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Episode Date: September 17, 2019

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Hi, Ben. Hey, what's up? What's you doing, baby? I'm, you know, just making my way through the week. Just, just living life, excited, excited, because next week we're going to Charlotte and Nashville, and we haven't been on the road in actually a little while. What was it? It was the end of July. because next week we're going to Charlotte and Nashville. And we haven't been on the road in actually a little while.

What was it? It was the end of July. This is the longest we've been that we have not done a live show. It's been kind of crazy. I know. I'm excited to go with you, Ben, we're going to Charlotte and Nashville, Tennessee. We're the first night in Charlotte.

We're going to do Real Housewives of Orange County. And then the next night on the 27th in Nashville, we're going to do the real house walls of Dallas. Yeah, not a roast. Not not a roast. So come out and see us everybody. Here's the dates for or here's the places we're going for the rest of the year and a little bit beyond through January. Atlanta, Georgia, we're doing two shows and one night.

The first show is low ticket alert. Second show has some seats, get some tickets for that light show. We're going to Carbureau Richmond Tampa Fort Lauderdale, Indianapolis Chicago two shows. Want to sold out late shows to all of some tickets. New York City same thing for a show sold out. Second show has some tickets. St. Louis, Philadelphia two shows late show has tickets.

There's something about this late show. Well, we add them after we sell them out. So go get late tickets. Denver, I know. Don't let me talk to myself because we're going to be here for nine months. Denver, Colorado, Seattle, Washington, Columbus, and then Houston, everybody. Yeah, it's going to be such a fun fall. It's going to be crazy, crazy, crazy fall. But you know what though? Group hug. So today, because we should have a group hug, you know what? Because you need a hug. You know what? It's going to get us through our crazy fall of traveling. A nice table scape. Am I right? As long as you have a nice table scape, you can make it through anything, even chop your waters. Yeah. and as long as you have captain Sandy there, while you're about to barf from being, you know,

in too much wind, as long as you have her there going, I'm going to get us past this guys. It's just right around the corner, just right around that corner of water. Just right around. Right around the river band. right around the river band. So we open this episode with Chappy Waters with Captain Sandy who sounds she would never be cast on ER because she just always talks the same you know we've got another one coming in oh this one's bad oh okay the OA okay it all sounds just like hugs. She's very calm. She's too calm for a network medical drama. Like, you guys.

Code black, code black, not to be confused with code hug, but guess what? I'm co-tooling this machine so that we could do an H-U-G on you. Okay. Okay. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Dr. Hug M-D, that's what I gotta say is Diana. She has a name. Her name is Diana. She is the woman who fell asleep at dinner the night before and now she's like crawling across the floor

Yeah, fucking day. I was always wonder why she's only invited to one dinner You know the fact girl. She's always like why didn't they invite me out again? I thought we had a lovely time I don't remember the end of that dinner Yeah, Diana so then Ana stage is trying to help her through her C-sacness. She's like into the nose, out through the mouth, into the nose, out through the mouth, do it perfectly, perfect, perfect, perfect. Perfect, you can do it! I breathe perfectly! Hannah's like, well, that's funny. She seems to be awfully, awfully useful to the, to the guest who sees

sickness but her comes to folding a sheet. She doesn't even know how to pick it up with her fingers. How funny. Yeah. And so like this lady is so sick, I have to work on her pressure points. I thought my career in giving hand jobs was over. Honny. Honny Zang. Honny Zang.

Honny Handjob saying. Blowing. Yeah, Hannah, we have a stage five thrower upper. Was that me throwing up in my mouth looking at you right now being on pay effect with me? I would be a stage 10 thrower upper because I am perfect. Okay. My mother always said if you're gonna do something get a five you might as well do it at a 10. So guess what? I far more than anybody I've ever seen out about. Can you mop that up?

Sure thing. You're using it rolling into the mop. Sorry, I was a chef. It made me unable to understand cleaning products. So they finally get to calm waters and then Sandy sees another yacht out there that has like a really tall slide and she's like, oh wow, he's got a big slide. I'm so jelly. We need more toys than they have on the water.

More toys. I want all the toys. The banana, the bike, the banana. God, I love that banana. When she said, the banana, I just cracked up. Get that banana out there right this second. Bring out the big bananas. You got a tall slide.

Do you have a banana? I don't think so. I don't think so. All right. Do you have a banana that proper size for a lady named Tiana to fall asleep on and slide down the slide on the banana? Didn't think so. Here's a question, other yacht.

Here's a question. Do you have a banana and a student named Hannah that can rhyme together? And a guest named Diana. I don't think so. Patrick. Patrick eating some dianna while I talk about this. And Travis like captain Sandy said, chuck everything out literally. Oh, my we've put the far extinguisher out there and all. literally I mean we put the far extinguisher out there and all but not the beers not the beers then even though I'm not addicted alcohol all right I just want the very first to me I'm not not gonna hold it but I also don't believe in throwing alcohol off the boat for the fun of it I'm just gonna keep it and maybe drink it to make sure it's safe. The first step isn't even a step. It's a slide on a banana Travis while we

got it. So then Ben calls Bruno the Provisioner and is like, bro no how are you mate? Here's what I want. Here's what I want. I want white wine, risotto, white truffle, garlic, crudo, and oh god damn I just burned myself on the banner again. When will I ever work when it's not my hand on it? You have white truffle oil, it's a really pounding cold flower white fish white truffle that would be a craaala moho. I think white truffles, and I think bring it on, baby. Bring it on. So Anna Stasio is shaking a shake and... I thought she was squeezing Mayo onto toast. Maybe I just protected that,

because of all the white party discussion. I was like, what party, Mayo onto toast? Maybe I'm just turning everything into diet shakes because I'm a Texas and I'm seeing everything I eat and I'm thinking about diets all the time. Who knows? It's it's quite possible that it was a shake and I just saw Mayo. And I just saw I just saw I'm a station. I thought I thought best foods best foods mother. It's the best foods. And maybe I just saw Mayo and thought health

shake. You just never see every day guys. So at a stage, it doesn't matter how many times you bring out the helmets, you are still not the best. I am your mother. So they're going to have this big white party for everyone. And at a stage, it's like, I'm going to use tooth whitening. I am the best at every day. And so Hannah goes, I like a whole, I want it famed.

It looks elegant and it's spicy. It's not that hot, which means they're going to fuck it up. Yeah. So, who says, who asks this? Anastasia or Asia? I wrote an anastasia. That's what I've gotten my notes. And somebody named Anastasia.

Anandalewis. Anandalewis came on board and was like, hey, I'm ananda Lewis. A show goes up to Captain Sandy and is like, I was thinking that we could do White Club service. Just take a deep arm and we can see how much of the White Club turns to bring on. What do you think about that? I love White Table table service it looks amazing Even I would get shivers looking at the

Scraping So Sandy's like yeah, that'd be great good that good idea and then we get this amazing Overhead shot from like a drone of the yacht and we see one of the guests. There's like a trampoline out on the water and one of the guests comes running off the yacht and jumps onto the trampoline and fully misses. Just hit the side and bounces off into the water. I don't know if you caught that, but it was great. So the captain's like, so Travis, you better catch.

Listen, you could be drunk as a skunk and you still be better than that That's that's that got there. Did you see that guy that was a mess? Oh Yeah, so I'm gonna need Travis and Khaled to go out to the doctor get some my balloons. God I love those balloons and Travis is like well listen less time. I had a talk with Captain Sandy was about drinking and It was I appreciate the conversation, but you know, I mean, I've gone three nights without a beer now So I know that I don't have a problem. It's been exactly three nights two hours one day God I'm fucking dying like when you're counting like that. Yeah, I

Think that actually what he said was that He didn't think he had a problem and then he's like, but then again When was the last time I had three beers in a night and then just stopped? He's like never oh Yeah, that's a concept. I don't want to think about because that's exactly how I am I'm like, I don't have a problem with anything and then you take it away with you take it away Well on the ground white meckling Ronnie, it's funny that you should say that because I brought him Captain Sandy to talk to you. Hey, Ronnie.

How about you just give it up for a day or two, just see how the podcast goes? Hey, Ronnie, so you've called Aisha Panda and you have no idea what any of your notes say, even though you just watch a show. So it would be great if you could maybe go five minutes. Guess what? I'm not even going to finish this sentence as Captain Sandy because you Ronnie talking as Captain Sandy probably has so much of a problem. You don't even know what you're talking about right now. As Captain Sandy, do you think of that? That's so meta.

Yeah. So then Hannah and Jack are talking and Jack is he's they're talking Hannah's asking Jack about dating a chef to the season how that's gonna go and he's you know he's excited for and she's like Will, honey imagine if the sex is bad oh wait she's a dirty bitch never mind really fun. So he's filled. So Asia is dancing around in the galley. And what does she say this? That was such a stealth mission. Because they have to bring the white balloons. Yeah, they had to get the

balloons fast. And she had to like bring all these balloons through the the yacht and somehow did not pop any of them and not and they have to they're going to surprise the guests and then at the white party. So there's that and then me while it like Deanna, the one who fell asleep and the one who we got C-signus, she's gonna go down the slide and she's being of course Deanna's this girl who's like, oh my god, oh my god, this is scary, this is scary, I don't know if I can do it guys, I don't know if I can do it guys. Come on Deanna. Yeah, come on. I just can't just a girl. I can't do it. I'm over her. Yeah. It's like get back on the Grandincrawi, Diana. All right. And then Captain Sandy, this is still her like competitive water sports thing, her water toys thing. And it stayed the Jetsky's dead.

The Jetsky is just died. Well, this Jetsky couldn't have chosen the worst time to die. Thank you, Jetsky. The only way that it could have been a worst time would be if I was trying to take out my penis to show to Brooke. And she was about to profess her love for me. And then the Jetsky died.

And then she left me, which is pretty much what happened. So I can even mansplain when he's talking about a Jetski? He's like, when a Jetski doesn't turn over, it means that the battery is dead or the Jetski is dead. It's like, thanks. Really? Is that how vehicles work? I always think that if a vehicle doesn't turn on, it's because it's just being coy with me. Yeah, he's like, you're a bad retuggler. It's because it's just being coy with me Your battery jugular

Your battery goblins You cock sucking battery jugular In Zim we don't call them batteries we call them penis power We don't call them batteries we call them stupid sluts I don't know if anyone's We call them stupid sluts. I Don't know if anyone's noticed it, but all season long whenever I do the in Zim joke I actually botch it every single time. I never have there I never know where I'm going with it and I always say something totally ridiculous afterwards I'm if you go back you listen to every single one. I've never made any sense saying it. Well has Joao

He's like in Zim Wind we have win we see water we get on the boat and we try it on the water Like yes, that's how it works in the whole world Buddy in Zim when you can't start a car. It means a few things it means you are out of gas The battery is dead or the car is dead. It is really unique situation only to Zim Boboi So the captain so much like it is his job to make sure that everything works. Are you kidding me right now? Well, how's he supposed to know that Jetski is going to die?

Well, I was so busy fondling women, I forgot to fondle the Jetski. Perhaps if some of the ladies on the boat would stop being such a sufferable horse, things would work properly. Maybe if I weren't so heartbroken after Brooke cheated on me, an account of me not really being committed to her, then maybe I could have checked the jet ski, but instead I am just a satro mountain. So Hannah is like, hello, Hanai, have the balloons arrived. And she's like, yes, and the way it's going to be waiting what service till everyone we're

going to do gloves What gloves on the service you want to do that and it's like no we're not doing that Ray can we watch at least know what tonight? No Can we play glue and can we see if Mrs. White committed the crime no? Could you what if I wrote something down and then you could come in if you could put some white out on it? Could you at least do that for me? No Could I make some myth down in the galley and then say I'm a regular water watch?

there So she goes why not I'm a man, because I don't want to be at. What parts of honey, don't you see in my eyes right now? Yeah. The honey eyes just pulsing, squinting, puls squinting. So well, Ben, Ben, of course, is super into the white theme. He's like, this white thingy has how to address the effect on me. For instance, I've only burned myself on a pan three times

today instead of five. Oh, four times today. I'm wearing a white jacket. I'm making white food on white plates surrounded by white people. And I look up at Hannah and her stews are dressed in black Man, it's like well, I'll just don't like white service to me. It's old school. It's ticky Which you know, I guess I kind of agree But also, you know below deck is like one of the whitest shows on Bravo So just I just don't like people having white parties. Also, because Kyle from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills with it. Let's get to let's get to the real the real source of it.

I mean, if you're gonna throw a white party without Galen, I don't want to have any part of it. Yeah, unless you can fit a fat burger truck onto this yacht, I want no part of your white party. Thank you very much. Unless you can somehow incorporate a seafood suoré in several gays, I don't want any part of this white party. Yeah, I want a shot of Carl eating hamburger on the deck. That's like my favorite gift still. So, yeah, so Hannah, what is... Oh, we're now at table settings. Yeah. Yeah, I was just reading about, I was just reminiscing on Hannah hating white table, white glove.

You know what, table settings, yes, you're right. You know what I love about table escapes? Sandra Lee, I'm happy to bring it up every week until the table scape issue doesn't end. I mean, dies. Am I talking words? Things just like. We're both insane today and also below deck notes are just like. I'm so hard at.

I'm not. Okay. So it's Panda Panda Panda. So it's 817. You know, there's a panda. June June Panda. June June Panda. There is probably a panda out there calling for June. She's like, well, I got a fire from another boat. So now I'm on a panda yacht. Let's go to Panda Express.

Who is the guy who sang that song? I feel like you're not gonna know. I feel like you don't know. There's a panda song. No, I went to Panda Express. No, I went to Panda Express in my mind because we talked about just eating like pigs and is it a diet shake or is it not? Now I'm eating at Panda Express and I really enjoy it. Panda is a song performed by designer and designer has two eyes. It's designer.

Oh gosh. Designer. And the lyrics are things. Here's the lyric. Here's the chorus. Panda, panda, panda, panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda panda I'm not sure why Tim rise like that. I got broads in Atlanta twisting dope lean and the phanta It was a huge hit it was like the song of the summer like two years ago. Yeah, I don't I don't really

Panda panda panda panda panda panda I don't really hear words. Panda Panda Panda Panda. I don't really hear words in songs. I only hear the music in songs. I listen to the colors of the wind, call back to Pocahontas. Just try to revert bend. Yeah, love you, Poca. So the captain's like, uh, uh, hi, captain captain, everybody just stand in here

not even on a radio. Look, there's no table setting. Look at that. And at a stage, I, uh, hi, Captain Captain everybody just standing here not even on a radio. Look, there's no table setting. Look at that. And then I'm gonna start it, gonna start it perfectly right now. Yeah. So, um, yeah. And so they start doing their standard table scape, which is the same thing as usual, aka like a piece of white satin bunched up on the lazy sews in.

And this time, Hannah's hoping to distract from the simplicity of that with a whole bunch of white balloons everywhere. And I say just like they look like tiny balls of sperm. Yeah. And she's, and the captain's like, you know what? I've seen better.

You know, I wanted white gloves. You know, that's the ultimate white service. This is a white table service. White gloves. Where are the gloves? This is on Hannah Like now you're just pissed off at everybody Yeah, she's Sandy is she's a little cranky this episode. She's a little tired. Yeah, she's on a tear. She's on a tear So meanwhile Jack and H are canodling Downstairs and Jack is basically getting blue balls He's like the last time I waited this long to have six was when I was born to when I was about 16

So shots let's all do some shots alright and then Ben is having Jack separate Pepper corn all the white pepper corn. Yeah, the peppercorn makes this yeah. And the pepper corns make this is like, I'm like, is Jack gonna like emerge from this charter knowing Kung Fu? This is like some weird Mr. Miyagi shit where you do some menial task, then all of a sudden, he like knows exactly how to block a kick. Yeah, it's the beautiful mind, but with white pepper corns. White potty requires white pepper.

And some gulm. And Sandy walks by and sees Jack sorting out the pepper. She's like, that is cool. Now that's like the white table scape of the food world right there. I know Captain Sandy's in such a bad mood that Jack is the one that's actually doing a good

job today. It's like opposite day on the boat. But of course, you know, the guests come up to the table and there happened like, Oh my God, this is so pretty. De of course, you know, the guests come up to the table and they're happy. They're like, Oh my God, this is so pretty. Deanna, are you awake? Are you awake? It's only 6.30 p.m. Okay, open your eyes for one second and look at the table, Skate. Just can't, it's like you can't have a dinner and have everything looking like she eats, guys. Just like falling asleep. Downstairs, Jack has now separated out all the way,

peppercorns. And he's now crushing them with a ladle and a bowl and Asia goes Oh, this is perfect full play and then college just goes that's weird And Asia's like who you said turn up instead of turning Just cracks me up. It's just a random line I have thrown run into my notes. Yeah, dude. To the one. So then Jow is still explaining Jetsky's to us. He's like, well, we have to decide what hip into the pitree. It's not the few, so it must be the battery. Or it's maybe there isn't a key in the ignition. This is what can happen with jet skis.

Does your key in the ignition of jet ski won't work there? I said it just makes it. Wow. We don't need to know. We didn't we didn't tune into Bravo to get lessons on how jet skis work. Just put some more gas in it. So then Ben is telling Hannah what's on the menu. And he's like, all right. This is what it's going to be.

It's going to be white cauliflower soup with a white garlic career. I always want pervacol with a white scallop with a piece of white out. Oh, it's a flake of white out. And then also some, I don't know, some, some, some, we're taking a slice of the snuggles down, which is pretty why putting that in there too. Just white, white, white, white, white. So this is a lot of ingredients, could you give me some advance because I'd like to memorize it. And he's like, I just

said it had asked, but I need to write it down because I need to remember it is like, but I just said it had a think of white things, all right, just walk out there of white things, and just tell them that. Alright, got it. So if you're just leaving, we are serving you the cast of Southern Charm. We are serving you um... The end of the rehearsal. Alright Hannah, just write it down. Why are you writing honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey,

honey, honey, honey? So, am I doing that? I'm moving that pencil with my eyes, honey. So the guests love the cauliflower soup. And now Ben is working on a risotto for the next course. And he's like, Ben Ben Hana, Ben Ben Hana. I guess it's Hana Hana Ben, Hana Hana Ben. Could you tell the guys I'm making a very special risotto. I have Jerot off into it three times and it's going to be ready at 10, 15, sorry Ronnie it's that sort of podcast.

You just have to go with it. I already made a joke about Asia sticking a white glove up a rat and it coming up round. So you just have to go with it I already made a joke about Asia's taking a white glove up her ass and I coming up round So you just have to roll with it, okay? Eww, I don't like it How long does it gonna take honey? He's like Tell them it's special dog of a lot. I won't it to me perfect I hate when people say not gonna lie in front of everything not to lie. I want very special risotto. You just started earlier. You can make soup ahead of time. Yeah, I'm hand is like

it's Royce. What's a big deal? You had no one else to make it. Guys, you know what? I cannot believe we haven't talked about this yet. What is going on with the Jetsky? What is happening with it? I need to know. Tell me more, tell me more, is the Jetsky out of fuel? The captain's like, listen, I know you're a man, and you know lots of things. But it's either the gas or the key or the charging. Or is it the spark plug? Did you look at the spark plug? It's either the gas or the key or the charging or check is it the spark plug?

Did you look at the spark plug? It's like oh Possibly be a spark plug because I didn't come up with that idea and I'm a man so therefore It's not a not a possibility And she's like listen to wow. I didn't just start in this industry yesterday, all right You know you're you're such a know-it-all, all right? I'm your captain, and listen, this is me yelling at the top of my lungs. You see the rage in my face?

I'm yelling you to do it, I'm your captain. So do it right now. Give me a spark plug, I'm gonna hug it, and then tell the banana you about it. And that's it, but we're all gonna take it nap. Now don't let your ego take a nap. Now listen, Joel, I could be a prick and say, take the fucking spark plug out, but I don't do that because I talked to you very nicely.

My words are like a hug around your nice little spiky hair. Okay. So you're stopped letting your ego take over and get that banana out of the Jetsky. Okay. Your little fucking prick. Okay. Thanks. I guess I said it. And now we said it. I guess I said it. And now we said it. And now we said it.

She's like, I'm really mad. I'm like, okay, the Hulk. You know, it's like the Hulk just never changes. It's just like the same. It's like I'm getting really mad and getting really mad my two shirts. And that coming off, my body is not turning green. God, what a lovely chain that was.

That was a lovely change. Yeah, yeah, that was lovely. Really lovely. You know, what are these days? The hole is gonna learn about latex. You know, expandable garments. They'll be very nice. So she goes, when I ask you to do something,

you do it. Now move that spark plug and Colin goes, it's dead. I like we know calling. It did good job, Tally, because you know what? You, you, you help, you tried to help and that's all you can do in a situation like this. You're my spot, Collie. It could be says she needs a spark plug and a refrigerator. I think she was making a joke, but you better be careful. She's been out of diet and she's been really Cracky. So now the anchors are dragon the anchors are dragon. Oh

God, I'm gonna go upstairs, but you better get this fixed. And I don't want to have to call you a prick again because that means it'll be double apology hugs later. You know what we're about to have some line dragon hugs, all right? Them fighting words right there. So the guest love the special risotto, which is nice and uh, Jhwau is still muddling about the spark plugs. He's like, you know, fudzing around with that jet ski and Jack is like, off topic, I want to ask Aisha to be my girlfriend tomorrow. I was kind of thinking about taking her two dolls and making them look like they're doing anal and saying, let that be us. I don't think she got the hint when I put the bear's dick and the other unicorns' mouth. They are so good to make this work tomorrow. So then, Joao, so now after like, I guess they just decide,

I think that with the jet ski, they're just gonna basically table it for the rest of the season because there's one more charter anyway, and they'll just use the other one. So, and by the way, this boat is essentially falling apart. Do we agree this boat, the burner, the jet skis? I mean, I'm surprised it's still a float. The anchor.

Yeah. Yeah. So, Joao is now, Joao and Sandy are now in their bunk and Joao is just, just angry that he got, you know, a verbal quote unquote lashing from, uh, from Sandy. He's like, you know, I understand she's really good at a lot of things like being a cock suckling sucking thunder C word, but, um, you know, it's like an hour listen, you know what I mean? I'm just, I just, I don't like listening to women. That's there. I said it. I said it. I said it.

And then the captain's like, gosh, this wind, this wind is supposed to be dying. It's not supposed to be coming back up. I wish I had a man here to explain this to me, but I'm gonna to you out, damn it. Darn, darn wind. God, it's almost like the wind is saying, hey hey could I get a nice table scape-to it's not gonna go down to like gets one just like me so guess it's time to move the boat. Guess who is mad that we're not doing white glove service God. Hey look look even even the ways have white glove service. Okay, see those little seals caps on them. Yeah. Yeah.

Guess who loves white God. That's why heaven's white. Okay, you know what? I'm going to let it go now, but I think I maybe said too much. I think that maybe this is into appropriate for television anymore. So I'm just going to just go back off that one. Let's move the boat. Let's just try to move the boat. Okay. You know, I'm going to pull when I'm going to back off that one. Let's move the boat. Let's destroy the one with the boat.

Okay. You know, I'm gonna pull some wool over their eyes and by wool over their eyes, I mean, I'm gonna have everyone bring in the toys immediately and make them all real tired. This is gonna be great. All right, let's watch this. All right, bring in the toys. Bring in the toys. Come on, guys. Bring in all those toys. I just had to put out. Yeah. So we should point out, by the way, it's like midnight at this point. And Drow has been already starting to feel not so great. And so he's already crabby about the jet ski. So Sandy has basically tells Jack and Travis that we got to move the boat. So they have to go wake up Drow and Collins.

They of course put on life preservers and start blowing whistles as if the boat. So they have to go wake up, uh, Juao and Collins, they of course put on life life preservers and start blowing whistles whistles as if the boat is gonna sink and uh Juao is like, oh no, I feel like I'm closing down out of pure exhaustion or as we call it in Zim, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, second's exhaustion or as Hannah would call it never a feeling you get while juggling cocks. So yeah, so I moved the boat. I guess. I just quit like with this job.

Okay, so a lady's like, Hey, kid, what do you guys do? I mean, Collins, like we're heven the line. And she goes wow Dr. Asas look at you all grown up and speaking yawning things to people look at that Hey Callie you found this crying he's so proud of you We give you a big hug and interview session gonna give you a big kiss when you get back and also I was gonna make you a lasagne but let's just say and to be as new dying isn't looking at so well You're doing great call out. I just ran into the door

I remember when callless mom ran into the glass door Did that happen or is that just my head? I think it did. I think it did. I'm glad he brought that back. I just saw in my head for some reason. That's cracking up. Oh, but this door, he's. Is that it's warm?

It's a baby. It's a baby. Is this you? So Chihuah was not feeling good. And he's like, oh, I don't feel good. I've got sore joints. And Jack goes, have you got syphilis? Just kidding. I know. feel good. I've got so much on it. Jack goes, have you got syphilis? No Jack, okay. That's not the first. That's not everybody's go to. We should also mention that Colin is now on anchor watch and he is

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I am. And I'm a man. So and he'll break down and have a fucking fit so everybody's more afraid of him, you know, exactly squeaky wheel gets the grease cake squeaky wheel gets it like he greets hair so then So now Ben is making some ex-bentedix for breakfast and Hannah is like the only one on service. So she's making She's making drinks and things like that so Ben's like

Sava And he makes this ex-bentedix and so Hannah brings them out. And of course, Diana wants to send her ex-medic back because she wants the whites cooked more, which really even makes sense with an ex-medic, but whatever. So he then, he like cooks, he makes her a new ex-medic, and she sends it back a second time, you know. And while this is happening, Hannah is now makingussians because that's what they've asked for. God we just got rid of the white Russian Jesus Christ. I know poor Milos she was she must be so sad that she missed out on the white party.

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Hannah, please two people on service, please, please, Hannah, please. So basically Ben gets Hannah in trouble with Sandy making it seem like Hannah's giving bad service when it's been, it's a combination of Ben messing up the, well he didn't really mess up the first time, but he doesn't make it the way that Dian asked the second time. So it's like why isn't Ben just bring out the Benedict himself? He already went out there to check on her Benedict.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and Hannah's like, I'm right fucking here. Why don't you just come get me? What the hell? Why don't you have to yell over the radio? And the captain's like, lits in here. Those spark plugs on that plate are your responsibility, drag and line. It's like she's so mad at so many people right now

she doesn't even know what to do. Yeah, exactly. And so now Ben is bitching because Aisha's asleep during all this, you know, because he's like, how much sleep does she get? And Hannah says, well, she gets 8 a.m. and wants to log everyone else. And he goes, oh, log everyone else.

I get, I get five. It's like, well, that's on you. And you also probably make a sit time more money. Yeah, exactly. You know, yeah, exactly. And it's like, well, also maybe Hannah would need to pull out Asia if you made the ice Benedict the way that Diana wants. It's always fucking eggs on Bravo. It's like Gail Simmons, you know. Very charred, very serious.

Like, just pissed. So basically, you want me to keep everybody up on light in case you fuck up. Is that right? Hanna. He's like it's like, no, whatever you want. Egg lady. Whatever. And the guests can totally hear them fighting by the way. They're like, oh, they want they should wake up. Oh, wow. It's like Diana, Diana working her special magic wherever she goes, you know? Yeah, exactly. So now, now they're going to go say, like, it's time for the guest to leave. Thank God, because Diana was starting to really annoy me. And she was.

I feel like she almost got off lightly the last episode. And even this episode, I feel like there wasn't a lot of acknowledgement of the fact that Diana's super high maintenance. Well, you know what I love when somebody really escapes my wrath, but they get on you. I didn't even write down her name. Like every time she appears, I'm like some lady says something,

and I'd love when it makes you mad, because I feel like I'm usually the one that's like so upset about something, you know? I'll just find someone to get so mad. So I love it. It feels like a warm blanket to me. She seemed like a large, like generally a nice person. So that's why I was like, oh, okay.

And she, and by the way, when she asked for the X-Men, it actually was totally nice about it, but she was still high maintenance. And it's just one of those things where I realized that every single time that something happened on this chart, that was like, oh, they have to do something else or oh, someone got in trouble.

It's because Deanna was involved. Yeah, fucking Deanna, okay. She probably broke the jet ski. Yeah, so yeah, Deanna. Deanna's just like complaint so much that the jet skigs got exhausted. She got sea sick on it and her bomb got in the exhaust system. So the main guys like guys, you killed it tonight, right, Ben? What you did for that white party? God, that was fun to

watch. Great to watch. And listen, girls, I know we're demanding. That's why we call her Deand demanding. Right. Deand demanding. I'm like, could you please not refer it although like the the women who've been waiting on you as girls. Girls. Girls. Gosh. I know that was rough on you girls, but your girls. So all right, lady is good. Yeah. So meanwhile, Jo is melting, because he just has a fever, or they say in Zim, a temperature that's about 98.3 degrees. In Zim, we call it a sniffling sneezing,

so you can rest cough medicine. Yeah. Sandy, little, after this charter, I'm looking forward to getting a job as a person in the halls of medicine. So the captain's like, all right, Terran, we're going to reconvene in 30, which means ASHA and Jack have time to make that and call each other hot, which is cute. So they're all cleaning.

And they're all cleaning and basically AS's talking with I think Anastasia. Yeah, it's Anastasia, I think. And talking about how after this, after this season's over, she wants to take three months off and like go to a run New Zealand and you know, she's like, I didn't know. I didn't understand why you don't want a boyfriend in your team. I mean, what's the point? You know, I mean, it's so ridiculous who wants a boyfriend I Am you while Jack? And Jack's like riding these like tattooing my quiddy be my girlfriend Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's very awkward already

But look how, you know, look how eager guys get when you make them, when you hold out, you know. It's like, yeah, I'm gonna paint myself so you'll fuck me. Yeah, pretty much. He's like, I'm gonna talk, like, lead paint on my stomach, just so you'll fuck me. With it to die, then to live and not have sex with you. I know she finally like gets into facahum and he's dead. He's like, oh! So before that, there's a tip meeting. And Sandy has the most sandy moment of all time.

She's like, so first of all, we have to talk about, do you, Jouaou? OK, you know what? I get it. We're all tired. But know what? I get it. We're all tired. But we have a season to complete. And you know what I got to say to that?

You're forgiven. You know what I was really surprised out? You know what I was really surprised out? You just be in terrible. But that I forgive you. I forgive you, Jouwau. He's like, thank you. In Zim we call that giving forgiveness.

It's like that's what they just said, Joao. You're welcome, Captain Cop Jaggerla. So she's like, you know, Ben, it has been a pleasure to witness your passion. I've never seen someone so passionately yell Hannah's name 18,000 times into a radio over X. Good job. While their fingers were simultaneously getting burned on a semi-functioning stove,

gosh, for a burner that doesn't work, it sure finds a way to burn you a lot, huh? That's great. Love that dedication. Speaking of burn out work. We're forgiven. Yeah, speaking of not working until it feels like burning you, how did that white glove dinner go by Hannah? Hannah's like, oh, I loved it. She goes, oh, so you did do the work. until it feels like burning you. How did that white glove dinner go by Hannah? Huh?

Hannah's like, uh, I loved it. She goes, oh, so you did do the way Hannah. You did the white glove specifically, like you specifically, what did it feel like when you put on that lovely, that lovely glove of why would it feel like against your skin, I want all the details of this incident that definitely happened? Yeah, did you feel like Mickey Mouse?

Go ahead. Yeah, me. Did you do a show Mouse? Go out. Yeah, me. Did you do a show soon? I would have done a show soon. Do you have a cane? I would have done that. So he's just like, no, actually, we didn't wind up doing it.

He's gonna be like, why not? Why not? At which point Hannah is in full honey face, like the biggest honey face of the season. She's like, yeah, cause Aisha didn't tell her that she had already told the captain they were going to do it. She just made it so like she was successfully doing white glove service. So Anna's like, in Hanae. First, let me start by saying, Hanae, second of all, Aisha, a special Hanae Hanae for you. Third of all, I say new to the Y-Glove series

because I just thought it was a bit yuck. A bit yuck, you know what I'm saying? Like that's probably not gonna be the good defense. Like come up with something, Anna. Yeah. And she's like, well, you know what? Well, when that's, I say it's not that hard to do it, you know? It's not interior within fearier, all right?

Hannah, don't put the inferior in interior. Still working that out for my women's conference, but Hannah, here's what I will say. It starts with you, Hannah. Okay, it starts inside of you. So step up to the plate and kick it over the field goal. And let's make a hole in one. How about that?

Let me say this, okay. I am not happy with the interior of the Jetski surprise attack unusual. Just kidding. You're forgiven. But anyway, Hannah, you're terrible. You're fired. Just kidding. You're back. I want some toast. It's not ready. Okay. You're fired again. You're back. Saw the table scape. It was terrible. You're fired a third time today. You're back on. Okay. Where are we standing right now? Hannah's been fired three times. Joao still can't make the Jetski go, but Joao's forgiven. Hannah fired again four times. Uh, you're back. You're back. Do your job, Hannah. Okay. Joao, do me a favor, put a spark plug inside a panda. Okay, that would be great. Make sure she's got some gas. All I want is that

whatever's coming out of the interior to match what's coming out of the galley or the deck and so far what's coming out of the galley is cold stuff and the deck they broke a jet ski so if you can't even match that then I don't even know what's going on. So she's mad and she's like yeah you know what this interior crew is all lovey-dovey with each other but guess what they're not delivering all right know what? It's they're basically disjure knows. Okay, right now. It's not delivering is disjure knows. Okay, they're not happy with this. Not not happy. You know what? I want two people on service. Okay, so Hannah's like, so we're not going to do cabins. No, I want two more people on cabins. What we only have three people

agreed. So then I want three more people to be cleaning up the trail between the cabins and the Tablescape will we don't do table skates for breakfast great five more people on table scape for breakfast. That's what I want God, I've just become Disappointed in five more people. This is not a good charter for me. All right guys. Here's what I want I want two guys a girl in a pizza place. Okay in the salon Three company four is a crowd. Terri Summers. Okay. Too close for comfort. Okay. Someone, someone get, someone get that guy. Let's just talk about three company every day. Please. Okay. Here's how we're going to do it one day at a time. Okay. Yeah, these are the backs of life. Yeah, ma Okay, listen, I know different strokes for different folks. Okay, now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum

Well, my be right for you may not be right for some okay, but a man is born and He's born on this yacht and you've got a ten to him but for breakfast with two stews stews Listen here. You take the goods. You take the bad, you take two bads and what do you got? The Hannah's of life, all right. You know, I bet we've been together for a million years and I bet we'll be together for a million more, okay? What will we do, baby, without love? What will we do, without two stews for breakfast?

Ba-da-da-da. So Hannah is like, oh, we're out, I guess I'm gonna have a bunch of you now, Hona and he's just like, I'm so sorry she came down on you. I'm like, well, that's really nice of you, but it would have been nicer had you said that in the meeting. But yeah, thanks, thanks for the backstage apology. So, we can't be friends anymore. Sorry, Hona, I just kidding love you

Meanwhile, Jouao is like coming down with Ebola and he's still taking time out of his sickness to To you know basically bring old Jouao back. He's like, you know The girl certainly got ripped but they deserved every moment of it last year Brooke She she made amazing table shapes. I guess that's what you do before you break someone's heart. Oh, God. Yeah, it's like, remember her table shapes? Wow, she's amazing.

She's not up to wow. You know, you can even get pity when you're like legitimately six. You're such a prick. So then the captain's like, all right. Meeting, meeting, meeting, meeting, final preference sheet meeting, final preference sheet meeting final preference sheet meeting. And here we go. Randy. Yeah. Yeah. Randy Madrid. That's what the next guy's name. Randy Madrid, which seems like not a real name.

Right. Randy Madrid. No, it sounds like a very new name and very new money, even though I would love to have new money or old money. Like anyway, money comes towards me. But whenever people are like, yeah, do you know what our themes are going to be? Great Gatsby. That is so like, and also the other night, the only more it could possibly get is move on Ruse Knight. Oh, congratulations. It's seen two bars lerman movies

That's what that means was night number three Australia. God, it's like a double role of basic, you know, I know and I like Shoot me now if I ever say I want to have a great Gatsby theme night I'm it's just it's so played out and Mulan Rouge is like not quite as played out But seriously Randy midgerid enough already enough although it would be nice if to our diet of consumption go play it out. And Mulan Rouge is like not quite as played out, but seriously, Randy midred enough already. Enough. Although it would be nice if to out die of consumption on like, move on, Ruse night. Unlike a swing. You're just singing a song over on a swing over a bunch of horny dudes and

top hats. So, so, uh, Sandy, Sandy's like, you know what, where'd you great Gatsby, Moon on Rouge? I want table settings, okay? I want, you know what I want on those settings? I want them to look at those table settings and say, wow, I feel like I'm in the most basic party theme I can imagine. I want them to be so amazed they're coughing blood onto their hankies, got it imagine. I want them to be so amazed they're cuffing blood

under their hankies. Got it? I want them to feel like they are part of the world's elite, but they never will it team that because they're just bootleggers. Oh, man, it's like, well, I've got two choices. I can work around the clock or I can say fuck you. Or third choice. I can watch me on Rouge, but I'm not that basic. So I'll just stick with working around the clock.

How about that, huh? I I can do two things. I can work around the clock. I can say fuck you or third option. I can say fuck you around the clock. I think I'll do that one. Sounds good to me. I've got a boyfriend. Sounds good to me, I've got a boyfriend now! Well, not quite. So, Hannah is... So, Jack tells Hannah that he's gonna be asking for Aisha's hand and girlfriend. And so, Hannah just starts to cry, which is shocking.

This is what happens to Hannah when she doesn't have enough people that she can scowl at, like her emotions get all messed up. And she's like, oh, I don't know what I'm crying right now. I'll just have to let the emotions out in some way. Strange. This feels old. Something's coming down my face. Yeah. So Hannah starts making arrangements with a champagne to celebrate Asha, hopefully saying yes to being a Jack's girlfriend. Yeah, and she gets through to stay on the boat. She's like, well, we're supposed to go to dinner with the crew, but why don't we just stay

on board and put out our tears for the next charter. And Asha's like, that's not fair. So, Collins, like, oh, Aisha, can you come? Can you get dressed and come see me on the main deck? I have something to show you. I just got delivered from mom's lasagna and I want to share it with you. There's camera, Collie. Good cover.

Nothing says love like mom's lasagna except Jack who wants to be on ya right now it sorry Shannon Bedouard just came into play call about and that's a good Shannon Bedouard theater thank you I will actually pass on the lasagna thank you very much yes so Collins wrapping which you know I don't know I guess could give people boners. This is where it all started. This is where it all began. You won the cruise hearts. You know where your biggest fan. Aisha, don't you know? You're in the crew mess. You met such a guy. Would you expect less? There's something above deck that you'd want to see. So go enjoy your surprise, a surprise it will be. Is that really the whole thing? Did you write it down? Well, I did not write down the

part where his mom was when. Keep going, Cal. You sound great. Just in stage directions, Collins mom is doing the Roger rabbit Yeah, father wants to join in but he's very proud right now Oh, I thought was nice nice baby No, you can't touch this was on yet to be get away from it for Cali oh so it's like walking down the street smoking kisses for my little Cali laid back because he's a good little boy who drives a ferry. Drap it while he's handsome. Drap it while he's handsome. Can you tell?

Can you tell? Can you tell? Can you tell? How wide of a birth for my hip hop of war has? I was trying to think of some other good ones to do. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, googling hip hop sheet music. Please. The windows, the walls, to the sweat falls in the lasagna. To the people come on. Yeah. false in the lasagna to the people come on you

he's he's he's mother fuck I don't know what this means colleague it's a little too racy for me. No, so this this the reaction from Aisha is the most shocking I did not see this coming she went at which point like all of the like the French Coast Guard emerged from there. Oh, there's a All those all there's an emotion see There's well surrounding the boats just like spouting and like wagging their tails They're they're breaching like they're in Fantasia 2000 Guess why I offered to this really has been freed. All right, everybody good job. All right, Willie, you're forgiven. You've been freed. So it's just a happy, wonderful moment. Jack

and Asher are going to go on a date. Asher does not have to be a stock on the boat for table scape duty and nothing good ruined this moment except for a wow who feels like shit Yeah, wow, oh god, so I guess that well, I guess it doesn't really ruin the moment. He's just like I feel like shit But they guys I was searching for dry notes and I didn't have any else like it was That's okay Diana Fuck all of that. Damn. Yeah.

Oh, fuck that. Damn. I sent back our notes. Yeah, she's like, uh, can I, uh, can I send back that body paint? Because it's, uh, it's not done right. Okay. Like that redone.

Uh, so the, uh, so the guys go out and rain is coming down. And while they're out, going to have a drink and stuff, Hannah and Anastasia are just like scavenging around the boat, finding fun decor, like beads and masks and stuff like that. Yeah, and Travis and Banner talking and Travis is like, if you want to, you know, if you want to simplify it, you know, like interior basically fucked up is what's going on. He's like, I agree. Interior is suffering, you know, and Asia gets eight hours of sleep. They should get half the sleep. They would get so loving, don't they? Or they wouldn't have the energy to get

some loving, don't they? Oh, here's Ben. It only took him like two episodes to get right back to that moment, you know I Have a question. I wrote down the strangest note and I don't know if this was like me doing a Ronnie note or if this is something that happened I wrote down Quote the guys are talking about the chicken needing to pick up their egg game. Is there a chicken that you just pick up? Pick up an egg. No, you're just talking like the last guy who left the boat He's like, hey chicken. It's like the women

Like there's a chicken Okay, I forgot to give let me tell you something okay We're gonna go back to the meeting there's someone else who needs to pick up They're again that chicken in the corner over there, okay? Hey you chicken. Don't think I don't see you Don't think I don't know what you're doing with the spark plug. You need to pick up your A game if you're gonna stay on this boat chicken.

Yeah, you're trapping the ball chicken. Don't use not having hands as an excuse. That is an excuse chicken. You're forgiven chicken. Chicken you're forgiven. Hannah, be more like the chicken. I don't know why I wrote down that chicken needs to raise a thing.

Because I think they were saying the chicks need to raise their game. Because this is all the girls fault. So whatever. I'm just like having like the last guy on the boat. He's like, hello girls, hello chicks. Oh, I was just like having a vision of like the far side, like a far side chicken just like being like on this boat. Sweeping things up.

Benfoot would find a way to blame a chicken. like a far side chicken just like being like on this boat. Sweeping things up. Benfoot would find a way to play my chicken. And he's like, when's all that chickens fall? Oh, chicken. Bring back Melbourne. That's Bravo.

Please, I know that really not the only Bravo that anybody listening to this episode probably gave up like an hour ago, but Bravo Bravo please let us have Melbourne. Okay, they just got renewed for another season. You guys never aired season four here. So we still haven't re or season three here or four. Yeah, three, right? Yeah, four.

We only have we've only done the first three seasons. We did not gotten four and they even said they were going to the air for and they didn't. Yeah, bravo. I need it back. So the guys go back to the boat and Dwarau now he's like, you know, I feel sick as fuck. He's like, it tells Colin I'm it back. So the guys go back to the boat and Dwell now he's like, he now feels sick as fuck. He's like, it tells Colin, I'm sick bud.

It's not even a joke anymore. Like, mm. Like, remember that joke I was holding where I said, in Zim, we called being sick, having a fever. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, but guess what, it's not a joke anymore. Listen, this is not a joke. I don't feel good.

It's like we know to a- I couldn't, it couldn't have hit me at a more vulnerable time. Could you believe it? I got sick in the wake of Brooke dumping me. I'm so vulnerable right now. This could not have happened as we see in team at a more vulnerable time. So, Aisha is like, we can have sex now, we can have lots of sex, we're both a girlfriend and Joao's just tossing and turning. He's like, I have Zim flu.

Oh, is there a wheel that needs to be oiled? No, it's just Asia having sex downstairs. Yeah, Asia and Taker having the best days of their lives and Tahuas dying, basically. So Colin goes to check on Tahuas. Will Tahuas die during Mulan Rouge themed party? Let's fingers crossed, okay? I wouldn't wish for anybody to die if I were on TV. You know, I'm just praying for consumption, that's what crossed. Okay. I wouldn't wish for a big guy. I like that. I'm just praying for consumption. That's what I'm saying. So Colin basically, he goes Noxon Captain Sandy is doing. He's like, Oh, Captain Sandy. Oh, I think Joiles really is like, I should go to the

hospital. Like our room is like a million degrees right now. And it's like not safe. Also, I think it would be best to find left in Lachuaos. It's like, God, Alan, we're gonna do this every week for Christ. Sit. It's like, God, Talon, are we going to do this every week for crazy? Sorry. Oh, so Sandy checks on to wow and is like, she's like, well, I would hug you, but I don't want to get sick. And that is the harshest thing I could ever do with hold a hug.

I'm sorry, to wow. I'm sorry. I had to end this way. I've officially gone over to the dark side. Chicken? You're the new boasting. Go get it. Hi, you're the new boasting. Go get them. Hi five chicken, cat, sorry, I really didn't mean that.

Sorry, little handless animal. Go do something you don't need hands for. Okay, all right, no, I need you to stop running around and circle, so okay, all right. What came first, the chicken or the eggs that Hannah refused to deliver three times? Okay, next week, listen chicken, you've been a great boasting, What came first the chicken or the eggs that Hannah refused to deliver three times? Next week, listen chicken, you've been a great boost. But what I can't stand for is you poking a hole in the slide.

Okay. Can't have that. Oh, that brings us to the end of below, Dick. Mead. Thanks everyone for listening. I almost had to, I almost told you running to feel better. I'm like, no, no, Ronnie's not sick. It's just wow. Yeah, I better. So you rescind it. You just take it right back. Yeah, I take it back. Thanks guys for listening. We're back tomorrow with Orange County. We're gonna have a blast. Go to watchwrapins.com to get tickets to the live shows.

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