Watch What Crappens - Below Deck: The Dingaling Mother's Circus

Episode Date: December 7, 2017

Below Deck ends its season with a full on circus. Will Kate finally find a way to shut Jen up? This week's bonus episode is a convo about Ben's bday, Ronnie's trip to the desert, and a minicap of Married to Medicine. To hear it, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to NYC, Boston, DC, and Houston! Tickets on sale Friday at 10AM. Find links at watchwhatcrappens.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hello and welcome to Watch What Grapins, the podcast about all that crap we'd love to talk about on Yeo Bros. I'm Ronnie Karram from Trash Talk TV, and the Rose Pricks Bachelor podcast, which is coming back soon. And here I am with my little bestie, a year older, five years younger in the face, Ben Mandelker, the B-side vlog in the Banner Blender. Hello, Bing.

Oh, hi. Thank you for, thank you for aging down my face. Thank you for giving me a little treatment, giving me some spiritual fillers and Botox. Ben, who's healthy, drinks water, is positive. It works. Those things work, guys. I'm trying my best.

I'm trying, you know. It's hard. This is a week after I wake up my birthstime. I'll wake up your birthstime. We had the beginning of Vanderpump rules, which is a huge gift and the ending of Bolognick. I know. I know.

It's been, I know. It's a cycle of life, but we have other, we have other life cycle announcements to make. This has been our, this has been our December of live show announcements, right? So we decided just to throw more junk into the live show machine. We were added two new shows. And they are both back in Chicago.

We're going back to Chicago. Doing two more Chicago shows just like we did last time in early show on a late show. At the same place. So many shows. shows just like we did last time in early show and a late show. At the same place. We've got a ton of shows and a bunch of them are going on sale all at the same time Friday, Friday morning, this Friday. Yep. Yeah. Chicago shows on May 9th.

It's in May. Isn't that crazy? We're like doing booking shows in May. This is absurd. So I'm going to be alive in May. Well, I hope so because you got a live show to do in May. This is absurd. I don't even know if I'm going to be alive in May. Okay. Well, I hope so because you've got a live show to do in May now. So for those of you keeping track at home, these are the shows that are going on sale this Friday. We have our second DC show, our New York City show at the Bowery.

Two Chicago shows. And I think that's it for now but guess what we're gonna be announcing something else tomorrow so there's gonna be another city going on sale on Friday so it's just Friday is gonna it's this is basically our Black Friday it's happening and Houston is still on sale for March so go get those tickets yeah we we have finally crossed the tipping point where there are More take more tickets that have been sold than there are those that are available, so Guys the tipping point I read that but I

Did I get every time after I read it by the way to anyone wondering? Yeah, we got everything everybody. Thank you for Coming to these shows. We were doing them. We had so much fun. And that's why we're just planning 18 million shows now. We are. Well, everyone has been really fun and has had an own cool thing. You never know who's going to show up or what's going to happen.

We just we have so much fun. It's so fun when people get to meet each other, when we get to meet people. And everyone just everyone just has a good time and talks bravo and We love it. We love it. We love it. We love it. it's going to be Chicago, New York, and a second DC show. And there will be yet another announcement tomorrow for a fourth city. That's going to be at once with crappens.com where you can find all the ticket links. I'm looking at it to see all the dates because of course I have no memory.

And one of the pictures that slides by is Jeff Lewis laughing and his mouth is just wide open. He's like, baaaah! And it made me smile. See, you never know, guys. You never know what might happen on our shows. Jeff Lewis may actually laugh at your joke. What? I think that was like the one time and someone got a picture. You never know what might happen on our shows. Jeff Lewis may actually laugh at your joke. Once. I think that was like the one time and someone got a picture.

So thank you. Thank you. I'm just kidding. Everybody, let's celebrate the end of this season. Of below dick. Let's do it. By the way, is there too much noise outside my window? Is it bothering you?

Do I have to close my window? Because it's getting hot in here. Where are you going to ask Holly Wood to be quieter? Because it won't do I have to close my window because it's getting hot in here so are you gonna ask Holly would to be quieter? It won't I've tried it I watched out this street today. I was walking Bueller and there was a weave like a ripped out weave on the ground It's like this neighborhood. I love it. It has it. It was a Monday night Someone got in a fight and ripped someone's weave out on a Monday night. Love you all would love it It happens sometimes, it happens.

So previously this season on Below Dick. God damn it! Get the goddamn, goddamn, damn, damn, sell up morons idiots! God damn it! That's all I really cared about in the previouslies. Yeah. Well, it that pretty much sums it up.

A very green crude just bothering captainly at every turn. So we start with Kyle and Kate. They're still having their talk while Kate is like, what is she doing? Like putting together balloon, I don't know which is some circus prep. It's some sort of like carnival champagne fight with a, I don't know, with a layer of doucheyness,

but she's sitting there making balloon animals on a champagne tower and just losing her mind. And last thing she needs to deal with is Kyle, but that's what she's dealing with at this moment. He's like, I feel like you've been fun with me, actually. Trying to turn it around. And she's like, well, it's because you come in here, you haven't been here, you're here a day, and you start criticizing me.

And then after you tell me about my feelings, tell me about, you tell me about how much I suck. Okay. So lay down on the couch and just tell Dr. Kate. Dr. And he would be the best fucking shrink ever. I'm so depressed. My husband isn't paying attention to me. I'm barely paying attention to you. Yeah, I think that'd be a great talk show, Dr. Kate.

You know, like, just take over Dr. Phil's, you just stand there and nod and say, no, did you think about how much you would injure your family before you went on your cook bench? No? Okay. Maybe think about that in the future. This has been Dr. Kate. It's like a two minute show.

Or turning it around to how it affects her. Dr., Dr. Kate, you know, I don't know if I should break up with this guy. I don't know if I'm being treated right. Do I deserve more? Do you know how much it hurts me that I went to college to do this? And I have to listen to this. Thanks. Thanks for that.

Before she just assigns them tasks, she'll just be like, so basically I lost my family and I lost my best friends all to my drinking habit, but I don't think it was my fault. I think they should be supporting me. Hmm. Now could you just go downstairs and do the laundry? Thanks so much. Oh, okay.

Okay. I guess I could do that. I'm afraid I have a deadly disease. Well you need to learn how to fold the toilet paper into a diamond. Okay. How about that? Or do I have to do that too? I could do what I want. It's that too? I could do what I want.

It's my life. I could do what I want. And I don't care what my mom says. Great. Okay. You can go to sleep now because you'll be up for the early shift tomorrow. Huh? What early shift? Great. Thanks so much. So this session of Dr. Kate ends as all sessions with Dr. Kate should with the patient admitting that they're wrong in apologizing Would not be great if therapy was like that all right It's all my fault for taking it too seriously. Thanks, Dr Now I just lost another patient Yeah, he colleges goes aweshoed better than to sleep in a new in the cream mask couch

Okay, okay, and he goes thank you now help me please go get into your clown costume. Be super cheerful and now happy. Thanks. So the chef is like, oh, oh, hey, there are how do you do to do? Tim, this guy Tim just likes looking at cool shit. So tonight, I'm going to make some cool shit. And then we see him making oysters, lobsters and shrimp. Yeah. Okay. Is the cool part, the exoskeletons? It's a deconstructed lobster. Basically, it was deconstructed from its life, and now here it is. I really think that fish that have armor as their skin are really cool. So we're going do that tonight. It's gonna be cool tonight. So Bri, Brianna and Nico are talking and you know Brianna does not know that she's about to get dumped by the end of the episode. So she's saying all these things like, you know, it's funny.

We are like a marriage. We argue. We love each other. It's a beautiful mess. And Nico's like, yeah, we're like a marriage except, you know, I don't want to be an a beautiful mess. And Nico's like, yeah, we're like a marriage, except, you know, I don't want to be an a marriage deal. Deep down, I know we're going nowhere. And I sent Melissa a text two days ago. So is your I message working? I don't know how we're gonna have this talk. Nico has now changed this party line to everything,

being like talking to Melissa, I realize how much I've messed up and what an asshole I've been, and I just want to go back and fix it. And it's like everything, like someone gives him a peanut butter jar. He's like, looking at this peanut butter jar, I realize how much I've messed up and how I want to go back to Chicago

and fix things with Melissa. Watching Baker shammy the deck, God, it made me realize I want to be a better person. So Tim is like, hey, Wi-Fi, we need Wi-Fi, shut up. So Kate's like, can we set the table now, Mr. Sykes? Or is there some kind of magic trick you'd like to do on a water vehicle? Okay. She's like, for a guy, it's like his bar mitzvah all over again.

I just want to throw Nichols at his head. So she makes Niko take them on a lengthy tour of the bottom of the boat, the below deck, if you will. So she has time to set up her circus. She's like, just do it. He's like, what am I going to show him? Just make it sound great. Okay. Go. Yeah. So he literally takes him down to like where they're sleeping and where it was like rags and moldy. Who knows what and and they're like they love it. They're like whoa Whoa, this is your bad cool That is where Bruno looked at his scratch for five hours

Over there where is where Baker goes to sleep and says whoa man This puddle right here is from Bruno's tears from when he was tired in the bathroom. They never evaporated. That gigantic container up there is a protein shake and it makes the whole blow dex smell. So thanks for coming down guys. These two first for universal studios, these are for Jen. She will be taking her daughter to Universal Studios and she accidentally brought the tickets onto the boat. So she requests the no one touched them so that way she does not let down her sweet daughter. I would show you where we keep the oranges,

but we're keeping that a secret from Jen. So, sorry. We tell her the oranges, talk about her when she's not there like Toy Story, which is why she can never find them. So Baker and Kyle, we just it's just a time you little thing that she's like, hey, look at that Kyle, you're making balloons, where's your learn balloon making? He's like, canny. Funny. So Ken's like, okay, Jen, here's some balloons, blow them up and don't suck

the helium. Oh, Jen's like, what? I'm doing something for you guys, so let me do it. I didn't suck up any of the helium. I'm too late. All right, Jen in that case just keep breathing in the helium. So then like the tour is the downstairs is over. So Nico's like, what do I do next? And he's like, I don't know. Show them the toilet upstairs. He's like, okay, this is what we call our our do our our poo depu. And like, oh, awesome, man.

Star Wars, we can watch that if we had Wi-Fi. Do you have Wi-Fi? It's like a shut up. And at this point, by the way, the champagne tower has been relegated down to Priyatta, because apparently no one can make a champagne tower, because it's just getting passed around. Yeah, and it looked like it was in trouble.

That champagne tower is like, wobble, wobble. Do you guys have glucaons? Get some glucaons or some clear velcro, something. Then my favorite part is that they played the summer house Yesong. You know all about Yesong? Something like that. I recognize it when it comes home. Because, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's my favorite jam. One job that's never on the market these days, lyricist. Like, say, yeah, or say no, whichever, or just say girl a lot, whatever. Or make a proclamation about something that someone wants you to do, but you won't do it because you're a girl. Like, you want me to pick up that pen, but I'm not picking it up because I'm a girl. God, I miss those ladies of London songs. Yeah. but at least they're trying with this. Yeah, yeah So Kate is like, okay, I told the mind to shut her mouth So let them know that they can all freshen up before the next meal. I'm like freshen up. Have you seen this crew? I'm gonna freshen up

They're probably gonna just jump in the pool to pee They're a version of freshening up and spitting each other with binaka. Is that all spiced bro? Do we have wifi? So Kyle is talking to Nico about Kate. Kyle's like I don't understand it. Get in our friends last season. I know she's being real mean to me and I don't get it. I don't get that.

Well I can't just come on for the less turtle when she's stressed up to her eyeballs and say, oh, okay, you got to fix everything you're doing. I understand why she's mad at me, bro. And he goes, yeah. And he goes, yeah. And he goes, yeah. And he goes, yeah, man, that's just the way she is. You know, like if anything, one thing you got to take away from it

is that I really messed up and I got to go back to Chicago to make it right. But that has nothing to do with what I'm talking about. You're right. I really messed up about messing up, huh? I better go back to Chicago to fix messing up. You should have come in with like a you should have come in with a good story like you did last time. Like you can't say I'm dating a semi insane transgender woman and I was a go-go boy for fun for drag queens and then come in here with nothing. Like, you got to top the first story. Also, I've learned to be a better person.

So if you could just tell the next person that you see. I've learned to be less of an asshole. Listen, Kyle, the great way thing, that was great. That's a great way to come blazing back. But you know, getting mad because Kate doesn't like you, we've seen it before. Everyone goes through it. It's just a little late.

You want to play a game of telephone? I realized that I've been a bad person and I'm working on it. So then we get a little scene of Jen and Baker. And I didn't even understand this, because Jen isn in full on Wining mode. All she has to do is be a mom. It's like something black and white face makeup, you know It's like the easiest thing ever, but she's like, oh, I can't find a makeup there. And they're just like Jen is a day late and a dada shortman. It's like what?

Even responding to Have you just had that one stored up and you know it's near the end like what? Even responding to. Have you just had that one stored up and you know it's near the end? Like what the hell? What was the name of that famous mime? I feel like that. I'm not saying my soul. Yeah, I've got to say that's like such a baker. My name dude, you know, because she's always like, what's cracklacking? Massa, Massa. Massa, Massupio, Masoso, Masika! I was in Paris when Marcel Marso died and I felt like it was like...

The streets had never been so quiet. The weight of your annoyance. The moment of silence takes on a real different meaning in Paris. Everyone's like miming crying. The weight, everyone's like in the street, funny their fingers down there cheeks. The weight of your dis approval,

wait, what am I trying to say? The weight of your dismay. Dismay. Yeah, the weight of your disdain with the last straw from our cell massa. Fun fact, that was also the same power strip where I was on the same flight with Vicki Gumbelsen. That's right, Vicki Gumbel.

I've mentioned this every no and then, but I feel like it's a fact that needs to be dug up. And it has no bearing on anything, but Vicki Gumbelson, Tammy Nickerbacher and I all shake her on a plane to Paris once. Did she mind a woohoo? She's like, she's like, Marcel Marhoul. Okay, someone died. Say something. You're not going to get a job. You don't say something. You're not gonna get a job if you don't say something.

What's that box? It's wrong. Here's what you need. Guy, guy, trying to push the air away. Get a job. Trying to push the air away. The glass box. Anywho.

So, yeah, Jen's trying to figure out my makeup, which is probably the easiest makeup anyone could ever do. And over at the table, Timothy Sykes is pondering cinema, saying things like, is not Gaddaka a crazy, beautiful movie? And I was like, you know what, Timothy Sykes? I actually agree with you. And I'm really glad that someone else has mentioned

that on a national platform. Thank you, thank you. Gaddaka. I like that he just has these little things ready to bring out for dinner, you know. So Matt, hey, let me, let me look at my notebook. Gatica, haven't gotten to that one yet. Have we talked about Wi-Fi?

Gatica is a great movie. So Matt in his ongoing pursuit of cooking some shit that just looks super cool and is just like really up on guard, he puts out steak on a cauliflower mash. He's like, well, the steak didn't come with a protective shell, but what can you do? It's still cool. I matched up some cauliflower guys. He had to leave kale off of one plate.

Timothy is playing off Timothy. And he's like, Gatica, Wi-Fi, I don't got kale, do I? I love these huge tests that he's setting up for everybody. You remember that I don't like kale, do I? I love these huge tests that he's setting up for everybody. You remember that I don't like kale, right? I like that you just gave him Adam voice from Below Deck Med. Sometimes I just get so annoyed, you know? And that wasn't really Adam's voice either. That's just my annoying asshole voice.

Okay. Meanwhile, Jen is still changing, still trying to figure out her mind makeup, you know, cause she's like doing her hair and everything, cause Kate had told everyone, okay, you have 10 minutes to change and then that's it, we need to be on service because we gotta do this whole party, whatever.

And Jen hasn't changed. And so there's these fireworks that are beginning going off at like 9.30 and there's gonna be a frog rod to serve, but the dessert can't go out until the plates come back. And Jen is there to clear the plates cause she's trying be a frog rod dessert, but the dessert can't go out until the plates come back and Jen is there to clear The plates because you're trying to figure out my makeup. It's a giant cluster fuck. It's great. It's almost as offensive It's putting a fork and Kyle sauce. He's like, it does that fucking try to Thought you shit out. Okay, you're too mad about the mine. Yeah, yeah, no one gets this mad about a mine

But it does give Tim time to say something really do she like Wouldn't it be cool if we found out past lives existed and every successful person was named at one point Tim Well, that would mean that they eventually progressed past that so I don't know Tim so Baker is telling kids like well, I don't hear the mind, which is good I guess she's doing her job Oh, no, she's not here, bro. Jen is taking a hot minute. Yeah, mine Deo Deo

So their dessert is fwagraw, which we all know how I feel about that not okay But because you don't like fwagraw, you don't like something like that for dessert. It's just like duck liver for dessert I don't like it at all, but you know I won't get into an argument about it because I understand that people have their choices to make a life Okay, I respect that. I like you the emotional journey you're going on. Thank you. I felt it I was like for dessert. I'm so tormented. I'm into it So Kate's like, Jen, Jen, Jen, I'm stopped mimeing curling your hair, please. And get up here. She's like, oh, I'm just going to go out there looking like an idiot. I was like, yes, that's why she made you

a mime like, what are you missing? Kate, I've been trying to come up stairs, but these stairs aren't real stairs, Kate. I'm m miming coming up an escalator, but it's not movie. I think I'm stuck in my my my my my escalator elevator. Why are you setting me up for failure? My escalator doesn't work. So the plates aren't cleared and the chefs like, whoa, I've got dessert. What am I going to do? So he clears some plates and you know, that is mortifying for someone like, hey, you know. Right. So who is already wearing a little monkey,

like casually strewn about her waist. Yeah, she's like, Oh, Captain, you've got to see this. And then she puts a monkey around her neck. Well, then eventually she like Kate goes and fetches Jen and it's like, OK, you're going to come with me and clear and you're not going to say anything because that's funny. Okay, I just like, but then Jen really got into it. She's miming like smiling. She'll point at her smile like, look, I'm miming smiling.

Jen, we see it, okay? Miming a smile is smiling. Yes. So let's see, Chef DeKyle. The other guy. The fireworks then start to go off. So eventually this whole disaster is averted fireworks go off.

And after the fireworks, that means it's time to get put on some goggles, because it's time for the good old-fashioned champagne fight. Yes, and Kate's really excited that it's almost over. She's like, I've got it all set up finally I can exhale It's all downhill from here which sounds so negative only Kate could make that a really positive Saying yeah, you know, it's funny because I have a friend who was like why is that expression? It's all downhill from here Why is that a bad thing isn't going downhill easier and nicer?

It is I think I said that. Oh you probably were the one. Because I've, well, let me say I've felt it. I've felt it. Do you hear the garbage truck outside? I do. Yeah, it's cleaning up last night's champagne pipe that we had on the sidewalk. Jen, could you please just mine cleaning the street?

That'd be great. You know what? You know what? Garbage man? I've made mistakes. I need to go back to Chicago. I'm a better person now. Stop being such a bad manager garbage truck. So the champagne fight starts and Tim really is an asshole that this is what he requests. It's just like fuck up everything, make the biggest mess ever, and make the hard workers work hard, or but they do. And the captain, the captain comes to watch and he's like, Mr. Sykes, stands up better chance of seeing God twice in the next 30 seconds before sprayin' me with champagne. Some of my mates. I'll run him over like a god damn tiny little sailboat of its path

in the water. I have a hurry enough time with salty windows. I think I feel about champagne on my lapel. There's champagne on the windows. God damn it. So, uh, so they have this champagne fight and then they're cleaning up. I just, I don't know why I don't have this. Should I do? I just think that like Kate is innately hilarious and everything she does. She goes, Jen, I need all the trash bags you can find. Trash bags, no talking, Jen.

So Nico's in bed, like, cameras, you watching me because I'm stressing out about Melissa. Looking at pictures of her online, because I realized that I fucked up completely, and it may suck to tell Brianna that she's gonna be staying in that hotel by herself. But I will tell her, because I'm a better person now, and I'm gonna wait until five minutes before we leave them. I wonder how she'll take it,

because she is so famously emotional about everything. I mean, those mood swings. It's hard to know, hard to predict what sort of tone a voice you'll have. Are you ready to go to the hotel? He's like, damn it. What do I do? She's so needy. Look, I know this might hurt, but please never stop blinking that one chord on that tiny little guitar you have. Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. I can show you the world. Blink, blink, blink, blink. Hey, I think she's playing Firework, which means that she's doing okay. Baby, you're a firework. Come on, let your call his verse. your work. Come on, let your call his verse. I am woman here. me roar. Some say love. It is a bling bling bling.

She's transitions to the rose for no reason. She's all like happy sad. It's like the happiest version of that. She's like bling bling bling bling. happiest version of that ever. She's like, glib, glib, glib, glib, glib, glib, glib, glib, glib, glib, and into my car. Yeah, yeah. So Kate is happy because it's almost over. So she's doing weird things, which make me uncomfortable. She's like, come on guys, I'm not much of a huger, but let's bring it in. Like, what? Who are you? And then then she's like those fireworks were the best of my life even Brianna's playing the song right now Even she was moved so like I can't wait to leave. I'm gonna get due day time and dog time which

You know, that's like my soulmate right there. Yeah, and she's like the guest leaving is better than sex Spent it in Christmas. Christmas, better than Christmas sex, better than Christmas sex with Santa Claus the night before Christmas, before he eats all your cookies. She's so happy. I don't know how to take it. It's weird. It's weird. I was waiting for the, for the, I was waiting for the, the, the other shoe to drop. Well, thankfully, but then I remember they don't wear shoes on the yacht. The other mind dropped.

She dropped the mind. She mind dropping the mic. Yeah, Jen mimed dropping a shoe. Hey Jen, I guess that's my fault. Jen, Jen to the galley, I need you to pick up this mind shoe. Thanks. We also dropped a mic that I need you to sweep up. I don't even see it.

It's mimed. Then we can find the oranges? They're mimed also. I can't find the mime dorses. God, I love this game. Jen, we had another champagne fight, but we did it in mime. Could you come sweep it up? Thank you. So we finally hear from Bruno, who get scenes when he's scratched, apparently. But he's like, I'm sad tomorrow. I like that he's like, reserving his set. Like he's not reserving. Like he's actually making a reservation for sadness tomorrow.

It's very Bruno. I mark it down. Yeah. Tomorrow, I'm going to be sad. I'm prepared to be sad. I can't wait for the matter of to end because it's a camp then we're going to party till the sun comes up party. Hi, mom. I'm a hot.

I tired. I tired with Baker. I Baker tired. But I Baker too. I make it pop. So, uh, Jen is sleeping next morning service, of course. The next morning and Jen has left through it and Kate is like, yeah.

I guess I will do all of the work. I will do it in reverse mind, which means I will actually do it. I will serve, I will wait, I'll take orders, cause Jen is sleeping in. Great, thanks. And while I do that, I will make a new Christmas song. All I want for Christmas is a stew. She did the whole Christmas thing.

All through the house, the stews were sleeping, and it was doing everything in the house. Thanks. Come all ye faithful or at least just do someone help me out. Heart of the jet sleeps in her bed. I don't think we're going to be able to top. All I want for Christmas is to do. So the last day, the nerdy, the cute, youngish nerdy guys, like, can I get a chocolate milkshake? I was like, that's how to break this skinny man.

I love this guy. Yeah, yeah. And you guys have one another, Nico and Bree seen. Let's do it. She's like, it's so sad. We were just getting into the groove and becoming a family. And Nico's like, you know, I know you look at me

and think that I'm just a stud muffin, like with my arms, my jaw, et cetera, but I'm just a stud muffin like with my arms my my jaw is at a ribbit I'm actually a chicken shit when it comes to dumping girls thank god that iOS now has gifts. But and also thank god that these gifts have taught me that I've made a mistake and I just need to go back to Chicago I'm a better man I want to be less of an asshole. So now guess what it's the last docking docking docking docking Nico just wants to be a team player and now not a boss on which means he's probably become a boss and And Brianna meanwhile Brianna is being hilarious. She's she's putting on a new epilets and she's like oh

It is so hard to put on these extra epilets and Jen's like Be considerate I'm right here. That was obnoxious and disrespectful. It's like those are two things just like her stripes Yeah, I remember when you called Baker a whore. That's also obnoxious and disrespectful And Kate's like I know right stripes are heavy aren't they Jen my mate? Why do you think she got that second strike? She learned. Hey, Jen, let me just respectful.

Hey, Jen, try miming lifting up the weight of the stripes. Okay. Jen, you have a second try too. It's just in mine. I felt bad for Tim Sykes here, which is the only time I will ever say that, but they made it look like Tim screwed them on the tip right in the previews And you know that guy didn't getting dogged on Twitter. I haven't looked but I'm assuming Because last week they tried to make it look like they did everything and they still got screwed on tip which right you know

They didn't but Tim's like whoa. This was so cool chef your food was amazing I'm gonna DM you for some recipes. That's great. Look forward to that, Matt. That, uh, and then that, that's the best cauliflower recipe. That's an indictment on Matt's cooking. That like, his recipes can just be DM'd back.

I know he's not even asking for an email address. Well, just that like, the recipes are so simple. It's like, yeah, you're just taking up upside and then you know, mash it. He's like, well, like mash all the flour. Yeah. Oh, because you know, Ben would be like, oh, you know, I'm sorry, ago, but unfortunately my recipe is

out who sophisticated for a common man's kitchen girl. Wait for the book, darling. So like that, wait for the book, Dolan. So like that, wait for the book, Dolan. Maybe I'll be doing a son to get a ball to no blazer. I grew to like Tim mainly because he made a Ramona singer reference as he left. He goes to Captain Lee's like, he's like, Captain Lee, you're like a fine wide. You're getting better with age, which was close. I'm like a fine one. You're getting better with age, which was close. I'm like a fine one. Get better with time.

My wife has about a chance of a snowball in hell of finding out how I taste mother fucker. And then Tim's like, Kate, you can smile. She's like, actually, I can't. I can only mine it. She said it hurts And she's not lying by the way, she is pain for her. She's then she tried she's like, oh see ow So she said well if anyone would like to compliment my circuits extravaganza or my champagne tower or the little balloon Animals or the fireworks that would be cool or we could just insult my face So the guests leave and Kate decides to pop open some champagne with Jen and breeze They can celebrate the end of the season by hashing everything out which is really just Kate's way of being like Okay, this will be great. We can gang up on Jen

which is really just Kate's way of being like, okay, this will be great. We can gang up on Jen. Deserve it, so. I've been waiting for this moment. I'm gonna set a trap. I'm gonna be actually nice and through Jenna for game. Yeah. I'm up here, girls.

What an amazing job. Did anybody want to quit? And I'm like, well, for me, it was frustrating. Cause I felt like I had two bosses, cause like you'd say one thing and then Bri would say another thing and then Orange's were being hidden. Like I double know who did that. You know, am I currently aren't getting applied like it was ridiculous Okay, it's like all right. Let's hear from the person with two epilets. Okay, two stripes. Stripey-two. Stripey square

Okay, what did you what really annoys you what in the world annoys you if you had to pick one thing in the world On that's possibly on this boat and the possibly soon next you what's wrong with you and you know breach your rights with him. I don't want you to finally make a mistake on the last day. Yeah and so that's I think Bruce has on thing like well you know Jan you just take a lot like really long breaks and you sort of are lazy that's basically really annoying you take a long time to get ready. You went to do what to do she's like I told you what to do, but I was just repeating what Kate told you to do. So it's not like I was telling you something different.

And just like, those are my feelings. Don't just count my feelings, because those are my feelings. So, yeah, and like, and like, this one is always saying things. And Breeze like, excuse me, I have a name, and it's Peggy. Don't call me this one. like, uh, excuse me, I have a name and it's Peggy. Don't call me this one. No ballon bot cocoa. Now the brief was like, um, I have a name. It's, uh, it's, you know, it's brief. I thought, by the way, I thought Breeze Bitchflower was going to bloom a lot brighter this season. I thought we started to see it like a long time ago and it never really came

to fruition. I was going to see it in her face and she also did fuck a guy with a girlfriend. So yeah, I guess so. Blaming as much as she can. You know, some flowers are just quiet. Yeah. Yeah. That's about to say. It's like a it's like a non interesting flower.

Yeah, it's like a blue one. It's like a blue one when the wind blows. It just kind of all blows away. You know, you mean a dandelion when it goes to seed. It's not even a flower. It's a weed. Well, what do you mean, it's not even a flower? Well, what do you mean, it's not even a flower? There we go. Okay, there we go.

I was gonna say more like a buttercup. It's nice, it's cute. Like, it's, it means that spring is a ride, but no one's completing buttercups in their, in their flower vases. Kate's like, well, speaking of flowers, you take forever to get ready. Glad I finally got my turn. You're hip and red. You're hip and red. You don't ever let me speak. You take forever to get ready glad I finally got my turn I'm sorry Jen you are still on mind duty you cannot speak during this meeting

Jen mind crying okay Okay, Jen can you mind a waste basket? Okay, I'm gonna put your complaints in your mind waste basket. There we go Here all my complaints look. I've got my palm open. I'm holding all my complaints, but I'm not mimeing I've done nothing wrong She's like oh escalator escalator She's like when does it all of you hurt me get here? She's like you're being rude right now and you're doing it with your actual voice and Jen's like I'm a good worker And she goes yes, yes, I didn't say you weren't. She goes, I'm leaving. And she's like, she just complimented you. It's like for the first time she agreed that you're a good worker.

Don't talk over me. Don't talk over me. I'm leaving. Oh my God. This girl is angry. What's she's doing? She really had something to be angry about this girl. She's nuts. Yeah, she would. Yeah, she is. What did you say is Bruno? What did you say is Bruno? Because you said don't talk over me, don't talk over me. And I said Bruno, did someone say taco? I'm not eating today. Only protein shake, which truly makes no sense, because we don't have like a running joke about Bruno liking tacos. I just thought I'd be, I just imagined Bruno hearing taco over me and hearing tacos. And well, we got a point. Bruno, in this episode somehow, okay, then Bruno came in and he was like my scratch hurt. We've all talked about it. So this is from Jen. Taco. So now we have the tip meeting and they're all got kids ending line which I'm sorry but it was funny because she's like okay Jen go back to your glass house on land because you're

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I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. But so, last house on the app. Well, it's actually kind of funny because that really ties in with the mind theme very well a glass house. I'm in it right now. I can't find the bathroom. So, um, this is by the way our second like extensive mind joke that we've had in a week. They started it Just they started it. They started it. It's not like we're pulling it out of

thin air. Oh, wait, I am pulling things out of thin air. Oh, look at that. Look at that. A mind joke. So it's the tip meeting and they're all assembling. And I, I could only imagine you chuckling one bigger said, Hey, what's crack a lacking? What's crack a lacking? Oh, Hey, what's crackle? I can. What's crackle? I can. Oh, hey, I want Baker to take a job as a hostess like an Applebee's or something. Yeah. Hey, welcome. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Family. What's going to the neighborhood? Happy. Happy. Happy. It's not draggy. It's not right.

I'm moving on. Yeah. You just did a Kate LOL. I don't know where it was in this episode, but Kate actually gave us one of her LOLs. She was like, huh. And she was like her shoulders were going up and down. She's like, huh. Ronnie was hilarious. He texted me. You like, I don't know, like 11 p.m. last night, you're like, oh my god, we finally got a Kate like R.O.F. LOL with a R.O.T.L.F.L.L.F.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L.L, like 11 p.m. last night, you're like, oh my god, we finally got a Kate like

R.O.F. L.O. well with a ROT L.F. L.O. I'm in her floor laughing and I would like I actually believe it and he like sent me a gift I was like, oh my god, like I want to see Kate like cracking up and I pressed it and it was just cake going But her shoulders sake it cracks me up. Okay, so The Baker's put it back in. Captain's like, well, welcome to the last one. Is someone waiting for me to say, God damn it. Look at the fur reason, guys.

So Captain Lee gives Nico a sec. All right, Nico. Because I get, here's the, I'm giving you an envelope. I think this is interesting for you. And Nico's like, wow, I get an envelope. Huh, wow, this is funny because I've made mistakes. And I need to go back back to Chicago to fix them because I'm not an asshole anymore. What's in here? And sure enough, are those combined letters from EJ and Bonesa? For giving me, for being a terrible person? And if I remember, it wasn't there like a commercial break here, like, what's in the envelope?

I think. Yeah. And I was like, why would, why would they do that to us because it's like Are we supposed to expect that Niko got fired? Of course, it's gonna be epilets like what else comes in envelopes on the show Yeah, I'm giving you a plane ticket home, but it's the last episode So it's actually a favor you don't have to pay for your plane ticket home. You're welcome Nico Don't forget to call 24 hours before you're gonna to be in boarding group C. God damn it. Well, I won't be in C because I'm a good person now. No, I couldn't tell if this meant that, I'm being C because it's a good person.

I couldn't tell if this meant that he got another stripe or is a boason, because they never really articulated it, right? I think I'm assuming it means he's a boason. I assume so. I hope that he at it means he's a bowson. So I assume so. I hope that he at least like so's a little e on the back since each I did kind of help train those people. Yeah, I'm I assume it was big because Baker goes, Nicky, Nicky.

This yeah, she just went on a whole crazy rant. She was so happy for him. Nicky, Nicky, Nicky, Nicky, Nicky, Papi, Papi, go, go. We can go. It's easy, easy, we need to talk about it. Nikini. It's easy, easy, easy, we need to make it easy.

We need to make it easy, we need to make it easy. That's not the song, Baker. I'm kind of laughing. So I like to, because the chip wound up being $30,000, which was way higher than anything they've ever had. And Captain Lee gave Bruno a little extra, which is in the form of shade. He goes, all right, Bruno, go buy yourself some band aids. I hope you're going to invest in some health insurance there.

And Bruno's like, oh, $30,000,000 so good. It's like 29,000 more than something that's already pretty good. It's good. I tire too much counting. So now as a special treat must have been because it was the season finale, the producers gave us the Summer House Yeah song again. So I was like, yeah, times two. I was like two thirds the way to a Chris Brown song. I was like, yeah, yeah. I don't know what I'm talking about. I'm crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Hello fresh is amazing. Yeah. And we use it because we love cooking, but sometimes it's like a lot when you're busy. Yeah. Yeah. Like sometimes you want to cook something that's more elevated than Matt's cooking. Like sometimes you want something more than just a Caesar salad. Okay. And hello fresh brings it. Okay. Yeah. Hello fresh offers a

wife variety of chef-curated recipes that change weekly unlike Jen's attitude, which is pretty much the same and should he all the time. I get hello fresh and I never eat the same thing twice. Well sometimes I do because each meal is portioned for two and sometimes if I'm eating alone I'll have to. But most of the time I'll just have one big one which no one would believe by looking at me. Thank you hello fresh. Well hello fresh won't spend all night in kitchen because recipes take only around 30 minutes. So that way you don't get tired while cooking,

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Has anybody found a god damn orange? You know what, I've messed up. I've learned a lot, I've really made mistakes. I need to go back to Chicago. And when I get back to Chicago, I'm gonna make things right by cooking a Hall of Fame recipe such as the juicy Lucy Burger with tomato and onion jam and a regular salad from Olisa,

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Yeah. Yeah. I don't understand why. Okay. It's not okay. It's so mad at me because I should be the one mad at her because she took a fork in my Hello Fresh box. Not right. Not cool. Honestly, guys, we love Hello Fresh. I mean, how many times have to tell my pork chop story? How many times have to tell my cheeseburger story? It's really awesome.

Yeah, I have my neighbors on it now. Everybody's crazy on it. I see those boxes up and down the hole. Yeah, everyone I know who does it loves it. So, you know, don't mind your Hello Fresh. Actually do it. Okay, that's Hello's hello fresh calm promo code Jen could you

Oh, crap in 30 yeah, okay, so Niki Niki Niki leaky I'm pretty sure I've said that a million times. So let's move on here So Brianna is like um so Nico like I'm just gonna get my stuff and get ready like I don't necessarily even need to get it ready but like And then he's like oh good person. I'm a good person. I'm a good person trying to get out of the room She's like well, we have planned something fun, but since the hotel he has been cold. I am not sure what's up Now I don't want to be I don't want to be the person that breaks it I don't want to be the person that breaks it to her. Now, but like, the problem is that Nico is a dude. And I'm not, this is not an excuse if anything, and I think it's an indictment.

But basically, you guys had sex and now he's being cold to you and you don't know what's going on. It's because this is what dudes do when they're being assholes, unfortunately. And I'm not saying that you got him and then he was mean to me I've never heard of that before did you go to high school? Exactly have you ever been around and I'm an asshole But don't worry. He's learned his lesson I think she kind of deserves it for sleeping with someone with a girlfriend

But at the same time, you know, I don't like to see anyone get their feelings hurt Thanks not that she doesn't seem to have a whole lot of them. She's just like you know I don't like to see anyone get their feeling sorry. Thanks for the fall. She doesn't seem to have a whole lot of them. She's just like well I don't understand. I hope he is okay. Plink, plink, plink, plink, plink. So Baker comes out to go out with the whole crew and she is looking hot. She's wearing this like hot evening dress with a slit up the side. She's like well see what happens. Yeah maybe cool beans will be there waiting on the beach, who knows? It's just some actual beans. Maybe there are espresso beans that were left over from this restaurant that had to make

five espresso martinis for this group. That cracks me up every time. Raise your hand. Who wants an espresso martini? Whoever was on that season of Low Deck Med med he started a revolution because ever since then it's a espresso martini's non-stop They've been infiltrated Vanderpump rules and that is the land of you know pump tini's and Vanderpump sang LVP sangria and now that there are espresso martinis There it's like crap grass

It's like crap grass. You want to have a good deadline? like crabgrass. It's like crabgrass. You want to have a jam to line. Yeah. So they're all out of dinner and they literally have nothing to say to each other, which is kind of sad. Like they don't really seem to gel. I think a lot of them is friends. So they have a drink and Nico takes his whole shot and Brianna's like, Oh, I wanted some of that. She, well, he, he chugged the whole espresso, Bartini. Which is supposed to share it. I guess so. I either way, you don't talk about it.

Now, this is how bad the dinner is. We're like, were they supposed to share that martini? Well, they get another one. Will it just be mined? So Nico's like, now I've got espresso and martini in me with the side of I'm a good person now. So I'm ready to talk about Briana for two minutes. I'll be right back.

Call me if the appetizers come. I ordered some calamari. So if they come, just send them over to the table where I'm breaking up with Briana. Oh, shit. I said that part out loud. I've made mistakes. I'm going back to the aisle to fix the mom and ass all spoiler alert. I'm a good person. I just want to be a team player

So he's like so obviously we had fun together and Which is like by the way If you ever want a dead giveaway, you can break up with someone start at the same thing So obviously I really love hanging out with you. Yeah, it's like a template in Microsoft word It's like okay. Is this a birthday card, a flyer, a breakup with some hoe from a boat? Yeah, so he's like, I just need to go home to be with my family and she's like, okay, that's fine.

I get it, you have to be family comes first and he's like, thank you for getting it. Yeah, thank you for getting it. She's too nice. She's like, well, I'm really concerned about your family. You should go home. If that is where you feel you need to go Let us hug it out. I'm so proud of you for being a good person with your family. I'm like what is wrong with you?

Burn his clothes kick him in the net. It's cry. Throw some sand I have burn to I have burn to did someone say burn Roadburn I still in pain. What's worse burn or rope burn? Roleburn. I still in pain. What's worse burn or rope burn? Poor Bruno. He is like hobbling around that that burn was killing him. And Nico sealed the deal with the terrible breakup. It's not you. It's me. Yeah. So Brianna then tells Kate what happened and he gets like huh. Huh. Did he propose? I'm sorry. I didn't know you were moving on.

I knew he was acting weird, but it's like a day before we're supposed to leave and cake goes, huh. Well's really all I have to say. She's like, that's all I can muster out. I'm just so exhausted by all you people. I'll just there's someone whose t-shirt over there says it's a journey and I'll just I'm just gonna go out that as my own advice. I can't do this anymore Brianna. We're all leaving. So you go on your journey, I'll go on mine and don't call me okay because on my journey I'd like to be alone and not hear about your journey being fucked up by Nico's journey. Okay back away Now let's listen to some journey. So now the girls are dancing around a fire and they're having fun and then here comes Jen Stumbling down the steps to whatever and she's like how it is the kid? I want to get to the bottom of this. Like, uh, oh, here we go. What did I do to deserve to be treated like this?

Oh, God. Do you need a list? I prefer if you didn't bastardize a pet shop boy song. Thank you. So this is funny because it's two years in a row that this has happened on the last episode. Last year it was English Emily when she's like, Kate, I would like to discuss things with you. Wasn't it? Well, three. Who was it? Well, on the end of BulloDec Med, bugs went up to Hannah.

I was like, I just want to clean the ear. And Hannah was like, great, honey. Just glowered at her. Great. I'd love to hear what you feel, darling. Yeah, I don't think I think that's what you're thinking of, Bugsie and Hannah. I'm getting my dex confused. Who does that?

You do thought? It's all pretty much the same. Yeah, so Jen's like, okay, I wanted to link Cleaner by Air because it's like over. So I wanted to say, like, I could never speak my mind. Um, look, I like when you talk, you can speak your mind,

you're hilarious. It's just you can't speak your mind when you're my disenged stupid things, like right now, okay? Also, I think it's a little insulting that the first time you volunteer to do anything helpful to clean up is clearing the air, doesn't count. Would've been nice if you cleared a bathroom

every once in a while. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you don't have to mind this confrontation to me, right? Although it would be nice. would have been nice if you cleared a bathroom every once in a while. You know, you don't have some mind this confrontation to me, right? Although it would be nice. Jens doing the climbing the rope. Mine. When it tops you up from on top of this tree, okay? You're climbing a mind rope and you're still sitting next to me.

So I just feel like it makes you feel better to cut others down. And kids like, yes, yeah, yeah. And you don't need to mind chopping down a tree. I do get what you're saying. It makes me very happy to cut you down. Yes, it does. Yes. Thank you. She's like, this doesn't feel good to me.

Jen's like, as a manager, I think that you should end kids like, okay, thank you, Jen. Thank you. You're dismissed by. And now you're getting ugly. I said, thank you, Jen. Thank you. You're dismissed. Bye. I know you're getting ugly. I said, good day, sir. And then Kate just sits there with her finger on her cheek and stare straight ahead.

Ha! I'm just going to wheel more fireworks. Yeah. Just like, well, yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Mm. La la la la la la. K, K, K, K, K, K. La la la la la la la. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Kate is basically doing, I think I told the story once before, because it's been almost six years, but one time I went to the peninsula hotel on Beverly Hills,

and there was a pool up there. I was up there having a drink with some friends. I was walking alongside the pool, and there was this woman in a bikini, and she was walking, I don't know why the bikini matters, but she was walking with a cocktail, and she was walking towards me. And there was a kid in the pool that was yelling to the girl,

and I and going, Mom, mom, mom, mother, Suzanne, Suzanne, mom, and every time the kids said mom, mom, mother, Suzanne, whatever it was, every single time the mom was just muttering under her breath, annoying, annoying, annoying, annoying, annoying. And like that's what Kate's doing right now to Jen, annoying, annoying.

I love that mother. Yeah, because she was, you know, the thing was the mom that you could have seen her. She was clearly like a trophy. She had, she was originally a trophy wife, and now she's like a mom, and she's like, this is not what I signed up for. Now I have the one who answers the trophy.

Yeah. Me and my sister used to do that. Mom, mom, mom, mom, and she would ignore us. Ignores what? Like, finally, we go. Nothing. Me and my sister used to do that mom mom mom mom mom and she would ignore us ignore us. What like finally? We go nothing Like classic kid thing classic kid commit that thing we forgot it took you so long to pay attention to us. We forgot So now it's time for goodbye So now it's time for goodbyes. Next morning, it's like the real world end of season.

So the captain is sitting down around the crew and Kyle's getting ready to go. And he's like, this is, this, this trip, it's not relationships, short and sweet. And the captain goes, you're half right. Mm. And Darian, who's sitting right there, Darian's like, huh.

What was Darian, what was that? What was that? Darian's other member, there's Darian, who's sitting right there, Darian is like, what was Darian? What was Darian's other? Remember, there's Darian? The guy who actually worked. I forgot their names. I know, there was like, Darian, was it? I forget that Darian, there was a guy who left and Nick came on and Nick was the doofus. Yeah.

Anyway, Darian made it through. Good job, Darian. You did it. We all stopped to talk about Bruno crying with Nico, just sweet. Bruno was top. He was, I sat, I tired. Yeah, he's like, one thing you need to realize.

Crossfit. It's like Crossfit was on his hat. Yeah. I always remember the bullet where I got so tired all the time. And I liked also, by the way, that in honor of all the farewells, Kate put on her best farewell kimono. She was just wearing a kimono while everyone's like, blockade, she's like, I'm in my farewell kimono.

I think it says enough. I brought something flowy to say goodbye to him. It's a journey, so badly. I hope this kimono suggests that I am both excited right now and also do not want to be approached. Um, the captain saying bite of the chef and he's like, well, at least you got your groove. At some point, you know, Angela Bassett didn't find it till way late in the movie. I mean, she was Tina Turner. She didn't have an easy life that one. I mean, Porz Fella. My right goddamn, get out of here.

You're lucky you had Kate to save your ass at the end there, buddy. Well, Chef, before I leave, I want to know, did you want me to make you like a mixed green style with some Italian dressing? I think you'll really blow your socks off. No, just get out of here. I don't want to hear those words ever again on a boat. God damn it.

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All right. I hear by recommend Bruno. He's got abs. He's really nice. He cries and he gets tired. There you go. Here. I recommend that Bruno keep his shirt on.

Okay. That's professional love captain. He's like, whoa, I get captain leaves letter and show to every boat in Marina and be yes, Yadi ever on yachting industry now. That's so cute because you know he will. Yeah, it's just like run around the Marina like look, look what I got after scratch. It was all worth it.

I feel like at a different time in life Bruno may have been like a may have been just like a Newsy, you know, here reminds me of the part I played in the eighth grade production of a tree grows in Brooklyn, where my only moment, the only line was a solo and a song and I only had one line. It was at the beginning, it's like setting the stage for like Brooklyn and the thirties and the forties and I would come out on stage and go, I go apples, pencils, only a nickel, mister. I'm like, that's what Bruno would be doing. What an odd thing to be selling.

Apples and pencils. Yeah, it's for school. Apples and pencils, I'm like, no kid. Go away, come back when you got some smokes on there, huh? Apples, pencils, only a nickel, mister. Oh, I sell apple pencils. Bruno would be like extra, extra extra read all about it I

tired today's headline I tired under I have scratch it hurts so Kate and Jen say goodbye this is amazing Jen comes in like you know just kind of meek and Kate's like you know I know that sometimes They're like, oh, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, wey, you know, it's work environment, but she's like, so I'm ready for that apology now. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,. I'm Vihanna's tells her, oh gosh, Jen, this was fun. I mean, I know it's been crazy at times and Jen goes, well, different people see different things differently and different is good. What? Please leave, just go. Yeah, just go, just go, Jen.

So now Nico calls Melissa and he's like, you know, I've made mistakes. I need to go back to Chicago. I need to, you know, I've made mistakes. I need to go back to Chicago. I need to, you know, I've been an asshole, but I'm gonna fix it and I'm not gonna give up till I win Melissa's heart back. And she's like, okay, so what time do you need me to pick you up at the airport?

I'm like, well, it sounds like a pretty easy victory. Yeah, what a whus. It's like, looks like, looks like won't be too hard. She's giving you an airport pickup. Yeah, he says, you know, Melissa's the type when she's done, she's done. She's like, when can looks like it won't be too hard. She's giving you an airport pickup. Yeah, he says, you know, Melissa's the type when she's done, she's done. She's like, when can I get you? I'm like, and doing an airport pickup at over here,

that's not easy. We both were there recently. That's a drugly. That is an ugly pickup. Yeah. So yeah, then Bri leaves. She says, botanico and then Lee says, botanico. And I take care of yourself,

new, epileted guy and then Kate puts up in her beans on something and he's like, I still got the best damn job in the world, God damn it. Yeah, yeah, and Kate puts on like a scarf.

I was like, see you in Florida. I'm gonna put on some sunglasses and a scarf around my head to prevent it look like I'm driving off in a Corvette, but really I'm just getting onto on some sunglasses and a scarf around my head to prevent it look like I'm driving off in a Corvette But really I'm just getting on to a Southwest flight flight Oh thanks below deck great season Fun times. Thanks. Um, we still don't have a listener um spot life this week

I'm gonna publicly shame Mike Bowman who signed up for it and I'm like Mike give me a listener spotlight and he's like I'm gonna have it in this week and then he doesn't have it in. So I'm publicly shaming him despite the fact that he was so kind to send me to chocolates. What the hell, Michael. But also because we love Mike and we know he will respond well to public shaming. Yeah.

Don't we really do. So that's it. Tomorrow, guess what? We're gonna throw another another show onto the Bobby for our big Friday, black, black Friday ticket bananzer. We are so excited. We so are. We love you guys. Thanks so much for being with us and below deck, we will miss you. We'll see you next time. Well, they have a reunion, actually. So we'll talk about that a little next week. Yeah. And that brings us to the end of the day. Love you guys. Thanks, everyone. And by the way,

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