Watch What Crappens - BelowDeck: YAAAAAAchtSS, KWEEN!

Episode Date: January 16, 2019

The Gays have arrived, and they've brought a cyclone of chaos to the S.S. My Seanna. Will Josiah be tank-top shamed? Will Adrian be creepy? And will Tyler get to make fresh tracks in a jar of peanut butter? All these answers and more on today's "Below Deck" recap!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yes. Or as Laura would say, check yourself. buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, b, b, b, b, b, buh, buh, buh, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b And that was performed by the Captain Lee Singers of Glendale, California. All wearing songs that we were forced into by a group of gays. So this is a very special below deck episode because it's sort of like our annual tradition of terrible gays arriving on the boat. And you know, sometimes when we make fun of gays on Bravo, sometimes in the back of my head, I think, am I just being self-loathing right now? Is this, like, is my anger towards the people I'm seeing on screen based on, like, years of being in the closet, and feeling shame about myself as a gay man, and then projecting that on other gay men,

and a certain, like, layers of jealousy and envy, and really is it, is when I make fun of them is it really steeped in me making fun of myself am I really projecting my issues on them and then I'll watch this and I think no no it's them it's them well we have Josiah this year to speak for all of us. Every gay man who hasn't fit into a perfect little gay body. I know. Or it is a pretty widespread thing because I've felt that way for sure, especially when I first came out of the closet. I was like, okay, this is as bad as being bullied in high school. Yeah. What the hell? And actually it's worse because gay people have more of a way with words, no

offense straight bullies. Yeah. Although I will say this, like the majority because gay people have more of a way with words. No offense straight bullies. Although I will say this, the majority of gay people have met have not been like the guys who are on this boat. Like most gay men have met, are not the type to say you like fat. Like there are definitely people like that, just as there's like straight men and women who do that too. I do think a lot of times in securities I feel around really pretty gays is usually, it's usually not because of them, it's because of how I'm feeling and I project stuff on to them But like then there are really are just like terrible gay people like they're just terrible You know what why even attach labels terrible people no they're a terrible people

That's the thing and there is one positive thing about you know swimming up old man river as I am and It's I remember these feelings, but I don't feel them anymore. I'm glad not to because it was rough, but I do get I do get that, you know, when I was young, right, I definitely did feel it. But one of the best things about this episode was that we were kind of expecting him to be right, right? I mean, I was expecting because just I as terrified when he sees these as you know what, we'll get to it when we get to it Yeah, okay. It's a terrible gay opening now on with the show So the episode opens it's boarding on the yacht and everyone is lying in bed and Riley and Tyler are lying there and I don't know if you noticed that he was just like flat out naked like his crotch was blurred out

He's just like dude. I don't care. I'm just gonna be like naked in front of the cameras lying in my back farting into the sheets and getting some stories to tell my kid when I'm 75 years old just Boned the chicks just throttle the chick with my dick five times I guess I can show my dick um and it's start the episode starts with Laura because everyone's hungover from the night before and Laura's like I need water in my life and I was like, thirst it. And I was like, oh my god, I'm already in the terrible game of like, I am a terrible game.

Oh yeah. It's like, don't throw stints stones when you live in a terrible gay house. It's true. I mean, we are gay and we make fun of people professionally. So we are terrible Terrible yes actually Look I always say if you don't hate yourself you're a narcissist at least a little bit if you don't hate yourself Just a little bit you're not paying attention. Okay. Yeah, yeah, I can't buy that So yeah, Tyler's like lying there with Riley and like he basically doesn't remember the fact that he made out with a chick last night at the club and he's like, yeah, but I came back to you though, right? I'm sorry Throttle adrenaline rush to apologize and have a little

So then Ashden is getting ready and he's like it's never easy picking up the pieces of the night before You never show what was done or what was said. I have a bit of investigating to do. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. It's like the worst lawn order spin-off of all time. What, lawn order? What Ashen did last night. Yeah, I'm done.

Who did I stick my penis in? It's like Dick Mento. Dick Mento. Going backwards. Yeah, I've also noticed that he has like this like really like crush the clowns sort of laugh like You know I'm kind of sick of dudes pretending they don't remember anything to make stay like come on Yeah, it's a lot of it out of here. There's a blackout. Yeah, there's too much amnesia on this

But like I actually feel like that's not a good quality from a crew that's supposed to keep you alive on the high seas If I don't remember it didn't happen me So ashen sees Laura and he's like say you or you still mad at me and she's like no Sorry, I'm not mad at all you need to check your read on my emotions because I'm not mad at you at all Yeah, after walking around refusing to speak to him Yeah Not at all at all. I don't know how drunk you were but I was a mad at He's like, let's read the only reason why I was being so quiet was because I was having a moment of silence for John candy

I wasn't mad at all. I mean playing Strains and Adam Abiles, where's the yacht am I right? But I'm not mad. At all, John Candy. At all. So by the way, you have a right to be mad. Okay. And you should be mad. Yeah, we would encourage it.

Yeah, I'm mad and I just started to like you. And I'm mad for you. So there. Yeah, so Kate, meanwhile, is sitting by, she's like standing over an ironing board and she's like, keep ironing because this is my life, my sad, pathetic life.

And then the ironing board just like collapses under her hands. Oh, it looks like Caroline's back. Uh-oh, Caroline fell. Call the guard. Call the national guard. I wonder if this ironing board is going to go lock itself into a bedroom. Um, could somebody get me a tiny Bluetooth speaker to play at this ironing board? Thanks. Thanks. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. So Laura takes out the trash and I just feel like the editors have way too much fun showing Laura take out the trash. Yeah. I don't know why it was like a featured scene. She's like, check yourself trash. I'm telling you, I had the feeling, I had an honest feeling watching this episode. I'm like, the post production department on this show deserves an Emmy and I'm not even

saying that it's like a funny like they deserve an Emmy. Like I sincerely believe they deserve an Emmy because you know they have a ton of footage and they find all these tiny little idiosyncratic moments that perfectly match what's going on. And there's like so much editing going on in like every single episode. And the fact that they sort through all this stuff that and they find these perfect moments and they include them in there, I'm sorry It's perfect. Give them an Emmy. I'm sorry. Yeah, it's like they put them all in a little grab bag of like hilarious shit that last two seconds You're like, okay, when you didn't see a second, how about Laura taking out the trash? Do we not have one of Tyler's dick?

Let's use them both good meeting Do you have any of Tyler getting excited about opening a fresh can? Hajara peanut butter are great. Let's put that in right there. Oh my God. I'm read that is something classic. Volo deck. Yeah. So Riley and Ross are talking and and he's like, Hey, how was you not lost? Not and she's like, great. I went to bed like you guys. It's totally normal. Just went to bed. You know, what bad alone. Tyler went bad the summer Michael and Tyler Tyler comes in and he's like you want to do the cleaning what you do some cleaning Tyler and Riley's like yeah the mits right here in my bucket

Yeah, she puts his head in her thoughts She full-on sexually rasses him but they're like both enjoying it quite a bit. She's like Got it Got. Got it. Got it. And Rassus like Royale's, Royale's been totally manageable since Tyler's joined the team. Her mood is going from here to here, but a great addition to the time. Do you know they keep on readjusting this like Riley mood scale every single week because it's like did he forget about that giant fight they had last week where he was like Rolly has gone from here to here but now she's back down to here I'm like you

guys forget she's gonna explode tomorrow. Yeah the yo yo Riley scale yeah so um now Kate is like all chummy with Laura she just like goes goes up to Laura and just like wanting to gap with her. And basically Kate just she basically says that since like Captain Lee had a talking to you with Laura that Laura is falling to line. And she's like, well, so as long as there's not a lot of drama, let's girl talk. So what happened to you in the dark? You were giving me a piece of your mind.

Laura's like, yeah, because on the way to the club, he's holding your hand and saying he likes me. And then four shots later, I mean, I mean, that's cool. But like, I'm not mad at all. Oh, it's like, yeah, like, you're not his backup bitch. Yeah, like a, like a famous Canadian one saying, Ashton, I want you to know that I'm happy right now. And I wish nothing but the best for you and Ross both.

Yeah, because my level go odd, you know? She's like, cutie out. Cutie out. It's like one thing I'm really sad about and I'm going to say this before we get to work and I don't want to speak about it anymore. Oh, I do one day. I'll be one day. Oh, really? Okay.

So Ashton is, uh, Ash is like, I can't remember a thing that happened last night. Ross did our hook up and Ross is like, you were a slow last night. He's like, who's top who's bottomed? Tell me, Nah. That's a weird version of his laugh. So then he, so then, so then, yeah, Kato's still talking with, um, with Laura and she's like, well, I have a feeling he's going to come to you very soon in your mouth. Yeah.

She's like, aha, that was mad at fencing. And oh, in your mouth. Yeah. She's like, haha, that was not offensive at all. So Ross called his son today and asked him, like, here's the trophy. Yeah, Ross is like, hey, so I called my son today. Yeah, bro, call them up. I'm like, wow, congratulations. You figured out telecommunications. Yes, gold star, paying attention to your child.

So he tells him, I was too mature when I had him, just podient, just trying to look cool. I'm embarrassed now. But you know, Allison's my best friend. Maybe one day we'll work it out. And I was like, is it? Am I the only person who like literally doesn't care? Yeah, yeah. It's like a low simmering like F story that like is just,

they just sort of, they resurrected like once every five episodes for like half a scene and then just move on. Like I actually care more about Tyler and his peanut butter tracks than I do about Ross and his kid. I mean, that's something that'll go somewhere, you know? And we can all understand the joy in that. Yeah, we sure can. We sure can. So it's crew meeting.

Surprise, the guest is, oh wait, does it skip something? No, I just thought it was really funny that when Captain Lee paged everyone for the preference meeting, there was like Bongo drums playing, like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, like there were about to arrive at the preference meeting and then each be given a knife and like fight to the death

before they got their orders from Captain Lee. I'm in Captain Lee. Now that you disemboweled Ross and cut off the nuts of the EGJN, here's the news. If you're okay, we've outrun the natives guys, you have a drink of water back to business. So yes, you're saying with a Y,-Y, I'd like to add. So Lé. So Lé Walters, and he's like, yeah, well, he wasn't the primary last time, but he sure is shit-complained like one.

Yeah. He has a primary personality, unlike Caroline. It's more like a, what's the word for not secondary or tertiary? What's like 25th- every yeah, that's Caroline So he's like wow as this preference sheet reminds us the previous charter was in the Caribbean where his boat was stuck because of weather And guess you got playing for that his name arrives at vapin So basically Charlie wants um he wants a gold party he wants a wig party he wants no sugar in any of the food he wants no meat on the bone all healthy food because they're all because

the entire all the guests are apparently training for fitness events their own different fitness events. So already I would kick ball. trying. Exactly. That's like who are we kidding here? Yeah, exactly. They're trying to get from the Abby to Mickey's in record time. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're trying to outrun the West Hollywood trolley. Okay, that's the fitness competition here. I actually would not be mad at that.

So, yeah, so they're just like already so many demands. Like the no sugar, no meat on the bone thing. We all healthy food, this can be disaster. And what Adrian doesn't realize, anyone who lives in West Hollywood or who has been around West Hollywood gays is that they all want to eat healthy and they do eat healthy. But the moment they get like half a shot of alcohol in them,

they are rushing towards the pizza and burgers and fries and tacos. You just look at the restaurants in less Hollywood that survive year after year. Pizza burger tacos. Yeah. And you want to, you want to know the real people who pretend they have blackouts the next day after drinking the gaze. We're like, what? Well, I didn't eat anything last night.

It's all excused just in drunkenness. Yeah. Exactly. It's like fresh corn grill on Thursday and like, five guys on Friday. Millions of milkshakes on Friday. Millions of milkshakes, yes, exactly. So Laura and Riley, you're talking outside, looking at the sunset and Laura's like, oh God, how pretty is this sunset gotta see?

And Riley's like, I have something to tell you. My vagina hurts because I fuck Tyler five time He stays hard Lord like gee wow, this is a lot you need to check yourself right now with all this TMI Yeah, Raleigh's that friend he tells you about her sex life and it really is just way too much because she's like Well, you guys seem to fit together nicely which means two stupid people found each other you know like let's face it. That's what she's saying. There was a girl on my floor name Pam in college and like the first time I met her she's like oh how's it going oh my god I'm so tired I had so much sex last night

his name is Milo he's like from a different college and he like came's it going? Oh my god, I'm so tired. I had so much sex last night. His name is Milo. He's like from a different college. And he like came. He's so good. Oh my god. I'm like, I literally just met you right now. Yeah, it's like good for you for having sex. I don't need, I don't need to know about it, you know? It's gross.

And especially when you know them and your friends with them, like, I don't want to picture that. I used to have a roommate. His name, she'll go a name right now. But she would bone all the time. And she was one of those, he's like, I'm fucking like everyone in the neighborhood had it now. She would scream at the top of her lies.

Like, the first time I heard it, I was walking Zina, my dog at that time. And I ran down the street thinking she was in trouble because I just heard screaming and like, and it was just her bone and the bus boy from the coffee shop next door. So come on, okay, we get it, congratulations. Yeah. Let's face it, it's time for commercial break. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but don't take one,

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to I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So that was the next morning and everyone's getting ready for the guests and Lauren Josiah are making a bed together and they're like putting on a king sheet and everyone's getting ready for the guests. And Lauren, Josiah are making a bed together and they're putting on a king sheet. And Laura's, they're joking, especially because the gays are coming. And Laura's like, they're both going like,

yeah, king, yeah, king, because it's a king sheet. And then Josiah's like, I hope the guests aren't like that. I'm like, sorry, it's Bravo. This is, they're going to be like that. Yeah. And he's like, in, it's Bravo. This is, they're gonna be like that. Yeah, and he's like, in high school, I was bullied for being gay. And then I went to the gay world, and they bullied me too.

And now there are eight gay guys coming onto the boat who look like the ones who bullied me. I'm not into it. I never felt such kinship with Josiah. I don't know. I think that like every gay in America was like even the ones who think that they're not those guys are like yeah queen. Yeah exactly. I was like I hate those gays. Yeah queen. You totally got it right. Yeah. I know. Writing like fat jokes at the same time. I was bullied by the streets, I was bullied by the kids,

and I was bullied by the butlers. Is there ever going to be any peace for me, Josiah? So Riley and Tyler are talking, and he's like, whoa, bro, clap, say that, clap. And he's like, yeah, it's crazy, that's similar we are. Do you like fake newtons? it's crazy as similar we are. Do you like fake newtons? I don't know what those are. Me neither. Oh my God. That's better than heaven. He's like, then we met on a boat and she's like, God, you're that kind of guy, aren't you?

And he's like, this is why the Friday we flirt all day. Fuck a lot. Then I make out with someone right in front of her and she doesn't even care. I'm going to marry this girl. I'm like, that's great, but I think that last part is not going to work so well after the marriage kicks in. Yeah, but she is sending the wrong message for sure. You can't date somebody like hook up with somebody. Then they like disrespect you right in front of your face. You're like, it's okay. I still want to get back. Well, no, no.

Surprise. I don't think he thinks he struck gold. Well, I don't think that she's sending the wrong message because I think she's just like, you know what? Fuck it. Yeah. I don't. She's basically like, you know what?

I'm horny and I want to get laid. It's even though he did this shit like whatever. I think where she goes astray is where she actually starts to catch feelings for him, which of course we start. Of course we knew what happened. Yeah. She's trying to pretend to be cool about it, but she's not cool. Exactly.

And this is a classic thing that happens. We all, I mean, it could happen to guys too, but I feel like I see it happen a lot more with girls or even our fellow gaze, where it's like, no, we're cool, we're just like friends, we just like fuck. It's like totally fine. No, I don't want anything, any strings attached. And the next thing you know, it's like,

oh my god, he did not call me back. So we've've been down this road before we've seen it a million times. We've done it a million times. Oh, yes, yes, absolutely. I think that's one way that gay guys really do bully each other. Yeah. Is this like just fucking and being like, oh, we're just friends and then like we torture each other for years. Yeah. Now, Kate has the best read on it of all, actually, which is like, oh, which is friends. And then we torture each other for years. Yeah. Now Kate has the best read on it of all, actually, which is like, hmm. I'm not surprised at all that they had sex.

I mean, yes, she has been here with another woman, but that's exactly where I really fucked him, to take that claim. It's like, it's kind of true. I mean, we saw what happened with Brittany and Jack's last season. He threw around with faith and that made Brittany even horner for Jack's, because there is something about like, she Brittany even said it herself, like there's an element of like,

I'm gonna show you what you, this is what you would are like trying to like, quote, sort of like cheat on. Yeah, no, but you're missing. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You might flirt with her, but check out this V, you know? Oh, good.

Oh, so I'd be like, check out out this V the remake of V. What do you think of this? Do you think this woman is as good as she is in Lost or is she wasting her talent? What do you think about Morenica Balagun's turn in the remake of V? I want I want you to think about this next time you think of cheating on me. You know what Raleigh probably does do that. She's like, so tired you want to check out my V and by that I mean my collector's edition of V, the reboot from ABC which lasted a season

and a half. I'm running a ball of good. Am I right everyone? Am I right? Oh, so Ashton is talking with the chef and kind of knows what he's up to but still talks to him anyway. And he's like, hello, shift. Hello, person not getting any V on the boat. I'm just, Laura's in lizards though. Laura's mad at me, which should I do? And he's like, well, right off the bat, she was like,

I don't want to just be a number on his belt, not, not, or whatever. And I was like, well, yeah, he is kind of like that, which, that is such a wussy way to repeat it you were the one he said that exactly was and it's funny to be because when ashams like so was law or madamee adren's like i don't know it's hard to tell i'm like yeah because you were totally undermining that's why and then and but although adren does have a point he's like well if she were on this boat would you really be keen on her i mean you're at the club with a hundred other women and you decided to be with a hundred other women, said ever. So anyway, ah, yeah, and Ashton's like, well, it's the truth. Yeah,

it's like it's the truth. What he says, he's telling, he's telling a room after all the women, I get it. But I'm not going to fight with that. I'm going to fight with my penis. We did the all day skin sword, come and let me fight. It looks out of the gym. Yeah, knocks over the salmon on the counter. Yeah, also Adrian, I'm not really into somebody who's calling someone else a man whore when they're in an open relationship so they can fuck while they're yachting. Yeah, exactly.

And there's no shame in that either, at least you're being honest about it, but like, please. Yeah. So now they all line up and here come the gaze and they're all like, YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS gonna stab my eyes out. I would rather not have vision than do it with these people ever again. One of these queens is the literal embodiment of... Yes! Every time he's like, he's like, yeah, sister's up, yeah, sister's about. Yes, uniform! Yes! I was like, okay, okay girl. Yeah, Jiziah is so miserable and they're like getting their champion and everything and he is just staring with staring with the most Josiah face of all. He's like, Masterpiece and I beg you, please save me. Take me out of this morass of gainess. His uncomfortability is so funny to watch.

Whenever he's holding a tray, he covers his boobs with it. You know how girls hold their book bag in junior high? Or like, he's always covering himself or trying to hide behind what he's holding is so funny and it's consistent throughout the whole episode. I've never seen someone balance a tray on their fingertips with such intensity. It's like the equivalent of like clutching onto a bag

but somehow it's just like balancing on fingertips instead. So, Kate is giving the tour and Charlie's like, uh, hey, girl, good to see you. Because I love this bar and hot top, this, this bar and jacuzzi moment. Yeah. That is a nice, this yacht bathroom I've ever seen. Okay, like this is also probably like the second yacht bathroom you've ever seen because you were on last season so like stop acting like you are a connoisseur of yacht bathrooms and one guy goes where's my refill and the other the little one goes yeah okay now you're just saying yes to things that

aren't even happening okay so Josiah and now Josiah is at that like little bar in the living room and he's like clearly like one hand is like the fingernails are like digging into the enamel of whatever that is. The lacquer veneer polish of the of the bar while he's like pouring champagne with the other hand and they're all like Cheers Josiah! Cheers Josiah! Cheers to Desire! And then Troy was like, Cheers to Desire and Jiziah's hair. And he could just tell it. It was just like, like just, everything's like rattling with him. He was like, I was like, wow, Jiziah,

I've never seen someone like, serve a glass of champagne on a clenched fist before. Yes! And Jiziah is like, it's as I told Master Pierson, as I explained to him for the first time, with the Batmobile escapeable love. Breathe in through your nose, and out through the mouth. In through the nose. master Pearson as I explained to him for the first time with the bat mobiles capable of

breathing through your nose and out through the mouth, in through the nose out through the mouth. Do I bite down on the cyanide pill now or do I want to do this longer? Chairs to show his hair. Yes! Okay, so here was the nice surprise for me and I don't want to wait all the way till the end to get it because people are probably punching their Computers right now as they listen to this The nice surprise in this is it is kind of in your head when you think like everybody's gonna bully you or everybody's gonna torture you Because these guys were actually really lovely and supportive to Josiah You know and they were like oh, it's okay. Let's make him feel good

Which was a really nice twist, I thought Yeah, I mean, I didn't think that they were like supportive necessarily. I don't I don't think that they were being mean to him I don't think that they were being I Don't think they were I don't think they were bullying him. I'll say that much I don't think they were being supportive though. I think well they complimented his hair gave him a yes And then they had him put on a thong thing, and they complimented how cute he was the whole time. Yeah, I mean, from a group of gays, that's like basically, you know...

But it was something a little bit... ...handing him to get stacks of gold. Yeah, I don't know, I think. I mean, he did get, I mean, not again, not to jump ahead. He... one of them fully sized up Josiah at one point, so there is that. But I... I know, there was still like there's like a patronizing fake element behind it. So like I don't think they believed him but I can See that if I were Josiah and I was already feeling insecure I would have picked up on some of those phony elements and felt like

Are what they're saying sincere? I don't think it's sincere so what do they really think about me like they like it's it's sort of like a little bit of I don't know cheer to Josiah's hair I don't know it could go either way it sort of like rides that line between mockery and friendly like we love your hair like I can't tell I can't tell oh well I'm just from I'm from Texas like I don't care if you're fake to me. It's being nice, you know? Yeah, I mean, I think that they were, I do agree.

I don't, at the very least, I don't think that they were bullying him. Yeah, they weren't. But to me, it was just a nice surprise because I was expecting the worst. They were pretty decent. So it's like, well, yeah. I mean, so far,

they've been a specific rubric. Yeah. Oh my God, wow. Oh, I mean so far. So far not specific rubric. Yeah. Oh my god, wow. Oh, I mean, Stanley Rubric. I don't even know if that's a proper use of rubric, but I'm going to go with it. I don't either. I don't even know what it is, but I can't

wait to look at that. Yeah, it's fine. I'm probably totally misused it because that's kind of my thing. Oh, smart. I'm going to look at it right now. It's like, wow, rubric. OK, I'll take a rubric break.

I want to know what it means. I'm heading on a document. Oh, a statement of purpose or function. Art for purpose, not for its own sake, was his rubric. I'm not sure if I use it properly, but that's fine. Well, I'll just have two penis and it's a killer. Oh, a category. A category.

So I think I did use it properly. People can weigh in. Rubric. Yeah, yeah. Guys, rubric. Get that rubric cube done, guys. What do you think? Where are you at with that?

So Charlie's like, we're moving. Yay. Because he didn't get to go off into the water last time. Everything he says drives me nuts. I can't stand that trolley guy. He actually is an asshole. I'm sorry. Yeah. He comes off like kind of a prick.

And you could tell he was trying to be nicer this time, but it kind of wasn't working. Because really all you need to say is like two things and then they'll just put that together over and over again the entire time. I think they were overestimating the appeal of their like, gayness, you know? Like I think sometimes with gay guys, me included,

sometimes you sort of feel like, if I'm just like super sweet and I say things like this, I'm like, oh my God, girl, like I think sometimes with gay guys me included sometimes you sort of feel like if I'm just like super sweet And I say things like this. I'm like, oh my god girl like everything I see people are just gonna like love everything I say like our especially girls will but I think it wasn't really working with these guys because clearly the interior hated them Yeah, so They're they're taking off setting sail if you will and

Riley's like, you know working sometimes we forget we're in the romantic place at work I can't the most romantic place in the world. I can't wait to fuck that guy Just made that with the girl right in front of me last night Yeah, exactly. Oh my god. So then so then Josiah's making more drinks It's like who wanted which terrible person wanted these drinks? Kids like they get a guy the one that's not wearing a shirt They look exactly the same Because you know they do they're all like mussely with beards and like a short haircut

Yeah, and he's like I don't like those type of gaze because they bully me Once I wore tank top and a gay like that told me, why are you wearing a tank top? You're a butt la. You're fat. You're fat in training. What are you? Fat man. It's called a tank top, not be a tank in a top.

He's like, I've always been insecure. In gymnastics, everyone had muscles and I didn't, which is why I learned how to make flying cars. That's why I made a microphone that's disguised in a turn up. So then Charlie, so then Josiah serves more cocktails the guys and then like Josiah basically sashes in with his, like gives them cocktails, walks out and tries to say, you guys, he's definitely on the team. You guys, he's definitely, I'm like,

it's like, it's like, you know who else? Guys, here's a new theory. I think RuPaul, I think he might be on the team too. He's like, guys, I have good dark. Yeah. Boy George, I'm telling you right now, I think he's on our team. Hmm. So that's like a little fast clip.

The boys are giggling. Josiah tries to open a beer with another beer and gets beer in his face. And Kate's like, huh, right to the face. Wow. You really, you really tired that onto your Riley. Hmm. And then the captain's like, ah, dammit!

And it's because it's high wind and rusty. Yes. So the first indication we have that things are going to rise, that napkins start falling off tables. Which is like, that's the equivalent of like the, the, the, the canaries in the mind, you know? Napkins off the tables. There's a pinot noir rolling at my toes. Get out! The yacht's basically like, let's have some slapstick,

because then all of a sudden all these sheet pans just fall out of nowhere. It's just like some weird like claddy with a chance to meet balls moment. It's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, and Laura's like, what was that was that oh my god green do you have to check yourself oh my god check yourself when check yourself and so you're mocking the boat too hard and then they show a shot of one of the queens walking down the

hallway he's just like flying around the hallway, like being banged from side to side. He's like, I'm used to it. It's like being at the mall and I'm new year's eve. It's God. This feels like my Coachella community. Look at me. The guy got cancer. So yeah, wine's rolling everywhere. And just like, this is a shit show. But it's better than actually serving those bastards upstairs. And then it's like commercial. And it's like, okay, it's over now. Yeah, everything's great. So now the off, now that the guys have spent like, the gay guys have spent like five or ten minutes being

generally pleasant, now their interviews start coming out because now they've had some booze so kids like all right well because of this choppy weather lunch is gonna be delayed about ten minutes can I get you anything and this one gay guy goes uh yeah lunch okay well you might want some hearing aids because I just said lunch will be delayed ten minutes so thanks thanks for being awful I'm just going to quietly pass judgment on you and tell just how everything I've learned. Thanks. Yeah. I don't know if it's because I got drunks so quick, but the awful meter really started dinging. Yeah. One of Charlie's like, oh my god. Isn't this beautiful? It's even like more beautiful than like Hawaii. I was like, oh god. So then the chef is like,

okay, these guys are about their body and their preference. She said healthy. So I did what they wanted. And if you follow the preference sheet and you mess up, you know you're in trouble because you've got a whole trip coming up, right? So we know it's going to be trouble. Then we cut back to the table of guys waiting for lunch. And one of them goes, okay.

When was the first time you touched a penis? I was like, yeah. I was like, I did not realize we're just gonna cut to watch what happens live. So, um, yeah, I also, we just got an insight to my Mima's nightmares. Okay, this is what she thinks for like, exactly. I also want to point out that when they drop to anchor

or captainly you guys, that's a good stick. And, I I got damn it so I'm just getting into the theme of this whole gaze thing good stick anchor so Kate speaks for all of us when she goes I really want to like them just as like I know same just kidding could you tell us being sarcastic? So Kate's like well well here's Chef Adrian and Charlie's like the presentation is Beautiful, buddy. Thank you. And then they're all nice. They just kind of stared each other a while and Get gates like my name is Kate my life is mr. Paul

My name is Kate. My life is miserable. I hate my life. Yeah, Charlie is being awful. He's acting like he's freaking Gail Simmons, which he is not. He's like, I love the presentation. And the way you have like four shrimps on the plate and like a range like Dimetrically Post who reach out to that is just like beautiful.

It's like a party in my mouth without the NP part. You know what I'm saying? So anyway, I love this. I'm so impressed. Thank you, buddy. Yay. So good. What balance?

What balance? So then he goes, okay. What is the main course, Kate? She's like, that one's actually the main course. So, and he's like, oh no. And he gets a little shrimp. And he's like, Kate, we have every hungry. We want more food.

I don't need a puppet show of where you're not happy. It just has to be like an adult. Hi. First. Sorry. No, great. I just really don't respond well to seafood puppetry. I don't know.

It doesn't work well for me. Yeah, it's R from head puppets fail. Yeah. So he's like, I followed the preface. She's like, I know, just figure something out. She's, she's like, do you want some steak? So we'll get some steak. And most of them are like, yeah, but you're back in the water.

We're gonna go back in the water. And we'll be back on the steaks ready. They also requested pizza and mozzarella sticks, by the way. See, a perfect example, you're a little losing them. And suddenly they don't want their salads They also requested pizza and mozzarella sticks, by the way. See, a perfect example. He a little booze in them and suddenly they don't want their salads. They want pizza and mozzarella. Well, also, I think this is a case of Charlie not asking anybody what they want. He filled up a whole preference sheet for himself.

Absolutely. They had to deal with it. Yeah. So, like you said, they are all like, okay, can we jump into the water? I was just like, yeah, please. Do you want to jump into some cement? That also works for me. I've got these great new shoes to try

to make out of cement. So. So if you want, you can just jump with the water. And we can just leave you there if you want. That's fine. That works for us. We're nearing a sinkhole. Can you wait?

Yeah. If you want, we could put some chum in the water and just see what happens. Before you jump in, take this needle and prick yourselves. All over your body. OK? Yeah. So there you go jumping in the water.

And they're just like relaxing on inflatable flamingos and stuff. So it's like, all right, well, Adrian, don't feel like pressure because they're all swimming right now. So just like take your time. So then they get back on the boat and they're like, there's one guy, this awful guy. He's like, where is the steak? I'm fucking starving. I thought we were eating at 230 and 330 and we literally have not had food. I'm like, if you're so hungry, you should not have gone off jumping into the water. You could've waited seven minutes and had your steaks. Yeah, this guy's a little bitch. And Kate's like, you are not that funny. You are not that charming. And there's just too many things I'm about. Yeah, sorry. And he's like, okay,

Kate, we're trusting you. She's like, I don't feel like you are. I feel like you're adding me. Yeah. Yeah, because he's like, I thought we're hanging out for no reason down here. So, so then the steaks arrive up there. And, you know, because of's like, I thought we're hanging out for no reason down here. So then the stakes arrive up there. And you know, because of course the stakes aren't going to be ready because they were swimming. Like, what's he going to do? Fire off the stakes and then like them sit there, you know? So they get their stakes and they're like, okay, sorry. So medium rare is supposed to be a little bit more like, you know, red.

Can you like get me one that's like not as cook. Thank you. And then as you see, they show the steak and it's like perfectly medium rare. Yeah. Like what do you want me to uncook your steak? Ask. You ask. Seriously, like I'm so mad that they decided to go swimming in the middle. They're lunch and then got mad that the food wasn't automatically ready for them.

When there was not like a set time of like okay you went like you went swimming like you went swimming and then they really then then they really showed their ass because she's like okay here's your steak swallow it enjoy it move on and one of the guys goes um Jeff A1 steak sauce I was like okay you bunch of fucking go-go boys from the revolver. Okay, I see. Charlie took out a Wells Fargo loan to take a few go-go dancers on a boat, and now they act in like the Queen of England. Exactly. You can just imagine Kate was saying there were being like, these guys are awful, but at least they have an order. I'd like in this Spresso Martini, please. Never mind.

Oh my god, because the guy does do that. He's like, can I have an espresso martini, please. Never mind. Oh my God, because a guy does do that. He's like, can I have an espresso martini? And she says, wow, what a perfect thing to order. I mean, I might as well just get you a t-shirt that says, cliche. So Josiah here is saying, oh, actually, do you want this one? I had this made for the boy, but he's in the water. And he's like, no, I don't want that one. Thank you. I was wondering which is I said I couldn't hear what he said. Oh that makes he had just made a martini and the guys like um no I'll

have my own thanks. Thanks and he goes these guys just came on the boat to be difficult and they're doing a great job. They also just came on the boat. So Riley's like, hey Tyler, is this yours? No, no, okay. So Laura's like, meanwhile Laura's like complimenting herself. She's like, you know what? Like ever since I told K to check herself, she actually is checked herself. I think we're friends now. I don't know. Oh, Laura. I like their both taking credit for why they're friends now. And Josiah is so frustrated. He's like, this is why I hate the gaze. It's like, are you gonna, he's like, are you all right? Why are you stressed, bro? And Josiah is like, are you going out there to be with these twats and he's like what's

wrong with you and he's like to be annoying. I was planning to wear my tank top today and clearly I can't. So Ashton Ross are talking about Riley about how like she's been like like really really happy because of Tyler and they're like yeah there's something to be told. He's just really growing up the best in here and they just cut to Tyler. This is where he's with the peanut butter. He's like fresh tracks, brand new peanut butter. See! Yeah!

And it's like keep talking about Riley Ross. He's like, what is she at Birds flying around the head like Santa Fokanella? And then it cuts back to Tyler and he's like, oh yeah! Still like thrilled over the peanut butterknit bugger check out these knife tracks whoa it looks like it's going straight up slippery one wet there's a squiggle throttle so let's see Riley checks in with his chef he's miserable yeah and then the guys like hey are we gonna do the gold party tonight?

She's like, yeah, I think tonight would be the best for the gold party and then the chef has decided that he's readjusted his many scenarios Just gonna gorge them with as much food as possible. Yeah, exactly. Okay. It's like by the gold party Is that the party where you guys are just quiet and stand your bedrooms because if so we can start that party right now So then Charlie tells Kate, um, they're called Spandex and it's for one of the guys like, which one do you want? He's like, hmm, which one is the most insecure and could possibly cry? She's like, to Zaya? Perfect. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's a little honestly like if, like if, if I think normally they would have chosen Ashton, because again, Ashton has the body and he was a former stripper.

So I think the fact that they chose Josiah, they're made, I can't tell. I think it was like their weird way of trying to pry the gayness out of him, which is like, in their way, it's like, oh my god, Lail, it's like he's a gay, just like us or whatever, but it's also kind of like putting Josiah on the spot in a way, you like, oh my God, now it's like he's a gay, just like us or whatever, but it's also kind of like putting Josiah on the spot in a way, you know, I don't know.

I thought this was where there was like, there was like a low level of patronizing mockery, but like nothing too strong. But I was like, yeah, I didn't get mad at it. Just because I figured they, you know, they give it to Ashton every time. He has to be the one that they treat like a piece of meat. So I figured, you know, it's just like his turn. And hey, I didn't mind seeing Josiah being treated like a piece of meat. Oh yeah. Yeah, Joe, just you. So yeah, so he's freaking out. He's like, what do I do about span decks? I don't have time to fit guns onto the side. I don't want to be a clown for these boys. I can just imagine Josiah as a clown.

He's just like, only me and the car. He just closed the door behind him. Sorry, you were too slow. Josiah, just me then. He just plainly eats the pie. No, this chump be going into my face. So Ross is trying to question Tyler and get him to admit that he's boning Riley and he won't. He's like, sit. Well, a bit and Tyler's like, bro, yeah, we hung out a little bit. And he tells us she doesn't want me to tell anybody, but we

banged last night. It's pretty special. It's like Tyler, you are pressing the intercom on the boot. Oh, sorry. So, Josiah is trying out the speedos and his penis is too big for them, so that's exciting. And now we'll get to her past out. Everyone's past out, I was like, where's Billy? Where's Billy? And I thought this was Billy who was passed out on the toilet,

but then later on when Billy showed up at dinner, it was a different person, but either way there was awful espresso martini billy. Yeah. So either way, there was someone passed out on the toilet. Oh my God, that poor guy. So they all surround him. They're like, what should we do? Should we put him on a dolly and take him to his room Should we carry him? I don't want him to head his head on the marble What do we do and then Billy like wakes up on the toilet and he looks strung out as Frank? Whoa, or guy. He really looked like the end of Sid Nancy. He looked like That moment in pulp fiction where umathroman gets the adrenaline shot because his eyes opened up and he's like

I was like oh my god What a poor guy What dimension did he just return from what did he see while he flatlined? Okay, it was Julia Roberts there We're ski for Sutherland there you wake up and you're having this Kate staring you like What do you want? What do you need like oh? My god, yeah, I mean I can imagine I mean at the same time like this is what's going through this guy's head he'd like wakes up and he's like I am fucking high right now and I'm in gold booty shorts and I'm on a toilet and there are three people staring at me and I'm on TV.

Yeah, I think my eyes would bulge too. Yeah, it's like throwing. So he's like, I was just using the bathroom. God. Uh, so let's see. Then Captain is about dinner's late. It's like two hours late because we're still half the boys are still asleep. They start kind of Sauntering in and they're pissed now that dinner's not being served and it's like well Do you want dinner or not dinner is ready jerks? It's you. Why are you getting mad at them? Exactly. I'm captain Lee upset by way I kept in Lee is getting mad upstairs because he's in his little space and he's like There's no fucking land. What the hell is going on? Are we still here in teetie? Are we still here on earth? What is going on? No fucking wind!

So finally we get some dinner and this ginger carat stew with Alaska crinking crab and and Kate's like, Handagold and Jerry, you'll notice. And Charlie's like, the chef has been amazing. Tell him thanks buddy, thanks. Although, I'm gonna be real, like I'm not impressed with the way time for this course. It's just because it's like, it's late and they should be ready. I'm like, no, it's late and you should have been ready. Yeah, this shit isn't just like sitting in a microwave for you, sir.

Yeah. So then the chef comes in, he's like, hi. Yeah. And that he's like, yeah, we've been waiting for a while. We've been waiting a long time for these entrees. So it would be nice if you could just tell us about it. That's like you are a cock. And the chef is also making it longer for you to get to your food, by the way.

Yeah, the chef just has this huge grin on his face and he just frees his and stares at them. It's like the Adrian Fuck you faces him to smile like broadly and just like stare at you like. All right, I'm gonna give you a little bit of a, what's the exact opposite of a suite of affections right now? Yeah. He's like, uh, hi, I'm Chef Adrian and I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna serve you and I'm sorry. So go fuck yourselves. No, I guess that would be sexually harassing you tonight. We'll be making grossly inappropriate sexual and you went to it you. So now we go up to the anchor and Laura and Laura and Ashton are having a little chat and the music. We know it's going to be a tender moment because like the music switches from the usual

To like this weird like soft harp music So I was like okay, they're gonna have a heart to heart Yeah, and Ashton does that hot guy thing where he's like listen this morning. I feel a bit of an AI Did like okay, Barry white We get it and so it's like it's not an excuse that I was drunk. I like you I want to carry on how we were before I was a bit of a hooligan And she's like it's cool that you recognize that now like you're super cool and rad So I don't really see that being an issue for you going forward

So we can we continue our little budding Romeo and thank you. It says a lot of boat him that he actually apologized. He just something about general cleanliness. I don't really like that the chef is blowing gold all over everything. Like, you know, he's like bending down right up to the desserts. He's putting a glob of glitter on it and then he's going Gross, that's a bit dude. It's disgusting. Oh, no, probably get a sifter. Yeah a sift fucking weirdo

You're right. So then Josiah's bringing more food out and then one of the gazes now like he's drunk and horny And he's just like he's literally did you cash this when he like looked Josiah up and down like full up and down He's like what's going on? See that I was so proud of Josiah. I was so happy for him like look Josiah You you may think they're bullies, but they want you But they'll bull their bullies you want to bone. Yeah, congratulations So this is where Charlie's like oh oh, gross, sugar-free dessert. This is disgusting.

My bad, though, guys, I ordered it. And Kate's like, I don't think if I pulled Prince Harry in a twin costume out of my hat, they'd be happy right now. They wouldn't be, actually. So then Adrian said to Captain Lee, oh, Captain Lee, would you like some white chocolate grass? He just tears and I was like, I think Matt. I would rather have a cup full of dirty windows than have some chocolate grass.

I'll tell you what I want from grass, your ass is in your ass's grass. I'm bad for no reason right now. Link, of course, is like, I'm sorry you're disappointed in your ass is grass I'm bad for no reason right now. Linkate of course is like, um, I'm sorry you're disappointed in your sugar free dessert that Charlie made you all eat. So Josiah is going to bring you with liquid dessert. How about that now take off your pants. Yeah. Josiah, this is like Josiah's big moment. He's going to sacrifice his own like dignity and self esteem. He's like, I'll do what it takes. I took an oath, the oath of Butler dim and that oath means you do what it takes to make the guests feel happy and if that means I take off my pants so be it. Kate please stand by. He just takes it. He stands. He basically takes off. He wears his gold costume and he's got a bulge. Yeah, and Kate's like, whoa.

It's like the lot of stuff I've ever heard Kate. She's like, is that real? Yeah, that was the most, most emotion we've ever gotten from Kate. She's like, I can't not look. And I was like, I'm gonna look. Yeah. So they go around telling everyone he has such a big dick. So then chef and Laura are in their bedroom getting ready for bed.

And he's like, well, apparently Josiah such a big dick so then chef and Laura are in their bedroom getting ready for bed and he's like well apparently Josiah has a huge dick and she's like I knew it I've got a dick sense and he's like yeah what is your sixth sense tell you about me oh Am I wrote this guy's a fucking pig at this one yeah I mean we've been here you've been making these little comments all season long, and I've just been like, this is like, I keep on thinking, I think we've mentioned on the show, this is not appropriate, right? But everyone seems to be laughing, but this is not appropriate. Yeah, there's always sexual harassment on below deck, that's part of their thing. But this is just creeping.

Yeah, it's gross, it don't. It's gross. It's bad. It's gross. I'm finally finally said something about it on the show. Yeah. Yeah. Next week. So anyway, the Gays go to sleep super happy and then like everyone's basically getting

naked at the end of the night like a montage of like people taking out their bands. And now it's the morning and they're putting the toys out and it's breakfast and kids like deertation gods. Please don't make them as, please don't make them as hideous as they were yesterday. I know that's a big ask. I know, I know world peace is probably the bigger priority, but this is the more difficult task. I'll be more impressed to be able to solve. Yeah. And Laura has done the table. And she goes, Laura, this table is joyful. She's like, that was what I was going for. Thank you for checking yourself.

And these guys might be that terrible if they're making cake if Laura compliments. I know. It's like it's bonded people like a war, you know? And it's just like, you know what? I'm going to handle this Laura because you've handled a lot. And thank you very much for that. Yeah, and Laura's like wow So oh no Kate's like something clicked in this great. I don't know what happened, but I like it. I'm not gonna go against it

We didn't get to the end storyline though of Josiah So he brings out the trade shots for the guys at the end of the night and they're like yes Can we take our picture with you? And then he goes this was very difficult for me and I've learned that I need to stop carrying what people think and be in the moment and enjoy it. Long pause. Yeah, oh hugs. I know, Josiah's version of enjoying something is like, my face went from this to this. And I realized it's an audio podcast, but I think we can all imagine what his face wanted from him. Yeah, I saw it.

He saw it. So, Laura and Riley are talking and she's like, you know, that chef is gross. He makes these comments at me all day. It's a huge turn off. And then we get a montage of him just being gross. And I was like, so I felt like our podcast was being heard at that moment. I was like, okay, we were not crazy, all right? Except I thought it was strange that she seemed to be like so cool with all those comments.

So I was really happy to see that she actually has been really grossed out by them. Yeah. And so just as like good morning, and tries like, you were so fun last night. Thanks buddy. And just I was, this is where just I was totally covering his boobs with this tray.

Like don't look at me again. It's a ho fa I Had an epiphany, but then I decided epiphany is off for people like you and not for me I'm just a butler so I take my epiphany back So then ashton and Laura ashton comes up the Laura in the laundry room. He's like thought I'd say hi She's like do you have any cigarettes? He's like it's gonna cost you. I was like, oh no, we're going back down this way. Here we go. 50 euros, please tell me it's not 50 euros. No kidding.

And also, is this jail? It's gonna cost you some kisses. It's like, okay. So then the guests, they, the guests want to do, it's toys, toys, toys, toys. So Ross gives a little seminar on how to run a jet ski and it's like you gotta go clockwise around the boat 50 feet away from the boat you can all out just like yeah I saw nothing over there 100 feet of the case line because it's

shallow there's a lot of personalities there's a kill switch and that's about it. And so they like got it. And so they start jet skiing and like around and around and around. Now I don't know, I was, I mean, I'm assuming when they, when Ross was saying the kill switch is that like if you fall off, you probably are supposed to do some things that way it stops, the jet ski stops running, I guess? I don't know. But either way, they fall off and this jet ski is unmanned and in motion. And as Captain Lee says, that's 900 pounds of pure jet ski metal coming right out of Bokler, a person or a seashell.

That is 900 pounds of god damn it coming down the river. Yeah. And then so we that's where we cut off. But it was funny. The guys are like, It's like that jet ski is like fine. I'll do what none of you guys were willing to do. Get off me. They're all like they're all giving the jet ski like a slow clap. Oh, that's some good shit. I okay. What how does I do wonder though with jetetski's? If you fall off it, there, like what,

there must be something that these guys messed up because I feel like it didn't have the bracelet on. When you get on a Jetski, you Velcro this bracelet to yourself and so when you fly, it took to the ignition and so when you fly or a kill switch or something. So when you fly off, it pulls the kill switch and they must not have had it in. Of course, they're probably like this doesn't match the look.

Yeah, I don't like the scratch that. See, we can be self-wolding still. So, God, these guys were so worried, guys. These guys were so awful, so awful. And I cannot wait for next week to see them be continue to be awful and then and then transition into some drunk lady wrapped up in a blanket cursing at Kate and desire this is gonna be an amazing episode All right, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us go get your crap and life tickets in your t-shirts over at crap and smurch.com And we will be back tomorrow with a video recap of real housewives of New Jersey

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