Watch What Crappens - Below Deck: Truffling Feathers

Episode Date: December 6, 2022

Below Deck's Camille has trouble balancing wandering around on the deck not doing much and wandering around inside not doing much, and Rachel loses the truffles for a truffle themed tasting dinner. Godd**mit! This week's bonus is a chat about what we're watching on TV and our thoughts on Meghan Markle's Andy Cohen interview. Join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh, but people are laughing around. Kids, what happens when there's so much that happens? Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Corappans. A podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on Yeobraw. I'm Ronnie and that's a man over there. Hello, Ben.

Hi Ronnie, how are you? Good. How are you doing today, B.M? You know, I am just just wonderful. How are you doing? What's going on with you? Good. Excited to be here for another below deck regular classic flavor kind of an episode, Ben. Yeah. You know what I liked about this episode that we're about to recap is that up to this point, I feel like it's been kind of a 50-50 in terms of who's more terrible Alyssa or Camille. And then this episode Camille said, you know what?

I would like to take the reins and she's like, no, I am the worst worker. And so I really like having that clarity. That was great for me. Well, Alyssa hasn't been a bad worker, have she? No, but I shouldn't say about bad worker, but like, there's been a lot of passive aggression from Alyssa, so it's kind of like, she's super passive aggressive, she's like, Camille's a bad worker, so who's like the most at fault? And I feel like now the needle has really moved towards Camille's, Camille's, you know,

Camille, I think Camille's just sucked the whole time. Yeah. Now, I'm always going to be excited when the last episode ends with dirty, disgusting, tramp swampy bitch. Yeah. So I was already excited because that's really all I need. I'm a Bravo fan, you know, that's really all I need to get me back to the next episode. Also, I got a fish this weekend. And thank you, everybody. Thank you. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down Yeah, what, and the name is? Baby gorge us. Baby gorge is the fish. Yeah, baby gorge is the fish, but, you know, I still might get a my sister named

dirty disgusting trouts, wopy bit, because, I mean, after a while it rolls off your toe. I take some practice, but after a while it rolls off your toe. Can beta fish coexist with each other? Or would they have to be in separate? Well, I've learned, I've learned a lot about beta fish coexist with each other? What would it have to be in separate? Well, I've learned a lot about beta fish recently, okay, yesterday, you know, when I got home with the fish, or two days ago, and basically,

I learned that women can get along. It's like the opposite of rofo people, you know? Women can get along really well, and they're called a school of fish, but men will just kill each other. Yeah. That's what men do, unfortunately. Men are.

I just didn't think that toxic masculinity, you know, extended to beta fish, but that really doesn't make sense. It's nature, okay? The next time you see one of those gigantic pickup trucks is because of semi about to run you off the road for driving a hybrid, you know, just remember it's nature. Yeah, it's beta, beta fish nature. Well, I hope you get the guys who are killing each other still wear fabulous ballgowns. So I still way more progressive than this.

So if you put a lady beta in there, it should be okay, because they're just going to hump and stuff, right? No, if it's don't hump, I don't think. I don't think they don't. No, I think there's like eggs that are laid in the mold, but the eggs have to be fertilized. Beta is a bit jatash. Beta hunt. Because even when you have women together, you have to keep them far apart.

They say watch the tank and make sure you're there to make peace. What the fuck does that mean? How do you make peace between two fish? The kind of advice is that you have to become the Andy Cohen of beta fish. You have to be like, okay, well, I'm sure a dude down inside. You guys both love each other, right? Is there okay? What okay, beta fish?

Tell me your rose and your a thorn from this tank. Is there any home unpacking a resolution to this today within the next 10 minutes? Because I'm a parent now, I gotta get home. Andi, all I have to say is there was a beautiful flake of food, just descending in the water. And I was just about to eat it, and then she came and ate it instead.

Like, I'm sorry. Like, that's over. She showed me who she really is. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, okay. So let's get into this. It's 6.30 in the morning on turn of a day, and Tony and Ben are in there.

They're coming. And Tony's like, were you lucky last night? Oh, you were close, bro. Come on, you were on the right track, and Ben's like, well, she did give? Oh, you were close, bro. Come on, you were on the right track. And Ben's like, well, she did give me a light dance with her twerk. So there's that. Yeah, bro, you're almost, it's going to be,

that's a good sign, man. And like today, I mean, it's amazing. I mean, we're getting Apple turnovers. I know, turnover day has nothing to do with pastries, unfortunately. OK, I'll see this note on this about yet, bro. All right, everyone. now turn of the turn of the day has nothing to do with pastries. Unfortunately. Okay, Sandy's not on this boat yet, Ro. All right. All right, everyone. This is Captain Sandy. Just telling you I'm going to come on your cast soon and hope you're ready. Is that room over there? You know, that's what I hear. That's what I hear from the bitchiest housewife of all time.

Sascha Medea. She tells me that the new captain is going to be Captain Hugs herself, Captain Sandy. That's wild. Well, she'll be able to handle this boat after spending an entire summer getting in and out of dolphins in Malta. That's for sure, and she's going to bring some apple turnovers too, because the turnover brings turnovers. That's what a real captain does. So, the captain is limping around because he's still in a lot of pain and recovering from his nerve, damage, and he's just groaning. I mean, they just keep showing little scenes of

captain leap limping and going, damn it. I know. I know poor captain Lee. It's so so sad watching him trying to like, you know, just get to the chair, you know. So he's like, well, looks like the weather's clear. So it's time to move to the dock, make sure everything's ready to go. Also, I'd like to add what's not clear is when this will all be fixed. I'm not used to being out of control as a captain to have to relinquish that control to even your own body. It's hard thing for me to deal with pisses me off. You know what else? Pisses me off?

Cinnamon buns, okay? They don't look like buns. They don't look cinnamon. Might as well call them swirl bread. That's what I would call it. That's what pisses me off bad classification of pastries. You know what? You want some mean to the goddamnit bun. Right. So Ross is... I don't know. People are working. Oh, Katie's in bed. Yeah, Katie's in bed.

Oh, wait, sorry. I know you're about to say something like Katie being in bed. It's very important. It's huge. I sense it's like a cresting wave of importance. But I actually have a cresting wave of importance too. We've been saying that Ross looks like he has Brian Cranston face, which he does. But I also came to realize, Ross is the answer to a question we've been asking ourselves for a very long time, which is whatever happened to Lisa Van der Pum's friend Martin. We found him. It's Ross. Ross is Martin. Martin is Ross. Oh my God. Tell me it's far.

Oh my God. I'm lying. Look up a picture of Martin. Lisa Van der Pum Martin. No, that's not Ross. I don't need to look up a picture of him. I'm on my in my brain forever. It's how so as canon. This is this is this is either what has happened to Martin or this is Martin's origin story either way. I have I'm going with that. Oh, fart Martin. So guess what? Katie is a little bit, I mean, even after all of that Martin content, Katie is still in bed. And she's still still through it. She's doing my favorite staying in bed thing where your alarm's going off right next to your ear.

And you still staying in bed, okay? And that's what you get when you're hot. That's what you get to do sleep, really. That's how we do it in Miami. That's how we do it in Miami. I'm so glad I went to Miami this week on I have to say, because I feel like I have so much more context for real house with Potomac, for Katie's excuses. Really just for those two things. But still, I feel like I have a deeper understanding. So when she says, yeah, Miami, we just take our shirt, we don't eat for three days,

and then we take our shirts off on the fourth day to clean the boat. I'm like, oh, I see that now. Yeah. You see how it's all connected. So we go to the galley and Rachel's talking to Frazier, and she's like, I don't really feel like talking to me. So I'm gonna be really quiet.

I just like, okay,'m gonna be really quiet. Just like, oh, keep them. Mm-hmm. It's like, that sounds absolutely terrible, wonderful. Okay, so then, so then basically Katie is still sleeping. She's 35 minutes late, so Ross is getting mad. So we decided to wake her up and he's kind of like pissy, understandably so, justifiably so in fact. And he's like, well you know, partying hard, it goes hand in hand like a penis in a lady's hand. Sorry,

did I say that part out loud? Ha ha ha. Anyway, listen, sometimes on a yacht you're bleeding alcohol out of the skin, but however, you still need to show up at work. And then we get to Fraser and Haley making the bed with Alyssa. And Haley's like, that pillow is one of the most disgusting pillows I've ever seen. My god damn life from all right. Fraser's like, no skill at all. Let me show you how to do this. You grab the pillow at the top, then you fold it under, and then you say, God damn it, Pillar, you better listen to me.

You're no longer going to be a pillow. I'm so sorry, Pillar, did I do something wrong? Please talk to me again, Pillar, Pillar, come back! Yeah, and... Yeah, and she's like, and here I was like, what have I been doing wrong? He's like, oh, you're doing it, you're an absolute disgusting Pillar maker.

Here, let me show you how you do it. You take the pillow, you hold the weight at the top, you grab by the top, you wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, and you put it down, you fold it underneath. Now you try it. No, no, goodness God, this is it. I right now I would rather poke both of my eyeballs out and throw myself into the ocean and look at one of your disgusting pillow folding exercises ever again. And she's like, well, in my Chinese eye, the worst chief Steve from the help made me sleep in laundry room for two months. And she's like, but Fraser, Fraser's the kindest ever. He's me, but my me. And she calls him

the stew whisperer. And he's like, I love housekeeping. So then we go to the deck. And Camille's like, I'm on the good old fender, where does it need to be watched? It's me, Camille, it's ready to, or you can stop twirking on the fender now, Camille. All right, Mollie's incredibly hot. Yeah, and then also something else from before is that when Ross woke Katie up, by the way,

so he was telling her like, by the way, you were supposed to be up at 715 and she goes, oh really, I didn't know what time you're supposed to be up. I didn't realize that. Oh, I must not have heard you when you said 715. Like, you set your alarm. Why would you set your alarm? You can't over sleep in alarm and then say,

I didn't know what time I was supposed to be up. You literally had an alarm set. I don't trust her. Don't trust her. So the captain's like, all right, get everybody get your shit straightened out because I'm heading in and I want complete silence and I mean complete silence.

If I hear one people I'm gonna explode like a mosquito on a fat kid's arm. Ah. So then he tells us the first time you're back and you bowed his intent. You can go in with, then he tells us, the first time you knock on your boat is intense. You can go in with, I think I can get it to the dock. There's none of that shit. This is your job. Stop sniveling cupcake or I'm gonna sling you up.

You're ass up like a dominatrix and a food court gimbuff and topple the bus bench. God, I'm not really feeling myself today. Why? Who's yelling at? It's not like, are we like, who's yelling at? It's not like, are we like, potential captains? We're like, we can't do it.

We're like, yes, we know it's fine. It's fine, go take it in. We're not, we're not doubting you. So, it's announced like, stacking, stacking lines, ropes. Come on, take it up, take it up. We don't have all that damn day. I don't want to hear a peep.

I don't want to hear, no. Can I hear a peep? No peeps, no peeps. When I'm want to hear a beep. I don't want to hear no. Can I hear a beep? No beeps. No beeps We're not trying to get a sourdough love to rise your concois. God I really need to get some rest What are you doing polishing shoes with a with a with a with a With another shoe off my game with another shoe off my game. So Tony's telling us, I'm pretty green. We get like, let's get to no Tony moment.

So he's like, yeah, I've been working as an adventure guide. So I do like sea kayaking, free diving, I do jet skis,ipline, tap dancing. Grocery start checking. Chin, we're fronting. Table top hockey. Oh God, I'm sorry, Amazon's calling. Amazon's trying to drop off my hold on. Hold on. Hello

Yes, you can just throw it over the fence Thank you We're delivering some bombs, so sir, we're doing like a sleet these bombs. We're just talking about with your friends. Now listen, we're doing a recap, and I don't wanna hear a peep out of Amazon right now, okay? I'm angry, I'm angry, then a blue bird in a blender.

Am I right? Not my greatest work, and a little morbid, little morbid. Oh my God, we're all gonna die, we're all right. Good job everybody, great job. So So then if we just cut to Rachel going Why god damn motherfucker shit face fuck fuck in a Rachel and then Work work work work. Freysers telling Kimmy ill to get her priorities straight get laundry done and crew laundry and then Ross is straight get laundry done and crew laundry and then Ross is talking to Lee and Lee's like, get your deck team to the bridge please, we have a very serious conversation. Yeah, and we are, let me tell you something, this is a conversation that is going to be

had and you're going to remember it for the, you will be shaking in your boots when you hear what I have to see right now. Good job today everybody. Good job. You guys almost, you almost reach Kitto level. It's almost a big group of Kittos, not quite. We're not quite if the Kitto awards yet, but it is the season. All right. Now, docking came off flawlessly and I do appreciate that.

So, carry on. Get out. Just spend it there like a bunch of turkeys. Wait, and get stuffing up your corn holes. Dispace. Did you mention Camille ironing? By the way, I got distracted by the Amazon thing. Did you just talk about how she was ironing and the steam? Did you talk about that? No, please steam that. This lady, she's like sitting there, ironing, and she hits the button, the steam button. You know on the arm, you hit the steam button, and she goes, and she goes, ow, and she does again, she goes,

ow, I always do that. That's like the 15 time lady, if you're gonna hit the steam button, move your hand out of the way. What's wrong with you? And then she's wearing sunglasses, and now she's like, oh, and Alyssa sees her and she's like, oh, I love that you're inside with your sunglasses on out the steam!

Good old Camille, can't believe that quarterback dumpster. So now Fraser's like, all right, interior meeting, interstuse, all the stu- all the stu- all the stu- come here. All right. How's everyone doing? Have we figured out how to put a pillow on a bed yet? No, hailey? Okay, we'll work on that. Guys, I just wanted to say we're going through teething issues and I'd like to say to you just what I would say to any baby, you bite me one more goddamn time. I'm gonna fucking kill you, you misgrunt. All right, please don't hate me, baby. Please don't hate me.

Now we got dark, but we got through it and we're gonna go through it again. So it's important to keep thinking that we are at our lowest low. All right, until the next day when it can go even lower. Just remember it can always, always be more terrible than it is right now.

You know, right now, right now is like pretending to laugh at any one of your jokes. I'm at the lowest of the low, am I right? Anyway, like I said, we are going through cheating issues. So if you see Camille gnawing at the side of the art, that's why she's doing that. And it's like generally, I think we all get along pretty well, don't you? And Camille's like, I'm generally, yes, oh, it's not even a steamer on Camille.

I know, but it's still remembering it, I'm married. Alright, well we're not going to see eye to eye on anything, you know, for instance, most of us will make beds and the Camille will just sit around. We just want the eye to eye and stuff. That's life, that's human nature, and we're going to be short with each other. You know, some of us will just do stupid things, like burn themselves, the ions, that was for you Camille. Oh, sorry, memory, memory burn again. Alright, amazing. Glad we had this meeting. All right, now just go keep being human,

doing what humans do in human nature. Pooping, cleaning, pooping more, having sex with 37 people and masturbating to pictures of yourself. Yes, all right, motherfucker. All right, back to work. Thanks for bringing that call back, Vic. Like that. It's amazing. The best

Rick. Cut the rates are going down. I'm fucking. Yes. And then cut back to another scene. Yeah. So now Ross is reprimanding Katie. And he's like, now just as a reminder, I told everyone 715 because I totally didn't hear that even though she totally did and she sent an alarm as evidence that she heard it So Roskas will obviously not happy about it when we can't play it on deck and it lets the rest of the team down And it's probably not coincidental that it happens after an evening out with alcohol involved and obviously we don't want to make a repeat performance of it Sexual performance it is oh god in you window. Why do I always have so much in you window and the things I say?

Katie tells us it definitely makes it worse that this is coming from a guy I like because like as a girl You do have to work harder than the guys and you do have to prove yourself day in day out So it's like a sinking feeling that I'm feeling right now What does she like about this guy? I think sexually attracted to dried corn, you know? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crappin's commercial. But then Tony is starting to have a really bad day.

He's like zoning out and he's just not into it today. And it's just slowly starting to build and he's messing something up and Ben's like, what did you squeegee in the hood of the horning on the fluriany flangan? And he's like, oh bro, there's a day. There's a place that I go. It's called La La Land. But what's the song from La La Land? Sure, I was gonna sing it, but I forgot how it goes. Like, God. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, God, I can't believe all those songs from La La Land.

We can't remember how they go. Wow. All those wonderful songs. It's one of those musicals you come out of the theater humming and you're going, home, have those song go. It's like, the music from La La Land both gets in your head and yet you can never actually remember how it goes. You don't come out humming when you come out humming like, oh, there's a place for us.

No, that's not a lot of it. So then we go to Captain Houston, his office and Camille does another try at delivering laundry. And he's like, I am wearing a tankiller about my clothing as you might notice from the golden seagulls flying over a beach thing that I wear to every Captain's dinner. And Camille's doing that baby voice thing where she's like, I was actually in the Lordway home thinking you must be used to Yeah, she's like very nervous, you know, because and she keeps messing up because she just walked into the room And she's like in his closet because permission to enter that's a bit after the fact Gundam it she goes and so then she's like so

So I was thinking I was in the laundry room And I was thinking like well was in the laundry room, and I was thinking like, well, I'm sure you get this a lot, but okay, all right, all right there. So Creases always go in the front casual shirts, they get pressed, but never dry. Okay, Crease the casual shirts and put pants in the front. No, get them, got them. No, don't dry the casual shirts.

Okay, put them over a fire. No, okay, you'll get it, you'll get it non-kiddo. You'll get it soon enough. We worked on it super, not in a fucking tramp steamer. That shirt had more wrinkles than a basketball. That's right, think about it for a minute. So really, really sure. Yeah, that, you know, I'm a little off to the ambassador,

but I actually don't really think of passables. I mean, I need wrinkles to be in lines. But, oh, yeah, let's try this from that. That shirt has more wrinkles than Ross's face. Yeah, that's better. That shirt has more wrinkles than a real house wife run out of moisturizer all right I'm back on track get the fuck out of here. I'm kiddo That that shirt has more wrinkles than time as imagined my Madeline

What's her face who famously wrote a wrinkle in time? Okay, again, I think I'm back off my game. Back off my game. That shirt's got more wrinkles than an elephant nut sack. That was pretty good. It should be a little longer though. You know what, I'm gonna keep working on it while I wait for a goddamn shirt that fits.

That shirt has more wrinkles than a piece of paper that someone used to make an origami crane and then realize the action into the paper so they unfolded it and made it fly it again. Alright, that quit. I'm leaving about. Regrettable origami. Alright, non-kitto. Get back to work.

So now Rachel and Tony are in the mess and he's like what do you like to do and she's like oh my god activities not just sitting around I hate just fucking sitting around God there you know I do activities doing things he's like what's the craziest thing you've ever done huh I jumped out of playing still drunk for the night before. Everything, I've done everything. What about you? Blade with Sharks. Oh yeah, I'm done at Bahamas. Yeah. And he's like, I like Rachel, because she's crazy as hell.

She reminds me of one of my ex girlfriends. And, you know, she fits me. Yeah, I love her. Oh, she feeds me. She feeds me. Sorry, I misspelled it. She feeds me. How can you you love that?

My favorite activity being fed. So now I get you. It's like the first time I bonded with Tony. I'm like, yes, that is how to resume people. All right, Ross, Rachel, Phoebe, and if, uh, if Monica's around, we're going gonna be having a preference sheet meeting in the Sky Lounge and we will accept Mr. O'Lander as well. Cliff, Carla, Norm, Sammy, Woody, get in here. Smelling cat, get on in here, I need a guy to ask for you too. You do a naggy. So he's like, well, today we got Michelle Pearl. That's for you too. You're doing oggie. So he's like, well, today we got Michelle Perl.

She's a doctor based in Seattle, traveling the world with her girls since college, emergency room surgeons. Wow. God damn it. Day one, Hollywood glam night, multi-course menu highlighting truffles. And Rachel's like, I'm gonna nail that one. He pay me to come in. I'm gonna start a fuck out of what you need.

I'm a menu murderer. Hehehehehehehehehe so not, it's like, the sink was on, and a towel got wet, and Haley's like, how did you do that, babe? I'm not with Lillia, and I wrote that down. I was like, wait a second, hold on, this is important, there's a wet hand towel on the boat. No. No.

So Camille tries a short delivery again for the captain. And she's like, um, hi, can I come in? Well, you're already standing in the room. Ain't that putting the dammit before the god time? So I hope I did the shirt right for you. Well, Unfortunately, you've just brought me a very wide lasagna noodle, but at this point, I will just accept this and I will get the shirt from someone else. Thank you, Non-Gito. So, Tony and Van are talking and Tony is asking him where he's from and Ben. We find out that Ben is from the Gold Coast, but everyone thinks he's Spanish, but he's actually Indigenous

Australian. And his dad is white and his mom is dark? And so he found out from a study that the Australian indigenous people are the oldest culture alive. And then they bond over, you know, this one we find out more about Ben. It was interesting. Yeah, he said he's like, I'm actually more Australian than anyone you've ever met. So yeah, he basically, and he talks about how when he was kid, people would be like, oh, you're dark. So you should be the dark girl. And which I think was basically his way of saying that he was sort of like relegated to

like a certain bucket, lower, whatever. So then they moved to the East Coast and where he's more accepted and he goes and everyone's tan. So you can't tell the difference anyway. I was like, okay. So then Tony is like, then Tony said that they bond because Tony is also biracial, and so they have that in common,

and it was like a nice moment of bonding, et cetera, and then it just cuts to hailey, just like letting out a huge burp in the group. And she goes, what was that, Mia? So sometimes I burp when I'm massed a bit into myself. And the captain's like, you need that panting to start working. God damn leg. You're as the act acting as useless as a calculator and a spelling bleak. God damn it.

I was also going to go with an advocate's and a calculator convention, but that works too. I just wanted to work a calculator in there in some way. Anyway, so, uh, Alissa is like, okay, Frazier, so I put the liquor on this side of the bar, and then I put the beers and wines on this side of the bar. He's like, oh, amazing, fabulous. Gorgeous, something else Jesus Christ, so I have to listen to this again.

Which is god damn gold medal. So then they, they're all eating pizza, the crew mess, and they're talking about Captain Lee. They kind of really feel bad for him because they can see he's really struggling with his leg, the right side of his body and everything. And Fraser does that. Fraser's saying how he really feels bad for Lee. And then Hailey does this thing.

I, for some reason, it annoys me. We're, if you're like expressing how you feel about something where she goes, don't, don't, no, because it actually upsets me. Like it really upsets me. It's like really not nice. I hate when people do like the like, oh, that makes, like, oh, this makes me feel bad. No, it makes me feel bad. So much that you have to stop saying how you feel bad and I'm going to express it in a louder, more dramatic way. It makes me feel more bad based on how much harder I am than all of you, which is the lot. All right. Like the other day, I was looking at a selfie of me. I was trying to masturbate, okay? I was trying to finger my side. I couldn't because I felt so bad, okay?

So I really don't wanna talk about it. Like, Camille's like, yeah, I mean, it just really upsets me because I don't want him to not be able to perform his job. You know what I mean? Like, you stole Cam Iron. You took him the same damn shirt seven times. Worry about yourself.

Get to work. Camille is also treating Captain Lee like he's got like he's one foot in the grave. She was every time I see him in his little room, his twinkling eyes are like, yay. Somebody's here. I'm like, no, he's I guarantee when he sees he's not saying yay.

He's like, God damn it. This is a bra. Yeah, he's like, God damn it. This is a bra. So now it's the morning. They just got about us kind of a boarding night. And what are we here? Ah! And it's Tony Therin, his yoga.

So he's like, even though I'm exhausted working out for me as my therapy, because you know, I thought, you know, I'd get to work and travel, but you finished working. Guess what? There's more work for you. So this is how I deal with it. And if I don't, I get grumpy as fuck. What part of saying you're going to be working on a boat says you're going to be working

on a boat and then enjoying riding that boat and being served? No, you're working that boat, sir. Working and working and working. So then Alyssa is calling the girls on the like stew team or whatever on the radio, but Camille doesn't have her radio in and she's just standing in the mirror, twerking, but I just, I can't stress enough.

We call it twerking because like, I don't know really what else to call it. This is not twerking because I don't know really what else to call it. This is not true. I'm really not sure. I'm really not sure what to call it. It's like one of her discs slipped and she's trying to get it back in. I don't know how you would say. I feel like she's seizing up. She's like when you've got groceries in your hand, but you're trying to open the door to get into the house. Yeah.

You know? That's a little lower in yourself. You got to lower down to the handle because you can't fully extend your arms. You have to do like the little like that's a really good, that's a really good comp. I like that. It's like the grocery squat. Yeah. So, all this is like, okay guys, before you make the beds, please look under the beds and make sure there's no

Camille something I mean make sure there's nothing in the ports down there. Okay, see you later Maybe just make sure there's no useless dust bunnies down there. Thanks So then Ross is giving some orders to the deckeys and Katie's like I'm feeling a lot of pressure because I overslept yesterday and like in Miami, yacht owners just look at you and think, oh my gosh, you just want to be someone's sugar baby. I mean, that's ridiculous. Did I tell the story yet about how I'd like to do it?

Do all my cleaning in a bikini on Fridays? No, okay. Anyway, I'm not like that. Okay, I might be a pretty face who likes to do my work in a bikini, but that's not how I'm serious about this job. I like when people say, I might be a pretty face. I'm like, let me be the judge of that. Yeah, that's, that's, well, you know,

maybe that's why she's into Ross. That's sort of absurd. I'll be the judge of that. Oh, be the judge of that. So then Camille and Frazier are doing pillows or something. And she's like, I want this pillow because I have a pillow, but it's like rock hard and it's large. But this guest pillow is really nice.

It would be really nice to have a good pillow. I mean, just goes. Oh, great conversation. All right, Mal. Get back to doing whatever it is that you're doing poorly. Well, because she goes, yes, she's like, I have a pillow, but it's rock hard and large. And he goes, you don't like rock hard and large. And she goes, Oh, I love, I love rock hard and large, but not behind my head, more like in my face.

And he goes, Oh, great conversation. See you later. Yeah, with the with, with, um, Hayley, he can do it, but with Camille, he's like gross. Yeah, so the guest are coming in 30 minutes everyone. And so Camille is doing some laundry. She's supposed to be ironing the crew's whites or whatever, whatever they have to wear. And so Alyssa goes, oh, wait, you have stuff to do.

Okay, well, you have yours ready, right? You know what, go ahead, I'll press my own and you can get changed. And so, Kumil is like, okay, get. So she goes up to Frazier and she goes, can I take a Ziggy break? Yeah. And so then Frazier is like,

yes, as long as you incorporate it into the time you need to get ready. So then we see Haley doing her hair. She's, do I look like a ginger pond? Oppo and meaning apple. She's, do I look like a ginger pond? Oppo and meaning apple. That's how she says apple. Oppo. And then so then basically Camille is just like smoking or singing. She just doesn't finish doing anyone's whites that they all need to get changed into. So Alyssa has to do it instead, which is bullshit because it's bullshit.

It's a bullshit. She shouldn't have offered to do it. It's Camille's damn job. Yeah. So then Alyssa, she's talking to Haley and she's like, I mean, you know how Camille was supposed to do our whites? Well, I thought she had something to do. So I was like, go do it and I'll finish.

But then she asked for a cigarette. I mean, who does that? Yeah, Camille's terrible. It truly is. So now here come the guests and someone goes, ooh, there's, looks like there's a lot of glamour on that dock and they kept on going, well, there's a lot of glamour right here, everyone. No one's at kiddo level yet.

I just want to say, we're joking. I did say there's glamour here. None of your kiddos. So don't get it in your head. So there are doctors, all these ladies, and I love that it's like a group who's not going, woo, they're just like, woo, nice boat, woo. And the captain's like,

it is so goddamn nice to do something for someone who has sacrificed so much over the last two years. These are the people when you see, you see when you go to the emergency room, they save your life. So if you wanna get drunk and barf over the side of the deck, guess what? Captain's gonna be right there to hold your hair back,

wipe your mouth, say you gotta goddamn playing ticket home. I don't care what you do for people. You just barf them like goddamn dead. Get stuck up my dick. Ah, damn it. MD. You've got a goddamn playing ticket to fun land.

Because that's what our yacht is going to. Doctors have at a bar for ever. You want a bar. So a phrase just like, all right, ladies, would you like to follow me up here? And they're like, yeah, that's funny. Yes. Period. And then he's like, well, everyone, so we're trying to avoid bringing glassware up on the deck so we can avoid anyone getting hit. Although, even though your nurse says I'm pretty sure you can deal with it.

And they're like, doctors,, even though we love our nurses, we're motherfucking doctors. Yeah, it's like, oh, quiet. So then the anchor is coming up. Oh, it's hustle on that goddamn stern line. And Ross is like, Katie, go, Katie, go. She's like, I'm not just a pretty face. Not just a pretty face.

Yeah. And let's get that stern off. So they're trying to leave the dock, but they're getting blown towards, back towards the dock or something. And basically, they are, like, as they're approaching the dock, it's like, they're going to hit where the Fender can't help us. We can't, right? Go, I'm like, wait, why is there a part of the boat that the Fender cannot help? What is the point of the Fender if it cannot, if it leaves a part of the boat that the fender cannot help? What is the point of the fender if it cannot, if it leaves a part of the boat, no, vulnerable? This is a big fender issue for me. Closing in, closing in, we're gonna hit it.

You're so close, you're gonna be in a cure-centric, it's gonna play you in a television show called The Closer. Boom! He's like, Goddamn it, we're all gonna die! Goddamn it, again, this is yawning. If you missed it by two inches, you still missed it. That's why I get the big bucks. And we missed it, big bucks and coming. We missed it. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Well, turns out there was a part of the boat that could not be covered by a fender and it didn't even matter because we didn't even hit. So it's okay, everyone. You've been, you got mad about that fenderless area for no good reason. Meija, meija take a stance on the podcast

about something that wasn't very important. It took up everyone's time. And guess what, it didn't matter in the end. So, Scott, the lady said, you don't have a job. So then Alyssa is talking to the guest at the bar and she's like, oh my God, where are you guys from?

And Dr. Jones is talking about how she lives in Florida. And she's like, with my 20 Jamaican family members, and a list is like, that's how we do. My dad's from Jamaica to you. So I get it. So they now for that they will. So I can't Jamaica. Yeah. And then Alyssa talks about how her relationship with her dad is rocky, because he's

controlling and strict and everything. And then meanwhile, Ross is telling Captain Lee that he wants to have been to talk about how her relationship with her dad is rocky because he's controlling and strict in everything. Meanwhile, Ross is telling Captain Lee that he wants to have Ben have a go at anchoring because he feels like he's ready to do it and Lee is like, okay, sure. So, they go, Ross goes up to Ben and he's like, how do you feel about being the person to let the anchor go? And Ben's like, yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it, which means that Ben gets to, I guess, stand and watch that gene go down

and be like, full shackles. So it's a big moment. So then we see the ladies talking and one of them is like, yeah, you know, working with your best friend, we run a really positive ER together. There is nothing more comforting than running a code with your best friend. I'm like, oh, that's so sweet. Sister, I'm just imagining slaughtering. I know, I'm like, oh, yeah.

I'll be back to say the same thing. Someone just like, with like a leg that's fallen off and like a gunshot in their torso, like, and like two doctors being like, okay, Bestie, this one's for us. You pick the guy, you pick the lunch place today. No you is my turn last time.

You do it. Hey, I remember 20 years ago when we went to McDonald's and then I totally got the wrong burger. Yes. So Rachel is saying that they want an Italian-esque glam themed night and she's like, I love this! I'm doing a Hollywood glam theme! Like, what the fuck? If it was Hollywood, you wouldn't even have dinner. It'd be like anorexia fuel, like you'd be on alcohol and cocaine and hate. Like, she's, someone has them had a good trip.

Cool. I know. It's crazy, crazy. Maybe a sort of accurate. So then, Anker is dropping. This is Ben's big moment. Ben, will you be able to watch that Anker? The Anker's dropped.

So now Dr. Jones orders a drink from Camille and Ben- They're really making her out to be a drunk, right? Because every time they show- I've Dr. Jones, yeah. and then- They're really making her out to be a drug, right? Because every time they show, Dr. Jones, yeah, they just keep cutting to every time something happens, they cut to Dr. Jones going,

I have a drink, please. So they're like, Dr. Jones coming in for the alcoholics storyline. Don't, don't, don't. So Lissa is like, Lissa volunteers to help Camille with all this and everything. And so the doctors are all cavorting and they want like more drinks, more drinks and Camille

is basically downstairs, like by where the doctors are. And they're asking for drinks. So then Camille is like lying, she's actually lying on an uninflated pool toy basically, just like relaxing. And so she radiates up to Alyssa like, hey Alyssa Camille, how are we looking on the skinny marks? It's so awful, just not helping. Like literally on her back.

Uh, so then a little later, she was like standing on the balcony of the boat, just watching the sunset. She's like, this is my favorite time of day guys. We're also like, what, standing around on deck, doing nothing, is it? God that wasn't even sexual. This girl's really gonna get on my nerves. So now they're like setting up Hollywood glamour and then Fraser's like, well this looks horrendous but what do you want for me? I mean, I don't know what to make for these awful American sluts.

They may be doctors, but this is sluts. There I said it's terrible. So then Rachel, meanwhile, is making a truffle dinner. That was the plan. They wanted a truffle dinner and she's like, well, I call this for these beautiful women doctors. The muff truff experience. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Of course. She can't fight her truffle, the Muff Treff experience. Of course.

Of course. She can't fight her truffle, which by the way, okay, so I love chef Rachel. I love chef Rachel, but this is like the third charter in a row where like, the main ingredients been fucked up. There was the unthought beef, the frozen beef, which then delayed it for like an hour. Then you had the fish thing, the surf and turf where the fish had gotten rancid. And now a truffle tasting menu where she can't find the truffle. Something either like the show is sabotaging her or something is definitely going wrong

in that galley. She's turning into a big brother contestant because you know how big brother, whenever they're playing the competitions, they do the diary room session. They're like, I know one is better than hanging off a hot dog shaped, slongy type thing than me. I'm going to win this competition. No one is going to beat me. I need this head of household and I am going to end it to the following off the hot dog.

That's Rachel in every episode. She's like, yeah, they ain't got trouble dinner. They're going to get the best fucking trouble dinner. They're never fucking travel. I'm gonna do this shit. I'm just gonna look like I can't find the travels. I know every episode. So the doctor.

So now we get Dr. drama. Now we're starting to get it. So there's this one doctor. I forgot her name Holly. Holly, she's on swing. Dr. Drama now we're starting to get it. So there's this one doctor. I forget her name. Holly So we just hear her voice. She's on swing. There's all the stun So she's like jewels you are 20 minutes late already get your clothes on sister jewels I'm a hungry white bitch. Come on jewels. I need you honey right now if you make me wait and eat I'm gonna cut a bitch jewels

So it's actually jewel doctor jewel.. Jules Jones. Oh, sorry. Jules. And so the ladies, just by the way, this Holly is going to get punched already. And who does that? Hey, sister. And so a Jules comes out and Holly's like, and the Oscar goes to Joel Jones. Nope, the Oscar, I think you should go to Michelle Pearl because Michelle's the one who got us all year together. And that was Manila Abmental. And actually, Joel's was the one who had given the Oscar to herself.

She was like, the Oscar goes to me and then Haley takes the Oscar from her, the fake Oscar I should mention and gives it to Michelle. And so the music goes, like wow, still the Oscar. So then Rachel's freaking out about the trap all and can't believe I love the woman. Okay, so then we go back to the ladies and they're all taking a group picture. They're sitting on the bench outside taking a picture and Alyssa's taking it. And Jules, like, okay, guys, whatever you normally do, don't do it because it's not working this way.

Oh, my hair. I'm like, I think my hair doesn't work like this. You know what, it's not working to decide like this. So Holly grabs her hair and pulls it and her wig starts to come off. And she's like, yeah, normally I don't put your hair but I thought I would play your hair. I told her here. Yeah. And it's kind of like a horrifying moment.

Yeah. Because if you're pulling a wig off of someone in general, but also I feel like there's a lot of culture. Why not? Not that I feel like I know there's a lot of cultural significance for for black women in their hair. and like you're a white lady, not only touching the hair which is already a no-no, but you're actually actively pulling it on national TV. I was like this is this is not good. This is not good. You're kind of finally to watch. Yeah.

How that is horrifying. Yeah. And so Holly's like I was just teasing you. Holly, what is she, is she mad at me now? Oh my god, is she mad at whatever? I guess she's mad at me. And so her friend is like, oh, that's good in the bathroom.

So they get up and Joel turns to Michelle, her friend. And she's like, listen, I'm going to fuck up your friend. So tell her to stop the shit with me. This passive aggressive shit has to stop Michelle Because if not, I'm gonna check her and that's not gonna go okay, okay? She's like okay Yeah, she's like I said everyone do something different like why is she pulling my hair? So no hollies in the bathroom with with Dr. Dr. Aula whatever and she's like I was just being silly. I was just being silly and she's like well

Yeah, I know but like in the moment when that happens, you just have to kind of like step back, you know, like basically Holly is doing one of these things like, what's wrong? What's wrong? I just pulled her hair off on national television a respected doctor. I just pulled her hair off.

What's wrong with that? So then, Jules still like, yeah, that took everything in me, Michelle. And Michelle's like, I know. So Holly's like, yeah, well, I didn't want to cause any thing, but I'm generally like a neutral human being. So. So then Alyssa is telling the other stews what happened.

And Hayley's's like that is That is a Hey, Fright. Uh, dinner. Oh, oh, this is Holly you get sick. Franchard. Didn't it was supposed to be having an hour ago? What happened to dinner? Franchard It's like man Holly's just gonna suck all my long. She is wow. Yeah, I mean she's not just problematic But she's also demanding too. So then, so Frazier takes the lady to the table and everything and Rachel is just talking

about how she's still looking for a truffle. And she's like, yeah, you know, when you have a big boat, you know, it's really easy to lose a truffle. I feel like if you have something like a truffle, which is like probably the most expensive agree and unbord, you put it in like a special glass case and you do not lose it at all ever. So she's decided she's gonna make up for the lack of the truffle by just cooking everything that has truffle in it like with truffle butter and truffle cheese and truffle this and truffle that which is pretty good work around. So she makes my mushroom soup but just puts truffle oil in it. So then we got to Ross and Alyssa talking and

in it. So then we got to Ross and Alyssa talking and she's putting on gloves for service and he's like, oh, you've got gloves too. She's like, bend over and cough. So then more food comes out. And Holly's like, I'm hang, can you tell us like what this food is? Yeah. And she's like, yeah, yeah, she's, just being really demanding and then we also see by the way down in the kitchen or in the galley Rachel is like cooking and like I'm plating and everything and Camille's just standing next to Rachel She found some sort of small hand mirror and Camille is just looking herself in this little mirror and rotating around to get the best angle in Mirror like a little like a cartoon from the forties or something just looking best angle in the mirror, like a little, like a cartoon from the 40s or something, just looking at herself in a mirror. So Holly's like, oh my God, when is more food coming?

And Joel just mutters to a front this bitch. And Holly's like, well, the trouble genius was varying on. And I really appreciate when people can say, I had a bad day. I'm sorry, it was not my moment. And Joel says, well, we're grown enough to not be assholes at a certain age, you know? Well, I'm working on that. I'm working on that. Working progress. And she's like, yeah, but like at a certain age, you should know not to be an asshole. And I stand by that. And how he goes, we're all human. And we all make mistakes. And I messed up. I'm sorry.

It was like a deeply insincere apology. Yeah, so then risotto's delivered and then dessert's delivered. And it's a vanilla honey panicata. And you'll say, oh my God, your details and the presentation was a la la la la la la la la. So yeah, Rachel's like, I just pulled off a truffle with J.S.C. menu without the truffle.

Like when we resuscitated this dinner service. So now the doctors go upstairs to the hot tub and Alyssa's giving Camille instructions and Camille is of course getting real pissy. She's like there's like no regard for the amount of work I'm doing because like being a dex too everyone sees me as not doing enough yet I'm doing twice the things like I feel like they're run to the pack I feel like the little baby that can't get to the nipple. Okay, I feel like I feel like the college freshman That isn't able to date a quarterback yet. You know what I'm saying?

You're the stew who camp hiring is what you are. Yeah, okay. Let's just start there Okay, and Alyssa's all this Alyssa's doing is telling her, do the fridges, make sure they're champagne. Like we've been through this, right? Yeah. So then, meanwhile, the ladies are like, oh my God, Ben, take off your shirt, Ben. He's like, oh God, yeah.

So they, he takes off his shirt and like does some really awkward stripping dancing around them. And they woo a lot. And so then Alyssa's like, okay, so Camille, could you do this one down here? She goes, I mean, what? What does it mean? Just girl, it's literally what I told you to do. Well, friend, okay, you see the space where more bottles can go.

Yeah, you need to fill those spaces. Camille goes, oh, so you wanted it full. Yeah, full, oh, full stocked, full stock. She says like full stocked as if it was like, oh, you didn't say the stocked part. So when you said full, I thought you just meant like, you know, something like it makes no sense why she thinks full is not enough. She goes, you know, you know, Alyssa, if you have so much time to walk around and do these checks, maybe you can grab it. And Alyssa is like, yeah, I would love not to check your work, but you're making me check your work. So full sucked, full sucked.

Five more sparkling. Five more sparkling. Yes. Five more sparkling. Okay, is everything done? Yacht style. And Camille's like, super Camille, Yacht style. Jook's on me, I guess. So she walks off all mad that she still has to fully stock her refrigerator. I know, it's like, literally the easiest task that she has.

So yeah, and all this is like, yeah, Camille just like doesn't want to do her job, but she also doesn't want to be corrected, which is just childish Which seems to be true. So now with the next morning and the music is like very serious and dr. Lee I'm sorry captain Lee is getting a call from dr. Garcia and he's telling his doctor that he's still having issues with his leg And it you know, it's giving out. It won't support anything. So doctors kind of kind of like, yeah, you need to come in to be checked out. Yeah. So then the next way, is it the next morning?

I think it is. It is, yeah, the next morning. Well, the 6am when he got the call, it's 7am when people start waking up. I don't know, I'm really wanting those details. Yeah. So then we just see Tony kind of staring off to the like little little town.

And he's like, I'm craving pizza lately. I'm starting to lose my mind. Oh God. What should we do? Because they're having to wait for the guest to get up and Katie's with them. And she's like, there's nothing we can do. You know, like even like the most gorgeous people in the world sometimes have to wait. That's what I tell myself. I love that because Tony is craving pizza lately, that that qualifies as him losing his mind, is that what really fit people do is like, oh my God, I craved pizza.

As if pizza's not something you normally crave for in life. Like, wow. But it does start to spin him out, you know, and it made me feel seen, you know, because if I'm craving pizza, I don't get it, I start to spin out to you. So he's like, oh my God, you know, and it made me feel seen, you know, because if I'm craving pizza, I don't get it. I start to spin out to you. So he's like, oh my God, you know, I've trouble with it.

I don't like it. It's like psychological torture. Oh, waiting. This is how I lose my mind. I lose my mind and then I get grumpy. And then the dark side, you know, she's like, the hot side, yeah. I know. I know.

Oh, it's dirty. You know what? Really help. Because people can't see how hot I am. Yeah, you know what, really helps. Topless Thursdays, yeah. Really helps get the stress out. So he's like, he's like, so then they're like, Ross is like, hey, by the way, you gotta go change your shirt.

Like you're only supposed to wear a t-shirt when it's off-charter and he's like, oh, never have I seen so many uniforms in my entire life. Oh, first pizza. Then uniforms. I'm so grumpy. This is my punishment for all the sins I've committed in the past.

I'm like, his fall is changed. I don't think he really understands how y'all doing works. It never ends. So then it's beach pic, Nick time guys. Dun, dun, dun. So Frazier and Ross are just starting to plan the beach stuff. And Frazier's like, oh, go with Camille, start this stuff at the beach.

And then we cut to the doctors. And one of the ladies is like, guys, I love pink now. Like, I used to knock where pink. But now I love pink.. Like I used to not wear pink, but now I love pink. Like wow. What a terrible color for a terrible person. That's just like phased her from the side. Okay, I have to think.

And she was like, I am ready for this day. I'm not drinking anymore, okay guys. You know, like you already ordered a mimosa. After that, After that. So, um, Alyssa needs jalapenos and tequila from Camille. Camille's like, um, I'm on deck now. So I want to make that clear. You're not my boss, which is so rude. So then Camille goes up to Ben and it's like, she's totally fucking convinced that she's my boss. Is she my boss? Is she my boss? Like, she kind of, I kind of feel like she is totally fucking convinced that she's my boss. Is she my boss? Is she my boss?

Like she kind of, I kind of feel like she is your boss. Actually, she's the second, too. Yeah, so packing, packing, getting the picnic ready, getting the picnic ready, and fresher, whatever they're cleaning. So then Camille is like, just to let you guys know, we've got cutlery and plates coming with the guests. And this is like, and the cooler is right. And Camille is just like let you guys know, we've got cutlery and plates coming with the guests. And the coolers, right? And Camille is just chilling on the tender,

not answering through radio. So, Alyssa says, can I please get a copy on the coolers? And Camille goes, can I please get a copy on the coolers? And Camille's like, I don't know where the coolers are, and I've never heard anything about the coolers, and not sure why it's my responsibility know where the coolers are, and I've never heard anything about the coolers,

and not sure why it's my responsibility to bring the coolers on like such a breath, like so awful. She really is just an asshole. And then she gets on the moon, she goes, I don't have the coolers, and no one was able to give me a clear definitive answer on where they were. So, it was just like, yeah, so the coolers are specifically there in this corner of the boat like right under the light bulb that flickers every three seconds and adjacent to a red fluffy fleece blanket and in fact there are

I left a series of arrows on the floor that would lead you to the cooler. Can you just follow that path of arrows? Please, thank you very much. And Camille responds, oh, the guests are ready to get to the beach. So the guests come first. And Frazier's like, oh, no, because everybody can hear them. This is on the radio. And the captain just goes, yeah, damn it. And it's like, yes, so the coolers have the guests water and champagne and wine and everything and you cannot send the guests without those coolers. And so Fraser was like, this is absolutely absurd. I think I've been too kind. I can't just be Mr. Nice guy.

I need to put my foot down and stop this. I'm going to have to be that bitch. I'm like Fraser, that's what you were hired to be. Okay, why were you trying to be nice? Your whole thing is that you are that bitch be the bitch except he's not really because he says he's that but then he gets to the people and he's like I'm gonna need you to maybe do this little bit better love you call me talking to be great you're wonderful the talk I know but he needs to he needs to put that

away because we see his potential we need his bitch flower to bloom he's in his second season so then meanwhile Ben finds the cooler which is not hard to do because the cooler He needs to put that away because we see his potential. We need his bitch flower to bloom. He's in his second season. So then he, well, Ben finds the cooler, which is not hard to do because the cooler is like adjacent to this like tender, you know? And she's like, no one told me where the cooler was so I can't actually put it on board. Unfortunately, I'm like, just use your eyes

and lots of the left. So she's like, we found the cooler, guys. We found the coolers. And Alyssa's like, wow, what about they were right where I said they were. And so Camille's like, bitch, Alyssa's like, bitch. And that's pretty much it. Yeah. That was it. I have to say, thank you to the producers for not making that cooler or cliffhanger.

Like, they could have, they could have made us wait a whole week to find out that the cooler was next to the tender and they just put it on the tender, but they let it, they like, you know what? We're not gonna do that to our audience. We'll put the cooler on board and then the episode. Yeah, because it's too below deck, Epsin a Roke, because below deck,

adventure was also about coolers this week. A lot of cooler mentions this week. Yeah, there was the missing cooler That was just in a bit that was also Yeah, anyway That was it that was it Everybody, thank you so much for being with us. We'll be back tomorrow with some below deck adventure And later this week with Southern hospitality, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City,

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