Watch What Crappens - Below Deck Sailling: Bonnie & Pride

Episode Date: June 28, 2023

Daisy's sister Bonnie makes her debut on Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E14) and is the drunken mess we all expect.  Plus, a group of gays descend on the yacht to celebrate Pride.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85217393See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crappens Add a podcast about all that crap we love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker. And joining me today is the wonderful and delicious. Mr. Ronny Karam, hi Ronny, how are you? Well, hello, Benoony. How are you doing quite well? Just still enjoying basking in the post tour haze that we're in.

Glory maybe is a better word. We are here today. We don't have any tour dates to announce. It's amazing. We can always chill our videos. We are doing videos. I am broadcasting from my childhood home, which means that my face is obscured by both green screen and a microphone. So I am not a particularly telegenic site right now, but Ronnie is beautiful and well lit and shiny and lovely and all Botox and smooth faced. So come watch our videos and look at his face. And you can get access for our videos on patreon.com slash watch or crap

as if you support on the crap with on demand level. You get access to the videos a full week before they become available to the public on YouTube. So go do that. We also have access to, you would get access to our weekly bonus episode and our Discord server. This week's bonus episode took place at a train station and actually on the train itself in Boston.

So it's a nice twist on the old airport snaps episodes that we do, so we had fun with that that and I think that's really about it today We're just gonna dive into the first of two Below deck sailing yacht episodes, and I had a realization Ronnie We were wondering why Has Bravo been burning through the latter half of this season doing two like this is our third week in a row with two episodes? Yeah, so our third week in a row and then Next week they don't have it and then the week after that

Two more episodes in the season is done So I was like, why are they doing this and it's such a big scandal of season? I feel like they would milk this and let it build. But I think that they did it. My theory is I think they did it to coincide with pride. I think because this was such a super pride episode or this episode, like this episode and the next one sort of like, you know, the gays arch both that go between both episodes. I wonder if they did it so that they could have their pride below that episode land during pride. Oh, I don't know. My theory is that they are burning it off because it's doing okay, but it's not as big

as their other below decks. And so they're trying to burn it off to get the Australian one down under, back on screen as soon as possible, because if they don't keep this train on track, it's gonna derail, because there's 19 million below decks right now. Did you see the new commercial with Captain Jason on?

I did. To Sexy for my boat. To Sexy for my boat. So sexy, it hurts. Whatever that song is. It was so weird because when we were warming up at, I think it was in Boston, that song was playing well during our sound check, and I was singing it,

and you're like, Ben You know all the lyrics that song I was like, oh, I do and then last night when I was driving home from dinner It started playing randomly on my phone and so I was singing along I was like isn't it funny that I didn't deliver to the song and then I got home and I saw that commercial and they had Captain Jason doing the song and I was like Whoa all this like I'm too sexy stuff happening. And it means you're too sexy. Yeah, I'm unfortunately not too sexy for really anything, but I aspire to be there at some point,

but yeah, I did see that. I mean, I love Blow Deck, Australia, but I don't know. I mean, there's a lot of blow decks down the, nah, there's a lot of blow decks on right now. They gotta, it's a lot. It's a right now. They got a, it's a lot. It's a lot. But that being said, it's sad to hear that this one's doing, not doing so well in the ratings.

I mean, actually, I think this one is okay. Well, what do you think? I just read, first of all, Bravo ratings, ratings Bravo on Twitter. It's a thing is what they're called. Love you, huge shout out to you guys and all the work that you do. Whoever they're getting their ratings from Shobu's daily

or something like that is supposedly stopping their ratings, which is gonna ruin my life. This is how I judge everything. I got a ratings bravo on Twitter and I read what is going on. So don't steal this from me and they just announced today that they probably are gonna have to end their service.

Very upset about it. Okay, just have to say that. Let me buy this. Thanks for everything you do. But I was looking today and the ratings are like 700,000, which isn't bad. I mean, that's a housewife show. It's an orange County episode and Atlanta, lately, you know, too, which is sad. But they're all kind of around that.

So I don't think it's bad, but I think they have like their below decks to be a millionaire above But you know what guess what I talk a lot of shit on this show, but I'm no professional I don't really know what's good or what they consider good what the fuck do I know? Yeah, and also like there's actually so many more Things that that are taken into account when it comes to shows and metrics these days because there's the ratings. And there's because there's overnight since then there's the seven day ratings is the DVR things and they have their streaming numbers on peacock.

Their next day should be numbers on peacock, which maybe are not necessarily released. And just ratings in general across the board, the entire idea of Nilsons is totally getting undermined by a lot of the streamers because they don't release their stats and yaddy yaddy yadda. getting undermined by a lot of the streamers because they don't release their stats and yada, yada, yada, yada. So I always feel like I don't really, really know, and I think that now audience engagement and mentions on social media is like actually a factor that really matters a lot more.

But I, that's what I feel like I heard, but I don't wanna pass it off as fact. I'm not gonna say that, but that being said, I feel like this, if the ratings are slumping, I don't think it's because of this show. It may be just below deck fatigue in general, like maybe the world needs just like six weeks off. And then because unlike, you know, I mean, each below deck has its own flavor, but the flavor

is not really as distinct as every real housewife. So we can go from housewife to housewife to housewife to housewife. And it sort of works because each house I feel is really distinct every show but like below deck feels There's like some distinction, but it's mainly the same stuff every time So I think like we could use like a little break to build up the demand a little bit if that's an issue But that being said I think this blow deck is my favorite and it is also the messiest It is also one of the messiest shows on Bravo in general. So it's surprising that its ratings are not reflecting that. Well, you know, when people kind of come on to a magic trick,

they don't want to see the magic trick anymore. You know what I mean? They get sick of it. They're like, oh, well, I mean, I know how it works. I know what's going to happen. And there's no magic behind it. You know, for years, I think we've been watching this thinking, oh my God, how is Gary doing this?

Like, how does Gary, what is wrong with him? Does he know that he's wrong? Does he? And then we find out he's just the most insecure desperate. I mean, especially, we've always kind of known it, but this season, tonight especially, in tonight's episode especially, I think the shine is just off and now it's just sad.

It's like, yeah. It's like you wanna feel compassion for the guy standing under the freeway overpass, but at the same time he's jerking off at you and you don't wanna open your window. That's what Gary's like to me right now. It's like, you need help. I don't find it fun anymore.

I find it like gross. I'm like, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna get in trouble in the future. Because this is a guy who just is like, I mean, can't like keep his hands. And he's like just getting grosser and like crinkly or and smelly or and gooey or and just like Smellier and gooey are and just like Crestier and he's just at some point someone's gonna call the police Gary and there's gonna be a lot of video evidence about of you being a creep so So maybe the audience is just grossed out, okay, it could be that it's interesting Gary's arc You know his first season I feel like his vibe was this like, puckish man who's like a lady's man and he's in a love triangle. I was like, I love ladies, you love me, you love me, you love me, I love triangle.

I was sort of like, oh, look, a Gary, he's such a player. And then his second season, it's like, oh, man, there's something kind of sad about this guy. And then this season, it's like, oh, wow, this person is tragic and desperate and like just beyond even sad. It's like a used condom. It's like watching a used condom try to date. And it's just gross. I mean, especially on a show that's about cleaning. At this point, it's just unsanitary and the people who watch it.

Because you know, below deck, I think it does do so well because it is about people just cleaning. I mean I think that there is something about that. So what those house cleaners show so well. People love it like find your joy or whatever that lady's name is. Spark your joy. Does this spark joy? Spark joy. Yeah. Marie, people love to watch some cleaning but you know it's like you're cleaning, but then you're inviting a raccoon into your house. You know what I mean? And you just don't feel bad for the person cleaning

because you're like, stop fucking the raccoon in your house. And that's how I feel watching this show. It's gross. So we open because it is also show about rich people. So this week, I thought they're gonna get away from their Southern charm rip off music because we open with some white lotus-esque music. It's like, buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh with a little Gary laughing. What? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no whatever the song was, I was like,

Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary. And I found that's really fun to sing along to songs, but just saying Gary. That was, by the way, Katy Perry, that was singing. Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary got Gary Gary Gary got me got regas Got me so me y'all got me get get get get get get got I hate Katy Perry I heard her on Smart List what an asshole she is you know I really liked her in her like fireworks and the boobies phase But her American idol phase and then doing interviews on smartless phase,

not so great. You're an asshole. You're strong, okay? Talk about someone who needs to take a breather. It's her. She needs to go someplace with Gary and they both just need to relax. I just still always am amused that Katy Perry evicted nuns from her house. I mean, that's kind of amazing.

I love that. So Glenn, they're all gathering because Glenn has just basically yelled at Daisy for not tending to that guy's head after he crashed into a window and was bleeding for 15 minutes. So Glenn is like, you know, Tim walked into a window here, Gary made a radio call and no one in the interior even responded. We need to be able to communicate it all times on this boat. And if we ever have a fire, we can't reach you guys or some emergency, it could be a real problem. Listen, if we have a fire, if Lucy falls out of bed, if Lucy falls out of bed into a fire,

how are we going to deal with that with no radios? If Lucy falls out of bed into a fire, but there's no one to hear about it on the radio. Was there ever Lucy? Was there ever a fire? Did you save a glass from you? Lucy is currently on fire, guys. Now, what are you guys doing about it? So Daisy's like, wow, just like, you know, you can't share the radio. I was down in the laundry of the guest.

I'm like, okay, Daisy. This is a little late to be Coming up with that bullshit excuse after several years Oh, especially when there's three of you on interior So you're all in the laundry and you're all in the guest area. Well come on now So he's like what that is is an excuse and he's not with a situation is gonna stop and chase is like I And it's not where the situation is gonna stop and Chase is like, ah, how do you tell someone they're being too Pencil it's not the range is not the boat you fucked up just on it Let's do a shot from between your boobs

Because I read well, you know if you say the radio is an issue we're gonna work on that we'll test it out and everything But you know what though? That's still 15 minutes and no one's around him. Okay. So Gary's like, but it's also, can I just point out? I mean, I do think the staff is completely wrong here. But when we just also point out real quick, it was also 15 minutes that Tim literally stood there bleeding going, I'm bleeding, but I'm bleeding, but I'm bleeding. Like you don't even lift your own shirt up. I mean, I know. The guy just didn't give a fuck.

You know, it's like he hit his head pretty hard, I think. Yeah, well, I think he was building up capitals to have like a, he wants like one big final, like gentle complaint. He was like, no, because if I go and ask for ice back now, that's not gonna be full of like passive aggression the way if I wait 15 minutes and ask for it then it'll really hit hard. So Gary's like, well the whole crew knows already what it seems like you said blah blah blah. And he's like, well I think the point is valid, but I don't think that if we're in the laundry and the boats on fire

that you wouldn't come and get there and save us,. Like, no, Daisy, you, no, you're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. And also they were parking the boat. So you may not like the example that was used, but everybody else was literally working while you were talking about your fucking sister Bonnie for 20 hours straight. Okay. Yeah. Because I liked that they kept, kept cutting back to her going, well, you know, a Bonnie she likes to walk.

Like if you ask Bonnie, are you going to walk? You're going to you know a barn is she likes to walk like if you ask Bonnie Are you gonna walk you're gonna ride the back you're gonna take our boss? Nontop percent of the times she's gonna walk that's born in that crazy bitch. I Know she kept going on not about Bonnie So then Glenn starts doing a radio test to make sure the radios work downstairs Which is hilarious because basically calling Daisy's bluff so they're just sitting there and go into all the rooms and checking it all out and stuff.

They're going into every single room and Mads is sitting by Gary and she says, Well, you see, mine doesn't work. I didn't hear anything on mine. And he's like, eight year old, he's like, your volume started all the way down. She's like, so do I, Gary. So then Gary, captain's like, what Gary's

saying, great, great, I'm in the master. Oh, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really. Everyone's cracking up because Gary is totally, you know,

Loving this situation where he can just kind of like take the piss out of Daisy and then they're all joking that like Gary's gonna be like Oh, I'm you know an Obliya or I'm in Porto, Chirva or whatever and just be like I can do loud and clear He's like, I'm fucking over it. She just goes to her room and pouts. They're cracking up. Because Gary's like, I'm in the last now, Glenn. I'm in the last. And he's like, well, there is a little bit of static in there, but it can hear you from

the most part. I'm on Captain Sunday's boat. So that's it. That's it. So anyway, guess what, Ronnie, was this what you were teaming up for the return of the Southern charm music? Cause it's back now. It's back.

It's back. They're cleaning just a long term. It's like the Whitney feeds the dog's music. Well, but you're as for a martini. Whitney, Whitney got me a martini in a feather dust. Yeah. So, Daisy is upset and she's like, oh, hi, it's not feeling when you feel like you're trying to do it your best.

I'm being constantly told you're not good enough. I'm like, you were not doing your best. You were yammering on about Bonnie as if she were Julia Roberts and you just ran into her the grocery store. Okay. That's not doing your best. So Matt is just talking to Lucy. They're cleaning and she goes, well, I mean, I guess if Bonnie's staying in this room, I mean, don't even bother just doing the bathroom. Just put towels down. Like, what the hell? You don't, you don't want Bonnie to have a clean toilet can Bonnie get a clean toilet they've heard a lot of stories at this point they were down there in that gallery it's like there's one

time our Bonnie went to McDonald's and actually threw up through the draft your window onto the worker that's amazing what you can do so Daisy goes to kiss call call and go to kiss Daisy to cheer her up. You know, she's like, thanks for chocking on me. He's like, well, that's great, no problem. I mean, it's more than you did for Tim and my right. So, so far, you mother of four cards. So then Bonnie pulls up and Bonnie goes,

let the phone begin. I'm like, oh my God. It's a larger Daisy with like brown hair. I love it. I love Bonnie already. Yeah, she's a multiverse daisy. It's like a taller daisy, bring her in. Yeah, I was like, oh god, I know this one is going to get wasted.

They both love comma eyebrows. What do you call them? Apostrophe eyebrows. They're both like sister apost comma eyebrows. What do you call them? Apostrophe eyebrows. They're both like they've got sister apostrophe eyebrows. Well, you know, we both have the same punctuation. So Daisy hasn't seen them in three years. I'm sorry. Punctuation apostrophe is what I meant to say.

We don't like proper grammar, but we do love putting it in a posture fan things. So, yeah, it's ASEAN's senior sister in three years mainly because of COVID and Bonnie is the... I'm sorry. If you haven't seen your sister in three years, you just don't want to see your fucking sister. Okay, and I get it, but it's time to stop blaming COVID for ignoring our family. You know what I mean?

I think at this point, we just need to be honest with our families. We like, I haven't seen you because I don't like you. And frankly, I'm sick of being called fat every time I come to your house. So suck a dick and call me, you know, when you're sick with something and need some support. Otherwise, I'm out of here. I'll talk to you on FaceTime, loser. I haven't seen Bonnie in three years since we killed that hitchhiker going across the Sahara desert in Northern Africa. I haven't seen Bonnie since we got a letter in the mail that was written with tape together letters cut us from magazines that said I know what it did last summer.

I haven't seen Bonnie since we robbed a bank in Bulgaria. We said we go our separate ways, leave no trace. But now enough time has passed so we can get drunk together. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha The radio seconds lot for ya. They were after us for many years. The radio seconds lot for ya. Well it's going not to business. Why not help it along the way? Oh good. Alright, like quit. But yeah they clearly have very deep and disturbing sister issues

that they didn't really make the effort to see each other. You can tell that they've kicked each other's ass before. You can just, cause she's like, I love Bonnie. Come here, shoes. Here comes one right now. So then we see Bonnie. She's like, I was last chart her. And Daisy's like, I'm a bit, my mouse and I'll come out

and I'll just rest there. And she tells us about Bonnie. She's like, Bonnie, she followed in my footsteps. She's a yacht chef in South Africa. I never worked with Bonnie, and I never planned on us about Bonnie. She's like, Bonnie, she fell out in my footsteps. She's a yacht chef in South Africa. I never worked with Bonnie and I never planned on working with Bonnie. With Kayleigh's shoulder, absolutely Kayleigh's shoulder. Travel's like, okay, taking notes next season, Bonnie,

is the chef on selling yacht, got it. Yeah, I think Alicia's doing a great job as a chef. As a cast member, she's boring the fuck out of me. So I say time for Bonnie. Time for the... Because Bonnie will fuck everybody the daisy fact. Bonnie literally doesn't care. With her sister probably.

With daisies we see later. Yeah, Bonnie, I don't know which, I assume it'll be selling up, but if it's not selling up, Bonnie will wind up on one of the blow decks. Just mark my words. This was Bonnie's audition, and she passed her audition with flying apostrophe eyebrow colors. She's wonderful. I fucking love Bonnie. She really is.

So they're like walking around and she's like, they're like sitting in a room and Bonnie's like, all right, wait, tell me stuff you can't tell everyone else here. Daisy's like, okay, well, Gary's hookin' up with my stew and she likes Alex and Alex like her and like obviously I've been hookin up with Collins so and she's oh everybody every girl's dream calling to car Then it comes to calling Burping so it's like and also it came out that Gary and I had sex and I was in a love triangle with cold and Gary I'm not really know what was happening and Bonnie's like, SHUT GARLE! And Daisy's like, I had your nails and she's like, go fuck yourself!

Then they roll around on the ground and put feet on each other's face. Yeah and Bonnie basically is like, well you know, it's good that you're not with Gary because the moment that you get with Gara You probably wouldn't appreciate you, which is a shame, because you're suited for each other, but it's a good one to job it, and go on to someone else. Businesses. I love that the way you're suited for each other, the way that you're both really dicks.

God, God, God. Well, you're both drunkards with low standards. But they're on to Gary, and I really love it, because Daisy's like, yeah, because then Darry is like claiming, quote unquote, that he has feelings with his bullshit, and she's like, yeah, because then Darry is like claiming, quote, unquote, that he has feelings with his bullshit. And she's like, yeah, fuck Gary. So then they're getting ready and Prana just walks up to the bar with Jason Alex and

introduces herself and kisses Gary and eats Glenn and all that good stuff. And they finally leave to go out and Captain Glenn's like, oh, finally, my co-guy, what is he going to be up to today? I hope it's some seal fucking documentary. Ha ha ha ha ha ha while playing solo chess. So, um, Chase is like into Bonnie. He's like, I look up with Bonnie, that'll be someone to be good for me.

And then Bonnie, then they sit down at the table and Bonnie's like, okay, I'd like to order. Okay, 20 to kill us. And what are you guys having? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I see Bonnie's party trick. Whoever's party trick was Chugging Podge. That was it. But they didn't show it regardless. And this is a party trick. I feel like her party trick is like bending her toe backwards or like, I don't know, I feel like it's a real good party trick or like popping out an eye.

You know how some people can just pop out a glass eye? She'll be like, one time my bar's so hard when I was wasted at McDonald's and I popped out an eye. So it's gonna ask, shocker. I actually keep cocaine in here, anybody want a snore? I feel like she can perform O to Joy by making fart sounds with her armpit. That's like her party trick.

She'll want to hear some Beethoven. So, um, Daisy is like, ah, not to be undermined, but Bonnie wanted to tell everyone about the time you got kicked out to boarding school and Bonnie's like, no, no, no, no, that's not a good story. I mean, who cares about some 500-year-old wing of a school burning down to a crisp? I mean, I was a naughty kid. I'm much better now. So is anybody else surprised that Daisy and Bonnie, well, presumably Daisy, I mean, I don't even know, but anybody surprised that they were sent to boarding school

They're not seem like boarding school types. I feel like Bonnie was a terror to the nuns I feel like Bonnie. Bonnie was the one who was really like cheering on Katie Parish She's like, yeah, I'll give them what they deserve I'm on Katie's side on this one. Fuck those nuns She probably did some like put like like Tabasco sauce in their habits or something like that Little Bonnie we must send you away from here So math and I'm like you sound like me shut up mad snow was talking to you So Chase is like what kind of drunk would you describe Daisy is guys and

like what kind of drunk would you describe Daisy as guys and finally like a great one and he's like agreed just what kind of drunk am I Daisy and Daisy's like oh meth with her about fingernails and finally goes not any more Daisy I haven't blacked out in ages well except for the other night well I guess I can't quite remember all the times I've blacked out since I last blacked out because I guess I blacked out while Blacking out I guess I suppose but anyway, I think much better now So then the captains on the boat looking through all the food drawers and he's like no, no disgusting disgusting vegetables no thing bingo ice cream

Sweet It's like lendi locks. So now everyone's doing shots and Bonnie has a shot and after which he goes, Barrako Bama. So then she does the crew. I forget what she does. Probably something like, thank you all for having me. Thanks for all dealing with my awful sister

and hope to never see us again. Good night. So they talk about her being a chef and she works on a private dive boat but they use it as an expedition yacht. And Daisy's like, he brings on a whole casino team and they just party and Alex is like, dope, that sounds like my dream boat.

Jeff Scuppers. So Collins, like, will, one, she talked to her a bit of theen? So Colin's like, Will, why don't you talk to her a bit of Dean? And Alex says like, Well, I will once Chase is done talking. She's like, what? I'm not domineering. So, and I was like, yeah,

but she's been staring at you like all night, man. They're kind of like teeing up this idea that Bonnie and Chase are gonna maybe hook up by the end of the night. And he's like, well, I'm just here. There's a sumo wants to jump my bones. They sure can deal it. And Matt's like, you have to put in a little effort.

Really, Matt, you're with Gary. Gary doesn't even like take the straw out of his hair before banging you. You know what I'm saying? But I like, I like Matt's approach to it because Matt's knows she's with Gary and she knows. knows she's just it's like when you play a board game there's sometimes your midway to the game you just you know you're not gonna win so at that point you just go along with it and you just tell people I'm not gonna win

I'm not gonna win that's where she's at she's like yeah I fucked I fucked it up I hooked up with Gary it's okay this is my life this, this is my arc for the season, I'm stuck with Gary the dirt bag. Or it's like you can't complain about the food you got off the tray at the Costco, because it was free, you know? You're like, you know, did not love that chicken sample, but I'm not gonna complain to you.

Like what am I not gonna eat at? It's free. Yeah, it's easy. It was like, yeah, it's like, you know when you splurge on some ice cream in the afternoon and then later at dinner when they're like, do you want dessert, you're know, when you splurge on some ice cream in the afternoon and then later at dinner when they're like, do you want dessert, you're like, I want it, but I had ice cream, so I don't, actually, no,

you lost me there. So Chase is like, well, I'm dependable, I've got a massive cock. I was like, well, you sound like a good, like horse, torrent, like, dependable with the big, well, congratulations. Still don't want to date you. Okay, you're gonna need more of that.

Yeah, we're a very successful only fans account to be, you know, always putting up that content on a dependable schedule and preventable. Yeah, very good. Yeah. So Daisy starts kissing Collins ear and bond is like, Oh, don't be all coupling in front of me. I don't like it.

It's weird. It's like the time I caught Sister Mary Grace making out with Sister Mary Patrick and I put Tabasco in their habits, it was disgusting. So Collins like, why is it why is it weird and she's like, well you know, face value, you wouldn't be the kind of people to hook up because she's fancy and you're more like me, you know, we're three, you know, you're like the same kind of vibe. Let's just say, you know, Daisy, and I'm happy that someone like you tolerates Daisy. So is she saying? Wait, what is she saying? I think she's saying trash that like, no. Yeah, she's saying that, like, I think Bonnie is saying, like, oh you and me, Colin, we're kind of like,

so all of you are of people, and Daisy is fancy. And I'm glad that like her fanciness doesn't turn you off. Like that you're down with like, what world is Daisy fancy? I guess that's what confused me because I think I wrote it down correctly. But then when I reread it, I was like, Daisy's fancy. Since one is fucking Daisy fancy. I really, I really don't know. But I think that there's much more of a sliding scale in that family than we realized. I think so. Daisy wasn't of a sliding scale in that family than we realize. I think so. Daisy wasn't kicked out of boarding school.

So she's famed. It's like Daisy won the, you know, taking bottle caps off with your teeth contest in junior high, which made her fancy because she has a metal now. Like, I don't know. Daisy got to do a chorus recital, you know, so that made her fancy. She's like, but it's like, I never did find out how those last three notes were of that chorus. Well, and that was a real shame for Bonnie, because she can do the ode to joy with the farts on her armpits. I know. So it's really time for the swallow.

So Collins, like, more relationship with Daisy does seem crazy because it's so different and for us to be connecting on this level is unusual, but the feelings are true and genuine. How we make each other feel good, most of the time. And then we go to Bonnie, Gary Daisy, and Alicia Smoking. And so Gary's like, hello, Twedaldane, Twedaldum, hold on, I'm out of nowhere. And Bonnie's like, hello, Twedaldain, Twedaldum, holy, I'm out of nowhere. And Bonny's like, guess who's dumb? And so Daisy's like, okay, so tell him what you were saying about us earlier. And she's like, oh, you two together are dumb.

You and Daisy. But as in your best friends, you know, when you're alone together, it's amazing. Like if we were on a desert island, it'd live happily ever after. But as long as there's other things for you to stick your penis in. Well, never mind, if there's a deserted island and there's a Wilson, you're still done for, because you're fucking the volleyball. That's what I'm saying. You're gonna have a sharpie in your dick in a volleyball.

Pretty quickly. But what do I know? I'm just some girl who never learned the last parts of Avamaria. So then Daisy's like, well, you know, if we were stuck on a desert island together we'd probably fuck each other so worry. And then Gary's like, yes we'd repopulate the island. Which God forbid, whatever terrible island that is, like no one ever go to it. So at least, me what Alicia's there and she's like, all right, well what's going on between you and Colin then is this all you two Gary and Daisy are you two supposed to, are you two meant to happen then instead?

They's like, oh no, no, no, no, I'm totally worth calling not sure what fuck them on a desert island But you know, I'm with him and Bonnie's just acknowledging that when I'm alone with Gary You know things are very very sweet and different and flirty and borderline and appropriate that's all and Alicia's like And she gets a pearl clutchy as if she's not totally flirting with Colin. I mean, chase those. And I know that she's drawn a line, which is good for her, but she's also doing that like drunk it midnight like, chis come here. Let's all

and they hug for a really long time. So I don't know. I think you need to stop cl etching those pearls because I'm sure your boyfriend back home is not loving those scenes. Very much. So Daisy is like, well, I always said things are complicated. I never denied it. And Alicia is still doing nothing like the she want both of them.

And then a producer goes, wait, what? Does she, I don't know what the producer's got off guard, but Alicia's just like oh So they're just trying to get more of a reaction out of at least so you know They just keep asking them the same questions multiple time just she want both of them. Wait, does she want both of them? Why I don't know I got it. We got that. I know But the only so we mean Yeah, they just changed their tone. So Gary is, now Gary's like, where do you know, D's he's got a boyfriend?

No, so I can't even go there. And Alicia's like, this is too weird I'm getting out of here. And, but, but Bonnie, this is, I don't love this with Bonnie, where she's like, where is such a bomber? That's the only way you recognize that you like her. That's it. I felt like, I'm sorry, no, I take that back.

I thought Bonnie was trying to push them together in that moment, but as I read the note, I realized she wasn't. So I take it back, love you, Bonnie. I think she's got a very accurate read. She's saying the only way you like her is when you can't have her because Gary needs to have someone newly interested at all times. That's like his thing. But I think she's also calling it that they obviously like each other. And I think it's obvious pretty much to everybody at this point that is Gary and Daisy right? It's not calling and Daisy. It's not calling. I don't know. I do see I see Colin and Daisy, but I see Gary Undermod. I see Gary. I feel like there was some sort of spark between Gary and Daisy, but like that spark should die out and Gary is Rather than supporting a new relationship. He is happy. He's like really undermining. He's really undercutting it

Oh, yeah, I'm 100% keeping whatever chemistry that they had alive Right, but Daisy's not doing anything to dissuade that. I agree. I would like Daisy to draw firmer boundaries with Gary. And she does it like she's enjoying it. You know what I mean? I think there's like she's enjoying the chemistry and like so everybody knows we have chemistry with a big deal. Colin knows, you know, like it's no big deal. And I don't know.

Look, the one Colin and Daisy talk about each other. You know, I went couples who have been together talk about each other, they're like, oh my God, they fill my sky with stars. You know, they say shit like that. When Colin and Daisy, both of their reactions are like, oh, it's Colin, you know, it's comfortable. And Colin's like, yeah, it's comfortable. I'm like, what do you guys sweat pants to each other?

You know what I mean? It's like this is a review for like Lulu lemons. Yeah, but I also see Daisy as being more reserved when talking about that kind of stuff. You know what I mean? It's like this is a review for like Lulu lemons. Yeah, but I also see Daisy as being more reserved when talking about that kind of stuff. I also, by the way, I do want to create space for the truth that like I would like Daisy to be like, Gary, you have to stop. This is inappropriate, you know? But I also know that like sometimes people are actually really uncomfortable in those situations and

they kind of don't know what to say and they want to like just keep things smooth and they're afraid, they're like afraid of upsetting the balance and the relationship chemistry of the three of them and she even says so later on that she's like afraid of affecting the friendships which I think really speaks more to actually the deficits and Gary's personality that like she knows that the moment she says Gary stop, this is inappropriate that he's going to punish her in some way, right? And that's fucked up.

And that's what people deal with the more places all the time. I mean, okay, well, I don't have a disagreement for that. I'm just saying as if I was calling, I would be looking at them like, oh, these two are still in tweet together. Mm. Yeah. I mean, I think that's like the,

to me, the charisma is obvious. I guess for me, I'm like, the kind of, my instinct is to watch this and be like, why is she not saying like, Gary, stop it, you know, like, I'm not interested in you. I'm exploring some of the calling and you're being inappropriate right now.

Like, that's what I'm saying. But it. I'm exploring some of the Colin and you're being inappropriate right now. Like that's what I'm saying. But it's more like, but if, but I can, I can see a perspective where someone says, oh well, like,

you know, I didn't do that because of X, Y, and Z. And I'd be like, oh okay, I can understand that. But I know it's sort of, I mean, if she ever says that, okay, but like the situation that they're in now doesn't seem like she's saying that. It just seems like she's got a lot of chemistry

with Gary and she's still trying to take on. I really think that they would be a thrupple, you know, and that thing comes up later in this episode, the Thrupple theme. And I wonder, you know, like they've probably been good ruffle. Oh, I think it'd be a terrible thrupple. Oh, really think it could be a terrible, a really that would be such a dysfunctional, a Gary cannot share Gary cannot share his toys. It would be terrible. Terrible. Well, anyways, so don't worry. We've got 19 more hours to talk about this today.

So we'll be back. But I think Bonnie has a very good read on Gary. And I think Daisy has a very good rebound. Gary because Daisy is the one who's told Bonnie all of the stuff about Gary So I think they both got a pretty good read And you guys just stay away from him because he's gross. Okay, you're reading him properly now danger. Okay, read the caution sign So now at least she goes back to the table and she's like well There's a lot going on back there and can't say what's happening. And Alicia's like, just a lot of chitchat, I'll tell you that much and can't look suspicious, but he's also just like, not gonna explore it.

So Daisy comes back and Gary, Bonnie says that she likes that Gary and Daisy are honest about their relationship. And Gary's like, well, yeah, I call it recently because she recently she's been beating random bush about everything, you know, and like knowing that Colin and Daisy are together, having Daisy sister saying that they are not suited for each other. Like, we are not suited. It is. It all hurts. And we are that hurts.

I do. It's a lot of my car. Okay,. I'm so sorry Gary. I'm so sorry poor Gary Poor guy situation. Yeah, and he's like I mean denoil maybe what maybe I'm having maybe I just haven't accepted it yet But right now it feels like did putter fries Dead butterflies like there's the name of the monopiography if I've ever heard it. So then the captain is eating his ice cream and he's just like, mmm, delicious. He's on an ice cream journey today.

I love that this guy lives his fucking life. I feel like the other shows, the captain's always hiding, or at least Captain Sandy. They always cut back to the boat and Captain Sandy, like you just hear, you know, diplomat on Netflix playing over and over on a loop. Or Captain Lee is like just, I don't think he ever does it.

I think maybe one time we saw him working out, you know? Yeah, yeah, exactly. They most of them, they stayed like, in a way. But you just hear Captain Lee practicing in front of the mirror. God damn it. My weight. Oh my, more confident. God damn it, my weight. Oh my, more confidence. God damn it.

All right, he's trying to get... God damn it. All right, I'm gonna take five guys. Well, you know what, Captain Glenn, I think it's the only one who has to sleep in a room with a camera because the boat is too small for him to have his own room. So we have to sleep with a crew member. So I think he gets it the worst. Yeah. So now that everyone's like back in the vans and they're like party ain't getting drunk and Bonnie,

like they're asking Bonnie who she thinks of the fittest in the crew and she's, I don't even remember who she says, but everyone says you're all gold. Oh, that's right. And she's like, but we've got to have a competition, but then we don't. And then Gary's like, the person who loses has to take a chase. They brought me wants to fuck him. And then in the other van, Alex Lucy, Alex Lucy and Alex are in the back is what I wrote. But it's Alex, you know, it's mad.

It's mad, it's mad Lucy and Alex. Yeah, and they, they do another one of their three way kisses. And Bonnie's like, no, kiss like a man. That was bullshit. Kiss again. And so they're kissing and then Bonnie winds up kissing Alex and Chase is sitting right there then Chase is all bummed out because Chase thought that Bonnie was going to kiss

him. Yeah because Bonnie really makes out with Alex. She's like, black, I mean it's people. And then she's like, and mad to screaming and chases just watching like, did anyone hear me when I just said I had a huge dick? So Lucy's laughing and she's like, poor chase, it's always so close, but the satisfaction of watching a man get paid so hard to get paid so hard. I mean he just gets paid over and over again. She has kids. So they arrive and this is where Alicia hugs Chase in the kitchen. She's like, oh just need a hug at midnight. And then Gary's like, oh Chase, you know, you're like the second best

egg I've ever had. I just wish you had personality complimented your work out. I think, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, are stomp kissing me. He did that. He did that. He did that. And then he goes up to Bonnie and he's like, you sister just kissed me right now. That's so toxic. It's not even that Gary tries to kiss Daisy. He literally just could Daisy is just talking to him. She's just like, oh, you're going to put your board charts on over to her and then he just kisses her. And then she's like, whoa. And then like, he kind of like gets her up against the wall and she's like,

whoa, don't stop it, you're kissin'. I mean, you did that, you did that. It is so pervy. I mean, it's also, it's just, it's so like this guy is terrible. It's terrible, not only is it like bad as like an HR violation, B2Dubs, not that that even matters, but also it's like, she's hooking up with Colin, like, Colin's your best friend, you respect Daisy. This is so disrespectful to both of them.

You know, I think Gary's looking at it, like, well, Daisy was mine first before she was Colin's and so Colin can't claim her. Like, he hasn't said that yet, but I have a feeling that's what he's thinking because I can't imagine being friends with someone and doing acting like this. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty little on that too. And he's such a fucking narcissist, I know he's just thinking of it like mine.

Yeah, and like here he is, moping around that he wants something more from Mads. Well, he's literally stealing forcing kisses on to Daisy and he's like, well, why doesn't Matt see this seriously? I also want to do something more and she didn't. It's like you're such a piece of shit. Yeah, and so she's like, I can't hear this shit. This is Bonnie.

And he's like, what are I'm trying to be spirit to you? You should have like, oh, you love it. Shut your fucking face off and Chases like both of you clean be quiet because you're gonna wake up plan So poor chase is left cleaning the mess while everybody else goes to the hot tub or other people go to the hot tub and Carey's picking up mad and making out with her Miss fucking guy Yeah, and then a colon is calling for Bonnie Miss fucking guy. Yeah, and then Colin is calling for Bonnie,

or like they're trying to get Colin to go into the hot tub, but he won't get in the hot tub. I don't understand Colin's boundary issues with the hot tub. It used to be that he was in a relationship, so he didn't think it was appropriate. And then he's now in not in a relationship. And then he was like, well, all the girls are too young. I don't want to be in a hot tub with all the girls.

But now it's like daisies in there. The girl he's like hooking up with, and he still want to be in a hot tub with all the girls. But now it's like daisies in there, the girl he's like hooking up with and he still won't get in the hot tub. I don't understand his hot tub issues. Well, every time they ask him to take off his shirt, he's like, no one wants to see this daddy, daddy, fady booty. So I wonder if he's got like body issues or something? Maybe, which is funny, because he's widely considered to be the hottest guy on the boat.

I know, for real. So yeah, well body issues don't really ever have to make sense. Do they? That's true. They're like irrational. Let me just tell you guys what I've learned. Body's are disgusting. Humans are gross.

So if you think you're gross, you're right, because you're a human being, and you put, and you have bookers, and you have eye bookers, and you're breast-mails. So if you think you're gross, you're right. But you know what? Fuck anyway. That's what I say.

Okay, so Gary and Maz are on a sun chair, and Gary's like, I like you. I want you to be in my life. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. You say, but you're under the definiate of your life. And Maz is like, Oh, what do you mean in your life? He's like, well, let's try to make this work

and try to get together, you know? I'm like, you just get teet. They actually just show, they go 20 minutes earlier, they show Gary kissing Daisy. I don't even have to say it, the show does it for me. So then guys, like, well, you move to your bowl, I move to the States. I mean, this guy's trying to make intercontinental moves.

Like, he's actually moving across oceans. Yeah, he's trying to hook up with Daisy and get a green card What's the guys hilarious? So mad to say, oh, don't you think that's a little fast? And she's like he only wants me to be his girlfriend so Alex can't have me, but I'm not enough Oh, I'm not an object that you can just have so so Chase gets into his bed and he mentions to Colin because Colin's in his bed and he mentions to Colin's like, hey on my car ride back Alex Kiss Lucy Madison and Bonnie He makes it sound like it was like an orgy back there when it was just like a stupid like little you know, truth or dare kiss, basically. Well, yeah, he does, but his, his Collins, like, oh, you're gonna go get any, oh, you.

His Collins still in that mode where he's just like, tell me they go sad, he'd be willing to be with. And he's like, no, I'm not gonna hook up with Bonnie. She's too drunk to even be alive right now. And anyway, like Alex made out with her on the way back and like Alex Kiss Lucy Mads and Bonnie or Whatever, you know, yeah Alex kiss Lucy Mads. Oh, yeah, so Colin's like Alex and Maddie really Yeah, Colin cuz DC's not good Gary's on edge

He needs a bit cha list and his competitive nature is gonna start kekenin. Collins basically like next time Gary fucks with me, I'm gonna shatter his world. I'm gonna say that Mads hooked up with Alex. So now Daisy wants to go have sex with Collins in one of the guest rooms. And then Gary and Mads are kissing on the deck. And then Bonnie is like, that's just wasted. So Daisy's like, oh my God,

Bonnie come with me. If they put Bonnie in the master cap in where she's just like, that's just wasted. So they just like, oh my God, come with me. If they put Bonnie in the master cap in where she's just like wasted, and boys are hoarsing around, there's just like a lot of frenetic activity. Yeah, it's party time. So Colin and Daisy go in the starboard room, okay? Then Gary and Mads go into the other guest room,

and then Bonnie is in the center room. So all the doors are right next to each other. It's like in a little triangle and Mads is like Bonnie's in the master. Why is that room closed? And guys like, should we see? Should we walk in there? And she's like, I'm not doing that. That's on you. So then we just hear Bonnie from behind the door going, oh my god, there's so much hot going on in there. I hear it. Oh god, that's hot. Listening to a sister, Ben Colin. Yeah, because it's, by the way, we should mention at one point, Gary was like, should we go in there and fuck Bonnie? Like he's like, shall we, she's totally wasted and capacity to happen. We have sex with her. So I thought he was

saying, should we go into Colin and Daisy's room or yeah, Colin and Daisy's room. That's what I thought he was saying. Like what's fuck with them because they went into that did happen. That did happen too. But earlier than that before they went downstairs. He Gary saw Daisy bring Bonnie downstairs. He was like, oh, Bonnie's gonna be the master. Should we go on there and fuck Bonnie? Like, that's actually illegal.

Um, so, but then they went and they did go downstairs and they did, he did want to go in the other room. So it's like, ultimately, we wind up with this hallway and there's so much sex happening. We hear dueling sex sounds. I'm the audio department must have been like, what the hell is going on in here? It's just so wild.

This cast really doesn't care. This has always been the horniest cast. I remember the first, I guess it was the Gary season, Gary and Daisy's and Colin first season. When we were like, oh my God, remember it was such a huge deal that there were like three people who all wanted to make out together.

It was like Gary and the two stews fighting over Gary and they were gonna have a threesome or something. And everybody was like, this is the most shocking thing from below Dex history that's ever happened. And now it's just a bordello. I know. And now the whole show is a floating fucking core house. And Gary and Dex's first season came right on the heels of regular blow deck where Francesca

got some on fire, got Liz fired for having like, hooking up with James and he got sped up. And she's like, that's a big no-no. You don't have six in a kiss, bitch, dream, you're foiled. And then so it took, like, we came out of that season. You know, I feel like every time we watch one of these seasons, we come out like as an expert on yachting.

We're like, well, the rules of yachting are, you don't have sex in guest rooms. That's not what you do. And we go into sailing yacht and then she's like, going, the rules of yachting are you don't have sex in gastroins. That's not what you do. We go into sailing yacht and they're just like going in there to bang every episode now. Yeah. So everyone's banging. This is just a semen-stained boat. You know, I mean, when the boat has had a lot of issues, at this point, I just think the boat's coughing. I think the boat is like literally getting sick from being on this boat. Yeah. Yeah, I

By the way for people who are interested in chartering the par sable three, please enjoy these episodes Think about what you'll be actually like literally sleeping on top So then the next day Gary's like do leave me Maddie's in come love me Like I have online. I've done already and she's like, oh, I have on line, I've done it already. So she leaves and Daisy and Colin paying again. We just hear them, like, yep. And we hear all that stuff. And then Bonnie's like, fuck that and she goes in. And Daisy's like, oh my God, Bonnie!

Bonnie with the bad nails. And she's like, are you having sex again? You're slut, so I need love too. And she just crawls in bed with them. She crawls in when they're like, come and put a comfortably naked in there. Daisy's in between Colin and Bonnie and go, I was like, I don't care.

She just slides into bed with me. Ah, these are such a weird place to wake up. And Bonnie goes, I broke a nail. So then Daisy tells us, oh, with Colin, the sexual energy between us is definitely alive. It was definitely up there Like if you got had many as golf girlfriends as corners had you kind of expect it. I was like, oh, okay

I don't know that's a call not a lot of girlfriends and So then we go to chase and Gary and Chase like did you have fun? He's like I did yeah and for Chase, you know. So now cleaning begins for the day. Alex's bus did, Gary's running through the, no Collins running through the boat. I actually wrote Collins running through the boat wrapped in a sheet, but I was like, that sounds like Gary, maybe I wrote a thing down wrong. But finally, it's calling, running through the boat

wrapped in a sheet, I was just so proud of him. We're just underwear, though. Could you not find it in the room? I don't know, but I'm telling you, the guy does not want to be seen in states of undress like that Although he does go back to his bedroom porn cam and gets naked there Unfortunately either he moved the camera or they moved the camera So we didn't get the whole shot and I want to know why we get boner shots of everybody else on this show But we can't get a good calling butt shot. Can I put a complaint in?

That would be nice. Yeah, we would like a butch shot from Colin. I love Colin. I love Colin. Yeah. So Colin is like, yeah, so he's like running through, and Gary of course sees it, which of course is like a visual reminder to Gary of what Colin and D

has been getting up to. So Gary's like, oh yes, that's just what we need to see in the morning. See you doggy dog. Le ble ble. So now, now Bonnie has to leave. And Daisy's like, alright, my last day in another three years. I'm traumatized. Get out of my lock, bitch.

Yeah. And let's time for her to go. And Mads is telling Lucy that everybody was banging last night down in this room. She's like, we're all culprits. And so then Gary's like tickling Daisy's chin because now he's an overdrive because now he's full on competing with Colin, right? So he's like tickling her chin and he's like, Daisy had six with Colin last night. And Bonnie says they did a sort and Colin's talking to Alex and he's like,

are you saying body a girl friend? When did you make it with her? And Alex is like, yeah, we made it out in the van ride. Chase looks really sad. It was funny, it was awesome. And Collins says, your coat is lunch. Your coat is lunch. So Bonnie tells Collins, she's like, look after Deizek, I'm not gonna be back for another five years.

And don't fight. And then Deizek, what does it mean to cut your lunch? Like what does it mean? It's, I just assume it's some Australia saying of like, like he was going to have the lunch and maybe like you sliced it in half and you only got half the lunch or maybe didn't even get the lunch or like, oh, maybe the lunch program was cut in the school. So he was like, oh, good. So excited for lunch and then lunch has been cut.

So more lunch for him because it sounds nice to me. Like, so he cut your lunch. I'm like, that was so nice. He cut my lunch. No, I say, I went into triangles. Yeah. My, my, my stack of eight pieces of right with peanut butter in between them into a little triangles. Or yeah, I just like cut up my steak for me so I don't have to do it. Sounds like love to me. I can look it up if you want. I can do it. Yeah, let's do it. Okay, let's do it. I'm about 19 hours a blowback to the other side of his lunch. Your lunch. Expression. Urban dictionary cut lunch. A technique used by Australian football players to cram their packages into the extremely small footy shorts provided to them.

Okay. I have looked into the McQuare Redictionary, part of the Australian world map and it says, cut someone's lunch to make a move on someone else's girlfriend, compare lunch cutter. Okay, I will compare lunch cutter. Oh, they don't give a link to lunch cutter, thanks. Oh, here's me. You know what else is funny about this? Is that the first definition that I read from Urban Dictionary is actually what Colin has to do later in this episode.

He has to cram his package into an extremely small pair of speedouts. Or I guess, I don't know, a spare speedout speedout. Well, I do search for lunch cutter as per the recommendation of the McQuare Redictionary and it took me instead to something on Amazon called bento cutters. And I think these are these things

that cut things into bento boxes. You know what, I'm gonna look up lunch cutter and then I'm gonna look up images and see if my husband's in here because that sounds like my husband. Is there a hot guy? No, there's a lady. Oh my god, am I straight? What if I'm straight? It's a whole world of making things that you can cut sandwiches into shapes. I didn't know cutting lunch was such a huge thing. I mean, it's huge. There's like different shapes you can cut your lunch into. It's a huge trend. It is actually a very exciting thing.

Look, one of them is called lunch punch, where you can take sandwiches and you can punch them into lunches. I mean, guys, all right, we'll not say you never learned anything from this show. That's for sure. Look, oh, you can cut a sandwich into, oh, into a lion paw.

And a lion, you see this right here on the screen? Oh, that's fun. That is fun, but there's not a lot of meat left in your sandwich, you know what I mean? It's not, they're not really thinking of your hunger bubble there. That's like an outline. What does, I wonder what the sandwich looks like after?

Oh, look at this. Okay, here's an example of using the, oh, I love that. No, you don't, it's not that you what the sandwich looks like after oh look at this okay? Here's an example of using the oh I love that No, you don't it's not that you cut the sandwich you just cut the bread and then it looks like a it looks like a lion's that don't use And which Oh, isn't that adorable? Yeah, I'm bored of this now Okay, let's move on from lunch-cating because now I'm thinking there's like a whole industry I've missed like there's such a life I could have gone into. I could have been like coming up with shapes for sandwiches this whole time.

Like what the fuck have I been doing with my life? You know, they need better counselors in school when they say like, what are you gonna be as an adult? You know, and then they ask you questions and they tell you what you'd want to be. I feel like if mine was worth it, damn, they wouldn't know. I should be a lunch cutter. You know what? Like lunch cutting is actually should be embraced by the gay community because it's really a low carb way to approach lunch because you're literally cutting out bread

from your sandwich, but you're doing it in a way that's fun. But you're still eating the carb. Well, but you're not eating as many carbs. No, we've, in the gay community, we embrace lunch skipping. Okay. Oh, I'm gonna say that way. Yeah, just full. So, Madison, we'll see you're cleaning. Gary's tickling. Daisy's chin. Bonnie's hugging everybody. Goodbye. And she's like, call in, look after her. I don't fight. She are better than that. And just remember, Daisy's always going to be classier than yeah. And Daisy's like, wow, Bonny's such a hurricane!

She was a party, a party in a glass. She was a hurricane. She was a hurricane that came through the parts of all three crew, which was kind of amazing that this boat is still standing, considering that the slightest breeze causes it to break down. So anyway, she's pretty spot on with my her analysis with me and Gara, but my relationship with Colin is very different and Full of sexual and alive chemistry. He's direct. He knows what he likes and I think his calm nature is very attractive

You know Ronnie, I think you're on to something. I think this is this is the sort of The words you use when you're trying to convince yourself that you're This person she's just not into him. You know, I think she's trying to force it because Colin is so nice and he is so cute and anybody with a brain can see that and see it's like, why is Colin single? What's the deal with Colin? But, you know, if you're not into it, you're not into it.

You know, let me do. Can't make it happen. Can you do, okay? So Gary is talking to Colin now and he's like, did you get hit on last night with Daisy? And Colin's like, no, we just kissed. And he's like, show me, show. Ha!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! And Lucy is telling Daisy that they told Bonnie to kiss the boy that she fancied in the van and she says,

And Chase was like, hair like this and then she turned around and made it out with Alex and he was hop rock on. Daisy's like, that's too bad. So, hey, time for a preference sheet meeting. So, guess what? That we have a new charter full of gaze and all of their names do not sound real. I looked at their names on the preference sheet. Okay, these are their names. Rob Thunderberg, Madison Stutz, Wichlif Shrieve, James Devorek. These are these these were generated by a chat GPT. I'm telling you, these are not real names. So were these people actually, which is funny because I didn't believe any of the people either. I was like, where did they find these people? I feel like these people are playing bears. They're like, oh my god, let's do a movie about gay bears. Okay. It like from Palm Springs or

whatever. And they just gassed it. I mean, they show up in full rainbow attire bleach blonde, like little hair. I mean, it's just like something from a movie, you know, they are, they are, they're in it. They have rainbows all over everything. And they just have these wacky wacky names. I mean, Rob Funderberg. Rob Madden's. That's the best.

I mean, that is 80s, but this is all 80s for names. If you're like chat GPT, please cast below deck with Where they were where are they now 80s porn stars and it's like Rob fun to stroke You know Brian was sitting there Brian the primary was sitting there with the clip board and was like, okay everyone We're going on below deck. We're creating new names and new identities for each other. Okay, Rob What would you like to be named Rob? He's like, what, how about Rob Thunder? Now, how about Rob Thunder, Thunder, Thunder Burke, Rob Thunder Burke? All right, fine, whatever you wanna do.

I'll tag it. So these people sound like the worst fucking people of all time, okay? They are set up to be just fucking terrible. And I cringed, of course, what you're supposed to, because we were set up to on the show. But I was like, these are gonna be the worst.

Why are they doing this to us? Why? Brian has turned in three pages on himself. Just a bio of himself. His picture is like a headshot from the 80s. It's like a clown's eye shot. It's like Heather DeBros headshot. He's like, and he has, he's wearing a shirt

that has little pizzas on it. It's like a very wacky community theater headshot, right? Like it's like, and now playing the playing the lead in blife spirits. Wasn't that play? Blife. Blife. What's that play? Blife, Dan or spirit. It's when Blife, Dan or dies and she's just still disapproving of Gwyneth all over her house, just walking around going to the dinocandals. Good for you, honey. So his part of his bio or part of his preference sheet says, I don't expect the chef to be as first an international cuisine as I am So I ask that they not attempt to provide me any dishes from outside their wheelhouse.

Gary goes, me, oh Yeah, I was like excuse me. The guy in the pizza shirt is making this kind of saying that he's well versed in international cuisine. I think not. I mean, he just comes off as awful and he wants 10 course meals for every meal and they want a pride dinner where every single course is a color of the rainbow. And they want, I mean, they just sound horrible and he's like, oh, and they want his toilet paper to be folded into roses one day and sailboats the next day. I was like, this guy is gonna be terrible.

And then his picture is like a wacky comedy headshot. I hate this fucking person. I fucking hate this. I quit this shot. And on top of that, we had seen in the trailer that there was going to be a charter of gay people who are terrible, who are just like Glenn has to yell at them and they're just sort of yelling at each

other. So I was like, here they are. Here they come. So, and then, and then he also says, please understand that I expect my preferences as primary to supersede those of my guests. I was like, who is this lady who's going to be coming on? Oh, and every single thing must be plated. Like, no family style for me, bitches. I was like, oh my God. And so, Alicia's like, this is literally anoint me. And so the captain's like, well, you know, the level of service needs to be five stars.

And we had issues under last charter, so there's no room for mistakes. Can I just, I'm sorry, I can't get past this, but who wants their toilet paper folded into a rose? Every time I see my folded, even toilet paper folded into a triangle, I have to take off the triangle and throw it away. I don't want other people's fingers on the butt.

Unless... Oh, interesting. You know what I mean? That's your fingers on my butt hole. You know what? I'll tell you whose fingers get to go on my butthole. You don't tell me you're going to put your finger. So now you're going to sculpt a rose.

What am I going to shove the rose in my cornhole? Your finger rose? No, what your finger rose in my cornhole? What if it's dead? They're going to find your fingerprints on my cornhole. You're going to go to jail. So make as many fireuses you want to. But eventually you're going to go to jail. So make as many fine roses you want to. But eventually, you're going to be in prison. I don't have preferences about toilet paper

and bellishments, but I do enjoy the triangle. I definitely don't need a rose or a sailboat is, is I don't even know how one does that. I don't even know how they do the rose. Triangle, I mean, I'm down for a triangle because it's easy. You can just pull it, you know, as opposed to like a fresh roll. We have to like find the like this, the area where it's like stuck to it. And if you get it wrong, you wind up taking like two layers in. And then as you pull it, you're pulling two layers at the same time. And it has like a weird like energy to it. So I like the triangle aspect of it. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not too concerned about the finger, the finger touching the triangle. Keep your hands off the, keep your hands off

the cornhole. That's what I say. Oh, also that hotel we just stayed in, I think it was the Boston hotel. They, like what was that a presidential stamp from like the, six, from like the old days, I can't even come up with the time period, but where you had to pour wax down on the envelope, and then you had to stamp the wax seal.

Yes, seal. What was that? Why would they put toilet paper with a stamp like that? on the envelope and then you had to stamp the wax with the seal. What was that? Why would they put toilet paper with a stamp like that? I had to try and rip through the roll of toilet paper. I had to rip through the roll of toilet paper. I wasted like three layers of toilet paper. I was like, by earth, I don't even know if there was a steal there.

I'll tell you where they didn't have a steal or a triangle or anything, basically, hotel versus in Chicago. There, I said it on the main feed. I don't care. I'm calling out that terrible hotel. If you go to Chicago, do not stay at the hotel, versus the day's in, it's a secret day's in. Do not stay there.

It is a shitty, shitty, shitty hotel everyone. Oh, that's a shitty hotel. Oh, so don't be fooled by their cute photos online. Because they have cute photos. Yes, I'm not really that mighty there. Okay, so Gary's like, so it's a nightmare, basically. They're all scared.

So then Lucy is cleaning, and she's cleaning the glass door, and she's like, fucking Tim's face is still on here. Right. Right. God has face has been stuck on there for a day and a half. So now, um,

Daze is calling the provisional, and now it's nighttime, people are winding down, people say some things that are unimportant, so now it's morning, and we have six hours until the charter, lots of cleaning, and Gary starts rubbing Daze's back in the gallery, and he's like,

oh, is everything okay between us Daze? X lovers, and she's like, Oh, is everything okay between us, Daisy? X lovers. And she's like, we're never lovers. And he's like, keeps on hugging on her and being just gross as usual. But he's being extra because he's competing. He's in competition mode. So he's like, look at him.

It's great team is always here, Daisy. I'm just like, why are you touching me? So then Chase and Alex are talking, and they're talking, Chase is like, yeah, Gary works, but he's not working on deck. And then we see Gary all over Daisy and Alex is like, yeah, that dude is chaotic. Gary needs to be more mature.

When your two subordinates are saying we're better off without you, that should be eye opening. Yeah, so that provisions come through. And then Daisy is saying she's feeling the pressure to step it up and give the best service she can because she's on a mission. And then Glenn is like,

is everyone really having great journey? And now the guests are arriving. So these guests are coming down the walkway and I was like, here comes some monsters. Look at these delightful looking monsters with rainbows and very sweet looking people in general. They're still monsters. I believe they're monsters.

They seem like they have to be monsters. I already said them I had their monsters, but they seem so lovely and sweet. Oh my God. That's the thing. Because they come down and I was the same way. I was like, oh my god, this is my internalized homophobia that because I was raised and I was going through it. And I was like, no, like rereading these notes. I was like, no, they set these guys

up to be like gay monsters. Okay. And they were doing it on purpose. I feel like they were gay, baby. They were like gay bash, they were gay bash baiting, I feel like they were gay-bating. They were like gay-bash-bating us. They were, they were debating us. They were debating us. The literal sweetest people, I mean, they look like caribbeaners and they are caribbeaners. They seem like the sweetest guys.

Let me tell you, let me be boring. This is how I guarantee that preference you'd happen. It's like, so what would you like? Hey, would you have any preferences for your toilet paper? Do you want like a rose or a sailboat, a rose or a sailboat? Wait, how about a rose one day and a sailboat the other day? Oh my god, this is wild.

This is crazy. You know, like that's probably how it happened. Like, he demands a rose one day and a sailboat the next day. Or I don't think that he's had many wishes. You know what I mean? Like I don't get the, he doesn't seem snotty ever one time spoiler alert. This whole time he does not seem snotty at all.

And I feel like it's like a genie, it's like you accidentally ran into the genie thing and the genie came out and he's just like give me a wish. You're like I could have a wish and then you just go on for three pages because no one's ever asked Brian, like Brian, what do you want? You know what I mean? And now someone is finally saying,

Brian, what do you want? He's like, what do I want? God, I wish I could have 10 dishes that every meal. That's what I want. You know what I want to never eat it a buffet again. I hope that everything is on its own plate from now on. You know what I would love? A pride flag, but in food form.

I want to eat a pride flag. You know what else I want? I want toilet paper, folded into roses, folded into sailboats. Like this guy's like about to sing a song in the middle of Little Mermaid about the dreams that he wants to achieve, you know. He's thrilled. We made it out to be like this. Fucking monster.

But he's actually lovely. And then when you look back at it, and when he says like, I demand that the chef only cook things that are like in their real house, it's like, he's probably saying like, oh, don't put yourself out. Do what you do. Do what you do, best. I don't want you to have to worry about doing something you don't know how to do. Do what you're comfortable doing. Exactly. So there's a guy in heels and he's like,

I just want to make sure I can't wear these on the boat, right? And I'm like, oh my God, a man in heels. This is hilarious. Yeah, that's how you know that that by the way is some privilege. When you pack a pair of heels, that you're only gonna use for five seconds for a prop joke,

because you know, there's not a lot of space in bags. And you're gonna dedicate some space to giant ass heels in your bag. So you're saying that's like the privilege that you've got. That's like heels are getting. No, that's his bag privilege that he's like, I have enough miles that I can pack. I have enough miles that I can pack.

I have enough status that I can pack. I'm bringing the bigger bag. I can bring a bigger bag and I know I won't have to wait long for it. I thought you meant high heels have a privilege. Like, oh, that's the wall there's high heels being snobby again, just being brought on to where they can't fit on. No, because you know when you're trying to cram everything into carry on, it is like, it is like, you know,

it is like Sophie's choice with every article that goes into your bag. So if you're just bringing on heels for five seconds, but it worked, it was worth it. He made it into the trailer, I think. So then they are getting the yacht tour. And of course, Brian is like, like just blowing over by everything.

He's like, oh my God, chocolate. I love chocolate, I love chocolate. They have chocolates here. Soap in the shape of a swan. By the way, this week's Dwell Hello, our House Hunters podcast is a gay couple in Paduka Kentucky. And I think that we're still doing the gay people

in Paduka because no one talks like this, but we're both like, oh my God, I love this boat. No Brian talked like that. Brian doesn't actually talk like that. Yeah, they were all from North Carolina. Oh, one week for us, all these southern gays. Yeah, no he was fully like chocolate. So he's like, I wish this was closer to the center of town,

but otherwise I'd laugh at it. Oh, so they're like super happy. And then of course, Alicia makes them skewers that have like rainbow fruit on them because these are definitely gays that respond well to rainbows and rainbow branding, etc. They love their pride. And you know, we were just saying at the show we did,

this one of the shows we did this week, that we were like, do people really wear rainbows for Pride still? Because we saw a lot of the Pride parade, but I was like, I don't think I've ever worn a rainbow. I'm a terrible gay, you know, but not these gays. These gays are like, fuck it, we're wearing rainbows on everything. Yeah.

They were embodying the rainbow energy for sure. They were. But it was like the old rainbow. And I feel like it's important to point that out, because I know that there were people that have rainbow energy for sure. They were. But it was like the old rainbow. And I feel like it's important to point that out because I know that there were people that have to be pissed off that all the rainbows were like the standard old rainbow and then there were the new modern rainbows. Exactly. That their rainbows did not include the colors for trends and did not have the black and

brown stripes, etc. But you know, like the flag has new shapes. It has new colors. It has. and did not have the black and brown stripes, et cetera, but I don't know. I'm like the flag has new shapes, it has new colors, it has new, the whole new flag. The whole new flag, but you know, high flying flag. You know, baby steps.

Baby steps. Baby steps, yeah. Baby steps. So they're getting ready to heal, guys. The sales are going up. Everybody's excited. Daisy, Daisy, watch out. Hey, drawers get prepared to open and closing in.

We're about to heal. And they heal hard, so the boat's pretty much just like on its side. It's just like floating down the ocean, just like the sails are just touching the water. And everything's falling out, everything, and he's like, it's so fucking unnecessary. And he's just like, fuck me. And the drawer, the, the, the, it heels so hard that the, you know, I'm always talking about how every week the drawer comes sliding out in the bedroom.

The drawer not only slides out, it actually just leaves its entire housing. It just like falls out onto the floor. Yeah, yeah, it really does. Um, so then Brian's like, Oh, show us what you got girl. They're beating that other boat over there. It's beating us calling. Don't let them get past us. And so they're like, we're racing now. So everybody keeps saying they're racing. Yeah, the captain's like, the cheering on top is my job is to impress the guests. And then one of the

guys goes, you know, the best way to win a race. Don't tell the other people you're even racing. I'm like, yes, I love that attitude. I love work. So they're racing with the other boat without telling them. So the race concludes. Yeah, I'm not sure the other boat knew it was a race to be honest. I think that was so funny.

They're like, we won. But the other boat wasn't even trying. You know, so now like, we won. But the other bout wasn't even trying, you know. So now the sales go down. It's time to do some water sports. And the Gays are all frolicking in the water. And then at one point, I think it was Brian. He puts on like a tube that has a little unicorn on it.

It's like half deflated. And Gary, she's and goes, oh, no, you didn't. And Brian goes, yes, I did. And he goes, oh, well, it's a little flippy. And Brian goes, Oh, no, you didn't. And Brian goes, yes, I did. And he goes, oh, well, it's a little floppy. And Brian goes, well, Jerry, after a certain age, that happens. And I was like, I love that Brian just called Gary Jerry. Yeah.

Totally disregards him, basically. And then the Ronnie Gay, there's like a bald, like, kind of uncle-faster gay there. And his name is Wycliffe. And they love to put Wyliff's name on the screen because every time he comes on screen They're like Wikliff. Oh, you heard it right Wikliff We did against you didn't know he's from this Wikliff Wikliff

He's like I'll have someone I want a boy scurvy I love that and then what's curvy. I love that. And then Brian is back from the water. He's like climbing on the naughty boy. So he starts doing like the Vicki Gunvelson fake clumsiness thing or he's like, oh, he's like, I can't even get up onto my feet.

Right now I need some help. Please, he's just tumbling around on the water. It's bouncy. Mm. So one of the guys goes, I wonder what the chef is doing right now. And Brian goes, oh wonder what the chef is doing right now. Bringers, oh, she's got a 10-course meal. The not honey, she's busy.

Yeah, you little asshole. So then, Elise is like, I've done 10-course meals before and they've always been amazing. This is like the least time I've had to do something like this though. I mean, generally, you have days. It's a challenge, but, you know, definitely is like the least time I've had to do something like this though. I mean, generally you have days. It's a challenge, but you know, definitely it's one that's like, I'm asleep now, okay? You can't go from like 10 days having the time

of their lives to Alicia, talking nonstop about nothing. Cut her, cut. Yeah, we don't need 10 courses of explanation. So then Collins, asking Gary how things are going with Mads and he's like, well, there are a lot. Nothing amazing. She only really wants me when she's drunk. Oh poor Gary. Poor Gary who I believe did that literally to Ashley all last season. And so Clint Collins like, what the, that week's he raw and he goes, well, I don't know at the

end of the day. Mads leaves after the season and then this always happens, Paul Gary left alone. Well how do you feel about the whole day, Z thing? I'm quite happy for you guys, I mean you're my friend, she's my friend both of you are well, but I'm a little bit over that to me. And he's like, but you don't have any feelings there. No, I mean I thought I did, but you know,

I'm actually hip-hier, it's friends with Daisy. Right, I'm going to go, oh, well, when did you figure that out? I think it's pretty much the beginning of the season. Like, when we hooked up, I was like, okay, I don't see you, anyway, I won't see you anyway. But then it's like, let's see what happens between me and Daisy and I, the season. And it's like, you're such a teach bag. Because like you told me, I asked you when you said like, no, nothing was going on. He's like, so you came into the season wanting something is like, oh, no, no, no, no, not wanting something. You just wanted to see if anything would happen. Which is very different.

I mean, it's like, but I asked you about that. And he was, well, I was in sure about it. And cons like Gary has contradicted himself so many times this season that it's beginning I'm beginning to believe what he say it's hard to believe now what he says and then we see cuts of Gary just lying over and over again You know, and he's like he'll always be my friend, but I'm realizing he's one of those guys I just can't trust completely. Oh really? Now you're realizing it after watching him fuck people over a year after year. It slightly happens to you and now you realize it. Well, that's what you get for being friends with people like that and egging that on

because it eventually always comes down to fucking you over the same way, sir. Yeah. Shit people or shit people? They're not just shit people to you. Yep. So, yeah, he's like, well, how I live in work on a yacht. Like, how do I know it's the right one? Because it's like a

fairy tale we're living in and get cons like, yes, it's confusing. So it's like the beat is like maybe the first act of Cinderella. I don't know any other fairy tale where people are forced to like scrape this much shit off of toilets. But okay, I'll go with you. I know I'm waiting for the magic and the whimsy to kick in. It's like literally like, it's a fairy tale, but like, let's go deeper with a rumpel still skin. Let's see what his life is like.

It's only got tragic and flimsy. So we go to decorating for dinner and Chase is helping out Alicia of course. And she's like, what you could do for me is read out the menu to me. And he does and I refuse to write it down. Sorry, I did not. I don't really read any. I stopped taking notes on dishes really, unless they look really good.

So the first thing that comes out though is in the Moose Boosh and Superion goes, I love in a Moose Boosh, I love being a Moose. And then the other guy is like, especially in your Boosh. And they're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I love being amused and then the other guy is like especially in your booth It's like I love them There's a fried olive that I definitely do mention that there is a fried olive and then well These are interesting just to see what she does with all the different courses So she does a I said I was gonna not write it down

But then once she served on my bed because because I was like, I wanna see. So the first one was a gazpacho. The next one is a fried olive, and it's stuffed with pork and beef, and a beetroot ketchup. Yeah. And then Chase is helping Alicia and Gary comes in. He goes, oh, hey, Gary, I hurt my back.

Carrying the team. And then a squash blossom goes up next next and Brian gets very excited about this. He's like, is it a squash blossom? Is it a squash blossom? It's a flower blossom. Oh, Angie stuffed it. Oh my god, I could cry right now. Stuffed with lemon ricotta, delicious.

And then, um, thank you for painting the full picture. I mean to say it because it just does not sound amazing. God, I love a lemon ricotta and a squash blossom. Come on. So then listen, I've been so mean to Alicia for no reason. Like she's literally done nothing to anybody ever. She's the nicest person ever. I'm like, fuck her, fire her.

So at least got to compliment the lemon ricotta and a squash blossom when I see it. Yeah. So Glenn is noticing that the interior seems to be really stepping So at least got to compliment the lemon ricotta and a squash blossom when I see it. Yeah. So, Glenn is noticing that the interior seems to be really stepping up, so he's really proud of them. And Alex is in his room watching a video about Tantric Breathing and how it affects male orgasms.

Tantric breathing is the way to master multiple male orgasms. And then Gary's talking to Mads. Like, would I just want you to know? I think you're an amazing person. Blah, blah, blah. And he like tries these like kissing on her face. And Mads like, what's happening here? What's going on?

And then Gary starts talking about like, yeah, but remember when you kissed me that first night? Because you kissed me. And then Chase is like, what are you talking about on that first not? She kissed me. You weren't even here, which is a great. It's great insult to Gary to know he came here. He showed up second on the Madison train. And Gary is like, oh, yes, and she needed better. So she kissed me. And Matt's go too far wanted to upgrade

I would have kissed Alex and everyone groans and Gary's like I can't believe she was said that man. It's like literally such a benign. It's like a I don't know why I was shocking to anyone, especially given her personality. Of course she was going to say that at some point. And he's like whoa Ruthless. So he like stomps off and he's just with con he was that was Ruth's bro. I'm a hunt. I'm offended 100%. Yeah, like I could take a joke, but I I don't think she meant that in a joking Rape.

She didn't, but how is it any different from you from her admitting she wants Alex to you while you're still publicly all over Daisy and trying to make out a Daisy enforcing kisses on Daisy like exactly fucking hypocrite I love that you don't want to be embarrassed about being a dirtbag. Don't be a dirtbag Yeah, so some Madison tells Daisy what you get off the hoover's back then you know So that's tells Daisy and he's like, oh that's what I mean. That's actually something I would get upset about Shut up Daisy mean that's actually something I would cut up shut about shut up daisy Matt's like it was just a joke so then Colin and Gary uh Colin's like so she thinks she likes Alex and he's like they both been into each other since day one well then what didn't she hook up with him he's like I have no idea what's

going on is it being brushed under the rug because of me is it karma yes it is I need to look at myself introspectively. Yeah, because you're the boss. And he can't just come in on his bottom. It's not like you don't know that. You're so gross. You guys are so lucky there's no HR in Sardinia. This show.

I feel like this is why this one goes so far away from everything. They just go to countries they They know there's no HR They just are in yeah exactly so content so just a little bit so easy and I go I'm fucking over there's blah blah And that is the end of the episode And then let's just get crazier the next episode which we will also be recapping shortly after this one Thanks for listening and tomorrow with catch you on the next one. Bye for a while. Watch what crap ends with like to think it's premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King.

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