Watch What Crappens - BelowDeck: Brandy, You're A Fine Girl

Episode Date: October 22, 2019

This week on "Below Deck," Kevin makes the fatal error of getting on Kate's bad side. Plus, charter guest Brandy goes on an epic bender that leaves her partially zombified. We're recapping all of it on today's show! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, how, Ben. Howdy. Well, it's Tuesday and you know, Tuesdays on the podcast tend to be the day when we announce new shows. And guess what? We have a new show to announce for watch a crap ends. We're going band. Where we going? We're going someplace. We've never been before okay someplace. I've never been but a but to a state that I've actually really would like to go to okay Are you ready? Me where it is? Yeah me? I've never been to me and I still have not still no plans to go to me No plans here's a hint. I just ate a Pr me and I still have no plans to go to me. No plans. Here's a hint, I just eat a pringle and it reminded me of what the city is because it was salty. How about this?

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Sorry, I had my mic muted. That's why you went because I'm still wrestling around in bed. Everybody also go get t-shirts. We've got our Shannon Bedore bowl on the head t-shirts, Shannon bowl door, and we've got a dork shirt and a twerp shirt and a if life gives you tacos, make taco solid shirts from Real Housewives of Dallas. So go check this out and thank you for being here with us. Kay. Yeah, today we are really excited because we are talking below deck. And I'm very excited because I think I've mentioned on the podcast,

but actually next week, I'm going to Thailand for gay wedding. So this show, I cannot believe that. It's so crazy. I'm going to Thailand for gay wedding. So this show... I cannot believe that. It's so crazy. I'm so scared. This show has gotten me very excited for it because my goodness, the B-roll on this show, just gorgeous. Just the shots, these islands and the ocean.

I am so excited. It's because the wedding is going to be in Fouquet. I'm also very scared. I'm scared that I'm going to wind up like brandy just rolling around in like a drunken Sunstroke state I mean Brandy makes every every drunk feel better. I have to say I watch this now It's like I do not feel bad at all like I'm actually good, you know, yeah

Yeah, yeah, I know I this is I mean we've seen a lot of drunks on the blow deck Extended universe, but this is she is she might we've seen a lot of drunks on the Blow Deck extended universe, but this is, she might be taking the cake, because here's the thing, we normally see people who are really drunk and we've seen people who get so wasted for like a night, but she is just like wasted and she's writhing and it's all over her face, like she gets blotchy

and she's like, full, I mean, just the best. Yeah, this girl is like in a constant overdose. Like, she's always overdosing, but she never does. It's weird. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's not easy, you know, without an ending. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it Ben. My very first note was Brandy as a disaster. My first note is Brandy passed out sobbing on couch.

Ha ha. Yeah. She's basically, she has just gotten onto the boat. Everyone has just gotten onto the boat. And she is now on the on this couch, passed out her nose is red, her lips are red, and not like normal red, they're like, like she was just sucking on like a lollipop but she wasn't because she's just drunk and her hair is being like sucked up into the air conditioner and she's just lying there waiting for Zool to possess her body. You know? Yeah. And at the beginning of every episode now because you know I have a problem. I write down names is what I was going to say but I have a problem remembering people's names for a while, and then by the end I get it, and then they change the cast.

So I wrote down all the names, but I wrote down, Kate, well done, no, who Kate is. Kevin, Ashton, Simone, Rabbi Brian, court, cap. Now how is that gonna help me? Rabbi Brian, Ronnie, really, it's Abby, okay? Like if I hadn't concentrated, I would have been like, who I hadn't concentrated I would have been like who is Rabbi Brian I would have spent the rest of this recap being like

who the fuck is Rabbi Brian I would not put a pass below Dr. Cass someone who used to be a Rabbi but now wants to be Yadi well in Seathehriger I in Seathehriger I went to Miss Chifer lived in my cough for many years and then I decided to join the Jewish seminary and then now I was a Rabbi and then I decided to join the Jewish Seminary and then now I was a rabbi and then I decided that did not give me what I needed so I decided to become a yachty. I haven't thought about my Yomuka one time in 20 years and suddenly my Yomuka's gonna sink this boat. I'm gonna say something about that. I would love it if there were just like a rabbi crew member that would just like make me so proud.

Well we have rad by brion okay so welcome to the cast rad by brion. I am. Uh so anyway so so Brandy is like passed out and and a mess and someone's like someone needs to hold on to her you know and uh k i mentioned this last week but it was still funny this week was that this woman literally looks like Demon is about to come out of her and Kate just goes after Tora and goes, so would you like a bottle of water or anything? No, how could you smother? Yeah, I'll do that I know you're filming at the mouth like you may actually have some Thai rabies, but maybe would you like some palakgrino? Yeah, Kate is the extra-sist.

Um, how the little girl. Um, Satan, would you like to come out of this little girl? No, okay, that's great. Okay, well I know that you probably enjoyed spinning pea soup over everything, but it's really not productive and it would just be for creeps. Um, calling your mother a stupid whore probably wasn't the best choice, but I support it, okay? I support that. I'm not gonna say that the whore. Probably wasn't the best choice, but I support it. Okay, I support that.

I'm not gonna say that the power of Christ compels you, but I will say you're making a scene. So, you're making a scene. Oh, you're making a scene. And it's throwing everybody off because this girl's not just drunk. She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, What the hell is going on with this girl? She's like a haunted house in woman form.

Everything is wrong and I've just never seen a human being ride like that on a yacht. And then there's a girl, one of the friends. I just was calling her purple Her name ended up being Megan, but I called her purple forever because she's that kind of she's that kind of person He's like, you know what my thing's gonna be wearing purple. I'm always gonna wear purple. That's my thing. Okay Yeah, she's like I'm basically like the prince of this yacht if you know what I'm saying. Yeah, so yeah So she they were all kind of like messy, but this brandy was, I actually don't even think they know who brandy is. Because last season, Helen and her husband were on this weird charter where no one seemed

to know who they were. It kind of felt like the leftovers of casting, they just cobbled them together to make a charter. And so this season, I was like, okay, Helen got to do her own proper charter. Helen, I should say, is the primary who was the one who was in love with Adrian. And it seems like they don't know who Brandy is. It seems like Brandy got attached to them. It's almost like when you go on a roller coaster, and like, there's your group of five,

and you get like put in like the space of the whole six people, and they put a random in the six seat. It's almost like that's who Brandy was. Yeah. She took the six feet. It's almost like a two brandy was. Yeah. She took the singles lane. Then purple's like she's a massive little hurt. So I'm like, you're slurring while you call someone a best, my kind of girl. So Kevin is downstairs, you know, Kevin's in asshole. He is. And he becomes even more of an asshole in this

episode. But dammit, he makes very pretty food. I'm enjoying his spring roll, his spring roll folding. I was thinking, what, I'm going to watch some YouTube, so learn how to do that one day. I know I love, I'm enjoying his spring roll folding. I was like, you know what? I'm gonna watch some YouTube, so learn how to do that one day. I know, I love actually making those spring rolls. I used to do them with my friend Sylvia a lot. And you know, and you eat them, they're easy to do, and they taste fresh, and you feel great about yourself.

It's like a little burrito. It's like a clear little burrito, you know? But I don't, I've watched a tutorial one time, and I didn't make them because you buy the thing, and then you put it in water, and like you soak it, and I didn't make them because you buy the thing and then you put it in water and like You soak it and I didn't like that part. So I'd never made them. I don't know about me Because I like me thinking of people putting their fingers over the thing because that thing's kind of sticky and then People's finger juice sticks to the thing and I was like that's gross, but

Anyway, that's not their hair. You have to work it because I think you would really enjoy making some fresh spring rolls for yourself. Yeah, I'm really I'm really invigorated to make spring rolls. So he's making spring rolls. Yeah, so that's fine. I was about to. I didn't mean to cut you off. Go ahead. No, I don't think anyone really wants to hear about how I had a period of time where I was really intent on learning how to properly roll up a redo. And I went through several YouTube tutorials. You know who's best at rolling burritos? People with babies. Because that's how you get a baby to go roll up burrito and I went through several YouTube tutorials. You know who's best at rolling burritos? People with babies. Because that's how you get a baby to go to sleep.

You roll in in a burrito. Like you have to learn proper burrito rolling to get the baby to sleep. Mothers make the best burritos. You know what? Actually always impress me. If you ever go to a Chinese restaurant and you order either mushu dish or you get paking duck. So those are dishes that they put the food onto like a flower pancake and a lot of places the waiter will like do it for you and they are able to assemble it with spoons. And like I feel like a burrito or if you're just doing a standard wrap like you put the stuff in the middle and you have to grab it and flip it and all that stuff it seems like something that like you really need hands for. So I'm always

impressed when waiters at Chinese restaurants can do those wraps with their, they can do it all with spoons. Like that is amazing. I envy that. Actually, all I'm thinking about is someone doing that to a baby, like flipping a baby around into spoon and trying to get it to go to sleep and blanket. It's just disturbed me. So thanks. Okay, thanks for being with this, this episode. We're out of here. Yeah, I'm just so hungry right now. So I'm dying for some peaking duck. Okay, so Kevin makes some spring rolls. Okay, Kevin, take, take, Kevin, take, take, Kevin, take, take, Kevin. And Helen is up there with her guests and she's like, oh, Richard brought the handcuffs in case we need them. Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, everyone just barfs all at once. So, yeah, Kevin is like pestering Kate for service. When she's doing the tour, she's with the primaries, okay. And she's also the chiefs too. Like, how about you call for maybe some of the other stews who might be available, but he's like very antsy to get these spring rolls out because God forbid Spring rolls fresh spring rolls like they I don't know what are they gonna do like Melt I don't know like they're fine. Those are that's food. Yeah, they're summer roll. They're gonna turn into fall rolls

These are mouth fall rolls, okay, they're falling edge Get them out now this may be naive of me. I'm just coming up with this theory right now. But like, you know, like a fresh spring roll, that is a, that is like a food that like is common to Southeast Asia. I'm assuming it was, I'm assuming it is because I've never been to Southeast Asia, at least not yet. But like, I have a feeling like it's done really well on Southeast Asia. It'll probably be fine to last five minutes.

I think it's like maybe one of the reasons why it's become like an enduring staple or part of the menu is that like maybe because it can hold up to temperatures for five minutes. Kevin. Kevin. There's a lot of that in the set of set. Actually, Kevin. I like Kevin. I'm so, uh, Kevin's like girls, I need solid, let's play.

I've been working in private yachts for years. The service needs to reflect a standard, including it is just pathetic. All right, Kevin, keep calm down over there. Yeah, calm down, you made spring rolls, okay? Yeah, congratulations, getting your finger juice on the fucking spring roll thing. You're who I'm talking about.

Yeah, Kevin, Jesus. So Jesus, Mr. Dolbson. So then we cut back to Brandy, who's on the couch, alone in this room, and she's just like muddling into the pillow. She's like, I was gonna try to get it off the bun. What was happening to this woman? I was gonna try to get that get it off the bun Happening to this woman. Yeah, I was gonna try to get off the bun So then the captain's like all right everyone in position about a stern

We're satan right now now Helen get your finger out of my butt hole. How about attacking about that? I read the literal bad of the stir Jesus Christ. Oh Jesus. Oh God. Who gave Helen a radio? Adidas your radio Helen got the radio Oh God who gave hell in a radio? Adidas your radio Helen got the radio There's who's how loving the radio all right All right, so okay someone get that away from Helen Why do I hear inside of stomach? All right? The Kellen has now put the radio inside of her. Can we get the god damn radio out of Helen? Oh god. So Kate finally she's done with the

tour so she goes into the galley to get the spring rolls and you know, Kevin's based like, so Kate's like, I have some list of things I want to do. Like to have a meeting with that Kevin, calling me for service while I'm doing the yacht tour. I think for Kevin's service as a code for attention. Mm-hmm. Uh, so then the roles are finally served. And then Richard, you know, our shirtless Harry bear is up there being served. By court.

And I was like, wow, you know, when people say, and finally, I got to see myself representing on television. I was like, well, there it is. Thanks, Richard. I love the look on Courtney's face while she was serving him because he was shirtless and he had like a full on like coat of like winter bear hair. And he's like taking these spring rolls and she is just like,

winsing and trying to like pull her head back away from him. She's like, you know, you know, and like, she's like that the whole, I mean, I love Courtney because she's like that with everything and she's especially like, oh, gross. Yeah. Yeah. And Kate's like, well, I hope that Helen loves Kevin's food as much as she'd love Adrian's because if that's attention, if that's attention that Kevin wants, I've got the perfect person for him. And then we just cut attention that Kevin wants, uh, have got the perfect person for him.

And then we just cut the hell on eating going, oh, oh, yeah. Yeah. Ah. And then her friend goes, I love penis sauce. Okay, you two. So then meanwhile, Brandy back on the couch is like, I guess, uh, Courtney and Ashen are sort of like in the, they're passing through the room and Brandy starts barking at them and she's like, just so you guys know,

I paid for everything. I paid for everything, not Jeff, not Jeff, I paid for everything. Where are you going, listen to me, I paid. I want to know where this bell is going. Where we get to Switzerland, ring that bell three times so I can scape in darkness And Cornie's just laughing. Oh, yeah, she's like girl's so gross. Yeah, she's like real affectional I've never seen anything like brownie before yeah You hear me while my I've heard everything everything and then we start the mic drama of today.

We're radio drama because Abby is keying her mic, which I guess means pressing the button down on her mic. So all everybody here is like, ah, right. And they're trying to figure out who's doing it. Yeah, because I guess when one person's doing it, then like, no one else can do it, right? Or something like, I'm assuming it's something like that.

Yeah, it shuts down communication for the whole boat yeah damn communication all right yeah god damn it so she's starting to fudge with it and the meantime Kevin is he's he asked Simone in the kitchen he's like oh I need small plates for the guests and Simone's like well how many do you need and he goes how many guests do we have I, there's not a lot going on upstairs with that one. And then he drops the knife on the floor. Yeah. He also starts his musical episode. He's like doing his own musical episode over there, Kevin.

He's just singing everything. So it's the jobs in the musical. Yeah, Jesus missed it all, but now I pooped on myself again. So Abby's changing and Everything's really going awkward or hey wire with Abby today. She's not having this Everyone's complaining about everything with her. She can't do anything right or she can't seem to do anything right You know and I kind of feel for her But it's also really fun watching someone break down so quickly because usually it takes like a season

Yeah, and it's been like, like the first charter was like perfectly fine. So the fact that she's just having a breakdown, basically over nothing, it's really fun. I like that. I like that. I like that. Like an unprompted breakdown. Yeah. So Kevin, Kate's basically like everyone's wasted so good luck with that, Jeff. And he says and he says oh god They're all wasted. Everything needs to be extra seasoned. I need to make everything spicy and salty Not much is gonna get past that palette after the 40th mega reader They're gonna want it drenched in flavor. I'm like yeah, it should be drenched in flavor. It's food Yeah, and also like when you're drunk. That's like when everything tastes the best. So like, what is he talking about? Yeah, I don't know.

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So then how on and purple come into the captain's room and basically just assault the captain? Yeah, he just looks despondent, he's just up there and he looks sad. He's like, oh well, I'll just up here in the wheelhouse alone. I can't help but feel like maybe downstairs someone is drenching something with flavor Flavor town. Oh god. Oh god. The women are here. And so they like surround him and Helen's like Captain Lee. He's like Zeus on the water. He's just like the Zeus. He's like the Zeus, he's like the water version of Zeus. I'm like

Poseidon Neptune. Yeah, the Zeus of the seas. I was like, well, you know, you got past one of the books, you know. So then they're giggling and purples putting your hands all over the captain. And I just I wrote this is like watching Marches, Marches Simpson sisters like go after a cigarette, you know They're just like both rubbing it like too not smoking Yeah, yeah purple what was her name again her real name again Megan Megan her hand is like she's all over him And then her hand just basically starved to drift down to his ass her hand is on captain these ass And he's like I got more fingerprints on my ass than the FBI So apparently if the eye hasn't asked more fingerprints on my ass than the FBI.

So apparently FBI hasn't asked his fingerprints on it. So that's that. Because someone bailed my ass out, please. My ass is in prison. He's gonna get some bail out, all right. Yeah. And then when they leave, Megan gives Captain Lee a kiss on the cheek and she's like, you're a really good person. Thank you. I'm like, he just stood there like a terrified bunny while you molested him. Yeah. So then the kitchen, Kate's telling everyone, I'm afraid next time I go out there, Megan's going to be giving the captain a

bledge on. So they call for service and it's time to feed people. And then we get our favorite Brandi alone on the couch going, who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Yeah, right.

You guys stop. You guys stop the dance, what? Like what? So, yeah, so basically they serve lunch and Kevin has this giant hunk of meat, which actually looks delicious, and he's slicing it, and Helen's like, Mmm. Mmm. giant hunk of me, which actually looks delicious and he's slicing it and Helen's like, mmmm.

Oh. He can slice and dice like da da da. I'm not going to finish that soon, so I'm just going to keep moaning. Zeus is the Seas. Zeus. Mmm. So then she's eating corn on a stick and she's like, mmmm. Mmm.

And Purple's like, yeah, I always tell him like you're having an orgasm. She's like, this is a food orgasm for sure. Um, you guys ready on the stern? But he doesn't hear any response. So he's like, God damn it. Somebody's got the goddamn mic key. How many goddamn stunts do I have to say to that? Anybody?

Anybody hear that? Ah, geez. This is really aggravating the shit out of me. So of course it's Abby who has, is just like walking around clutching her, her radio and I guess and therefore pressing the mic down. Maybe she's just like really, she's treating it like a stress ball and just like squeezing it so hard.

So now I can get through. She's white meckling it. Yeah. And so Tanner tells us like what he gives us. He shows us what King the radio is. It's literally, I thought it was maybe something like a setting. And he's like, nope, all this is you. Push your finger on the button, see?

It's really not that hard. Key, not key. Key, not key. And he always doing is like taking his finger off the radio. I was like, it's true. It is really simple for her to fix that. Yeah. So then Kevin is like, Kate, let's look at the radio. I was like, it's true. It is really simple for her to fix that. Yeah. So then Kevin is like, Kate, let's look at the last sec. Hi, Kevin. So I think tonight with

the fish, I didn't get fish for him. We're gonna just see who played a fish. And she's like, I'm just saying like tonight's a seafood of Stravaganza, so it's night one. So, Cornies like, um, if it were going, if I were going to have a seafood ishravaganza, I would want towers of seafood, all of it. Towers, two towers, low to the ring towers, but made a seafood. Towers were there.

I would want like more than just fish. Yeah, like all of the fish. I like all of the fish. Lobster on lobster on lobster. I want to tell off lobsters. I want them to look like ac like all of the fish. I'm like all of the fish. Lobster on lobster on lobster. I want to tell you how I've lobsters. I want them to look like acrobats at the circus, balancing to the top of the tent, but it's all lobsters. It's a sea-fidget-straving ounce, okay, the clues in the name. I want to see ram against those shrimp bowls. I want to see, I want to see a bowl of oysters. I want to see, I want to see every plate of this

boat filled with ink from the sea. Okay, now how you want to do a play the dinner That's only because you forgot the seafood Towers of towers Clems Towers of towers tower faulty Towers of Clems so Brandi's wandering around the boat going I want him a lipstick Of course so Brandy's wandering around the boat going I want him a lipstick Where's my room? I want him a lipstick. Hey come back here and Brian It's just she starts following Brian and he's just running away from her shit Yeah, she literally says hey get back here. It wasn't just like a

Frodo Kim Richard she was hey get hey, get back here. Get back here. He's like, called, that goes really unbalanced. If anything, she makes me want to stop drinking, just kidding, that'll never happen, but still. She was really interrupting my tour of studies. So, uh, the, so now it's like, anchor time and Captain Lee is just looking at Abby's giant mane of Pixar hair and he's like, you know what? That hair's gonna get caught in something and when it does it's not gonna be pretty, okay?

It's gonna be painful, it's gonna be like hair, you know what I'm gonna be hearing about it's gonna be here and a vice, yeah. So he's already got it, he's already, he's thoughts on Abby already. Yeah, and he calls the crew to the wheelhouse. And he's like, all right, crew, line up. The priority in the line. Line up better. All right, you listen to your radios.

You hear that? Beep, you hear that? Beep. He just does it to everyone's head. You hear that? Where, you hear that? Burp. Yeah, that's what it sounds like.

When you hear radio, may I hear you're radio may you hear this? Ah, you hear this You hear that You hear that? That's what happens when you hell in the microphone. I don't want king or hell. I mean I'm just goddamn microphone And I like have to leave like he was like you know, I told him last time Then if I have to call them up again they're gonna get their ass kicked. This isn't gonna be pretty. This is gonna be one angry,

angry meeting. I'm gonna kick all their asses and happy is like I'm so sorry and he goes it's okay kiddo. Got her. Got her. I know it's not an intentional mistake but meanwhile be more conscious because if Chatsdan are on the boat, and if I don't have communication on the boat, I can't say, You're doing a great job, kiddo, keep it up. If there's no communication on the boat, I can't say somebody say me from fucking hell him. So Abby is like, um, I went from never using a radio in my life to now wanting to like I went from never using a radio in my life to now wanting to like Create a lit and bottle feed it and keep it from running away from me. I mean

These radios hate me and I hate them. I'm like, wow. Is that an insight into how you'll be a mother? Yeah, welcome welcome to new motherhood. I know be careful No, so oh mom motherhood God, I remember when I had my first. So then Simone is ironing and Kate comes down. I'm like, oh my God, Simone, Simone, you're so good at laundry. Thank you so much for being so good at laundry. You're wonderful. It's just because no problem. I'll drop the iron again a bit.

I'll call it before it drops on the floor. And Kate just looks at the wall like She caught an iron I know I'm not on the office, but I have to look at the camera like I'm Jim Helper right now. I can't Because you have to stop like she just caught the iron what is she talking about Please tell me you did not use your hands Oh, dude, it's not like smoke in here for a while, but it's fun. Oh So I have the same iron. I was like very proud. I had iron pride. I was like that's my iron Wow, yeah, I do not have an iron. There you go. There you go everybody. It probably explains a lot

So someone's like she's like I grew up in a very academic family. I love bath and I made it in it. It's when I do laundry I plan it. It's like equations in my head But I hope to be involved more service, so I don't want to be a one trick pony If I have three shirts that need to be ironed in 10 minutes How much allo will I need when I drop an iron on my foot? I've got it a train running backwards at 50 miles an hour. That's it I've got a train running backwards at 50 miles an hour. That's it. So then Kevin and Courtney are in the kitchen and he's doing his Kevin musical.

He's like, my idea is all flowing to me. They're flowing. Just what are they? He's like, I haven't got many. I'm not going to lie. What about crab? You have crab, towers of crab. All I'm saying is that.

I've got an idea for you, all of it. How about that? So they're getting coolers back to do a picnic. And so some of the crew's doing that. And the captain pulls Ashton aside, and he goes, Ashton, have abs. And then he paused. And I was like, Jesus, I would cry if someone just told me that. Like Ronnie, come here. Hey, Ronnie, come here. How do you talk to have

abs? All right. Passion probably really went through. He's like, but Captain, I thought I did. Oh, no, I'm not catching salt captain. No one has bigger abs than they kept in. So he's like, uh, all right, have abs. Hold her hair back in a ponytail. Cause if that gets caught in something somewhere something that's going to be very painful. Appreciate him. How you're doing great kid. I love you kiddo. So, uh, meanwhile, we know that Kate absolutely despises Kevin because as we've said many times, the Kate hates you the nicer she is to

So she's like so chef tell me about how you started your career. Yeah, so I can use it against you later Please tell me It's like well I was the place clown I pretty much went to school just for the free food and I was playing rugby But I apparently got too many concussions, which is why I dropped five knives on my foot the other day Not as bad dropping an ironing you know what I'm saying Anyway, all my family my dad was a a cook, my brother was a cook,

my mom was a baker, my aunt was a baker. I had a great granddad on the Titanic. He was a baker. He was also in charge of Iceberg, duty. Don't know what that means for me, but, you know. Great grandfather, chef on the Titanic. And she goes, oh, does that mean you're a're great great great great granddad went down with the Titanic? He's like it does

That's a lot What I also liked was that as he told these anecdotes about his like you know schooling and his family cake just keeps going oh my god Wow wow wow wow Oh Oh wow That almost makes you interesting. Wow. Look, I'm taking basically everything that, how I'm saying, when she eats the food, but I'm taking all the tone and feeling out of it. Okay. Wow. Wow. Wow. We can't wait to face time. Wow. From my bed, later tonight, I'm all about this fascinating, fascinating story.

So Ashton comes up to Abby and he's like, it's toy a hair back. And she's like, this is when she's like, oh my god, I've never thought about my hair in the past two years. But now everybody's like playing me the boat going down on my hair. I mean, rad dick.

Yeah. And then she walks to the kitchen. And as she's walking through the kitchen, Courtney is complaining in the background, she goes, did somebody get Gorgon solo on my feet? Oh my God, I've never felt so seen. I didn't hear that that's funny. Yeah. And then, and then as she walks by, Kevin's like, oh, Abby, I know that you've probably never thought about your hair On the past two years of voting, but you almost got your hair in the horse radish

Both way rabbi rabbi Brian keep your yarmulka at of the horse radish all right The hair in the horse radish. I just love that there was like this tandem issue with Gorgonzola and horse radish happening all at once I know I love that the crisis of the crisis on this season so far is like some pretty girls hair Like oh there's a hair in the horse radish deer laws are deer laws are so the ladies get well everybody gets on the tender to fish I guess the ladies are just most most notable notable at the beginning but they're getting on the tender to go fishing for their dinner and Brandy's like, Hey, I'm there. Where are you doing? It's the elevator. Yeah, Ash, it's like we're going fishing. Brandy's like, where? I'm like in the sea. That's all around this boat wouldn't even wear. We're going to Maine, by

the way. Taking the tender to Maine. She tells Ashton, can we go into the water? What are you taking me into the water? He's like, they is Brian, he'll do it. And then one of the ladies does like a back flip off the tender into water, but it's like a, she gets like about three quarters around and then just belly flops the rest of the way.

And then Brandy has to go in with a life jacket because she's so like out of it, you know, so she's just floating there and how I guess, full speed ahead, let's leave her. So then the captain goes to check in with the kitchen and he's like, hi, hey, Kevin, what's the plan if they don't catch anything? But and he goes, I don't know. Okay, what's the plan? And they all start laughing like too hard.

Yeah, and she's like, I think everyone's joking like he's only gonna Cook with a catch because even if they do catch something it'll only be something to the you know add to the extravaganza like you know, you have to have extra To put that the Laganza, okay, you got it. Yeah, you gotta have like govaganza Okay, you gotta yeah, you gotta have a good VAMSA you probably The kids that begin bring just any letter at this point will just sell for an X T R a V H E a and Z or an A. We'll take any part of it. Yeah So yeah, yeah, we're back to the fishing and

Brandy is like stuff like Ash Ash and Brian are stuck with brandy and she's like, are you guys single? You know I'm available I'm a cool girl. Yeah, you see that. I'm a cool. I'm actually a little cool girl Wow, and then she falls over And then Helen catches a fish and it's a huge eel and I really hate when people do this like oh my god I got a fish neck. I'll just let it go and And then they cut the line. Like, wow, that's so sweet. That's so sweet. Now, thanks for being so compassionate. That fish is, you know, that poor eel.

That poor eel, now has a very edgy piercing and goes back to its eel friends. And they're like, are you like emo now? I was like, no, I just got caught. Oh my God, you're really trying so hard. Gosh, Brian has changed so much. Oh my God, Brian, what are you gonna open a brew renex? Oh, let me hear you talk about like Mumford and Sons.

Oh wow, edgy. Hey guys, I'm gonna start a Kickstarter. So Brian can afford a tattoo of bacon. Oh, hey Brian, I love your asymmetric new hairstyle. Wow, should we go listen to some like vintage blink 182? You're so edgy Guys, I swear to you Brian used to trim his armpit hair But now he's got a hook in his nose. So yeah, Brian thinks he's the first one to install it quickly figure out learn about the cars Wow, yeah, my god, guess what Brian stopped listening to his iPod and now he's on two records. Wow. Oh wow. Sorry Brian

I am not current on flea bag. Sorry Because you know Brian the edgy eel is like have you watched the bag yet? edgy eel is like have you watched the bad guy? Although the funny thing is that he's not edgy. He's accidentally edgy. They're just all projecting the something. Yeah, I know. He's like actually done nothing but been victimized shunned by the eels. He's been victimized. He has the same name as also a deckhand, which is nice. And the rabbi. So which is nice. And the rabbi. So then Kate's talking to Kevin and she's like, do you think the fact that they're gone a long time is good or bad? It all comes down to this

radio call. Let's wait for it. Estonation Kate. Estonation Kate. We're coming back. We only got a neo and Kevin's like fuck me Yes, but we let it go and Kate's face just gets like so-k and then she just turns the Kevin and goes nothing Like it's on you extravaganza by all have fun with your Vaganza, okay Me well by the way we should mention that brandy on the boat was going, I'm fine. Just get away from me. I'm fine. So they've returned and let's going on. Tennis.

Oh, hey, hey, how's it going, home girl? I don't know. Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. Then we get clips of everybody thinking she's an idiot. And it's like, listen, look, you're just not used to yapping, all right? Slow it first. Look, just relax. When I first got into it, I had no idea.

I didn't even know how to tie a tie. Sometimes I still don't. Like, probably. This shows really lucky that a boat hasn't actually sunk yet. I know, it's just very true. So then back up at the kitchen, Kevin is attempting to do this Seafood Extravaganza. He's got 16 shrimp, some lump crab from a can, which is a big no-no on most bravoshos.

A few small pieces of snapper and some frozen muscles, also a huge no-no almost as bad as frozen scallops. So this extravaganza is a disaster. Yeah, this is not going well. And the captain is going to be eating with them tonight. Yeah. So then Kevin goes, oh, gold and the captain sitting sitting in tonight. And then it cuts to the captain blow drying his hair in front of a window. And he goes, oh, right then.

I already then. Well, I'll tell you one thing. Happy may have all the hair, but I have all the looks. So then, uh, sorry, whatever, sorry for whatever is about to happen to you. But, yeah, so Kevin's barking at the stews to get plates organized and Courtney's like There should be a tower of like clams muscles and shrimp big fish small fish I mean, but jellyfish on there. I mean I eat sea food extravaganza spy weekly, so I know what it is. Okay towers a fish I want to I want to just say that for the rest of my life. I eat safe food extravagances by weekly. Oh my god, I want to say that also, and I also want to live it.

Yeah, you love a seafood tower. I didn't even know what a seafood tower was until I met you. And now it's like, wow, a seafood tower. I'm gonna have a seafood. Well, they're fun. First of all, it's like, you know, you're gonna have a seafood tower. I'm gonna have a seafood tower.

I'm gonna have a seafood tower. We got to see. Well, they're fun. First of all, it's, you know, it's like three-dimensional. We got to see food tower when we went to Niko. It's true. It's like, it feels like, aren't we, we went to Niko, which is Naomi's family's restaurant, and we went there in Charleston, and we got to see food tower. It was really good. Yeah, it really was. Well, it's fun to pick things from here or from here or from here. It feels almost like, um, like, um, an advent calendar, but all you get is fish. And it's like every day you open up all the doors all at once.

Yeah, I know. I was an advent calendar binger. Uh, so then it's like, okay, well, Mary Christmas and October 31st or whenever the hell that starts November 25th. Okay. We're celebrating last year, right? Well, I guess I better open up all the doors and you're everything in there. Okay, so then Helen's like, we're gonna do dinner tonight, but we're not gonna be clothes for it. I just want everybody to be in bikinis for dinner. And her friends like, it might just be four of us Brandi's like lost

I don't I think we're losing people so they decide they're just gonna have like a bikini dinner and Brandi is lying and bad going What's your threat? I don't see anything So happy okay, so someone's downstairs, I guess it's Tanner right? Tanner. So Tanner's eating spicy things. You all try this. Hey, don't worry about it. You know, you try a spicy thing.

You know, you never, you never really get it. Sometimes I still don't. So Ashton comes down. He's like, Abbey, you're down here. Who's on deck? And she goes, Oh, sorry. I came down to pee and I got distracted. And then I had some of that sauce.

He's like, I know your microphone was on the entire time Being in a leadership role you know everything about your crew You pretty much know when your crew is taking a dump or masturbating in my case while taking a dump I do a lot of things all at once So yeah, she's like, oh well, I was gonna go to the bathroom, but I can't wait. And he's like, well, if you have to go to the bathroom, get to the bathroom. I'm like, no, I've already wasted so much time. I'm an idiot. God, they're really an idiot.

It's like, Abby, that's not the hill to die on. If your boss says, go to the bathroom, it's okay. That's not where you show your bravery, okay? Because it's never gonna work out well. Yeah. And I like that she's just admitting to every little thing. She's like, yeah, I came down here and then I had some sauce.

Oh, no. It was really spicy sauce. I got distracted by it. So Kate is upstairs setting the table and she's like, all right, well, it's a seafood, it's a street, a seafood faganza. So what should I do, flippers? I mean, Ashton's eats all a fishing tackle because even if it smells like fish, at least it'll be some

seafood on this table. That would be great. Thanks. Well, Captain Sande is watching from home putting popcorn and a mouth thing. See, this is yawning. This is yawning right here. Putting rusty tools on the table to create an experience. That's yawning. So Helen shows up in a bikini in a jacket. And then downstairs, Ashton sending, you know, Abby and Tanner down. And he's Abby's texting her Greek boyfriend that she had a rough day. And she's like, I guess I really, you know, I come still in an open relationship. But nothing everyone hates me. I really miss my boyfriend Right, so then upstairs Helen's like um, so where Brandy and Megan and Kiko's um, I think Brandy's pretty committed to sleeping right now

See Brandy like riving around levitating over her bed Is this a part where she's like kicking the air? There was one part where Brandy was just kicking the air She's like I'm a kicking the air. There was one part where Brandi was just kicking the air. She's like kind of kicking the air. She did that later specifically, but she probably was doing it through this entire time. It's like trying to kick away like an invisible frog that kept on hopping over to her. No, it got away. So the first course is going to be these lump crab cakes, which these camps lump crab cakes. Yes. Kate is just loving, you know, because she's seeing, she's like hoping that this is going to be a disaster. And it's like, is the first course ready?

And he goes, all right, kind of. Here you go. She's, oh, come on, Kevin. Why don't you come tell these guests what an amazing feast you've prepared. Yeah, she's totally setting them up. But then Helen is one of these people. When I waited tables, when I felt like people were just being fake wine snobs

And I would give them the house wine and then watch them pay for their $20 glass of wine and then like orgasm over it And like smell it and sniff it like it wasn't just like terrible, you know Metal tasting crap and this is Helen when she's eating she's like This is good crab meat. Yeah. Freshest I've had. It reminds me of one time, I remember like in high school, my friend Lauren who I adore, I once gave her a beer and like in a cup and she was drinking it.

She's been, this beer is absolutely delicious. What is it I go but light? Sometimes if you have like drink something blind, you know, it can you can't be deceived. But then again, it's Helen. So yeah. So he's like, well, we got the captains there. And he's like, we got to set the bar as high as we can. How? And so yeah. So then Abby goes to smoke a cigarette in the Hannah spot. And Ashton comes to give her a pet talk. I just don't feel like I'm pulling my weight like I'm not an idiot I'm just not accustomed to doing what you do here. I mean

Who eats sauce with that hair in it? I like it Most people like my hair in their horse radish Weird on the yacht. It's just hard He's like I don't worry about it if you make mistakes Don't be afraid of making mistakes because we're all here to support you and get you up and going because that's what a crew does and Later on if you want to have sex we can talk about it So all right back to my perk yourself tomorrow so Meg joins the tape back in purple Meg and joins the table and

Richard goes I thought you fell in the water. Oh my god you are so funny. She's like I did but a crack in you know spit me up and here I am back on the yacht. Zeus of the seas. Zeus of the seas. I wish there was a god for the seas. We'll just call you Zeus of the seas. So Kevin then can bring out the shrimp and he's like These are local prawns, and I've cooked them very Perfectly if I do say so myself. There you go. I'm like what who says that I've cooked them very perfectly He goes these are smoke tomato jam. It's like well, that's that's one way to hide it You know just blow towards some ketchup so how long's actually some tomatoes playing on guitars? Yeah.

Playing Dave Mouthing. Oh, I'm in a version of two step. I was trying to think of stairway to heaven and you were thinking of Dave Matthews. Jambs, bro. Jambs. So, yeah, you just saw it. So the next dish is played it and it's snapper. It's a little pulled tawny, you know, traded Joe's frozen ticsense of snappa with some cauliflower bottoms or whatever. And kids like, hmm, very nice. Shortly, Kevin will be foiled on this meal.

That nope. Yeah, but it's just like perfect portion. God, wow. Wow, I love how small this portion is. It's almost as if you didn't have enough for our entire group. So you cut this piece as really, really small and hope you wouldn't notice. And you know what?

I don't think I do notice. Wow, thank you for this tiny, thumb-sized amount of snapper. Yeah. Love the proms. Perfect Kevin. Ah! And then the captain just goes, I'm just perfect Kevin. Ah! And then the captain just goes, I'm all in!

Meanwhile, Brandy is probably downstairs, like hanging off the ceiling, like Joe Beth Williams and Poltergeist, like he's just flopped up against the ceiling. That's what Brandy's doing right now. Yeah. Um, so the rap I just get thrown off the side of the boat. Yeah. So, um, so now downstairs, Ashton and Brian or and Courtney are all eating, there's like a little bit of leftover. Oh, I should be should mention, by the way, that Kevin,

of course, despite the fact that he majorly fucked up and just barely skated out of this one, was like, well, it's not an extravaganza, but they loved it because I'm the best new thing. I'm gold to give to cooking. Like, shut up. So he goes, he has a portion of the snapper that the crew is tasting like they're all sharing it. And he's like, God, it's, uh, to believe such a good looking guy can cook like that ain't it. And the Courtney has a bite and walks away. And that's because, are you done? Quoting, and she goes, um, yes.

Thanks for asking. Last time I checked this is only one tier of fish. So I don't know why I'm even dealing with this. This is not count as any portion of my biweekly. So this is more of like a play blow of fish. And I need a tower. Yeah. So, um, let's see here. What's next?

The oh, and then we'll oh oh, yeah Brian's still crushing honor He's like put a smile. Yeah, yeah, the guys are basically still trying to like vibe for Courtney So the guests head down and the plans for a late breakfast and then there's like a bunch of cleaning and Basically a action-esque Courtney what it's like to work under Kate and she's like it's actually fine Well, you must be doing something right are you single anyone in the career interested in do you like South Africans? Do you like the smile? She just keeps going now not a one. Well, so say anyone back home now not a one any love stories now Not a one nobody in the career interested in now not a one

My week maybe food Maybe if people stop spilling gorgon sola on my foot. I'd be more open to romantic affairs your urine just sit in. Now, not a wine. My weak baby food. Maybe if people stop spilling gorgon and sola on my foot, I'd be more open to romantic affairs. So, Brian and Kate are talking about love too. Brian's like, so, I think Tana might have a little crush on you, Kate. She's like, really? Don't you think you'd have a crush on anybody that could like, he could like have sex

with, eventually, maybe? She told us. Tana's so cute. I'm flattered. Don't you think you'd have a crush on anybody that could like he could like have sex with eventually maybe She told us Tanner so cute. I'm flattered so got it, you know, I Probably bang him And then just cussed to her in bed eating snacks out of some sort of carton like Now it's good Cheetos, but it'll do. Oh, I didn't know that was her. I thought that was Brandy. I thought it was Brandy down in bed. No. Brandy would be like doing like an Esther Williams routine

on her bed. Yeah, back then or whatever. Yeah, we can tell because it was that black light shooting or whatever they did, the night shooting. So everybody goes sleep, and they cook, then they clean, then they sleep, you know, then they cook some more than they iron. So now Kevin wakes up and Kevin wakes up with morning wood and he grabs his deck. We always like when that happens.

Oh, did he have wood? I just saw him get up and in that creepy, you're which light. Yeah, he's who grabbed it. So the, well, the thing that's happening is that it's the morning and it's breakfast time. And Simone is like the stew that's on duty And she has to do make coffee and tea and mimosas and she's already sort of having like a a little bit of issue with the mimosas

Because they have to juice it freshly and all this stuff. So she's already struggling a little bit and Brandy by the way, it is now she's now had a night a night sleep and the demon decided I don't want to leave this body I'm ready for round two because she still looks totally fucked up. I was like whoever she's on is like potent Yeah, it's like long lasting Yeah, so so Simone is like taking a long time with the Mimosas and Kevin is like cooking up some bacon taking a long time with the memosa. And Kevin is like cooking up some bacon. Like he's sort of like the sides when he's gonna cook when he wants to cook and not really when guests are ready.

So he just starts cooking the bacon. And so then it's just sitting there and then he's like getting mad at Simone that she's not taking the food out, but she's still trying to get drinks for everyone. And what's compounding this is the fact that people keep asking for memosa's and apparently Brandy is drinking everyone's memoses.

Yeah, she does give it a drink and go. So Kevin's freaking out and Simone's getting annoyed with Kevin because she's trying to serve all these people and the memoses keep disappearing and she doesn't really know how to make memoses that well so she keeps like fresh squeezing orange juice and putting too much juice and it's a big mess over there. So Kevin's getting really frustrated. And he's like, yeah, he goes, yeah, it's like, well, it's not

hurtful. This is caseful. This is all case fault. He's like with hot food. As soon as you started, stop plating it, that's like when it said it's best. Yes, we understand temperatures. Yeah, it's also like 120 degrees outside, so I think it'll be okay. It's like, take fully drop the bowl this morning. I'm like, I mean, yes, I mean, that, I do wonder how that would just like work when you have a, like when people ask for drinks and stuff,

but they're also asking for food, you know, but I feel like get everyone their drinks and their beverages and then say, okay, food is coming up next and then you bring out the food And maybe tell Kevin like okay, everyone has their beverages. You can start firing the food But he just sort of just does his thing and then he gets mad when like the stew has other things they have to deal with first Yeah, and so he's all pissy so he's like the utensils are they out there? She goes, no, because I have people to give coffee and tea to serve. We pay shit. So he's like, hey, hey, Kevin, KK, Kevin, KK, Kevin, KK, Kevin. And so then someone goes and knocks on her door to wake her up.

Yeah. And even and by the way, Tanner offered to help. Tanner is being like a real mention this episode. He offered to help with the service. And he's like, no, it should be Kate. So he wakes up Kate, although by the way, to be fair, as we learned on below deck, Mad, there should have been utensils out there at six in the morning. So she wakes up Kate and then he's acting like, he's like, well, Kate doesn't know what she's doing.

I'm like, we've been watching this show for many years. She knows what she's doing. Yeah, maybe don't do this the day after you forgot to buy seafood. Sorry. Yeah, maybe don't do this the day after you forgot to buy seafood. Sorry. Yeah. And drop the knife on the floor. So yeah, all the deck counts are helping, right? Because Abby's helping too.

She's, she's staring at the coffee pot like she doesn't quite know what to do with it. So they, they're here in it. Let's be honest. She's like filtering coffee through her hair. So Kate is welcome. First of all, what bravery? You know, Kevin can be a prick or whatever, but that is some bravery to go wake up Kate. I would fucking never get into courage. You don't know what I went through about talent. So Kate's like, I don't like being pulled out of bed and rush to accommodate Kevin's OCD.

The least he can do is let me have a cup of coffee first. Yeah. Yeah. So Kevin is like muttering in the kitchen. He's like, it's break-faced, not fucking rocket science. So now Simone starts getting mad and she's like, well, then maybe you'd like to fucking serve the guest and you asshole. And he's like, I just wish everyone else was on the same fucking page. I'm like, well, that's like, that's your fault

because you just start cooking. Or just how does no one know what time breakfast is? I mean, it seems like it should be, I don't know who's fault that is, but. I mean, Simone's also not innocent in this because she was making the drinks and Kevin was like, hey, the food's ready to go out and then she brings the drinks out and the guest was like,

hey, when's the food can be ready? She was like, I don't know. And then she comes back and it's like, do you know when the food's gonna be ready? And he's like, I just told you the food's ready. So she's also not innocent in this, but he's definitely being the bigger dick. Yeah, and also Megan comes down to get her drink

purple Megan because, you know, but also her drinks, she has been served a few times but the drinks keep getting stolen. So she comes down to get her own drink and she wants me just to get the, hey, I'll take the bread, I'll just give it to me. You're holding the bread, I'll take it. And Kevin goes, how fucking embarrassing.

On every boat in the world, there's a plan on how to have a shaggy, okay, just wings it the whole way. So, Krily, where's it listed that breakfast is a date, sir? Yeah, yeah, sir. It was supposed to be a late breakfast anyway But by that is really bad though that the guests have to bring in the plate in but whatever So finally Kate shows up in the kitchen because she's changed everything and now she's in the kitchen and she goes Where's the fire where the bleeding people? Is it an emergency apparently there's an emergency in here? Someone die. Should we fix anything? Oh, no, where's the fire, where are the bleeding people? Is it an emergency apparently? There's an emergency in here. Is someone die?

Should we fix anything? Oh no, there's no emergency. You're just overreacting, weren't you? And yeah, that's the most pissed. He's like, he's not happy that I'm getting to food happening. If he was hippie and he's all, oh, it's not rocket, sorry, it tastes like, get my shit together. That's not nice.

Goa, is this not rocket science? Yeah, and then we just see Brandy just pounding Mimosas. And there's this weird thing where Kevin is like, should we take a photo? And I'm like, I didn't understand what he was really saying. And you know, it was like, um, no, we're just going to do what we need to do. We don't have to take any photos. Here's a photo for you. My middle finger. My middle finger says, he's saying, can we get a photo? Do we get a photo of how this should look because it's like this every morning. It's like, yeah, I bet you take your photos.

And you stare at my middle finger instead. You son of a, you son of a, you son of a tag tag sinker. Okay. That's not a big thing. I'm gonna use that against you some way. Just wait. Just wait. So then like things settle down a little bit and so Kevin is like well, I guess I should apologize to Simone because

Otherwise, it's gonna be awful so he goes downstairs and he sees Simone's like I'm sorry She's like oh my god. Oh my god. It's fine. Oh my god. Oh, which I was like that's basically me like not because so mad at someone and someone says I'm sorry, but I'm like oh my god. No, it's fine. It's fine, everything's fine. It's great. And so Simone's like, yeah, I'm grateful for his apology, but maybe I forgive people too quickly. Probably. So Kevin, so Kevin goes back into the kitchen and there's an order.

It's like, pictured, eggs over easy. And so he's like, is that an order? It's just, yeah, it's on the pad because what's the attitude? Okay. Are you serious? Are you serious about the attitude because you asked me to write it on a pad. So I wrote it on a pad. I'm not the one who started the day like this, but I am the one who started the day writing things on pads because that's what you want. Are you mad? Are you mad? Are you mad? Well, I'm Sori Kite for waking you up and you didn't get your share where I guess. I'd rather not have a snarky apology. You know what I'd like a

competent chef who knows what a seafood shrap agains is. Okay, thanks. Yeah, thanks. This is a necessary drama by weekly seafood tower as Courtney with that is. Okay. I've tolerated his quirks. I've had all the meetings, but now I'm pissed. I'm done playing nice. I'm going to do me now. I was like, oh my god, oh my god, but she kids coming out my favorite. So she marches up to the captain in the wheelhouse and check. Good morning. So you know, chefs are all crazy. Well, Kevin just got real, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh a scene right before, like one little blip, like right before this whole like Kevin Speck apology There was like this quick shot of Brandy talking to Kate and she goes, listen, I'm sorry I was a little messed up last night And she's like, oh no, it's fine. And then after this scene with Dr. Lee, not Dr. Lee, Captain Lee, it Immediately cuts to Brandy passed out on the butt with that's where her leg was like up and she was kicking the air.

So I love how she said she was fucked up last night as if she's not fully wasted and just possessed all over again. Yeah, so now Kate and Kevin have another talk. She's like, all right, Kevin, we're talking about lunch when you're ready. Okay, what are we having? Okay. And basically it goes pretty easy, but he's gonna get it. And I can't wait until he gets it. You do know that lunch action involves food for lunch like sandwiches.

I just want to make sure just after the seafood is done, the kids are going to make the seafood. Oh, so you're gonna make a sandwich. Okay, so do you need me to order you bread or have you got that covered? Did you think about that ahead of time? Okay, and you know that there's filling in between the bread You know you have to put some stuff in there just making sure

So they're gonna go down on the pad, but I know that confused So they're gonna go do this picnic things everybody's getting ready for the picnic and Ashton and the crew are loading the tender and Kate goes with them to set the tables and They get there and there's rocks because Thailand has a lot of rocks or whatever. What's wrong? Yeah, so they get stuck, then Richard gets stuck on the slide, which is just so me.

I just felt like, I don't know. No one in history below deck has ever gotten stuck on this slide. I know. I know. But the reason why is he did it wrong, you know why? Because you're supposed to sit down and let the water help you go down. But he's jumped into it and so then I just messed up and he just landed in the slide and then gravity was like, no, no, you did it wrong.

You don't get to do this anymore. Yeah, gravity is Kate. Okay, so you think you're just gonna jump on the slide? No, I'm stopping you. I'm happy to like that apple on your head, Newton. Okay. There you think you're just gonna jump on the slide? No, I'm stopping you. I'm happy to like that apple on your head, Newton. Okay. There you go. I like it to have my friction. Okay, so then what happens?

Okay, so they set up this like beach picnic. It's like 98 degrees, the temperature, not the band, imagine the band where they're at, that'd be great. So they're there, they set set it up and then it's time to go back with the case gonna hang out there because she's gonna help out with the picnic and the guys are going to head back on the tender to get the guests but the thing is this the tide has receded since they they landed on the beach and so now their tender is beached as it's ash and in Brian and so they have to like push this heavy

Tender back into the water which leads to one of the hottest sexes he's seen in below deck history And they're like those mussels Like every muscle was like triceps and like thigh muscles and everything and these guys are like And Kate just walks up and goes he boys need some help I won't say finally get it. She's like good job guys. That was amazing. Yeah, that was amazing I mean well, um, and she's like that was so sexy. Jesus. I one point though She did say when they were pushing she just looks at the book and goes so sad Yeah, yeah, I got that.

So sad. So the guests get on, get in on the boat. But guess who's a mess? Not Brandy. It's the other girl. It's a redhead girl this time. Yeah, she's passed out on the, she's passed out on the deck, like on the side of the deck. And she just gets up. He's like, are you all right? It you all right? Okay, let's go like she just gets up ready to party

Yeah, she was just lying there, you know this this woman She probably thought she was gonna get on TV She's like no my plan is I mean get really drunk and I'll be the drunk one on the show But then she didn't expect that brandy would be the one that would eclipse her So she gets like one scene where she's just like passed out on like I'm out of random deck Yeah, but she's a rock star She just gets right up and goes for it. Yeah, so they all hop on the tender and they had back to the beach and they cut to Kate Who of course in 98 degree weather is just sitting on a chair with like a cloth on her lap like I was a little bit of a draft in here

Yeah, we were we were wonder gushies gonna bring her little sweater Well, it's I sort of get cold in the afternoon I brought a little blanket for my knees So everybody's enjoying their picnic and then guess who's a disaster for real now She's like a zombie she I wrote that to she looks like a walking dead zombie She is like a zombie. She I wrote that to she looks like a walking dead zombie. Yeah, like this is hilarious This is of course how the zombie apocalypse would begin Which is that you have like this person who is zombified on a yacht and no one actually realizes she's a zombie They just think she's a drug. Yes

Yeah, she's just sitting there in a chair Like in her head is like Sacking down and to the side and her eyes Like full zombie and they're like, well she could be zombified but we think she just wasted. Let's put her in a blanket. Yeah, so they're, Kate's like, all right, um, boat boat, Kate, Kate, boat boat, Kate, Kate. If anybody sees my sweater, that would be great. And also, also, Brandy, probably she getting some air conditioning because she is passed out

face down in the sand, eating a crab's brain out. So it'd be great if someone maybe could get her over there and kept them like, hi, this is me, finger prints on his ass. I just wanted to say, where is that girl? They're like, goddamn hospital. This is painful the watch. So they luckily one of the guests came over in a kayak thing. It was a kayak.

And so they decide. Yeah. Yeah. And so they decide they're going to use that almost like a stretcher or a green. So they're going to, because at this point, they've like laid later out in the shade and put an ice pack and then the cover and they're like, OK, we're bringing her back. So they put her in the kayak and put an ice pack and then the coverer and they're like okay we're bringing her back so they put her in the

kayak and kids like hey Brandy, Tanner and Brian are gonna put you in a kayak now and we're just gonna stand here and mock you so have fun. And now the proverbial shit will hit that fan, love you Kim. Yeah and the women like the other charter guests like Helen and her friend who clearly don't know this woman and Have been annoyed with the amount of baby seeing they've had to do. They're just watching They're watching Brandi go off on this kayak and she's like I think it was Helen was like why are you crying for her? There's no reason to cry for her. Don't feel sorry for her. Okay. It's about me. Yeah Well, she literally has done this to herself all day every day. Like no. Yeah, okay

This one is a disaster. Oh good, and that brings us to the end of BulloDick Yeah, oh my god, so good. I'm really excited to just let my inner Brandy out next week in Thailand But until then We are back tomorrow with real houses of Orange County. And of course Salt Lake City. Go get your tickets if you're on Patreon. And then of course, they'll be on sale for everyone else on Friday and get your tickets for all our other shows. A lot of them are selling out, which is

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