Watch What Crappens - Below Deck: You're Such a F***ing Liar, Camille!

Episode Date: January 4, 2023

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okay yeah it's all there and what central place it's all there wow this is just happening it's all happening and today today we're talking below deck regular blow deck that out of Monday night because we're still catching up we're talking below deck, regular below deck that are the Monday night because we're still catching up, we're catching up with the timeline here. Wow, so much is happening. Camille, wow, what a way to celebrate Camille's descent and to just like greater self-pity and and and and just entitlement and privilege. I mean, this is, she's just terrible. What a terrible person she is. What a dick. Oh, but I do have to say this about Camille. So this has been going around on on the internet. People have been posting, oh my god, Camille was a contestant on American Idol. And I was expecting it to be one of those Margie Taylor green things. Like if you've seen that, like just cringe and embarrassing and terrible. And so I clicked on it. Can I tell you Camille is so good. Is she really?

Isn't that the most shocking news you've heard today? And listen, 2023 is already stacked with shocking news, okay? In the real news. But isn't that the most shocking news of the year so far? Camille is a talented girl. Wow. I was like, she's so good. I loved her.

She's saying, you don't know me. And she sings in like that raspy. Oh yeah. And she was doing it as a duet with someone else. And it was great. I mean, really fantastic. So good job to Camille.

Unfortunately, he's second everything else. Yeah, I know. That's like, could there be a more appropriate song for her to sing than that one? a song of like no you don't It's like it's like the first two song. It's true. It's like the soundtrack to her season of below deck I'm surprised she just didn't do the whole thing laying down on a deflated slide And breaking glasses all the while. I was like, maybe Perry, what a mess all. The tree lives in you and fire burns inside. And you are fire and truth. You fired the truth. Congratulations, girl.

It's like, shut up, Kati Perry.. How have they kept Katie Perry on this damn show? All the, what a dick that girl is. I listened to her interview on the smart, smart list podcast, which is great, by the way. What an asshole. Shut up, Katie Perry. I'm never having fireworks come out of my tits again. Okay. I've given up on her. Katie Perry is my favorite pop star who has gotten into a legal fight with nuns. She is my favorite one.

A vault. When she sued those nuns right out of the nunnery. I think that's like actually kind of like gay outcome work. I'm gonna take it back. I take it back. She sued nuns. She kicked nuns out of a nunnery in Los Fielis. I don't even. She sued NUNS. She kicked NUNS out of a nunnery in Los Fuelis. I don't even know there were none of these in Los Fuelis where they just like NUNS listening to indie music.

I don't understand it like indie-cushion music. Okay, I take it back. You deserve everything in the world because I said this funny. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Well, Camille, are you ready for ready for your late shifts, late shift? That's my, that's my kitty Perry doing a blow deck recap. Yeah, so for those of you who have forgotten, because we have Bravo brains and those are

scrubbed, Captain Lee is left due to nerve issues. So hopefully he's getting a lot better and enter captain captain hug America. Okay. Captain Sandy showing up for service. Yes, I am. So that's a same board is Gigi Fernandez who won 17 gram sand titles and a gold medal which you'd never know it because she never talks about it. I can't believe it. She seems so humble. You'd never know that she was an Olympian or ever played tennis ever in her life. Good old humble Gigi Fernandez. And we got a comment from I think one of Gigi's friends. They said, Hey, listen, we need

to stick up for Gigi. She's really a nice person. Yeah, I'm sure she is, but welcome to Watch It Crafts. We just cheered on NEMS getting robbed by Kate Carey, okay? We don't. We are shooting on gold medalists and we're cheering on non-avictions. This is our brand. Welcome, come to our live show. We're horrible people. Welcome aboard.

Welcome onboard. And also, we got a comment last week that was like, last week, of course, because we are we're so ridiculous I've we probably spoke for ten minutes like and why is she bringing a tennis bag onto a yacht? Is she gonna play tennis on a yacht and someone was like guys they showed next week. She's gonna play tennis on land So I don't care. It's still ridiculous to be like I would away so we're gonna play tennis is one of our excursions. Fuck off, go master bait at home, Gigi. And we're all gonna wear the same blue shirts

that say Gigi's tennis on it or something like that. They all have to wear Gigi's uniform to play tennis. And she's playing tennis. Okay, the other thing, okay, this is a little bit, I'm just gonna say it now, I don't wanna wait till later in the recap. I thought it was weird that Gigi is this grand slam winning gold medalist playing with the

plebs and just like kicking their asses. Yeah, she doesn't really care. She would like invite a bunch of two-year-olds to a roller coaster and be like, whoops, not telling if to ride. Guess who is. Hey, me, Gigi Fernandez. But this is my fault. This is my fault because for like a year now,

I've been complaining about the bad tennis on Bravo because it's like a standard thing. I'm like, hey, hi, Jill Zang here. You want to shoot a scene doing tennis? And we watched people shoot doing these big slow lobs, back and forth, everything's out, everything's hitting the net. We just watched this over and over again.

I'm like, why can't anyone on this network play tennis and so they bring in GG Fernandez and she's doing Grand slam quality shit and I'm like get her off the team. You fucker. Fucker. So if you're gonna come up to me and brag about glam Grand slams you better be ready to make fucking breakfast because that's the only grandson I can Okay, other way shut up. Oh, hey run actually have a quick question. Ronnie run out of a question be ready to make fucking breakfast because that's the only grants I'm okay. Okay. Other way to shut up. Oh, hey, run actually have a quick question. Ronnie, run out of a question.

What's that? Are you interested in holding GG's gold medal? Because if so, we can make it happen. The gold medal. We can make it happen. Yeah, I can't. My family knows F. Maria Abraham from back in the day. Our father's were friends. And F. Maria Abraham from back in the day, our father's reference. And F. Maria Abraham, when he won his Oscar, he sent it to his dad's house. I've never seen such a better move because it stops you from being like, hey, welcome to my house kiddo. It's me, F. Maria, bro. Want to hold Oscar like he could never pull that.

And I was like, that's the smartest move. Cause you know every one of us would do it. Like, oh, you know to see Oscar on the mantle with all the lights around it. To say, F. Murray Abraham and Curse, that's actually my signature. I had them actually do that in Switzerland for me. They just shipped it over.

No big deal. Wanna hold it? Wanna hold it? I mean, I would. Yeah, but the difference is that like, F. Murray Abraham, I don't think is going onto yachts. 35 years after we won an Oscar with the Oscar. Hey guys, all right, for this excursion,

I wanna go just a couple of miles out and I wanna play a little game I call Armadillos. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. And everyone, it's like today, And I want to play a little game I call Armadayos. And everyone, it's like today, we are going on the mainland. We're setting up a picnic and we're all going to listen to Mozart and then Scontra and his is because it's better than what we could do. I'm so very it's like we know. It's is Captain Sandy Yawning during Salier's peace. Oh, no. You know what I'm a day. It's gonna use more

Hex. We all know it. We all the answer listen. Hey, hey, hey Salieri. Let me tell you something Do you want to be here in this in bus? All right, well guess what? I'm a day is makes great music and so I want you to make great music because he's counting on you to like his music So you make the music, okay, you're set. Okay, great great. Great. Hey, you're f-mary Abraham. Come on over here. I just want to give you a tip less of the fresh mouth. Okay Hey, hey, f-mary Abraham. Hey, don't throw me under the bus with the emperor. Okay, that's your composition Not mine

Throw me under the bus with the emperor Okay, that's it Anyway, the point is GG Fernandez your legends. Okay, we love you Please turn this off and all of your friends turn it off. It's not for you. Okay, so we start in the morning as all of us did this week with Rachel just going, I hate my lines, fuck my life.

God damn it. Yeah, that's how I woke up on January 2nd. I was like, ah, vacations over. I just turned into Rachel. I'm often like Rachel in the morning actually. So, and then Ross and Katie are snuggling somewhere. I wrote her name down as Jen for some reason because she's giving Jen energy this episode, but she's a Katie. And, and then Frazier and Camille, Frazier is asking Camille to turn over Laundry and it's just all the morning, the morning stuff you got to do on the yacht, you know.

Yeah, oh god, but Ross and Katie are so disgusting. So she's like sitting on his lap, I'll eat breakfast and he's like, I think I just got my wheat mix and then later they're doing furniture covers upstairs, they're like folding them and he's like, will you in the folding Olympics by chance? He's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Rachel's like, I've been diagnosed with something and been prescribed no acid off. I don't get it. I'm not giving that a kind smile. Things to do. I'm gonna fair miserably today. It can be wonderful.

It's all gonna work out. Jesus Christ. So then, by the way, Rachel give a tip about why Brad Baskets are lined with napkins that way it avoids condensation, which I think I feel like I inherently knew. But at the same time, I was like, oh, how about that? That was a pretty interesting tip. I actually wished below deck would give more little tips. Like, I loved a few weeks ago when Frazier was making, he was showing how to do a pillow.

And he's like, what you do is you hold it from here and it falls down. And then you take it, you flap it over, and then you turn it over, and you put it there, it's all clean. And I was like, I just want some yachty pro tips to make my bed look nicer, because my bed looks as nice as that. Well, I definitely have hospital corners on the side to my bed.

I do want to tell you that much, yeah. Oh, I mean, it's not always correct. Like, yes, Rachel, napkins, yes, I get the condensation, it's also to keep the bread warm. It's also to keep little crumbs from growing in between the stupid baskets, which I don't know who came up with bread baskets anyway. It's a dumbest fucking thing I've ever. So like, let's find something with 8 million creases for crumbs to get stuck in.

Well, she was using, they were, they hers are like the metal baskets that are like, they're not really, they're not like woven, it's just like, it's almost like a catcher's basket. I received my basket hanger. So then we go to Tony, who's still bitching about the schedule. He's like, this is too scheduling, I have big problem with this. I work out on the main deck about three in the morning and now I have to work out in the day. Oh my god, I'm so sorry. You have to do your push-ups at a different time of day, Tony. Really? I'm so sorry. Let's just print this whole

fucking boat down. You know what? Set Gigi Fernandez on fire with the tennis racket and tell her, you know, it's like love 30 and she's losing. It just sent the whole fucking thing on fire. I'm telling you know, it's like love 30 and she's losing. It just sent the whole fucking thing on fire. I know, he has such fitness entitlement. He's like, well, I'm in shape. So I'm allowed to be like, I'm allowed to, since I've been dedicated to my body, it's like rude to like make it harder for me

to be dedicated to my body. If you're really dedicated to your body, you will find the time to matter what time of the day. Yeah, she'll be out there in the fucking snow doing it. I don't wanna hear you crying, okay? I hate hot people to cry. I just hate it. It's like you work so hard to be this like big tough person and now you're gonna cry Because you have to do your pushups at a different time of day. Get the fuck off of it. It's not just the timing It's also the location. He's like well, I always work out on the main deck out

But I do but I do it the main deck out so it's like perfect because like no one's there But now I have to work out late and it means that I have to work out in the day and this changes the pain in my balls. So he has to work out in a different part of the boat. That's not as conducive for his work out. Yeah, shut up with that. Shut up.

You know what's a good time for you to do those pushups in the wheelhouse when you're on watch, doing that thing. You're literally sitting there doing that thing. Pull up a chair and do some arm squat things, whatever the fuck they call them. Yeah, dips. So then, meanwhile, Gigi's like, hey, hey, Haley, huh?

Red Hat, hey Ginger, come over here. You wanna, you wanna hold the medals? You wanna hold the golden medals? Yeah, okay, now that masturbated, it was one of these before, but it's only a good time to start. Only for I let you hold my deal, Dan, is what I do that. By the way, use an electric toothbrush,

is that manual you've got there? All right, I'm gonna need you to remove those gold medals from on the underside of your skirt there. Thank you very much. No. So then Fraser is planning a tennis and tequila doubles match and I don't care. So then Tony is still mad and we see him pouring sugar. He accidentally pours too much sugar on something and says, Spanish, the or the game birthed

you. Oh, I assume that he was just putting protein powder on his cereal, but that makes much more sense if he spills on his cereal. Oh, he's so turned around that he can't work out at the right time. And then Camille, this ding dong, she just bangs her head on a dryer door, she's like, oh, that one really hurt.

Katie, Paris, like sometimes in life, we had our heads. You can either fall down or you can keep walking, but a little dizzily. You're walking dizzily. You're going to Hollywood. Have you ever seen a dry-your-door hanging open in the room and you bend your head on it? So then Frazier is checking up on things and he's like,

oh, come here, it looks good in here. And she's like, thanks, I really needed that. And I appreciate that. Oh, poor Camille, you're just not lavished enough. I know, I make some grace of glass. I mean, how many times does she break glasses? I don't know, let's watch her montage. There's literally a montage of grass grass grass.

There is more broken glass in this galley because of her than there are in like productions of Fiddler on the roof. Like this is so outrageous. Just hold on to the glass. I'm not doing that bottle dance again. Oh god, I would know. I don't even want to see her doing the bottle. Yeah. You fuck that out there. Like, stop from the top. It's like, oh god. So Alyssa sees her break the glass.

She's like, a belly, a gun. And she comes in and is like, yeah, fuck it. She just throws it in the regular trash. She's, don't put it in the regular. She just, excuse me. She's, you can't put broken glass in here. She's, um, yeah, fuck it. She just throws it in the regular trash. She was, don't put it in the regular. She was, excuse me. She was, you can't put broken glass in here. She was, yeah, I wasn't here for that conversation. And glass can go in the ocean, babe.

Okay. Like it totally can. And on this, I was like, no, don't put it in the ocean. Like there's actually, if you go under the bar, there's like a thing for the glass and canvas. And Camille goes, got it, got it. Because what is wrong with you? Camille just like storms off, ready to throw broken glass

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So, anyway, so he starts, so then there's a lady and, oh, because Rachel's at the, she's at the breakfast table and one of the ladies is like, hey, so how do you know what flavors go together and Gigi goes? She's a chef crying out loud. Say how? And so Gigi's showing off her metal and sheigi goes, she's a chef crying out loud. Say, how? And so Gigi's showing off her metal. And she's like, guys, the thing about a gold medal

is everyone knows a gold medal, right? I mean, I can go win the French Open, winbled in and triple star a putt putt and I'm like one month and no one says the thing. But one gold medal and everyone's like, oh, you want a gold medal? Probably because that's the one you keep in your fucking purse. GG.

Yeah, even TSA has just bored with you. Like, man, we're gonna have to look at your luggage. Oh, is it because of the gold medal that I have in there? Hey, everyone, I got a gold medal in my luggage. Sue me. Am I right? It's everywhere doing everyone up. She probably does TSA regular just so that way she can get Fristmore for that gold medal.

Um, so then Alyssa is like, um, Camille, Camille, Alyssa, Camille, Camille, Alyssa. Can you meet me in a Steve Pancher? I'm just like, what bitch? God damn bitch, I've had it up. Okay, I'll be right there. Hmm, so um, so then but Sandy walks by and sees Alyssa and she's like, hey, so what's going on? Did I tell you about how I told Alyssa about the concept of team players and stuff? Like what's going on?

And she basically says like, you know, I know the lack of effort that's happening from Camille, you know, she's real dumb, real dumb. I saw it in American Idol. Wow, it was a big dumb moment on TV. Sounded great, but a dumb sounding great, you know? Yeah, I was dumb. You know, I've never seen anyone do a Hollywood week performance squatted, but also walking.

It was interesting, but dumb, real dumb. Yeah. Also, do you know what I wrote this line? This line that you just said, I wrote and I wrote in Jesus Christ I wrote down that this line was spoken by Cher like no says CHER why I don't know I love that Cher just gave me the mystery cap like what do you have going on right now? Turned back down. I would kick Camille off the bowl. So Alyssa starts talking in her baby voice,

and she's like, it's not the lack of effort. You see attitude. Like, I don't mind picking up slack. I'm crying right now. Can you tell? It's just that the attitude is ridiculous. That's like, man, you know, any other season, Alyssa would be the asshole in this situation.

Yes, because Alissa is a total asshole too. But Camille is just so overshadowing it that Alissa is going to go away with all of it. That's how you know Alissa sucks so much that when like there's another obvious asshole and they're getting a good edit, that means you're really fucking up. So then, so then Sandy's like, hey, so she gave you attitude. Hey, how did her, how did her breath smell? Was it, was it minty? Yeah, a little bit. Fresh mouth. I knew it. I knew it was a fresh mouth. Girls got a fresh mouth. So she tells us, hearing a list of crying is really disappointing. You know, I just stepped on to this vessel.

So I need to see that. And not just listen to what a crew member tells me. You know, I just stepped on to this vessel. So I need to see that. And not just listen to what a crew member tells me. You know, because she's crying, way and way and way. You know, it's background noise. I have to actually see the evidence with my own eyes. So Camille is on my radar. Whop, she's passing me. I smell an orbit.

I smell an orbit. Hey, look at that. Is that some rain? No, just Camille. So many things on my radar right now. It's a little confusing. I'm gonna set up an anchor sanctuary. Have you made out with twins today? Now the wet is your breath smell like double mint. Tell me now. Got a fresh math and yet today, okay? So Now the guys are setting up the this picnic, whatever this tennis and tequila day and Tony and Ben are setting up this picnic, whatever, this tennis, Integulate Day, Antoni and Ben are setting up a tent,

Antoni's like, oh, do we really need two gazeboes? Like he's just like a total whiny, obnoxious person now. Now that I can't look at what he wants to do, he's all fake. It's always these people, I'm telling you, it sees them after season of the people who are like, oh, I'm the most like spiritual person.

I think I have to work out at sunrise and then like chat to myself all day. And it's like the second these people don't get their way, they turn into this. Yeah, exactly every single time it's all fake. Anyone who's too nice, you just know they're terrible. Yeah. So, um, so then, uh, Ross summons Camille to help out with something and Camille just pouts to herself, so I'm literally doing everything, everything, I'm like if everything includes breaking glasses, every single episode and banger head on

dryer doors, then yes you are doing everything. So the guest get on the center and the captain is talking to Camille and she's like, Hey, come here. Now listen, I'm going to talk to you in this voice because this is my supportive. You know, I know you don't trust your breath yet, but you really should. So when people tell you to do things, don't do a fresh mouth. Got it. They know you've just taken a mint and you've probably been smoking or drinking or something.

So calla, Lisa and tell here eat this pepperoni first. You're like Arleic bread. Does it sit well with your stomach? Okay, have some right here. Yeah, this comes from Papagans. The actual Papagans, I know them. Anyway. We got kidnapped together in Iraq.

During a sunset cruise, it was something. Yeah, we were on a cruise with his uncle Caesar, not a very tall man. I guess that's what they call him little. Anyway, have some pizza pizza and they will tell you a short man who can't just eat one pizza, something else. I mean, a short man eating two pizzas at one time. He just kept a man to them. You know, I said listen It's tapas night and he'd say pizza pizza. I mean, yeah, you do what you do, you know, he was a king

He was and you know what every single night, you know, it gave me play Dominoes so fun. Have you ever tried it? It would just make him so mad I mean, okay, and I'll tell you one thing you never did. Jude gum. Do you understand my point? She's like, I think so. Okay, go call a listen tell her, Ross asked you to do wave runners, which is basically the most fun that you could possibly do right now. Go write some wave runners, that'll show ya. Yeah, and I can see that look on your face, you're trying to understand how waves can run. Don't think about it too hard. Just apologize. I want you to apologize to a listener. She's like, for what?

You're my cone. Come on. You want to be a team player, don't you? It doesn't have to be hard. And Haley's back there like, tell me about it, darling. Okay. She's got the gold medal ribbon up her for China. Get that out of you. You better clean that up before you give it back to Gigi. Gigi's like, it's all good. I got a few of them. No problem.

So Camille's like, well, sometimes I'm sorry and sometimes I'm not sorry. She's just, well, you need to be sorry. Okay. Yeah, with the less fresh mouth. So Camille says, I'm not disagree. She was well you need to be sorry. Okay. Yeah, with a less fresh mouth. So Camille says, I'm not disagreeing with the fact that I have an attitude. I'm proud I have an attitude.

Thank fucking God I have some sort of tube in this world. I will apologize to a list of because I have to play that game so I don't get fired. It's so fucking stupid. Okay, just throw yourself into a volcano at this point. You were such a big fucking idiot. Sitting here so proud of your attitude. You're like, what, you are exactly what's wrong with literally this country. What is wrong with you? God. And say, like, oh, I have to play that game. You know what that game is called? Your job. Yeah,

you dumb dumb. And the captain and the biggest misstatement of the season. Because I have faith in you. Oh my god. So then Haley is talking, she's getting ready. If she's talking to herself, I think she's like, Ginger, people do not do Alan's son. And Johnny, they say, I have a blast. They say more like I have sweaty ass and can't hold. I'm literally trans-leason. I'm melting. I'm gonna evaporate So too hot for a ginger person Brutal Brutal. I've got sweaty tit rash So then yeah, it's the longest she's ever gotten through with the without talking about fucking herself in one way or about her How's that ever? It's like, that's the cleanest moment you've had on this show

But the good part is all that sweat works really well as for Loub. Anyone got to So now it's the guests are like arriving on at their beach thing or whatever and Camille pulls a list at a talk. And while she's doing that, Tony and Ben are starting to play tennis and stuff. And Ben just they're hitting the ball back and forth and then Ben just waxed a tennis ball right at the camera guy's nuts. And he basically doubles over in the camera drops

and gotta say, it's painful but always funny. Always funny to me. Yeah. Just it's reliable through all the years. So Camille Pulse elicit side. And she's like, I just wanna to really apologize

and like take full responsibility for my actions. And I don't want you to have to walk around this boat and feel like there's animosity and like unwelcomes. And this is like, okay, well, I really, really appreciate that Camille. The only thing I'm looking for like at this point is like actions because like the whole team is besting ass and your ass is asking for spanking.

So, Camille's like, she's like, have you ever seen a plastic bag? Oh, so then Tony is now taking pictures of all the guests and everything. And they're all just like playing tennis and everything. And GG keeps on saying to Ben, come on, Rafa. Yeah, come on, come on, Rafa. And so he actually manages to score like one point at which point GG's like, you do not score against the gold medal winner.

And then she just, just basically it goes to town on him. Yeah, she does. That kicks his ass. So then back at the boat, Camilla's folding, which is near the mass where Katie is, and they're talking about boys. And Camilla's like, I miss Ben right now. And Katie's like, yeah, I make sure Ross is always

right next to me, right? And she's like, and Ross is like, oh, I guess so. I guess so, you do, don't you? Yeah. And then the guests are, yeah, so they're back on the, they're basically going back to the boat and everything. And now there's like snorkeling and just like swimming in the water.

And then we get a full on throwback to Vanderpump rules. I think with season six, with Jack's nearly drowning in the water, then we get a full on throwback to Vanderpump rules. I think was season six with Jack's nearly drowning in the water because we hear help help help get help me please. What's going on? What's going on? And Tony goes out there on a board. He's like, oh my god, this is so hard. I've not worked out in the morning.

So he goes out and there's a lady out there who got bit by it. She got stunned by a jellyfish. Yeah, hey, you know what? When people are struggling in the water, things spiral in a second, but the deck teams around it, and we have the A team, okay? Pizza pizza for everybody, okay? So Rachel is gonna be making Indian dinner tonight and she's like, I love

Indian food, I studied in India, I studied nutrition, I know how to use what they use because the house is shit better. Yeah, and so then Camille goes and knocks on Sandy's door and you think she's gonna go in there just like talk or get asked for advice, but she's just there to hang out. She's like, yeah, I'm just here to get a breather. And she goes, oh, well, why didn't you get some rest, huh? Hey, how about this for a concept? NAP, you want to take a nap?

You ever heard of an app? It's so good. You should try it. So let's just see, and she's like, babe, are you on service? She's like, I want dishes. on service? And she's like, I'm on dishes. She goes, yeah, me too. So then, I like how Camille walks into the captain's bread. She's like, hey, Cap, this is nice.

Do you like to set up? No. So then, how you doing? Yeah, it's just like really busy. Everyone's tasking me all the time. So then later, Rachel's like, Camille, Camille, um, Camille, Camille Rachel, Camille Rachel, are you able to come down here and finish this over where that you started here?

She's like, I'm on a 30 minute break, has Captain Sandy said too. So I guess I'll come help you in 30 minutes when I'm done. Hmm. So Rachel's doing the, well, I don't know where to put things. So where should I put it? Like, what do I do? What's the spoon?

What's the fork? She's doing that thing where she doesn't know what to do. Like, she's pretending, like, she doesn't know where to put things in. So where should I put it? Like, what do I do? What's a spoon? What's a fork? She's doing that thing where she doesn't know what to do. Like, she's pretending like she doesn't know where to put anything. So that way Camille helps. But then Sandy has heard Camille say that Sandy had put her on on 30 minute naps. So Sandy goes, oh, hey Camille, don't throw me under the bus.

Okay, I just said you can take a break if you're not needed. All right, so get your sali area out of bed and help out in that galley. Ooh, and Kimmyl's like, I see. Well, I'm sorry, I didn't take it that way. Okay, and this is all over the radio. So Rachel's like, yeah, let's attend for awkwardness, fuck. So now, Kimmyl is crying.

She's like, what the fuck? She's not even my department at. I'm gonna lose my shit dude. And Alyssa goes, Alyssa has, everyone's heard this by the way. So Alyssa's somewhere else and she's telling someone. That was the fucking captain. Yo, she's stupid dude.

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I mean, going out with that weird red head and chicken the galley door. Fucking this is like, yes. Yes, exactly. The captain saying you should get some rest is not the same as saying go down for 30 minutes on an official nap That's different So and by the way also Camille was taking a breather while she was in the middle of doing the task What she's supposed to be doing. Let's not forget she was doing dishes and she stepped away to give herself her own break She stepped away literally to go to the bridge and go,

hey, how you like to set up? You school for you? So now, Camille goes crying to Captain Sand to just, I'm sorry for that. And she goes, hey, are you crying? And she just, Camille's like, I did not want to throw you under the bus. I just feel like I'm doing all the bitch work all the time.

Sand to go. So when you were hired, what were you hired as? A text too, but interior seems to be the only one with the weaker links. So she throws the interior under the bus while she's trying to exonerate herself. Well, you know, taking two jobs is not easy. Okay, like for example, I'm the captain of the boat. I also rescue Tom Hanks when his boat gets taken over by pirates. You know what's very difficult. Like I'm a captain, but I'm also in charge of the hug word at

the local hospital, which is right here in my bridge. Need a hug? Hold on. I'm here to give you hugs. I'm your hug Sandy. And Camille, I see you're excited, but I just want you to know the hug word is different from Hogwarts. It's not the same place. I can't even do magic! No, no, and no, and you could put the quidditch down. That's not gonna happen either. Really? Really? The patron is bulls-ing! Like one moment, I'm replying to Hufflepuff, the next minute to slither in like, what the hell? This might be a Hufflepuff deer.

So she's like, you know what would solve this? A schedule. Oh, really, Sandy? No one really ever thought, no one's told Camille what to do. That's a problem. And she's like, yeah, it's just like she's pretty here to feel like this. I'm like, really sorry. And the captain's like, yeah, we'll figure it out. Oh,

by the way, no fresh mouth. No fresh mouth. Please don't do the fresh mouth thing. Like it's so just things it's distracting when you smile in that little white star comes out and goes, it's hard. So now it's night time with the table set up. And by the way, do you remember how Captain Sandy used to be? Wait a minute, where the parades coming through on top of the tables? Now they just throw like some gold things down that she doesn't hate them. So she's like, wow, great setup. This gold table, Matt's. Wow, you dispelence in the Louvre. What a cool table, Matt. Wow, you've just blanched the Louvre. Hey, what?

Those from Tarje, that is nice. So a nice setup there. Wow, beautiful. So Haley and Frazier are setting up the table, preparing for all the Indian food that's about to come through. And Haley is like, oh, I'm going to eat them all and you're going to be disgusted. Have you ever put chicken tikka masala up your vagina? It's delicious. disgusted. Have you ever put chicken teacum masala up your other giant eyes? Delicious. So then Camille, Fraser, Ross and the captain have a meeting and she's like,

now listen, you're on interior full-time now, okay? Oh no, she's just telling Ross, I guess. She's like, you're on interior, I'm gonna keep Camille on interior full-time. I'm gonna go ahead and help with deck. And Ross is like, I've caught plenty of people, he's just telling us. I've got plenty of people on deck. She inhibits us. She's the pain in the arse.

Yeah, so Frazier's the one who's getting screwed because now he's stuck with Camille full time and no one wants her. Okay, she's just like a bag of poop that's on fire that everyone's kicking back and forth because they're too dumb to realize they can just put it in the trash and send it off. So Frazier's like, okay, Camille, can we have a talk?

So what's going on? Like you're clearly not communicating and she's like, well, you're never around me. And I'm always in laundry or Alyssa's telling me what to do and goes, that's not an excuse. If you want to communicate, then you communicate. Yeah, I mean, you give a list of lists me what to do and goes, that's not an excuse. If you want to communicate, then you communicate. Yeah, I mean, you give a list of things to do. And then like, whatever she doesn't want to do,

she makes a mean-o. And he's like, and what's the problem with that? Yeah, it's not fair. And he's like, you're being very immature. I'm being pulled in every direction. It's like, that's called looking on a super yacht. You dumb dumb. You're unhappy when I you're unhappy then I can try to change something before I get sat down with my captain. She goes, so you're

telling me that I can't go to my captain because I'm not telling you, are you fucking mental? She's I don't want to hear that. You're telling me I can't go to my captain because I don't want to hear it. And he's like, what the fuck? And he goes, I literally care about the well-being of my crew. And he tells us, she knows she's not working, she's not looking for structure, she's looking for an excuse to not be called out for not working. So he tells her, listen, I feel a lot of eye roles. And she's, well, I don't feel that way about myself at all. So I'll let you have your opinion of me, but I'm not gonna see it. It's not an opinion.

She's one of these my truth people. Oh, yeah, well that's my truth. No. Hookah, it's not your truth. It's the truth. You broke a glass today. It's not my truth. It's your truth.

You did it. You're an asshole, okay? It's not my truth. You're an asshole. Yeah, this is someone whose parents just did not discipline her ever as a child She is just completely like entitled to whatever and spoiled and You know, she's just a monster on least on society so then Rachel meanwhile was cooking and she goes welcome to hell and

Rachel meanwhile was cooking and she goes, welcome to hell. And now everyone's sitting down and the plates are ready to go. And Camille's just like cleaning. She's cleaning in one of the bathrooms. She's just, again, I don't understand. Coco espresso soup who wants to wash their hands with coffee. I just wrote idiot. Commissions.

Here comes one right now. Come on, Shoe's. Here comes one right now. Um, so she's in a hat and jewels. Is she wearing the guest stuff? I don't know. No, I think because, oh, yes, I don't know. Is she like putting on the guest's clothes while she cleaned the room? I'm not sure. I did not notice. For a moment, I thought like, no, hat was the theme, but that I think there was the night before that she was in a hat So I don't know that this hat, but she is crazy So um, they're sending the food Rachel sending food up and Rachel's talking about how hard it is working with a new captain because you need their acceptance mommy won't you accept me now and Rachel and Frazier are changing and

Frazier tells her you were brought right because he's horrified. He's gonna have to see her boobs because she's just changing jackets She has no anywhere, and he's like go kids are gonna be out There'll be bosoms in the fresh air. I can't help this. He's just really accidentally wearing a sports bra I can't help this. Actually, I'm really accidentally wearing a sports bra. Titties. Oh, but just a look of horror on his face. He was about to see someone's boobs. I know.

So then Mimol had the dinner table. Gigi's telling us something very unsurprising. I love pickleball. I'm hooked. And then this girl Amanda goes, yeah, she puts her pickleball trophies next to her grand slam trophies. Yeah, I have to pickle ball gold medals. I didn't bring those though.

Wow, really? Do you know what I'm saying? Because I got a gold medal for selling a cross eye rack and teaching them how to play pickle board. It's like shuffleboard, bit smaller and with actual pickles, it was fun. He liked that one. Well, where's your gold medals? I want to see him.

If I don't see him, they don't exist. Okay, I'll make that. Well, that was not great thing to say to your captain, but I'll just go back up to my wheelhouse then, okay? So meanwhile, guess who's still complaining elsewhere on the boat? It's Tony. I'm gonna pass out.

Oh my God, I'm gonna pass out. Oh my God, I'm gonna pass out. So then a lady's like, why is someone always on watch? Oh yeah, she's like, yeah, why does someone always have to be on watch? And the captain goes, hey, something you always want to tell the guests of the boat you're captain. Hey, you ever see Titanic? Do you remember when he signed off on watch? And then he left. And remember what happened next? I'll give you a hint. Starts with an eye, ends with suburg. Remember? Remember anything you dim dim? Basically, Gigi Fernandez passed by on one of the only saving boats, not the rest of everybody else died. Love Jane Friedgreen tomatoes, Gigi Fernandez passed by on one of the only saving boats, not the rest of everybody else died.

Love Jane Friedgreen tomatoes, Gigi. Gigi's like, yeah. Wait a second. Titanic is the movie when the boat hit a stack of my gold medals that were floating in the ocean at Sank, right? So then Camille goes to Ben, who is on anchor watch in the bridge. And she's like, I'm going to sit on her seat. She'd be pissed.

She's mad at me right now. He's like, well, I'm glad she's giving you direction. She's like, I cried like three times today. Yeah. So then downstairs, Sandy has, this is Sandy's like first meal with Rachel, I think. So Sandy's like, Rachel with Rachel I think so Sandi's like Rachel I am beyond and I am all beyond I am I am like I am like a life life boat after the Titanic I have gone beyond the original vessel okay I'm like that and okay and it's crazy yeah I'm like, I'm bad math and okay. And it's crazy. Yeah, I am. And so

I'm just like so blessed to have a chef like you on board. Like this is I would give you a standing ovation, but I'm gonna sit here instead. No, I'm not good with compliments. I'm terrible in relationships. I don't know where my life is going. I just try to do a good job. So my mother will love me max Hey question though this dessert was lovely, but where's the mirror glaze? I thought that was sort of the thing that you guys do So Ross is talking to Tony. He's like well, I've done the schedule and we're gonna flip it Tony now You're early up. Oh my god. Thank God. I'm gonna be the first person to see this sunrise I'm back baby Congratulations see the whiner always gets his way so then um

So now Sandy leaves the leaves the table and Alyssa starts cleaning up You know Camille has lots of mess everywhere around the bar. So Alyssa's cleaning up Camille's mess But Camille's just in the wheelhouse because she's brought that coffee to Ben and she's just like not working. And Alissa's waiting for Camille to work, but Camille is just flirting with Ben instead. They're like making out. Yeah. And so Camille like literally wanders back down, just like that, that, that, that, that, walking as slowly as possible. And Alissa's bitching. She's just like, I guess I just have to do what I have to do. I mean, where the fuck is Camille?

And so she sees her and she says, oh, Camille, I didn't realize you didn't do this salon. She says, um, I was making Ben coffee because he's up till two tonight. She's like, well, you can tell Ben to make his own coffee because you're not his mommy until you're off. Okay. Camille goes, I'm gonna do what I please. And then Camille is like, just, you know what, let's say, good a bad. I'm gonna clean this all up, just good a bad.

And then let's go, but it's about the pace. It's what we talked about before. Dear God, you're gonna make me quit this boat. Let's go, we wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind. You're not my baby sister. Please stop. Please!

Please stop! Please stop! Please stop! Baby, why are you so upset? Okay, I'm gonna mark you down as out. And if you wanna be a crazy lady and keep working, go ahead. Night. It's just that every night there's a different issue.

She's like, this is a beautiful. This is a beautiful smile. So now it's 5 a.m. and Tony's back to grunting on the deck, doing his workout, etc. And Ross goes up until Sandy. I'm sorry, I have to say this part. So everyone's getting ready for work, right? And Haley comes out of the bathroom and she says, sorry, I tried to be quiet, but I unleashed like an elephant. What the hell? What the hell?

So good. So I just had to have that part of it near her. She's so crass. Blatulence, it's called Blatulence. So the Ross is the Ross. He's like, I hope you're okay with this. I had a schedule working before this. Tony needs to be on early. The one who was trained to hang up,

psyched down, drag his head under water and waterboard himself last night because he didn't get to yoga in the morning. That's him. Good call there. Good call. And then yoga in the morning. That's him. Good call there. Good call. And then meanwhile, in the galley, Rachel's has to fresher.

I hate everyone right now. And Frasier goes me too darling. So, so she's like, tonight I'm gonna wear a dress that is so pretty. It's gonna be so pretty tonight. And Frasier's like, oh, I'm gonna wear green chasers to match you.

I'm gonna look absolutely awful together. We'll will be a devastating terrible. I hate my life. Great. See you then So now They're hauling anchor and the captain's like smooth. Oh, yes, smooth hit a smooth board So ETA eight minutes and Ben's like captain port Portside 20 feet 15 clothes and we're all gonna die We're all gonna die yeah back to Hennetorgle right in the middle of the soft spot. We made it. Good job everyone. God that was smooth No need to ask I'm a smooth operator Don't don't don't just smooth I'm done, done, done, done, smooth, upper ear, close to close,

Malta to sink in its... So they leave and captain's like, oh my god, it's been so great seeing you. And Gigi's like, oh god, I'm leaving you all a gold medal, just kidding, that's coming with me. So yeah, Gigi, thanks the crew and gives over a tip and Camille is like, I'm more like goodbye. Goodbye, gas hello, alcohol on my right, everyone. Everyone's like, go fuck yourself.

So tip meeting, captains like first and foremost, you guys are excellent at your craft. And you can tell because Gigi gold medal of Maxis Upper Ass for Nantes left us 30 $1,000. Can you believe it? And Tony's like, oh my god, that's more than what most people do in an entire yeah. Yeah. So then Frazier, they did, now they just clean, they clean the boat. Now they start, they dress up to go out, they hop into the vans and they're heading to the restaurant and Ross looks out the window of the van. He goes, that's a bit eerie. There's a graveyard right next to the runway. And then Camille goes, I've actually had sex in a graveyard before.

With a quarterback. Well, that was a real bragging point, Camille. with a quarterback. Well, that was a real bragging point, Camille. I'm going to scare with, I mean, with a scare away all of the spirits. Yeah, no, sorry about that. I can't hold the say-ons. Yeah, they can't hold the say-ons there anymore because no one will talk back.

Would you stand for, would you please leave us alone? Thank you. Rachel is like, God, I really like working with Captain Sandy You know so cool to have a female as an example and Katie's like yeah, it's super empowering in a boy world like normally I'm just like the hot girl like people are like oh my god. She probably can't lift anything She's fucking amazingly hot, you know, so like be able to work with a woman who's like, also thinks that I'm hot, but like, also knows that I'm a girl. It's like everything. God, I'm hot.

I love a girl, Captain. So, now they're at the restaurant, and Camille is just like, ready to get wasted and everything, and do a cheers to an amazing charter, and Camille is just like, now talking to Ben, and she's like, I've just had such great experiences and I'm just kind of ready to share it with somebody. I mean, what's the point of getting kicked out of Catholic school if you're getting kicked out of Catholic school alone?

Am I right? Yeah, and he's like, well, I've been single for years and you're the first girl I've cuddled. Just, oh my God, is this real right now? He's like, not until you break a glass. She's like, break it. And you hit your head on the washing machine door, which is quite amazing since there's not even one here.

Do you want to get married? Yeah, I carry a washing machine door, attached this pole. It's like you're now going to see patients in a hospital walking around with their IV back. Mine's a dryer door. By the way, is that Gigi Finanthus is gigantic time in statement necklace

that you're wearing? Yeah, she loves me. So they start ordering and Ross is like, oh, I'm gonna do all that I physically can, bees and then onto the other things. Yeah, and then he goes, there's an English stereotype that we drink a lot of tea, but we also enjoy drinking considerable amounts of alcohol. I'm like, really hadn't heard that before.

Yeah, nobody knows about that. Wow, no one's ever heard of an English pub. So, what? English people drink booze and lots of it. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's nuts. Next thing you're gonna say, they're all buttoned up, stiff upper lip, etc.

I was like, we may work hard, but some of these kids do not know how to play hard. Could you stop saying hard? Okay, guys. I know. I know. After raised 14 times a day, just cut it. Well, you know, it's like I always say, work hard, fondle hard. You know what I'm saying? So, so then, Kayleigh is trying to, trying to give some, some advice to Camille about like, you know, like just trying to sort of proper up a little bit because Camille's basically

complaining. And she's like, listen, Camille, you know, you're good at service, you're good at people, the way you scowl at them and then cry and then break a glass into the thigh and then complain about everyone else. That's good. Those good people's skills. Keep it up. Yeah, but it's like a hard right now

because I'm like a madam of the bearer all. It's like it's four weeks. Now you can do it. I mean, come on. And she tells us, maybe Camille's a little confused about whether she's a gastron employee. But when she doesn't realize is we're on a floating prison. All right. Make a shake after a toothbrush. Fuck it all, Nav. Squrap some toilets and get on with it. What are you

gonna do? I mean, if you're at the bottom of the barrel, you might as well roll with it, isn't that what barrels do? So now they get into their vans, a head back. And Tony is like having this whole thing in the car where he's like, you got to turn the AC down because everyone's nipples are going to be hard and then the girls get in there like, can you turn the KC down? He's like, see, I told you, there are nipples are hard. So now they go home and someone goes, you going on the hot tub phrase, you're gonna be like, no, I'm hideously fat. So he goes to bed. He was like a tongue depressor. And Camille is doing that terrible twerk in the mirror.

I don't even want to call it a twerk. I don't know what to call it, but are terrible, cat ass scratching a post. And then Ross is dancing on the hot tub all wasted. And Ben and Camille are making out. And Ross is watching them creepily, and then he slowly starts swimming over to Camille. She's like, why are you bubbling over to me?

And he's like definitely too handsy. And then Katie just leads. She goes, I feel like this is a sequence of the ross. He goes out, get drunk. And then like you're acting ridiculous, like touching everyone. I'm like fucking over it. And so I know it.

I'm like, it is a sequence, which is why you're making it. You're making it. But you should stop haggin' around for the bad things. You're fucking for the bad things Yeah, I just scream at her cuz I'm like get It's like yeah, and then you're so I mean it's like a thing that he does

I cannot wait tomorrow until he says I'm sorry and I said on the stop again. We make out more It's like Katie come on So then Ben and Camille retire to the bedroom where they have like Rabbit sex. It's just like the they fall on bang. Yeah, he's like, oh yeah, oh yeah, what was that? Oh, sorry, it's broke a glass in here. I'll throw that around. Sorry. So in the morning, Tony working out. Yeah. And so then Ben is like Ben is telling Ross that he was kind of aggressive in the hot tub and everything. So Ross pulls aside Katie and Cam. I think I keep calling her

Cam. Camille. And she's not a Cam, she's 100% not a Cam. She goes, so listen, this thing, I don't know, I guess I, but I wasn't in the best, best of states last night, I hope I didn't upset or offend anyone. And they're like, Katie was like, oh no, you were just hands in a forceful way. I'm like, yeah, I know. I was like, well, if anyone was upset or offended and

came across, well, in the moment, yeah, he's like, okay, okay, he's like, I choose to move forward and to move on. More on your fucking more on. So the cable, yeah, you know, ah, so then Frazier is talking to Haley and she's like, where's your head? Actually, at the moment, not Mama, Jaina. I don't tell you that much. Frazier is talking to Haley and she's like where's your head at? It's like at the moment not Mama Jaina. I'm telling you that much.

Well, she woke up herself and then Alyssa's like, Camille, Camille, Alyssa, Camille, Camille, Alyssa. Where did you want this, booze? Camille's like, I don't have time for this shit. I can't take it. Alyssa's like, Camille, Alyssa, because she keeps calling her. So Camille goes, wait a second. And Sandy hears and goes, fuck.

Hey, Camille Camille. Can you meet me on the bridge? Oh, let me rephrase that. Can't you meet me on the room that the captain stands in? Because I know she's going to be looking for bridges all over this boat. Now listen, Camille. I've had lots of conversations with you and I heard the radio call with the Lissa. And you know what I don't want from you? Fresh.

Fresh. Okay, let me ask you a question. This works. This works with everybody. Are you in it to win it? Win what? In it. Win what? It. What?

You in it to win it, it rhymes. Yeah, look at it. Look at the scary clown on the drain. No. This is literally the first time that this hasn't worked. Wow, what is it? What do you win? Got these are valid questions.

However fresh, fresh breath. You've got one more charter. So don't get fired. Frazier, Frazier, come to the bridge. And come here, like, fine. Oh! Oh! Oh, please.

Crying like a baby. Crying like a baby. So Pratt, like, where's her attitude now? And she's like, I can't do this anymore. So Sandy tells Frazier, hey, I want to know the minute she does push back. And if she isn't 100%, oh shit, she's already back here. Oh my God, that wasn't even,

I meant the minute after I'm done with my sentence. She's already pushing back. Yeah, I want to know if there's push back because the second that happens, she's gone. And then Camille saw me. I don't really even understand. Like how does she even act like she knows what's going on? Am I going crazy? Am I like losing my mind? Maybe I just haven't inflated Egor or something and that's too big for this vote. Yes, welcome to reality, you little dick. Have you ever

been outside your house? You sack and your parents who told you you're the prettiest girl in the room and you can get anything you want fucking lied to you just like the rest of the good parents in the world did get the fucking work grow up my god please don't leave this show because you're hilarious I know so then like she's like she's sobbing she's in the room she goes another room to cry or to go to the bathroom or something and Alyssa goes into into the first room the initial room she starts doing, she's in the room, she goes to another room to cry or to go to the bathroom or something and Alyssa goes into the first room the initial room She starts doing hospital. She's taking actually taking off sheets from the bed and so Camila comes back and she's like, oh, I'm done I'm serious like get out. Please get out. Please get out Alyssa goes um go cry in a different room

Please I beg you I'm just sitting here. She's like, babe, I'm pulling Captain Sandy C. It's a Morgan, you gotta leave. And then it's just like to be continued, which is my- You don't own me. My theory is that a list is gonna go tell Frazier about this meltdown and Sandy's gonna be like, you know what, I'm not gonna even wait another charter.

Good bye. Yeah, I think she's gone. I think she's gone and right away. Because right before we leave, Fraser, you see Fraser saying, quite frankly, I'm happy with my team of three to Captain Sandy, so. Well, three and a half,

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