Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Barking Up The Wrong Pantry

Episode Date: September 21, 2022

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Yes. So let's get into it below tech midi-terraining. Alright, so it's the second day of charter and this is the mood Don't because storm has just gone into the water After George Clooney says I'm gonna need to jump in the water there. Hey, you know what? Untie that anchor possibly with your toll, okay? Maybe maybe your finger. Okay, just go down there Just I don't know. Call me while you're down there. Okay, maybe maybe your finger. Okay, just go down there. Just I don't know, call me while you're down there. Okay, under water hugs. So he goes down and then we see him, the camera starts shaking and it looks like a horror movie and then they cut off. So when we come back, he's like, okay, hi, I'm back. She's like, okay, you sure? Okay, wow, you know what, you're gonna need to live that, not physically. Okay, just compliment it, uplift it.

Okay. You know the Josh Groban song, you raise me up, that's what you just think it, just sing it underwater, it'll sound gargly, but the anchor will feel it, you know? Just do that. So tough. Give it a good old fashioned young person

with old person face and sing you lift me up. Okay, maybe it'll come up, you know? Worst, worst that can happen is gonna cry and it's gonna need a hug, which could be very dangerous as well, okay? Just don't die, Storm. Don't die, Storm. Then it cuts over to Kyle, who is,

he's with Natasha in like their room, whatever, and he's like, oh, I would give a lot of money just to get back into that bead. And she's like, how long were you talking on the phone with Frank? For I was like, it was an A1 half. And we see the footage from last night where he is up from 2.35 in the morning, although he til past 4 in the morning, face timing with Frank was like, hold on, I'm like an in elevator. It's like crazy.

Oh my god, I'm playing video games now. It's like crazy. Oh god, I just, I just got to cheese it. I didn't eat it because it's carbs But I just like put on the table. I look at it. I think about it is crazy Yeah, these two are nuts, right? I don't I was just not used to seeing this in the gay community Okay, the gay male community. I'll say like your love Just like this obsessive like oh my god, are you gonna call me? Are you gonna call me? Are you gonna call me? After you've known each other for one day. Well listen, I mean, I'm happy for them to do that. But also like Kyle, you're staying until 4 a.m. talking

with Frank, okay, who's just a fantasy object. Also Natasha was sleeping down below. Like he has a light on his and his full on FaceTiming while someone's trying to sleep below him. I mean, she seemed to be fine, but I kind of was like, I would not feel comfortable doing that if I knew someone was trying to sleep below me. Well, I don't think Natasha's really in the place to bitch about uncomfortable relationships.

You know what I mean? She's kind of ruined everybody else's season, so. She's just gonna have to quiet down down there. Guy. So the captain's like, oh gosh, we gotta get you the the Guinness, the Gwyneth. You know what, we're gonna get you finless. That's fun. The ginless. I'm gonna get you a ginless. Okay, it's a list of gins. Okay, it's gonna help you

pull it, it's gonna help you uplift that anchor. Okay, Storm. Do you mean possibly the windless? Ah yes, that's what it was. The windless. God. Wow, just what Kyle's gonna do the rest of his life if he keeps staying up so late. Windless? Oh, I love something named after the New York Knicks. Oh yeah, that was a sports sports reference everyone. God, I gotta get in there once in a while. Hey, hey, so just we're gonna add the win list to the starboard chain and the anchors can have free itself. You don't need that to sing jazz grove and anymore. So people in the middle of the sea hear the yoga structure say,

namaste everyone and people in my neighborhood here, me say, oh fuck off, fuck off. here, me say, fuck off, fuck off. Angry at paddleboard yoga. Fuck off with that. I'm on vacation. So, there's a lot of lines, lines, in anchors, in lines attached anchors, bring that line up, know that line. If you bring that line, of course Jason brings the wrong line up. Oh, sorry, fuck, bro, fuck, well if you told me how to do it, I wouldn't do it right.

Come out of these. Gwyn left, Gwyn left. Hey, anybody complimented Gwyn Stefani lately. Be great. Can someone give Gwyn Stefani a left? That would be great. He's like, could you please lift the Gwyn last sound less? And she's like, um, sure, okay.

And he's like, stop, stop, stop, stop, gonna do this as hard as I can. Stop it, stop it now. I was like, wow, he's really dedicated. I know, yeah, there's a lot of like, lift this anchor and pull that line and then this anchor and then that line and then that line. Hey, it's done. Nice work, everyone. Nice work, everyone. He does a lot of, and she does the kids on vacation

on a car ride with her parents. Storm, storm, storm, storm, storm, storm. I'm sure you're here. You're under there. Storm. Storm. Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Are we there yet? He's like, did it. And he's like, I've seen way worse than that. I mean, it's like a scrunchie, okay? That's what it's like. Um, it's a journey. Scrunchy journey. Well, God, that was stressful.

That was a stressful, scrunchy journey. Yeah. So then we go back to Natasha and Kyle and Natasha's like, So Kyle, I think you want to go back to bear and have another nap. He's like, oh, Frank! Oh, Frank! Oh, Frank! How am I gonna leave with that Frank, my Lord, bad?

Ha, cheer! And they're just like laughing, and Natalia's just cleaning. These two are now just laugh, laugh, laugh, and Natalia's clean, clean, cleaning. And it's worked out perfectly for Kyle, by the way. This was always his plan, if you ask me, which was that he was gonna cozy up to the heads

to make her his good friend. And then they're just gonna be laughing. And then Natalia's gonna do all the work. And Natalia's gonna lose her mind. And then she becomes the one who's the outcast because she is not cool. Right, and Natalia also fell for the oldest trick in the book on these boats,

where she's like, I don't want to be stuck in laundry Where it's from a life I like tables and so they're like, oh, let us do your favor Well, that you do the table or some service sometimes and she's just now realizing that now she's doing everything like that's what you get Okay, that is what you get never try to over do it at a service job, okay? You will be doing every damn job. Yeah, and she was like, Kaua, what have you done this morning? Fluffy pillow, and he's like,

Bay, please don't make me sick. I'm already feeling nauseous, okay? Work hard, you know. Let me tell you, Fiosk, she's carrying the most. Meanwhile, on Doom's housekeeping, in service, and worrying about Frank! She's huge moment for she's. Meanwhile, like, all we've seen of Kyle over the last three charters has been him staying up to 4am to FaceTime with Frank. Him hanging out with Frank, partying with Frank, and

just like generally not doing his work because he's been like being, you know, chilling with the gaze. And then before that, lying in bed with a toothache. So like Natalia, as far as we can see, Natalia seems to have a point. Yeah, she does. I'm just like, I want to punch you in the penis. He's like, but what the fuck? What the fuck I've lived. So then the, the woo ladies of this charter returned from their paddle board yoga, and they're like, woo! And the mom's like, oh my God, my thighs are hurting.

Why am I thighs hurting? Anybody? Why are my thighs hurting? Where am I sitting? What time are we eating? And why are my thighs hurting? Those are the questions of a mother on a boat. They're like, oh, we did yoga, dumbass.

Right. Oh, right. Right. Frank, you know, my memory. So then, uh, then we have another, another Jason moment where, where Courtney is on, like, a little, I think she's on a jet ski or a tender. She's on some vessel, a small vessel. It's one of those two things. That's how Courtney really does. Yeah. And Jason's like, hey, through a minute line real quick. And she goes, no't because and she goes he goes well you guys have been messing up the bimini for a while. She was what are you mumbling it's already been on the wrong side of the bimini since you guys brought it in the first time. My god. And she's got a bimini attitude. Oh bimini bimini bimini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini bopini b So he's like, we're not working very well, you know? Like I'd rather try to figure out like the dewey decimal system than talk to this crew.

When was the last time you heard a dewey decimal joke and wasn't from someone who was in finance? Also, I just want to say well, I don't personally remember the dewey decimal system very well because it's been a long time since I've used a card catalog but Like it's not the de the due decimal system isn't hard. I mean, it's literally a system that makes it easier for you to figure things out. So they don't like that. I don't like that.

It's a bad analogy. I'm gonna put, you know what? I'm gonna take ownership of the due decimal system and say like, you would rather do, it's like, to me, it's the equivalent of saying, you know what, I would rather do than this. I would rather put a pillowcase on a pillow. It's like, well, not that hard, I'll have a rather do than this. I would rather put up pillowcase on a pillow. It's like, well, it's not that hard, not that difficult. I cannot believe

you don't have kids sometimes because think about what you're mad so far. Two minutes into the show. Someone's staying up too late so they can't get to school on time. And someone saying the dewey decimal system is hard. How do you not have children? I feel like you've made it to have them. No, no, no, because I can, otherwise I have nothing for the show. But the thing is, the thing is this, I'm not mad that Kyle said, up late, you can say up late, I'm a I'm a night bird.

What I don't like is that then the next day, he does sort of be like, oh, I'm so toy odd, I'm toy odd. And then he's like, they gave him the edit where he's like sitting around all this episode Right, like they could be cutting to him where he's like checking his phone or whatever. So we like it's fine To stay up late, but like you got to like pull your weight the next day if you stay up late you got to pull your weight That's a sandism right off the couch Stay up late pull your weight as for do Decimal System, I don't know why I just got that. That was for you Gwen Stefani. Don't speak. The Dewey Decimal is just because

I don't like Jason and I'm just going to push back. If he's going to try to like bring the Dewey Decimal System into this, I'm going to tell him why he's stupid for doing so. And then Jason attacked the American library system. I mean, to think he would go there. Even think it. Who knew a guy named Dewey could be so intelligent? That's my question for the day. You know what Dewey is? Book hugs.

She's book hugs. Book hugs to Dewey. I'm so book wind, I mean book wind. She's book hugs. Buckeyes to do it. I'm so book wind. I mean, book wind. Book wind. It's a sort of wind that blows the pages on a book in a fairy tale. Book wind. Can you know at the beginning of your cartoon fairy tale when a book is trying to tell you once about a time so that when changes the pages for you, so you feel like you're reading?

That's a sort of the new character on Real Housewives of Orange County bookwind bookwind Dewey Decimal bookwind Bronwyn Burke. What was that? Only the gay books are organized properly. Like only the lesbian studies books are organized properly. She's really doubling down the season on her storyline from her last piece of a Vosey. Oh. What would, what would, I mean, the book of Wyndham Burke. Yeah.

Wyndham Burke. I was like, I know, I was like, I know I have brought up something. There it is. And there's a kind of long, I have product. There it is. And there it is. I got it wrong. There it is. There it is. It's a real while to get the pun properly formed.

It is here it has arrived. Book wouldn't work. The book is actually thrown itself at its husband. So now it's time for some food to get done. And Kyle's announcing it to the guests. He's like, for this chef's special, we have beat Jude Simmons with sous vide egg on toast. You're all gross. Hope you're joking on it. Stupid people with that penis is. So then, um, the girls, like, the mom is like, oh no, one of the mom is just one of the random girls. Yeah. I think people who weren't born with

technology in their lives are the most addicted to technology. And the mom was like, what are you talking about? You photograph your food. I mean, you photograph me Donald's for crying. You photograph every single thing that ticked tack. It's like, gotta put it on the Instagram cracker. What's going on with you anyway? Yeah, because her daughter, Sheldon, is like, mom, a pretend your phone.

It's scussing. I'm not the mom in this relationship, but she's up a done your father. Oh, she think it's for the memories. Also, it has this little flashlight magnifying glass so I can read the menu. It's not a menu, mom, it's salmon. See, I need it.

Hey, look, I put a little kitty nose on this filet salmon. Isn't that adorable? I like that the mom has just got it sandy. So then the food is delivered and Shelby's like, oh my god, is this chef like plating these as well as cooking them? No, it's the three blue birds that circle around his head who do it. Yeah, and I was like, yeah, he does it all. Oh, wait, really, Davey, small have good energy. Don't fucking

Don't fucking beach you probably listen to Katy Perry and think that makes it cool Peterless pains Yeah Purely cuz they're women I'm telling you that right now. Yes, that's what it comes across as, you know, women, like, you know, you're on Bravo, right? I can't even believe they let you in here. They're literally not saying anything less vapid or more vapid than the last cast that was like, did you hear if you get mozzarella sticks in Iceland, they will give it to you, but like not with ketchup. Only their guns. Yeah, if there were not women in this world, you would have no one to steal your pyjama style from. Sir, okay.

Have some respect. So then storm goes and tells Jason to like do something with some scupper, like clean some scuppers and like mop some stuff that he thinks is dirty. You know, he gives Jason an order. So we know it's not gonna happen. And then we get some bloops, bloops, bloops, bloops, bloops, bloops, bloops, bloops, and Tasha's getting texts. We have so much to get itish, please don't run away now, you know how we'd like to party, you know how we'd like to party while you make those drinks of different colors, please don't leave me. Don't run, don't run. We have so much together. We have three unfulfilled courses that you want to take

at the community center. We must do those. Don't leave. Don't leave. So then how is organizing the beach picnic with the guests and their show be like, what is the chef preparing? It's like C.J. C. She rose to the beach See brovus himself. I'm like a fucking Michael angel now fucking Michael angel And then we see Dave making it's in the early or mid stages of making cake He's like stacking the sponges, so we just know there's a miracle aides in our future. And then, you know it.

Like as soon as I saw that, I was like, here it comes. It's kind of. So then stormy able to see yourself in that thing soon. So yeah. Seriously. So now Storm is walking around the deck and he sees just like, there's like a full on mop just lying on the deck and like like a bucket and rags

just like out there and so storm is so pissed. So it picks it up and he's all off he starts huffing off with it. And then Z wakes up, Z has missed all the anchor drama. He didn't even know this anchor thing had happened. I was like, how long was Z out for? That's so Z, classic Z. So Courtney's like, you're lucky you're on break Z because storm had the anchor side and Meanwhile storm is telling Jason like dude only things put away things were on the flow dude

And he's like there's no slats to put them so like where am I supposed to put them? I'm in is there a shami cabinet because of there's nobody's told me okay So when you get some slats come to me with your stats, okay? Shami on the floor stats, okay? I don't want to hear about it This is so Jason style as a worker that like if If what if his task requires some sort of like initiative beyond what he's been told to do he just won't do it It's like well, I didn't see a box. I said this is where the map goes, so I don't know what you expect me to do. And so I'm like, but they're all slots.

It's either in the Lazz or the Sandok or just the Basins closet. He's like, listen, I'm sorry if it's the Fittichart, and you haven't been asked to do it specifically before now. I'll write a list for you as, yeah, well, if you ask me to do it, like, I'll do it, but like, you gotta ask me, and that's something else who doesn't do it, okay? I don't even know what that means. I know, I mean it's like, all right, well I will ask, you're Skipper, right?

So if I ask you to do something, you can't just ask me, okay, I'm Skipper question marks, question mark, okay, USS. Uh-huh. And Storm's like, I think that that could just like make people mad. Um, well, you're the kind of guy who is just noticing two months into this show that he's not putting shambies away. How has that been a mystery this whole show? Well, I mean, Storm is also speaking about like, like, dad, like behavior. He's very much like in like a, like a fussy dad. Like who left these shoes out, you know, like that's definitely his vibe.

But Jason thinks he's got all his shit figured out and he doesn't, okay? He doesn't. Just the feeling that the dude that's supposed to, doesn't not mean he's figured out life. Come on, shoes. Here comes one right now. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly

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you can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. I feel like Storms that really cool guy at work and then he gets raised to the manager and then suddenly instead of being like, hey, bitch, what's up? You come into work and he's like, oh my God, Ronnie, on time is 10 minutes late. So, have time, lean, you got time to clean, okay. Yep, so now the guests are going on Jetsky is, yay, and then like one girl's, woo, woo, woo.

One girl's on like a tramp lean. I think she tries to do like a bounce and then a flip and then a dive into the water But it just winds up being this weird like little like little hop and then belly flop She doesn't just belly flop so this show loves a girl belly flopping Yeah, they do So let's see. Kyle comes out with a drink and he is so hopeful. He's like,

or on, you have me able to fly out through base, something, God, hold on, let me wipe my awg bugger. I'm like, talk to you a bit. This God I hate you. He literally wipes like his eyes, like an extreme boredom because it's have pins, pins, stupid slots. So then the captain is walking through the boat and she goes to the pantry and she's like

wall, not good, not good. Hey, Natasha, Natasha, Natasha captain, Natasha, Natasha captain. Can we get the stew pantry cleaned? Also, could we put fewer syllables in Natasha? Because it really doesn't make a fun radio call. Natasha, Natasha captain, ah, God, that's a real tongue twister. It's hard. It's like, by the time you get you're done with it, like you have to see it all over again, and you just exhausted. At that point, you just start questioning why you've been called someone in the first place. Am I right? So, cause-

Makes me wonder, just call Brooke back in here, just for the easy radio calls. Brooke, Brooke Sandy, Brooke Brooke Sandy, see what they mean? God. Your parents really boned that one up, huh? Certainly did. So, Talia, that's, I have nothing to say because I'm actually not saying this lane. Hey, Kyle over to you. Talia, just wanted to let you know when you're done so we can like, you know, we can get some help up here. Yeah, it says when you're done fucking around.

Yeah, when you're done fucking around because basically, Sandu said, can you clean the pantry? So now he immediately calls on Talia to do it. And she's like, she's like, literally, you're making drinks and pulling for dinner And that's not even not a dinner. That's not even a board So storm is talking to Sandy about the beach picnic and she's like now listen news alert only for you my little storm We have more wind tonight wind wind win tonight. Winned. Winned.

WOOOOO! Danger! So we're gonna need to have water toys in before sunset, because guess what happens after sunset? Winned. Winned. Vampires. My favorite, dangerous storyline of below deck, man.

Winned. Win brings vampires, then vampires use our toys. That's just, that's, that's, look, that's, that's a safety hat. We can't have vampires on the toys Remember what we talked about, okay, you can't do everything yourself. And he's like yes Yes, we did we talked about hugs. Well, no, the other thing we talked about Press a button and talk all right, you know what you're not gonna guessing, but I don't see shambles on the ground. So here's a raise

So storm is talking about, you know, like, you know, I've been thinking about when Captain Sandy said, I needed to start delegating my responsibilities more to my team and my plan is to name and lead deckhand. And you know, with Z and Courtney, I've got a great team. And so choosing lead deckhand would be really, really tough. But what makes it easier is that I'll definitely not choose Jason. Oh, Jason's like I'm right here. So they're packing chairs on the tender and Zinc Courtney are having their sparkling conversation. He's like, hey, me chair there. It's not your birthday.

I gave him a latband's last year. Oh, Jason's just like, Oh, just fucking kill me. They still fixed a dimminate. Do we stab me in the face system? Okay. So then there, people, the girls are getting getting ready for dinner and everything and Shelby is like, hey, mom, tell me how

you feel about green eyeshadow and mom's like, you look like a swamp So then chef and Natasha are taking his selfie Such a weirdo and the chef was like yeah, well, we seem to be enjoying each other in touch. Yeah, I guess I've been friends downed but You know just do some hugs and keep a dancey where it goes and then it cuts to the touch of going. Look, Dave, I can squeak me eyeballs! What you said, Dev! Nothing. You're tired. I assume my eyeballs squeaking out of my eye.

So, get stave. Is that what you see in there? So then, people are sent off to work at the beach and stuff. And Jason's jaw, he goes, enjoy. And then Courtney gets on the boat with the girls and she says, Hey, where was the world? And they're like, girls, girls, girls, girls. And then just, you know, drowning himself in the kitchen.

I know. And then there's one girl, Shelby, who just does the woo extra long. She's like, woo. They're all just like, they literally get to the beach. And they woo all the way there. Like the woo doesn't stop They've never ever ends So back on the boat they're trying to figure out how to do this dolly part and guide fietty guys and dollies party and

So tell Natalia's a googling dolly part and she's like she's a bondage feel and it's plank and white So look really now. I can't go baking time. I'm like, really, then why are you quoting fucking share songs? Yeah, exactly, exactly. So then, the other quote, I'm a terrible game. I know what you're mad. Listen, you know what, if you could turn back time,

I'm sure you would do that. Go better. If I could turn back time, I was stupid and listen to Doli button, because it names like a Doli. I don't play with Doli's. Right, a work. Doli do. And you're talking about see a dolly I see lazy want to do something I've done all the laundry and the windows and the table settings stupid lazy doll.

So uh over on the beach the mom is like okay let's play let's play a game let's talk about interesting facts Alex you go first so Alex is well, I'm a quarter Japanese, and the mom goes, that is a fun fact and applicable. I was like, first of all, it's great to see that you don't really know your friends. And second of all, it's such a basic fact. It's like, fun fact. I'm a quarter Japanese. I feel like a fun fact is like, fun fact. I, yeah, I'm a quarter Japanese.

I feel like a fun fact is like fun fact. In seventh grade, I memorized the entire Dewey decimal system. That's a very fun fact about a not very fun system. Needs certainly is. So then also how's it's applicable to what? I'm a three-year student. Oh, they're eating sushi. I forgot. I was probably wise you mentioned it So if I could go back in time

Okay, I'm just winning left and right today, all right Fun fact, I know how to misquote every shissle So Courtney is now always these things in kings kings all right, it's my favorite song I finally discovered someone to take away the heartbreak Would a name we've been be shared a day or just a little curved arrow symbol at the bottom of a picture I love her movie Moon hit bottom of the picture. I love to her movie Moon Hit. Some struck. Remember that moob at those what a film Saw things

Saw that remember that movie remember that movie I'm someone who saw something Feel do you mean mask now peel Peels are easier mask it all over the sink. Come on, Shay. We're old. What about that movie, uh, Satan, uh, Bark? You mean Silkwood?

No, I'm pretty sure it's called Satan Bark. So Courtney, I have really been dying to know what's going on with Courtney's storyline. Let's check on her. I'm getting more confident on my tender-roading skills. Oh, I'm going to be that boss bitch, tender girl. And it's like, and we get a flashback. Like this is how she was two weeks ago with the tender and it's just like her driving it fairly competently, like enough that I would not have paid any attention to it.

And now it's like, and now look at me and driving it relatively the same way, but from like a less goofy angle. So at the beach, Dave is stirring rice. And he's like, this is a little so bad of making it. In vanilla, there's maple and coconut milk in this as well. And so he's like, oh my god You are an accept shot not you man. Oh my god

Hey, can somebody check across around here because I think Jesus just unnailed himself and came down here This is fucking amazing chef amazing. I hope they all enjoy their sorbet that melts instantly Because that's what happened liquid nitrogen ice creams and sorbets. Okay, everyone, I hate to be the bad news, but it's all a gimmick. Don't believe it. It's not true. I mean, when something's frozen, isn't it already frozen? What does it matter what type of frozen it is?

You would write you a thing, but I've had too many times where I've had that gimmicky ice cream and they do it and you're like, wow, it came together so quickly. And then like a second later, it falls apart. I don't know. It's like, I'm maybe it's not as deeply frozen. That's what you think that's like an American food system problem where we just put so much crap in our ice cream that it literally doesn't unfreeze. Like you know how when you have a diet coke now, they put something in it that makes it,

that makes the bubbles last a lot longer. So if you drink it like an hour later, it'll still have some bubbles in it. It's so weird. I did not know that. I can't really do that, and why am I drinking that? Is that verified or is that a suspicion? Is there anything?

I mean, really, what is truth? I thought you got nervous when you said, you know about how diet coke they put something in it now? I thought you got nervous. I just make these. See see we're both becoming dads. Just make up things. No, that was my own mom right there. That was a mom like, well, I, you know,

they put something in here. I did, I swear. I think they do though. I think they changed, I think I read that they changed there. Okay, I'm looking it up. Technology. Yeah, or just put like Coke Fizz that lasts longer. Or like, why is that? Did they change their... Okay, I'm looking it up. Technology. Yeah. Or just put like coke fizz that lasts longer.

Or like... Why is that coke so fizzy? This was from four days ago. Well, see, I'm that in tune with Diet Coke. It's a scientific reason why the recipe for Daitsada makes it much fizzier than its sugar full alternative. And then it's a whole thing filed under, did you know? This is from McGill, the office for science and society.

Wow, McGill University. So this should be read with like a French Canadian accent. But, wow, well, it's, oh, oh, it's actually a very exciting, this is a really excitable article. There's an exclamation point that says, regarding Diet Coke, Aspartame, I'm potassium, Benzoa, Benzoate, a preservative, are surfacans and it has an exclamation point, which I guess the surfacans are the things that do that. You're my surfacan, man. You just keep me busy all day long.

The good people of McGill thank you Ronnie for spreading their message worldwide with our podcast. So then we go to Taliya decorating the table and then cut to Kyle texting. I think that it should put like a split screen of that shaney Hannah smoking on the side of the boat clip every time they show these clips of people. It's like the honor Hannah, you know, or just like a little bubble with her face, smoking at the bottom of the screen. Every time they're like, someone's being lazy. You just see Hannah. Hannah is smoking down at the bottom.

Oh, I love it. And then you have Talia. So Talia is now dressing up as Dolly Parton sort of, and then she wants to dress as Z up as Dolly Parton, which is just putting up a blonde wig and sort of like a mac or May top on him, which doesn't really feel very Dolly, but it's fine. She barely knows who Dali Parton is in the first place. Yeah. So then, um, let's see, the ladies board the tender. Guess what they're doing? And then Kyle is waiting there with shots and a terrible attitude. He's like, oh, welcome back. You didn't drown, I? Well, cheers to that, John.

I know. He's like not even hiding his to stand, right? So then Courtney and Storm are talking about how calm the beach picnic was. And Storm was like, and Storm is saying, like, Nick Courtney is a fantastic deck hand, and she's fucking killing it. And you know, I gave her two lessons on the tender and she drives better than I do, which

is not saying much considering that I learned how to drive vehicles when I was four years old and everybody advanced beyond that. But regardless, I think I want to promote her. But Z is a close personal friend. What would happen? Z would be so bummed. Z would be so, so, so bummed. I'm like, let's cut to some footage of Z being

bummed about something. It's just easy. Like, it's like, yeah, it's like smiling. It's like, that's too bad. Well, you'd have more confidence when you don't give me a raise. So I need to find you. You're killing it, not giving me a raise. You know, to have confidence, just trust us that we all love you. No matter who you give a raise to, bro. Luckily, as the child who grew up having to do dishes. I understand about disappointment. So don't worry about it bro Second day of charter still so Kyle's like so it's everything gonna be just everyone gonna be dole eats and I are you You're gonna bring more ruin more gainess on this trip right? You've already ruined deal dose Right, let's just bring a gay icon into it, bring her in some dress like it

and the rest of you can just kick her and watch this in the middle of the floor. All right. Yeah, and then, then Natalia talks about her boobs because she's wearing like four bras to make her boobs look really big. And she's like,

I'm happy with my boobs. Or a diva play. They used to call me flatty nasty for like 20 minutes, at least that was my date, and Valentine's Day when the guy walked out on me. But either way, then all of a sudden I was like, bam, I've got boobs, so they're hot. Take the, so now we get to see the threes here.

Glazed cake. It's like, oh come on. At this point, it seems like a fault. Like, you're putting too much of something in that, okay? You need to call the Diet Coke people and get this figured out. And it's not constantly be signing. Yeah, your cake is sweating, sir.

And it's just like, to me, it's like, it's a purple, it's a this bright purple mirror glaze, which I don't know, I'm sure it was just like food coloring or whatever, but I don't know. The first time I saw the Miracle is I was like, oh, that's pretty cool, but now he does it with every single cake and I just feel like, I kinda feel like it's cheating

because it just goes on to smooth. Like, how about you put on some buttercream like a real man, okay? Let's see your real skills, okay? Great British baking show is back, okay? So our standards are higher than ever. We have altered into Paul Hollywood and Peru and Peru just approves of this brew bro

So the guests are ready for their guys and dollies party I was like oh god, I don't know what everyone's looking so tragic to die like you're I shut up So then Talia gets to do tables now and he has to do laundry. So she's bitching and Courtney is like, well, wait a minute, how come you're doing table set up plus care bins and she's like, bye, all they have to do is dinner is come up and put out the plates.

All right, and I enjoy doing set ups, but it's just getting too much out. All right, it's just officially getting to be too much. I was starting to feel like flighty-heavy again. No, no, I mean, just that flat-chisted girl sitting in the cafeteria when everyone was ignoring me giggling and getting picked from boys. Classic flirty nanny. So yeah, and of course this is intercut with Natasha and Kyle, just like somewhere else just joking around and laughing, not doing any work. I mean, I'm sure they're doing work, but just the editing is always so shady.

So Courtney's like, I know how you feel. It's very frustrating. You need to say something. And if not that, do a very, very awkward twerk. And so Natasha puts on like big old nipples as part of her content. Constantly learn anything from yesterday. What happened yesterday? And so Natasha puts on like big old nipples as part of her content. Constantly learn anything from yesterday. What happened yesterday?

She served a dildo and no one, no one liked it. So now she's like, I'm gonna have nipples out. Well, hopefully she's not gonna try and get them to do shots out of them. Yeah. But she comes out with giant nipples. You're not reading the proper thing about Dolly Parton. Could you please show me the Wikipedia article that shows me Dolly Parton is famous for with giant nipples. You're not reading the proper thing about Dolly Parton. Could you please show me the Wikipedia article that shows me Dolly Parton is famous

for having giant nipples? No, you're missing, you're missing the mark, ma'am. Yeah, I just feel like just some basic googling could have really solved so many issues with this party. I don't know why it was so hard for them, but she comes out and now Natasha is back with her crazy cocktail. She's like,

these are called big,s and Bear Ass. Did you say something, Deb? No, it was in a different room. Just checking, Deb. Anyway, Big Bulls and Bear Ass, so take the Big Bulls and Bear Ass. And then Kyle has another separate plate or tray of these bright blue shots and he's like,

all right, so take a shot of this disgusting thing and you're disgusting mouth and then chase it with the big pink one. Yeah, go do that. You get slots. So Courtney is talking to Jason. He's cleaning and she's like, well, Jason, I think I finished just already. He's like, well, it wasn't done because I just got a lot of shit off it. She's like, whatever. And agreed that that was rid of him, but if it was reverse, she'd be like, I have to do this again, because Jason, old stupid man, can't work a shami. Maybe he's done with old age and can't hold onto a shami anymore. Well, the difference

is that I'm not sure that I trust Jason's judgment about whether something is done, because he seems like not be very good at anything to be honest. Well, it's because he got bitched out by storm. When storm was like, you know, we did this, I know we already did this, but we just left again, so it needs it again. And so now he's doing it again and that Courtney's bitching and him for doing it again. So, hmm. Jesus Christ.

Yeah. So, if that one fucking rail on the boat is that one rail that's by the water that keeps getting smashed. Yeah, that one rail. Like they, like, it's like they say in a Miami bathroom, that one rail. So, all you in Paris, I made a cocaine joke. Ha ha duck at Ozzy, the heartic.

And then he's basically like, I'm gonna talk with him after this charter. So then the girls are like, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. And Kyle's like, oh my God, he scores giggling. It's the driving me up the wall. I definitely enjoy the older generation. Yeah.

And Natalia was like, I think today is not your day coil. And he's like, this trip has not been my day. Because guess what? None of them are named Frank. So Chef and Tasha are getting the cake, while he's getting the cake, she's in there. And she's like, Dave, have you got the knife to serve this in there and she's like, Dave have you got the knife to serve this potato with? It's okay actually. It's a potato Dave, come here let me pat you on the head. Alright you got a big shot for taking off then.

It's a cake. Did I just take the Dave? How could you to catch ketchup? Dave that's not ketchup. That's a watermelon. But it has a cap. That's just the watermelon. He did I don't know if I can hold on anymore I do did you say something? No, so the chef Is something. No. So the chef is got the birthday cake. He's like, it's a birthday, right? So let's see, it's for Rora and Monique. All right. Z, he's gonna strip for them. He's like, no more stripping. Please. No more stripping. Can't you see, I'm already in a pre state of disappointment about not being lead decant. So now there's like one of the girls is doing her guy

for your even impersonation. And then they the whole group goes out to sing happy birthday. When the tallie will be thinking it she's like happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, I tell you. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. Okay, now the mom's like, okay, I'm sorry I have to use my phone because I need a picture of this. Oh my gosh, I need a picture of this.

Shout is so scary. Is this an orange shot? Did you take a class to learn this? That's a matter of fact, I did. Thank you for noticing. Kyle's walking around the table like a, like a Dyner waitress at 3 a.m You know, it's like it's like he's like the diner waitress holding that the pot of coffee being like who wants a refill

I've been with that diner waitress at 3 a.m. I used to work the graveyard shift at the Empire diner. Oh Well, my god Lord Ten years. I'm still learning new jobs that you've had Kill me. Ten years. Ten years I'm still learning new jobs that you've had. I haven't told you that. Oh my god. Hell.

It was hell. If I ever die and go to hell, that's where I'm going. The Empire fucking diner graveyard shift. Where was the Empire diner in New York City? Yeah, in New York. Um, okay. So happy birthday, son. Orange drinks, Tauya's storm.

Okay. So Tauya's talking to Storm. She's like, what's going on? What's I seen? And he's like, well, he was read to court me. And I will not stand for it. What was your read to court me? And he's like, because, you know, he needs to learn to respect our team members.

And the way that court needs to treat me, I mean court me, what a proactive girl. Hey, you better watch your length, but I'll kill that bitch into you. I'll kill her first, right in front of you. Cut out a throat and put it on my coniclist. See, I have to look at it before I kill you. Before they call me Flirty Nadi, they call me

Psychotic Addy Nadi. It was a stretch, but it worked. Chokey Pokey. That was from the moment you're high. Homicidal, bridal. Kill a K. That was a simpler one. You know, you can come up with something smarter than that. So every day they did, they came up with a new name. Sometimes the nicknames didn't really work, they just had two different birds. It's a lot of Samantha. I thought that was too long, you know, they could have used a work. Yeah, murderous, coniferous. That was interesting, but I don't really describe myself as a

coniferous tree, but I'll tell you it. I guess they would be a commentary because there's a flight like a coniferous tree trunk. So he's like, well, I'm going to have on Terry because there's a flight like a good infrastructure drunk. So he's like, well, I'm going to have a talk with him and I'm going to say, you need to make a change. So you need to make the decision right now. So he makes the decision. Yours boss. All right. He should have been gone three weeks ago.

Sorry. Sorry. So now everyone has the bad and Natalia goes into storm's bed and then she's like, falls out of it. And then Kyle is like shaking your cocktail upstairs. He's like, he's so unhappy because there's no one gay up there. Or there's just no man in general. And it's like so much is so funny. He's like, all right, we'll show this one's got cranberry, pineapple, lime,

berry. What do you hate them? Natasha's the one making you do this. Yeah, but on top of that, they're being slow because the girls are like, where are they? They keep on saying, where are they? And they're coming up, bringing, Kyle's bringing these like sad shots and then cars like I'm just distracted and Natasha's like with Frank he's like oh nvon I made it ever feel interesting loads and now I love and she's like do you think you over thinking it now and Dave is just like watching them from a window he He's like, he's like, they're wondering they finished all it. They were always talking all the time. Did you say something Davin's on there?

Yeah, and Kyle's like, you know, Charles, thank you for never telling me to shut up. You never say, shut up, good to you work. You know, when it strikes you a good leader, and all sent to you at my bank account number, because I literally just believe smoke up your ass or literally and I like when he took a trade to the girls of shots. He's like all right got some shots for you and my girl goes look there's one left over for and he goes thingy yeah I guess that's in what's off a condescending like face. Oh my god. We need to do that. That was hilarious

Like bail bail it. You know what I just tried to just try to pretend they're frank So yeah, he's just like the fact that he's then telling Natasha. It just shows what a good leader you are He's like so blatantly just kissing her ass and everything. So they just want more shots. And he's like, fuck me. They want people to rise into key lives. And Natasha's like, we have to prioritize the gifts over a shit to pantry. Like, or one of you guys who cleaned the pantry and the other one could serve the guests. Yeah. They were better below deck. We've ever seen And they were requests of drunk friendly food and Natasha said, does Natasha say like white clothes? Yeah, she does say that.

I thought that was so well. I was like, that's not quite food. That's not a food. Okay. So then they have to make French fries and they're all upset about it. She's like, Oh, you know what? There's nowhere making waking up there for their set hostages or something. And he's like, you are testing me. All right, just to see. She's like, do it. It'll be good for you. He's like,

full ride. Yeah. Girl. Don't forget that in the middle of this, Kyle is also trying to face time Frank and couldn't get through. So he's particularly upset. And it's also further evidence that he could have been cleaning that pantry. So now it's like 4 a.m. and yeah, like you said, he's mad. Now it's 4.43 a.m. which sucks. And they're bringing up the snacks that they've been making.

And now at 5.17 a.m. Natasha finally goes to bed. And then at 5.47, the girls go to bed. I mean, at this point, the girls would have definitely earned my anger and frustration for sure, but mainly because they would have kept me up so late. Um, he just leaves all the dirty plates out. He's just like, okay, he takes him to the kitchen and just leaves something.

Like, what was he doing? Like, when they were drinking, like, what were they doing? You know, like, what else were they doing? You know, like what else were they doing it? I, yeah, he's terrible fire. I mean, I fire him every episode officially. You're fired. I would have fired you three times in this episode, but you're like, I would have the, I would wait

Courtney's ass up and be like, Hey, you want to show off your tender skills? Take Kyle to shore. Okay. Okay. So it's 715 in the morning, like basically, like a 90 minutes later, Natalia comes up and she sees the pantry and it's like does that. So she's like, oh my god, the floor is like, keep buying. So there's like flies buzzing in the pantry and everywhere and it's just like a mess. It's really, really bad. So she's doing the dishes and everything and the chef is chasing around flies in the kitchen because it's fucking filthy.

Why don't you speak to me fly? Why won't you speak to me? I just want to talk. Why are you talking to the Humman bird Dave? It's a fly. Why is it Humman Dave? Dave, do you need help? So Talia is like see, happy birthday. She's like fake lifts up her shirt. And then we get a Z chapter. He's like, In university, we would have a Z week. And then, as time went on, it became international Z week.

And then eventually, it came to activities every day of that week. So it's kind of progressed. Now it's just one day of Thursday. Like, wow, a great story. Great story, just one day of best day. Like wow, great story. Great story. You had activities. That college really loved you. Is he like the secret coke dealer? Like what? I mean, to give somebody in college their own week for their birthday? Wow. Well, see that guy. He's that guy in the frat who does get that because he's like nice and sort of like harmless

and but you can see sort of shy. So you know people like to be like, it's a week and they get them drunk and stuff and he passes out. You know, he probably wasn't even there for half of the activities. Just like, she's trying to be nicer, I guess. I guess that's the moral of the story. So Natalia's like, she should have really showed you my beeps, she's all like, and Storm's like, all condoned that. And they laugh and laugh, and then she goes in and keeps cleaning everything up herself. And the captain sees her, and the captain comes by and she's like, hey, who's laptop is

this? And she's like, I'm the chief sees, that's you. Just well tell her to keep it in your cabin, okay? And listen, I see you this morning working hard right in a freaking out because I did this I did that I did the floor I did the sink I did the shower I did the chairs I did the table and you know Josh and Kyle were up to 3.30 a.m. together and but you know what I've never been on a boat like that where people can just party all night long by the the way, my eyes are up here.

All right, my eyes are up here. Bring your eyes up. No, I just, I sort of have a thing for girls with flat chests, okay? Flat in that. The captain's like, yeah, that's not right. She's like, yeah, and I feel like she's not managing a schedule properly, and I feel like I don't want to get

teamed up on to say something about it, you know? So I'll figure if I tail tail and then you make it really obvious that our tail tailed things would be fixed. Yeah, as soon as you did that, I was like, this is not going to be good, going over Natasha to the captain. At the same time, I completely empathize with her. She was, I mean, like, I would be so frustrated. I just know it would take one little thing for that damn to come bursting open. I wish I could say I'd be above doing that and be like, oh, I won't say anything. But if I was really, really, really, really frustrated,

I'm sure I would have told literally anyone who walked by all my life. Well technically you're supposed to. You're supposed to talk to your manager and not tell your boss what to do. But I don't know. She's got to be frustrated because Captain Sandy is usually all over it, you know.

She's like, wait a minute, why aren't the water toys out? Why isn't the table have fireworks on it? Why isn't this? Why doesn't that? Why doesn't that? No, no, no, no. She's usually up everything. But she's like blinded to Kyle and Natasha. Like she's completely blind to them acting like fools the whole time. So meanwhile Natasha's getting a text from her boyfriend. You're weaker than I thought and you need to sit down and think if you can slash want to repair the

mess because it's repairable but it needs a fucking lot of work. Does it need a course then? Yes, we could take a course but we need work just metaphorical work, but like a course work. Trying to try to save this relationship and you just want to take more courses, don't you? Yes, please. How are you two at this place? You haven't even seen each other. Like what the fuck are you even fighting about? You just got back together. How could you possibly already, how could she already have fucked up this badly? I know. Seriously. So now Sandy is in the pantry. And the pantry is actually how legitimate does that.

So it is actually shocking. It is so dirty and so disorganized. Like that was not just like one day. That was the accumulation of some stuff. And she's like, oh, this is not good. Where is she? Where is she, Dave? Do you know where she is? Uh, in my

heart. Oh, okay, Dave. Okay, you can get back to Frost and that potato. Okay. Wait a minute. She got to get things working. I hear this is driving me insane Natasha. Natasha. This is the stuff that drives me crazy. Okay. Look at that. There's a spot there on the floor. It's been there. Okay. I saw this spot two days ago. It's not a flow to swimming pool. Don't try that crap with me. Okay. Did you say something? I've been sitting a bit. You're down darn sure I said something clean that scene. So she goes, and that's all she does. She goes, she walks away. So now Natalia is serving the girl. the girls are gonna go on some jet skis and stuff and Natalia goes up to Natasha It says something's bolder in my and she's like hit me because everyone else has

So Natalia's like yeah, we all know this can't be a thing. And she goes, yeah, I know, I know. Last night I was like, I got to get up so I went to bed. She's like, wait, this is from the first day. All right, you've got a meaning. It's going to be clean or ball for breakfast because I can't do it all. So if you can't clean, you've got a ball for breakfast.

All right, you know, storms not the only one who needs to be pulled in the morning. Breakfast also does. So long, it's a lot of meandling here. And I just like, but if you want to do service, I'll go clean now. It's fine. You're not taking what I'm saying and listening to it. No, it's fine. If you want to do you do what you want just let me do the horrible things It's fine. How does her I don't deserve the job Doing the job that I was out to do I should I'll just clean up You're taking what I said you've been dramatic about about it? Like the famous actress, Dolly Parton. All right, and I'm just saying. So I'm not being dramatic, I'm just saying.

If you've got enough, stab me through the heart where if you can't take me anymore. I'm just saying that, rather like myself, I'm far and through myself into a volcano. And do a service this morning, so you do the service, I'm not being dramatic. I'm saying the boat needs to be cleaned, a breakfast needs to be pulled. Alright, it's a mess. Alright, here's what you got. You don't have a mess at the chop. You've got a mess from the chop

all the way down to the bottom of the boat. Alright? The way in the tally I speak into me, it's not respectful. It's like, do you realise the amount of actual hours I've been putting in to talk to Kyle just to make sure the guests have everything and that Kyle has all the the chatter he needs about Frank. Okay. I think the entire wants to be the chiefs do and she tries to make me look bad to look better. But that's okay. I'll just do the laundry. So then Kyle and Natasha get into bed and start talking. Well, way to take that order, lady.

So they get in bed, say, I just had the worst morning. Sandy started screaming at me and it told you it was like, Kyle needs to stay up and clean the belt up for breakfast She was like it's just bad management and then she called me fat and stabbed me in the eyeball Screamed out the stairs Oh, and then she kicked his potato that he just finished frosting I'm like, even Jack with my don't even get with the main Like you set off By the way Sandy did not scream in Natasha.

She's like, no. Sondascream.net. Like we've seen Sandy scream. This was Sandy's thing. Hey, this is the sort of thing that annoys me a little bit. Now do you want a hug before or you want a hug after you clean it? Okay, because you're going to get a hug no matter what. She screamed at me.

She was full on scream and got. And then Natalia told her to her face so she did Taddle Tail but she also did voice her frustration right so I give her credit for that so then Tosh and the chef were blowing up balloons and this is funny watching them stand together because every time they're in together I'm like oh is he okay? What's she making him think right now? It's another remains of the day moment.

We're all the things that are unspoken, remain unspoken, and instead they just blow balloons together. Like, you do quite a good job with that balloon. Thanks Dave. Your balloons quite leveled too. Thank you. I think quite a bit of you. I do balloons. As to why? As to why? It's like piano music plays in the background. It like gets nominated for 12 Oscars.

I love how you blow air that hamster butt Dave. What did you mean? So then So then breakfast, the captains like, Deckeru, all water toys on board. We are leaving right after breakfast, okay? Glad you put those water toys in. They spent 10 minutes in the water. Now get them back in right now. You have some serious control issues, lady. This is nuts to make them do that.

That's crazy. I swear, if I ever wind up on a yacht, I'm not, I don't need that. I'm gonna tell the dope with it. Don't put the toys out because I don't even want, I don't want to go on a jet ski. I don't want, well, I, you know, I might want to go on the slide. I do have to admit that I would feel so bad. I actually don't think I would even have the heart to say, could I slide. I look, you know what? I'll just stay on the deck. I'm happy with that. It's fine. I love that. So I love going jet skiing, you know, anything with a motor. Like. I'm happy with that. It's fine. I love that. So I love going jet skiing, you know,

anything with a motor. Like I'm okay with that. I just wouldn't expect them to all be out and waiting for me for like 10 minutes before breakfast to only be put away. That's just nuts. So Z is, you know, telling Jason, we need to put in the jet skis and all that.

And you do the inflatables, get all the inflatables that you can get. And Jason's like, I mean, fine, because you told me to do it. So like, that's what I'm gonna do. I mean, that's all you need to do. Right. Should we make an announcement? He told me to get inflatables. I'm getting inflatables. Wow. Easy, easy, I'm not squeezy, am I right? And Z is like, you know, Jason, he is an asset, but at the same time, when you go hot and curled, how do you manage that? But luckily, I'm easy to get along with. So maybe I can help the team by dealing with Jason, because really, I'll have to say is, Hey, Jason, do you want to participate in this activity for Z week? This activity means putting away inflateables.

Go get him and he'll do it. So then they get some eggspanning and the cows like top of the morning keep team just yeah, yeah So listen you guys got to get organized Okay, and this is my I'm furious whisper. I'm giving you because look at that stain on the floor You see that that has been here two days, okay, and we was longer than the Russian chef lasted Okay, so I want to vomit out of my mouth when I see this, okay? Vomit out, have you ever heard of such a thing? Vomiting out of your mouth. You guys, great on service, but this needs a lot of work.

And the one that's always in the laundry is the one that's always cleaning up, it's not fair. So now Kyle hears that. So Kyle first of all, it doesn't like being in trouble. And then when he hears that Natalia is getting is like being actually praised by the captain, you know this is like this is Defcon for or whatever it's a disaster. So he's like, I don't even know what to say. Like what the fuck is happening? I don't even know. So really everything's fucking terrible. What are you confused about? She literally pointed to shit on the floor that's been there two days. What are you confused about, sir?

And I like that when she said all that. He's like, boom, boom. And she goes, just saying. Like she gives them the just saying. I mean, yeah, it's like, that's like the seawort. Okay. You know what? Like during those times when you're trying to connect to Frank on FaceTime,

you could have literally wiped up that stain. Okay. I'm not saying you could have cleaned the whole pantry in those two minutes, but you could have cleaned the stain on the floor. Yeah, I don't even know what's happening. Well, well, Sandy just woke up for the season. So enjoy.

Enjoy the rest of your stay. Yeah. Yeah, she's activated. So now Kyle goes down to Natasha and he's like, she just came and told me what hit problem was And she says that this entire page we discuss it like the girls who are on this boat with us right now And she says she wants to vomit when she says it and she says Natalia is always the one cleaning it's like oh, okay Okay, non frank

Also, she told you this guys aren't ready. This is not this she told you guys this stuff or this is not new. Okay. Where are you actually going? I think it was her problem is really because Natasha told you well you were giggling in bed. So he's like yeah, when you know what? She's just more verbal about saying she works more than anyone so I have a very fishy suspicion Oh, it's a fish market. It's a fish market at cheer the moment. I'm not just talking about the woo girls Yeah, and it's like the tall yet isn't the five star service you claimed that she is So then Natasha's like oh, you know what? I'm not even gonna go out to that I'm just gonna stay in and fix the puncher

cause I'm a butter. And Carl's like, I'm so with you, I'm a dead ass, I'm dead ass serious, I'm gonna do it. She goes, but what about the napkins? And he's like, yeah, head nipkin rings in depth here. You know, this is not where they go. So that's what I'm saying. Neutral, yeah, the five star service, everyone.

Thanks. So they'll basically saying like, oh, she says she does the cleaning, but she cleans wrong. Is that what they're saying? Yes. Like I suppose she cleans. She just didn't organize the napkin rings properly. Well, maybe she has to.

Maybe because she's like has to do so much that things get like, she has to be like, I don't have time to put these rings where they have to be I'll just put them here for now, you know, all right And she's not in service. They were put away They just weren't put where they like them to be put Yeah, so crazy so Kyle and Natalia and she's like in the hallway flirting with Stormy because kept you through until you under the boss And how interior's absolutely a bomb show. She wants to vomit! And the only person who ever cleans it is you.

If I'm spending more time with the guests, how am I supposed to clean it up? How can I clean a floor when Frank is still on this boat in my fantasies? These eight freaking crew members, and you don't understand how many times in here is keeping Boston Ace! Alright, with Natalia, and I think we should pinpoint the problem because I'm not going to get tonight I'm staying in and I'm spring cleaning so if that's what you want then that's what you'll get don't tell me I'm a JDP She didn't tell you here. What the fuck dude? Yeah, I'm so weird go away and I like that she just looks at him like what?

I know also it shouldn't take a whole night to clean the pantry. It just add, give yourself an extra 25 minutes today, when you're doing all your other cleaning, I clean the pantry. So she's like, yeah, well, I am a snitch. And I told her I was going to knock someone because I was about to knock someone out. That's why I told her, and they needed it. And I'm not going to apologize because enough is enough. You know what else is enough?

8. And this thing. Alright. So good for you. I am a channel tell and I'm proud of it. Fuck those two. Yeah. That's kind of her vibe.

She's like, well, fuck it. So now the guess all pack and you know, because they're going to be departing and they leave. They're, I guess they, yeah, they leave, right? So they, I don't know. But I said silence between stews. So yeah, it's some time to go and the, everyone's getting packed and the mom's like, you know, I've actually started doing makeup tutorials to figure out how to do makeup.

Look, wow. Love your arc. Love your arc. So then Natasha's cleaning in the galley with the stews and she's she tells us the one thing I cannot spend is a smidge. Well, I'm sure you're the one cheating on people. So I'm sure you do it. And Carlos, you bitch. You know what? And Carlos, you bitch, you know what? That's it. Oh. And then Zee doesn't tell us what.

He just says, you know what? And then that's it. I just wrote, fuck off dude. That's my last thing for that scene. So then Zee emerges with like a bunch of people's luggage. He's like carrying like six different bags. And saying he's like, where are you? Show off.

It's like, well, yes. Luggage carrying was a pretty landmark activity for Zee Week. So, it's Thursdays. Everyone really enjoyed it. And it wouldn't have been funny every day, it's just another day they're making Zee do something for them. I'm calling it as birthday day. Yeah, calling it a Z-Activity. Today's Zee cleans the front house, day.

Zee Week. today's Z cleans the front house day. Z week. Z. So, guess we'll swap out the skunked Keg of beer. Z week. We'll start easy for Monday. Okay, Monday of Z week cleaning out limp traps. Okay. It was a real party over there.

I loved it. But so why are they all leaving on the tender again? I think not windy, is it? Sandy's just afraid to hit the dolphins again. Maybe. I don't know why that is. Every day she's going to be like, we've got about 20 minutes of wind coming. I guess we're going to have to do a tender pickup.

I know. I don't know. That's a good question. You know, my theory, I have a theory, which is that it probably was too windy or choppy to go into the port earlier in the day. And if they left now, then the guests would have been on the boat for too long because they have like, I think probably pretty rigid exit times. Like I don't think they're allowed to stay after a certain time. And so my theory was that they couldn't get in support earlier on the day So then

Shelby's like oh my god you guys. Thank you for making us feel at Dot dot home Come sorry for saying the dot dot dot. I just memorized that Make it so fitting that's okay But it's been a whole season of me saying welcome to your new home And I've been yet I've been yet to receive a yes and from the guest and you finally just gave me one. Thank you Thank you for coming back to me if you ever come back here Please say making us feel at home on motor hot your home Okay, so this is a brand new thing just branding note just sort of thing

Just you know, it's just consistency is what we go for where there are puns. And Carl gives him a dirty look as they walk. They're like, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will. And he's like, die, die, just die, alright? Alright, let me go to the pop-all I set and die. Just die, you misplaced mech in rings. So, hey, hey Natasha, you're gonna come tack to me up in the wheelhouse real quick and so Natasha's like And Kyle goes it's just another chase to see how strong you are just I am strong

Can't you tell how strong I am by the way? I say I'm strong Bloop I can't take it anymore. Give me your phone. Get to Captain Sandy. So she goes up and Natalia runs to Courtney. She's like, she is going down. She just got called into the bridge. It's crazy. Well, guess what? I'm going out tonight. I don't care. And that's the end of the low dick Mediterranean. So it's finally happening the fight at long last, the riff between Kyle and Natalia as predicted. Oh, oh, yeah, 100% like as an applesense. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Like 100% team Natalia.

She's been working so hard. Okay, from what we can see. So totally team Natalia. Yeah, me too. Okay, everybody. Well, thank you very much for being with us. All right. We hope you have a good day. And guess what? If you stay at home and start to clean the pantries, sit, comment and have fun. That's your own choice, right? Yeah, everyone. Thanks for listening. And we'll catch you on the next episode with real girlfriends in Paris, everyone, thanks for listening and we'll catch you on the next episode with real girlfriends in Paris, Bonjour, I'm Overwatch.

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