Watch What Crappens - Below Deck: Toxic Brüsculinity

Episode Date: December 10, 2019

The crew gets the day off on "Below Deck," and what starts off as a lovely holiday (baby elephants!!!) turns nasty as the stench of chauvinism descends on the brüs. It all leads to a drunken day of partying, topped off with an uncharacteristic Kate Chastain meltdown. We have a lot to say.See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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we did our video this week for Crappins on Demand was the new project runway recap so that's up along with tons of other videos over on Crappin's on demand so go check all that stuff out everybody we're just we're just hustling over here okay? We are we are we're just we're just making it trying to get to trying to get to the end of the week sometimes so uh but for right now my blood is boiling Ronnie my blood is boiling because I watched below deck and it got me really mad. Yeah, it was an infuriating episode. I mean, this is the most sexually harassy show on television, both below-deck plane and especially below-deck med. But this is just getting, it's too much, you guys. Come on. It's also, you know, it also is a really stark reminder of what women have to deal with in the workplace. Just condescending attitudes from men, microaggressions, just immature behavior.

is there's just so much vile behavior on on display for this episode. Yes, there really is. It was pretty infuriating. We were both watching it at the same time on an airplane. We both got super pissed off together at the same time. It was really fun. I love some mutual anger in real time. Yes.

So the episode opens up with Simone and Kate. They're still having a confrontation because Simone feels like she should be more opportunities as a second stew and Kate has not been giving them to her and Simone's like oh m g I don't I don't get what's going on I mean no one's saying anything to me am I a s shty second stew or whatever and Kate's like um yeah I'm not sure you're a great second stew uh maybe the word I'd use would be terrible embarrassing horrific I don't know awkward um maybe you should be a bricklayer um I don't know how many different ways can I say this Yeah. It's not personal, but it's also not wonderful when I have to hear from other crew members that I have a stewardess who's...

Stewardess who's upset and now you've made our department look bad. So there's... I've made the department look bad. But I'm telling you, you have. You have, okay. And like, this has really distracting me because I'm trying to come up with my next good laundry prop during an argument use. Oh, just thought of it. Stay tuned.

Stay tuned. And then it turns into really high Kate voice where she gets mad, but instead of yelling, she just gets that really high voice. And she's like, okay, you want to go down to your room right now and freshen up? Maybe take a minute. Yeah, now that I've sort of destroyed you, you know, you want to take a minute? You want to take a minute? Yeah, okay.

You want to think about how awful you've been and how you don't even understand the difference between lemons and limes. Yeah, and how they are not quite the same as an orange. Yeah, yeah, okay. And she tells us, when I was second stew, I had it way worse than Simone. I was stuck in the iron, the iron room downstairs for two months straight, and I never saw the lot of day.

And then we see a photo of Kate holding an iron smiling. I was like, well, now this is just crazy. Back when she said, Are you about to use that as a murder weapon? Like, when do you smile like this? Like, you're actually happier with an iron in your hand. What the hell? She was young, and in her mind, she was like,

oh, God, I love yachting. This is great. You know, I'm ironing now, but someday I will be the, the head of a crew who knows what they have to do seamlessly because clearly I know as a second's due now as an iron and I can only smile at how many responsible employees I'll have to work under me in the future. So Simone is obviously really upset and is crying and Riley's like, so, um, what's up? What have you got it?

And she's like, oh my gosh. just so hectic and I can't. She's like, well, yeah, Kate does this all the time. She has, like, very little patience. Really, Riley. Yeah. Really? Seriously. You yelled at somebody within, like, the first five minutes who were back. What are you talking about? Riley is basically, then she used the sort of pivots to, like, her natural advice, which is, so you want to get, like, drink your star hours away tomorrow? You just want to get blasted and just yell at the guys. Yeah, let's do that. Got it. Got it. Already got it.

So then Riley goes to bed and she's bunking with Kate. And she's like, so, how's Simone? She's like, well, she's pretty upset. She's like, oh my gosh, she's such a victim. I can't. I can't with this. Okay. And Riley says, well, I mean, I kind of like her.

Like, I'm surprised, but I kind of like her. She's just, yeah, I liked your first two. Yeah, but then you find out that she doesn't understand what a fork is. So. You know what I understand? What the fuck is? And I'm gonna fuck fucking Brian Courtney's fucking mousy.

I hate her. I hope she dies. I'm fucking shit out of Brian. I'll tell you that right now. Let me steal him away and I'm gonna fuck him. He's not even gonna know Courtney is by the end of it.

Kate's like, wow, you are savage. I don't know what that means, Kate. Savage. Got it. Got it. Savage. Got it.

Thanks, Kate. No, literally. Thank you, Kate. Got it. I understand what Savage means. Got it. So it's the next morning now. Yeah, and Brian and Ashton are talking, and they're like,

Are you ready for tonight? Are you ready for tonight? Are you ready for tonight? Brew, brew, brew, brew, brew. We're going to get in it tonight, brew. And then the ladies come down and they're all normal now. They're like, oh, hello, good morning. Well, isn't this lovely.

Oh, I wish we had some cards to play or something wholesome like that. So Captain Lee's like, alright, let's get out of here. It's time to go to a dock so we can have some more of that good old-fashioned docking drama. Let's go. So Tanner comes to give

Simone a hug and a kiss and he's like, let's have some fun tonight, huh? Let's get lit. Let's get lit. She's like, OMG, let's not. Attention on crew, all right? Let's get to the front.

Give some white ladies a hug. All right? It's time to line up and give hugs to white ladies. Let's step it up. Okay, let's do this, sports fans. So the ladies leave. You know, there's like the whole like, this was so wonderful, more wonderful than we could have ever imagined. And thank you very much.

The whole goodbye thing. So now it's like cleaning the boat, tip meeting. The tip was $12,000, which is on the low end, but it was a short charter. It was two days. I mean, Jesus Christ, how much did these people expect? Yeah. So, but Kevin, of course, is all pissed because he's always pissed. He's like, I'm here to make money.

And right now I'm not wanting a lot. It's a bit frustrating when you're putting your hat and your soul into this dead. I'm really sad about, I don't need, I don't need applause. I guess a wee bit. Yeah, yeah, you really put your fucking heart and soul into that chicken parmesan, Kevin. Yeah, exactly. I was really inspired, Kevin. You're a regular mona.

How about, like, we'll believe the heart and soul thing, if every, every charter you don't say they're wasted, they're not going to know the difference here. He has a French fries. you know yeah i'm gonna pull some salt and some acid down there their throat and rand it out with some fat because i've also seen a netflix documentary about it and it seems to the little work right so um uh captain lee has a special treat for the gang they are going to get to go to an elephant sanctuary to wash elephants you won't be washing a yacht you'll be washing elephants which sounds charming except the yacht won't shit on you so have fun with that basically uh even on break you're

gonna wash stuff. And then I'm gonna send you after a resort that you're gonna wash. How about that? So Courtney's like, I'm obsessed with elephants. They're like my favorite elephants. Like, I love them. They're wise. They cry. They don't take selfies in the gym. They don't fuck people just because they have good bodies. You know, we're totally similar. They understand good food. They hate ironing. they would never even consider bucking up a seafood tower. They're ordering three tiers minimum. So Tanner is getting to, oh, by the way, before we move on, did you see the text exchange between Courtney and Cameron from Dallas last week? Because it's Bravo.

Oh, yeah. So, of course, storylines are happening at the exact same time all over Bravo. It's weird how that happens. But the elephant sanctuary happened on Dallas this week, or last. week as well as below deck this week. And Cameron's like, I am obsessed with baby, Olive! And then Courtney is like,

I'm obsessed with baby elephants. So they became friends on Twitter. And it was just like, I want to say heartwarming, but they're both fairly cold-hearted in a good way. So it was like very heart-chilling. It was like an air hug. It was like a hug from across the room where you just look at someone

who squinted at them like, I would hug them if I was willing to walk over to them, but I'm not. So I. I felt that for Leanne. I felt like she's probably very triggered by like an excessive amount of elephants. They are broken and as someone who was broken

by a carnival. This is very hard to watch. So speaking of people who were not dropped off in mall parking lots and left, let's go to Tanner, talking to the best mommy in the world. You are you, Tiana, honey.

Where are you call me? She's texting him over and over and over and over and over again. Crazy text. Like, slow, like, like, how are you? Where are you? Call me. Call now! Call now!

She's like, all caps. Like, you okay? You okay? So he calls her, he's like, mah. She's like, Bobo, you're okay. She always sounds like she just woke up from a nap. He's like, I'm fine. She sounds like a little girl who just woke up from a nap.

Like, yeah. I don't like, yeah. It's a light sounder. I'm having a nightmare. It's like, Mom, are you getting haunted by ghosts again to the TV? Just a little bit. So the dad's like, hey, he'll, hey, Marie, he'll call when he can.

He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. Tina's fine. I'm sorry. I'm worried too much. She's like, all right, ma. Jesus Christ, blowing up my fucking phone.

All right. I love you, honey. That's all I love you. Doctor, just don't get any hookers pregnant, I mean. Jiminy Cricket, Mom, Jiminy Cricket. So then comes a really important controversy. Kevin is like, I don't know, roving around, and he takes out a bunch of wine bottles from the cool room or the refrigerator.

And so then he sees Courtney and he's like, hey, Courtney, I don't want to be a prick. But if the wine goes into the cool room, it has to come out. It's moist spice. And if we get an order, you'll be too busy to cook. clear it out for me. It's like, already this was like a little bit of an odd request. Like, you can't move. Don't put wine in the fridge. Yeah. Don't put the cold. Don't put white wine in the fridge because if an order comes in, he'll have to take it out himself. And I guess, I don't know. It doesn't totally make sense. Yeah. I wasn't really understanding this either.

I mean, I get that they have another fridge. But guess what? We're going to get to that fight in a little a while in like a few minutes. Yeah. Time to go see some goddamn elephants, all right? Everyone, you've got 15 minutes to get your asses ready, ready for some real cute elephants, kiddo. Real cute. So, Kate, does Kate do this every season where she just kind of holds everybody else up while she gets ready? Probably, but I don't feel like she does that. At least we haven't seen it every season.

We haven't seen it, but she probably does do it just that other crews are smart enough not to challenge her about it and make it into a storyline. Yeah, well, they're getting sick of it now. Mm-hmm. They are. On this here boat. So she's taking forever, and she's just like doing her makeup and adjusting her bikini and doing her makeup again. You know what? I'm going to take off my makeup, and then I'm going to do that again.

So I'll deal with it. Yeah, exactly. And Kevin's getting amazing. Jesus Christ. So then Kate finally comes out, and she wants to put, she sees the cold wine sitting out there. See, um, so is there any reason why the cold wine sitting out there? Um, so is there any reason why the cold wine's out? I'm going to put the cold wine.

Did anyone mind if I put the cold wine back in the cold fridge? You can see that they're both cold. They both belong together. You know, like Mariah Carey, we belong together, but in wine and fridge form. You know what I'm saying? Anyone? He would take the cold wine out of a refrigerator, which is cold. Yeah.

Don't you think we should put that back in? And he's like, no. I'm sorry, is this just your fridge? And he's like, um, yes. Well, you know, it's for the, it's for the charter guests. And he goes, so stick it in the ice machine. but we have a humongous fridge here. He's my space.

It's a refrigerator and there's a lot of room in it because it is a walking refrigerator that has a lot of room. He's like, that's how I like it. Oh, Mr. Dobson. He's like, it's empty because I've made it empty. Same as your fridge that you have and that you possess upstairs.

Yeah, I'm just like, um, okay then. He's like, it's my space. That's what I'm saying. It's my fridge. spice. She's like, no, it's not. It is actually a refrigerator. Yeah.

So she puts the wine in there anywhere and she goes, I'm so happy the wine for the future charters that tip us is cold now. I'm so happy about that. So she's, uh, they need beer. And she's like, where are you getting those beers from? And he's like, I'm just getting up from wherever everyone else gets up. She goes, where's that? He goes, the fridge upstairs.

And she goes, oh, you mean my fridge? Yeah. Which for those who are wondering, like, why that's so funny, it's basically her way of saying, I keep your fucking beers in my fridge and I don't complain about it. So wine goes in your fridge. Oh, I thought she was being funny because she's like, you can't own a refrigerator because it's just a refrigerator. And it turns into my fridge? No, I think that she was saying like, yeah, see how ridiculous it sounds when I say my fridge.

Like, we all keep all the stuff in all the fridges, right? Oh. So she's like, wow, this is wild. he just wants to oppose me. So, yeah. Good luck with that. I give that a,

I give that four out of ten in satisfaction. That's even less creative than his chicken parmesan meal. So, yeah. So now the, they're going out. And so, of course, they're in, like,

gender vans. So the men are in one and the women are another. And Kevin's bitching about this fridge. He's like, oh, I mean, it's so much spice. It's like, it's, you know, it's my domain.

It's my domain. It's my domain. I get to put things in there. You know, it's like, shut up, Kevin. and it's a refrigerator. That's where all refrigerated things on the boat have to go into, whether it's the bottom fridge or the top fridge.

It's not like you're monogrammed on there. You know what's monogrammed on there? GE is the GE monogram collection. June June Hannah. June June Hannah. Looking for the commercial. June June Hannah. So in the other van, Riley's like,

I'm not really getting a good read on Kevin. And Kate's like, I'm really not getting a good vibe from Kevin. So. Does you need the B? Does he need the V? Because I'll give him the V after I get some paleo and meet some fucking paleo. So then Riley is making fun of Simone. And she's like, so, what's up with Tanner?

He's like, oh, he's a good guy. She's like, well, you didn't tell the whole truth. You said you just cuddled and Tanner said he went down on you. She's like, oh, my goal, this asshole. And then the other van, Tanner was like, I said to Sims last night, I'm going to, I need to fucking eat. I'm going to fucking eat right now. You know what I'm saying? Because I put my mouth on a vagina.

I eat out of vagina. I'm saying? Cut back to Riley going, yeah, and he said that you touched his dick for like eight seconds. Yeah, and that's what she's like. This goes an asshole. I'm totally going to make out with him like that. I know, exactly.

Yeah, because Simone's like, don't tell people about private matters. Are you that childish? I'm like, I agree. And also, you should never go back to his room after this. And, of course, she does. Yes. And then it cuts to Tanner going, shout down, dude. It's so disgusting because it's like, it is.

It's a coworker. Like, it's so bad. It's so, so bad. Yeah, so gross. So then we go to the elephant sanctuary. And the lady's like, these elephants are safe

from a horrible life. And then we see the elephants playing. And I just, I want every show to go to the elephant sanctuary. Love these elephants. They're so cute. And this one had little baby elephants. And Courtney's like,

I'm dead. My soul literally leaves my body. I like, I can't cope. My soul, it leads my body, goes up to heaven, and it goes to happy hour where it gets a seafood tower in heaven. I literally cannot cope. I, like, I have a tantrum because I'm not coping. I'm like, I actually turn to drugs because I can't cope with these elephants right now.

I'm like, basically right now, like Kevin trying to figure out what, what kind of seafood goes on a multi-tier dish. so like not coping and Tanner's like I'm going to eat this elephant out can't wait to go down on that elephant hey shout time hey guys what do you think about that elephant you know I'm

I am a coogers and elephants yeah that elephant gave me a trunk job huh so yeah so now it's like they're like putting mud on the elephant and then there's like this weird slow motion

elephant cleaning sequence Did you notice that? Yeah. Is this Top Gun or something? I don't know what's happening. Kelly McGillis. Yeah. Coming up from behind the elephant, like,

Thanks for the shower. She's just chasing that elephant in her little, like that little sports car that she drove through this. By Maverick. Tom Cruise is all slightly less crazy around the elephants. He's like slightly less crazy in this decade. He's like, you've lost that love.

And the elephants are like, can we go back out? If we leave the sanctuary, it's been ruined. Just put us back in the circus. So Courtney is in love with the elephants. Yeah, she was like, I kiss like five elephants. So they get back in the vans. And Simone's still annoyed with Tanner. And Kate's like, I wanted to do elephant yoga.

Like, it's like goat yoga, but like more deep tissue. Like being crushed to death. Yeah. Is that what you're thinking? And Courtney goes, and you die after. She literally says that. Then you're like smashed into the ground. Cannot live like this.

Can't live like that. It's like literally like you've been ironed by the elephant. And like the wrinkles, you do not rewrinkle after that. Yeah. So they're back. Where are they getting ready? Are they back to the boat? I was wrong.

I said that they were going out to dinner, but they were actually going out to the elephant. So now they're back. So they actually go back to the boat. And they actually don't go out that night. but it looked like they're about to go out to go out it looks like they're about to get ready to go out but they're just getting in different clothes so Simone's like wants to have a chat with Tanner

and she basically she's I think she handles it very very nicely she's like you know whatever happens between me and you I don't think it's cool to tell people you know like this it's not cool to kiss and tell it's not cool to tell everyone what happened he's like yeah yeah he's like yeah because you know you don't want people like kissing and telling you know you don't you don't want that whole thing And she's like, yeah, exactly.

Like, it makes me feel like you're keeping a school call, you know? And, like, it makes me feel a little dirty. And he's like, oh, the last thing I wanted to do was bother you and upset you, you know? Yeah. So what my penis said after you handed me for about eight seconds. Yeah, I don't want to make you mad. I just want to eat you out and tell everyone about it. That's all.

Yeah. Meanwhile, Simone still doesn't know that there's, like, cameras right on the bed, catching everything that she's doing in night. But still, he's a pig. So Simone feels pretty good. she feels like the chat went well. And then we just see Tanner. It's like 7.30 and he starts doing shots by himself.

And he starts saying, this is why I don't get into relationships. You're having fun. And all of a sudden, you're interrogated. You understand. It's like, and that's the problem. This is like one of many problems that comes up in this episode. It's like, you're not being interrogated. You're not on the stand.

You were being immature and you were being obnoxious and classless. And she was like, please stop. And now it's like, oh, wow. Now I'm being interrogated. Like he's making himself into the victim, which is a classic thing that many. do and that women have to put up with all the time. It is so fucking problematic. And Tanner, like, shut the fuck up. Yeah. Yeah, I was wondering when you were going to become a naggy

ho. Yeah. He's like, Simone's cool. She's a cool girl, but she's just not my vibe right now. So now it's like Simone's fault that like, she's upset that he's being a total pig. And now it's like, oh, she's being so possessive. Oh, she's being a nag. It's like, no, you were being, you were the problem here. And rather than face that, you're turning it all on her. Shut the fuck up, Tanner. Yeah. So Kate is next to Kevin and she's folding, they're both folding clothes, right? And she's like, so. And he's like, so what are you doing? And she's like, I'm folding your clothes. He's like, well, there's only my clothes, but he's like, mm-hmm. Yeah. Just tell me who else is wearing a chef's coat? Is it Brian? Is it Brian? So then Tanner Tanner of course then goes and tells Brian He's like

Yo, so Simone just had to talk to me about kissing and telling So obviously someone told her probably Riley Like I like that his takeaway is that someone Gossiped As if none of them gossiped They all fucking gossip So now it's also now Riley's gonna get trounced by these guys Because she oh

She's trying to like She wants to be the boys But now she's talking to the girls which is such a like a retrograde view on like conversations. But also he's getting mad that someone is like telling Tails out of school when he was the one talking about eating some girl out. Yeah, Tanner's like, he's like, why is a bit of a double agent? She's like, why is a bit of a double agent? She wants to work with the boys, but wants to be one of the girls too?

Like, no, she, one thing should not have anything to do with another. And it is so old fashioned. It's so old fashioned. It drives me nuts. Yeah. So like, oh, woman being the drama maker. Yeah. And so Brian's like, oh, Abby wasn't like that. She was on all side.

And so then Tanner goes to tell Ashter comes up. So he's like, you know, like she was, she was totally happened basically. And Ashton's like, well, if she wants to be one of the girls, then she wants to be one of the girls, you know. You know, the boys keep shit between the boys. And that's what we're going to do from now. on. Yeah. And then Ashton says, this job is so much more pleasant when you're working with people that you can just speak freely and openly with, which is like, to me, that was actually such an awful thing to say because the implication there is you can't speak openly and freely because of women, right? Like, that was so, so terrible to me. Like, to me, that is such an old fashion. It's like madman level, right? Like, so how about instead of, like, how about you just, like, if you act professionally, you won't have an issue. Rather than talking about how, like, bragging about how you ate out your coworkers' pussah,

you know, which is a worse, like, that's, how about, like, there's no need to talk about that with your coworkers. And you've actually created a very hostile and uncomfortable work environment for someone, because, like, yes, you're on a TV show, which is a workplace in and of itself. And yes, you are all in close quarters, but it's still a workplace. And so, like, really, if anything, Tanner should be the one reprimanded and not, like, not Simone and not Riley because Riley talks and therefore is now now people aren't as free to be who they want to be it is well ashen was the one to tell Tanner to tell Riley in the first place yeah so Ashton's the one to be like oh how hard it went since when did it get so hard to just get someone to suck your dick right how do you think it is like it's so it's so hard for you to speak freely at the workplace now you know what it's like you know millions of women who can't speak up about a million different things have like like a lot like a million different things have like a lot like a lot of things have like a lot of how about you look at the episode of Simone getting sexually harassed by that charter guest and not being able to say anything because, like, her tip was reliant on it.

So then we cut to Tanner getting just wasted by himself. Like, Tanner's officially got a problem now. He's just, like, taking shots by himself. And he's stacking up the red solo cups. He's got, like, three or four all stacked up. And then we get a classic, classic, classy guy move where he's getting into bed naked, where they're like shading out his cornhole or whatever the hell like one little part of his but they're shading out and he of course text simo come to my room and you would hope that simone would have recognized that this guy's a dick and he so she well i mean actually she thinks at this point he says all right i don't want to kiss and tell so she thinks okay cool like i'm gonna get me some so she goes over there and of course he's he's also passed out so it's asleep by the time she gets there yeah so now it's the next morning it's gonna be the big beach day and where they have the day off.

And so we see Simone leaving Tano's room and saying, I'm missing you already. I'm like, oh, Simone, come on. Oh, come on. Jesus. Can she spend one night with the guy that he's not like all barfey too? It's like, have some self-respect already. Come on.

Leave the loser. Please. So everyone's just like waking up. Getting ready. And then Captain is looking in his like little lunch and he just picks up a piece of lettuce and stares at it. Like, what the hell is this goddamn piece of plain lettuce doing on top of my goddamn wine? He just like tosses it to the side with so much anger.

And then Courtney is like very excited for the beach day. She's like in, she's in her like beach ensemble. And she goes, beach clothes are for lounging. And I'm always ready to lounge. Just drinking wine, eating pasta, finding ways to cope with baby elephants. Oh wait, live. Can't cope. Can't cut.

I cannot. Cannot. So then we begin the countdown of Kate taking forever, where they start, like, throwing time codes up on the screen or timestamps up on the screen. And Kate's just saying, I'm shaving. Okay. Yeah, okay. Just going to do my hair. Oh, just put myself a little drink.

That's something to do. Okay, great, great, great. Yeah. And everybody's getting so mad at her. And Ashton comes to shit and he's like, okay, everyone else is ready to gay. say it would be an honest if you were ready to go just checking all new. She's like, oh my God, thank God that

I mean, too bad that lounge chair is not going to be there all day. Oh, wait, it will. It just keeps taking forever. It's like, wait, you're just going to make her go more slowly at this point. And then Kevin is mad that she's not like pretending to rush. She's like, at least I show face and I rush around and then I rush back in and make it look

like I'm in a rush. Like, if Kate did that, you'd be mad at her for doing that. Look at him. She's like pretending like she's in a rush, but she's really not. She doesn't know what she's doing. You can't win with that. And then Kate, just to answer any questions anyone has on why Kate is doing this, because at this point, it's blatant. Because, well, I'm the last to get ready because, first of all, I'm a higher rank than everyone else. And second of all, shut the fuck up. Yeah. I admit, I probably would have gotten really annoyed waiting because I don't like that. It's like, everyone's ready and there's like one person doing their

hair. I probably have been furious. Yeah. This is like a housewife. This is one of the ones where I would be like, okay, she can take her own van. See ya. Exactly. Exactly. But in this case, the guys are being such pigs this episode that I'm okay with her torturing them. So they are, yes, they're in like their vans and Kate's handing out coronas in her van.

And then in the guy's van, Tanner's like, so guess what? I woke up this, I woke up next to Simone. And then a text message that said, what am I, a booty call? Oh, God, these women these days, you know? It's like you can't even like call someone up for a booty call anymore and pass out before they get there and then disrespect them behind their back and they have them be mad about it. Yeah. It's like I don't even remember what happened. That's another thing I hate.

It's like, oh, I'm just so wasted. Like I wouldn't have even fucked it. It's just so wasted. It's annoying. And it's like two nights in a row. Yeah. So then the girls are in the van and someone's like, I don't know. Well, I'm so tired.

And Ryan's like cuddling in the back with. Courtney. And I'm like, you're tired because you're running around over a fucking idiot and getting nowhere. Exactly. That's why you're tired. So they arrive at the Dream Beach Club and Ryan's like, ready for this ginger to fry. Got it. Got it. Fry ginger coming right up. God, I want to fuck Brian. Oh, you're right in front of me. Sorry. Massey face, Courtney. Sorry. Got it. Wow. Am I in heaven? This resort has everything I love. A bar, a pool. Kevin losing his hair. Kevin, um, pretending he's hot shit when he really just made chicken parmesan. Just generally Kevin losing in the sun. This is great.

Wow. Oh, you know what I see there floating in the pool? Uh, expectations that Kevin's father had for him. Wow. Look, look. They're just floating away. Oh, sorry, Kevin. They're down the train.

Bye. Riley's like, oh, my God. Look at Kevin. He has a fucking dad bod. Look at that. Look at that. And look at fucking Brian. Yeah, he's fucking hot.

Gonna fuck the shit out of him. And Courtney's, which is, by the way, to be fair, I don't think that Brian has a dad bot. I think his bot is better than a dad bot. No, not Brian. Kevin. I meant Kevin. Either way, Kevin. I still don't think he has a dad bod, but I do appreciate the shaming just because it's Kevin.

And Courtney's like, yeah, I like Brian. I mean, like, it's not a serious relationship. But, like, you know, I do get a little jealous when Riley excessively points out his abs. But Brian's abs are excessive. So it requires, so maybe it does require excessive conversation. I don't know. I don't care. I'm going to go sit by him and remind Riley that this messy bitch got the hot guy.

Bye. Bye. Yeah. And Riley's like, oh, Courtney's going to stake her claim. Well, good for her. They're cute. God, where's brain taken? God, he's gorgeous.

Fucking him on my head right now. Do you feel it over there? I would lick the sweat off his abs. I would fuck that puppy. So hard. Yes. Yeah. I'm like, whoa, Riley.

Like, she's like grinding up on a palm tree. So Brian and Ashton are, you know, being them. And Brian's like, why is it like, Riley and Kate don't want to hang around with us? Like,

what's up with that? Ashton's like, whatever brew? She's eating a pizza with, oh no. Didn't Kevin say this? Someone's, I thought,

she's eating a pizza, which is probably very paleo. It's like you guys, you guys are not owed Riley and Kate's, you know, company, okay, that doesn't just automatically happen,

all right? And second of all, stop blaming Riley about the stupid paleo fight. Kevin who made it a big thing. I'm just so mad at the guys. Who cares? Like, why can't they just, like, do whatever they want?

You guys are at a resort? What are they supposed to all be sitting around watching you play pool or whatever that? It's like the, you know, it's a day off. And sometimes people on their day off don't want to be with our coworkers. Okay. Get it. Got it. Not like anyone on this show.

Right, Ben. Yeah. I love spending my days off with you, Ronnie. Better, Ben. Got it. Love you, Ben. Got it. Got it.

Hug got it. Love got it. love goddits. You're my baby elephant. I can't even go up. Here's the thing. So Brian is getting, he's trying to wave over Kate and Riley and they're not coming over, so he's starting to take it personally, which is actually sweet and cute, but also, like,

misguide and maybe a sign of youth. Like, it's not a reflection on you, so stop taking it personally. But it's starting to build up in him. And we eventually bubbles over later in the episode. But he's starting to bubble. He's starting to, he's starting to feel. it's like clearly he has a psychological thing where he's feeling rejected right now. So then Ashton gives us a pretty important update where he's like, on a scale of want to smash in, we are getting smashed in.

Who wants a kiss? Who wants a kiss? You have no choice in the matter. And I've kissed all five of the women in front of these. Yeah. Dan is like, I love your ass. That's why I was attracted to you. Ha. And she's like, oh. Thank you. It's so nice. It's like you. That's churning. Yeah, baby. And Kate's like, oh my God, Simone is like an octopus

wrapping your tentacles around Tanner, slowly suffocating your prey. Yeah, pretty much. Gives him too much credit, though. I think like maybe like an enemy you would have, whatever you call those things. Just because octopuses are smart.

So now a bunch of hot girls enter, like the club's dancers arrive in like a slow motion walk down the staircase moment. you know and the guys it's like a beer commercial the guys like whoa hot girls and they like lower their sunglasses and start like waving them over like i mean they're it's like it's like watching a bunch of baboons and like someone's throwing coconuts over the over the fence like in dallas yeah and ashton's like uh-oh strip is got to strip so he gets up and he starts doing his like weird like salsa-esque thing it's like a i guess it's like i don't think it's very i don't think it's

Thunderdown Under. To me, yeah, it's very like a mom taking a salsa class. You know? Like, bulk step and bulk step and shoulder and bulk step. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's like a lot of like ass swiveling. To me, if it were if it were salsa, it's like supermarket generic salsa that you got. Like it's just like, well, it's technically salsa, but yeah, it's totally pace. Yeah, it's totally pace. So, okay, it's like, there you go, Do what you're good at. Then we cut to Captain Lee on the boat with, you know, getting his tan on. It's like, man, they're really showing a lot of Captain Lee skin this year.

A lot. A lot. So Tanner's trying to get Kate to come over to like join them frolicing in the pool. And she's just lying there in the shade. And she's like, I don't want to talk to any of you because this is better being here alone in the shade while Riley masturbates on the chef's lounge next to me to Brian. Yeah, I like this more. I don't want to engage. And Brian is still just like pissed off.

They're not joining the group. And he's very, very offended. How could you hurt me like this? All I wanted was to bond with Kate, who I think is amazing. And Kate's like, you're a real Yaddy, I love you, which seems like a pretty benign thing to say, but apparently it's not,

which we will later find out. And then Ashton... Well, people call themselves Yadis on this show all the time. This is the first time I've ever heard that it's something really offensive. He's like, please don't call me a Yadi. Okay, well, let's also remember that Brian told us at the beginning of the season

that he had... He used to have... He used to be with the father of... You guys, my brain is melted. I'm sorry. He used to be with the mother with his child, but he had a problem because when he would get drunk, he would get really mean.

And here he goes. So he's drunk and he's being mean. He's like, well, he's not, well, he hasn't, he hasn't turned just yet. Like, but this is the first time that Kate calls him a yachty and he's probably like, ooh, ooh. Yeah. So then Ashton is like that guy, you know, there's always whenever, if you, Ashton's that guy who does a cannibal at a public pool because that's exactly what he does. He runs right into the pool and he does a cannibal.

And of course, it's a huge splash and it like splashes all the expensive DJ equipment and he just cuts to the DJ just having to wipe down his shit. Like, oh, don't mind that. It's just his livelihood. Don't mind that. God, Ashton, you're so thirsty. You just stripped. You know what I mean?

Like, how much attention do you need? So then Tanner's sitting there, and he's like, he's like drooling at the go-go dancer, even though he's sitting with Simone. And she's like, are you looking? And he's like, sorry, I'm, it's just amazing. Man, I've never seen a body like that. Wow, wow, wow.

Yeah. He's like, I was thinking I should dance with a hand, should I? She's like, no. And he's like, yeah, yeah, she should dance with it. She's like, oh, just go do your thing. Be happy. Okay. So he goes over and he goes over to this woman on a podium.

He's like, am I allowed to come up? And then he just goes up anyway. And she just looks like horrified. And like, I think that like basically Tanner thinks that he can do this because Ashen is also doing it over with the other girl on a platform. But the difference is Ashton is actually. dancing with the other girl. Like he is doing his little salsa thing and he's twirling her. And like she obviously gave him verbal cues like,

yeah, and we're both like dancing. We're dancing. Whereas Tanner just gets up there and is just like grinding and like, oh. Yeah, he's leching all over the guy. He's just that drunk guy at a club like trying to lech all over the professional help. You know, it's gross. It's like if he was in a target and he just jumps behind the counter and starts checking people out.

Like this is not, this is a workplace, sir. Yeah. And she, like, the dancer's not into it. Tanner's, like, has hands, like, on her hips or, like, sort of, like, very close to her hips. And Simone's pissed because he just, like, left her. And then even the dancer's like, ah, bye. And, like, leaves. And Courtney's just watching.

And she goes, mm. And she left. And she left. So Kevin's like, uh, uh, Tanna, bro, you've totally fucked that up. And he's like, what I do? What I do? Yeah. And Brian's like,

Simone likes you and you dance with another girl. He goes, well, I asked her permission before I did it. And then Courtney's like, she wasn't serious, you stupid poop face. Stupid. You're so stupid. So then he goes back over and he starts like getting all cuddly and gross with Simone. He's like, come on, come on. Yeah, he's like, just tell me you're obsessed.

Say you're mad at me. Say it. Say it. You know. And Simone's just like, like, fuck him. Like he's like, you know, she doesn't want to. to be treated like a toy. Yeah, I cannot believe the guy

who made out with me two seconds after he barved has no respect. I know. This is crazy. And yeah, so Corny's like, Simone needs to be done. It's a dick move to kiss Simone and then awkwardly jirate near the poolside dancer. He is

a douche. Yeah, and he's like, well, sorry if that made you upset. It's like, not if that it made me upset. That it made me upset. He's like, whatever heck. These girls with a grandma. You know what I'm saying?

God. So some of them are like, Oh my God, sunset. Let's go look at the sunset on the beach. So they go and Kate's just, you know, staying in her chair, enjoying a couch. Yes. Enjoy your couch.

I just really enjoy a couch. It's funny. Yeah, just really enjoy a couch. I enjoy a couch. So then, so while everyone else is on the beach, so Brian and Kevin are having like a moment and they they spend their bro moment bitching about a kid. Kevin's like, kite treats us all like bitches and it's not raw. It's not, it's, and it's going to pop. That's

what I got to say. I'm not here to get treated like a bitch. Well, here's the thing. The way you're being treated by Kate is how you treat everyone, especially the women on the boat. But because she's a woman, and yes, I don't care that I'm on a very pro-woman soapbox today because I'm a podcaster and I'm starving right now and that's how I feel. But like, again, it's more of this bullshit where like, oh, like, a woman told him what to do, and now he's like, oh, wow, she's a bitch.

She treats us like, bitches, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. When he's the one bossing everyone around all the time, every episode. He's also trying to, like, seed it into Brian to get Brian all pissed off about it. True. So he's getting Brian all worked up about it. And so Kevin tells us, he says, Kate's not like an evil, terrible person.

She kind of is, actually. Yeah. So dinner time. So Tanner didn't bring appropriate dinner clothes. So they're like, oh, brew, you can try on some of, see if you can fit into Brian's shorts. So he like puts on these shorts and it like closes. There's like a close up of the shorts and how they don't fit him. But there's also like a very, very pronounced like bowler outline.

And I was like, I don't need to see this. Yeah. Yeah, I guess that wasn't a moose knuckle because moose knuckle are nuts. right. Yeah, it was like looking at a corny shone. Aw, Cornishone. So, Kate, okay, so Kate does a bar, right?

So Kevin comes up to Kate and he's like, I'm getting the bill now. Did you get the bill? Did you get a bill? Because we're all closing out now. Like, don't make us wait again, basically. You know, get your bills so you can go. Yeah, and he's like telling her as if she's never paid a bill before. So she picks up on this. Also, by at this point, Kate is also wasted.

She's been slurring for half this episode. So she goes, oh, well, you probably don't know how it goes because you're usually sleeping. But usually I pay the bills because you're usually sleeping. So once again, I pay you sleep. I pay you sleep. And a montage of Kevin falling to sleep everywhere. Everywhere. And she's like, just, you know, because you're always sleeping, sleeper, sleeper face.

Ashton and I always pay the bell. So sleep. There you go. You want to go to sleep now? Was that tiring to listen to? Yeah, okay. You know what, you know what, you know what, interactive play, I know Kevin's never going to see. Sleep no more.

Probably won't. Probably won't see that. It doesn't relate. Oh. You know what? You know what? You know what movie? He probably really hated insomnia.

It doesn't really speak to him. Yeah. So then he's, oh, I'll pissy with her. He's like, oh, you want me to pay your tab care? Because I can pay it. I can pay it. You want me to pay your tabs? Is that what you're saying?

You want me to pay it? You want me to pay it? It's like, um, I'll pay you to stop talking. talking to me. How about that? So now Ashton's waste. Let's go to the dinner table. So they like go to the dinner table and Brian and Courtney are holding hands, which is very cute. Like I have to say I admire Brian's dedication to the long game because there are other

dickwads like Tanner who would be like, oh, I gave him my best shot. Whatever. I'm moving on. He's like, no, I'm going to work at that, Courtney. And he has been. So I do admire that he is. She's basically said this is what the courtship. process will be, and he is following the rules.

Yeah. He was like, you're kind of cute. She's like, you're kind of drunk. And then Simone is texting. Simone is texting. And everyone's like, come on, Tanna, make an effort, make an effort. Come on, Tanner, make an effort. So, Ryan's like, come, Tana, you know, maybe you should switch seats so you could be

close to this Simone, you know, you could fix things or whatever. Yeah. But, like, Tanner's not doing it. So they all toast. Simone's just, like, furious, just, like, scowling at everyone because she's, understandably, very annoyed. So now Brian and Tanner go for a smoke. And Brian's, like, the thing that I hate the most in the world is seeing a woman

disrespect. I absolutely hate that. I hate when a woman gets called a bitch for really no reason, especially when it comes out of nowhere from someone who's supposed to be very nice. I hate that so much. I know. way to build this up you guys I really hate seeing a woman be

disrespected. It's the worst thing in the world like two minutes later. Wow. Those are a really long playoff. Yeah, I know. If anyone would ever call My Lady Ayati, I'd punch them right in the face without such a huge amount of disrespect saying the Y word. Yeah, so they pull them aside

and Brian's like, oh, come on, give her, you know, you can't just hook up with her and just ignore her. And he's like, Jimmy Cricket, dude. The fact that I'm just because I'm not sitting next to a camera. I didn't know it's such a big deal, right? So now it's like the gas-sliding portion of the evening where Tanner is now going to be like,

whoa, she's crazy. Look at all this drama. Oh, I got to sit next to her. Otherwise, I was like, no, you don't have, she's not asking you to sit next to her. It's more like you've been a total dick, and you've been a dick in front of her face, and she's mad at you.

And if you were a gentleman, you would just sit next to her and make her feel better. That's what they're asking. It's not her being like being, oh, a stage five click. Oh, she's so needy. I guess I got to sit next to you. You know, like, what a douchebag.

Yep. So let's just keep fighting so he'll give me more attention. Like, stop with this. Just drop him. Get rid of this fucking loser, okay? Someone's not just a drunk loser who bars then makes out with you and then continues to be a loser. And then they suddenly are not a loser 10 minutes later. He's a fucking loser.

I have some self-respect and get away from this asshole. I know. Like he treated you like shit all day. Like, I know. Simone, this is the life lesson. People like this don't get a second chance. So now Tanner is blaming the crew for making it awkward instead of his own stupid behavior. And then he's like, all right, I'm going to go find Simone.

He walks off. And Courtney's like, Simone's not even over there, dumbass. I can't even cope with this. And of course, Kevin is like, oh, Samuant. We confronted Tanner about it. And we told him to be better because he's like, oh, okay. So now you're just setting Tanner up for failure. Because when he does do something right, then she's just.

going to be like, oh, you just did this because the hero, Kevin, told you to do it. Exactly. And also, when Tanner goes to finally sit down, oh, actually, no, I guess he asked Ashton to take his seat. And he's like, apparently, I'm not allowed. It's not allowed that I'm sitting, I'm not sitting next to Simone, which is like, I don't know, I'm just, it's such, oh, God, such a dick, such a dick. So, yeah.

Anyway, so Tanner is like, he is complaining about getting all this shit. And he's like, I just want to have dinner with the crew. Is it so wrong? I just want to have dinner with the crew. with now we got to deal with his drama. He acts as if the drama, like, came out of thin air. You know, it was, like, foisted upon him when he is the one who created all of it. And then he, like, tries to stand up and, like, almost falls over because he's such a wasted mess.

Yeah. So, they're back in the vans. And Kate's like, so here's the thing, Tanner. You should not allow her in your bed if you're not going to give her gentlemanly attention, okay? And then, um, other, in the other van, Riley's telling Simone, um, um, fucking, fucking till his head falls off. That's what I say. Fuck him until he doesn't even have hands anymore. Fuck him the way I'm going to fuck Brian in my dream tonight.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm already dreaming. The dream's happening. Oh, yeah. Kevin actually is the one who says, he tells Simone, basically don't do a booty call. I mean, who would have thought it would be Kevin of all people who would give the good advice, but he's right.

Don't do the booty call, Simone. Yeah. So then Brian and Kate are talking. And what does he say to her? Basically, Kate, like, someone wants a drink.

Brian packed a cooler with the beers. And Kate's like, oh, thank you, Brian. You're like the best Yadi I've ever met.

He goes, eh, uh, please don't call me a Yachti. He goes, you don't like it? That's why I know you're a Yadi. No Yadis like being called a Yadi.

He's like, please stop saying the Yard word. Please. Please. And he tells us a lot of people in the, a lot of people call people in the industry, Yadis, and it's a disrespectful term.

And she's like, well, I think that a yachtie is someone who's agreeable, hardworking, while traveled. He goes, I'm not a yachtie. I'm a seafar. I'm like, okay, Mr. Magellan. Can we just like relax? Yeah, okay, Ahab. Like, calm down over there. I know.

Sorry to bother you while you're moving your Nautilus, Mr. 20,000 leagues under the sea. Yeah. And Courtney's like, she's giving you a compliment, stupid. Just be quiet. He's like, I don't like it. I don't like it. And I'm asking you nicely not to say that word. She goes, I'm not calling you a Yadi, Brian.

Oh, God. So then we like, by way, and during this, so she's like, I'm not calling you a Yadi, Brian. And Tanner's like, like, pass out in the back seat. And then they're like, basically, Kate and Courtney are like, Brian, we're not calling you a Yadi. And then Tanner just like wakes up and gives us look like, dude, dude, what's wrong with you? But he has, like, no idea what he's reacting to? He's just like. He's like, dude, dude.

And Brian's all pissed now. So Kate goes, Brian, I'm not calling you a yachtie, okay? I mean, what do you think I am? And he goes, um, actually, you're kind of a bitch. And he's like, Brian! Brian! Brian!

You were my baby elephant. I can't believe that just happened. I can't cope. It's like, wow, I thought Brian was the nicest guy ever. And surprise, he thinks I'm a bitch. That's great. Yeah, great. So Kate's like...

mad that she's been called bitch to her face like out of the blue and uh tano's like i'm called the bitch to my face all the time get over it no no thanks oh good so they all get uh wait are they back yet is this well they're like well they're like arriving like at the at the dock or whatever and kate's like okay i'm i'm just gonna leap out of this van and the producer's like uh kate the van still moving she's like i know i know how to get up to the yacht i can figure it out i can figure it out just but kate the car is moving and she says, so stop the car. Fucking idiots. Like, Jesus.

And Brian's like, you can't just do whatever you want to do as if like like this is like, like trying to like build more add more meaning to this moment than there is. She's just pissed and she's like, shut the fuck up, Brian. Yeah. So she gets

out and so they all get out. So they're walking back and Riley's like, so how was your fan ride? And Courtney's like, I wouldn't recommend it, basically. It's like any meal served on the current yacht that we're on. Not recommended, not elevated, not tasteful. The man tried to make an entire meal out of white things.

It failed, by the way. Yeah, by the way, his white party meal was chicken parmesan. I mean, what part of the house was? Like, I don't know, I guess maybe a chowder or, you know, a piece of whitefish. It's literally called whitefish. Was that what was that? Without the question.

So Kevin's like, what ended up happening? What ended up happening over there? And Brian's like, uh, Kate was making like an asshole as usual. He's like, and you told her to fuck right off, didn't you? And he's like, I sure did. And he's like, my man. Like, it is so obnoxious. And Brian is like, she's the common denominator, yeah?

She's the common denominator with all the drama, yeah? I'm like, no, actually. The com denominator It seems to be You guys actually Yeah He's like someone needed to put her in a place Every line that comes out of your old's mouth right now

Yeah So then Kate comes into the mess And the captain's just sitting there Probably still wondering what the fuck that lettuce was And he's like He's like hey kid How was your night She's like oh

So Great He's like oh well that's great that's wonderful news did i tell you about the lettuce i found really appalling it's really appalling fucking butter lettuce on top of my me who the fuck so she's like well this lovely powwow's about to be interrupted

and so the guys start piling in Kevin's like what is this the club year yeah and Ashton's like hugging lee from behind and meanwhile so all these drunk guys are in there and Kate there's still a pile of laundry next to where Kate sitting and she goes, Captain Lee,

what size pants are you? He goes, ah, 36, 36, I believe. She goes, okay, great. And then she takes a pair of pants and just throws them on the floor. Those aren't yours, but they could be Brian's. Yeah. So then she just keeps throwing clothes on the floor. She keeps picking up, like, pieces of clothes and throwing them on the floor. And Kevin's mad. He's like, what are you doing?

She says, I promise they're not yours. And he goes, what a great fucking chiefs do. He storms out of there. He goes, he's like, she always thinks she's above us, but tonight she's taking it to any fucking level right in front of my daddy. I know. My deity. Yeah, I love, see, that's the thing. Like, oh, she thinks she's above us all.

I mean, what do you think we've been watching all season with you, Dick Wad? I mean, like, you have been so haughty the entire time. It's just, it's, it's nerve-wracking. Yeah. And so Ashton's like, what happened? And he's like, she's throwing a clothes. She's throwing our clothes all over the crew mess. So then Ashton, he's just, he's just.

He goes, clothes on the floor. Clothes on the floor. Clothes on the floor. He goes, Jlipas, what's going on here? And she goes, oh, they're just people whose stripes are below me. So I'm putting them on the floor to really demonstrate that they are literally below me right now. It doesn't mean you get to throw the clothes all over the floor.

She's like, do you know what your deckhand just said to me? Well, it must have been bad because it's clothes are all over the floor. And he's basically like trying to reprimand her and scold her. and she's like, no, I'm telling you as a department head what your person said to me. And you know what? Like, I mean, I know sometimes when we watch these shows, it's like, oh, God, whenever they get like a be in their bonnet

about hierarchy, it's so stupid. But at the same time, it is like Kate is a department head and Ashen is a department head. And in a normal workplace, if someone from someone's team, like an inferior person, mailed off to another one, that would be an issue. Like, to another department head. I mean, a department head generally wouldn't sit there

throwing clothes all over the floor. It was a very penny moment. I'm not taking that away. Not Kate's finest moment of professionalism. That's okay. You're right. Which is rare on this show because Kate usually keeps it so professional, you know. Even when she's ripping someone to shreds.

Yeah. It's usually, you know, but then she has those moments that like radio outside Caroline's room moments. It's like, whoa. Yeah. Like you just push Kate too far and she snaps. That's true. So he's like, well, when you have it, yeah, so head of the department.

me, blah, blah, blah. So he's like, well, you talk to the person, you don't take it out on clothes on the floor, clothes on the floor, in front of the captain, there are clothes on the floor. So the captain's just folding his arms, disgusted, and he tells us, Jesus Christ, they have a day off and they come back fucking nuts. Yeah. I'm going to go get a cocktail. I'm not doing anything about this now, because anyone with a goddamn brain knows you don't argue with a drunk. But tomorrow, we're going to have a come to Jesus meeting, probably with a plane ticket in my hand. Yeah, so then Ashton's still all mad about the clothes. And then Brian is like, I'm sorry, Kate.

I'm sorry, Kate. I'm sorry. She goes, cool, I think we're down here. I think we're down here. He's like, but I'm sorry. Down here. She goes, I don't want you in here. So he leaves and then she starts sobbing, which is also weird.

I actually didn't like that. Crazy. And then she just like puts out her hand and Ice Castle start coming out of the ground. Let it go. Like Elsa, it's like when Elsa has finally had enough. And she's like, I will make my entire palace of crystal and no one will ever come in here. How do you like that? Do you want to make a snowman?

And by snowman, I mean a meal that charter gas actually like. Thank you. Do you want to build a snowman? No. We're in Thailand. We can't build snowlands or snowman right here. Stupid singer. So Ashton's up on deck going crazy.

Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? And that's the end. Yeah, really intense. So, um, right episode. Yeah, I'm, I'm really glad that I got myself so angry and worked up during it because I, that felt really like, made me feel alive. Um, and, uh, tomorrow, uh, so we actually do not have our Orange County episode, uh,

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