Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Blights of the Round Table

Episode Date: September 24, 2019

Just when it seems like the charter season is going to end on a peaceful note, Sandy gives Hannah a dread table talk on the latest episode of "Below Deck: Mediterranean." Leave no tchotchke behind!! Meanwhile, Ben canNOT be rushed, and Joao is still sick. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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That's the news. That's the news everybody. And guess what else is news today? We are going to do below dick Mediterranean. Well, that is news. That's news a lotiterranean. Well, ladies, news. That's news a lot. Honey, honey, honey, sweetheart. There's only two episodes left, including this one.

So sad. At No Reunion, No Reunion, which is bullshit, how is that there was no Reunion for Summer House, no Reunion for Southern Charm New Orleans, and now No Reunion for this. What's the deal, Bravo? Well, I think it's because below debt casts tend to just apologize for unions

and everything that happens. Like, remember last time, everyone was like, Hannah, you're a bitch. And she's like, well, you're right. And I'd like to apologize. Honolary. Honolary. That's true.

They are very polite because they're still technically professionals who could be hired on other yacht crews. So yeah, but still but no excuse for no summer house reunion. This was such a good season. How do we not have like how did Bravo not give us just some extra time with just like page and Hannah just being like um Carl's a real dick and um I'm wearing a really cute outfit. So thanks Indy. Thanks. Well, man, I have a question for you. Why are we still talking about season three? Mm. Summer house is over. Sorry, I just, you know, I have these feelings that just stay

with me all year long. What can I say? God, tell me about it. You know what I suggest? Eating them. They're delicious. That is a great, great, great thing. You know what really helped me get through some of my feelings

was the fact that I actually watched hustlers on Friday and Mercedes rules in it. How about that? Oh, wow. I love her. Yeah. Isn't that fun? Yeah, I fucking love Mercedes rule. Mary to medicine. I mean, Mary to medicine. Mary to the mob, which actually should be another bravo show. There, I just gave you something. I know there you had brab mob wives on VH1, but guess what? It's a different era.

What if we tuned in for the Summer house reunion and it was just Mercedes rules sitting in a chair answering questions from Andy Cohen? Well, you know what? My summer was very lovely. I don't know who Carl is, but I had a great time Andy. Next question. So we open in guess where our favorite aunt, aunt Tibi. Oh, aunt Tibi. I love Antibi. And it's a very dramatic emphasis. It's not gonna work Okay, so to our returns from the hospital in the middle of the night his white jeans and just goes to bed as everyone else sleeps Yeah, it was this very scary shot of him returning to the boat It was almost like one of those scary film wars where there's a motel and it's raining in the middle of the night And someone knocks on the door and needs a room and then they get raining in the building night and someone knocks on the door

and needs a room and then they get sat in the shower. I'm talking about psycho. It's like psycho. Yeah, it's basically just psycho starring Jawa. I'm on the run, I have some money and I'm gonna take a shower and surely no one will stab me. We take showers with water hoses and balls of soap that we find in the trash. So, it's a storm. And then the next morning someone's alarm goes off and it's that groovy alarm. Is that...

Who has that one? Who did that? Which one of you? I feel like it's like Aisha. I love it! My music is grimy! What a great, prolonged sound I love it! Hallelujah, jack-and-up on the hat's sakes! It was definitely worth the wait! He's packing! I'm pleased with the merchandise for Yelps And meanwhile we see Hannah in her room just in her bra and she's just like staring she was like giving honey face to the air and then she's like

Damn it. She's like trying to go after her fly like that fly It was basically Casey she was trying to find Casey from last season. Yeah. She doing Bic on here. Is that why throwing up Hannah really is nice because she could normally kill flies with her honey eyes. Yeah. Those flies just fall over dead. They're like, I give up. I give up. You kill more flies with a honey face than vinegar. Then we get a really lovely shot of a bedroom camera where Ben is trying to pack his junk. You know, he's like, his hands are down his pants. He's just like trying to position his balls right. It was like, well, thanks. Thanks guys. I feel bad

for him. I got stuck in that. The fly is like, I'm just gonna fly around this area. It should be safe. Oh no. Oh god. It's a rip tide. That's where the fly came from. It's Ben's pants. That's why Hannah was like, I have to kill this fly before it multiplies. Yeah, and of course it goes straight from his balls to Hannah's nose. It's like, oh, I'm timid. So Hannah and Aisha are hugging in the galley and Aisha's like, I didn't sleep much, we're born 19 times.

We had to spread some our teenies and we had nappa teeth and I had dick lots of dick And then just when I was getting ready to go to sleep I was like is my penis just as long as it used to be So I stuck my finger up. It's hard to wash my finger afterwards There's someone else in this episode who needs to watch their finger but we'll get to that Did you notice that whilst you're talking about how she bombed on my Hannah just stood there giving her really intense, honey eyes? I don't think I noticed it because I think I'm so used to the honey eyes. You know, they were like a pulsing squint just like, well, I'm trying not to get jealous that you're getting so much sex. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, side giving level 10 honey eyes. Totally. So the captain checks on Chihuahuaal in bed. And she's like, what did he say? Did he, uh, prescribed you hugs? Cause I got some here. I got

some, but I need to see a prescription. Okay. Yeah. He's like, well, I have a virus or, as they say in Zimbabwe, a sickness that has caused by a microorganism. But it's fine. I have a hundred and seven fever, but I'm ready to get back to work. I'm ready to get back to work. She's like, no, no, I'll be the one to decide that you just sit here and eat your brains, you know, and I want to quarantine you away from everyone. Okay. We're going to let the women have a day of peace for once. Okay. Well, I just hope that I can stay down here and not get even Sikka with girls around me who are acting like sluts or

cockjugglers, okay? Thank you. So, you know, even just like, like, ah, here exhausts. No, no, because even thinking about as a wild being sick is making me feel sick. You ever have that happen? Like I'm getting nauseous now. I have like, I am so like, I am such a hyper contract that I feel like I contracted his illness through the TV.

So Travis is taking over today for a while. And he's like, all of the work is to be seen before. All I know,ades more than him. That's cute. So then for the provisions arrive at the book. Because I was hoping that this meant, you know, typically on Bravo, someone says something like that. And it's like, boom, they're completely incompetent and the boat crashes

on the last journey. So the provisions arrive and Anastasia tells Ben, Provisants are here darling and he goes, all day! Should I kiss if you'd like to help us? And he gets so mad at her. So mad. And he comes in and he's like, it was all stupid as please, to not tell me what to do ever again. Please. And he goes,

which one, honey? The last important one that told me to go how about with provisions. I'm like the less important one who's been helping you for the past three charters. That one. Yeah. Okay. The one that has been avoiding all of her own duties so that she could help you fucking cook because you can't do it alone. That one? Yeah. That one, Ben. That one. He's like, well, she tell Captain Sadney while she's on it. And then we just, the music stops and I, Aisha drops like rolls of toilet paper down the stairs. Yeah.

Um, oh, gravity. So then the thing is that like the weather is really bad and they have to go to Monaco to pick up their next guess. So they're going to have to like zip out of Antibi and So Sandy is getting everyone to you know, everyone has to tie down the chairs and everything for this little ocean passage or Mediterranean Sea passage So Sandy is like where they're in the med is always unpredictable But this time of year more so because winter is coming. That's right. We actually have some white walkers as our next charters

It's really very exciting Very exciting treat them well. Don't touch them. Don't look them in the eye. Our servers has to be top notch Sikhanna you got your tables. Gave's up and ready Ta-da all captain Sandy told all well. This is gonna slide all over the place I need you to lock it down Hannah. I was like geez now you're mad at Anna for a storm like come on Okay, Hannah the first rule make sure none of those glass pebbles are made a dragon glass because our guests will not like that at all Winter is coming winter is coming Of the crow told me and so they pull out they pull out watch out of sleeping and it's it's bumpy

You know, so he feels a bump and he just opens his eyes like in them. This never would have happened. He's all mad. And Travis is like, it's all about the passion for yourting. It's all about the patient. Yeah. But the doors are slamming and opening and slamming because it's rough, it's rough. Right. There's out there. Okay. Yeah.

And then anesthesia also has some oranges. She's dealing with some oranges, and Hannah's like, Anastasia, could you please put your oranges away? And Anastasia's like, well, where would you like them? Hannah's like, being inventive, sweetheart. Being inventive, I hope you heard that, sweetheart. That's one step away from me, honey, honey. So, you know, it's called a last day sweet hat.

All right, this one earlier in the charter. That would have been a honi All right, honey That's called it's that you know what sweetheart means sweetheart means open up a cabinet and put the oranges in them It's that simple you dumbass dumb dumb so Travis is talking to Colin and he's like well This should be really easy on the surface. Well, it's up to you because it's your charter now So we'll do whatever you want like well this should be really easy on the surface. Well it's up to you because it's your charter now so we'll do whatever you want. You know Travis has always been fine on the boat,

but off the boat he has problems. I really like Travis, but I'm also scared of his social skills and his effort was here. Ah! Don't be scared. People are nice, you just gotta get some go with them a little bit, be nice and be the good Colin that we really Is gonna be we're proud of you Kylie

So then it is the end of the season because Colin is trying to make up a rap and he's like to wow has a fever and the only cure is Yawning I was like uh-uh someone's that was a touch. That was an SNL parody. Oh Well someone's lost the SNL viewership. Me? Yeah. Who's no longer watches SNL. They're at wins. It's a famous cowbell skip.

So, they're all... They're in this choppy... In the choppy seas, and it's like... Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-d Right by him drinking some like blazing hot tea and apparently it sloshes out of the cheek up and lands in Collins foot or leg He's like oh fucker Kali you know better than to use the f word Next time you guys say that you say fudge out fudge okay? Call it oh I forgot you can't say fudge too loudly Now she's looking to all the pantry

She's real hungry, Kyle real hungry. So I have to go back to this. Joelle has a fever and the only cure is yachting. So what's the SNL sketch? I need to know because now I just proved myself to be stupid and I need to know the reference. There's a very famous skit from about me. It's more cowbell. I remember that but what is it? You know, don't get let's don't get snippy with me because you mess it up So I try to I want you to educate me. I just want to fast forward to the lesson that I need oh

No, because one of the lines that skit is will Ferrell saying I've got a fever. Oh no, it's Christopher walkin He's like I got a fever and the only thing that can cure it is more cowbell. Oh Okay, thanks, man. That's what that is, yeah. I'm like, that's me. I was broke up right now. I know, it was really scary. I was like, sweetheart.

So then, Sandy is navigating through these waves. And we see her up in the, up in her, the wheelhouse. And she goes, here comes the big wave. And then it splashes against the yacht because oh yeah, yeah, oh, oh, that was a good big wave, good big wave. So Anastasia checks on Jouwau. She's like, just checking in, do you want anything? Um, are you hot? He's like, have you seen my Instagram? And by the way, have you seen his Instagram? I haven't seen his Instagram, but I saw a picture of him like in a trench coat covering up his junk. Well, yeah, he's like naked under a trench coat and like some girl is pulling the trench coat open

So you see half his body and his hairy dipples. Yeah Wow, okay, so just to had to put that for all of you who are listening at lunch Yeah, delicious. Yeah, it was almost like the showgirls poster. Yeah, you know, it was exactly the same thing. It was like, it was how they released showgirls in Sim. Yeah. So Ben is comes out and he's like, oh Travis, you want the fenders out, don't you? Wouldn't be a bad idea to put the fenders out.

Yes, I know this because I've been yawning for years. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you just tell the Bosen what to do, chef? I'm sorry. Does that what happened? Oh, yeah, pretty much. Like, I'm sorry. I thought we were not supposed to be talking out of turn here.

Is the boss in higher than the chef? No, but still, I mean, the point is this that like he is perfectly happy offering his own opinion for things. Okay, so like, I mean, admittedly, yes, Anastasia should not have told Ben to get to get provisions out. I'm just saying that Ben is a hypocrite. That's all. Yeah.

Well, you got that right. You got that right, buddy. So the captain's like, can I swing my stern to port? God Travis talking to me. I hate. All right. Just heard from you and it felt great. That felt great. You know what? God. I hate silence. I hate. He said, oh, you were napping. Never mind. That's my favorite kind of silence. Go back to it. I'm just gonna crash the boat. Don't mind because it's worth it for a nap. Hearing Travis call this is destroying me. I can tell he's doing a good job, but I want to be there. Like a good quiet. Wow. Yeah, be quiet.

We finally have an episode where you're, you know, debilitated, just staying bad. Yeah, and you're, and every time I cussed to his room, it just looks like oppressive, because you know, it's so hot in that room, and it's like this dark night cam and you just know it smells like like like combos like old combos and like Yeah, like sweaty combos, you know like when you go to sleep when you're holding like a fistful of combos But you just fall asleep Yes, we've all been there guys James, you know, James, you know, looking good to me, show, Jing Jing Hannah. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or

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Before we started recording, I poured myself apparently an extremely, extremely strong cold brew. And I like, I'm like seeing double right now. So, I've got that high. I got that high. I've got like whatever to wow has, except in like caffeinated version. And I like, I'm like,

Oh, where's that kelp? Okay. So the captain's like, we've been challenged by the weather. All right. You know, the water sports and toowl, and then the last charter, you know, I'm really looking forward to seeing

what you have here guys. And Hannah's like, going to muck this way. Right? This means to get stayin' alone. So I'll work as to be up here, huh, and I? So Ben is telling Hannah and Hannah Steezer, guys, can we release a cracker ball? I really want to start to think about it. I rock on. Has anyone gotten any peppered farm provisions? I would like to make a beautiful cracker basket. It's not really make a cracker basket with some peppered farm. Anyone, do we have wasa? Do we have any wasa crackers? No.

No. Hannah and Aisha are like crackers and like hugging each other. They've got they've so got that last day of school attitude going on where everything's just wonderful because it's almost over. And it's just like, hey, that made me love you even more. The L word is not allowed on this about anymore. Don't let Captain Sandy hear you. You know, you know, she's got that show on the loop down on Netflix. So good show, the L word. If you guys haven't watched it, binge it. It's amazing. She has the L word on loop for many different reasons.

So now it's like, you're come the guests, you're come the guests, and so they all line up. And then everyone lines up, and then you see Sandy go, hi, and then it comes to commercial. Like what will Sandy say next? Will she say hi? How how are you? Or, hi, welcome to the boat. Who knows? You'll have to wait through the commercial. Tum-tum-tum. Oh, what I was going to say is, hi, welcome aboard. Obviously, these aren't the greatest conditions, but we're happy you're here.

So then we go on the boat to her. And Hannah's like, this one guest that is looking mighty fine, but it's not happening Hannah. Oh, bad, Hannah. Slap in the wrist, Hannah. Unless he happens to bomb me a plane ticket from Prague, in which case, real gentleman, real gentleman. Unless you've got a carton of cigarettes

that you're not gonna try and charge me for three months later, run to here, round. So this, yeah. Yeah, so Joao is still sick. We're going on this tour. Hannah has her eye on this guy named Dan. And then for the people like me who really enjoyed Jody Wattley, I hope everyone else realized someone else out there must have heard this because I could have sworn

the B-roll music was a Jody Wattley song. And I was like, are they trolling me right now? Are they actually playing Jody Watley karaoke? Because I could have sworn they were playing Quant Me, don't you want me? You know that song? Want me? Don't you want me to kiss me and hold you tight? Because I could have sworn that was playing. And I was like, this show has gone to the next level. If they are indeed playing Jody Watley, I am forever in debt to this show. Now you know these lines. I don't know what to say to that, Ben. I don't know what to say to that. No, I'm happy for you. I'm happy that you got some Jody Wattley. It's like when I hear music from

Annie everywhere. Is this from Annie? It's like, no, I'm in a ross. This isn't happening. So we know that these are going to be really boring guys because they're saying things like guys. This is gonna be epic Oh good basic these are like the equivalent of a gather sign this group of guys. Yeah, this is gonna be epic I'm surprised I didn't say something like winning winning Noise Okay, so Colin is checking in on Jouao and Ben is asking Anastasia where the guest are because he wants to have a chat with him.

And Hannah's like, well, they're lovely. We're not going to have any problems with them. He's like, don't get to replace it. Love Giver. All right. Don't get to replace it. Darling. Yeah. So he goes Ben goes up to the guest and he's like, wow. Place it love Giver. Alright, let me take a place it darling. Yeah, so he goes, Ben goes up to the guest and he's like,

Well, I want to find out because you all have different preference traits. And I don't think that I know of you simple dance, have a confered with each other because there's not a lot of overlap. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh Who you like snows? And of course one of the ladies is like um, Ralphs, I mean maybe hide it under something so I don't see it. Like just say no, I don't like it. It's about some problem. You fucking weirdo. I like the Hannah goes up to the table and she's like,

Well, hello everybody. He's some salt. And no, she goes, here's some cheese and crackers with a little salt to dip your quail egg in. And they just looked at her like, what is a quail egg? That isn't disgusting. I just love that you just got so mad at the woman for saying, OK, you can hide it because that is actually more,

like, that is more cooperative. I can't think of the right word. Then most other, like, most people would say, now, I don't like snails. And we're like, you know what, try something. You're in France. We normally get mad at them. And here she's like, well, I don't like it. But if you hide it, I'll eat it. And we're like, no, you should just say, I don't like snails. And we'd be like, you know what, try something. You're in France. We'd normally get mad at them. And here she's like, well, I don't like it.

But if you hide it, I'll eat it. And we're like, no, you should just say you don't like it. I like these guys. Yeah. No, they can't. You can never win with me. OK. I'm just mad.

That's why I can't be a referee for any kind of sport, because no one would win. I just like the end it going. You both lose. Everybody go home. Get out. It's like Leslie Nielsen and the naked gun when he has to be up at that baseball game. I rented it if you haven't seen it because it's a funny movie. So,

yeah. So then Anastasia is like, hey, Asha, when this is all over, let's go to a day spot. And then Asha is like, let's do it. Anastasia is like, you're going to get laid. Maybe even Colin can get laid. to a thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Is there an incoming plane I can't tell? Yeah. Oh man, rib-o. I wrote that old man, rib-o. Old man, he's show. Oh man. So, um, I write down, um, this is the show. We always write this.

We always say this every time we recap the show, we write down notes for the stupidest things. I wrote down guest want beers. I'm like, so then get the next thing that happens is the guest want beers. I mean, what sort of guest wants beers? Am I right, Ronnie? Come on now. Like, why did I write that down?

Yeah, I wrote it. I wrote the guest house calling for beer. So Hannah's like, or girls, girls, girls, interstature, interstature, Hannah, inter, um, or girls girls girls in stature and stature in the stature Hannah, in a stature and stature and a stature and a stature and a stature and a stature and a stature and a stature and a stature and a stature and a stature and a stature and a stature and a stature and a stature and a

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I miss you, Hannah, Hannah, Colin, Hannah, Hannah, Colin. And which point is here, the echoes from across the sea. We're just friends. We're just friends. We're just friends. What a nice guy. from across the sea. What a nice guy. Like my brother. So Sandy over here is calling for all the stews and she starts to get mad.

So she like, she basically goes and tells Hannah like, hey Hannah, the guests want some beers, you know Hey, how about this why don't you tell the guys to keep an eye on the guests and hands like well I did honey Oh, yeah, hey Colin did you tell you to keep an eye on the guests and go no, but I mean I was with them anyway I was working on sort of workshopping a wrap with them. I don't know. It was fine. Hey Hannah Don't ever lie to me. Don't lie to me. Don't ever lie to me. Don't ever lie to me. It's like, geez, the captain is just like, wait a minute,

I went through a season of getting along with Hannah. I will not look weak after last season. She's like last season revenge still. I get over it, lady. So she's all pissed off and Hannah's like, I wasn't lying. I did say it's gonna be busy, so maybe it would be good if you help that a little bit. And she's like, um, no, Hannah, that's not what I meant. Okay. That's not what I meant. Geez. She's like, specifically, you need to ask them specifically to help you. And Hannah's

like, okay, then she goes, Hannah's been doing a great job this season, but she thinks she's best friends with the stews. And so they don't think they have to do their jobs. And that's the problem. No, it's not really actually the problem. It hasn't been a problem until a certain someone named Ben, who happens to be saying the exact same thing you are, said it, right? Does anything really bad happened yet? That's true.

I mean, Hannah was doing a great job until Ben showed up and then all of a sudden, like, the vibe against Hannah has changed. So, yeah, that is a good point. Yeah, although to be fair, I can't talk with each other and he's like, oh, yeah, they're all friends. Well, how can you have a belt run when everyone's friends with each other? Hmm. I don't understand that.

But then meanwhile, we cut to Hannah, like sticking her finger into Asia's ear and it's like, oh, that feels good. That feels good. And Ben's just like watching from the galley, like, I don't understand that. I mean, Ben is the one who fucked somebody in the interior. So, like, he fucked one of the- Didn't he fuck that girl the last season he was on here? No, not rabbit, the one before that.

Maybe it was the season before that. He has sex with that employee on the couch. Didn't he? It's just all in my mind. He had sex with that employee on the couch. Didn't he? Is this all in my mind? No, I think that did happen. I just can't remember. Was that on below regular below deck when that happened? Yeah, he's from regular below deck.

Right? No way. He's from below deck. Well, he did. No, Ben started on below deck. And then he was on the first season of below deck, met. He was sort of like the, he helped crossover.

He helped the spin off. Basically back when there was that other captain Mark, who was like, all right, the farmers insurance dude. Yeah. He's, and he was all tired. He's like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. He was like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna bring some discipline around here sometime.

So Aisha's getting her earwiggles by Hannah and it's like, oh, everything's just so amazing for you, isn't it? It's like a bloody old change. She's like, yes, my life is like one long gogasm. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. I just came right now. Mm, mm, mm, mm. So Vince's getting more and more mad.

So then Hannah and Aisha are talking outside and Hannah's swiping on her phone. And she's like, this is what I want to do for the Getsby Polly. What do you think of it? I'm spending all my time on these parties. It's going to impress the guests and the captain. It's a good luck with that. Captain Sandy going to get you today. So then, Carl and Gose checking on Jouaou and Jouaou

was like, is this room hot? Or I mean, when I say hot, I mean, Zimhot or American hot? What do you think? Can't I be like, whoa, it's like a million degrees in here. Oh, I'm cold. Like, I'm freezing under this blanket. So I was trying to masturbate to the image of Brooke,

my girlfriend, who dumped me, but even I couldn't get it up because I'm too under this blanket. I was trying to masturbate the image of Brooke my girlfriend who dumped me But even I couldn't get it up because I'm too hot right now And Colin's gonna go sleep in a guest room because you know Colin and can stay around those germs and I don't blame him, you know I think Colin's like allergic to vanilla flavoring, you know like Colin is Colin is sleeping in his own room So then these guys the guests are talking and I'm like well, bro Is it like that in New York to that's a state law because lack of commission W2 in his own room. So then these guys, the guests are talking and they're like, well, bro, is it like that in New York too? That's a state law because lack of commission W2. I mean,

taxes, you know, five commission commission WK K5, one, one. Yeah. That's what I say. You know what I say about it? Decimal poets. Well, one of the guys, one of the guys was saying, only in New York and only California, New York and New Jersey lose, but everyone else makes money and they're actually gonna spend it. They're gonna get more back. I'm like, I don't know exactly what you're talking about, but it sounds a lot like you're trying to defend

the new tax law, and I will not stand for that because I don't know anyone who's not been fucked over by those new tax laws. Every single person's been fucked over. So sir, if that is what you're standing for, fuck you, if it's not Then it was a lovely conversation that you're probably having I'm just like numbers numbers decimals decimals was like

I don't know. Yeah, I can't pay. Yeah, there was yeah, yeah, the guy's like wait until next April Randy whenever all the Commission W2's like me have to file their taxes So I think they were talking about the tax code I think that Randy was Defending it somehow the one person in America who I guess likes the new taxes and this guy was being like no You're gonna get fucked because people who are on W2's all got totally fucked this year. Oh Well, geez. Okay. Well this this still stands. They're boring. They're really really boring like you're on a yacht And that's what you're talking about or as Asia would say these kids are Yes, what's the most boring thing in the world and then it cuts to a guy going I went to Willie Nelson's concert when I was in college Cuz factor going I don't know but they're more boring than that.

So then by the way, the producers keep cutting to Jouwau in bed. They'll just have a random shot. People will be talking about something. And they just cut to Jouwau in the night vision view of his bed. And he's always propped up on one one elbow like he's about to get out of bed but not quite I'm like yeah why do we have to keep Zangio out in the state can we just like pretend he's not there because I'm getting sick off of him I am yeah I know I'm going to get up a time to seek so traveling calling or talking outside

and calling it's like oh my god what if I Oh jeez, have you ever had cinnamon in your coffee? Almost died! And Travis is like, after we're done working, bro, you can come sleep in my bed. We'll have a big joint sleep over. And Colin calls her reaction. He's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the big kids want me to stay over. Is that cool? Yes, go have some fun. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha say, I don't know if you saw this, there was also a random shot because there was like a lot of stuff happening right here.

And there was this random shot of Sandy, like picking at some food in the crew mess. Did you see this? She's just down there eating some food. And there were a bunch of pizza boxes nearby because obviously they just ordered pizza for the crew. And the pizza box said, pizza system casino. I'm like, I don't know what sort of pizza place that was the pizza system casino They have a pretty good feeling that was probably the worst pizza in all the world Yeah, probably I like and casino. Yeah So the table set up so Anna stage is like let's get funky with that

I wonder why the pants off captain sanny. I mean this is gonna be perfect Oh, and I wrote cut to captain eating donuts That's what what yeah, that's right next to the pizza system. Oh, yeah, we got some great slices from pizza system I love that that's what we're looking at. I'm like donuts. Oh Yeah, and I like that I could be so soft. I like that. I can be also be so snobby about pizza That's literally 20 miles away from the Italian border I'm like they don't know how to make pizza over there I think you're probably right cuz we're used to like a mercon pizza

We're like what the heck? I just I just don't understand how the words pizza system casino all are on the same box Like listen real estate's expensive there there. You have to get everything in there. It's like pizza. What was it? Pizza? System Casino.

It's like pizza. System Casino Accounting. It's like wait a minute. It's like- Like I just don't understand. I don't understand- What is a pizza system? Or a system Casino?

Or a pizza Casino? I don't know. I don't get it. I don't know, but it sounds delicious actually. I mean, I'm not going to treat. I'm not going to lie. I think I was just mad. I was mad at myself because I want to pizza. I'm not even making me want pizza. You bastard. I want pizza so badly. So Anna stage is like, God, I really need to make this table perfect mother because I don't want her coming down on poor Hannah because of the table decor. So the captain sees her So that's what I'm talking about. Great work. Thank

you really. That is for hug service right there. Great job. You know, you know what would make this better? A big wave. Oh yeah. There it is. Oh God. God. That was a wave. Oh, I wish we had the banana out in the water for that wave. Oh, cause then I kind of love that banana. So Colin is talking to Aisha. He's like, well, I guess I'm gonna sleep in the mess all. Ah, I don't mind sleeping with Jack if you happen all room. He's like, well, how about I sleep with Jack?

And they're, oh, come on. So now the guests are coming upstairs and they're dressed for great Gatsby. And there's one guy who's wearing like a, excuse me, Colfie Bib. I don't know how you call that sort of hat, like a white, like a really flat sort of brimmed hat. And Asha and like a striped blazer.

So Asha's like, eh, you look like the goal of Mary Poppins who dances with the penguins. Eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Oh So it's like K-Pas K-Pas where the K-Pas where the K-Pas how can I not find K-Pas in here? 10,000 spoons and all you need is serving tweezers What the hell is everything fuck everything that's a sardass fault Isn't that coincidental? Don't you think? It's like 10,000 spoons. Well, you need to get bloody serving tweezers It's meeting the man of your dreams

Putting your finger in his ear too friendly no So he's like I'm throwing the book at that with this one. I'm giving the lady a snail and she says she's often like it But she'll be that she'll be like what time I went on a private yaw then south of France The chef gave me a snail I still can tie it starts gonna be a my side. A young lady turns 32 she won the lottery and went on a yacht she spent a whole damn life not having a snail and then the day she ate one the yacht sank and we all died. He's my dionic. Oh, good.

I really want to spend the rest of the episode. I'm just wondering right now it has been unleashed by me. I unleashed myself and I'm doing them. I don't care. So funny. So the snails are served and and it's like look look here. This snails with pizza crust It's like what the hell? There's a lot of pizza crust this episode. I think we now know why that pizza system casino box was there That's like I'm gonna make it the fancy shit ever. I'm taking crust of that pizza casino

I need to learn the pizza system. So I like the pizza system casino. And I got it. Pizza system snails and so I don't. I think snails would actually be good on a pizza. There I said it. I like snails. So everyone, yeah, you know, I was talking like like, and you know why I also hate that lady because I was that person. We had snails at Nomi's restaurant, what's it called? Oh, is that what I was like, I don't want snails gross. And you're like Ronnie stopping, you know, you don't say stopping ignorant. You said something really supportive, but I heard Ronnie stopping it. And so I ate some of them. They were actually really good.

Yeah. So there I am that lady. So they're all watching her eat the snail. And she's like, grabs her throat and we go to commercial. I was like, wow, I don't know what was more exciting. This lady or when Captain said he said, hi, and we didn't know what followed. I know, they really, they could do, they could do an act break like no one else on the show. Yeah, they're really good at me today. So then we come back from the break and the lady's like, it's really good. She liked the snail. She likes it.

You know, you got to give her credit. She actually tried the snail. So there. So there. Congratulations. Right lady. So then Anastasia's like, um, wait, oh no, she, I put Anastasia makes B.

I was like, what am I trying to say here? She's making a bad and Hannah and Aisha are hugging again. And Hannah goes, guess what, girl, Leeie? He's staying with me the Seth of France He's like all right landings please. I can't stress enough like you please be silent when I'm playing It's not as fucking circus in here, okay? Yeah, cuz he got mad cuz he dropped it. You to know that I'm Play ting over here and I'm Causing the dinner and I want you to know I wish I'd be worth for songs don't worry. I can I can do all the heavy lifting. I know

But if I get about me Mr. Do please say to me. I hope you about me, Mr. DupliSetti, I hope you're about on you and off you go, what do you find K-Puzz for me in off you, ta. Does she cook eloquently? Can she? Okay, no, I'm out of my, I'm done. I'm done. I'm saying that one was good. Does she cook eloquently? Yeah, no, I just couldn't, I realized that's one of the theater part. I mix it all up. It's okay. That's all right. So Ben dropped a place and now he's mad at them, which is so bad. And how does like, dude, breathe. All right, we're good. And he's like, second, so they go to serve the food. And she's like, the second course is for and these people just look so fucking confused.

Like, they're confused by everything they're being served. I don't know that this was the guest. They don't know that this is, these were the guests to pull all this shit out on, you know? Yeah, they were like, wait, the second course is FOA. Like, how is the second course the fourth course? Like, no, FOA, not FOA. FOA, are we golfing? No?

I had snails now I have to do a flaw. How many things are we're gonna have to swallow tonight? So I'll be quiet base, be quiet. So Jack is checking the details in the laundry, which I don't know why I had to write that down, but there you go. And I'm gonna serve you a verse. Because what we've all done that it felt universal. Yeah, I was like, guys, we can all relate to Jack right now, but there you go. And Hannah's serving one. And Hannah's serving one. Because what? We've all done that. It felt universal. We've all done that. I was like, guys, we can all relate to Jack right now.

Can't we? Yeah. Yeah, and Jack and Aisha, there's just courses are coming out and Ben's like, I have to say that normally I cook my own meals and it's like, whatever. But this time I'm actually on the other meals I can't have for myself. You've already won me over, huh? In spite of me, me, that was dedicated to me, from me. It's a hard knock life for me.

Oh, yeah. I'm just going to forget at a time. I'm just going to forget at a time. Thank you, Bannon. Thank you, me, he. Thank you. Thank you, Quasine, that I cook for myself. We're running out of Alana songs, so don't worry everyone.

It's okay, you've already surpassed the number right now. I'm liking the backseat telling you how to drive, but doing nothing, you know. Well, Jack, you know that's the ironic video, don't you? No. That's right. Do you that's the ironic video don't you? No Driving the back. Do you have you ever seen the ironic video? You've dream seen it. I don't know. I was pretty sure I was really allowed to watch videos when I was a kid. Can't bring it. Well, no that video is well Some might say the ironic video is iconic because it's basically a lannus driving in a car She's driving, but then there's another lannis in the passenger seat, and then there's two lannises in the back seat,

and they're all singing at each other, and they're singing at the other side. So for you saying that you're singing the back seat, telling me how to drive is an unwitting lannis reference. What I'm saying is, you have it in you, Ronnie. You have it in you. You like them, please move on. What if it came back to me like any race to memory?

And suddenly I just won't shut up. Like every show I'm just gonna sing the Lannis songs. You remember that song that she did? Something like that. Someone delirse that one. Oh yeah. It was like from her incantation phase when she wasn't really singing, she was just more like, yeah. Okay, so Jack and Aisha are making out and Jack's like this is the lazy switch from you I'm doing all the graph now. It's a Dan here from here now that we're poor friend and girlfriend She's a clone road even try

So boring Dan is in the hot tub and he's like, hey Hannah, it's me Boring Dan. You dating someone here? Curious, just curious. Hey Hannah, it's me Boring Dan. Got something to talk about. He go into bed. Jeff Curious. It's like, oh, Connor.

Hey Hannah, you ever filled out a form before? Super fun. Yeah, base Dan. Okay, it costs extra to buy the y'all at the end. Like, that's how base he is. It costs extra for the y'all. So, in this like I can look, but I can't touch sleep way of boring, Dan. Sleep way. You know, Hannah, it's like the very end of the charter is when Hannah always loses it. Mike tries to fuck some dude. I know. Well, you know, that's what the very end of the charter is when Hannah always loses it. Mike tries to fuck some dude.

I know. Well, you know, that's what happens when you get to the end of something. You just know the end is near. It's sort of like that phenomenon when you like are getting close to home. You have to go to the bathroom. You have to go to the bathroom more. It's like your bladder knows. Yeah.

Poop shoot. Anyway, so it's the morning and Sandy is like out on the deck like, whoa, look at this. Look at this. Oh, this is beautiful And she takes a picture look at this photo the only thing that would be better would be if there were a big wave Oh, there it was swept away my camera was worth it left you wave what a wave kind of love that wave All the crew ready to part por favor all the crew ready to part. Por favor. Sivu play.

There we go. Yeah, even language. Sandy is getting wacky because it's the end. So the captain to Anna Stasia setting the table. She's like, where are you doing this here? You should be doing this outside. It's beautiful outside. Your judgment, your judgment cost should be.

It's beautiful outside. I'm sitting out there. This shouldn't be your judgment call. But he's going on here. And a stage is like, well, I would do it outside, but I forgot to get how I forgot how to get outside. Oh, not the same ever since I became a third suit again. Oh, once you've had a taste of power, it's hard to figure out how doors open when you're a normal person again. I had to wait out there two hours for someone to open that door for me. Oh, yeah, something in your hands. No, I just didn't know how to do it.

So Travis leads another departing pull out whatever you call it while two hours later. Yeah, okay, and Captain Sandi's like, good, good. Oh, good. And then it's breakfast, and sure enough, someone goes, I'm excited we can eat outside. Oh, Sandy called it again. Gotta let that be Neanna. Meanwhile, he's like, he hops into his uniform. He's like, is it weird that I can't wait to put my uniform back on to work?

I'm like, only because you probably turned it off onto it last night. So yeah, that is weird. I can't wait for you to put your uniform back on to you. Geez. So as in Zim, as we say in Zim, clothing that you wear to work. Yeah.

So, Joual, it's like, I'm feeling like a hundredth Sunday. I'm ready to go back to work. She's like, I don't want to affect the people, Joual. All right, I don't want it around the guests. It's bad enough I've got that virus Hannah walking around here. You know, don't want it around the guest. It's bad enough. I've got that virus Hannah walking around here. You know, everyone's going to leave here mediocre. So that'll be fine. So, um, so Anastasia is now taking like a panoramic panoramic shot with her camera, um, of the view. And Hannah's like, you know, saying Anastasia, Anastasia Hannah, Anastasia, Anastasia Anastasia. You know, it's not as good as June. Can I just call you June? June, June, June, June, June.

Oh, so she's like, here we go again. Anastasia not listening. You know, let's do not listening. So she's getting pessy and then Ben serves a big, huge frittata. And then Hannah's like, well, I could come down with anastasia. I could come down on anastasia with my Iron Fist, but she works with positivity and she will crumble under criticism. Yeah, pretty much.

So then the music all stops during all of this very important stuff that I just recounted for no reason. The music's like, and then it just stops. And then we see Joao just downing a bottle of water. It's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, And then it just stops and then we see throughout just downing a bottle of water is like Just gulping Well, it's good water it came from pizza system casino, you know So speaking of water it's water choice time

Everyone put the the water choice are out and Sandy's like well look how fast you did it Travis. Wow, looks so good. Hey, there's that banana again. Wow, hey, my camera's on it. Looks like that big wave put it back for me. That's a good wave. That's nice. I'd like to thank you, wave. So Collins, Collins talking about Randy

to someone I forget who he's like, whoa, could you believe it? That girl's only his girlfriend. I mean, that's a lot to bring her all the way over here for a yacht I mean, I'm the second date. I bring a girl to McDonald's. I'm like dollar menu. What up am I right am I right? So then he hugs a yes, by the way, I would totally go on a date with Colin after hearing that. I'm like, yes, please I'm not good to me. Sounds good. I'm not making one of that. I'm like, that's a great. I'm down I got college my people. I know I would have responded earlier to your sentence, but I had a

boner. I heard dollar menu of McDonald's. I was like, ding. So he hugs A.C. He's like, thanks for letting me sleep in your room last night. It's weird. And both rooms I still smell sperm, but God, you're also sadder for some reason. So that was my thanks. That was my thanks. And then, then boring Dan is like trying to impress Hannah with his Australian accent and he's like, so do you want to go to the party? She's like, I'm that's English, honey. And like, Dan, if you're going to do a fake Australian accent, learn from the masters, Ronnie and I, okay, just say do it.

Say, do you want to go to the party say you want to go to the party patty say you want to get to the pitty party yeah you do it yeah learn from our terrible Australian accent okay nailed it yeah we're we're basically like a book on tape or an a burlots I'm quitt burlots yeah I just basically quit. That was a different language. So Hannah

You wound yourself. That was very effective. I did. I was like, this is all pretend that this is happening right now. So Hannah's like, Aisha, Aisha, you can go on break and it's like, oh, you can't just sound good with your blank. Show the bright queen of the world. You have more daps than I have slams. Well, congratulations. This is the job you signed up for. Yeah, and you also get paid probably eight times the amount. You pray.

Yeah. Yeah, Hannah's like, well, come, she kind of's like come be a sweet hat. Sweetheart, that's right. I gave you the sweetheart. You know what the next level is. Okay, that's your sweetheart warning. All right. Yeah, you've been given a sweet head warning So he's like how to put big pressure on herself and these girls to like her

Well friendship ever eyes higher. Okay, I would now hire okay I was like how about you learn where things are in your drawers? How about that? I have one hand in my drawer, and another hand is looking for K-Pas. Oh, Anastasia. Please find the K-Pas. So, J-WOW and Travis are talking in the mess. And J-WOW is like, well, if you need any help from me me then I would help you just let me know what you need me to do and Travis is like well, it's real nice of you to offer helping

Now or we can do that. I don't know. I was like here's what you can do You could stop masturbating all over the pool toys. That'd be great. No, no, no, no, you just, okay, you just finished up. Okay, I guess that's your way of stopping. Okay. Okay. So upstairs boring Dan is like, wow, look at me. I'm the only one of us with shaved nipples. Well, you're boring the fuck out of me, but maybe you could give a tip to Jowell because he could use that. Thanks. Thanks, boring band. Take yourself to useful boring band. Meanwhile, Hannah has called for some Ken Can dancers to come dance as Ken Can dancers. So they have a rot. They're on, you know, that's what happens. So they are on the, they're like waiting to be picked up.

So the Jawa picks them up. He's like, hi, how are you? I'm Jawa. I'm Jawa. And I'm Jouwau, I'm Jouwau. And I'm like, don't do your charming Jouwau thing to them. Because I know what you're thinking. Okay, which one of you cocked jugglers wants to do your can-can over my cock-juggling cock thing? I know he's going to slouch him the can-can banter.

He's like, where are your scouts are a bit short? I don't know if that's how proper girls do it. I'm so glad that all three of you came here. I almost decided which one of you I want to bang, but I have not decided yet. So I'm going to fit with all three of you and turn you against each other and then find one and then when one of you dumps me because you realize that I'm the pig here, I'm going to be the victim. Thank you. So the captain goes to ban and she's like, it's your last dinner. You know what? It's like your last supper. Yes, Andy.

Yes, Andy. I was like, you know, every chef I know, they count the dinners, not the days, you know? And he goes, oh yeah, I count the dinners. Cause dinners, the main event, ha. So then Joao is talking to Travis and Jack in the basement. And that's when Travis is like, wow, you have good torment coming down here.

We're already done working. So thanks a lot, Joao. Yeah. I mean, while Sandy loves the tablespoon, and she's like, wow, Anastasia, this looks great. And she's like, thanks, I tried really hard, mother. Yeah. Do you like it, mother?

It's pretty perfect. That's right. I'm back. Perfect. You know, when Hannah applies herself, and she applies it to her team, it's pretty perfect. That's right. I'm back. Perfect. You know, when Hannah applies herself and she applies it to her team. It's a miracle And what I want is not to have to come down on Hannah just to get this result. This what I'd like Yeah, you know what I'd like to do. I just want to look at the big waves and the banana Think about friends, you know and take a nap and wake up and there's a table skip waiting for me

So the guys are all dressed for a white party. The guests are all dressed for a white party. And Travis and Jack are talking on deck. And Travis is like, have you ever been to Iceland? Yes. Uh, maybe it's at cold. Yes. Well, it's made of ice, actually.

So, yeah, it's pretty cold. Yeah, in America, we always learned that Iceland is called Iceland to keep people away because it's really Greenland. It's like really green, but Greenland is made, is named that for people to come to Greenland because it's really icy. You see the very tricky over there. I know, well, crossed. We're gonna buy Greenland soon and then it'll be real easy to go to. Okay, so Wow The answer is am I right? So the first course gets to the table What you have here you have some vegetables with a caprazi spin

What that means for you is basically tomatoes and mozzarella and balsamic you dumbdums. All right enjoy See you, dopes. Don't worry, no snails are hidden for you, stupid lady. Let's see here. The captain checks on Chihuahua and he's like, I'm still not great. Like, oh my god, can we still stop getting scenes of Chihuahua being sick? I'm tired of it now. And when he says, I'm still not great. Like, oh my God, can we still stop getting scenes of Jouao being sick? I'm tired of it now. And when he says, I'm not great actually,

he's like massaging a pack of cookies. He's just like staring at it, like massaging it. It's not the best time. Stop jerking off the cookies. So one of the girls doesn't eat all of her Caprese salad and is their deconstructed Caprese, which, um, sorry, but I think chef named Anastasia already did that dish. Then, you know, an important one.

I mean, also Caprese's are barely constructed in the first place. So did you construct them? Is like just moving the tomato to the different side of the plate. Okay. It's not that hard. I know, but we did give, uh, we did give Anastasia's set for doing a deconstructed Caprese because it's like already deconstructed.razi, because it's already deconstructed. So it's funny that he gave her a little more cred.

He's like, see, it is fancy. I mean, no, I'm sure it's delicious and fine. I just think it's funny. I think it's a funny concept for a salad. Yeah, it's like a deconstructed peanut, but a sandwich. It's just like a spoon of peanut butter. So Asha is like, well, you have to ask her and her while she scent it back. And Ben is now mad that his weight was sent back, you

know, and this is somehow Hannah's fault, right? Right. And so, and on top of that, Hannah's like, all right, Ben, now that people have returned your salad that they didn't want to eat, we are ready for the next course. He's like, why, why is Hannah washing me right now? I didn't realize she had a plane to catch. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. And she's just barely keeping it in. Like if this was earlier in the season,

she would have prepped his hat off already. So the ladies upstairs, the ladies talking. She's like, you know, like we would have blind tasting, but they'd just serve you like a tiny amount. Like amount like you know that's where that mac and cheese was oh and that lobster truck and I know when she's talking about why they only ate a little bit of the Caprese because it was so much food maybe I love how she says like she talks about going to wine tasting where they only served an ounce of wine as if that were a novelty. It's probably because she lives

in, they all live down in Manhattan Beach or Hermosa, because I also look at them. Hermosa and they also met. Well, they mentioned Hermosa later, but they're all like Manhattan Beach, which means that they probably went to like the wine, like they probably went to like a vineyard in Temecula where they like a wine tasting is like, you know, the size of a like a cooked can or something like that. I'm like, I don't know why I'm being so smogged to Temecula. I think it's because I went there once and I had a terrible wine tasting. So I'm like, you know, the size of a, like a cook can or something like that. I'm like, I don't know why I'm being so smogged to Temecula. I think it's because I went there once and I had a terrible wine tasting. So I'm like, forever.

I will. Yeah, I'm ready to Temecula for you forever. Well, also Vicki, one time, I think Vicki and Tamer went there and they're like, look, that's being self-fancy, chasing wines and Temecula. I'm like, you know what Temecula has lost all wine credibility to me now. All wine credibility. What am I saying? The point is this, these people are dumb. So now,

so Ben is now Ben is in full victim mode and he's like, why are you rushing me? I mean, how about you give me a bit of help, a bit of support? Why are you aggravating me? Why are you rushing me? I can't be rushed. You know this. I'm like, you finished a course and she's saying the next course is like, are you ready for the next chorus? That's not rushing. It's like basically a very standard question after a table has been cleared. Yeah. So they're setting up a tab. So, Matt, Temecula really changed my vibe. Yeah, Temecula ruined everything. Got in there.

I got like something came out of me. Like a part of me just died in this recap. I was like, I just created a whole narrative in my mind about these people going to Temecula and thinking like that was the height of wine tasting. I got snouts. I was like, that's a macula, they didn't make us swallow snouts. So that was good. These people are probably like very nice people and I'm just so mad. Yeah. So Hannah's like, I've got a surprise upstairs. Now boring Dan. I've seen you on the stairs. I'm just so mad. Yeah. So Hannah's like, I'm a lot of got to surprise up stairs. Nah, boring Dan. I've seen you on the stairs. I'm behind you if you feel like I got to you.

Stop flirting with boring Dan. Gross. Yeah. Don't. So now, so they serve them some surf and turf, which like Flamin' Yohan and lobster lobster and they love it they all love this dish and afterwards Ben is like oh no I'm denarius I can't even see myself was oh my god and he like sitting in a chair and like Aisha's giving him like a little massage and they're just like tending to him. I'm like you made steak and lobster This is like yeah Yeah calm yourself down there over there. I know I, like you are much better chef than I will ever be. I believe that and I know that what you do. I know it's stressful. I know it's hard.

But don't go acting like, oh, this is what I can do in my sleep. And then he makes take in lobster and then all of a sudden you're like sitting in a chair and people are doding on you. Like you just ran like, you know, an Iron Man competition. But it's like he realized how basic all the guests were because he served him all that stuff. And then even when he served him surf and turf, one of the guys is like, whoa, I don't think I've ever had a slice of lobster

and a filet at the same time. I was like, oh my god. I don't think I have either. I mean, I will defend that person on that one note. I think I've had lobster and I've had steak, and I've had them very close to each other, but I've never taken a bite of them together. And I think the reason why is,

because they're both so special, so why would I mix them, I don't know. Why would I do that to myself? Why would I do that to myself? Why would I do that to the protein? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, they don't do that in Temecula. Yeah. So Hannah takes, she's her move on

Ruzanite goes off the can't can't dancers come out and captains like, oh, I'm so proud of Hannah. Look at this. It is my blowing mind blowing. So everyone's happy. Everyone loves the dancers. The dancers leave. Sandy's happy. And Hannah is just getting horny for Dan. Just she's like, I know he's boring and he's generally pleasant to look at, but basically all season long, the closest thing I've had to a lady erection has been watching Travis fall in his field when he's drunk. So I think I need something good. I think Dan will be the one.

So she's flirting with Dan and Dan's like, um Hannah, if you don't mind, maybe we could have a whiskey nightcap. She's like, are you coming back up for your whiskey? Are we doing it now? He's like, I'm coming back up. And Aisha's like, and I'm so proud of you. He's gonna have a cheeky rody if you know what I'm saying I don't but I'm proud of you anyway Oh, so then she does a really awkward flirting scene with boring damn oh So she's like what condo whiskey have you had a good trip pity you leave and Dean and he's like well, you know I'm an enough trouble, honestly.

That's why we're here right now, you and me, the troublemakers. It's like, oh yeah, we start troubles. Should we start the engine right now, the trouble engine? I have so much to say to that, but I won't, Dan. I won't. Well, maybe I might start that trouble engine, but first I want to read the user's manual because it's important to follow the rules.

Yeah. Hey, you know we're going to hang out, right? Where are we going to hang out? Hermosa. Come out. We've got bags and sunset. There's a bar called Sharky's where you can drink a bucket cocktail that comes to the plastic shark in it.

Yeah, that's going to be awesome. We can drink a bucket cocktail that comes to the plastic shark and it yeah That's gonna be awesome Well, you're single boring Dan. He's like I'm seeing a girl, but it's still new She's like oh wow Dan you just went from an eight to a minus. Why don't you just take the Benson and Hedges out of my Atta my purse and be done with it I mean You know she's no you Hannah, but she's pretty sexy in her own right. She is a CPA Hannah, what do you think a W2 taxes?

1099 Yeah, and you're out like haha what did I interrupt here? Hannah, maintain your professionalism. Ha ha ha ha ha, slut bracket. Ha ha ha. So Anna goes to sleep at 3.30 in the morning. And now it's 7.30 in the, now four hours later, Anna Stasia's up. And the whole plan is that the guests are gonna wake up

and have brunch at 10-30 in the morning. So Anastasia has decided she's going to do some sort of arson crafts thing. Although first she is telling us that she has a real issue because when she wakes up in the morning, she likes to have coffee and then she needs to poop and there's nowhere for her to go, which I don't know why the toilet is not an option. Well, because she doesn't want to wake up Hannah So Hannah's sleeping and so she doesn't want to go into the room and poop and wake up Hannah. Oh, oh, I didn't realize that bathroom Was like in the room. Oh, yeah, yeah, everything's in the same little five feet or whatever

So I'm gonna say God Like a lot for sharing. She's like, okay, Pranchit 10 30 then And then we get a shot of Jack sitting in bed scratching his butthole. Like really do we need this? Getting right in there. Like a really long lingering scene. Like I really like cut back to it like three times. Like, oh, as he's done with, oh, he now he's on his taint. He's on his taint.

So Anastasia has decided that for this brunch, she's going to do something really special. She's going to do some sort of arts and crafts thing where she's going to write these, make these labels for everyone and she's going to, she's going to sort of age them with dye and dip them in water. She's just, she's just excited to do some sort of arts and crafts thing. So she's decided that she's going to do that first before she sets the table, which is not good because Sandy wakes up and she walks by the empty table. It's 8.30 in the morning at this point and Sandy sees the table and goes,

the table's not set. Not cool. Not cool. See, opposite of a banana, you know, the deck team has a choice in the water. And I didn't even have to ask that's real yawning So she asked Anna station why the table's not set and she's like well there brunch is at 10 30 She was I don't care table setting is 101 now wake up everybody get the table set immediately I

Yes, yeah, I'm livid everybody out. I love when Sandy declares when something's yawning You know what we like to put a fork on the left and a knife on the right that Honey that is that's yawning with Sandy on at 4.30 p.m. On Saturdays on WPI X New York So then we cut to Colin talking to the guys about how he's left with the 40-year-old one. He's like, but she's not a cooker. It's only nine years older than me. Yeah. And then the captain is back to being matched. Like the deck was set up and a station. Why was the deck set up? But the table's not set. She goes, uh, yeah, but there's like three of them and there's only one of me. Okay. She's just, well, I don't care if they do anchor watches,

they do this, they do that, mind you, it's excuse after excuse, after excuse some sick of heaven, this conversation. I was like, you know, they just plied a huge fucking party last night at two nights in a row. And they didn't miss, they didn't do it, they didn't miss anything, you know? Also, she's acting like she's actually catching them in these huge, you know, like they really fucked up and they haven't fucked up. Like if it was 10, if the guests were up in the table was not set or something.

But yeah, well, Anastasia should have just said, oh, I'm sorry I was, I did not prioritize that correctly. I'll do it right now. She should, she should have just said, like, I'm going to do it. Just, just done it. But because she sort of pushed back a little bit that's when Sandy got really really mad, you know So now Hannah has been woken up because you know At a stage she told everyone like okay like she's on a tear She's just crazy right now everyone has to wake up So Hannah walks into the salon where Sandy is and she's trying to do that thing like oh, I have no no idea that anything's wrong I'm just gonna walk in and say, good morning.

Good morning, I'm in a happy mood because clearly you're in a happy mood and everyone's in a happy mood. Good morning. I am pissed Hannah, it's 8.30. The table's not set. There's nothing inviting if they wake up and want to sit. What's inviting out there?

What's inviting? Hannah looks out there and she goes, well, that view is pretty inviting, aren't she? No, the table, they sit there. There's nothing to invite them. I want that table to invite them Hannah. Have that table send that in the invite immediately. I'm living there.

You know Hannah, that's the difference between me and you were different when it comes that level of service. The implication is that I like good service and you don't know what service is. Honey, see, look, I just did the honey thing. It was fun. I like that. That was good. That was fun. Yeah. Yeah. It's so weird because usually you can just root

for Sandy automatically, right? Because you see Hannah is fucking, like, there is something going on, you know, in previous seasons. But Hannah's actually like making an effort to impress Sandy. So to me, Sandy just kind of looks like an asshole. Like who says that? Like, there's a difference between you and I. Like, I, I believe in good service. And you don't. Sandy is just in like classic boss mode. She's in classic boss mode,

where she's annoyed about one thing. So she's going to like basically make torture everyone. And so Hannah's like, well, honey, Captain Honey, I wanted two people on Civislas, which I thought was important, so that's why they're sleeping in right now. And Sandy's like, they are three deck crew up. They were on anchor watch, which is hard. They have to sit there and sit. And they watched all your dishes. And the best part is that for some reason, Sandy is now holding two coffee cups. She's like, this is how I argue.

You know I'm serious when I'm holding two different coffee cups because when am I going to sway forward? Because she's going like, yeah, and this one. Yeah. It's the dance of the coffee cups, Hannah. And that's the difference between you and me, okay? Well, the reason she's holding those is because she's actually like, she's making coffee for all the guests.

Like she's doing it because no one else is there to do it. She's like got a tray of coffee cups in front of her and she's making coffee for all the guests. Like she's doing it, because no one else is there to do it. She's like got a tray of coffee cups in front of her, and she's making all these coffees. I'm like, why aren't you acting like they're missing serving the guests? Well, I think she's just being a fucking asshole right now. So she's like, well, come on, Hannah. I mean, you know, those guys that have anchor watch, they did all your dishes last night.

I'm like, yeah, okay. And you also took one of her crew members. Like, I don't know. I just think she's being an asshole personally. Yeah, especially because it was, I mean, I think Sandy has a point, which is that the table should have been made because someone could wake up early. Like, that's, I think that's actually a legitimate and totally fine thing. But she should have just told Anastasia do the table now. You know, I know you think we're not, like, yes, breakfast is at 10.30, do it now,

because I don't want someone coming up here and singing. And then just, Anastasia should have just done it. And now it's a whole thing, and now Sandy's got two copy cups sloshing around, and this is already going to accelerate my upsetness, okay? So just do it, and so Hannah now is mad. And she's like, oh, I'm fucking don't, honey, go phone yourself another chief, Steve, which she doesn't tell the Sandi, but she tells us. So now it's like, I'm fucking don't, honey. Go phone yourself another chief Steve,

which she doesn't tell the Sandi, but she tells us. So now it's like suddenly after a season of them getting along, they're fighting again. Yeah, I've had a say it's pretty calm. She's just, I'm very sorry about that. And then the captain just like goes with her slashingness. And the captain is like, you know, not when thing is set up. Not when thing are things juiced are things juiced.

And Hannah opens the fridge and she goes, that's orange, that's not orange juice. Not one thing. Are things juiced? Are things juiced? And Hannah opens the fridge. And she goes, that's orange juice. That's great. Here's the fresh orange juice. Yes, she goes, where's the fresh orange juice? And Hannah points to this thing. And she goes, Hannah goes, that's not orange juice. And Sandy goes, that's great for juice.

It reminded me of the scene in Best In Show when Parker or Posey is trying to get the Busy Bee replacement. Remember? And the guys are like, well is trying to get the Busy B replacement remember and the guys like well We don't have Busy B, but we have this and she's like that's not busy B. That is a bear in a vest That's what I captain Sandy turned into She's like everyone up everyone up. Okay, lady. So so we're gonna hold it. I know it's an strange, a strange thing at the end of the season.

I don't know. She just was like in a snit. So next week is the season finale and we'll see what happens with Sandy and Hannah's relationship, which seems like it's taking a turn for the worst out of nowhere. So we'll see. We'll be back everybody. Actually our schedule is a little different this week because of our live shows. So the recaps, the final two recaps of the week will both be live shows. So we'll see you in in those places. Charlotte and Nashville for real housewives of Orange County and real housewives

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