Watch What Crappens - BelowDeck: Yachts for Tots

Episode Date: November 15, 2018

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I thought I was gonna have such a great experiences. And then they show a clip package of her going, Hi, I'm Caroline! Hi! I'm Caroline! But instead, all they did was put me in this beautiful queen-sized bed where I can stretch out every single limb that I have. Oh, I've never been treated like I have on this boat fresh seeds, soft pillows. What are they trying to kill me? You know what, airline basically, and I really try to avoid complaining about this on the show because I'm old.

I'm 43. I'm not a young spring chicken. Okay. And I hate when older people are like these kids this generation these millennials But this is every stereotype that millennials I think have right now and I think I deserve I think millennials are the smartest generation like they're smart. They have so many options But like all the stereotypes that you hear other old people complaining about this is Caroline like oh my god I can't believe someone told me to work

Yeah, exactly. I want to fucking battle for having a heart fit. Yeah about this is Caroline like oh my god a capital is someone told me to work yeah exactly yeah yeah exactly so so then she like goes hobbling out of her beautiful room and goes fine and finds Riley and she's like oh oh you stepped in my bed today okay cool no my foot's this time with someone she's just complaining and then they cut to Josiah, making it better. She's just, I'm tired. That's his version of complaining. Yeah, I'm tired. Karen and Kate's like, work, work, work. And Kate wakes up with Josiah and Josiah.

I'm like, do you know what we have in the bathroom that I want to eat right now? She goes, Cheetos. That is correct. That is correct. Oh, wait, I'm sorry. That's not a bag of cheetos. That's Caroline. She's out of her quarters.

She's out of her quarters. Oh, I almost take Caroline. So, um, so, um, so everyone, when he says, when he says, I'm tired, I just wrote Kate saying, Caroline, please take off your Josiah Matt and get back to guest quarters. Okay. Oh, it sounds like you've got a case of the Caroline's huh? So, um, so now it's like morning cleaning and Chandler like things on this episode seem to start off Optimistically for Chandler because he's like hey Riley, can you spot clean those cushions? Huh, now that I'm a bowson and my father isn't on the phone anymore, I realize I have to

work with Riley, so let's just try to suck it up. So it seems like it's going to go well today. Yeah, he's like, I decided to just pull my sleeves up and I didn't have sleeves, so I just put on these pretend sleeves. Did you see his temporary sleeves that he I just put on these pretend sleeves. Do you see his temporary sleeves that he was wearing? No, I did. He's very worried about being affected by the elements.

He's like the first one in a face mask and some sleeves. He's dressed like Lawrence of Arabia. I'm like, you're on a yacht. So Chandler of Arabia, my dad loved that movie. So then downstairs, Josiah and Kate are doing something and then Carol and so Kate's like Kate's like, huh? So what do you think about Caroline in her foot? I don't think that she's lying. It's Obviously swollen, but the question is why is it just annoyed with her like the rest of us are and then Caroline just walks in

It's just trying to escape her laziness like the rest of us. I don't know And then Caroline appears I don't know. And then Caroline appears. I don't know. No, no, no, where is that? I was like, oh, she's here. Look, look, there's the lazy one. She's walking towards us right now. Finally, the Cheeto and Caroline's like, I'm not lying. And she goes, I don't think you're lying. So there we go. We are on the same page. She goes, one really sad that you think I'm lying Kate. She goes, um Didn't say that but people to you lie sometimes in this job because it's a lot of work. It's a lot of work I don't think that okay. You can't take us one of it and you've got us one of us home Okay

Glad we talked yeah, yeah, you can go back to your master bedroom now. Thank you I'm so glad it's getting better. I'm so glad it's getting better So Kate's like I'm already Caroline carrying Caroline's weight when she's at top health so when she's injured. It's just like Where are you here? Oh, that's right comic relief. Oh, that's not I like that So preference heat top captain captain captain crew crew Captain captain crew captain crew preference time

So he's like all right. This is gonna be 10 people this time two of them are children Kiko's Yeah! K-Cos! K-Cos, huh? The four-year-old loves sparkling and still water, so that's good to know. That's good to know. And the parents are a power couple living in South Florida. Okay, guys, don't describe yourself as a power couple. It's like immediately, just saying we're giant assholes.

Yeah, it doesn't really work that way. It's like, just because you guys both own a rental car agency in Tampa does not mean that you're a power couple. They're lucky to pictures of the kids and the captain goes, she looks picky if you look at her and kick us face. So then he starts reading what they can't have. He's like, no kale, no Brussels sprouts. They're allergic to seafood and I'm selfish. They got a peanut allergy. We got to go through the whole boat and get rid of all the peanuts. And chef

Adrian says, it's like a Japanese jigsaw puzzle. If you add up all the things that can eat, they can eat nothing, we they're basically fucked. Is there what's the difference between a Japanese jigsaw puzzle and a regular jigsaw puzzle? Of course, it's harder. There's so much smarter than it. That's true. Duh.

So, um, so then we, we see a shot of Ashton and Ashton sort of cracks me up because I thought he was going to be sort of a different up because I thought he was gonna be Sort of a different person. I thought it was gonna be he was gonna be a little bit more like Joao, but instead he's just like someone who just royals in his anger all day long and then like every three days He gets drunk and lets it all out. So he's just like stewing truly like in his room And he's folding laundry because it's the only thing that's giving him satisfaction now He's like oh a little bit of organization look at it. I folded a shit. Look at that. No, it's organized Oh, well, that's great you're organizing cuz I feel like a monster. I heard just I ain't Kate talking about me And she said she doesn't think I'm faking it. Okay lady

She did say she doesn't think you're faking it. Okay, lady, she did say she doesn't think you're faking it, but she did not stress the thing like you are. This is a perfect way of taking what somebody else said. And like, I'm not gonna sit here and say, Kate can't be an asshole. Of course she can. That's what kind of, that's one of her like best qualities.

But in this situation, she's not. She said she doesn't think you're faking it, stop. Yeah, exactly. So, you know, Ash and just sitting there like, why is this roasted red pepper interrupting my laundry folding time? I can understand where she's feeling from, you're where she's coming from, you know,

sometimes on a boat you can feel lonely. Sometimes it's, you know, people wanting let dances, you wear diapers, you get in your cornhole and money, massages, you know, it's people wanting lip dances, you wear diapers, you're getting your corn hole and money, massages. It's not so bad and sometimes everyone just treats you like a stupid hooker. You put on the second line of strippers. I've been there, been there, done that, don't want to do it again. All right.

Do you been followed around by your coworkers calling you not Magic Mike? All right, not fun. Oh, hey, look, I found Captain Lee's underwear and then just throws it at her face. I think that was an affectionate moment. I can't tell. Hey, listen, I charged a lot of money for that in the real world. Have you ever been followed around being called Muggle Mike? No, you haven't. Alright, so get in line. Caroline. Hey, that rhymes. I like that. It's an organization an organization syllables I'm gonna dance to that now I love a good beat so then Captain Lee calls Chandler up to

the wheelhouse I don't know so Chandler remember we talked about yesterday about babysitting how I hate babysitting because you know what you only get about six hours an hour and then the parents come home late you know what I'm saying anyway so do you have a plan today and he's's like, yeah, um, you know, it's been it's been good today. Uh, it's been good. So, uh, I think it's looking good. He's like, is that a goddamn plan? Uh, I feel like Elizabeth's shoe with a bunch of goddamn idiot rich kids in the city trying to keep for you. I need to know if you can work at 100% and you're like sure sure I can I can she's like biting her lip and pain she gets like oh good good because if you can't say if you can't work we may just have to get rid of you yeah so but I'm so happy that you're able to say and work I really

am and okay Carolyn's like thanks oh oh I'm sorry that was actually supposed to be a speech for Josiah. Sorry. I wasn't able to remember you. Josiah is behind them ironing. It's great. Great she can work now because we're exhausted. Is that red sweater she tries to wear around the boat? Am I right? King of Snarkas. I'm dead, dead, dead, dead, dead. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. It's like fire lends. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's the way she's handling herself is making things. Had a. And then I don't know where that came from because that only means over being terrible. It's just another standard like weekly, weekly action. Yeah, getting mad at Riley because he didn't get a boil

day that day. It takes it out on her. So they're doing provisions, bringing everything on board. And they bring on a pig because they're going to have a a pig roast. Sorry, Spanky. I'm sorry that I mean, no, I'm not okay with that. I had a pig.

Spanky with some snake. I'm sorry, Spanky. Okay, so they're gonna have a pig roast and kids like, as easy as you're, whoa, look at that pig. It's working harder than Caroline. It's not even alive and it's working harder. Wow. Wow. Well, Caroline, I'm sorry that you have a swollen skewed up by this pig is dead. It actually died. Okay. And if it were alive, I think it still wouldn't complain. Hey, my left foot, could you use that danger De Lewis stuff you've got over there to fold some toilet paper diamonds?

That'd be all right. Carolina. Here's a VHS copy of in the name of the father. You can watch it to get some tips on how to do a proper hunger strike if that's what you're thinking about doing next here you go. So the Kate the guest start coming and they're all just horrified at the side of children, which is just cracks me up. Captain's like, oh no, there's trouble on wheels. Yeah. Yeah. Kate has a full-oving face. Kate's like, hey, if my face could go, huh, you'd be going, huh, right now.

Literally with. Huh. She's like, let me purse my lips into the most horizontal line I can make. And there we go. My emotions say it has been expressed. like let me purse my lips into the most horizontal line I can make. And there we go. My emotional state has been expressed. What's the main guy's name, the main chart of guest? I don't know.

The barberry, Albert, I think. Is it Bernard or Albert? I think it's Albert. I wrote down, hi, I'm Mallard, which is not correct. I'm sure. But I wrote that down. And this is my kid, Tiernan, and my other kid, Pearson. What, those are both last names.

I'm like, you cannot be in Florida and name your kids that. Those are reserved for the Northeast only. Yeah, Tiernan, Pearson, Carson, Tiernan, Smith, Tiernan, Vernon, Hehton, and... It's not often we have a charter with children. Let's face it, if you're going to spend a lot of money, you're going to spend a lot of money to not be around your kids. Yeah.

Exactly. So Pearson, they start calling Pearson Master Pearson, which is hilarious because they're just saying it as a joke. But then throughout the episode, anytime Pearson says something, the producers put for his subtitle master Pearson colon and then. Which is something also they also transcribe it just the way he's saying it like next week they showed they showed him things something with cash and it says oh my god I'm bleeding

and it looks like BW EB IMC. I have to say, I was prepared to get really angry at Master Pearson and Lady Tjernin or whatever. But I actually was like, I was pretty much okay. They were actually adorable and generally well behaved and adventurous with their palettes. So honestly, there were some hilarious cutaway shots of the kids. There was one shot where I think Josiah was in the galley

or something and you just see Master Pearson walk by in his giant life jacket. He just like sort of like waddles by the door really quickly and it was just so funny. I just think the kid was cracking me up. Yeah, they're pretty cute. To me a charter makes more sense with kids. Yeah, this is more fun for the kids You know, it's like better than being around that crazy redhead lady or like a lot of the guests that come on this show You know, I would take my thesis overtaking, you know, well they have to be so essentially I mean

Oh god, who said that word? Oh god Damn it, I hate baby sinners. Otherwise, kill for one right now. I think that now would be like a really good time to go to commercial because like Rob is so good at commercials, and like he could do them in like seven minutes or less. It's like amazing. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday's parenting is unbearable.

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Which is how he does it British accent. She's like, I'll set past the four-year-old like a state. Ma di am. So then Caroline's like, um, hey, um, what can I do? And he's like, okay, go down to the laundry room. And then try to just like shut the fuck up down there and just flip it, turn it, fold it, and just I was like, Oh, that's a song.

Flip it, flip it, flip it, flip it, flip it, turn it, fold it, and just I was like, oh, that's like a song. Flip it, flip it, flip it, flip it, flip it, flip it, flip it, flip it, flip it, flip it. They start like dancing. Caroline's like, oh, they made a song without me. This is the whole of boys all over again. Isn't it funny when Caroline isn't part of the song? It's hilarious. Michelle. Funny when Caroline isn't part of the song. It's hilarious Michelle So then so here's the one moment that I thought I was gonna start hating Pearson because we see him banging a starfish

Starfish on a shell and crying when the mom takes it away And he's like I want this air fish. I was like this fucking kid this fucking kid But then he was an angel the rest of the time. Yeah, I mean he gets tired and then Ross is like I have the salt as well he is full yes old this is all being away from him I was like oh fast forward fast forward yeah yeah yeah yeah sick of the deadbeat dad trope yeah well his father I meant well his son lives in Florida also makes me wonder what if his son and Pearson Switched and it's actually his son that's been on the boat all this time And he didn't even recognize him. Oh my god. Devastating So

So anyway, so for lunch they all get salad that that has chicken in it and the kids are fully eating it. So, I was like, these kids are doing better than half the guests we've ever seen on this show. It's like hunting so far. So, while the kids are acting like adults, the adults are acting like kids because Riley and Ashton start bickering because Riley is ready to take out the toys because she thought you're supposed to take out the toys when it's like shackle time and said it was like no you take out the toys when it's locked down time and Ash is like you know what Roryley you just do what you want you do what you want

I'm going upstairs I'm gonna fold laundry and get myself happy. So like what did I say I said fine I'll do it I mean I just said why aren't we supposed to it's like just her tone that she uses and he's like over it at this point. But in her defense, Chandler did tell her to do that. It's just that he didn't communicate that the captain told them they were gonna be going on excursion. And so they should do it later or something.

No, it's just like. He's just like, he's just telling me something different. He's like, he's telling me something different. He's like, well, he just told me something. All right, and it irritates me when you that listen to me. I said,'s like, well, he just told me something, all right? And the air takes me when you listen to me and say, okay, I'm standing by, I'm standing by that, I'm standing by. Yeah, and like, again, like I mentioned, I think last week or the week before,

but what's annoying with Riley is that when you ask her to do something, she doesn't just say, like, yes or no, it's like, I didn't do that, but that's because I was, I was doing this, I just did this and like annoys everyone, but at the same time she has to answer like that because Chandler is the sort of boss who is like going to blame you for shit unless you explicitly say what you've done,

the case in point last week, when he started blaming her for leaving tools or bucket out and she's like, that's not my bucket, someone else left it out. So she always has to be on the defensive because of Chandler's bad management. Yeah. I love a good chamois fight. Yeah. So anyway, so yeah, now Josiah is following Pierre's master Pearson around. He's like, oh, you're a right master Pearson because he's going down the stairs. He's like, yeah, he's like, yeah, where are you going?

Hody a I'll just make sure you get there master Pearson. It's like following him down the bottom. Yeah This is actually like Josiah's calling him like he's like I went to Butler School precisely for this moment I would like to follow a small child around and let him beritomy while I've served him club soda and medium sticks Is everything true liking liking Master Pearson? Yeah. No, you said it wrong. You're supposed to just say, if you didn't hit me with something, do it. Do it.

Master Pearson, are you as excited as I am about for 30 years from now when you are super hero and I'm your faithful butler? Are you excited? What would you like when you grow up? A car. A flying car. A flying car. A flying car!

With bullets. With bullets! Well done, Master Pearson. Well done. I have started to excavate the cave. So Caroline is up in the galley and she's like, oh, I don't know why I'm exhausted. And Adrian, who is full of Zenshade this entire episode goes, well at least he got a day off.

And she's like, I don't know what you're talking about. It's like you remember when you were sick and you were in bed all day yesterday? And she's like, well, he goes, are you okay? And she's like, well, I was just accused of faking an injury. And he goes, hmm, maybe that's paranoia. Oh no, oh no, I heard him talking. And he's like, she's really bringing the vibe down

for the whole boat. And I'm a very sensitive person. So it really affects me. You know, like when I make see Fl plays, if they collapse, I collapse. If these cows gave their lives for a terrible steak tonight, we know who to blame. Five, bad five, lady. So now it's like jet ski time and I got very scared because they put Pearson, Master Pearson on a jet ski and they didn't even put it they like made him cling on To the back of an adult like like one of those like little monkeys that rides on big monkeys, you know And I was like what are they doing with master Pearson? He's gonna fall off I was like this is why Captain Lee's gonna yell at them because this is like not how you treat master Pearson

I was like this kid he's four years old on a jet ski and then it was like fine. He like comes back He's like that was great, you know Master Pearson to draw father Dianne horrible accident leaving you the power to take over the world and say, fight evil in his honor? No! We'll work on that, Master Pierson. We'll work on that. Master Pierson, do you have a void that's been left behind from that terrible Jetski accident

that happened earlier today? It was fine, no one died! Damn it! Damn it! We'll rectify that happened earlier today. It was fine, no one died. Damn it. Damn it. We'll rectify that soon, Master. So meanwhile... So it's like, okay, decorating for the night. Pink Pong lanterns and curlements.

What can I do for pink Pong lanterns? Okay, just go find all the white colored decor and just, you know, put it behind the bar. Yeah. So she goes to the cobblers and starts pulling everything out of them. And just I was like, Caroline, dampen all the white things there, we'll have a pile of white things. She's like, Oh, God, what is that? That Oh God thing that you're doing over there is this

emotion? What is that thing you're doing with your voice, your trembling eye, Caroline? What is that? Kate, Kate Josiah, there seems to be some pepperoni rearranging the white beads behind the bar. How do you want me to handle this? There's a meat puppet down here, quivering and clothing gets eye over and over again. Anything I can do. There's a pile of raw meat who seems to be filling with your table scape-arts. Do you want me to intervene or should I just let this debacle continue? Kate, Kate, Josiah, question.

Yes, go ahead. Have you ever seen a French bread pizza cry? Kate, Kate, Josiah, the bag of skittles seems to be fiddling too much with your deco-osh, a lion to be in. So he's like, no, all she said was to get the white things that we could use behind the bar. It's like, well, am I supposed to do what I'm told or not? And he's like, all right, well, thank you.

This has been wonderful. Thank you. Thank you. I'll do the very rudimentary job of moving this C show from this show to that show, which apparently was too difficult for you. All right. I shall pretend that she is master piercings empty plate of chicken fingers and clear her. Thank you. Thank you Like there's a lack of leadership here. Oh, okay, okay lady hopping on one leg Barefoot make your list all right. I can't wait to see what HR says. I'm tempted to throw her into a vat of acid, but I would not want to make such an odd enemy if I'm asked to be a son of his young age Lady Joke so age lady joker so now it's like the guess one to dinner at 7 30 because well the kids need to be to eight o'clock too late so we're gonna do dinner at 7 30 because the kids have to sleep and now I'm not a parent but like does half an hour really make a difference

I mean does it? Yes you feed those little fuckers at 6 and get them out of there okay anyone who's been to dinner with little kids knows it's for everybody. Okay. This is for everybody You know what I think what I resent is that these guests came on like our kids are like adults They eat adult food. They just eat with us. That's what they that's what our kids do and they were doing that But then don't do that and then be like oh, we have to eat earlier for the kids either like Be like their kids or don't be like eat. I don't know I just got mad because they made Adrian make bad food. I'm just really mad

I think Adrian earned that one. I mean it was just steak That's true. It should be easy. So basically dinner and I blame Caroline for stressing him out cuz he's not so that he's like These are empaths dates enjoy those So yeah, so basically dinners at 730, Adrian makes like a soup. He makes a Vichy Swa at 730. And then it takes like an hour from to put out like 10 sticks and some fish.

Yeah, and then so they're talking about the next day and going out and seeing sharks and master piercings. It's like, ooh, and master piercings like, and just as like, are you going to ride one and own it? Like it's your little bitch, master piercing. We'll work on that. Do you think you might get abandoned at that reef and the sharks will take you as your their own child and he will be raised with the sharks, but then you'll come back to land and become a humanoid again.

And then need me as your servant to help you as you write the wrongs of the people who did the things to your parents while you were gone. Okay. Great. Oh, I love a listener. I love someone with ambition. So everybody's so excited about this food, right?

Yeah. So let's cut to Chandler and Ashton. Chandler's like, guess what I'm going to do? Taken it. Taken app. Yeah. All right. Be sure to get to that beach club.

Yeah. Exactly. So Chandler's going to sleep. And meanwhile, Adrian's like, ah, bedtime stress me out. You know, I can't be as free-flowing as I want to be. All these restrictions. I'm just wilting.

I'm like a terrible little tulip wilting away. I can't be as free-flowing as I want to be. All these restrictions, I'm just wilting. I'm like a terrible little tulip wilting away. I can't be creative with very simple basic cooking times for beef. And so the food doesn't come up to 820, the main courses. And so Kate's sitting there trying to get the food out. She's like, OK, is it done now? Is it done now? OK, is it done after that? I mean, it looks so nice already. Really? What do you need

to throw at it? Okay. Skids. Did you notice? By the way, the kids had like big ass take knives. I was like, wow, they really do treat them like adults. They're like, I think this is an interesting dress. Yeah. The dad's like, oh, our kids are like heavenly creatures. Okay. So everyone eats quen. There's five people out there who saw that movie and totally get it. Even though that was done with stones, that's still you guys get it. I think I saw that. So, can I have my steak done, manandes? I mean medium. So the guests are starting to complain now. They're like, what is our food? This is ridiculous. What is it? It's so long.

Did you notice, by the way, that the primaries wife looked exactly like Jane from Happy Endings? Just had to be better. Yes. Is that Casey Wilson's character? She did. Oh, look like a blonde version of her. No, not Casey Wilson.

Jane is played by Eliza Koop. She's also one of my favorite sitcom characters of all time. Oh, I thought the blonde lady looked like Casey Wilson, personally, whatever. Basically it was like the alternate version of Happy Endings. Like Adam Pally was there, Damon Wayne's Jr. was there in Whiteface maybe? I don't know, I don't get it. So, anyway, the food finally goes out there and the guests hate it. They're like, I wish there was more sauce, the steak is tough.

The baddest that try. The last time I'm coughing, the lady's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, hmm, okay, well, I will let Adrienne know that you have no taste. Okay, I'll be right back. Yeah, I'll be right back. So then Caroline goes to clear the dishes also and the guests are like, um, a little bit of advice for the future.

Stakes should be medium rare and there should be more sauce. So less cooking, more sauce. Thank you. I could just say that about my foot. Like what? Never mind. And Joe say it. Just I am catered talking and just I was like, I heard the steak was over cooked. Master Pearson almost forgot his lesson on how to beat penguin. And Kate's like, well, I'd rather not pass that on to Adrian because, you know, he's been great for the most part and it's bad for morale. Okay. Now can we put Caroline on a spit and roast her?

I think that would be fun for people. Josiah's like, will keep this as our little secret, my favorite kind of secret, a little one between us. She goes, well, to be fair, her plate was clean. It didn't stop her from taking down even the garnish. Garnish. So, um, that's a bit and it's important that you each just take. You need this strength early on in life. For once you are just I want you to adjust and to become. So Caroline Adrian in the kitchen Caroline's moping around and he's like, That's good. He's moping around.

I wrote more mopping less moping. How about that? Yeah. Can you tell I've been like a manager for eighters before? You have to like come up with different variations of it. If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean. Hey, less moping, more mopping. Hey.

So this is where Adrian has a very, you know, even killed reading to Phil of Caroline. He's like, he's like, oh, you look sad today. She goes, oh, and then she's like, you appreciate feedback, right? Well, guess what? They said, Mara sauce and less dry. She's trying to get a personal, it's nothing personal.

Yeah, so he's like, I'm glad she told me, but you know what, I don't appreciate her vibe. Yeah, I know you're not doing well, but yeah, I know, keep it to myself. I got it, keep it to myself. And then, you know, she's like, you know, like, you know what I'm going to do? Like, I'm just like mad about a lot of things, you know like you know what I'm going to do like I'm just like mad about a lot of things and you and you don't know what I'm dealing with and it has nothing to do with the boat

And he's like really? Because my father just died a month ago, so whatever it is I doubt it's that so Just what is this the competition? Is this the competition and he's like it's not but we all have a lot of intense shit going on. So pull yourself together. I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whining on one of your feet after I just cooked 18 meals for 10 people. Josiah is in his room and he's like, I just got an erection and I don't know why. I said, me too, what's happening?

She's like, don't judge me. Don't touch my sadness. And he's like, we all work together, Caroline. And if you're in that place, you hand it to me and everyone around you. It's like, mind your business. He goes, actually, this is my business. Yeah, he goes, he goes, well, I'm sorry you have the misfortune of working with me.

He goes, me too. Me too. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I think continued to sweep while she stormed off finding someone to cry to. Like no one's left. That was like literally the only person who would listen to you and you just fucked that one up lady. Exactly. He's like, wow, that was a really feisty bundle of radishes.

So everybody is going to bed and Kate sees Caroline. Caroline comes in. She's doing her normal Caroline. Oh, I'm folding, I'm folding,'m folding angrily I'm folding and I'm hurt no one asked me what's wrong but definitely not acting like this so someone wants me with wrong okay it's like oh you seem like you're about to cry thank you thank you for giving me that before I go to sleep oh so Adrian Adrian I mean the caroline tells Kate what happened to Adrian and Kate's like, oh, and then she goes, damn, Adrian is savage. Like, he has been invited to sit at the Cool Kid's table now, basically. And Kate's like, well, Caroline, his delivery probably could have been better,

but it was advised to sound. Be your client, Bradley's health, and then see how much better that makes you feel. Okay, try that. Isn't it funny how people like, bubbly champagne and not flat how much better that makes you feel. Okay, try that. Is it a funny up people like Bubbly Champagne and not that Champagne? Yeah, think about that. So then she whispers, she immediately starts whispering good desires. She's like, oh my god, Adrian, and he goes, savage. I don't know whether I'm angry that he's taken my place in the Savagery Department or horny for it. I love that while I'm creating the

next Batman out of Master Pearson, he's creating the next. Who have we not said? I can't think of that many people. The next two face. He could be the commissioner golden to my So it's the next morning and Dakota wants coffee guys Dakota wants coffee Mmm and Caroline's like hi chef. Where's the sugar? I know it's a dumb question and then she tells us a dream sucks He's fake news like he pretends to be a sunshine of butterflies, but it's all bullshit I'm like don't you know the first rule of people who talk about sunshine and butterflies? They're the worst people. They're the worst, the least angry people. So it's your fault for being, however old you are, not figuring that out. Sorry, you had to learn it the hard way, but we all know it.

It's not the... You could have been listening to this show for seven years, I could have been warning you about that. But what, what's really, really, what caused her to see that is that when she's looking for sugar, he just won't answer, which is funny because at this point, doesn't she know where the sugar is? I mean, come on.

So Adrian's like, no. Yeah, you know, for a long time, other chefs used to call me a yes, but I was like a malfunctioning improv fencer I was wondering why I could never get on a main stage improv cooking team I was always like no and no and yes but but now I say yes and my scallops are hilarious and Carol it's not gonna bring me down. I've learned that I don't know everything. For instance, I don't know why Caroline is such a fuck up. I don't.

Oh. So it's breakfast and a breakfast we learn that the gang, but the guests are gonna go off to that stingray thing. It's gonna be a 2pm deadline. They have to like, they have to have lunch at 1 and they're going off. So it's time to do that. Excursion, excursion, excursion. Everyone is talking 1PM lunch, 2PM excursion. And everyone seems to know this except for Chandler, who's like, well, the reason why is because while everyone's talking about it on their radios, Chandler is pouring himself a bowl of cereal and he's not on his radio.

Yes. Now, all they're showing is Chandler's sleeping and eating cereal this entire episode. And I think it's funny that he ended up with Jamie in real life because that's a lot of dairy in that family. A lot. A lot of dairy. Okay, it's a lot of foosies under the covers. Yeah, so Chandler has everyone pulling all the toys out, the quote unquote toys, the jet skis and everything.

He has everyone, all the deck crew pulling them out, but the deck crew is like, why are we doing this? Because we're gonna pull it all out and then they're gonna go off on their excursion. And so even like Ross is like, on Chandler, I think they're going on an excursion to see some stingrays. And like Captain Lee is like,

literally standing above them, watching this. And Chandler's like, oh, well, I didn't know about that. Captain Lee, what's the plan for today's stingrays? Something with stingrays? And he's like, yeah, you stupid babysitting and making my babysitter a babysitter, babysitting. And at this point, you got... I don't want to see during the goddamn headlights.

I want to see light bulbs going on overhead. It's not too close to the water. That would be dumb. They'd get electrocuted. And this group of boobs probably would do it too And is at this point that dumb sitting next to me just rolled his eyes like turned over I was just like I wish I could be at that dirt be at my job Which is funny because There's just like that's how we all feel. It's like how does this fucker get to do this? How does this fucker get to still be a boason?

Yeah, well, not for long, I have a feeling. Yeah. So they're ordering drinks with Caroline and the lady is like, OK, here's what we want. A cucumber, jalapeno, per seco, mojito, and then we'll be fine. We'll be less stressed out. She goes, OK, so just to clarify. What?

And she explains it again. And so Carol lines like, oh God, Kate! Oh, okay, here's what they want. They want to, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and Kate tells us, oh, look at this. It's a new day. And Carol lines trying to be positive and wonderful, but I know it's just a matter of time before leprosy strikes her face. Okay. Here we go. Yeah. That's sort of strange. I've never seen leprosy attack a voting sticker, but I guess it happens anywhere.

So Chandler. So so now there's like issues again with Chandler and Riley. He's like, Chandler's telling Riley to like, So now there's like issues again with Chandler and Riley. He's like, Chandler's telling Riley to like, blow up the slide, don't work on the toe line and all this stuff and Captain Lee is watching it and getting mad at Chandler still isn't communicating

properly and the guests are getting antsy for drinks. So there's just sort of like anger in the air. Yes. And the captain's like, well, I had to talk with Chandler and apparently it went from one side of his head to the other with no obstructions. Yeah. And then they're complaining about their drinks because they still don't have them and Kate finally brings them up. And the lady's like, uh, may thing. Yeah. And then it's lunchtime while Chandler and Riley try and figure their shit out.

And so we're getting cuts of everybody doing their different jobs and stuff. And Chandler's like, all right, so you're gonna take the boat from the thing in the water to up out of the water. She goes, so just straight on to Stern. And he's like, oh, God, I'm just confirming. Yeah. She's like, I'm just asking for confirmation.

She's like, whatever, I'm for confirmation. She's like, whatever. I'm gonna have cereal on having that. So my favorite read of the season, Kate is helping the chef dress the plates and she's getting an avocado on the plate. And it's not doing what she wants. So she goes, can I have avocado? Dear job. Caroline's like, did you say something? Caroline's like, did you say something? Yeah, I'm doing my job. Not you, Kate, I have this. Get out of here. Go, shoe, shoe. Master Pearson.

It was a literal avocado this time. So, yeah, so now they're having lunch. Ross and Riley are preparing the tender, Pearson purkid kid looks miserable. He doesn't want this food at all. It was like a keen it was like something on Keenwa and Pearson and Tiernan were like not having a good time. So so then we see that the people it's gonna be Riley, Ashton and Chandler. No, Riley, Ashton and are going to be taking all the guests over to this shark area and Chandler is not going and Ashton or whoever else, people are just shocked that Chandler is not going because it's a big excursion and the boasting should go on that thing.

But Chandler is staying back probably because he got yelled at last time for not leaving someone behind and he also got yelled at for going on this thing with that Riley should have gone on. But Chandler is like, no, this is the thing you're supposed to go on, Chandler. You stupid. Yeah, you could do this. He's like, and map. So, um, so they put all these, there's like dry bags, you have the dry bags and Riley's been putting them all together and getting them all. Yeah, I'm going to upload them on there. And then I like Kate, she's just like staring at the window. She's like, huh, swimming with sharks.

Not my ideal activity for four and five-year-old children. But it'd be great for Caroline. You know what I would, I think just to keep the children safe, we should put Caroline on that excursion, cut her hurt foot and just let her bleed into the water a little bit. Let's just see what happens. Maybe the sharks can fix it.

And just butter bleed into the water a little bit. Let's just see what happens. Maybe the sharks can fix it so so then Ashton is is Radioing Chandler because I guess now they've gone off on their excursion How they got off on their excursion yet? They've gone off on their excursion They've dropped the guests off with the sharks and the stingrays and everything and now Ashton is radioing Chandler because they want to know Should we go back to the boat? Should we end here or whatever? And of course Chandler is drinking coffee, not answering his damn walkie-talkie for like the

34,000th time this season. Yeah, and so we're at least like I guess we're just standing by until they want us and everyone just goes back to the boat. Well, because Captain Lee says, they call Captain Lee, and Captain Lee's like, well, they said that they would call us when they need us, so they head back to the boat on the tender and the little rest of the boat.

Oh God, so the people on the island are like, God, there's no beer, there's no towels. Where is everybody? They just left us here, and then we get a shot of all the dry bags on the tender. Nobody ever unloaded them and gave them to the guests. Which is dumb dumb. But also, these guests were acting like

they were fully stranded on nylon. They were acting like they were in cast away. I mean, there was like several people around them. I'm sure there was like some event, some stuff. But either way, I mean, the guests were annoyed, rightly so, because how do these dumb dumb bring them over there and don't unload the boat? But that's why you're supposed to have a boat and in there who's supposed to be on top of everything.

I think Kate gets a call and I love that her ringer is like classical music. It's not cracker. It's so perfect. Hello. He's like, hi, this is Albert Mallard. Okay, we're ready to get back. We don't got towels, we don't have shoes, we don't have beer, it's a sex. She's like, oh, thank you so much for, you know, I know this sex for you, but you gave me my favorite snack. Other people's misery.

Hold please. Decorate, Decorate, Decorate, Decorate. Captain, I just want to make sure you're listening to this. Okay, they've got no water no towels. They're ready to be picked up. They hate their lives and Carolina's still alive. So everyone failed today. This is just in all the guests.

Now have gangrene. Thank you. Thank you. So then let's see. As soon as she says that Captain Lee is like, oh fuck the fuck and Chandler's like stumbling out of the room like like oh shit Oh shit, you know, they're all like they're all stumbling around because they know they deck hands know they're in trouble The guests are still acting like they are like Truly like Chris and Scott Thomas and a cave in the English patient. They're like we have this one cup of water

Have have a sip have a sip, you know, Kate tells Josiah we don't want them to carry the negative attitude from the exterior into the interior, so let's not be idiots. It's like sounds good. Master Pearson, are you in your suit? So then just love the window. He's trying little chap. And then then then they take the tender out. And then you know, if they have to do this, they have to do this thing with it. He could tender and get off the tender on the rescue boat because the shallows or whatever. So Chandler's like, I'm right.

I got this. He's like, I'm the boss and I'm going to save the day. So he gets on the fricking rescue boat or one of the boats. He's on and he's trying to like motor I'm the boss and I'm gonna save the day. So he gets on the frickin' rescue boat, or one of the boats, he's on. And he's trying to like, motor out to the guest, and he has no idea where he is. He's going in circles around the island, and the guests are watching, and they're like, uh, must be his first day, I guess. I mean, like, this guy is such an idiot. He has no idea what he's doing or where he's going. Yeah, and uh, so the captain is kind of getting, he's like,

I gotta get my ass chewed out now by the primary. And Albert, of the captain is kind of getting, he's like, I got to get my ass chewed out now by the primary and Albert, of course, is totally nice. He's like, well, yes, sucked, but you know, you're just lucky. I'm not my wife. Because, no, she's a real terror. That went over there. But, you know, for me, I'm more easy going and it sure it sucked, but, you know, here we are back again. So, and I just come here. I just have you to eat a shit sandwich And there's no words to describe what a colossal shit show this is and Kates like you know at this point in Kate is just like her heart is just like bursting with joy She's just loving all this chaos. She's like

Captain, would you like some dinner? He's like I'll tell you what I'm gonna have her dinner somebody's ass She's like oh, that was wonderful like, I'll tell you what I'm gonna have for dinner. Somebody's ass! She's like, oh, that was wonderful. Thank you, thank you so much. So now, Captain Lee is moment of judgment. He calls the Deckeroo into the real house. And goes, what happened today is beyond an embarrassment. I'm fucking pissed.

And I'm not just talking about Caroline gimping around this boat, okay? This is rudimentary Decan't 101, all right? And y'all have failed Decan't 101. And I mean to see some fucking changes in here and not all of you guys are gonna be happy with what I see and do. Dun dun dun. And so that's the cliffhanger.

We're gonna see what happens. Maybe Chandler will be demoted. Maybe Ross will become the new bow son. I don't know. But the previews for next week look, make it look like the disaster is just keep coming. Caroline, like the Caroline breaks the glass or something and the kid steps in it and then there's like a Chandler Knox over a lady. I mean it's gonna be amazing. At boys don't cry, Master PSN.

At boys don't cry. Yeah. So before we close out this episode, we do have some listener spotlight that we can do. This one is going to come from Hava Webber. Hava, I'm sorry. Hava Webber, you little rascal. Our Philly friend. I have a miss you bat. Yeah, Ronnie, watch everyone about what listener spotlight's all about. Listener spotlight is a Patreon tier. You go on there, we say, hey, here's a question. And then you record a two-minute segment for the show. And then we play here on the podcast Spotlight.

It's a really good way for us to get to know you guys a little bit better and give you a chance to speak on this show because Lord knows we have enough time. Yeah. And so we recently asked all our listener spotlight people, hey, like who's your favorite, Bravo Liberty, who's your least favorite, overrated, underrated, things like that.

So far, we've had a nice response. It's really good to have these, that we're getting these responses in. And so here's Havas, ready? Yeah. Good morning, boys. It's Havas, however, it's about 5.13 in the morning over here. This is about the only time I have available to do these for you guys.

So if my answers are a little off, I apologize. So my most favorite Bravo Star is really difficult. That's like asking me to choose which one of my kids is my favorite. I have a couple favorites. Definitely Lueanne. She's's just the epitome of everything that Bravo could be. She takes herself way too seriously and then she doesn't and then she's arrested and then she has a comeback and it's just glorious. But I also have a soft spot in my heart for Jeff Lewis and Padman

because they were the first people I started watching on Bravo. These favorites probably the easiest I could answer for you. Kim Zolciak Bierman from Atlanta Housewives. She is just disgusting and awful and all of the worst adjectives that you can find in the dictionary and the ones that she makes up because she doesn't understand words. Hmm. I think the most overhyped, I would have to agree with the lovely Jess Stang, would be Erica Jean. She came in and we all thought that she was going to blossom into this wonderful thing after she got out from under Yolanda and then she just... She just didn't. She

fell flat and it was kind of disappointing for me these last two seasons. I hope that she can come out this season and be something better but if not then clear her. I think this underappreciated maybe not underappreciated to us, but I think just in general, she doesn't get enough wonderfulness from Bravo. It's probably K-Chastain from below deck. I feel like they could hyper a lot more. She could be in other places, or maybe she just doesn't want to be, but I would love to see her everywhere. Her commentary and her is just perfection. So I would love to see her more often. Well I guess that's it boys. Love you, love all of you out there already crappiners. Can

wait to see you guys in another Philly show. Bye. Bye. Bye lady. Oh my gosh. She's so funny, you know, because she's so sweet and lovely, but then At the at the after party for the Philly show she's like come on have a shot. You're not having a shot You're such a pussy. It was like Got to love Philly. Oh No, that was awesome. I think those are some breakpicks If you guys are interested in throwing your opinions into the hat. That's a thing that you can do. Just go to patreon.com slash watch your crap ends and sign up

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