Watch What Crappens - BelowDeck: The Kiddo Stays in the Picture

Episode Date: December 22, 2020

It's another hour of chaos on Below Deck as the crew tries to figure out what the heck they're going to do without a chef for their next charter. Add a gaggle of gays and a glorified treasure hunter to the mix, and we have another fun episode — this time with 100% less mustard gas! Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/45315151Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Ben Mandelker, you can also find me on the Game Brain podcast if you like board games the way I do. And joining me is the one, the only, the beautiful Ronnie Caram, what's going on Ronnie, what's going on over there? Hi, how are you? How are you? I am looking for Mavait Juice which have lost somehow in my day. Well that's okay, while you look for the Vapete Juice I'll do a spiel, which is, first and foremost, we are doing

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I'm wearing a flannel, but I'm also wearing my Nike training club to be sure that I got a few years ago when I used to do things like go to boot camps. So I just do this to make stories. It makes me feel like I should have a podcast. Thank you.

I feel like if I wear a shirt from a boot camp, it's pretty much just as good as just going to a boot camp. So you guys, the very exciting thing that hopefully you heard our announcement about is that the crappies are coming back. We have the crappies happening in January. We're going to be doing another virtual telecast. We're going to have lots of fun guests. For those of you guys who don't know, the crappies are annual award show for all things Bravo and actually maybe a few things that are not so Bravo because we are expanding inside the world.

So the polls are gonna open for to vote on the categories, probably on January 1st, unless anything goes wrong. We're working on the nominees right now. So everyone get excited, we'll have more details about that show when it's gonna be, how to get tickets, but just get yourselves excited. Get yourselves in a state of mind for it, okay? And then...

If you need help getting excited, look at my shiny shirt. Your shirt's very shiny, but it's very shiny shirt. I'm a dad on a very shiny bowling team today. You're very pixelated on my end, but again, I think that's a Ben issue. I don't think it's a Rhonda issue. I think, I don't know what's going on with my computer today. To YouTube issue. I think it's because my drop box is trying to upload 170 gigs of holiday footage that we recorded with our friends Matt and Jay

for holiday to extravigants and next week. Well, maybe that's what it is too. And that's gonna be really fun. So some homework for everyone, go check out holiday on Netflix because we collaborated with 90 day gays, Matt and Jake, and we recapped holiday extensively, a big deep dive recap that spreads over three episodes

of podcasts. So that's gonna be really fun. And we also have like a year and a recap thing with KC. So that's all gonna be happening next week. Well, we are off and then we'll be back on January 4th. And we will be recapping the final reunion episode of Potomac, That's 90 minutes. That's a 90 minute reunion thing. So that's what's going on. That's all the announcements.

Those are our holiday announcements. Crapies, holiday and we'll be back. Also, when more thing to say, happy almost birthday, Jesus. Love you. Call me. Happy. Call me in my heart happy. Well, you know Hey Zeus he's uses birthday is the same my same birthday as my late grandma Sylvia. How about that? Happy birthday happy birthday Grandma Sylvia up in heaven and thank you for for up stage. Wow. Wait a try to up stage Jesus. Yeah, she up stage them She would just stole Jesus a shout out So that was great. Maybe she and Jesus are having

Mots of All Soup together, who knows? I don't know. I think he would love that. He didn't have many carbs on earth. He just got, well, actually, he made bread for people, but he was mostly in the fish. I just don't know who would not want the Mots of All Soup in heaven.

Well, nobody wouldn't want it. It's just like what ingredients do you have. I mean, it was biblical time. Well, they had, had like he was making wine out of water in the shit. Yeah, I mean what I'm true I make some good mozzarella. I would hope yeah. I'm sorry people who got fed by Jesus, but that was water. Okay You were just so thirsty like you don't even make wine out of water. Yeah, we'll see both. Okay. Yeah. So here we are, eat my cooter.

Back with below deck. Thank God things worked out. And Rachel just came back. She's kind of like me, you know? It's like, fuck you. Fuck you, fuck you. And the next day I'm like, hey guys. Yeah, she came back the very next.

She's like the cat in that song. The cat came back the very next day. She's like the cat in that song. The cat came back to the very next day. So we start off this episode. It's February 25th. Ronnie, do you remember we were just coming back from like Omaha around that time. So for those of you guys who were at our Omaha show, this was happening. As we speak. Wow. Wow. Oh hold on let me feel everybody give a shit There are some people who will give a shit Ron You want to like feel that like remember Omaha? So um, well listening to Big Back her like Okay, so Rachel had a breakdown Elizabeth almost killed everybody with mustard gas. Yes, and also there was that weird guy wandering around the boat saying that people use that as mustard gas in World War II.

That was actually World War I. Oh, I wasn't even gonna say that. I was just gonna say, isn't mustard gas, mustard gas? Like, isn't that made out of mustard? Like, while we're talking about ingredients, while we're talking about biblical ingredient. Well, I wasn't that mustard. As we all know, there's ketchup, gas and mustard gas.

And never the twain that shall they meet. No, actually, mustard gas was famous for the more used in World War One, but the guy said World War Two. And I don't know if mustard gas was used in World War Two or not, maybe. And as long as we're correcting things, telly Savalis, telly, not terry Savalis, I fully telly. Yeah, like what's wrong with those? That's my fault, because I actually looked up his name and in my excitement I said, Terry Savalis! Yeah, but I should know that.

You know how many people have told me, you know you look like telly Savalis? You know, it's like so offensive and it's traumatized me and I can't remember the name. Maybe I just blacked it out. I just have to say, I just... Well, why were we talking about Telly Savales was that on our Salt Lake City? Don't even, don't even start. The point is this, I-

The point is that we're talking about, and we're gonna forget who Terry Savales was, and then we're gonna start talking about Matt Lot, and it's just gonna, we're gonna get confused, and people are gonna hit their steering wheel. Yes. Either way, who knew that Telly Savales would be trending on Twitter again, thanks to us.

No one knew, because that didn't happen. So, three people. We really pull a trend. There were a lot of Teleta Savales. This is also a late night recap. Did you mention that? No, but I think people could probably tell. We're recording this the night that Bullo Deck met actually aired.

And I just had some, I just made some penalele vodka. So I'm just like soaring right now. Soaring on that on on peniel. Then mustard gas world war two and one. Okay, people died. Get it together. You should start talking about mustard gas because now you got me going on a mustard gas tangent that involved Tally Sivallas. My point isn't even mustard gas. My point is I think Dan just wanted a part on the show and he was being over dramatic. You know, as people like Dan, you know, people like you were the ones that get killed by mustard gas my point is I think dandist wanted a part on the show and he's being over dramatic you know as people like Dan you know people like you would have killed by mustard gas like oh you're just being over dramatic dad it's just it's just bleach in ammonia who cares oh forgive me for trying to

clean something I mean is that easy to kill everybody everybody would be dead like I literally put bleach and stuff together all the time. Guess what? I'm fine. Okay? Damn. We'll see about that, Ronnie. So it's four hours before any other mustard gas comments. Ronnie, who's glad dance not back. Sorry, your mustard gas audition didn't go through. Damn. I wonder if Telle is Savalis ever had to investigate your mustard gas audition didn't go three days. I wonder if Tally Savalis ever had to investigate any mustard gas Murders on his show Kojak. I wonder if Tally Savalis's sister Terry To ever have deal with conversations like this. Imagine if Terry from three's company was actually Terry Savalis

Like the big twist that no one knew about Terry was that she was actually related to Kojak It was like the crossover no one one really knew. It was like a subtle crossover. So the episode ended with Captain Lee reading the preference sheets, which were ridiculous for this group of people who come on. And of course it's these people that come on by the way. But he reads the preference sheet and Rachel's like, that is the spickle, so no. I'm not gonna fight him. I'm gonna fight him. Eat my food. Yeah, go fight yourself. So, I, so, so now it's four hours before charter.

And Izzy is, they're all like waking up because it's the next day. And so people are wondering like, do we have a chef like what's going on? And then Francesca goes, or Chess is the cool people cool here. Frances gives you into the galley and there's a Ashling and Elizabeth are standing there.

And Francesca goes up to Ashling and just give her a back massage. And it's like, well, excited to be here today. My favorite little Ashling, I'll be excited. And Elizabeth is just like looking like, now do me, No, no back massage for me. No.

Work my crystal harder. I need to just work my crystal harder. Maybe you'll like me. And then we get Captain Colleague Norma from Human Resources. And Captain Sandy did him wrong and just left the wrong phone number behind. So if that's not working, Norma's not answering. It's like, hi, this is Norma. Thanks for calling me stupid face. You're the kind of captain I'll bet you don't even have a map behind your head. That proves, guess what? I'm a better captain than you, and I'm not captain Sadie.

My name is Norma, and I'm not picking up the phone by your dumb. Hi, this is Norma. I can't come to the phone right now, because I was poisoned by a mustard gas. I doubted it. And I'll feed the ultimate price. So please was poisoned by mustard gas. I doubted it. And I'll feed the ultimate price.

So please leave a message. And when I come back from heaven, I'll be here to help you. Hey, this is Norma. You're doing such a bad job. And your charter chef's stupid face that I'm going to go ahead and mix some fabric softener with some soap.

And I'm going to kill you with mustard, actually, that smells delicious and feels great. Can't answer the phone right now, feeling too comfortable with my mixture. Hey, this is Norma. I'm feeling a little dizzy right now. As I'm starting to fall asleep, I'm thinking, I'm relishing the irony that in my attempts to get out of mustard stain, I actually made mustard gas. And here we are.

Anyway, see you at the hospital. And if you need anything, call us Darfish. Thanks, bye. Well, we're a season. So any chef worth of dams are already working. We've got demanding guests. I need a charter chef capable of everything on the charter. Hold on, I'm going to put the antenna of my radio and my lip

and look really upset for a second while I wait for some cheerios. A bit custard. Yeah, please hang up and try again. Stupid face captain who can't do anything right. He's like, we're screwed. That was fun. But I have to say, you know, Francesca, she is really, she's coming along because she actually earned a huge honor.

I don't know if you noticed this, Ronnie. She earned a huge honor on the boat when Captain Lee went walking down the hallway and pokes his head into wherever she wasn't said, morning kiddo. I was like, she's made it to kiddo. That's pretty big. That is big. I think he's just missing Kate, you know? I think he just go on and he just sees some he just sees like a skinny a skinny figure with really messy, uncapped blonde hair. He's like, I hate Keto, glad it worked out. Hey, Keto, I noticed that your fingers don't have orange fingertips.

What's going on? No more cheetos. Oh, I'm not cake. I have to say a little bit. I don't know. Hey there, kid. I heard you were on some show card, the chat room. So glad you're working again. Yeah, it's exciting. But you should know that while you're talking on the chat room. So glad you're working again. Yeah, it's exciting. But you should know that while you're talking on that chat room,

you're boat who's taking care of your boat. It's actually not filmed on a boat, Captain Lee, huh? Well, it's a goddamn point. I mean, I thought I was gonna garage it. At least I thought it was a ferry. I mean, you got a Porsche on there, right? Well, Captain has the shift in decay and fond going. Who says you fonding anybody?

He's like, how about a goddamn coffee first, goddamn it. And they're with us. Kitto, we're with us, Ashling. I take back that kid out, all right? Yeah, then it's going back to sweetie, right? And then it cuts to Ashling as you're about to say, she's ironing, and then her ironing board just collapses. Her ironing board's like, hmm, coronavirus is coming.

I'm getting off this boat. I'm done, bye. I know. Even the iron board has more sense than everybody coming on to this show. So the captain gets his coffee and he's talking to Francesca and he's like, ah, it's a pickiest charter in the world and no chef.

Worst case, guys, you're chef locked off. You wanna refund or what? You wanna refund or some advice, all right? You get a bigger joystick, all right, for your computer. Cause computers got bigger joysticks in me. God, dammit! I can't believe I had Marianne ironed my nice white shirt with a cool pattern on one side of it.

Just to have a chart that's gonna have to get canceled, okay? I'm up shit's creek and it's not that I don't have a paddle, it's just my paddle's made of mustard gas. So it's a problem, okay? All I can't believe this is happening, he's like, well, guess what? You're taping him. Yeah, all right, yes. Yeah. All right. Yes.

The one thing at least I know is that we have very reliable ironing boards and that's what's getting me through this, right? Eww! Eww, dear! Eww, ischling! It's all right, just charity, so officially. Yeah, it was the shame of ironing boards. Yeah.

So, Eddie is trying to bro out. He's like, yo, no shelf down. I'm gonna get some Mickey beads and put it on a silver platter. God damn it. Yeah, James is like, well, maybe we'll mix some baked beans and put them on taste. So then it's like cleaning and cleaning and cleaning. Excuse me. And then I said, you're like literally dying. I'm dying. I have like winter allergies. I have winter allergies. It's like, it's just annoying.

It's like, what else can I say? I actually went away for like a full, like, remember when I complained about it last week? I mean, as soon as I complained about it, it went away for like five or six days. Yeah, you see negativity works. That's how I- Negativity works. But you know, it though, I think it comes back on the days where we podcast because we talk for so long.

And then on top of that, I did actually work out. So, you know, I'm also sort of person that when I work out, I like cough a little bit afterwards. So have you got that one in there? Yeah. What can I say? I know. I sure everyone really likes hearing me cough on the podcast during a pandemic, but I just want everyone to, it's winter allergies. Well, it's like a very cute polite little cough. It's a plightly little cough. I mean, I would call yours an edgig.

You have an Ivy League educated cough. You're like an Ivy League cough. Because I felt, are you saying that my cough sounds like I'm about to launch into a theory of something while you are? Yes. But yeah, no, it just sounds very like. This is just a polite cough to make you guys think I have to pause to think before

I speak. You know, it's not like mine. I have like white trash cough like. What might. Well, also now that we're talking about coffee coming up to drag you down. Well, now that we're talking about coffee. Cool, but hell coming up to drag you down. Well, now that we're talking about coffee, it's making me cough. But the other thing is that I also had my pasta was kind of spicy and some of it spicy. It starts to like, everything gets like everywhere, you know, you start to go, and so then like,

that's awesome. When that's so Ivy League. Oh God, they put, what did they put a chili flake in there? Oh, damn! There was the spicyake in there. Oh, damn! There was a spicy sausage in there, and so it it it it is it flamed me up and then once you're flamed up that when I'm flamed up that's when I cough a little bit more so that's the full look at when you cough a little more the new guy comes up

yeah so this new guy comes up we don't really know what to think of him because you know he's just walking just judging from his walk right away douchebag really seems like a douche bag? Oh yeah. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why because he comes walking up and he has some sunglasses and he's sitting there. I wish I had some sunglasses nearby.

I'll just pretend this pen is sung or sunglasses. And he comes up and he's talking. He's like, hey, I'm Rob and he's twirling his sunglasses in his finger over and over again, like a lifeguard walking back and forth. And I was like, that sunglasses twirl on the finger, I recognize that. That's the twirl of a douchebag. You know what I wrote? Rob sailing boats, mostly sailing twirls glasses. Yep. He was apparently it was something. So that was both of our first impression. Yeah.

He's a guy who twirls his glasses. Yeah, it's like just swirling it around and around. And it was like a power move. It was like, yeah, it was like, oh, you guys have mustard gas, but I'm going to fan it away with my sunglasses because I'm kidding like that. Or just like when you're looking over like, oh, look at this mansion, will I move in here?

I don't know if I need to really move it. It's like you're kind of looking everything over to give your approval or not to give your approval. Yeah, you're right, it is powerful. It is a power move. If you're swirling your hand in any situation, it's a very powerful move. So as he starts giving Rob a tour of the boat and everything

and Eddie is just like really happy to have someone on because he's got experience and he can be a change of pace and anything's better than Shane. And Francesca knows everybody hates her so this is how she is to the new person. Oh, it's like that's not helping. Yeah, okay. Sounding like a bomb that's dropping in a cartoon is It's not helping your cause, ma'am. So Eddie's like, so, like, kind of experience you got. I got a report to Dan.

And this guy Rob is like, you know, sailing boats, mostly sailing, so I'm a, but I'm less classy, but I'm more classy because I know that you're really shit underneath it. You snobby preppies. He's like kind of a guy from an 80s movie, right? A little bit. Yeah, I was trying to think about what actor he reminded me of.

Like he reminded me of someone, but I couldn't recall it. I couldn't access what it was. Like for some reason, my mind kept going to Mark Ruffalo, but I was like, it's not Mark Ruffalo, but I was kept on going there in my mind. I think he's like Pepper from Annie. So then Francesca's like, we actually need to shift his will.

And is he excited, you know? And he's like, is he showing me his new quarters? What's your... You're going to be roaming with the bullseye and then Captain Lee is up in his, just sitting in the seat, going two and a half hours before I pick up,

and I'm sitting here choking my chicken. Like, please don't do that. Does that mean jerking on me? Doesn't that mean that? Well, you should be calling, don't masturbate right now. Like human resources is an option to phone, so suddenly you can tube in it.

Right now, come on man. Well, fear not, because walking down the dock is not other than Rachel Slinking back and she's like well, you know my head wasn't really right about you know coronavirus and You know, I thought like I was just like in my head and everything but you know That was busy being stupid Yeah, I got a second up now and I'm crawl back to Captain Leigh, man. You know, he didn't have to fucking give two shit about fucking goddamn shit, shit face, face.

She, okay, so we missed this last week, but we read your all's comments. Was she just wasted last week? Is that the thing? Because people were like, guys, she was blatantly drinking on the tech, she was like opening champagne and chucking it So I guess there you go. There's a lot of visual stuff that we just miss on this show Because we're tidying this

Someone picked up a mop! Someone picked up a mop! What's going on? Seagull! Seagull! Oh no, the arning board fell over. It fell over. Oh no, she's folding an napkin. Oh no, she made mustard gas. Oh no They're dying on mustard gas. Oh no Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parents life, but come on of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting.

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I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. I'm just so she goes up to talk to Lee and he's doing his standard. I'm not- Just stare. Not gonna let her know, I just got a delicious bowl of cereal. Yeah, like is he sleeping with his eyes open? So she's like, yeah, I'm just wanting to see.

I'm sorry, you know what, that was bullshit. I was bullshit is what it was. And I love you. I respect you as a captain as well. Silent, silent, silent, silent, silent, silent. And if it's possible, can I come back to do this successfully? Silent, silent, silent, silent, silent, silent, silent, silent.

And fuck a damaged shit, she'd say something. He's like, normally when someone leaves, they don't get to come back. I send him off on a fucking donkey over a mountain they never heard from again. Right? But you know what? Like it or not.

Shots are prone to doing things like that. Roll it boys. And then we see, then we see a montage of Leon being awful back in season 3 and been throwing his things. And if they could have done a crossover flashback, I'm sure we'd have seen Tom being like, I can't go back, you want me to just figure, you want me to slice a cube? You want me to fry something that I just peed, which is pep so that you want to fry. I'm done, I'm done, I'm done, I'm gonna fly to Cuba! Oh, you want me to fly something? Then I'll just pass, it's a penalty that you want to fly! Oh, I'm done, I'm done, but yeah, I'm done! Well, you know what?

Part of me wants to say, fuck it, let's cancel, let her swing in the wind. But with the guests around board, they got something. So, she's back. And also, I think he secretly loves Rachel, because she talks like she's his daughter, and I know that's just probably my terrible imitations of both of them, that they're the same.

But to me, she's kind of his like, Goddamnit, daughter. She was born in a fit of Goddamnit rage. Like a little Goddamnit Rachel Shaft popped out. Listen, Rachel, here's what I gotta say. Your kiddo status has been revoked, but if you cook some really good food, you might get their kiddo.

Oh, Goddamnit, I just called her kiddo. You're gonna have to earn your kiddo status back one letter at a time, kiddo. Got the kid, you got the kid just for walking back. Yeah, okay, every class begins with K, okay. Okay. So anyway, yeah, so she's back and then Francesca sees, So anyway, so she's back and then Francesca sees it and she's like, what's happening now? So she's really excited.

Francesca's happy that Rachel's back, but just between someone just respects me by, for instance, trying to get an annoying second stew out of her hair by saying, just talk to Captain Lee and trust is it the wing go? Yeah, moving forward, things are strictly professional between Rachel and myself and Elizabeth. I'm like, well, this list is getting longer by the day, you know? It's like I always tell people if you have a problem with everyone, the problem is probably everyone because everyone

else speaks but you. Okay, then move on with your day. So now we get to learn a little bit about Rob. Rob's like, so I'm an exploration geologist and you're like, oh, that's cool. And he's like, yeah. He's like, yeah, I'm an archeologist, meteorologist, psychologist, hemoglobinologist,

toologist. I'm just gonna say, toologist after things and twirl my glasses ran till someone gives me a blowjob. But do you think about oligists? Yeah, he's like, I'm basically a say, trilogy is after things and twill my glasses rent so someone gives me a blowjob. But you think about, ologist. Yeah, he's like, I'm basically a nerdy Indiana Jones.

I look for gold and as soon as the market scratch, I lose my job. I'm like, oh wait, so exploration geologist, is that just a fancy way of saying you're a treasure hunter? You're a treasure hunter, but you don't want to say

treasure hunter because people would say, are people still treasure hunters? I thought that ended around 1845. Yeah, he's like one of those Alaskan gold people that you see on like the discovery, you know, the discovery, whatever commercials. I've never seen the show, but I'll tell you this much. They look like they rob people. Yeah, they make they're like, look, look at that.

And then you hear like a car window smashed in the background and Like like what at this point you should just have like a tricorder hat on or something like that like it like searching for gold so But he said I think he's trying to seem like a badass because he's probably watching his discovery channel But I don't know that he really does this because he doesn't seem those guys are like, oh, I'm looking for gold. Come, come, come, look next week and you see if I've had some gold circles.

So, well, how did they even get cameras to like film that dude? But this guy's like, oh, look at me. I'm a nerdy Indiana Jones who's like Bridget Jones, but without diary and food issues, you know? Like, growing a beard, carrying a shotgun, that's how I roll. Mike, it doesn't matter. You're like Alex P. Keaton's brother.

He's very, very, very, very, very, very, very, like, there's something very contrived about him. He's like, yeah, when the markets crash, I lose my job. I'm like, or when you go two months, wandering around in circles in Alaska and you haven't found gold, then you have to get a job. Yes. So he's like, yeah, ceiling's always been part of my life. My grandpa was in the Navy,

and his grandpa was in the Navy. I come from a long line of pirates and hookers, and it's where it's what I was meant to be. I was like, how many times have you used that line, like texting someone on Tinder? Like, yeah, I come from a long line of pirates and hookers and someone's like, oh, I love that. No, I'd be kidding. He's just not, he does not come from a long line of pirates and hookers and someone's like, oh, I love that. No, I'm kidding. He's just not, he does not come from a long line of pirates and hookers, okay? I just made it all the way through black sales. So I'm very educated on both pirates and hookers, and I've seen last and gold people commercials, you sir or not one of them.

Dare I say you're too educated. Dare I can just tell. Dare I say? No offense, gold paypal. Dare I say you're too educated dare I can just tell dare I say 2020 and not 1878 you did not come from a lot of pirates and hookers you just don't that's just a lie also Sorry, people could you know there's some gold person out there like with their little pan made out of like window screen doing this and just hoping You know that a window screen they went to know they got a window screen and then like went to a river they went to the Hudson River They're like I got the gold the golds under the George Washington bridge

That's on me and my little sister did it when we were kids in the Rio Grande treat back but Yeah, I don't I'm don't, I don't, I don't, I just don't. I'm just like, what's it? Yeah, I just, the whole thing just seems ridiculous. Like I come from a lot of pirates and hookers. I'm like, your dad was probably like a bank teller. You know, like your mom, your mom was a waitress

long time, silly or something, you know? Just because you went on the Pirates of Caribbean ride, or maybe you have family workers who works that ride does not mean you come from a long line of pirates and hookers. Yeah, it doesn't, sorry sir. Also do gold markets crash? Is that a thing? I thought gold markets, doesn't gold just always stay gold?

That's why your grandpa's like, you know what you need to get? A window screen to find some gold. Yeah, I don't know about gold markets. That's just something I'm not gonna pontiff get about, but I feel like when gold markets are bad. I don't know anything about any of this, just something I'm not gonna pontiff get about. But I feel like when gold markets are bad. I don't know anything about any of this, okay? I saw black sales at the end.

Yeah, I mean, I just, I mean, everything I know about gold was that one scene where they melted down gold in Call of the Wild. But I think that like when gold crashes, I feel like it's probably commodity brokers who are affected, not the guys in like the what it does to me. I don't even know what that means.

Like, you know, hunting around. I thought that was like people who bet on water. You know what I mean? I really have no idea what it is. Like gas, natural gas. That's what it means. I don't even know what that means. Like, you know, hunting around. I thought that was like people who bet on water. You know, I really have no idea what that is. You're Bill's like, yeah, natural gas. That's a commodity. I honestly have no idea. I little have no idea what I'm talking about, but.

Well, now you know why I look at a guy like this and I'm like, you sir, seem educated. That's why I'm an idiot. And he called it an exploration geologist. I guarantee he does not have a degree in geology in any form. He just calls himself an exploration geologist. I guarantee he does not have a degree in geology in any form. He just calls himself an exploration geologist because if he's like on Tinder and he says, yeah, I'm a professional treasure hunter,

people are like, okay, thank you. It's lovely meeting you. Yeah, get a fucking job. How about that? So then Rachel's cooking, but she fools. And the captain's like, hey, Rachel, just for shits and giggles, I looked up how to make marshmallows. How about that? So then Rachel's cooking pitifuls. And the captain's like, hey, Rachel, just for shits and giggles, I looked up how to make marshmallows.

And she's like, oh, I can do that. Don't worry about that. You know what? I got to deal with the ex. I could do that, Captain Go. He's like, and that was the test. Congratulations. You were the winner of a lowercase I.

You've got a KM and I. And then he goes back up to, he goes back to his crow and asks to go into an existential funk where he thinks to himself, but I kind of wanted to make the marshmallows myself this time. He's sitting up there like, there's eggs and goddamn marshmallows. God, dammit.

So the menu that Rachel has to put together, which she now has even a harder time since she spent all of yesterday and last night having a tantrum, she couldn't prep, but didn't really even seem to matter. But night one's got, there's gonna be a Mardi Gras, and then there's gonna be a beach picnic, there's gonna be a sunset bonfire, a lobster feast, a low country boil, red, white, and blue decorations,

a sacrificial goat, I don't know, a trapezoid artist, I don't know, everything. A fake gold explorer. Um, so did you notice low country boil? I mean Bravo just keeps on with these weird little, you know, crossing in the ships, crossing in the night. What was the other low country boil? Oh, southern charm. The most recent southern charm was the low country crossing in the night? What was the other low country boil? Oh, southern charm.

The most recent southern charm was the low country boil. Yeah, low country boil. Wow. Isn't it too earlobe, do you think of that? I think it's treasure and then they add earlobes. I hold on my fan something. It's a little piece of red crisp from them. I mean, the other eight earlier earlier today and scratched my head thinking

God, how did that get to be so good? Well, that was my last chance of getting gold before the market scratch guess I better Be a yachty the M&M markets have now crashed So some then Francesca goes and has her Weekly talk with the Liz Bezier like Elizabeth, can I talk to you for a second? Again, the game of the country is not completely clean. I did notice that you left a film of cyanide, which was lovely. We have to wash that off with everything, though. So I could just fix that, please.

I asked you to set out sticky buns and you set out machine guns, which are very dangerous. Could you please fix it? And Elizabeth is like, I'm really sorry for like lacking, but like a hundred percent plan on improving. For instance, have you ever heard of Napalm? I think that will be a great addition to the pantry. All right Elizabeth, you're losing your stripes. Great addition to the pantry. All right, Elizabeth, you're losing your stripes. Now look, Elizabeth is a ding dong. Okay, I think we can all see that by now pretty clearly. But also, you know what I don't see? I don't see Francesca really teaching her to do anything.

I don't see her training her, saying, look, this is how I want this done. This is how I want this done. She's just like, make a bet, steep it, she makes bets wrong. Hey, pull some on. Look at steep it, pull some on. Well, this is eight episodes in. What is this, the fourth charter?

And she still doesn't know how to hold wine correctly. Whose fault is that? Sounds like yours, Francesca. That's a, that one is a Francesca problem. But I don't think it's like hard to, like if there are things where Francesca tells you to do things and all she has to do is the thing that Francesca told her to do and she still messes it up. Let's be honest.

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girls oh yes let's do it together us girls I'm a missalty some more hey if you seen underserved two stripes anyway anyway underserved two stripes anyway? Any way underserved two stripes? Oh, yes, I think she was putting some red paws in the stockpot. So here comes the guess and it's our second batch of crazy gays for the season. And I've been on an emotional roller coaster with these guys because leading into this charter, I was predisposed to hating them for making such ridiculous demands, right? And then I got a message from someone who said, hey, I'm writing you because I went to high school with Brian, who's the primary, and he was just so ruthlessly mocked in high school. She's like, that's all I know about him was that he, like his life was miserable because people

just taunted him all throughout high school. Anyway, that's really hard to believe. Yeah, so then I was like, oh God, I feel bad for him. Like that's terrible. This guy must live a tortured life. And then he comes up wearing a blue Suit short suit like with shorts and a blazer there's blue with popsicles and ice cream cones on it and going

I need to lick a big popsicle right about now and I was like I don't know what I don't how do I how do I reconcile all these feelings I have right now Yeah, first of all, that's not a fair email, okay? Like, you're going on a bravo show, that's it. Second of all, of course I was bullied in school, got my ass kicked every day, I'm still bullied. I'm not being bullied. And guess what? Now I bully other people, okay?

It's a circle of bullying, it made me stronger. Now look at me. Yeah. But I was, that all that said, I'm just kidding, you know, bullying is bad guys. But of course of course my first note is disgusting guests arrive. Okay, that's my note But then I was expecting to hate them too, but then I love them I was like these are the gay golden girls. They were I love these. They're all hilarious And then they have this guy with them who's like the age twink, you know, he's like an aging

Fuck toy talk to the surgery. Like he's a total. He's a total more. He's a total room. Okay, he's like reading from big business. He really is. You know, like when you know, like when you, it's Halloween and you put a bit, a big mask on.

And so your voice goes from talking like this to, who can you like guys? Can you guys get, can you open the door for me, guys? Like that's what this guy, that's what happened to this poor guy's face. His voice, his voice trying to get through his face. Yes. Um, yeah, it's like the math crushed his gums in a weird way and then he like glued teeth on. I don't know if something's like that, but it is, and he's sweet too.

Like everyone's throwing me back. They all have turrets at the end. They throw it out to be really funny and sweet. I actually love them. They were so lovely. So at first though, I was like, oh my God, this is so extra because Brian's like, I'm not walking on the gang playing barefoot, it's going to be hot. And I was like, oh no, it's like more high maintenance gaze. But like you said, they want to be so lovely and so nice

Yeah, and he's like at least I'm manicured and his friend is like it's patty-cured Matching goes oh my god, he does look like it on show them Which he didn't by way he did not look like I'll just cuz he's gay and wearing big colors does not mean he looks like Elton John He looked more like it actually And it's actually to me. Remember, Ant, the comedian Ant? Ant wasn't like a little red-headed guy. Hold on, let me look up the Ant. He looks more like Ant than I think you might realize.

Now, here's my request for Brian. No. I want Brian to shave his little ass. A little, yeah, a little later, later. Yeah, late Ant, late stage ant, not like young ant. I just typed in ant, but I typed in ATM instead. We're somehow, with ant comedian. Yeah.

Yeah, late stage ant. I'm getting, like, Yeah, late stage ant. Or just as late stage ant energy, you know? Like, yes. You want to push them over the boat, but you know what I never did like Late early stage or late stage. I don't really know late stage and I just saw them all with the pdf But yeah, I never liked the out but this guy this guy's funny. Okay, so

They come on they're getting them their welcome towels and everything and Where am I now? He's just like it's Brian with the Y and then and then then he's like, where's the yellow by the way? It's Brian with the Y. Remember that. So at this point, I'm still in the face of like, oh God, this is awful. This guy is awful.

I don't care. He got bullied in high school. He's awful now. Yeah. And so he's like, oh, what's your name? Elizabeth, what's your name? Is he? I am loving you too. I love you He's and then he's like where's the elevator what a gorgeous band boat. Oh, this is gorgeous. Oh, here's where I can pose myself

This is gorgeous. I love it And the master his and his bidet we have to have meetings in here Brian with the why I can entertain here and there is chocolate Chocolate so then they then they all change and It's a parade of very bad tattoos. I don't know what's going on in North Carolina with a tattoo artists in the gay community But like something went very very a rye. I don't know what's going on in North Carolina with a tattoo artist in the gay community, but something went very, very awry. I just have to address it.

It was just, this was not good. So, yeah, those were like some cracker jack box tattoos. There was like a lot of weird coloring there. Like odd shapes and it was just not great. So, as a Brian now changes, and he's now wearing a shirt that says, I'm the primary! So I still wasn't in love with him at this point. This point I'm like, this guy.

But then I kept telling myself he's better than Charlie. He's better than Charlie. Well, he has a friend that kind of looks like Charlie. Did you notice? Yeah, the one that wasn't the Charlie? Is that the fuck boy? That's the fuck boy, I think. Yeah, I one that wasn't the Charlie. Is that the fuck boy? That's the fuck boy, I think.

Yeah, I think it's fuck boy and crushed up Charlie mask. So which is also Charlie. Maybe it is Charlie. Charlie thirsty. He'll come back like two weeks later, just pencil in his eyebrows. Just be fuck boy, Charlie. Yeah, if he makes it.

So then, so now, now we see Elizabeth complaining to Ashling about how, you know, I really love this job, but I really don't want to lose it. I mean, I just, I just want to do my best. Does anyone mind if I add some chlorine into any of these cocktails, anyone chlorine spritz? Fans, yes, it's mad at me. Am I really making the team slack? And Ash looks like I wouldn't say slick. Just play with the crystals. Just, oh, I am. They help. Oh my god. Look at the size of that birdie.

Look how much bigger than we are than everyone else. I love that. Hello. Hello. And then Rob of all people goes plebians, I love that! Hello! The second of the year is high! High B-B-B-B-B! And then Rob of all people goes plebians, which I'm not even sure that's how you say it on, aren't you? Isn't plebians, I don't know if it's plebians or plebians, but I thought it was plebians, but either way.

I just love that Rob, the treasure hunter's like plebians, like Rob, come on now. Yeah, plebs. Yeah, like you're the one who later in the episode is gonna like sort of mock the cushy life, and then you're talking to people like plebs, like you know Rob. Yeah, he's so fat. So fat, last.

So he's a golden hunter. Yeah. So then Elizabeth comes into Rachel and she's like, I need to confirm Silverware with you. And Rachel's like, you know what? You're gonna have to ask Francesca because I just fucking can't you know my cooters like up the goddamn here I'm like I can't fucking take it so just go fucking ask her all right cuz I got just like so much fucking going on right now That's all I had to say about the taco

I didn't realize it was gonna bring you to a halt. You're like, ah. I just heard something. I figured you would have repeated it at some point. And you did. Fuzzy Taco. So, that stopped you again. It's like an on-off button for you. Fuzzy Taco and his back. So Rachel's like, um really like Elizabeth, but now I'm fucked up with Francesca because

I'm hurt. She's going to have to deal with that because I have to focus and get some serious captain ass right now. Bang the captain's ass. Yes. Settle down there, kid. I got the D. You got the D. You're up to D now. It's like a game horse I can't even see you and I just awarded you a D

All right, I awarded you a D for getting a little bit out of your hair I wasn't even in the scene you need to get a D So then um so the anchors down anchors down and Brian's like oh my god everything's stable right now. I feel like I'm on land Look how they just set their plates down in unison I am Balon away traples Traffles

This is what I started to love him because I realized he is just like a person who is just like so full of love and energy and he just wants to spread that to like other people. And like as opposed to Charlie with his like fake ass like you're doing great, you're doing great. Although we are still waiting for our expresso martinis. Like I feel like Brian like genuinely is like I'm impressed and I'm like I love what you do and I feel like Brian genuinely is like, I'm impressed and I'm like, I love what you do and I'm showing my appreciation right now. Yeah, like once you see who he is,

you understand the preference sheets, because they're like, okay, he's your preference sheets. Now what we need you to write on them is your dream vacation. He's like, you know what, fucking unicorns. That's the high five. I'm like unicorns, you know what? And they're 10 chords to me. How can you do it? I'm like unicorns you know I and they 10 courts me

I can do what I like Marty grow up. We can wear costumes You know what oysters shrints pick adilios can they get those and saddle word and some instrument or a food Danum, but it's like not from a diva place. It's from a place. It's like Wouldn't it be great? Like I can I could put anything on there. How about lobsters? I don't know. That's wonderful. And then you say, oh, sorry, we only have ramen noodles.

How do you know that's what? Please, I would love some ramen noodles. Thank you. Can I get a fuckboy with penciled in I-Pros and Munchmouth? No, I'll bring that. I'll bring that. You can bring them back. I'll bring them back.

Okay, good. So then, so they're, so hey, hey, Elizabeth, are there any open bottles of whispering angel? She's like, no, I finished a bottle. Okay. So when you finish a bottle, always make sure you open up a new one, dumb, dumb. Thank you. Well, it's a problem with just opening a fucking bottle. I'm starting to be anti-Francestka, because no, you don't just have another bottle sitting there open Why would you what if if they didn't ask for another glass of wine then she would have been like Elizabeth why is there an open bottle of whispering angel being wasted sitting here when no one asked you for a glass of wine

Stupid face. I don't know. I think I'm I'm on team Francesca I think Elizabeth as a disaster. She's like a disaster. I mean, I see as, she's a disaster, I'm sorry. That's Christmas, I'm trying to be nice, okay. I already wasted all my niceness on the guests, okay? So. You're not bullying people because you got an email, okay?

So that's it for you, you're dead. You put in your work for the year. I got his back, his tragic back story. It melted my heart a little bit, although I still very mad at his soul patch. So, friend Jessica's like, oh, I think that Elizabeth needs to be a full-on daughter. I mean, she pulls one, but it was boy the neck. That to me says it all. And honestly, this is where I agree with you. It's like, yeah, it tells me that you didn't tell her to not pour it that way. Yeah, like in all this time, you can't teach her how to pour

about everyone learning somewhere, you know? So then, I don't care, Eddie for dinner. Yeah, that was not Brian. I want Eddie for dinner. Mm. Oh, Guy wants Eddie for dinner. Yeah, I want Eddie for dinner. Speaking of Eddie, then he's on his phone.

He's like, well, there's coronavirus is out of control right now, bro. Yeah. And then so he's talking about coronavirus. And then he does like a Trump impersonation. And here's the shocking part. It was a pretty good impersonation. It's like Eddie doesn't impersonations. Well, it was pretty funny,

because I was true, because guy fake gold guy is like, hey, did you hear it's in Tortilla and then everyone had to get a mask or something. It's like, and Trump's just over here like, everything's great. I like everything is good over here. Nothing's wrong over here. Yeah, well, it's also funny because this is back in February, so it really just goes to show some foreshadowing. So now Rachel is working on dinner

and Captain Lee is like, well, when you lose trust, you also lose a bunch of letters. I'm talking about the letters that spell K-I-D-D-O. If you know what I'm saying? So if she wants to earn that last D-N-O, she's gonna have to knock it out of the park with her me at culpa dinner.

You know what I'm saying? Kid, one D. Am I gonna keep a close tab on her? I'm gonna breathe down her neck like a goddamn captain, C&D on a stew, she wants to fire, all right? So then the gays are writing the unicorns and they've named one Deborah.

What are their names like Sam and Deborah or something? And they're like, you know that Deborah's the unreliable one. You just know she is. So Deborah's had too much to drink. Yeah, like Deborah's drunk. So then is he is leaf blowing her kooch. And then they're setting up Mardi Gras decorations,

et cetera. And James is like, you know, we talked so much about work. We don't bond out about a personal life. So let's be it. Do you have a relationship or anything like that? And she's like, um, no, I actually just got out of relationship My whole thing is that like when I'm in a relationship. I get really possessive and there's like a special place in hell for girls That try to interfere with the un me and I was like, oh Okay, so now they're just going for psycho girls. You know what just was kind of fun. She kind of pulled through let's just keep You know what just was kind of fun. She kind of pulled through let's just keep Castle's got to get over it. Yeah

So James is like what corner black do you like? We can't like and she's like I like taller guys I'm a hopeless romantic. Oh, yeah, that's the most romantic. Should I ever? I just mom some day. I just want to find someone tall. Oh my god So what the notebook was based on? Yeah, just someone who's tall. So now Rachel's working on her eight course tasting menu and Rob is crushing ice and Brian is,

now Brian has changed into like a, excuse me, a Martigra blazer so it's like all purple and green. This one actually worked because Martigra is when you wear crazy things But I just was sad cuz I feel like he also wears this when he's like showing houses in North Carolina like Where my Mardi Gras thing even though it's July 31st Brian with the wide don't forget it So he's just this table scape is amazing

Purple Purple this is amazing. So Rachel's like, well, I'm not really a fan of Mardi Gras. I mean, I'm not showing my tits. I barely have any dignity anyway, you know, but I got a brew. I got to earn my respect back for it. I got to earn that second D from Captain Lee. So Mardi Gras. So she whips out her 10 courses. We've got an oyster with Microsoft cilantro and Yuzu Pearl.

I mean, she knows how to read a guest. Yeah, because. And they're like, these are definitely the kinds of people you say Microsoft cilantro too. Yeah. Seriously. They were so happy. I mean, also by the way.

Microsoft cilantro. That is cilantro with a Y and down to your forgotta. Micro-Solentro, which as we all know, is a cilantro that's a scientist because it uses a microscope. Okay? Wow. Educated cilantro. And Brian's like, yay!

So refreshing. And then the next course is Gospacho. Second is Red Pepper Gospacho Fazitaco. Wow, and one of the guys goes, Hercules! Hercules! And then meanwhile Rob is watching Ashling starch every single napkin. And he's like, wow, I mean,

there's a key difference between sailing boats and super yachts. One's gritty and has this grand sense of adventure and achievement about it. And one's cushy with tons of beautiful people. And there's that motivation to shower everyday too. So yeah, I'm like, what did please stop like creating this narrative, a communion narrative

about yourself of like, oh, I'm a sailor who comes from a long line of pirates and hookers and have a grand sense of adventure and a cheap vent for when I take my sailing both all the way to Greenland and bury myself in a walrus colony until I live with them and to sniff my way to the gold and find it's like no, no, no. Yeah, this guy just took a semester off from Yale and is trying to act like a bad astigate some tang okay we see you yeah we see you stop me yourself sound like you're Ernest Hemingway we'll talk about talking things up all right your third course lightly sauteed

cherry tomato concos green beans and pistachio well bitch. Did you just give me some green beans and some semi-rot tomatoes? concos They're so happy they're like oh my god, we love it. We love it so much Yeah, and then come some smoked and dewey sausage with pickled okra They're like it's up incense, is this incense? It's absolutely genius. It's blackwood. Oh my God, it's blackwood, I love that show.

Backshun. And then it's like vegetarian gumbo and sucka-tash. My favorite thing in the world. I mean, this guy loves sucka-tash. How about could you, I, like, he's just, he has just such a, oh, if his heart has room for Sakotash, I mean, he has a big heart. Absolute.

Genius! Absolute genius. And everyone's super impressed. And here's what I'm confused about. How did she pull this off? Like, they made it look like she walked onto the boat, had 20 minutes to prep, didn't get to do any shopping at all, and then is whipping out and doy sausage and fucking oysters and yeah. I have no idea. Pistachio oil. Yeah,

it's, it was crazy. So then meanwhile Eddie goes up to Captain Lee and tells, Ketels, I mean, it likes Rob because Rob has intuition, like a shick intuition blade. And it's a good fit for them. So they're happy. Yeah, he's like, yeah, I mean, he's just a sailor. But I think Eddie thinks that this guy is cool. So he's going to like try and make this guy think he's cool. But then he's going to get super mad because James is going to think he's cool. But then he's gonna get super mad because James is gonna think he's cool and then Eddie's gonna

feel left out because he's like not cool and James suddenly thinks someone else is cool. He's gonna feel left out. He's gonna get his revenge. Well, I think Eddie's gonna like try to buddy buddy up with Rob and then like they're gonna like, he's gonna like be all about making fun of James. Be like, uh, way to go, way to wash the railing again, James. He's like, right, Rob, right, Rob. And then James is like, I don't get it. He's like my full, though. So then we have the, okay, so now this is the beard guy's big moment.

This is the fuck boys big moment. He says something like it, you can barely understand what it is. You're doing the, the crabs, right? Are they not crabs? The, you cross the head. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't even know what he said but he's like again it's the

how we met supposed to do eat the ass because we eat the ass go to eat the ass and you know it's just you know you're crazy and everyone looks in like what'd you say yeah he goes yeah yeah you know you're supposed to eat the ass right because he said you got to suck the head and eat the air. Something like that. You're crazy. You're just crazy with that. And I was like, obviously, he's just the whore that they brought on board.

Cause they're all like, shut up, whore. Why are you even talking? It's like the one time where Brian becomes mean. Brian looks at him like, Wic, I'm gonna need you to clean up your whore, okay? Tell your whore not to talk. Let's talk it only cocky. Got it your whore, okay? Tell your whore not to talk. Let's talk it only cocky.

Got it, whore. We're not paying you for opinions, okay? You're crawd out. I will take your eyebrow pencil away if you speak one more fucking time. You better stop. I'm not the whore. You better stop.

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You better stop. You better stop. You better stop. You better stop. You better stop. You better stop. You better stop. You better stop. You better stop. You better stop. We say it feels so good though doesn't it? Yes, Chris mess. Chris mess. So, um, so then Brian is like, okay, Rachel, thank you so much for this meal and now you go and have a nice long, like, because you deserve it. I was like, oh, Brian, he's, he's just, I just feel like it's not fair to compare him to Charlie the other day because you should be, you should be compared to any other guest

because guests are guests or guests, but I can't help but compare him to Charlie and just highlights how terrible Charlie is and how nice Brian is. He's sort of like if Philip Seymour Hoffman, he's like kind of like Philip Seymour Hoffman playing Truman Capote but like better. Is that makes any sense? It's like if Philipips see more Hoffman was playing Brian with a Y playing Truman Capote I know because Phil is more Hoffman rest in peace Like everything now you're gonna bully Philip see more often. I'm not talking about someone who's been bullied go ahead Ben have fun. He's just wake up up there. You're about to get shit talk listen He's so actorly. he was so actorly.

I don't think that Brian is actorly like that. I feel like this is like, I feel like Brian is who James Corden was trying to channel on the prom. Oh, that's good, yeah. Yeah. I didn't watch it, but I can only imagine. Okay, so Elizabeth is talking to Ashling, and she's like, you know, I was just like, so

taking it back to how I was being spoken to by Francesca, because that was like, can we talk? And then she like walked away from me. And Francesca comes out, and they stop talking. You know, Elizabeth has no chills. She's like, she's also not smart. This happens to her every week. She's talking shit and Francesca walks in. Elizabeth, can you just like angle yourself at the other end of the table so you can see in to the boat when she's

approaching you? Come on now. Yeah, look behind you. Why does she always stand at that door with her back against it and talk shit or doesn't she? And she's never working while she's talking shit. The other person that she's talking to is always working like she'll talk to somebody who's ironing or she's talking to somebody like in this case whoever it is easy whatever is cleaning up and she's she's just standing there talking to her while she works and then Francesca comes out and catches them and you know so obvious so she's a quill or a feel like all you've instructed the conversation you're gonna have is kind of awkward.

So it's not awkward. She was just asking like, how I was feeling about things. Oh my God, now she's mad at me because she thinks I was talking about her again. You were. And so then Francesca's like, yeah, I don't like that my team is talking about me behind my back. It hits my feelings.

I feel like I can't trust anyone on this boat. Well, Francesca, don't worry about your you're the boss don't worry about your feelings being heard just tell Frank just tell Elizabeth to like not make poison and you'll be fine. Yeah, this isn't about your feelings and I agree with Izzy here when she says if she seems every conversation is about her, then she's probably doing something wrong. Mm, true. So then Elizabeth vacuums Eddie Snores, is he sleeps, and then of course, we see why Francesca exploded confetti everywhere because she's fucking evil.

And Elizabeth is the one who has to stay up late and vacuum that shit up. You see Francesca? Mm. Well, and then Elizabeth is like, you know what, things with me and Francesca aren't good. But all I can do is show her how hot I can work. And then she is like, you know what, things with me and Francesca aren't good, but all I can do is show how hard I can work. And then she goes to sleep while leaving all the direct decorations.

So... Okay, so we get our first shot of Rob getting out of the bunk. No bonershot. Wow. I don't know what this show was thinking, but there is a longstanding tradition of sexually harassing the men on this show. I request a bonershot. And you know what? If you can't give me a bonershot, a bonershot, you better go back to pretend digging gold out there with your little cheese cloth in a pond, okay? Going back and catching little tadpoles. Just

tapoles. Just listen, sir. Get a phone or you're on below deck now. Don't be such a pleb. So pleb, pleb, pleb, don't have morning wood. So then as he's like, James, did you leave the toilet seat up? And he's like, yes. And then Elizabeth's read, then there everyone's like, get Elizabeth is, Elizabeth's read. Then everyone's like, get the Elizabeth is done bad because she doesn't have to be up just yet. And she's in bad reading. She's like, today is the day of completion. I give thanks for this perfect day. Like, don't you, shouldn't you be giving,

and then she's doing like, shouldn't you be giving thanks the perfect day at the end of it? How are you gonna thank the completion day before it's even started? That's literally the opposite of the completion. She's doing her intentions, you know, which I get you know look I've been to therapy believe it or not like I did these sometimes, but she's so ridiculous about it It's like making just a dream and hoping it works. It's like a desperate thing You know like she keeps rolling over a bed. She's like changing her position in her bed. She's like

Days are great. I love great day son and fun. I love suck Good I'm like candy candy is sweet. I just wanted me sweet like candy What are you doing dear job? Okay, this is a red violence of blue. I make some money. I'm with bleach. What did you do? So What did you do? Oh, so um, Francesca's like, it's laying girl. You want to look at the table with me. I'll need to take down these decorations. You know what? Maybe the other girl who's not one of us girls, but that gal.

Maybe that gal just forgot. I don't know, but she's not one of us girls, right? It's right. And so now Brian is awake and all the guys are like gathering around for breakfast and one of the guys goes I'm not a typical gay. I've only seen one Broadway show and they're like I can't even sit next to you right now And Brian Brian gives the best good morning. Of course the good morning to Brian with the why would give he's like good Of course, the good morning to Brian with the why would get he's like good morning

I'm moving cargo boat of good morning passing. I'm surprised you wasn't wearing a turban and a flowy shawl or something like that Like that's what I expect him to look like in the morning So then Francesca's talking to Elizabeth and she's like say what Tom. Did you go to sleep sleepy head? Obviously? was a bed and she's like, say what time did you go to sleep? Sleepy head. Obviously, obviously Rob very late because you didn't even take down half the decorations from the ceiling. And she's like, yeah, I went a bed at 145 and you know, I just had so much get done. Like there was fun fatty, there was fun fatty and everything. So I had to clean up fun fatty for three hours. She's like, all right, well, that was only localized to the coffee table, but that's fine. I need to go to the floor and between the couch cushions, which I've already checked for a lot of times, but I read it on the board, didn't you see it? She goes, well, but why were you

so late? I just don't understand. Well, I was trying to do the pantry. Listen, ultimately, we do not need you up that late. We need you to go even quicker. It's like, so now I'm in trouble for working too much Now you're working you're in trouble for working slowly Yeah, so now we have some some interesting slide drama so the slide they start putting the slide out And I guess they have never put the slide out before. I don't know why they were so something went all awry But the slides going down the gaze love it because the gaze are sitting there like something about all the rye, but the slides going down. The gays love it because the gays are sitting there like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah give a they give some to captain Lee and he's like wow now this is something to wake up to pal looks like somebody just earned a D on the kiddo scale you got a D down there.

Second D K I D D you're basically like a kangaroo's baby right now all right double D you're like a former player for the New York Metz. Jason Kid with 2D, that's a sports reference. So Eddie is like, you know what I never want to do? Put out the slide, ever. But he has to help them. And then the Gays are like, much is franchise games, supposed to answer me now the lunch is Like one o'clock one o'clock work, and then we'll do five o'clock fire paid on the beach Okay, thank you for answering And then um, I don't exactly upstairs like this maybe the best god damn friend shows I've ever had We're getting close to looking at an oh for you Rachel

But I think it's still a little early so we're just a little early for the y'all Stick with the D but yeah, we're a little we're a little early, but I love this French joke. Okay, did it? So then is he Eddie is he working on the slide and as he's like you know, as he that's if they were a couple edgy Eddie's like, you know, this this isn't right I think this is backwards Oh god just to fight the goddamn thing so he's like trying to heave it up and the captain sees him and he's like any Eddie Lee happy as goddamn French toced eater of all time here has it going with the slide Huh serial leader? Not on that one well look at that slide

That's the epitome of a shit sandwich and let me tell you something Rachel you better not be serving one of those okay I've got an oh in a lock box. This is you're not gonna dare service shit sandwich today So apparently they put the slide on backwards They put like the bottom on the top and the tops on the bottom So this like somehow turns into an episode of wipe up because then Eddie just like jumps off the boat and like bounces off all these floating things And everyone's like oh my god guys you have to see this. This is hilarious. Look at him down there Eddie jumps off the side of the boat and then straddles the it's like he's jumping on a horn like he just jumps the straddles it and they're like oh my god Eddie yeah he's like the final boss fight in Zelda how was like it's like Lincoln

Ganon together again and the captain's like god god hell you're fucking up like this I need this line here and then he starts stepping over the side of the boat and I can no No, and then he's like you know what ribs don't heal easy doesn't don't eat quickly But if you want something done right you have to do it yourself. God damn son of a bitch giving that line And yeah, he does a lot of son of bitches and Drax aligned and read does the line moves the thing around and comes back on the boat and say got it Didn't think the old man had those kind of reflexes did you I'll tell you what gave him to me Starts with an end S with ends with the Oost

Thank you fresh shows god. Oh, yeah, oh starts with an end. I thought I don't understand how it starts with an F and ends with an OST. Oh, I thought you said it starts with an end So I was thinking you know what I might have who knows what the hell I'm talking about about a man as ghost. I don't know Man as ghost up there with Philip Seymour half-man in Jesus see more half-men in Jesus. And you're doing a bad job. God damn car. Let me tell you one thing about grandma Sylvia. She has no patience. For Philip Seymour Hoffman's

history on X. He's not getting Matsuball soup up there. So the least history on the Christmas of all time. So that's him. His lack of history on X are in and of themselves a history. Very effective.

So what, you ran from a twister? Big deal. I ran from a world. Let me tell you something about Helen Hunt. She thinks she's the first person to throw a soda can into a cloud. No, sir. Ma'am. Let me tell you something. I said, Marianne, take that rib eye and throw it into the wind and see what happens. And guess what? It was like Twister. Okay. You're not the first one to ask the cloud. Okay. I'll go flying across your window.

Oh, God. All right. line across your window. Oh, good. All right. So everyone's really impressed with him and stuff. So then the Brian with the Y comes out in like a little tiny bathing tent. That I should. A unicorn horn or something.

To celebrate the successful, successful rearrangement of the slide. They got into a Deborah costume. Yeah. So then James and Rob are growing out. And Rob's like, oh my God, bro, I've got the dumbest fucking song in my head. Britney Spears, I did it again. And James is like, oh my God, I like him the most so far. I mean, he doesn't take anything seriously,

which I don't know if that says something about him or something about me. But I love him. And James is like, so she did that one in high school, right, bro? And he's like, yeah, the dance style, the hallways. You know, watching that video was the first time I said, you know what, bro? It's time to go for the gold. And I fucking did it, bro. Were they talking about Oops, I did it again, or were they talking about Hit Me Baby one more time? Because I feel like every song Brittany Spears did in that time was like dancing in a hallway in a school.

Well, no, because Upside Did it again involved National. No, Upside Did it again was the one where she was in the school. No, no, that was Hit Me Baby one more time was the famous, the iconic school one. But I think Upside Did it again, there was some manner of astronaut that was involved.

Well, she's wearing a red spandex kind of mock turtle neck outfit. Well, I got to say is every time I find a piece of gold, I say, isn't he lucky? Is gold. Diggin Alaska. He's so lucky. He found some gold. And now we can say bye bye bye to the yachting la hype. Oops, I did it again. I gave him a high where we were just real. Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, man, oh, man, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, man, oh, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, oh, man, oh, man, oh, oh, man, man, oh, man, oh, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, man, oh, man, oh, man, man, oh, man, oh, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, oh, man, man, oh, oh, man, man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, man, oh man, oh man, man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, man, oh man, man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, man, oh man, oh man, oh man, man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, man, oh man, man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man've ungold. And, ooh, hit me maybe one more time. Maybe this time will be the gold. Wow. Okay. I'm not a yari. Not yet a sailor.

By the time we finish this fucking recap, it's literally gonna be Christmas. Okay. So, Francesca's like, see the floors in Rosa. In fact, let's bring it down with a little Francesca's like see the flaws and rosé Back, let's bring it down with a little Francesca Let's go back to Mopin Oh yeah, so she's just bossing that around and then she tells Elizabeth to go do the she's gonna be doing it on Bonfire duty and then we have to rob and he's like squeaking the railing I'm pretty sure they added that sound effect. He's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, You know my specialty is I said themer I said pithothermal gold system Thermalology so when he comes to flirting with girls, I am

Hopeless I'm like you are not give me a break Oh, that was my flirting attempt Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh clue to a piece of gold that was in a low country. Okay, never mind. It's a cotton such a nerd. Yeah, that's a lot. If you need me, I'll be over here shaming. It's like, um, okay, I'll let you know then. We'll keep you updated.

On that. I'm gonna go downstairs and go unpack some bags of rolled gold pretzels gold you say so then we go to Rachel and she's like oh they requested a low country boy you got me and Bob's sick lands and do we stop this I'm sorry but you requested you're gonna have it your fucking hearts can take God fucking shit Those lobsters looked amazing there were good Google or just and I wanted to eat one right through the screen Like they were if they were possible very large So now now they're going to the beach the group is going to be at 430 to set up the smores and Elizabeth's

face times are dead. And this is the first Long Island, this is the first parent of a Long Island Like go You're Tana and Colin yeah, you got lately. I mean come on Come on get all you know hey Tana did you run across any yesterday? Hope you get some years over the honey You doing great lizard honey. You're doing great, Lizzy breath. You're doing great. Did you do the mustard sauce? No, not mustard, yes.

Source. Oh, I see what you did there. Mm-hmm. So yeah, he's like, yo, yo, yo, what's up? And she's like, you know, dad, like, I'm over here. And like, the chief's still wanting me to step up. So I am. He's like, oh yeah. The

chief still was the beast to win. Yeah dad. Uh, she goes, my dad's a lawyer in New York and he just makes me laugh more than anyone. He looks, he looks like Tony's soprano. I mean, he had picture of him standing like, yeah, I'm like Tony's the brand. Nobody's like standing next to like a way for a pillow. And pillow and I'm like Mmm kind of ruins the effect. It was like a really nice pillow with like a like a circular like dotted effect You know, yeah, I think she's got me running around like what chickens with the tits out right honey Yeah, dad good talking to you then we cut to the gaze on the beach seeing the setup and they're like delicious See light falls like okay now you're just doing quote-portedly, ex-guess, come to me. Call me.

So now Rachel's making her marshmallows and Captain Lee comes in and he's like, so how those marshmallows coming along, that I tell you, I went on to Epicureus and saw a recipe, I mean, I can help if you want. I'm not saying I have to, but if you want me to make the marshmallows, I've kind of memorized it, so.

I don't know There's an oh in it for you. That's all I'm saying Oh one of the gaze I think Brian with a wife falls off the Deborah Yes, the unicorn floaty. Yes, and then listen is here in the boat on their way over there and Elizabeth's like Don't worry because I've got smoky courts to get rid of any bad energy. It's like, yep, that's good that you got that on your checklist. Anything else on that checklist? Anything?

Anything? Because Francesca told her to make sure she brings champagne and stuff like that. So now they go there to sit there on the beach, sitting up torches, and then they have to go looking for firewood. And so they're looking around and they actually find like a pot of gold which was shocking. God what would have thought? After all that gold just sitting right there. This totally upstage straw ruined rods like a my. We found some gold. God damn it. So is he's like hit his toll saying, do this and listen with his

Pymes yes, he was the God of fire Get fired to the humans and that started civilization and that's that kind of what we're doing All right, yeah, that's exactly what you're doing You like Pymes was able to get fire for civilization and you are providing fire for some gaze to make some more. It's pretty much the same thing. Same death. Yeah. You know, we make musicals, which is basically all that's left to civilization. Yeah. So now the gaze gets on the boat and when I'm on it's like, I'm Kyle Pylon. Of course. And then they arrive for some Rosé and s'mores to say things that you would expect like

Well, they are dead! Yeah, pretty much. And then Elizabeth is like, And might I mention that these are homemade marshmallows from Rachel, they're like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The lovely god finally I can finish that lyric So they want more champagne they're drinking and they want more champagne and guess what Elizabeth's like oh my god I guess I only packed one bottle of champagne oh my god And it's like you know on with Elizabeth that French, she's not being the best boss, but Elizabeth is not the shop stool in the chit.

All right. Also, I have to say I didn't believe Izzy was going to get better just from going outside, but apparently some light does help some people because she even speaks faster now. Yeah, she's just like a much, much better thing. Oh, we should also mention, um, Izzy came out of the closet as LGBT cute this week. So congratulations, Izzy. Well, what a time to do it too.

It's like you had a whole parade there for you on your coming out. Yeah, congrats. There you did it. So then, Stay gay. Gay for life. So, so Elizabeth is like,

I'm gonna go out of Francesca, it's gonna love this, fuck. So of um, so Elizabeth is like, I'm gonna go out of Francesca, it's gonna love this. Fuck. So of course, Francesca's like, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH as I actually did it somehow in the future too. That's what you wanted me to do right because that's what Elizabeth told me to do So I did it and friend just was like No, I see it changed the only ones in the master not all the guests. It's like Great great. That's that's fun. I'm so glad I did that I only had to pick up the ironing board 15 times because I kept on falling back on my feet. No problem I should have known to ask you because we're girls. All right. If I were

it is another girl, I would have known instead of listening to a gal vlog that girl. It's not one of the girls. She's a gal. And they're best like yeah, I look, actually, it's like Elizabeth just doesn't listen it goes in one ear gets tangled on a crystal and goes out the other ear. You know what I'm saying and Then get a custody gay is there a lavender and the marshmallow And they're like yeah, it's rose water and it's like I would have enjoyed camping much more as a kid if I had that maybe I should have been set

Glamping I'm like oh And much mouth is just like he's just quiet. He's just grabbing his lips to move He's also just looking at this lavender marshmallow like what the fuck are these idiots talking about this shittiest marshmallow ever I know I should thought that was seemed very unappetizing and he's like he's like laughing There's no lavender. This is a lot marshmallow. What are they talking about? It was a fucking flower fucking weirdos. Fucking weirdos. This is the last escort job I do. Till.

Let's be honest so nice. I do Jill. Let's be honest so nicely. So Francesca, Asif she and Ashling, the Gills, can give jumping off the boat and he's like, go ahead kiddo Rachel, that's a goal for you to try to get to. All right. Enjoy that kiddo. Oh, do me a favor. Tell Ashling, I said have fun kiddo.

Boom! Two times. Wow, double kiddos for Ashling I said have fun kiddo Wow double double kiddos for Ashling got it. I'm still so amused that her name is not Ashley, but that it's Ashling as if she's in the middle of actually Performing an Ashly Ashley action. She's actually much she works her name is actually a verb So they go down the slide and they're in their uniforms and then James is like, God, I hate that say-through. I'm like, ew. It's a polyester and you're wearing the same fucking shirt you don't over. And then they're like, woo! And he goes, so childish. I'm like, oh, you're the one who just said you want to be since he their nips, which is the best friend called people plebs.

So now he's going to start. It's going to be cool. He's going to start brewing out. So then Elizabeth is so jealous, because they've heard this over the radio. And she's doing the Elizabeth thing when she's not happy where she's like, I want a jug of water. Like dramatically looking around. And so is he's like,

all you annoyed that they wait for a swim? She goes, Do I look like I'm annoying? Oh my God, I do, I do. You know, it's just because she asked that girl's the perfect angel. And I'm not good demon, you know what? And you know what this all

and saying they would not be jumping off the boat if I was there. They probably would be jumping off the boat if I was there. They probably would be jumping off the boat because you probably would have let the boat on fire. They'll be like, get off the boat right now. I mean, where they could jump ship. I know that I know that when the boat goes down, we have our muster stations, but I don't believe we have mustard gas stations. So everyone get off. No, so Francesca goes and talks to the captain,

and he's like, hey, I'm saying go and can, I'm kind, I can't know what, I mean mine's some French toast this morning, and I am really fucking feeling, you got about two minutes before he choked the chicken and passed out, hit it. Yeah, and he's eating, by the way, his own little plate of low-country boil. And you know that he was on the verge of handing out that, oh, to Rachel. But he got too distracted because French us, because like, well, let me tell you about Dum Dum.

Okay, all right. She forgot the champagne. It was a big one. She didn't take down the decorations. Um, I have to have the guests have been taken to the local hospital because she served in sand laced with PSP PCP so that was a problem too. It's a big problem all around You know what I Could hire someone someone could come on the boat or a place. I could do that or I could keep her you know sometimes

Sometimes the devil you know is better than the devil you don't know. Oh there it is. I got it You don't oh, all right, you know what carry this stand to goddamn Rachel. She fucking deserves it. I'm out of here And there are a final cough to end up a final Final I've seen more of Coffman's final cop to end the recap. I mean, it wasn't all bad news for Elizabeth because Eddie did tell her that, hey, Captain Lee said he hopes you make it to the end of the season. She's like, oh my God, oh my God, that makes me so happy

to know that he just hopes that I can fill out the staff for the rest of the week. But then at the same time it's like why wouldn't I make it to the end of the season? Do you remember the mustard gas you created last week? You might literally die. Yeah. Well that brings us to the end of... I can't believe we talked about this for an hour.

I don't know. This one happens to be a late night recording session. A couple of videos. That was fun. It was fun. So next week, I don't know if Blow Deck is new next week or not, but we are not here. We'll be doing our holiday extravaganza, so that'll be really fun. But we will resume in the new year on Blow Deck.

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