Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Goodbye Kyle!

Episode Date: November 2, 2022

Kyle's ankle injury threatens to undermine the latest charter on Below Deck Mediterranean. Meanwhile, Dave and Tasha struggle with dishwasher tablets, and Courtney encounters her gravest challenge: a rusty pipe!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Oh my god. You're just bringing back memories. I heard that guy on an interview talking about how he's responsible for the greatest love of all. And I'm like, Oh, just shut up, Dave. I was so mad. I was in the water burger drive through. I will never forget. I was so angry. And I got up to the window of the water burger. And I was just like literally upset. I was handing my card over angrily. And the poor girl there was just looking at me like, what did I do? You know, she's probably like, that guy was really mean to me me and then I left and then I felt guilty

Because then I of course had to listen to the greatest love of all and I was like oh my god Did I just show her the greatest love of all I didn't and it all comes back to you David Foster? Seriously if anyone really wants to understand what ego sounds and feels like I mean chance Are you already know it because you watch these shows with us, including David Foster on the Real House, lots of Beverly Hills, but his documentary, which is probably still on Netflix, is just like one amazing master, betor, he's saga.

And just like the, and, talk about it, tubing. I know, talk, the original tube in, am I right? And like, I remember at one point, he mentions sort of as like a footnote, I did a, I did have a child like with another woman. Or he has like some child out there, some, some grown, grown past child at this point.

And he's like, yes, I mean, I didn't want to accept her, but she's, you know, she's sort of part of the family now. I also, I'm scared of elevators. I'm very scared of elevators. I was like, okay, great sounds like she's really part of the family now. I also, I'm scared of elevators. I'm very scared of elevators. I was like, okay, great. Sounds like she's really part of the family. Yeah. He's just as the like deadbeat dad thing in there. Like, oh, right. Passing thing. All right. Well, this is not about David Foster. which goes like this. And we opened with drama music and we hear that and then I twisted me and go.

You know you can say what you want about Talia out there. We had a commenter. He's like, I need you guys to explain to me. Please, why are you on Talia's side? This is why. Do you think this would be Talia if she broke her ankle? No, she'd be like, go damn it. Have these stairs removed. Go damn these stairs. I'd like the far little complaint against these stairs. And you know what she would do? She would walk on her fucking hands to work. Okay. Suddenly she'd just be handstand walking still cleaning shit Look at Kyle Literally like our joke of Kyle is that voice but through this whole thing I just have to point out he cut they would cut to something else and then you would just hear

have to point out. They would cut to something else and then you would just hear, oh! And I kind of feel bad him. He was in true pain. It's like, that's not funny, but his pain voice is funny. So I'm laughing not at his pain. No, I'm laughing at his pain and his pain voice. You'll all survive it. Okay, you'll all survive another day. Well, if it was Natalia who would had fallen over, it would sound like this. You knew at Kaua, you didn't clean up, you didn't clean up that spot the captain Sandy saw on the floor five days in a row and this will happen to have it next time. I'm cleaning it up so that it'd break my ankle. Okay, my ankles broke in which reminds me Valentine's Day. When I boy left me in the middle of the day and I broke my ankle just sitting there, I was just sitting there

and my broke my ankle broke. Okay, I've done it before. I'm not afraid to do it again. I don't want to hear anything from you about it. You're so right, though. She would totally blame that spot in the pantry. Like, oh, see, clean the spot, I'd say. What would you clean it with oil? Is that what you cleaned it with? Did you just put clean that spot in the pantry

with a banana peel? Really? He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he So anyway, so he is just flat out. I mean, it's just, he is just as much of a spring dangle victim as one can imagine, just like flat out on the ground, wailing, like bloody murder practically, just down, and oh, and on top of that, like, it's like a parody. There's like little fruity pebbles everywhere. I mean, it's just like, it's like when someone has a fruit

cart in a movie and there's a car chase, and the car hits the fruit cart, you know, and the fruit goes everywhere. It's just like when someone has a fruit cart in a movie and there's a car chase and the car hits the fruit cart You know when the fruit goes everywhere. It's just like you see the fruit cart. You know, it's gonna happen And it's like he just had the most stereotypical thought like the only thing that was missing was that he should have been carrying like a tall stack of Of plates with balance with some box on top of it There's like a crape on his face. There are things that don't even make sense on the fruit cart There's like a crape on his face. There are things that don't even make sense on the free cart It's just broken eggs. He's like well, I decided to bring some eggs upstairs before I clear them bleeds and I brought them back downstairs Also, I was dying so Natalia's like okay all crap and I expect storm storm storm every one state calm Because Kyle isn't okay. It may sound like a woman giving birth to eight tablets or octoplets, whatever

they're called. It's Kyle, who's twisted his ankle. I believe. Oh, I was trying to give authentic Kyle background noises without stepping on your joke. I was trying to act as you did. You did great. Okay, good. So, and Tosh reacts exactly how you think she would react as well.

She's like, she's like running back and forth. She like runs straight to Captain Sandy. And Captain Sandy takes a while to come out. So Tosh just leaves and then the captain just comes out confused. Like, yeah, is this fucking norma? He's swear to God if Norma's on this mode again. Natasha really digs into her merchandise and ivory foundations because you know in those in those costume dramas There's always some incident where some girl has to go running to the father and be like

It's about Miranda. That's been an accident. Come quick. Bring the town's paper You know it's always that like moment. I'd like you know Julia, she's taken ill with the consumption you must come quickly. Like that is like her role. She's like, and she really nailed it with Sandy. Yeah. So Kyle is on the ground going, oh, and Natasha,

make sure you get some ice pack and storms like a cold. It's just this she made. What'd you feel when you failed me? Let me tell you how I felt. This is the first time someone's fallen since I have been boasting. And it was stressful. I didn't think I could handle it. But I did. And he's like, what do I feel? I feel pain. I feel pain. And so, yeah, it's funny that you mentioned how everyone's doing what they're, what you expect them to do, because Natalia does the thing that you expect, which is that she calls. calls, and she's very quickly, starts calling all the people in authority, making sure everything's okay.

And Storm does the thing where he's like, are you in pain? Should I delegate someone to do with your pain because I'm learning how to delegate? And then you have Natasha, who's like, I'm gonna get you a blanket, make you nice and warm, you have a nice warm blanket, you'll be comfortable, Kyle. I'm like, you know what? Just get him to the stove already. Courtney's twirking on his face. She's like, let's make a few better. So someone's like, Captain, we just had Carl Fowl.

He's rolled his ankle. He was crawling. And she's like, all right, let me get my first hug kit. Okay, just get that on me right down there. And then Kyle is lying down covering his face with the crate. Like, Oh! Oh! Oh!

And, yeah, it's like a birthday cake down there. His face just has cake. He has cream pie, just all over his face. So the captain comes and I like that she's the first one to not be like, he's dying. You know, like everyone else. She's like Can I see your foot this little piggy went to market? That little piggy needs to shut the fuck I'm dead serious that piggy needs to sit still Toshka's.

You can see it, hold there. You can see it. Look at the band throwing off of that hanker. And she's like, well, if you can't put weight on it, then you need to go to the hospital. Or as I like to call it, the hug general. Okay, let's get you down there. Come on.

So they're carrying him to the van. And he's like, oh, oh, oh, oh they're carrying him to the van and he's like And Natasha And I like that when Sandy came down when she was like what happened she goes Kyle What happened he goes the small step around the corner. I missed it. And she goes, which one? The corner. You mean that little step that's always been there every single time you've gone down to staircase your little idiot? So Natasha is like hugging him really tight and he's like sobbing and he's like sobbing and I just wrote this kid is ridiculous like seriously, okay? So then Natalia's

Natalia goes well, I'll kiss we're on likes tonight And the captain's like listen Kyle. It's gonna be all right I've been kidnapped for pirates and forced to belly dance to Kelly Clarkson in Spanish. It's gonna be fine. I'll tell you that one when you get back. And I know you will get back Kyle. Okay. Come back to me, Kyle.

I'll be up a little bit, just a little bit longer. So then Natalya and Natasha are cleaning and everything and Natasha is like, the entire your team is really taking the pressure, being stuck at the door, so to lose one of your team, I actually feel sick. Like the first time I tried one of the cocktails and to see Kyle and Paine is one of the most upsetting things.

Kinda like the first time I looked at one of my cocktails and my heart is my stomach right now. Unlike one of my cocktails. I love when she told Natasha she goes, Well, maybe tomorrow, Courtney can help us. And Tully's like, Courtney is head of dick now. She's not gonna help us.

All right, it's not gonna happen. Oh, all right. So she's like, let's get off at 7. They're gonna be not here tomorrow. So they all go to bed and 143 a.m. Sandy's wandering around because she has to wait to hear what's gone on with Kyle, right? Yeah, and she's like come on for crazy Any what can I have hospital Norma on the phone get hospital Norma on hospital Norma. This is Sandy What's going on with patient Kyle over there?

Sandy I can't really give you any medical advice, kiss HEPA or whatever, but I'll just let this phone go into his room so you can hear the action. Oh gosh, tell him to get back here please. We've shot him with six tranquilizers and nothing, I'll keep him down. We're calling in backup from Sicily. Oh, Sicily, I love Sicily. with six tranquilizers and nothing will keep them down. We're calling in backup from Sicily. Oh, Sicily, I love Sicily. She's a lovely person. Know the island you idiot member. Oh, I know. Yeah, I know who's Sicily. She's great

unsaturday night live. You tell her, I still miss, you know, the good old days of Jan Hux and Nora done, but good for her. Good for her. Well, you know, we're talking about an island here that has a volcano on it called Mount Etna. Does that ring a bell to you? Idiot. You alleged yacht captain. Don't know any adness.

Okay, Norma, well, good tack into you. You know, to your job. Good tack into you too. I'm going to go tend to this cry, baby. So it's like 143 a.m. And then it's 2.27 a.m Sanity's like I mean I thought for sure I'd hear from him at 2.27 a.m. I mean 2.27 that's pretty much a gay number right there right Jack K. Bringson Kyle There's no place like a dude when your family's around to you. I never alone. I lost you, miss a friend. Barry, Kyle's broken his foot, Barry. Kyle's just gonna be the new Pearl. He's just gonna sit in the window.

He could at least do that. You know, but he wouldn't even do that. We'll get to that. So, he comes back and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, seven days and and it's okay, that sucks sure You know, but this is what I but then that he equates it to his life story because being gay and working in the interior I face so many walls to have you come and I did want people to look at me and be like yeah, you know He's soft and of course he's gonna take this time off I don't want people to look at me and be like, yeah, you know, he's soft and of course he's going to take this time off I don't want people to think that he's not a pain but clip fell on my arm Well, he's setting it up that if you criticize him, you're being homophobic, right? Because basically I think when he recorded this he's already like I'm not leaving the bed for three days And if anyone says anything about it,

you're a big old hammerfable right? So the captain's like, well you know you can do other things like what? Well you know laundry or hell no did I mention beligging me it's beligging me! Because this is not how I'm going out and did I seriously I'm not going out like this however It is actually how I did come out because I only came out last year. Did you hear about that? I can't about last year after a Twentieth year relationship. Yeah, Kyle. We heard about this whole story already just get into your bed So I was on the insta the other day and I was bravo had a post up like, oh my God, Blue Deck is crazy, blah, blah, blah, Kyle something, it was no, you know, it's like a typical Bravo ad post or whatever. Well, Kyle came on here and was just responding

to everybody and it was so funny. So this lady is like, Kyle deserved karma on a plate and Kyle the bold is his name on Instagram. He comes on and he's like, nothing like someone getting immediately injured screams, comma, served Roy. And it spelled H-U-N-N-I-E. Check yourself.

And she goes, just calling it like I see it, love you though. And he goes, yeah, no, love for my sword that calls for someone's pain is comma, I don't quote unquote love it. My God, get the fuck off of here, okay? We're supposed to be able to talk shit about you. Go away. Sir, you are on Bravo. It's gonna get a lot worse.

So yeah, he's just like sobbing because he doesn't want to be sent home like this. And then he goes into his room and the crush is, and Natasha's like, Oh, come. And then she still makes him sleep on the top bunk. I was like, maybe you could have taken the top bunk tonight Natasha, I don't know.

I know, I think that says a lot right there. The sick car feels so bad for you. All right, can someone lift car, let them to the top bunk? We won't be able to get down from when he meets your peepee. Can we get that thing that lifts the judge gets into the world of health call into bad please and so he's like this is not how i'm going out

now why is i'm gonna do what i can do they must be right for me to keep working or i can't leave uh... mhm so now it's uh... uh... sorry

they show a close-up of his ass getting into bed. They really hate Kyle. I mean, I think that the, I think the editors are so over Kyle at this point. I mean, they're just being so mean to him this whole episode. And I was cheering for those editors because I was cracking me up. Like, could you just put this guy in a more unflattering light?

Like every time they, they're like, Kyle, every time he's like, I'm gonna find a way to work. No matter what, they show Kyle like twirling spaghetti on a fork and bed, you know? Yeah, they gave in that shot of him getting into bed. They just really let it linger his butt right in the camera. I had the same thought, like, oh, they're,

they don't like him. Yeah, they hate him. And it's not the anything's wrong with his butt. It's just like his boxers are up his butt crack, you know? Like, once all the way up, they're just taking the most unflattering shots they can. Commissures, here comes one right now. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday's parenting is unbearable.

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on it, he's like, they're going to be super bummed. So you can do water sports in the corner, you know, the corner of the ocean, let's go to the corner of the ocean. You know, got to love a flat earth. Okay, it's not really that bad. We'll go to the corner. Yeah, just take him out, babe. I think there's worth that sewage pipe. Let's all everything out into the water. Just grab the corner there. They'll have a great time. Okay, good. That's what we call pravum solving.

And of course, Natalia is gossiping immediately. I have a say. I know that I didn't talk too much, but she's here. All right. It's like the days of all my general hospital children in the Galley. All right? It's like, I want an avocado, then old Dave wants an avocado, then I'm dead, then I'm a Dave. She says that she wants, she wants you to get your own avocado. Then he says, I want you to bear his mirror glazed children, and then I'm all dead. Say something Dave, you know, hey, why am I pregnant with the potato Dave I mean dead literally brawling she's like it's just not a good day to be a man down so storm is like we were not going

to abandon the interior department just how I did not abandon my mother when she needed me at age 2 to drive my sister in the Toyota Celica shore. I may have crashed into three trees along the way, but I was not going to abandon my mother in the process. And then it just cuts to Kyle and bed like. So then the captain is poking around the kitchen and she's on the stairs listening to Dave and Tosh working. Choose. Did you order any fruit, Natasha? I don't order fruits, Dave, if you'd like me to order fruits, just let me know.

What about dishwashing tablets? Do I have any more of those? No, all it does, but they haven't come yet. And the captain's like, morning, Dave, Tosh,ash Come on guys, there's tension here, okay? I can feel it who talks about dish-washing tablets in the same sentence They're talking about fruits those things don't go together, okay? Ten Shen Now listen last night service was slow and I don't know why but whatever you guys are going through You got to work through it now look each other in the eyes and say do your

Okay, that's something I could do. I mean it was chaos last night. I was chaos. I was like listen just high note end of serian Sirius I mean season also end of a serious moment. And I need you guys to rise above. Think about the entire crew and the experience and not just your feelings and emotions. These are last two charters. And on a high note, Dave, why are you putting a pineapple and dishwasher? Tosh said this was a dishwasher tablet.

It's not Dave. It's not. I'll go love this chaos. Love is care. Did you say something Dave? No All right now I want you to think about the crew this experience and puppies Okay, get back to it everybody and then he's like washing his hands out angry I can't believe I thought that was a God damn serving dishes entire time entire time. A pineapple?

Only pineapple's if I ruined. Ha ha ha ha. Meanwhile, let's check in on Kyle. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

And now the guests are up. These awful people hadn't really forgotten about them. Lila. Lila in Grace. Lila wants an ice latte, and she wants Sandy to join for breakfast. That's, I mean, I guess nice, but also so rude. Like, we're not wasting a dinner on that bitch.

Just a matter for breakfast, and let's get it over with. Yeah, pretty much. So they have their lattes, and Lila for latte tastes weird and then the guests that's because I put blue carousine in it I call it a Jittery don't be so Then we cut to Dave then we cut to Dave who's so stressed out over that talk that he's grading something He's like grading something and just staring at a wall like He's just grating something and just staring at a wall like He's just grating the wall maybe

Scraining drywall It was just such a beautiful image of Dave's frustration with this whole thing Seriously so now everyone gathers and Sandy is joining them for breakfast But it's like she's just sort of standing over them while that eat breakfast, which is weird. She's like, so I looked at the seas and they're so big. Huge letter seas. Wow, you really should see what they've gotten pop by town.

Huge fonts, okay? But it's terrible, I'm sorry, the oceans are bad too. So what were you gonna do? There's a corner inside the pot. You see that place? We're all those those fish are sort of floating around because they're dead and the the main GC goals are picking at them and there's a sewage falling out of that, falling out of that, that pipe. Yeah, you're gonna play with the water toys over there.

That's fun, right? And the mom's like, um, is it telling that the boat is rocking right now in the port? Well, yeah, I was going to tell you guys, not only are we just going to a corner. Kyle took a bad fall last night. And the mom goes, figures are luck. I'm like, geez, but I'm very smart about you. Hey, bad news. There was an accident.

Final destination happening. Kyle was decapitated. Well, figures would happen on our charter. Okay, I guess we'll have bad service. Yeah, exactly. So, Natalia's gonna go to cabins and stromps just wants to impress the guests, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. I don't know if it's happening to me today.

Et cetera, espresso. I've divorced, et cetera. All right't know. Everything to me today. Et cetera, espresso. I've divorced, et cetera. All right, it's my et cetera now. So the dad is talking with the captain and he's doing dad things. He's like, hey, here. So you got a gyro with a stabilizer. Oh, gosh, I hate a shaky gyro.

Let me tell you, those things are shaky. You'll get saseki sauce all down your shirt. Listen, what Dave can do is you can make you a gyro with a mirror glaze or you open with that. I don't know if it has a stabilizer in it, but it's a pretty stable glaze. Our rotors are made out of pita bread, which is helpful.

Sometimes if you're hungry, if you want them to stay on the bowl, there's not very helpful. The bottle tip right over, we learned that. Your chair is actually frozen lamb. If you sit on a too long and it'll thaw and get soft. God, your daughters are sweet. They're like two twin cucumbers.

You know, don't send them near the galley. Dave will turn them into a part of the boat. Okay. And so she's talking about the rotors and like, it's like, I wish we could experience the rotors. Shut up, Lila. Like I've never felt less sorry for someone being stuck on my hand. I know. I'm sorry you have to sit in this beautiful yacht in the middle of the

Mediterranean at like a lovely rustic world capital. I'm sorry that that has to be what you do. Like I get it, you know, I would be annoyed if you pay for this big sale or this big thing and you don't get to go on Like I get it, you know, I would be annoyed if you pay for this big sale or this big thing and you don't get to go on the, I get it. But it's like, who are you blaming, Vyla? You know, it's like, oh God, guess this is Arla. Thanks a lot. We can go out today.

It's like, complain to God, you know, whoever you believe in. Shia Vyla. Next time go to like, raging waters or something. Just go to like, Magic Mountain, go go to like magic mountain go to six flags So be like the big water slide broker, so I got it. Hey, what's the belly on this water slide? So There's just get their eating food. They like they like the food. They love it. They love it

They like this is so good and the captain's like oh, yeah They're eating food. They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it.

They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it.

They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it. They love it. multi-squizine which apparently is sushi and non-bread so go enjoy that. So damn in the galley Tasha's like thanks for the Smith service Dave. And he's like I throw on my best all the time all the time that's what I do. Trump will you marry me? Did you say something Dave? Yeah she's like's like, I don't want to mess up these two charters up.

So? I don't want us to mess these two charters up. We're not dev. We can't speak and try to work together properly. What? We can't. What? I've wasted so much energy, Tasha.

It's like I don't even fucking recognize myself anymore. You're putting your layers on your head. Dave, I can't even be myself. I can't be a normal happy self because I feel like my spark is gone, Dave. Yeah. What do you mean? Yeah, you're spark. My spark is gone, Dave.

I just can't, he's saying my spark is gone, Dave. I can't deal with the messages you send me, Dave. Copy. No, don't copy that support, Dave. Miss Bark is God. Your spark is right there. No, it's not. I'm a talking candle, Dave. I've always been a talking candle. You're a real, flesh and blood woman.

No, I'm made of wax. I don't even talk and walk. You just hear in the voice, you're projecting onto yourself. So he tells her, last night I felt completely out of control, because I'm still in love with her, and that's a fact. But it's not happening today. So I must be able to push it away and be professional until tomorrow, when I walk in shirtless ravisher, and we become man and wife for the rest of

time. Okay, Dave, you go back to grading Dave. I'm just going to have to push through by saying sentences three times in a row until she hears me. Yeah, think about it. Think about it. Beetle juice. What? Did you say something there? Beetle juice. Well, actually, it's funny, by the way, speaking of David Foster, Yolanda and the other one, the and the other one, all of them, they made... And the other one. And the other one, all the others, they made a Beetlejuice tribute.

And I am so sorry that my sweet, the weekend wasn't in it also. I don't know if the weekend is still dating the other one, but my sweet weekend. Happy birthday to you from Yoler and the cast of beetle juice So the guests arrive for water sports staff and Courtney's like, oh you guys can go and see bumps in this area And Lila or whatever is like a Danny sharks here like are you gonna complain about sharks now? Are you gonna call customer service about sharks now, ma'am? It's the ocean. Okay.

You're in a multi-sport, man. And what do you think they just took you to a shark-infested area to go swimming? Like, get your ass in the water and stop your complaining. Yeah, because you know that's what she would have done. Never mind. It's not gonna make a salient or funny point, I was just gonna sort of keep talking about sharks in a way

that was very uninteresting to everyone. So I'm just gonna stop. So it's time. Oh, man, you stop it. Okay, David, I'm in. I wanna go home. David! David!

David. Did you say something? No, I thought you said devo Did you say We won't talk into your car Don't like comes a lot more than I do, that's for sure! Franco! Franco! Dave, would you like a good mid-shell set of sets of water?

There you go, she took a cheat card just open for you Dave. I thought that was a great food cheese. No, Dave. So an Italian stormer in the guest room and she's cleaning it and she's like, we look at that. Okay, look at that bid on the Jesus rot now. And we see that on top of everything else, one of them, Lila Grace or Catherine has spray tan, the shit out of everything else. One of them, Lila Grace or Catherine, has free-tanned the shit out of the sheets.

So I'm like, on top of everything else, you're also the sort of people that gets bronzer everywhere. Oh, God, these people are the worst. Yeah, and Storm's like, oh my God, what color is this even? She's like, it's called Cheeto. It's like, God, hot Cheeto.

Why would you want to look like a hot Cheeto? Yeah, she goes, you're tillin' me, me cease. So then Tash goes to check on Kyle. And she's like, call, say anything I can do. And he's like, my fault hurts, babe. Yes, I know, Kyle did the doctor say you got to do anything. She said no vicious activity. Soan't be killing a coyote with my mouth today. What do you mean a vicious activity? I won't be making equips about Natalia today. I was just thinking, last night, love, how am I going to be inventive and think out of the box and do something?

Well, maybe you'll think of it if you just lay here in bed more. Yes, my plan, baby. It's my plan. Well, you can just sit at the table and for breeze, fold for breeze, fold. And it goes, of course, we can be inventive, which of course he never does. He just stays in bed. There was one moment where he sidled up into the into a banket and like did some folding. I noticed that.

It was very blue up some balloons. Oh, that's right. It was the balloons. Right, but no, he didn't. He never did this for a reason, like did some folding. I noticed that. He blew up some balloons. That was right. It was the balloons. Right, but no, he never did this for a reason, for a reason. He's like, you can at least do that. He's like, yes, oh, thank you, baby. And then he stayed in bed.

The doctor said nothing too vicious. And honestly, for breathing and folding is very vicious, but behavior. So I don't think I can really do that. Those napkins are really bitches. I'll tell you that. I came from a someone who a summer get vicious with them. So then the guest serious.

Teen ease. So the guests are drinking on the tender going to the, you know, pollution waste corner of the ocean. Yeah. And so they're like they're, because they were like doing sea bobs and everything. they were doing all their water sports, but now it's time to head back to the boat. And we got a huge plot twist in Courtney's season-long arc about whether or not she can drive a tender. And it looked like she can drive a tender. What could possibly go wrong?

I mean, it's been several episodes. In fact, almost the entire season that this arc has been resolved. And they keep pushing like, oh, the tender, the tender, the tender. Well, guess what happened today? A pipe rose up from the Dredges of Pollutionville and got itself attached to the tender. And now Courtney has the face and obstacle that she's never faced before, which is how do you get a pipe off? Yes, a murder weapon for anyone that plays Clue. So the anchor is caught and reads like, oh, get it. He jumps in the water and everyone's like, oh my god, what's happening?

What's happening? She's like the anchor's underneath, and the dad's like, we blame you personally. I'm just kidding. I'm not shut up, Lila. Read's like, all right, I just looked at the pop underground. Apparently it got attached to the boat because it was drawn to your narcissistic personality and love your own butt talks. So the dad's trying to help because he's a boat guy. So he's like, well, if the anchor is tied to the pipe thing,

can we just open that compartment? There's a release in there. And the mom's like, Courtney, breathe. Just breathe on. Just breathe. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not working quite right. All right, well here's what we're gonna do. You're gonna pull the boat around in reverse and then it's gonna untwist it, you know, because when you twist things, now anybody had a loaf of bread

that they bought from the store, it comes with a twist, okay? Now here's what happens. When you fling the bread away and random the opposite direction, it untwists. We're gonna go with the bread theory. Everybody on board. Oh, I think I can trust him. I think I can trust him. I think I can trust him.

And then they twist it and it comes off. Cheers to father's everywhere for this moment of pride. It was a big dad moment for all the dads who excessively make a lot of big waving motions when you're trying to parallel park and a dad is standing on the curb. This moment was for you. Just hit it. For dads who love to signal how much space you have when you're going in reverse. To back into something.

This was for you. My friends in LA have this kid who I've known since he was a little baby and I went to LA last week and saw him. He's so sweet. He's like seven now. And he goes, Uncle Wani, do you remember when you fixed my fridge? And they were like, what? You fixed a fridge?

And I said, how did I fix it? And he said, magic. And it's because one time their ice machine was broken. And I go, I'm going to show you how a man fixes things. And he's like, OK. And then I hit the fridge and ice came out. And now he thinks I'm magical. And that was my proudest dad moment.

I was like, wow, I passed on a great man thing. Just hit it. And it'll start working again. I love that that was both like a very man moment, but also a very real girlfriend's and Paris moment. That's me, real girlfriend's and Paris moment. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha like, oh wow, Courtney is one bad ass bitch. Whoa, mom that sounded harsh coming from my mom. One bad ass beat. No mom is still the same.

Bad ass. She's a cut fitness. Mom. So, what? I'm down. I'm down with it. So then up on on deck, Natasha's like, I'm gonna make a welcome cocktail and Natalia, I want you to make welcome drinks. She's like, there's only two of us. Let's just do one of them

We don't need a cocktail. We don't need drinks at the same time. Hey, Beth is also of them something that's FDA-approved and you Save them nothing because your drinks are horrible. Hey, Beth Hey, about all two drinks and instead of doing cocktails you go put banana peels all over the floor again, because it turned out to be a hilarious line. So, then we cut a Kyle working, just kidding, he's making himself toast. So then the guest return and the mom's like, I thought we were gonna die, but we didn't. The captain is helping Natasha wash glasses. And she said, you thought I made it to help us

keep them? She's like, of course I am. Oh gosh, with Kyle Hurt, you need to bring someone else in. Do you need to bring someone? It's hard to imagine you just rolling around on beds instead of working with anybody else. She's like, no, we'll be fine. The farm said we'll be our car content of the cows and chickens myself. It'll be our car. So then the guests are on board and they're getting their drinks

and everything. And then they go into the hot tub in Laila goes, really, that was a comical. That was comical. Like, well, you know what's comical? Your bronze are all over the sheets lady. That's comical for us Well these guests are not happy that they're stuck all they went is water sports So now the interior needs to take the ball not get out of the park and pee on that girl on a bikini That's what Kyle said what are sports were I't know. So Natalia is on a downhill spiral. What? Why is it? Oh, because it's like 10 it's 10 hours without break. They tell us. I was like, whoa, that got dark. That was a dark note. She's so.

the dark note. So Tasha goes into Kyle into her room, right? She's like, Kyle, we're really struggling. Do you fancy helping? And he's coming out of the shower. And he's like, what? She's helping Kyle, do you fancy? It's Laila's 21st birthday party. We can't mess it up. And so he's like, oh, do something where I can sit. So this is where he goes into the balloons and Dave passes him doing some balloons and he goes, oh, Dave, I want you to recognize how I hold the team up and with that me you're nothing, I'm a righ. Oh.

And meanwhile, they're putting those little like jeweled stickers on their foreheads and stuff and the tires like, honestly, if I break it, if in this sticker I'm actually suing a look I've hidden off and like I can imagine her sending a sternly written letter to like, dear Miss Dicca company these break out my skin you shouldn't be selling and it's irresponsible of you to be doing it and if I have to send another letter that's gonna be less you here of me because the next time you here for me it's gonna be in jail okay? then, David is reading preference sheets and planning a meal. And he's like, cool, there's so much pressure within a last night

was an absolute nightmare, but I have the opportunity for redemption. If I can just get this one right, there might be wedding bells in my future, my future, my future. And he's standing next to this orange and blue monstrosity cake. It's the worst one of all season. He says, it's terrible. It's so important for me to hit this one out the park that I've actually designed this cake to look like the Metz uniform.

It really does. Those were the bowling alley colors of Skylane's back in the bay. It's literally, it's like the Metz, it's like the New York Knicks. It's like, what is these? Like, I call this cake Patrick Ewing. Yeah. I don't know what you're going for, but I specifically remember painting the bowling ball racks that orange color when I got grounded when summer. And it's a very long time, sir. Okay. I do not like your cake. I'm triggered.

I'm triggered by your cake, Dave. Now, I will say, this is not a redemption, I will say. If you think I'm about to redeem him, it's not an I will say. But, you know, I have been saying that I feel like it takes more skill to frost it with a buttercream. And we do see that he does cover it with, it looks like a buttercream, right?

He kind of pre-layers it because I raised this up the buttercream and we do see that he does cover it with looks like a buttercream, right? He kind of pre-layers it because I raised this up in our Facebook group and one of our listeners, Alicia, Alicia, right? I was, sorry, Alicia, I couldn't remember if you were Alicia or Alicia, but I'm pretty sure you're Alicia. Alicia. Alicia, yeah, I had a moment. Yeah, I had a moment.

Yes, Alicia. I had, I had like a moment of doubt right there. I have a very, do you know how much? I know. Wonderful bread that woman has had like a moment of doubt right there. I'm very, do you know how much? I know. Wonderful bread that woman has fed us over the years. Hell yes. She makes us amazing, amazing things. Shame, don't.

I know. I'm sorry, Lisa. I had like a moment where I thought for a moment you might be Alicia. And I apologize. But anyway, Alicia was like, well, if he doesn't use buttermilk under that, he is a hack. So I was really excited to be like, he's a hack also,

but he did do the buttercream. Yeah, buttercream you got to base it with. So just the rest of it slides all over it. Yeah, yeah. So that was a really interesting story at my part. Thanks everyone. So Kyle, okay, so then it shows Natalia 14 hours without a break. So Kyle's blown up like five balloons and goes back to bed

This guy is fucking unbelievable, okay? Yeah, get your ass out there and do something. I know you're in pain hobble your ass to a tape. Oh, Bueller's hobbling around Hobble your ass to a table and fold you something Kyle come on Can he sit on a stool and do dishes or something? I just don't understand I mean I know he's in pain But he's also on pain killers. I'm assuming like you can do stuff. You can do stuff if you're sitting Yeah, so then the captain sees the cake and she's like look at that kick that is beautiful You know what they're gonna be wow

They're gonna be so wow What a kick cheese it's like the big bang. I kick is like the big bit just planets Splashing into each other and becoming other things gosh Go New York go New York go go New York. Oh sorry. I thought I was at a nix rally. Sorry Sorry about that. Hey, they don't know where John Stark says these days because he would love this cake too I got a hey Sorry about that. Hey, they don't know where John Stark is these days because he would love this cake too I gotta say so then Courtney offers to help with the cabins You know even though she doesn't really want to and shouldn't have to but there she is glad you're getting an app file

So then Natasha's like this evening. Okay, so now they're serving dinner so Natasha's like this evening We're having like Coconut broth with sweet bring into it and I'm not married either of those ingredients no matter what. And Lila's like, what's that? It's a fish. And the mom's like, did you order a lot of fish Lila? She's, no, I don't even like fish.

And she goes, Catherine goes, well, I mean, I'm okay if it's not fish, fish, fish. If you know what I'm saying and Toshikas. Um, well, it's kinda like a sea bass, but it's a dream. Instead of a bass, it's a sea dream. And she's kinda like, well, we'll just try it. We'll just try it. I mean, I have to tell you not looking good because I said I don't want a fish fish. And this has sea in the title.

I mean, is there anything fishy here that than C in the title of a fish? I mean, unless it was called a fish fish, gas only way it could be fishier. I have a question. Do they have any land bream in there? Because that's what I would like. You know what I would like. If you're going to serve fish, I would like fish with legs. Do you have that?

Do you have any mermaids? Because that I think I can do? So, so does- Just my fish fish, okay? Just not fish. I've settled for puppy fish. Just not fish fish roast. So then Natasha goes downstairs and tells Dave

that Catherine doesn't like fish fish. And that Laila doesn't like raw fish and Dave's like well fuck it's a real fishy night. Are you on meaty night? Fishy night. You said meaty. Did I say it too? I'm a tie a div. I'm a tie a div. So of course this is not on their preference sheet. You would think that going onto a yacht, especially as a yacht, that boaters were boaters, were boat people. And you don't mention that you don't like fish on a yacht in the middle of the mad.

You people fucking kidding me. You're about to jokers, okay? That's what you are. But the good news is that he does wind up serving all of them, flay of pineapple because Natasha told him the pineapple was a sea bream. So it actually all worked out. So the first course is delivered, Lila has total bee face, she's like, oh my god, this is like comic-al. So Dave comes out and he's like, good evening,

guys. First course is a nice flaky cow fish with a nice coconut broth. And I was like, I think giving dirty looks. And then they taste it. And then we go to commercial. Don't dump. And Grace gives this backstory saying, we grew up not eating fish. Okay, and then why would it go? I mean, I grew up always catching fish,

but not eating it. Okay, we were raised not eating it. Grace is like, yeah, mom doesn't like fish. We're getting the whole backstory about how much fish they've had their entire life. And the mom's like, yeah, I'm not a fish person. I grew up eating fish every Friday. I think what happened? Like, was it a abusive fish? Like, what happened? This is triggered you. Whatever happened triggered you. Right. And so then she tastes it. It's actually not bad. It's pretty good. And then Dave's like, well,

the second course is also fish. So let's see. Let's see how we can keep this going. Yeah, because that's all you're getting tonight. So then Courtney is talking to Zee. She's like, Hey, Zee, which girl do you think is the prettiest? Who could talk the best? And he's like, the younger one. And she's like, she's a vibe. You're a better vibe. You're like the top rocker, the dishwasher, best vibe of all. So the chef is presenting the next dish with which is fish and confi. And Lila's like, um, I want

to say something. Thank you for giving me fish because I didn't even know I like fish, but now I like fish. And he's like, wow, I'm obsessed now. Wow, way to redeem fish. That's it. And he goes, he goes, awesome. And he's like, I guess, and then the dad, garled. He's like, you made some people see food eaters here tonight. You made some people see. I wish you had some seafood converts over here. Jesus. God.

You're like the Jesus of fish. You know, actually the Jesus was a fisherman, right? So I guess he was the Jesus of fish. Still though, double Jesus a fish I'll take it cuz I love fish now get me a double Jesus fish In fish out Meet I hate me. I love fish. We're meat. We're fish people No more cows ever

Singing right now you up eating cows and now we don't want to ever obsessed with fish. You heard it here. Let's change this yacht from motor yacht home to motor yacht fish. Cama obsessed with it. So then we get a reed segment, which is funny. He has to cool down a bottle of wine really fast. So he puts the wine in the ice

and starts twirling it around. And he's like twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl. This is one of the useful things you learn in university. Twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl. Yeah. In, in roll tide university, they teach you that ass cools down things. Just one of those things you learn. So then the crew is dancing around with cake and sparklers

because it's the birthday, so you're seeing happy birthday, cake is served. And then Courtney's like, let's go to bed before we're asked to do anything else. Whoa, whoa, whoa. So they leave, and my list's like, guys, crew, like now that it's midnight, we wanna like turn it into a fat party.

Like as fat party is possible, we're gonna go like full wild mode. We are ready. Yeah, I love those fat parties when you're on a yacht with your mom and dad. So, they're like, Tauy's like, oh, I guess we'll have to do a frit party, L.O.I. So, but Natasha wants to send her to bed.

So, and it's like, Tosha, sleep is not an option at this point in time. Okay, I'll have to do a frit party. So they set up a stripper poll and then read has another college, college triggers. And my opportunity, I set the record of a number of days drunk and wrote 69 because, well, I can't actually say why my mom would kill me, but let's put it this way. I want sold a thousand dollars of my stock so I could pay my bar tab.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I have a huge problem and I need some help. Anyway, cooling down champagne, what a trick. I know, Reed, I know you're fresh from school, but just to hint, those stories are really fun in school. Okay, what you get out of school, they become scary and you're never gonna get hired. Okay, now you have this on video for all time talking about what a fall down drunk you are. How you sold some of your portfolio to your parents stock. Basically, wow, you're really, I mean, it was an important stock. It was just in some local produce. I think it said apple or something like that. I don't know. Who wants apples anyway? Am I right?

How about bean maples? The guest part are parting umpoles and Carol The dad goes hey one of my jobs in life is to keep you off of the pole Failed so then storm does dishwasher and he said the dishwasher and soap is flowing out the bottom and until he's like storm Did you see this come on storm? We've got two blitz for that Big episode for dishwasher tablets. I mean it really had an arc there, you know, so there's like the dishwasher is essentially like a rabid dog that's just foaming from all sides. And now, another hot topic on Bravo, Congoline. Now they are doing a Congoline as one does it a frat party. And they want to go to like, let's do the Congoliant as one does at a fat party and they want to go to like let's do the Congoliant into the galley. So they're concolining into the galley while this cuddle of foam is emanating

out of the dishwasher. And I like that the dad said we're doing a Congoliant so they do that. Yep. A Congoliant. This is what they do in the Michael Cratton book, Congo. Yeah, we're just looking for some rare diseases to solve. So Laila's, you know, on the ground, taking a keg shot. Natalia's like, is this a joke? Loving this rotten name really, really loving this rotten name. So they just have to keep working and working. And we have cows. Tasha checks on Kyle. He's just like, Oh,

he's like, Kyle's even fallen in the sleep over and over. It's becoming obvious with Kyle down, we need extra help. But the thought for replacing him is so hard. I'm doing what I have to do. I just don't want to replace him But I do need a guy that can follow me around and what my tears from me and text I get from la Okay, I Again, I fell asleep So it's the next morning and Basically like Natalia and Natasha have only set for three hours and they worked 20 hours without a break

Which is really insane and the weather is finally good Sandy's like we're gonna go out there We're in no danger whatsoever Except for the Kraken there is a Kraken out there and it loves Malta anyway. Let's go everyone Apparently we angered a pipe and now there's a whole gang of pipes coming at us. Don't worry anybody Don't worry, but now they have like two hours left So now they get to go out so they're like yay. Yeah, that's right captain Sandy did it captain Sandy to the rescue Yeah, that's right captain Sandy did it captain Sandy to the rescue So then we go to Kyle's room and Tosha gets up out of bed and she's exhausted of course and Kralka's hey

Tosha Hey, the special die and then turns over and goes back to sleep. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, not a lot of effort there to see how we can help out so Tosha's like you too, honey. So the past rail comes in and they're gonna head off but Natasha goes up to Sandy and she's like, I don't think we're gonna have cow for the season now. But quite short handed as it is. And we can't take the lead,

that can't either, because storm needs caught near. Could you call that lady who's on the phone with you all the time? To one who leaves the text messages like I told you so bitch after you guys watch it But then please get help from her God damn Norma. Okay, Tash will do so then Dave brings Kyle food in bed and Kyle's like He's like I brought you so such a maintenance. Oh, it's a streaming a good dick. Oh my God, that should be the episode name.

That's probably should be, I'm gonna do that. Okay, great. People get mad. It might be spoiler. You never know. They get very upset. Well, I could mean a variety of things at this point. So Natasha is saying how she just wants to finish the season,

but it's like a boat and it's a large boat and it's not a large boat. I mean, it's a large-ish boat, but you know, it's like you they need help. So Sandy is gonna get a third person and now they're leaving poor and she's like okay everyone it's gonna be a little bumpy but that's okay we just have to outpace that army of angry pipes that want vengeance for their dead queen. Okay everyone buckle up or going out into open sea. Hmm the starboard. Let me know with a swing. Oh God speaking of swinging we're getting a third. We're bringing a third into this relationship. Okay. We might get a little bumpy but hey that's to be expected when it's a stranger right. But hey at least we'll all have the

same things. Am I right? Okay we're off the dock everybody. So Storm's like, well, they're leaving in three hours. So let's make it fun team. Let's deliver. Yeah. So they're like starting to, all the toys are going out and everything. And Natasha is asking Natalia for a hand and bringing up a fay out to the table. They're setting up breakfast. and then Sandy checks Norma, like, hey, Norma, I need a stew. Yes, I know you got final jeopardy right before I did last night. I get it. It happens. I got the one the night before. Okay, let's, let's put that to the side. I need to be ready in 36 hours. Can you do that for me? Bloop. Well, I need a captain that can keep an employee. Are you murdering people over

there? Bloop. Hey, well, maybe I wouldn't have to murder keep an employee. Are you murdering people over there? Hey, well maybe I wouldn't have to murder people if you didn't send me some people that needed to be murdered. Well, you turn in a m in the sasages, meet pies, are you hugging them to death? I mean, what the hell? Well, I'm trying to turn those Starbucks employees into competent stews, but apparently that may be too difficult for the class of people that you're bringing on board for me. Okay, well I'll put out a request for stews who want to be murdered by hugs and never heard from again. Bloop. Great, and I'll just welcome the latest batch of employees from Hertz rental car and tell them guess what?

It is the less they've realized because you are going to die in this boat you unqualified jerks. Well only because you've got a gang of pipes coming to kill them all. Nice job Sandy. Well maybe I wouldn't have a gang of pipes coming after me. If you had told me there was a special underwater race of pipes people here in Malta and you never said a damn thing how about you put that in your final Jeopardy cap I'll put that in my pipe and smoke it you dumb bitch Well, you can put it in your cap too and smoke your cap. How about that? I'm then talking to you. Hey, whatever happened to Alex Trebek I really miss that guy everyone they've had on this show ever since then is a loser.

Bloop. Well, actually, I think that Blossom's doing a great job, but personally, I was hoping that Wesley from Mr. Belvedere would get the position. Oh, well, bloop. Bloop. Hey, could news, Alex Trebek agreed to be your third stew, sending him over on the next angry pipe. Bloop.

Bloop. Too soon, but I will accept Viana. Bloop. So the guests have their breakfast and then go out and play on the water and then clean, clean, clean, clean time, it's clean time. So they're cleaning and Tasha is with Dave and she's like, The audition is, sorry not audition, the exhaustion is settling in. And Metallia is just a big bowl of energy and I can't take any more.

I want you to bet my children. Did you say something? And then storm and Natalia are floating in the laundry room and she's like, I'm gonna miss you. I'm gonna miss you when you leave me on a first date, I'm gonna miss you. And then Natasha's like, Kyle, Kyle, because she's in her room. She's like, I'm so fucking gotted. He's like, what's going on babe? I just had to speak with Sunday. I was like, what gonna have to get another stool for the next trip?

Oh, too soon to say the word trip, I apologize. But because what else are you meant to do? It's not workin' count. I'm the fucking diva-stated count.'t know what else to do, but put all your things in a box to the left. This is me hard, my soul, let me passion. Number two, made with you is my entire life. I know, I just feel like I've lost the other half of me. The big tall other half of me that I've very unprofessional. And I don't know if I can pull her through without your car. The pain in me heart is worse than the pain in me for, but I respect your decision. Thank you car.

I really respect you as a chiefauvesteep, bye-bye! Thank you, and before you leave, please don't forget to take this little doll. Please use it with love, Carl. Oh god, like steaming! Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! This is so fun! This is so fun! This is so fun! This is so fun! This is so fun! This is so fun! This is so fun! That was literal.

We're literal lines from the show. This show is so funny. Yeah, those were some like those were almost verbatim lines, except for the Steven part. So Sande was like, Oh, crew, all crew and Dildos get into your whites. We have five minutes to guess the departure. Well, thanks for everything. Thank you guys. Glad I could teach you how to, you know, use tenders and fine pipes, et cetera. Here's some money. So they leave in the captain's

like, okay, let's meet in the main salon for this very skinny envelope tip meeting. Okay. Thanks, Geralt. I don't know, but I kind of think we should get some extra tip for not making fun of the fact that your name is Gareld, are you Gary? Are you Harold? Can you make a decision for crying out loud? Okay to the to the salon? You know usually we don't give gifts as the guest sleeve, but in this case, I'd like to send you home with this nice big capital H Okay, you Can decide to do it.

Okay, you can decide to do it. I'm out of town. So, because Natali is like, I thought I would can decide something bad, but they didn't turn that. Everybody loves a good banana peel joke still. So Kyle comes in on crutches to the tip meeting. He can show up for money. And Sandy is like, hey,

being stuck at the dock, saw, hold on. Ah, looks for us. And you guys work so hard, almost all of you. So nice job. Teamwork makes the broken ankle work. Am I right? And Kyle sitting there with his foot up on the table.

Kyle, we know Kyle, okay, we fucking know, dude. So he's like, well, I'm gonna allow, I'm allowing his foot to up on the table. Kyle, we know Kyle, okay, we fucking know dude. I'm gonna allow, I'm allowing his foot to be on the bed. I'm fucking annoying. I can't with him. So he's like, thank you, keep doing into my girls who ran maybe to my sister's. I'd like to thank them especially from the bottom of my heart storm runner up. What a guy. I thought you were there when I didn't think anyone was going to be there. New guy, you know what I have to say, your exit was very soothing, even though you didn't really speak to me, probably because I'm homosexual. Also, Nitsol, yeah, thought I hated it. You kind of like you, thank you for being there.

I'd like to thank Dave and Dave, not the chef Dave, but the Dave's who are the people that we don't see here on screen. Thank you for all you two to make this boat run smoothly. All right. Now I want Natalia and Natalia to step forward. Each one of you has what the other one needs. Before me, I too girls are wonderful, but only one can smooth food. Here's America's next top best friend, Steve.

Natalia, don't play me. You're not playing me off. Do not play me off. I'm finishing this speech. I've worked my entire life for this, alright? This is both in Academy of Water acceptance speech and in elimination speech. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I'll have to say Peaky and blinders my two little puppies you can go to bed now The orchestra has played you off and also we believed in you gosh darn it. We believed in you Hold on

So he gives his speech and then the captain's like, so Carlos can leave us today. Don't know if anybody caught that and we're going to take on a stewardess. Now listen, Kyle's not fired. Okay, that would be against HR because you know he's sick, but he's just going to shore because I don't have an extra bunk. Okay, or extra aspirin to take every time He decides to give a speech for things that he didn't accomplish so okay everybody. We're getting 18 grand today Yeah Even Kyle

Even Kyle even though this was his second charter where you didn't have to do dick, okay? I wish I'd gone to the deep We didn't have to do dick, okay? I wish I'd gone too deep. Hey look, everybody did a great job and cause like, is anybody else going out tonight? Are you tired? And Ty, I can't believe you said that. And Ty, while he was joking, that's right, I forgot.

Sometimes I forget in my notes. And Ty goes, am I tired? Oh, cool. I'll, it's another back to cleaning. And Ty, and Ty says, there's a tote bag in the master full of nepkins that are ready to send off. And then there's four of these in the vacuum cupboard. Why I wrote down this note, Ronnie, I don't know.

But for anyone who's wondering what the nepkins are, there they are. So then we get Natasha sad monologue. She's like, oh, Susan, I've had to deal with Natalia disrespecting me. They have having issues with me. And Kyle has been there. Has me rock my emotional support. I don't know how I'm going to cope with the next trip. And then Dave's, I don't forget to take coffee and stuff too, Kyle. Then I'll put them into the desert. Of course, I'll just get off the belt.

Then I'll put them into the desert. Cross up, just get off the boat. Holy, holy, holy. All right, let's go. So Natasha and Kyle are hugging and kaga's net. You look super rested and she goes, yeah, because honestly, I've never seen you look so fresh before. And Natasha's likealia's like goodbye coil Good boy. Have fun over there Kelvin and hobble all right. Just go

So then Natasha stays cuddled with him of course while Natalia works Like why not go out the same way you've been doing it the whole time and cuz like oh she's just too much energy So he tells us you know, it's a seed say good-bye to touch. It's one of the most difficult moments of ever Heared in my life. She's actually me best friend and I genuinely hope we can keep this friendship going Wherever we are in the world and they send Kyle off and he's like And then Kyle says storm get the beers or or scald, I'm coming in strong, I'm going to be walking after this. And the producer says, Kyle, you have a piece of tissue right

under your left eye and he's like, I have a lot on my face right now, which I just left to. I know where I want on my face and his name is Frank. Frank, I'm coming out. I love you Frank. And they sew him just alone on the tender being taken away and he like faces the camera and like tilts his head down. He's just like. I was really hoping. I was really hoping Frank would just walk in there and then like everyone would be like turning to look at him

And then Frank like skips him up and then puts his hat on it like and then Then then he can put Kyle come at Frank's hat on his head and they can walk off into the sunset be like Love lifters up where we belong We're the angel In the mountains fly. Pikes lift us up where we belong. You know, we need to make peace with the pipes, people. Okay.

Frank, lift me up where we belong. But I read that Kyle is back for next season. He got another. I'm sure. Listen, we talk so much about Kyle, but there is no mistaking that he was like a breakout star. I actually was like, I would want him to be back next season because he is deeply entertaining.

So I think that he's gonna be back. And I think, I wonder if, I can't tell if Natasha's gonna be back or not, because I mean, she's, no way. I think they make him chief stew. You think, I feel like they actually might have him in Natalia maybe, because Natalia is so spicy. I have a feeling they'll make him chief stew

and then they'll try and keep him as the new chief stew for a while, because they really haven't had a permanent chief stew since Hannah. Since the name of the Hannah, Benanna. Little Hannah, Benanna. I mean, I think that Natalia has been, in terms of the replacement chief stews,

probably the best replacement chief stew since Daisy, but only because she's the only chief stew replacement who's been embroiled in interesting drama, right? Because you had that crazy lady who said the N word on below deck. That did not work out. You had Katie Lassie's in who seemed okay, but then she was so passive. And you also had Francesca. So I don't know, but I think your theory is a good one.

Maybe Kyle Wilby Chiefs do. He would be a really entertaining, perhaps, an app, but entertaining chiefs do. We'll see. Time will tell. Well, everybody, thank you so much for being with us today. We'll be back tomorrow with the season finale of Real Girl Friends in Paris.

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