Watch What Crappens - Below Deck: The Final Godd**mit!

Episode Date: March 21, 2023

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All right, let's get into this episode. This episode is titled Captain O My Captain. Now, this worries me because obviously Captain has had a rough couple seasons. He wasn't doing great last season. He came late. Remember, he fell down and I had to leave and someone, some weirdo. Remember that fucking weirdo guy who took the last season? Yeah, I guess it was last season. And he was like, this is how we're rearranging the furniture.

Yeah, it's like Rumble's Dill skin. Like Captain Rumble's Dill skin. He was like, all right, everyone, I'm going to make sure these things are, it was like this is how we're rearranging the furniture and people yeah, it's like rumpel still skin like captain rumpel Still skin he's like all right everyone I'm gonna make sure these things are like sort of weird Everyone didn't know what to do with him and then And then he also had an issue like that. That's right. He fell over then and then the week the season before I think he was almost delayed right Like there was some issue where like Eddie got on the boat. Well, I don't remember, but yes. That was when Eddie came on the boat and he, yeah, that was when he was delayed.

It's the same thing. He fell and so he couldn't come. And so the other guy filled in for him. I think it's the same season. So Eddie came on and had to deal with the other guy. So that was last year. And then this year, the captain had some nerve damage that he had to get taken care of

So he left and captain Sandy came which we all know you know and at least it gave Norm a something to do Because captain had noticed she goes everywhere where Sandy goes Captain Sandy's fresh on the Bravo gossip This this afternoon. I just noticed when I was on my phone and There's a photo of her allegedly hanging out with the Winterhouse cast in Colorado. So how about that? How about that for a crossover?

Oh my gosh, how funny. Wow, Winterhouse is gonna be nuts this year. Have you seen it on the Winterhouse? It's like Winterhouse below deck style. It's crazy. I know, like Riley is gonna be on there. They say, I don't know, I mean. They announce it. They say Katie, Flood and Malia say I don't know. I mean they now create Katie fled in Malia

I don't know if those are formal announcements, but they announced I saw it online today Katie fled in the lead I'm right. Lee she's stunningly gorgeous my god. Yeah, I mean, of course I thought she was really pretty on the show, but man when these when these workers get off and like put on makeup and stuff It's like whoa Oh Beautiful. Yeah, yeah Katie was it's Kate just like a surprising choice because I just feel like these workers get off and like put on makeup and stuff. It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Beautiful. Yeah, Katie was, it's Katie just like a surprising choice because I just feel like, you know,

I'm just, my Katie was fine. She felt, felt, felt, felt, felt, felt, I don't remember. I don't remember. She used to date Jack who was, um, Jack was, um, from the approval and she came on and like, she was on the season when Lexi was there when Lexi was like, going off on Malia and there was that awful chef.

And she like, she didn't want to hire another stew because she just didn't want to hire another stew. And then that redhead of the girl came on. I was like, I think you should hire her, and she's like, I'm gonna have to let you go. And it was a whole thing. And at the end, they're promised of being what seemed like a really great stew was sort of like, meh. So we'll see how she does on Winterhouse.

Well, it sounds like a perfect cast member for Winterhouse because at least 50% of that cast has to be. It's just a rule. So anyway, back to the captain stuff. So that happened last season with Captain where he had to be. That's just a rule. So anyway, back to the captain stuff. So that happened last season with Captain where he had to leave. Then this season he had his nerve stuff and had to leave.

And it was kind of announced. I mean, I don't know. When I say announced, I just mean our good friend Sashalma Diaz also. No, I think it was like an official announcement. Well, it said Captain wasn't returning. This was his final season. And then I read a tweet earlier today and it was him. It was Captain Lee saying,

I don't believe, I'm not retiring. So don't believe on the bullshit that the moon, the fake moon, Stalzia, something along those lines. But then I get to this episode and it's called Captain Oh, my Captain. And then they end with like a final episode montage of Captain Lane. Am I just how sad and how sad to end it on this ending of it. Let me do something exciting for him. I don't blame fucking way to send Captain Lee out. I know.

No, I think that he has officially not returning, but maybe his tweet was more about like I like I'm going to be doing other things where I might still be sailing boats, but I think that he is officially not returning, but maybe his tweet was more about like, I like, I'm gonna be doing other things Or I might still be sailing boats, but I think he's no longer gonna be on below deck And I'm assuming the maybe there's like a maybe like the corporate side of Bravo Kim that was like It's a liability maybe I don't know. I don't know But this definitely was like a farewell to Captain Lee Bob that was happening, which was, I was surprised I had emotional like that watching it. I was like, oh, I was like sort of getting a little choked up. Yeah, I didn't cry, but I was like, oh, okay.

So it's, here we go. We get a previously season. Previously, the season, Ross should be fired and never allowed to work in a leadership position again because he's a fucking sexual harasser and no one needs him at work. So take your brown paper bag, crumpled up paper bag, ass out of here, and fix your face. That's what I say to you. Ross, okay. You purve. Yeah. So, so this today's guest, the final guest of the season on these bodybuilders, and last week, Fraser was all nervous. He's like, they're going to literally kill us.

They're going to rip off my fat head from my overweight fat body. God, I'm hideous. Look at me. I'm already tell the hate fat people So these bodybuilders come on board they make that producers make them look all tough and burly and scary as they come on board and Then they come on they're like oh, hi. Hi, I'm Jan. I'm Joe. I'm Joleen. Hi nice to meet you on bodybuilder Well at first you don't really know I mean I have to say because they were a little like Captain and even the ladies like hi, I'm Jamie

And so the captain's like well welcome to St. David. I'm gonna have chicken legs give you a tour of the boat all right Thankfully, there's no lockers for you to push this one into all right, Mr. O'Lander get to it Show them the gym and phrase was like well here's, here's a teeny-tiny gym over here and one guy's like, I don't think we can get decks in there. No, decks can't. Dex, you can't. It's a small gym and decks is big. When I'm trying to say there's a size disparity between the room and decks.

And if you think, if you look at the visuals, it's a very funny joke. But maybe I just think about it. So Keith is the primary and he's got like a little mohawk. And so I mean, listen, I think Frazier's right, all the sides point to, I'm going to hate you. Okay. He's got like a little blonde mohawk. Not great with frosted tips, like little earrings and leathery, super leathery. And so the next star is the guy they're celebrating because he's been Mr.

Olympia, Olympia like, Olympia had, I don't know, five times or something, which apparently is, you know, a big deal. He's been at so many times, he almost became a do caucus. Wait, say it again. I said he's been at so many times, he almost became a do caucus.

I was thinking of the guy who ran for vice president. I was like to be a do caucus. He ran for president and he was a do caucus also because he was related to Olympia. Oh wow. Yeah, the same family. She spoke. I think she spoke at like the democratic invention of 1988 to be like my brother Michael something like that. Wow. So anyway, Dexter has won that. So he's looking at at the primary suite which is Keith's and he's like this is they get this in their room too That's a huge room and Keith's like I can't even give us dirty look decks. You can come have snacks with us Yeah, so they go on this little tour and the one guys like I feel like I'm on an episode of

Fort Valley car trashy and It's a lot of wordplay guys I'm doing this today. Listen up. My joke's just not landing. What's going on? What's going on guys? And then the captain they just keep showing the captain doing little things like at one point He's like, ah, we're gonna get and do this about home. I don't fuck this one up and then a little later They show I'm going god damn it being on this boat and hearing it run and getting to run this boat, it's like waking up on Christmas morning. Assuming of course your gift was dealing with a bunch of idiots, all scrambling around you and you just have to venture, you do everything right otherwise you die, you know, that's sort of like Christmas, right?

I'm like Santa Claus. I got a whole bag. I got damn plenty of Tom mother fuck. I got a bomb down. So that's sort of like Christmas morning, except you go down to your Christmas tree. And one present is sexually harassing another present. So that's weird. So the go down and Camille is getting attacks from Ben. Ben's like,

it's just a couple of days before I see your face. Hair flick emoji, hair flick emoji, hair flick emoji. I can't wait to kiss that giant novelty lollipop face of yours with the mop hair. novelty lollipop face of yours. With the mop hair. So Fraser is talking to the lady guests and he's doing it in that judgey way that he talks. He's like, so how long have you two known each other for? And she's like, we met through the fitness industry. And the other ones like, yeah, I've been retired for four years.

And Fraser, Fraser's like, yeah, I've been retired for four years. And phrase was like, oh, have you been? So when does your face retire exactly? I think it's past two. I mean, put a gold watch on that thing. Get it out of circulation, won't you? Can you tell me about this Olympia thing that you got so excited about? Like, oh, yeah, well, you know, Dexter, he is the most winning bodybuilder in the history of bodybuilding. He's like, actually, he literally can actually build bodies. He goes into build a bear and he's like, get the bear, give me a body, that's what he does.

Oh, that's exciting. I can't wait to talk to him and be triggered back to all the childhood trauma. I suffered from strong jocks in school. So then Dexter Tony comes up to Dexter he's so excited to see him he's like I'm so honored to have such a legend on the boat Mr. Olympia five times Arnold classic isn't it? And he's like that's right. He's like that is so cool bro. Okay I just want to show you my morning routine hold on I can't do it because I'm at work, but I just want you to know how it sounds. So, hold on, wait for it.

Ha! I was like, wow, that was, I believe in you man. I believe in you. Yeah, totally unnecessary part. I've actually literally never made those noises once and I don't have a body like this, but you do you, you do you. So then Ben is now calling Camille those noises once and I don't have a body like this, but you do you, you do you. So then Ben is now calling Camille because let's face it Camille's way harder than Ben.

Okay. So he's like way more interesting. This is the first time we've seen a guy try harder than a girl on this show. The fluke. I think in history. So he's calling Camille and it goes to voicemail and she's one of those people who just lies on her voice. She's like, hi, it's Camille. I'm not here right now, but please leave me a message. And I will be

sure to give back to you. Live. Live. Camille's never called anybody back in her life. Camille is on land now. And the yacht bubble fantasy has is over for her. She's already moved on to some cowpoke. She's banging a guy behind Costco. Like Ben is old news. This is done. So the meanwhile Katie is getting a sidles up to Ross. Oh, it looks like it's a great time for you

to give me a back massage. He's, oh, I don't know how strong I'm feeling. He's like, you know, like when Ross is good, it's amazing. And it's like sad that like the end of our season is coming up and we have to go like our separate ways. But like, I feel like I know who Ross is, which is pretty much like if you took a, like basically a brown paper bag and like rumpled it up and then put like it in a polo shirt,

that's him. So like we're just kind of like fun and we're just gonna leave it at that, and by leave it at that, I mean, all sort of see if maybe we can be exclusive after this. Yeah, I'm just a cool girl, right now I'm just getting massage, that's me, cool girl, getting massage. And he does it for like two minutes.

He's like, my hands hurt, that's enough. It's amazing, I thought after this season I had enough rude lot of strength with my hands, if you know what I'm saying, but apparently not enough to massage Those love stories hilarious. So then we see Haley at the bar with the couple It's like, oh, so what are you two? I must have met with toothbrushes myself and Jamie's like we on a bar, but I'm running day to day and this is what I look like when I compete she We've sat pictures and she is so muscular, obviously, right? And she's like flexing.

And her husband's like, yeah, her husband's Keith. And he's like, yeah, look babe, and show me that one. And he's like, oh my god, I love our proud of you, as well. So sweet, sing a couple like that. You know, it's like the first time my boyfriend picked my ass for me when he's hot and sunny. He finds yours and you know it, don't you? Oh, I miss Joss. So then meanwhile Ben gets a text from Dumface, what's her face? Camille. And it says,

you're really getting the best of me because I don't text people. Which is her way of saying, hey, I want to reframe our, the degree of our communication. I want to change the expectations that you have of how frequently I'm going to respond to you. So I'm just going to lie and say, I don't text people, which I'm sure if we go back, we've seen her probably texting all throughout the season. So he picks up on that right away. And he's like, immediately my heart sinks. No, not because I've realized I've fallen in love with a total idiot. It's because I realize that maybe she's not going to text me when I go to Australia. Yeah, um, is I care what's

going to happen when I'm back in Australia and she says, I don't really have the mental capacity for that conversation right now on flick, on flick my hair. To be fair. She doesn't have a lot of mental capacity in general. So I think that's like, he might not have to read too much into that. Well, okay, a couple things. She doesn't text, but he also called her and she didn't take his call. So there's that. Another thing you've known her for five minutes. So I don't know what this were in a relationship and you're in Australia and Alcamiol is supposed to be texting you back every day. Like you're getting to be a little bit stalkery, okay, sir. I know you've got two women after you, but I have a feeling it won't be too long before

the cops are after you. You're scaring me. You're scaring me, sir. I'm further more and further more. I mean, it's Kameal. I mean, really, she's awful. Move on. So then we got to legal. I mean, it's Camille. I mean, really, she's awful. Move on. So

Then we cut the league going damn, this is some well-stocked shit as you walk through the pantry You just it's like well, I'm taking one last one last gasp on this boat So I'm not so appreciate everything on it. Love the way those cans are organized Good job. They just keep cutting to the captain saying something positive is so funny so now Haley is talking to Frazier and he's like, guys, is this even a charter? What's going on? They're the nicest people I've ever met in my life. And Leanne is like, would you like some ice? And the guy's like, no, don't worry about it. I can drink it straight out of again.

Precious like, I don't even know what to do with them. Look at that, drinking straight out of the can. First impressions, completely wrong. They're lovely, they're kind. We're not used to that. It's crazy. I mean, we've been through so much, we just really needed this trip with these wonderful people

to end the season for sure. They haven't noticed how fat I am yet, have they? Have they? So I love that we get the shitty guest, Ron Tos, and they keep showing that lady going, food, food. Oh, it's the food. Food.

Food. Oh yeah, and that one too. So then lunch, let's see, the slide goes out. Dexter just not like the wings. He's like, these wings are dry, okay? And so Haley passes that on. She's like, I don't know, dry wings and it's not really super your status, is it?

I think Rachel's quite giving up energy. So she goes to Frazier and tells him. And then Frazier is like, that's painful to hear, isn't it? At the same time, I'd rather someone else is fucking up and not me. So there's that. Did they hold the wings fat? Please tell me. So it's just like, oh, that's actually, I mean, I don't fucking care, but my job sucks down

with this point. I'm tired. I'm fed up. And this bitch has been doing it for almost 17 years. So I'm getting really tired of the whole hoopla. Plus, it kind of awesome. Crowl text him, you know, really, what is my life? This is, this sun's got to change. And then she starts like fighting a machine with a spatula being wacky, Rachel. So Katie and Ben, Katie's like, so what did you do last night after I went to bed? And he's like, oh, chatted with the Ian pull thing. She's just beside herself. All I mean, here she's got this hunk of a man staring at her and unable to act.

I mean, this guy's so fucking ridiculous. I know, seriously. So he's like, yeah, well, I don't think so. I mean, you have a connection with someone and then she finally meets Guest and Meet you and you're like, not available, you know, and he's he started telling her about all the exchange he had of Camille and how he's starting to see red flags. And he's like, there's something in the back of my mind that's not okay with what Camille said. And having my heart broken three times before,

that to me is just a bit of a red flag. I mean, here I thought, hey, just lower your standards, extremely low, and you won't get your heart broken anymore. But once again, sitting myself up for sadness. And he does that, like, I'm a hot guy with feelings. And I show those feelings by flicking my hair and making this noise You notice that he's like and then she said auto text Like what are you a bird? What is that noise? I've noticed him do it before but today was a really noticeable

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Impossible is making meat history this summer. Yeah, they are. Summer of impossible. I am so excited to be spending time, cooking my summer foods, all that good stuff, and guess what? We can use impossible sausages, impossible brats. I mean, it's gonna be a great summer for impossible foods. Impossible beef is made from plants and 19 grams of protein per serving and it's better for the

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He's, yeah, well, it might be a walnut too. See, the joke is it sounds like pecan. And then Jolingo's, it's not a pecan. He's, yeah, well, it might be a walnut too. See, the joke is it sounds like pecan, that's a nut. If you see what the joke I'm trying to say, it's like, I feel like I'm really striking out with you guys today. So, water toys, Captain calls Frazier up and asks what's for dinner because he's gonna be eating with them.

And Frazier's like, meat. And also, they want a bodybuilding competition with us. And the captain's like, ah, they haven't seen my goddamn butt. Let me tell you, my butt looks good. I'll tell you that much. But there's only so much lipstick you can put on this big, kid. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, you need me to put some lipstick on.

You know, get out of here, ha, li. So, uh, now, put some nips to go on. You ain't gonna get out of here, Haley. So now the guests are just playing around. There's a woman that's got to go down the slide and everything. And there's this moment where there's a gust of wind and like the inflatable trampoline sort of like rises up. And it's like just part of like a montage

and it's all light-hearted. And I was like, this is so below deck, because they have been teasing that trampoline moment since the very first trailer, when it's like the serious part, where they're playing like the, blah, music like this season, everything goes wrong. Blah, a trampoline goes flying.

So you think there's like some horrific white squal that's gonna tip the boat over and evidence by this trampoline flying through the air. And then when we actually see the show, it's just like, oh, yeah. Look at that trampoline. You got to lock it down because it might blow away. God, I love a trampoline. So Rachel, Tyler and Fraser are talking and so Rachel's like, so your parents have no idea at all about what a homo you are.

Come on, it's your toy line. Let's talk about it finale. And he's like, well, I haven't told him yet. Really worried about it. And so Rachel asked Fraser how he did it. And he's like, well, I was in the car with my mother. And this awful news story comes on about this guy who murdered several people and she took that opportunity to say, you know, Fraser, if you ever kill seven people, I still love you. And I was like, mother, I'm not going to say that's fucked up. It's like, mother, if that's your root of going to talk about my sexuality, isn't it? That's your root. So I said, what is so what if I'm fucking gay? And she said

that she said it's absolutely alright. And I said, and I still love you. I said, doesn't mean I'm gonna murder someone ridiculous. And then she said, I'd actually rather you actually murder someone than be gay. And I said, well mother, you're my hideous wench. And she said, well, you're like a fat lad. And then we hugged and everything's been fine ever since. and then we hugged and everything's been fine ever since. So then Ben and Tony are talking and Ben's like, say, this is the first time you got into Yorongai, hey, a flick. And Tony's like, I just came to learn, bro, but life experience isn't all that, but I like it.

And I mean, that's it. They both tell each other, what kata. What kata, which is their thing, apparently. So now everyone's getting ready for dinner and everything and Ben's doing a little workout and then Ross and Katie are together and Ross is like growing up in my family my father and mother love traveling we would go on holidays what we didn't even know where we were going to and we always go to the app port to our bags and choose at

the airport I mean nothing was funnier than when my father said hey I'll go to the airport, start bags, and choose at the airport. I mean, nothing was funnier than when my father said, Hey, I'll go to America and you all go to Germany, and I'll see you sometime in the future. And then my mom said, that's funny. Let me go to America with you. And my dad said, okay, how about I go to Germany? You go to America, my mom said, fine, then we'll go to Germany.

You can't get rid of us. And we all laughed and laughed and laughed. My dad sort of cried a little bit, then we'll go to Germany. You can't get rid of us. And we all laughed and laughed and laughed. My dad sort of cried a little bit. And we all went to Germany. It was a great family vacation. Yeah, it tells this story like, oh my God, my family's so wacky. We just show up at the airport with bags

and choose where we're going. Poor thing. I was like, that's the set. Like, what if you pack for Alaska and you end up in Hawaii or some shit? This is just bad planning. And I can kind of see his lost ass just like wandering around trying to find someone who will tell him like when you need to wear a coat or not. Simple parenting skills are underrated, okay?

This is what happens when you act like that as a parent. Ross. That's a family that they did in a lot of shitty hotels. I'll tell you that right now. That is a shitty vacation family. That is a family you do not want to go on vacation with. That was before the internet. Okay, so that meant that they were driving up to hotels

and being like, hey, we decided to come here to, to Chad on a whim. Do you have any space for us? I'm like, no, because it's the day of. come here to Chad on a win. Do you have any space for us? I was like, no, because it's the day of. You know they just had to get whatever they could get. That was some rough traveling. Yeah, geez.

So, and then boom, Commune, you're getting fucked by 50 people at one time, you know. So then Tyler and Haley are talking, they're back to them. And Tyler's like, so Haley, what do you think if I call my mom tomorrow? It's a last chance to get it on camera. And she's like, oh, you sure to speak to you. All right.

I know you're saying your mom's religious, but some of the most fuckable people are, you know, just stand up for yourself and just know she's not happy about it. And she might not be. Just remember it's not forever because soon she'll be dead and she'll need you to stick feeding tube in her And if you don't do it should be dead by morning. All right reminder of that Reminder of that. Wait a second. I was still talking about that I thought you called your mom at least four episodes ago. You still haven't done it yet. Have you? Why I swear I've given this pep talk at least five times already

Well, it makes you feel anybody your ten times gayer now than you were then Just be sure to remind you of that. All right, at this point, just sent a VHS to steal Magnolia's and let that do the rest. So Tyler, yeah, so now the guests are showing up at the dinner table and Captain Lee's like, sorry, I'm tardy, but it seems as though I don't remember how to tie a bow tie as well as I thought I did Should I tell them that I Dilly-dally looking at the pantry and how well it was stock? God, that's a good pantry So Rachel's like my ship meter is in the red. I just have to not sick to the bottom like an anchor

Oh god, all right everybody. I'm making you chalancey bass Oh God. All right, everybody. I'm making you Chalanceybass. Uh, pasta made with squid ink and homemade private dali. You're serving workout people pasta and pasta? The fuck is going on over here and how are they not furious? Oh, I think it's a great idea. Dex, Dex is, you probably have not eaten a carbon 45 years. This is like his, this is his coming out. This is his liberation story. Okay, he finally

gets that pasta again. Good for him. Okay, I'll go with that. Just for just for Dex. You know, I've got pride in pasta. So I love to see anybody enjoy it, but I just thought, my God, this is going to be hurtful for them. They're not going to be able to poop. You can't just suddenly eat pasta after not eating pasta for a long time. Dexter has spent the past 300 years eating foods with strange chemical names like muscle tech and like body top body tech and body flex and gorgor gorgor trition or something like that's all he eats just strange supplements. Okay. He's just happy to have some dechiko in his body or whatever it's called the Chucky. The Chucky.

So let's see. So the captain, dude, you're, I'm like, I hear nothing that you're saying right now. Boba, Barreli, I know. And so the captain's like, well, guys, I've been a gym rat my whole life and I'm a believer. Well, that too, but I'm a believer that every day I spend at the gym is one day less that I'll have to spend at a hospital. And Jamie is like, that's right. It's like, wow, yeah, you sound like the picture of health over there. It's like I know you work out, but do you do smoke 37 packs of cigarettes

a day too? What the hell? I mean, if I drove over your voice, I would get chip marks on my car. And then Dr. Goes, I wish all elders thought like you. Wow. Okay. Thanks for making me seem like a decrepital man there. I'm still the one driving this. Yeah, Mr. Oh, man, alders my ass. Elder got it. God damn youth plane ticket. Mother fucker. So they love the fish and the pasta is plated. Then she does a part part,

part of Delhi and it's so funny because she's like, all right, send this dish up so they take it and then she starts making the pasta. I'm like, what the hell? I know. They make it look like she starts making the the pasta. I'm like, what the hell? And they make it look like she's going to have another time issue today because in the previously. Oh my god, Rachel can't stay on time. And then they show her just like taking out the dough, rolling it out, putting it through the pasta machine. I was like, wow, she's going to get in big trouble in this final episode. Because remember last week I was telling you,

there seemed to have been some sort of a drama because Fraser has made all these comments like, oh Rachel's a monster, just you wait to see what happens this season, nothing's happened. So maybe they re-edited it. Maybe they just sort of edited out the drama to sort of focus on like Rachel on a Captain Lee send off. It sort of seemed like both the end for them. But, well, maybe she went all that stuff went down with Bravo, because she went like rogue. And she was sending out all those tweets against Austin Crowe, like, fuck this and fuck you Bravo. And then she posted like an email that one of the intern

or one of the people who work at Bravo, I say interns, I don't know. Said like, hey, we don't like our talent talking to each other like this publicly. She's like, oh yeah, blah, I'll post that on the internet to Yeah, no if she's writing to sue them and they cut a bunch of her stuff out because it made her look bad or what but I want to know if Anybody knows let me know yeah, so then but she does make a very beautiful chocolate cake Which honestly after blow deck mad and all those mirror glazes, I was like, now, this is

the cake. So then Fraser brings us in, and he goes, a huge congratulations to Dexter for being a professional caveman, picking things up and putting them down to his body becomes a giant bow to congratulations on retiring. Here's some cobs. So then Fraser tells everybody to change into something body built to rescue for their big show.

And then he's like, oh, it's big buns and guns. No guns here, but a hell of a lot of buns going on down there. Yeah. Sweaty ass, cracky, hot, heat full buns. So then they all come out and they're sort of doing their, they're like posing like they're in a, like in a bodybuilding show and they're all joking. But of course Tony takes it very seriously and he does this thing where he brings out push-up bars and then he's like, the moment he's been waiting for is doing all these fancy

sort of like gymnastic-esque movements that we've been watching him do, which no one does at a bodybuilding show so he's just doing it and The coolest part of all is that they don't even give him like a sympathy first place He's clear the person who works out the most. He is the one person on the boat who actually recognized Dexter He's the one who was so excited to show off his fitness techniques and they're like Tony you in second place or giving first place To the sad Brian Cranston-esque person there who just got, who?

Just got to get one of our faces on accident. Sorry. So the mask is made of 26 times today, actually. Looks like a paper lantern that just got wet. So this chick Leanne is so sad. I feel so bad for her. So before the show, they're getting ready. and she's like putting oil on Ben's chest and she's like, oh, oh, oh, I said, yeah, I can't wait to go to the D.O. with Camille. Like, oh god it was a lack of self-respect. I felt like she was like, you know what? Fuck this guy.

We've been, we've been sexting for a year and refined the same place. I am not backing down. I'm gonna do this. I don't care. She, I felt like she just was horny and just was like, I'm sealing the deal. Wow. Well, it's pretty confident because she really didn't. And then, you know, I don't know.

Look, if I'm flirting with somebody and they're like, I'm into someone else, I'm not gonna be a kid, let me put oil on your chest and woo an all over. It'd be like, fuck you, go fuck him then. See how that works out for you. Hello, sir. Yeah, I mean, I can see it both ways. I do, there was a part of me that's also like,

yes, as soon as she saw that he was like not paying her any mind that she should be like, you know, like this guy, I'll find someone better. But then there's also a part of me that's like, well, but who else does you really have to choose from? Why not just go for it, you know? Let's see. Sad horns. So let's see. So Ben and Leon are talking after the show and She's like here a mess. He's like yeah, well, it's nice having you around She goes well, it's a bit frustrating because I wouldn't mind his floor and other things And he's like well, I really had a good time with Camille But I said what about the trip and she said well, I'm not ready for that

What about after the trip and she said well, I'm not ready for that. What about after the trip? And she said, well, I'm not ready for that convoy. And that's a red flag, a red flag. She goes, it is a red flag. And he's like, it's time for bed now. Yeah. And she like, she like touches, she sort of like clasps his apple watch, like this, she'll can't, he's flitin. So now it's the next morning. And, uh, uh, Katie Ross next morning, and Katie Frost tells Captain Lee that Katie is going to haul anchor this morning, which is exciting for her, I guess.

He's like, sounds good to me. I mean, it's hard to top the high. I'm seeing that very well-organized pantry, but she can certainly try. So, everyone's like, wow, Katie, where's that? How do you? And she's like, I'm Katie Glyzanker. I'm pretty sure we're going to get married.

So then the Haley and Frazier are talking, and hey, because, hey, you know the guests, they're lovely, aren't they? I guess I will never again judge a book by its cover. They're wonderful human beings. And let's of course smile to biography in which my judgment is fat fat fat fat fat from Penguin books. I will never judge a book by its cover again. However, I will use it to masturbate with. I will fuck a book by its cover. So now Rachel, who is just the biggest instigator, is serving French toast and pancakes to bodybuilders, okay? Wow. Yeah, that's true. It is pretty passive-aggressive. And she's just talking to herself again.

I'm just waiting to get the fuck out of here. I might get this show. And Fraser just goes, okay, but I had to face it, but Rachel's having one last time of being a fucking bitch in the gallery. Oh, yeah, we'll eat my scooter. So they love their breakfast because who wouldn't? Is French toast and fucking pancakes and fried potatoes? I was like, what the hell? Okay, I want some of this food. Very better today, seeing all of this food.

I'm trying not to eat it if you can't tell. So the captain's like, Ross, Ross Lincoln't let's get out of here, buddy. So Katie pulls the anchor and she's like, when I came, when I first came to seeing David, I literally never expected to be calling the anchor because like I definitely see myself in the future being a boasting on like a 200 footer. Like, well, it's not what we do in Miami, you know, like people say I'm bossy, but like it's determination to get the job done because that's what Miami bitches do in Miami. Yeah, well, good job, Katie. Congrats on taking your putting your hand on a thing and rotating at a bunch of times until a chain came up. Congratulations. So now they're going into the port. So count it down. He's like, you know, when you come into the deck, it's

a bittersweet moment. It's like your list, your last stock and you don't want to fuck it up. You want to breathe in all the seer. You want to take in the sights. You want to feel the majesty of the ocean. God damn it. What's that small boat doing there? Get out of my poet. You want to look good. You want your crew to look good. You want to you want to look good? You want your crew to look good? You want to have fun to want to have guns. Get the fuck out of there, motherfucker. More inclined to get trying to be poetic over here and this goddamn small

boat's getting the way a little dingy in the middle of my my reflective moments. So now it's windy because of course it's like every charter on this one. And so he's every time they're just giving Captain time to just do Captain Lee things, right? He's like, well now it's up to me. I got a crew that's got their job and they do their job and then I got to do my job. There's a windy one and you know know somewhere, Captain Sandi's pointing at a screen going, wind, oh no wind.

Should I send a tender in? So Ben has to throw the line over to the deck. And he misses, which is of course the most horrifying, embarrassing, terrible thing you can do in yachting is not get the line to the dock. So there's a bunch of like, and that first row was as useful as a screen door on a submarine, okay? All right, someone tell Camille to stop trying to install a screen door on a submarine wherever she is. Thank you. So when they they'd make it, of course, or fine. So Keith is tipping them and he's like, definitely I would say we, uh, listen to everybody we came from a place of work in our tails off to get

somewhere in life. And we see that work ethic in you guys. You are a frosted tips and a mohawk away from being something. I hope this will let you be free or fuckers. And he gives them an envelope full of beef jerky. Very sweet. Very sweet moment. After 20 years of nothing but dedication and self-discipline, we want to thank Chef Rachel

for finally knocking us off the wagon. Wow. Sugar. I know. What a strange thing that I've. I've started gangster walks off literally snorting a bag at. Do like, Dexter, get that bag out of your nose. I can't help it. This is amazing. So Leanne calls her brother. And she's like, we all I really like this one guy. And he's he said with more with his

other chicken. So I just got to be better. I just got to be friends with him. I guess I mean, Ben Bench chick got fired at her brother's like, so she's not even there, like go for it. All right, well, I guess I'll just go balls the wall and pray for more, say I mean. So then the captain has tip meetings. Skylounge, any zap.

So he's like, really, really cohesive unit, met the world to me guys, makes my life a lot easier. And when I'm happy everyone's happy, you guys are a great group. Together this season, you have made $223,000 and God dammit. You know this crew is truly exceptional.

And you don't walk away with nearly a quarter million dollars because they like the way you put your socks on this morning. Although I do have to say, Mr. O'Lander, your socks are doing great work. So an extra dollar for you from me. So make that $22,300 and $1. Congratulations, Crue. Well, from what I have seen from other shows on the Bravo Network you can make much more than a quarter of a million taking off your socks in the morning. God damn f**kers. Alright, get out of here. Have fun.

Don't embarrass yourself. I'm don't embarrass the boat. And what I mean by that is everyone better put their socks on the way Mr. Orlando has. Otherwise you're going to be mortifying. It's time for commercial. It's time for- Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion podcast, and just like that, the Riders Room.

Each episode members of the Riders Room and I unpacked moments from Season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that Season 2 is starting June 22nd on Max and listen to end just like that the right is room on Max or wherever you get your podcast. So, Styler's big moment to come out on TV so he calls his mom and she's like, Hello, how you doing on? And he's like, well, there's uh, maybe a few things we have to discuss mom. She has, oh, I'm at Granny's! And he's like, oh, hello, Granny, hello!

All right, I won't do this at Granny's. It's funny how you always seem to be at Granny's during these important moments of my life. Yes, dear, that's just what happens. Anyway, I love you. Love you so much as long as you do what you're doing. Bye! Oh, yeah. I'll always love you straight, son. Talk to you soon. Thanks for that copy of Steel Magnolia's by the way. I've been using it as a, as a, as a ash tray. That's thanks. Have a good day, son. So he's like, well, she did say, should be okay with whatever. So this is good news, isn't it?

So he's all excited. And now he's changing like three times to go out because now he's almost all the way out of the closet So he has to look really really good. Yeah, I will change thirds three times Mm-hmm So they're all getting ready and Fraser's telling Ben that he thinks that Ben is so much more compatible with Leanne than Camille. And Ben's like, I think that you might be right. She doesn't say anything about my hair yet. That's too bad. So I'll get into Ben's.

And they go to a restaurant and Katie's like, oh my God, this is awesome. Oh my God. Remember how awesome we were for how awesome this was at first. Like, oh my God, guys. Oh my God, it's awesome It's like Miami. It's awesome So Ben and Leanne are all over each other in the van and he's like so you have fought in the wind You're gonna have sex tonight or a bet you have fought in the wind when you're having sex. That's all actually

Then they get to a beautiful restaurant and Katie's like, oh my God, guys, remember, we were like, also awkward at first. God, I was crazy. Now look at us. And Tyler's like, guess what, helly? I called my mom and I basically, I knocked on the closet door to see if I could come out and she said, no, grandma's still changing in her bedroom So you have to stay there a little bit longer. So I feel like it's really good. I feel like I'm getting to where I need to be

So then Lee and I bend go to the balcony like do the hanging all over each other thing like I want you but I can't but I want you But I can't they're doing that whole thing and he's doing that thing where he looks deeply into her eyes. And he's like, Hey, you. What's up? And she's like, he's nice to see him up a little. And he says, it's hard to hear my own voice on my own. Oh my god, who cast this guy? I know. It's hard to hear my own voice on my own. Throw him overboard. You're better than this. Yeah, I didn't know what that was all about, but basically, they're like, they kiss. And Leant, she's like, there was a long time coming. I will say it does feel good, there was a long time coming. And so then, then meanwhile, Katie is turning to Ross. Are you going to sleep with me tonight? Like, that'd be like awesome. Like my amy style and it's like,

you know, I want you for the evening that is, I just want to clarify. Just for the evening and nothing else. Never want to see you after this. Thank you. And someone's like, let's move straight to anal. So then, Haley is teasing Lee Amps.

Like, you're all gonna have sex tonight. You're all gonna have sex tonight. Oh my god, just sat on a cake. Who's actually all? So they all go back to the boat and there's like drunk and Ross and Katie are making out and like a so fun. And Leanne and Ben are sitting in a hot tub, like waiting for everyone to join. And Haley and Tyler are fighting with like a balloon in the hallway.

And Haley's like, the power of Christ compares you The power of Christ compares you to give me a toothbrush. I'm really honoured to not make it one more knot. Sorry So now we see like Haley and Tyler having fun and then Ross and Katie making out and then it just cuts to bed and Leon I'll awkward in the hot tub I think Leon had a Caesar salad for dinner because Ben had one make out and now suddenly he's totally turned off. Like he will not, she thinks this is the most romantic thing and he's like, no. Yeah. And so she tries to kiss him but he won't. He like pulls back. Oh, not feeling it. I mean, whilst but they do go into like the guest room for the evening or the master,

but then and Ross and Katie, if I cut this correct, it looked like Tyler was passed out, naked, face down on the bottom bunk, and then Ross and Katie were on the top bunk having sex and having so much sex that one of their cell phones fell off the top bunk on like been at like bounce off of Tyler and he didn't even wake up. Yeah, pretty much. So then Ben and Leanko downstairs into one of the guest cabins like you said, and he's like part of me, he's like living the moment. What could happen? And then she goes, I get confused.

And he just says, um, and then they start making out. And we hear them making out. But then we find out, Ben did the thing that's even worse than using you for sex. He used you for emotional bullshit. Like just sit there and listen to him cry. Like he didn't even want to pay for therapy. He just wanted someone to tell him

he's gorgeous while he cries about somebody else. Oh my God, the worst. Yeah, that's a bummer. And apparently they just cuddled all night. That's the only thing that they did. And Ben's like, I didn't hit six with it because, you know, Camille has my hot, my hot law is somewhere else. I'm like, your heart is lying at the bottom of a slushy in the 7-Eleven. That's where your heart is right now. So, Haley is easily anointed. She's like, did you shake Ben?

She's like, now, she goes, oh, fuck, sake, my God. Can't anyone finish a storyline for this season? I mean, Tyler can't even come out of the closet properly and you're not even fucking Ben. Can someone do something, please? I mean, Jesus, Frater's even leaving still fat. You know, we haven't even changed that one around.

So, Katie's like, oh my God, Frater, this is so fucking sad. And Rachel's just really pissed going, I'm done, I'm gonna go home right now. And so then we cut to Ross and Tony. It's a super weird ending, because normally people are like, love you, love you are like love you love you I don't know so much and everyone here is so awkward with each other

Just kind of leave and and a lot of them don't feels like a lot of them don't even say goodbye to Captain Lee and Tony It's like I was like very challenged during the entire season and I'm really proud of myself because I learned to get myself out of my own cocoon Specifically, I'll get out of it around 4 30 in the morning to work out and I like I learned to get myself out of my own cocoon, specifically, I would get out of it around 4-30 in the morning to work out. And I learned to let myself go a little bit more. Uh, Tony, are you perhaps well rested finally? No, I'm still pretty tired. God damn it, not a single storyline resolved. So, Leanne calls Ben over and they're just in did like the dark bar area, but she like motions him over and

She tells us I thought behind the door he would be their friend. He did feed me back kissing and flirting and he goes So what did you pull me away? So you weren't doing anything damn Jesus and she's like well I just want to know where you're at still trying to call for any last semblance of something, you know? It's just. Yeah, at this point, she needs to give it up. This point like, she's, she's, you know, I can see. I can see how he's leading Iran, you know, because he did just stare into her eyes all night and get pet.

We get some pets, you know? So he's like, well, I really like you, but I want to see what's going on with Camille. That's just where my heart is. It's the hardest girl I'm ever gonna get again. You've gotta let me roam. Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, this was a very love island moment.

I'm sorry, but my head's just not turned. It's like, I had to make out with you to see where my heart really was, and it was a test, and I realized I just love her so much more. So unfortunately, strange lady who sort of looks like, perhaps like an elongated young Helen Hunt. Unfortunately, this won't go on. I'm sorry, but the first moment I have sex with that woman,

my stock goes up with all other women when I show them my ex. So, gotta go. She was on American Idol, so it's hard to turn that down. So she was like, well, say it through the evening and good chat. I'm like, oh God, stop, just stop. Just someone just please stop this woman. She's just hurting herself, you know. So then Leann has just sent away. Good bye.

They're like, bye. You lose, buy Liam. And so she tells us, going from here, I just want to go have some fun and spend some time with me brothers and Keep acting reality being a chief still And Tyler he's next he's like, well, I definitely wish I was on this boat a little bit longer I mean, I was granted on here for about two or three weeks, but I did spend about 85% of that time in a little room that they liked me up in and brought me out

only to see if I would come out to my parents yet. So I think hopefully next time I get to see some daylight. Yeah, I guess I can't wait to see my mom and dad. There will be tears shed. I was like, wow, geez. So then Haley and Fraser, they're holding hands and Fraser's like, you have been my absolute rock this season and you are a phenomenal human being. Which I've smelled my thoughts.

Put your finger in my butt crack. Just do it this one time. You'll never forget it. Actually, instead I got you another creepy cake and this time it's just you have a giant eye with some fondant legs coming out of it So she tells us I've accomplished something I didn't even know that I could do I worked my hair self and I didn't complain So the first thing I'm going to do when I get in there's I'm gonna lay on my tip money on my bed thing I'm going to do when I get to him is I'm gonna lay on my tip money on my bed, ship off naked and have lots and lots of sex with my boyfriend in decent proposal style. Sorry dad. Too late. So then Ben's like what's next for me?

Flick hair, hair flick, hair flick. Ten days with Camille and the Dominican Republic. I'm voting for Camille, head over a heels. Who gold is so embarrassing? Head of gold just hair over heels. So he leaves. Thank God. They actually went to the DR. She stood him up. I feel like they went and it was like maybe fine. They probably had sex and then I was like, okay, see you later. So then Katie goes, um, I would sum up my experiences one hell of a ride and like I loved every second of it and like in a perfect absolute world, I could see myself pursuing something with Ross, but um, I see the fuckboy side of him and he doesn't have the commitment to being a good boyfriend and it is what it is. We had fun, you know. Yeah, I'm gonna try to be exclusive with them. Yeah, we're gonna try to make this happen. Yeah, I'm gonna call them a few times. My amy-haw girl out. So then Captain and Ross, he's like,

here a leadership was quite remarkable. I mean, that little tent that you have is like a guiding beacon. Oh yes, my bone had left to me, led me all over this boat. And it got things done, Captain. Get jammed. He's like, sound, what's next for you? Hallhouse in Lodidale. I have to say, I know people use fleshlates, but you're the first one I've met who actually seems to have turned his face into a fleshlight. Wow, what's going on there with all those creases? You better get into some shades, sir. So then Rachel and Fraser are last and she's like, you're only going to get

stronger and better. I love you Fraser. So what happened with these two I need to know what happened between them? Yeah, and she's like, yeah, this is definitely not one of my most successful seasons and it's no longer fun anymore. Yes, this is my life-passion But the same time I am too old for this shit. So come find me in a bar world. You see my signature song So the captions are like I'm gonna miss you kid. Thanks for coming back to me So she's basically like I'm fucking out of here. You know, I'm done with this shit. So then now it's Fraser.

Fraser is turned to say goodbye and he's like, I hope I've made you proud. That's all I've ever wanted, Captain. Well Mr. O'Lander, I know you had to dig deep a couple of times and I know you had big shoes to fill and you did so admirably. And I see, are you saying that my feet are fat? No, no, no, no, it's an expression. I just want to make sure, no, it's an expression.

I'd actually like it if you told me my feet are fat. Fine, you got fat feet. I see it. Yeah, well, you know, he stepped it up and knocked it out like a pint glass on an Irishman's nightstand that guy. So Fraser's like, I've come quite far and we got really, really good happy ending in the end. Wink, not anyone on board though.

It's like, yes, Fraser went out and got some. Love to hear it. It's hard being gay on these shows, you know, I'm glad he went and got some local. But yeah. And so then he leaves and then we now launch into the captainly reflecting on 10 seasons of below deck, which is we see all these flashbacks. We see the first time Kate comes on the boat. We see their memories of their wonderful relationship and all.

And we see Rocky diving off the boat. I was hoping that they would show that crazy lady, Dolores, you know, like getting kicked off the boat and things like that, but we see it all, and he's like, I made a promise, that would come back, and it's a promise, like, goddamn delivered. And I want people to look at my, the job I've done,

and go, and the bar that I've set high and kept high and got them what arrived. I don't know what's going to happen in the future but the ocean's always going to be a part of me and I still got the best. Get them job in the world. Now who left those windows salty? God someone get back here those little salty windows. Come on. I'm not bringing us to the end of below dick below dick I know I'll set end of the air I know sad I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I was he? He was. But, um, uh, yeah, great. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see now. But he, uh, we have, we've had the distinct honor of meeting Captain Lee and he is a stand-up gent. So happy for him.

Congrats. Yeah, he was the first one. I had to look it up. I didn't even believe you. Yeah. I thought it was somebody else the first season. Wow. No, he was the first one. Kate wasn't on the first season. Yeah, yeah Well, it's been so long. I didn't even remember the first goddamn season and below deck below deck med was not that that was Mark Mark was at odd like monsters dad Yeah, all right. He's all right. He mark All right, everybody. Well, thanks so much for being here with us this season.

God, I sure loved it. Below deck sound like it's coming back in April. So we'll be here for that. It looks like two weeks or so, two or three weeks. Yeah, it looks like it's another wild one. Yeah, we'll talk to you guys soon. Thanks for being with us. We sure love you guys.

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