Watch What Crappens - Below Deck: Trash Day

Episode Date: January 27, 2021

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I'm Yo Bros! I'm Ronnie Caram and over there is the sexy trash picking up on the beach Mr. Ben Mandelker of the Real Housewares of Kitchen Island and the Game Brain podcast. How you doing being? I'm great thanks, are you? I'm doing good, no complaints. I mean, I could make some up, but I'll save them for a below dick.

All right. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I, same. I mean, I don't even have to make any up. I could complain about so many things right now, but I'm not going to celebrate because in typical crap in fashion, we missed our anniversary, which is, yet was yesterday, yesterday was our nine- year anniversary of being a podcast. Woo that's so crazy

you my god my longest relationship by far. Same and you know it's crazy is that today we hit number one on the Apple podcast charts which is super cool. But it's also crazy to think in the context of our ninth birthday. I don't think we ever thought we would be at number one on any chart, like any chart whatsoever. And nine years later to be number one on our birthday is like really super cool. Yeah, that's really cool.

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or bonus episodes, and all that good stuff on Patreon. You guys have really supported us like literally So thank you for the life you give us and No, what thanks for not throwing out underwear on the ocean guys. I will. Oh, yeah Don't pick up trash on the ocean okay, and you know that's true Ramona singer does not pick up Ramona singer is the trash on the ocean Ramona singer does not pick up Ramona singer is the trash on the ocean Yes, our environmental plague. Yes, we've we've done some research into the ocean and we've discovered that Ramona singer is literally swimming in the ocean and sticking straws and turtle threats. Okay, I'm their Moses

95% of litter that is on beach coastlines is because of Ramona singers. This is a fact. This is a fact. Yeah. So this episode of below deck is called James's Big Canole. So immediately I was worried that this episode really didn't have focus. Okay. That's my pre-review of this episode. I was like, you know what, what's the focus? James is canole. I'm gonna need more from you guys, okay? Yeah, yeah. But there was focus and the focus was basically a little bit still terrible at her job. James is still a fuck boy and there's litter on the beach. Oh, you know, the return of one of BoloDex's best tropes. Massage! Oh, crap! Oh, yeah. Oh, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, opens up with, uh, we're back with James on Rob's Instagram double double tapping on fit birds. Gotta see what fit

Bids are. Let me tell you how many of them on fuck never never more never more. Oh, fit birds. Yeah, which is pisses off lit Elizabeth who is right there. So she just walks away. Well, yeah, she walks away, but she does like the full on just walks away. Well, yeah, she walks away, but she does like the full on mad girlfriend move where she walks away, but like flips her hair a lot. She's like walking around flipping her hair angrily

because that's how you're supposed to know if she's super mad. So she leaves and the producer asks James, why are you talking about girls in front of Elizabeth? And he's like, oh, why? Oh, why do I do that? You could say it's because she didn't stand up for me in front of Rachel, because I'm fucking loyal.

That's what I am. Loyal, I'm so loyal, I'm not even just plain loyal. I'm loyal. What's she's? You're just a little stressed. I'm loyal, babe. There was on one season four of Love Island, UK. There was this one awful girl named Georgia

who spent literally four straight weeks on that show saying I'm loyal babe I'm fucking loyal babe and she was the most unloyal person So now every time I hear anyone say their loyal especially in a British accent I am like triply triggered. I'm loyal babe. I'm loyal. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, I don't think that anybody who's really loyal says that they're loyal, you know? It's like people who say I'm a good person. No, you're not, because good people don't generally walk around saying I'm a good person. And you might say, I just hate drama.

I just hate drama. Yeah, that's because you're the one that starts it all. And then it's all right, comes back to you. That's why you hate it. Okay, yeah, that's why you hate it. I'm loyal, babe. Loyal. So Ashley, because like, we all, she's really furious, you know, on

I mean, you didn't even say, how are you feeling? Did you not notice? She sick times. She is sick. Yeah. So then we see Captain Lee and the Galley and Rachel goes up to tell him that she has a stomach bloating. So there's that. And then Francesca goes up to Ashling and wants to know if Ashling wants to see a doctor and Ashling is like, no, that's okay. I'll just, I'll just pair with three and Francesca's like, oh, you're just exactly like me. I'm not sick until I'm on my deathbed. Also, I don't casually make mustard

gas. That's two of us, I guess. You know what I always say? Don't rest until you did. Oh, when you're having an overspriced damn day, one of Chad. So then Eddie welcomes the doctor and he's like, all right, well dad had me call you. Here's what's going on. We have a chef with a stomach. It's real bad. A stew with a UTI. And a young man just following the footsteps of his father and doing a great job. Who would you like to start with?

So the doctor goes up to Liz first, and she's like, hi, nice to meet you. And so the doctor sits down with her and is asking her questions about her UTI. And she's like, so are you sexually active? It just cuts to Elizabeth and James having bunny sex. She goes, ah, could be.

Just that pound of the sex. I love that you can tell how good of a lover they are just by that sound. It's like a giant walking through mud. I love that you can tell how somebody like how good of a lover they are just by that sound is like It's like a giant walking through mud. It's so gross So then the doctor gives her mad that she's like I you two eyes contagious And the doctors like She's like no, but babies are are so please you know we're a comp. Then it's Rachel's turn and Rachel's like all right here's what's going on with me. I got two titties in the front and two titties in my brain. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do down. Yeah. And so basically, and then the doctor tells Rachel that she has

gastroenteritis and she's going to need some IV therapy and Rachel's like, well, these antibiotics need to do their job because when I go to the bathroom, it's completely liquid, completely liquid. Which, you know, listen, we've all been there. I just don't know if I want to hear my chef being there. But it's just one of those episodes. Yeah, it's my favorite. I hate. Your favorite. I hate it. And it was making me crazy that Rachel, the entire episode is like, well, here's how much you squirted. Yeah, gross. Yeah, I was I was thinking about you the entire time. I was like, Ronnie is going to hate recapping this. Everything. Sharding, squirting, all that stuff. Yeah, I just don't but you did entire time. I was like, Ronnie is gonna hate recapping this, everything, sharding, squirting, all that stuff.

Yeah, I just don't like it. I mean, pooping is the most shameful thing that humans do. It's not true. Okay. When I pray for forgiveness, it's forgiveness for pooping. Okay. I'm a disgusting person.

So Rachel gets her antibiotics and the producer's like, so has all this pooping impacted your job? It has impacted anything. That's why I've got the squirts. And then meanwhile Justin, the primary is lingering around, he's lingering around Ashling, you know, and she's like, I think that I have a crush. I don't know how to talk to you. So I don't know how to talk.

He's so hot. He's so hot with that little pumpkin face and strange shape here. So hot. He really does kind of look like Raggedy Andy come to life this guy. I'm not really sure. I think it's just cabin fever.

You've been stuck so long on one boat that you're just going to bone anything, you know. Yeah. And she's like, well, all I think, you know, well, keep pacing. I think I know what you want. Some crown. And he's like, yeah, I think I love her. She's like, yeah. And then just to show that, you know, digestive, you know, that we all poop. We all poop. Gigi, the dog poops on the deck and not on the mat. It comes very close. It doesn't quite get there. So Rob is like, that's okay.

He's like, that's cool. I got a dog. I know how it is. So he washes it down and then he tells us another one of his like very deliberate stories where he's like, yeah, I got a dog named Kairaki Falafel McFerry face. Yeah, Sarah on the street and she sort of waved at me and spent a year and a half teaching her not to buy people now to live in a farm meeting all the chickens. I'm like this is this is fiction. You're making this is this is this is not I'm sorry. This is a this is a line you tell girls on dates

to make them fall in love with you, but I'm not a girl and I'm not on a date and I'm not in love. Although, I'm mostly a girl. I'm mostly a girl and this story did not work on me. Okay, here's what I heard. Saw a dog behind a dumpster, pretended I was gonna adopt it, left it with family never saw it again.

That's what I heard, okay? you took an abuse animal who was afraid and then you Abanted it and now it's murdering animals on a farm okay Yeah, my job that's not good. That's not good Rob I think Rob I think like the implication is supposed to be that he's some sort of hero that saved Kyraki falafel like fruit like face and on top of that It's also to kind of promote the idea that he's like the sort of person that walks down the street, falafel, McFrew, like, face. And on top of that, it's also to kind of promote the idea that he's like the sort of person that walks down the street with falafel

because he's just cool like that. So, you know what, I don't buy it. Catan story worked for me. I love the Catan part. That really started to like, make, turn me around on Rob, but guess what, back in the shitter again. Yeah, this episode Rob is dead to me.

So, guest play beer pong, because of course I do. And then Ashling is eating and hoping that she doesn't poop it all out. And then she's talking to James and the crew mess. And Elizabeth comes in and she's like, what time is dinner, hair swing, hair swing. I'm not paying attention to the man in here at all. So he's like, oh, all good, I'm loyal babe and she's like, I haven't been feeling well today at all. Oh, well good thing you're not working late, because someone's covering for you and you try to eat like wings at Ashline to be like, let's let this pretty lady off of late tonight, huh? And Ashline is like, what the fuck, no. No. It's like, well, I thought you were going to cover for her because she's feeling ill.

She's just like, I'm ill too. You fuck face. Gonna get her on her face. I'm leaving a heart-shaped peep stain right on this chair. As I sit here listening to you, trying to get a night off the bank. You idiot. So Elizabeth's like, whoa, you know what? Fuck that.

I'm not someone who gets played. I don't like games. And if that's how he rolls, it will what, fuck that. I'm not someone who gets played. I don't like games. And if that's how he rolls, it will be over pretty soon. I was like, oh wow, wait a stand up, Elizabeth. You know what? Yeah, I see anish. At some point, I'm gonna stop taking the scrap. Yeah, exactly.

So then the guests are all excited about a super mood that night. And then Ashling is just in the bathroom pooping her brains out. And then James is farting in his room. It's just a lot of a lot of visceral emotions. Yeah, there was like a little orchestra of James farting multiple times. And then Eddie goes up to talk today out and he's like, Dad, I want to talk about his he's really been excelling.

And he's like, yeah, that girl's no cream puff. We'll see you then. I want her to be lead deckhand, okay? And you know what, she's blossom from a, from, from someone who didn't know what she was doing to an in-niable member of the crew. That's a lead deckhand right there. Right, Dad? Well, I sure like to see someone progressing.

Alright. Man, you know what? there, right dad? Well, I sure like to see someone progressing, all right? Man, you know what, if you could teach one goddamn person on this boat to chop bananas to proper size for my Cheerios, I'll give them the fucking boat, all right? That's your job for the day. Get out of here, kid. Good luck getting anyone chopped up anything on your boat. All right, Tam, you're from a different franchise.

Get off, get off, regular blow deck, thank you. So Elizabeth and Ashling, Ashling is working, you know as she does and Elizabeth is not working You know she does so she comes up to Ashling and she's like Can I ask you something like if there's like? God, okay, how do I say this like if you like think James likes you Like if you like have something with like, James just think of let me know. And it's like, what the business disgusting? What are you talking about? There's nothing I can promise you.

There is nothing there. And meanwhile, Francesca is somewhere. There's like a, there's a dinner is like the, there's like, mess food in the crew mess. I think I might be around dinner or something. I don't remember but franchise cuz like interior interior Would one of you come clean up the cream mess interior until you're surely not talking about gyms again interior interior And a little bit this still going on like if he realizes he doesn't want something with me then all he has to do is tell me I'm sort of interrupt here lady who drops the ironing pulled 20 times today But I've been saying please help to the mess because you know why because that's your job

I did radio for you to do that So then so now Elizabeth goes downstairs or whatever and she sees James and she's like, you know what, I can't do the whole not knowing if you're not trying to get with the ash or not like your super flirty with her, but you don't acknowledge me like what's up with that? And trying to start something, you're trying to start something here. I was just asking if you wanted to have a nice chilled one tomorrow. Right? Yeah, he said it was like, you know, when I got on this boat, I flew with everyone, right? It's my personality, that's what I am, it's my personality.

You know, nothing's changed. But something's changed, you know, we're seeing each other now. And then he was like, well what man in the right mind would flirt when there's a girl who's dating, right in between. The girl and the girl who's dating. I mean, it's, it's an off to know, it's a girl who's dating right in between the girl and the girl he's dating. I mean, it's, it's an off to know. It's a joke. I'm like, no, it's enough to know it's a mind game. Fuck boy.

Yeah. So the guests are getting ready for dinner and then the dogs all mad that it has to stay in this room. They're really trying to make Gigi happen, but I don't, I don't, I'm not getting any sense that Gigi's happening. I mean, Gigi's pretty cute and everything. She's a cute dog, but I think the show was really opening for a more interesting sense that Gigi's happening. I mean, Gigi's pretty cute and everything. She's a cute dog. But I think the show was really opening for a more interesting dog than Gigi.

Yeah. Gigi, really Gigi's like, I want to shit and I want to shit some more. Okay, that's all I want to do. And they're like, let's make this work. Just keep saying Gigi on the bottom of the screen is showing a little dog. We're gonna win the ratings race. Yeah, Gigi never really pops. I mean, I remember we had Scupper a few seasons ago.

Scupper really popped. Scupper was a really big one. And then on Below Deck Med, there was that one dog that that guy that douchebag was obsessed with, but they had to like keep that dog off land. So everything was about like, can we see the dog? Can we see the dog? But this Gigi, Gigi's just too generic.

I think there was a- Yeah, Gigi's generic. Gener generic. I think there was a- Yeah, GG's generic. Generic, generic. GG had like a bow. GG had a bow in her hair and that was like supposed to pass his personality. All GG did was like, GG, I don't say GG's kind of stupid. Okay, GG was like a foot from the place

where she's supposed to poop and then she pooped. Okay, I know she meant she had to go really badly but I think she did it out of stupidity, not out of urgency. I felt like she did it out of spite. I really don't like me like her. Also because the family's like, oh look at GG, she has a bow in her hair. You just picked her up from the groomers.

Like am I supposed to believe this family really sits there and works with bows? You know, I feel like everyone today is just really being mean to their dogs. You know, first we had Rob, then we have this, GG clearly doesn't want to be there. She's terrified out of her god to their dogs. You know, first we had Rob, then we have this, Gigi clearly doesn't wanna be there. She's terrified of her God to help Gigi, you know? I just feel like Gigi, Gigi to me reminds me of like

Tory Kelly or like that guy from Hamilton that's now in the Heights. You know, like these people that like, that like the powers that be you're trying to like force on us as like and pop culture just will not let it happen. That's how I feel. So Gigi's like the James Corden of this boat right now. So what you're saying?

James Corden, but James Corden has like a show. James, like there's sort of every now and then there's like a singer. It was like in 2002, it was like Fifi Dobson, right? Like there's, there are these singers that come out that it's like Anthony Ramos, that's his name. There are these people that come out that, you know, machinery gets cranked up because they're like,

this is gonna be the next big thing and we're gonna tell the world that this is gonna be the next big thing. But the world is like, we didn't choose this, you chose it for us and we're not gonna make it the next big thing and so as a result, they show up at every single award show, and they sing songs, and they do it, and they do everything, and they're a commercial, they're everywhere. And no one cares.

That's GG. Oh my God. Now I feel for GG. But guess what? I still don't want to see around my TV, so there you go. Sorry, your capsule GG. And by the way, fun. By the way, a fun circles back because everything's connected. Tori Kelly loves settlers of Catan. So I will always have a space in my heart for her for that.

Wow. So let's see. So the guy, oh, that weird looking guy is flirting with Ashling again at the kitchen and Rachel's teasing her. I said, Cald your future husband. No, pretend it's next to this pasta. I don't like flitting in my kitchen. She's doing that homemade pasta with the kitchen-eat mixer, which I got one of those for Christmas, one of those little pasta things that you put through

the kitchen-eat. I haven't brought myself to you, see? It seems hard. I'm really intrigued by those pasta things. My friend got one. It's like I think it was Phillips or something like that. You put the dough into this contraption and it oh we talked about on Amazon Prime Day I think right? Yeah. The dough goes around and around and then it actually like pushes out pasta from holes. Yeah, I almost got one of those because you were selling me so hard on it on Amazon.

Well, actually just talking about it, really that's all you have to do. And I'll be like, I'm not lying. But then I didn't do it. It's fascinating story, but I love counter space. It's okay, everybody, there, there it is. You do. Well, I will say, I never, I've been meaning

to give a follow up about that. This is very quick. I've been meaning to give a follow up because I kept on thinking we'd be doing a follow-up on our Amazon Prime Day purchases and we never did. My follow-up is that I did buy that automatic soap dispenser for my sink and it is a game changer and I recommend if you have the means and the counter space to do it to get one because it literally changes everything

about everything. It's amazing. It's amazing. Wow. Okay, so Eddie and Izzie are talking about becoming lead debt-canned. And she's like, well, if you think that's a lie, I mean, with the boys even listening to me. And he's like, well, it's up to you.

It's up to you. But you know, you gotta take the initiative to find out. And she's like, well, you know, it's really nice that he believes in me, but are these guys going to support me? Are they going to act like dicks? And when she first said that, I was like, well, I don't blame her for thinking that, but these guys seem to like her. Like, I think that they'll respect. They seem to at least be friends who would be willing to give some support. That's right. They seem they seemed like a pretty functional deck deck crew that would be like, okay, cool.

Yeah, she does work hard. Funny. So then a ritual stomach is like how many episodes of this show do we have to watch? Like of course, that's not going to happen. A fucking course. It's not. Yeah. We don't even have to watch this show.

Like how much of a being a human in society do we have to watch this show. Like how much of being a human in society, do we have to know that like, oh, a woman rising to power, over men, that won't work out well. So, yeah, Rachel is like making her simple dinner because she says, nobody wants squirts during dinner service. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

at which point you put a comfort over your head, I assume. And then- Pretty much because especially when we find out she's like serving a big liquidy linguine instead. I'm like, really? Just mid-von. Yeah, in fact, she brings up, the dinner goes out, the food goes out to the table and she's up there,

you know, saying, well, what we have here is a homemade pasta with crab and stuff like that. And her face looks like she just wants to shit all over that deck. She's like, just eat the food so I can go downstairs and go back to the bathroom. Thank you very much. And the guest, Captain is having dinner with the guests

and that one young guy is, what's his name? Keep calling him. Just calling him, yeah. Justin's like, I've been drinking crowds in some morning. The captain's like, Kang him might regret that one. He's chugging it. I'm like, you're you're playing to the wrong crowd, sir. Yeah. Yeah, wasted. So then we go to James in Ashling. And he's like, so how long have you worked on boats? Are you thinking of getting back, you know, back on land, back into boats? And I don't know, they have some

giggly conversation about working on boats. Yeah. And, and, and Elizabeth walks in and then, but James keeps talking to Ashling. So then she just like walks out to be, you know, because she's angry. And then she, and then Elizabeth goes up to Isian is like every single time he's talking with the Ashling every single time and Rachel just is Rachel just overhears this and is like um hello I told you I mean I mean it's ridiculous and then she goes I'm gonna punch people in the face for sport Did you notice that when she left all mad seeing James and Ashley talking, that she's like, she swung her hair around

and she stomped out of there and then she fell on the stairs. So it was best. So Eddie has, Eddie's hearing all this news about COVID and they're like, oh my God, this thing seems like it might be real bad. And then we go to Elizabeth. And she's like, you know, like here I am, and I'm thinking I might be naive. Oh God, but then he's so nice. Maybe he's really being real.

It's like, welcome to the next 10 years of your life, if you let us continue. Yeah, where did this, where did this turn about come from? What what happened here? I think it's because Rachel's announced that she's gonna be making canola and Elizabeth was like, that's my dad's favorite dessert. So you know, it obviously reminded her of the source of her daddy issues and then that made her like She probably thought about her dad and then that made her think warmly about James. So, she's like,

that is your delicious. Mm. I'm gonna, I'm totally gonna give him another chance. So she's like, yeah, this is my dad's favorite to serve. Genoley. And Rachel's like,

why do you think Genoley? You did. Yeah. So she goes and tracks down James because he's never had a Kenoley and she's like, James James, do you wanna canole? Do you wanna canole? And they're like on the deck that's below

where everyone's eating dinner. So they're eating the canole and chatting. And well, actually, importantly, she actually radios him and says, James, James Elizabeth, me and the main salon., James James Elizabeth, me in the mean salon. I'm like, why are you radioing that you're about to like hang out with your, like your, your lover when you're not supposed to be hanging out together when you're working? Yeah, so he tries it and he's like, oh my god, this is amazing. Yeah, eat it, eat it.

You know, she's said a couple episodes ago that she's a feeder. And I have a cable, so I have seen TLC. So I know what a feeder is, and I'm like, that girl is no feeder. But now that I see her, and I see that she really gets one. Like, she really likes watching people eat. I'm kind of liking her more now. I've always looked for a feeder.

Like, I would love that for someone to just be like, yeah, keep eating it, yeah, keep gaming it, yeah, keep on gaining a feeder. Like I would love that for someone to just be like, yeah, keep eating it, yeah, keep gaming it, yeah, keep on gaining a baby. It's like my dream, so I'm like, wow, maybe there is hope. Well, well, she is, you know, being a feeder down on the deck. Francesca walks down the stairs. Francesca is like doing all this service with the people.

Like she's pointing his martinis, she's like, all these small tiny glasses, the same soul as like, they're showing that she is very detail oriented, right? And she's like doing all this work. And then she goes downstairs and she like walks in on the Kenoli feeding session. And she's like, what do you guys have to?

Well, I was sliving away up there. And they just know they're in trouble because James immediately stands up. Like the most guilty response ever, he like stands up with the cannolianna's mouth and it goes to hell from there. Yeah, she's like, oh, I was just gonna say you should go to bed because I'll finish up. Well, I think you're making excuses Elizabeth.

No, but you just have to wait. Oh, me. It's a strong talking Elizabeth, but I've been doing things. I love that Elizabeth's go-to line as always oh I was just gonna do this I was just gonna, I was just gonna go check on them. I was just like, that's like my go to live when I'm in fifth grade and my parents like Benjamin have you done the dishes yet. Oh, I was just gonna do that right now. And she's always grabbing onto her earpiece, like her radio earpiece, so he's always grabs onto it like, oh, I was just gonna. So Francesco, of course, runs straight to Eddie and she's like, oh my god. Eddie, Elizabeth and James are just saying they're having a shit. He's like, well, I'll just make sure they were not fucking around there. And she's like, well, god, I'm not going to bed.

I'm not going to bed till Keaton Lee gives to bed. And Eddie is like, yeah, you know what? I'm starting to lose patience. I stood up for them. If they're announcing shit on the radio, that is not okay. Disappointed, dad's coming out. So they're not wanna see disappointed, dad. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So now the guests are like, they're asking about like how big the crew quarters are and and Elizabeth is like, yeah, they're pretty comfy and Justin goes, is there enough room for me? Yeah, he's really gross. And did you catch the look Francesca gave him?

She just gave him the seat for a look and then You know, they're getting everybody's going to bed basically, and Elizabeth and James are cleaning, and then they make up the bed time. And then 615 the next morning, Rob finds a vacuum in the middle of the deck. And he's like, well, I think I'm gonna put this vacuum away before, you know what, I'm adopting this vacuum.

I was carrying a fork I'm gonna call it forky little nappy nap and I adopted it and now I'm gonna throw it overboard so it can eat some fish yeah get laid get laid so yeah Ashling still feels like crap which I'm like you know what Ashling so I like Ashling I think she's fine a little bit of a tattletail, but you know, I enjoy that on the show. But here's the thing, the doctor was here yesterday. Why did you not see the doctor yesterday?

Like, it was here, that kind of annoys me. Like, I get annoyed me where she's like, no, I don't need to see the doctor. I'm like, there's, it's one thing, it's like, okay, you don't wanna interrupt your day to drive over to the doctor and make an appointment and yada, yada, yada. But the doctor was literally like an okay, you don't want to interrupt your day to drive over to the doctor and make an appointment and yada yada yada, but the doctor was literally like an elbow's, an elbow away from you.

And now we have another day of you shitting everywhere. I like, you just should have gone to the doctor yesterday. I don't know if anyone else was annoyed by that, but I was annoyed. Yeah, I figured you would be, I'm more of an Ashling, but I have different reasons. I don't like going to the doctor

because the doctor's always like, oh, so you really need to lose a weight. I'm like, you knowling, but I have different reasons. I don't like going to the doctor because the doctors are always like, huh So he's you you really need to lose a weight. I'm like, you know what fuck you doctor? So I just don't go I could be missing a leg and I'll be like no, he's gonna call me fat But um, I think Ashling just figured that she had like food poisoning and it would go away But now she's like wait a minute. It's not going away You know me if there's like a doctor who's like willing to hear me out about anything, I'll be like, so I have this hang nail. Could this kill me? I'm like, if like, all I want is constant monitoring by doctors and dentists. That's what I really want out of life.

So, um, so Rachel is making breakfast and Eddie's checking in with captain Lee about the docking process and is he an Eddie or making jokes about jamming things and holes? It's you know just like morning on the yacht, morning. Yeah, Ashley is flirting with the homely guy. So oh you hung over and he's like oh look at that. She said, hung over. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, So then, the union blumines. That's how the the can of Foster's beer rolls into the Sydney Opera House. That's how the Gina Lianos, I'm out of Australia. That's how the that's how the that's how the Sheila marchgages Dan Bondai beach. Also she goes, you know, Justin's really cute

on his handsome on his lovely. I'm like, okay, you are lying to our faces and I no longer trust you actually. So then the egg order disaster. Francesca's taking egg orders. And I think people really show what Dick's they are with their egg orders. I really do.

You know how people from LA are always like, you know what, I'll have the chicken solid, but not with chicken. I'll have it with shrimp, but not with that kind of lettuce, a different egg. Could you change the dressing to, like you're always trying to make their own thing up? I think that that's where

edge people feel power in life. You know, I think that they're like, I want it. Over easy, medium easy. Egg people. Yeah, egg people. You know, there's like certain people who feel power. Like if you have a parking space in the front of the lot,

and then you see someone else who needs to park, but you're like, no, this is my parking space. So I can sit here as long as I want because this is my power right now in this moment. I feel like people are like that with eggs. I think that's, I think that's fair to say. Also, it was interesting to see the return of egg drama, because we had a lot of egg drama at the beginning of the season and then they kind of just like made it seem like we had we had we had we had grown past it we had overcome but egg drama is back egg drama I mean egg drama is a constant I think in all of our lives and every time you think you're beyond egg drama it comes back and I think that's a lesson we learned today on the show yeah we're as it's ugly head.

So Francesca's taking egg orders and then she takes them down and she gives the egg orders to Rachel and then we get a close up of a fucking useless Gigi doing nothing with her, you know, chance at fame. Nothing. So Francesca goes back up and gives Gigi some love, you know, and the food is ready and it's sitting there. And Rachel's calling her on the radio, but she's like, what a lovely dog. This dog's going to be a star, but you anything. I hope this dog has made you. I hope so, and I'm sure this dog is not getting me in trouble right now as we speak. And Rachel keeps calling her over the radio, but she can't hear.

And so, Ashinge here, as soon as she comes down and gets the food, and then she realizes when she sees Francesca that they've got toast on different plates, and now they can't tell which eggs are over medium, over hard, over easy. Yeah, there was a whole big thing and there's a lot of discussion back and forth over the walkie talkies and Captain

Lee's listening in and going, Jesus fucking Christ Jesus. Really mad about it. Yeah well Rachel's like when it comes to expediting food it's simple. I need her to get the food on the table. Get your shit together, it's not hard. So then the guests are reading headlines because it's like, this is March 8th or so. And so the guests are reading headlines. Coronavirus could easily tip America into a recession. I mean, now why does that happen? What does that have to do with anyone's money?

Oh, that's stupidly. So yeah, if any, please tell me me this woman does not work at a financial institution, please don't take any advice from this lady. Yeah. So then the captain is hearing all this radio draw money. He's like, well, you blew that one franchise. I cannot get a, I cannot believe I called her kiddo. He even actually called her sweetie at one point today, but I'm sure that'll be downgraded again to pre-kiddo status.

So then Elizabeth comes upstairs and she's like, Hi, when can I start? What can I start on this morning? And Francesco, who's in the middle of this exaster is just like the last thing she wants to see is Elizabeth. She's like, what can I do? What can I do? That sort of like that churry helpfulness, that's actually not helpful at all,

because she should know what she should be doing at this point. So Francesca's like, what do you think? Campings, but I know they're leaving. Francesca's like, maybe check with Laundry. Remember how we had a scene the last episode was said every time you walk up the stairs check the laundry remember that part remember I just wanted to check with you first oh my god thank you so much

Thank you so much. Geez Elizabeth and Elizabeth is like, I can't do anything right. So then Rob is making pew pew noises while he does the anchor hoses. So she's the anchor hoses. And then it's changed into white time because a guess are about to get out of here. Eddie misses his lasso trying to get it on the deck, but

otherwise everything went real well so the guests are leaving and Captains giving hugs and stuff and yo we're amazing thanks for everything Good luck with coronavirus ruin and then Ruin the economy in my rat Want a silly notion yeah, Eddie. It's yeah, you better put your foot up Oh have fun. Why don't you buy some masks while you're at it? It is. So face doppers is we call them. So is he is mad that she's starting

her period and Ashling stomach still hurts and then down in the kitchen, Ashling and Elizabeth, right, are bouncing trays on their head and Elizabeth is like, yeah, I used to walk with a textbook on my head so I could be a fashion model. Ha, ha, ha. And then Rachel does it perfectly, like, in down the hall. She's just like walking everywhere.

She like has like a stack of chairs and an apple on top of her head. And she's like, well, I may have been on season three of A&T M. Tyra told me I wasn't serious about it, but you know what, I like snacks. So. Which is funny because season three is the same season that Eva was on. So it's kind of funny that these two season three A&T members wound up on Bravo. Yeah, reality, V-Man. Yeah. Well, guys, we got number six on the books. We didn't miss a beat outstanding. We've made 17,000 total, which is about $1,400 each.

Yep. And not an amazing tip, just okay. And Captain Lee is like, okay, so for a day today, we're gonna be doing an adoptive beach day, and James's like, yes, yes, a reward for being loyal, babe, yes. And he's like, which, as we all know, means that we will be picking up trash to clean up these beaches.

That's what we will be doing, and I hope you're okay with it because I volunteered all your asses. And James is like, oh, it's not worth all of us. It's not parting at the end. James is like, but we can drink right. And it's like, no, we're cleaning a beach idiot. Listen, you then always have to drink to make an experience. James, but then we're fucking a stranger, right? No, James. Yeah, she's like, why do you have to drink anyway? He's like, because we're cleaning a peach. So now it's time for ocean cleaning time and Captain Lee is like, hey, Rachel, have a nice

bag of my knees for us. So they all head off and they're cleaning up garbage and there's garbage everywhere and it's garbage and garbage and garbage. And for the first time I feel like in the history of below deck, there's like a moment of introspection about pollution and destruction of habitats,

which is funny because, you know, those big boats. It's not like the fish love those big boats, you know. And I just kept on thinking about poor Shane. God, Shane gone too soon. This was gonna be his moment. I know, I think they planned this when Shane was still on the, on the yacht to give James his moment of drama, like walking around crying.

Yeah. But yeah, I think it'd be his moment of shine as an environmentalist. If this were shot with less whacking music, this could have been on the ID channel. I mean, they're walking around like, oh look, it's underwear. Oh look, here's a pair of shoes that someone forgot.

Like Jesus Christ, what happened out here? I know. Good job. It's a real disaster. It's a real disaster. There's some baby bones over there. We should probably pick up. There's some bottles of tree renewal, whatever that is.

And then at the end of the cleaning up, Elizabeth goes, I love this planet. Which means it was like very fun. Like, I think we all love the planet, right? Is there anyone on Earth who's like, I hate this planet. I hate, can we go to a different planet? Can we go to a planet where there's less oxygen and things that make us live? Well, there are certainly people who act like they hate it. That's for darn to.

That's for darn to. That's for darn to. That's the darn to. You're darn to. A darn toot. And hey, guess what? I'm calling this planet. Planet Kitto.

All right. Love you. I'll support you. Planet. Planet, you shoot all the way up to Kitto. Not quite sweetie because those natural disasters, but you supporting you playing it. Planet, you shoot all the way up to Keto, not quite sweetie because those natural disasters, but you are a kiddo. So back in the van, Rachel's back home in bed, they get home.

It's like 945 at night and Ashley calls her mom. And she's like, Hey, mom, and she's like, Oh, how are you? She laying, what are you doing in the dark over there? She's like, where my stomach's turning now. The toilet's my best friend mom. And the mom's like, well that's good at least since coming out. All right, glad you called me to talk about shit. That's great shit.

Talk them on. Bye. That's what at least it's coming out. If you say mom, I've got diarrhea. Well, at least it's coming out. It's like, yeah, that's the problem mom. At least it's coming.. It's like, yeah, that's the problem, mom. At least it's coming. That's what I've heard. There's a phrase now called toxic positivity, where you say something really nice and encouraging to basically just get the hell out of the conversation.

That's what that was. It's like, well, at least it's coming out. Boy, boy, I'm going to go to sleep in an excess tribute, man. Boy. So then is he is cleaning up James's clothes for him and putting him... What's fuck? James is getting his clothes cleaned up by Izzy. She's putting him in the closet. And he's like, what are you doing? Call them to done with this.

Come on Rob, can't we share space together? And Rob's like, ah, sleeping my way up to the top with Eddie. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha goes to sleep and of course James texts Elizabeth and he's like, hello, want to make the guest cabin? And she's like, sure, OMG, which then segways in from wing, wing, wing, wing, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, I'm just putting George on to him. I'm just putting George up from Love Island on the James and I don't care because he's gotten to that point to me where he is the Georgia of this show. So it's 6.45 the next morning and Rachel is taking stuff out onto the deck and drops it all like provisions. And Eddie announces that today is Izzy's first day as lead Beckand and the guys kind of joke around like they're gonna give her a hard time and then they do. And then Rob does the classic massage and this thing or just

really the thing that usually people like him would say, which is yeah, is he does a good job? Does it need a title though? Because I'm usually the captain of a 20-ish meter size sailboat. So it's cute. Like okay, well, you're not on a 20-ish meter size sailboat. It's a different kind of skill. And if you wanted to be the captain of a medium size 20-ish meter sailboat, you can go find one and sail the seven seas to find the treasure that's hidden inside your asshole.

Yeah, what a prick. I wasn't expecting that from him. Yeah, he seemed like his chili, like Catan. Like you're literally doing the same job you were five minutes ago. Yeah, literally nothing has changed, except that Eddie has like someone who can help him. Yeah. So then Rob was like, well, where do we start then, Izzy? Check, well, have it use your initiative. And so then Francesca is basing her guys around telling them what to do and stuff. And Ashingt stomach still hurts guys. And she decides that it is time to go to the doctor because she runs to the bathroom and pews so then is he an Elizabeth her talking and

there in the crew mess and Is he's like I look like a hot dirty mess She goes on. Oh, no, you're turning 30 tomorrow She goes, I know you're turning 30 tomorrow. It sounds like a subway putting on the brakes. So then James is wiping the... So I was also just still actually angry. I was in my mind, I was still angry about Rob's comment, about like, she does a good job, I don't think it needs a title, which is funny because like,

he says, I don't think she needs a title, and then the same time goes, but I'm the captain of a ship. So I'm flying the key to serve it. So therefore, like, oh, but if the title was given to him, would still be like, I don't think it deserves a title.

You know what I'm saying? It's like the hypocrisy, the hypocrisy. So now James is wiping windows, and is he's like, so is that what you were doing? That's not to Liz and the guests carbon, is that what you're doing? And then of course Ashley is right there, like the boat gossip and she's like,

oh, so you went to the cabin, oh. And is he's like, oh not long. Oh, well I said said leave up tail anyone whatsoever Yeah, and James is like worth it If I use my job worth it so then Ashley goes straight into Francesca and Francesca's like what's happening? Well, she didn't sleep in hair cabin in nor did he and Francesca's like oh gold, they slept in the guest cabin. Don't don't don't we go to break and then we come back and they're still talking

about it. And Francesca's pissed. And she's like, this is not cool in the yawning industry. You do not fuck in the guest cabin without permission. So wrong. So several. That's right. So then now Rob is complaining about Izzy and he just like, it's like a standard scene of a woman requesting that guys do something and the guys being like, well, why? But why? What about this?

And he's like, yes, Izzy, yes, Izzy, whatever you want, Izzy. Like she's a totalitarian, you know, leader. And meanwhile, if the roles have been reversed, he would never, like, like, she's making a perfectly benign request. And he's just basically being a misogynist baby about it. Yeah, she's just telling them to clean and rinse. It's like the easiest thing ever.

And they're like, what? She's telling me, she said to get away, and now she's telling you to dry it. It's like, yes, that's how shit works, you idiot. And we're all like, it's definitely democracy written by a dictator. Yeah. And James goes, yeah.

And James is like, oh, you got your hands on your hips as if you have any authority about J. Like, she does actually have a little bit of authority and she only has to put her hands on her hip because you guys can't deal because of your fragile fucking egos with the fact that she gets to tell you to rent something. And it was like, yeah, well, I'm disappointed, but I'm going through what every woman in the authority has ever gone through. Men know more because they're men.

And she tells them it's not hard, you guys. And James is like, well, you may be a captain on other boats, buddy, but it's not this one on this one. You're just a scrub. And he's like, yeah, I mean, I may have sailed around the world, but on this boat, I better just shut up and scrub. Yeah, because on this boat, you're a fucking deck scrubber. So shut up and scrub, scrub.

Yeah, yeah. In case you didn't notice, when you applied for the job as a deckhand, that meant that you were not the captain. So you're a deckhand. And that's what your job is. I don't care if you were the captain somewhere else. Guess what? Somewhere else, I am very athletic, I think,

good shape, but that's not in this current reality, is it? And I can't say, so there, it was a very strained analogy, but it was the best I could come on with on the fly, okay? So we go to find out who the next guests are, and it's the queen of Versailles again. It's old Jack year, our friend Jacky coming back. And this time she's bringing her husband, David. So just when you thought she couldn't top it,

wait till you meet this guy. Yeah, because she's now jumping from Blow Deck, Med to regular Blow Deck. And they've requested hard boiled, jalapeno pickled quail eggs, which should be interesting. And they want us to come with marine life and have lots of water activities. Mm. And they're asking for all this crazy fancy stuff, but then David's like, I want burgers,

rib eyes, and cheese, alright, that's it. I'm very intrigued to see how this is going to go down. You know, well, you know Jackie, and then she came to our Tampa show, and she is, she really is a character. She's like, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, I want some chopsticks. Hi, I brought chopsticks for the audience. She really is. So that's that she's coming in. And then Francesca is cleaning and she's still fuming over this guest cabin thing. She's like, when I first heard about that, I thought it was a joke.

I mean, there are things in that room that are probably more expensive than all the tips combined that we've made this season. So she goes into the mess hall and Elizabeth is sitting there talking to Rob and whoever else. And she's like, sort it interrupts. But did you sleep in the guest cabin, Elizabeth?

And she's like, well, we went into a cabin that wasn't made. Oh, so you slept in a bed that wasn't made? Well, we wanted some personal space. So you slept in the cabin. Well, yes, but no, but you slept in the cabin. But we were in the cabin. That's like Elizabeth. You just want to shake her.

Did you sleep in the cabin? And then she goes, well, I wouldn't say that we, yes or no. Yes, and I'll ask you next time. We'll see it next time. And I like that she's trying to make it better, but I wouldn't say we were sleeping. Oh, that's much better. You were fucking in the guest cabin.

And then she goes, I just want to keep things professional. And she goes, you're not being professional. She's losing her mind. This is like, this is your fall from professional. You know what? This is enough. Oddhead enough of you. And then Elizabeth just throws her hands out in the air. Like, see, I can't do anything right.

She's so mean to me. I can't do anything right. Okay, so like, okay. So she tells me to go laundry and then I have sex with James and Gastronomy Just I guess I can't do anything right then oh Good so that was below deck for the week everybody We will be back next week of course. We'll also be back every day this week Look at the show Stamars Real Housewives of Dallas, a join us for that. If you do want to watch the crappies,

Captain Lee himself is on there. All right, so it was Kate, can't steam and Hannah, fairie. So go check that out by tickets at watchupcrapins.com. Thank you guys. We sure love you. We'll talk to you next time. Bye, everyone. Bye. Watch what crap ends would like to think it's premium sponsors.

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