Watch What Crappens - BelowDeck: Gone, Girl

Episode Date: November 29, 2018

This utterly insane, amazing season of "Below Deck" continues with more dramatic developments involving Chandler and Caroline. We are totally shook, and honestly, we don't even know how we're going to deal with next week's episode. So far right now, pull up a seat at the table, scoop yourself a bowl of pistachio ice cream, and enjoy our latest "Below Deck" recap! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Oh my god. This show is so good. this season's amazing. I watched the most recent episode twice, one to take notes and one just for fun, just to soak it all up again. Oh, it was so good. Yeah. I don't wanna start talking about it yet. You do your beginning stuff. My beginning stuff is pretty simple,

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So we will be naming or, you know, talking about our new dates coming up. So yeah, it looks like in December, we'll have some new dates to share with everyone for for later in 2019. Very excited about those, but they're not ready to be announced. So everyone just like chill out and like enjoy yourselves. Yeah, okay now let's get to the theme song that has no melody. The most melody lists theme song in the history of TV. Oh, below deck. Here we are. Big episode. Yeah, huge episodes. This has been played up for a very long time. Both on the previous, we've just seen it coming with Riley about to explode, Caroline about to explode, Chandler being forced to stop eating ice cream.

Yeah. I mean, the shit has been about to hit the fan for a while, and especially with our old friend, Sashal Medea, where Caroline is freaking out constantly every week. Yeah. I think we're warning us of what's coming up that we are going to be so shocked when we find out the truth of the abuse that she has taken. She's hinted at a lot of different things and I was like, oh my God, I feel like Captain, Captain and Kate got together and

murdered babies together and tried to beat them to Carol. I've been waiting for this huge thing to happen and today we find out what it is. Yeah, I mean, to be fair, being forced to listen to dubstep is pretty abusive. I wouldn't want to do that. Um, you know, yeah, this was a pretty, pretty epic episode, especially because a lot of people online were like, who's going to get fired? Is it going to be Caroline? Is it going to be Chandler?

Who's it going to be? I don't think anyone predicted. It would be both of them, well not not really fire but both to be leaving so anyway This episode opens up where the last one left off where Captain Lee has called up Chandler to the wheelhouse and he's like well It's time to have a conversation that we've been putting off for a while and I have Kate here to be a witness She's very excited to be a witness right now, as you can see, and she's like, I'm just gonna look off in the window.

I'm a little bored right now. Yeah, Kate's just staring off board. He's like, all right, now, there's a bird, and there's a bee. Okay, here's how it happened. It was prom night, 1967. The bird got warning, you know, because his wing kept shaking. Then he tried to fuck a bee all right

You got it you understand everything you're an adult now all right carry on let's go. Oh by the way you're fired Oh what a night late December back in 63 What a very very special time for me right anyway time to part company I don't think we got good chemistry. All right, you'd like chocolate ice cream. I like a... SP and shoots for not doing the goddamn shot. You like chocolate ice cream and I like just do you work. Just put your head down and do the work and I don't like babysitting ice cream. I you like ice cream. I have like god damn it. so I scream you scream y'all scream for god damn it these windows are still dirty

Listen I'm salty here then a window would have been last season I'd offer you some ice cream my own but I'd be afraid that you'd drop it like you did the ball slash guests wrap it like you did the ball slash guest. Now I want you to walk away from here with a good feeling. Unfortunately, I don't have a donkey to take you over a mountain to your plane like I did with that poor Danny kid. We're seeing. I want you to walk away from here with a good feeling, but unfortunately, not all the guys are even as thought and that's apparently all you need to be

happy. So signing our best as you face. not all the guys who have been in this world. The blue guy. Yeah. So, Sir, I'm so relieved. I've done everything I could for the team. And sometimes chemistry just doesn't work.

For example, bowls and ice cream. Unlike bowls and cake. What a bitch. I'm so glad to see you. I'm glad to see you. I'm glad to see you. I'm glad to see you.

I'm glad to see you. I'm glad to see you. I'm glad to see you. I'm glad to see you. I'm glad to see you. I'm glad to see you. I'm glad to see you. I'm glad to see you. sometimes chemistry just doesn't work. For example, bowls and ice cream, unlike bowls and cake when a bitch. I've done everything for the team. I've dropped passengers on cement. I've gone and taken a nap.

I've not told them what to do. I've taken the boat and circled around islands for no good reason. I've done everything I can do, but sometimes you just can't do anything. And Kate just gives this look like. Okay. She's just like scratching her eye. Like, hmm. Well, this is exciting. I think I might go back to my bed and have an extra cheeto to celebrate

It seems time relieved and the captain's like the color came back to his face So this was he's Shannon Bedore. Yeah, yeah, I'm very relieved. Yeah, it's kind of like me anytime Caroline does something without crying Whoa almost feel a coffee at that. Oh, oh Caroline we have a cleanup in Ronnie's house. Oh wait. She's gone I'm not going to be a little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit little bit

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I'm sorry to see you go and I'm sorry we didn't get to connect better as she's like basically trying to stifle her joy. Yeah, she's jumping up and down on the inside. Yeah. And Chandler's like, guess who's not jumping up and down? My father. This is going to be great guys. Thanks. Thanks for everything. So Kate's like, okay interior career like great news Chandler's leaving the boat more ice cream for the rest of us. Okay, let me be up in my bed And Carol lands like I just I didn't see a coming I just didn't see a I just wow

So Caroline Chandler and Adrian are talking and Adrian's like, sorry, bro, you know, so basically Chandler just has the most peaceful exit. I think I've ever seen on below deck. Well, he's just not a very emotional person. He's like, buy, have fun. Bye, bye. This isn't, this isn't goodbye. It's farewell. Although I'll probably never see you again. So I guess it is bye-bye. I don't know. I'm going. And he's got a mouthful of food on his way out, which I thought was funny. Yeah, so there this crew is so like touchy feeling and lovey-dovey. They're like, bye. So he leaves and he's like

one thing I know is I'll be working on the ocean my whole life. I learned on this charter that you're only as strong as your weakest link. I think I think that was you Yeah, because you're the one who got fired, okay? Yeah, last time I checked that was you really still got a shami sucka Really yeah exactly so now it's like clean and clean and cleaning and then you just see Carolina And cage is just Yeah And okay just Caroline you sound you sound congested you sound congested Could someone tell the red bouncy ball it needs a tissue Caroline I'm sorry

Well, it's bad, but it's not like my butt. Oh, yeah, you're supposed to look more normal unusual It is well, but now you got a sinus infection. Okay Oh, yay! You're supposed to look more normal and usual. This part is, wow. But now you've got to sign this infection, okay! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- Yeah, do you need a punch car for that doctor? I think like, you know, after 10 times you get a free visit. Is that what you need? Because you're almost getting there. The paper towels are talking to me again. They want to leave. Okay.

So, so, um, that everyone's cleaning now, she goes off to the doctor, and then Ross gets called up to the wheelhouse, and Captain Lee is like, well, I want to see the bow sent. Can you handle that? And he's like, oh, I think I can. Yeah, more or not. So, you know, I handle it. This is not how I wanted to get out, but I was boasting on a 19,000,000,000,000 foot flana. I was boasting on a boat that stretched from one side of the Atlantic to the other side, so I think I can do it. It was a good Jillian photo so Ross is like uh oh the captain says huh Ross is good

because everyone wants to please Ross. That's a good attribute for a leader. Just remember I'm not big on babysitting okay so oh god there's a two-year-old right there all right okay here comes your battle. Paddy cake, paddy cake. Baker's man, god, I love this song. God damn it, I got tricked again into babysit. So, yeah, so Riley and Ashing are called up to the bridge and Captain Lee tells them that Ross is the boss and they're all happy, et cetera.

And, you know, it's like happiness. Like everyone likes Ross. It seems like it's going to go in the right direction. Oh, little, little do we know. So every, yeah, clean cleaning and Carolina returns and they're like, what was wrong with you? She's like, sinus infection. So Josiah has to take out trash. And he's like, ah, sign us in faction. So Josiah has to take out trash. And he's like, we're taking out our own rubbish now, are we? Hmm.

I got excited. I'm sick of carrying Caroline to the dump every day. Day in, day out. Hey, Caroline, do you mind taking this bag of Caroline to the dumpster? Thank you. Caroline, don't be mad. I've got your friend glad here ready to go so kids like okay okay yeah small kids so funny because she's like

oh by the way what did the doctor say and Caroline's like oh the doctor says the science fiction and it and you know I just have to take them antibiotics and like Caroline's like not even three words into that and Kate just goes to Kate just starts going, oh good, good, good, good, good. Okay, I did a laundry in the cream. Um, okay, you can just do the laundry and then turn over those two beds and then you're done for the day and Caroline's like, okay, and so she goes downstairs and she pulls out a bowl of ice cream Which is never a good sign anymore. No, and she goes

He's having this ice cream right now Don't do this Chandler look what happened to him Caroline just look on her face like Like twitching a little bit and she's like Kate has been covertly Abusing me all season long. I'm like she told you not to eat ice cream until your job workers on okay. I know now listen. I know that it becomes unfair because we like Kate. Yeah, so I get that. I get that. But I'm not unfair I mean we've called Kate out for abusing people for years. It's not like this is anything new. I was hoping Kate was gonna be doing something worse. The worst thing she got caught doing was talking shit and that out for abusing people for years. It's not like this is anything new. I was hoping Kate was going

to be doing something worse. The worst thing she got caught doing was talking shit and that was mean. That was horrible. That wasn't nice. But it wasn't even the meanest shit. But that's really the only, yeah. That was real. She only said like we got to get a rain on her. She's the problem. She's the problem. I mean, come on. This is for this, this whole thing to be set off because of a bowl of fucking ice cream caroline after you've been Sleeping and taking time off and limping around with your fucking bandaid on your toe, etc. etc. etc. Yeah, now it's ice cream that really sets you off. I mean that is so below deck Yeah, and I didn't even think it was gonna be that like you know, she's like now

She's pissed because she can't have her pistachio ice cream. So she's ironing and folding things and cursing. She's like working her way into a tizzy and then she finds Ashton and is like, Ashton, can I talk with you? Ashton's my friend of mine. We shared a moment, we looked at a condom together and now he's the only one I trust. So at this point, I think that she's just frustrated, which is totally acceptable. Like I get it, you've had a foot infection, now you have a cold, your mom's going through shit, you're just frustrated. So I thought it was just, Caroline was frustrated, she just needed to vent,

and I think that's totally acceptable. I wasn't feeling any certain sort of way about it at this point, you know? Uh, no, yeah, agreed. I mean, I was just, I, that's the thing about Caroline. As far as a villain goes for a show, she's not really a villain villain because we've said it every week, like she's not really hateful. She's like a cute fun girl who just is like in her head. She's not like a shop. She's not like an ultra villain. So I just keep expecting something to spin out and it really does it. But I just I really appreciate how this show can take something like this and make it into this huge of an episode. Exactly. And so she's telling Ashton that she's been so unhappy and that Josiah and Kate have been totally faked her face, which

may all be true, but honestly, it's still a job. It's like, they may be faked your face, but like, you just sort of have to deal with it because in the classic reality show, Trio, you're not there to make friends. I mean, you are actually there, ostensibly, to work on a yacht. And if they were all could be friends, that make life easier, but I don't know. It's like, it's like, okay, but fine. Vent about it. Honestly, vent about it, that's fine.

But later on, to quit about it, I don't know. Well, if I get bombed because Kate's a bipolar bitch until it takes you, but you should go home. Okay, let's also point out that she called somebody bipolar because everybody's already fighting online. Like, well, this is out that she called somebody bipolar because everybody's already fighting online. Like, well, this is, you know, making fun of somebody's met. If you call somebody crazy or whatever, she called her bipolar. So, yeah, now I get that she's not the person in power. Oh, God, I'm not going to start arguing with myself for a minute. No, no, no. So now, Ashton's like,

you've tried and she's, I have tried, but I can't change them to my face. They're like, I love you. Like it's not a rancning. That's a respect thing. I've been unhappy most of this time. Okay. And he's like, all right, then leave. Bye.

Yeah. I mean, how many times do I have to defer my bullet from stash show ice cream just to do my job? It's not fair. So most jokes when I when I saw broken glass the other day. So now it's time to go out. They're all gonna celebrate, you know, they're just gonna go out and have fun. And Caroline's like, oh, I'm not gonna go out. Is Kate is Kate here? Okay, Kate. All right, I need to address the crew. I'm gonna put in my two days and Kate and Josiah are just like staring at her like.

Why is that bottle of barbecue sauce talking right now? That that bottle of that bottle of salsa says it only has two days left, but the expiration label clearly says it has two more weeks. Oh, it's Caroline. You never mind. Someone take the Nespresso off because the steam's starting to come out of it. So, okay, they're both and they both tilt their heads at the same time to stare at her, which is so effing funny. Like what? That's the Qlia thing to say coming from a That's the cullia thing to say coming from a steamer. And also I like that Caroline said her wording was, I'm going to have a chat to you guys

real quick. Yeah, just more like it. Cause she was like, like here comes the Caroline monologues. Okay. The car. The monologues. She's like, there are a lot of things I want to say, but the crux of the situation is, I've been scapegoated by the two of you and as a

leader you could show me a little respect I know this is born to you Kate I know this is born to you it's like I mean I was wearing his ironing apparently is to you swiffer I'm not bored I'm just looking at something on my ankle because it's just more interesting that's all I'm just not at something on my ankle because it's just more interesting. That's all I'm just not someone that's gonna eat shit with a fork and a knife and smile It's like well you'll eat ice cream when you're supposed to be ironing and you'll eat your ice cream with a fork and a knife Which is weird just kidding Also, by the way, what is this deal with Caroline feels scapegoated does she know what that means? scapegoating means that shit goes wrong and they blame it all on Caroline.

And that's really not what's happened. I mean, they've definitely said that she is not been pulling her weight, but they haven't been sitting here like every charter or they blame it on Caroline. That's for sure. Yeah, they've made friends and made you feel, or you feel like an outsider and stuff,

and I get all of that. But yeah, no one is, even when you do have problems, no one's gone up to the captain and been like, uh, Caroline doesn't know how to pour orange juice. Yeah. Okay. She's to Caroline's like, I know where the sugar is. Yeah, she's like, I just feel like as a leader, you should show me a little respect, which

is like, seems to be an ongoing, uh, problem with this, with this cast this year. Now I'm low to, um, I'm low to, to, to talk, like to go to the low-hanging fruit of like, oh my god, that's so millennial. Millennials are so, they always want this or that. Hey, how dare you call that low-hanging fruit? I did that last week. Yeah, but it is very millennial. This is very millennial, right?

Yeah, I mean, granted, I was like this probably until I was 42, which is last year. I guess it extends beyond, but yeah, that's kind of how I feel. Like the whole world isn't about your fucking feelings, okay? And that's the fact that she's sitting down and typing up notes or writing down notes on every single little thing so she can try and file some lawsuit or have something to take to each our later. It's just so like go claim the tour that Caroline, okay, that you even have enough time to write four pages of notes based on this abuse. Like there's real abuse happening in the world. Yeah, so so Caroline's doing her thing and Kate's just like staring at like her leg. I never realized that I've freckled there before. Oh, look, there's a freckle over there. Oh,

wait, that's Caroline. So I'm so confused. Caroline, because I just figured out while I was playing with my elbow skin, why they call it a weakness, because it feels like net skin. That is nuts. Okay. You done. So Caroline, I was just thinking, you know, we never really found out what the K stands for and special K and I'm sorry, you're actually talking to me, weren't you? What was it? What were you saying again? I was just thinking how that song sweet Caroline refers to sweetness yet you don't know where sugar is. What were you talking about again? I was just thinking about that song walking on broken glass and I was thinking are you a big any Linux fan because I was wondering if maybe you were trying to Re-enact that last week? Oh no, was that a signal from Master Pierson? I must leave.

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making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering Out. So Kate's like, oh, okay, so I guess so all that earlier was either fake and we see a flashback to Caroline being like, kid, I just love your list. Thanks for being the best, best like means to you in second and I like thanks for being the best third.

So like totally cheering it, total cheering us like 12 or something where she starts to list. She's like, so either that was fake or well, I guess you're just hot and cold. I'm sorry. Didn't enjoy your time here. Thanks for your two days. Okay. We're going out now.

And then just I guess thank you. He just dismisses her. Like it wasn't even his role to do that, but he just does it. He's like, uh, he's like, okay, okay. Jennifer, I have this hold on one second. Thank you. Thank you. Next Ron Seacrestrest send in the next person

This is shots fired her embarrassing spectacle blaming Josiah and I has unleashed The Kraken can you tell do I seem like I'm really mad right now? Wait, yeah, here. Let me let me let me show you how angry I am There to that chill you to your bones? I have something to say to you, Caroline. Hey. Okay. Thank you.

That's like them saying shut the fuck up. You stupid seward. Oh, yes. So Riley comes in. She's like, what's up party? Ooh. And Kate's like, um, you just miss that. Caroline just exploded a really badly written monologue

all over the table. Don't trip over the short words. Yeah. Adrian was like, it was so intense, it was like having a seat in a van being pushed at you a little bit. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. I love that we get to see him.

That was some of the best part of this episode. It was watching the chefs slowly start to lose it. Yeah. So everyone goes to the club and Caroline stays back to like throw bread at straight dogs, which is like so her life. Like I just want someone to throw a crust at me for once. Those dogs disrespected me. Those dogs were, they were barking at me. They Those dogs were barking at me. They were literally both barking at me. This abuse is unwarranted and unmerited.

I've got 9 pages of notes on how the dogs stole my brand. First, the left dog said, woof woof. And then the right dog said, woof woof woof. And then the left dog was like, I woo, and then the right dog was like, woof. And then they were sniffing each other's asses, which I think was their way of mocking me. Those dogs were totally hanging out together without me. I was throwing crusts of bread at them and they were barking and then someone came by

with food they actually wanna eat because their turns out dogs are not pigeons and then they went and ate the other person's food. And it's like, what is this? Why do you have to be so fake? Why are you guys the mean dogs? Oh, so Caroline's hitting on dogs and so is Ashton. So they're at the club now and the blue light and Ashton's doing that kind of dancing where you roll your fist. What is that?

Like rolling down the river kind of dancing. I was like, oh my god, this guy gets laid. And he's like trapping women in his elbows. He puts his elbows around women's faces. He's like, oh my god, this guy gets late and he's like trapping women in his elbows He like puts his elbows around women's faces like hello Oh, I'm a shchine and I'm here to say here's it going. What's your type? Do you like a guy? He looks like he could be in gay porn but could also work in a day at the same time. Yes, what? Let's me I'm Rally is like he's trying to go out and get a bunch of girls at a club. I mean it is who he is Go get you some to HDDs. I don't care. Then we see some guys, some poor sap. We see Riley talking to a guy at the club going,

don't grab my ass. So funny. I have a boat and a boat. That ass that you're touching, that's an ass that rides a boat in Alaska. And you know that light that they're always in in the clubs. I don't know if they bring their own blindings, but it's always the same blue light. Yeah, I was thinking about that. And you can see like people's real emotions, because it's like you see Riley smiling and then that blue light hits her and it's like, if you touch my ass. One more time. So Ash and finally find some girl who's willing to you know bang him and kids like hmm anyone who wants to come back to the yacht

Walker So the bad Riley's drunk now and she's my favorite drunk angry Riley. So she's sitting next to this this girl who's on Ashton's lap and she says, Hey, what's your name? What's your name? What's your name? What is it? What is it? What's your name?

And Ashton's like, please calm down, Riley. I'm the go. I don't even know what they were saying to each other because the girl is like, Vahin Vahin and I was like, Riley, Riley. And I couldn't tell if the girl was saying her name is Vahin? Vahin? And I was like, Rai Lee. Rai Lee. And I couldn't tell if the girl was saying her name is Vahin or she was trying to say Rai Lee. And Rai Lee said, she said her name and then she's like, what's yours?

And then Rai Lee's like, Rai Lee. And she goes, Vah? She goes, Rai Lee. Vah? Rai Lee. Vah? Vah? Vah?

Okay, just like, oh my god. Then behind them, Kate goes, I don't think it went that off. Do we, it was, it was like one of those movies, it was like Nell or something, like it was just like, like people are trying to communicate with each other

and it was just like, oh my god. It was torture, it was hostile, but spelled differently. Yeah, and so Kate's just like, I thought life would be easier with that Caroline, but it turns out that she not only looks like a mop, but she really does sort of service nice buffer between these idiots.

So Ross is like, we'll be quiet now. She goes, please. And then Riley's like, okay, bye, bye lady. Good luck with that. And the girl goes, okay, bye. Good luck with what? And Riley is all mad now because since Kate was like, um, could you just like please stop trying to communicate with each other? And Riley is like, what you think you can, I'm going to shut the fuck up because you tell me to shut the fuck up and get like

No, I don't actually think you'll do that. No No because you're basically like a wild beast with rabies so it's come like that movie was that movie Coco the gorilla and you're the gorilla yeah no kujo just keep trying to go after that pinto you'll get a little boy eventually yeah just let us know what we can do Riley because we don't know what we can do And Adrian right, sorry Riley goes. Oh, yeah, cuz I let you know every other fucking time right So the chef's like can we can we get out of this bad match just Flams the seat back on it. He had started to push He had started to push the seat for he was in the in the last row in this van And he had started to push the seat forward a little bit

His like gesture of saying like I want to get out and that's what she's like in a match He shoves the seat back and then like the the headrest goes up a little bit and Adrian's like whoa And of course they added like a music like a sound effect to make it seem like a really violent like seat shove Yeah, then a Carolins not there to take up the whiny mantles. So the chef is like, well, she's crazy. She'll physically attack me. She says not. Okay.

And then she turns around and spits at the van like she looks at the moment. The van is spits back at them. And just say it's like she just spits it us. Blink, blink. Master Pearson, Master Pearson is flying in on his short of broken, broken glass to take care of this. Call on yourself, Gotham.

We need you now, Master Pearson. More than ever, there's a wild beast on board. It means to be subdued. So kids, like, ah, she's like a wild animal. Ah, it's so good to say that. But we didn't say that for hours. So Riley is, Riley is all wasted. So she goes to Caroline who's sleeping in bed. And she's like, I wish you stuck it out, Caroline, but I get it. Cause I'm stronger. I'm on lamba. I get it because I'm stronger. Fuck, I'm at my breaking point.

Karate, you've been at your breaking points that you got on the boat. Yeah. Yeah. You've never changed. You're like better than the film break point. Yeah. Did you also notice the way when she stormed into that room, she just like slammed the door open

and just like swung right into Karolina's face? It was like, bam! Karolina's like, I'm gonna have to write this in my notes. Yeah. I mean, it didn't hit Karolina in the face, but it's like where I'm gonna have to write this in my notes. Yeah, I mean, it didn't hit Caroline in the face, but it's like where her head was lying. It's like, when I think it's pretty obvious that Riley needs mail attention.

Hmm. So then outside, Ashton is about to vote on this girl. They're making out and they're in the chair closet. You know, where all the chairs are kept. And I'll say, they were in the van. Well, no, they started in the chair closet. And I was like, please do not fucking the chair closet. I've been there. I've done that. I'm a cater waiter Yeah, don't do it. No one is proud after fucking in the chair closet, okay? But then they switched to the van and I was like oh

Yeah, yeah Yeah, but you just and it was like real sex like we saw her leg wrapped around like him and she's like oh my god So am ashes like I almost can't get out of bead because my bone is free to so head Rossa's like maybe I can help you will need some assistance get out of the business and and and and and

and and Oh, I'm like, all right, entire deck, entire deck, capping captain, entire deck. I'm out the scout charter, something's on the something of the island. Anchorade crabs and sand, you know what I'm saying? So it's like cleaning, cleaning, everybody's cleaning, the y'all is getting clean. We're moving forward, we're that Chandler. And Josiah, Josiah Pokes is head into Carolyn's room.

I'm stuck in the dark, and he's like, hello, you coming to work today? She's just like, no, not actually. You gave your two days. I did, but I changed my mind. You can't just change your mind like that, Caroline. Oh, actually I can, because last night I was having nightmares starring Kate and Josiah and also a strange talking stapler and I was like, okay I am not working here anymore and I'm never going back to staples She's like I was having this nightmare last night that

I was trying to eat ice cream so much. Stop me. I could barely go back to sleep again I I scooped this entire bowl of stash of ice cream and then I looked away for a second and I looked back, it was all melted. Thanks for leaving us in a great position, Caroline. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I mean, so, first of all, before we even go further, I mean, how crazy. She had a dream where Kate and Josiah were abusing her. So she decided to revoke her two days and then, you know, not go to work.

Come on. You're on TV girl. You are on TV right now. And just, I mean, just sleeping. Even if she said, you know what, I gave you my two days, but now I'm really pissed. And I'm leading and she was back up and she'd left the boat. Now, I guess the defense would be that she's waiting for the captain to get back, but you quit yesterday.

Yeah. And the captain didn't leave till the morning. So I also like that, like Josiah. It's either now or like in a few minutes, she's like, well, first she gives her two days, which isn't even a thing. And then she doesn't even show up. Which I love. Just like, oh, yeah, that isn't a thing, is it?

Yeah, I'm going to give you my two days. And then she doesn't even show up, which I love. Just like, oh yeah, that isn't a thing, is it? Yeah, I'm gonna give you my two days. She's like, I'm gonna give you my three and a half days because I wanna leave right after lunch on the third. Yeah, so just like, where's Caroline? And she goes, well, I came out to do my work and I didn't see a coughing. So I was like, where's Caroline?

And then I saw her hanging on a wall and I was like oh there you are and then it turns out it was a fire hydrant, I mean a fire extinguisher. Could have been a fire hydrant you for all I know, all I know is dogs probably like pissing on her too, zing. She was just lying there in bed so I tried to pick her up and I realized it was a used towel. I saw her she looks so cold and I realized it was just a pack of Hebrew nationals in the freezer. So Kate's like, well, this is a vacation and she's not a guest. So she goes, she tells us after everything I've done for Caroline. I have sprayed Windex on a window and then used Caroline to clean it off.

I have lined trash cans with her so that she may take a refuge. I have used her to pack up boxes. I have showed her the first aid kit where the Flintstone band aids were kept. I have dutifully wiped her down after every time we use her to make a cup of coffee. I have put her on the edge of a stick that the wild animal uses to clean up the deck. I have filled her with nectar and hung her up and waited for the hummingbirds to come feed from her. But most of all, I was actually nice to this one. You know, that's the thing. It's like after all these years, you actually make an effort. Well, kind of but it was like a passive aggressive effort, but still it could have been an aggressive aggressive

effort. Yeah. Yeah. We've seen K being much worse than people. I mean, last season to that girl Jen and she's like, hmm, am I the horror? Because last time I checked, you're the one who had a child when you were a teenager or so anyway Could you clean that up? Thanks. Yes, or to pour starfish Yeah, starfish went through this also, but starfish stuck through it. Everything was fine Yeah, and then you know they ended up becoming friends later. So you know So yeah, this could have been this could have been much worse. So Kate is now like She sees a challenge. Yeah.

And the captain is off the boat so they can do whatever they want. But she's also pissed because not only did Caroline quit, which is really annoying, and then she blamed Kate and was so overdramatic about why she blamed Kate. So already Kate's kind of like pissed, but whatever. We're just going to get through this. Then this girl says, oh, by the way, now I'm actually not going to work. So she's just going to sit on a boat and like, no, if you're going to quit, you actually do leave. And this is fairly standard that like, okay, you know, time to be escorted out. So so Kate goes to the cabin and like Caroline has now locked herself in the cabin. And Kate's basically like, um, you have one hour to leave. Um, Are you ever going to leave?

You don't have much to pack. You basically have a few rags that you call a shirt and that hideous sweater that we can all agree. I don't even want to say it looks like a blood clot. Sorry. I messed it. Just as how we come to the office, you look like a blood clot. So she's like, she's locked the door.

That's not even legal. Who gave this nut case a lock? No, she goes who gave this crazy personal lock? So it's like not even not case. She just says we give this crazy personal lock So okay, it's like well, you're not gonna sleep and get paid for it You have to pack and get out of here. So I'm gonna blast the music. I'm gonna blast some dubstep So here we go and she just starts Blasting blasting blasting dubstep right into Caroline's door.

Which again, I was like expecting something like, I don't know, like poison of smoke there. We're gonna put under the door to smoke her out. Yeah, or like a litany of, of like, or a barrage of insults. Like you're a stupid ginger who looks like a popsicle that's half eaten, but like not even a fun popsicle. Just like a really crappy one that you don't even wanna like in the first place. Yeah, but she did say she was like,

I'm glad you're leaving. Yeah. Something like that, but she did. Yeah. I don't know, I guess I was expecting more. I don't know if I'm more disappointed that they weren't more abusive, or I don't know what I'm feeling,

but I definitely thought there was gonna be more abuse. I think so they, I mean, when this was happening as I was watching in real time, my thought wasn't like, oh my god, Kate is out of control. I definitely thought, okay, well, this blasting music is like this is a little bit beneath Kate. She's usually like, her way of shaming is like a little, it's like more clever than just blasting music, but I wasn't like, oh my God, this is so abusive. I was like, okay, this is definitely shady, but like whatever.

Carat, in my mind, I was like, this lady quit, and now is like refusing to leave, like that's fucked up. Yeah, I get that it was just like Kate doing it, so it's like they're teaming up and like, you know, getting everyone to laugh at Carol. I know that if I was in that situation, I would be crying because I'm sensitive like that, but I probably would have also left the room.

I wouldn't be like, I quit. And now I'm just gonna stay in bed all day and get a good place. I probably would have just like woken up and be, you know what I would have told Josiah, I would have said, you know what, actually, I think I gave my two days notice, but I think I'm just gonna leave today. I'm gonna go talk to Kate.

That's what you do. And then you tell Kate, you know what, I'm just gonna leave today. There's no point me staying too, actually. So I'm leaving now. Just do it like that. Not like, no, sorry, no. I changed my mind and then just like turn over and bed.

No. Yeah, and so now Josiah and's start going too far because she's like, Oh my God, that's big of a surprise. There's the demon of that speaker. And he's like that's a demon in that room. That's the person. Go put the demon from the room. Thank you. So the chef tells us, Kate, how's this thing? Where she scares people? And I don't agree. That's not cool. She's scary. Oh my God.

Get a red wig. She's so back. So Ross. So Ross, like, he's like, what's all this noise? It's crazy. I mean, I've worked on the bits that have spanned the entire state of Montana. And I never heard this much noise before. So he walks in and he turns off the music and he like knocks on the door and asks if she's

okay. And at this point now Caroline isn't full hysterically You got a minute you got a minute can I talk to I can't I can't even tell you what fucking just happened I was just berated I was berated and I'm like oh you shift he asked little sneaky And I'm like, oh, you shifty ass little sneaky lady. You are like you are making it seem like you were just innocently here packing up your stuff and they came and just eviscerated you. And that's why you quit.

You know, there's weird things with the editing here. Oh, and this is also where she whips out her four papers of her late name complaints about how they've abused her. And she starts reading it and she's like, they were like, back your bags. I mean, it was like so shocking. I can't even. Yeah, she literally says it was so she goes, Josiah came in and asked if I was going to

do any work. And I said, please, I don't't really wanna discuss this with you right now. I'm like, and it just, and then Kate came over and screamed at me to pack my bags. It'll be off the boat in an hour. I'm like, no. I will say this. I am going to leave it open that what we are seeing

was edited and maybe some stuff was edited out, but honestly, still bad. Yes. Yeah, it was ridiculous and wonderful. When she went to that paper, I was like, okay, all of my feelings are gone. How long did it take you to write these papers? Why don't you just leave? Why are you writing this down? So he's like, all right, that was some professional agree with that but speaking of professional I'll

go a work because you know I have a fucking job lady yeah so she's like I was just I was rattled by pal thanks for listening thanks for listening so then Captain Lee could you Debbie Reynolds now by pal so Captain Lee comes back and Kates, like, Kate, Captain Lee, Caroline, and Quid, can we get her off the boat as soon as possible? Thanks so much. Also, that new order of Pissacio ice cream is here.

So everyone who works on the boat can have some. Thank you. Kate, Crue, Kate, Crue. Would everybody do me a favor and eat ice cream right now? We're going to have an ice cream social, unlimited pistachio ice cream for everyone who wants some, but you have to be working on the boat to get it. Okay, thanks.

So the cat- If anyone wants to have a cigarette, by the way, if anyone wants to have a cigarette out of uniform in front of the captainly, please feel free to do that. We're gonna allow that exception right now, but you have to be someone who works on the boat. And if you want, we can bring

pistachio ice cream up there too, for you to enjoy. Thank you. This is crew, crew, this is Kate. I would like to announce complimentary doctor's office visit trips for anyone who wants to just go to the doctor right now. Can we all just leave the boat at the same time and go to the doctor?

If anyone's foot is hurting, if anyone has received an infection, you'll get a complimentary bowl of pistachio ice cream and a siggy up on the roof. Free of charge, just really enjoy it. Just take the time off to enjoy it. I won't bother you at all while you do it. But you have to be working on the boat to do that. Okay, thank you.

So the captain's like, Caroline, Caroline, Captain, Captain Caroline. And she's like, Caroline Captain Captain Caroline and she's like oh Finally, so she's like, you know gets her Gets her mic on and her script ready and she gets up there to do her things like a mess already Snippling as she gets into the chair I'm gonna start from the beginning I'm gonna start from the beginning

Just listen to the woods every episode we do this week So she's like and she's got her script out which he's just looking at like odd Jesus God damn it. Big sloppy handwriting font. Bacon on peanut butter. That's what I feel like I just drag my butt whole chili farms. Right? So this feels like I left the boat for one hour. And this is what happened. I guess I should have been here to babysit them. Oh, God damn it. kind of good. And I'm going to be tough with you and mush up these bananas for you. God damn it, I got tripped again.

All right, Caroline, let me hear what you gotta say. Open their mouth, okay? Here comes the corn. Oh god damn it on babysitting again. Let's just pretend that you're not on a boat and pretend that you're on a chew, chew train. Coming to your mouth, eat your spaghetti y'all's in. God, what's it? your mouth. You just like that. You y'all didn't go, God, what's it? Caroline, before you began, I would like to read something that I like to read to all the people who work on this post to motivate them. Good night, Moon. Good night, wall. Good night, bed. Gonna get them. Hey, Caroline. You know who Fuzzy was he was Fuzzy was he was a bear So Caroline's self over the head with the radio so Caroline's like

Thanks for listening to me capy So I put it my notice and they just came screaming over I would like who gave the crazy girl a lock It's just like it was so mean and the meaning and It was just it was pretty to work under you. It really was it really was Oh my god, and I'm sorry let you down And the take no you're not sorry, you're leaving right when you know the bus and just got fired. Yeah, because you couldn't eat a fucking bowl of ice cream.

Give me a fucking break. And also, I like that she read from her script when she said, and Kate said, who gave this crazy girl? I'm like, looks up at him and he's just still like playing with this radio like that. Jesus Christ. What is this? Benanza again. Someone changed the goddamn channel. A really. So then a couple of years like, I don't know, right? Well, give me a hug. Will you?

She thinks what? She said that. Oh, sorry. He goes, it's unfortunate. I get that. We got to take care of yourself. I got to wish it worked out differently. She's like, yeah, give me a hug.

And then she leads and she's like, I mean, I guess I like Captain Lee and everything, but what I really would have liked was if he had acknowledged that this was like not okay behavior and he didn't even acknowledge that. Like, I'm like, oh man, now you're mad at Captain Lee. You're mad at Captain Lee because you're like, because you wrote something, because you like wrote

something in like large kindergarten font on the back of a piece of paper that was all wrinkled up and was like Kate said this and now you want him to be outraged? No. Yeah. She's like, but I wrote it an impact font. So she's like, no one seems to be bothered by this behavior. Besides me. Like, okay, good luck. Cause you know, she's gonna try and like have some kind of lawsuit or HR on somebody's ass. So good luck. Let's see what that brings.

Yeah, exactly. Well, actually, come to me earlier, I might have been able to do something. Which what are you gonna do? Be like, all right, I'm enforcing noise control. Anybody who wants to use an old jenky cell phone to torture somebody else who is staying in their room locked. That's not gonna happen.

Yeah, so she's like, well, you know what? This experience has taught me that like sometimes people don't like you and sometimes you just have to give up and just be like yourself and I don't know. I just I feel bad for Kate Josiah because they feel the need to hurt people and I think Kate Chastain is a bad person. Oh my god. It's so dramatic. Why do you think she's been on here five seasons? I know. Have you ever seen the show you came on to? Did you think Kate was just gonna be like lovely to you? Oh, okay. So next stuff we've got the crew mess. They're all kind of talking about what's been going on and the chef is like, well the real problem is Riley. That was really scary like she got really violent.

I felt so threatened. I was, you don't know what it's like to see a chair go from like 87 degrees to 90 degrees in the matter of like one second. Like that's my intense. Yeah, it's like I just want her to know that like I don't want her to like come to the to the galley and like look at me or like talk to me like it's not okay and then he tells us when I was 18 I moved to Paris and I Need some people that stole from me and really disappointed me So ever since then I just cut talks to people out of my life Like until you've had a chair pushed at you so hard that the head rest moves up a few inches You really don't know

But I go through and to show like how hurt he was in Paris when people stole from him They're like look at him when he was 18, making tomato salads. Yeah, it's like, wait a minute. They've shown like a picture of him holding that like, um, what do you call that like tower of those, uh, preferit roles? Like they're looking at it right now and trying to figure out what it is. At first, I thought it was like a giant piece of pizza.

No, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a classic French dessert where you have make like a tower It's like a Christmas tree made of preferraels. I forgot what it's called, but it's like it's like a as a thing they do in France and They just keep showing that like as evidence of like innocent Adrian like before he met toxic people who ruined his preferraal experiences Yeah, before he met people who just slam him in the face receipts. Just make sure Raleigh doesn't come in the galley. I don't want to ever. I don't want to look at her or talk to her.

There's the charter, even ever again. I'm like, okay, it relax. She got drunk, she's spat, and she was outside the car and you're inside, and she shoved the chair. I mean, she's crazy. That's fine, but like, stop acting like, you know, she got a chance to love her there. Calm down.

And also just a general note to people who are like overly, overly like peaceful man, the world isn't only zen because you ignore the bad parts. Okay, the whole point is to be zen in the eye of the storm. It's not to just, it's not to just like let all the bad stuff, lock all the bad stuff out, no offense Kate and Josiah, lock all the bad stuff out and then just pretend that everything's okay. Okay. It's probably like dealing with the real

world, which is pain and hurt. Yeah. I mean, like it's positive attitude to that. Yeah. It's one thing to give Caroline the Silent Treatment because Caroline was coming for you and being like nasty and you were being nice to Caroline for the most part. But like Riley was just being crazy. I can imagine saying, you know what? I thought Riley was really cool, but she's actually a little crazy and for her to do that like to spit at me and get mad at me when I've been like her friend. Like that's a little fucked up.

So I'm going to downgrade our friendship. But to do this whole, I'm cutting her out because she's toxic like like the work place, like keep her out of the kitchen. Like, oh, like she's going to come into the kitchen and like with a baseball bat and like swing. Well, she could, but that's the thing. Like, she could never stand up too much for somebody because she could do. She could, but could be opportunity to do that first. And then you can ban her.

Yeah. So next up, captain's like, all right, everybody you still got a job come on up here Everybody you still got all the leads to salvage up so it's Ross Kate and so chef go up for their new guest meeting Yeah, and Kate's like she's chewing on a pen and she's like I love I am I love the my name I would have hung up a celebratory lantern for you, but apparently quit and left the boat. I would have sprayed some silly string on you, but I just sobbed with the captain and wrote up a five, five, five page report.

So apparently the silly string no longer likes to be called silly. So we are just going to refer to it as the very kind and lovely thirds do string. as the very kind and lovely third-stew string. Yeah. So Ross gets his epilats. Epilats. And they go over these new customers, which... Mario and Anne-Marie govich.

Jesus, this preference sheet is a little terrifying. Yeah. So the crux of it, on the crux of it, Kate, these are these people own a yacht charter business and All that stuff stay no yachting and they have standards etc. And kids like Great seems like the nightmare charter to have when we are two people down great So then it's them cleaning we get like a little marathon of Kate and Josiah cleaning check. All right. So Stool Olympics. Yeah. Let's do our

Dun dun dun dun dun dun. I'm gonna like that thing on fire and done. Yeah. All right Emu all the captainly regarding this upcoming charters like let me just say this the pucker factor is in overdrive And by pucker, I mean I'm squeezing the sphincter in my asshole right now because I'm nervous. I'm nervous I'm gonna have to babysit once again. God damn it I hate babysitting. So now it's like the next morning and Ross is leading like a meeting like with the crew, the deck crew and he's like doing a good job. He's communicating. He's like, you know, all the channel I needed to do was communicate, you know, he, uh,

channel, uh, he's, he had a great work ethic, but you didn't know how to communicate. He just ate ice cream all the time, quite frankly. Yeah, I'm right. He's like,'s like all right Ashen you did do this Royley you do that chick. Oh, but should I do that? He's like yes, you should yeah that's communication nailed it She's a question, and I didn't get afraid of it so Yeah, Ross is like oh by the way Royley

Apparently something happened and could you just do a clear the gale because Adrian doesn't want you in there because he thinks you're a wild banshee who might have rabies. By the way, do you need a rabie short because we can range for that too? And she's like, oh my god. Like, and then she has this whole weird logical, like I could not follow her logic. She's like, you know, I mean, if Adrian has an issue, then like talk about it, but like don't talk about it. Like don't say you don't want to talk about it, then talk about it. And now like you're talking about it. So why aren't you talking about it? Like don't talk about it. I don't want to talk about it So why are you talking about it? You're talking about it. I'm like I don't know what's happening That was pretty much your logic. You followed it perfectly

Yeah, just her anger gave me life in that Oh, you want to talk about it. Don't talk about it. I mean why are you talking about it? You talked about it I don't talk about it. I don't even remember it. Yeah, I was like I'm You might actually have rapies right now. You are filming at the mouth. So it's like I Lili for Kate Kate come to the wheelhouse and she's like Which is how she walks upstairs So she gets up there and he's like well When Caroline left she wrote this weird thing on the back of a dam in label.

She said that you were abusive to her. Do you have anything to say about that? It was pretty damning the stuff she had to say and Kate just like this out. The thing with her lips. I don't know that I had to catch a bottle. New how to write. That's interesting. And she did one of those Kate moves where she's her faces on her hand and then she just kind of looks over and then goes, and her earring stingled back and forth.

And he's like, wow, I just, I wanted to get your side. She's like, mm-hmm. Well, when someone is disrespectful, then, she gives him this very, very plain answer. I'm not answering to you. Well, the perspective is that we hired a red balloon to be the third stew, and it turned out to be a huge mistake, and we'll never do it again.

She's like, she basically is like, well, Caroline was rude to the two people that were nice to her and picked up her slack, and only mildly talked behind her back. And, you know, so we just casually abuse her at the end. And I think that's totally respectable. We were we abused her with decibels, so sue me. So he's like trying to get more information out of her and she's just like, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, and like refuses to basically answer him. Yeah. And he's, and Captain Lee is like, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, and like refuses to basically answer him. Yeah, and he's, and Captain Lee's like, well, I'm pissed off that I can't get all the facts, but I'll, I guess I'll let it slide because I think we can all tell that Carolina's a

cuckoo not, but I have to pretend like I'm being so much aditious in this, this affair. So, anyway, babysitting him, all right? Yeah, and Kate flips her ponytail, she's like, all. So anyway, baby sitting, am I right? Yeah, Kate flips her ponytail. She's like, all right. Well, if you have any more questions, feel free to ask. If you have any more questions, I'll just be downstairs, pick up Caroline Slack, AK doing what I've been doing all season long. Oh, so the guests come on to boat. Everybody, everybody's exhausted. You know, just like, oh, good. Kids like impending doom.

The guests come on, Captain Lee hugs the, one of the ladies is a friend of his. They hug and they all go on the tour. And it's like pretty much like standard stuff. Like it's a thing of time, anchors up, time to leave the dock, take and cocktail orders, anchors are down. Like the usual, like, oh, the charter just began.

So Riley is in the Beach Club cleaning and Riley's starting to get into this place where she's like, I really want to add value. You know, now that we're like a man down, like it's time to spread their responsibility around to everyone else. And like all I'm doing is like cleaning and organizing things. And like I'm like I can do more than that. I don't

want to just be picking up lines and organizing things. I'm like you're a deck hand. This is part of it. Like you are by you cleaning and organizing things, that is value. Yeah. Russ is basically like, all right, now that you're now the Chandler's gone, I would love for you to write an encyclopedia explaining everything about the Hishan culture and debt cleaning. She's a guest. No, no, here's the share me go clean. Yeah, so then the guests are going to go have a picnic over by this big waterfall. So they have to prepare for it.

And it's gonna be this whole thing where they're gonna be like multiple tender trips over as they bring the stuff over. You know the usual like beach setup and so Kate goes over with some stuff and she gets the waterfall and she's like, huh, wow, this is like a beautiful waterfall. Like the waterfall is breathtaking. It's kind of like the anti-caroline. I really love it. Wow. I really love it.

Wow, I would say this is just like, yeah, it's like Caroline, but it has a purpose. Yeah, look at that. I almost feel like if I brought this waterfall back to the yacht, it actually would want to help out. It's so nice. She goes, hi, hi, hi, really. I was like, oh my god, Kate and the Lion King. Yeah, so I thought I had a little tiny line But they turns out it was useless. So I was still the Lion King. Gay waterfalls I'm like the most unlucky Mufasa there's ever been because I like lifted up Simba in terms of Simba Simba was just Caroline. I was like oh Guess that's have another one. Hmm no Matata, right? Hmm. I couldn't I'm a good man. I couldn't be Tata my philosophy Who could I try line? so

So Adrian like hops on the tender and he brings all his stuff Because he I guess he he comes on prematurely like apparently there needs to be like another thing and he gets there and Nothing is set up and he's like in a snit. He's like oh well I sent I told them to send the guest over because I thought you would set up everything and he goes, well, that was a huge mistake. He's like, yeah, but every time I've come to like these locations, they've already been set up. She's like, huh.

And everyone else was running around trying or ash them at least and tried to get set up. running around or asked him at least and get, or like trying to get set up to show my hat and he goes, there's no point in arguing about it, Kate. It's like, I'm not. Yeah. In case you didn't know, I was not arguing with you. I was just merely just projecting subtle disdain through my eyes about you. Yeah. That wasn't an argumentative, huh?

It was a disdainful, huh? So yeah, maybe learn to read my haas, and then we'll have no problems. I'm actually not arguing with you. I'm just merely dismissing everything you're saying right now with my eyes. She's like, well, as the guys in a meditation, the one that's throwing a temper tantrum.

Meditate on that. I mean, all I have to do is do a tablespoon, and I could do that in my sleep, so I'm just gonna say to you, huh? She's like, editors, can I help to do is do a table scape and I could do that in my sleep. So I'm just going to say to you, uh, I'm editors. Can I have help in this huge argument I'm having with the chef right now? I'm like, sure. Here's a shot of some chickens.

It's like, thank you. Thank you. I was like, look at all the car lines running around. So, uh, so then Adrian's like, Oh my God, there's like not even gasp for the barbecue. So he's like, okay, so they radio for gas and they like the tenderest to turn around and get the little get the gas canister. I guess not very prepared are we, huh? And of course, by the time the guests arrive on the beach, the table is set up and all

beautiful because it does not take a lot of time to like unfold two tables and put plates down and fold napkins. Yeah, and then Kate's like, Yeah, there's a shit job, but that's how it is. We're having a good time, pinye caladas. So, so the guests come, they're all happy. They're taking photos and the waterfall and stuff. And the tender, Ross comes back with the tender and Riley's there and I was like, oh my god I forgot to give them the insect repellent and punches and I was like, oh, yeah Well, you know, I said that they were there. I said that they were on the tender

She's like, I know I forgot. I mean, why do I why do I even bother saying it if you're gonna forget anyway Like why do I even bother and he's like, no, no, it's good that you said it because I need to remember these it was my fault Oh, yeah, so it's my fault. No, it's literally my fault. Okay fine blame me for everything. I said it was my fault the fault of Ross Basin I don't even know why bother coming out of the womb Like okay, like so I'm like Riley, you know, I was actually I've been on your side the whole channel or thing like Don't make me be like oh wait you really are the problem Please don't like make me go there Well, that's that's always her thing. She's such a hard worker, but she is the problem

But then every time they show where she's working your ass off So she is a hard worker, but she's also like this season is confusing because normally they give us people who are just like villains They are just wrong. Yeah And now we're like, oh my god, I'm rooting for Riley, even though she's totally wrong. So then he goes down to the beach house to start dealing with the toys and she comes down there. And he's like, come on, Riley, don't be mad. She's like, um, um, um, he's like, how about this? He's like, why don't you take a 20 minute break?

He's like, he gives her a break. And she's like, oh, why you, oh, you think you think I need a break? You think I need a break, right? Uh-huh. Like, I've been like the only one on here and I've been like, fine. So he's like, really? Like, what do you want me to do? He's like, he's like, don't have an attitude. And she's like, she's like, fine. You know what? I don't have an attitude. You know, I'm not even yelling right now. Okay. I'll just act like a day worker and all that matters is putting my head down and working. It's like, yeah,. Yeah exactly. Yeah, welcome to life And yeah, well just good taking out. I'm you know, this not get angry and she's like yes, sir

He's like, oh right man. It's that's enough now that's dead. I said I'm sorry. Okay, sir Okay, it's a taking out that yes Yes, I'm like, oh god Riley and it's like next week Ross and Riley are making out I'm like of course of course it's like a really poor person version of mood lighting deck lighting so next week is gonna be next week is the that this is the episode this is where Ashen goes overboard and we actually see a little in the previous for next week where Ashton goes overboard and we actually see a little, in the previous for next week we see a little bit more and man does it look scary. I like went back and

watch it like five times and I was like, I was like, this is scary. They're like Ashton's drowning. I'm like, oh, and he's like a stuck to a line and it's really scary. Radikas, they just stuff the captain on the radio and you hear, man down and he's like oh what she's on down she's like oh it looks scary I'm I'm excited for it and I'm glad that Aston apparently seems to survive it so that's good yeah he's posting his his a bot all over the Instagram. So think think good. Thanks to bad So guys, thanks very much. We'll be back tomorrow to talk the season finale Sniff sniff tear tear of real housewives of Dallas and then New Jersey's on Friday

Oh, yeah, yeah Everybody we will talk to you later. Have a great one. Have a good one, guys. Talk to you later. Bye! Which is exactly what you just said. Bye. Mmm.

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