Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Dick Schtick w Guest Kate Chastain

Episode Date: August 8, 2018

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that we had such a great first year that we just purchased a bigger, more beautiful property across the street. So in the next five days, I'm moving the entire store across the street with all my volunteers, most of whom are senior citizens. Oh my God, please state that. Actually, I thought about doing a drink in my feelings challenge with like a bunch of old ladies carrying it. Please do it. I feel like that's an instinct to go with. Mm-hmm. Make it fun. It's going to be like a parade because we're just going across the street.

Yeah, well, an old lady carrying boxes of older stuff parade. Yes. Sounds like that kind of parade, I've been. It's going to my kind of parade. I've been. Is that your slow parade? Yeah, you sleep for a reason, I'm like, oh, it's so fast. Oh, it's already over. Why is everybody walking so fast? The gay pride parades are like, over. Oh my gosh, they're like a ray. Yeah, they have a very quick gay pride, because then we

drink after, you know, so the parade done and old ladies like to have a drink now. And so I'll just keep all the wine over at the new location as bait. That's actually smart. Like wine, wine bottles on the stick. I'm thinking of starting my own version of alcohol instead of skinny girl. Like definitely did like geriatric girl and like have it prune infused vodka a geratone or a teeny yeah fuse to some electrolytes yeah I mean I live in Florida that would be a big seller down here if you buy enough

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Huh. That's a cute. Okay, everybody. Welcome to Below Deck Med. We start today's episode off. Finding out well, we're finishing the fight that we had last week which was you're only with me for money I was like listen Conrad Hannah is not with you for money. She's with you for 23 year old D Okay, I think you're for convenience while you guys are on the craft on a boat together like who cares what the long-term goals are because let's face it Charter season's over in six weeks cross that bridge when you get there Yeah, she was earth row your throw your 23 year old off that bridge when you get there

There was only when reason she got mad at you and that's because you sided with captain sandy and got scared when you got yelled at Okay, that's the truth. So deal with it and hug yourself Well the whole argument being over a carton of cigarettes is just strange to me. So yeah, I think you're right that she's probably like subconsciously really mad about the sandy thing. We have a little delay everybody by the way, because we're across the seas from each other. Well, not the seas, but you're biosee, and I'm biosee, and they're different seas. From sea to shining sea, that's us. Yeah. I listen, if somebody bought me a carton of cigarettes or a rear filming and they asked for 50

euros, I would say, here's 50 euros and actually here's an extra 50 euro to never bring it up on camera. Yes, and also since I started you smoking in the first place, because my thing with Hannah is that now she owes Conn read so much like she needs to be paying for part of its health insurance because he only started smoking to hang out with Conn with Hannah, you know. I love how every time they're arguing about the cigarettes, they're smoking, chain smoking. Yes, as you do, you know, it's a sick cycle everybody, don't start smoking, by the way, and smoking at my screen door right now while we talk. Can you guys are only, you know how much closer to another Carton argument, you guys are getting yourselves? Also, we know that you're young enough to know what a podcast is.

They're still time to quit. So they're fighting over this carton of cigarettes or whatever. And then the captain is still on her mission to just locate everything that's Hannah and Conrad and she's like, guys, that is the quickest beach setup I have ever witnessed in my life. Oh my god, what's the difference? What's the difference? What's the difference? So we go over to the club where everybody's fighting, which is called Alterigo, which is very fitting because you've got Joao, with two terrible personalities that are exactly the same. I was going to say the exact same thing like that is the comedic miracle that Conrad just happened to be sitting

in front of the alter ego sign when the Watt out comes over in his alter ego state and acts of fool. Yes, and Jowaw is always like, Oh, they J has aub comes to it when I'm drunk. And Jemal is supposed to be this evil serial killer, but really he's just like this massage and this dick who steals shoes off of little boys. I just don't feel like Jemal is actually even that different from Jemal.

Yeah, when you have the same haircut, you're like the same person. Like when your hair is that stupid as both characters, it's more about your hair than your actual personality. That hair, I mean, it's like you can't trust somebody with that hair. I don't know what it is. It's about the spikiness of it, the gel of it, the kind of side part. I don't know, but he just needs a new hair saw. He just shaved it, star over. Yeah, for me, it's that he puts effort into it to make it look like he doesn't put effort

into it. You know what I mean? Like he gels it or something. He does something to it where it's like I'm making effort to be this much of a dick with my hair. And it always looks kind of wet because that's the product to you to get a dry wax get a pomade. Yeah, oh, a pomade. I used to wear a pomade. I think it makes you bald. I blend the pomade. So Adam is chasing after Hannah because she's like, hey, you know, I have a name three. And then she gets in her cab and my cousin puffs away. And so Adam follows her. Oh no, Conrad doesn't jump in yet. First you outsteel, so she off of his foot and Conrad has switched into crazy Conrad where he's just like yelling in his eyes, get into little slits and he kind of scares me. What did you think of mad Conrad?

Mad Conrad was a new flavor of Conrad and I think he's just tired of getting yelled at by Sandy, tired of fighting over 50 euros with his girlfriend, tired of fighting with his girlfriend, tired of getting yelled at by Joao. He has just reached his point. But I actually kind of respected him a little bit more for it. Yeah, yeah, I can see that because he didn't just lie down and take it, you know. Yeah. And I love that cigarette, a cigarette carton is what really threw him over the edge. That's kind of what worried me, you know. Like if it's a huge thing, I can get it. Maybe it was just the chip, chip, chip, chip, the wave conrad throughout the night.

But like if a cigarette carton is gonna get you like that you'll murder me It was the carton that broke the camels back, you know Yes, it was the camel that broke the camels back. I knew there was a cigarette joke So he steals his foot and Conrad's like I need time on my own bra And he's like oh he needs he's 23, and he just needs time on the same. Guess what I was doing at 23, and then, I was pulling elephants. Yeah.

You said he was pulling elephants? We're excellent. I don't know. It's like Noah's Ark, all the photos with animals that Joao has submitted this season. Remember that one where he's like, every girl I've ever broken up with me. He's broken up with me and Zimbabwe

and then showed a picture of him holding a snake. It's like the creepiest photo ever. He's like holding a snake in bed. Like lovingly, like what happened after that photo? Where was that? He's like, you're the only snake I love snake. I finally hit tonk to decide. It's all you snake Conrad gets mad, which is what Joao wanted so he's like, oh my god, he's you And then Conrad's like, oh, we'll kick your ass, bro

And then he like flicks who he flicks his face Which is very real housewives of New York, right? Like just flicking somebody in their face That is so aggressive. Yeah, and then just like, hey, dear you, hey, dear, you flicked my face. And don't you, if it's all to me, log that again. And then it just became this guy off where you just walk away from both guys and master,

right, because gross. Like who wants to deal with that? And then there's a bunch of random bar guys standing around looking real embarrassed for them. I confused like this. We've seen some bar guys standing around looking real embarrassed for them. I confused like this We've seen some bar fights before, but this was just better. Yeah, this is our first flick fight. So thanks guys You're making America look really great guys. It's like a elementary school playground fight. I stole your shoe I've looked you face

I'm telling teacher. Yeah, and Brooks waiting over there on the side. Like, what happened? Yeah. What happened to you, my man? He's like, I took his shoes, so he flipped me in the face. I mean, if there's ever a flickable face that's been made as joeous. He's got a very flickable face.

Yeah, flick it. So then Adam and Hannah are talking. And Adam's in his, like, I'm going to pretend to be nice to Hannah while the cameras are on us. And then when she walks away, I'm going to talk about how terrible she is at her job or whatever. So I know. I am a fan of Adams new attitude to season. Like those charter guests, the honey shar, sharers that were like so hideous and demanding with their food, they pushed Adam over the edge until like end of season,

like over it at the beginning of the season. So he is already just so snappy, snarky, it's amazing. He's hilarious. Yeah, I mean, he pushed the onion joke a little far. But otherwise, yeah, I definitely say definitely a definite improvement in Adam the season. Yeah. So I thought we'd moment in the galley, you know, he's kind of given our captain counsel, like, oh, honey, just sit here on the counter, drink your wine, I'll make you an empadada, toastada, we'll have to talk about things. And he's like, you knew he was a decade younger than you, take some responsibility for your

onions. That's true, but you're he's always trying to date like the young, young girl too. That's what I thought I was like how much younger was Malia Adam? Let's do the math. Yeah, and he ran it up because it's only seven years between Conrad and Hannah. Listen, don't round up to a decade. That sounds much more severe and it's not even true. Yeah, and I'm 42 so every year counts you know especially after 30 and I'll lay that's when everybody really I guess in the world that's when everybody really starts freaking out like do I have a house to have a child what am I doing what am I doing with my life mom um I'm 35 and a half

I'm 35 and a half. I said 40. We'll be in 40. I gave that Hannah admitted in the Galleach and it's kind of hilarious how she does is genius. She says, well, maybe I made a mistake. Like, just that sentence alone and you can do anything as long as you admit, well, maybe I made a mistake. Yeah, because it's like also a slam to Conrad. Like, maybe he just can't handle all of this, honey. But yeah, any show, if you just say maybe I made a mistake or maybe I'm wrong, then everyone automatically forgives you, right?

Because you never hear that on a reality show. Yeah, I don't even know that I've ever been able to utter that words, because you know, I don't like admitting that I did anything wrong But when you say well, maybe I made a mistake. You're not admitting you're wrong, but you're getting the credit for it Yes, maybe you know what I'd like to think the word maybe It's really pulled me through so many dark times. It's a good one. So Joao Joao's a boob keeps he stumbles on to the boat and stumbles down the stairs just you know flicking the walls in revenge and Let's see here boat night stumbling cone down the stairs Casey and Jamie talk and Jamie's like such a little shit stir

But really all she cares about is chocolate milk. So nothing ever really gets stirred, you know She's like what happened with you out? Where's the chocolate milk? She's like, what happened with you out? Where's the chocolate milk? There's not much to talk about. And Casey's just like, I want to rip him a new asshole for the way that he treated me, the way that he treated ions, the way that he sits. Okay, Casey, you've talked enough now. Be quiet. Casey, we really know why you're mad at him. You're mad at him because he chose broken over you. And honestly, I bet money that if Casey was an on her like eight year waiting till marriage to have sex thing I think Joao would have picked Casey.

Oh yeah so he can get laid. Yeah. Well Joao didn't I mean he picked a break for like two weeks but this episode he's already kind of back jumping back on the Casey train you know I knew I knew that would last, but I was hoping it would at least last till the season finale, because I like Brooke. I don't want to see Brooke. Hurry, poor little Brooke. I like Brooke too. She's elegant. She can really red lipstick like no one else. Right. And she's that she's that kid in the news that like jumps into the lion's cage and then they get eaten and then everyone is said to be like, oh my God god a poor kid got eaten by a lion all the comments online are like well where were the parents who where was the one

warning her who who jumps into a lion cage like they blame the kid and that's kind of where Brooks at right now it's like you've seen Joao in every situation and you're jumping into Joao wow cage you know it's your problem okay I can't feel for you anymore I I'm giving it up, Brett. No, she has, I think she's like in denial, because she always, you know, people do different things when they get hammered. And if she's got like narcolepsy when she gets hammered,

she just goes to sleep. So she hasn't really witnessed his worst behavior. So in her mind, he's not that bad. Yeah, but he's even gross sober. He's not as bad sober, but, you know, and yeah, I guess you're right, because when you just see him sober, you're like, Oh, my God, he cares so much about the slide.

A real man cares that much about a slide. He's driving the boat. It's just like the captain of the high. I mean, Yawning, having fever is a real thing. If Brooke met Joao in like normal life, unbumble, would she be as in love? Probably not. No, she would have liked quadruple to after, whatever you do on Bumble, I'm not really sure what the method is there. Yeah, me either. So Hannah is the next morning and Brooke's semi-tabbling

to Captain Sandy. Captain Sandy is just leaning there having her cup of hugs. And Brooks like, there was a bit of drama between John Conrad, flickerball face, eh? And Captain's like, there is just so much tension. Well actually, the first day was amazing. Remember when everybody works so well together? Has anybody figured out why? What was missing? Name rhymes with banana? Anybody? But we're couldn't come up with it. Then Hannah passes Conrad and the stairs and doesn't say hi and the music is like, oh, I'm there talking in the pantry, Sandy and Brooke. And I'm sure you guys have talked about this before and it's been like almost has its own hashtag the Nespresso Pod Holder. That curvy thing. Yes.

It's so obnoxious. It is. And it's one of the most talked about set pieces on this show ever. I think it's gotten more comments than the slide this year. Everyone's like, what is it? It's definitely gotten more like screen time than Colin. I know poor thing. Colin is good at like his singing and stuff, but he needs to learn to make shapes like that Nespresso pod holder But Nespresso pod holder calm down all you're doing is holding the espresso pods and now you got to feel Curve and need attention you all you do is make one drink you make one drink Pension stops stealing every thunder and get over yourself. You fucking pod machine Okay, no press oh hey, whatever happened to K pods anyone anyone

They don't have a curvy puddle. That's what happened Yeah, and you have to keep all the like different colors of coffee equal even though everybody drinks regular You have to always have as many decaf in there or it's gonna like throw off the arts Oh, I mean when things get tight and I'm running low, I'll give decaf to somebody that wants a strong one. I'll give a strong one to get, I mean, things get crazy. Yeah, you gotta start like stealing, you know,

switching it up, you gotta, you gotta start lying, coffee lying to keep yourself awake. Is it espresso? Is it microwaved, old coffee? Who knows? So, Chihuahua is still trying to be like a big victim. And he's, you know, he always says he doesn't remember. Oh, wait, first of all, I have to go back to Captain Sandy, because Brooke is like, I feel like I'm stepping on

Hannah's tools because the last boat I worked on, you couldn't let walk her down. We're not in without feeling it. And now the captain's like, yes, yes, yes, yes. Like she's at one of her own, you know, self-help seminar. It's just screaming yes about like women's rights and stuff. And she's like service has improved. Now my friend's Charter is coming up, but I hope it just keeps coming up. Don't take your eye off a hand or and don't take your

time. I have to table 11. And looks like I can so much about service. There's so much pride and service. And if I preach this, she's down to nabby watched all the seasons before she came on the boat so she could just like the butler. Do you think that's total betrayal, like going to bitch to your captain about like how much you're better server within your chiefs to. Yeah, yeah, I pretty much say that's the definition of like insubordination and backstabby. Yeah, like you're gonna get drawn in, drawn accorded for that. That's not nice, okay? People with British accents get a whiz so much more, so annoying. Like just because she says

things in a British accent, it sounds like she's just been polite You know, I did notice that and I kind of sucked at service Jolly old time If it was an American accent she would sound way that year. Yeah, the captain's like what a romantic language in my right case So then in the kitchen Casey and Jawa are talking and he's like I feel like this is the first morning I'm still drunk and she's like well hopefully it's out the Bobbitts god, but it dick He's like well, he's better dealing with you people be in Maine to me. I heard you talking shit about me And she's like dude. I told my friend your mean and to watch out

That's what you do to your girlfriend's like one minute you're telling me you're gonna get me a one-way ticket to Zimbabwe, and then you make out with Brick. That's fucked up. She's not wrong. She's not, but Casey's the only person who would think a one-way ticket to Zimbabwe is a compliment. Like, that's how you threaten somebody.

That's what Bob should say. That sounds like a threat. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Rept. He's like, will up until that very moment. Oh, I didn't know. It's sure if he's going to be able to do that. He's like, well, up until that very moment. I didn't know

like he's the bachelor right now. Same as what I said, you know, I would never, ever go on a show like that. I mean, if I was the bachelor at and I had 25 guys buying for me. Yes, that's a good tone. But if you,

even if you win on the bachelor, you're never going to make it because that guy will always see you as like the girl that fought 24 other women for him. It's like constant upper hand. You know, you don't want to go into a relationship feeling like you had to battle it out for somebody else. Yes, yes, exactly. Oh my God, you should see this season. And then the guy who loses the one that you don't pick gets to be a victim forever about it, you know, like everyone you thought made me think I was special and then I Wasn't special and like my mom had to come over five days and take care of me. Well, it's a bad Get over it, man. So Conrad comes down and he's like if this is the bad the jizzabale situation

So Conrad comes down and he's like if this is the best the jizzabale situation I think you need help the way you build the hate was unbelievable Conrad hates him so much He's turned him into a biblical character who just like massively fucked over the world, you know I heard that Are I read it an interview or something that his mom is called jezabale and it's like their cute mother Sun bonding that they both have like alter egos that are Jezebel and Jezebel. That's a little weird. Yikes.

Well, as someone named Rondle, who comes from a Ronda, and we've kind of got the same thing. I guess I will say that yes, you are absolutely correct, it's creepy as fuck, okay? Sorry, that off-pitch. No, hey no, it's true, it's creepy. We'll fight and then people are like, which one of you is even yelling right now because you sound that you sound like the same Queen, you know, oh, she sounds amazing. I love her already. Yeah, she is from a distance. got a kind of hand in hand and captain captain. So is half the cast this time of the guests, the captain's friends. Is the captain just a cam working? Everybody come on, get my crew some shitty tips.

This is gonna be a great season. Come on. Yeah, captain Sandy does have a lot of friends that like charter yachts. Yeah, it's like she put something out on like the lesbian, you know, news newsletter or whatever. She's like, I got the boat. There's a discount.

Come on girls, patchy ball. They, she probably met him all. There's some lesbian crews you can go on. She probably goes on it like recruits. I get her something. I don't know. It's called. So her friend's name is not very promising. It's Liz with three Z's, which is exhausting, you know. Lizzo with the Z, at least it was a S, Liza with the G's. Never trust anybody that has an extra silent continent, like an extra H, an extra Val, a Chouile, or I have to have a different spelling. You need attention. Yes.

Or a Liz. Don't be friends with someone with three Z's at the end their name. It's like a sleeping pill which I love sleeping pills No offense ambient. Thank you. You get what I mean Sandy on Sandy on and Liz One is all you need From her I don't even think that's like grammatically legal. And then there are other friend, Niquil, Niquila, like my quill.

Niquil, they're good friend. So she's like, I used to own this boat in South Beach and I had the hotel because I needed to charge her and guess who answered, Lizzzzzzzzzzz bake, which is like such a stereotypical, wonderful thing to order on the lesbian cruise. Oh my god, I didn't even think about that. And the other one, once a wine store, and Hannah's like, our locker already is a give-a-time because she's already been warned that you're a nightmare by her friend, Captain Sandy. I was surprised that Hannah was like, oh, we'll get along fine because my reaction

had been like, oh shit, they're going to know a lot about wine. They're going to be particular about it. And sometimes when we run out of whispering angel rosé and that's what they want, but we have a different kind of rosé, sometimes I like to pour the other rosé into the whisper in angel bottle. It's like a placebo effect. And you can't play those kind of tricks on people who own a wine store. I know. I never knew that was a real thing like the palette that could really sense all that stuff

because when I was a waiter, I'd just lie all the time just because of people who are really snotty about wine or such dicks about it. You know? Like I smell the jam. This is so jammy. Oh, the pepper. The pepper I smell. I'll be like, oh really? Because that was like the $5 house wine. You dick. Like there would be a certain pleasure. It's my favorite. Because I have no sense of smell. So when I was bartending through college, I'd like a wine bar. I had to lie. Oh and also I probably was just too lazy to memorize anything anyways. But I had to lie. Oh, and also, I probably was just too lazy

to memorize anything anyways. But I was like, oh yeah, this one's definitely Oki. I don't know what that means. Yeah, Oki. You just learned the things to say. Oki, jammy, people like when you say blueberry, or peppery, they love a peppery. Buttery for a shardonnay.

Oh yeah, buttery. And then you got to start going into countries there from like soft blonde has to be from New Zealand. Malbecs have to be from Argentina. And yeah, it's a lot. I'm like, just drink it and shut up. I've had enough butter today. Okay, I don't need anything buttery. I just drank a glass of butter. Nobody can tell after two glasses, Move on people. So then we get a little incidental, when Hannah's passing brook and Hannah's like,

hey, have you seen the crackers? Have you seen the crackers on board? I'm like, you're all crackers on board, OK? Move on. So then, Jouwau is laughing at Colin Short's, as Jouwau does. Let's see what else happens here. We don't have to talk about every detail.

Sure. Why are Colin Short getting shorter? It happened last episode too. Yes, who out does. Let's see what else happens here. We don't have to talk about every detail. What's up? Mm-hmm. Why are Colin Schort getting shorter? It happened last episode too. I don't get it. Why are his shorts the only one shrinking? There's something with Casey and her launching. Okay, Casey's like magically terrible at laundering.

It's like a material that is unshrinkable, but Casey has somehow found a way. It's quite incredible. Leave it up to the Fire Island ferry driver to come up with like, shorter and shorter shorts every way. That was another reason I brought it up. I mean, I love Colin. I want to adopt him as my pet, my emotional,

poor human, and I just want to take him everywhere I go so that he can just break into musical song. Like Colin, we have to go to the DMV today, we're new, my license, long, and entertain me while we wait, because you're going to make me laugh, because you can make a song about anything he's so cute. He really is cute. How, how is no one really cracking jokes about the fairy? The fairy driving the fairy captain

fire island fairy captain that loves musical theater and lives in this mom space man I mean you just can't make this sit up and where's headbands I know I love him and I love his obvious like his musicals are obvious he'll be like I'm sweeping the deck I'm sweeping the deck, I'm sweeping the deck. Or the day he has one that's like, it's the slide, it's the slide, it's the slide, the slide, the slide. Yeah, it is just so cute. Mm-hmm. So he's getting made fun of, by, to wow, wow. And Brick and Casey are talking shit while they make the bed as they do. And the couples that don't make the bed every morning together

You're really missing a big part of your relationship because that's when you talk some really good shit, you know So they get a lot out here and Casey's like Oh, geez, what a shocker. Han is not making the bed. It's how I ever made a bed with you She's not gonna just start making a bed with you Casey, okay? And Brooks like here we are doing this all over again. Stripping the bed. Clean in the bathroom. Vacuum in the grand. It's a hard not life for us. Yeah, Colin just passes by. Suffering off to Buffalo with a cane. Oh, I do not love sending two junior shoes down to do cabins together because it is inevitable.

You're not going to be in a good mood when you're cleaning a toilet and in the bowels of the ship. And if there's two of you, it's 100% guaranteed they're going to start complaining to each other about the one person that is not there hoping. Yes, whenever there's three of anything, two of them are going to turn on the other one. So make sure you're one of the two. Never let them see together. So Conor and Hanrad, I guess is what we'd call them. They have their conversation about, you know, their big blowout fight, which is literally one of the dumbest fights I've ever sat through.

And I watch a lot of TV. And he's like, your materialistic. And she's like, eat some of my life. I'll come be materialistic if I want honey. And he's like, well, how do you want to play it from here? She's like, the team that she's done, there's obviously no going back. I said, maybe. So I should be forgiven. And then Conrad bring, uh, bring out someone says, like, but it was about my parents issues. Which at some point we just need to stop blaming our parents for everything, you know? And everybody was, it was so weird.

They're on the bow, they're smoking, talk fighting about cigarettes. And then all of a sudden, we're getting I Hannah pushes people away because her parents divorced because of the sad thing that happened to her brother and then he's talking about his family. I'm like, you guys have known each other two and a half weeks. You just started boning out of convenience. Like, this is getting way too deep here.

Yeah, save it for later, seriously. You know what I get mad at when people smoke all my cigarettes, then buy me a carton and ask for reimbursement. As nothing to do with my mom being horrible, okay? She has. And as to do with you owe me a carton of fucking cigarettes. The end. But then they have a very dramatic and romantic embrace

and makeup. Yeah, did you buy it? I'm not really buying this whole thing. I'm not gonna lie. I can't buy it. It was awkward. It's cringy a little bit. Yeah.

She's like, well, I'll usually push people away, honey. But, nah, I'm gonna force myself to go through it because maybe that's what a relationship is long and brace this is where normally they would have makeup sex but charter guest arriving oh god here comes Liz is so Liz Liz kind of talks like this. She's like, whoa, what a boat Sandy. Wow, what a boat is that a hot tub? This is amazing, Sandy. Sandy's about herself. And Liz tells Sandy, remember when we were on that boat and I was so happy with the service and you said, no, don't be happy because on your boat toys I was so happy with the service and you said no don't be happy because

on your boat toys are always out. Sandi's like yeah that's right, toys should be out never a question and right away. Actually true. Yeah I would believe that and then they get up with their thing but this is one of those where you know the captain's auntie is going to be sitting at the table for every single meal and it's gonna be hell for everybody on board. Well everybody working on board. Well Hannah. It's gonna be hell for Hannah. You got Captain Sandy watching you like Eagle Eye with her friends who are young, uh, wine connoisseurs like this is expert level top level be on your game. Yes and she is. She's there for every single meal. Whether it's for a friend or a client.

If they ask you, if they ask you to have a meal with them, you are required to do so. Would I like to, all the time? I could do without the onion guy grabbing everybody's boobs. But for the most part, it's not bad. So she asked her friend, what's it like on a wine store? And she's like, where are people? Like our wines. Like, well, that's good,'s it like owning a wine store? And she's like, where are people who like our wines? Well, that's good, because you're on a wine store.

So her revenge on Hannah in Captain Sandy's place is just to be like, this wine is too warm, it's still too warm, it's still too warm. Okay, it's better now. So it's a little bit more drama than I thought there would be. Well, I mean, if I were Hannah, I would have bottles of wine shoved in every ice maker, every freezer, because you just warm wine. It's hard to make that go cold quickly

when they're asking for it. Sometimes I put it in a martini shaker when they're not looking with ice and gently shake it and then strain it. Oh, that's a good tip. I would just say, wait, because you just got here in your wine swarm. So I put it in the freezer.

I'm going to go right around Italy and my M3 on the wrong side of the road. Fuck you guys. Mochensex. So Brooke and, uh, let's, I'm skipping just like a lot of little like, okay, you're going to get the dinner. Blah, blah, blah. Brooke does the table rocks, the table scape. And then, Zhao does his flirting. His flirting is so bad.

He's like, how did you get this rock on your chin? That's what I wanna know. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. She's like, hey, my god, he's the silly. And everybody's like, right in front of Casey, I mean, I was, I felt a little bit like, turn it down on an notch guys. They're acting like school children and Casey's like,

over there working. Like, hmm, this is awkward. Okay. Yeah. So then he has his like little fight with Casey again, where he's just flirted with brook and go straight to Casey like, so are we okay? Do you see a pink on a deak? And she's like, kind of. He's like, you didn't mean that in a bad way, I suppose, because you warned your friend, okay, period. And he's like, you didn't mean that in a bad way, I suppose. Because you warned your friend, OK, period. And he's like, I just don't want to lose our friendship. Because friends don't send friends dick pics. She's like, OK, I've experienced with guys wanting

to be my friends, but they always want more truth. Truth. Truth. I think that Joy, I would have liked more from Casey, but eight years is a long run. And he only had a six-week charter season, so he was smart enough to know that probably was enough time to break it. Yeah.

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there's that's probably a very expensive table that they're dining on. I don't think like a couple sheets of newspaper is really gonna protect it from like the fresh from the pot lobster's heat. I don't know, it's wild. Yeah, and a lot of butter to be like swishing around all the ocean, you know, back and forth and back and forth. And it was a large table.

So like he's dumping all the food in the middle, but I'm like, how are you supposed to reach it? Or they have to stand up every it's a cute idea but I would want some food actually played it so I didn't have to like forage for it yeah so then Brooke is talking to Casey and she's like I did a Mediterranean fishing village kind of odd where I go wait it's on the docks and finally season and coming from the ocean and then she starts talking about how she's done all the tb. And then Casey says, When I do service, I set it up and then I cleaned it up and I'm working with Hannah.

And Brooke says, Do you think Hannah just takes all the glory for our work? It's where in thin to be honest. She's all cured and now nikkas, She wants the credit, but her minions are doing the work. It's wearing thin to be honest. She's all-cut in no-nicca's. She wants the credit but a minion to do in the work. She takes five or six cigarettes a day. Now how much of this is true and how much of it is just sour grapes because I'm not sure like is the boss allowed to be like just make the beds and set up the tables or is she supposed to be actively doing all this stuff to you? No offense, I just can't remember if you do it on your season.

Um, no, it's a little bit of both. I mean, I personally love doing table scapes and I feel bad. I say pretty much do them all because even if some of my students do them, I come out and I'm like, oh, that's nice, but I have to change it because I just can't stand looking at it. Yeah, your thing is definitely table scapes. But I feel guilty because it's like the most fun part of our job, like I don't know like Brooke was complaining about table scapes. So that was kind of unfair because she knows

it's the best part of the students job you get to be creative and it's not a lot of hard work. Like you're basically doing nothing. You're like building a sand castle pretty much and you know everybody ooze in us, it's not hard. But also I think that Hannah has a different management style than I do 100% and in some ways I wish I could learn from her because I would like to do less work but I

just am not comfortable doing less work because I don't trust that it'll get done correctly or I don't want my other students hating me. Like yeah I don't trust that it'll get done correctly or I don't want my other students hating me. Like yeah you don't want your other students doing what they're doing right now having that discussion. Now what do you think about Brooks table scaps? Because I noticed she has her own table scape like artistry. She uses a lot of crushed crystal type things like crushed glass rock. I're all style. I like symmetry and I like, yeah, she's using those crystal things that you'd see at the

bottom of a goldfish tank, those little crystal ones. That's kind of a rookie thing because they are impossible to clean up because there's so many little ones that could end up on your chin and you're out of your teeth. That's just madness. You use the little tiny ones in bases and then the large beads are for the table. So that's fine. You live, you learn, you love.

So Hannah is in still a shitty moon. She still look like in a honey mood. So Conmer's trying to cheer her up. So they decide to go to Vienna to see if this thing is real, which I don't think they're going to make it off the dock. That's just my guess, but we'll see. I feel perfect choosing these vacations to do Vienna. Prague, I'm like, how do you just make through charter six?

How about you just make it to the alter ego without someone's face getting flicked? So then they're bracket dinner and the wharm, the whine is warm. So there you go. Captains like, where is someone looking at the table? I need someone looking at the table, Hannah? Where is someone looking at the table? So Hannah gets all pissed off and then they end up putting Colin and they're looking at the table and he's just like, I'm looking at a table. Am I doing it right? look at the table and he's just like I'm looking at a table Am I doing it right looking at the table looking at table all I'm doing is a looking at the table So then the next drama is that Adam has just gotten to the point where he stopped feeding the crew

This has happened a couple of times where he just forgets to feed the crew and he's like well Michelin star You know, I've eaten it a Michelin star by a strong before. So I don't think my crew anymore. And trials like this would never even happen in Zimbabwe. Like he's like Superman. Joao can just shut his mouth for a minute because it's not like the only source of food is coming from Adam. Yacht have the entire crew mess is full of more food than a convenience store. You've got chips, you've got a fridge full of deli meats. Make yourself a sandwich and 100% there is hopper wears full of leftovers from the

meal at a mate the night before. I think that Joua was being a little bit of a diva about Adam skipping a meal. Okay, well that's good to know because yeah he's out for blood now, and he's like, you have one job, he just wants to do everybody's job, which, you know, it's just, Zhao, that's Zhao. So then he's making some tea bag jokes with Casey. Casey's like, what kind of tea bag do you want?

And he's like, you know what Kondong want? Just charming as ever that one. So then Brick and Zhao are planning their own vacation. Let's go to Florence. Oh, by the way, it looks like you encased the made up today. And he's like, well, yes, I've got to break eight-year-droid spell. How could you even say that, dude? Happy to die. You're dating Joe out again. I can't feel bad for you. And he's like, all right, I'm going to bed, but I was just kidding. I can't believe you'd say that. Then she says, I've been cheated on in the past and the fear like I'm playing with fire again.

Stop playing with fire, Freddie Krueger. Okay, you're gonna have Freddie Krueger face that's gonna be your own fault. I believe it was the mastermind Oprah who once said when someone shows you who they are, believe them. Exactly. Super soul Sunday, Brooke. Yeah, Super soul Sunday, Oprah's book club get on it, Brooke. So let's see, they decided to have this picnic at the top of a fucking cliff from hell. That it just looks like torture to me. So I kind of started like looking for other things to watch, because I was like, I cannot watch people climb. This is the saddest thing I've ever seen. started like looking for other things to watch because I was like I cannot watch people climb.

This is the saddest thing I've ever seen. Are you getting bored of going? Just watching them? I'm not sure I have to speak to me. I don't even like walking my dog. Okay, I'm not going up a cliff. So they get up there. It's the worst.

It is, right? Dogs. Learn how to use a doorknob like for Christ's sake of all. Get some thumbs, halo. I know know get that guilty look off your face of your alert and get some opposable thumbs you little loser so let's see here and there brick is just all up Hannah's butt you know so now she's talking to KC again while they're getting the buffet set up at the top of this cliff and she's like I'm getting stressed with her what she doing I don't even get it we did

everything what was I'm doing then they always whenever there's a talk like this getting stressed with her. What is she doing? I don't even get it. We did everything. What was I gonna do? And then they always whenever there's a talk like this, which is kind of every episode, they show either Hannah smoking or Hannah just leaning their texting. And this is one of the ones where she's leaning their texting. And she's like, I know she's pretending she's orchestrating it, but she's not orchestrating it. I'm orchestrating it. I'm like, okay, Hans Zimmer, like here's your credit. And then they show Hannah folding napkins in like every room on the boat. I'm orchestrating it. I'm like, okay, Hans Zimmer. Like, here's your credit. And then they show Hannah folding napkins in like every room on the boat.

I think just so she can make sure that one camera sees her folding napkins. It's like, it just keeps changing rooms. She's like, I'm holding, I'm holding napkins in this room. Ho-ne! Now I'm holding napkins in this room. Ho-ne! Look at every camera. Like, there's a couple jobs that can make it look like you're working.

Like, I'm fluffing the pillows. I'm folding the towels, but it's like not hard work. I remember one season, the one with that English Emily girl. She's like carrying an arm full of toilet paper rolls, and she's, I was like, oh, she's burping so hard. I'm like, they're toilet paper rolls. It's like the lightest thing you could carry. If I were chiefs still.

Yeah. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Guess what? Surprise. Leez is a loves octopus, okay? So Adam, back down on Earth, has got this fresh octopus. And he's like, I've never done this before, but that's probably being a got-chess.

Re-imaging your plan, because he got something fresh, remaging your plan, cause you got something fresher. Like oh, well you got something fresher than chicken salad. So good for you. Um, the girls are still bitching the whole way about what a lazy ass Hannah is. And then on the dog, the crew is all sitting around when they get back down. And Joao is right back to flirting with Casey. And, uh, Brooke is upset. She's like, he's flirting with someone I know for a fact.

He's had some kind of a feeling for I just that honestly. Um, Jamie does something with a slide. I mean, how about not having a great charter? Yeah, Brooke's not having the best time. I really like Brooke. I just, why doesn't anyone ever date like Harry and Larry? You know, the guys they showed at the beginning of the season, and we never see them again. I probably probably because production make sure there's no one talkable. Can I say fuck? Oh, sorry Harry and my Erie or whatever your names are.

Yeah, like can you say fuck? I have other two for members that'll be on the vote for CG, Barry, Larry and Mo. Please. Seeing people ever. Yeah, I do want to them. You know, I think that they're better. I mean, they've got to be better than Joao.

True. True. So let's see, Adam could possibly kill people. Many explains, you know, fresh fish is very difficult because it could kill people. So I freeze it and then I'm freeze it. Yeah, I don't know about that. I'm not sure about that either.

When he said, you know, even in the finest sushi restaurant, all over the fish has been frozen, I'm not sure about that either. When he said, you know, even in the finest sushi restaurant, all over the fish has been frozen, I'm saying bullshit because I enjoy sushi and I enjoy fresh sushi. And I can tell when I go to a specific restaurant on Thursday because that's when they get their fish in, that's not been frozen. I mean, maybe I really would like to do some research on that.

And freezing something isn't like heating it. It doesn't kill the same bacteria as because everyone's like, what if Antarctica melts and the plague comes back because it's been unmelted in the ice? Now, granted, those are not necessarily the most reliable sources I like to read for fun, but I was like, I don't think this makes sense. No, because we'll think about this way. Like, having over her, like, if you put a bee in the freezer and you tie a string around it, it just puts it to sleep.

And then you take it out and the bee wakes up when it de-thaws and you have a bee on a leash flying around. Oh, cool. I don't know what I heard. I heard. I heard. Things generally just does the opposite. It doesn't kill things. And whatever temperature we're gonna like, if we're gonna test this freezing thing, I suggest we start with Walt Disney. Bring him back. I want to see Walt Disney come back.

Okay. Because his head's frozen somewhere. Did you know that? Yeah. Yeah. How about I work in my house. Oh, yeah. Hello. I'm talking to a local. So I go up to do much recently. So to wow is furious. and Adam knows that he's furious. And when Adam is gonna like try and start a fight with somebody, he gets those little pin-priced eyes, those crazy eyes, and they're always like really bloodshot. And he's like, boom, boom, like he gets kind of mean looking.

And he's like, oh hey, how's it going there? Guns out, huh? Hey, fiend, Guns out. Chihuahua's like, oh my God. Most passive aggressive, So I was like, uh, eating his food. Most passive aggressive because he's like, I don't go down there with like a juicy pork chop or something. And he's just eating it and smiling about how delicious it is.

Like, so what's going on? Guns out. Hungry, starving, mad. This pork chop sure is delicious. And so wow, who's the biggest shit talker behind people's backs, but only smiles to their face unless he's drunk is like You're just ain't quiet eating this delicious food, but still furious and Adam's like you're flies down, bro You flies down Because he loves his fifth great humor this Adam. I think Adam's hilarious this season And I love that not only did he like go down there Adam's hilarious this season and I love that not only did he like go down there Robert in his face that he was eating pork chops and that two hours all pissy

the fact that it was down I don't even I bet you it wasn't even down Adam just threw that in there you know you're sitting down behind the table he couldn't even see he's just that's just the kind of joke Adam likes you know it's like he's a flazon it's was he bro because then even if it's not down they look and then they feel stupid So then we see a miracle happen the captain is being served and she's like whoa this service was 10 times better Nice job here now. I was like wow the parsec the clouds are parting. Thank God. Nobody ordered toast. I mean that Post is always like drama. I don't know why.

I've had Ben Robinson have meltdowns over toast because technically a lot of chefs think it's not their job. It's a stew's job. So which side of the small pantry does the toaster goes on your side? The toaster goes on your side. I thought you were making the toast and it's like the most simple thing. Are we arguing over pressing a button? Well, toast takes long, so if you mess it up, it's not as fast as it seems like it would be toast. You know, you're just like sitting there staring

at those little grills like, come on toast. It's like if someone forgets a side of fries, I could have someone request french fries. And like, give me fries, which has happened on the show multiple times. Like, give me fries, and they're like, where are my fries? Where are my fries? Where give me fries which just happened on the show multiple times like give me fries and like where my fries where my fries fries take forever to make okay they're not easy I mean they're easy but they take a while no same with grilled cheese I love grilled cheese I don't have the patient make a grilled cheese me neither I have cheese and bread like my mom made me but it takes a

while yeah I just have the white the white bread and the jeans with no cooking in between. So let's see here, they get through this and Brick and Joao talk and, oh, he's like, I don't think this place gets used enough, I guess, meaning the little bench that they make out on. And she's like, I get excited for the trip. Is there anything I could find out that will upset me? That you're an absolute player maybe and he's like what if I am? Would if I am still she says I wouldn't be interested then and Then Hannah and Conrad here them because they're on the bridge and they're like grossed out and stuff and then Brooke

Assess how can you just switch off something you've got for someone else? It's like well you weren't loved the day before you were in love with you all, so you should know. It's too much drama with all the breakups, romance. I don't, I usually like it when the members hook up with each other because it's good for morale, and you know, you have a little more pep in the staff. People are just happier to be on the boat, but this season, this crew, they are proving it wrong. Yeah, sometimes you just need to bone, okay? You don't all have to date all the time.

It's like when people are in the army for a really long time. Well, this is, I only know this from like Vietnam movies, where they're in the army for a long time, and then they just go to like a whore house or something, you know? It's not like they wake up the next day like, oh my god, we need to get married. You know, just blow off some steam and get back to work. Okay. Get to work It's like it's almost like this crew loves having romantic fights So yeah Helena Bella and the captain since she's not winning out anybody over with her private parts

The captain wins things over in that dad way where she's like you want to drive and so she lets each kid Pretend that they're driving the boat and then they all love her. It's the best trick ever actually. Oh my gosh, whenever Sandy's letting somebody drive, it's always like when she, it's like it's like a special privilege and she is very careful about who, it's very strategic about it. It's not like there's a schedule that she has, okay,

charter one, Conrad, you're gonna do it, charter two, Jowel, you're gonna do it. It's like, it's the way that she has. Okay, Charter 1, Conrad, you're gonna do it. Charter 2, Jowel, you're gonna do it. It's like, it's the way she plays favorites. Yes, and Jamie today did the slide on her own while everybody else was hiking, and this is her reward, who's being able to like drive the boat. She's like, oh my God, I'm so excited.

So she goes and takes a bath in chocolate milk like she's so thrilled. And then the, they all drink champagne for the tip meeting So she goes and takes a bath in chocolate milk like she's so thrilled and then the they all drink champagne for the tip meeting and shocker. It's like one of the lowest tips of the season Is this the lowest tip of the season? It was 12,500 I believe Sounds pretty low. Yeah, it was pretty low and the captain's like do I want my friends to be the biggest tippers? Of course I do But I try people. It's not really

that week. It's about the the end of the chariter. Well, the pile is now shorter thanks to Liz with the triple Zs. Okay. That's exactly what I would say too. If it was my friends that gave the

lowest tip, those are very creative come back, Sandy. I should have let Liz as a drive to boat. You you know it was my fault at the end of the day so they're all the crews getting ready to go out and party and Joao's like on top of Casey in the mess like bench thing flirting with her and she's like and Hannah comes in and she's like what the fuck are you doing how night and Colin says oh nothing just snapped in a dickie and sure enough, Zhao has grabbed Casey's phone and snapped a picture of his dick with it and then gives it back to her. That is aggressive. Like, it grows. It grows. Why do, but Casey didn't seem grossed out. Casey seemed, you know, giggly. I

would've been like, ew, don't do that. Like, there were stages to that happening. Why are you in buttoning? Don't button. Oh, don't zip. Now you're in zipping. Wait, don't shoot the phone in that direction. Like, if he actually was able to do it, she did not stop it. Yeah, and then she was showing everybody the picture. And he's like, you're fulking bitch. Look, this is a really classy crew this season.

So Hannah sees and goes right up to Brooklyn. It's like, hey, just a woman, honey, I wouldn't deal with it. He's snapping a dick pic on a phone. Brooke's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you just hear Brooke's heart, like kind of breaking for that five seconds before she forgives her many way and just goes all with the night.

And that brings us to the end, darling. Oh, this was a pleasure. I can't wait to see what next week holds. More charter guests. Safe to assume. More romance with them. Safe to assume. How would it get her heart broken next week? Come to fond out. How many episodes are in this season to you now? I believe it is 16 and then a reunion. Wow, it's a big order. Below Dick deck mid, congratulations. I know.

Usually we only get like 12 or 14, so they've had a great season. I've enjoyed watching it. Yeah, I mean to you, I love this show. I'll evolve the Ballot deck mid. So do you know when your season comes back yet? Yes, we are going to, I think our first episode is October 2nd, but don't put me on that, I'm not sure, but I will say that it is my favorite season ever. Oh good, that's good to hear. Amazing.

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