Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Drugs and Sandy

Episode Date: October 28, 2020

Below Deck Med's second reunion is a too deep dive into Mary Timelaw and Rob and Jess' ridiculous romance, and Aesha calls in from an Etch-a-Sketch. This week's bonus focuses on HBO's The Vow. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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For a crap and some recap guys. I think you can even bring the world I'm pretty sure everyone in the world can see it so you guys let's make this a global event Okay, let's go the world. I'm pretty sure everyone in the world can see it. So you guys, let's make this a global event. Let's hear the world, okay? Well, let's let the real housewives of Salt Lake City hear the word. Also, this is a really cool software. You guys will be able to chat with each other during the show. We'll be able to see that and, you know, kind of interact with you and stuff during the show. It's really going to be a fun time. So we're excited about that. If you forget the link to get tickets, just find it at watch at crappens.com. That's where you'll find our links to our Patreon, which has our bonus episodes, it has our crappens on demand.

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It's, it's available for every single, every single person under the sun, okay? So yeah, it's going to be super, super fun. I mean, Ronnie, I have to say I can't stop thinking about this virtual events. You might even be able to say Big head in my head. Yaw, to me. Oh gosh. Below Deck Mediterranean reunion part two, where we get to see Rob be like super emo and stuff and like rest like he's on that peanuts,

advice, five cents sign on the Charlie Brown gang. He's just like sitting there with his hand under his chin the whole time, like very depressed Lucy. Just waiting for someone to ask Rob, Rob, how is your soul, Rob? How is it? That was your soul, Rob. Yeah, and of course he has like no lighting on. He's on national TV and has no lighting whatsoever.

You know, he's probably like, well, this is more like who I am. I'm a tortured soul and a dark grip. It's who I, it's what I am. I can't help but be who I am, I'm a tortured soul and a dark grip. It's who I am. It's what I am. I can't help but be who I am. I have no regrets about my lighting. Yeah, well, I mean, Aisha, I don't know where Aisha is.

Aisha is like in a tree somewhere. She's just like in the top of a tree with her phone camera. I don't know what the fuck she's doing. Listen, our show has had more technical issues and gaps and low-fi technology than any other podcast and a history of podcasts, so we get it. But that being said, I think Aisha was broadcasting from Etchah Sketch.

I think she had some sort of weird jail broken Etchah Sketch that was like trying to create Etchah Sketch sketches of her. Like every single frame was an Etro sketch. It was just like a child sitting there just drawing a picture of her on an napkin and then taking a picture and sending it in. And then they would change it every couple of seconds.

Like I felt like I was watching her through a Zoa trope. I was just like looking through the little slits. It was like a flipbook. Just very choppy animation. Yeah, I mean, thankfully, technologies at least for a long that you could hear the, oh! But maybe that was hurting the camera,

you know, maybe it was just the sound waves. She was overloading the system with, oh! Oh! The engineers at Earthlink were like, whoa. Yeah, some of them on my mic on Facebook was saying she looks like she's in a terrorist hostage video. You know, it's like, come back here. So how much do we need to send them darling? They're going to be so crazy. She would so have Stockholm syndrome, but I think it would go the other way around.

She's like, well, you know, I was abducted, but we just became the best friends I love then. They're so sweet. And it's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that.

It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not like her captors fell in love with her like well, we originally wanted her for ransom But now we just actually want to keep her to hang out. Yeah, we were gonna be had her if a coach is adorable Well, welcome back everybody to part two. I'm here with the crew of a Wellington a beam Wellington

Now Canada Canada, Canada Montana You were saying in the last 19 hour recap of of the show that your vape pen was CBD, but the vape pen manufacturer verified it's not CBD, it's a THC pen, Hillary's emails Joe Biden's son go. What? What? What is this conspiracy theory? And who the hell are you guys talking to online that the DEAD, the cannabis company? You're a cannabis company was getting his foot sucked on the internet. What are you up to saying about? What is this? Is it true that your vape pan was manufactured

in the back of a pizzeria in the DMV? No? So Hannah just stairs. There's like this really awkward moment your vape pan was manufactured in the back of the pizza real in the DMV. No. So Hannah just stairs. There's like this really awkward moment where Hannah just stairs the camera like, when I think of something, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, when I, Or you know what you can put in that? A little bit of shot the fuck up. All right, put it right there in my pen and stick it up your ass. CBD versus THC. Don't go chasing water fuzz on my right hand. She's like, honey, honey?

Cause that's like her confused honey eyes. It's not honey. Honey, it's honey. So Jess is like, yeah, you can fill it. Are someone in the industry? I know that yeah, you can fill that with whatever you want. And by industry, I mean the bingo industry. B5, 073, and 30, B.I. and Geo Andy, I specialize in that when I'm not yawning, okay?

I mean, what was this about? Just was suddenly like a representative of the paint pen industries. At first, I wasn't sure what industry she was referring to. But then I'd like that. As someone in the industry, I can, like, I can for sure let you know that when you have something that holds something, you can fill it up with something else. Yes, thank you. No further questions. I've worked at Craten-Barrell and understand that coffee clubs can also hold mine. They're a set of Andy Bingo. I think I was overqualified for the container store, which is why I didn't get that job.

I think I blew their minds when I said, you could put anything literally into any container, you know. Vux is like, guys, come on. It's obviously THC. People like to get high. I mean, someone used heroin, someone used THC, someone he put aspirin in their veins, vein some use perhaps with messages on them. Let us leave. Let us add Exclive oh oh oh let me not talk or explain. I'm so sorry Someone who's actually knowledgeable in this and has a company in it. Let me not talk about it. Let me not talk about

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's me okay to silence me and Rob's like oh well She's someone who's asked me to throw away her weed pen to say oh yeah, yeah, I definitely had one definitely had one Andy Sandy's like but before I even get to what Sandy says I just love how Jess spends most of this episode saying Fine fine fine. I won't speak. I won't speak all right I want to be because you're too busy speaking for yourself So I won't speak and like Jess do you to speak no, I don't want to speak anymore Someone who's like has a company in this as someone who has held bingo nights at Bait pen manufacturers. I have a lot to say but no, I don't know you speak you speak and speaks the whole time

And also like to point out that Rob is like these people are such jackasses, okay? She's like no, I know the, I know weed. He's like, well, I threw away just his weed for her. Well, isn't that illegal to like, why does he get away? It's got free. Like the person who flushes the drugs also gets in trouble, okay? Yeah. And why are you so why are you acting like a victim to some

tortured scheme? Like she just, she went to you because you literally have experience in this. You were a drug runner. Yeah. Also, you're a fucking drug runner and you're a snitch. Shame on you. You're about to all of your jobs right now. Okay. You got no one drugs on this boat. Then you snitched on them. And this is the other thing that he's bad at. I forgot. Life. But you think so. You're about to all say jobs rob modeling. He's bad at modeling because if he were a good

model, he wouldn't give himself such terrible lighting. Yeah. So uh, Sandy's like, wait, Jess, you had weed as well. Yeah, I had a pen. Wait, you had Pat, you had THC on board. You had THC on board, Jess. You had marijuana marijuana. Were you shooting up marijuana in your veins on board? Tell me right now. And I said, we are a team. I had a team of two from my anxiety. Which, see, this is the problem. You've got Hannah saying, I've got a legitimate mental illness.

Andy, I've got anxiety and I need, it's been proven on this show. And that's why I need low dosages of prescriptions. And then you've got Jess like you'll have a wee pen That is so illegal do you know the boat could be seized the boat could be sent off the boat Alcatraz This is so illegal the book the boat's basically like white chocolate just sitting on the countertop. It can seize it any moment the boats basically like white chocolate just sitting on the countertop. It can seize it any moment. And Jess is like, oh my God, arrest me.

Don, jeez, put me in Pingo Jail. Yeah, the boat could be seized. Jess, this is very serious, which is why I'm laughing very hard. Also, last week we had so much fun making fun of the giant map that Captain Sandy put behind her to look very captaining. And we didn't realize to later when people were posting online that it's a brand new picture that was just unwrapped because it had the foam corners under it. And I love that that's we call that. I'm a captain, look behind me. There are

there are countries drawn as shapes. Okay, so do not argue with me, ma'am. I can't believe we missed those corners, because when I saw that picture, I was laughing out loud, and I was also laughing out loud that no one thought to take them off until I guess midway through the reunion. Like, what? Sandy of course, like,

oh, I like this frame. It comes with decorative, you know, bumpers. That's nice. I like safety. I can't express the wall. Let me tell you what, a Renteria La says, okay, don't scratch the walls.

And I love that Renteria, all right? Well, you know what? Safety first, okay? Because if we don't scratch the walls. And I love that renta-y, yeah. All right. Well, you know what, safety first, okay, because if we don't have those bumpers on the frame, this frame could get seized. It could be arrested by Mary time law. Okay, it goes to picture frame jail. And Jess is like, well, the thing is, I should have been notified of that before the show

because I did not know that about weed pens. And Lee is like, um, it's in your contract. By the way, I just need to point out here, um, still fuck Malia. Okay. Fuck Malia times 100 on this. Okay, carry on. Yeah. So then Andy was like, wait, you didn't know that THC was illegal?

And Hannah's like, um, all right, Jess, let me help you out because you're talking yourself into a corner as usual. Jess, are you talking about CBD and not THC? I said CBD, not about a central business district. I'm talking about THC. We part, you know, the hard stuff. I'm saying, are you talking about the very legal CBD, Jess, CBD. It's just like, C.B.D.

She's like on that C.B.D. whatever, what's the difference? He's like, no, it's not whatever. Andy, who's like, I literally every sector in his show. I was like, no, it's not whatever. It's a big deal. I'm just foster because you guys are a little ridiculous

right now. No. You're the only one being ridiculous right now, Jess. And I love it. She's, I love actually someone who's in the industry, someone who's an authority on this. Okay, I can tell you that you can put element, element, OQ up PQ.

You put the whole alphabet in there. Like, Jess, what are you talking about? I'm flustered. Okay, I'm flustered. I'm an authority. You're a flustered. Mali is like, um, can I say something very quickly? Oh, God. And just just rolls for I said it. I mean, me and Jess have that in common. Morning, you're bluster. Malia's like, um, can I say something very quickly?

Oh, God. And just just rolls her eye, I said it. I mean, me and Jess, not that in common. We just keep rolling guys. Everything Malia says, which also Malia talks the whole time. She just keeps like coming up with her like, well, let me tell you about my friend Mary Time Law. I mean, me reporting Hannah has nothing to do with Hannah.

It's not a personal thing. It just happened to be right after I got super upset about Capins and didn't get my way even though I knew about the drugs like days Possibly weeks before but when you go through training drugs are not allowed on the boat and it doesn't matter Flottie-plottie-bah they have to be registered so many reporting it was saying Captain Sandy I'm aware that this medicine or whatever was in this cabin, this cabin. Okay, and I did not know Adam, nor did I ever date Adam before this charter. Wrong season, Mollia. Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. What were you talking about again?

If Hannah had the proper description, we wouldn't be here. We wouldn't be here at Hannah's like, the prescription was on the box, huh? The prescription was on the book. She was like, no, it wasn't Hannah. Listen, we went through a management company, we went through a third party, we went through Captain Sandy, and she's basically saying how like, it all was resolved in the exact same way, regardless, has nothing to do with the prescription

being on the box or whatever. And Hannah's like, oh, really, Hannah? Well, here's a letter from the management company that they received from my doctor, Dr. Manna Marrier, here it is. He's like, no Hannah, we went through three parties, Atako Party, Atomisatrain Party, A Dildo Party with those crazy swingers,

lots of parties, Hannah, and they all said, by the way, the prescription was on the box. And we've seen this online the pictures have been posted online the prescription is printed on the back of the box and malia took all that those pictures took that picture and posed it in a certain way in the bathroom to get everything in there we saw that it was opposed picture so she like willfully chose to ignore that prescription so not buying it m, yeah. And so Malia's like Hannah, Hannah is, Hey, Malia,

Malia, I'm talking right now. The books itself said here on a theory, prescribed this site by this talk. And then we get like the screen goes black and it says production received a prescription from Hannah 12 hours after she left the boat. Yeah. Mal and Malia's like well, just so everybody knows Valium you can buy over the counter in Spain and you did not have a yes she did and yes you can buy it over the counter The point is as we said a million times Hannah's caught like she's busted in this, okay? The the trouble with it is Malia's timing, which she has to explain for.

She has to explain in a little while anyway. But Hannah was a cut red handed, she was wrong. She admits like 10 times in this that she's wrong, but they just keep going on and on. Much like the season. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And Hannah's like, well, you say that it's had prescription in only in English, right?

So I didn't buy it over the counter in Spanish, right? And in Spanish version. And so bugs is like, we got least of anything. In yachting, drugs are not allowed on the boat, but you know what he's allowed on the boat. I just said it. I'll see you to gain. See is, oh, by the way, I was watching... I'm out of TV shows to watch the moment that I can stand at least. And so I was watching those superhero movies,

those smartphone movies, and I know you love this art. But I was watching Thor, Ragnarok, and it's so good. But, uh, he's the God of Thunder, and they kept going, What are you the God of Thor? What are you the God of Thunder and they kept going what are you the God of Thor?

What are you the God of my son? Like he finally realizes he's the God of Thunder and like breaks out little berets on his head with diamonds. They love acceptance I'm the queen of fame The God of Thunder the queen queen of theme. Cuddling to the team on the. By the way, I make exceptions for Thor, although I have not watched Thor Wagner rock, but I make exceptions for Thor because he's so hot. So, you know, he, he, that's a superhero movie I will watch because, you know, hotness.

Well, I mean, I think he's fine or like, you know, whatever, I don't care. Really, but, um, wow, one point he took off his shirt, you know, just to change it. And I like that it was part of the plot. They liked it, didn't use him. They do that. Yeah, they didn't like sexualize him. He was just like, but I have to change right now.

So he took off his shirt and yeah, I was like, whoa, wow, wow. I was literally saying wow over and over again. Like, what happened? What can you lift? Oh my God. One time Chris Hemsworth, he had a premiere of some movie, like a non-thorn movie, and it was at the Chinese theater,

you know, on Hollywood Boulevard, and I was driving by. And so he was like standing out there, you know, being interviewed, because this is what happens in LA. You can just be driving by and you'll be stuck in traffic and you look to your left and there's like a superstar being interviewed and he was there and even me in my car and him like across the street being interviewed I was like, Oh God, it's Crescent's worth. Oh dear, I'm not here.

Yeah, I guess we don't feel that way about him, but God when he took off his shirt, I was like, Oh, wow, you're doing a great job. Do whatever kind of marijuana you want on this boat, sir. Do your thunder, Thor. Do your thunder. You'd make a really terrible crew. I feel like he would like be aggressive. Like, hey, Thor, could you bring up the slide?

And he just like whoops it up. And it goes like flopping around and lands on the dinner table. And we have ones eating. Yeah, he's strong. Too strong for this note. He's too strong. I'm in my head. I'm in my head.

So bugs is like, those bugs are like, Loki is such a chef. Loki is such a below deck chef. Like he is, he even looks like Ben. He looks like Ben. And he's like, sorry, I betrayed you darling.

A righteous man, but they are. I hope we're okay. Whoops, but try toature. I hope her, okay, well, let's betray you again. Sorry about that. Loki, Dina's in five minutes. Where's the food? You haven't even started.

Oh, I did forget. Yes, what? I was a trickster. The food was here all along. Well, Loki, thank you so much. Well, sorry, I swallowed coffee the wrong way. Something a superhero wouldn't do. You see, that's how I'm gonna die. It's like swallowing something down the wrong way something a superhero wouldn't do you see that's how I'm gonna die like swallowing something down the wrong

track meanwhile they're like throwing throwing buses over their head I know they just swallow really well they they have total control over their saliva well they've gotten very far and holy wood I would imagine so so bucks is like regardless and yawning drugs are not allowed or about. And then she just keeps swilling champagne. She's like a young Christine Buransky, just like, she's trying to do it. So that's something that just swells

the glasses champagne. I think she's trying to be kind of like effortlessly above all this, but, you know, when you've got theme, Burets in your hair that say Queen of theme, it's just it's hard to be Christine Baranski at that moment. You're like more simple shepherd.

Yes, yes. Also, she's gonna be a monster in her next season. That is my prediction. So, simple shepherd or bugsy. What if Civil Shepherd came on? I wish they got Civil Shepherd to replace Hannah. Why is Civil Shepherd not head stew? Why is she not?

She just come on and be like, do you know who I am? I'm Civil Shepherd, okay? Civil Shepherd is head stew or chief stew and Loki as the chef. This is a very crap in staffing situation where we have superheroes but also Civil Shepherd. And Christine Peransky has captured it. Yeah, we're just gonna mix the Avengers with the sitcom Sible. Okay, dammit.

So she is drinking and then Jess is just like doing her makeup. Everyone's ignoring, because Malia and Bugsie are just like brules. So Malia starts her, well, if you had a current prescription, even if you did, you cannot take value up freely in your cabin. She's like, I didn't take it, Malia. I didn't even take it on the boat.

And just as like, yeah, you can. You can totally take it as long as you just expose it to the captain. It's like more Jess English, you know? It's like Jess English corner. Song gap around. So Zaddy goes, actually, so I actually checked with my maritime lawyer, Andy. His name is Jarrah Cute Story and he said that, and then everyone just starts talking.

And Andy's like, what in the time? What a guy. You're all talking guys guys guys. Captain Zaddy does everything that alters your state have to be checked in with the captain So like well, listen I asked Mary time law and Mary time law said illegal listen This is this is international waters Andy. It's not Los Angeles. Okay, the owners get seized the vessel get seized Everyone goes to jail the oceans get seized sees I saw a lady put marijuana in her veins and a polar bear went to jail. That's what I'm saying Andy. All right. Do you know that

Ariel the mermaid served four years of hard time? Okay, because she brought an illegal seashell into international waters. Okay, Mary time law does not mass around. Yeah insurance companies invest a lot of money to make sure everyone is drug tested. Mary time lot will you call the little gecko to the stand please. So Malia's like it's Maritime law. Hannah, I feel for you because I want to do the same thing with Ban and Drill.

I mean, I didn't have my career destroyed on television, but I went through the same thing. My lip got swollen and you just can't take any type of sedative without the bridge knowing, okay? And then Jess is like, so you're saying that someone who takes volume, can't perform these duties, and like, what, we have to like report to a bridge, like, I'm sorry, how does one report to the Golden Gate Bridge?

Like, it's a bridge, okay, like, do you hear the words you're saying? So, no, Jess, it's not what I'm saying at all. And it's not. So Jess is like taking one argument and bringing it into this one. It's like she's a, she would be a good housewife. I mean, she's kind of annoying, but she would be a good housewife because she'll just take a fight from somewhere else and just like throw it out now just because it hasn't been asked yet. I think what they're, what she's referring to is when, is them insinuating that Hannah got fired because of mental health? Like when Sandy was saying, listen, I can't have you on the boat when you're having

freakouts like you had with Malia. I think that's what they're talking about. What you're saying? Like, listen, you can't say that somebody with anxiety or any kind of mental health issues can't work on a boat, but she's bringing it into this like completely inappropriate time and it makes no sense. Yeah, and so then Jess gives us some more Jess English. She goes, the focus should be on,

you should have disclosed this to the captain and not being discussed about, you can't take your medication because you're on duty. This, that, and blase, blase, blase. Blase. Blase. How do you mess up blah? How do you mess up blah, blah who's panic or not, okay?

But when your prescription comes with a notice that you can't operate heavy machinery when you're on it. It's like, oh my god. So then you literally can't, I mean, that's just a stupid argument because then you can't take anything ever and I just don't believe that. And also if they drug tested people on these boats, half of these people wouldn't even be cast.

Are you telling me nobody, are you telling me that everybody on this boat can pass a drug test? I don't believe that. Yeah. And Jess goes, um, so we're operating, machine Reno. Like, well, you are on a seafaring vessel. So, I mean, you may not be driving it, but I think the point is though that if they

are in an emergency situation where they do have to, um, you know, go to their muster stations and get stuff at whatever, like they, I mean, I do see some of the point, like you do have to be alert and like, you have to be in like your clearest mental state in an emergency situation. But then again, the counterpoint to that is what Hannah is saying, which is that actually the medication helps her be in her clearest mental state. Right, but you know, the thing is they're mudding the waters here because they keep talking about it. Like they keep talking about Mary time law, which as frustrating as frustrating as it is for them to just go on and on about it, like they keep talking about Mary time law, which as frustrating as

frustrating as it is for them to just go on and on about it, they're right. I mean, that is the law. Had admitted to was wrong. So let's just keep talking about it for another five hours, you know, it like makes you keep talking about it. And then I start saying things like, what does not believe among people are on drugs? Like what? No, that's the law. I get it. It's just it just keeps going. And Rob's laughing now. And Hannah's like, listen, you guys know how this stuff works. When you have anxiety, it brings you to a normal level.

If you have HDAD, ADHD, and you take Adderall, it takes you to a normal level. It doesn't work the same if you don't have the illness. And Andy's like, yeah, but Adderall works different than Valium. And I'll tell you what works the best of all cocaine. Good old fashioned cocaine. I mean, that's that really is the list of dreams of drugs. Amalia's like, guys, I'm just saying you have to check it in with the bridge. And by the way, I feel like Malia's zoom is like located at the bottom of a

double bag because she keeps like leaning into the camera from above. Like she's like, like looking into a deep dark crevice. She's her forehead is like really in the camera and her eyes are. That girl looks like she is tripping balls, okay? She keeps staring at the camera and then when Adam comes on and she keeps just making goo goo faces, like she looks like it's the first time.

She's that girl, it's the first time you've taken XC and she's like oh my god look at the trees they're like trying to hug me and then in five minutes she's gonna be like oh my god the trees are bleeding the trees are bleeding so Hannah is basically like she wants to know why Malia didn't report her sooner since obviously Malia knew about the value of a few days earlier when when Hannah had a panic attack and Malia was like Malia didn't report her sooner since obviously Malia knew about the value in my few days earlier When when Hannah had a panic attack and Malia was like well, I didn't know what the hell was going on And I didn't realize you were taking value them all the time until I found it in my trash can in our counter I mean it was right there and Hannah goes well

What happened the night that I asked you to find the valium? Did you find it and Malia's like? Yeah, no, you didn't. You're such a lawyer, Hannah Anna. Yeah, she says you didn't find it, not because it was on board, which I didn't understand this line of questioning. This, this, I didn't understand it either.

I thought like this was not, I guess, I guess you're trying to, like, I guess you're just trying to say that, um, the volume that she got was from a prescription. I don't know. I didn't totally understand it. Yeah, I didn't understand either because I thought the scene showed her saying, well, they weren't on camera. They were in the bathroom, but she said, I need a volume. And then she actually makes it worse for herself. Because she's like, yeah, I need a volume. And Malia was like, well,, I saw you take a pill. And if it wasn't a volume, what was it?

And I was like, it was at 4 p.m. Oh, I took a very heavy sedative, so I would fall asleep. Let's check this out. Well, guess what? You still can't take that, because that says that as a warning on the label. And Hannah's like, well, that's nothing to do

with anything. She's like, you still can't take it without permission from the bridge. It's a sedative as a warning. And listen, everybody, this is not about mental illness. Look, I have anxiety. Like who doesn't? It's like, oh, no, that's not what mental illness is. Like, oh, my God, I have anxiety sometimes, you know, before I go on a rollercoaster, terrible, I mean, it's terrible, but then I drug addict. No shut up Malia. Just shut up. Okay. So then Sandy is like you know what? It's not personal to the crew.

Okay. This is just you know Mary time law and Jessica's. Well maybe it should be disclosed a lot more obviously when you sign up on the boat. Well that's in your contract Jess. Well I've worked on so many boats and never understood why this was such a big deal I mean like it's crazy. Oh, you should read your contact. Yeah, okay. Thank you. Thanks for the tips Andy Okay, yeah Sorry for talking excuse me for living and Rob's like I'm checking out This is bullshit and captain's like you should just stop talking Jess You know what the reality is it's illegal and for some reason you want to justify it and it's a legal period So like whoa, I'm sorry I talked. I'm sorry I talked

I really wish I could talk but I guess I should just shut up now so that you can have the floor to speak to you speak to yourself captain Sandy. Oh, I'm so sorry I talk. That's all right. I'm guys. Let me say something now. I mean as you can see just shut off We've heard you talk muleo okay we've seen your post on Instagram we've seen it everywhere muleo but Jess listen Jess why don't you talk because I'm here to listen oh okay no no no no it must be you literally cannot root for anybody right now it It's so funny. They're all such idiots. She's like, oh, give you the floor. Here's the floor. And back to you guys. Okay. She's like, okay, Bungie. Okay. Let's let Bungie talk then. You know what? I'm a tandy and Malia and then we all to show up and listen to Malia talk about this again Can we get someone else to speak about the subject? I mean come on

Everyone gets quiet and because well, what would you like to say Jess? She's like nothing nothing Can I speak about it? Why I can just woo it out with my berets And Jess is like no no fucking pissed off and I'm nothing else to say like you didn't say anything in the first time Because you said all your time talking talking about how other people were talking. Yeah, so Jess Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parents life, but come on rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brown-Oller, we will be your resident not-so-expert experts. Each week we'll share a parenting story that'll have you laughing, nodding, and thinking,

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So bugs is like, well I think this is completely blown at a proportion. I mean, all I suffer from my own depression, so what? People can still work on boats if you just have an a bad day sometimes. Like you guys stop saying like, Oh, you understand mental illness because you have mild depression occasionally. We're not talking about like, Oh, the weather's changing and I'm feeling sad today. Okay. It's not what this is. She's like, it just has to be reporting. And Hannah just does a big yon while Bugs is talking, like a big, you know, performative yon. So Bugs is like,

as long as you report it to the captain, and they'll wear it, they can see it's taken as prescribed. You cannot be on mind altering your eggs, but what you can be on is a beautiful table scape-jurney. I'm proud of you, Jason. I'm proud of you. I'm just as like, oh oh so we cannot take CBD

She's now I'm talking about THC and then he's like guys and they just bang sis head on the desk And Hannah's like well, I'd like to eat if the production company got the prescription indeed They got it and he goes after you left the bow and hand at that sub-art shows. Yes, that's right Like she just made a point. Yeah, I'm going to, I'm going to, it was like, when I decided I needed to report it, this is gonna be groundbreaking, but I went to production first.

Okay, and that's why it took so long. And then there's also a management company and a third party and a management company that's in a third party and a third management company and a singular party and there's a camera in the bridge. Okay, and our hands were tied behind our back. Our hands were tied. And Anna's like, this isn't a badgy honey.

Oh, Dan, all right, we get married to on law. I'm talking to Andy, but she's not really. And also, this whole thing with Malia, you know, Malia is coming with her full defense now because she's been bitched out online for months now. So I get it. And she's talking about the timing of everything. I'm like, no, it wasn't just because I was mad at Hannah, but we've seen production with clips of Hannah

with this box of meds, this box of 5%, what was it, Valium, whatever. So we've seen that, so production has known. It's like everybody has known that she's had all of this stuff. So if it's that big of a law and everyone's gonna get so much trouble for not reporting it, then why isn't anybody in trouble for not reporting it until you got mad, you know?

It's not like it was a surprise to anybody. So you guys are all full of crap. Yeah. So then it's Andy asks, who thinks it was a THC pen versus CBD and Alex and Jess are the only ones who don't think it wasn't, um, uh, THC pen. And then, uh, then Andy asked why Melia didn't check with Hannah first to see if she had locked her, locked her meds. Like, why didn't she say, Hey, Hannah, did you log these Emily? I was like, well, if she had logged it, we wouldn't be here. It's not my place to bring it up with the crew member.

It's the captains does. So it's like, that doesn't, wasn't really an answer. It's like, why didn't she just ask Hannah? Hey, did you log this? Maybe you should log this, right? Like, I feel like that's the normal way to approach the situation. Well, didn't she say in that scene when, didn't she say in that scene with Hannah, when Hannah was in the bathroom, didn't she say, Hannah, is this, like, did you declare this? Or like, you can't have that? She said something like that in the scene. And then she just didn't go telecaptured Sandy until days after when she was really pissed off.

It's like she was willing to not say anything when she was friends with Hannah, but then after Hannah pissed her off, then she went and that's the problem, Malia, but she won't answer that. She just keeps deflecting the question. And so, she's like, well, I was just seeing, everyone's, oh, because the question is,

did you guys have some secret plan to get rid of Hannah and Kiko so that you could get Malia's friends on or whatever and Bugs is like no I want to speak to that first of all I'd like to say Geither and love and second I'd like to say I was just saying at the season as chiefs to my sister and I a very tie And before I even went to Palmer she said you know that Malia is doing the mix season and I said, I didn't even know that. So I didn't even know till the day before. It's all hogwash and the absolute hogwash indeed. Yeah, and Malia was like, and as romantic as it seems for me to bring my boyfriend on the show, it was not romantic. So no, Andy, that's no. We know it was not, it was was not a big it was not a big plan at all yeah and

you didn't know that it wasn't gonna be romantic until she hit the fan once he was there so quiet down so Andy's like well I want to be clear about Mary time law Sandy can you can you just take Mary time law case by case or something like do we my? My God, you guys, if anything else happened to season, anything, anything. Oh, this stuff did happen, but it actually was much worse than everything we're talking about, which is why I think that they like made this extended for 30 minutes because no one really wants to have more Robin Jess, right? So Sandy's, Sandy is just saying, like, listen, you know, I have to make sure the management company sees and I'm following the protocols, okay?

And so Suppose there are anything that that Sandy should have done instead and Hannah's like well It would have been nice for Sandy to pull me aside and have a conversation. I mean, I put my hands up I was I was in the I was in the wrong You know, I did not register the volume when I came on board and you're making me feel like I'm some drug He was some criminal for taking medication when we all know that that's just that's just what huh? It's my industry. It's my just shut up I mean it's like with a THC pen is medication. Well, I mean yeah, it's it's like literally legal as medication in many states sir And it was yeah, it was CBD.

And he is like, Sandy, you know, you had a lot of backlash this season from Sashal Medea, the bitchiest housewife of all time. Would you do anything differently this time? Please do not ask the map again. Please, okay, stop putting your finger on the map. Stop, Sandy, Sandy, stop circling things with the Sharpie on the map.

She's like, well, let me tell you something. The river runs through it. The world is in ocean. It's 80% water and I can prove it right now. Map behind me. There's a map behind me. That's right. Second Andy, all right?

Uh, and then what does Rob want to say about this? Um, and, uh, he says like, on on ones I can't even read my notes. He says, what's done? You know what was done was done because of the fact that no one disclosed what the fuck was disclosed. Okay, you had just belonged together. This is why you guys miscommunicate because you're both incapable of actually communicating. None of us understand what you're saying. And then Hannah's like, yes, yes, for all, but what, but that's been admitted. And now we're just talking about it. Welcome to your first reunion. Hi, this is what happened.

I mean, it's like, well, what about your weed pen? You told me to throw your weed pen away, Jess. It was CBD. I mean, I have a long, long, long laundry list of things I can count you out. You call me out of a lot. Like, don history, long laundry list of things I can count you out. You out on, like don't bring up laundry list right now. Like I really do not need a whole segment about laundry. Yeah, I, when, when just talks about a laundry list, that doesn't mean anything to me because

I feel like she and laundry just do not work well together. Yeah. So bucks, he's like, wow, just wow. So call your own victims victims are all such victims. So does Hannah regret doing this season? She's like, no, I have no regrets. I'm happy. I'm happy as a clam, a clam who was falsely accused of being a drugie.

I am very happy. And is Hannah retired from Yarding? Yes. I live in Sydney and I'm about to have a baby. It's a little girl. And I won't be naming it Sandy or Bugsy or Jin or really anything aside from Honey Honey, McHoney Honey. Honey McHoney face. And Annie said, okay, Greg, you need to know you five years by, okay, and now from a tree in the Congo, it's Asia. Asia. And Tom, check it is, I just love that his last name was check it.

So flimmy about. I know. My name is Chok. I know. I draw it. Check it. It's like, it thinks, it's the exact name I would expect him to have. Like, it's very British sounding and it's also very staccato and like angry,

like chickens, like not smooth and flowing. It's like, you know what, you just have to check it, check it, once in a while you've got to check it. Yeah, it's an aggressive name. It's aggressive. It's like it's trying to start a fight with you when he says a spade name.

Check it, go ahead, check it. Check your list, my name is Tom Chekets, check it, check it. Go ahead, check it. Check your list. My name is Tom Chekket. Check it. Check it. Go ahead, check it. Check it. So Chef Tom joined the crew on short notice, but turned out he hadn't even shorter. If you, let's look at him throwing sheet bands.

And then we get the montage of him being like, if I had a band, if I had a band, why would you put it in the band? Oh, this is ridiculous. It's going to be over. Oh, shut up. Shut up. You've got to fuck Patrick then fry it. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm going to have some try. I'm going around here for what? It's a scar. It's a scar. Not a scar. Just give me the fucking avocado. That was my favorite one. So Andy's like, dumb, you have experience on being huge boat, on being on huge boats. Why are you so stressed on a small boat? And he's like, well, usually on a bigger boat, Andy, there's more chefs.

This is the smallest boat I've worked on, and I was the only chef on the job, Andy, which was very, very difficult. Potatoes in the bin need I say more, Andy. All right. Usually on a big boat, you don't have to cook for the crew, very difficult. Potatoes in the bin need I say more Andy, all right? Usually on a big boat, you don't have to cook for the crew and the guests. The very, very stupid guest, stupid guest, to turn to appreciate her artistry when they see it.

Stupid guest who think that a pot fish is an undercooked fish. Stupid guest who don't understand that when I'm taking a nap, it is not the time to request a Kisar's cucumber. And he's like, well, watching it back, how do you see yourself on the show? And he's like, well, I know what I'm just thinking that it is not the time to request a Kisar's cucumber! And he's like, well, watching it back, how do you see yourself on the show? And he's like, well, I know what I'm thinking when I say what I do, and you know, Andy, I can understand myself because it's just frustration, Andy. You know, stealing with idiots all the time is stealing with potatoes, in a bin, Andy. But, you know, Andy, if you're a chef and things aren't going right and you'll perfectly call him and happy then there's a problem. No, no, no.

I'm not gonna buy into this whole thing like you guys. He's a brilliant chef. All chefs are like that. Getting things thrown at you in the workplace has totally acceptable because they're a chef. No, no, no, no. And if this were any other season, you guys would be all over that fucking chef, but because it's Malia's boyfriend, you guys are gonna sit there and kiss his ass and pretend it's okay to talk down to people

and act like a jackass. Yeah, he was a total dick. And does Sandy think that she made the wrong decision? No, you know, Tom, to me is what I'm used to seeing. You know, chefs that are qualified on time's level are perfectionists and perfectionists are assholes and usually British. So honestly, this all worked out just right. Hey, should you accept Tom's apology?

Oh, of course, I'm not offering any solvers. I mean, like, of course, I'm not mean. What happens on the old stays on stays on the y'all in mukees? And that sentiment goes to Jess who I'm sure has no more grudges whatsoever. Did he apologize to Captain Sandy for his meltdown? She's like, well, you know, he did apologize. And, you know, it's just normal. Another day on a super yacht, okay?

Most of the leaves like shafts's just normal. Another day on a super yacht, okay? Most movies like Shaps are just crazy. Ah-ha! You're the one dating one, so I think. So why did everyone jump to help Tom, but no one helped Kiko? And Tom's like, well, if I were in Kiko's position, I would have asked, you know, I'm not so big in my head that I wouldn't ask for help, you know?

Like sometimes you just have to ask for help. For instance, when I said, could you help me by not throwing potatoes into the bin, you know that's me just asking for little bit of help. The best part of that was him going, I don't have an ego Andy. So I can't, I can't have for help. Sandy's like so about your relationship with everyone really gives a fuck about Malia. Sam Chee from Sam Goody wants to know, Alium managed stress while also taking care of Tom. He's like, he, he, I mean, I didn't have to take care of Tom,

but obviously he's my partner. So maybe I've metled more than I could have, but I was just looking out for my person. Oh, how could I go from respecting someone so much to just wanting to flick my screen whenever they come on? I know. So was Tom surprised by how affected Malia was by a stress? Well, yes, I was a little bit surprised.

I mean, we've worked together before, but it was never the shit show this was at times. I mean, you know, she never really saw me get stressed out but then again she never saw me having to deal with a stupid head stew who would throw my potatoes down the big my very first you think I can just make a potato in four seconds what's on madness is this I love that nobody asked her Malia you told the captain that you would leave the ship if your boyfriend got fired so what's more important boyfriends told the captain that you would leave the ship if your boyfriend got fired.

So, what's more important, boyfriends or your profession that you claim is the most important thing in the world? Uh, I wanted that question asked, but it wasn't, what can you do? Okay? You know what you can do? You can file a complaint on Yelp, which I've done. Yeah, okay. And I also like that Tom said, well, you know, Malia, she's sort of slightly more stressed side to me, just a slightly more stressed, Like, oh, just slightly. Just slightly do. Are you often throwing sheet pans around the house? Melia, do you regret that Tom joined you on the boat?

And she's like, well, I do regret it as in, you know, like I didn't even know what comes along with filming and social media. You know, that part's been really hard obviously, but you know, at the time it was nice. And he's like, well, Dom, why don't you follow Malia on Instagram? Are you still together? Dom Dom Dom! Well, you know, I do follow her, but sometimes I don't. You know, we're just trying to work it out. It's, it's, it's damage limitation. And, you know, it's a bit of a shit storm

online. And, you know, sometimes I want to follow her, and sometimes I just want to say, why would you pay for something? And then fry it? It's the stupidest thing I've ever done I'm gonna unfollow everything or one of you and it's like why was it a shit storm? It's like quite a lot of negative comments handy, you know I mean look my mother was just replying to death threats and he's like death threats about your behavior and the kitchen He's like no no death threats by association with stupid face, mixed stupid over here with failure. All right, it's my association with failure. So like, um, Andy, there's no secret I've gotten backlash and you know,

people just don't remember that we're just on a fun-loving TV show. Do you know how mortifying it was? Do you know how mortifying it was for my mother to receive death threats from Camilla Parker Bowles? It was horrifying. Horrifying. I just didn't think I could really stay with Malia after that. So yeah, I guess people are threatening to kill Tom on Instagram because he's stating Malia. Okay people that's that's a bit much. Yeah, I mean death threats in general are a bit much, but if you're sending death threats because of below deck, I mean, you really have to like reevaluate.

I mean, like if you're gonna be sending a death threat, like it should probably be, you shouldn't be doing it. Just just don't do it. Yeah, maybe don't qualify that. Yeah, it's just a no. Don't qualify, don't do it, don't do it, but especially don't do it over below deck.

Because if you get caught and arrested and it's like, oh, why'd you go to jail? Well, I was watching below deck and I got really mad at the boasting on the show. And I tend to threaten her potential mother-in-law. It's like, really, is that how you want to go to jail? That's your backstory on Orange is the new black. You just have to get your computer furiously.

Yeah, you're not gonna do like, you know, like when you're in jail, they're just gonna like, they're gonna beat you up. Yeah, just because out of it, it's like someone murdered someone, right? Like someone murdered someone. They made, they did something horrific or whatever, you know, and I actually don't know what my point is. I'm not one. I'll just stop. Just don't do it.

No death threats. Don't do it. So Andy's like, what's the status of your relationship? And Tom's like, well, we work on yachts, Andy. So, you know, we don't live anywhere. We don't live together. That's for certain. We don't live anywhere, Andy. Our relationship is basically like a potato.

In a bin! You're getting it finally. You fucking moron. Well, he's like, yeah, we don't really know Andy. He's like, well, we're just trying to maintain the best relationship we can. I mean, I haven't seen Lily in five months, and I mean It's been five five and a half. I mean, I don't even know. I haven't seen I mean new teeth to me, you know I wish you came to get me to airport. I said new teeth who this? Andy

I Mean, you know, it's our relationship is hard to describe. I mean, you know, she's hated by the public and as a good boyfriend, I have chosen to also dislike her. So, you know, I don't really know what we stand. That is what this seemed like, right? I was like, wow, supportive guy. I know, I was kind of like, you're a dick. I mean, it's, it seemed like basically, you know, she's been getting crazy backlash

up to the point of death threats. And instead of like standing by her and being like, you know what, this is bullshit, I've got your back. It seems like he's like, well, you know what, you are ridiculous and you've caused my mummy to get a death threat, so therefore we are done. Yeah, he's distancing himself from her, which is funny because when this all started,

everybody kind of still loved Malia. Well, did they or not? I guess this was after the Hannah thing. No, no, this was before the Hannah thing. So I think people still really liked Malia and then Tom came on and acted like a jackass and people were going after Tom online, not Malia. So Malia had to stand there,

she had to stand there and stick up for you before you ever had to stick up for her. So it makes it even shittier, you know? Yeah. And I don't even like Malia. So there you go. And then he's like, well, are you together now? And then there's a pause. And they both look like the tree just asked them something on their trip. And we was like, we don't know Andy. He's like, yes, you know, like I

say, Andy, like I've always said, you know, as the rules taught me, we're working on it. We're working on it, Andy. Well, it's like, wow, well, it's going to be a big night tonight for YouTube because you're probably gonna have sex. What I want to say is that you're probably a, but you're a penis into her vagina, right? Have you owned, have your private parts, Dutch, each other's private parts, who has implants? Let's talk about it, go. And when I was like, oh, it already has. Oh, that explains why YouTube are glowing. Uh, okay, now let's have about six or seven

fall questions about this specific topic. Who had you like and who was on top? Were there pillows involved? Was there music? What was the lighting like? Yeah, and he loves like going too deep into people's sex life. Like who cares?

So why are you asking people about their sex life? So he's like a human agamist and he's like, well that's the plan. And Melia doesn't answer by the way. Malia just stares into the camera like VR through on Golden Girls when Rose does something stupid. How dare you compare her to VR there? That is not right. She stares into the camera like one of the extras on Dear John, who's there some of the camera sarcastically. So now the moment we've all just been dying to see the Rob and Jess segment. Yeah. So Rob, how was Bolly? Well, Bolly was a really beautiful experience that helped me in my life and just helped facilitate

that. Of course it's all about Rob in his life. And his pops, I speak. Do we see a cliff in Jess? It's like, you know, sometimes the demon just can submerge. Another wonderful thing. Oh, thank God. Thank God.

For Christ's sake, submerge it. So, and he's like, well, here's one thing that happened, you know, only a chance of reconciliation between you because I know a lot has happened. And she's like, well, there were several things that like, outed off. And I would love to clarify that because like, all this backlash hurts because this girl named Sashon Medea says she thinks I'm jealous and crazy, but you know what? I'm not trying to out somebody in all their shit. Okay, unless you want to ask me about it What are you gonna ask me about it? Okay, that was my hint for you to ask me about it Are you gonna ask me about it? I would love to dish all the dirty laundry

I'm like just now you're talking about dishes and dirty laundry. I mean come on Now let me give you the thing I hate when people come onto a reunion and say that they are going to like, I could say so many things, but I won't. I'm like, either say it or you don't, you don't tease us with us, but you do not, you do not do this to us, Jess. It is not right. And only she's referring to you.

I think she's doing that because all the stuff on Sashama, DIA has been Rob has been, um, you know, sending all these DMs with all these girls and they're really, really sexually explicit nasty. Like, I wanna eat stuff out of your butthole. Like, really, like real. He thinks it's probably like sensual and like, or like hilarious. Yeah, and people could read that really anywhere,

but that's what's been going on with Rob and that's why he looks like so miserable, I think. Yes. It's like, here I am, the show just ruined my fucking life. What do you guys want from me, okay? He's clearly gonna go with the path of Adam, the chef, and several other people who are like, oh, stupid reality TV. I should, this show, I just wanted to show,

I wanted to do something good for humanity and liquid they reduced me down to. People always copped that attitude. I'm like, you know what, it's 2020. Reality TV, as we know, it has been around for 20 years. If you don't understand how it works, and what it will do to you, and like, like how you'll be paid,

that's on huge stupid face, because like, you can't expect anything. You're the one who is the fame whore who wants to be in front of the cameras. Okay, just always remember that. And people don't want to remember that. So the way they deal with that cognitive dissonance is that they just like create this whole new narrative of like, oh, yeah, you guys fight on this reunion. This, you guys are stupid reality stars.

I'm so, this is so beneath me, you know, and that's what Rob is doing. I've been in a documentary. So you can continue your petty reality fighting. So yeah, like did you guys move too fast and she's like, oh, for sure, but you know, like it just felt good and I don't want to hit the brakes, Andy. Yeah, it's like speeding down the highway. It just feels good. I just don't want hit breaks. Yeah, and Andy's like, Rob, I'm shocked you said I love you two weeks in. I mean, that is bachelor level shit right there. Rob that is bachelor level shit He's like, well, Andy, I'm a feeler and if I feel love, I'm not going to deny myself the opportunity to tell someone I love you What is that? I'm not to deny myself the opportunity to tell someone I love you What does that mean I'm not gonna deny myself the opportunity

Like it's not like it's not like a job offer Like it's not like it's not like a chicken nugget bite in a Costco. You know what I mean The opportunity to sell me out and deny myself I think the question is not like, oh, like, why did you say it so quickly? But like, why did you feel that you loved her so quickly? You know, and don't say that you're a feeler. Okay, it's not that you're a feeler.

Okay, that's just like how you want to like people to see you as. Oh my god. Your model. So Andy is like, Rob, why didn't you feel it? Uh, feel it, uh, feel it, you know, necessary to inform Jess about your open relationship. It was disgusted.

I've already gone over this in previous interviews already, but I was open about it and I was honest. And that's already been answered. And I was a little surprised that Andy did not give him some classic Andy Cohen shade because Andy, he's the Zadi of Bravo and he does not like being, he does not like when someone steps back at you. Okay, you just have to look at the Deborah Winger interview, okay, and I was really surprised

that Andy was like, uh, yeah, but we're on a reunion right now. So, ends with a question. You know, generally he's not like that with the men. I've noticed, especially on below Decomed That's true. It seems like he doesn't snag. He let's him into whatever they want, you know It's like a good old fashioned Southern Charm reunion where the men can do whatever the fuck they want and so but I'd love Rod acting like oh Austin answered Andy Austin, I think this isn't a Senate hearing okay, yeah, and I'm sorry that we're not all like

closely following all the interviews you've done, Rob. Some of us are just tuning in now. Yeah, sorry, I'm not up on my two fab. But, I'm just like, well, you weren't open with me about it. I mean, you were just open with others about your open relationship, okay? And you weren't in an open relationship, so maybe that's why you weren't open to me. And he's like, okay, whatever, whatever, I said and said, you know what, ask Jane Polly if you want to know.

And I'm not a little, I spoke into all the former today's showhouse. So then, hey Rob, do you regret not taking the crossing? I do, I do, it's sold out everywhere and I don't know when Nintendo will be putting out new copies. I really wanted to see what my little island would look like and I wanted to hear what Tom Nook would say. About everything I was going to be a dumb a fielder, I build islands that feel. Oh, we're talking about an animal crossing, what are we talking about? I don't even want to talk about all the bunnies that Rob's bunnies fucked on animal crossing

because that's like dirty laundry so whatever. Rob literally lets his turnips rot every single week. Okay, well it's disgusting. My experience with Jess and Bali in Thailand, I'll never forget it Andy, never forget it. He's like, but the crossing is a, well here's what happened Andy. There were two very strong people with a lot of feelings, a lot of love, and also a lot of misunderstanding. And being in a relationship and a television show at the same time, Andy, you live the stress

of having to learn so many pages to perform as President Bartlett in the West Wing for a very special COVID show, Andy. I'm like, what are you acting like you were on Broadway for? You were working on a fucking boat that had cameras on it. Come on Rob. Well, I did consider doing the crossing, I thought. The crossing would be wonderful for my career, for my life.

The experiences I would feel, I would see so much and learn so many things. It would be a pivotal stepping stone to becoming a better rob, a better salesman, a better yatter. But then I also thought I could have tantric sex in Bali with monkeys watching. So I chose that. That one. And Andy's like, well, why didn't you tell everybody on board that you were crossing before jazz? And he's like, when I was on decided, Andy, I was trying to figure it out and get everyone's opinion for me to make a decision myself, Andy. You know, I needed the collective consciousness, Andy, which is

another way of saying that I'm more spiritually evolved than any of you reality show losers. But that's not true because you said on the show that you didn't want to tell Jess because you didn't want any fucking drama about it on your last night out drinking. So whatever with your bullshit, like self-help talk. Exactly. And Jess says that she, it hurt knowing that the whole boat knew except for her and that she felt very blindsided and she felt like it was spiteful,

which then begs the question of why did you still go to Bali with him, Jess? I mean, that's the thing that I would have liked to have gone to the bottom up. I would have liked to have no, I wanted someone to say, this guy treated you so badly. Why did you keep going back to him over and over and over again? Oh, love. But everybody is just as bored as audiences because they keep showing everybody else's camera camera and they're literally falling asleep Alex looks like he's barely holding his head up

He's like even on this reunion. He's like picking wax out of his ear literally at what or as Malia would say literally Like balling wax up in his ears bugs. He's just getting shit faced Rob looks like he's asleep and he's the one being questioned Yeah, so did you did you just overreact to Asia putting her hand on Rob's butt? And just like individually, I loved Asia, but when they're multiple Asians, I don't know if I love them as much, but between the extreme flirting and the vulgar discussion with someone else who's in a relationship with another person, but then also grabbing their ass, that's crossing a line. Can I just speak? Can I speak for what?

Fine, you talk, you talk. Would one of the Asias like to talk instead, Asia Placid? And Andy's like, Asia, why not just put your hand on his backpack instead of his butt? I'll talk about the butt thing, and he's just like, oh my God. I knew it didn't even happen. I've no intention either. Extreme flirting. I didn't even know it.

Heapy. I got what you're saying. I mean, I think I get what you're saying, because he looked like a bunch of Legos on my screen. But what you didn't see that then, and like you said, like what you said to me was like, well, I'm from it's a big deal. Like, shut up.

Can I just like talk myself? Can I just like, why don't you, fine, you talk Jess, you talk Jess. Yeah, she's saying yeah, you said that it's not a big deal where you come from, but you know, that felt disrespectful to me. And she's like, oh, I didn't say a wind crab to Zaz for fun. And then he's like, so you apologize if you did it.

Is that what you're, I was like, why is this your big deal that you're gonna stand up for Andy? Like, yeah, this is what you're gonna make a stand on in this whole reunion is that Aisha won't cop to grabbing someone's butt. I mean, come on. Can I just say something, model talk, model talk, from watching it back and being in that space. I wasn't very aware of how overwhelmed it seemed, you know, because I was in my head.

But I can see how that can be triggering for someone. As I am someone who lives on a higher plane than everyone else here. I see that now. Thank you. If I could put myself in her space, I would. And then I would feel my own boobies. And I would say, wow, I have boobies now. Thank you, Andy. That's all I've got to say about it. Janice is not a jealous person. She's just reacting in a space of not knowing what's going on because she's very, very stupid. So is Jess jealous? And I was just like being ignored and I'm trying to have a conversation. He just got ignored me and the only other person he gave attention to was Aisha. I'm like, I don't blame her, but I was ignored for her. Yeah, nice meeting you.

I would only give attention to Aisha. And it was uncomfortable for Jess. There are speaker words for you. And thanks, Vexy's fallen asleep on her desk like the secretary outside of the 9 to 5 office. Who every time Dolly Parton leaves angry she's like, yeah, a girl. Yeah, they're all Dolly.

So, Aisha never, Aisha does say that, like, despite everything she never felt uncomfortable or blamed by Jess with everything. And Andy's like, hey Rob, well, if you, if Aisha had been there from day one, do you think you would have pursued a relationship with her? And he's like, I didn't have that type of relationship if Aisha had been there from day one, do you think you would have pursued a relationship with her? And he's like, I didn't have that type of relationship with Aisha. It was a brother sister relationship. A brother and sister who would fuck all night long if they could. Flowers in the attic, Andy. Flowers in the attic. And Tess is like, well, I'm not gonna go there because I hate Jordy laundry being news

I mean let's clean it up clean it up. You know what I mean But I'm gonna organize this relationship and do a table scape here and say I read a D.M. That was not brother and sister like and he's like there was 100% Neva any chemistry He's like well, what's the DM from? Come on, let's talk about the DM. Got a boner. Let's talk about it.

Just like one DM. Yeah, the one that said that have you taken any big cocks lately? And then did you like it? I mean, I remember because it was around my mom's birth day. So it was on Facebook. I read that. So it's just like, when did I get there? Too. So she starts like going through her Facebook messages

and she's like trying to find it. And yeah, Jess is like, yeah, I was with my mom and he responded to it and he's like, did you send that Rob? And he's like, I showed it send that message. Captain Sandy just starts cracking up. So, he's like, listen, just to cover my own bake, I've gone back and looked at it and it says Robert, I'm sent message, I'm sent message. So, I've obviously not had the opportunity to see it. I don't want to throw anyone under the bus

But I've never seen anything and I've never been in food and Andy's like so H.A. Did you see it? It's like well, I can see for certain. I was no oh no, H.A. says I was I can say for certain I was never asked if I've taken a big dick Andy And so Jess says well, you responded by asking him, aren't you in a relationship with Jess? Which by the way, isn't that like what, that's like, I think a good, that's what I think the response that you would have wanted

if you had heard from her, right? That's a standing up for your fellow girl response, but she's yelling at Rob right now, not Asia. And so she's like, well, that's not here, Asia says that's not in these messages, my response. So. And he goes, well, why do you know what was going on in his DMs anyway?

And she's like, well, I was at my mom's. And I just felt like something was up. So, you know, I just got to the bottom of it, which meant that they got into a huge fight. And then she went on to his phone and I went into his DMs. And then he probably was saying stupid things like, I don't understand why you're acting like this.

You are hurting me and I'm a fielder. Why? Why? Yeah, and she also says that he was the one who told her... he told Jess what Aisha's response supposedly was. So whatever, maybe he's just lying all the time. So Andy's like, so was that conversation with your sister? And Rob's like, banter, Andy. It's like banter Andy is called banter All right, oh, it's just banter. Yes Andy, you know, I mean maybe a hint of flitation Andy. I have one question for you

Would you like to cock up your ass? I mean yes, but happy sister day, I guess I don't count him all so then isha Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. He's a catch a catch made of thunder Because yeah, I mean you waxed his back and he goes oh my god you have

I'm so I even watch these shows It's just like I know he hit it better this time. I have to say yeah, he did So you then yeah me a bug. I've seen each other after filming and we kept it as good friends, you know, I mean Am I still in the bugs? Yeah, I think she's hot, you know, she's hot, you know But she lives in a different country and you know, it's like I can only spend so much time between you know Like sending letters to Tom Brady and sending letters to Bugsie. I mean, I don't have much time for myself left You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and then they have a couple little like what was your best and what was your worst blinds in the season, but I'm only going to ask Malia, Aisha and Alex. Cause none of the rest of you matter, we're out. Bye.

Thank you. And Malia's high was finishing with everyone and the low was everything with Hannah. And Aisha's was, oh, my eye was getting to do it all again. And my love was I was so homesick and exhausted and got so many DMs from Rob about big cocks. Yeah, and that's pretty much it, okay? So thanks a lot for being with us this evening. But thank you guys for being with us this season your little rare schools below deck is looking pretty good I saw a preview or something after this with captain lead just being all pissed off

Yeah, I can't believe it's back next week. It feels I almost feel like it's a little Like I feel like I'm not like seeing a lot of awareness that it's back But I'm sure bravo is gonna have like a major push between now and next week. It doesn't matter. We'll still be there. We love below deck and excited to see Captain Lee Captain God damn Lee in the next season. It'll be weird without Kate there, but we'll survive somehow. Oh, yeah, but this new girl is Australian, which we love. I mean, I think she's Australian, you know, she's the way she's going to get that's

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