Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Cloudy with a Chance of Bugsy

Episode Date: June 30, 2020

With Bugsy officially back on Below Deck Mediterranean, the yacht is back to a full crew, which is good because this week's charter guests are too douchey for an understaffed boat. Between oyster controversies and extra guests, Hannah is up to her honaaay eyes in misery. Thankfully, Bugs brought the thundaaaaaah!!! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Wait, what do you mean? How is she guess on here? I mean I'm not oh Is in fact. Oh yeah aren't bugs these tablescapes great. Oh bugs these up pro look at those tablescapes everybody They are pretty good. I'm not doors, everybody. They are pretty good. I'm not gonna lie. Those are, they are pretty good. Well, either way. So the episode starts with thunder and lightning. And, you know, Hannah is just bracing

for Bugsie to come on board and is already telling Jess, she's like, this is uncomfortable already. On a, already uncomfortable. And if you guys aren't uncomfortable, Bugsie comes wearing one of the most uncomfortable outfits I've ever seen in my online. I mean, she looks like my mom used to dress me in the 80s.

She looks like a storm. It's like the pattern of a storm. And it's like some jump suit. Then she's got a matching backpack. And then she's got a matching suitcase. Yes. I don't think I'd noticed last week how matching it was. She basically looks like a walking cat zoos from them all

She she basically is wearing one of her table scopes at the moment So she bugs. He's done that thing where she's been she you know, she's there a second season on TV So now that she's been on TV. She's come back like oh, I'm full of new character. So bugs. He shows like new hair who this And she also introduces her new tag line which is I'm bringing the thunder Well, I was bringing the thunder After a season on Ciroco, I've been working on very busy private and chat about his chief stew And then when I was on that boat, I was bringing the thunder! Thunder!

Pringin' it! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe that the reason why she and Hannah had a falling out is because Adam caused it. And I hope that that gets addressed at some point. Well, Bugsie was fine. It was just at the very, very end. She's like, far the way, you're terrible. If I have a shave, Steve. So Bugsie comes on board. And so she first she meets Alex. She's like, hi, I'm Alex.

I'm a Haga. I'm a Haga. Oh, yeah, let me hug you like your Jizzell, and I'm Tom Brady. Oh, yeah. Oh Oh yeah, that's good. That's good. She's like, hello, hogger. Never all. Rob is your name. Zombie guy. See, we see this South African accent out here. And it's like, who's over there? What's your official? Oh, it was the rumble of thunder. Oh, and so she has she goes and hugs Malia who I think Bolia has screamed in yelled 20 times. It's like every time she sees Buxie she screams

the Niels again and runs to her. I don't know why. I don't know why she saw her for the second or third time and screamed again. She did. Yes, there was a lot of that. And so then Buxie's Captain Sandy and they have a big hug. And Sandy is like, oh, I'm so happy you're here. I really, I need your skill set and I need your support. You know, and Bugsy's like, Captain Sandy is the only person I would do this for. Yeah.

I am a chief seal on a very, very important boat. And Captain's like, God, I'm so glad you're here and you're Duret Hairpins and you're, you know, I'm so glad you're here and you're to read hair pins and you're you know, curtain, rad earring. Her earrings look like muppet porn. Okay, it's like a big gaping muppet hole. That's what her earrings look like. I didn't even notice.

Well, captain Sandi's since I'm here, I just wanted to remind you that I bought a store on Greeny to Thanda. Looks like Grover getting a colonoscopy, those are the... Oh my God. I can't stop with... here I'll send it to you. I'll send it. Okay, send it. Grover getting a colonoscopy, that's... I'm very...

Very... This is a cleanest show you'll ever listen to. Watch what crepings. Watch what crepings,'s what crepe beans? What's crepe beans? Bring it back to the end of the night The girl of a cornose device Basically bugsy is like now that I can no longer do Lara voice

I'm just transferring it over to bugs in out with like a little variation And I was chiefs when I was chiefs When I was chiefs see the weather was always sunny right So the captain's like oh Grover colonoscopy what are you talking about look? It's like Grover and Bup it for in a big circle. I can't okay so The captain's like oh and you know about it. I just want you to know. Hannah's real happy, okay? Obviously, I think it's a shock to her, but I think you'll be pleasantly surprised with Hannah. You'll be pleasantly surprised.

Now one more hug, one more hug. Another hug. Oh, all this thunder makes me want to hug a little bit. So you're bringing the thunder. I'm bringing the hugs. Okay. Right now there's a lot on board, so just start opening cabinet. Tana's gonna love that. Just start opening cabinet. Just go around, leave them open by the way. Yeah. While you're there. Leave them open. Just take stuff out, put it on the floor. I just care about Hannah's happiness. It's weird, right? So, hey, and while you're opening things up, maybe you can find Jessica's epilots. Okay, great. So, so now downstairs, by the way, Hannah hates this and they cut to her rage ironing downstairs. Did you see that?

She's like, if there is not a big brown hole in whatever she's ironing, I would be shocked. She's like, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey. Honey, steam. I mean, she is literally, the iron is hot. The iron is hot, is just the heat coming from her eyes. She just has laser coming out and like steam from her nose

and just rubbing the iron over it. So Alex and you need to talk to Jess and Alex, like, hey, Jess, if you're not busy, I left a shirt on the ironing board and Hannah's like, is any of that personal stuff yours, her night? Yeah. Hannah, rather than say hi to Bugsie,sy, volunteers go down to the laundry to do laundry

and like, she's like, you know what I'm going to do? I think we'll redecorate and we do a table scape on the laundry room. So I'll just be down here for the next five days. If anyone needs me, hon, I'll be outside painting the boat. If anyone needs me, I'll just be hanging off the side of the boat. So Bugsy comes into laundry and he's like, hello, Harry, you, when I was chiefs to you, I gave hugs. We're gonna do hugs. And then it's like, oh, God, welcome to my hand, bitch. So I was like, well, I guess I'll just make my way around then. When I was

chiefs to you, I would show people the boat, but all do it. No, no, no, no, you can do that, honey. All right. And then she tells whoever is there. She's like it's so awkward when you go on for the handshake and they go in for the hugs like Yo Alex for some reason they were just like all crammed up in there I guess Alex was doing just a shirt. I don't know what it was, but they were all up in there So then bugs goes and she encounters Jess and she's and Jess of course is like oh you brought the weather with you I brought the thunder actually the big specific the thunder Well, I used to be a neurologist, so I actually understand what you mean by that. Yeah

So Hannah goes to show her her cabin and she's like it's good to be back She's like yeah, it was it's good. We're glad to have you really glad as you can see on my clenched teeth in my H eyes alright now listen here we need a strong second but your cabin shit sorry and she's it looks like she to people make their beds on this boat or they just wait for the thunder to shower I'm gonna go and sorry about that honey we've got a full boat plus I had to poop but the Lewis fall so I went inside your pillowcase. They enjoy your sleep. I just I heads up. I've already had to give someone on this crew a double finger honey, so let's hope that doesn't happen to you. Okay honey? Do people make the beds on this boat? So meanwhile upstairs Malia's teaching the crew had to open up stern doors or something and of

course P doesn't pay any attention because his stomach hurts and he can't poop properly. So that's his journey today. It's one of the classiest journey sees hat, I have to say. It actually is, unfortunately. So then the hand is giving it a board of board of board of board of board of board of board. So again, yeah, she hints again at Hannah. So I guess we'll just have a look around. She's like, oh, also you was that cabinet open ain't that one?

And that one actually happening Now what do we have a bingo wheel here? Oh, that's just Jessica's don't worry about that Hmm Hannah is so uncomfortable and you can tell because she's doing that like necklace twirl thing that she does when she hates people That is so true. So she's showing her around. She says, this is your job. I hate table deco, and by table deco, I mean you. And then the captain's like, Oh, Kiko, Hianna, Malia, meet me in the mess. Same for a meeting about how Buxy is so much better than Hianna, all right? And then we got to Jess, who's in the laundry room and she goes, why does the dryer smell like truffle oil?

Is it because of the truffle oil I put in the dryer? So preference sheet meeting, okay, we've got Justin Thorton, a financial consultant with crazy eyes who lives in New York City, he's bringing his douchebag friends, Leo, who's a goddamn monster. Yuki, a Japanese born race car driver who owns a yacht of his own, don't know why they're not on that, don't ask questions.

Yeah, so Justin is a financial consultant from New York City and this group of friends has a history of getting together in Las Vegas. If there could ever be a description of douchebag, it is that. Financial consultant from New York City who gets together frequently in Las Vegas. It's just, you know, it's just, these are just gonna be terrible people. With his jeweler friend, I just watched Uncut Gems,

so I'm still traumatized with jewlers. Oh, is that why that guy had that terrible watch? Cause I was one, I assumed it was like his brother Who like has Justin pay for everything, but then the brother is the one who complains? It's one of those people, you know that Leon is Leon They've the one Leon By the way, if there's anything that could describe Leon it's a dryer that smells like truffle oil. That's Leon. Yeah, welcome to your future, Jess. Maybe Jess is like psychic with smells. She just smells the truffle oil.

He's just like a big clunky annoying thing that smells like something fancy, but basically is not. Yeah, like he's always auditioning He's like always auditioning for Fred Flintstone this guy You know so funny is that I said that one I said that he sounds like Barney Rubble in my notes He does he talks like that he's like Fred, hey Fred, what's this Fred? What do you mean I didn't always just say that? No, it's my preference. No, it's right there Leon so so the Bugsy is already rearranging all the coverage on the boat and then we also find out that

Justin has a dog That has to be like it's the dogs not allowed on the boat So they're going to get a doggy babysitter and that he may want to go on the shore a few times to visit the dog And at first I was like oh oh god, a high, another high maintenance dog owner. But then this dog wound up being like the cutest thing I've ever seen. So I was like totally in favor of every time Mr. Scout on screen. Yeah, those dogs are so pretty that the blue eyes. I love a husky. They're so adorable and so sweet. So, uh, Kiko is nervous because the weather's really bad because you know, Buggsy. So Kiko is nervous because the weather is really bad because you know, bugsy. So he's like, when the water is not good, all eyes and me.

So he's nervous. And then our model for COVID times just sneezing all over Laundry. Which is in case anybody needed to be triggered during this epidemic. Yeah. So, and also Justin wants a five to six course tasting menu on the second night, which will be great for Kiko. So, then Malia, we go over to Malia and she's talking to Alex about the crew

and she's basically saying that Rob seems cool, but he has to come out of his shell and that Pete probably hates her because he's not used to women being in charge. And then she goes, and then she turns Alex and goes, you know, weirdly, I relate to you the most. So that's worrisome. He's like, thanks. So you know, it meets Bugsy and he's like, he's like, hey, he's like, he's that.

And how it goes Pete. He's all for an order followed. Pete He's all for Norty Faward. She goes hello. Hello Pete. Oh, I'm not Pete your Pete Don't be confused just because I've got a bobby pin that says long I didn't know that people did that outside of romcoms I thought that was not a real thing that people did but apparently it is a thing like oh hi Ampita I mean I'm I'm I'm bugger your Pete your obviously Pete and I'm bugs you I mean I don't know why I was saying I'm Pete. I'm like you are so anyway, and things like, oh, hi Ampete, I mean, I'm bugging your pee. You're obviously peedin' I'm bugs you. I mean, I don't know why I was saying Ampete,

I'm a big pee-war. So anyway, I'm like, wow, cute's like that really do happen, except this isn't really me, dude. It's like, I think it's a boner. He's like, I Ampete, yeah, like Malia, that guy, Pete, he followed me on Instagram. And then we see a clip of Pete outside talking Alex looking at her Instagram He's like, oh man. She's a rocket. Oh

Why is he ruined such Like basic words unit rocket. Those are words that don't have to be ruined Unless he was referring to her as a piece of a Ruggla, but in a British sense. That's kind of funny What a lovely bitter green. She's a bitter green that is referred to as a rocket by Gordon Ramsay. Yeah. The Ruekola salad if Nigella was presenting it. Oh yeah. Rocket. I love that bite that she has. Rocket. And Bugsie, back to Bugsie and she says, but it says he's a captain, so I was like,

is he the captain of the boat and was so confused? And he goes, he's the captain of a tender. Welcome to my life. Oh, if I were captain of a tender, wouldn't put it on my Instagram So, so Buzzy is all chipper. She's like all chipper everywhere. She's like going from like deck to she's like somehow in like every deck at all moment She's like what are we got what's up to me everyone? Help me out what's going on?

I just Hannah just like fuck her Like she's she's definitely coming in like look at me look at her. I'm working look at that because I was chiefs to look at me just working working working But they actually really need her so Jessica is getting a little nervous because she's worried that the dinam I see get fucked up But then she's like it's gonna work out for me because Hannah's gonna need the best friend. So yes failing upwards So then you need does unpacking groceries with a robe. Hmm, and he's like, bro. I think the Rugal that was nervous to meet me

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And we would bring the thunder to table scape, and we actually won best table scape in the world, so there we go. And I forgot her mom was the one who owned the Airbnb thing, which we get her back story. I didn't remember that. I remember that. I forgot her mom was the one who owned the Airbnb thing, which we get her back story. I didn't remember that. I remember that. We used to make fun of it all the time. Wasn't she the one he said she was always left alone ever early?

Got it. Oh, that was Riley. Oh, Riley's a family like move to Florida or something, and open up a B&B, and then she's like, yeah. And so I was stuck up in the room because the guests were out there and I couldn't be out with everyone else. Got it, so just take a bone hour of my window and shoot every piece of life stock that went by

and that's why it's hot and that's why I said, get it. Cause I got it, I got it with my bone hour from Airbnb, never had the love. Wow, well Bugsie's mom has a B&B too, so I guess there's something that happens to you in a B&B where you're just like, get me on a boat. I don't care What about it is makes it get me away from my mother? B&Bs are crazy. You ever been to have you ever stated a B&B?

No, I won't say it a B&B and I didn't realize that the breakfast part is like a really big part of the experience and so I was Well, this is gonna sound very snooty I was, well, this is gonna sound very snooty, but I went to a destination wedding in the South of France. And so I stayed at a B&B and this little B&B is run by a British woman. And set up on, it was like the night before the wedding, everyone stayed up super late, getting drunk.

And then, so I slept until 1 p.m. And I did not tell mags who ran the B&B that I was not gonna be at breakfast. And I did not tell mags who ran the B&B that I was not going to be at breakfast. And then all day long, I was like, did you speak to mags? She was really upset with you. Did you speak to mags? She was really expecting you at breakfast and you didn't go to breakfast. And like all day long, I had been like, I had shamed mags, the B&B owner,

and I had to like go and apologize to her. And I based all B&B experiences off that. Max ruined it for you. Yeah. So you weren't very max at that time. So the captain's like, whoa, look at this table scape. Now that's where they call it table scape. What an amazing non-hanna like table scape.

And she's like, here's the strength. That's what I always say. So I'm probably say it's probably Hannah's probably somewhere blowing down a mental pack of Benson in the head you see my right. I'm sorry, Hannah There you are. Sorry. Sorry about that. So then down here, Hannah goes, oh, why am I going somewhere? Four shadow angt, that was beautiful. So Rob and Jess, they sneak a little kiss downstairs and then the guest start arriving and Sandy is like, wow, you know, bugs is killing it. Wow, she, she really brought, what's the word? What you say when you really brought something? She really brought the,

what's that word? Rhymes with, rhymes with Blanda, but that think of Hannah making a blunder. Something a sunder, no, that doesn't quite sound right. Okay, thank you for any more Rons today. It's thunder, it's thunder. Oh yeah. Oh, I dropped the sun! No!

God, I love that thunder. So Hannah has to like... Oh, by the way, I have to point out that can't win Hannah Gus warm I go somewhere Captain just turns the magazine goes oh you know come on Hannah's admitted she's not good at this I just had to get in there cuz you fucking captain's gaslighting she's gonna follow she's gonna follow them around and just whenever she sees Hannah go wow, you are really good at this. So sorry Hannah, but you admit you're not very good at this, right? I'll be honest, I'll be honest, bug the other night, Hannah just put a whole bunch of silver

wear in the middle of the table and a little sign that said, take one leave one. I don't know what that is. You know, this is basically Hannah, okay, if I could, if I could describe it in weather terms. She's like a great cloud that just starts pouring rain without bringing any thunder. That's right. That's right. You brat.

Thunder, brother thunder! Oh, so... So, anyway, so now the guests are showing up and Hannah is like pouring the champagne but she like forgot to do it or something. So she's behind and they're all lined up except for Hannah and Sandeus. Like, where is Hannah? Where is Hannah?

Hannah, Hannah, Hannah. Please come to the FDEC now. Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, unless you are bringing some, what do you call it, bugs? What do you call it? Kanda! Yeah, unless you're bringing that. I want you getting over here right now, but she literally goes bugs is killing it Where's Hannah?

Like every time every single time so Hannah's like, come on She just looks right in the camera like I'm gonna kill myself in this actual boat all right So the guests come and I'm sorry your talk is very cute, but you're on a yacht. Okay. You're rich enough to get on a yacht Get get your fucking dog boarded. Okay. We're all gonna survive. And I'd say this is a dog owner. Yeah, okay.

That's, I agree. He brought that dog solely to be like, look at my cute dog, ladies. Like he is basically, this is a Tinder ad for himself. And he brought that to like get hot bitches yeah on on Mayorka so Justin comes on board he's the primary and he's like shaking everyone's hand he's like Justin Dorton Justin Dorton Justin Dorton Justin Dorton it's like all right sir you brought the Thornton okay got it

it's not Mary that could say I'm bringing the Thornton it looked like and they were all going down, shaking their hands, which was very polite, but it also looked like the end of a little league game. It's like, good game, good game, good game. Your dad brought the coax, right? Because you lost. So the captain's like, well, unfortunately, our weather's going to keep us on the dock, but fortunately, Bugs is here to do amazing things that Hannah can't.

Okay. I brought you some earmuffs, so that way you're not deafened when you hear all the thunder! And so Kiko's like, I love dogs! I have attached you to that kind of a dog! I like how he says that as if it's like a novel thing to like dogs. And it's like pretty much like the entire world loves dogs So they go on a little tour in the nanny couch to take the dog And I learned from the New York Times article is that the

You know, I was I was thinking to myself when I was watching this tour I was like, you know that master it feels like it should be bigger for a master Turns out that the actual master bedroom on the yacht is used by production. That's where they set up all their monitors and it's kind of like their base camp is in the real master. So how about that? The master we see on TV is not the real master

that's on the boat. Oh, well there you go, that explains a lot. I always imagine them in the bottom of the boat somewhere. Yeah, I imagine them like where that that engineer is, like, like the engineer is like under like metal and by boiling pipes and. Yeah. So like the anchor coming up, like they see the chain go pass them, you know, that's why it's such an important drama. Like a week and a die during this shoot.

Yeah. I just imagine they're all dressed like the poor people on Titanic, just like they've got like a little, little brown caps and stuff and like like they've got like little brown caps and stuff and like coal on their cheeks and little like these cases like after this show we're going on to a better life! So let's see, so Hannah's giving it to her and Barney Rubble's like this is spot like shining on me, oh no, he's like this looks like a Chinese restaurant, eh? And then Bugsie downstairs,

like Kiko has made some platters, you know, for they always have platters for the, I guess, when they first come on. So Bugsie goes into the, into the galley and it's like, I'm just the, the guest is getting a situation, so I'm just gonna bring the thunder and this food also up to them. Okay, okay, tell me what they are and everything. He's like, yes, like him, whatever he says what they are. And then Sandy's like, that's what I'm talking about she's amazing the guests are her priority well

that's what I'm talking about thunder wow I get it now I'm like Hannah right now God knows what she's even doing like Hannah's giving the tour You know what Hannah and guests aren't her priority. I mean, like Hannah's literally with the guests right now. So guys, like tonight, we want a table of, yeah, we want a gorgeous table of titos, which I guess is some club. Yeah. And this was, and Leon, this is why I said he sounded like Barney and Rob was like, hey, hey Fred, if the weather clears up, can we do any water sports, hey? So then Hannah makes the call and let's see, Bugsy is doing service while Hannah's on the phone getting the table reserved. And Bugsy comes out and says, and the guy's like, do you got the oysters? Oh, fine, now, oysters, bring the oysters.

So she's like, It's not what she's to you. I would have fresh oysters, but unfortunately all that we have is done. It's like, Keke, hello. Do we have all? Do we have any oysters?

And it's like, no, but I have caviar. So she goes and tells them and he's like, Hey, okay, okay Fred. Okay. Yeah, okay, I'll be coming up and then they just cut the Hannah downstairs just going, oh fuck me, which

is just so Hannah just walking from one room to another, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. So then there's like a big thing. And then, oh, and then this guy plays right into a box his hand because she's like, when it would move to party upstairs and the guy like oh you know what will help you out here look at us she's got no help here huh you know what I'm saying she's got no help nobody to help a poor little thing nobody she's the only person to work that doesn't tie a bow

Betty can you help her out a little bit she yeah they have this whole thing where they all go up to another deck which I didn't really understand why they had to change decks but they did um and uh Malia gets the idea that they all go up to another deck, which I didn't really understand why they had to change decks, but they did. And Malia gets the idea that they should set up like a little poker table since they're all lay-like going to Vegas. And as it turns out, Alex is like a huge poker player. He's like, yeah, every night when I went to college, when I was going to UMass Amas, I

would go there and I'd play poker every night. I wouldn't lie. At the end of the month, I'd pay tuition. I was like, thank you. How much poker were you playing that you paid college tuition within every month? And then they show a picture of him in college with a blow-up doll sitting on his lap. Emily is like, so, Captain, we were thinking since we're stuck on the boat, we'd play some poker. She, God, I love that. That must be Bugsie's T.M. I read God for you bugs good for you

Guess what you're gonna be the captain of your own boat one day. That's right Monk distance hunts Thunder hugs, so then then Leon is like now they're like on a higher deck and they see it There's a boat like in the port because that you know they they can't leave because it's raining and then he sees this boat He's like hey, hey Fred'd they get to leave the port? And someone's like, no, that boat is coming. I think it was Sandeysing. Oh no, that boat is coming into port.

It's coming into port. And I was like, I felt so bad for Hannah because that would have, Hannah would have loved to have been there to give a great honey eye to that moment. It's coming into port, you honey, fuck her face. Honey, honey, honey. Honey, fuck her face.

That's her new thing. How do you fuck your face? So bugs is up there spraying the tablecloth like she's gonna iron the tablecloth and Alex is like, oh, I got it. Buck check why you so red in my making you nervous Hey, my timid day. Yeah, that's right Timidine that's right And Alex Alex goes you know, I'm a big eyes and teeth person I'm in love He's like you know if if basically you know if if you have perfect teeth and beautiful eyes I'm in love like you ever see that ever see that Muppet, you know, doc, doc, the Muppet, doc hopper.

Wow, love with him. Huge teeth, big eyes. Oh, like, what are you buying a horse? I look at the teeth. I look at the teeth and the eye, alright? So, now he's on nervous around Bugsie. So, there's like a little love connection there. And then the table, they all go to the table, and and the captain's like isn't this beautiful bugsy did it

Beautiful, okay, I yeah, I mean get out of your hair, but I will be back in five minutes to see is it still beautiful? It's so beautiful, right? Okay, she did it I'm just sure she's such a dick. She really she's really laying it on so they serve the they serve the stakes and Go ahead. No, I was gonna say that Leon. He's like, you know what they got to be bad either. You know couple drinks and me and I'd hit it Oh, he did mine. He said that like first of all I hate that was like I'd hit it as if like she's just waiting for him to hit it Like first of all, I hate those. Like I'd hit it as if like she's just waiting for him to hit it. Um, also like gross. You're gross.

You're gross. And you don't even understand when a boat is leaving or coming or leaving. It's a disgusting fucking. This show just loves sexist men. Yeah. It loves it. Like if a sexist man needs a place in this world, we've got below deck. So welcome you with open arms every single time.

Seriously. So yeah, now the steak. Uh, so yeah, now the steak. So yeah, they have steak and he's like, whoa, you know what, I've been to a lot of restaurants friend and this is good steak. No one, no one, no, no classy person goes, I've been to a lot of restaurants. You're right, yeah, I know, I wait.

No, the only people who do that are people go on to blowdack. Because I swear, I feel like at least once a season, there's always someone who goes, listen, we go to a lot of restaurants, okay? And this steak is a steak. It's like, okay, great, thanks for the unsight. Hey Fred, you know what's crazy about the steak? She put it on the table, we didn't fall over sideways, huh?

Yeah. It didn't tip the whole car over, huh it didn't tip the whole car over huh didn't tip the boat over right huh so then speaking of cavemen Peter's downstairs acting Lara and he's like I miss your face and she's like you always look so go down he's like yeah he groans he like, I want you for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Oh! Antipastia? Grows disgusting. So then Rob is flirting with jazz and he's like,

how long does it have in relationship that we'll see where it goes? God gave him a few heads, but it's only enough blood to supply the warmth. I'm getting... Oh, ha, ha. Well, because Bugs actually asked Rob if he has a girlfriend and he's like, it's a great area. He's always so like Maro's about his open relationship. He's like, I'm in an open relationship and I'm also in a more quadri is there love that

can be shared between two people now you know you're just in a relationship and you said listen I'm going on TV show on a boat and I may want to fuck around and she said okay cool That's it yeah, or you're the one who knows it's open and she doesn't yet or something Most likely it's that actually I mean this is the low deck after all Hey, hey, I know it's been just about 30 seconds. I just want to check in. Has lunch going because Bugsie, she didn't cook lunch, but she's brought bringing out to you pretty well. Huh? I think we can all agree, right?

Hey, is Bugsie asking you about her relationship? God, Bugsie is real good at that. Bugsie, you are so good about asking about relationships. God, you your good. So they were watching the dog on the phone and then they go, now it's time to play poker. So they go upstairs, play the poker and everything to have fun. And then Sandy goes over to Kiko and she really wants Kiko to talk to the guest but Kiko apparently hates talking to guests.

He's like, I hate talking to guests. No, let me be Kiko, let me be cute. Let me cook. Let me cook. So then upstairs, oh, with the oysters, with the oysters we ordered freight and Hannah's like, they're coming tomorrow and he's like, ha, tomorrow, ah. She goes, well, the best thing you can do

if you want something right when you come on board is to just pop that on your preference sheet so I can give you honey eyes, dance tears instead of right to your face which I'm doing right now. Wow, now if she had if Hannah did that to my dad, I like I actually started cringing just imagining that situation for as my dad who that Hannah said that to it would have been a disaster. But admittedly my dad would also not be like,

we're the oysters, you know, like, but Hannah, being like, well, hold on, I just put on your sheet next time, like at so far like next time, as if like he's coming back on the yacht, this dish back. I admittedly he's a dish back, and he deserved it, but in terms of service, I was like, ooh, I'm cringing, I'm cringing.

Yeah, she was not having this guy for sure. Cause he said oysters earlier and they gave him that caviar. So I guess he thought oysters were just being prepared or something, I don't know. Yeah. And so she's like, well, he goes, I did put it on there. She's, well, it's not one of the preference sheet we have. And she's like, there's a difference between demanding

guess and just being an atrod A. So. And then this other guy, this other dude, she who doesn't get much screen time, he goes, uh, well, I put clams and muscles and she's like, that's not oysters, honey. Because well, I said oysters, you didn't fucking read it correctly, all right? You know what, I asked them, but I know it's hard for you. No biggie, I know it's hard for you. Oh my god, I wouldn't fucking, it would be so hard to not just stab him in the temple Yeah, no, I mean I understand why she did it

But I just was imagining like like her response It like I just started to imagine I just started to imagine my dad being on the receiving end of that response and Like my dad would have like blown a gasket if she had ever did that to my dad Done that to my dad so then so then the douche guy Leon's like hey Did you guys say you wanted oysters in the morning and she's like you didn't even get here in the morning so shut the fuck up honey So she pulls out she pulls out a preference sheet and brings it to him She's like um, I just wanted to check just in case we got this wrong on I you want to look at that wrong you are Just in case we got this wrong on I you want to look at that wrong you are I mean

I just want to see if somebody's requests were written in visible ink so maybe I didn't See them maybe you could clarify that thank you Bulls out the black light he's like what does it say Fred? It's like it's a steak and goes yeah, but right next to that what does it say there? It says dinner and he's like oh okay, so we're gonna get it for dinner And she goes we'll get it fresh in for you. Right. For dinner.

And then she's, she sort of stomps off and like, wash it. I was wrong. Fuck it. Do you spag? Yeah. I love that oysters were on the list. That was the twist I didn't see coming.

Yeah. But she got downstairs and look over the preference sheet and then bring it up to him. Like, he is proof. And there's wasters on the list. But I is proof! And there's oysters on the list. I mean, I know it's listed on the list for dinner, but. Yeah, I mean, there's a little bit of a difference because if you're requesting oysters for dinner, then it's like, you know, obviously,

the plan wants to get the oysters for tomorrow or whatever, but like, the other thing is that Bugsie said we weren't able to get fresh oysters. She told the group that. So the fact that he's asking, not even asking, he's being in that, doing that whiny-ass thing of like, where are the oysters we ordered? Bugs he already told you, they couldn't get any fresh ones. Like, unless you are like interested in getting some fresh mayorican hepatitis C, shut up and just eat your caviar.

Yeah. So then, um, Bugs he is talking to you and she's like, oh yeah, I can see you're one of those Miami Flexives Yeah, and he's like yeah, I work out on bus will be oh yeah Yeah, they guessed it and then Sandy is still trying to get Geekot to talk to Justin. She's like, okay, all right, Geekot What point are you gonna talk with him? He goes I'm shy I'm like, I was like oh Kiko And so you know it's like yeah, we're gonna muscle be yeah, and she says she starts laughing at him and she goes Classic and he of course he takes this like she's flirting. He was like yeah So Hannah brings out muscles and the guys like no we talking girl

Like do you think those are fucking oysters like what's wrong with this guy? I don't know So then Kiko finally meets with Justin and they talk over the menu and Justin's like down with it And then it's like this like quick montage of like cooking cooking things happening good things happen I get that someone stabbing a lobster right behind the eyes. I was like things happen again, someone stabbing a lobster right behind the eyes. I was like, oh, geez. And then we've got Pete eating just a whole animal on the boat. We're exactly from.

It's not even, it's not like a Renfair turkey, you know, turkey leg or whatever the hell. It's like a whole animal that he's just digging his face into. I brought the thunder and I also brought our sheep. So everyone could look at. Does anyone see the sheep lately? I think I ate your sheep. Oh!

So Malia sees Rob, and she's like, hey Rob, I know I may not say it enough, but look, I see that you're working really hard. I see you. And he's like, well, what do you need from me? Because you give other guards a directive, but not really me. She's like, well, you know, I gave Pete that thing to do, but like you actually hold a higher license than Pete. And you really go the extra mile. And I just want you to know that I appreciate you for upholding the standard that we both

have that for ourselves. He's like, we're much better now. Thank you very much. So you're saying that you need me to run some cocaine across the border? No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm just saying I'll do it. I'll do it. We'll do it for my children I'm going. I've got all right. Okay. May you're going a little too far with that. Okay. All right. No, that's not actually and you're not even smuggling cocaine You just took some of Bugsy's table scape decorations But I'm pretty sure that these beads are made of cocaine. No, they're not they're not So next up Bugsy is setting a table and just is taking a picture Like wow, that's amazing and the captain is just watching with like those little heart emojis in her eyes Hey, and buggy's like

Skull is the limit with creativity. I don't know what else is in the sky So Hannah the guests are ready to eat but Kiko's not really ready and But it comes out as always love stuporongs with squid ink pasta into what truffle oil? Oh, truffle oil. Oh, truffle oil. Yeah. So, um, then Justin's like, you know what we should do? We should do vagus next weekend.

Yeah. Stop ruining vagus for me. Um, so Malia's just getting soaked at rain. And then, um, really soaked. Yeah, they eat and then they leave to go to the club or whatever. So then Rob is flirting with Jess and hugging her good night and she's like, I am a kitty. What's not to like? Like, yes, intellect, abs, a pretty face.

I am into to rabble thank god that we are both hyper intellectual I can talk on that level wow I think he also might be able to find my epilots thanks I cannot wait to find out what he thinks about Harry Potter G23. Oh, sorry. So Pete in a beaten bugger in the mess again, they as they always are. He's like, oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. What's wrong with you? You're the creed mess creep aren't you? I can tell. Yeah. Also, why do you have so much sheep's blood around your mouth? Did you eat my sheep?

mouth. Did you eat my sheep? So then it's like 12, 25 a.m. they're all at the club partying and then Alex and Hannah are cleaning up the boat and then it's like 2.50 a.m. and they're just sitting there waiting and I'm starting to feel bad for them. This is like giving me trauma flashbacks to blow dex sailing when there was that awful, awful set of guests and what's her face was the only one up and they like came back late at night with the DJ and started a party because that's essentially what happens with these assholes. Yeah, they bring home a whole crew of people. Yeah, and Leon is so that he's so awfully, he calls up Hannah, he's like, hey, hey friend,

hey, can you pick us up from Tito's world, please fucked up. And I was like, yes, Han, honey, I'll send a cab. Hey, you coming? You coming? He's like that belligerent. Like, taxi order, Uber call, or just the person that we all know and hate. The person who, there's always that one person in that group that was never your friend, but somehow we got part of the group.

And then you're like mortified, you know know as he's like talking down to the taxi driver Yeah, and he's probably not the one even paying for anything, you know, yes Yeah, I guarantee paper nothing on this entire trip. Yeah So then Hannah's like oh fucking hoi mojo And they just party all night so 638 a.m. on day two and Robin you didn't pass each other and he's like, good morning, bro Tato chip.

He's like, good morning, bro Tato chip. Wow. Yeah. And Sandy is talking about how they have this a very small window to leave the dock. They pretty much the winds have to be below 15 knots. And Sandy looks exhausted exhausted by the way I I kind of feel like everyone was up late with this they made it look like it was just Hannah and Alex, but Sandy looks like

She was up all night long. So they are like getting ready to leave getting ready to leave and then this like lady is like Hey, can I take a walk and And Jessica's like, yeah, sure. Here your shoes go take a walk on the deck. On the dock, no big deal. And then Malia sees her leave. And she's like, that's one guest on the dock. Do you have eyes on her? Oh, geez, stand by hand, I am.

And Jessica's like, what's he? My bad. So then the guest finally comes back, but then Pete messes up something with the ground lines. Like he released one line too early, but the line that's supposed to go up last, he released first or something like that. And Sandy's like,

Hey Pete, so who told you to release the ground line? He's like, Malia did. It's like negative. Malia's like, I said the second line and I checked with Captain Samtony to make sure that was okay. He's like, what an up bro. You're not my bro. Tato chip.

Yeah, he goes, all right. Well, copy. I'm going to go put your port ground line in. That's very important back on. Instead of like, oh, he's getting a total attitude about it. Gosh, this guy. So they have to stay, basically. And long story long, they end up having to stay.

So, Malia is like, so, she goes up to, she goes up to Pete. And she's like, so, Pete, your sarcasm on the radio didn't escape me. Okay, you saying, I dropped your really important secondary ground line? He's like, well, I just love you more than I said. I mean, me, I, I, I, your really important secondary ground mine. He's like, but I just love you What I said, I mean me I'm not bad. What kind of chip are you? If I knew what the word sarcasm meant I would probably have a good rebuttal, but I'll just say I did not say that So I'm like really because all of us on this turn heard you so Pete is also like I mean

They're like a multitude of reasons why he is awful including his real life social media escapades that got him fired. But he's also awful because he's like terrible and then doesn't realize he's being terrible. And then when he's called out about it, he said he says he wasn't terrible. He like denies it. Like he didn't even, he claimed that he didn't even was never calling Malia sweetie or sweetheart when there's like actual footage.

And this too, it's like that worse, it's like that worse kind of person to deal with because you can't even reason with them because their version of reality is totally warped and yes, somehow it's just awful, awfulness. Yeah, he sucks. So Captain calls both into the bridge, both into the bridge, and then Unit just starts bitching about Malia.

Yeah. And he's like, God, there's so much miscommunication. I'm over it. I wasn't even sarcastic one bit. Like, I was communicating. I'm putting on the important line. Like, isn't that what you want? And then he tells us, yeah, you know, working with her,

I'm checking my ego all the time. Like, did I do wrong? Did I not do wrong? But then I think about it and I'm like I'm doing the right thing. Yeah, someone who's like just self-assured about his own greatness. Great. Love that and then he starts doing that classic thing That this is like and again This is like one of those setbacks that women have to deal with in office and in the workplaces is that you know She is basically says something like I'm your boss, don't act like that, right?

And now all of a sudden, Pete's like, you can't tell her anything. Wow, you can't say anything. She's so sensitive. It's like that talk about gaslighting. That's real gaslighting in a dangerous way that always has, oh wow, you can't say anything around. I got a walk on eggshells around her, you know.

Yeah. And then Rob goes, he goes did rock goes he goes who he goes No, I don't even know a name cuz that's how important she is Anyway, go text with Lana some more Because she has to last word, everything, she's your boss. Shut up. You fucking whos, my god. So the captain's like, all right,

if we're not leaving, I want those toys out. And Malia's like, what if we do a little toy island? Is that like an anchor sanctuary? Sort of, I am in toy island. Wow. Wow. Did Betsy come up with that idea? Because it's really, get her down here.

I want to tell her how brilliant Toy Island is. So what you're basically saying is we're going to make a tablespoon in the water made of toys, right? Wow, that was great work bugs. Can we call it the island of bugs that would love that? So the guests are waking up and like Sandy walks by a Jessica Jessica's like folding a towel which is, I mean you need to fold a little faster okay because we're gonna need you downstairs to fuck something up all right so fold a little faster can you?

So beach picnic time for a beach picnic and Bugsie and Jester getting packed up and Bugsie is really just like look at me doing everything so quickly. It's like running from place to place, you know getting it It is on top of shit Yeah, and she's like she makes a list for Jessica to follow and She's like okay, I made you a I made you a list and I got you a bag and I am you know Bring the thunder so here it is for you and J was like like calm down like a list that's ridiculous like Here's my plan

You know walk onto the boat walk onto the shore Give them I don't know a Sear chin to hold and then I'm just gonna go get a drink no big deal. Don't have to over. Yes Like calm down Ah And then they keep as they show they showing Bugsie running from place to place and then cutting to Hannah's sleeping still. And then showing Bugsie, it's the classic blue deck.

Like they, I can't believe they didn't put a cigarette in Hannah's mouth to film her smoke because that's our favorite thing to do. It's like, so we're smoking. I know, but it is kind of funny to see how like, quickly Bugsie has figured shit out faster than like, this is like Jessica's third charter and Jessica's like, okay, so the picnic stuff is- It's in the desk!

I've only been here three hours and I already know what the picnic stuff is! So upstairs, the guys are covering furniture, Rob's like, should we do the cushions and units like, I'm afraid to get my head bit off and anything I do around here. Okay, let's like take your broken fragile ego and let's put it on a tender and sail it off into the middle of the Mediterranean because no one really wants it on board right now. Just cover, like take some initiative

and if you do something wrong, then like, guess what? Like if you will get your head bit off, then deal with it, Okay, just be better. So bugs is like, Mr. ClubCord. And one of the guys is like, yeah, we're bringing some, we're bringing some of the people here,

like three or four, three girls, one guy just because he's the driver or something, he has to come. But yeah, we're bringing some people back tonight. And they're like, uh, great. Yeah, it's like a six course dinner, sort of. Yeah, yeah, thanks. We already rationed the food out. All right, raise. Yeah, it's like a six course dinner, so. Yeah. Yeah, thanks.

We already rationed the food out. All right, great. So then Sandy's in the galley. Well, Kiko's cooking. And Sandy is like the size that she's going to make herself a pinini or something. And she's like, you know, I'm from a big family. Like, we cook a lot of food.

You know, this is, this is great. Hey, how you doing in there, Sam? Would you have me a good time in there, Sam? Would you get me a good time in there, Sam? All right. Hey, you think I should toast the bread I mean, I love toast But this year is more about cereal for me. Do you think I should go? Is that a step back for me to go back to toast? What do you think? Go

He's like thanks for helping and she goes teamwork makes you dream work Well, I favor it now. You should probably take a nap So the guy wants to see his dog on the beach. I need to see my dog. So Jess has to go wake up Hannah and for her to get the dog from the nanny lady or whatever, which I'm glad she did because Hannah, like they're part of me is like, okay, Bugsie is just overdoing it just to make Hannah

look bad just because I remember the last season. But the other part is like, Hannah does not give a fuck. She's just like, oh, I stayed up, I'll sleep till three, you know? So I'm kind of glad that Jess went and woke her up like, oh, no. I felt, I mean, she was up until 6.30, like, because not only did she have to deal with all those drunk people and wait on all those drunk people, but then she had to clean up after them. And then, like, it really wasn't, I don't think it was like three o'clock. I mean, I think it was an hour beforehand.

So I kind of, in this case, I did feel bad for Hannah, especially because this like, I must see my dog. I mean, this is like the weird version of watching, like Theresa Duda's visit Joe and Jill. You know, like, oh God, it's another like must we must meet we have to leave now We have to bring all their documents to see the dog like I don't know I just agree with you He should not have brought the dog in the first place and then could just live their life

Yeah, so they have to get the dog and then unit just some more in the unit and Malia drama He's like Malia, did you eat those last two paninis and she goes sure then and walks off It's like, oh now, did you eat those last two paninis? And she goes, sure, then. And Waxop. It's like, oh, now it's really gonna be mad. So now they're sending all the tenders going off to Toy Island. And Hannah is actually admitting at this point, she's like, you know what?

You know what? I can't stand her on a honey face, and I can't stand her on a honey attitude, but I actually do need bugs here right now because these people are douchebags, and the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So they get all unpacked on the beach for this picnic and Justin's like just send me no escouts at the beach so I can go to the beach too because I can't go without scout. I can knock out of the beach without scout.

And Robin Malier doing all the work unpacking and stuff and Rob's like, well, you know, I talked to you And he said he wasn't being a jerk to you. He didn't mean it that way. She was yeah, but he was, you know He has a lot of nerves to say things behind my back, but can't say it to my face Mm-hmm, and then she gets knocked over by an umbrella. So then Yeah, the bits are like Looks like I brought the wind Yeah, basically like Looks like I brought the wing to

So um, yeah, so now Justin's like scout I can't wait to see scout. I can't wait to see scout I'm like just imagining when scout and Justin reunite. It's gonna be like Susan Sarandon and like Sean Penn and dead man walking like they're fingered like his finger to his scouts paw against the glass Like one last time that just scout. I guess I just have jail on my mind right now for some reason Oh, so Rob is still like loving Jess. He's like just as cool just a temperate agent as well Yeah, because I'm sorry. Oh no, go ahead. I'll just say he says it's because Jess taught him how to catapult the towel He's like just taught me this maneuver. You do it. For a challenge. Oh, I'm doing a challenge.

What? So he tells Malia, he goes, yeah, he's telling Malia that. He goes, yeah, just as cool, just some hyperintelligent. And Malia starts laughing. And he goes, why are you laughing like that? I quite like Jess. And she goes, oh, good for you. Good for you. Good for you. Good for you.

I think he thought he was kidding when he's like, she saw for intelligent as well. So then, so Hannah and Alex finally are taking the guests over to Toy Island and they meet up with, they're just like a lot of transportation happening back and forth. I'm like, I can't really even fully figure out what's happening because I'm the guests from the club that show up and the books going back and forth and their supplies and guests and the dog is a lot of moving parts to getting to Toy Island. Yeah. And Hannah hates these randoms. So I hate it when reindeer's falling the way back. And so, um, captain's like, uh, hey Pete uh can you walk over there with the could you walk

over here to get these bags that would be great. It's like oh bossy women. Man I can't do anything right. Can I? So then captain gets a phone call and it's a guy's like hey I work at the beach and we have to take down glass and test. I can all have glass and tents on the beach. It's Colin, he goes to the new job. Colin! You're doing great, you're doing great. Way to one, that be a safety first, safety first. You know, Ann, Tubby was walking on the beach and she stepped on some broken glass and has

been in ICU for three weeks because of it. So you're doing a good job. So they have to get everything off and Hannah's like, listen, I have to take up all the glass and they're like, but these are plastic. It's like up, but the alcohol or in glass bottles, do you see that? Look at that go. They'll go, oh. So I also like that, but I also by way, I like that before that before they even got the call, they were like one guy had like had like a golf club and golf balls and was like hitting them into the water

And Hannah's like I'm sorry you can't hit golf balls because they're people something right though You might see a few of your eyeballs that your golf balls would go onto their heads and hit them so no golfing Fuck face So she's filling all the plastic bottles up with alcohol and then a guy's like Oh, well if we're not gonna have the tent we're going back to the boat Hold on let me just say goodbye to mr. Scout mr. Scout. Oh my god. I'll see you later. Oh mr. Scout mr. Scout All right, how do I get back on the boat? Well, then take the dog off to its play pen

just go out on what on a get back on the belt and take the dog off to its play pin. So Alex calls Malia to tell her to come back and she's taking pictures of the dog for Instagram for the guys Instagram or whatever. And basically he goes back to because he has all these extra people coming so she calls him and tells him and he's like tonight. Six times 12 is 72 right? I'm fucked again. Hi! Hi, hi. He's still so happy. He's like, smile. He's like, this is going to be the worst night of my life. And I say this is someone who worked for Putin's godfather. I'm so happy.

And that brings us to the end of BulloDick. I'm so happy. And that brings us to the end of Bolognick. Oh, good times, good times, head by all. So yeah, we'll be back. I forget what our next episode is. Let's see, what is happening? We're doing selling, sunset, and then we're gonna be off for the rest of the week.

Yeah, so next week we're gonna open the week with Real Housewives of New York, which thank God returns. Yeah, I thought it was going back next week, but it's actually coming back this week. So we are going to be taking a few days off for the long weekend. So our recap of Real Housewives of New York will be up on Monday. Yes, and we will have video recap of both our bonus episode and selling sunset up this week.

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