Watch What Crappens - Below Deck: Unchartered Territory

Episode Date: February 17, 2021

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I'm Ben Mandelker broadcasting from warm, sunny, lovely, Los Angeles. And joining me is my very own snow bunny, Mr. Ronny Carram from the ninth circle of frozen hell. What's up, Ronnie? Well, hello. How are you? Ronnie, are you okay? Ronny's in Texas, everyone, which is, you know, frozen over

and has no power in all that stuff. And by the way, I was being facetious, but my heart goes out to everyone who is currently besieged by this snowstorm in Texas. Yeah, what are you doing? It's a mess here, for sure. This place does not know how to deal with ice and snow. Everything shut down.

People don't have electricity I don't have water internet which you know what I'm lucky because my sister poor thing is not had Electricity for two days. Okay, they're sleeping by the fireplace her and her kids and her husband and stuff so It's crazy. I mean, what are you gonna do? I'm like getting tips off Facebook because right now I'm recording this because I tethered my phone I'm like getting tips off Facebook because right now I'm recording this because I tethered my phone to the computer So I'm using the horizon so thank you for rising because this is pretty badass But I've been like getting my my real life hacks, you know off Facebook and people are like hey Don't worry about missing water. You can just microwave some water or heat it up on the stove and use it for toilet water And I was like thank you. Thank you, sir

Because that's exactly what I've been doing just brushing my teeth and snow water bin. Okay. I feel like you're gonna be on like an episode of I shouldn't be alive and I'll be like what happened Ronnie Karen? He'd like well I My power went out my internet went out and and you nearly and you nearly nearly start to death. No, no, I just didn't have internet. So I should be alive. Air and water. I mean, I'm at least feel good that the water went out as well because yeah, it was lame just saying like, I don't have internet, you know,

so first world. And I'm complaining while I'm sitting there playing Mario, you know. But, yeah, no, I don't have water, so I have some cred. Yeah. You know what though, I don't think it's as first, I mean, it is first world, but at the same time, it's also, it's significant right now

because it's a pandemic and really a lot of our lives have become dependent on the internet. So, you know, don't totally disregard it. I mean, you're going through shit as well as many other people. So, when my power end and my internet goes out, I'm like a monster and I don't know what to do with myself. Well, it's just amazing. You really realize how dependent you are on the stupid internet.

I mean, you use it for everything. And when even Verizon throttles, you know, so sometimes there's like nothing. And I sit there on my phone, nothing's loading, and it says no internet. You can't, it's like Ronnie, you fucking fool. You can't use this right now. And I still sit there and I just stare at it,

and then I swipe, and then I stand out, then I'll like tap the phone, and then I'll swipe, and then I'll go to Telegram, and then I'll go to Discord, and then I'll go to discord and then I'll go to Facebook and then it's Twitter and it is YouTube TV working? No, the internet's not working. And like I'm yelling at myself inside my head, like you idiot, there's gotta be something else to do. But I just, I'll sit there for hours

just tapping and swiping and tapping and, oh my God, a tweet came through. Oh, God, it's out again. You know? Well, that's the thing, because they give you like a little bit of internet. So if they just said no internet, you're like, okay, I will move on with my life.

But instead, they just make a website load really slowly or you'll get that one tweet that's like a stupid ass retweet about something you don't care about. And you think, well, I'm getting a little bit of something. Maybe I'll get a little bit more in a moment. So when you have just like that shred of internet access, you just stick there and you don't move on.

And that's just worse. It's worse than just saying, you know what? Internet's out, go out and play in the snow. Right, that would be actually more helpful from the companies. Yeah, well, it's like watching porn when the internet came out. You know, well, you couldn't watch porn like videos, but it it's like I want to see a picture of a peepy, you know So it's like it's like one little strife downloads at a time and then you know 30 minutes later Yeah, 30 minutes later you realize it's like a total FUGO anyway, and you just wasted all that time

It's like okay, well, I guess we'll try another one go anyway and you just wasted all that time. It's like, okay, well, I guess we'll try another one. That's very, very true. That is exactly what it was like circa 2000 on dialogue, trying to look at porn. It was really, it was really, really difficult. That's how the whole world feels right now. But you know what, I'm so lucky,

I get to be here doing this and people have it way worse. So I hope everybody's taking care of yourselves over there. Yeah everyone really be careful and and just you know it'll be over soon. So also a big thanks to Raisani who subbed in yesterday. Oh yeah. On Atlanta we had like a two hour recap of course because we can never stop talking. So that that was really fun. So thanks again. Yeah, thank you very very. And I'm really glad Kenya got someone to stand up for her ass because you know I was ready to come on there and rip Kenya a new one yesterday. I was so excited

that there was finally a good Atlanta. I mean not finally a good one but finally a really good recapable Atlanta. You know where we could just really rip into it. I could not wait to go off on Kenya. And then, you know what, the weather saved you, Kenya. The weather saved you. No, we had a few moments where we, like at least once I tried to channel you. And I said, this is the part where Ronnie would say this.

And I had like a Ronnie monologue about why Kenya was terrible. But yeah, there was, yeah, you had two people's two Kenny apologists. I mean, I think I'm a Kenny apologist, but Ray really takes it to a new level, which was really impressive. We got to do like a very long discussion about whether she should have had like hired nannies or not.

And I do want to actually add one brief thing onto that, which is sort of unfair, because Ray is not here to counter. But I don't think it's really counter-able, but we were talking about, is it fair to ask Kenya to leave her child with her aunt or her cousin for five days while she's in a different state?

And it occurred to me that actually, what we really should be saying is it's not so much about that. It's like, why can't you just hire another person for next door so that way it can stay up for two more hours? You know, like that was actually more of the question. So, I have a trip. Why have a trip?

Or why have a trip? You know? That's true. That's my question. Why even bother? But you know what? Today is not, at the end of today, I'll have all week to worry about that one. Today is the season finale of Blue Deck Regular.

Yes. Today is classic below deck wrapping up with an episode that was just sort of humming along and then all of a sudden I was crying and then it was humming along again I was like great great thanks for making me cry below deck so This week's episode opens up in the wheelhouse so last we saw Was Elizabeth being called up to the wheelhouse where Francesca is with I captain Lee to get fired So this time we sort of see it again. And Francesca, this time I noticed something that for some reason it cracked me up

and I don't know why, but when Elizabeth comes up, Francesca's sitting in like a swivel chair and her chair is like swiveled away. And so she tries to do this like swivel towards Elizabeth to fire her, but she can't really get like momentum with her swivel chair, so she has to put her hand on the table and kind of crank herself slowly around. She's like, well, Elizabeth, hold on,

let me just retight a little bit before I thought, oh, all right, it was the opposite of a power move. It was just a very failed power swivel. Well, it's because she was waiting for Captain Lee to do everything. Like, she had perfectly positioned herself in her like, Dr. Evil swivel chair, and she was looking at Captain Lee, because he he's like can we have you up here?

Get out and so Elizabeth comes up and he's like all right, Chess has to tell you something She's like oh God swivel It's like it's like that arrest a development episode where Joe swivels around in like a worker chair And Michael has to be like that's not a spinner. it doesn't spin, it's not a spin, you can't swivel that one. Yeah, Francesca is kind of clunky. Like she's basically a clunky power move. I think that we could just say that for the whole season. She was very wanting to be badass,

but just kind of failing. Like, did you notice at the end of this episode, she showed up finally in her Kate Chastain PowerShell? Like, finally, she whipped out the PowerShell because you know that is her Kate Chastain power saw like finally she whipped out the power saw because you know That is a Kate Chastain classic and so she finally was like look at me. Oh, I've got a power show And it doesn't fit me right you know what and I know that shows don't necessarily fit anyway But I've still tied this to look like it doesn't fit me properly. It's clunky clunky power Clunky, yeah, I would say Francesca's clunky,

although I actually like Francesca and I'm on team Francesca, but she is a little bit clunky. She's not effortless the way Kate is in instilling fear amongst her fellow crew members, and she's not as brazen as Hannah is in just hating everyone. She's just has clunky authority. That's just what it is.

It's clunky authority. Yeah, I feel like she's kind of a Lilith Crane, you know, from Fraser. Hmm. Yes. She knows. No, no, not Lilith. Yes, that Phoebe, what's her balance from Cheers? Lilith is, no Lilith is BB Newearth. Yeah, BB Newearth, not Phoebe, what's her buns from cheers? Lilith is, no Lilith is Phoebe Neuerth.

Yeah, Phoebe Neuerth, not Phoebe. Sorry everybody, I'm old and cold. But Phoebe Neuerth, yeah, she's Lilith Crane where except like Lilith Crane, if she decided she knew what I'm gonna take a gap here and ended up on a boat cleaning toilets. Yeah, I can see that. I can definitely see that. So, so Francesca starts doing her little monologue about, you know, like, you know, I've had to give you also 15-chain in sleeping

in the guest cabin with sort of the final stroll for me, and Elizabeth is hearing it, and she, she has her hand on her chest. Almost as if she's drinking. She clutches her heart. She clutches her heart almost as if she's like one a pageant. Like she actually looks like she's about to, like she thinks she's going to receive finally her two stripes back or whatever. She's like, oh, um, uh, I think she's like bracing for great news. I mean, it sort of come to the decision that we're going to have to let you go. What? What?

What? Wait, I want to hear the rest of this, but also I think I left the kitchen on fire. Hold on one second. It's like, it exactly why I'm so sorry. I'm sorry really sorry and you can tell by my half smile I say I have on my face is I say really sorry Exhausted your chances for the last two. Puh, puh, puh, please, please, Jessie. Puh, puh, puh, please. Exhausted, your chance says. Fence, chance, got.

You have to be like, all right, well, Chess will help you get yourself together, checkers, all right? Pick yourself up off the floor there, checkers. And she turns the cat to me, is like, I'm really so weak. Well, so am I, but sometimes it just doesn't work out and, oh, could you please stop pouring ammonia on my shoes right now? Oh, I was just trying to clean it to get my job back!

Alright, let go of my goddamn leg. Let go of my leg! Alright, get out! Please! I was dying! I was dying and she's like, I don't know. I never ever could have guessed. I would be leaving the boat this soon I would be the first to admit if I did something wrong or if I was bad in any way This soon there are two charters love as the season finale as the season finale. I die. I see we'll never admit when she does something wrong either. I was cracking up. So then she goes to Francesca in a hallway or something and she's like, I can't believe you're doing this to me.

It's like your behavior has been absolutely a bullshit. Well, I feel the same way towards you, but you and you can you have been nice towards me That's because you made mustard gas in the crew And you know respectful to me and you chatting about me to everyone and it comes back to me and I don't appreciate that Because please Please we talk to Captain Lee I smell I didn't kill that studio executive. Okay, enough with the Roger Rabbit. Okay enough with head Arwisawani made the call in the first place you need can poop

Like can you make captain Lee changes mind? Oh God this is for cracking. Oh, I don't feel like she's a She's like, can you make Captain Lee changes mind? Oh God, this is crazy. Oh, this is crazy. Cracking, oh, I don't feel like she's a poor thing at all. This is how she's gonna be at every job she ever goes to. No, I mean poor thing, no, she's terrible at her job. Poor thing in that, like, she's incapable of understanding really what's going on, she just feels the pain.

So I just feel so bad for her because she just probably has felt so much pain in her life, but she doesn't realize how incapable she is. She's incapable of understanding her. She's incapable of understanding how incapable she is. So then Rachel's in the kitchen and she's like, um, there are a lot of problems with service. Not just with Elizabeth.

Shit starts at the top and it rolls down a hill or my leg, but no need to live in the past. All right. By the way, I'm sorry to go back to one little point, which is that Francesca said. Uh, she's like, you've been talking a lot of shit about me and now it's come back to me. I love when a head stew uses that as if they haven't been talking shit about their underling the entire season too. Like, we've seen Kate do it, we've seen Hannah do it.

It's like, oh, you were talking about me. It's like, yeah, I mean, like, yeah. But Elizabeth is even incapable of talking shit about somebody. She does, she does it like I do it. You know how I think I'm all sneaky. It's like, I heard you. I'm standing right here and you're yelling at the top of your voice.

I think that's probably what it is. It's like you don't even have like the ability to do this to be sly about this. You're literally doing it right in front of my face a little bit. That's probably what it is. She just doesn't respect her shit talk game. Yeah.

So Rachel is like, two weeks ago, why would you need to bring a new girl in? Jesus Christ. I understand the girl has her foibles, but she's close to my heart. And then we get a montage of why Rachel is loving Elizabeth so much. As Elizabeth basically listens to all her tears and hugs her whenever she's wrong in a fight. And then, you know, what's the other thing?

It's basically about Francesca, right? They both don't like Francesca, right? Yeah, it's basically like a montage of Thumper laughing in Bambi. Like that's basically what it is. So, right, I mean, so, and I haven't even seen Bambi. I just know that much about Thumper. Oh god. No, what are you can laugh about it?

Because when you said that in my mind, I was like too soon too soon It's always too soon to talk about no bambi's mother get shot like the first five minutes. She's dead I'm not okay. I'm not saying that bambi's mother is not saying she's like bambi's mother. Although I can imagine Elizabeth watching that and being very traumatized So yeah, well who wasn't, you know? I know that you weren't referencing that, but like there's not and things you can't reference without being like, oh, so it's not like a happy moment you can reference in that, you know? Bambi died. I mean, Bambi's mom died.

I have to say, well Bambi's probably all, Bambi eventually died. I mean, that's just life. But you know what though I have to say, I'm very lucky. I've gone through life without having the trauma of seeing Bambi's mother being killed. Maybe it's time. Maybe it's time. So speaking of trauma, Elizabeth is still wailing. And she's now just doing the pulling a strange line

where she's saying, can't we finish it? Is it team? Can we finish it as a team? What? Where does this team think come'm from this was my favorite part Just like no I've given you enough chances all his bit and please don't touch me She's like the little kid in Hope floats when the dad is driving away That's a movie I was traumatized by

See you can't say Hope floats without that mo you can't be like oh my god remember that funny part in Hope floats No, okay, there is no funny part in Hope floats that little girl's father beat you know just leaves her Yeah, rude so yeah, so Francesca's like, Francesca's like, I didn't want to be a Bay of Chife's to, but I've giving this gills so many chances. Let's roll the footage, okay. And then now we see the mustard gas are not tending to guess. to guess. I was in music for your montage of rolling that beautiful beat footage. Oh, okay, I wasn't sure if that's like thumpers thing. That's the roll the beautiful bean footage. I'm not doing it. Can't we just eat these beans as a team? Uh, um, Francesca's like she shouldn't be this surprised.

So then Rachel is a little bit this surprised about oh my god, I opened up the can of beans and there were beans inside. We showed a little clip of her earlier when she's like, I hope that James, I hope that this is the one time that I don't fall in love on a charter. And they cut to her being like, are we going to get married, James? You have to propose. So Rachel's in the kitchen and she's, oh wait, no, we already did that. Let's just, I think I just scrolled up again so I

can see that part again. Please! So Elizabeth is talking to Rachel about and she's like she said I don't wish back to her and she wants me to go! I'm just like okay, okay, okay, stay calm here. Let me calm you down Stitties I'm like fuming right now. I'm like soap and water never put those things together. That's dangerous. I learned that much And then James is just like whoo. I was like yeah, you know, I'm gonna miss her But I've never really caught feelings, but I'm said I don't even know her name. Is it Roberta? I don't even know. And you just hear her. She's like, she's at that point of crying where she's going. And the producers like James are, it's part of your relief that you don't have to tell her that there's no future with you.

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You know, she's like, you can be going back to coronavirus. So is he is talking to James and she's like, did you see that coming? I think it's personal. And then we go, now we go to this birthday cake. Mm-hmm. Yeah. The awkward birthday cake, which at the end of our last recap, we remembered. We'll be awkward.

Little did we realize how awkward it would be. So then Ashley goes up and gives us a bit of a hug goodbye. And she's like, I'm so upset. And Ashley is just hugging her and looking at the camera. Like, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this girl right now? I'll just maybe I'll call her chicken or something and then send her on her way.

And fortunately, I don't think Yarding was very least a bit. As if you have to be a certain strong type to iron clothes all day long. She just wasn't cut out for the incredibly difficult job of yawning. So, I'm thin. And Smith was cut out for physics, just based on how many times that ironing board collapsed

under the iron. Yeah. So then, is he telling Rob to rinse? And he won't listen to her and she'll like, rob rob rob And he's like I'm three feet away. I can hear you Izzy So I quit. Let's give her a good old rinse. He's like just smiling not just Smell and nod

Like it's the biggest fucking crime in the world that a woman told him to do something so then Francesca's in her bunk and Well, this Francesca's, I'm sorry, she's in Izzy, I mean, Elizabeth's bunk, because Elizabeth is like packing up whatever, and she's like, so hey, what's it going in here? You want me to help you carry anything out? Okay, let's get you off this boat as soon as possible, and she's like, ah, it's like, all right,

then I'll just take this bag and put it on the dock, whether you want it or not. She just takes it, she's like, you're, I'll just take this bag and put it on the dock, whether you want it or not. She just takes it, she's like, you're getting off this boat as soon as possible. Yeah. She's like, would you like me to hold open this door so it doesn't hit you with a good little splitchy bitch? And he's like, oh, can I help that? And he tells us, Chess has been done a long time.

I think she's just been looking for the right reason to fire her. It's pretty evil, but I guess it's what's best for the crew. I don't think it's evil. She's like, this person is not doing their job when she's dragging us all down, but I haven't had a good chance, and you know, you need to have a good reason. You need to have a good reason to really fire someone.

And I don't think it's easy. I think it's cool. Or was it sleeping in the guest quarters? It just happened. It just happened in the guest quarters. It was later. Well, no, but it was like a continual mess ups, like just talking with James instead of doing her work.

You know, it was like nonstop, it was nonstop and she's like, I can't do this anymore. Yeah. You know how it is? Yeah, let's non-stop and she's like, I can't do this any more. Yeah. You know how it is. Yeah, let's think about that for a second. So I was taking a nice big long inhale of some lemon-fledged flavored vape. Delicious. So James is like, you know, the only one that I've left to the goose I'm sleeping with. Did he sleep with the other one? gross

Shane, oh No, who left for who is yet? Oh, no, no, no, he meant I think no No, I think he had the easy move outside No, cuz Robert said so on the last boat that you're on when someone quits did everyone line up on the back of the boat And he's like well the only girl that has left her to go is I sleeping with. Oh, that makes more sense. So Liz is hugging Elizabeth, is hugging everybody. Goodbyes.

I love you guys. Love you. And then she stops with James and just waits for him to say something and he doesn't. And she's like, this sucks. And he just goes, I know. And then he just walks off. And she kind of walks off and then looks behind her to see if he's looking back, but he's not.

Mwah, mwah. And then in the middle of this wall, she's hugging everyone goodbye. Like, oh, he's so sad. They just cut to Francesca on her computer, like typing with a smile on her face, like, downloading, so who knows what. She's like, well, I'm just gonna smile on top right now.

I have one. She's just like very happy. She's sending huggy emojis to Norma. Yeah, exactly. So, Elizabeth says, when an opportunity like this closes, it's like a compass and it just sends you in a better direction and I believe in karma

and what goes around comes around. So then James is like, well, let's just show you. Mom and she actually locked working more than anyone and Rachel's mad now. You know, she's like, I'm disappointed. And she says, you know,

here we are and it's a struggle every time I turn around and she's gone And who's to blame now Francesca has said nothing to solve problems Yeah, she's really pissed at Francesca so but actually though feels very relieved and Francesca has a weight off her shoulders and But Francesca can also tell that Rachel is really pissed and she's like well, you know what at this point is she has a problem She can jump off the back to how about that clunky authority Everybody is getting ready for their big night out and Let's see the captain is just looking at the internet. He's like the whole goddamn world is gone mad

We know what he's looking at. It's porn. So can you believe the sort of pornographic videos they have these days? I remember when you just got one line of penis at a time. I gotta sit here for 20 damn minutes. By the way, have we mentioned the fact that Ronnie, you were name checked by the queen

of her side on uh... on another podcast apparently no will look up out well jack you know apparently jacky said that you guys are great great friends which is i love that jacky i prefer when she's not saying things like the democrats are making up corona to make Trump look bad So thanks for giving me a shout out the same wing, but yeah, I like Jackie She's a very nice lady. She took me to Vegas for my 25th birthday that time and I got to go to Mrs. USA

Oh My 25 yeah, I like her she's a nice lady. She's very sweet Yeah, she's just a I like her. She's from I-Slighty. She's very sweet. She's just one of my- And she's very funny. Yeah. She's very, very her. I was there when she got her own dollar slot machine

at the Westgate Hotel in Casino. And she put on her big ball gown and her sash and her crown and stood by the dollar machine as everybody lined up to take pictures. Thank you. I said you are too fucking much. Please let's be friends forever. So anyway, back on the boat, so James is calling with his, calling his mom. It's just like, Formula 1's been cancelled and all the rugby's been cancelled, and you can go into shops and be kept behind any hand sanitizer as soup,

or cheese from President Effort, shopter, or a card-totter cream, a scone, throw it out, throw it out, throw it out, throw it out. He's like, I'm just stocking on Teague with En, and she's like, better than the house, darling, no, I see, I mean, have no, see me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, have Northsevenin, you hear him gonna try to get hands on some paper tola. So then we go into the van and Francesca and Eddie are wearing matching little pink golden girls couches, his outfits. Oh, yes, it was sweet. And James is like, this is my drinking partner, now I have nobody. So Ashling, you may need to fill the void and she's like, oh, Chris. So they go to the special.

And you know that Elizabeth just threw a bottle at the television when he said that. Because that was her big fear the whole time, was that he's flirting with Ashling. And so immediately, he's like, Ashling, you might need to fill the void. Yeah, she threw a bottle at the television, but then the television fired her. And she's like, no, but I want to stay in the living room. Gait out of the living room. Get out of the living room this is my space. I was just trying to turn the channel. Please come on.

Come on let's finish the TV show as a team TV. No. So Ashley now gets a text from her friend who lives in Italy. It's like it's all traumatic. All shops are closed only Form a size seep markets from my an open hospitals are food doctors have to choose you guys save and it was it just like one of those things where like Basically take took me back to literally a year ago when we're getting all these things remember a year ago when it was like Italy became the punching bag for the world. It was like you guys We got to be on top of this because we don't want to be like Italy

It's like that's all we get fun saying like I mean just look at Italy and now of course U.S. is the disaster Oh my gosh, and you know she's saying all this dramatic sad shit and James is like sitting there digging the little candle LED like going Bady, bady, bady, bady, bady, bady, bady, bady, bady. Yeah, well the next two weeks are supposed to be really, really bad, but that's probably gonna get better, which was, you know, yeah. Oh, the days. Remember when I said that just a year ago.

Oh, yeah. So Rachel's like already unhappy. Like she's already stressing and unhappy, right? Cause her boyfriend's in Italy. And so then to make her even happier. Happy birthday, mother. Happy birthday. That's the canvas version.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you, the Lisa Barlow version, which we only learned about last week. Happy birthday to you, love that. Happy birthday to the cat I touch. A birthday cake comes out that they ordered for Elizabeth and Rachel is so mad because everyone cracks up like oh my god They're singing to the empty seat now, you know and so I think it's really funny and Rachel's so mad that they're all laughing and the waitress is like okay Do we need some knives over here and Rachel's no because there's already one and someone's back No one was betrayed

Someone's back! No one was betrayed. No one was betrayed. Someone was leko for gross incompetence. I'm sorry. There was no betrayal. Yeah, so she's she ordered the cake and she canceled it and she thinks this is just fucked up because Francesca's acting so glad Elizabeth Wasn't here, you know, it's fucked up! And so she gets up from the table and leaves and then she just starts cursing to herself, pacing around outside going, the bullshit that you've read is fucked in, the realest fucking bullshit.

Yeah, it's, she is now like fully like a ranting, ranting crazy person, just be like, now that's not how it works out. That's fucking yeah, fuck it up. Do you fucking tease the scut, cut fitness, cut fitness, fucking, fucking cat, fitness, that's fucking so bullshit, fucking bullshit. You're just like pacing in the corner of the restaurant,

like smoking with just angry and furious about the cake. I mean, do you think it would have a question? Do you think it was tasteless? Do you or do you think it would have a question? Do you think it was tasteless? Do you or do you think it was, I guess it was tasteless? I thought it was hilarious. I mean, he's the best-tasting. That's my question. It was hilarious.

It was hilarious. It's the cake came out and you're the one who ordered the cake. Okay, so calm down over there. So that was the game. It is tasteless, but I can see myself laughing in the situation. Yeah, I mean, the. Because it's the irony. It's irony. It's irony.

Yeah. So, Francia, and even using the word irony is so funny talking about Elizabeth because she literally couldn't iron. She wasn't very irony, you know. So Francia is like, I'm right, you know, do you want to come with us? We're going to leave now. Would you like to come? I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good. Does that little tight smile thing? And she's like, please come with this. We really want you to. She said, I'm a little upset. And that was very untasteful. So I need a moment. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. I need a moment. Thank you. Did I do that? She just starts doing impersonations. Yeah, I mean, it was nice that she was being loyal to her friend, but she was also being like a little

over the top, I thought. So, yes, and then so she takes the other van back and she like slams the door. She's like, you know, like, oh, tastes this cake. I'm so furious. So now it's, now they're all back on the yacht. And Francesca wants to talk to Rachel, but it's very scared because Rachel's

in a crazy state at the moment. And Rachel's just pacing like, yeah, you're gonna get my fucking breath. And she goes up to Francesca and that was the most distasteful thing I've ever seen in my life. Like the most distasteful thing you've seen in the most, the most, the most,

the laughing at the most, the most, the laughing at the cake. I'm not sure about that. A cake. And I like that she acts like she's the queen. Like she gets all regal, she's like, to eat a cake on someone's birthday, I really don't think that it's a good move.

I think you, I think you. I think you, I mean, we got a pandemic going on right now. We got assholes fronking over some of the departure. I don't think it's right right now. Like, you should be so lucky that you still have a chance to fronk with people over someone's cake. Okay, you should be so lucky. Yeah, you quit.

You quit. And Francesca's like, let's work through this. She's like, actually, I give zero fuck. So hero fucks that I have to go zero fuck that's right You catch me Chicago coming up food in New York City, baby Tinnies So I think we just get like a shot of Eddie in his bunk Texans mom saying miss you mom miss you mom So then Francesca

Francesca's then telling James and Rob that Rachel's treating her like a piece of shit. And you know, they're just talking about how she's all caught up in the cake situation, etc. Rob's like, it's almost like icing on the cake. Rachel calls her mom and goes off about the cake to her and said, and then I have to wake up up with that. None of this shit happened with a trivial smile. Oh no, it's not her mom. Sorry for setting out. She calls Vincenzo and he's like, it's a five in the morning here, which is his way of saying, why the fuck are you calling me right now? And she just goes, I know my friend got fired. Like does not care that she just woke him up. Five in the morning.

Um, so he just gives her his nose and the phone, which is funny, and he's trying to make her laugh, but she, and she tells us he makes everything so much better. And he says, I love turning that light on though. And she's like, oh God, don't turn on the light. Don't turn on the light. What happens when he turns on the light? I want to know now, this is like a thread that I need to be finished.

Yeah, so Asin Ashling is like, oh, I'm gonna have the best sleep. Have a tonight. No bubble cut for me So she hops into bed and Francesca gets into bed and bobs her head on her laptop Which is hanging over her head for some reason and everyone gets into bed and it's March, next day, it's March 14th, 2020. That wasn't incredibly long bedbombs, it really was, because I kept riding that too. It's like an invest person goes to bed.

And then that person goes to bed. And then another person goes to bed. So we wake up to the news voiceover and they got the boatiest boat news voiceover they could the ladies like we don't know much about this dangerous Corona this could be the tip of the iceberg. Thank you got a boat reference in there It's like don't mention icebergs to people on a yacht. So Rachel's like Okay, you can't mention you can't say there's something funny in the Titanic the boat went down Okay, it's another movie you can't say something funny about

No, no, we have to be very serious when we talk about the Titanic. It's it's truly one of the most serious things of all time so um Rachel I mean it was sad so Rachel is She's talking about last night was being a huge deal for her and that she thinks Francesca is a super bully and she's like you fire someone because you're inept and incapable of training somebody I mean fucking suck. I mean, I mean, how many times though do we see Francesca telling Elizabeth very clearly what she needs to do and Francesca and Elizabeth just not doing it whatsoever? It's just bizarre because Rachel's mad at Francesca over all of this

communication stuff, but this has all been Rachel's fault, right? I mean, I mean, some of the stuff I guess is not something. The Mahi Mahi thing was purely Francesca's fault. It's still mad about that. Yeah, you're right. I think that that was, yeah, I think that was wrong too, but you know, I get that she's she's like projecting anger at French. She's using the Elizabeth situation to get all of her anger out at Francesca.

It doesn't really make all that much sense. Yeah, because I think that ultimately she's just frustrated and scared about her boyfriend and she's just sort of projecting it out. So, yeah, so now everyone's cleaning and there's talk about how the U.S. is going to be shutting down their borders and, um, and Rachel calls Captain Lee because she requests to go up to the wheelhouse to talk. So now for Francesca's really worried about what Rachel might possibly say. Right. Um, so, Cap, Cap, you available. So we're all wondering what she's gonna say, right? So she gets up there and she's like, Hey, you're doing, kid.

Get ahold of O, because you quit. So you're not gonna get that O back at the end of the season, all right, kid. And she's like, I'm not okay. I'm having problems with service. Thank you. Thank you. We got two charters left and I'm out of

I'm out of shirts. All right. So this is fucking days. All right. I can stand on my head and you know, twiddle my thumbs and do a hula hoop if I want to for that many days. All right. And you know what? I see Francesca's head to deal with a lot. So let's cut her a little slack. All right. I'm gonna get her some help. Yeah. All I need is six more days. Okay. She's been going to bed way too late and getting up way too early. Okay. She's, you know, you know, you know, how hard it is to give a kiddo that little sleep. It's not right. It's not right. And it's just like, well, I understand that. And I understand completely mud and and leaves like, here's the thing. They both care about the same thing,

but they're taking a sort of cute as right to get there. And if we got this, we got a shit sandwich that was delivered by Postmates without the most direct route to the destination. And guess what, we're hungry and we want to take a bite of the shit sandwich. But it went west and I live east. If you know what I'm saying, you don you know what I'm saying you don't know what

I'm saying I can see in your eyes just act like you do. Thank you. All right, look I'm gonna just put it this way Francesca has been on this boat for months now And I've not seen her wear a power-shall once don't you think she has the right to feel the power of the power-shall Yes or no, okay totally understand good make it the fuck out of here and make materials Yes or no? Okay, totally understand. Good, make it the fuck out of here and make materials So Rachel like the like dammit. I heard that kid. Oh, I gave you the oh god I was such a good dammit. I had to give her the oh So now it's time for cleaning and cleaning and this is like We get a lot of chicken talk here. This is where Francesca starts calling Ashley and chicken a lot for the rest of the episode. Just like, looking good

chicken. You've done great, Vic chicken a lot. What you're doing? They chicken. What up? There's a lot of working right now. Okay, we know we're at the final episode because we're just really watching laundry for the rest of the day. People saying bye, right? Well, because they don't have anything to pat out a full hour. So like, it really should have been that last episode was maybe a super sized 90 minute finale or something, but they like, uh, we have to make a full episode out of the time between like one charter ending and one and then all of a sudden everything being done.

So we're just going to watch a lot of cleaning. So what happens is Eddie makes an announcement that he needs to do laundry. So if anyone has any laundry in the lads that they should remove it and Rob goes, copy that and as he says, robs on his way and he goes, did you say robs on his way? I just said copy that.

Why do you sell me out like that on the radio? And she's like, oh, I didn't know. He goes, oh, throwing people under the bus, huh? You know what happens when you throw people under the bus? They die. So it's like, dude, I couldn't tell. So what was the problem? She, he had his laundry in there and he felt like she was tattletailing that he had laundry in there. I guess so. I mean, I could. That where we are. I couldn't tell if he was really angry or if they were editing him being dry, like dry tongue and cheek into making sound

like he was being a dick. But either way, I kind of felt like he was being a dick. So I'm going to go with it. So is he's mad and she's like, I'm going to talk to him now. That gives me so much anxiety but but I'm gonna have to do it He doesn't like that on the lead and I don't like to flex, but guess what? Oh, I can flex. Just see just having security issues Are you just genuinely a decade?

Hmm So, um, then Not Rachel calls up Francesco to the galley and then then this is not gonna like hash things out, and she's talking about, she's like, you know, when you're on service, I noticed that you like being by yourself and you call for help. And like I understand, you know what,

she was not in a good service. Good person though, very dumb, but a good person. You know what I'm saying? And Francesco's just like looking at her, like, please do not defend Elizabeth right now. I'm in no mood. Yeah, and she says we can talk openly. And Rachel's like, yeah, you're not gonna defend me.

I mean, look, last night though, wasn't she just listen, all you number one support down here. So please do take your anchor out on me. And she's like, all right, you know what? And that's what the bullshit. I'm sorry, let's just get along and make the go of this. Okay, let's just do that. Okay, thank you. Thank you. And then Rachel tells us certain people you bark at, but some you just can't because if she gets aggressive, then she won't get what she wants out of Francesca.

And like, Rachel always gets herself so worked up when she's drinking and then doesn't really remember why. And some of them. It's like she's here for her big fight and then she's like, yeah, I got nothing. So you're gonna carry some dishes, right? All right, that would be great. Tatties. Tumar Charter's Sucked My Dick. So now it's 18 hours before the next charter

and James is eating peanut butter on the crew mess. So, you know, the episode's really, really hitting it's dried right now. And Captain, we just keep seeing the captain. Yeah, we just keep seeing the captain having moments on his phone or his computer. So this one, he gets a bloop and he just looks at it and they just drops his phone.

Yeah. So, yeah, so everyone's just like, hangin' out and then Captain Lee is like, okay, attention, all crew, attention, all crew. I need every person, I need every crew member and kiddo in the mean salon in five minutes. All right, that's gonna give me enough time to do this, uh, clip package where one minute I'm standing on this side of the bridge and then the next I'm standing over there. Oh, well, now I'm sitting down on the booth and I'm stressing out and you can tell because I'm scratching my face with my radio.

That was the Captain Clip package of stress. All right, kids, kiddos and kids without the O's. Let's get down here. And then he's like, something's not right. So they all assemble and James says, well, maybe he just wants to chat. Maybe he just wants to chat. I'm like, no, so he so Captain Lee comes in and he takes a chair. He takes one of the dining chairs and puts it backwards and sits on it sort of like a youth counselor ready to talk some like talk with the youths, you know,

but the thing is that the chair is like really big. So his arm, you know, he crosses his arms over the top of it, but they're like really high up. So he's like barely clearing the top of the chair and his legs have to go like fully, like spread equal because the chair is alive. You know, this worked a little bit better in the Florida dinner theater prediction of cabaret I did a few years back, Sorry kids, and O's.

Hey, Francesca, is there a bridge chair around? This looks a lot better with a bridge chair than a tall dining room chair. Anyone can anyone fix this? No, okay. I asked for at least one Liza Minnelli, a 20 style bar stool in this goddamn boat. All right.

Now kids, this is something I'd never experienced. It's scary as hell. It's frustrating because there's not a fucking thing I can do about it, and is something I'd never experienced. It's scary as hell. It's frustrating because there's not a fucking thing I can do about it. And I'm not used to that. Come to the cababoo right! So the last two charters have canceled and you know, this is something I've never experienced and you know, basically everyone has to leave tomorrow. I wish we had known. Maybe next time I'll be prepared. Maybe next time. Well, anticipate. Now, I know this is going to be difficult for you kids and ULs because money makes the world go around the world go around the world

What listen? It's great in some ways. It's great because you get to go home and your parents will see you and say welcome James I hope you go home with full full arms of produce your mom open that door and says I'm fine Apple all for me. Okay, so they have to leave basically it's over. You know what we were gonna have one final chapter of a new girl coming on, and James getting a chance to sexually harass her for a couple of weeks, but guess that's done.

So everybody, have fun tonight, and let's carry on. Yeah, we're gonna have a great time, and yeah, you know, it's gonna be, well just, I just want you all to enjoy this last night and drink and eat food and all that and all that jazz Sorry just staying within the canter and ib library Just thought I'd expand beyond cabaret because we really hit all the major songs there Listen this time to go and when I go I'm going like see. Alright get out of here I'm out of capillary references alright.

So Captain Plea tells us shit just got real. Alright and Eddie says yeah shit just got real. Alright, and Eddie says, yeah shit just got real. Like Dad said, the virus just came knocking on our door here in the Caribbean, you know? Oh man, I'm hearing there's no toilet paper. I don't know what's going on. And then James calls his mom and Izzy calls her sister and of course, James on the phone with his mom is like, well I guess on holiday now, she's like,

but my holiday starts when you get bad James I tried to get some toilet paper from the local pharmacy and you know what the woman behind the desk said she said I'm terribly sorry this there's been a mistake So everybody's getting ready to party I I guess. And Rachel is crying to us because coronavirus is really hitting, you know, and she can't get to her boyfriend because he's in Italy and so she's going to have to go back to the US and she calls him and he's like, let's go! And I've been watching, I've been playing a lot of Mario the past couple of days The Mario Kart music starts playing

Just like well, I tried to get to Italy, but I drove right over the Nantapil and well needless to say wound up in Spain Do not step on pipes, okay? Suddenly you're going down into a different world filled with coins with coins, I don't need, I don't even use seeds coins. Have you ever been to Delphina Beach? It is the most beautiful beach I've ever been to in my life. So, um, it's, so now the crew is drinking and Captain Lee just walks through and then they're like, hey, hey Captain Lee, you want to have some shared videos like, no, I'm not really in a celebratory mood, not that you would ever, not that you could see. I mean, who am I? Just Mr. Salafame, Mr. Salafame. So, Eddie's like, well, you know, that's the kind of captain he is and he can be upset if he wants to be

But we might as well celebrate all the accomplices and so then they just all do its years and party a lot on the boat and fall asleep pretty much right Hmm, damn Yeah, and so then Eddie and Rob are talking and Rob the rob's dad wants him to come back to Canada, but he's like, but I just moved to, you know, Australia and I'm like, my car's there, my apartment's there. So pretty much wraps up my story. Please don't forget I had a little dog named Beloney head that I found behind a dumpster and Take really cute pictures on Instagram with him.

He's probably dead now. Okay, thanks. Also, if anyone has any stones, I do have two pieces of wood I can offer for that. Thank you so much. Love Katan. So it's the next morning. And Captain Lee, he wakes up and he's like, wow, I woke up and I thought I had to prepare for the charter and I realized. No, I don't have to. So I don't even know what I'm going to do with myself. I guess I'll just have to go home and take care of the beautiful wife because when you're a god, the mama! Mama's gone too! I guess, well, it's weird, it's, you know, like I was really hoping that uh, that we had this charter season would go on like other charters in the past. I guess the grass is always greener. So yeah, he sat so then is he gets up and Francesca starts playing the bros and thorn game Like it's a housewives reunion and Eddie's thorn is charter one day out and

Eddie's like but the the rose is the entire deck crew and Francesca's thorn was Rachel leaving or pretending to leave. And I don't know if she actually have, I don't think does she ever have a rose? I'm not sure she has a rose. Maybe probably Ashling is her rose. Or maybe the rose is surviving the mustard gas. Yeah, we're still breathing after living with Elizabeth for this long.

So Izzy is like, he doesn't come to the bathroom. He's locked him. Oh yeah, so Izzy is like, she's telling James. She's like, listen, I want to chat with Rob about something because I'm going to let him know that the way he acted towards me was rude. And he's like, you know what? She just wants to flex on Rob, but she not a standable like guys. But I'm gonna tell him. So he texts Rob and he says heads up she wants to have a quote unquote

chat about your quote unquote rudeness. And he doesn't feel bad about it because Rob says boy. Of course Rob says boy because they spent like a week together. So Rob goes and locks himself in the bathroom so we can't be scolded by Izzy. And then Rob, now it's time for Rob to go. So he's gonna be the first one off the boat. So he starts telling us like, you know, after this it's gonna be Rob time for a bit. You know, I'm gonna work on some papers.

I'm gonna publish about stupid women when they try to boss men around. It's gonna be in geology a geology treasure hunter magazine. Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. And you know, I was afraid that people would think I was a little unaffected. So let me say something real affected. I like to mix it up.

Too much of one thing is boring. And guess I'll just head out into the unknown. I'm just a man of mystery. What can I say? Rob. What a dork. So he's trying to avoid Izzy. She goes to the bathroom and he won't come out.

So instead she goes and she blocks his exit on the boat so he can't just sneak off the boat but she's totally trying to do. So he sees her and he's like, Hey, Izzy, I've been meaning to talk to you. Like, you know, I'm really sorry to give you a hard time and if someone was going to be Lee Decky and really glad it was you, right? To so patronizing. And so then she has this Alex McCord level confrontation, which is that the rage is bubbled up outside of her, but she doesn't really know how to harness it or really the best timing or really just how to do it. But it's fun nonetheless. So she's

like, the way you treated me and the past of comments you said to me is really disrespectful, especially going into a management position and it's not appropriate. And it was just a massive asshole thing to do. I mean, a 30 year old should not be acting like a 12 year old. I mean, you really don't give a fuck. I mean, I know you don't give a fuck You've been you haven't been sincere with your apology at all And he's like well, I'm sorry. I made you feel this way. So you don't give a fuck So stop acting like you give a fuck. He's like, but that's how apologies work Like you say you don't like something then I say I'm sorry

I think you say okay, and then you show me your boobs like yeah, hello And if you you know what if you, you know what, if you've seen the era when I've spoken to you before, that would be one thing, but you didn't, you know, it would have been nice for a real apology, but I guess I'm not gonna get that. And Ashley and Francesca are watching from around the corner and Ashley's like,

she's the ball-test speech. Now that's a girl born for Yachton. She might even be a chicken. So, um, uh, yeah, so she's like, yeah, she just bases like, you know what, I think if you actually had, you know, I would have loved more if you'd actually thought about it instead of, you know, giving me a fake apology, but I hope you have an eye-safe like,

and then she just walked away. Which was good. I'm glad that she said it. It was, even if it was awkward, she, you know, I'm glad she, she, she didn't let him off the hook Yeah, so then Ashley is next and she's like my experience on the boat. Oh, it's summed up. It's fun Vibrant interesting and Weird So she hugs everybody and it's super boring. Okay, so then the captain and Rachel, Rachel comes up to the captain's bridge

and he's like, I don't put that lower lip out for me, kid. Oh, you're in trouble. Look at that. Let me tell you something, Rachel. You're a very talented chef, okay? And there's a lady living somewhere where it is. I don't know, but I long to tell her that I love her so this is Sarah Lee because I love that bitch Sarah Lee Sarah Lee your brioche just tickles thank you thank you Rachel This is why I like you you can fix my serally lyrics I gave you a culinary candor nap because of your chef. I hope you understood that So Rachel is like yeah, I am who I am. I just gotta be me

I have no regrets. I'm happy to get off this boat and deal with a real world And as she leaves Eddie goes this planet this place just got a whole lot of senior dad Thanks, uh, thanks punchline from a T. J. F. comedy circa 1997 It just miles with the camera. Oh, we forgot to mention when they were fighting and he just turned around and looked at the camera like Oh, he's like oh, like they're crazy crazy people So So then Izzy goes up to James and she's I know you tip to morph and go and she's just saying that like you know She's really disappointed and was a real dick move for him to tip off Rob and he's like I don't know what you're on about I mean all I know is that my mom can't get a toilet

paper from Brenda Blessing right now okay I've got bigger things to think about is he? Yeah he's like I just want to go back to normal life you know complaining about the weather going to English gym wanting my parents up. Yeah, just things like that. This season has been a muddled blur between work drama arguments and a socked babe sprinkle of fun. It's like, well, I hope you enjoyed your quote unquote holiday. So is he still mad at them now? She's like, well, I wouldn't say we're divorced, but we're at least separated

and take we're consciously unsett wouldn't say we're divorced, but we're at least separated and take with consciously unsettling is what we're doing. And meanwhile, Francesca, the smart Francesca and Eddie are the smartest ones on the boat because they're not just worried about hugs or like, what's my last line gonna be? They're taking all the fucking hand sanitizer, okay? They know what to do.

They do. That was actually like an expert move. When I saw that, I was like, yes, you do that. Just don't waste it don't waste it so this is where Francesca whips out her k-chesting power saw that's kind of tied wrong and badly and stuff so is he's saying goodbye to everyone and she says by the captain and he's like you're capable of much more than you realize you've done real well kiddo

capable of much more than you realize you've done real well, Kato. And she says, I think the season is probably ended. Lord six with James probably means abrupt and a satisfying. I thought it was lovely. Would you get off the boat already Elizabeth, you've been fired. So then we see her growth, you know, starting a third stew, hating life, but now she's ended with, she deserves to be. And now Francesca goes up to say goodbye to Captain Lee and she gives him a shami that they all signed.

And he's like, well, I think she gives it to be like, this way, don't forget us. And as well, it's probably won't be a season. I'll forget anytime soon to be honest. We'll look at the camera like, how does Eddie do it? How's he do with sitcom lines? Do you just look at the camera like that and wink? Okay. All right.

So then Ches is like, you know, this is a lot to manage. And it was exhausting, but it'll be nice to see family. That's what's important. So she's out of there. And then Eddie goes up to be the last to say bye to Captain Lee. And the captain's like, you know what? You made progress. You handled everything well,

and you hit some speed bumps, but you always do. So what's your ticket now? And he's like, 1,600 ton 1600 ton, dad, 1600 tons of fun. So he's like, well, you know what, you got the paperwork. You might as well have this stripe to go with it. And he pulls out three stripes, which is like the first officer stripes I guess.

And he's like, I'm proud of you, Eddie. And then he tells us, Eddie's what I would have wanted my son to turn out like. Eddie lived. That's all I can say. At which point I'm now crying on the couch. Yeah, me too. I am like, oh my God, I was so moved. It was so beautiful.

I'm even getting a little choked up thinking about it. And I have to say, I have dropped my baggage with Eddie. I've decided to drop my baggage for now at least, because, you know, coming into the season, I was still resentful of how he gaslit Rocky, and I expressed many times how he triggered so many things in me from like my past in terms of like people I worked with where I was like, fuck Eddie. But seeing how he like made Captain Lee, what he did for Captain Lee, actually meant a lot to me.

And so I was like, you know what? He was a pretty good bossin. I can't really lie. And he wasn't really as much of a dick. I mean, he's still kind of a dick, but like, I don't know. I really warmed up. Basically, I like that you had your own arc.

You see, you had your own thing. I had a proxy, yeah. I had a warm up by proxy through Captain Lee. So I'm just listening. It could all change at the reunion. But for right now, I've taken Eddie off of my ship list and put him on my, he's fine list. Yeah, and you're OK list. So Eddie's so honored, you know.

And he's like, that recognition means a world to me. And then he walks away, then he disappears like a person for the leftovers. And then the captain is the last. He's like, well, I started out in the hospital and it didn't, it didn't start out well. And then we see montage of Shane and Rachel going, you know what? Go fuck yourself. And then well. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Then, no, no, yeah. And then well, Oh, sorry. Yeah, then no, no, yeah.

And then Captain Lee goes out to the, he goes out to the dock. Uh, he, he basically says that he, he needs to go back and take care of his family right now. And, you know, like the, the, the, the, the first officer and the crew, the, the, the transport crews can take the boat back. And he just hopes everyone gets back to their loved ones safe and maybe the world will be a better place than the one we left. And I still got my dreams. The name on everybody's lips is gonna be captain. The man who's sailing in those chips of God-a-be, Captain! And here's something we all have to remember. During these tough

times, we don't know what will happen next. You have to ring them bells! You have to ring them bells you gotta ring them bells You know where I'm gonna head to next New York New York, New York! Ah! That is a canter and ebbsong, everyone. So this is what I thought was the funniest part. So the season comes to end on this like really beautiful know of captainly giving these stripes atty,

saying how basically Eddie is carrying on the legacy of a size base, like all this like laid in emotion, uncertainty about the world, sort of like melancholy disappointment, sort of reminding us that things in this world really don't turn out the way we want them to, unfortunately, and he stands, he looks at the boat, and he goes, thanks, old girl. And it's sort of like this really kind of gut-wrenching ending. And then it sort of like fades out. And we come up on Andy Cohen saying, they always show up when Captain Lee calls.

And tonight gave them the charter season blue balls. I was like, that really took my mood. I was like crying and like, you just made turn this into blue balls. I would expect nothing less. Thank you Bravo TV. You're my favorite. Oh Bravo. Well, thanks for a great season.

Well, mostly below deck, once you got it moving. Let's just forget that time when I was like, I'm done with this show. But for the most part, great time. Is there going to be a reunion? I didn't see a reunion preview. I didn't either, but I have to assume that there will be. I bet there, I mean, how could there not be? I mean, blow deck is like, now they're top show.

So I'm just looking on their website right now. Maintain here on the M on Broadway.com. Like, schedule. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they have it. It could be a Zoom reunion, which I love the Zoom Reunions personally. So I'm excited to see that. It says, start watching the season.

Hey, reunion now. So Elizabeth looks, she looks beautiful. Yeah, they all look great. So we have that to look forward to next week, for next two weeks, and then below deck sailing, which is really winning me over with our commercials. Really winning me over. Yeah, then that one comes on. So everybody, thanks so much for being with us this season of regular below deck. We'll be back with the below deck reunion next week. And also, we're adding to our rotation Real Housewives of New Jersey this week. Oh, no.

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