Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Drama, Queen (of Versailles)

Episode Date: July 16, 2019

The Queen of Versailles herself, Jackie Siegel, charters our plucky "Below Deck: Mediterranean" yachties for holiday of blow-up dolls, elevator requests, and hiking. Lots and lots of hiking. Plus, we meet the new stew June! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Ronnie is broadcasting right now from the the harbor in on Teab Because I can see a beautiful yacht behind him. I you're living the life of luxury over there Port Camille Hey guys, so welcome to watch or crap ends. We're gonna be recapping below deck Mediterranean today and we are a week away from our big shows in Cleveland and Baltimore and Pittsburgh in case you didn't hear the announcement we're gonna do the Beverly Hills reunion in Cleveland we're gonna do the New York reunion in Pittsburgh and we're gonna do the latest Southern charm in Baltimore so super fun three big Bravo shows in three big cities.

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hangry little season hangry Camille I know but I'm not hangry rotten am shockingly honey maybe for all of us see well this is a very special episode of below deck met everybody because it is the Queen of Versailles episode yeah and if you've not seen the Queen of Versailles episode. Yeah. And if you've not seen the Queen of Versailles, please go watch that immediately. That's an amazing time. It's amazing. It's so good.

It is. You will. It's shocking. Yes. And apparently nobody on this show is watched. I don't think anybody on this show is seeing it, because they're like, what the fuck is they? They are so confused.

So confused. Who is this lady? So the episode opens up in the mean streets of Antibes, France, where, wow, has just basically given a verbal lashing to Amestasia, who's been really stressed out about being a chef now. And she's like, the half that tip last charter, that was for me.

I'm all alone doing it. And Dora was like, well, you're not like a Michelin chef. You're not like a seven star Michelin chef. You know, the tip, the half that tip last charter, that was for me. I'm all alone doing it and draw, I was like, well, you know, you're not like a Michelin chef, you're not like a Seven Star Michelin chef. I'm like, that's because there is no Seven Star Michelin chef. J'ouwau. Yeah, I was gonna ask you, where did these Seven Star's come from?

Yeah, three stars and a half. You must think every chef sucks, like when they get three stars, he's like, well, they suck. You know what, I told him, are you a Seven Star chef? New? Are you a Michel star shift new are you a Michelin tire shift new you know I'm just being honest and Travis is like um she's stressed as

shit like don't mention it to her like you could just like you like I hate that thing just because you're honest you know it doesn't mean like you have to say it yeah uh. Honest people get crucified too. Yeah, okay. That's just how it is. Oh, I shouldn't say crucify because that makes him a martyr. You're an asshole. Okay, there.

That's me being honest. Hope you're not mad. And a stage is like, I'm a read my face, dude. Tell me I'm great. So that way I can say, no, I'm not great. I'm actually perfect.

I know. I killed it. Yet again. Stasia did. And then it. Yet again, stage of it. And then Aces feel better, staff. She's like, oh, don't feel bad. Look at the last shot. Are you kicking the bumble?

It's guess what comes out from there, turned out with my fingers. I know. Stop talking about your butt hole for five seconds. to press yeah, and Jouel's like You know it's annoying that's a person a person an honest person is the bad person. I'm like yeah, well, you know Okay, I'm regular mother Teresa over there exactly honesty is a virtue, but so is tax all right all right So then we get a montage of job just being like Alright, alright. So then we get a montage of Jou just being like

SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, SHOT, TAKE LAAA, TAKE LAAA, Would you like a SOT? Would you like a SOT? Oh my gosh, this is douche. Or is we saying Zim? Baby full glass, baby full glass, baby full glass. And Travis is like, he wants to make everyone feel smaller than him to make him feel like Billy Big Bowls. Yeah.

Yeah, good old Billy Big Bowls when he's just a fucking dickhead. So then we get to everybody partying and Collins doing the flossy. I mean listen, no matter what you think of this episode, it was worth it for Collins doing the flossy, okay? You look great, Collie. I like that. We're gonna have to show show Aunt Susan Dad at the wedding next week. I'm glad you remember the Floss Collie! Dental alphas are very important and gingivitis is leading gods and heart disease. Now when once the day tortoise saw us cally,

Flossy Flossy Annie! I want to get taught a source cally, glossy, glossy, honey. So they're all dancing and Travis tries to kiss Hannah. And she's like, you know, honey, behave yourself, honey. Unless you're getting it. Listen, I'm dating Billy Big Bulls. All right. I don't need you to behave your way. Unless you're dedicating 50 euros, you got me some ciggies.

I'm not interested. Yeah, well, let's say you're dedicating 50 euros. You got me some ciggies. I'm not interested So Travis is super in the hand a bit super mad at you Wow and you're welcome over to Asia who's like dirty dancing using those years of dance training to Advantage Yeah, she's like pumping the floor or whatever and to us just like looking at her like a ledge. Yeah, okay first of all He's looking at her like a letch. Okay, first of all, he's looking at her like, oh yeah, but then he's like so horis, I count to even. I'm like, oh, you were so disgusting to our god. I believe this is why you should always

fucking get wasted with anybody that you're dating to see who's really in there. Also drive with them. Let them drive the car. Okay, that's how you know who you're dating. Let them drive both things at once. Yeah, don't don't drunk drive. No. No.

But, but yeah, his exact what was your so horish, it's disgusting. And I'm like, for all those people who are like, you know, I really like, I can't help but like, jow out of this season. I was like, I feel so happy. I was really holding on to it. I know you were to a certain extent,

but I was really holding on to like, no, he were to a certain extent, but I was really holding on to like no He's still a dick and there it came right out came right out He's still there. He's still in there. Yes. He just need to key of to Kila to get him back out So Asia goes He's so judgmental. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo So then outside Travis is annoyed at Jawao. They haven't totally developed this like Travis Jawao issue Like Travis has been getting annoyed at Jawao, but in previous seasons we usually see more concrete stuff But Travis is such a now like he's a dick man So outside they're like on the street and Travis like bangs a chair against a closed gate It was just like this random clattering noise. I was like what what's happening?

What's going on? I don't even understand what this whole thing is. He didn't throw a charity gate. He got up and like, moved, scooted the chair against the gate. Oh, is that what it was? Yeah, that's what it looked like to me. I mean, I watched it twice and then I was like, I'm watching this twice. Like, I'm really a loser. Clattergate. Clattergate. Yeah. Clattergate gate. So then, Joel was like, what's not? And so he's like, tries to start fighting Travis. He's got, he's puffing up his chest and just being classic joey, that we always knew.

And I was like, yeah. It's like, why would you bang a gate when you can slush shame a woman? What are you doing? Although to be fair and zim, the way we slush shame women is to say, hey, did you go bang the gate again? I'm a real bangator.

Oh, I'm an old, spilly big boss. That gate's been open and closed so many times it's disgusting. Travis is like, don't do that. Don't go there. And I just wrote, what is this fight? What is this? What is happening? Oh, God. And then it's did Hannah go, this isn't bear sing or live here. She probably did. No, because she spends like half the year in this out the France. So she knows everyone. So she's like, what the hell are you people doing? I know I wanted to be like Americans and I was like, no wait, they're not Americans. This is weird Yeah, it turns out everybody has bad manners. Congratulations America. It's not just us. Yeah

So that now they pile into their vans to head back to the boat and Jack's like he showed his true colors when he got aggressive Didn't he? Didn't he and then Jowaw and the other van's like, these people need to grow up, that's all. Like, no, Jowaw. No, Jowaw. It's not them, it's you, it's you, it's you. Yeah, they're all really fucked up. And Jowaw's like, all right, I'd like you to get up at 10 a.m. Jack and Jack's like, well, not getting up at 10 o'clock, mate.

You better, if you don't, you're not coming back to work. And he's like, lovely. I'd like to see it right. I'd like to see you. You're going to be like a gate with the chair in front of it, mate. It's this. What are we all fighting about?

It's like that weight's in fighting. You don't even know what you're fighting about. Yeah, exactly. So now it's the morning. And Jurao's like, did I lose my shit with Travis last night, which he knows you did? But he's like trying to be like, oh, I was blocked out, you know. Yeah, and Carl's like, Collins's like,

well, he threw chairs at the gate, and then he grabbed you. It's like, okay, unreliable witness calling. You come down over there, sir. Oh, he grabbed you and threw you up against the gate. Oh, you're calling me a slut? No, no, he like grabbed you and threw you up against the gate. And then he found a baddies, or bang at the gate, and he-down lift the building on fire was scary

You're a great witness, Collie You did the right thing guys. Did you blow your whistle? Did you blow your whistle? And I was like hand I just wish I for slut dropping what do I do that? I can't go drinking and get like that again I'm really disappointed in myself and the music's like woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo one moment. He's just like slowly following a red balloon through the streets of Antibi. Is it Antibi? I think it's Antibi. You can call it Antibi. It sounds nice. It sounds like Antibi. Hi, Collie. Antibi of drunkenness and all just Bob comes out to play. Sorry, and Hannah are laying in bed and she's like, I think Travis puppy to play with, alright?

Listen, I'll do a lot for a cuteness mix, alright? But not get married, single-line now. Yeah. It's a kilo-strengthened, do-any-a. Yeah, Danny goes, well you know, honey, you know he's like a cute puppy to play with. He's here. Like, if they ever wind up getting married, we're gonna always cite that line. Every romance started when Hannah said, he's here. He exists. He's geographically close to me. Listen, I've written my own vays. You're here. You're within distance of my Sanctuary Fulb? Yeah. So then it's 9.58 a.m. or Zoraos trying to wake up the boys and he's like,

come on boys, let's get to Kraken. And I now it's like okay time for the preference sheet meeting. So Anastasia and Zorao and Hannah go gather with Captain Sandy and this week's guest is none other than Jacqueline Seagull, the female star of, well, the queen of Versailles. Yeah, the queen of Versailles, so Hannah's all mad for whatever reason. She's already touching her temples and rolling her eyes, just like, all right, temples. We're gonna have to do a big honey face today,

so I'm gonna massage you to get those always ready, ready? Three, two, one, honey! Hannah's like, see, like blow up dolls is a joke, honey, and a picnic at the top of the ears. That would be gorgeous blow up dolls. I like that everyone's judging the blow up dolls on this show, like, hello.

Yeah. So then Hannah's like, yes, and she would like a celebration of life, dinner, to honor the life of her late daughter Victoria That's really nice, and I'm glad it's on a different knife as a blow-up doll. Yeah It's like there's a night for everything. Yeah, I was I was concerned about you know It would be really bad if they had like a mix up in the programming there between the party favors and the Evening theme that would have been really bad. Yeah, it would have been awkward. Although the truth is

Nothing theme that would have been really bad. You know it would have been awkward. Although the truth is nothing. I just won't go there. I will not go there on a broadcast. So the captain's like, well I know him because I'm from Florida, which is also why I know the people who invented hamburgers and Mickey Mouse. Okay, so I'll tell you, they're very philanthropic and they get back to the community all right Oh, and we've got a new crew member whose name is June Start of a very hot season which also happens in Florida, so I know her as well. Julie. We've ever heard of Don Johnson Yeah, I know I'm because I know who he is because I'm in Florida. Yeah

He's a whole reason Florida got vices Terrible. Terrible habit for me, Dan Chan. Oh God. So I said, why don't we stop getting people addicted devices like math and start getting them addicted devices like naps and brains. Eno. Come on.

Yeah. So now it's time to go clean and clean, clean, clean, get that about ready for the big charter. And then Dwarf finds Aisha and he's like it's so stupid I never should have done that I never should have called you a big slutty slut with a slut face in a finger of her bum because that's not right I mean I'm not saying it's inaccurate but it's just not right all right so sweet everything give her a Jans, and a rather stop sitting on this plunger now.

You stupid, all. And now it's like, Asia's, Asia, Aisha, Aisha, right? I say Aisha, Aisha. I say it's Asia. I don't know, I just heard what you used to say. Tell us, someone tell us how to say it. So she, she then like bust out every week. There's some other like like I won't say strange

but there's some like big bold fasted of her life like oh like oh I took dance for 12 years oh I took my finger at my bum oh I lost my brother to brain cancer oh and this week is like oh my mom had addiction issues and it's just always something it's like make you go what and then it's like you're always feeling either like happy or sad or whatever but it's always like I don't even know what I'm really trying to say about this. I'm trying to say that she has a colorful life. It's not just smile on her face, you know. It's like Where did Larkon people in church mental? Cause me and Martha was church real live. It's like whoa, what?

It's so fun. I love it when people play piano because when I was 12 I actually played with the royal Australian Symphony you're like wait what It was all addicted to something with my mother You're like, oh and it's like they were addicted to music like oh, but also substance abuse. Oh So then Anna stage is like I'm going shopping these people are rich. I'm gonna go get some local flavors because I do things perfectly. Oh God I was so jealous at first she was having like that full on Nancy Myers moment just roaming through the market plucking out fresh food. I'm surprised she didn't run into someone like Keanu Reeves or whatever in sort of romance. Yeah, he's like, I own a fresh apple stand where I can make you

fresh apple pie. She's like, can you do it perfectly? I make the most perfect apple pie in the world, man. She's like enough perfectly in my heart. So then Hannah and Aisha are looking at Jacqueline's mansions and he's is just like, who needs a hair set big? I've been growing up. We actually lived in a pot on the side of the ocean. It played piano. Took dance and was addicted to methamphetamines. Oh! I actually made my piano myself. We're out of seashells and hot and sand. myself without a seashells and hot and sand. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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Jack here's your list of things to do on a sticky note. Jack, it's literally a little tiny square sticky note and Jack is quite long, isn't it? Yeah. How long can it be, Jack? I know. Jack, so Jack, Jack, J-J-J-J-I was like, I'd like to spend before lunch time and then me while Jack is just standing next to an empty hot tub being like You know smoking Yeah So then Collins like whoa new honey alert new honey alert. There's a new honey walking down the block Collie she looks very lovely, but be respectful Now holding hands until marriage

Now holding hands until marriage, Golly! My gosh, mom! So here comes the news to June. June, goofy June! Oh, June. It's so funny I had such a misread on this on June when she first showed up because to me at first I was like, oh, she's giving me like Northeast, like New England prep school wasp girl who's maybe like rebelling like working on a yacht or something. So I was like, oh yeah, I was like, I'm very into this. But then as she was talking, she's like, yeah, I've been a bartender multiple times. I was like, well, she's clearly not from like a prep school. Her parents would never like that. It turns out she's from Arizona,

which I'm not saying that., like, oh Arizona. Oh my goodness. No, I was going down a same spiral. No, I just totally thought that she was some sort of like Northeast, like rich girl, like from like a like old New England money. So I just totally read her wrong, which I was amused of myself about. Okay. It happens to. I love goofy gym. I think she's really goofy.

So she goes up to say say hi to the captain and the captain's like, hi, who are you? And she goes, hi, I'm June. She goes, I know your name. Well then, what are you asking, Sammy? Yeah. So then Jowell comes up. She's like, oh, this is Jowell. And Jowell basically has a bowler.

Like, it is like knocking over like the things on the staircase like, excuse me, my bowler's coming. I see June, okay. Excuse me, all right yeah um and she's like well I've been working in the south of France for four months but I don't speak a lick of French and I don't see that changing it's like you're perfect for this welcome exactly so she has to uh move in with uh asha asha how am I'll paranoid about saying asha versus isha asha I'm just about saying Asha versus Asha?

I'm just gonna say Asha people, and we'll just deal with it. Who cares? I call Travis Tyler, every single time last week. So she moves in with Asha. And there's a dick drawn on the wall. And she's like, oh, okay. Oh, hmm. You have a big red dick. Yeah. So Hannah's like like, well, it's not ideal to have a new stew.

Two hours before Charter, huh? I'm hoping I should can show with the ropes. And then Anastasia shopping. And she's like, these people come from many and they're used to really fine dining. I need to wow the pants off these guests. I'm like give her fried calamari and french fries. Yeah, watch the documentary and just think of the scene. Give me some chick-fil-a. You'll be fine. Yeah, like the scene that just sticks in my brain is when she went to Walmart and bought like five versions of everything from Walmart. You can skip the seer chin So So then Jack is like for some reason Joao has been writing down what I need to be doing every day on a list

As if that's going to make any difference. I'm like you were the one last episode who was barking at Joao and saying like You know tell me what I need to do make a list for what I need to do, you know Don't just assume I'm gonna know what to do so Joao made you a list don't make me defend Joao here Jack Yeah, and Joao is still trying to be nice to everybody. So, he passes Travis in the kitchen, he's prepping eggplant, and he's like, sweet ass. Try harder. Yeah. So then Hannah is telling June, you'll be doing the bathrooms in the laundry, and she's like, I can do it all as long as this nut and French. Hannah's like, whatever, honey, I don't like you yet. You're blonde and new. I don't like you. She's like, I may be a sponge.

I'm just sponge. Been to learn everything. Hannah's like, have you got a boyfriend, honey? And she's like, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo. What does that mean kind of? I mean, well, I'm always traveling. Which means that she either has a girlfriend or she's pregnant or she gotten to trouble

with the law and is running from authorities. Yeah, I like that one. Yeah, I like that she's just running with the suitcase of gas. Like there's no clean-out to wear in that suitcase. It's all just gas. She's Thelma and Louise. I mean, it makes sense.

She's from Arizona. So instead of driving into the Grand Canyon, she's like, I'm going to stop the car right here and actually go become a stew on a yacht instead. So then, so then, June's finds Collie down in the, down in like, ironing or whatever. And he's like, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask. Anyone else because I know nothing, I don't know what's going on around here. There was funny, Kelly, you go very charming and handsome

and play young man and your father and I could have never been more proud. Well, there was no door to open, so coming with humor does the second plan be quality So yeah, all the guys every time a new girl comes on this boat The guys are just like all over the girl every time every single time this is no exception So calling doesn't know more innocent way, I guess, but it's still like oh for Christ sake So June and I share talking and June's, I feel like I missed out a lot already.

That way I miss the green food. Their conversation just like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Aaaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaah! Aaaaah! Someone has a plat of a jacket through your roused. So, uh, Jackie comes on the boat and she's like, hi! Hi! Hi! And Sandy just sees her. Sandy reminds me.

Sandy reminds me. Sandy reminds me. Sandy reminds me. Sandy reminds me. Sandy reminds me. Sandy reminds me. Sandy reminds me. Sandy reminds me. Sandy reminds me. And it's like they're gonna be a lot of wet. Yeah. And Jack is like, oh, I, uh, I thought I was gonna get a guy captain. Sandy's like, oh God, I knew I should have cut my hair a little shorter. Jesus Christ, don't you know me? We're both from Florida.

It's a small world after all. Get that Florida joke. You're gorgeous. So they all have champagne and get their, uh, tour. And Jack, he's like, oh, an exercise room. And Hannah's like, well, you work out while you're on holiday. And Jackie's like, yeah, because for me, every day is a holiday. I see the fireworks every night.

Oh, gosh, I feel winded going up those stairs. Do you guys have an elevator here or a escalator? Or do you have those like teleporter things? That would be really helpful. I feel winded going up those stairs. Do you guys have an elevator here or a escalator? Do you have those teleporter things? That would be really helpful. I feel like Jackie asked that in single-story places. She goes into a rancher. Is there an elevator?

She's in McDonald's. Is there an elevator here I could use? Man, you're in the parking lot. She's like, oh, this is Steve. He's one of my favorite sons. I married into acquiring him. And Steve's like, it's a mod in Miracle, because they're like the same age.

Yeah, and she's just like, Steve loves riding an elevator, too. If Jack is a sort of person who goes to the carnival and walks up to the Ferris wheel and then points at a thing goes, I'll take that one No, you have to get into this car the one that's here. No, no, I'll be good. I'm gonna get on that Would you guys make it turn if I sit inside of it? That's great. Thank you. Such a trendsetter You know the scrambler it used to be you just sit there and just like talked to someone on a bench And I said why don't we just like rev this thing around and make it look like we're gonna crash into the wall And they'd start doing that never since then we got the scrambler

They should make one of these but instead of a carnival you should get all the same rides as a carnival But let everybody on even if they're too short so that it's fair and call it a fair You ever been on the merry- around? So a usage just like sit there and I said this would be a lot fun if we're just going circles and circles maybe go up and down a little bit. Mary Mary if you think about it quickly if you say Mary quickly it sounds like Seagull see see what I'm saying there. So she goes right up to the captain the bridge or whatever and she's it's not the bridge. I don't know because there's a wheelhouse and there's a bridge and I don't know if the

wheelhouse is the bridge. It's something like that. It's upstairs. So she goes up there. Yeah, she goes to the wheelhouse bridge and she's like, Hi, I'm in my allow-down here. Well, you guys have a nice view. That's a good view.

Can I have this one? Could you guys move my bed in here? Is there an elevator that gives direct access from here to the next floor down? By the way, we should also mention Jackie's dress. It is crazy. It looks like someone took like 25 doilees and strung them together and just draped them over her. I was like this dress, I don't even know how this is a dress right now. It was crazy looking. Do you have an elevator? My dress has an elevator? I dress up as an elevator.

She's like, am I alive? Whoa, am I supposed to impact myself? Because I don't know where Ham is. Our house is so big we have to use cell phones. Am I impacting or are you? One of the advantages of an elevator is you can get to someone faster if you're on your cell phone with the elevator. So basically the students have to unpack Jackie and then of course it's the total Ramona singer thing, right?

She's like, she makes someone else unpack and then she stands over and like tells them where to put everything, just like almost as effective as just unpacking yourself. Yeah, she's like the reason they're packed in the same bag is because I'm not really sure what goes with what. Someone packed it for me. I was talking the yellow bit or what it happened. And he's just like, I see that rolling. Oh, like when people get baby that part of the brain shuts down to someone tells them what to do.

So then Anna stages in the kitchen her whole thing is she's like I just I feel off I feel off this chart I just I feel off I feel off Which is I don't know what that's leading to but she keeps saying it over and over again. Yeah, and Jack's like just do on this one What you did on the last one you'll be cracking yeah, so then Jack and Colin have some anchor drama. Oh, God Oh God the break is stuck. Oh, the anchor isn't dropping. And I was like, guys, surely you're not going to be horse luts. Oh, damn it. I did it again. I wouldn't even drink you back time. It's like, surely you understand that you're as an engineer. You have to take the break off before the anchor goes. Surely you understand that. Are we still believing that Jack is an engineer at this point?

Like, if we gave that up like weeks ago, okay? Yeah, yeah. You know, it's like, maybe he's like a civil engineer. It's not so much a mechanical engineer. But, so then the captain's like, we're good. I felt it grab and Jack he's right behind her. Like, that was me actually. Does this anchor have an elevator?

It can use to get down to the sea floor So then so anesthesia she makes this beautiful looking lunch It's like a Mediterranean buffet with falafel and pita and all this good stuff hummus And she's like I'm beyond nervous to serve this person this first Absolutely perfect undeniable meal. I'm so nervous right now. Mm-hmm. And it's like this promotion better not go to a head. Ha, na.

You see those honey eyes warming up over there. Yeah. So then seating for lunch, Jack is like, um, some of these boobs. Oh, I wrote some of these boobs. I was like, why did Jack say that? I wrote some of these boobs. My goodness, that lunch was a lazy season of gigantic boobs. Oh, I wrote some of these boobs. I was like, why did Jack say that? I wrote some of these boobs. My goodness. That lunch was a lazy season of gigantic boobs. Those are the biggest boobs I've

ever seen in my life. They were, it was huge. It was definitely, there's a lot going on. A lot going on. Yeah. So then, and I told you, Jack, he's like, the calamari is fantastic. I was like, when Johanna was pointing out what everything in the buffet was, and she's like, we got some Bobbaganash there, and we got some, we got some, we got some of this, and some hummus, and whatever, and we have chickpea patties. I was like, chickpea patties. It was a full apple.

Yeah. Well, maybe they were flat and locked peedies. Maybe, right? Maybe. Honne. So anyway. And then to our side, we're out of that new girl. It is quite the honey, isn't she? And Jack's like, well, hopefully a new girl comes on. I'm off, I'm off friendly because I finally realized that we have some big slots onboard. Oh god, his back his back

So I guess want to know what's for dinner and so the plan is have some lamb and jack jacklands like oh Great lamb. Oh, could we have some mint jelly with that? Do we do some mint jelly? You know maybe we can bring it up with the elevator or maybe? It doesn't get better than having Mediterranean food in the med. What a what a turn of events. I think it's funny because everyone expects Jackie to be such an awful monster and she's not. She's like, oh, I'm just how? Isn't it fun? Yeah, she's just like benignly smiling, but also making like, like making high maintenance requests without sort of, but with like, so happily doing so, like, do you mind if we like, you know, maybe turn the yacht around and maybe

sell down to Africa, is that okay? It'd be fun. Like, and then we're like, okay, I guess we can do it. Like, we're on Africa yet. Oh, well, maybe Iceland Iceland instead we can do that So Anastasia's like man Joey oh my god And then water toys water toys and June's like oh I'm from Vermont but I've lived in a million places because I'm an army girl. So this is nothing to me. This is gonna be great

Yeah, that's regular So so Travis is helping Anastasia and the gallery for dinner and Joao was just sort of like lingering in there and it's like well, you know if you get a chance when you're done Working with this slot. Maybe you can help like washed down the like the the deck doors deck floors. If you have a chance and Travis is like also what I can do, but he's like I would rather be inside with Anastasia than anywhere near Jawao because he is full of bullshit. Yeah, and you're not doing anything. Why don't you go do it? He's working already. Yeah, wow. He's peeling things. Or he's preparing. Oh, sorry. Some we get some anesthesia back stories.

She's like, on part of the reason I'm so creative is that I'm an only child. And my parents both had jobs. So I had to be creative. I was like, hi, mom. Then I would hug a broom. Then I would push it around a little. The kitchen was clean.

I was like, that was my first dance with my mom. And then I adapted it into a novel. And it actually won the Nobel Prize. It's so weird. Um, so then, uh, then Jun is like talking with Colin some more. And I forget what Colin was saying, but Jun is like, you know, Colin just has that personality that feels like he can just trust him. I mean, he is just the sweetest guy. So genuine. I will never make that with him, ever, ever, ever.

That's what that means. Yeah, Colin is immediately in the friends zone. I have just like, he basically just wears a sign that says, hey, put me in the friends zone. Hey, look what number I'm playing in soccer today. Turns around and shows his jersey. She's like, it says kick me. He's like, damn it. Yeah. You know what I do every time I drive down a, drive down a stretch and see a bunch of stores

and every time I see AutoZone I go, get in the zone, the friend zone. So the tender delivery is some stuff and Anna's like, right, jean. I'll pop you into the cabin smite So no one's telling me what to do So then Colin gets okay, here's what they wrote Colin gets ponds your love hole. Oh, they get to blow up the blow up dog arrived And they're like the blow up dogs are like Russian themed like your Russian beauty Jack goes is that's me la? But we of course know it wasn't because it seemed like it had a pretty progressive view on, you know, homosexuality.

So then, it's a very open-minded blob doll. And it also could cook. So, so Colin's like, huh, so are we supposed to blow these up with a pump? I'm just like imagining these poor blobbs all like calling me like I just popped another bloop doll Oh And I just like where's his love for I would like to put your pain in some of the time So then so then let's see they're setting the table and So then let's see they're setting the table and it's just like I feel like I can need a tanker under me ring. The world's hand is gonna come down quite hard on her.

Yeah, because these are this is the first foundation of June's storyline which is that Hannah's not gonna be one-on-one time and like I'm messing up because I just don't know what to do which is like a very standard but really really reliable, like below deck, uh, trope, you know, that, that's like we had that with, uh, Laura last season a little bit, like, sorry, I'm sorry, I just don't know what to do, or like Casey last season. I'm really excited to see how it's gonna work out with June. Yeah, no one's telling me what to do. Um, so here's what you do. When in doubt, get a sash with your name on it. Yeah. Jackie has. Yeah. She has a sash that says Queen of Versailles. Also, I want to give

a shout out to Janessa, who is one of the guests. I'm giving her a shout out because I've never heard of the name Janessa before. So Janessa, this one's for you. Janessa, that is some of the dumbest white girl name shit we've ever heard of. Well, we don't know whether a name or Janet or Vanessa. So how about Janessa? I want to make sure my daughter can never buy a keychain in a tour restaurant ever. How about Janessa? Janessa. So, I mean meanwhile, Jack and Travis are talking about going on a double date with Hannah and, uh, Aisha and they're really excited to do that to get their, their chickadees on a date. And then we get June again going, the chiefs do is supposed to cheat you everything.

We're gonna have questions, lots of questions. I mean, Hannah must be real busy right now because I'm not kidding any of that. So yeah, she actually is. There's a charter happening with very high man's guess. So yeah, she is busy. So just like, make a bed. I mean, yeah, make a bed and clean a bathroom. Yeah, okay.

Like, I don't know how many different ways there are to do that. Yeah, just like scrub it down. And Aisha's teaching you everything and Aisha's really good. So just do that. Yeah. So then Anna Stasia's, you know, Anna is still kind of bossy with Anna Stasia and Anna Stasia's like, well, I'm feeling more comfortable

but I feel like I also still have to answer the Hannah and I guess I don't have an arrogance so that's making her not hate me. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Give it time, honey, the season's still young so then they give her they served dinner and they're serving it with Suzuki or as anacol's like yogurt sauce all right and Jackie's like yogurt sauce oh it's yummy maybe it probably is better than mincelli and then she puts salt on it she goes no it's perfect hey could someone bring in some more lamb but like I want to see you

actually slaughtered on the deck that'd be great thank you so now me while what we did not discuss is that anesthesia has like quietly made this enormous like ten-year cake that's just like this perfect Culinary thing that's like a perfect cylinder with layers and strawberries and ganache So they start bringing the cake up. Of course, of course, it's perfect. It's anesthesia So they bring the cake up and then the the blow up dolls and they're all feeling like a little weird because it's like Hannah's like, oh, I think it's sort of weird that she's bringing her, blow up dolls. I think my stepmother would just give me a box of chocolates and little some cigarettes more than... Conrad ever did, for you ask me.

And then everyone's like mock horrified. Yeah and the wife is like, is that supposed to be me and Steve? And Steve is like, it's not big enough to be me. Because the guy blow up dolls, like a little Danny DeVito style. Yeah, I'll blow up doll. There was also some shady editing where they cut from like a blow up doll to Janessa and Janessa was doing the blow up doll face because she was shocked. Oh, I was so shady. So then Jack and Travis go up on the bridge and they decided it now is the time to ask out the

girl. Have you asked us yours? Have you asked us yours? Have you asked us yours, mate? Have you asked us yours? Hanaysah, Hanaysah, Hanaysah, Hanaysah, Hanaysah, Hanaysah on the bridge, on the bridge, on the bridge. Where do we want to ask you, your little honey? would you like to go on a date with me? And she's like, oh, sick it. It's so sweet, I want to cry. But I had my tear ducts surgically removed and orders of becoming a better Olympic swimmer. And Travis is like, and the other idea is I was meant to ask you Hannah because I was a total victim to the other night when I threw that chair into you after making it with you she's like

that was the great honey but yes I'll go I'll go I should get cause That's so cute. I'm during this whole scene while you hear Aisha going, you're just downstairs. They just keep showing June, Benzing on cake. It's the most, I was like, why are we cross cutting between this conversation and June be like, it was like,

it would give me like flashbacks to the episode of different strokes when Kim Lee like rated the kitchen late at night. I was like, what is happening here? And they're served to let us see that she can hear everything that's going on actually benches. It's hilarious. Yeah, so there's like there are sort of like whenever they do that, it's like, oh someone's an outcast and she's gonna feel a certain sort of way. So I was like, ooh, I like this trope too. So the combination of like, no one's telling me what to do and No one's hanging out with to do and no one's hanging out with me. It's always great, always great on Blow Deck. Yes, and then we find out why they keep sewing us that because June's like, I didn't know

when it's time to eat because no one on this boat has even telling me anything and I'm starving. I mean, I realized that I forgot to have dinner. Like no one told me to have dinner and then I forgot to have it. Like, what do you do when you don't have dinner like no one told me to have dinner and then I forgot to have it like What do you do when you don't have dinner if someone if someone never tells you to have dinner like you just die? Are you supposed to know what to do? And then yeah me while everyone gets into bed and Hannah's in her bed And there's like whoever's above her like they're a comforter. It's just like dangling down and Hannah just like swatts at it's like Get the computer to my face

So then the next morning doing laundry Colin comes in of course to creep on June and his like little boy way where he's like I just come at a check on how you're doing How was your first day? Hannah didn't pick on you too bad did she? She's like always so good to see a friendly face. Emphasis on friend, friend, face of a friend, capital F friend. God, just seeing you, it's like a nice solid handshake.

I want to thank you for that, Colin. Oh, wow, I just feel like you're the brother I never had. So then let's get back to some shackles shackles. How many shackles are on board? Hey, is that a joke? Can we get a comedian in here? Actually, I think that'd be really fun. Get the captains like when you've got more people working with you,

Colin, you can go faster. And he's like, oh, better safe than sorry. Remember when I messed it up that time I never wanted to do that again You're my sorry right Say better be safe than sorry And to be says hello And to be says slow down with the anchor you never know what's gonna happen also

she's been eating donuts again so we know where this is going you know like Aunt Tibi says Rome didn't get thin in a day we decided we just stopped telling Aunt Tibi when did it wasn't hopefully she wouldn't eat, but she knows. So the guest wake up and Jackie comes in, she's like, top of the morning to you. And then Jackie goes into, Jackie just loves going into the gallery. You could see Anastasia just losing her shit. You know that she does that wherever she goes. Yeah. She's like, hi, it's me.

They're like, man, you cannot come into the kitchen at Chili's. You know? Like, man, this is the French laundry you are not allowed in the kitchen. Do you have Micheli? I love Micheli. I used to think it was just propina butter and jelly, but then I found Micheli.

It changed my life. It's actually my favorite explorer. No, that's Michelllan not Minchelly So so Jackie is like like hate unhealthy breakfast. Could you maybe boil some of those quail eggs? As Asia who clearly had like a very specific beautiful plan for the quail eggs is like Yeah, sure sure. I Yeah, that's it's fun Sorry, I'm just twitching a little bit at your request. I could do this

Yeah, that's why and you should probably use all of them because once I try something everyone wants to try it I don't know if I'm a trendsetter or what because I started using fanny packs years ago and now everyone has them I started a trend you know like I started a trend. You know, I went to Walmart and bought six of the same things. And now there's a show called Hortars and I'm like, I started a trend. You know, in my house, it gets hot and we got something called air conditioning.

I'm telling you, you know, everywhere I go into in Florida, it's got it. I mean, what the heck? We built a thing called Palace of Versailles. Guess what? Right here in France, they've got a Palace of Versailles. I'm such a trendsetter. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Tell me what the heck we built a thing called palis over psi guess what right you're in france They've got a palis over psi. I'm such a trendsetter

So anesthesia is like please just stop talking Shaman canesthesia hates her yeah, so so now that so they're gonna be doing this picnic at this place called as which is like up a So they're going to be doing this picnic at this place called as which is like up a John, you know, it's like that like every year on blowdack There's always some giant hike that everyone has to do to do a picnic It's up high and far away and it's not gonna be easy and anytime It always sounds horrible not only for the employees, but for the guests Yeah, who asked to who asked to spend a hundred grand on a vacation to go climb? Yeah, gross exactly and for the cameraman and And so, so anytime they do a picnic,

it's always a big pain in the ass, there's so much to do. So breakfast is done, it's 11.30, and the plan is to have the picnic at two, which means that the guests will leave for the shore at one and yada yada yada. And basically, they're getting ready for that. Everything seems to be smooth sailing so far, except for June, June's like,

so what time is break? Like, is there a lunch break? Is there a tea break? Is there a peanut break? Can I just have a peanut? I don't know. That's a June. Poor June's starving to death,

trying to go up all those stairs. Yeah. So then, so, so, June's trying to like be nice to Hannah, because Hannah's being like really honey eyes to her for no reason. So she's like, saying,

it's like, hey, Goin, you excited for it? And June's like, did I just tell you about packing? Just like, tell me about it? Yeah. She goes, well, it went well.

It's packed. So this one I meant. Just saying, it was great. Like, we packed. All I'm trying to say is what we packed. And then went great. And it's like, good. So, um, I'm going to go try to scavenge for some spare pea pods downstairs. Maybe I don't know. Bye. Bye. Strange. And Hannah's like, I'm hoping they just work, jitters, but there's something strange about her energy. Ha. I'm gonna get to the bottom of the land.

Han, I investigate. So now it's 11.30 and Jackie's back in the galley and she's just like, yeah, so what's going on with today's picnic? That you're all like, you know, like, sleeping over right now, what's going on? And they say, okay, we'll put you in the tender at like 1 p.m. And she's like, yeah, I mean, like, we can even you in the tender at like 1 p.m. and she's like, yeah, I mean, like we can even go earlier because we want to stop by the beach and like try to

find some mint jelly, maybe see what's our elevators they have in France, you know. Yeah, I'm having this like, I don't have enough time to make this work. And Jack is like, mercy bokeh. Yeah, because basically it's getting fast-forwarded to leaving the boat at 12 and it's 11.30, which means that they've got to do all this shit in 20 minutes instead of 90 minutes, which is a big difference. Yeah, but at the same time all they have to do is say, oh, we're still preparing your lunch. We didn't know so it's gonna take a little bit longer to prepare, you know. Yeah, and then that we get to the captain dropping anchor again. She's like, all right, three in the water, three in the water, three in the water. It just grabbed. I felt it. So where did this come from? Where did this new captain Sandy feeling it drop or feeling it grab? I love that. It's like three times in this episode. It's like, oh, it grabbed that. perfect. Oh wow, wow, that was just a clean drop clean

That a lot of crap that rock like Jouel grabbing an ancient when he's drunk. Yeah, that anchor is basically jouza Bob And it felt good. I'm giving it a raise. It's a great boasting So it's 1145 and the guests are now complaining even though there it's only been 15 minutes since breakfast and you're like and the guests are now complaining. Even though it's only been 15 minutes since breakfast. And they're like, everyone wants to get off. Can we get off? Can we get to the beach? Car hall.

They're all complaining. Well, actually, Jackie isn't. But there's a woman who's like, like, there's one lady here. It's like the ask his or lady, who, if Jackie says she wants to get off early, she's like, Jackie wants to get off early. Why aren't we off early?

Why aren't we off early? Jackie wants to get off early. Richstone not off. Can we get off this. Why aren't we off early? Why aren't we off early? Jackie wants to get off early. Rich, don't not ask him. We get off this boat. Can someone get us off this boat? Why aren't we off this boat yet? Jackie wants to leave early. It's a shut up.

They said noon. They said noon and it's 11.45. Relax. Finish your croissant. So then Hannah is asking Aisha. She's like, you packed right. The funny face to one over there. Said you packed already.

We did All right, so you've got serviet knives for Balsamic Yeah, yeah, and Anastasia's just like making sandwiches as quickly as possible in bull It's like when they do the top chef like really erase and everyone stands around someone while they like chopin onion And they're like you can do it. Anastasia's like Picking the top and not on putting the top and not on So then let's see here the guest leave

Colin takes Colin takes the guests and then yeah packing I put ladies terrible hooked in car Yes, what does that mean? It's probably I'm assuming it refers to Janessa who's Track of hair was just exposed Oh, it's in hair. That's what I'm saying. It was like she just like stuck it. It was like pin the track on the Genessa. It was not a great look. Thank you. I love when you can decide for my notes.

I was like, what the hell does that mean? I was like, this has to be something with Genessa's hair. Mmm. So then let's see here. Hannah's like, well, I've been to is and it's a bit of a walk But four people should be enough will I'm here on the boat? All right, hey fun, huh? Yeah, so then the guests are doing that thing where they're like where are we supposed to go?

I think we're going here. No, we go here. I've been here before it's up here. Okay. We're lost. Yeah Exactly, there was it's very amazing race all of a sudden and while they're up there Sandy is like Captain Sandy to everyone who's still on Soroco get into your swim gear I have a surprise for you brands you know for everyone oh wait actually no we're all gonna go swimming instead crew training day yeah I call it training, but everyone gets their turn. Okay, I'll always take care of the crew. So they get to play and then they just keep intercutting them playing while everyone else is tracking up that damn mouth. And you know, someone's gonna, the, the, that group on a future episode, it's gonna get back and find

out that everyone else was swimming and they're gonna complain as it can be a whole big fight. Yeah. And June's like, I take pride in my work for the picnic to be perfect. That's what I do. It's part of the job. It's great. It's fun. So, she's like, it's you. June's slow.

The job is tough. Nervous breakdown is hilarious. It's like I'm out way to watch June lose her shit. I know. So now that these poor people are like, like I'm a poor Yeah, I can't wait to watch the June loser shit. I know. So now that these poor people are like, like I'm a poor people, I mean like, Aisha and June are like at the top of this mountain and they're like out of breath and panting

and they're unpacking and they're making, they're making this picnic and guess what? There's no cutlery and we get one of those things where they like the camera zooms in on the cutlery and like highlights it that's on the table like no the cutler And then they just so Jackie popping up behind a wall she's like Are you guys ready? We're so high up. I know I love that this show can have a cliffhanger base on the fact that there were some forks left behind on the boat The probably is going to a restaurant and give the place $50 and be like,

can we just get like a set of like three forks and three knives? Thanks. Yeah. Well, that brings us to the end of the low deck, miniature, any, and thanks for joining us on this crap and so on to man video. Yeah. You guys want these? Go to Patreon and get them.

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