Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Da Svidania

Episode Date: July 2, 2019

This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Mila learns she can't have her pancake and eat it too. Plus, we weigh in on this past weekend's "Vanderpump Rules" wedding of the century! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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We're going to discuss below deck Mediterranean. I feel like we should also mention, by the way, the Jackson Brittany got married this weekend. We totally neglected to mention that yesterday. So maybe we can talk about our impressions of what we saw on social media. But before we get into that, okay, we are just a few scant weeks away from our Cleveland and Baltimore shows as well as Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh is sold out, so thank you everyone. Cleveland is on July 25th.

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We are excited to see you all there. And I really enjoy reading that list of cities because it makes me feel like a little kid when they would go through which schools were closed for snow days, you know. Oh, I guess to you, that's I guess that's something that you didn't really get in Texas Ronnie, huh? We actually got a couple snow days, Mopaso, sir. Thank you. Really? Right. Okay. That was the best. We had a couple of white Christmas This is well. What do you think of that everybody? Well, I see you learn some private smoke. God that was the best you sit there waiting fingers crossed like give me at least a two-hour delay At least a two-hour delay

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And we also have crap ins on demand. So you can watch us instead of just listen to us. All that's at patreon.com slash watch where crap ins. And that's all the fun housekeeping for today. Before we get into Bloedeck Mediterranean, did you see any of the shenanigans happening at Jackson, Britney's wedding on social media, Ronnie? I really have not seen that much because I'm in Texas. I've been in Texas and I haven't been looking at my social. What do you think of that? I've been spending time with my family instead of staring at Instagram.

Well, I say God bless you. You know, I have to say, I've started to see it popping up everywhere and I have not indulged in it I I also like watch it, but I won't turn the sound on. I'm like I don't know We're gonna have to see a lot of it on the show. I don't know if I have the the stamina to sit and like watch These Instagram stories. It's what's up trying to bang Cena. You just don't have I don't have the fortitude. I saw a picture of that where it looks like it just looks like they're gonna bang all week. And then you know, she know you can do better. I know you don't do better often, but you could do better. You know what I mean?

It was interesting to see what's up with you now because you brought it up. And I don't want to sound stupid. So I guess we'll bring it up. The first post I see is from Chris and Doty. Chris and Doty Fyat herself. I'm looking at it now because you brought it up and I don't want to sound stupid. So I guess we'll bring it up. The first post I see is from Chris and Doty. Chris and Doty, if I add herself and it's all the wedding party, it's like a gigantic wedding party.

And I think Brittany is wearing a Boostie wedding dress. Oh, yeah. There. I can't say that it was my favorite choice of a wedding dress. I really did not like it. I thought I was, listen, I don't want to yuck on someone's yum. But sometimes you got a question, someone's yum. Okay, you don't have to yuck on.

I'll be able to question like, where are you finding yummy these days young lady? Um, yes. She looks beautiful and she's a pretty girl. She is very... She is very... She is very... You uh, she looks beautiful. And she's pretty girl. She is very, very, very beautiful. You know, uh, they look great, uh, but yeah, that dress. I'm not really sure about it, although wearing a boost, yeah, to a, uh, a boost, yeah wedding dress in a fake castle pronounced for sales sounds about right.

Uh, the bridesmaid's dresses look like they're taking a note out of the What's that girl's name who's dating James? Rickel they're taking a note out of the Rickel page. It looks like they've got some swiffer gills on them down the sides Yeah, I I saw a picture by the way first and Vandipun brules does not have a great track record when it comes to wedding dresses. Someone in our one of our Facebook groups put up a comparison between Katie, Sheena, and Brittany,

and it was like, who wore it best? And honestly, there was no clear winner to me. I, it was weird because I almost had a moment where I thought that Sheena's halter top wedding dress was the best one of the bunch. And I was like, this can't be. I still don't know where I land on it But I will say there was I saw a picture of Jackson, Brittany standing in front of like a like a

What's it called? I don't know if it was like the corp spread or the nightmare before Christmas, but you know that I Tim Burton like skeletal people yeah that Tim Burton, like skeletal people, yeah. There's like, they had like two oversize one of those standing around and then like Jackson brings this to you. Well, that's getting. I know, because I know it's like a big

Disney princess thing happening, so maybe it's like part of that. I don't know, I was, and they were doing that thing, which is what couples do now, which is to take a like Wes Anderson photo where you stand straight forward and you have your hands that's your side and you're very serious looking. But they did that in front of like Tim Burton characters.

I was like, I don't know. I don't get it. I mean, those characters are basically go away for this cast. I'm proud of that. Like Nightmare Before Couchy. Nightmare Before Couchy, man. Now there's a post where they're all dancing and Kristen's going oh Just you know, oh and people are taking

Pictures of other people taking pictures. Yeah, that goes and let's see shit is in one of these hugging Randall and sheena I also I have to say that castle I don't I don't know I don't I don't know about that castle Seeing it now to preferred white castle. Yeah, yeah, it looks I Just feel like you know when I was a kid I think I had a lot of things that I wanted to there were things I know, when I was a kid, I think I had a lot of things that I wanted to. There were things, you know, when I was a kid, I wanted to get married at Leonard's of Great Neck, okay? You don't know what Leonard's of Great Neck is.

There was a scene that was filmed there on the sopranos. It's like basically Mafio wedding hall, but when you're a kid, it's like there's sparkles on the outside and you see a big chandelier and it's like, I want to get married at Leonard's, okay? And that- Leonard's of Great Neck. Leonard's of Great Neck. And then Iandelier and I was like, I want to get married at Leonard's, okay? And that- Leonard's a great man. Leonard's a great neck. And then I grew up and I was like, never. Well, I'm also like not really interested

in getting married in general, but like either way, I was like, it's like I laugh about wanting to get married at Leonard's a great neck. And I feel like Brittany never had that aha moment about that castle, unfortunately. I'm gonna have to. Yeah. Now, you know, know, sometimes you look at weddings and it's like, God, I wish I could have gone to the wedding.

This is not one of those. But you know, God bless you two kids. You two, as long as they're happy. As long as they're happy. You have the time of your lives. Enjoy the valley. Oh, someone mentioned the other day on Twitter the other day that they were listening to us recap season one they went way back on archives and we're listening and that we said that they were going to move to the valley

that the whole cast was going to end up in the valley called it called it called it um by the good news is it did look like a very fun wedding and as you said if they're happy then I'm you know They're happy. Then I'm, you know, bless you both. If you're happy, I'm still, yeah, I'm still mildly amused by you. Like, whatever you do, let's have you get happy real quick, though, because I need a better season of your show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, start fighting now.

Now that that's all, now that this is done, start fighting, thank you. Yeah, thanks. Okay, so the countdown for Jack's cheating has begun. First time as a married man. It's a whole new level. So now let's transition over to below deck Mediterranean. Wow, talking about bad people getting what they deserve.

Below deck Mediterranean. Um, Mila, Mila, Mila to the bridge. Mila to the bridge. Mila, Mila, Mila to the bridge. Mila, Mila, Mila. And Tyler's like, oh, this is bad. I mean, of course, it's not as a gay person wanting to get married, but it's going to be bad.

So the captain's like, listen, Mila. Gosh, let me let these words, let these words hug you, surround you and hug hug. Okay. Now your attitude has been amazing. You have such passion in the galley. I can see it in. Yeah. And Mela's like so excited to hear this. Yeah. She's like, I knew that Antrimine again, but it would turn out well. Tell me, I don't know how to make pancakes. Yeah. She's like, no, I really want to show you in the third chart, or I really can do it. No buffet, all-bladed food. I wake up at 4, 5 in the morning, and go back to sleep again, and wake up again, and

make more box pancakes maybe. And then they cut back and forth between the crew all gossiping. Yeah. And so I was like, a chef has to be a chef, that's it. There's no one between. There's no one between between being a chef and a misogynist. But there's no in-between between being a chef and a massage nurse. So to be a cock gobbler, you have to go, you have to gobble cocks. That's it. That's the rule. Juggle those cocks.

Cock juggler. Are you a cock juggler or a cock gobbler? Now's the time to decide. There's no in-between unless you're in Zim. There's a lot of in-between. What am I saying? No, there's no in-between. It's all cock of them between. What I'm saying, no, there's no in between. It's all cock-a-blast.

And so the captain's like, um, look, as a human being, you're a two-hour nap. But as a captain, God, I just gotta let you go. Amila is shocked, and she's like, um, but I've worked on both the size

and people who have their own boat and private planes were happy with my food. Well, guess what? You know, maybe after Miami tastes better when the air pressure is real low. I don't know, I don't know what to tell you. I just want to say, you know, like as a human being, I have compassion as someone who likes to eat semi-decent food.

I'm starving, it's been about two weeks since I've eaten a meal. Thanks to you. So yeah, you have to get going get to go Yeah, got to go you got to go And she's like well your decision is your decision and if there's no chance then thank you for your support Yeah, I guess what you're gonna get it's what you're gonna get please my dogs hugs getting here Well because they were like on the verge of an awkward hug. It was like they were staring, like, do I start the hug? Do you start the hug? Because you fired me, so you should hug me,

but I can hug too, you know? Mm, yeah, Sandy couldn't hug her. You know, Sandy can hug any, but Sandy would hug a dolphin, you know what I mean? Well, she could figure out how to hug a jellyfish, Sandy. But Milla, no, Milla won't uncross her arms. She's, you know, no, Blame, Richie's got fired. Now Blame, we're for everything else, yes.

Yeah, earthquakes, Blame Milla. What is she's the worst? What I call her? Milla. He said, Milla. Milla, she's the worst. He said, Milla, she's the worst. What did I call her?

Oh, it worked. Milla, she's the worst. Oh, yeah, okay, thanks. Yeah. Yeah. People like me with big ego have to be put down to your earth a little bit, but it makes me feel like I want to work even harder. I'm like, you barely work. So any, any Iod of work you do would automatically work in harder.

Yeah, you need to get on like recipes.com and start practicing. Okay. I'm not going to get crazy and suggest you actually go to the school that you're Pretending that you went to but you know make some kind of effort. You need to have like a moment with Ann Barrell Okay, we need Ann Barrell just to hector her be like what are we making here pancakes from a box? We don't do that here Oh Not here. We're gonna put these yogisy's in the oven. My beautiful little Yokey don't give a love to you. Okay, we're gonna show you how to make nachos.

We're gonna put them in a cheese bath and let them get mushy and fun. Put the in the oven by cheese babies. You know, who is this lesbian? Hehehehehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehhehheh Let me talk to the food. You don't do that in Russia. So the captain is just pacing around going, God, what do I gotta do? Ghost hugs someone someone hug me. So she's like, God, you know, I would have given her a chance But she's just a liability and a stage and a stage. Could you please come to the bridge? Question I just let the chef go. Do you think he could fill in a you please come to the bridge? Question. I just let the chef go. Do you think he could fill in a chef for the next charter? And Anastasia's

like, oh my god. Do you mean can I be a perfect chef? Yes! Hey, why is it that it always seems to be like a heart-playing whenever you walk into the room? What's up with that? I'm perfect! I mean, let me think about it. Let me look like I'm really torn with this decision. Do I want to be third stew or chef? I mean, I can do each job pretty damn perfectly, but where will my perfection shine most? I'll be the chef! Yeah, cleaning toilets or doing my life's work and passion.

Sandy's like, well, she has proven she has raw talent. And I say that mainly because she served us all raw beef. So, look forward to your cook's talent too. Oh, and guess what you guys get from me? A public apology. What do you think of that? Because I said she made beef carpacio twice and she didn't, she made beef carpacio the second time,

but the first time she made a fruit carpaccio. Oh, Ronnie, so there you go everybody. It doesn't happen often, so take that apology, put some ketchup on it, eat it, digest it, peep it out later, just enjoy it. Were people hounding you? No, someone just told me nicely. Like, oh, don't worry, that was not,

that was a fruit carpaccio And I was like oh my goodness I'm like I'm just imagining all your cameos. Oh cuz we're on cameo now forgot to mention Like this is Ronnie and I just want to apologize to you also for mentioning that she made the carpaccio twice I was really just want to know yeah guys if you ever want me to apologize for anything you need to pay me many on cameo to pay Apologize for anything as long as you pay us. Oh, hoors. I'm sorry for saying that castle was tacky. Uh, now look at me. That'll be $30, yeah.

So the captain, the captains in the crew mess, and she's like, yep, I let me look out. And Aisha's like, when was she? I feel bad for me, Ler. In the scene, Steader Tommy has been cut short, but I don't feel bad for her professionally because she shouldn't be leaving. So Anastasia is you know Anna Stasia hugs I should everyone see everyone's cheering for Anna

Stasia at this point right and then it goes to me then she goes good luck now fuck off. Yeah on Travis is like back to mother Russia mother fucker. And Hannah goes I swear there's a Taco Bell somewhere that needs a shift. And then he should go, oh! So then this clean the boat everybody. Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean. And then Aisha and Jack are talking and she's like Jake what do you want me a birthday? And he's like I don't think I have had a birthday party. I just don't like them. Me sister loves them

And then she's there every year. She says I'm 19 on 20 on 21 on 22 23 like yeah, that's pretty much how it works Yeah, like do you know how old you are? He's like out of refuse to count how old I am. And then Aisha tells this really like heart-rending, devastating story about her brother who had brain tumors and passed away. But she manages to do in the Aisha way where she's like, all cheery and she's like, yes, in his last rich way. I love you. Oh, isn't that sad? I was like, oh my god, I'm crying here and you're like, all cheery and she's like, yes, and his last words were, I love you all, isn't that sad? I was like, oh my God, I'm crying here

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They're like, hey, good to see you on that starving animal over there. Hey, that thing looks like it has rabies. Let's get a shot. So they go to a restaurant called Latino and they're having Mexican fusion I'm all over there. Hey, that thing looks like it has rabies. Let's get a shot. So they go to a restaurant called Latino and then they're having Mexican fusion pizza in the South of France. I was like, okay, enjoy that. Just when you thought it was safe to leave Milo's kitchen.

I know their bar has been so lowered. So Jack's like, I want some snails, because I'm a prince. And they're just both like kind of, you know, small talking. And Jack and I should have this flirting thing going on, which is kind of cute, eh? Yeah, I actually do enjoy it because I like them both. And Aisha also gets an espresso martini, which means that she's now officially cast member. Yeah, welcome to the show. Yes, you are officially on.

So then Collins is like, oh, when I hang out with my friends at home, I mean, they're all married and have kids. I mean, it's my mom and my dad, basically. And I'm the kid. Anyway, that's it. I just want to say. When I go out with my friends at home, I say'm gonna get the bill and they never let me say thanks mom Whenever I go out with my friends always like did you finish your homework? I'm like of course I did

That's when I'm going out right now mom So then anesthesia stressing out so she leaves early while the other one's, you know, dance and Aisha's just dirty dancing and everyone's staring at Aisha. Like, damn girl. Yeah. And then Anastasia is, she's, she's like alone in the yacht and she calls up her boyfriend Evan and she's like, oh my god.

I didn't know I was gonna have to step in for the fucking chef. I mean, I'm not a super yacht chef. I'm so scared that I'll just be too good for them. Well they appreciate it. When I execute my meals flawlessly, I don't know. People think they want a perfect chef, but Jesus was perfect and look what happened. I'm just concerned that my little bluebird helpers are just, they're just gonna swap them away and then where will I be without them? And then her boyfriend is totally supportive goes. Yeah, that's gonna be really hard So Hannah's like all right, let's go back to the boat and Travis they're driving back and

In the van Travis is like, cool in, you wanna have an amp with me? Come on, come on over here and he's like, I'm shortly, I'll get right on that crazy person. Oh, I'm just saying the corner, you'll be safe, saying the corner, you'll be safe, pretend to look at your phone. Oh God, I got angry birds, load, load, load. So, Joe and Jack are talking and just like I saw you in the reach a

I should grinding it mate and he's like, yeah me a little far from me All that I do it if she wants all the breakfast off of a rat Yeah, I like her. She's Asia's a classy girl and then it cuts to To Travis sing to Asia if you can the volume just let me know She's, Aisha's a classic girl, and then it cuts to, to traversing to Aisha. If you can't even warm, just let me know. She's like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh So did you see that Jorau got munged or something? He's like, I'd like to say thank you to all the boys who mugged me as I tried to give them money. Thank you for that. And he's like giving himself like sexy face into the Instagram, but it's like bruised.

He's like, well, I gave some money. Thanks a lot to the guys who I gave them some free food and then they jumped me for my money. And the cops didn't even help me. Thanks a lot for that I'm like Why does this always seem to happen to Jua? Why is he always like this like like? This here this hero that is underappreciated hero, right? There's a word for it I'm blanking on it But like it's always so convenient that he's always this noble guy who never gets the credit work red suit like

I'm sure like when he gave the food is like here. I have this you fuck faces and they probably just punched him in the face, you know Is that your hungry would you like me to give you some cocked to gobble? They like beat the shit out of him. Yeah, he probably like dumps his hot dog on their head And he's like oh, well I get in free food and he beat me up and then the cops wouldn't help me because the cops like oh Yeah, this guy again I don't know. I just don't believe how much he does. Yeah, me too. So then Jack, uh, Jack is like,

we're in the boxers and Tyler's like, come on, let's get naked mate. I'll get naked with you. So they both get naked. And then this is where we get the Buffalo Bill, um, man, Gina shot from Tyler. Yeah, putting his man, in the in the camera. And Jack's like,

when a man chooses man-gina with you, you know you're gonna be mixed for life, huh? Yeah. Yeah. And that life will not be much longer if, if Sun's the Lamb's taught us anything. So, um, also, I felt bad for Colin because when they all got out of the van, he was like left behind and he was like, they like closed the seat on him, you know, and he's like, oh, I'm just not mixing with the seat this year. So and next morning, anesthesia is like, you know, like being chef, there's like only one person on your crew. It's just like, I'm the only one on my team. And like, if

I don't do well, I'm letting the team down, which is me. But of course that won't happen because I'm going to do it perfectly. I just want everyone to know I'm getting all the credit for this. Thank you. I mean, my team really looks up to me. So this is going to be a big one. So Anastasia is calling, oh wait, Jack and I, Jack and Aisha are talking, cut the notes on the show go so quick. So Jack and Aisha are talking and Jack's like, do you remember last night? We had a little kiss, we were dancing and I was like, lovely, and she goes, I don't remember dancing with you at all! Did we? Actually, never did don't remember that. No, I don't remember that at all.

So we get a preference sheet meeting. Yeah, people are Daniel and Sherry Fouche. Fouche. I could have sworn we've seen these people before, at least heard that name, but who knows. So, we learn it's gonna be Dan and Sherry Funch and their son and their daughter who's a recording artist So already I'm like like I'm just like putting on like a napkin like a little bib just like getting ready to feast on this

This is gonna be hilarious They want a rap dinner. They want a rap dinner to celebrate Ashley's music video Yeah, I was like okay, it sounds a rap party. Come on. And then it's like, it's a film crew of like one lady, Cassandra. So yeah, so they're talking about the preference sheet and everything. And Sandy's really nervous about putting all this responsibility in Aesthesia's hands. But she's like, you know what? She needs to know that her captain believes in her because if she doesn't we're going down in flames

So I guess I'll be smiling for more carpaccio Can't wait can't wait for some ranzino carpaccio's So then the guys are talking then Charles Joao and Colin are talking about bad there in their bunks. And Chow's like, oh, did anyone do stuff wrong last night? What was going on? And Colin's like, yeah, Tyler only talks about his sex. Like instead of talking about someone's,

that big, someone's dick is, why don't we talk about our hobbies? Like, I don't know, playing Scrabble with mine. Yeah. What's your favorite Scrabble word? And have ever been able to align it up just so you hit the triple word score? God that's so good. Mom is great at that. And I was like, well I didn't want you to win yourself off out of the group, mate. We should have a talk about it. Would you call it? What do you talk? What do you call that? And he's like, an intervention call. Is that

when my mom got me to stop drinking so many tanks in a day? That was rough. But you got through it, Kali. Oh, mom, are you outside the window? I'm proud of you, Kali, sex talk is not Kali talk. You just hear them on through the pipes. I love you, Kali triple word score. I'm gonna sign a petition to Scrabble people to say that Kali should be in the dictionary. Be back soon with an update. They cut from Kali and talking about how Norete is with sex talk to Tyler asking Jack. He's like, would you focus a little person?

Yeah. And he's like, I don't know, mate. And he's like, yeah, it's just giving me a sip, you just thinking about it. Yeah. So then Hannah and Joao said, because they are basically, basically everything, this whole chef situation, they're all understabbed

so Hannah and Joah have to meet to talk about it and you can tell Hannah's stressed because when she's stressed she starts to pant she's like oh I'm just just trying to figure it what to do honey just a little christ panting like it's when jogging but I haven't I lose a stave I'm fine. I'm fine. Honey. Honey. Honey. Honey. Honey. Honey. She's just doing lemons. If she ever gets pregnant, that's going to be her lamas. I call it a lamans like a Pontiac doing her Pontiac Le Mans breathing What you do with the monster Le Seps

Lamas to the Seps Welcome to the Pontiac Lamons Okay, it's everyone get on your uniform. So it's it's time to greet these guys and the dad is a bleach blonde Dush he looks like Thomas Parabo whatever Therabo, you know Michael Jackson's old lawyer Very obscure reference, but that's just the idea is I was like, huh? I was trying I was going through my mental world X But I was like let's discuss a member of illegal team of a pop star who died 10 years ago

You was a good reference Kylie. I got it The the family is so nice though. They're all they're so positive to like Whoa are those stairs Whoa are those stairs? Wow it's a table! Did you see that when they were lined up and a stage show had like this big like I'm the best little girl in the world smile on. It was like her hands were like on top of each other. It's like ding. I just wrote positive family. Hi. Bad tippers. Yeah, so we'll see. Tonble tell so so Dan thunch goes up to a shun is like, is this champagne organic?

She goes, I don't care. I'll drink it anyway. And she goes, she goes from Oh, so they go on the boat tour and just say wow. Oh, hmm. So then the captain, you know, anchor anchor anchor anchor anchor anchor. I'm done. So, uh, yeah. So basically, uh, Travis is in thealley helping out a stager because he actually was like He worked in a kitchen on a boat before so he's peeling potatoes and so now But this means both the interior and the exterior are our underman or underwoman and so Sandy's like well This is good because now we're gonna see how's wow Leads so this is gonna be a test. I'm like, mm-hmm. Okay.

So the good luck with that lawn-cared hippie, hippie, poopy-duke, right? I'm gonna film with that one, huh? Then Ashley is, uh, Ashley's like, oh my god. I'd love that they have M&M's here. This is the singer girl, right? Yeah, she's like the pop star. She's gonna be the next day. She's gonna be the next day. She's gonna be the next Becky G.

The next night. Her song is like Friday that she sings, which I guess we'll get to. Yeah. Who sang that song? That was Rebecca Black. Yeah, Rebecca Black. It's very that. It sounds almost exactly the same to me

It has it also seems to cover similar territory about like waking up Yes, like getting out there morning good morning good morning in the morning. I wake up in the morning I get up. I mean that's good Focus that be focused on the money I be focused on the money. I be focused on the money. Hold your pin if you don't care. If you don't want me, good morning, good morning. I'm focused on the money. Well, then why are you waking up right now?

You should have been awake all the time. Oh, you so let's see. Well, that's what's happening right now. Oh, that is what's happening right now. I'm like, oh my god, I've got a huge paragraph coming up. It's a lady named Cassandra. It's just like, this is the big music video. It's a lady named Cassandra.

I'm like, you know, like at old camcorder. It's like recording this girl while she's sitting on a step. They're crotch like, you know, just like, it's not a flattering angle for anyone. I'm not saying because she's a lady. It's like, it's very crotch forward. It's not really the look you're going for. About waking up in the morning. In the morning, in the morning, feeling great. How are you? You focus?

I be focused on the money. Hold your opinion. I don't care if you love me. You can show your mind every day. Aint signing. Good morning. What is this? I wrote down as much as I could possibly right now. Because it was dying. I was like, is she auditioning to be the next member of Carmen, or whatever that band was? So she's just like, Captain Sandy's just sitting watching her from everyone's just sort of like watching.

Like, what is happening? That hell is happening. Maybe Pine for the days of the tilted skirt doing a tilted kil't doing a calendar photo shoot. That lady, that dried out lady from last week screaming for a cigarette and an asterisk was like more pleasant to listen to the music. Good morning, good morning.

Let's me Ashley be waking up in the morning, got things to do, all the arms like going off. Now I'll tell you who's going off. It's me in the morning, got a radio show, but guess what? It's mom and dad listening in, and we are having a call in right now because I'm looking for my money in the morning.

That's a little freezer. So Anastasia is gonna make them some Mexican food. And she's like, I know the flavors and I can execute them. Guess how? Perfect. Get to this. Yeah, I'm making my own tortillas. So Milahue, Milahue. She said she was serving chicken spinach enchiladas though, but they were burritos. I was a little confused, but you know, you go girl. So again, it's like that wedding in Kentucky. Little confused, but you go girl.

You go girl. Yeah, you go girl. You know, you do you. I love a burrito as well. You know, maybe we just call them different things we're on from. I don't know. Okay, so Ashley is still singing. Good morning.

Good morning. I woke up like good morning, time to get the day. So they don't love the lunch and let's see. There's a swell that's growing. It's a swell, so it's time to move the boat. So they're so calling, this is a big episode for calling because it's time to move the boat. So they're so Colin, this is a big episode for Colin because he's getting to do a lot of big things like move things and stuff like that. So that's to bring the slide in and Colin is busy.

He's trying to bring up the tender on the david or something and he's like, Colin, okay just put that down and pull the slide in. You know, you're gonna get yourself heard. Listen to the captain, Golly! Be careful! You're right as well as coming in at a team, Colly, because you're swell, Colly! Did we mention the hand-jou hour in the music video dancing with this girl on the trampoline, and Cullen goes, well, I'm a music major, So having Ashley on this charter is a nice change. Yeah, she's a real music studio. That one.

Yeah, seriously. So they need to bring in all these things. And like, Jawa was doing something. And they need Travis. And Sandy's like, anyone in the interior, can you wake up Travis? We need Travis. See, this is where I need a leader

This is where I need to wow wake up Travis and I don't know about him And he's like I'm toyed. I'm so tired for this shit. She's like come on Like all right pull up pull up the toys. I'm cause like this is bullshit. Fuck this. What are we doing? Yeah, you just put these out. Yeah so So now like the guests are they're the subtle that issue and now the guests are hanging out and They they want to know if Asia is single or or she interested in Jack or something I say I'm an independent woman. Yeah, I already need me myself and I to check how long my colon is. You know you told me how poo comes out. I told myself because I'm an independent woman. So dad goes down to the kitchen which is just a huge no-no sir.

goes down to the kitchen, which is just a huge no-no, sir. And he's like, well, pizza pie, that's a moray, huh? All right, tonight at dinner, I want Niyoki. People say him a little much with the Niyoki, but come on, Niyoki, what? And I say just like, oh, your poor wife must be jealous of how much you love the Niyoki. And he goes, oh, Teresa's not my wife. She's my wife. And he has to be just like, ah, okay. And he just goes,

you look like you need some more wine. Let me catch you out here. You know that this guy's gonna come back next season and he's gonna have like a hat that says, like, hashtag, no key lover or hashtag, no key man. He's gonna like give himself, he's gonna have like a hat that says like hashtag no key lover or hashtag no key man He's gonna like give himself. He's gonna like start He's gonna try to start like a hashtag for himself and nickname. He's like mr. Nokey He's gonna like be like get it. Nokey guy from Bullo deck. Yeah, he will be like that one guy who's like hashtag no onions

Remember him. Yeah, I remember that douche. Yeah, whatever time was So the anchor down anchor down anchor down. So the mom is Wasted yes, yeah, basically, and she's like it's so hard to be me. I mean you have him You have no key man who wants to be center for tension. You have little a b doing her rap songs. He gets attention. You get the guy at my son is a doctor. He just automatically gets attention.

And then there's me little on me with no attention. I'm like, you are sitting, you're blabbing on to all these people. You're getting a lot of attention. I know. I just put and that no one pays attention to me as 10 people this mirror. She literally has like an audience. It's just like the cast and crew of Blowback just sitting there watching.

So Anastasia is like, well, my ex had a two star restaurant. And you know what? He did all the meat and fish, but I did all the carbs, but I learned how to cut from him. I learned how to cut from him. I learned how to cut from him perfectly. And Tyler's like, I'm going to add salt briefly unless you have something. She's like, no. So it's just like 15 minutes. 15 minutes before we serve the feed. Yeah. And then it's Asia's like, my heart is racing. I just am so nervous that I will blow their minds too much with my perfect food So then basically everyone gathers for dinner and

Some people are making beds and some people are trying plates That's blue deck and Hannah's like all right. Would you that's a splodic. And Hannah's like, all right, would you like steel, a sparkling honey, honey? And Dan's like, well, let me look into your eyes. I'll take sparkling. She's like, get the fuck out of my face, honey. She's like, die. Die, honey.

Die in a fire. I hope you get a chair on some nookie. So the captain is like, I want to try that risotto. And it goes on. Dun, dun, dun. Good Mersel. Captain Sandy wants to taste risotto. What will happen?

So I guess what, Sandy thinks it's pretty good. In fact, it's some of the best risotto she's ever had. So, that's an art to be in basic. Let me tell you, that's what this entire episode is about. Have you seen that girl singing? Okay. So then the dad, like, up on at the table, Dan is like, hey, Hannah, we'd like to know what you're doing

for Thanksgiving because my son, the doctor, would like you to join for the family Thanksgiving. And I was like, on the third student, I haven't had a break all day and now you want me to fuck your son. Now question. I don't have time to brush my hair. Fuck your son. Fuck your son.

I mean, will he pay for my ciggies? Can you afford a flight from Prague? Because then we're really talking. The leave is Eddie Ott. That's what I'd like to name. She has a great response though. She goes, I love one guys asked me out through the dead and the son is not embarrassed enough. He's like, yeah, that's right. Yeah, as you just laugh I don't know if you mentioned that She laughs like oh honey. Oh

honey Oh So the next course is the guess what you're gonna all gonna be happy in yokey man because it's Yokey oh Yokey homemade spinach and yokey and gay love it Oh, no key homemade spinach and yokey and gay love it. They love it. But at a stage was like, you know, I don't want to be in this position of being chef, but I kind of get off in that I'm doing good. I mean, I wish I could get off and being surprised, but unfortunately, no surprise here.

So, Hammond, Aisha are cleaning the table and they're putting, you know, all the rocks in the big uh, pearl necklace like bead things away. And Aisha goes, doesn't it feel like you're putting the intestines back in someone's stomach? And then it's like, you're really weird, don't I? And then inside, then meanwhile, uh, Jack, Travis is working and he's like I need to go I need to go to bed and so Jack Jack is like go to bed then I'll do this shit He gets like all guilty like he's about to bust into musical theater. Oh go to bed then I'll do this shit And H.S. is on roll to the Davis in the breath and the heart and my soul can reach.

I was a drone-machined. He's like, here's the last person I thought would be quote, Billy Shakespeare. Oh, I guess. Was that Billy Shakespeare? I couldn't tell I had my finger up my bum the whole time. Eeeeee. One minute she's talking about sticking a finger over us.

The next match is reciting Shakespeare. I like it, it's taking a finger of her ass. The next minute she's reciting Shakespeare. I like it. I like it a lot. So now it's late night anchor watch and Jack is on anchor watch and obviously there's like beeping. And suddenly this show basically turns into dust boot because the light's like really red. It's like scary looking and he's like, what's going on here?

What's going on here? What's going on here? So we wakes up Captain Sandy and there's like wind picking up so they have to like move the yacht and it's like all like again it's like very red and like urgent and scary and everyone is working hard but Travis is asleep etc. Yeah and Colin's like this is the first time I'm dropping the anchor by myself! I'm a duck right now, because on top they're chilled, but on the bottom they're like, no! Also, that's the word I just played with mom on, words with friends, so I like to call it words with mom! You'll be better next time, golly. Thanks, mom. So they basically they're like, they're up for like an hour and a half, moving this boat, pulling everything out, everything up from the water, onto the boat, et cetera, et cetera.

So they finally move, they get to a new location. And they, it's like the morning routine. Everyone's just excited for life to go back to normal. And that they're all putting their toys out to getting all the toys put down and What's her bones and a station made a really beautiful holidays? That was great and she's also making my pancakes effort. Oh my god. It looks so good. Yeah, I'm pancakes. She looks so cute She's like I just don't know how this was so difficult for me lot And did you catch the girl? I forget her name the rapper girl she's actually be um

Yeah, like I don't want to go online like I don't want to find a guy to date online and then her friend goes, but you can't be 30 in single Isn't it funny that you're a 30 in single and yet you don't have a single? Isn't that weird? Oh God, girl power, geez. So then, uh, jow to, jow out to bridge. She's like, you're a great at setting these toys up. I gotta say great job as a person. I respect you as a captain, you're a cop juggler. Am I doing this right? We're doing this right? She's like, this isn't beautiful here. You know, this girl is recording a music video. I wanted to have a better backdrop. So come on, let's put up the toys. I mean admittedly, she's using a camera that's just better,

just a hair better than a Fisher Price My First Camera Do-Hikki thing, but she deserves a prettier background. So let's do a lot of effort to make a nice backdrop for a video that will never be seen by anyone. Yeah. Well, I don't have a bitch about what? But this is insane, man. So everyone's pissed off.

Yeah. And everyone's like super pissed. Captain didn't win any points on that one. No, and I was exhausted just watching this. They were like hauling everything up. They're exhausted because they were up in the middle of the night. And I was just like, oh my God. I'm just sitting here on my couch

and I'm like already my muscles are tired. Yeah, and then we have some anchor drama or favorite thing. Yes, yeah. Big, well, it's a fake out because there, again, they're talking everything's going smoothly and suddenly there's smoke in the galley and it's like No, there's a kitchen drama, but it's just like the toaster, but then guess what? Major anchor drama Colin brings up the anchor oh No chains on the chains on the deck mom

No chains on the chains on the deck mom You know don't don't don't so we'll see what happens next week Well, it was a very exciting episode fun times It was fun by meela. She sucka. Yeah, the mother Russia mother fucker. That's exactly right and we are going back to Mother America for July 4th weekend everyone So everyone have a fantastic weekend. We are having a short week, but we will be back next week Yeah, everyone be safe and if you're not in America have a wonderful next few days and we will talk to everyone on Monday Go get your tickets. It's Baltimore and Cleveland watch, watchrocrapons.com for that, and all our other cool stuff. Have a great day, bye everyone.

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