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Starting point is 00:02:54 Oh, good. I like your hat. Favorite days of the week. It's a below deck day. I mean, can you do it bad? Now, okay, so we just put tickets on sale for Houston and for Tampa, those are available. You can go get those now. Next month we're going to be in Charlotte and Nashville in the month of September and we are so so excited to go to those cities. We haven't been to either. Well, we've been in Nashville, but we haven't been to Charlotte. Super excited to see you guys there. I'm going to name cities in a list. Listen for your city. That's where we're going in the rest of 2019. Okay. We're going to Charlotte, Nashville, Atlanta, Carbureau, Richmond, Tampa, Fort Lauderdale, Indianapolis, Chicago, New York, St. Louis, Philadelphia, Seattle, and Houston.

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Starting point is 00:04:58 mean, Jun Jun Hanna has taken over America. It is like everywhere. Everyone's doing it. It's like this sensation that we never we never ever anticipated would come out of the show. But there it is. June, June Hannah. June, June Hannah. Yes. The future. She has her own version. June, June Hannah. I mean, it's just everywhere, guys. Let's just all make a version of it. June, June Hannah. June, June, Hannah. I've had two separate dreams this past week where I encountered Hannah and I said June, June Hannah to her and in the first dream, she laughed and she's like, I know, isn't

Starting point is 00:05:32 it so crazy that that's like a thing? And then my second dream, she goes, oh God, not there again. So she actually has gone through an arc in my two separate dreams on two separate days. I was like, wow, this is fascinating. Yeah, Ben actually had to end that second dream by paying for a carton of cigarettes for Hannah. So I know, you know, it's a cool way to end it. She's tormenting me from dream to dream, asking me to pay for her flight from Prague to Sydney. So this is a very special extra super duper long episode!

Starting point is 00:06:05 Oh, dick. That's right. Oh, Nick. Because, uh, and we know it's gonna be special because it opens up with Colin saying, Huh, I miss real food! Like, uh-oh, something's wrong with Colin. Don't worry, honey, I got some popcorn sweet before you once you get off the blow Antibi's on the whole 30 now so you could have her portion of lasagna I love the antibi is on the whole 30 god does anybody escape do even fictional characters escape the whole 30

Starting point is 00:06:39 Well, I wasn't gonna put her on keto cuz I was like I am not gonna be on the same diet as Antibi You have some company She's only lost about two pounds, but try to be supportive. Okay, she's trying her best, but you know, it's aunt tibi So we're with the guest from last week and Anna stations had a rough time because all our foods come got cold Her pasta was undercooked and then a guy found a hair in his cheesecake. Now I will. Yes, I wouldn't mind. Yeah, not mine. Now the guy who found the hair in the cheesecake, he also, I started running it, referring to him as polka dots because he was wearing a polka dot shirt. He was also the chief complainer

Starting point is 00:07:19 like in the previous episode when they had the cold pasta and I started to realize that I was like wow these guests are high maintenance I realize it's really just this guy and there's no reason why he should be getting off scot free so let's you know let's you know he's a complainer and I don't appreciate that so I will complain about the complainer. Yeah take that sucker. Yeah Polka dots. So he's like not she goes not mine he goes well not mine and Anna say just like okay I'll grab another one and then downstairs Asia is doing Whipits with Tyler with Jack Jack okay Ronnie let's start this off right

Starting point is 00:07:58 this is the problem with alcohol Jack is the anim Animaniac. Yeah. Everyone else I know I'm fine. Yeah, so I think this was like the, I think all those scenes of Sandy telling Jack to put his hair back was leading up to this moment because they're like, well, who's hair could it be? And then we just see Aisha and Jack stuffing whip cream into each other's mouths in the galley. And so Anna's agent comes back and she's like, um, there was a hair on the plate. It was a boy hair jack. What can I do? Hi. I'm sorry for being a boy.

Starting point is 00:08:31 Yeah. She was anastasia. I take full responsibility for every single little thing that's on their plate, even the hair, that perfectly quaffed and conditioned piece of hair, except no less. I will even take credit for this cheesecake that was sent out right after Jack stopped

Starting point is 00:08:51 doing handstand over it. Okay, so great. I take responsibility. So then upstairs, one of the guys like, Anastasia, every little thing was great. Thank you. I just think it's a little applause. And then we get a favorite song comes on the radio. June June Hannah June June Hannah June Hannah June

Starting point is 00:09:11 June Hannah. You're off. You can knock off the breakfast. Shockingly she goes like June Hannah. Thanks. I know. Weird, right? finally, June has learned to use her radio. This cannot be a good sign for June. No, it was a terrible omen. I was scared. It was, I was like, is a dog gonna show up on this yacht? A very scary development and pincher. Like, this is not just, you're just gonna see June trying to like dust the chandelier over Syracuse.

Starting point is 00:09:40 And Hannah's gonna come up on a little big wheel. Yeah, June just gets shark-nated. She's just standing on the front. A shark comes out and know's gonna come up on a little big wheel. Yeah, June just gets shark-made-ed. She's just standing on the front and a shark comes out and know where it jumps up and grabs our head. Yeah, I actually could really see that happening on this show. Hey, where June go? Oh, well, there was a shark and oh. So Jack and what's your puns are kissing all over the place, Aisha. And then Jack is doing the anchor. And you know, we're just settling in, right?

Starting point is 00:10:12 So Hannah goes down to Anna's station, she's like, can I have a scene, which Anna's station is like, I'm so stressed out! Oh! Yeah, Hannah's like, Will, I'm just gonna float this idea by you as chiefs do talking to a Thirds do you turn cook? I'm not gonna call you a chef, but it's a cook Maybe you want to come back to the interior because you're stressed out and you're obviously getting over everything and cooling all that on all your plates

Starting point is 00:10:38 So maybe come back maybe come back Yeah, she's kind of being that girl like when you finally quit smoking she's like but it'll just take one more cigarette That's all just one you won't get addicted from one more cigarette. Yeah Come back to the interior. Come back to the interior. Yeah, I don't want to see Anna Stasia quit I'm gonna see you you know come on. I'm hearing like legally blonde soundtrack play Behind my head. I want you to become an excellent chef and an excellent lawyer on the boat. Okay.

Starting point is 00:11:08 I just want you to become an excellent boat lawyer chef. I'm imagining Bueller back there pressing play on your little stereo, actually playing the music. It's just trying to gas-lamp, gas-lamp you. Actually, Bueller has discovered my bean bag chair, but he's scared of it because it keeps moving every time he steps. So we won't really step on it,

Starting point is 00:11:26 but now he's laying on the couch backwards with his head resting down on the bean bag chair. Like, you see it's baby steps, guys. On TV and in real life. He's learning, he's learning. Yeah. So the guests go back to bed, go to bed after dinner,

Starting point is 00:11:41 and Anastasia calls her boyfriend, and she's like I Just barely finished with ridiculously fucking Diculous people And the boyfriends like yeah, I can only imagine how Exhausted and stressed you are babe. I'm like he wants to go back to Angry Birds Like you could just hear it in his voice like yeah babe Totally he's like listen babe. No, not you babe. I'm talking to this other bit. Girl, listen, I'm playing a 12 year old on Fortnite.

Starting point is 00:12:08 Can I call you back? Yeah, babe, I, you're doing great. No, like no need to stress. I mean, you should be stressed. I mean, just, I'm gonna say a bunch of phrases at you and you choose the ones that you like and then I'm just gonna get back to Fortnite. Yeah, we just saw that stronghold because of you.

Starting point is 00:12:25 Oh my God! Sorry, I was talking about that. You're so great. You're such a good, you're a good, you're a, you're a great cook. Great chef. I'm proud of you. Life is hard. Stick in there or hang tough.

Starting point is 00:12:36 And for a dead. We just all died. We're all dead bad. Thanks. Thanks. So then Hannah's doing late dishes and finally goes to bed and then we get a shot of Travis Mopping. Why do I why why why write shit like this down? I know I wrote every single thing down. I said Jouaow asks Jack to start on something like why did I write that down?

Starting point is 00:12:59 He's like Jake. What would you go through this list really quick, please? And Jack's like won't take long a total boss hand? Did you lock the? And then hits his head on the thing, I think. So June is, maybe that was later, sorry, sorry. So June is like in the kitchen, just struggling to understand how to use a juicer. She's just like, it's like the caveman in 2001 space

Starting point is 00:13:27 how to see when that giant model of the piers and like, she like monkeys and they're just like touching it and like throwing bones at it and they're like, what is this? June's just like very confused by the juicer. Yeah, she's like, is it this white thing? Normally I'm okay, but no one's told me when it's okay to do so She's like shaking it like sniffing it like touching it like

Starting point is 00:13:56 You fucking bitch The post the mailbox went open Yeah, she tells you fucking bitch dude That's one open. Yeah, she tells you you fucking bitch, dude. So she gets like working and Anna stays just like- Well, Aisha is the one who Aisha comes over and goes, oh baby girl! And it just presses like a single button and then it goes, and June jumps back like a cat. Oh, Anna stays just watching.

Starting point is 00:14:22 She's like watching her struggle in this position is really hard. I mean, I'll take it back. Give it back. Give it back to me. Get it back. Yeah. So Jack and Asher are like on the deck and they're flirting, make talking stupid things because it's cold out and then like, wow, nearly catches them. So he has to go up to work and it's just like, bye, Felicia! Ah! And it's time for anchor up. And she was like, clear to engage with cockabla, cockabla in place. Ha, ha, ha.

Starting point is 00:14:56 Massive Dong is now in place, three shackles. And the Massive Dong has ejaculated and is back in position. So, Aisha goes to check on the guests. the guys like do you have cranberry and they're falling all over the place because it's rough seas. And I'm just curious about this cranberry. Is it fresh squeezed because they said nothing from concentrate. So I thought for sure this was going to be a huge plot point here, but they didn't turn into one.

Starting point is 00:15:22 Yeah. Well I think that's maybe June's like that's her way of working nothing from concentrating. What do I do next? How's that juicer work? Nothing's gonna concentrate. They said we have to use the juicer because nothing should be concentrated. So how do I do this? A little juicing concentration humor for everyone out there. You're welcome crap insy and S listeners. Thank you for subscribing.

Starting point is 00:15:47 Come see our live shows. Yeah, there's a lot of concentration talk. Ah, that's a classic concentration. Oh, anyway. It's Ju Sama. Ju Sama. Ju Sama. So Sandi and Joao are, they're like in the, in the, in the, in the wheelhouse, just hanging out and Jack sort of like walks by right in front of the windows and he's like semi wiping the railings sort of the way I do when my, when my parents would like ask me like what would tell me to like do an errand like mode along or whatever I would spend most of my time like half doing it where I wouldn't really be doing it but I would act like I was. So that way I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do it. So I would be able to do an errand, like, mode the lawn or whatever, I would spend most of my time like half doing it

Starting point is 00:16:26 where I wouldn't really be doing it, but I would act like I was. So that way I wouldn't get in trouble. But then I was actually prolonging the entire experience because I actually wasn't accomplishing anything. So it took me longer to do the whole thing. So that's what Jack is doing. He's basically being, you know,

Starting point is 00:16:38 like eight-year-old restaurant stand by. When you got time to lean, you got time to clean. Party. Yeah, so he's got time to clean, so he's just kind of leaning, but with a cleaning cloth. So you know, you gotta give it to him. He's getting creative with his laziness.

Starting point is 00:16:51 Yeah, so as well as like, oh, he's just finding half things to clean and as he walks off, so as well as go say something and Tandy goes, see what I see, go get him, as well, go get him. Yeah, here's an electric prong. Go shack him.

Starting point is 00:17:06 I was like, what are you getting a posse amount of a tree? I was like, get him, get him, Jouwau. So Jouwau's like, huh, you look like a right nom doing one bit of beer right in front of her. Yeah, what's your mean? I'm doing it properly. I'm keeping myself busy now. Look at that, I'm doing things to keep myself busy. Which he thinks he deserves a gold star for that, you know.

Starting point is 00:17:27 Right. And you're like, Do you want me to do your job? I'm just like, well, Veda, I think we need to speak with each other with respect, don't we? And he's like, I need to speak to you about being fired. How about that? Hmm. Yeah. Well, I like also that wind well. It's like, well, how about you, chill, and I'll do your job. And Jack goes, well, I would like to chill.

Starting point is 00:17:48 Yeah, actually. It's like, no, Jack, that's not what you're supposed to say when someone says that. And the captain's cheering. She's like, oh, yeah, one for you, wow. Yeah. That was great. He did that without even sexually harassing anyone.

Starting point is 00:18:00 Now, tell me, you walk a man in a Maya shoe. I forgot the rest of it, but dammit I'm proud of him. Oh, you know what, I was really on Joao's side during all this, but then when Jack said he kind of wanted to take an app, I was like, gosh, got a hand at to him, you know? I love that attitude. At least he's not wasting his life. Yeah, so Joao's like, it makes me look stupid.

Starting point is 00:18:23 That list could have been finished half an hour ago And Jack's like they're only a certain number of hours in the day though. How can I do three things when there's 24 hours? He's like, but look at me. I'm doing me. Joel. I reckon I'm doing good about now like Jack is moving and he's fully closed like he thinks he deserves a raise You know, yeah, and I was like, just do your best, do your best. And he's like, I'm so borderline at the moment. He's like, I'm watching you. And they shake. He's like, okay, now if you have it, you and now we are shaking. Yeah. Well, as part of Joao's new attempt to be positive while he yells at people. So now meanwhile up on the deck, because it is Rocky Waters as you mentioned.

Starting point is 00:19:06 Guess who is nauseous? Polkadotts, the same guy who complained about everything, now he's nauseous, and he's just like stumbling around, and he's like heading towards the railing to puke off the side of it, and just as he gets there, Asha comes up the stairs, and basically the guy just pukes and she's like, I think she actually enjoyed it which was the weirdest part of all. Now I've learned how Bormic comes up! You might have put my finger down your throat so I can see how long you're so f**kish using how far that Bormid had to travel. And then he just keeps barfing and they show the cameraman with unfortunate timing.

Starting point is 00:19:46 I think that on his guy run. I know the cameraman, so there was a deck. The guy basically threw up not off the side of the boat. He just threw up onto the deck below. And a cameraman scurried over to the vomit to get a shot of it, not realizing there was going to be a second batch. And you actually see, because you see the guy's footage you see the camera like looking at the vomit and then more vomit comes down like I guess oh god and then they put him on

Starting point is 00:20:13 camera just being like this fucking job and the guy goes I feel so much better now and Ace is like I don't think anyone's ever thrown up on me before. I lost my spew of virginity. Must be a virginity! I love virginity! It's all so! Jack's gonna try to throw up on her now. That's the worst part about it all. So Jack is housing it all down and one of the guys looks at him and he's like, I'd be

Starting point is 00:20:43 so mad if I was cleaning up someone's throw up. You should think about watching, about the people who are watching someone clean up, someone's throw up. Oh, yeah, gross for all of us. No one's winning in this, okay? No, no one is, especially not that camera. Here's the difference, the fundamental difference between below deck and below deck met, okay. Below deck, the cameraman are like celebrated

Starting point is 00:21:07 because they save people from dying. On below deck met, they get puke done. Yes, yeah, it's hard, it's hard life for camera men. Yeah, it's a tough life. Yeah. So they clean up the bar, Jack's getting out the toys and the jet skis and stuff, and Hannah is checking with people on what they want to do.

Starting point is 00:21:28 So then, John Hannah decided that 2 p.m. beach cocktails. And she tells Hannah stage the dinner's at 7.30. And she's like, and June, you need to get ready, 7.25. And June's like, OK, so 25. She gets what? Yeah, I have to say that when someone says quarter so I remember that it's 25 She goes what does quarter have to do with it? It's 25. I have to do that. Yeah, she goes it's 15 She goes oh, why is that so hard to say can people just say 15? I mean 15 quarter

Starting point is 00:22:00 She's like quarter or 25 cents whatever Yeah, those tricky concepts Like saying when someone says a quarter after it's like on dumb and dumb and dumb or when When they're the two like like Lauren Holly setting up a date with I think Jeff Daniels and he's like Says something like he's like I'll pick up at 715 and she says, how about 715 and she he was like, I was thinking quarter after or something like that and she's like, okay, anyway, anyway, I'll move on. Don't admit, don't admit, don't admit humor.

Starting point is 00:22:36 Yeah. So Jack is decorating the toy section. He's like putting up some canoes and he's making it look really fun and the captain's like, wow, that's a good idea You're sure making to wow Proud right now. Let's get that lateral up so it looks good I'm like what is this pure one? I subscribe. It's a toy closet and like literally all that's happening is that they're propping up Like three surfboards and like true and the banana the actual banana as and he's, oh, I love that Jack is finally getting his initiative. I'm like, he propped up three things.

Starting point is 00:23:09 You know, he wants to make a visual experience for the guests. That's true, y'all. And Jack's like, well, that was a little scold. So I've got to win Captain Sandy over if I want to stay by. He's smart because he went for the banana. I mean, that's where, that, people think we're just joking. No, she loves that banana.

Starting point is 00:23:30 Mm-hmm. He blew it up, propped it up. I mean, He's like, you know what, I love this banana. She's like, okay, heart open, you're inside, close it, draw away the key. Oh, blowing up that banana was hard work.

Starting point is 00:23:43 I should probably take a nap so that way I'm rested and better ready to serve all the guests. Okay, I mean this guy has really just come up the rankings. Someone cow Westside Rantles, I gotta take down the listing for my heart. Jack's living in there. Jack is living in there. So next is Travis and Hannah watching the Gast Tech selfies. And you know she's kind of like, what is this? What is this honoree that we've got going on? He's like, well I guess we'll just be mates then. She's like, oh isn't that nice? We finally figured that out. I'm glad we worked out with just mates. And he's like, well I just want to I just want to I just want to bang anyway, just kidding.

Starting point is 00:24:25 She's like, no, you're not. Oh, yeah. And he tells us this whole thing about how he misses Australia because his friends are there and he hasn't been back there for two years. And so because he misses his friends, he's been drinking to forget where he is. He's sort of like, I was like, hmm,

Starting point is 00:24:43 I think you just have a drinking problem actually. I don't think that's a dream. You're gonna need a much deeper story of being homesick to be a black out drunk. Okay, this is Bravo. Yeah, I was like, you know, I appreciate that story, but I think you just have a drinking problem. Yeah, sorry.

Starting point is 00:25:01 I'm no expert. Yeah, but I think you, kind of a drop. That was just like a classic, just, you know, run-of-the-mill drinking problem, little, you know. Run-of-the-mill straight down the middle alcoholism. So guess who's on the way to get the gas calling? I'm gonna get those guys going to be amazing. Maybe I'll get along with them.

Starting point is 00:25:22 So he picks them up on the little boat, and one of the guys is like, buy a central pay, we'll be back! Okay, that's not central pay, but it's not okay. Yes, because we're not in central pay. And Jack, meanwhile Jack's on the boat taking out trash, which is like, you know, so shocking that he decided to do something, and Sandy goes, Jack, thank you, I'm so happy you're doing that.

Starting point is 00:25:45 Wow, what a difference. What a difference. Like literally doing the most basic chore that a Jack can do. And then on top of that, when the guests arrive from their tender, they arrive and the surfboards are all set up because of Jack's visual experience. And they're all like whoa

Starting point is 00:26:09 I'm like wow those three surfboards really really one people Oh, it goes a long way. Yeah, it's funny, you know So Anna station is just downstairs freaking out. She's like I just keep thinking you can't fuck up You can't fuck up. You cannot disappoint them mother. It's here. You cannot fuck up You cannot disappoint them mother. It's here. You cannot fuck up And Hannah's like say what is this she is it's vanilla bean ice cream and Hannah goes vanilla bean ice cream All right, and the stage because it's just fucking food mother So now the guests are like and drunk and stuff and you know, June is excited to do this Marty Grop party and she makes his whole like very lovely table scape.

Starting point is 00:26:51 I mean like this was some Kate Chastain level table scape happening here and so Hannah is like, well June, June Hannah might not be able to make tell time or turn on a juicer that has a singular button but she does make a damn good modic raw table. And James, like, Hannah finally tells me I'm doing a good job. I'm opening up more. It's a good feeling. I just wish I could sleep better.

Starting point is 00:27:17 I'm just a little scared of that juice. They're turning on the middle of the night and eating me. Stranger things, starring June. The juicer season. It's like Ellen, uh, Ellen Berson in, uh, Reckon for a dream and the refrigerator. Oh, so Anna stage is like, I'm told dinner is at 830 and a half things ready.

Starting point is 00:27:38 And we want things hot and we want things ready. But now I mean, I mean, it is 830. Are these things being served and a she goes that's your Shafen for you girl Let me tell you something else you have a stick your finger up your bum. That's a issue childhood for you So the guys are like wow pretty table, but how are we supposed to eat today if Susan can't be lazy Lazy season is covered in featherbellas and you know who said that? polka dot polka dot

Starting point is 00:28:09 yeah of course he probably was the one that was late which is why they were late which is by the food cool down hmmm so Colin is eating downstairs and Jack is just staring at him and he goes wow you're killing that Nutella bro. Go on get some best. Go on just wants to jump off the boat he hates all these people. He hates them he's trying to find solace in Nutella and let me tell you something in the long term it's not gonna work out with you in Nutella okay. There's some Nutella is like it's like a good, terrible relationship.

Starting point is 00:28:45 You know, starts off wonderful, full of joy, full of pride, but in the end, it will never fill the void that you need in your life. Well, I'll tell you this much. Anytime I've been a Weight Watcher or any kind of operator's anonymous or any time I've gone to get help with eating, there is always someone who has a Nutella story. Usually the saddest story in the room. So I'm just telling everybody right now. Stay away from that shit.

Starting point is 00:29:13 Because we all because anyone who has Nutella always has that moment when it's late at night and they're sticking the knife directly into the Nutella and eating right out of it. And you think what what has my life become? How has the new tele- is only comes in second to horrifying eating stories and binging stories to that Trader Joe's cookie dough batter that you eat out of a peanut butter jar. Yeah, I haven't even like the speculose or whatever. I haven't even allowed myself to go down that path. Don't get me wrong, I love Nutella.

Starting point is 00:29:44 Like it is my favorite thing. But I also know that somehow, Nutella just leads to very sad moments. Yeah, okay. So now the guys, the guests are starting to fight because one of the guys is telling a story. He's like, so I went to this party and we're supposed to bring a bottle.

Starting point is 00:30:03 And Martha Reed didn't bring anything And she's trying to drink my drink and when you bring a $50 bottle of wine to a party and someone goes Oh, please you're worried about $50 so starts laughing at him and he's go because don't try to do me Don't try to do me. He's like um you're trying to do me and so now they're fighting over money I did one guy, the main primary guy, he goes, he goes, he says, I will give you 50 euros, bitch. And then they just cut to Hannah's staring, just having like flash, Vietnam flashbacks to last season, still wanting her $50. Still or, I fell having to pay Con red $50 for, uh, for the cigarettes. I'm gonna say I'll give you $50.

Starting point is 00:30:45 Where have I heard that before, huh? I... You think Martha Reeves is bad? How about you meet Conrad? How about that? Hooray! It's time for commercial. It's time for crap.

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Starting point is 00:31:56 So they're going after each other about who spends more online. And then there's some meat confusion because Anastasia starts sending up the dishes. She sends up Asha and then she tells Anastasia, okay, doing two at a time and when I give you the plate, run it, okay. The well done should last to go. She's like, desition I think. She just took two. She goes, yes, or maybe I didn't tell her. I don't tell her.

Starting point is 00:32:19 Then you have this almost like hilarious moment where Hannah does like an emergency call up to Asisha on her like the earpiece and she's like Hannah, Hannah, Aisha, Hannah, Hannah, Aisha, uh, don't the, uh, the well-done's don't go to the team in with the red or that man either and uh, there's another medium-mayor that goes onto the cactus that is above on the reef but you can't see the cactus or just try to think about where a cactus might be and that's where it goes and you just see Aisha just sort of like, she's like this robot that's where it goes and you just see Aisha just sort of like She's like this robot that's like coming in then coming out and like pivoting to the left into the right like

Starting point is 00:32:57 It's like rosy the robot like malfunctioning it lost serving dinner to the Jetsons Because Hannah's trying to direct her from the TV. She's looking on the TV so funny So then the guys continue to argue. He's like he's trying to come at me for my finances Not there either not there either no, okay, no you want to walk 50 paces to your left No, okay, and now you're at the anchor. Okay, let's turn around now Aisha Well, you tried coming for me for mine and he's like I am not I had 10 times the parties you had this year and I paid for the food how much food do you serve? Because I always serve good food and so then he's like so you're paying all this stuff for these parties and how much you got in your bank account and the guy goes I got a bank account and Hannah's like trying to serve all these guys are bickering she's like honey

Starting point is 00:33:41 honey honey honey honey honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey. One of the guys goes, you a stone cold lie. That's cracking up. This is like the best fight. They're like, who's richer? Yeah, they were so like, it was just these two guys that were so angry at each other and then burned the primary, just like laughing. And then on top of that, as Hannah's trying to get these plates out, then Anastasia comes

Starting point is 00:34:06 upstairs with more plates, which Hannah hates because Hannah likes to like, has her whole way of doing service. She's like, you can't interrupt the service, you can't interrupt the conversation, honey. So she's getting like major honey eyes to Anastasia right now. Yeah, because Anastasia's just like everybody like the food and they're still like fighting over the table. It's like a tolling c'mon. So then Colin and Jack are talking and Colin's like,

Starting point is 00:34:34 how are things going with Asha? She's a benguin young lady. And Jack's like, you have anything going on ever with anyone? Colin's like, no, I'm too lazy. Yeah, yeah, he goes. Yeah, he's like, no, I'm too lazy. Yeah, yeah, he goes. Yeah, he's like, I'm just so fucking lazy. You know, sometimes it's just fun to go over to mom and dad's

Starting point is 00:34:51 just like, hang out in the basement. And you know, watch all depresets and ductiles. I'm not going to lie, it's fun. It's fun. I don't think girls understand how handsome my mom says I am. That's right, callie. We're going to start a new dating service called mom and a bagel and to be such you met someone named Veronica who you'd be good for but you know

Starting point is 00:35:11 I don't know with aunt toby sometimes I told her this isn't called aunt toby in a bagel speaking of bagel stop eating bagel stop eating tippy Yeah, apparently with that, Timbius called the whole story at a bagel. Huh? She thought the whole was the whole in the bagel. So the guys upstairs are still fighting. He's like, you're changing the subject because you're lying. And then Sandy comes and goes, hi, hi, fellow gaze. Hi. And they're like, thank God, the captain's here.

Starting point is 00:35:52 I just want to know how the stake is. Is it better for the rich person or the poor or what? And one guy returns his well done because it's not good. It's actually a perfect, it's like a totally perfect medium rare, but it was obviously not what he ordered. Right, so Anna's, it was like, oh, it must have been the other one on the table. And then the mad gays like, you know what? I want to know who said that about me

Starting point is 00:36:17 because I'm going to call them and blast them because they're lying between their teeth. I feel like not enough credit is like given to the fact that this all started with a conversation about Martha Reeve the singer like the one because she sings dancing in the street right? I'm like first of all Whatever happened equal time like why does this woman? Why does she not give it is she alive? I should actually check if she's alive. She's alive So like this woman just got dragged on below deck for being cheap and stealing someone's wine So there's that and now they're all like at each other at each other's throats because of Martha Reeve

Starting point is 00:36:51 Martha Reeve we need you to come on the show and set the record. Yeah, please say your piece. Please So the captain's talking to Anna station. She's like what did you have to redo for them? She she goes well one got delivered wrong Well, you know part of the job is admitting you're wrong. Just admit it and move on. Yeah. So then it's dessert. And anesthetics, it's like, it's ice cream. Run! Run! Yeah. So they serve this run. I just got what you're saying So yeah, so they they serve apple crisps with for the ice cream and And she's like and she brings them up and she tells the table she was like um Just want you guys to be careful with these because they're out of the ovens. They're a little bit hot

Starting point is 00:37:44 Hot apple crisp. Yeah, hot. I made hot food for you bitches Hot rubbing it in and so one of the guys isn't polka dot I'm not sure if it probably was polka dot I don't like the texture of this So we get June June Hannah. Yes, my quay to second the song is ruining itself Yeah, there's like you can go off now and start it, save in. And June's like, sure. We also saw a shot of June eating dinner and I was like, oh, this is bad. She's figuring shit out.

Starting point is 00:38:13 She'd like, respond, sign her walkie-talkie. She eats food. Like, something's about to go real wrong with June. And then the floor falls out of the boat and she's sunk down to the depths of hell. We never see her again. Oh, God. Well, she may be in hell now, but I'm sure she's having a nice nap down there. So everybody is getting ready to go to bed.

Starting point is 00:38:36 Anna St. just cleaned me the kitchen and Hannah comes in and she's like, can I have two minutes if you're tall in? Man, look, this is a gentle talk because I said darling instead of home now listen darling I feel like you're a little stressed out like in yawning to go from thirds thirds to shift that's not normal all right you don't have anything to prove but your dishes are a hit miss hit miss and the guest only remember when things suck and that's getting to you All right, so good luck getting any tip today. Okay back to being me

Starting point is 00:39:12 Oh, honey, I feel like you're a little bit stressed out. I can see that you're sending terrible food That's disappointing your mother. So I hope that doesn't stress you out that much But I did call your mother and tell her what you've been doing and Hope that doesn't bother you too much and I'll'll see you on the end here soon enough. Bye! I want you to have the utmost confidence in the job you're doing. Now, I do happen to have a letter here from your mother, instead of written in Morse code, it's written in tears. Disappoint the tears as you can see here. Let's make out the pattern. Well, good luck! Good luck!

Starting point is 00:39:44 And I wrote back to your mother and I said, you should be proud of your daughter. She's the very first chef we've ever had who can serve hot food and have it be ice-cold by the time it gets the table. I mean, what an accomplishment every single time. I've already called the planning board of Georgia and they are going to be having a parade of mediocrity for you. So congratulations, it's gonna be coming up soon. Yeah, we, you know, we're just saying, impressed that someone who was following and mealous footsteps could still be some mediocre.

Starting point is 00:40:14 We can't believe it at all. So then Colin and June are talking at a table, I guess. And he's like, ah, I should be good. I thought should be good. And he's like, I should be good, I should be good. And James is like, I like Colin. He seems to care about feelings. He's a good person. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:40:33 Oh. Yeah. And so the Asian Jack are flirting, doing some weird Captain role play stuff. I don't know. And then we go to the galley and Anastasia has left a pan on the burner unattended and it's now smoking. Don't know why Would have been nice to have a little bit of context on that one

Starting point is 00:40:54 But it's smoking and June just like walks in and sees this like smoking pan and goes, oh shit. Oh god Is it been on? Yeah, okay, and then just starts juicing She starts doing OJ and then there's the smoking can getting smoke here and smoke here and Anastasia runs in she's like Um my panas hot and then you just hear Yeah, she's like I get that it's not her job to worry about the kitchen But the whole fucking galley is full of smoke Take some initiative not to let the boat burn down Well, I had to answer to my master the juicer. I'm sorry

Starting point is 00:41:38 He's too jacked for vacuuming and to wow is watching which is hilarious I don't know why and he's like I don't want to get fired obviously because H is here. I don't know why. And he's like, I don't want to get fired. Obviously, because H is here. Why would I want to leave? Vacu-mities. So now, so Anastasia makes this like big, wonderful looking breakfast buffet with like, truly like, like perfect pancakes. I never get my pancakes ever have that like uniform,

Starting point is 00:42:01 like brown tan brown side. There's always sort of like various shades of lots of things. So she has these perfectly looking pancakes. And she makes this buffet, they put it out, and then they just like all sit around talking. And guess who has issues with the pancakes being cold? Uh-oh, so cold. So cold.

Starting point is 00:42:21 It was polka dots yet again. The high maintenance bombiner. Yeah, so it's like, I don't know if I should eat bread and one of the guys goes, oh Jesus, that everybody bread. So we're supposed to have bread. The Bible says it three times. And he's like, well, that must be warm bread

Starting point is 00:42:38 because this is cold bread. And it's just like, well, if you got up earlier. Yeah, no, I you got up earlier. Yeah, no, I think it was a friend who said that, which I appreciated because at this point, you know that all the friends are getting annoyed with polka dots. They're like, well, if you had gotten up earlier,

Starting point is 00:42:53 10 minutes earlier, the pancakes would have been warm for you, you know? So they're like already getting just like, pissed at him. So she brings up fresh pancakes and Anna's stage is like, um, hi, I've got some pancakes, they're fresh from scratch, just for you, polka dot. See these pancakes, they look like your polka dots, thought you'd appreciate them, these are good pancakes, they're hot mother, they're hot.

Starting point is 00:43:18 So Anna's stage in Chowow are sitting around and Anna's stage is like, that's so ready for him to be gone. This fucking job sucks. And so I was like, I've said it before dude. If you're not up to 7 star standard you shouldn't do it. And Anastasia really did a fantastic job. She did, there I said it. But a fantastic job is not compared to 7 star. There! Let's just end the season with a bang, yeah? Like pun intended if you catch my drift. Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and so it's the whole thing of like cleaning and packing and lining up and getting your epilets and all that stuff They line up and then Vern comes out and he gives his whole speech That is a great time, but the cold food was a downer. Yeah, yeah, yeah

Starting point is 00:44:18 Yeah, the cold food sucks and he's gonna take off another 20% for Martha Reads and he's going to take off another 20% from Arthur Reads. Yeah. So Anastasia's just like, Jesus, I'm so glad that's over. So they're cleaning up the boat, covering the furniture. And Travis has gotten Hannah a little gift. And it's a tiny little book that says, you're a good lover. How's it like? Like, how do you know that I'm a good lover,

Starting point is 00:44:43 aside from the fact that I am on it. I am It's like I just like the book. Yeah, God. I'm such a sucker for dysfunctional people She kind of is so now it's time for the tip meeting and Sandy just Sandy turns to anesthesia is like well The galley has been a challenge. challenge okay it's like the exact opposite of three surfboards in a banana propped up against the back of the yacht you know I'm saying not a visual experience you lost your rhythm and anastasia's just like I'm like da so then they get fourteen thousand dollars which is pretty low

Starting point is 00:45:23 I mean it's higher than the queen of Versailles. Didn't she give them 13? I don't remember. I actually don't remember. I always forget. I just but I Yeah, I don't remember Yeah, I don't remember either I also don't know how long the trips are you know because some some of the the tours are longer So I don't know, but that's a shitty tip and 12 course blames anastasia longer. So I don't know, but that's a shitty tip. And 12, of course, blames Anastasia. That's one does. That food means bad tip. And that's it. Emphasis on tip.

Starting point is 00:45:53 So there's this shirt that says, not my state bitches, and it's folded up in the kitchen. And it's like torturing Anastasia. She just keeps walking around it like, I'm supposed to be feeling this way. I don't feel this way. You can just hear her mother's voice in her head, I love you anyway to spite your failures. Yes, you fall down, you stay down, I kick you in face, love mom. So you will never be chef for high ranking government officials. That's okay. You are special in your own way that someone appreciates, I'm sure. Mother! You have plebian down, well girl, love mother.

Starting point is 00:46:36 So Anastasia goes to talk to the captain and she's like, I'm kind of feeling like maybe I bit off more than I can chew, like I'm'm feeling anxiety and stress and like, it's a lot. Like, I've never experienced anxiety like this in my life. And the captain's like, oh yeah, I remember this. Now, this happened when Hannah didn't get her cigarettes paid for. So are you sure that some rascal just didn't give you enough money for cigarettes? Okay, would you like a 20? I can help.

Starting point is 00:47:02 I can help. I can help. A serious question here Have you bought your ticket home yet from Prague because that might be the source of this You know it would make me feel good to send you off this boat riding a donkey I've always really been jealous of Captain Lee for getting to do that. That was pretty good Listen you want to take the you want to take the banana out for a ride? You might need the banana.

Starting point is 00:47:28 Go get the banana. It's in the visual experience. And don't worry. It's supposed to be cold. So the captain's like, well, it's a hard job and you are phenomenal. You are just wonderful. So I'll reach out to this other chef and hopefully they're still available. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da the jet ski thing and the chicken Trevor. Yeah, they have like a pep in their step as they watch the jet ski and Joao is complimenting himself for learning to

Starting point is 00:48:12 lead with positivity and a direction. So then Hannah and Anna Stasia check in and Hannah's said did you have the talk on I just like yeah She gave me $20 for cigarettes the other talk on I Oh, yeah, I quit so then eating time and to our is is talking to Jack and he's like thanks for placing your work mate He's like is that a compliment look at that. Is that a compliment? Hey, you should come in here. I just got to compliment you So there's a lot of converting in the bunks now and Jack and Aisha are joking around and Aisha's like it's someone told me

Starting point is 00:49:01 If someone told me I'm gonna go on a yacht and I'd be making out with him, I'd be like, fuck off! And now I'm like, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I've done already when you get back, eh? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa And she was like, well, is she someone who took the position? Um, but then who's the one to be let go? Will she be let go? Because she quit that position that she took? Or will June be the one who to be let go? I just can't think of the math here. And Collins, like, no, that's silly. I mean, even the thought of that is just... I mean, has nothing to do with June!

Starting point is 00:50:02 I'm here! How golly! Who would take my blanket? I mean, it has nothing to do with June, I mean... How golly! Who would take my blanket, I mean my June! It's okay, Kali, that fans in life that you can't control, like Antibby's weight! Even dumb tunes come round once a year, Kali! Sometimes the snow comes down in June! what I did there Klauli see So Anna station doesn't know what's going on either she doesn't know she's gonna get fired now or if she gets to go back to her other position So Jack and A should Hannah and Travis are all in a van and they're going out. It's like going out time though

Starting point is 00:50:44 Yeah, and Travis closes the door too hard or something and it hits the base. It's like a sea. Yeah, because you know it's like a mini van, so it's like the sea that you have to walk over. So like, Aisha is getting into like the way back and then like Travis like closes this, like puts the seat back up and it like clocks are right in the chin.

Starting point is 00:51:03 And like when I said I was like, damn! And he just starts laughing and she's like, it didn't clock you in the face. Quit being a drama queen about it, which not the response that you should have when you hit someone in the face with a seat. Yeah, I'm Hannah like typical Dan Hill Travis, which I think could be his community if he saves up money and just starts like a commune to know what Dan Hill Travis is. So Jack's like, can we go on a double date now, can we?

Starting point is 00:51:36 And Hannah's like, I don't want to go on a double date with someone like you, and stop asking me at. Yeah, and Asha Mimosa, like touching her chin and he's like, you know, you're all wrong. I don't see any bruising. I'm like, it just happened, sir. Bruises don't just pop up, like, within the first 30 seconds. I just hate that. Like, if you accidentally hit someone, the response should be not like, oh, get over it. It should be like, oh, I'm so sorry. I did not mean to do that. I feel like you have a lot more time for that outrage.

Starting point is 00:52:02 I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, should be like oh I'm so sorry. I did not mean to do that I feel like you a lot more time for that outrage. I Know I know coming up more of this So then Travis they get out at the restaurant Travis is like can I like piss in a pulp pen and Hannah's like oh Jesus Christ so Anna Stasia sits between Hannah and Travis because Hannah's visibly annoyed you know, mm-hmm And so Travis is like sometimes you get mad. I mean, but she can't really get mad

Starting point is 00:52:38 And Hannah's like yeah, I worship the grant he walks on when he's sober but damn when he drinks Yeah, he's awful and she and Hannah's mad because Travis still hasn't said, sorry to Asha for the seat incident, you know. So they order and Hannah just like leaves to go smoke a ciggy somewhere and know like angry Hannah smoking. She's like, I'm, I'm gonna have some angry Hannah smoking to him in a chair right over here. Right. Yeah, where it looks like her eyelids are inhaling because they're like, on Inachia right over here. Yeah, where it looks like her eyelids are inhaling because they're like,

Starting point is 00:53:05 right-rating. And she curls up her fingers, but the cigarettes still sticks out. And she's like, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, she's just, you know, just give her some room. Just give her some room. So now, well, then, Abbot, stop complaining about petty bullshit. Abbot, that. And meanwhile, Aisha is giving like a tongue-lick badge thing. Yeah, she's doing like a pussy eating gesture for so- Like, I don't even know who it's directed towards.

Starting point is 00:53:36 She's just doing it. Oh, I'm not the head one of these, please. I'm literally- I'm actually just got Sarah between my fingers. Oh. No, this is another peppy if I have is the fact that now Travis is mad, that Hannah's mad. Like I hate to me that is so like lack of ownership of what you have done.

Starting point is 00:53:58 I mean, it was such a truly it was a small thing that could have been corrected and fixed very quickly. But like he like refused to acknowledge that he had like really hit like a hit Aisha. It's not that Aisha was so mad, but it was rude that he didn't even like feel like it was worth his time or effort to just apologize. And then when people are like that's so like obnoxious, he's mad at them. I hate that. It's like no, no, you don't get to be mad at someone for reacting to your bullshit behavior. And little did I know, as you alluded to, that we were just we were just building up to the main event. Yeah. So Colin is talking to June and he's like, well, this boat thing is great. I mean, I'm 31 though, so I'm thinking of moving forward, you know,

Starting point is 00:54:42 because age, I mean, so I love it. You know, some people love it or like your age maybe you love it, but not me not in my age 31 And he's like back home. I just you know, I am a fairy captain and I have a small apartment and that's just for me. That's the life for me Yes, I have a small apartment Yeah, I have a small apartment, more of a duplex, more like a basement and like mom, dad, or upstairs, and we have a great time together. And so Colin and Hannah are talking, so where'd your date go? To the gutter? Travis is like, do we have to be so fucking civilized all the time? And she's like, can I remember a time back

Starting point is 00:55:26 to my life where I was fighting all the time, and it's because I wasn't happy, you know? And now I'm happy so I don't feel the need to get fucked up all the time. Yeah, and she says that she basically sees her brother in Travis, which I said, because I think she said that her brother died, right? So it's like a lot of stuff being brewed up on Hannah's side. Meanwhile, June is telling Colin, yeah, I really want to take a personal course so I can get into the business side of Yachting. I was just thinking, like, me and the juicer, like we could start up our own little yachtboat together and like,

Starting point is 00:55:56 I don't know, it's the LCU's, serve our shoes. So it's fun. So then Travis and Hannah are talking outside and he's like, oh, you disappointed in me now. She's like, listen, we've all got demons, but why do you have to get wasted every single time we're out? And he's like, it's easier. Yeah. And she's like, well, then stop basing me on double dights. If you want to keep acting like that, at which point, like Jack sort of stumbles, I was like, hello, what you guys doing out here? Which then Hannah's like, whatever. And just heads back to the table. Well, because she says, can we have a second check

Starting point is 00:56:29 and Travis is like, no, come here. She's like, all right, bye. Yeah, yeah, thank you for reminding me. So then Anastasia is just like bored and like she looks like she's falling asleep on her hand. Like she's resting her hand on her face. And Travis comes back in and he like gives her a little smack on the long-

Starting point is 00:56:46 No, it was like to wiggle her up. He, no, it was, he sits down. It's all quiet. And he takes his hand and he like, slaps her like there's a fly on her cheek. It's not like a little smack. It's like a, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a plop, you know?

Starting point is 00:56:59 Like I would say, as it appeared to me, like you know there's like a difference between the slap and a hit. I feel like this was like in the upper range of slap. It was obviously not a hit. It was not a punch by any means. But it was like more than just like, to me it was more than just like a little slap.

Starting point is 00:57:15 It was like a, and I was like, oh, what just happened here? Yeah, and throughout Jump Tap, and he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, we don't do that. We don't slap a girl on the face This is where I fuck someone up now. Would you like to call her a cock gobbler cock juggling slut? Okay, but this is where I fuck someone up Please comment all you want about her for see and what it smells like and what it looks like But you do not lay a woman on that cock juggler

Starting point is 00:57:43 Yeah, yeah He just slapped me in the face. And he's like, look at her. It's a joke made, right? It's a joke. And Travis is like, she's not laughing. Yeah, and Travis is like, are you fucking serious? Are you fucking serious? Sit down, mate.

Starting point is 00:57:58 Sit down, mate. As if you had done like nothing wrong. I was like, what is going on with this guy? And then Colin's like, this is a part of your culture. I don't like people get so drunk. Yeah. Yeah. So there's like all this like back and forth. And you know, it's like, you know, and you said, why, why are you blading this up? He was a little love tap. He was a little love tap at which point? Astasia and like Hannah, like, um, we are getting out of here are getting out of here and it was not a love tap. Um, and Travis just starts like cursing

Starting point is 00:58:29 at everyone. He's like, fuck you guys. Fuck you guys. And he's like, yeah, you're right. Fuck us. Fuck us. Um, and it's just like they're all like fighting. And Travis will not apologize. He refuses to apologize and he refuses to acknowledge that like what he did was totally out of line. Yeah, and so even Colin is yelling. Like Colin's yelling so much that like little veins are popping out. Yeah, which is crazy.

Starting point is 00:58:57 We've never seen Colin mad before. And he's like, it was harder. I'm being serious. It was hard. I'm being serious. And Travis is like, why are you yelling? I was like, I'm trying serious. It was hard. I'm being serious. Travis is like, why are you yelling? I was like, I'm trying to help you. Yeah, that's how I hate that.

Starting point is 00:59:10 Like someone's being so obnoxious and then you just get that breaking point. You just start yelling. Why are you yelling? It's like, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm gonna leave, I'm sick of it. So he stumbles off down the way, but he just goes back to the van. Yeah. I'm pretty much. I know it's gonna be like a Travis Lost. All this is just-

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Starting point is 00:59:35 This is just- This is just- This is just- And that he got drunk and hit her once so like this this brought up like all sorts of shit Understandably but even if it hadn't I still think it's like worth being real pissed about Yeah, yeah, I think it is to you know, and I personally get sick of people using that as an excuse like I was drunk Well did someone make you drunk did you fall into drunk? No, so fuck off. Yeah, what about all the people who also were drunk who did not hit someone? Yeah, so everyone's mad, everybody returns. It's like another shitty night out, which they've had a few of in a row now. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:00:14 And Collins, like, huh, you know, everyone's either passed out or fighting each other. Oh, this life isn't for me. Yeah, I'm Travis's drunkunkenly eating spaghetti in bed. And it's just like, you know, if Jack had done that to me, the outcome would have been different, you know. It's like, can we just chill out? You know, God, get fucked.

Starting point is 01:00:38 And so then you just hear it to alcohol. I don't know what he's laughing at, but it's just that fucking laugh. I don't know. I wasn't, I couldn't co-sign what Aisha was saying, because she said that she's like, we did it all the time, my friends bake at him. I'm like, yeah, but this is also a coworker. I mean, I don't really support it. I don't think it's cool either way, but if it's like friends, there's a little bit more of an acknowledgement, but this is like a coworker and one person was really drunk and one person wasn't.

Starting point is 01:01:09 It's not, it's just not, I don't co-signation in that situation. Yeah, Aisha's point is everybody's making this too big of a deal, but the reason they're making it such a big deal is because Travis won't just say sorry. Yeah. Yeah. So it's making it bigger and bigger and bigger. Oh, that's why Joe is laughing because she's talking to Joe out. She's like, just chill out. Get folks, man, honestly, such a prick. And that's when Joe out was like, ha, ha, ha.

Starting point is 01:01:39 So then Anna stage just like crying in bed and Hannah gives her a good night kiss or whatever. And then in the morning Travis is like wow last night was pretty fucked up, you know That wasn't cool and Jack his naked just standing in front of his bed He's like you were moving you were more fucked up than you think all right And he's just standing there naked and I was like god. I love Jack. Yeah, he was like, his butt was fully in Travis's face. Well, the thing is this in the morning, Travis was actually still saying that he wasn't

Starting point is 01:02:09 heavy-handed with this slap, which is kind of crazy. Like, now you're sober. So now you have no excuse to be saying that. And Jack was like, no, your slap was harder than you think. You don't realize it, but it was. He was like, oh, okay. So then Travis. Where did you get your straw or some standing here with me, Dickout? you think you don't realize it but it was he's like okay so then Travis. Travis. Travis.

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Starting point is 01:03:02 I'm guessing trying to get the bottom sheet straight. I'm just seeing how long the bed's cold it is. So then Travis and Colin are talking and he's like, listen, I'm sorry I told you to fuck up, I really respect you. And he's like, well, I thought it was harder than a love tap and that's all. So then Aisha's eating toast and just ignoring Jowal. And then June is like, look at me finally getting in a groove. I'm working my ass off. I finally found my footing. I'm like, finally done. You're fired. I figured things out. Like, did you know that the on-off button turns the juicer on and off?

Starting point is 01:03:37 It's crazy. Yeah. And this is where she's talking to Colin. She's like, I got everything done. Oh, so the falloffal and Colin's like, I miss real food. She goes, yeah, I miss chicken pot pie, like a big one. You know, one of the ones you put in the microwave. And he's like, no, real food. No, I'm not talking about lunchables, although I do like lunchables.

Starting point is 01:04:01 I know what, Collie, that's why I always pat them for you. Thanks, Mom. Oh, but I just miss my mom making a big pot of sauce. That's what I want. A big pot of sauce. Ding. I just got a notification from Mom and Abagle. It looks like I'm paired, Mom.

Starting point is 01:04:17 I just wanted to know I love you, Cully. Cully, I've already made some sauce for when you get home, but it, to be sort of, got into it says not a lot left Hmm so Anna stage in Hannah are talking and she's like um well I've been processing what happened last night and I'm not happy Mm-hmm and Hannah's like well, I'm glad you processed it. She goes. Yeah, I did and it's not okay at all so she pulls Travis aside. And she's like, look, part of me wants to be like,

Starting point is 01:04:48 it's okay, it's okay, but I have a duty to everyone who's ever had their space violated to not brush it off and process it. And the fact that you were so drunk and you couldn't even feel the force is not okay. And he's like, you feel like I slept you. She's like, you didn't slap me. Yeah, I know. I hate that he said that if you feel like I slept you she's like you didn't slap me. Yeah, I know I

Starting point is 01:05:05 Hate that he said that if you feel like I actually slapped you, okay? She's like, you know like you did slap me and people are defending are defending you and they always defend you Every time you get wasted like you just sort of get off scot free and I'm sick of it I'm sick of you not having any repercussions for your actions, okay? Like nobody's saying anything to you. Everyone keeps protecting you. Me included. And he's like, yeah, but for you to call me out

Starting point is 01:05:31 like some woman beaters, not okay, because that's not what I am. And she's like, I'm not saying you beat chicks. I'm upset about your complete abuse of alcohol, okay? Well, we're all at dinner together and we've had one drink and you can't sit up in your chair. Like that's embarrassing, okay? When you drink you turn into a different person and he just like rolls his eyes like Whatever it goes the whole the whole it's a problem thing. It's not a problem, okay?

Starting point is 01:05:55 I'm fucking deeply sorry for what happened to dinner and like I don't fucking hit people man And then he starts saying how it's not really a problem. It's just that He just realizes, oh, okay, that he drinks more than everyone else and he just has to reevaluate like how he drinks with the crew and it won't happen again. So we'll see how that goes. Yeah, it's like, well, I can't just be ruining nights

Starting point is 01:06:16 for everyone, you know, so they hug and she gives an apology and they hug and then Jack, he tells Jack what happened and Jack's like, well, tomorrow's a fresh day. Just don't get smashed too much. Yeah. Because Jack is basically like, he's like, well, I just want to see it in a nice way because everyone's coming at him so hard. I want to see it in a friendly way. I don't want to add to the complaints, even if I do agree with them. I'm like, I mean, that's nice. I do like that Jack has like this, like he actually has a very sweet side. And I say that as if he doesn't,

Starting point is 01:06:51 he's not been sweet this entire time. But at the same time, like, you know, he could sort of like, maybe like, I don't know, it's not that he's like an enabler but he could also maybe like, be like, yeah, bro, bro you are like you were out of hand, you know Could have just been a little more. He was doing it a nice way could have been a little bit more like Get your shit together, you know yeah

Starting point is 01:07:17 Well then Jack gets his list from shuow and hit his head on the cabinet. Oh, that's where it happened That's where it happened and it's just, it's because of blonde and she with me be aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa know, I feel like everything's hot and cold around here. I can't tell anymore. I don't know what temperature is anymore, mother. June, June bridge, June, June bridge, June, June bridge, Matt the same song. And here's the radio, you know, which is so impressive. And also ironic that she hears the one time she really hears the radio is when she's going to get killed. So she goes up there and the captain's like, well, you know, look, when we calved on you, we were in a jam, but now we have a chef coming and Anna's stage has done an amazing job.

Starting point is 01:08:13 So I can't just fire her because she did me a favor and your position is now pre-dented. I have to let you go. James, like, just gives that smile, like, just like, but I just learned how to use the juicer. So maybe you want to reconsider, I don't know. Yeah. And she decides she's not going to take it well.

Starting point is 01:08:37 Because at first she's looking like, okay, I'm going to take this well. And just back away. And then she decides she's not going to. And she's like, you know what? That's crazy. That's not nice. That's not nice Send you's like I'll give you a great reference. You know what? Brands you know on me. Brands you know on the house, okay? She's like, um, I mean like is it just like that's not like not a nice thing like I did a favor like last minute I flew across the world. I'm like no, they gave you a favor because they give you a job Don't act like you are like the Martha Stewart of STUZE. And you've been paid for your service because that's what jobs are.

Starting point is 01:09:12 And you're an amazing human being. Oh, you haven't even gotten to know me. You're not hearing this, okay? I don't have the room to keep you. And you're telling their boss, you haven't gotten to know me. Right? You can say that yeah, I think if you got to know me anymore Sanji's just like okay, okay, just think about the banana think about the banana Yeah, I get zoom being upset that sucks, but yeah, I mean what are you gonna do? What suck it up better hat here's your flight? Yeah, she probably gave up another opportunity to do this That's probably why she's really annoyed and she doesn't feel like she's done anything wrong.

Starting point is 01:09:49 Yeah, so she drops her radio in the kitchen and leaves and she's like, I'm feeling angry. You don't do that to people, especially someone who came and helped you when you needed help. Yeah, and she also gives like this really nasty smirk to Anastasia like bitch Yeah, so captain calls up Hannah and so out. She's like guys. I let June go and she's taking it kind of hard So if you can say hey listen, you're doing a great job with that milkshake machine Whatever she's trying to use at the moment just tell her that okay Hannah basically is doing whatever she can not to be smiling with joy right now. She's like, I'm surprised she did not like bring her shirt up over her mouth. Like, oh, yes, meh. I'm devastated about these news. No, terrible. It's terrible. No, excuse me, let me put my hands in front of my face so you can't see how sad I am on my mouth that is not smiling right now So June tells Anna stage that she's like you knew you knew she was looking for a chef And she's like um, I thought you knew when I was hired that they were looking for another chef

Starting point is 01:10:52 I'm really sorry girl. She's like well, I think it's bullshit Yeah, and as they're just like um, I feel sorry for June But if anyone deserves a spot on the spot, It's me, the chef, perfection, high five mother. June tells Hannah, I wish you would talk to me. She said, I know it sucks, but any stage has worked real hard. It's not personal for you, even if you've been the best third chef ever.

Starting point is 01:11:18 I mean, not saying you were. I mean, obviously you weren't. We're not writing fiction here. It was still work out the same. And she's like, I'm fine. I'm not tripping. we're not writing fiction here. It was still work at the same It's like I'm fine. I'm not tripping. I'm not tripping And then she tells us how it doesn't give a rat ass about feelings only herself She would tell a shirt. She would tell a shirt at a stage immediately, but me. I wouldn't get that respect What I was like? Well, maybe she did try to tell you one of the times you weren't answering your rating

Starting point is 01:11:43 Yeah, yeah, exactly exactly answer the radio Like well, maybe she did try to tell you one of the times you weren't answering your rating. Yeah Yes, exactly exactly answer the radio So then you wow Gather the decans and he tells them what's happening and You know as he's telling as he's telling decans that June's talking with Asia saying how she feels so used and Colin is like, oh Is there any way to keep her? I mean? I mean, maybe I should talk to Captain Sandy. I mean, she's a y- she's a y-yada, I'm not a yada, you know? You know what I am?

Starting point is 01:12:13 She's like West Side Story, you know? I'm like Oklahoma, like, there's not a lot of bangers on my soundtrack, but West Side Story's nothing but bangers, nothing but bangers, that's what June is. I'm gonna save her. So, Joao's like, what are you doing? What are you doing? And they hug and Collins crying. And he's like,

Starting point is 01:12:31 It's not fair. It's not right. Okay, Colleen. Okay. Okay, Colleen. He's like, oh, she, you know, I don't have a passion for the industry. I'm not a yaddy. She's a yaddy. So, he like wants to to basically fall in the swords that we June can stay and he's like pacing around like thinking and you know Now everyone here is what Colin is up to so they're like oh my god. No, please Colin, please stay Yeah, and to house crying is like if Colin leaves I'm gonna be like uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh But they have to be quiet because students like right in the next room, you know, yes So it's just like we finally got let's

Starting point is 01:13:29 And then Jack Jack Tells Hannah that Colin is so upset that he's gonna offer his position up and Hannah's like what the honey So to Alan Colin are talking again and They're hugging basically being bros and I was like we need more people like you in this world Yeah, I just want you to know Do what you need to do same I mean while Hannah tells a show what he calls doing and she's like oh

Starting point is 01:14:03 He is such a good person Never fucking but he's such a good person To be a friend a friend So Collins wonder it Collins just like pacing back and forth with the radio like will he do it? Well, he not and he's like it's better sweet. I mean I get to go home and see my mom and have some of her sauce. It's unfortunately that came down to this, but I'd sacrifice myself any day! And we don't know. Is Colin going to leave? Or is he going to... Like, they've been sort of setting this up all season. He's been making comments all season long about like,

Starting point is 01:14:45 Oh, last year was great, but this year is not the same or these people are my, they're not, they're not really like me and I don't know what my fit in. So, I mean, baby he will. It's head to tail, Tom will tail, I, that'll be on next week's below deck. We will be back tomorrow with the Real Housewives of Orange County. And then we are going to have a wonderful Southern Charm reunion day everybody. Also the bonus this week is all about the Merried to Medicine trailer breakdown. So go check that out and if you want videos of Real Housewives of Orange Sea and Southern Charm, go find those on Crappens on Demand, which is at WatchForCrapants.com,

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