the tender and They're just like still trying to maneuver this thing out of it and so Glenn tells us the keel is trying to push through the sand And if we don't move in now into deep enough water

We're gonna be we're gonna get stuck in ground and then we won't be able to get off. Oh, so- Never, never, never. The boat will be locked there. Could you imagine? Could you imagine a living remnant of a Bravo TV show? For decades, just stuck in Menorca. The USS Kate Chess. the USS Kate Chess. Huh. Huh.

Huh. Be well, Daisy is sleeping to the whole thing. Daisy is now only waking up and she's like, what the fuck is going on? No. She's no idea. And then it just cuts to Ashley, like working as fast as she's ever worked.

I don't think we've ever seen Ashley doing any of this. But she's like, okay, everyone sure you don't want coffee and she tells us I just want to do anything to make them feel better. I have almond milk. It's like girl, you're trying to, you're, the people are about to die. They don't want almond milk, okay. Now is the time to whip out the heavy fucking cream. They want almond milk away from me.

Seriously. And so then Ashley tells Daisy that they basically have like run a ground and Daisy's This face that they use in the trailer where she just she just sort of like says she says fuck off like five times But it's only the fifth time that any noise comes out She's like Can't really see my lips, but just imagine me doing Daisy's face So then Daisy comes down. Now Daisy has a lot of experience on these butts,

and you can tell, because she comes to the guest, and she says, what's your luck, another bloody Mary? Okay, thank you. We went from inexperience, almond milk, to experienced alcohol. Thank you, ma'am. Yeah, I mean, especially with this group. I mean, these guys drink. I mean, they have their faces are just like, bright pink, you know? So they are like ready for their

booze. And so luckily, they're able to sort of get out of the sand. And then they started, they're able to start pulling the anchor up a little bit. Yeah, those guests really are red. You're right. They were like, I was like, oh, you guys are awesome. That's some serious Sundance. I mean, the sun is damaged. I don't know if it's like a sun haven't seen you in a little while. Have you been basking in a lot of humans? Because you look like shit. I feel like it was more like gin damage. I don't know. I just think that they hit that bottle pretty hard this family. Oh, well, I'm not gonna take that personally because I know that wasn't intended for my family. No, no, I'm just saying this family they enjoy their booze and that's why Daisy was smart by just immediately going to bloody marries.

Yes, she was. No, I'm not taking it personally. I'm just defensive because that is my family. We're just walking around. Jinsoats. Listen, there are a lot of family. There are a lot of Jinsoats families out there. I'm saying, but this one is, this one is like, you know, I felt like beyond the normal measure of a standard American Jinsoat family. Yeah, they really are. They look like Fanny Packs that have just been in use for too long. Like a leather Fanny Packs and like people have been leaning up against brick walls to

that. That's a just story looking family. They look like they were just playing paintball, but like four days ago. So like most of the paint has, has washed off, not quite. Okay. So Bloody Mary's. So then they get the boat out. So then Glenn is talking to Tom,

who was on Anchor Watch, right? So he's like, Tom, if we start dragging, you have to wake me up immediately. He's like, but we want drag and it's all on my own. Which is like, no, the point is that the alarm, what I've gathered from this is that the alarm goes off once you hit ground, right? Yes, because he's like, well, but even if you think there's a little issue, he's like, but there wasn't any issue.

I was going down on that, I mean, going down there. And then there was an issue. And he's like, but there's 10 minutes between starting to drag and the alarm going off, which is where I was like, what the fuck, kind of alarm is this? Okay. Yeah, exactly. The rocks are within 10 minutes, so put your dick back in your pants, alarm.

Yeah. And Glenn's like, that was 400 meters. And Tom is like, by the time that we got up, you know, we'd already been going. By the time, like, he basically is acting as if like, it went from zero to 31 knots out of nowhere, which was a lie. And Glenn's like, no, I woke up because the boat touched the ground. I didn't go up because, I didn't wake up because the alarm or because you woke me up.

So that's the problem. This has to be so frustrating to be on production for a show like this because they can't just say, no, he was making out with Ashley. We've got footage of it. We literally just had someone number the number of knots as they rose while he was making out. They can't say anything. And you know, he went down there like, so guys, anybody see anything?

What was going on with Tom? They're like, can't say, can't play a cap. I'm sorry. Yeah, I agree. I mean, I wonder what that line is or I wonder if maybe they, I wonder if like the producers maybe slip some of that footage to him. So that way, you know, he can fire Tom and it could be more drama for the show. Well, also, they don't want to die. I mean, the crew stuck on this boat too. They're in a room somewhere. You know, there's a room with all these crew members stuck in it.

And so when they see him just making out and ignoring it as the wind starts to go crazier and crazier and cra- how do they not say like, okay, I'm worried for my own life now. Could you- Well, I think there were a sleep. That were about to crash. I mean, I think the blue deck crew was asleep. Like that production was asleep because everything from the sequence was from like, it was like, like, go pros. And then even once it was not go pros,

it looked like it was a cell phone. So I feel like there was probably an executive producer who woke up and started filming on their phone. Oh, that was what I thought it is. I mean, when is Bravo gonna learn? They have to, if the boat can have a fucking night watch person, so can Bravo, okay? You're gonna have to get,

we've missed so many good housewives fights because people went home and went to bed. No, get your ass up, okay. I agree, I agree completely. So Tom basically is just denying any culpability, which is a really, really bad look. And you can see Glenn is annoyed. And his Glenn is, you know, Glenn normally has vibe,

but it's like, oh, but now his vibe is like, oh. And so it's just like, it's very subtle, but you can see he's pissed off. Yes, you can. And fuck Tom, what a baby. Oh God, he's been the rest of the episode. Just, man, come here. Okay.

Like, man, I wanted you good, but I'm just, no. It's like it's not like people are misunderstanding you. You were trying to get laid when the boat almost crashed. You piece of crap, get out. Get out. So then he goes downstairs and he walks through the crew messing like throws his mic against the sofa and days he's like Tom control your Tampa what's going on Tom control the Tampa Tomah

This is fucking bullshit Everyone's blaming me. She's like now one is come up to answer this is your fault I mean But like also it happened under your watch. Like you know that, you know that expression, it happened under your watch. It was literally your watch.

It wasn't even just a like a metaphor. Like it was, you were on a watch and it happened during your watch and you fucked up. So don't throw your microphone at the sofa because the sofa did nothing okay this is your fault you stupid fuck face tell it to a sheep okay go to a sheep so she's like no one said that and he's like the captain said I need to tell him and I'll tell you what, everything was fine! It just happened so fast. It just happened so fast, well I'm sure Ashley probably said the same thing about you.

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Then, come here, show! So then, we see the guests and one of the guys, like, you know, with a funny thing, I mean, there was no wind to sail yesterday, but then in the middle of the night, there's all this wind. It was a cause to problem. And no, no wind. Like, wow. Wow. Wait, two minutes or not. Oh, planet on Netflix. I just wish that narrator is there to be like, there was wind. I just wish that narrator is there to be like there was wind and then we used gasoline and killed it Thank you humanity. Oh, there's a dead penguin floating

The Siberian walrus lives an exciting life but more and more it is dying because of wind that only happens at 5 a.m Because of humans. So Gabriella has also slept through it so she sees a couple of the ladies in the morning and she's like good morning ladies. Oh wow, you know how I'm going good except I'm just dying. Yeah they're like like wow yeah she's like how's your morning going she's like wow it's great I mean especially with all that excitement and Gabriella's like what excitement they're like, I'm like, wow, yeah, she's like, how's your morning going? She's like, wow, it's great. I mean, especially with all that excitement in Gabrielle's like, what excitement? They're like, lady, we ran a ground. And Gabrielle tells us, um, what the flying fuck?

I thought we were sailing. I'm like, yes, they decided at five in the morning, they were going to unfurl all the sails and then go crash into the sand. That's exactly what it was. So Glenn, Colin and Gary are talking about the situation in Ashley's there. Why I don't know. Like I don't know why Ashley's there. But she is and she's like, um, well, it was like 545 and we were dragging and going, I'm like, oh, but that was 10 minutes before I was up and that's all it takes to run into Grant. I mean, what's going on here? And Gary's like, oh, but that was 10 minutes before I was up and that's all it takes to run

Into grant. I mean, what's going on here? And Gary's like, well, he didn't go get it when he was dragging We woke up seeing soap because we felt healing over Don't look where I like to see him so far. It's gone. It's over. Yeah, it's all right And so it was like 22 knots at 5 a.m. because they have weather charts and everything. So there's like a record of what things were what. And the point is that like at 5 a.m. when it was 22 knots, Tom should have woken them up.

But he waited until we didn't even wake them up. Because they all had to wake up because of me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. And by then it was already 31 knots. Yeah, beaker being suffocated. Could they all have to wake up because of me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me and he didn't do anything. And that worries me. Holy shit. Oh, no, no, no, no. And then Glenn tells us that there's a bow in Indonesia that's like the same kind of bow as possible that's been stuck there for a year. And there's a picture of this yacht that's just like, Hey guys, I'll just be here for like a second, okay?

I'm just like, I just need a moment, just like, just keep going. I'll be there with, just hold on. And you just hear a faint. Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimim It's just like the Sally Bulls of yachts. It's like singing torque sounds alone. It's like, it's just like, it's still no one is put a battery in that fucking mom. It's just like it's just dying the Broadway way with like an old torch song. Yeah, they love an o'clock number that never ends. So everybody is trying to get back in working gear. Like Collins diving under the boat to see if there are any

scratches and breakfast is being served. And Daisy goes to Tom just goes to bed, you know, I mean, he was up all night, you know, making out, but he's he's able to sleep, okay. And Daisy is talking to Ashley and she's like, hey, very upset, but if the head was a different people respecting beta, now she's like, not my boyfriend, not my responsibility. Yeah, she is immediately distance herself from him, even though like hours before she was making out with him. Now she's like, who? Tom who? And then I love also Daisy said she's like, Tom is really upset for

me. It's an edge. I guess while I was like, I just was like, I think Ash to be like, immature, immature, immature. So, so now Colin is like, he's diving under. He's gonna check out the hole, make sure there's no issues, because if there's like cracks, then they could all die, you know, cause it would sink and it would be sad.

So, he's gotta check it out and it's like very tense, and then he comes up, he's like, it's fine. And I person was like, don't you want to have a second set of eyes down there just in case? I feel like there'd be really easy to miss a crack on that thing. This is below dex sailing. Okay. Like who were they going to get Larry and the other Larry to come down there?

No, it's Scotland. Okay. It's Scotland's scull it. Okay. It's a scull it. So then let's see Gary and Tom. Okay. So now Tom is up and he's in a terrible mood. He's walking around like a fuck mate. You know, he's all pissed off. So it's time to park the boat and Tom throws a rope and Gary's like, uh, you're throwing a Eve line, but they had anything to catch it on you throw a Eve line at nothing then, Tom, come on. Yeah. So like, Tom is just, he just floundering in his bad mood mood. And then the guests are basically leaving and they give a little speech. The one guy's like,

well, this is a big deal because my family and I don't get to spend a lot of time together, the least time that we remember together. And this morning, almost being a yacht on the rocks was a very unique experience. That's why my brother drank it. We're almost very upset until we realize it was on the rocks. I'm like, that's all right. We'll have that straight. So then the captain's like, oh guys, keep waving at him, keep waving him as they work away.

I'm gonna do something crazy. I'm like two of them turn around, they're like, haha, is that me? We got a refill? No, okay. So now Tom is moping some more, he's like a fishal mober. He's like, I don't even want to give out to not. I want to go to bed.

I did my job right. It's like you literally did your job wrong. Like the most wrong it could be. And he's like, I'm not taking responsibility for that. Yeah, we know, Tom, which is why you're a sad, sad, immature failure who's never gonna work again. Do you grab the fuck up? Okay, Carol can't save you from this. sad, sad immature failure who's never gonna work again. So you grab the fuck up, okay?

Carol can't save you from this. Yeah, Carol will not save you, need to roll your sheep. So now is the tip meeting and Glenn has a speech. He's like, well, this morning we had not a very good thing. I think it could have been, it should have been avoided and we dragged about seven boatlings before I even woke up. And that's a big, big issue, okay, we have to solve that problem.

And I'm saying it to everyone because public humiliation is really good on this show. It's really worked well for us in the past. And you know, this is our boat, it's our home, it's our job, it's our livelihood, it's our fuck pad for Gary. I mean, so, you know, this morning could have ended all of that. I don't even know how this leaked, but it's already online. They're calling us a parcel fail. So it would be nice if you know somebody could maybe help. And Tom is just sitting there with his arms crossed all pissed. You didn't even get called

out. He didn't even call you out. You were so lucky, Tom. So they ended up getting 16 grand, which is pretty good, as Gabriella says. I mean, considering we almost killed you. Thanks. Thanks. And now they're cleaning, and Tom is just even more pissy. He's just projecting his own disappointment, right? But it's annoying.

Don't just, like Daisy said said just say it was my fault like sort of just Sack up to it and then people will be like hey, it's okay Tom But the more he's being pissy the more people are gonna hold it against him, you know, and yeah And so Gary pulls over pulls Tom aside and he's like so you said Ashley. I think we're dragging, huh? I'm like shit fucking said that because I was running straight up here. I was running straight up it. Like Tom, you weren't.

You were lying. You were a liar. And I think it's funny that Ashley is, you know, doing that too, like throwing them on the bus, like she wasn't up there making it. Now again, it's not that it's her fault. It's just that she knows at some point, they're gonna see why he wasn't noticing that the wind was coming up, right? And it was she was involved in that. And now she's like, well, yeah, he did say the vote was a drag. It's called you. You suck to get rid of

both of these people. You're horrible. Truly. So almond milk the fuck out of Truly. So, uh, almond milk. The fuck out of here. So then Gary's like, well, next time, John, just wake me up. I don't mind whatsoever. Even if I have a bone or a fun, better than someone else, I don't care. Cause I can always go back to that. Okay, don't, don't bother. Wake me up every single time. So then Gabby, Gabriela and Ashley are cleanly cabins and Gabriela says, you're done with the head already. I didn't think anyone's showered this morning, so it was just towels. Oh, really?

You don't. You don't think? Clean the fucking shower, Ashley. It's your job. Go clean the shower. Yeah. Yeah, clean it. So yeah, so there's just like Gary and Glenn are talking and Gary's basically saying

how like, you know, when you run a ground, it's just not so easy for you. They're both like kind of like shaken up and annoyed and frustrated and they both are like, I don't know how we can go to the rest of the season without worrying, you know, what, you know, like about what what Tom's going gonna do next, what he's gonna mess up next. There's just two nice to people, you know, we're used to below deck where you've got Captain Lee, he's like, fuck him, and it's like my dick being dragged on nails through a camel's hut of burgers and assing or whatever, you're fired, go. And then you've got Captain Sandy who, you know, whatever, you're fired, go! And then you've got Captain Sandy, who, you know,

we'll call him in a nicer, huggy way, call people out. And then you've got this guy, he's like, oh my god, let's not even mention his name, because I don't wanna hurt his feelings, but what should I do? Get fucking fire him, dude, fire him. It's putting everybody in danger to not fire him. Let's also not forget,

Captain is a Captain Jason on Blodak Under, who actually engages in public humiliation for crew members by putting them into a disco helmet, if you're like the worst person on the charter, which I really enjoy that. I enjoy Captain Jason actively antagonizing his own crew, like spraying Benny down with a hose. And, yeah, so you'd like, he's just basically like, he has his. And it's great.

Like Captain Jason is, is a revelation. Wow. I'm going to watch that all now. I watched most of the first episode the other day. And I thought it was so, because everyone online is like, Oh my God, he's so gorgeous. And he actually works. He like does it. And he started the episode like, well, you don't have to clean much because of already cleaned everything. It's just the condo kit. And I was like, okay, this person's insane. I'm reading all these comments of these people

saying this guy's like the night and shining armor of all captains, but I'm like, no one that nice is ever that. There's something wrong here. Oh, he's a total dick in the best way to Benny. He basically does whatever he can to just like just torture Benny. But the best part is also that he, he like, he had a yacht crash in his past. And his yacht crash was, he basically ran that yacht right up onto the beach.

And it's all on TV. It was great. I mean, there's nothing he can't do. And that includes crashing. Love it. Okay, I'm in. So then, let's see. So basically, everyone's getting ready to go out now, right?

They do their cleaning. They're getting ready to go party. And Daisy and Ashley are smoking outside. Basically everyone's getting ready to go out now, right? They do their cleaning, they're getting ready to go party. And Daisy and Ashley are smoking outside. And Daisy's asking how she thinks it went and Ashley's like, I mean, fine. Sometimes they don't know if I'm going to get a nice response or a snooty response, but it's fine. You're the one with the snooty fucking response to everything.

Okay, this show, this Ashley and Tom were killing me this episode. Yeah. This is where my rage was coming from. These two jackets. Ashley jackets, they are jackets. They are not jacket asses. They are just two rumpled jackets in the back of the closet. You know, that you say, you know what? It's about time he's going to go to the little. And they, I mean, Ashley actively undermines Gabriellaela, and then Gabriela gets annoyed with her. And then she's like, oh, well, I don't come to you because I don't know the attitude that you're going to give me.

I mean, it is such like a bullshit cycle. And we've seen it from the beginning. Ashley has been snotty ever since she wasn't chosen to be the second stew, like ever since then. So like we're watching, we're watching you, Ashley. And also Gary's flirting with Gabby. You know, there's all that underlying stuff too. Let's go. Yeah. As a disaster. So then Gary, Gabby's at the bar and Gary comes up and goes, you're pretty. She goes, I know. And he's like, I was talking to myself in the mirror. I was talking to myself in the mirror. Mawabah!

Mawabah! Ah! Ah! Ah! And then... Hahaha. It sounded like slimer. So then Ashley is talking about how Tom is moping around and not happy.

And she's like, you know, saying how... Like he's saying things like, oh, he's all he's great and he's funny and he's hilarious but he's keep saying it's not my fault not my fault and this is why I'm into guys who are not like why I'm not into guys for my own age I just wish I didn't slap with him because now I feel weird my girl. Tom in this case Tom happens to be a very immature person, but this whole thing about like, I need someone 28 to 33. I mean, girl. Um, didn't you just fuck Tom because you were trying to make a guy that's not that into

you, jealous? I mean, I love actually talking about maturity. Like, yeah, you're super mature, Ashley. Go clean the shower, please. Yeah. So then she comes up to Gabriella and she's like, Oh, yeah, I'm gonna get wasted tonight, so I can't remember any of my bad decisions.

And Gabriella says, well, it wasn't a bad decision. I mean, maybe it was a premature decision. She's like, I'm, yeah, but look, I just want to fuck Gary. Ah, I'm gonna fuck want to fuck Gary I Fuck Gary I Means you're just so desperate and so sad I want to know more about her relationship with her sister because I find that to be so fascinating that she has this undermining sister and to me Whatever weird sibling rivalry she has is bubbling over on to this charter or onto this on to this show and I'm like I'm'm actually totally into it.

Like, I wanna see these two sisters just undermine each other. Loanlessly. I like that it's kind of a big sister relationship with Gabriella too, right? Because Gabriella is always bossing around and she doesn't like being bossed around. It's like just because you're older,

doesn't mean you get to boss me and my mom and dad aren't here. And that Gabriella's gonna fuck Gary. I mean, it's just so perfect, you know, as a poster dynamic. Also, I can't stand employees who say that they don't wanna be bossed around. You know what, don't apply for a job

where you're gonna have a supervisor then say you don't like being bossed around, okay? Cause you're literally setting yourself up for failure. Okay, if you don't wanna be bossed around, start up your own shit. I don't know. I know that's easier said than done, but just the point is,

no one likes to boss around. No one likes it in general. Like there's not a person who's like, oh my God, well I guess there probably are, but in general people don't love to be bossed around. You're not unique, clean the shower, thanks. Yeah, I think exactly. It's not a wholly original thought.

It's not an interesting thought or an observation. I mean, there's some people who like to be obedient and that's that's cool too. But like if you're applying for a job where you there there's a hierarchy in place and there will be a boss. I Kind of don't want to hear that you don't want to be boss around because that's literally what you're signing up for. Yeah, it's like going into McDonald's like You know, you're the wrong fucking place So let's see so then Gabby's like so wait you're gonna get with Gary now And she goes everything's a game with this bitch and it's gonna come back to bite her in the ass and

I think she would also I think I should like to be bitten in the ass I think it came quicker than we thought because Ashley has a big giant bruise on her ass for the rest of the episode. I mean, there really is a lot of poetry in this episode. There really is. So then they all get in the van to go out to dinner and Gary is just sitting next to Gabrielle

and he already has his hand in her thighs and they're just like everyone's just sort of talking and Gary's trying to get a kiss from Gabriella. He's like, give me the kiss, give me the kiss, and she's like, no, Gary, no, he goes, oh, come on. She's like, we're building a friendship. He goes, oh, just a friendship.

Well, no one really knows anyone. I do like, kiss them. I'm like, excuse me, sexual harasser. Like, at any other job in the world, you would be so fired right now. Yep, but it's bloody exhaling. They're like, we love it. Give us more, Garrett. And Ashley is in the other van going,

oh my God, how did I end up with all the dudes? Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, shocker, shocker Ashley. Yeah, as Joe's. I know. She's so that person too. She is so that. She's like, oh, my friends are guys.

Of course. I also want to say, I hate Daisy's dress. I just want to put that out there. I don't know what Daisy is wearing to this little dinner. I love Daisy. This look was not it for me. I can't even describe it. It was like, it was some sort of Chris

crossy thing on like orange with like a navy bottom part. It was not a triumph. So then Colin and the other van is like, so you're never gonna do that again. I'm on a roll. Tom, no, I don't mean making it with the chickie because I'd love to see that next one. You know, it next one if you would put your phone on the FaceTime just tilt it towards the kissy kissy. I would love something to watch in the old bed. So they get to the restaurant and then they're all they're all sitting around and they get served to Keela that they think is why he's like, it's not one, it's not Kila, everyone big apple, it's the Kila. And then Gary just starts flirting aggressively with Gabriella

and Ash is just watching from across the table, so angry and jealous. Yes, and so he's rubbing her back and he's like, your back is sweaty. My god, this guy in his fucking charm. I mean, just stop it, it's arm. So Gabriella's like, your back is ready. My God, this guy in his fucking charm. I mean, just stop it, that's arm. So, Gabriella says, no, it's not. You're just looking for him excuse to touch me

and ask him, guys, have you used your vibrator yet? Yeah, I wasn't sure what that was. I was like, I felt like it was some, she was trying to undermine in some way because that's just her nature, but I couldn't quite place how or why. And she's just trying to show how much she doesn't care. Yeah, yeah, she's trying to be the cool girl now, right?

Unbothered. So Gabrielle's like, no, and Ashley says that she hasn't used her vibrator, because she just hasn't been that horny. And Gabrielle is like, oh, you get laid when you're not that horny. And I can't get laid when I'm super horny. I just don't know what I'm doing. Thank you, but you can't get laid.

Look at Gary. He's like, no, she can not. If you're pointing at me, she's my very good friend. And I want to fuck my friends. I make love to him. What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't care. I'm not gonna do something crazy. Like try to give Gary a massage and then just like go down on him. Okay, I just don't care. I don't care.

And she says again, I'm gonna get wasted. So I don't remember my bad decisions. And Tom's like, you do you an old dude, mate? Can we get some old bays? Yeah, we need some old bays. So then now Daisy's smoking with Gabby.

This is basically just what Daisy does. You know, this just goes's smoking with Gabby. This is basically just what Dacy does. You know, this just goes in smokes with people. That's how so many relationships are built. Speaking as an ex-smoker and current vapor. I know, remember last season, when they all went, they went out to dinner and they all went smoking around the corner, leaving goes, it was just like Danny and,

like, Sydney left at like Danny and like Sydney left at the table and Danny got so mad at them because they all left to go like in the corner and smoke and become friends. And then I got on the podcast and I was very, very happy. I was gonna say don't get retriggered just from the memory. God. I had FOMO. I had my career as FOMO for the... for Danny.

So then, so yeah, they're smoking and Daisy's like, how are you feeling? And Gary says, you know, it's just like, give her direction and she ignores me and go straight to you, but like, I guess it's fine. And she's like, well, she was upset, she was sad, and I've told her that she has respect your opinion instead of getting upset with each other Really, I said so we're about us working on a relationship with like Joel though Sorry, my Daisy is getting even worse if that's possible My Daisy really does not get better with age. It's hard

You know what I think the bottom line is that they don't do it like each other and unfortunate I'm glad when you don't like your coworker There's not a huge amount you can do to me forward So then Basically everyone's just getting drunk basically especially Ashley and Tom are just getting wasted Because Tom is trying to drink his sorrows away and Ashley is trying to give herself a get out of jail Free card for when she does some shady shit. So they'll go back to the boat and Gabriella just falls right down the stairs. Big, big season for those stairs.

Everyone's falling down them. So she goes down the stairs and then Gary's hanging out with Marcos and he's like, Hey, you always see a magic trick? No, you see it. No, it's even closer. It takes his hand. He's like, let's arrange Marcos's face. Yeah, was that Gary?. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, theela's like, you guys, I just fell down the stairs. Are you okay?

I mean, yeah, it was just hilarious. I wish someone was there to see it. I know and care is sad. That was sad. That was a sad one for Cabriela. Yeah, the falling down the stairs thing, I guess is over now. Everyone's like, yeah, seeing it, right?

We're on season 18,000 of this show. All right. I just felt bad that she had to pitch her scene to them. Guys, I just fell down. It was hilarious. Oh, that's nice. That's nice there. She's like, oh, you want me to recreate it?

No, you don't need to, don't need to at all. So Daisy, in the long tradition of excellent management on this show is like, come on girls, we should do this while we're drinking because that's when fun feelings come out. Let's have a team meeting. Yes, drinking is when all the fun feelings always come out between people who just like each other. So Ashley, like side hugs Gabriella. She's like, I mean, you know, I do like you.

Who? You, I'm just like scared to ask you things because I just don't know if I'm gonna get attitude or if I'm gonna get nice Gabriella. Fuck you, that lady is above you. And at this point, you're getting problematic. Yeah, it's just becoming like straight up problematic white bitch. Okay. Yeah. I agree. It's like, it's definitely

viewing into that. And so Gabriella is like, um, if you were to ask me things instead of going to the chiefs to, I probably would not have the attitude. And as she goes, but even at the beach yesterday, it was like, you came in with an attitude. I was like, Oh, fuck this bitch. What the fuck? Like also, she came in with an attitude because the guests had arrived

and you guys hadn't set up the lunch that you guys were supposed to set up. That's why there's an attitude. She acts like this stuff happens in a vacuum. Out with Ashley, nothing fucking vacuums. Okay. It's a problem Ashley. Is that word around her? Yeah.

Yeah, so Gabriella's like, look, I mean, if I got upset because you're going straight to the chiefs stew instead of asking me things and I wouldn't be giving you attitude and she's like, but we were doing everything. And you know, Gabriella calls it. She's like, this girl has this manipulation, victim shit down to a science, right? And Gabriella says, look, there's one time Daisy that I snapped at her, one time, and we're still talking about, like, I apologized already. And it should be as if it's just like,

walks away and Daisy's like, go, Brianna! So then, she's like, I'm gonna be sober to have this conversation. I'm not gonna like, drunken leave fight with you guys. Bye. Yeah. Oh, so angry. Ooh, the attitude.

Ooh. I know. It's like the most mature decision. We've seen this way. Seriously, what a stupid meeting. Very stupid. So Gabriella, she goes and tells Colin that she doesn't like being the bad guy and when she's honest with people

about their work. And now she's telling Gary, now she's going around telling Gary that Gabriella has an attitude and like she's like, and I don't, this is the shit I don't want to have to fucking deal with. Well, you're the third, too, so you do have to deal with it, okay? That's your, and the attitude is because of you, because you're not doing the work that you've been assigned, okay? You're sitting around the crew mass watching while Daisy picks out, you know, streamers for the latest decades party. And Gary, of course, in typical Gary

fashion is like, you want to help me get changed? I know. So, who says that to someone that you claim you don't want to have sex with? You to help me get changed and you know having to or watching this right after Summer house. It's like the same Austin shit. It's the same fucking thing a desperate aging guy Who's afraid that he's not as hot as he once was needs to flirt with everybody so he just feels like somebody likes him It's so it's so sad to like get some self confidence At least that Gary has work. I'm wondering even though if the penis works at this point because he's He's trying too hard, you know like literally like at least Gary has personality and the skill set You know the least there's that. That's true. Yes

I don't trust Austin on a sinking boat. Okay, if a boat is sinking, Austin's like, this is insane right now. This is ridiculous. It would feel like I'm god damn sly, Dion, singing the song of Titanic right now. Austin definitely has a cracked keel. I'll tell you that right now.

I'm just talking the general fuckboy-ness of it all. Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's definitely an anchor in that he weighs lots of people down. So, uh, and drags. And if you got too close to him, you get sucked down into that hole. Some poor fish that have done it that got squashed by him. So, um, so now there's just like drinking on the deck, being crazy, they're doing body shots, Ashes doing a body shot off of Gary,

they're just like all the pandemonium. And so while Ashes doing the shot off of Gary, Tom of course goes moping over to Colin and goes, look how the girl that's supposed to care about me, look how much she cares, she doesn't fucking care enough, she doesn't care, I'm like bro, there's, she's under no obligation to care for you, to be honest. This is in Ash's defense. She's under no obligation. You guys slept together and she was she was kind enough to console you when you were feeling down about

your your friends dad, but she's under you're not in a relationship. Yeah, I mean, I can get why he would be pissed off, but at the same time, you hooked up with Ashley, okay? Like what did you think she was trying to hook up with Gary the entire night before she finally hooked up with you? And he actually says he goes, you know, I'll just feel embarrassed now because Ashley won't Gary from the get-go And she just turned to me because she wasn't getting it. Yeah, no shit. And you shook it. Like you knew that that was happening. It's not like this is some revelation. You saw in or derf trade being passed

and you took from it. Okay, you knew what was on the tray. Don't pretend like you don't know what to mitaratar is even though you probably don't. Don't be shocked when that tray goes back to the kitchen. Okay, so, so now he's all really moping and, uh, Gary's trying to cheer her. You cheer him up. I guess because Tom's going

to go back to sleep or whatever. Like, go, Tom, you'll be lame. Go on, Tom. No, no, no, no, no. And then Ash is like, Gary, I want to give you a massage. Ha. Like just throwing yourself at them. Yes. So he goes to his room and Ashley giggles and follows him down. And he's like, oh, you want to give me a sauce, but what? You have a boyfriend. I'm going to admit that I fucked up. Okay.

And Tom is listening to all of this, right? She's calling him a fuck up. And so he's pissed. Like rightly so. I mean, Ashley Sucks, she's an asshole, but he's also disgusting, and you don't fucking own her because you've got laid one time.

Okay. You don't own her. Yeah. And like there is a part of me that says that she's entitled to go, if she's horny, she is entitled for her to go after what she wants, the same way Gary goes after what he wants, you know? So like there's that too,

but I think there's sort of like a desperation that's coming from her that like, that it just makes it all the sadder, you know? And Tom is just getting himself, he's getting himself into a sniff. This is, I mean, there's been a lot of discussion about toxic masculinity over the past few days. I feel like this year is the toxic masculinity over the past few days. I feel like this year is the toxic masculinity

that is really rearing its head in a very bad way is Tom's behavior. Yeah, this is when it turns real bad. Okay, so he's getting pissed and he's listening to them muttering, I'm so embarrassing and Ashley is on top of like she, the Gary Lase down on his stomach on the top bunk and she gets on top of them and starts misaging him.

And she goes, Gary and I are going to be besties, just like he's besties with Gabriela. Oh my God, with your fucking sister issues. I know. It's just so sad. I mean, you're on top of a man who's struggling to prove that he can still be attractive to people. He's like using you for that. You're using him to get back at his sister. Tom probably just angry at a sheep somewhere.

I mean, that's just all of mess. So Tom goes into the room and he goes, can I just say, I found it fucking embarrassing. You're a fucking joke, which so it's like, okay, Tom, like you're being ridiculous right now. I mean, yes, she is fucking embarrassing, but like in the context that you're throwing it, like you gotta just move on, sir, okay?

This is like, this is obnoxious what you're doing right now. And she goes, and I actually like the way that she just responded. She goes, you know what, that's fine, Tom. I really don't give a shit. I kind of want it to be like, actually, yes, Ashley. Thank you for just being like whatever, and get out of here. really don't give a shit. I kind of wanted to be like, actually, yes, Ashley. Thank you for just being like, whatever, get out of here.

I don't give a shit. And he's like, clearly you don't. She goes, okay, great. He's like, yeah, you clearly don't have that much of a heart. You're an embarrassing joke, piece of shit. And so she, Gary's like, oh, we're all getting off of me then. So she gets off and Gary's like,

Tom, I was just trying to enjoy I'm the star. Yeah. But also Tom, who the fuck do you think you are? You can just like talk down to this person like you do not own her. And and it's just it's so obnoxious. She's allowed to do whatever she wants. And you know, even if we think that like it's stemming from a weird place with sister issues, that's going to be her prerogative. and you don't like just because you guys had sex does not mean you get to own or and you don't get to talk down to her and you don't get to shame her okay only people get to shame our podcasters okay thank you very much yeah I

just say the next day you know you get up and you're like that was so fucking rude like that hurt my feelings you suck by I'm not seeing you know but being like you embarrassing Joe pieces shit like you didn't know you didn't know that this was going on the whole time she's wanted to have sex with them the whole time you dope so then she let's see so he's yelling and screaming now and he's like you're a bear sing na na na and he's like is this the biggest fuck you to push it you die that you started by almost killing everybody sir and he's like it's not me you're a

bear sing it's just self it's just okay good stop now and I don't know if the captain can hear the number what but he's looking at his watch like yeah they make they definitely cut in footage of him like awake the sort of implying that like oh god guys so then Tom goes off he like I was chucked in front of my face well actually Tom you went into the room you chucked it in front of your own face and and then she was we're checking it in his face too I mean she was because she was being I mean she was definitely trying to be like I'm

not into you anymore you almost crashed the boat and you're not cool. So I don't want to be associated with you anymore. But he also went and sought it out too. Like he just sort of, he removes himself from being a party and like having, being a responsible party in any of this mess. Yes.

And so does she, which is interesting. This is worse though. And also just, yeah, well, we're gonna say it a hundred times to this episode. So I'll just skip the. You don't get it. So anyway, this is still going on. He's basically following her around. She's because she goes to Gary, right? And she's

like, oh my God. And he's like, you made your bed, honey. I was just looking for a massage. So that's what you're going to get from Gary. That's all fucking helpful. Yeah. So Tom's person he goes to the fridge and he's like, I don't need a chief's mate like that. Not I don't need to go like that either. And then Ashley goes, I didn't do anything wrong. He goes, are you are you fucking real? You scat so I don't know I have not looked up with skat. He's like, but I'm assuming I mean,

they're be a little bit of slat. Yeah, I looked it up. It's, so he's basically running around screaming that she's a slut. I mean, this guy's disgusting. And if the captain was awake, the guy's already crashed your boat. You've done nothing about it. Now the guy is treating a female employee like this on your boat.

After one of your other employees was drunk and bad with, like, what is wrong with do something do something you are the boss. And then Ashley says you're such a twat, which was deserving that he should have said that. And he goes, are you fucking joking? Say what you just said. Say what you just said you're fucking scared. So wait, you're allowed to say that she's a slut. And when she replies and says you're a twat, all of a sudden that's actually more offensive suddenly. So he goes and he's like

calling her a skit and he starts saying, if you had any loyalty about you, but no, you haven't. You haven't because she doesn't owe him any loyalty and at this point she's now gone back in the jacuzzi and he takes a bottle of, I think, tequila maybe and he pours it over her head. It was a bottle of, I think, tequila maybe, and he pours it over her head. It was so obnoxious. Like obviously it wasn't, didn't hurt or anything, but entry was already wet, but it was just, it was the act of doing that was so disrespectful. It was like a, I'm calling you a slow, because you, because you care to, you know, like move on from me and like try to get some action with someone else. I'm going to shame you publicly in front of everyone, even if it was private, it would have been bad. And then pour this shit on top of you. It was so like disgusting. I was like, not only

fire this guy, throw him overboard. Well, I mean, we watched Bravo. This could have led to a marriage. Happy marriage, like on Vanderp Pump rules with Katie and Tom. That's true too. So, um, he just keeps screaming, you know what, you're a full of shit. And I just thought it was so funny that they cut to commercial and the last commercial, you know, it's fast forwarding on the last commercial before they came back was for flea medication.

Yeah. That's very fitting. Um, so he's still screaming, you don't deserve anything good on yourself. And she's like, I have never had a drink poured on me, let alone a whole bottle of tequila, which leads me to the question, how is that possible? Yeah, it is surprising that she hasn't like, I'm sure her sister probably thrown throwing a future in her, but, you know, it was Ashley made it through life. If someone pouring it, it would go on her head. That's like, gosh. Yeah, so that's gross, but, you know, I'm just kidding, but it is. Yeah, but then also what's kind of disturbing is that she's trying to get away from him

and she, and he starts, like, kind of stomping after her across the boat, which also felt Ike felt like I don't think that it's a good look to be a raging man. She's not a woman on a bed. I mean, this is a good look. Yeah, he's like chasing her and she's trying to get away. And he's screaming, you're a mess and it's not my fault. You can't keep it in your pants. And then he tries to follow her into her cabin. And Daisy blocks him and she's like, well, well, well, well, well, well, get to the mist right now.

And he's like, no, she's square enough with my kicks in the mist back up. You better back on Perry, Potser. And then he goes, what did I do? Oh my God, this guy. And thankfully, Gary at this point grabs him and pulls him away. And then, you know, then Daisy says, well, I actually feel very sorry for Tom because what Ashley is doing is not very nice.

You don't fuck someone and then today it's let her be all over somebody else. So it isn't very nice, but that's Tom. This isn't, you don't then go shame her and and chase her around poor booze on her head Like that's that's not how you treat our women, okay? I know that's not how we treat our human. She's like, you know, obviously he's wrong about like actually still a mass hole You know, yeah, which I agree with so Gary and Tom are talking because Gary pulls him like you said and Gary's like I don't give a fuck if you're a tough call

You treat women with respect and Tom's like not So this guy so then he like then he crawls into his bed Which means he has to step on captain Glenn's bed. He like bounces himself up Just bad and he's muttering like fucking worst experience in my fucking life I'm like the captain is like right there, sir, trying to sleep. I mean, what is wrong with this guy? I mean, just, you know, like, I feel like we gave him a benefit of the doubt after like the first episode where he was a disaster, but then he, like, cleaned up his, he barfed

everywhere, he cleaned up his stuff and we thought, oh, actually he's a nice guy. Nope. I'd take it all back. He's a piece of shit. Yeah. So then Gabby goes into Gary's room. So Gary's like, come on everybody, go to bed, you can say, Gabriela.

And Ashley's like, Gabriela, are you coming to bed or are you gonna be staying in another room? And she gets in bed with Gary. And she's like, I knew that was gonna happen. Yeah, and then, and by the way, her act of doing that was sort of her trying to cock block. Like it was like a subtle cock block. And then Gabriella just gets in both Gary

and I was like, are we gonna make it or not? No. So they make out. So then the next day, of course, the Boats of Mass and Daisy wakes up and she's like, is the boat swinging or is it just me? And Ashley and Gabriela get to work and Ashley's like, um, did you sleep last night or did you? Gabriela says, no, we didn't knock boots or anything. She gets you didn't not want, just fucking,

like fucking get it over with. This was I was so suspicious of this scene when Ashley being really nice and trying to get the deets I was like oh she is trying to get some information to use against you. She's gonna try to do like fake allyship right now and then she is going to then like go do everything behind your back like I did not trust this scene I was like oh keep an eye on

this one keep an eye on this Ashley. She's like I'm a cool girl I don't care if you want to have sex with them I'm a cool girl. And Gabriella also is just losing points for me with like why why my god why yeah, I am I'm disappointed so But she's like whatever like she's like I'm not gonna fuck him you can fuck him. I'm not you know So then now times on the phone with his mom Carol and he's like I just got so humiliated last night I've got so humiliated last night. I got drunk and I felt terrible and I feel like something's going on when becoming this monster

and not being myself. I'm like, you are being yourself and you are a monster. Okay, that's what it is. What's happening is that you are letting yourself out of its shell. And the mom's like, well, that's all the apple one, eh? And he's like, it's fucking embarrassing. I mean, and the whole thing with my friend

I'm like, okay, no, no, no, no, no, you don't get to do that now You don't get to pull the I'm sad because of my friend's dad thing right now, sir Okay, you don't get to pull that and he's telling us he's hit his wall and Then Gabby goes to Gary's cabin and she's like hey daddy than Gabby goes to Gary's cabin and she's like, Hey, daddy, lust my bathing suit. He's like, oh, yeah, because you left it in here. She goes, I know, I realized that when I did my walk of save and he goes, I'll call it the strut of pride.

No walk of shame. Walk of shame. We'll stay with that. You see, that's why Gary gets people. He just, he really, like, I joke about like the gross Gary charm, but, you know, he does, he does a good run. He does a good run. He does a good run. So then, by the way, there's construction.

I love a, I love a strut of pride. I think that's funny. By the way, I just want to say that the construction has started up again recently. So if you hear drills and banging, I apologize to everyone. So, um, so Gab, so then in Cabrioli goes and tells Daisy, um, she goes drills and banging. I apologized to everyone. So So gap so then in Gabrielle goes and tells Daisy She goes, oh, so I touched Gary's weeny and I said, mmm, that's over She's like no more. It is like oh don't need to know. I don't know the least him out that I know the batter Don't need to know don't tell Daisy

Oh, I thought she was, because Daisy was saying, well, they're both wrong and sleeping with him and then rubbing it in his face and being all over Gary. Like, I thought, I think that Tom was just embarrassed to admit he was jealous and then Gabriella said, I touched Gary's wee wee last night. So that's over, meaning it's over with Ashley. That's what I thought she meant.

Oh, I thought she meant like I touched her. I like where we impressed and I've decided I'm not going back to that. Oh, that's funny. So Daisy's like So then You know, Tom's now Tom's talking to Kelsey because Kelsey is on the show theoretically and He's telling her that like he Arcoma and the Ashley, because she was just like dry-humping everything that moved. And he hasn't talked to Ashley today.

And then Ashley's talking to Marcos and she's like, I feel like I'm in the center of the drama. I'm like, girl, you are. You're purposely in the center of the drama. And it's lame, okay. And I just want to also point out that Tom does wake up like a good The regretful person at least, you know, which is how we tricked us last time but when he's telling

Kelsey about how she was dry hunting Gary and it is to him off he goes I mean, you don't have to do that in my face, but you know, but like we are all single and she can do what she wants. I just got drunk. That was mass hole, whatever. So then Glenn and Gary are talking so funny how so many of these names are just a little close to good things like Glenn Gary Glenn Ross. I know. I'm so many other one.

I'm just I'm so mad that they have not brought Ross from below deck onto the show because you said that's the Glenn Gary Glenn Ross. You've gotten Tom Collins. Yeah. Uh-huh. Ashley, if there was someone named Furniture, that would have been really good. Oh my god, yeah. So Glenn and it's the poor stained couch. Ashley Furniture. So Glenn, Gary, Glenn Ross. So Glenn is talking to Glenn's like did you talk to Tom yet because they're still like should we fire Tom? Gee guys, I don't know. Hamas crash your bow and then last night chase the woman all over the bow calling Grisla at the top of his lungs. Not alone. She's you. What should we do?

So then Ashley finds Tom where goes we need to talk so they go to have a talk and she's like, this is gonna be quick and I'm gonna talk and you're gonna listen. I don't know what was going through your mind, but I have never in my life been disrespected like that before whether you agree with me or not. I did absolutely nothing to deserve it.

And he's like, oh, I don't mean any of that. She goes, bullshit. He goes, well, I apologize. I'm absolutely moldified. And that's not me. I'm not gonna blame it on the booze. I just just a drunk jealous loser. I'm like you just blames it on the booze Say I'm a I was a drunk jealous loser. You blame it on the booze

Yeah, but at least he admitted like he's jealous and he's a loser and he's like I'm just very sorry You know like he he does an apology well, I think I give him credit for I think he's a piece of shit He should have been fired two days ago, but my given credit for at least apologizing. It's kind of rare. In life and on these shows. Yeah, I mean, I'm always a sucker for an apology. You know me, I always fall for the money on these shows.

But so he's like, you know, but then he ruins it because he goes, I'm not proud of myself, but also, you know, it also took something to pull the trigger. Oh, okay. But you see in that situation, you're a gun. So that's not good. Yeah.

But yeah, it's also like he basically walks back the responsibility part there. Right. And actually, I'm not going to give you a hug because I'm just, no, I'm not going to do that. So she works off all pissed. And this is kind of an Ashley thing too, where she pushes, first of all, never gonna say anybody deserves.

She did not deserve what he did. But it's like the thing with Gabriela. She pushes, it makes these little comments. And then Gabriela finally says something in front of everybody, like, oh really? So were you just not gonna do the list or whatever she said? And now she's like, remember that time, Gabriela, gave me attitude.

It's like she pushes until like, she's the victim. Now the situation, he went too far and she literally was the victim. But if none of that had happened, he would have had the right to wake up and be like, that sucks, you really hurt my feelings. But now he's lost that right because he fucking went off like that.

Yeah, he needs to learn about the power of passive aggression. You know, but he knew. You stopped speaking to the person. You knew what I mean. He has to ice her out and then be real, get real in with everyone else and charm everyone else. And then she, she is going to be like, I just feel like I'm left out. And that's like, your job is done. So that's all you needed to do. You do not have to chase around and say, you're a slut. That's just so, it's so on the nose. It's problematic. It's mean no passive aggression.

Passive aggression. I feel like Carol, his mother needs to be taught this. What Carol? What the fuck are you doing over there? Okay. I know you live in a small town, but all men should be raised on housewives. Do better, Carol. So now it's time for the preference sheet meeting. And we, uh, there's a guy from Boulder, Colorado. Hey, we're going to be in that neighborhood soon. Um, Jim Bloom and fall. And they want to have a spain, like a, uh, uh, dinner party with Spanish traditional local dishes from the Norca and seafood, a seafood

polusa. Now I remember the last time there was a seafood polusa on below deck. It didn't go so well Not calling out any names, but Kiko. I hope you're doing well and then Also just seafood Paloza doesn't lend itself to a good dinner. It's just a stupid Like basic thing anyway Paloza seafood Paloza I would I would say seafood banquet maybe, or seafood explosion, or no.

I don't think we want to say seafood. What about seafood, Mike? Seafood, no, no. Extravaganza, don't remember Courtney from Belodec, who is very like seafood towers. She was like seafood towers everywhere. That is a seafood Ext traffic, Anza. Yeah, extravaganzza is better,

but seafood pollution, I can't. Seafood pollution is lame. Yeah, so then they want a talent show put on by the yacht crew. This is where a below deck really needs to just go back to the draw and forms. We don't need these same things every time. By the way, we don't need them. Honestly, if I ever decide to scrounge up enough money

to go on a yacht, kill me if I decide that one of the things that want to happen is for the yachties to put on a talent show for me. Yeah, it's literally nobody wants to. It's called YouTube. Okay, like find me Wi-Fi and I'll watch YouTube for 30 minutes, crying out loud. And Gary's like, but don't have a talent.

Oh, shut up. I've seen Puffet tree of the Venus. I'm sure you've got plenty. Turn it into a dragon, Gary. You know you've done it. Oh, man. So then, meanwhile, show, by the way, that's a real show.

I think it's a real show. I think it's the most Australian show. Yeah, I never saw it, but I've seen stomp. And I've just seen Stomp. So that's what I wanted to do after that show. This is like, yes. It was like really, I just, I mean, granted, I got the tickets to take TKTS,

so they were like $10 or something, but I was still like, why would I do that to myself? Like it literally was two guys standing on stage naked, turning their dicks into different shapes. But it was like a thing. It was like a thing for when it was happening, right? I've also never seen Blue Man group. So I haven't seen that either.

Well, we can maybe we'll go see Blue Man group. No, we will not. I will not do that. So Daisy's like, so anyway, that's the meaning. OK, so we don't have to meat. Okay. I need to. So we don't have to discuss it now, but I really at some point would like to know why that was such an authoritative no to Blue Man group. It's just, I don't know.

It's one of those things that's like, it's art. Yeah. So I feel like it's like, it's that type of thing to get too risk to feel like they're artistic because they want to see people that were painted blue. They're, wow, we love culture. We saw this thing in Vegas where the guys were blue and they didn't speak. It was crazy. One of them played a string.

I mean, that was his instrument. So. Anyway. I mean, that was his instrument, so. Anyway, so then, fucking Tom. So now Tom is cleaning and he opens up Glenn's instrument panel for driving the boat, steering the boat, sailing the boat, and he starts spraying it and then goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, and apparently this is all, it's like computers, and so it can't be just sprayed. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that. Stupid, Tom, get rid of him. How many signs do you need? Yeah, for crying out loud.

So then, and then Glenn's like, you know, he's like taking deep breaths in his interview and then he tells, you know, Tom, don't do that. And then he walks away and then Tom starts muttering, well, it's different one, turn on me this stuff after it's done. Like I feel like there's probably a 99% chance this stuff was told to you before

it was done and you just didn't listen. You should know not just host damn computers. It's like a basis. What are electricity? Just gonna put it out there, just basic concepts. So Daisy and Colin, she's like, Colin was wasted, so he doesn't remember anything. So Daisy's catching him up on what happened. She's like, well, people like him last night,

they're not mine, not really. I mean, actually, it was all of the gear. He didn't gear, he was all of the gear, and also then the two of them were basically fogging other, he was getting into gear, he's been. He's like, oh my God, did you get pickies? I'm just getting to that. Tell me more, just describe it.

Colin is so excited that someone actually came to his random engineering cubby hole that we never get to see. But that like the, like the, the gods episode that someone actually went out of their way to tell Colin this. He's like, well, I can't believe someone came to the cubby hole. No one comes into this strange industrial corner of the boat ever. And he's like, I had to say this is someone. There's no enough to go so too.

So the only person who really wants to fuck him, fuck Gary is me apparently. We all know that. Hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard. Yeah, she's saying, yeah, the only person Gary wants to fuck us are, is that what you say? Oh, yeah. And Collin's like, we'll give him what he wants already, girl.

And use the FaceTime while you do it. Now what I'm saying? Give me all the details. He goes, I reckon he would fuck me if I wanted it. You know, I'm sure if I just went, Ramon's the other time the first time I was caught in my girlfriend I said Well he definitely would fuck you probably. Wow, Daisy was here one second ago and now she just completely disappeared.

As soon as I was talking about myself strange Well, we all can talk to you about this anyway can't time little Kebler elf runs out of the little cubby hole in hamstays here cookie So now Carol calls up Tom and Tom's like home mom. I've been fucking up Glenn's not woman to me anymore, and I don't know why because I'm trying I'm trying everything and Tom's like, oh mom, I've been fucking up. Glenn's not warming to me anymore and I don't know why because I'm trying, I'm trying everything and she's like, all right, where's the slack? It's like what I'll tell the sheep when they're coming in for shearing. Tarnesteps! Tarnesteps! Rome wasn't built in a day you might say. But it was burnt down in three. I think that that's something that people leave out.

Okay. So Tom's like, you know, beating myself up, it's a massive mistake. You know, now I'm overthinking everything. And everything's crashing down on him. I was like, please don't use that terminology when you literally just crashed the boat. And then Carol, I just love Carol at one point just gets annoyed and goes, can you stop? It kind of just stop. It's kind of like, he calls her every day just whining and whining and whining for Christ's sake.

And I wonder Carol was like, go out in the fields. Okay, talk to the animals and fucking over it. She probably didn't even have sheep until she had this kid. It was like, get the fuck out of here They got sheep just to distract him Just to make someone's whining louder than her own sons The lack of silence of the lambs so um So then Glenn is provisions, provisions.

So Glenn calls Colin and Gary, well, the provisions are happening. He calls Colin and Gary and for a secret meeting in one of the guest suites, he closes the door. And he's like, you know, I'm scrambling to find a solution for the Tom problem. Fire him. But, you know, I feel like Tom, you know, like he,

he, I like him, but he fucked up big time. And I don't think it sunk in with him how serious it was. I was like, well, maybe don't say sunk. Not a word. I don't know what he is. What does this room smell like latex and car fresh? And because everybody fucks in there. What do you think it is?

It's first felt like a porn shop in there. So they're still so confused about what to do about Tom. And meanwhile, Kelsey is telling Tom on deck She's like, you know Tom. I really think you need to get your emotions under control You've been really fluky lately and he's like well, I was having the best time of my life and I need to get that back So then back in the in the room Glenn is like listen, I'm'm happy I'm happy to have Tom here shaming but I don't want to give many kind of responsibility and Collins says well if you don't feel siphoned with Tom on the boat you've made the decision to sack Tom and end of

episode no no no no we're not gonna give you the end of the episode we're just gonna I've decided I'm just gonna think about it a little bit more and in the episode No, no, we're keep going. Okay. That's fun. No, Gabriella and Ashley need to talk again So Gabriella is gonna try this again, right? God bless her for trying because I would just be like fuck this girl She won't do what I say get rid of her. I'm not working with this girl Yeah, but instead Gabriella tries again, so she goes to Ashley and she's like, Hey, Ashley, look, I just really want to know what we can do. So this isn't weird between us because I just, I don't like it being weird, you know? And I really do like you, Ashley. And she's like, um, yeah, I know. But like sometimes I'm just a little scared to talk to you because

like, I just don't know what I'm gonna get back. She's done nothing but ask you to do your fucking job. And turning around, turning it around to being that she's, quote unquote, scary is problematic as fuck. You are an idiot. Yeah, shut her down. It's called like she literally gives you a list, just go through the list and then you'll be fine. So then Gabriella is like, well, I can understand if you get thrown off by my moods and if I have them, it's because if I ask you to do something, you don't do it. And then you ask Daisy questions and it

makes me feel like you don't respect me. And now she goes, you know, well, I just, you know, I just, I don't have many girlfriends. I have only one or two. It's hard for me. And it's hard for me. I mean, no, I'm not, we're not throwing that in here. I don't care if you only have a few girlfriends or whatever, like, do your job. Because that implies when people, girls, you say this, like, girls don't like me. You're implying that everybody's just so jealous of you.

I'm like, oh my God, girls can't take it because you're just so fucking gorgeous and amazing. So, like, I just can't be around girls because they naturally don't like, oh my god, girls can't take it because you're just so fucking gorgeous and amazing. So, like, I just can't be around girls because they naturally don't like, she's not asking to be your fucking girlfriend. She's above you. In rank, okay. So the fact that she even turns it to that

and makes it like, you're just jealous of me? Oh my god. So Gabriela. There's also, by the way, a really, like the Venn diagram of people who say, all my friends are guys. I just don't have a lot of girlfriends. And people who say,

I hate drama so much. The Venn diagram of those people is always, the overlap is pretty strong. And Ashley gets right there in the middle. Yeah. So Gabriela, bless her, stays calm. And she's like, well, I want to be on that list of girlfriends, Ashley.

And she, Ashley tells us, well, it's fine for me to pretend everything's fine, but I don't trust Gabriela. Based off of literally nothing. Like the only one who's been actually deceitful and duplicitous has been Ashley, not Gabriela. So now the guests are coming. The guests are on their way, it's everyone's changing. And while Tom and Glenn are changing in their room,

Tom decides this is the moment to try to have a talk. And he's like, I just want to prove to you on this chata that I should stay. And Glenn's like, well, we'll talk about that more, but there's other stuff going on. Like, guests are arriving in five seconds, so we'll have to talk about a little bit more. Like Glenn isn't in no mood. He's already really pissed.

He's pissed that Tom still is not taking responsibility for his errors. And now he totally sees what Tom is trying to do. And you can see Glenn is annoyed. I really enjoy seeing Glenn's visual, like visible frustration on his face. Like I want him to fire Tom. He's not there yet. I don fire Tom. He's not there yet. I don't know why he's not there yet. But I think the next time I like the ship,

I think they can't recast him yet. I think they're probably like, this is COVID, you can't just, we can't fly someone in as quick as you need or we have to guess. I think it's, it must be that because none of this makes any sense because Glenn looks at this point

just kind of like a terrible leader. It's, it's like, he's coming, he's not coming off as the greatest leader at this point. So it's gotta be COVID. Cause I think Glenn's great, you know? Yeah, but the vibe right now is very much, this is like a dating vibe that when you've gone on like a few dates with someone and you're still into that person

but you're starting to suspect that they may not be into you. So you're sort of like maybe throwing some stuff, like some text like, hey, how is your date today? And then their responses are like one or two words, and you're like, oh God, they're, they're like they're peering out. They're like, what?

Okay. Okay, you're like, oh fuck. That doesn't even make sense. Like that's not even a proper response to what? K. K, you're like, oh fuck. That doesn't even make sense. Like that's not even a proper response to what I said. Yeah. It's like a thumbs up emoji, which we learned on real housewives of Salt Lake City is a fuck you. It means fuck you. Exactly.

So Tom is definitely sensing. Tom is getting late and short responses over text from Glenn essentially right now. Yeah. And he's like I picked myself up or was ready to smash it and then you tell your boss what you think he wants to hear and you see that look in his eyes I don't need him to talk to me late. I know exactly what you think game. I'm getting fucking sacked Yeah, you fucking are I'm surprised that this didn't end with Tom being like I have to go too sad about my friend and leaving like that. That's what I thought was going to happen. I really thought it was going to happen too.

I thought he was going to quit, like, through most of the episode, but he didn't. So I guess we'll have to wait till next week to find out where really happens. But good episode. Lots of anger. Lots of anger induced by us for so many different reasons. It was great.

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