Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Draggin’, Bali, Zzzzzs

Episode Date: August 25, 2020

We've learned a lot of things recently on Below Deck Mediterranean: always have a backup potato, don't ignore the laundry, and no matter what you do, never poach something for idiots. The biggest lesson of all, however, is that Rob and Jess's trip to Bali will never, ever be interesting. That's something we had to learn the hard way. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What Guess what happens Hello and welcome to Watch or Crap Bands, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker of the Real House where there's a kitchen island and also the Game Brain Podcast. Go check that out if you're a board game themed like I am. I'm just on the most recent episode

that just came out yesterday. So go check that out. And joining me is a man who's not only hilarious and wonderful and sweet and charming and just the apple of everyone's eyes. But it's also a man who's celebrating his birthday today, happy birthday, Ronnie. Haller, well thanks for. Happy birthday, Ronnie. Paul Err.

Well, thanks for that lovely intro, man. I'm sorry that we could not be celebrating in person. I have fond memories of when we were in Atlanta two years ago. And all those Bravo Labs sent in videos to wish you happy birthday. And it was such a nice, it was a nice night. And I got a can't wait to celebrate it again. Thanks to you. It was a nice night and I got a can't wait to so I can't do it again. Thanks to you it was a nice night. Look at the good. Yeah this was one of the first years I'm not just like at the happy with my friends. I haven't drank some of the birthday so that's weird so happy

COVID day everybody but yeah you know here I am 45 years old I mean. Oh bitch. I can't believe it. Your spirit is younger. You don't look like a guy. I mean, honestly, I can't believe how hot I am. Seriously. I looked in the mirror. You know, I have one of those mirrors and there's a mirror in front of my shower, basically,

which is horrifying, you know? And I was like, this could be worse. That's what I told myself. So, you know, anybody who's feeling down out there in the world, just look at yourself naked and think of how much worse it could possibly be. I get it. You know, I think that one thing that I'm trying to realize is nice about being in the 40s is that like for so many years, like 15 or 20 years, I have tried to like work out and just get like that awesome body, like the six pack, just like tones. So I can take

those, those thirsty, shirtless photos on Instagram and I've never gotten there, but I realized in my 40s, like I've just always had the dad bod and now I have it appropriately. And so, like, I've just waited for my age to catch up with my body. And so, you know, there's something really nice about that. Yes, even when I was like nine years old,

I was like an old 45 year old queen. Fuck her. You know, that is a fact of life, Natalie. Hey, Natalie, why don't you try to do a scene where you're not laughing through it? Yeah. Yeah. So, I've always been, I've always been like an aging queen.

So here it is in real life. My chickens have come home to roost and they're to the dishes. Oh, God, that sounds delicious. I would love some roasted chicken tonight for dinner. There's also that thing where it's like, you know, you're always, oh my God, I'm so fat and like, I'm gonna struggle to like get thin and muscular. And at this point that ship has sailed.

And you know what, that's not such a bad thing. It's like the ship has sailed and I think God, I'm not on that ship. You know, we're a horrible, horrible lifestyle that. I'm like when they say don't lose weight to just look good, it's a lifestyle, it's not a diet, it's a lifestyle. I don't wanna live that lifestyle. Now 40 fucking five, okay?

Okay, okay. Plus all those people who just had those wonderful bodies, the bodies eventually go, we've seen an Arnold Schwarzenegger. I mean, could there be any better example than someone who had like, like he is the, he is the, he's the model of physical fitness, right? And he lost it.

And I'm not saying that any judgment, but what happens is that I think that that comes with a lot of pressure to maintain. And then once it starts to go away, which is inevitable, then you start to like feel all these feelings of dread and fail, or whatever. And that's our positive vibes for you guys. If you don't have anything, you have nothing to maintain.

You're welcome. Because you know what? Let me tell you something, Ronnie. I got reacquainted with some Ben and Jerry's fish food last night. And I had been a few years and I was like, why do I not eat this every single day? This is a magnificent thing that has been created for humans. And I don't know, like, why has this not been in my life?

I'm loving this right now. And as that like caramel and marshmallow like drizzled all over my chin, I was like, I'm okay, this is this, I will never have a six pack but I will have this moment of happiness. I mean, people warn you against what that stuff can do to you but they'd never tell you like how delicious

heart disease tastes, you know? Like give that, give it to me with a side of diabetes too. I will take it, it's delicious. Your y'all review is glowing. Thank you. Thank you. Absolutely. Standing ovation for everyone involved.

Standing o! All right, well today here we are on a show I like to call Malia Stead to me. Hello, Jack Mediterranean. here we are on a show I like to call Malia Stead to me below deck midditorating. Oh, so this is our first full non-hanna episode. It's kind of weird, you know, and I actually had a dream of like below deck anxiety last night. I like woke up. I was like, I was, I had dreams of like that, I think I was like talking with Hannah, and then she was like, um, she was like angry at me or something. I just had a weird anxiety about this entire, I like woke up with, I'm in a weird place today.

That's the point. This is what happens when you have fish food, okay? You have fish food and you watch below deck and then you get weird nightmares. Yeah. I've had no anxiety. Actually, I feel I sleep very good at night. Thank you.

Because guess what, I take time on the PM, okay? Do I wish I wish it was fight get in? Yes, but I'm running about so I don't want the new house life. Very house. I'm in. Very time. It has been interesting this week watching just the internet. I mean just rip apart Sandy and Malia, just rip them apart. Yeah, internet is going bonkers. And like I actually think maybe the punishment

doesn't fit the crime in terms of internet justice. I mean, people are really saying that they're like the worst people to ever appear on Bravo. I think we've found worse. I think we have, but it's always fun when there's like to watch a wave of vitriol crest over the internet when it comes to Bravo. That's always a fun experience Yeah, they've been trying to backpedal and stuff, but you know, sorry dead to me. Okay back to headl If you got value mom board, okay

Mary time law Mary time lock the mom board and said this yet is under arrest and we are taking our downtown mm-hmm okay so we are on the aisle of Malgratis yeah and in Spanish mall is bad and gratis is thank you right i'm bad thank you yeah that's what it sounds like like how are you? Well, we're on the aisle of Mugratius. I'll tell you that so I'm not good bitch Well, you know you said that you woke up with no anxiety. I'll tell you who has the most anxiety right now Chef Tom who is a potato down

and needs to serve these cavemen upstairs and women. Oh, by the way, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I'm shitting on your trying to start this recap. Go ahead. But I have to Google this because I know people are hitting their steering wheel and calling me an idiot. So I had to Google it. It's actually called Isla-S

Mas-Gratis, which means more grateful. That's what happens in a nutshell. Oh yeah, they're so grateful, but they're also angry at the same time. We'll fuck them. No, they're actually extremely grateful people. Oh. So yeah, we opened where we started with Tom just getting complaints on his food. He has to recook the lobster

And bugs he's just brought it down to him and say do you want me? What do you want me to do Tom? Can I help you by putting in a cleverly-witted barat? Yeah, she And she makes she makes the cardinal sense she commits the cardinal center throwing a fingering potato in the bin He's like, oh are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? How am I supposed to get into a potato ratty right now? The kids just don't grow on trees, they grow on the earth, and they're non-cultivate, either. How would both see a fingering potato? How am I supposed to get into a potato ratty right now? Bound the fucking bin. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me are you kidding me are you kidding me? What's that noise coming from Lisa Rina's just hearing him from the other island are you kidding me?

She's on the island of Mass hustle So then we got a Jared. Oh, the peak of the week. Oh, and by the way, sorry, yes, pick of the week, but also last week I predicted that they're from either Florida, Arizona, our Orange County, and one of our listeners did the research and said, the correct answer is Florida. Good call, buddy. It's not that hard.

So Jerry, it's like, oh God, you guys don't like raw lobster, huh? Where are we arguing about raw lobster? God, that raw lobster was raw. I like that he thinks he's so sophisticated because he thinks he's eating raw lobster and they think they's so sophisticated because he thinks he's eating raw lobster. And they think they're so sophisticated because they think they're eating raw lobster.

But for different types of different reasons. Like, we know our lobster and this is raw. And he's like, I'm a sophisticated because I'm having a lobster right now and they're all wrong. Yeah, they're all very wrong. So back in the kitchen, Milly is like, Tom, come in here thinking she can escape, you know

Public scrutiny in the walk-in. So she pulls him in the walk-in. He's like, I am caught at what I do, mummy I just need to prove it Queen Mother. I will. I will. I understand how he just knew I can film Yeah, I mean, it's like I've made a huge fucking mistake. I've got way too much fucking self respect to do this fucking bullshit What's next? No, it's next. They want me to make a scone. They want me to make cook scones. Okay, I'll cook a scone I'm just your monkey. I just cook things. I'm a cooking monkey. Is that what you want from me? You want a scone at the last second? Fine, and he has my blood too while you're okay She goes just hold it together. He goes I cannot A chocolate cake they want me to make a chocolate cake right now

Do you understand do you understand my entire childhood was Tom wake up is time to make the chocolate cake is time to make the chocolate cake this thing say Tom I Just love his spin on modern slang like I can't. He's like I can not. It hurts me to see you like this. I'm sorry. I was not expecting any of this shit. Whatever I've got a cake to make. Hehehehe. It's fucking ridiculous. A cake. I mean, here, do you realize I have to put together cocoa, flour, butter, eggs, salt, baking powder, or baking soda, and mix them together and put it in the oven. That's ridiculous, ridiculous.

Poach it then fry it for fuck's sake. He's like sliding things around as a kid. Poach it then fry, Poach it then fry, Poach it then fry! The only fry I care about is Steven Fry, because he's a hell of a comedian, okay? Now that's someone who ensure a Yorkie pudding. Tell you that. So then we cut to a Dildo fight between Alan Jess downstairs. Like, Ha ha ha ha, Dildos.

And then back to the kitchen, all stressful plating. Yeah, stressful, stressful, stressful, and now Tom has to go upstairs to like, do some stuff with those giant steaks, et cetera. So he's up there, he's like, I saw a few men, he's not few in rot now. So he goes upstairs and he has to be polite.

So he's so angry, so angry, and then Jared is like, hey, just so you know, hands down that was the best lapster I've ever had. He's not to hear it. And he goes, yeah, I've never had raw lobster like that before. Delicious. I don't know if he said that or if I just put it in. No, he did. And Tom's like, what actually, it's actually fully cooked.

It's sous vide, and then a woman goes, oh, I love sous vide. I'm like, you know, sous vide is not a person, right? There's no sous vide. I went to high school with her. You know what? No one does a crop top like sous vide. Actually, sous vide is a type of cooking. It's more for people with sophisticated palettes,

but it's a really cool way of cooking. So yeah, yeah, you actually have fully cooked lobster. You group of American idiots. Yeah. Yeah. So basically, you're seeing it's raw. So basically, I killed it with my teeth, all right. So there's a national geographic lobster. Fucking loved it loser. Since Sandy comes up, running sauce for steak so she can sit there and do what she does, hover. Yeah. And they eat the steak and they love the steak. Wow, this is excellent.

This is on point. Wow, wow. Cheers. Thank you. Thank you. And the captain's just so happy with her choice, you know. And one of the ladies is like, I like something chocolate.

Like, yes they know. Okay, they remember. Trust me, this whole episode is now focused on you. Chocolate cake, okay, man. So now, so now he makes this cake. After all that bitching and moaning, he makes a perfectly lovely and beautiful cake that looks wonderful.

And so, and Malia is now trying to diffuse any leftover tension by like playing with his aprons strings. She's like, everything okay, I'm gonna play with your strings, I'm gonna play with the aprons, do not untie my aprons strings. Good God woman, good God! And now it's time to present the cake and he's like, I hate this shit. This is when you become the circus monkey But someone's birthday they may be trash they may be they may be six cans of garbage sitting around a table, but it's still their birthday that woman's birthday I know though. I'm still I'm still crowned with them because here's my notes happy birthday song

Jared is a piece of shit. Yeah, yes, well there you go Meanwhile down in a laundry room Jess and robber hugging just being awful and Rob's like I'm thinking about the future and stuff like that Like what Actual future. Oh, and also Bali things like that Flying cars Monkeys in the jungle Monkeys driving flying cars in the jungle Telephones in our hands

hoverboards and Snickers that hire themselves and Bolly you know things like that that tires them sounds. And Bolly, you know, things like that. Things like that. Does that mean you're loving me more? You guys, if he doesn't go, is gonna be sad, and that sucks, because Bolly has been a dream of mine.

He's messing with my hat. I've always wanted to go to Southeast Asia, ever since I saw a broken down parlour, so I thought, wow, what a rush it would be to run drugs over there So Guy Hey, Roxy. Oh, so guys talking to bugs one of the guys like hey, Roxy bring out the bring out the sexy stuff I think you'd say to just taking cartel words and he goes hey Roxy just bring out six and we'll figure out where to go

And so she's like makes cocktails and she comes back because He said he could just take cocktail orders and he goes, Hey Rocks, just bring out six and we'll figure out where to go. And so she's like, makes cocktails and she comes back, she goes, it's Roxy, what are the drinks? Yeah, Roxy, you see, he's lily. So then Justin, is this Justin Robyn bad? I'm like, wow, Bugs is such a good chief stew. It's possible, I didn't write it down. I was trying to minimize notes when I came to Justin Rob

being like in close quarters. Whenever they are in close quarters, they're always like up against the camera. They're like that big fly that gets on your like ring cam. I mean like get away. I'm trying to like at the package. Yeah, it's gonna steal it. Oh, I just don't want to be like,

I don't want to brush something away if it could serve me later. Like maybe it's sexy. I'm going to try next time I have sex. I'm going to be like, God, Puxi is a really good chief still. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, and Puxi is a good chief still, yeah.

Give it a go. Yeah. So Tom is with Malia and he is like, thanks for hip today. And he starts talking about how disappointed he was in service. It's like, if you've been on a boat for six months, you could handle it. But to have to run around, you look for things. I mean, and you have a mother in the back of your head saying, you're failing, you're failing, you're failing, and the Queen Mum is saying you are excommunicated from the British Empire. Do you know how hard that is, Malia?

But you just got thrown into a town, you did a great job. She like his baby voice around him. Yeah. And he's like, well, when I'm on a super yacht, everything that I've worked for is at risk. Blood, sweat and tears into my reputation over the 15 years. And everything is about reputation. So, well, you screwed that pooch already. You know what? Upwards and onwards, buddy. Yeah, try not to have a hissy fit over a generic chocolate cake next time on camera.

You're never gonna have another job in your life where people don't order a chocolate cake from you and start laughing. Like, you're gonna have to serve so many chocolate cakes. I know. So then up on the deck, the guests are ready to turn in and a lady goes Well my hooter is seen better days And this bedtime and chair is like

Yeah, so awful and then we see everyone in their bonks. It's like nighttime and then like Malia's cuddling up on Tom.'s like oh my goodness honey you're pushing me into the window honey not the window I mean I get the window I'm straight up against the window either you have to stop you have to stop this my reputation is not like this I'm not I'm not gonna be like this I won't have this I won't have this don't we get to offer me I need to do the window oh as I look at this window I see a little potato passing by Oh, as I look out this window, I see a little potato passing by. Oh, come on, daddy! Hahaha!

Hahaha! So, the next day, Tom's like, oh, right, let's do it! Like he's trying to be a shepherd. Cheery, oh! Oh, yeah, that's actually exactly what I want for breakfast. Thank you so much. Did I? I'm not sure what did they show the close-up what bugs he wrote on the on the whiteboard yet?

I don't know why that's later on episode. Okay, it's not even that funny, but Yeah, I just have any bearing on anything, but I definitely pause and I was like I thought it was funny. Yeah, okay So let's see so mulee yeah turn sharp in the stern. Oh my god Yeah, turn, start with the stern, open the l- oh my god, stern, stern, stern. Bow, bow, stern. Starboard, starboard, crow's mess, crow's mess. I need a good dump, a tito. Hahaha. Hahaha.

So, then, Bugsie's like, I have a lot fun on my play. I'm getting to know the new shift. I've got a crew of one. I'm liaisoning. It's a lot to deal with. I have so much in my plate but I'll tell you one thing I don't have on it. I'll be right back. Commissions, here comes one right now.

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So, uh, Tom and Bugs, you're talking about lunch plans and everything is calm. It feels like a brand new day. It feels like a promo for Good Morning America. It's a beautiful day. So that crew is putting toys in the water and then there's this weird scene where they're like trying to decide who's gonna go on the tender and what goes on the tender and who wants to be in the tender and then like the tender sort of pulling away

and there's like a rope situation and They're just yeah, they're putting way too much on the tender and It like shit's you know looks like shit's gonna fall off of there and Yeah, they're all fighting and pizza being bossy and Rob's feeling hurt because no one's listening to him Yeah, they're Rob are you gonna go? He's like I didn't think we should all leave I'm just like yeah, not out three of us should go, you know only two of us can go you want to go I'm gonna go I'm gonna go you we're gonna go you stay here Rob I'm like why are we watching it give a shit. I don't give a shit and Alex is like you want to go?

It's like what's wrong? I know I know I can contribute and I know I can help But they don't listen I'm like that's because you're sitting in the corner like having a radio head concert for one in your head, okay? And you know it's like what the fuck is Rob do and let it go Rob let go the rubs stupid Rob's like I liked I like to be held and so does the rope is that so wrong So then upstairs Sandi sees Jared and she's like, oh so do you sleep well? It's like yeah, I slept okay my little Russian snow pony's a little blitz. I'll tell you these kids

They they are too much for me glad I married one and sex with her every night too much you think alright then okay so then bugs on an island oh season could be called bugs on an island hello no no island it's bugs so in all my career this is the only time I've been on a yacht was just you, I've asked you with this is, but I don't want to let them see me sweaters. I shall sweep this beach as a reorganizer rock. So the fish will be lined up singing a musical number when I was chiefs to do do do do. Wasn't there a show that we used to have a recurring joke about where someone would go, I'm on an island. Wasn't there someone who used to say that all the time? I don't know.

I'll leave that for the audience to pick to the archives and tell us what that was. So then Alex sees one of the guys in the speedo. He's like, hey, Bugs, you think I'd look like that? I'd look good in one of those? Yeah. And she's like When I was chiefs you I didn't look at men in speedos And then it just cuts to just sleeping standing up against a wall. Yeah, just

Stan sleeping. She's too lazy to even sleep walk so Rob Rob is telling Malia. I'm just ill for Alex and Pete. Pete was telling me to do things like work with don't delegate like that work with me don't delegate. She's like, uh, yeah, whatever. Did you throw the rope at them? Maybe. It's like managing this crew has been a challenge. You know, it's basically HR. And Tom needs help. You know, you have to keep your eye on the bigger picture.

Like, that's not your job, man. Your job is not downstairs suing for your man. Okay. Exactly. So, so, but, uh, Bugsy and so now it's time to bring the food over to the island. And so, Bugsy and Tom are bringing food to the tender and Tom is being on ice now He's like, can I give you a hand with it? No, okay. I'm just even killed Tom Just a happy chef in the galley able to do anything that mummy wants me to do

And he's handed her a tray of shrimp cocktail in like Standing glasses. I don't know what you call those. They're like Like standing glasses, I don't know what you call those. They're like, uh, they're like cocktail glasses, right? Like, like, yeah, like cocktail glasses or like the things you put sundale. They get it. Yeah, cool. Shrimp cocktail. There you go. So little cocktail glasses.

And of course, they're not going to make it on a tender like that. And when it falls over, and Malia's like, who does a trait of shrimp cocktail? And then at the bottom, it's round. It's not even square at the bottom. It's round. Yeah, quick physics lesson from Malia. So bring it back and so he has like scoop the shrimp cocktail back into the thing he's like Malia quick tip if one falls over

don't try to compensate by shouting at the other way you stupid face you know to have all the shrimp cocks has you know to have them all over I place them perfectly I'll never keep a shrimp but ever say I want and you remember to remember to call my name basically or I am a very talented chef and right now to me you are a chocolate cake She's like well don't put on balanced glass jars in the beach picnic But don't be so American about it. How about that don't be so American? So then Back at the island bag back at Bugs Island,

she's setting up and doing everything and then it just keeps cutting back and forth. They don't have Hannah, they can't intercut Hannah smoking anymore. So now they're just gonna show just sleeping in as many places as they can. Matt, she's in bed, like chilling with her phone. I've really missed Hannah's eye rolls.

Like this was like such a honey, honey eyes episode, and the fact that we didn't get any of her smirks like, give fuck yourself. Or just like her eye rolls are heard like snickering. I was like, we really missed that. This is where bugs fall short. By a wide margin. Yeah, I needed some dying of fire eyes for sure.

Yeah. So Picknick, they love their food and Bugsie's like, Malia, related to food is going down real good and be sure to specify it's not going down the bin and pick a certain wrong thing for her. They want to believe it again, but they love it, they love it! And Bugsie is like a really annoying Sossie A. Did you notice that?

I guess Sossie A is the one who makes the sauce, but she comes by with like a thing of Saasie's. Hey, man, I come drop some sauce on there. How drop some sauce on there? Okay, I'm gonna hit you with some sauce. I'm like, you are turning into the guy theory of Saasie right now, Bugsie. Just like put the sauce on a table and say, sauce over here if you need it. So then Alex is talking to Malia and he's like, it's Robb upset and she's like, well, he did say something about you and Pete. And he's like, yeah, just so sensitive. You know, I love the guy but relax because I know, just let it go. Yeah.

Malia talking about just letting it go. I've been not being over sensitive about something. I like that. I know. You know, she's not mad because she didn't like rifle through his bag and like, you know, pose a good picture. Yeah, exactly. So then over on the island, Jared and his lady Tatiana,

she's like, I want to take photo. So they're like, they go over onto these rocks and she's like, I could get naked down here and no one would see. So I want the picture of my ass bending over do it portrait portrait takes better quality okay I hope you got some hot pictures I'll take down bottoms okay I'll take down portrait portrait bottoms and portraits because yeah I hope you got some hot pictures goes I did. Oh yeah.

That's gross. So back on the boat, Bugsy is going to make Alex do some belly dancing. For some good laughs. Oh god. You know that's a great idea. We don't get to see that on this show enough is when the guys have to take up their shirt and dance for gas. God, I'm that's a great idea that she has. Yeah. And they're trying to do their flirting, but it's just like not turning anybody on. And he's like, you know, I was going to, oh, she, who says, I was going to serve you as the appetizer. Oh, yeah, she says that to him. I was going to serve you as the appetizer. Who do you want to be served to? And he's like, Bugsley. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. And then he sort of suggested they go on a date, but she doesn't really respond because she's focused on her tablecloth. You know, is that sort of chemistry we all look forward to when we turn on TV? When a girl can't decide between a tablecloth or a guy? Totally.

And she's like, well, I don't know if he's joking with me. And I don't want to make myself boom, boom, boom. If it's just a big joke, oh, I don't know if he's joking with awful and and got himself fired, then I feel like we for sure would not have had to watch endless minutes of these like lukewarm romances happening on the boat. I feel like we'd have we'd have other content to watch. This is it's just so awful. So so now Robin Malia are like dealing, there's like a slide that needs to be rolled up, the age old slide dilemma, you know? And so it needs to be rolled up and Malia gives a suggestion and they're rolling up and

Rob is like I'm fucking tired of this, this heart is time tired. And just going on and on and on. And yeah, because first they're taking down the slide And she's like well wait, so we need to do it and he goes well. This is how it's being done She's but it could be done differently And so she's already mad so then they start the roll The belly dance is here and back to the slide drama Yeah, and so the slide they've rolled up the slide, but it's still too puffy.

So she's like, you know what, just put the white cover on it and put it over here on the side because we have to get into our blacks because we have to help out with dinner service because we're down to stew essentially. And so they're like, Rob goes, no, we're stubborn. And they decide to reroll the whole thing, which then takes like another 20 minutes I'm assuming. Yeah, so 20 minutes I'm assuming. Yeah, I'm tired of these boys ignoring me. And he says, are you still in your mind about defiance of a direct odour?

I was like, um, about YouTube fuckers doing just doing that? Um, yeah, you know how much I appreciate that? I've had it. I thought there was a lot of balls for Rob to be like, are you still in your mind about defiance of a direct order? You're the one who gets moody if someone like doesn't pass you a goldfish cracker in time. Like, is there a reason why he has a turtle? I feel like I can't respect.

And just the way he relates to every single thing is like, oh really? Are you in your head about it? How are you feeling about it right now? I know. I know. Rob, you're the one who when they said, throw throw the rope you moat for the rest of the episode And now you're gonna get upset at Malia for being annoyed that you didn't follow her order Yeah, so then

Bugsy is meeting up with the belly dancer who's there his name is Bayah and she's like oh boy. What's your name? Well, that's fitting for this boat Everyone gets fired here darling good luck. Yeah Sorry, that was a stretch guys. Okay, so then Jared comes out and an elephant trunk speedo because he's a wacky He's a wacky wacky wacky And then I then up in the kitchen bugs. He goes up to Alex and Jess, because they're going to have to clean up the rooms. She goes, Are you ready for some turn down for what? Uh, gate heat?

How much time for school ops? And he's like 10 minutes, and then we get some Alan Jess doing the beds, the wacky bedtime with Alex and Jess. And Jess is like, I feel like I'm working my butt off. I just got, you know, like between my naps, there's so much work to do that I sometimes do. And I just think that I'm like really deserving of the seconds to position at this point. Oh my God, I'm doing like two jobs right now, which means I'm gonna have to quit two jobs right now. I'm really rough. I'm doing two jobs, but luckily I'm only doing half the effort in both of them.

So I guess that only makes three quarters. So Malia and Captain Sandy are eating and Rob passes by them and she's like, Rob, where were you? He's like, oh, up on the bow. Can I ask what's going on right now? Because you seem very angry towards me. And I don't appreciate that. It's got me in my head. I was like, this is your boss. Okay. Like I know that we're all hating Han Malia right now.

But this is also your boss. And you're stupid Rob. I'm totally ready to nail Malia on any little thing right now and you're making me be on Malia side. Yeah, you're putting us on Malia side right now. This is your boss and you're talking down to your boss in front of the captain. It was so obnoxious and so she's like,

yeah, you can't ask that because you blatantly ignored what I asked you to do and I am not fond of it and he goes I understand that but the thinking was that we could do this really quickly and she's like um it wasn't really quickly It's not a clock now and we're just getting into our blacks right now and Sandy's just sitting there like a TV judge like We're gonna have to see some witnesses on this one if you know what I'm saying don't be on my leg and tell me it's breakfast time because I could go for cereal. Don't give me Captain Crenshaw. Tell me it's Cheerios. Very damn, Mr. I'm going to rub my invisible beard right now. Look at that. Rub my invisible beard is like, well, I can appreciate that.

And I have appreciated it the entire time. Like, oh, okay. Now you want points for being respectful this whole time. Like, that was some kind of a struggle for you. And she's like, well, I'm not allowed to be angry about that right now because you guys are angry all the time. He's like, well, I don't appreciate being called a fuck up in a professional environment. She's like, well, then don't be one. He has, but I'm speaking to us, professional environment. She's like well then don't be one. He was but I'm speaking to us professional individual

I'm like you are a condescending to your boss right now and you are on a thin line and sure enough Sandy goes You know what I don't know what happened But if someone said do it this way and if you said hey, may I make a suggestion could we have a nap first? Maybe fire up some brains. You know maybe get on that banana guy love that banana That's different, but when you're but when you're completely insomboard it in front of other people It's so disrespectful and that's not cool now get me some toast Now listen here. I'm gonna leave you guys alone and I'm gonna get Norma on the phone because I could fire you But frankly, I just like the sound of her voice and I'm getting addicted to it at this point.

Some way I was like Rob do you have something to say? He was, no, I have nothing else to say. Only things to feel. If only you could hear the inside of me. Is there a chandelier I could cut down? So, a Arabian-mine party. Wow. Belly dancer, Gerard of course,

is hammered it up with the Belly dancer. Oh, God, he has hilarious life of the party. Oh, my God. So then, Malian Tom were in the kitchen and he's like, you are right. I'm just tired of dealing with stuff on deck right now. He's like, well for me it's all good till full service. Don't, don't, don't. Last night, he tells us, oh sorry, but... Last night's dinner was frustrating.

I mean, they don't have refined taste buds. I mean, it's basically like serving food to a bunch of turtos if you know what I'm saying. It's very frustrating when it's such a big part of your identity being wonderful and an awful, awful people eat your food and then they say it's raw. I mean, post-en-fry, post-en-fry, post-en-fry without a potato. What am I supposed to do about mom? Word of the day, frustrating. Frustrating.

It's so frustrating. I cannot. I cannot! I cannot! I cannot! Speak to my hand! Tell it to the poem sister! Literally, I cannot! So everybody runs the food, everybody bans together, runs that food,

scolops with doshy bros. It's just amazing, it's delicious! And then meanwhile, laundry, there's like, it's like the Himalayas of laundry or downstairs, just these giant, giant mountains, mountains of sheets and shirts and things like that. And just and Robert just making pillow talk somewhere, just being, just utterly annoying. And Rob's just complaining about Malia in this slide. And I haven't disrespected her once,

except for that time we're just disrespected her in front of the captain just now, but not once. Yeah. And someone's calling him over the radio. And she's like, every second we have together, it's an erupt ad. Ah.

I love you. I love you. I love you! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! You are not owed an uninterrupted moment when you're on the job. I was in the clock. Yes.

You're at work. You're at work. So now it's time for the next course. And most of the people are getting some misogilé salmon over some broccoli. But there are two people who want chicken. And one of those people is a guy who's wearing like a white blazer and no shirt, so he's really full of class. Yeah, this guy sucks. He's the one who's like, yeah, you didn't want to raw fucking lobster.

So he's like, this is fucking raw chicken. It's fucking raw chicken, alright? There's a- That's a pink line motherfucker. Yeah, that's pink like a motherfucker. And then there's another girl, I think it may be Ashley, the primary, who's like, yeah, the texture.

This is, and she's like chewing it like a, you know, when like a five year old has like said that they don't like something before they've tried it. And then they taste it and they do like it, but they have to like go all the way with what they had said before, so they let it sort of half dangle out of their mouth. But it's gross. That's what she's doing.

That's gross, yeah. You're right, yeah. Yeah, this is like, I don't even think this is chicken. I think it's fish. So bucks is like, should a pen fry fat, the chef loves to refry poach things. And he's like, dude, a raw fucking chicken! So she takes it down to Tom's like,

Tom, could you pan fry that? I told him it was cooked. He's like, I don't think that on the start what poach means. Because they're complete fucking idiots. But you know, whatever, whatever, frustrating, but whatever. I mean, they pide me at this port., I mean I'm feeling straight up muggy, okay? I'm feeling muggy right now, what the- doing this right on my face? I poached it, I poached it, it's cooked, it's poached.

Everyone loves poached food, poached chicken, poached eggs, poached potatoes, poached shrimp, poached chocolate cake. Everyone likes poached except for these idiots. So now it's time for Alex to belly dance so he comes out and then the guy gets his re-fried chicken or whatever He's like this is legit. Yeah, you know what this poached and fried chicken. Oh perfectly dry. I'm so glad So Jared is telling bugs the story. He's like, hey, bugs. You know, when I met her, she said, my name is Tatiana, and I changed it to Carmen. I said, why? She said, because I like cars and men. And I said, my name is BJ golf. And then bugs, of course, has to spell it out. Because you like BJs and golf. She's like, yeah, you got it. Oh, my name is ThunderTraperscape. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha But from the table step, at your service.

So then in the kitchen, Al goes down to wash some dishes and Jess tells the bugs, Hey, do you want me back because laundry is bad, but she can go now, just Rob can flip the laundry. Oh, I haven't had time to even put that in yet. So. Oh, I haven't had time to even put that in yet. So... Alright, then just go down. Yeah, I haven't had time yet because I've been standing and sleeping. Yeah. And then we cut back to the guest and one of the guys is grabbing one of the woman's boobs. Yeah.

Yeah, that looks great. I love that outfit. Okay. I like something as raw, you know what I'm saying? So then Rob is like now talking to Malia and he's like, I won't overthink things now And she's like, listen, I was just upset at the moment like you know Pete was driving me nuts. Let's You don't really see him on camera a lot, but he's still there and he's still driving me fucking nuts I'm sorry about that. He's like, it's alright. Can I talk to you about Bali? I'm scared about making the right choice. Do I go to

Bali? Do I not go to Bali? Do I go to Bali? Do I not go to Bali? No one cares. No one cares about if you go to Bali. Literally, no one cares. There's no drama in you changing your ticket. Yeah, you've already said I love you. So now it's not the time to have second thoughts. You know, he's like, my heart is telling me to go to Bali, but my head is telling me run Run for the board. Don't let them look under your car seat Well, he's like well, I think you should always go in your heart. What do you say? It's better to fly there than to run there She's like I think always go with your heart. I mean look what it got me you just hear a pen hit the wall

My boyfriend is probably so confused about what's coming out of this room. Not at all. It's probably not at all. His eyes are rolled into the back of his head, you know, they are right now. One of his eyes is half closed. So, um, uh, so now... I can totally see his look right now. Yeah. Just putting on close captioning on the view. I Love the idea that like maybe my voice is like speaking over Joy Bayhars voice that he's watching It's gonna be a real truth

No, I think back on Trump. I think that like you know what it's just a who wants a who makes it a real Optile who makes it a lot of time Who wants a who makes it a while. Oh, it's got a really tripping that one. We're doing real housewives of New Jersey and Joy Bayhars on their going who cares and Joe, you guys like who cares? So what? Who cares? Okay. Okay.

Okay. So, anyway, the guests compliment bugs. They can tell that like they're down as, but not because the service is bad, but they can see that she's running around everywhere, and Jess is like meanwhile, like standing asleep over the table, like Jess, can we have another cocktail, Jess? Jess, hello?

Oh, sorry, I was standing. So Malia and Tom are in bed, and she's like, today piss me off, this crew is really strung out. And he's like, well, I mean mean that was the first trip and I was frustrated as hell anyway I have to go to sleep now anyway I have to go to sleep because you please that not the window again please please please me please you know how I hit the plastic as that window I cannot I cannot this frustrating never let them know that the window not

the window so then upstairs or in their cabin it's coming and Jared or they have to hot dub I don't even know, but they're so gross. They're on the jack just being we can't even see what they're doing Just being like disgusting. She's like sexy dancing. She's like Bats and has bouts and house. I love you so much So then bugs me while I was up doing all, like, all the laundry that Jess should have been doing, and that's like, one, three in the morning, and then this is where she writes on the whiteboard,

and they do a close-up on it. I just love that she has to specify every single little thing. Please, back in Tyra, Mane, think, after sitting at this, then please put all something away and clean pantry. Down through any potatoes in the bin, just trust me on this one. Whatever you do, do not say chocolate cake.

So it's the morning, you know, this cleaning and cleaning and prepping for breakfast and cleaning and prepping and prepping and cleaning and then sandy walks then sandy walks by the laundry room and goes Oh my god such a nightmare look at oh god. Oh Jess Jess why aren't these washers and dryers going these should be going 24-7 24-7 Yeah turn them around. Almost like you fired somebody without having a backup plan. So just as like, well, we're down to stew again, and I keep getting shot on with this laundry and then the captain brings bugs over and bugs like good morning. So, oh, really?

Well, that should be going and this should be going. This is ridiculous. This should never be not going. You know what? Do your laundry. Okay, here's what I want. Just do your laundry. No guests are up. There should be no excuses. Well, I thought that when the guests aren't up, we should be making the table scapes, isn't that what we learned from last season? No. When guests aren't up, you do the laundry. Oh, okay. All right. What we learn from last season no when guests aren't up you do the laundry Okay, all right

Now look I know you're gonna train that dumb dumb over there, but listen her lax a daisy attitude about it No, no, and we all know that's when we eat daisies as a laxative Works every time like a charm still a size to thank you regular so Bugs he goes but like Jess is now like steaming something and Bugs he walks over us happy She's like why would I be happy? Why wouldn't you be happy? It's the last day of charter thrilled Fuck you, too Well, this isn't the charter to close the door on my hand again. Oh well.

I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that.

I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that. Oh great, just close the door on my hand again. Oh well. So now Tom is making Wavehouse Run Cheros for breakfast and Bugsy. We found Hercules Hill. She does not know what Wavehouse Run Cheros are. Wavehouse Run Cheros. Wavehouse Run Cheros.

It's a Mexican breakfast and no one is. They will? Simple people's food. It's just beans and cheese, basically, an egg. Weyvos rancheros! Weyvos rancheros! Weyvos rancheros! Weyvos rancheros!

God damn it lady! First you destroy my potatoes and I can't even say the dish that I make and properly. So she goes up and she's like, wow, heroes from Cheros. I just love that. Okay, heroes from Cheros. Cyrus from Cheros. Oh, now that I've got at the Delos Rancheros mugs. Just how's laundry looking? She's like not bad. Good girl, let her go.

Palipa from Terros. Winner part to run Charles packing packing time to go time to go time to go Fun oh it's extreme docking some extreme docking Malia looks like we've got a boat on each side of us and guess what I can hear Boats laundry running on both sides. All right both of them have dryers going. Last and last of dryers. Okay. All right. So now they're like docking, getting the bags off. Tom is helping take the bags off.

Everything is like, everything's like going well. The guest leave and the guy makes a speech. So I thank so much. You dealt with my disgusting father and my wife here who doesn't know a good chicken, even if it's in her own mouth. A boot, bugs, phenomenal. Okay, and Jess is like, bye! Did you catch that?

They were there like, okay, here's your envelope full of money. They started walking and then just just, because, bye! No, I didn't. It was so loud it blew out her microphone it's like okay Jess very excited today for that she's so happy so then let's see bugs is like Jess in exactly two weeks we left together or I thought of this radio at oh no what I'm sorry you guys the totally just lost it right now just is in her bonk and she's telling Rob oh

my god in two weeks we leave together or I throw this radio at you he's like you're throwing this radio yeah cuz I feel like I want it more than you but you're the radio more than me I don't want the radio. You do want that radio more than no I mean going to Bali. You want to take the radio to Bali No, I want to throw the radio if you don't come to Bali So if we go to Bali we're bringing the radio and holding on to it and not throwing it no Tip meaning hey Quavo's ran to the house! Tip meaning, hey, you guys killed it except for Jess.

Still a lot of laundry down there. You should probably take care of it. I did see some sort of elephant thong that you want to maybe be careful with, but considering everything that went down, you know firing the Chiefs too because she had a prescription on board. And we got a new chef who was crying about chocolate cake. You know what the lab was going on. Bugsie you did it with ease and grace.

Yeah, Bugsie wore those berets. That was great. You know, I know it's been rough dealing with this after we got Pablo Escobar imprisoned. But guess what? I've got a new second stew for ya. She'll be here by next charter. She looks shockingly similar to Jessica Which is in no way gonna make anybody jealous on this boat

All I gotta say about this next two is that she asks you to put a finger up her bum. Do not do it Now after I've had such a fit about drugs We're gonna spend the last couple of weeks with you crazy kids parting in a visa. We're going to a visa, right? So everyone have fun. You guys are gonna stay on board tonight and guess what you're all gonna do? Get some sleep.

Oh, now that's a party. That's the real Ibiza. I call it the Bedza, right? You're a Bedza. Hey, you knowiza. I call it Namedza, right? Namedza. Hey, you know what? I got a new drug for ya. You put it on your tongue.

You concentrate on it till it melts. It's called hugs. Yeah. By the way, I love that song. You lose the nose. I got a new drug. Okay. Don't take it literally.

I got a new drug. It's a hug. Thank you? Don't take it literally. I got a new drug. It's a hug. Thank you. Say no to drugs. Say yes to hugs. God bless, Megan. What a hair is great. Hugs and drugs.

No hugs are drugs, okay? Not hugs, not drugs. Hugs are drugs. So Jess has to go on to land to get her hands checked. So Rob is like making a very ordinary experience of switching his flight into some sort of grand romantic gesture. He's like, guess what? I'm changing my flight to Bali. I bought the ticket, Malia. I've bought the ticket. Like, great. You've navigated orbits. Just like, yeah, that's what I'm gonna call. Yeah. You've gone on

tripping by her. Congratulations. You, you, you, uh, checked in on, uh, seat guru to make sure that you had the optimal seat. How'sah. Well, you have my babies. So Malia is the one who actually kind of made this terrible because she's like, oh, you know, we should do, we should have some champagne up on the top. We can have some fun with that. We have champagne to celebrate it, you know. I'm like, why are we celebrating him getting a ticket? Why?

Yeah. And he's like, well, maybe carbon arrangements. So basically, he just wants to have the bedroom for the night, you know? Yes. But, Malia is going to make like, oh my God, this is going to be amazing. So then, first we have the guest meeting. Yeah. So, yeah, it's the preference sheet meeting.

And the next charter is Johnny Damon, and his wife, uh, uh, the worst. They were terrible. Their charter was awful last season and they have this friend i forget the friend's name but he was this like this awful awful person who when there was this like fight on board their boat last charter he was the he was the he was the one who stood in the corner and then once jowah removed the the from the boat, he was like, yeah, get the fuck out of here. USA, USA, USA, USA. I'm like, okay. Yeah, I didn't remember that was the same thing.

Was that the one where the boat owner, the next store neighbor yacht owner came over? Yeah. And basically, I think what we sort of inferred was that they probably got into a fight about Trump, right? Because this guy said, the guy was basically like, you guys just fucked the dude on you guy. Yeah, you're saying stuff like that.

Cause this guy was like a big truck. They kept on scattering the episodes with like, all this Trump or shit. And so of course, they got into a fight about that. And then like once you are removed and then he was, then he became a tough guy. He's like, yeah, you get the fuck off this boat. Yeah, yeah, you suck it. Yeah, once he's restrained. Stupid. Oh God. And then they showed eclipse of his wife, Michelle, when she said,

um, this is not five star. And we are so five star like, we're from winter mirror, Florida. I'm like, we're from Windermere, Florida. So fine star. Sand is like, okay, all you need to know is that this food has to be steaming hot. Has to be steaming hot. I'm like, oh, that's right, because like the food would arrive for Johnny Dimm. And he's like, this is ice cold. He's like, okay. Sure.

New money Last charity he complained about the food so then we get clips of them complaining about everything and then wanting more Bigger portions because the Americans yeah Yeah, so then So then for this stupid ticket reveal bugs.ucky's like, how about we bring the thunder, by making up a bunch of clues, and we usually get you far the clues to rob upstairs. I'm like, how about everyone just throws up and just jumps off the boat, please?

Like, do we need a scavenger hunt to get just to see Rob to say, I've changed my seat. No, we don't need that. Just leave it in a pile of laundry for her to find when she does. Oh, she's not gonna do the laundry. Never mind. What do clues? So, they just is back and like she starts getting these stupid clues and she's going to all these different parts of the boats and she's like, what? What? What? What, what, what, oh my God, this is crazy. And like, even the way she holds her clue papers is so jazz, they're like, you would think

you would just sort of like hold them together as like a little stack, but they're all like different angles out of her fingers. Like, all like wrinkled, I'm like, how did you wrinkle your clues so much so quickly? So everybody's all dressed up for this for some reason. Like they make it really romantic. They'll take Sarah's and get dressed up. And so her final clue is up on the top deck.

And she's like, Oh, I'm going to ball with you. Oh, you really want to? I do. Oh, and then they make out. You really want to? I do. Ah! And then they make out. And then he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has, he has It's worse than it ever happened on below deck. Hahaha. So everybody's like, Cheers! Oh my god! You guys are going to Bali!

It's like, oh my god, this is such a surprise. Why are you such a good liar then? Oh yeah, he's like, I wasn't allowed. I was trying to surprise you. I was trying to surprise you. But it was a lie. There was also some weird scene with like Tom and Malia and alarm clock, which I couldn't quite decipher, but he's like, Could you get the alarm? Could you get the alarm?

Could you get the alarm? Could you get the alarm alarm? Wasn't he saying like, could you plug the phone in or something? She's, she has some accord. He's like, I don't need these gizmos. Yeah, I didn't really know what was going on. Yeah, that's right. He did's like I don't need these gizmos yeah I didn't really know what was going on yeah that's why he did say I don't need these gizmos because they kept cutting back and forth between raven just being really romantic and then

mulean tom just being these gizmos but they could cake I'm gonna plug this into a potato, a fucking day. Oh, it actually worked. Oh, that's right. There is that science experiment. So yeah, so then it's a morning. Broom, boom, boom. Fucking alarm sound. Yeah. Is the new stew coming?

Oh my god, the new stew's coming. Bloop. Oh my god, the new stew's coming. Neurma, I'm gonna hold the phone up to the air so you can hear the new stu that I found all by myself. Yeah useless Norma, thanks again for nothing. Again Norma! Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't What's the news? Your favorite bush pig is born! Yay!

She is my favorite bush pig. I don't even know what that means. It feels actually very defensive, but she's my favorite. I know, I'm so glad she's back. Love. I love it, sure. And that brings us to the end of Bolo Dick, mid-it training. Yes, next week they go to Abitha.

And Esha looks like they're like, now remember Esha, no drinking. Aaaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaah!

Good times, well Ronnie. Good times. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. I birthday. Happy birthday. Um, I've got a little gift for you, which is that I'm going to Bali for your birthday. Oh my god. I'm so naughty.

Um, I hope you have all the potatoes and chocolate cake that you could want today. That's actually my favorite food. Good, you deserve them. You're my work husband, I love you. And we'll be back tomorrow to talk selling sunset. Bye. Bye. Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch Your Crappens

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