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Episode Date: September 4, 2019

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So we're super excited to see you guys all in 2019. And I just want to make, can I just add like a two little things real quickly, just to clarify some things. First, with the Charlotte show, when you go to Buy Your Tickets, you see a seating map. And if you're like, oh my God, there are no seats available, there's actually a balcony, but it's like not intuitive. You have to like click a thing to go see what the balcony seating is.

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So for a lot of them, the general admission is gone, but there's still some VIP left. So if you wanna see us in Chicago or New York, there's like barely anything left, but there is some VIP.. So, and that's cool because that comes with preferred seating and a meat and greet. So, there's that. That was it. Totally fun. We're gonna have a blast. I have so much energy to go back. Got that just party. Kai. I'm excited. I'm really excited. And then, of course, you can get our video recaps a couple

times a week. We do those on crap and so on demand. That's also where you find our bonus episodes over on Patreon. This week is about Flip or Flop, which is such a crazy show that we both love. All that's available at Patreon as well as merch links, etc, etc. Okay, today is below deck. Meta to brain. Okay' Hi, it's our first like truly post June episode. How did you how did you fare? Oh my god, I loved it girl. You get some trashy OC women on here and look how much fun it is and Kelly Kelly Dodd tweeted to some but she told somebody. I don't know who she it was somewhere on the internet She said oh, I know those girls They're my friends.

Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. We were saying these are such OC ladies, you know, with their cutouts and their trashiness and of course, their friends with Kelly. So, yeah, this episode had everything. You had the kugers, you had a colleague getting hurt you had a

Travis getting drunk. There was just a little bit of something for everyone There really was and then you know the episode's gonna be good when it starts off with I said I was horny She's horny now I'm fucking my seat right. That girl's really fucking easy. Oh, this was a great episode for Kathy. Who knew that when we were recapping last week and we were making the front of Kathy the awkward guest on the group? Who knew that she would have such a central role in this episode?

Um, yeah. Kathy just made this episode literally screened. And you know, we didn't make fun of I think we made a made up voice for Kathy. We did do a makeup voice, because she really talk. She talked last week. And you guys were psychic. We're voice psychics because that's literally how Kathy talks. That was literally how she talked and how she screamed. It was amazing. If you don't know who Kathy is, Kathy, we named her Kathy. I think her name may have actually been Stephanie or something, but Kathy, she, like, there are all these like kuggers and then there was this one girl who just was just trying to

sort of like fit in and didn't quite fit in in the same way. And last week she wore this like blue and white striped bathing suit that was like odd architectural elements to it. And just like, okay, Kathy, okay. So you've been kind of looks like the cartoon Kathy, which is just so funny. She does. She's like the Kyle Richards version of Kathy, which is sort of a mind-fuck given Kathy Hilton, etc. But either way, yes. Yeah. So we opened with you know everyone talking about it. They're wasted and we're still at dinner and the captain comes up. Has your dinner? Does it taste like a nice sleeping bag snuggly wuggling and red tree? And of course the primary and we mentioned this last week, but it annoyed me all over again this time the primary goes

Oh, I haven't even touched it yet. Mm. It's cold. I was like lady You were talking you were drunk and talking about how horn you are and now you're gonna say that it's cold That's not fair. Yeah, you weren't even eating the fear you lay mass So she's like, oh god Ben the food is cool. I don't know what happened. He's like, this is a fucking ridiculous. This is actually impossible. And I don't use that word, impossible. Unless I bought it my favorite show, impossible to know. He like, when Sandy brings the food back and says that it's cold. He has this like amazingly regressive moment where he just he just points at his pan like a toddler like he just points

at it like like pan like he just he just like he's so shocked he becomes a little baby pointing at a pan like hot hot pan hot hot and then Colin is helping clear dishes and he's like hi can I take your dish and the lady's like oh my god look at that hot child drink a water look at him he thinks he's just a bunching she goes she goes just elbunches look at that one there's a regular Gzel Boonshin walking around right there. Look at that. And the is that is that his mother on a

on a boat down there too? Holly, I always thought your handsome like Gzel Bunch. I don't know who that is, but he sounds handsome. She's way just making a walk around and he's like, yes. So then then we see Aisha and Aisha cleaning rooms and Aisha's just like, it's so easy. It's so easy cleaning rooms. Oh my God.

Oh, I just shrank her dress again. Our job requires zero effort, which I can do perfectly. So then Tyler is eating downstairs. So do Travis. Travis, thank you. Thank you. I did it again. Oh, God, and now it says it through the hole.

You know what I'm going to do over place. Search and replace. Every Tyler. T-Y-L means trap. It's OK. I've got, I started calling him Trevor in my notes. So it's a little tricky. No, don't even put that in my mind. So Travis is like

fucking bullshit. I said it didn't even in the middle. What's he saying? He's just in the middle. It's just gone. It's like you're fring it's a girl friend and then he's dead. Yeah, he basically is sad because he's in a room that's about five feet away from his last room. So he's just moping around because he can't bunk with Jack anymore. Yeah, and then up in the kitchen, Ben is so pissed off because the burner's fucked, you know, which everybody knows. And the captain goes, oh, so the burner, it's just wrong, right?

And then Anastasia starts cheering. She's like, why are you cheering that Anastasia? It's not what we cheer about. She's like, I just mean that I get it because before I was perfectly doing this job, I was perfectly doing that job. It's like no one believes perfect people. Yeah, pretty much. Basically, it was like, it was exoneration from her for her. So that she basically meant that she was not a shitty chef. She just had a shitty burner, because Ben was struggling on it too. So the upstairs, the coogers are added again and she's like, what do you think I'm thinking?

And then the other one goes, penises, penises, penises! And Kathy's like, pooping off the side of the road when you really gotta go, but your husband won't stop that mother fucker. Oh God, Kathy, really? I'll tell you what I'm thinking about. My cat. She just died. Kathy, we were trying to like joke about penises and stuff. Okay, I just a joke about a penis. My cat was a boy cat and cut off his penis by accident.

And we was going out there at who? Oh, Kathy. Oh, God. So dessert is delivered and Travis is the one delivering it. And then we're going to have a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a his penis by accident when it's going out there at noon. Oh, Kathy. Oh, God. So dessert is delivered and Travis is the one delivering it. And that guy, my God, that gay so fucking high.

He knows it too. Look at that guy. That hotty nosey, yes. Fuck. I want to put pudding on his face. Kathy. Kathy. So Kathy's like, you know what? Kathy. Kathy.

So Kathy's like, you know what, this is serious and good. This is horrible. This is like shit. Look at it. It's like shit. It's like little shit. And I know that because it took a shit that looked just like this earlier. In fact, I took a picture of it. Here, take a look at it everyone. Here's my shit. Here's the dessert. Who could tell the difference? Oh, Kathy, I was actually liking it, but now it's gross, Kathy. So he's just like, this is sorry, but one of the ladies said that didn't like it. He's, he is like, cannot believe it. He's like shocked and then we go upstairs and one

Cougar is going by the way I fucked your husband so at some point we're gonna have to just talk about his penis together okay. And then one goes yeah, Ben's to the right. I don't like a penis that bends to the right because I've got a shallow vagina, you know, oh Kathy, we weren't even taught. No. When Tim, I fucked a guy with a penis that went to the right and a molar popped out. Kathy. Oh. And so from my mouth, I had to lose molar.

That's all. So then, then we see one of the ladies, she goes up on that like cushion part of the upper deck Lisa Yeah, they're like we're at least ago and they're all watching her on the cameras and she's like doing handstands with her thong like her butt hanging out and she's like dancing by yourself in the saddest way ever really It was like a Camille grammar moment, but like not as talented. Yeah, but with nothing to hang on to Cuz you know when Camille dances she always looks like there's a pole nearby for her to go by late

Yeah, she likes to use props, you know, she uses the environment So the the lady is I put lady goes to ladies and Kathy go into the wheel Okay, so some of the and Kathy go into the wheel. Okay, so some of the ladies go up into the wheelhouse. Yeah, I fucked this boat. I fucked this boat. I was just bouching, I just had to find myself. Bunching.

It was like, just a bunching. And then Jack is up there. So, you know, the Cougars had created this hilarious inside joke where they started calling Jack Juh. They're like, is this Juh? Is this Juh? Juh?

Right? And they started to try to basically peel his shirt off. He's like, I've seen a rass more than I've seen your face. Yeah. So then Sandy comes up and says, I rate everyone. Well, I'm going to have to ask you to not molest my staff. And also get out of the wheelhouse because we all want to survive this charter. So instead of sinking the boat, why don't you guys go downstairs and take a long nap, also known as sleep.

Yeah, so they're all falling down the stairs. And then one of the ladies goes, yeah, I have someone someone feels my tits. Yeah. And then they're just like up and drunk and galloping around. I hope someone feels my kneecap. I think I did it dislocated. Like, can that happen?

I have, no, that's not sexy. I hope someone tells you it's my hammerwise. So I know it's not just imagining it. Kathy. So the women are like showing each other their boobs. I don't someone says it's my chamber wise. I know it's not just imagining it. Kathy! So the women are like showing each other their boobs. At one point, did you see this Ronnie? It's at like 12-12 a.m. and a woman found some white gloves and started miming around the salon. That's great. Did you hear one of the ladies go, Sandy's hot? She's hot and jolly. She's gonna make me horny

They were like on a bender and then Travis of course is bitching because in his new room is upstairs So he couldn't sleep with all the noise so he was all Even more annoyed that he wasn't with Jack anymore Yeah poor guy everyone's having so much fun except for him and then that one lady did a summer assault and she'd peed her pants. So she had a big old piece day in her crotch. You're just kept on peeing. Like she just kept it going. She just ran with it. She really did. She really did. So then an A-shin's actor going to bed for the first time together.

I think. And he's like, oh, I've never lived with a girl I haven't had six with. I was like, oh my God, you were so old fashioned. Yeah. She gets into Jack. He's like on the top bed and then and she like piles into it. But she's from this angle. We're basically, it's just her ass filling the entire screen. And she's like, oh, we're getting so much fun. We're coming to my bed and watching movie together.

It's just like her ass just her ass talking So then the next day Captain Captain Hannah Captain Captain Hannah, which guess what that's not gonna be making the radio charts not as good Okay, sorry guys I know we all want to turn the channel that June, June Hannah June, June Hannah June, June, June. Because what it's over. It's over. The Beatles are dead guys.

Sorry spoiler alert. Yoko broke it up and that Yoko's name is Ben. So there. So the captains like canna and I come up to the brigade and whoever's dead blah, blah, blah. She's like, if you've seen a store this has anybody even seen a store this and whoever's on dead blah blah blah. She's like, if you've seen a sturdis, has anybody even seen a sturdis? And someone's over slept and guess what her name rhymes with? Flannis Plasia.

So whatever anesthesia, whatever. Mm hmm. So it's like, this is not acceptable unless it was a previously sanctioned nap because we all need those. Was it? Was it? This is not acceptable.

And you are getting a biblical biblical curse peraña. 18 hugg lashes come here. Big hug. Big hug. Hug. Oh, clapping her back. Plus she hugs her.

So, uh, yeah, so yeah, while she hugs her. So, yeah, so, yeah, she overslept for two hours, which is really bad. So then Colin is like with Jack outside and he's like, so what was it like sleeping with Aisha the first night? He's like, well, she's already given me the rules. I've got to get to Ryan the shower, not out of the shower, so the water doesn't go on the floor That's basically it. She also said something about me having to stick a finger up her bum. I'm sure about it

Both of them. Yeah, I did learn where poop comes from and then I said Do I have any rules for you and I said here's my rule? Beniquit So this is my rule I need someone to clean the bed pan. I put in my bed because you know what, you get to a certain age, you don't know what's going to happen. And I there. I said it. So uh, Ben's in the kitchen and he sees Anna stage and he goes, how's it going? Honey, bon, which is very bad. That's all I just mentioned it. So then Jack and Travis are talking and Travis is like to be honest, I'm kind of quite bored with the love shit

I've been traveling and now I'm not traveling this dirt board now. Maybe I'm gonna just I'm just sick of it Well, I'm gonna stop getting drunk fast. Well, I'm not gonna stop drinking but you know Well, you know, I'm gonna stop maybe before we go out of stop drinking before we go I'm like are you drunk right now, sir? I know he's like here know, I'm gonna stop. Maybe before we go out, I'll stop drinking before we go. I'm like, are you drunk right now, sir? I know. He's like, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna stop drinking. Never.

I'm gonna, well, I'm not gonna stop drinking. I'm going to talk about being to stop. I'm not, here's what I'm not gonna do. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get into origami. And I'm gonna drink while I do origami. So it'll be a slower drinking and I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get into origami and I'm gonna drink while you're origami So it'll be a slower drinking and I'll be better And he's so sad. He's like well, I look around and jackassation. I've got vodka

So the guests are getting up from breakfast and they're like our bellies are so huge I was like we're all Kathy. Am I right? Everyone? Am I right? You guys got them Kathy. What is this? It's so chaotic.

It's just bloated. Geez. Oh, you're wearing that bathing suit again, Kathy. The blue and white stripe on really with a strange flower on the side. Okay. That's fine. Travis is like, wow, you ladies bounce back because they're all fine the next day.

Yeah, so now the ladies get on the jet skis and things like that. And then Anastasia is talking with Asha and talking about how she woke up late. And she's like, I mean, obviously didn't matter because it takes me like a lightning speed to do shit in the morning. Am I right, everyone?

Am I right? High five. Oh yes, a naughty. So the lady's like, you know what? Benny's gonna get mad at me, but I want to cheeseburger. I want to cheeseburger. Give me some naughty like a cheeseburger. So she's like, you son of a bitch.

So then she goes down to Ben and asks for a cheeseburger. So she's like, you son, no, she's something she goes down to bed and ask for a cheeseburger. And he uses the food processor as a meat grinder, which is a good tip for those you at home. Okay. There we go. The whole cows just sitting there and don't know what to do with them. Full cows. So, you know, he's like, do we have a mech rind and anesthesia goes yes, it's between a sho's legs No, she said that God All right, we got some white caps coming through on the water

Second ago it was flat it was like it was like a mirror and now we got some white caps You know what I like I don't like a white cap. I like a sleep cap. That's what I like. Let's give this one or a hug everyone in the nap. Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor, Drap in the anchor that Ben has made these burgers, and there have been a lot of heat issues with this yacht because apparently physics works in some crazy way where things come out boiling hot, and then they reach the table

by after like 30 seconds of walking and they are freezing cold. So he wants these burgers to get to the guests ASAP while they're hot, but the problem is, they are like tubing on the Mediterranean. And Ben's like, I don't care, I got them the burgers now. And he's like, honey, do you want me to jump in the water? Grab them by the back of the head and yell, eat your fucking bacon out because honestly,

I've been dreaming I'm doing that all sorts of long. I'm just like, I got that out of the, because it's literally what Kathy's doing right now. Yeah. Oh, now Kathy just grabbed an octopus with. Yeah. Oh, no, Kathy just raped and knocked it with your teeth. Oh, no. So you're going to take these burgers on the tender. But meanwhile, the captain's running around trying to find people to help her with the anchor because we're dragging.

We're dragging. We're dragging. How many times do I have to say it? We're dragging. We're here dragging. So Travis goes, yeah, he calls up, he goes, Sandy, all you guys maneuvering. No, we're not maneuvering. We're fucking dragging. We're fucking dragging. It's what you do.

We need an app. This boat needs an app right now. Bring in the toys. So now they all have to speed up and bring in all these toys. And Zikini and my goddamn team to pay attention so I could get the goddamn anchor I'm like whoa captain Lee really to captain Lee is like a little seed that once you've met him He just starts growing in your heart and before you know it just a huggy Hippie is like god damn it. Yeah, and then Ben is like losing his shit because the burgers are sitting there and he's like Hanna, Hanna, he's got the food and it's getting cold, Hanna, Hanna, and then he starts blaming her saying that like she doesn't have an appreciation, like she doesn't have

like the urgency that would be required to get a hot burger or two of gas before it gets cold. I'm like, I on the tinder. I'm like they're they're not on physically on the yacht. They're not here. They're not on the boat. So getting the toys in and getting the anchor up as the huge mess. So so so she said, Calon, get me on the bridge. Jesus Christ. And then calling this limping over, because he's heard himself. Well, because they're all hustling, and all of a sudden you hear like a, and then like a,

Oh. Yeah. I think I broke it. I think I broke it. What's wrong, Kylie? Kylie, what's going on up there, Kylie? Hey, someone get in a tippy. She needs to be in there, so okay, someone,

what's better, better in there again. Kylie, we're calling at tippy. She's gonna say, hi, Kylie, it's me. I'm over here on this island, He's like, is on the deck. Like, and he's on his hands and knees and Jawao is watching this and he goes, are you alright? I'm like, Jawao. That Kali has like, he's turned like, fully into like, a chili pepper right now. He's just like, there's one big long skinny red thing in so much pain. And you're like, are you alright? Are you alright? In Sim, we call that getting to school in the morning.

So Gale is limping to the captain and Hannah, meanwhile, checks on the burgers, like, how are you? How do I? And they're like, 10 solid 10 and Kathy's like, yeah, just like my shit this morning, solid 10. She's got a cat. So the captain is like, Oh, Colin, you got to get to the hospital, Carl. You know, how are we going to get you there? I'm here, Carl. It's like a helicopter overhead with like a twin bed on a rope. Yeah, I was like, no, I care about Colin and the thought of losing him for the rest of the season is it's tightening my chest Is that oh actually that that that just might be the thought of not getting a nap today never mind

Got my hearts. Oh my heart's heavy because cat to sit in on top Cat could you stop sitting on my heart? That would be great. Yeah, sorry So then the guests are like on the deck and they're like, one of them's like, guys, I have a new hashtag for us, it's called deck, then a heart, and then you go a dance. So it's like decadence, but with like a heart in the mouth, like deck, deck, heart, a dance, decadence, you know?

Deca-dance. I got a heart hashtag, it's called, I think I got a splinter. How about that one? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha another hang mail. HAST-CHAG! I got a deviated septum and I'm taking care of it right now with this shrimp hammer! HAST-CHAG! I think I just need a C-squirt! So then Colin goes on the little boat with you out and you ask like, uh, how much more, almost losing Colin, can I go through? Or can not lose Colin? He's my best mate on the boat and I need him.

Like, okay, wow, okay. You can't be cockjuggling people one second and then pretending you have emotions the next. I'm not buying it, you wow. No, not at all, not at all. So yeah, he takes him off to the hospital and meanwhile the guests want Sandy to eat with them tonight for dinner. So that's stressing Ben up even more because he's like, he basically feels like if they've been unhappy with the food by having Sandy there, it's like they just loyered up. Well, maybe I should say, Bavistered up. Ah! Ah! Bloody hell, it's always fast fall.

If she's not there, you can blame the guest, but when she's there, she can attest to that. Ah! Barrested up! So yeah, so now Hannah's getting annoyed because Ben wants Anastasia again to help out. And Travis is still moping around about the bunk bed situation. So they're just doing that. And then, oh, so at this point, Jawa was back and there was waiting to hear from Colin. And so Jawa gets a text and he goes, Jawa goes, oh, I got to, I got a message from Kali Wally. Even though You're asking, even though Drowao drives me nuts, it still amuses me that he even he calls

Colin Cully Wally. Who is staying with Travis now? I forget. He's with Ben. Because he goes, are you having fun in your cabin? Because I have to look at that stupid bed with the budget teddy bears on it. And they show the bed. And I guess he just keeps the budget teddy bears on his bed. Is that Ben? Or maybe it's the bed that's across from him. Oh, I don't know, but that

shit's funny. It's funny thinking that it's Ben. Yeah. And so Jruel goes off to get gone. He goes back on the tender and he's like, all I'm hoping for right now is to see a smile on Colin's face and know that he's okay. And it possible. A hand job. That's what I could go for right now. All I really need is to have a nice little talk, you know, with him, with his penis in my face. That's it.

I wasn't implying that Colin would be getting to a hand job. Yes, I got lost. That was on the wrong. I'm just going to be too loud now just for everybody. No, I didn't, I didn't set it up properly, you know, I sort of, it's, you would not, you would not be out of, out of line for thinking that I was setting up a gay fantasy with Colin and Jouah, but that was really not my intention. Yeah, I think that's like that kind of porn that you're like, do they put this on porn have on purpose to just kill my

boner yeah the whole purpose now someone fucking with me over there yeah seriously so Collins excited because he he's he doesn't have any broken bloke bones he's he's just inflamed and he's on pills so you know he's like he's like he's got a basically a cast on he's like oh I've got this for the next couple days but trust me you don't want to see the other guy It's like guys. I got to take some pills and Travis is like I can help you and he goes yeah, because they have to be taken Ainole

And his mom's like callin You don't got to try and fit in with the big kids calling you're gonna be bigger than the listen every moment means to Steven Spielberg when he was a kid too! We love you the way you are and we've TVed all of America's Got Talent for you to watch when you get back. When people were mean to me when I was the little kid my mom would always say God kids are idiot you really never know who the next Steven Spielberg's going to be. And then you're the one who beat him up. And now you're going to be poor forever.

I just always had this weird imagining of my mom going to school with Steven Spielberg and just beating the shit out of him. You never know who I was. Why isn't it on? I think she's saying that you could have been the next Steven Spielberg. And if these kids are potentially being mean to you and your talents. I talk about giving a kid too much credit. I thought there'd be a lot of people who'd be like, wow, being the one who beat up Steven Spielberg.

Yeah, I just Steven Spielberg. Yeah, I keep beating them up all the time. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's definitely where I've made it people are like Ronnie Carrham Edward I kicked his ass and I'll do it again. I would love to see your interpretation of Shun there's less I'm like little daddy White bread peanut, but it's not a shopping place Ronnie it but it's not a shopping list Ronnie. Thinking of all the things I want to save. Listen before, before anything bad happens, I want to make sure I save every little Debbie

in the store. Anyway, so, um, I don't know either. Honestly, today is the day we, if we quit watch it, it happens today is the day. This is it. This is we've there's something about this recap that I think we are we are we are almost as broken as Collins arm arm almost is like we are that close like we are on our hands and knees saying I think I broke it. Yeah, but we're trying to be out of spirits. It's time for commercial. It's time. Celebrity beef. You never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Yeah, it's time for commercial. It's time. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter

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He's like, listen, I'm thinking of family style because you never know with these people. I just rather you see everything I was meant to be. I don't know. Oh, I get it. I get it. I get it. So if one's called, then there are going to be called, or if there are called, one's going to be, I understand what you're saying. You're trying to catch the drunkos in a lie, basically. Yeah. So they all start to arrive at the table and Sandy goes,

fun swar, which I thought was very accommodating, very nice. And they sit down and Sandy looks at the table scape, which is like some satin, like filled up satin. She goes, hmm. The table scape, it's okay, it's okay. I mean, maybe if it was like a pile of brands,

you know, it would look better. I don't know, I don't know, it's not really what I do. This is a super yacht, okay. I went to the boat show. So I saw some real pretty pictures of systems. I'm like,'m like okay you know what you can go to the Christmas fair too and no one's gonna do those Christmas tree like that yeah also did you see this little tiny scene they showed if Kathy getting ready no Kathy's getting ready she's just like her hair straight and she's got her new, you know, cut out on and she goes, I look good. Yeah

I miss that. So good. It's a prime Kathy content. Yeah, look good. I like to. Yeah This reminds me the time I went to the DMV and got diarrhea. Wow terrible experience, but damn, I look good that day. Yeah, got it. I do a good smile. So Hannah start serving them. And then the lady, one of the ladies gets here. There's this yacht that travels around the world with the rich people. It's like, what do you think you're on you, dope?

Yeah. I haven't seen any yachts with poor people. Yeah. I don't think she goes, I'm gonna go on there and try to find the one guy with a, with an oxygen tank. I'm gonna cough. That's who I'm getting. And then some drunk guest just goes, Captain goes down with the ship. Why are you saying that in front of Sandy on the ship? Yeah, so they serve them their halibut and one lady is trying to talk to the captain. She's like, yeah, you know, I love Aspin, I love the ski.

So la la la la and captain myself all rent a house there. And then captain is like, yeah, yeah, like February 15th, you know, she goes, Kathy is like, by the way, really drunk, because she's also like pulling out her hair, so Catherine Dennis style, but she's like pulling really aggressively out of her because she's nervous, because she's like, there's my moment to impress Captain Sandius, elaborate. Okay, I can do this. Okay. Yeah, yeah, Captain, so, uh, February, no, no, no, no, uh, February 15th, Kathy, you can do this at a

whole day, you know, February, February, February, February, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you saying that to me? I hate that shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, you know I hate that fucking shit. You know what I hate more than that? You know what I hate? Say I had a gun, which is what I have right now, okay? So I'm just, you know what I'm talking about. And they just go to the captain talking to us.

He's like, this is ridiculous. I don't want people to be ridiculous. I don't want people to fight for my attention. Just because I'm a celebrity, you know, captain who wants killed five Somali pirates. I don't want that attention. So they're Hannah's passing around the hell of it and someone goes,

Hey Sandra wants to know why we're serving ourselves. Sandy's like, oh, well, Ben wasn't sure that you were all going to eat, or maybe you're just going to be Kathy, you're just going to do all the eating. I'm not sure. Hey, that's good. That's a good Kathy, by a lot of Sand. Do you relate that?

Because, you know, he doesn't want stuff coming back to the kitchen and the captain's seeing it, basically. And so Sand is like, I want to talk to him. Get him up here, right? Well, he's cooking the food. Because. So they call it band band leather hookers, band band leather hookers, band band aging leather hookers. And so Ben is all nervous. So Jowell starts starts singing the death march. And he's like he Juao does like our Juao he starts going Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Zim Z lemon curry, cardamom curry, cranberry, and they're like, mine's different, which if the captain wasn't there, they would've been like, oh my god, Kathy, it tastes like one of your facts.

Now I'll tell you what my past taste like, you ever hit fancy feasts, okay? Not so fancy, not a feast. Pure Kathy Faw. So then Jack and Swahour on wheel watch together. And Jack's like, I've been running around, wait, I got blue-est flak. What? Sometimes Jack just says things

and I just like, I don't know, British. I'm always trying to put them together. So Sandy leaves the woman and she goes downstairs and she tells Ben, she's like, you know, I don't know, it's crazy, but the food just keeps getting cold. There was one thing that was warm, but everything's cold, so Ben's like,

I don't know, maybe we should just get some domes. And Sandy goes, ah, domes. get some domes and send you goes, ah, domes. So it was quite, you know, otherwise best meal I've had since I've been on the boat. Is there any stage anywhere around to hear that? Because I would love for that to happen. That late sleeping little

I put a dome around her head. That's for sure. And now the moment we've all been waiting for Colin calling his mom. Oh my goodness So I didn't he didn't think you were in a quark for a couple of days. I didn't have a reminder that for the day I just set the facade yeah, Kuala. I cut him. Miss the whole thing. This is the same time mailman mr. Jubari comes I was in mr. Delbury hold hold on, I got a call. I don't even know, so I've gotten a mail now, Kauali. I love the way she says hi.

She goes, hi, Kauali. Hi. Kauali, I'm glad you called because, as I said, I almost missed you because I'm doing a lasagna. I saw the funniest episode of Big Bang theory earlier. What's the talk guy? Talk guy Preston? So he says the blossom.

I like physics. And then I said, I'm messing it up. Get. How did you go again? I want to try and tell Kali. Shut up. I'm talking to the mail man. He's very upset.

He didn't meet him at the mailbox. So Kali's like, well, mom, I went to the mail man, he's very upset you didn't meet him at the mailbox So Colin's like well mom I went to the hospital You're saving someone were you bringing someone there you're such a good boy It's some flame dr. Watson flame Well as long as they don't put you on opioids They don't put you on opioids It's not yogurt eyes on joybook. I'm doing an invention, huh? I think it's time for you to get a desk job, all right? You're regular Chicago FD calls Listen and tippy says there's an opening at a real estate farm You can go in there

They mean a nice handsome gentleman like you to help sell the places Especially because between you and me they try to push you out to be out, okay? I don't want to say nothing but Apparently she's up and skipping work and been going to 7-Eleven a lot if you know what I mean I'm coming to be Ah, to be stuck in the bathroom. Do not make any tubby tippy jokes, Cawls. I'm coming, Tabs. Let me just hear the dad go hang in there, buddy. Okay, that would you for the quality. We love you. I love that woman. Oh my gosh, you're so sweet. So sweet. So sweet. Call him. So sweet, too. He's so lovely. So, um,

Colin, you're a worse. So what would you sprain something? Get on. Yeah, be a man. That's what you call my mom. So then, so after we leave like the highs, that the warm highs of Colin's mom, we then go to the capy fight.

And we just hear, we're just, we're just here. Stephanie enough already, okay? Enough already Stephanie enough enough, okay, I'm not gonna do this again Okay, it's not gonna do this again. Do you wonder even to even understand what happened after that cat? Shut up. You don't understand what happened out there. You and you said I interrupted you. You did not let me say what I wanted to say You got me you got me

The lady cuz you've had too much coffee gas No, no, I've had I've had chocolate chocolate, but I have not had chocolate chocolate chocolate. It's a difference Well, that's just not how I saw it. I don't care how you saw it. It's what happened I don't think we're just like God drama. You're causing a scene right now. I'm causing a scene, I'm causing a scene, I ain't causing any fucking anything, okay? Here's what I'm causing, shit in my battle to come out on this floor right now. Oops, it just did, and that's you up for, that's you up for. And Kathy loses it. And Lee's like, are you being aggressive with me?

He's like, ah, what you're doing? Is that acceptable? And then she follows her into her room and slams the door behind them. Wow. I don't even know. I don't care. I did nothing. I did nothing. Just said February, and then I started, and I said February again, and then I said a third time, and I said 15th. Okay, is that so wrong? Is that wrong? You may be look like a midi-yet.

Yeah, and the girl goes, she says, that's not how I saw it. I don't care how you saw it. Okay, that's how it fucking happened. If you want to sit there and say, that I didn't say that thing, then you've got a fucking thing coming. Meanwhile, Hannah, Hannah's like, these guests are fighting about Sandy's attention, which is quite ironic because I've tried to spend the past few years trying to get her attention. Off of me. A dumb bum. Shhh. Then A's who goes,

Would you not hug me if I was crying? So hug her. That's her poetic moment. If you prick me, do you want to bleed? Would you not hug me? Would you not hug me? Would you not stick your finger up me, bum? So then outside, one of the ladies is golfing. And she's like, ah, yes, what I was, what I wanted, balls.

And so Travis is setting up her balls. And she's like, oh wait, Mr. Big Hands. Hey, what did they say about Big Hands, Mr. Big Hands? He's like, oh wait, Mr. Big Hands. How did they say about Big Hands, Mr. Big Hands? He's like big gloves. I always think about back to Camille Grammer as it sees into Beverly Hills, which he goes, Big Hands, Big Feet, Big Leg Down. Oh, Frazier Dis.

Oh, yeah. So, Salads and Scrambler. Hey, speakin' the torso. It's like shut up, Kathy. Just shut up, okay. This is not an opportunity for you to just discuss us. But Kathy is still fighting, by the way, because then we go back and they're fighting behind closed doors, and the girl is like, well then what do you want to do right now?

And she goes, I want to leave this situation. I could just fucking just leave the situation and take care of my hang there. Okay. That's all I got to say. We're talking about it in the morning. That's it. So everyone goes to sleep in the next morning. Dun dun dun dun dun dun. Really nothing. That's people doing nothing in the morning. Collins cleaning something and Jack is like, call in, don't be livin' anything without hand. Honestly, don't. Make sure I'll do it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, so two hours like captain I wanted to inform you that Kali Wally is doing really well and I would like to do something to show him how much we love him and say hey, you know what? Get up here Kali. Let's drive the ball

Yeah, but she doesn't let him do that actually because she makes Jack she lets Jack do it But then Hannah goes to Colin and goes, honey if you need us to give you a hand with anything Let me know and she and Conn goes Give me and she just gives us a face like I'm too early too early Colin. I'm asking. I'm telling you I can help you This is too early. Okay. Yeah, right. I wanted to show Jack that since he's working. He'll let him do something Sorry, I got that messed up. So the captain's like, all right Jack. You know what sounds you know what makes me a Responsible captain letting Jack drive the boat okay everyone don't be worried Sorry, I got the messed up. So the captain's like, all right, Jack, you know what sounds you know what makes me a responsible

Captain letting Jack drive the boat. Okay, everyone. Don't be worried. Yeah, no, we're gonna do we're gonna have the leziest person on this crew Drive the boat really close to the largest most expensive yacht in the world right now That's what we're gonna do. Jack's like what the fuck are you people doing? He's like they most beat the runk Yeah, so they basically they ride they they go right up next to this yacht called sailing yacht That's what we're gonna do. Jack's like, what the fuck are you people doing? He's like, they must be drunk. Yeah. So they basically, they ride, they go right up next to this yacht called Sailing Yacht A, which I then looked up. And it's like, I think it's truly the largest sailing yacht in the world. And I read all about it, and how it was like,

like on all these boating magazines and yachting things, like it was so hyped, it was like they were Following the construction of it for like years and it was designed by Philip Stark and it's like this huge huge Crazy looking kind of ugly yacht that looks sort of like it almost looks like a Very modern mouse like a mouse pad that has stocks in it, you know, so They go right by it and they're talking about how it's owned by a Russian and a woman goes... They're Russian hookers on there. They're Russian hookers on there and Colin goes, Milla?

So the entire Travis has been flirting with one of the blonde girls on there, but he's like, well, would not allow to frat and ice with the blonde girls on there, but he's like, well, would not allow to frat and ice with the passengers on the base. So all two at all for the boat. So he's written down his number. Yeah, it basically is like running a little thing. And then we hear, try out, Jaros Sandi or try out, try out Sandy, try out Jaros Sandi.

I'm like, hmm, still not as good, not as good. Yeah, it's not going to work. So docking drama, docking, backing it in, et cetera. And I was time for the big lineup, too, for the women to leave the boat. Yeah, she's like, thank you so much. You know, I've never had that much cold food taste so good. So here's a little something extra from us.

And let's know how much we owe for Kathy's vomit stains on the couch. Thank you. And one of the ladies gets yeah. And yeah. All right, we're going to go. Oh, Kathy, no, sorry, Kathy went off to the orange Julia stand again. Kathy, no, we got an airplane to catch. Hey, got this new drink. It's called fuck you bitches. We got an airplane to catch. Hey got this new drink. It's called fuck you bitches Kathy no, oh no, she she jumped off the pier what there was a really cool looking rock over there So back to work back to work and then it's tip meeting

Yeah, and the captain said yeah, considering everyone's roles changed, I had to let a member go, then came all the way overseas for us and a stage over slept. Don't do that again, bitch. But you know, you guys all did a great job this charter. You all did, except for when anastage over slept. Did I mention that? That anastage over slept? Why are you turning so rad?

Is thinking about your mother? Think about what your mother would say about you over sleeping on the job on TV and from a national audience is that what it is? Got this envelope ready to open. Unfortunately it's over sleeping like at a stage so let's just not kind of store a few times. Ted I guess we'll just have to wait two hours for this tip to wake up so we can see how much it is. Let's see we'll just wait. You can do that. Yeah this around 13,000 which they've all shamed people for on this show. So I'm not sure

if that's good or bad, or if this is okay, because it was a shorter. Yeah, maybe because it was shorter, because they all seem to be really happy with a tip, but it seemed like the number was low. So then it's, uh, uh, hand onto the bridge, hand onto the bridge, and Sandy's, so if Sandy's like, listen Hannah, I just went to the yatchaw on the day off and I just wanna show you some table scape ideas, okay? So I went to Sandralea.com, God, she's so talented. Have you ever had her quanza cake?

Beautiful. It's scary. Totally. Sandralea's quanza cake. That's a real thing, Ronnie. Oh, no, my God, this world. I think we talked about it. We've definitely talked about the Sandra Lee quanza cake, because Sandra Lee, probably

about 10 years ago, had an episode where she made three different cakes for the holidays. One was a Christmas cake, one was a Hanukkah cake, and one was a qu cake, one was a hot cocoa cake, and one was a quanzicake. And in all three cases, she took a store bought pound cake or angel food cake, and she dressed them differently. And for the quanzicake, she took pre-made chocolate frosting and mixed it with cinnamon. And then she put it all over the, oh wait no, before she used that, she put canned apple pie filling in the middle of the quanzicake in the middle of the circle part of the angel

food cake. She covered it with this cinnamon chocolate frosting and then she decorated it with corn nuts and put some giant candles in it. Corn mats. It's like, it's an iconic, iconic food network disaster. And we've mentioned it for sure. But for those who have not heard it, did not hear us mention it, do yourselves a favor. Look up the episode. You can see it on YouTube. It is shocking and wonderful.

And there's even an interview with the woman who came up with a recipe because centrally didn't even come up with a recipe. You know, they have like someone making recipes and centrally just recites it. And the woman was basically, she basically said, I have to come up with so many recipes for this shit show. And I just was like, I don't know, fucking angel food cake with filling and frosting who cares.

She just was like, well, and then they actually were like, okay, we're gonna make it. I don't think she even expected it to make it onto camera. Wow. Sandra Lee, thanks for what you do to this world. But you know what? God does no, no one loves a table scape more than Sandra Lee. That's for sure. Yeah.

So she's showing her all these table scapes that she saw at the boat. So which are just, I mean, they're pretty kind of, but they're super, they're just over the top, you know, or like, good luck. Okay, here's your $10,000 budget for a table scape. Yeah, like good luck making a $10,000 table scape with a Bravo reality TV crew, you know, like, this is a, it's a, it's a, it's a Bravo show. They're not going to give you the money for that. Yeah. So, so, yeah. for that. So now we find out that they are going to be going out to a fancy club called The View, which of course made me laugh because I think any sort of club called The View, I'm just

imagining Joy Behar sitting around the table, you know, Archimie Megan McCain in the corner. So what? Who cares? Ha corner. So what? Who cares? Ha ha, so what? Who cares? Joy Behar, the female version of Juicy Joe from Real Housewives of New York. So what? Who cares?

Who cares? So what? Shut up. I'm just imagining Travis getting drunk in his booth and would be gober coming up to him just like staring at him over her glasses. Like, huh? And Travis announces, I'm going out and I'm getting drunk on Red Bull thought button, I'm not apologizing. So we're like, oh, here we go.

And I was like, I don't want a baby shit Travis tonight. I've been there, done that, got the postcard, not interested in another one, unless it's coming from Prague, where I would like a ticket from thank you very much Unless it's coming from Prague with the ticket into caught in a cigarette all right? The only postcard I'm interested in is a caught in a cigarettes for free So she goes up to Travis and she's like, are you gonna be a good boy today? Honey, I was honey. I was honey. I was and he's like now. I decided fuck it. She's like please oh, you're gonna be a good boy today? Honey, I was honey, I was honey, I was honey, I was, and he's like, now I decided, fuck it. She's like, please don't ruin my night.

Thanks. And he goes, I don't like being treated that way, but sure, I'm like, you know what Travis, you don't get to not like being talked to that way after you act like that, you know? Like that's the thing. You act like a drunken fool and like you're a disaster and then people have to take care of you,

which means that they can't enjoy their night anymore. You slapped someone on the face last time. So then you don't get to that when someone says, can you please not ruin tonight? You don't get to say, I don't like the way you talk to me that way. Because guess what? I don't think that they like having to take care of you

for the past like five nights out. Yeah. And he's like, I don't like that. She talks to me like a knackaholic. Like, oh he's like, I don't like that she talks to me like an alcoholic Like oh god, he's out of the holism. I drink I drink heavily I know that but Hannah says this shit like super condescending like basically saying I'm an alcoholic bullshit like leave me alone Well, I Drink this beer that I said I wasn't gonna drink before I get wasted tonight in a way that I said I wasn't gonna get wasted

And Anna reminds us last time I went out with being, he banged my first Steve. So let's just see how this goes tonight. And then I cast a band and he goes, ooh, and on though, I've been looking for that. Like, ah, they picked up something from the floor. And then Aisha tells Hannah, she goes, Oh, you look so focused, I want to eat your piece off. And then it's time to go out. Yeah, mega-mugins like,

how many people are in your party? As someone who like represents a different group of people, then is represented at this table, I just have to say I find it totally unacceptable. Did you notice by the way, that one of my favorite supporting characters on this season made another cameo appearance, the dog and the window in the un-tead?

Oh, I love when they sew all this add little strings. Yeah, they always show that one dog, a silhouette a dog and the window looking down on the street. Keep showing that footage over and over again. So let's go out and get crew. Tyler's basically wasted immediately. Yeah. Travis. And me too, apparently,

because I do stupid to learn a fucking name. Maybe Tyler is his drunken persona. So that way that way, when you say Tyler, you're still referring to him. So like Travis, Travis becomes Tyler.. Well you know what's really stupid? My note says Travis, are you ready for some OBDs? And Hannah says I asked him to chill tonight. And then Travis says no, not at all. I'm in I'm of the adverse opinion that I would like to stick my lips on. Let's have some bees with the boy. So I've written down Travis, and I'm still calling him Tyler.

So there you go. Yeah, and he's, uh, so they're drinking in Jackson. I go, I have a cheeky bear. And then there's like selfies and more drinking and enjoy Bayhara fighting with Megan again. And then Travis is like, Sonny is so complaining that Bethany yells at her children when time on a beat. Adam Navarro is cracking jokes, you know, you know, no tie a tie to see, I got to see, let's get rid of Trump, that's what I got to say.

It's like, okay, Anna, we're like trying part of you, okay. Oh, so Megan McCain's like, okay, hi, I'm your waitress, okay, this is one time I'm gonna lie you'd have choice. So what would you like? Hi, I'm to have choice. So what would you like? Hi, I'm your waitress. So what would you like to order? Well, we don't really know what we want yet. Well, that's why I'm paid to ask you that question.

So, answer it. Take me seriously, I'm wearing a man band. Okay. First of all, I love Lady Gaga. I've never lied about that. I've always said I've loved Lady Gaga. I probably love Lady Gaga more than anyone else here. So let's just like get that clear. I'm like, uh, like we aren't talking about Lady Gaga. Um, okay,

second of all, your order and she looks down at her at the order at her notes. Okay, uh, and uh, in 2017, you ordered 75% vodka tonics, but now you're ordering vodka red bulls. You have an explanation for why you are ordering that many new types of drinks Rudy from the cause we chose just waiting outside like I'm not gonna be in this scene. I'm too good for this So guys Guys view humor. Am I right? It's like finally after so many years we finally worked in a view vignette on to watch where crap ends So yeah, so they're all sitting there like a teeny tiny table and and Travis is like talking about how he's been conflicting with Hannah. It's gotten old

He's like over it. So he's gonna get it shit on and he's just gonna start shrinking Right, so he she goes out to smoke with them and she's like, hey, you're really holding a grudge, hey? And he's like, no, it's just old, right? Old, all the fucking time, right? We only have 10 days left that I've listed this shit, all right? And then he goes and it just gets shit face. And so he's drinking like he has a straw in the body,

a bottle and he's just drinking straight from it and then uh there's like a part where Colin why does he Colin say this he goes France is awesome I love France because he's I wrote he's talking as some guy with a sweater around his neck so I thought he was talking to a local like god France is awesome ain't it I finally found someone I can get along with. But I think it was Ben because later Ben was going to the center around that snack. Yeah, Ben had him over the shoulders, yeah.

So then it's like more partying and then guess what? Now we see Travis falling over on the floor and then when he gets up he breaks a glass. Yeah, and still wasted. Yeah, exactly. And then he's falling over on the table and then Ben's trying to stop and Ben's like trying to take care of him, etc. But he's it's funny because as he said, yes, that's what around his shoulders. So he looks so preppy and he's just like trying to deal with this very wasted deckhand. Yeah. And they leave Ben to do it. I'm like we're not dealing with Travis anymore. Have fun Ben.

Yeah, seriously and that brings us to the end of below deck Media to run The end you don't ever want to be the Travis by the way everyone you don't want to be the one that everyone always has to Pick up and throw into a car because Then you're just being annoying So don't be annoying everyone. Yeah guys, don't be a Tyler. Don't be a Tyler. Everyone thanks so much for listening. Go get your tickets and your videos and all that good stuff over at WatchUpCraftins.com. We will talk to you tomorrow. Okay?

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