Watch What Crappens - BelowDeck: Our Hearts Are, Like, Literally Full

Episode Date: January 30, 2019

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Blue Deck. Oh, so sad. Blue Deck is ending. Great So now, below deck. Below deck. Below deck. Oh, so sad below deck is ending. Great, great, great season. We had so much fun talking, doing our very first ever below deck recap over in Charleston last week. And that, you know, we were given a gem with this crystal. Oh, sorry, everyone. Starbucks, BIRP, Starbucks, BIRP. Don't be afraid. But we had basically where we left off last week was with this crazy, crazy spoiled princess crystal. And I was afraid that we saw all that there was to see of crystal last week, but I was wrong because we got a whole lot of great crystal this time around.

Yeah. Crystal is still a freaking nightmare, okay? And Kate wants to bring out the hose. Yeah. And so she comes over with her and her scary voice where she's like, Hi, it's Kate and Josiah. Do you think he can maybe land? Which means she's about to fucking kill you.

Yeah, she's about to fucking kill you. She's not gonna like that. Yeah. And Crystal's like, I literally don't give a fuck what you do. I'm just gonna be here. And she refuses. But then she hears that pitch. And so she gets up. And she goes, I think I'm going on a bad mom. Like it's her idea. And she's just like, okay, bye.

Live your best life. She goes, I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna puke everywhere just for you. Okay, it goes great, great. I'm just gonna destroy one TV. Great. Have fun. Yeah, I'm gonna rip you limb from limb. Have fun trying to live your best life on Instagram the next couple of months, honey. Yeah, exactly So Crystal goes down to her room and so like we what I love is that we have a general sense of who these people are There's Chelsea who is like the giraffe Australian who got in trouble And then there's Cam the loyal side cake who never gets to respect that she deserves despite doing everything for crystal

And then there's a bunch of other randoms. So Crystal goes down to her room and she says, you can get out of my bed now. Thanks, Cam. Literally get out of my bed. Thanks, Cam. Get out of my bed. Goodbye. Thanks, Cam.

Let me get out of my bed. Oh, gah, gah. Cam. I love that it's a running thing that Cam is always trying to be in her room now. Yeah. Look at that. That's actually something Cam often does.

It's like she's the sidekick to Crystal, but then she, it's like that friend on big brother that's always trying to take advantage of the HOH room. Yes, that's totally what Cam does. Cam is like, well, I'm gonna do all this stuff for Crystal, but the perks of that is that I got to be on a bed with her. And I like that.

Yeah, instead of the cot in the pantry, which is probably where they're making her sleep. Yeah, exactly. She said that Crystal is just like on a rampage. Get on my bed. Get on my thanks, Cam. Thanks, Cam. Bye, get on my bed.

Get on my bed. Come on, man. And Kate goes, per safe now. It's okay, Josiah. Josiah's like trembling in the corner. Yeah, and this is where Crystal's like, it's literally a hundred different things in this room.

When I pick up everywhere, it's literally 100 number of reasons in the anime when I pee everywhere. It's not my phone. Just, just as I was like crawling into his bed, he's just like, Kate, I've lost so much faith. I needed master Pearson and he never came. What does this mean, Kate? Why have my heroes fallen? So 7.28 am the next morning, Ross is just watching all the chicks swim. Here we go again with below deck notes. Like that was important to rate. Yeah. And also, they noted the exact time with 7.28 a.m. And then they you see Chelsea on the litical just like again,

there's a very confused route. Or what? Or what? I'm moving. I feel like I'm running, but I'm not going anywhere. I don't understand how this works. So strange. Anyway, I'm sure I'll be accepted back into the goods today. You just got to run a little harder, Chelsea. You can do it, Chelsea. You can do it. I believe in me, Chelsea. I believe in me. I believe in Chelsea. I'm not losing that song anymore. Okay, never mind. So Riley is bringing coffee. Riley's doing coffee because everyone else is still sleeping of the girls for whatever reason woke up really early. And she's like, this is the best I can do right now. Got it. Got it. She's also by the way, like, like, pilfering some, some, like, like, cabinet that has this giant bottle of ranch in it. I can just imagine Riley

putting ranch in the coffee. Like, is this what coffee is? I don't know. I'm on a fishing boat all the time. Get it! So, Cam's like, that's fine. I just need to support Crystal right now. Like, that's what I need to do. So, I just take it to her. So, Riley goes and takes it into Crystal. She goes into her room. And she's like, I have your tea. And Crystal's like, um, I just want to make this really fucking clear. You don't come into my room without knocking. Get the fuck out right now. I'm going to try to leave the room with like a facial shrug. Like whatever. I was like shocked that Riley was so cool with that. I think it actually that's like, I think in Riley's speak, that was the equivalent of crystal saying, thank you so much. Um, I'll see you later

I was like god and Riley speak that's what hostess is say as you leave the restaurant, you know So then captain Lee is like I write I know we only start at the episode But I want to stick around for any goddamn sentimental montage at the end. So let me be let me be reflective now This season is being epic. We had the highest to highest, the lowest to lows, but when it all comes out in the wash I still have the best goddamn job in the world. I mean I'm leaving here with a tent on my nipples. I've had more cereal than Captain Crunch has, okay? You might as well call me Captain Lee Crunch. What sort of yacht does Captain Crunch crunch run because last time I checked he wasn't able to

sit anchor on a piece of coral so then we get chef and Laura in the kitchen and he's just as creepy as ever he's like yeah baby girl here you're going off to set that for after this huh yeah with that and yeah I guess he really likes you she's like yeah he does that's an e story eee and story we have love and Adrian's like yeah he's always talking about your butt and it's just like that it's like you're just all like you know even just him saying but just it's's so nasty. And then she's juicing something, which is even worse, because what's the heat of the one? He was like, yeah, juicy. Yeah, juicy.

And he was like, I really like rooming with Laura. When we room together, we can talk about our frustrations. You know, like I can tell her how frustrated I am that every time I jerk off on her, when she's asleep, I still live and hit her in the face. And she can talk about something. Oh. jerk off on her when she's asleep. I still live and hit her in the face. And she can talk about something. Oh, you know, whatever meat puppet say. So then we see like, you know, it's like the montage thing where like the screen

splits up into like five different things. And I don't know if you noticed this, Ronnie, but Chilsa, she was in the corner doing ab exercises with the core water, which I thought was hilarious. She's like, oh, they're using that for everything now. Just like, all right, Chills, this is your moment. You're gonna come upstairs and have great abs,

and then Chris is gonna be like, I wanna be a friend again. It's all gonna work out. You can do this, Chills. You can do it. I believe it, I believe it in my core. Oh, how convenient. They should call this Chills-a-Water. So the girls wake up and it's clown music, which I love that they get their own clown music for waking up. And then the deck hands are gossiping and ashtans like, well, you missed some drama. Lice now that killed spoiled and Ross is like,

she was a bit difficult last night. Got to marry that girl. Yeah, totally in love. Yeah, which makes sense because they I don't know like I don't understand I still don't understand what's going on with Ross and Crystal on Instagram or on Twitter. I don't understand there are a couple or not a couple but something's going on. I think they dated but they're now not a couple. I don't know. I don't know. Like I really don't care. Yeah. So that's I read that in a Facebook comment. So that's what I'm passing on to the world if any of you are curious

I don't know go on the internet. Yeah, Tyler meanwhile. He's like I got to say rich clients Not my thing. You know what is my thing? Taking a butter knife across them peanut butter. That's what I'm saying So a girl's like so so Crystal, Crystal comes at and everything. Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi, Crystal.

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weird it's weird so they're putting up the slide and now it's time for the breakfast order which means we get one of our great below-deck traditions, which is a montage of annoying people ordering specific things for breakfast. So we get like, my favorite was, did you pick up on this because Cam goes, all right, can I do, can I do a, and then Chris said, can I have eggs, benedict, things? Is that possible? And Cam goes, wow, good call. I was gonna order something else totally

before you interrupted me, but I'm so glad you interrupted me because now I'm like so much wiser for it. So thanks, Crystal. And then the other girl's like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna have spammy, shrimp, bale,

onions, steak. Oh, I'm just gonna have avocado, avocado, avocado, oh my god, onions, steak. Oh, I'm J. Avocado. Avocado. Avocado. Oh, my God. And then, Charles, he's like, do you just wait for somebody to cut her off and nobody's listening? Yeah, she's like waiting for-

She's like waiting for- She's like, it will crystal- I'm gonna add one more thing to the omelet. I don't wanna- It's like, it's like basically like, push your luck. Like, how many things before crystal- Oh, my God, you're so fat.

Get off this boat like um Do you have any super foods? Can I add a super food? Oh my god? Oh damn it. I busted Chelsea's like do you have any crib by any chance and you just know that like crystal afterwards was like Oh my god that you see did you see Chelsea? She totally asked for a crab like who does that like why do we invite one? That's about even if we're gonna order crap? Yeah, like seriously, I hope they deliver it to her like nine minutes late so she must have felt away for her Yeah, maybe show you guys like nine minutes mean something. It means something So Laura goes down to put in the orders and she goes they want it now. They're like right now

Yeah, meanwhile Kate is like waking up from her bed and she just has this look on her face like I don't have many regrets in life, but I do regret that I didn't use the hose last night. I regret she didn't use the hose last night. That is one of the trickiest editing we've seen. Come on, you can't say get the hose and not bring out the hose. I know, I'm waiting for the hose So the girls are all just like waiting for the food waiting for the slide and they're like they're watching the slide and it's like It seems to be a very long process. Yeah, I think like blowing it with their lungs like oh gee These girls are terrible

So then crystals like oh These girls are terrible. So then Crystal's like, um, is that gonna rain? It's not gonna rain. Like, this button needs to start moving. I love that Crystal even has a complaint to file with the rain. I know, like, shut up, Alroker. So then Kate comes out with a food and we hear Crystal saying, literally, like, sometimes I think the just like take fragments of conversation from another part

And they love doing this of like Kate walking out and we just hear Crystal saying Cam like literally paid all over me one time. Oh good. Thanks. Thanks for the breakfast. Yeah, great. Thanks I'm so sorry to be detail oriented because I never detail oriented But she goes one time I literally peed on Cam. Oh, that makes a big difference. It just does because this girl is so terrible. If Cam had ever peed on her, she would be dead right now. I know.

Chelsea would be the new Cam. Cam's like, no, I totally deserved it. I totally deserved it. Because I was gonna order something else for breakfast. I was gonna get a waffle and then I was like, wait a second, why am I not getting an eggs, Benny, am I right? Like I totally deserve to be a peed on, you're so right, Crystal.

So Kate delivers her food and she's like, I'm terrified. So she delivers her food, but Crystal's like, Oh, I'm just thinking, I'm like literally love you. Like I literally guys, like literally, I love you. That's okay, it's like, I'm your welcome. Which is her way of being like, fuck you, die. I'm gonna hang you off the. It's like, I'm you're welcome, which is her way of being like, fuck you die. I'm going to hang you off the side of this. But, you know, yeah. Kate was totally having one of those moments that she walked away from the table.

She was like scanning the room for the hose, you know, it's like one of those movies where someone is being held captive and they have a chance to break for it and they like look at their options, but then they like don't do it anyway. Yeah, you know, she's had that hose prepped yeah, to make sure it's ready to go for the next time. It's totally like those moments on 24 where it's like, okay, we have to, we have to like send off, set off that bomb because that's what we have to do. And then Jack Barra comes running in and like the last seconds is, no, no, don't do it.

Like she's like ready. She's ready to hit that button. Yes. She's like, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude,

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So okay, it's like, okay, so is everything okay or are you guys just being generally bitchy to this morning, you're just being awful? Or is this something was wrong wrong with the honor and she's like, I'm in a food coma. I just need a nap ideally in a bed that calm isn't in calm. Thank you. Get on my nap bed. Would you like to be in a literal coma because I can help? I hate these people and I will use my own tip money to buy a airplane ticket out of here. Yeah, just I'm gonna buy a near plane ticket on air to heeding we to get her out of here And yes, that was a sponsored line and no, I don't care because they're so terrible that I'd actually rather hear sponsored content

Then listen to their voices So he come Tyler and Riley are working well Riley is like hosting stuff down hose and Tyler's like, he's watching with Bob here. Baby mate mate, and he made him look like trying to be all charming. Yeah, and Riley's like, got it, got it, got it. So he's like, hey, can I use this hood for a second? And then he just like takes it and then like,

just sort of like, like washes something down. He's like, I just really want to do this. His goal is in life or so, though. I mean, while Kate is watching through a poor hole, like, to be a deck hand for just one moment in time. Is somebody going to warn me the day when the window washer show is going to come on? Because I don't want to miss it again. Hey, Tyler, if I move that flow over to Crystal's face,

do you think you could still do that hose thing? Thanks. I'm going to launch a proxy hose war. David? David. David, I think it's time to go to commercial. Do you want to go to commercial, David? David?

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and she just leaves. And he's like, why are you giving me an attitude? Girl, the attitude woman. Oh, she says dude to us. She tells us you're dude. I don't need a hug for you for your avocado. Sorry, I just want to have a kind of. Hmm. So slide, how do they put these slide cams on people?

Because when girl had a camera on her face the entire time down the slide. I think you're like a selfie stick with like a GoPro something. Oh, yeah. Bless her heart. I mean, never, I'm, thank you for teaching me that because I'm never, ever letting somebody say, hey, take a selfie stick down. It's this new experimental technology that is killed four or five people, but they think they finally got it right.

And Chris was like, Cam will do it for you. She'll try it. She'll be again. Are Chelsea, Chelsea's like missing a mind now. Chelsea is already like floating away in the currents. What happened to Chelsea? Who cares? She's a bitch.

Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm Becky the ball. Mm-hmm. So in the kitchen, Kate is with the chef and the deck guys. And he's like, um Kate Do you have an aquarium? Do you have any queer mech and you's like why do you want to have like live animals? He's like, yeah, I want to catch some

Yeah, he's like, you know for the last two or just one is to be right there for the top, you know And I just I'm gonna put some living things and crabs make them feel the dehesion vibe I was like they're into the tea they're into heady. I think they feel the dehesion vibe. I don't think you're literally into heady. I don't think if you see shells is gonna like really make it click. Yeah and the chef is like, oh maybe some crabs and desire just tells us it's the last trotter. We don't give a fuck. I also loved how like I don't know if you heard Kate making little comments while Adrian was describing us to her because she's so quick. And because she's like, so what do you want to catch for this particular idea? And he's like, oh, you know, I was just thinking like some hermit crabs with lights underneath. And she goes, Aquatic Ray, I've got it.

But it was so quiet like the camera wasn't even on her you just had to hear it you know. So Crystal is talking to her friends and she's just so not just blessed this girl's heart. I mean she's just terrible. I hope they put her back in her back. I need more of this. Give her like five days on the boat. And no one's it seems like no one's ever told her. So I wonder how life is going right now while she's getting all this backlash. I know she probably thinks she's hilarious. Yeah. So yeah, probably. Yeah, I said, I'll cross it out. So they show her and she's like, oh, my bathing suit is always like literally going up my back. And my my feed me, take a nap, like feed me, take a nap, like feed me. I'm just trying to let my best life and Kate shall say I hear her and just mocking her behind her back.

They're just laughing right at her. I like to talk about our bathing suit about it going up her butt crack. It's like, how do you think the bathing suit feels? Okay, the bathing suit's like, oh, no, oh, no, God, I'm going back in. I can't help it. Oh, no, why does this have to happen to me? Yeah, I'm not one who will protest anything, but I will protest in support of that, that bathing suit. Yeah, unless you're art who will protest anything, but I will protest in support of that bathing suit. Yeah, I think.

Unless you're all right. Justice for the bathing suit. So now it's time for lunch and they're being served some sort of chicken dish and they said the food comes down in front of them and Chris says, oh my god, like, did you give me a whole chicken? Oh my god, did you go to that girl? It's a whole chicken. They're like, oh my god, oh my god.

Oh my god, she made a joke. She said it was like a whole chicken. I'm like, it was seven. It's like classic crystal. Yeah, let her lie to get us our All check out my whole check out my whole check on like oh my god. Thank you. Thank you Thank you so much. Oh my god. Thank you So Ashton goes to lie down and Laura comes in to play with him and she's like, I got lots of energy.

I don't know what to do. And I'm like, we're trying to get men to stop sexually harassing for the rest of the episode. Okay. So she starts working out with a little rubber line or whatever. And Ash is getting sick. He's like, for me, this is big. We were just making out with somebody two days ago, dude.

Yeah. You literally banged at the Heishin prostitute in a production van. Congrats. So, so now Tyler and Adrian go off to fish. Tyler, they go off on a little boat and Adrian's like fishing and I think that I don't remember if it was here or not, but Adrian's being like, oh, you know, growing up and seeing why going to see his like a part of my ex. It's like, shut up. So, he's like, yeah, he's like, huh, you know, like growing up, like seeing this, why are going to see this like a part of my ex? It's like, shut up.

So he's like, yeah, he's like, I'm definitely a water baby. I just can't stand him right now. So, and so he'd think of off in the boat, and then did you see this, Chelsea was in the hot tub, and she starts recording them. No. So they go off on the jets, I wasn't a boat. They're on a jet ski. Tyler was steering the jet ski, they go off, and way and they zoom off and it cuts to Chelsea in the

hot tub alone of course because no one hangs out with Chelsea. And she's like, she has her cell phone out and she starts recording the jet ski and she's like, all right, Chelsea, this is your moment. You're going to get some great footage here. You're going to make a montage on eye movie and get sent to Crystal. You'll get back in good greases. This is the money shot. This is the money shot, Chelsea.

You can do it. You got to out. You dropped the phone in good graces. This is the money shot. This is the money shot gel So you can do it you know you got it. Oh Drop the phone in the hot tub really did all So almost died they look at myself So yeah, he's telling some snorkeling stories like yeah, my dad used to take me to snorkel I'm really excited to share that and then he pulls out a big poop from the water Oh my god. It was, first of all, what kind of fisherman was your father? Yeah, I mean, he pulls out a giant sea slug.

It was disgusting. It was disgusting. Fascinating in an aquarium. Like a aquarium place that you visit. Not fascinating in an aquarium on my table. You know, like, it was not right. It was gross. It was objectively like were there no seat with no scallops shells down there? Were there no? Yeah,

there was nothing else, nothing else. Yeah. So Kate's like, I've never had a chef tell me how to set the table. I think he wants to be the star of the last night. And he just wants to sit there and say, look, I do this. I chose that. You know, he's swinging for the fences, and I appreciate that, but I don't know that the guest well. So, and Laura's like, Exactly. Yeah.

And she's right. These guests will never even, like they probably won't even notice it. If anything, if anything, these are the exact guests not to put a cease-lug in front of, except for the fact that that would be hilarious. Like, I'm only in favor of the sea slug because it would troll Crystal so much. Yeah, I would only be in favor of it if they put a little main tag in front of it and

called it Chelsea. Yeah. So Josiah sees the sea slug come on board. So he runs up to Kate. He's like, he's running through the hallways. Must get to Kate. Must get to Kate. I have urgent news.

urgent news to the Kate. So Adrian, the most amazing chef and freediver in the world, got a slug. Yes, you heard it a slug. Go, go, go. Kate puts on her cape. She's like, all right. I can go see you at the day.

Oh, no. And she's like, is he serious? They're gonna be like, what is this? Like, why? Kids like, oh, how did Crystal feel about being caught by him? Get it? So the captain's like, ah, so he's down to the kitchen, you know? He's looking for some cereal.

And he goes, so you're going to do a table decoration with a sea slug. He's like, yeah, isn't that cool? And he goes, sounds really disgusting. Right. Have you ever thought about digging a box of Cheerios and pouring in and acquiring them and filling up with some melcons and saying, hey, look at the Cheerio fish. And that's what I call a Santa piece. That idea is like a dick drag through a minefield full of broken coronabotls, right? So I think. So, Josiah finds a phone and brings it to Crystal, her phone, and she's thinking, you are a singer.

Thank you, you guys. I think it might like be too relaxed. Like, if I die now, I'll be totally okay. Like, totally chill out to the max. All the girls inside their heads are like, we would be okay too. I know they're like, can I help? Yeah, how can we make this come to fruition?

So then Kate like goes down. I was actually shocked that Kate did this. She put on like the little gloves and she went to pick up the sea slug and she's like, hmm, why stuff came out when I just squished him it's sort of like Caroline she back oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh sea slug, so that's what we've got. Yeah, with time you get a beautiful jellyfish, terrarium, and if you're Russia, you get a ejaculated sea slug, so. Yeah, so they put those sea back into the into the slug back into the ocean, and you just hear

Lauren back home. Sorry! And they're just like, well, I see beauty in most things, and I realize that some people don't, and that's sad, and disappointing. Adrian, shut the fuck up. Yeah, you're fake yoga ass You are awful shut the fuck up like He and that's that this is a common thing. He So I'll circle back to it, but shut the fuck up. Okay. See beauty and see like yeah, I guess there is beauty and see slug, but you know it though like See shells are beauty beautiful too. Yeah

Yeah, exactly so he's like the well, okay, then the only thing I want to guess is like I still want LEDs under the thing And she's like okay, thank you, Adrian like she's done. He's glad. He better be glad. He didn't start off this way He's yeah, he's gone way differently. He doesn't know what it's like to make an enemy of Kate in the kitchen because she'll come for you. She will make your life hell in the kitchen. Yeah, so they have to get this food out really fast because Cam has gotten his scheduled a firework show and it's going to go on at a certain amount of time. Yeah, at 9 p.m. and basically Adrian has to do a four-course meal in an hour and he's like, I'm just really limited on time. Well, maybe you shouldn't have gone fishing for a seas

lug. Yeah, no good point. So they're setting up and she's asking Laura, she's like, well, do you have the bowl of stuff ready? What were supposed to set up with LED lights? And she's like, yeah, but they're so ugly. They're so dirty. We have to keep changing water. So you're not going to change the water during the service. Okay, I'm just, this is too much for me right now. I'm taking Riley's collection of corals and putting in LED lights on, right?

Call and get a day. They're like, I think something's wrong with the corals. Oh, I'm sorry. I think we use for use the corals. Oh, I'm sorry. I think we use for use condoms. Gross. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just had to because it was easy. It was easy.

It's how that you screw condoms. Sorry. Also, they're at the dinner table. I need to like, uh, does it look like they ready and everyone's like, happy birthday, Crystal. Oh! She shows up. She shows up in this like, in this like, teal dress that has these weird zippers everywhere and slits. And I'm sure it was designer, but honestly, it looked like a handbag that I've been repurposed. And they're like, oh my god, Crystal! That dress is stunning! And everyone's like, oh my god crystal that dress is stunning and everyone's like oh my god that dress is amazing

crystal it's amazing oh my god crystal camera is like we're gonna have a toast for crystal crystal I know you had to seriously and they're like crystal she's a girl we know a lot of my life crystal is that take us on a phone with a lot of money. Crystal, dad, take a son of Bunch. Like, you guys, thank you. Seriously, I don't know what they do with that, too. Like, my heart's like really full right now. It's like, so full. Oh, wait, I'm losing something.

Oh, Charles is here. Okay, last fall. Last fall. And Kate calls it because she's like, it's like when the rich kid at school has a birthday and you all hate her, but you really want that goody bag yes 100% discuss with the girls going love you love you oh my god oh my god my answer oh my god

and they're really rushing to get these stakes and get get everything out you know and get the goals and all this junk, oh so let's so then Kate's like oh my god Yeah, that's Riley's fishing boat coming through got it got it so So Kate's like oh my god, I just realized something It's this bitch's birthday. I forgot to put up journalism lens and if anyone wants to miss a lens this bitch So it's like code red code red for Kate, you know Yes, and poor Laura has to do it all. Yeah, she's like I'm making you by making birthday precedent and Basically everyone has to be in this lawn blowing blins and then we're gonna like put the blins in there when she's upstairs

Okay, so it becomes like this huge like drama, you know, they'll like yes Racing to get these blocs, these bloons. So then we cut to Crystal and she's telling one of her fabulous stories to her friends. She's like, I'm on a date with Hamilton's guy and I ordered steak, I saw her and the order steak, well done. And I was like, oh, we're done. We're done.

Yeah, like I was the one who definitely said we're done and it was definitely based on the steak differences and not on a personality issue and it was definitely me who said we're done Remember that do remember that cam. Do remember that just wait Chelsea weren't there. Sorry So she's Adrian's making another lumpy boob cake. Yeah. What is his deal? Yeah, and the thing is they're all in a rush. They have to get this dessert up

and because the fireworks are about to start and he's like, can we make it like a disco ball and incorporate the lights? And they're like like oh my god Adrian Not only are you like so problematic, but you're also slow right now He's doing this on purpose So they take wine glasses and spray paint some like glitter edam I'm assuming gets edible And then they put like a little thing of a little glob of the boob cape on tape on top

Wasn't there like smoke under our glass? I don't know. It was like a weird arts and crafts thing that was jumbled together and the meantime kids like Ladies, they're supposed to be a meter shower upstairs So why don't we go up to the crow's nest? I just words the wise if you see a white substance You should try to avoid it best as possible. I'll me to the crow's nest thank you. Or you know support it because it's probably the future child of Laura and Ashley. It will grow up to be known as Sienna Kate. So they go up there and you just hear Crystal going. Um they're not even anything. I'm here.

Matt, that there's not a meteor shower right that instant. I know. So then the fireworks start. Yeah, that is so funny to think that like, she would like go up there and like, like God had not started shower. Yeah, she, like, mother nature. Yeah. So Cameron, so the far we're starting, Cameron's like, okay, okay, Cam, this is your moment. This is your moment to cement your place as the number one site.

Okay, she's like, um, it's our present from us to you, sign Cameron, your future bedmate tonight. Can't wait to see you there. I feel my sister, mama. She like tries to cry. Cameron your future bedmate tonight can't wait to see it there She like tries to cry yeah, I then they bring her back down again to now to the wherever they're eating Which is we are they're eating this like place where there's like two tables that are not next that are like next to each other And so the normal dinner place so there Christmas like oh my god Oh my god, I'm like crying. I'm like such an ugly cryer. I'm such an ugly cryer I'm an ugly cry Cam this when you say you're not an ugly cry. I'm an ugly cryer

Cam I'm an I'm an ugly ugly Cam are you gonna do anything I ugly cry? Um, okay, let me put this in a way that you guys can understand it. I'm a Chelsea Cryer. Okay. Oh my god, I'm such a Chelsea right now. Oh my god. Guys, my heart is like literally in full. It's just like because she's like auditioning. Okay, guys, she's the best positioner of all time. I know. Did you also notice that when they had to light the cake, the sparklers for the cake,

so to walk out with Kate, use the blowtorch and Josiah was holding the cake. Did you see his face? She was like lighting the sparklers and the blowtorch was right in front of his face. She was like, ah, ah, ah, he has such a look of extreme fear on his face. It was like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Crystal like spills red wine all over the place the balloons come like flying across the the deck and they like knock

A glass of wine on crystal she's like it's fine. I like don't even care like I'm so happy like whatever I don't care that's on my address, but can can you please clean that up? Thank you Yeah, and then someone's like yeah, but it's on the furniture too, and then can't go never apologize Like they go into one of their rooms, like damn, mobsters. Yeah, so they go into the master just to hang up, hang out. And so they're cleaning up and Adrian comes out and he's like looking at the table decorations and he's like, oh, you didn't even end up

using the coral I brought on. I think it's pretty just respectful that Katie didn't use my coral. I mean, I guess I should have went through and had done everything myself. Shut up, Adrian. Yeah, how about you do everything yourself in the kitchen where you work?

Yeah. How about you catch the fish on your off day and keep it a little bowl for like a day, okay? Yeah, a little butt. So, kitchen, cat and chef. She's like, um, so he's pissed, right? And he's like doing his silent, like, I'm watching dishes now. Pist off thing.

And she's like, um, can I ask you about the slung? So you've never asked me about the table before. And he's like, um, well, you didn't use any of it anyway. So just, but yeah, but it would have been distracting. He's like, well, everything went well, so I don't even know what we're talking about it. Yeah. And yeah, and then he was just like mudder something

about Kate being passive-aggressive and tiring, like always. And he's just like, Adrian, I know I don't really want to end on this note because I actually like you, and I don't want to have to put on my my scarf of judgment, but I think you're very talented and I enjoyed working with you and you're like, I want to end this conversation. I was like, you, this is Adrian privilege right here because he thinks you can just say

this to Kate and get away with it because because the end of the season needs to think that's the truth. You can't do that to Kate and get away with it. Like you said before, if you had done this on the second charter, he would have been in hell. He would have gone through the Kate hell in the city of the land. Yeah. He would have been treated like a dropped towel on a floor.

Yeah. Exactly. So bedroom. So crystals like, um, you know, look very happy cam. I'm just tired. I just think go to bed and get the fuck out of my room. Jesus. I'm just here. I'm in her room and get the fuck out of my room. Jesus. I'm just scared. I'm in her room again.

Here you be, Crystal. Be calm. You don't look, uh, you don't look very happy. I'm just like a exhausted crystal. I just want to lie here for a second. I'm gonna bang get the fuck out of my room. I just want to hang here. I'm just hanging here.

Like, that's a deal. Get out of my room. Get out of my room. Get out of my room. Get out of my room. Get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my

room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my room, get out of my I get everything for you. I tried to drop Chelsea for you. For you.

Get out of my room. Get out of my room. Get out of my room. Get out of my room. Get out of my room. Cam just goes out of there. Slams the door. You know what?

I will have a non-explanetic there. So out on the deck, Ashton and Laura are smoking. And Laura's like, Adrian is pissing me off. He says like really gross things. Like I was making a chakoot array tray. I was like, oh wow, I'll never turn to Brittany. Even Brittany knew how to sort of say it, right? What is wrong with this channel?

Why is it always called this channel? She goes charcuterie. Charcuterie. She was, I was meeting a charcuterie board. And he was like, wow, look at your butt crack. Really want to take a ride or whatever he said. Like, what does that have to do with charcuterie? He like it's vulgar and it's like when no one's around. It's just me and Adrian and Charcuterie. It's awkward. And as I said, I wanted it, I like her. I don't want it to be treated like that, but she's a big girl. Now she needs some help.

I'll walk away from whatever girl I'm currently making it with at the time of the club and give her a little help. But until then. So breakfast, Kate's like, morning, Gageran, how'd you say? Yeah. Which is a way of being like, I'm pretending I care, but I'm really about to yell at you if you give me any attitude. I'll leave you a pass

because we only have about 24 hours left on this boat. Maybe while Captain Lee is upstairs, he's like, I wait, well, the last charter, last year the last charter. So I'm gonna do my patented stand up and cross my legs and look at the window stands. There we go, nailed it. God damn nailed it.

So the breakfast is leaving, leaving for its final, leavey leave place. And breakfast is being served. And Ashton and Ross are talking about how they're gonna totally hang out after this is all done. You're my bro, you're my boy, you're my bro, you're my brie. Which then leads to Ross once again informing us that I never realized how much else am into me and I realized not now and I can't wait to be where you're not with the Allison and Kaua in New Zealand and we're if it realized how much elephant meant to me and I realized that now and I can't wait to be reunited with the elephant in Kauai in New Zealand. And we're gonna realize together how much we mean to each other realization realize.

Yeah. Um, bittersweet. Bittersweet. I think there's a lot of like, get in your wives. Yeah. Hey, you little ladies. Why don't you go out to your girls, get up and get into your wives. So we have the last docking and then there was like this weird moment

where Roscoe's good-wook, Royley. And she goes, thanks, Ross. It's like, oh, the arc came to an end. She finally got her moment of respect, and it happened with just their voices. We didn't even see them. Yeah, she's like, oh, I still love you, my hug. Yeah, and Crystal's like,

I'm so happy. They yeah, and uh crystal saying Say hug everybody and start leaving And can't probably like yeah, well, it's a small heart So it's probably not hard to fill it up. No, I'm saying. Oh, did I say that loud? Sorry? Yeah, it's like always full like Chelsea So I came in at song great like you're rolling me. Your parents did that kid get the fuck off this about. Kids, so they leave. Chris, it was the most of not.

What? It's like, Chris, it was the most of not just human I've ever met in my life. And I have never loved to watch anyone walk away from me more than her right now. The only thing better would be to watch her walk away and the giant boulder to roll down the cliff and land on her head. That'd be great. Oh, a boulder made out of hoses. Does anyone have the fun number of the Tahitian Fire Department? Maybe we could call this one in. She gets to her plane and then she just gets it with a hose. Thanks boys.

So, tip meeting. Basically, he's like, this was a best charter ever. I don't have anything bad to say about any of you. Yeah, like wow. I like that they can feel that it's the best season ever too. Yeah, they like no. And so then Crystal gives them also an amazing tip, $20,000. So, well, thanks, Crystal's dad.

Appreciate that. Yeah. Let's give credit where credit is due. Crystal's father. Yeah, he's like, I know my daughter. You guys probably have to deal with a lot. He is a little extra. He's like, wow, the Charter Manager

is arranged in their chamber for you guys tonight. And we're working till five. And by working, I mean working. when I say this meeting is adjourned I mean get me some cereal medium thank you I feel like fruity pebbles today so let's get on that okay thank you so everyone is cleaning it's like shami shami sh shami, shami, shami, shami, shami, and then now they're dressing up to go outside. Adrian is wearing this crazy jacket and like a Keith Richards headband, and they say it looks like Johnny Depp, but we know that Johnny Depp is trying to always look like Keith Richards,

so I'm just going to go right to the source. Keith Richards, he just looks like a fool. Yeah. So they go off the boat and they have like a little pontoon boat with dancers and musicians and stuff like that. And let's see here. They basically just bond. Like this is work. It's difficult because now it's just like, look, everybody's having fun and getting along and bonding and being like, I appreciate you. I appreciate you. We're like a family. You're like my sister.

Yeah, and for some reason I wrote down as a note, Laura says, can I just have some vegetables please? Like why did I write that down? Because that's what we're left with at the end of the season. You know, it's like it's so exciting. And then it's like, okay, everyone's nice, the year. Tyler starts humping a bar. He's just like, he's like,

I literally would rather hump a bar than Riley at this point. She wants to fish on my dream boat, my little boat of my dreams, and that has run to it. So I will hump some plywood instead. Oh yeah. And then how literally freezes over. And everyone's like, why is it so cold and cake goes,

you guys are my favorite crew? I know, it was weird. It's crazy. Kate was being nice and she was hugging. She hugged Josiah, strange. And then Tyler gets so wasted, they send him off in a van and we see him stumbling onto the yacht. And he just falls on his face at the top of the pass-er-ail.

It was very fulfilling. Yeah, and Riley's like, he's a grown-ass man passing out of the club. Like, I mean, it helps me getting over him. There's nothing attractive about a sloppy drunk. I probably will still fucking when I get home. Yeah, I still want to go fishing on his fake boat, but just saying. So then, I don't know, did you catch this this shot so when they're coming back from the club Lauren Ashton are just like full on making out in the van and Ross is behind them and like

Ross starts to be put he like sort of like Put his head up by them and he like his eyes are closed and he just starts like French kissing the air It's like he wanted to join in on their kiss. Did you see that? No, he was like, oh, I'm like Ross. No, this is not your time. I know which one of you jealous of. Bless you. Ross. I know. He had like French kiss film. Oh. And then, yes, and then they're just like fooling around. Josiah was like, he wrapped himself in a blanket. It was like sashing through the hallways. Tyler disgusting. Did you keep like spitting from his bed onto the floor? Oh yeah, so gross. And then as a ashen and Laura finally

do it, he covers the the camera and his underwear. And then basically everyone's like, friends forever, good night, good night, good night, good night. And then it's time to go. And it's the last, the last pass of the Cheetos. And that's, that's exactly what I wrote down also. It was like a ceremonial like cake and toast. Kate, I am sending you these Cheetos right now and just, just so you know, with this bag of Cheetos comes my utmost respect and a life of devotion. Please, will you take my Cheeto bag? Thanks.

Yeah. So she follows the death of her own touching speech. Thanks. So then Laura's packing. And while she's packing, she's like, Adrian, I just want to have one little chat before we go. I just wanna say that sometimes you were like super inappropriate and that didn't make me feel good at all.

You have to check yourself. Yeah, I like the overt sex comments and like, I get that working in the kitchen, you know, it's like that, but like working in the kitchen girls always get the shit. It's not cool. And Adrian has the most pompous ridiculous response. He's like, oh, I thought you were joking around with me. You know, I was raised in the Caribbean

and like everyone talks about sex. It's like not a serious thing. It's like, sex for me is not taboo. For something that we're open about and kid about. I'm like, this isn't an issue that taboo. She's not like, ooh, I can't believe you mentioned sex. It's that you're in a workplace and you are making her feel uncomfortable

and feel like if she doesn't do this, then her performance is going to be affected or how she's evaluated will be affected. That's what that's about. It's not about taboo. It's such a condescending point of view to think that she wouldn't even like, oh, she's just such a prude and she's, oh, she's scared of sex. No, it's that you are totally being inappropriate. It has nothing to do with how sexually liberal you are. Yeah. She stands up first.

You know, she keeps on it because he's like, but if you'd have took me, I would have stepped. I'm telling you now, dude, look, I'm just saying that you did that to me. You called me out in front of people and I don't like it, you know. And it's pretty good on the horizon. It's her fault. Like if you had to, I would have stopped. No, but then what she like stands out for himself is like, well, he didn't mean to offend you and I'm sincerely sorry. So thank you for bringing that to me. Yeah. You're like, cool. Yeah. He's like, you know, you could have done worse. Like, He's like cool. Yeah, he's like, you know, you could have done worse.

Like, set free a C-slug that I let go. So, you know. Yeah. So now it's time for the exit. Tyler's first, he's like, no, I think yawning is cool. But it's not, I'm not sure it's for me. I mean, go back to Mississippi, land of adrenaline. Mississippi fire

Riley's like um good to meet you think you're a cool dude great and he's like yeah, I think you're amazing Maybe one day we can knock boots again. It's like what are you 90? I'm talking like that knocking boots Yeah, so then so he leaves and Riley leaves and she throws in some Pity words about I think I really learned that like I really want to get respect But like an arm for me to get respect. I've got to give respect. So bye Yeah, and then Ross is like it's been a rollercoaster and then he's out Adrian's like, you know, so I'm be going to work for PrivageF in New York, going for a wealthy couple. And I've just learned to be more patient with myself.

Like, what does that mean, patient with yourself? Yeah. How about you maybe hopefully learn not to sexually harass people, Dan? That's a better thing. How about you learn not to put up a C-slug as a centerpiece? I accepted my job, so namaste. I'm like like oh yeah, New York will rip that right the hell out of you. Yes sir. I promise you that. So Ross yeah, Ross is like boy, he goes, Ross is like, you know I can't wait to see my kid in Alison because I think I've realized that I realize how much, what else it means to me. And I'm just so proud of the

dick team. We've come such a long way. I'm like did you just say the dick team? He did. And I'm just so proud of the Dict team. We've come to a long way. I'm like, did you just say the Dict team? He did. And I know it's just his accent, but it's hilarious that he a deck crew guy would feel like I'm so proud of the Dict team. But so below deck, ashton is a is a really essential part of the Dict team, I sometimes I'm like, I'm soon pressed with the way he really gets his hands right a lot on that Dict team. He does it. way he really gets his hands right a little up on that dick team. He does it.

The dick team. So Laura tells us, you know, besides Yeshten, I'm happy that this ended on a good new. Yeah. And then Kate hugs Laura goes, I'd work again with you in a heartbeat. I was like, whoa, what is happening? What have you guys been slipping into the Kate's drinks? I don't like it. It's in her cheetos. This is something that's strange. Is she okay? What was in that sea slugs like, oozingness that got into Kate's system? I know, she's having like a freaky Friday with the slug.

This is really the slugs personality. Yeah, she switched bodies with the slug. And now she's like, wow, this is great. Thank you, Laura. You're great. This slug is trying to make the other fish do turn down. Yeah. So then asked in is like, this season was about people okay, grinding on them, fucking them some more. Riding on them fucking them some more

Fucking the McGain oh So then chose IA and Kate are talking about how much they're gonna miss each other and K-like the fries forever is and then Kate cries and I'm like okay, I think this better be the last episode If it's these love it this is these vlogs doing right here the Kate would not be crying Kate is like Downstairs me like like she's in the water, being like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I know, Kate's like, why is my third eye leaking? She's like, I bet that C's logo is up there and that y'all crying on my behalf. This is so offensive. And then she's like, hey, Gavin, you're like, hey, Kate, how good crew, huh? This is great. It's like, amazing. OK, bye.

Bye, Sam Florida. Yeah, you're not by mama, TV. And you're right. They didn't have a captain moment where he's like, here's what I learned. Nipples can tan. Shoes are better with their socks off. And God damn it, I miss my wife, huh?

Yeah, you just sort of sat there when you said okay. I'm just like, all right. God damn it. Is everyone got any? You want to play last year radio with somebody? I'd like to see that. Hey, yeah, who's going get me some Cheerios now? Anyone? Anyone?

And that brings us to the end of the below-dex season. Oh, what a great season and they're having their reunion next week. Should be interesting so we'll be covering that and Wow, it's just amazing. Great great. Great time. Go listen to the Real Housewives of New York bonus over on Patreon. Don't forget that tomorrow we are doing Real Housewives of New Jersey at 12.30 pm live here on the internet on TV party app.

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