Watch What Crappens - Below Deck: The Secret of Mahi Success

Episode Date: February 3, 2021

This week's Below Deck is filled with emotion as Captain Lee forges an unlikely bond with the Queen of Versailles, Jackie Siegel and her family over their shared personal losses. But don't worry: there's plenty of lighter stuff on board too — a colossal mahi mahi mixup, a sad birthday cake for Elizabeth, and two drunk boys who have us very nervous.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And you know know I got nothing to complain about. Yeah, I just got out. Well, I have something to complain about because you've got your wringer on during the podcast. It's a very professional podcast, Bam, okay? Well, I turned it off. You know what? It was a promotion from Postmates informing me that vampires heat garlic. Thanks Postmates. Thanks. I'll be sure to remember that when I go to Romania next. Vampires are too thin for me anyway. Vampires have bad tastes if they don't like garlic.

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Old maybe is the true mirror. This is the only mirror I'll ever need. Okay, let's get on with some below, dick. This episode is called Hard to Salami. Yeah, speaking of vampires. So we open up in the middle of Francesca scolding Elizabeth because Elizabeth and James had sex in a guest room without asking for permission and Francesca's found out and she's now scolding Elizabeth

and saying, honestly when I first heard about it I thought there's no way that Elizabeth would be sleeping in a guest cabin. I mean she's dumb but she's not that dumb. She's about making World War I mustard guest dumb but not sleeping in the not that dumb. She's about making real-world war one mustard gas, dumb But not sleeping the guest bedroom dumb. Oh, I never thought Elizabeth would actually give her a give herself a full-size bed to make Or say to myself they know why she'd give herself that much work Also, I love a fight that takes place in a place called jolly. It's just so cute Yeah, the jolly Harbor. Yeah, so Liz, we're just like, oh, but we were sleeping.

So that's why you didn't think we'd do it. So I don't want you having sex in the car. Nobody should be talking about my sex life. Oh, okay. Oh, okay, Liz, you're the real victim here. Yeah, she's gonna take this stand here I like how she says like that they would but they we weren't sleeping we weren't sleeping She's like you were there until 6 30 in the morning, okay, so she's like yeah

Don't talk about my personal life and then you're the one who's bringing it into the yacht You're bringing it into the workplace. You've literally I would say you brought it But maybe I should say you came with it. Get into it's a joke. I can be funny. I'm funny, friends, let's go. I would say you brought it but actually you caught it. I'm assuming. Or it's all on the sheets, in which case you're gonna be in a lot more trouble. All right. St. Blu-la-naa, because three weeks on a charter roll in one night. Which first of all is a lie because it was two nights and yes Fucking all over get bed sheets. Yes, especially during corona, you know

I know this is just the beginning of corona, but you know James's sperm is gross enough without corona intermingleds now. It's just unforgettable. You've got unforgivable sperm, sir Unforgivable Unforgivable sperm so fran jascas like stop into interrupting me what is wrong with you why do you keep interrupting me and she's like stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop at least a bit at least a bit you know what this is enough of head and I'm going to walk away and cry raw now. And is he's like, oh, feel like I'm in the US open like, like, first of all, good when second of all seems like, sounds like James banging Elizabeth, because that's like the sound effect that they use.

It's like, it's like Martina never to low out there. I feel like, yes, it's probably like the US open, the differences that Francesca's like, I don like yes, it's probably like the US open, the differences that Francesca's like, I don't know, like Anna Cornerkowa or something. And Elizabeth is just like the ball girl just running and trying to pick up the balls, but she keeps throwing the balls back. I was like, no, you're supposed to keep the balls bulge. Why do you keep throwing the balls back over the net? But come on, it

was just one time So then Liz a bit is like this is gonna be the worst birthday ever So Eddie has been in bed this whole time hiding from the fight on his phone So he hears the fighting stop and he's like well, I guess I'll go in there now Wait, wait a lead buddy. So he comes in and he's like what just happened that could have woken up dad Well, I was just approaching a very abrupt way for not asking permission to stay in the guest cabin Worst birthday ever. I'm gonna call my energy healer. I like how she says it as if like she's the victim because Francesca came and spoke to her quote unquote in an abrupt fashion, whatever that means. Like does that mean that Francesca came and

spoke very quickly in an unexpected way like you sleeping See we just start in the back of the room and then run up real close to the table and go So props so then Um so then Elizabeth gets on the phone with her spiritual healer or whatever she's like God spiritual healer or whatever she's like, God, we high. I need some virtual healing, please. It's like, okay, great. Today we lived with our first, second, third, fourth, dimensional, gray dark brown matter,

which we may have passed on generationally or through our lives. And then he's like, and then he's like, all right, generational dark matter, breakfast, roast, cafe, boost, all that energy. You know what? You may have passed on from the flake you were in your other lives to the flake you are now. And look, split ends are intergenerational spiritually hunts. So nothing I can really do about those leaving conditioners, some people like main intel

Which is for horses. It could work for humans dong dong dong dong dong. You're at 1999. Do you like me to keep going? We're gonna lift away now you're six and seventh and eighth dimensional now. We're going into the blue and the yellows We're gonna go into some red red. We're gonna see some archers We have some big Mac with DLT recorderA-Cotta pounded with some cheese fillet, fish-a-ham, bigot, cheese-bigot, I happen to have to lay a fish. Ah, that's as far as I can. Yeah, you're healed yet.

You know what, I don't really see a lot. I see some goop on a sheet and I see zero ironing in any of your lifetimes. Does that make sense? So, also I have to say before she goes out there, Rob goes into his room after hearing the fight and he goes, she's a gentle soul. And he's like, she's a gentle soul, all right. And I was like, God, you can even make that sound like sexual harassment on this show. So then after she's done like getting her energy red, we just see Captain Lee, he just

like approaches in the middle of it. In his most patterned shirt to date, like we've never seen a shirt this pattern. And he's like, my instinct says to say, kiddo, but I feel like I shouldn't. So what's going on with your bunker head? Oh, I'm good. I just spoke to my energy healer. Okay. Is her energy busted? Did she break it? I don't know. I don't know. So, um, the next morning Rob has a bad fart and it's so bad it will come up. And, um, Francesca is still really upset. She's like Elizabeth is talking back to me.

That is so disrespectful. I'm disappointed myself because I should have been more stoned from the start with her and not given a sue mini-chances. I don't know what to do. So I'm going to do some very angry breathing yoga. Now this kind of yoga I can get with because that's the yoga unit. This is real You know people who are like oh my god spirits. I met Prometheus one time. He brought a son those people are full of shit But people like Francesca those are real people We're just like putting their arse to the sky going Like when you're close to barking like a dog at the sky instead of murdering somebody that's real yoga well done Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, do what you have to do. Are you ready? Are you ready? And then all of a sudden they're like, they're running out

and to call like a thousand people about, you know. Yeah, totally. It's coffee for closers, yoga, totally. So then we cut to Ashling. He's dropping a water bottle. Mm-hmm. We call him one more of the BLT one. And I wrote that down also, Ashling drops a bottle.

And then James checks in with Elizabeth. And he's like, you know, what was happening? Literally, I was watching my film in my bed. And I could hear it in my headphones. I'm like, wow, what a crazy revelation that the fight that was happening on the other side of your door. You could hear over your AirPods. He's like, I wonder what the repcussions will be in Elizabeth's like, nothing. And meanwhile, is he's walking around reminding everyone that it's Elizabeth's birthday. So please, that's all remember to make this very, very special for her.

Yeah, congratulations, Elizabeth. You're going to get a stack of bread at the end of the day. You got white bread, wider than this cast waiting for you at the end of this day. Congratulations. So so Rachel is she's she's trying to like figure out the menu for tonight because Jackie and David are like polar opposites with what they want and then Ashling She's feeling better guys, so that's good and then the decans of course are giving Izzy problems They're like Izzy Where do we start? What should we do today? What do we do? And she's like, well, if you're going to act like five, you're roads and you really want

direction, you can start at the crows nest and make you way down. Twot faces. Twot waffle. And James is like, oh, yeah, love that guy. Is Rob walks up. And then Elizabeth is asking Ashley I'm asking I'm telling laundry kind of is James maybe I'm large like I can't with you like how are you on how are you on Charter 70 don't know what the size of everyone's uniforms and all you're supposed to be doing is laundry oh my give so then Rob is like so are you gonna do buckets is he or are you just too big to do buckets now? Bucket burn. Yeah, bucket burn Yeah, and then is this where she says are you going to ask like a real petalant?

What about me being a deck and because not rather I'd expect better for my roommate I get oh she's talking to James about that Yeah, and James is like you know only kidding don't you I'll use up on you you know in the morning I'm tough but I'll use up on you like a direction Yeah, you know rolls just got an erection first thing in the morning it'll go down And then we see the greatest sin that could ever happen on this boat happen the captain pouring his own Cheerios into a ball. You know what, you're all fired.

Yeah, you know it was bad because they actually zoomed in while he was doing it. They didn't let it be a static shot. They're like, we want everyone to see what's really happening here. Captain Lee's making his own breakfast. So James and maybe you're talking about the big fight that was happening and Eddie still doesn't say anything to him.

Uh, and then Francesca and Elizabeth have a little meeting and Francesca saw Lisa. Oh, I'm so disappointed in you. You say you want to be professional, but I don't see that. And Elizabeth's like, uh, uh, uh, like rolling her eyes. I'm just looking at her like her face is saying, God. Yeah. And Francesca's like, why are you so surprised? Sleeping in a guest cabin, it's not your fault.

It's just, well, because we love Jordan, there were no guests. It doesn't matter. I don't like your attitude. You know what we call that in Australia? We call it a didgeridowns. Okay, don't like it. I'm really pissed off right now. Stop talking back to me, and stop talking back to me with your face. Alright, because I don't like the way your face is talking back to me. Alright, I'm really pissed off at you. I can see that.

And the guys are cleaning windows right behind them, and they're just like, don't look in there, James, don't do it. You know what, this is the final straw. Oh well I can go get some more straws, it's a metaphor, Elizabeth, it's a metaphor. I'd like you to go now and take charge of the cabins. And I guess I'll have to spell this out for you once again. Take charge of laundry, I want that finished laundry, go do laundry. Okay, I'll clean up the bar.

No laundry. I'll get you a straw I said laundry. I don't know why she's doing this to me. She needs to go because I have been in love I'm in a secret I hope Kate Chastain is sitting at home throwing shit at the TV during this. I know. So now provisions, here come the provisions.

Provision are coming and then Ash, Francesca like walks by Ashling and Ash is like, Hey, well, you my favorite chase to in the entire world. Everything going great today. What's wrong? You know, and falls into the bathroom and she's she just is like, I'm all I get for big deal with a right and then Ashley starts crying and say, I know you feel because we see him on the yeah, you're pushing like your health crying because the losing of the sucks, come on.

Yeah, so Ashley is like, oh, I feel terrible for Francesca, I mean, being chased, we have to listen to you now. So I think this is actually a little bit before they were both crying. I think this is like the build up to the cry. They were just in the bathroom at this point. They were just sort of getting,

I mean, Francesca was crying, but this is when Ashley still thought she could be okay with not crying before she Okay, so then Francesco is too upset to go all the way down for provisions So she's like, please bring them to the deck so I can just cry on one level today So everybody starts bringing up provisions and Rachel's dancing around with the cucumber in the kitchen Everybody starts bringing up provisions and Rachel's dancing around with the cucumber in the kitchen So they're not kidding Yeah, and then James is also like he's talking to us about like basically He doesn't like all these applications that are being put upon him

You know Regarding Elizabeth's birthday. He's like well, you know, I'm not this bitch's boyfriend I mean, I don't want to stress, you know, so it it's a bit digiter to remind of how old you are. And the last thing I'll ever be as old, I'm gonna be young. I'll be a be a young, young handsome man laying down cones for the rest of my life. I've got the eyebrows of a 10 year old girl and that's how old I am. And so is he's doing that because is he just keeps walking around the boat going? Do you have surprises for Elizabeth Beth? Anybody?

Anybody gonna surprise Elizabeth for her birthday? So then we go to the captain and Fred Cheska. He's like, how you doing? I'm gonna reserve my kiddo for when I see what kind of crap you're gonna lay on me right now. What is it? I'm just like, not so good. Cause Elizabeth and James slept in a guest cabin.

He's like, well, thanks a lot. Now I can't finish my fucking Danish, all right? Yeah, he'd like lifted it up. He's like, well, I'm sure whatever Francesca has to say will not ruin my desire to take a bite out of this lovely pastry slash bagel, whatever it is. It's a circle, it's a circle made of carbs, and I'm gonna have it out. Yeah, it's ruined. I gotta put it down

Yeah, but you know what you might have saved me from diabetes because I did just eat a bowl of cereal All right, you know what fuck this shit Addy what is James doing sleeping in the guest cabin? If you must have played hide the salami with this girlfriend, that's fine, but not in our cabins All right, let's call James in here and And James is like, Oh, I'm just a little boy. What could I have done wrong? He's like doing the bashful thing. I was like, just like, put your toe on the ground and kind of kick it. You know, have like, encourage teams. Yeah, yeah, exactly kicking a pebble, you know, or yeah. So he's like, I mean, I say this only once. If you sleep in a guest cabin again without asking you can pack your shit and leave.

Okay, now pack your shit and leave my office right now. You're gonna fire. Come one more time on this boat and you're gonna go. Alright, alright, but you're not fired. Congrats to your penis. Alright, your penis is getting another stripe. You sir or in trouble. Get out of here.

And James is like, do I think he's being unfair? No, but I do it again. That's the million dollar question. And of course I would. So I just lost a million dollars in a potential career. Great. Yeah. And the captain's like, alright, well that solves him. Now let's talk about Elizabeth and Francesca's like, can we be alone for this? Thank you. Thank you. I Don't want to work one more day with her. I'm putting a period in between each word so I don't cry He's like well this is the first time that James has been there goddamn dumb on the other hand Well Elizabeth we've been down this road before I mean She did try to poison us all I will just always go back to that one That's I could talk about all the other things

she's fucked up, but at the end of the day, I just have to say, I'm less or less. Mm-hmm. And Francesca's like, well, as soon as we can get someone to get someone else, I'd love to replace her. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, C'mere shoes, here comes one right now. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest

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Here, I've got singing it make it might look something like this that's a middle finger. Yeah, exactly I can't even know what I'm gonna you know what I'm gonna hunt there right now, right? Sing a song about chocolate marble cake and whipped cream. All right. Yeah, fuck the chocolate cake. Yeah. So then Izzy goes to check on all this a bit. Yeah, and all this bit. And she's like, are you okay?

And she's like, I don't know. You know what? She's Frank Tesskas really giving me a hard time. It's a hostile work environment. Like, it's not, I know it's hostile because you keep fucking up the easiest shit to not fuck up. How many times do you have to be warned? Yeah, happy birthday. Here's a nice box of consequences. You idiot. So is he like, yeah, we're all got a male lead dick I got my lead dick hand and all the sudden ropes being an asshole and she's like really? Yeah complete Charles

You know what we can do. We're gonna ros above or So then we see Elizabeth and James in the crew mess and I don't know did he write happy birthday day on the whiteboard Someone did but he kind of like points it out and he's just eating cocoa puffs And she's sitting there waiting for him to do something romantic and she's like I just really hope that James will do something with you and romantic and like You know, I just need some cuteness in my life right now. And he's just sitting there like a caveman just shoveling these coconut hops and like milk going down. Yeah, because he's not even just eating them. He's like, yeah.

And you know, he's also like punishing her because he got in trouble even though it's something that he actually instigated That's like on some level that that's what's going on there. He's like well got in trouble with captain So I'm not gonna talk to her. I'm just gonna act chill so she doesn't expect anything for a birthday So Francesca's like will a shling I spoke with Elizabeth and you know what always upset because I was not a bitchy chiefs to I Know Cuz you know I work Sometimes I keep a crying and think about how great of a chiefs to you on and just bring to you boys

This reminds me of like when you like kids you know like when one starts crying and then the other one just like wants to cry as well They just start crying, but they don't know what they're the second kid doesn't know what they're crying about. Yeah And then James somewhere on the boats like snitches get stitches snitches snitches snitch. I don't know something like that All right, and then back to franchise. She's like between you and I we will get someone to replace her after the charter And asking like, but why don't we just do it? We can get rid of it right now. We could do without how? Acting like they're on the bottom of the Titanic trying to figure out how to get up to like the top deck I know they just want This is terrible. We can do it. We have to make a run forward. We

should do it. You think we could do it. I know. Leonardo DiCaprio is holding onto their ankles while Kathy Bates just floats by on a rescue boat. Yeah. We can push through. So then Francesca is like, all right, that's what we're going to do. It's just going to be the two of us. But then she goes and talks to Rachel, who's like, yeah, you know what I wanna do? I wanna do like a whole big bit in the me's thing. Like I wanna put up, like, I actually want to like build a pagoda out of ham.

Can we do a pagoda out of ham somewhere under, but it'll be a bonny pagoda. How about that? And you know what, I want fire, I want like loops of fire, and I want a tiger, and I wanna have three different picnic stations and a water slide. I think that's what we should do.

I guess we'll need a third, too. Yeah, yeah. So she walks around and she's like, oh, cold. You know, I just don't know what to do. But she tells us that as much as she wants to get rid of Elizabeth, she can't right now. So she's like, ishling, I'm sorry, but maybe swapping morning in late so she's not guest-facing. Very released. So then Eddie, then Ashley is like walking through the yard and I just like, don't

not write today, she's like, yep, are you sure? Yep, don't lie to me, I don't have to tell dad, dad, I think she's lying to me. So then Francesca, let's see, she's looking over the two kids okay because the guests are coming down the dock now and Jackie's like oh you guys know what the boat is the biggest boat in the harbor. It's a yacht. You know what the word yacht there's actually a sea in an age but you just don't really say them.

So they all come on and her husband David is like yeah I brought my own champagne and a styrofoam alright and he's carrying this huge styrofoam cup and Jackie introduces herself she's like well some people know me it's a queen of her side. Like so do you want us to call you queen or would you want us to call you queen? Or would you like us to call you Jackie? Oh, there is fine. But in case you forgot, I'm going to be wearing a huge necklace that says Queen Oopper Sine. Do you mind if I put up a step and repeat in the gallery that just says Queen Oopper Sine?

So then there are Sons. Daniel and it's Daniel and was it Robert think it's David David Jr. and Daniel yeah So they come on and they're like exactly what you'd expect Rich 19 year old kids 19 to 20 year old kids to be like so this guy goes because up to Captain Lingo's so a part of the career you Catch that it's like what part of humanity are you sir like what do you? What's your job? I'm gonna catch that. I'm gonna catch that. It's like what part of humanity are you, sir? Like how do you, how do you, how do you talk to someone like that?

What part of the crew are you? What's your job? He literally says that to Captain Lee and Captain Lee, it's like I am the captain. He's like really nice. He's like being very polite. Oh. So they start looking around. They get the tour of the boat and stuff and one of the kids is like oh, yeah

Clothin's optional up here, huh? I said, I don't know if you want to see your mom without clothes all right. Oh, it's David the husband He's like yeah, Clothin's optional Yeah, and then and then one of the songs goes well, maybe he they're still doing the tour and he tells Francesca, he's like, well maybe my dad will buy this boat. Hmm. Gosh. I mean, there's theoretically nothing wrong

with saying that if you're wealthy, it is a possibility, maybe that will happen. But for some reason, it just comes off as such. It's gross. It's just like a gross thing to say to the person that's, I don't know, it's like, though, the person that's working on it is just. You don't have to explain person that's a bull. I don't know, it's like, that person that's working on it is just... You don't have to explain, it's fucking gross.

I have to explain glass politics. It's gross. So, David's like, what happened to my drink? And, check, he's like, oh no, everybody, we don't throw out the styrofoam cup. Okay, I've had remote control thrown at my head, lots of times over that. Just leave it, it's not littering until it goes in the trash. Okay, we're saving the Styrofoam.

What we're gonna do is buy the ocean, that way if you throw the Styrofoam into the ocean, you're not throwing it away, you're just putting it somewhere else in your estate. And that should go. It really seats you. So then we have like Jackie's brought on just like noodles of Louis Vuitton luggage

and she's like, that's mine and that's mine and that's mine, that one's mine, that's mine. This is mine, that's mine, that's mine, that's mine, that's one, that one. Oh here's something, this for June is June on this boat. Oh, a different boat. Okay, this one's okay, and that's mine. Thank you. I had a butterfly suitcase for June. She's not here. Okay, throw that one in the ocean. We just bought it. I don't really like it when you go to school. Oh, so the kids go straight to the bar, of course.

In actions like, so do you go on boats? And the Daniel is like, oh yeah, but you're the only one. So we'll end it, you know, with drinking is legal out here. And they're not allowed to drink in the US and I don't really blame them. I went to Bailey in my 18th birthday. We got totally wasted.

The hell month we got totally wasted. And then I called my mommy every day and said, Mommy, my tummy's sick and she said, stop calling me, please just drink some more instead. And then we cut to David going, I wonder what the poor people are doing today. Nice to be rich, isn't it? So, so now they leave the dock and he's like, well, some people do this all year round.

Uh, and they crew, there's like marvelling at the fact that David is 82, but he has, uh, 20 year old, which meant that he was 60 when he was blanking Jackie to have the kids, eh? Yeah. Yeah. And then someone goes, well, you know what, these people should be very interesting people. And then we cut to Jackie going,

you'll have something on your pants, honey. Yeah, I know we see the two sons just sitting in like a corner going. The girls are pretty cute. Yeah, the ones on the ceiling. They're like blonde. They're hot. They're blonde hot. They're really on the civilian. Yeah, they're like blonde. They're hot. They're blonde hot. They're weird by them.

Yeah. And then in the kitchen, Rachel's farting. She like, do not come over here. Ha ha ha. Finally revenge for the mustard gas. Because Elizabeth is like, what? So anchor, anchor time, OK? And then David walks into the bridge.

He's like, this must be the bridge, yeah, hey, captain. So they come in and David's like, you know, I've raised 14 children, three wives. Yeah, and he asks, Captain Lee, if he has any children, and this then segues into Captain Lee talking about how he had a son who just recently died from a drug overdose. And then David and Jackie had lost a daughter five years ago. So they're sort of bonding. They're having a very nice moment bonding over this tragic situation. And we see Captain Lee.

He's telling us about how hard it is to survive something like this and he gets choked up in the interview and sad. It's really sad. Yeah, and then it's time for Toilet. And Rob's like, let's do it, you able see, man. So then Daniel's trying with Ashling again. He's like, what's your name again? Ashling was Ash, but my real name with Ashling again. He's like, what's your name again? Ashling was Ashling, but my real name is Ashling. And he's like, oh, interesting.

Well, you know what? Like I'm reading all this shit. Like getting canceled because Corona, right? Like the media's totally out of proportion. Oh, yes. Yes. So then, um, uh, because you know because the people who are really up to date on what's happening with coronavirus are 219 and 20-year-olds who live in a palace. So now, Francesca is taking lunch orders and some people want lamb and some people want mahi-mahi, which becomes quite the controversy and quite in a moment. And Rachel Farts again, and she's like, oh no, she's making a fart sound with a squeeze or like oil squeezing.

And she's like, oh god, I'm forwarding to so fast. So then we cut to Elizabeth and Ashley in the mass, and they're eating and Ashley's like, oh you will ride Elizabeth? And she's like, oh I mean, even if it wasn't my birthday, I'd be pissed. Like, if I went into the guest cabin, I won't do it again. It's not an if, do you want it?

You fucked up the guest cabin. Now, why do you keep running shit like this? No, she goes, no, she goes, she goes, I went into the guest cabin and I'm sorry, it won't happen again. No, she said if, she said, if I went into the guest cabin, I won't do it again.

I rewind it and got the clothes caps thing on that shit because I was like, my brain could not, clearly could not like process or absorb the line of thinking there. If I went to the guest cabin, you did. You did. It's not fun being spoken to in a certain way Well, it's not comfortable sleeping on poor people sperm either. Okay. That's what you're forcing people to do

It's not fun waking up with James blue John your back when you're on vacation. I Well, I don't even wish that on David Siegel at his time share craziness so I'm sure craziness. So, so then Jackie meanwhile, she brought a Versace Water toy. So she's like, I brought her Versace Water toy, if anyone wants it. Which, I don't know if that's a real thing

or she just got totally scammed by someone on Amazon. But she has, she's like, honey, you wanna help me blow it up? And he's like, I only got so much hair left. I'm not wasting it on a fucking toy, all right. So, Francesca's giving Rachel the launch orders. And then, Eddie is instructing Daniel how to use this little ski bob thing.

And for some reason, we get this, we get very detailed instructions, which I thought was gonna lead to something, but it doesn't, because he's like, okay, you're not gonna lie on top of this, unless you're going, because water will ingress into it, and it will break, okay, you're not gonna lie on top of this unless you are going because water will ingress into it and it will break. Okay, it will break. And then Daniel's like, uh, who gets in trouble if I damage it? You, you do. Okay, I'm gonna tell dad.

I'm gonna have to say in this, when Francesca is putting the orders, I knew from the commercials that this was gonna be a big deal. So I counted, okay. She counted for Mahi's out. I was counting them. And then one of them was a Mahi and a chop. And Rachel's cooking while she does it. So I don't know where the computer is because it keeps the numbers keep changing throughout the episode. So then Jackie gets someone to fill the, she gets Izzy to fill up her, her Versace inner tube tube and Izzy's like, well you know what? I don't think Jackie needs a flotation device because she's got two perfect ones right here on her breast. Her boobies is what I mean. She's got two big, big boobies, alright? You're demoted, Izzy. You're demoted. It's too easy. Let's one my name is Izzy, making Izzy jokes.

So guess what the guy at the boys are hungry, they want French fries and then Rob and is you're asking James if he has made Elizabeth a card and he's like, oh, I know, I could but that's a lot of effort. It's a lot of effort to do the bare minimum to make someone who expects even less than the bare minimum happy. Like he could have taken a post it and put a heart on it and said like just a little happy birthday from me to you and she's like oh that's so sweet. She's an idiot. She's an idiot.

He's already shown you he does not give a shit about you and you're an idiot. Okay so have fun being stupid and he'll have fun being a dish bag. I feel nothing for either of you. So Eddie's like, Well, I'm gonna read your horoscopes then. Well, it says you better be creative with sex or you're gonna have trouble connecting with the Pisces. Oh, God.

You know the more I read this, you should not be together. The more I read this, the more I think that I should tell Dad that someone lets something really vulgar onto this boat. I'm throwing in the water with the sire from God. And James is like, in my head, I think I like her, and let something really vulgar onto this boat. I'm throwing in the water with the sarah from God. And James is like, in my head, I think I like her, but that's not a lot of effort, you know? Oh, I don't know, I can't. So then the guest from lunch at the table

and Rachel's like, for Mahi's, she said three Mahi's. I swear to God, she said three Mahi's. And then we see the close-up of the list where there's four. So now we're like, okay, well Rachel's obviously wrong. Cause first the sun was like, well, I want mahi too. So they had to make one extra mahi already for the sun, right? Yeah, well, so it's kind of funny because in this part, Rachel says that she said, like she said three and Francesco said,

but Francesco is claiming four. But ultimately, what the issue is, is that, says that she said like she said three and Francesca said, but Francesca's claiming four. But ultimately what the issue is is that that Rachel made four and they actually were meant to have five. And when we see the close up, where the confusion lies is that for every person eating lunch, Francesca had made a line for each of them.

So it was like David, the next line Jackie, the next line whoever, whoever, whoever, whoever. But for, there was like the couple, like the one of David's sons has like a wife. And they were on one line together. So when Francesca wrote down that they both wanted Mahi, she wrote Mahi Mahi, meaning that these two want, she wants a Mahi and he wants a Mahi,

but the problem is, when you put Mahi and Mahi next to each other, it makes Mahi Mahi, which is the name of the dish. So it looks like, like you don't put Mahi and Mahi next to each other and expect it to be interpreted as two separate entities. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

So Rachel's like, the one thing I need is communication. I was really getting that off my chest. Yeah, that was some Ben's Flaming. That was a good Ben's Flaming. Thank you. Rachel's like, she sucks at communication. Sorry. So then Jackie does not get her Mahi and, you know, no one cares.

Really? It's like yeah the chips are real seasoned and Rachel comes up to start grilling octopus but then she finds out that there's yet another mahi missing and she's like but you said for mahi sodol. Shekno eats form. Shekno gets for on the ticket good and they keep showing us the close up of this ticket which is hilarious because it's all highlighted and stuff and then so now Francesca is hating Francesca It's like hating her back. She's like it was hurtful and we don't have time for a little freak it wrong Am because the queen is waiting for this No, Francesca, it's your fault you wrote Mahi Mahi that's like saying if that's like saying two people want lobster

and you write okay Sarah wants the lob and John wants the stir saying like a lob and stir don't you see it's two separate orders it's like no lobster so Rachel's pissed about the service and she's like we are gonna have a talk about it. And then Jackie is, I'll take one too. Just one would be good. I'll take one too. Who knows what they're talking about? I guess food. It's like more Mahi. It's just like more, more, more, more Mahi because like she's waiting and I think the kid asked for another piece of Mahi. It's a lot of Mahi going around here. Yeah, a lot of Mahi. So Rachel is singing. I'm gonna lose my shit and gotta lose my shit.

And the captain comes in to check on her because he's heard over the radio that shit's going down. And it's like, well, not happy. I need a meeting about service because things are getting messed up and extra-niting. And it's happened more than once. TITTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Um, so then Francesca is like Rachel. Thank you. Everyone loved your lunch. Now look at this ticket. There's Marry written five times I'm like oh my god. There's two orders on one line. You idiot Well, I don't want to argue. Well next time we're just gonna write on their faces. All right So I'll write on those papers on their no, we're gonna write on their little fucking faces

You know, we like you. You know, we're literally gonna take the heads up cards and put it over there foreheads. So I don't understand why this confusion. It literally says, right here, Mahi, Mahi, Mahi, Mahi, Mahi, that one says, I am. Why did you write it backwards? It's the same. Mahi, it's I am. I made him. I made, I made high-tech ham called I am. It's not the same. Mahi. It's I am. I made him. I made I made high tech ham called I am. It's not the same. So is he and the boys are bringing back into the tours? Is he boys and toys? And she's like, all right, you want to get your leg off that? He's like, maybe, maybe I do, maybe I don't. So could you, would you like to lose your leg if I let it go then you bet your twat? All right. if I let it go then you bet you're not. So, and so then that Rob and James are like, they still are making like condescending jokes at Izzy, et cetera.

And then she tells them to do something and Rob goes, a little courtesy goes a long way. I'm like, well, you're the one just making snarky jokes at your boss, Dick Wad. Yeah, so does a little murder. Okay, you ask. So then Rachel's gonna make fresh spaghetti and stuff and France just yons it her. And then it's time for Caru meal and they're reading about coronavirus in the news. And Ashley's like, we're losing people, you know, it's becoming full-own in real right now. And he's like, well, the best place to be is here, on a boat with a fresh group of people from Florida.

What could go wrong? Every single day, new people in and out, in and out. What could go wrong? So meanwhile, Rachel, surprisingly, did not have time to make a birthday cake for Elizabeth, because you know, there's a charter going on. So there's a birthday cake for Elizabeth because you know there's a charter going on. So there's no birthday cake for for Elizabeth and it's it's it's sad I guess. And then Captain Lee is getting ready for dinner and he is apprehensive because he's he's nervous that it's going to open up a lot of

wounds etc. So so then we have Elizabeth and she calls her best friend Kim and she's like, this is the most depressing 30th birthday as I didn't get a birthday kiss from the fuck boy. I'm not even really dating. And then Jackie puts on a dress and she's like, do you like it, David? He's like, now, but you're gonna do it anyway. Oh, yeah. And then the other kids just don't even bother showering before dinner. Just like rich, gross, and uninformed, uncrowded virus. So Izzy is telling the guys, do you guys even care

that I got lead dick can to what? And Rob's like, you didn't get promoted to Captain. Okay, you're the lead shami. So, I forgot. So, I forgot to bug up your ass then. If it's the only lead shami, why were you the one complaining last week about, oh, I'm a Captain of a boat and we've gone to the Pelican Islands

to find hidden treasure with my dog, falafel. Okay, why were you complaining last week? If it's not such a big deal, then drop the attitude, sir. Yep, so then it's dinner in the captain's voice to the guests and they get served there. He'll made pasta, which looks delicious. And Jackie's like, yeah, we've been together a long time. And you know, when we were getting together,

he said, what do you want for a marriage? He said, how about a yacht? I actually, I technically said, how about we tie the knot, but she heard, how about the yacht, and I had to buy it at that point. And this wine is from a cell, it's a thousand dollars of bottle. It's not from a wine cell,

we just have an old scary haunted cellar and we found it there. So, it's just this lady on the corner selling things. So then one of the kids is like, Dad, Tom Hanks and his wife have coronavirus, everyone's like, which I actually was chocolateing at, not because of their reaction, because I was, it just took me back to that day because that was like when all of America, I feel like a North America was like, wait a second, coronavirus is real, Tom Hanks has it.

It's like, for me, it's like the moment where we're all like, I'm getting, I'm learning that. Yeah, that's a serious. Yeah, if something's trying to kill Tom Hanks, I'm staying calm, you know? That was the day that we had to postpone all our shows. I remember specifically reading about Tom Hanks, lying on the sofa and be like, are we gonna die if we do our shows?

And then we had to, we got the phone. And we really, we really, that's why we can't really judge the people because I remember that time, I'm like, come on. How many times this has happened? We'll be fine. Don't cancel anything. Let's not be so hasty. And then yeah, Tom Hanks got it. And I was like, come on, how many times this has happened? We'll be fine, don't cancel anything. Let's not be so hasty.

And then yeah, Tom Hanks got it. And I was like, that's it. Read a listen too. I'm never leaving my house again. Yeah, I mean, literally the day before, we were having conversations like, what do we do with coronavirus? And the sentiment was like, listen,

Lady Gaga just had a concert this weekend. That was like the thing. Well, you know, Lady Gaga had a concert this past weekend. So everyone was fine. And then the next day, it's like, yeah, no, let's we're gonna post it. Yeah. Yeah. Tom X. Tom X. So they read that Trump has suspended travel from Europe for the next 30 days and Rachel, you know, presents dinner and stuff. And Jackie's like, so anyone ever tried and not to eat too many carbs? Haha. Haha.

It's like I'll spaghetti and shit. And then, um, is he, of course, feels bad that Elizabeth didn't even get a cake. Should we make one, guys? Should we make one? This is, I mean, I haven't actually seen 16 candles all the way through, but isn't this the same plot? It's, it's Elizabeth Molly Ringwald? I just remember, oh, 16 candles,

sorry, I was thinking of pretty in pink, I was getting confused. I don't remember. Okay, so Rachel, you know. I was thinking, thanks. I don't remember, and it's fucking my brain trying to remember, because I just see flashes of Molly Ringwald and Ducky. And, no, that will Ducky and no that will

Ducky was from pretty unpink right but I think so I saw the first like half hour of 16 candles because it was backstage at the 10th grade production of Brigaduin in my high school and me were waiting and I was sitting there in my kilt because I was playing Archie Beaton and someone put on 16 candles while we were waiting for curtain. And so I saw the first 30 minutes of it and from what it appears to be, everyone keeps forgetting or overlooking the fact that it's Molly Ringwald's birthday. Yeah, Molly Ringwald pretty much only plays overlooked people. That's like her, that's her ovar, if you will. So she makes a white bread,

she cuts off the crust of a white. I mean, is he, that is really sweet. You know, even cutting off the crust. Like, it makes like a very sweet lots of sugar. Yeah, sprinkles and chocolate sauce and stuff. And upstairs, captain is talking to the couple about their kids and their kids having demons that they couldn't fix and stuff. And upstairs, Captain is talking to the couple about their kids and their kids having demons that they couldn't fix and stuff, which is really sad. And the Captain has to get up and leave the table to go cry because it's so sad.

It's so sad. But I was actually really happy. I was really happy for Captain Lee that he had someone to help him in that moment, oddly enough. And it was so interesting. I was thinking that it's so interesting that here, you know, Jackie Siegel, Jackie and David Siegel, famous from their documentary, The Queen of Versailles, like living in the most ivory of towers, just this crazy world. They don't seem to live in reality.

And now this is Jackie Siegel's second time on Below Deck. The first time was on the first blow. I'm below deck med. Sorry. And on below deck med, she and her, she's like, oh, butterfly, butterfly. And she buys like $30,000 ring or something. That's like a butterfly. And then she gives it to June whose dad had recently passed, I believe. And then here's this moment. I thought it's so funny that these people who just are like in this whole other world don't seem to be connected to reality in any sense,

are able to have these like very intense and meaningful emotional connections with members of the crew. I was like, this is, it's so surprising. And I actually think in some way there's something really touching about that, you know. Yeah, were you would never expect it, you know, yeah, yeah So then they're having a trailer park birthday for Elizabeth and she's like not gonna live

I didn't have a cake. I would have been real sad. I mean call me delusional, but I'm hoping James can come through Delusional delusional Delusional, okay, I need quad with a sign here at a reunion that says delusional. Just wave it around. I forgot about that. So now Captain Lee is back at the table and they're just talking and saying that like, you know, Jackie's saying, you know, with something like this, you have to talk about it. Because otherwise, if you don't talk about it, you're not going to help anyone else.

And then I think the saddest part, most heartbreaking part is hearing how Captain Lee's wife is really struggling because there's some, that son was the only son that they had together. And Captain Lee basically is hoping to learn from Jackie and David's that way. He can then help his wife cope, which I thought was just so sweet

and lovely in heartbreaking. And David's like, well, don't worry, we your family now. We're real fucking rich, right? Well, so then Francesca is sending Liz to bed and she's nice. She's like, a raw, let's get you the bed, stupid face. Happy birthday, don't sleep. I know I could be nice to her because she's basically a goldfish and forgot everything we talked about Two hours ago, so I could just pretend to be nice to her and shall always think I'm nice

So James's James goes after his and he's like so has it been too bad today? And she's like yeah pretty shitty day He's like all right good night Good night! He's like, alright, good night. He just likes it. Bye! Well, that was nice of you to show me to pop up your lips so I could see the full size of those gums there.

Oh, I guess the gums are laying. But obviously, I was sleep, bye! She goes to the room and shuts the door. She's like, he fucking kidding me! So then Francesca sends everybody to bed, except for Ashling. And she's like, are you comfortable staying up with these boys? It's fine. It's like, if you need to call, just cry to James. And he'll tell me what you cry to bet. And then I'll cry with you in my sleep. Or I.

She's like, yeah, it's all right. I got wasted for month and Bali. So I can handle these kids. So it's 12 15 and the two sons are like chugging and Ashley at first is like, listen, I don't blame them. I mean, listen, they called me the number one wine in Bali. They're like, so I get it. I know I'd be drinking hipes too,

but then they keep drinking and drinking and doing shots and now it's like 1 a.m. and and And now they're like I want to jump off the boat and I'm like no PTSD from Dolores not Dolores again Yeah, and so Ashley has to get stern with him She's because one of them goes too bad and she's like you know jumping off the boat all right You've got to get off the swimming drop kicked in the orders and he's like you know jumping off the boat alright. You've got to get off the swimming drop kicked into orders And he's like all right, well, you know what I want to go on the hot tub then he's had a folder So it's empty. It's a good straning

So he goes up to check and finds out that she's lying and he's like yeah, they're lying to me It's like perfectly hot like I'll take another vodka get it right then she's like well can, they're lying to me. It's like perfectly hot. Like, I'll take another vodka, get it right then. She's like, well, can't give you any more alcohol. And he's like, well, you guys are here to make our vacation as enjoyable as possible. And you're limiting our alcohol. And I just, I want you guys to enjoy yourself. And if you guys want me to serve you guys,

I can do that because it's your vacation, not mine. And she's like, no, it's yours. Because, well, it doesn't feel like it. Oh, God, yeah, he goes to bed all mad. He's like, this crew's wack, yo. Yeah, it's like, will he complain to his parents? Well, even if he does, I mean, gross. Gross, dude, go to bed.

Seriously. And that's how it ended. Gross Dude got a bed Seriously and And that's how it ended it ended with the drunky kid Being angry. So Thank you all for listening. Thank you for listening this episode. Kai We are back tomorrow with some real housewives of Dallas and then know what, we have a programming update on our programming update, which is that Atlanta isn't on this Sunday, so next Monday will be the full full recap of the Subber House season premiere, so if you're wondering where that is, it will be on Monday. So we'll talk to you all tomorrow on the next show. Bye! Bye! Watch what crap ends, would like Think It's Premium Sponsors.

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