Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: His Milkshake Brings All The Girls To The Yacht; Special Guest Hannah Ferrier

Episode Date: August 2, 2017

Chief Stew Hannah Ferrier joins us on this very special episode to talk "Below Deck Mediterranean." She gives us all the details on Adam, Bobby, Malia, Bugsy, and pretty much everyone else. Afterwards, Ben and Ronnie launch into a full recap of this week's latest Below Deck Med episode, which features milkshakes, escorts, and various romantic entanglements. Come listen, subscribe, and share! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker from BesideBlog.com and the Bantre Blender podcast, and joining me as usual is the hilarious and wonderful and generally good guy, Ronnie Karam from TrashTalkTV.com and the Rose Pricks Bachelor at Podcast. How's it going, Ronnie?

So good. Good. Hey, it's Wednesday. It's Humph-day. So we made it halfway through the week. Yeah, and we've called one of our favorite humpas. Yes, on this cool. That's right.

We are blessed to have our favorite, our co-favorite chiefs to because we can never disrespect Mr. K. Chestain as well. But it's Hannah Ferrier from Below Deck Mediterranean. What's up? Welcome to podcasts. Hey guys, how you going? Good. Good to talk to you. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome. Sorry. Finally, we've been Hannah's in a hotel in New York and we've been sending Hannah upstairs downstairs around the stairs. We've been on the phone half an hour just trying to get a decent connection for this. So said, God's punishing me for going out last night.

Yeah, I think it's punishing us. I'm punishing us all for everything all the time. That's the point. That's how we learn. Yeah, precisely. So Hannah, first of all, I just want to say, you have been so good to our podcast. You retweet all our tweets.

You tell your followers to go listen to podcasts. So we just have to say thank you so much for being good to us because we are two shady bitches and it's no reason for anyone to ever retweet us. No, I look honestly, it's like one of my favorite parts of the week is to sit down with my best girlfriend and just drink for a day and piss out of love and listening to you guys. So I definitely don't do it for you guys. I do it because I want everyone else to be able to pay their pants at least once a week as well. So thank you and I think Ben thanks with really kind words

but I'm not really built like that. So I thank you with fried calamari in california but then you just looked at it, which I respected because you look so hot as well. Yeah. You're nothing else is going to be fitting into that out there. Roni, I'm sorry. There's no room for calamari. No, it was a test. You passed. I know. So how have you been enjoying your your trip to New York so far? I mean you got drunk last night. So that's pretty fun.

Yeah, well look, I saw my flight actually landed at 9.30 at night last night and I came shallow and went out and then I've been just slowly trying to feel like a human being today. So I haven't really done too much, but I did stop last night. So it kind of that counts. I was out till like three or four in the morning. Well, I think we give we give ourselves too much pressure to do things. Like so what? You went out and you slept, you slept a little late now, you're doing it's like, why do we have to prove to everybody with the list of shit that we did all day, you know? I agree, Ronnie, lay in bed and eat a burger. That's what I say. Exactly. I mean, get your work done, but, but I mean Jesus because the thing is laying in bed in a hotel Like on the one hand you feel like oh, I'm just in my hotel. I'm not seeing the the city But on the other hand hotels are awesome

Generally and laying in bed in a hotel feels so special It does and like I'm actually just next door in my in Lauren's room at the moment because I have the maid doing all the cleaning for on the shock losses from last See so it just works out now I'll just a quick note just a quick note to everybody. We're all talking on a three-way phone call So if there's a little glitchy or anything like that. That's why okay But we want to do this and we can't be flying everybody into our home studio Yes, just like it. Yeah do this and we can't be flying everybody into our home studio. Yes. Which is my kitchen. Yeah, we can't.

Unfortunately, our production budget does not allow people to come to our high-tech studios here in Los Angeles. Yeah. Whatever. Okay, my bedroom and your kitchen. I know I'd be kept in the basement or something creepy like that, right? Yeah. So actually, questions.

Since you brought up the maids in the hotel, when Kate was on, we've asked her how does this is her home super clean? And she said that her her home is actually pretty messy because the last thing that she wants to do after cleaning up for all these other people is clean up for herself. Do you feel the same way? I'm kind of the same, to be honest. What I do is probably every two days go like boom, and pack everything away. But then during those two days, I just throw everything everywhere.

So you've got basically a 20% chance of coming over in my place as tidy. See, that's hilarious that your version of being messy is letting something go unpacked away for two days. Like, we're talking three weeks for me. I get a little stack of mail going. I have right currently, I've got clean laundry, clean laundry that's all spread out on my living room because I've done the laundry, but I can't be bothered to actually fold it and put it away. Yeah. But I can't, anything more than two days and I'll start going crazy.

But it's actually funny that you say that because there's these things that you forget about in Yodding, and I actually got an apartment in Sydney this year, and I came back from a trip to LA, and there was no hot water. And so my dad lives in the same building. But so I went down to his place and I was like, Dad, why have they turned my whole water off? And he goes, well, did you pay the bill? I'm like, I didn't get a bill. He's like, did you check your mail?

I was like, oh, yeah. That's right. I've never had a mail box in eight years. So it never even crossed my mind to check my mail, because it's not something I do. So my hot water got cut off, and I was like, I really need to learn how to do this adulting thing because I'm not very good at. To be fair, even if you're not on a yacht, checking the mail can be really hard.

Like, I really don't do it very often. I feel like at this point, everything should be like tronic anyway, right? Yeah. Well, I kind of assumed it would, but apparently you need to set that up. Yeah. Okay. So you're in New York right now because you guys are doing the below deck reunion tomorrow. So we can't get to spoilery. Obviously, well, we don't have spoilers because it's not filmed yet.

But do you guys get like real housewives and team up against each other? Like, what are you going to say to that person? What are you going to say? And then I'll have your back on this. I'll have your back on that because the team lion seemed to be pretty drawn at this point. Yeah. No, look, I actually think we, so I was just

with Adam and Lauren having a coffee in our room about half an hour ago. And we kind of had such a laugh because I said, cause we're actually not doing that. Like there's none of that going on. And so we only say kind of who do you think is gonna lose their shit and who's gonna be chilled out. And we had a laugh and I actually said, I bet you any money that we're gonna get there

and Andy's gonna be like, we fucking paid for this. Like, fight people, no one's arguing. Cause you get to the point where you just do it over it, you know? Well I'm sure you could probably rattle Bobby pretty easily. Well that's the only one I said he's gonna, you know, have a little stup about something. Well especially because you guys had a huge fight on Twitter like a week ago, and I say you meaning like your entire cast, you guys were all fighting on Twitter. I Think Bobby actually I'll give you guys like let's bet a cook so here I bet you he's gonna do a housewives and pull out

Shades of paper with text messages printed out Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't run into him in the business center When you were down there trying to call us. I feel like they would intend to do that, but instead it's just gonna be like a workout routine. He's like, oh my God, wrong one. I hope that his mom calls in. Like I hope they do a Skype call with his mom.

Like, midway through the reunion when he's feeling like everyone's gangbed up on him she can be pep talk you know well because that's what started like to twitter wars ago that's what started the whole twitter war was um somebody had tweeted something about his mom and I responded and to me my twitter is just kind of fun snarkiness it's not supposed to be taken seriously. And so they tweeted me about his mom, and I just wrote back like,

do Bobby's mom, sorry, your son's a douche, I'll try not making Friday day, which I thought was quite funny, but apparently it was like, oh my God, you're attacking his mother on Twitter. I'm like, oh, it's a joke, people. People are dumb. Okay, you know what?

Here's what I'm sick of. Yeah. I'm sick of this idea that if you just mentioned the word like child or kid or mom leave my kids out of it leave my mom out of it you guys listen to the context like just because you say the word does not mean it's an attack on on on on the kid I don't think anyone wants to ever attack the mom or the child people are just idiots Hannah they really are I definitely didn't mean it. It's a me, it was just a joke. Well, and even if it's real, I look at things like everything's law and order, okay? And then people say objection. I'm like, I'm sorry, but you were the one who brought this into

evidence, okay? So now it's open. If you want your mom left out of it, don't be calling her on the skype on national TV, okay? Yeah Exactly. I heard you true actually Yeah, it's a court of law on TV people. Yeah, court. Yeah, it's true I mean anything you bring onto TV you're exposing them, you know Like you have to know you're exposing it so it's like it's whether it's whether it's tasteful or not It's it's still sort of like free game or open season or whatever, you know, fair game. Well, that's the one question I actually get asked

heaps is like, how do the Charter Guests react when they see what you say about them? And like, you know what, the ones with humor, like Kenny and Amber from Oklahoma, they just have a laugh and get on with it. But I have had a few Charter Guests tweet me or like personal message me, like saying stuff and I'm like, you know what? I can't get the shits with edit or that I get shown when I'm drunk because

I'm an adult and I decided to do a fucking reality show. And if you decide as a guest to come on, I'm sorry, but I can't sit there and interview and go, that chart a guess was so nice over and over because I'll get replaced and it's boring as fuck. So if I have an opinion, I'm going to say it because that's what I'm paid to do. So you can't get shits of child against if I say something not so flattering about you. Well, there was a lady from Real Housewives of Dallas, Heidi, what's her face? Heidi, who was going off about, well, the service should not have a spade. It's like, this is service on TV. If you people really knew what the hell we were saying

behind your back, you know, I've been a waiter for years. It's like, look, we have to be nice to your face. If we were honest to your face, half the time we drown you in your super, cut your throat. Your people like that are terrible. And don't be a jack. Don't go on to TV, like as a charter guest. Don't go on and be a jackass on the boat

Be a drunken jackass and order 20 million espresso martinis and then expect you know the the staff to have flowery things to say about you Yeah, well, that's the thing is I had you know like I called that um Well, let's I don't know my name. Sorry, but I called that woman the blonde woman I called her an idiot the blonde woman, I called her an idiot because she hadn't put something on her preference sheet and then said she had. Just, you know, like it's not like I went crazy about her, or anything like, and they're like, she has a PhD in this and I'm like, well, good for her. Yeah. PhDs still have to like write the preference down. Yeah, yeah, put on your screen. Having a PhD doesn't make me psychic.

No, so yeah, it's like, but I just go, you know what, you're grown up. If you go on reality TV, then, you know, we all know there's like a little bit of, you know, edit and things like that. Go on. And if you don't know that, then you're probably too stupid to afford to be able to pay for the charter in the first place. Oh, right.

So this season, alliances changed a lot and you guys really do talk most shit about each other. I think out of any other below tech cast. Yeah, this is really fought with each other and change sides and stuff like that. And a lot of it just had to do with sexuality and everybody's rules on what's right and what's wrong. And then everybody ended up betraying their own ideals anyway by the end of it. So now that you guys see that you're

all a bunch of glaring hypocrites, like, how is that going? Because I know that you're like legit friends with Adam now, right? How is that? Well, but another hypocrite. How's that going? Well, it's like, we talked a little about it last time, but we hadn't seen the whole show. And it's like, we all, everybody, I mean, we're like that too. We have certain rules for people that we don't necessarily live by. You know, it's just when you're all caught on camera. Like, how is the whole thing with you kind of hooking up with that guest and then every, you know, other people are kind of hooking up too

or all the stuff that happened with Malia? Like, how is that Settling after everything are you all remaining friends Just like ten questions all at once I'm so sorry How do you feel about Malia? I know what about Adam too and Lauren and how's that sitting with you? Yeah, basically are you guys still, okay, let's start specifically. Are you guys still talking with Malia? Like how did

Malia end up with everybody? Generally. Um, I think she's so she's very good close with Bugs and she's very close with Wiz and Bobby. So yeah, I like, I chat with her every now and then. And mostly when I put tweets out that she doesn't like. That's when she makes fun. Yeah, she used to tweet at us. Well, she used to retweet us and things like that, but she's sort of, she's kind of like tapered off as the season's gone along, which is, and same with Bugsie, which I think is hilarious. The clue they are, they're not enjoying our, our take on them anymore. No.

Okay, a better example is you and Bobby. So you and Bobby went at it on what what happens live about, you know, okay, you know, was maybe you should describe the fight for the people who don't remember it, because my memory will be completely false. Oh, look, I, I got like absolutely blindsided by that. I was not expecting it at all. We've done about two days of press together. And I think sometimes what happens with Bobby when he's with me or pretty much anyone else

who's smarter than him, is he feels a little bit like, he thinks sometime, I think he what he thinks is I go out my way to make him look like an idiot when I don't, it just happens naturally. That sounds bad, but it's like, just for example, like you know, a reporter said to a, said to like Bobby, like, oh, you must have traveled a low-round America, where's your favorite spot? And he's like Florida, our, you know, Fort Lauderdale. And then they asked me and I said,

the math is vineyards, San Francisco, New York. And so he just thinks that's me trying to make him look dumb when it's not. So he'd had two days of that and then just basically started attacking me pretty much on live TV. And yeah, I kind of, you know, responded accordingly. But yeah, we haven't spoken

a word to each other since that night. So, oh, you haven't. Yeah, because I was going to follow up with then on the show, he was really judgy about both that Malia and West situation and also your situation with that hot dude from Dallas. Yeah. But then he kind of turned around and I guess hooks up, you know, or the previews or make it look like he's gonna, yeah. He did. So does he, did he ever admit that that was hypocrisy or is he just kind of going with it making excuses for it?

Like, well, at least it's not my boss. Probably. I don't know, because I haven't spoken to him. So I knew that that had happened when we were filming, because I, like, the Charter guest was speaking to me about it, because they weren't happy with the primary. So I don't know. The whole thing was very bizarre to me, because I just think that at the end of the day, at least, like, with the Charter guest, he was the primary. He's leaving the tip. I'm not messing around

with like, you know, like one of the hose. I mean, let's be honest. Let's be honest. Like, you know, sorry, you speak. I'm just was just going to say, like, if a male child a guest comes on, say, for example, with girls, you don't know which girl he's after or his family for. So you kind of leave them alone, because he's paid for them to come on a holiday. So it's just, if you want to get a number or something

and then later on, but maybe not in front of the same thing. That's exactly what I was going to try and say. Yes, exactly. Yeah, because he doesn't look very happy at one point. Even when he was saying, oh, we'll set up this little thing outside and then it'll be like your tinter day showed up. Ha, ha, ha. But then they show him in a later scene. Like, excuse me, we're trying to have dinner here.

Yeah, it's like the kid who doesn't care about a toy, but then when someone else starts playing with it, he suddenly becomes very jealous of it. So, you know, yeah. At the end of the day, that's kind of his prerogative if he's paying for the charter. Absolutely. You know, like so. You don't mess with that. Yeah.

And like, I don't know, I was a little bit shocked as well about the cruise response to it, which is pretty much nothing. So I was like, to me, there was so many things like in the season, and I just't know, I was a little bit shocked as well about the cruise response to it, which was pretty much nothing. So I was like, to me there was so many things like in the season and I just go like, so it was not really the issue, the issue wasn't what I did or what I said, it's actually me. And I don't know if it's like almost, sometimes people can come on these shows and they're like, okay, this is the kind of top dog. If we poke and we fraud, then we're gonna reaction. We'll get airtime almost. That's how I felt during this, I guess. People are intimidated by a strong woman

or a woman who is, you go on there and you basically like, I don't give a fuck, just do your job. Don't talk to me. And the thing is, you're very, at least my impression of you is that you seem pretty secure and strong. And I'm sure you have insecurities in life, like we all do, etc. But you are, by and large, a strong female. And that probably rubs some people the wrong way.

And then, and that's not your fault, that's what they have to deal with, but the way they deal with it is they like process it through these different things like, you know, like instead of being like giving you a high five for hooking up with the hottest guy of the season, it's like I can't believe choked up with that guy, you know? I think that's how it comes out. Yeah, definitely.

I kind of like, I think I got to the stage like I think maybe a charter or two after Jason's charter, where I just almost like kind of threw my hands up into feet and just went like, fuck you guys and I really pulled away from the crew. I did like, you know, kind of the not the bare minimum, but I definitely wasn't like at a hundred percent like I normally am. So that was, I definitely think that was my fault I shouldn't have let it affect me like that, but at the same time it's so hard like, especially when you're on a boat like that, because on a normal boat for example, you can be in that situation and then I can call one of my girlfriends down as soon as the

charter finishes, go out to lunch with her and sit and vent and get it out and be away from the crew and then come back refreshed. They're like, they work so hard to capture everything that we don't really even speak to our family or friends without a microphone on. And then once you have the microphone on, then they can use what you have. So you almost like the stuff that you don't want on camera, you have to then keep in your head. And when it all just gets like that, it just, you feel like your head's going to explode sometimes because you can't get it out, you know? Right. Yeah.

Well, that leads to the next one, which is what actually happened when you had the hook up with that guy because how much of it was just edited out of order because you're saying pretty clearly over and over on the show like we were only texting once you was off the boat. You know, we just kissed in a hallway. Well, we know that ain't true because we saw the camera on the ground or whatever when you were like, Adam, was that his name, Adam? What was his name? Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. And then you like running to his room and you're like, do you need some assistance? I'm not. Yeah, but that way to sex. What did you actually see? Well, that's why I'm asking because that's why I'm asking.

We didn't see anything, but we heard, you know, assistant, I mean, they've shown it like five times. They keep, they keep cutting back to it. Yes. So you see me running through the main salon? Yeah, I do four or five times during service on any given night. And then we're walking up a staircase and then a door shut, yeah? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Which means so you're so you admit it. So you admit it. You like made out for three hours. We got it. It's cool. It's cool. No, that's what I'm saying. They're so blatantly showing that. So is that like a editing

trick that they're doing? Well, you don't even, like, you see the door close. You don't even see me there, actually. So, oh, they don't, they don't show you walking into the door. They just show the shop. And then you see a tricky. Yeah, then you hear the door. They just showed the shot and then yeah then you hear the audio and the one thing that I would actually say is Jason was asking about my earpiece. He said I like your little earpiece which was in my ear like that was a sexual thing that was talking about my earpiece but about my earpiece. But I'm blessing. I know, right? I was like, this guy needs to work on his game, I tell you. I think he did it just right. I think he, like his game is him just like showing up and breathing. I'm like, yes, he doesn't really need to do much. Does he takes a shirt off? He's like, okay. Yeah, I was very supportive of it. I wasn't in his room for hours and hours. He basically

we were definitely having a very, you know, full-on flirt. And then we were, I walked him upstairs and then he, well, it was probably like encouraged as well, but yet we, he kissed me for like, kind of, I don't know, good four, five seconds. And then obviously I was paranoid about cameras and I was on charter and it was just, I just went, we can't do this right now. And then as you saw, so the thing that annoyed me with the whole incident where they said that we were texting on charter is why on earth would he ask me on camera for my email address the next day when he was leaving if we were already texting?

Yeah. That makes zero sense. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I like what I mean. Well, I know they can be shady, you know. So that's why I'm asking because you wear your heart on your sleeve on this show.

Like if you're sad, you'll cry. If you're mad, you see it in your eyes. Like you literally can't hide what you're thinking. Like no one can accuse you of being fake, you know? So when you come out and you so strongly say something and then they constantly cut to that clip they put together, that's why I had to ask about it. So I was like, wait a minute.

I mean, some of this stuff with their like, the Hannah's lazy montage, they've been doing that the past few episodes and I'm like, well, she's obviously just getting out of bed in the Hannah's lazy montage. They've been doing that the past few episodes. And I'm like, well, she's obviously just getting out of bed in the morning and somebody's yeah, or like a smoker, you're going to catch us outside five times a day, smoking a cigarette. Like, I don't know that that's necessarily considered lazy. It's just a break. So it seems like a lot of stuff they're putting together just to have like the Hannah's lazy montage. Yeah. I've got two questions now, because now the questions are building up on my brain.

So before we get to the lazy thing, I just want to ask another question, some more questions about Jason. Have you seen him since and has there been more official kissing like like non illegal kissing? A loud kissing. Yes. So we've seen each other a few times. Um, I'm seeing him in two days, uh, again in New York.

So yeah, there's been some kissing and stuff, but it's, you know, I travel too much really to have anything serious and he goes to the gym too much to have a relationship with anyone other than himself. That's perfect to me. I think it's not like the perfect situation. Too much to have a relationship with anyone other than himself So I think it's not like the perfect situation No kidding. I could like I could go home to Australia and visit my parents come back And he wouldn't have even noticed he'd just be finishing his work at it. It'd be amazing Yeah, a low stakes

Relationship with a super hot guy. I'm for it. I'm for it. Yes Exactly So in this, this is another Tuffy, but I have to ask it. This one, it's not as offensive though, don't worry. This episode, we saw you kind of encouraging Adam to show those texts to what's your face. I mean, yes, yeah, what's his face? What's his his, Wes. So do you feel like that was revenge or hypocrisy? I think honestly at the time, I really liked Wes and Malia had kind of taken

a disliking to me. I'm not sure why. And I still don't really know why. She said it was because I wasn't very nice to her, but that's probably really true. I don't get my way to be nice to people. And also, it's very difficult, you know, like you can't be kind of friendly and friends with

and nice to everyone when you're working that hard. And my care factor's pretty low for junior decans, liking me so. But in terms of the text, I like to dropped those bombs just a little slight calm as like I don't really have time for those little pieces a little bit assholes down there on the deck just scrub the teak and keep quiet that sounds like Jason anyway. So, no, I kind of thought actually that Wes had a right to know, especially when I found out that he and Amelia had been kissing and then she texted Adam and he showed it to me that she was going to get a hotel room with him,

etc, etc, that she missed him. So to me, I was like, to make out with one guy and then send a text like that, you're really playing with these people. You know, like, so to me, I kind of thought was had a right to know what was going on because he's just a little sweet heart. So I didn't really think that what she was doing was right. And you really didn't, none of you really didn't know that they were like kissing and hooking up because it seems like, I mean, it's hard to know because we obviously see everything as the audience you know we see them sneak off to wherever. So none of you guys really knew that was going on.

At this episode we did yes. Wow. But while it was happening I don't think so much. What was so mean? To me as well, the one thing as well is, if you go out at the very start when she kissed both of them on the same night, I was like, okay, you know, but to me it's like that's very different to then five weeks on, still leading them both on. Like, you know, it's five weeks, make a choice,

pick your boy and let's get going, because you're messing with my chef, which is messing with my guest, which is messing with my team. So. Well, it's interesting with this season. It's kind of funny, the fight that you had with Bobby in a weird way kind of set the tone for the season,

even though the season was already filmed and edited before that fight. But it kind of set a tone for the for below deck med, which was a little bit more sort of, I wasn't even scandalous because there wasn't really any like major scandal, but it was more soapy in terms of like romantic interactions, I love triangles and things like that. And I think one thing that was interesting for us when we covered it this season was

sort of having these ongoing debates where trying to like ride that line between slut shaming versus you know being like like female empowerment right like as a woman like you should be able to like kiss whatever guys you want and not be Sham like this guys can do it, you know But then there was a feeling of like being like being led like is she leading people on and like where's that line and how's it get crossed? Honestly, what do we when okay? So say for guide us that to me or one of my girlfriends, we call him a fucking douchebag. Yeah. Right. And we go, that's not okay. So if it's not okay for guys, it's not okay for girls. Right. And I

think there is like, I've heard you guys very conflicted quite a few times about the situation. And it's like, oh, if it's okay for guys to do it, it's not okay for guys to do it. You're shitty. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's not a K for guys to do it. You're shitty human being. Yeah, well, that's been my defense, is that I've shamed Adam. I've been as mean to Adam the whole time for being kind of an older guy

just wanting to go after the youngest, you know, pretty girl or whatever. Yeah, I don't think it's okay for a guy to do it at all. I just think that guys, even though it's not okay for a guy to do it, they just somehow get away with a slap on the wrist, even they'll be called a douchebag or whatever, but it's just like, oh, they're a douchebag, but a girl will get shamed and then hate it.

And then people say, I hate that bitch. It's very severe, I think. Yeah, look, I even get it. I was reading a comment the other day, and it was like, she threw herself a bin, she threw herself a Bobby, she threw herself at Jason. Now she's throwing herself at Adam, like blah blah blah. And I was like, do you know what's strange? I'm like, Bobby, the season one literally went after a girl who had a serious boyfriend, the entire season. And he got called a romantic and a sweetheart. Exactly.

And like you're pursuing someone who's saying to you stop, I have a boyfriend stop. And you're a romantic. And I said also it's like 2017. Like come on, a woman can't hit on a man we're supposed to sit at home and wait. And trust me. Exactly.

And I only hit on two of those people. So actually one. But you know, it doesn't regardless. It's like, who cares? What's the problem, you know? Do you still talk to any of the people from season one? Yes. So Tiffany is arriving at my hotel in 15 minutes.

Wow. So excited. And Julia flew down to spend four days with me and South of France earlier this year. So, millions millions if and they're not really friendly together, but I'm very, very close with both of them. And Brian, our touch base, it's like once every six months. He was a little awful, I thought. Talk about that hot tub scene with Tiffany.

It was a real low point I thought like that I feel like was a career limiting moment for him. Yeah that was really not a good which season was harder to do which one was like or which one did you enjoy more I should say. Um a million percent season one. Really? And why is that? Yeah because I feel like in season one. Really? And why is that? Because I feel like in season one, everyone was there being authentic. We fought and stuff, but it was also real. And because it was all of our first time except Ben's, we were all kind of running around bumping into walls with blank looks on our faces wondering what the fuck we were doing. And I feel like once the show was super successful, I guess we got, they got a lot more people coming

into casting and things like that. And I just feel like some people weren't there for the right reasons. They were there to become TV stars than reality. Who do you think, who do you think in season two is trying to become more of a TV star than just be there for the art. I think bugs. I think, um, yeah, I think I saw there was something on her CV that, which is, um, I don't know whether I'm out or not, but it definitely made me think that she was there for to become like, you know, a reality TV person as opposed to a Stuart S. And I think, um, well, I don't know,

to me Bobby changed a little bit from season one to two. So I didn't really see the same person as they did in season one. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's an interesting balance on this show because it still has to be entertaining. So they get a lot of, they cat, you know, they'll cast characters. But how dangerous does that make it on the boat?

Yeah. I've always wondered that because Malia mentioned, you know, Adam and Malia's affair, whatever, this coming out now, the grand affair, that, you know, that long deep dark dark secret which was like hooking up at yacht camp or whatever I love you yacht camp by the way I can just imagine like all these like little yachties going away with their twigs with the panties I can't do this talk We're supporting our child's decision to be a yachtie.

I think I've got a yacht camp. A yacht certification or whatever. Is that something that people have to take, you know, every charter or whatever, because it made it look like, oh, so you're both brand new and have not ever done this or? Yeah, so I got mine seven years ago when I joined Yawning. So that's you you need an STC W to work on your. So right. So they weren't just getting it redone or whatever because I don't remember what Malia's story was. I mean she's saying she's pretty new, but I didn't

know that she was brand new. Yes. I. So she worked on the boats that took people out to go diving, but she'd never stepped foot on a super yacht before. OK. OK. I don't know. I don't know.

Maybe it's different in fishing. So you're now friends with Adam. And we have really, really gone in on Adam. Pretty much all season long. Is what are we missing? So, look, the thing with reality TV is that some people like with me, I go on and I'm pretty much exactly like, well what you see on television is obviously an exaggerated version of me because, you know, it's three days down, put into 43 minutes and they're not going to put anything boring because you know it's three days down put into 43 minutes and

they're not going to put anything boring you know. But with me I just go on and I'm exactly myself and I do the same that I would be in normal life and I just pretty much ignore the cameras you know. With the people once you put cameras in front of their face they either think that they need to adjust themselves to be bigger personalities or more aggressive or fierce or that to try and they don't even do it. It's not like I don't think he went in and did it on purpose. I think it was like a subconscious thing of like,

we're making a TV show I need to be super over the top and you can even see when we're fighting I just stand there and go back at him, you know, it's not actually me Going for him unless you know, he's done something like the onions or what have you? But He's just not really like I don't see the person I watch every week is not the person that I know now So I don't know if it was the male like if he got a bit messed up in the head with Malia, or if he just wasn't great for the first time

in front of the camera, thinking maybe that he needed to be a bigger personality than he was. Mm-hmm. Well, it's interesting with him, because when I think of Adam, if I think of like great villains of reality TV with big personalities,

I actually don't look at Adam and say, oh, he's got like a big personality. I feel like his villainy kind of crept up over the course of the season, and then at a certain point, it was just like, oh, this guy, you know? So it's kind of funny to think of his personality being bigger than what it was,

but at the same time, one thing I really do always enjoy about Below Deck is how, because it's such close quarters and you know episodes like there's there's no like downtime in between episodes. They pick up exactly where the last one left off. I feel like we do get to peel away layers, etc. So I mean I think one of the reasons why Adam was such a villain, at least for me as a as a consumer of the show, is not someone who was actually on it, or knows who we really is, was that it felt like we were getting to see, like, peel back the layers of, it felt like what we were seeing was an outgrowth

of his personality and not some persona he was creating. Does that make sense? Yeah, it does. I, and you know what, the other thing though, is like, we only kind of became friendly at the very end of the season as well. So maybe that's how what he's like when he's working and because I've only Really chilled with him now He's not like that when we're chilled and maybe if we went back and did like season three together or something He would be that douchebag again, and I'd have to keep you know bringing him down

And that's by the way, it is a lot of Jeffrey. A lot of it is just being a chef too. Yeah. Because chefs are known for being moody bastards. And they're allowed to be. And it's probably hard for these chefs to go on TV where they're suddenly judged for being a moody bastard when they're chefs. It's like, I've earned the right to be a moody bastard. Yeah. I know, but the thing with me is I was like, with Ben, I put up with it a lot because his food was so amazing. With Adam, I was like, sorry dude,

you're not sending out food good enough to have that fucking attitude. Like, and you're wearing your apron and your hat in front of the guest. And you're fucking crocs. Yes, and he didn't seem to ever like stop doing that all season. He kept doing it by the Yes, and he didn't seem to ever like stop doing that all season. He kept doing it, by the way, after that dust up.

I know. You do. Yeah, I don't think we don't notice that bath hat every single time now. Yeah, every single time. So let's, we have one extremely important question to Anton. Everybody's dying to know.

Yeah. I got mad at packaged cookies, OK? He sent out cookies for the guests. And I could have sworn I saw a rapper there that he had taken those cookies out and cooked them, you know, like the cookie dough for Hillsbury or something. Was that them or were they homemade cookies? And I'm sorry if I'm ruining your new friendship. That's fine. They were homemade cookies. Oh good. Thank you. So there. This ends with me saying I'm wrong. You see doesn't that feel good everybody? Yeah, no sorry when you guys text me when you were doing the podcast, it was like 315 in the morning.

We figured we figured it was like in the off chance that you you might be up and it might be a really cool interactive moment, but so funny actually because I was like laying with my flatmate in bed listening to the podcast and like when you guys are like okay we're messaging Hannah right now I was like oh I remember I told you that I thought it was really weird it's 350 am get up where they have big cookies. Well I could go for a cookie right now so Hannah have so much fun at the reunion start like three fights and we should we you a code word to say. Like a word like, say, if you incorporate mushroom,

say the word mushroom sometime, and then we'll know that was a little wink and a nod to watch our crappings. Is there any easier word? Yeah, what's a better word? Pineapple? Pineapple, sure. Pineapple, you have aapple. Yeah, I will try and get pineapple in there. Yeah. So I can be that out to you guys. Yeah, okay. Have so much fun at the reunion. You kick some ass, lady. I will. And thank you guys so much for like giving me such a good laugh every week. It honestly, like sometimes I watch the show and I'm like, oh my god, what did I do?

And then I'm to you guys and all is well in the world again, so thank you. Well, by the way, I just want to say sometimes you'll message us and be like, oh, I just made such a fool myself in this next episode. You're going to see, you're going to have a laugh at what an idiot I was and like, on the episode, you drop a towel. And I'm like, okay. Wasn't I ridiculous? I dropped a towel. I know. I think I'm like, I even watched the I ridiculous? I dropped a towel.

I know, I think I'm like, I even watched and like the episode the other night where I got really wasted was not amazing, but I watched it with my mom. She's like, what are you freaking out about? Like that's really not that bad. I was like, okay, if my mom who's the most conservative woman in the world doesn't think it's that bad,

then I'm probably overreacting, so. Yeah, I thought you were gonna do something like crazy bad, especially like I thought you're going to do something to bugsy or something, you know, especially when she confronted you about being a lazy chiefs too. Yeah, actually the funniest thing is like the people who like seeing that episode have just messaged me and they're like that's just so funny because like say Adam, for example, he was like, she doesn't, you don't even say anything yet, you still win. Yeah.

It's just like, she looks terrified. I mean, she looks like this is the, it's like her first audition for Gypsy or something. Like, the girl is terrified to do it. Yeah. And you just keep your glasses on like, okay. She's like, do you have anything to say? Like she has to walk back. She's like, oh, come back.

Do you have anything to say to me about that? And you're like, no. And then you laugh in her face and she walks out. Yeah, it was awkward. I actually felt bad for her because I know that's the way I would confront you too. I'd be just breathless and be like so

Hannah I think Like maybe you can work better a little bit. I don't know like let's have great charter. Bye. Anything you have to say no, okay, bye That's how I would do it I didn't realize that her voice was quivering so much like when she you know when, when she came and approached me, like, you can hear her voice and her, she can have me breathe. I'm like, oh, honey, calm down. And if it's like, if it's that, if it's giving you that much anxiety and it's that stressful, there's two days till the end of season, just leave it alone. You're causing yourself

alone. I just, I'm more stressed than you're causing. Well, I love how you dealt with it because you're like all right I'll fold some more napkins And then you went up to captain Sandin she's like great job, Hannah That's why I look at the way you wipe those plates. That's why you're an excellent chief stew and bucks. He's just like Steve Stu and back seat just like I was literally in stitches because that was it wasn't a strategic move but it was definitely a fuck you bugsy move was to just go straight to Captain Sanding go like bugs is feeling a bit overwhelmed can I go back and like and she's like Hannah yeah no I'm doing the voice like you do it

Hannah you know like this is the good thing. Your student comes to you and she lets, you know, this is why you're a great chiefs stew. I was like, I should be fucked and I think you can hit me on my face, I stuck laughing my head off as I'm walking away. And then as well, oh no, sorry, we're not out to that. Never mind. OK. That'll be next week. Exactly. In fact, you'll probably know exactly what I'm talking about when you see the finale. Yeah.

I'm excited. Well, thank you so much for coming on and chatting with us. We love shooting the shit with you. You'll have to come back on again. And yes, sure. Have a great time at that reunion, y'all. I'll send you a text tomorrow night and let you know how it all went. And whether I still have all my limbs and how many daggers are in my back.

Okay, perfect. Perfect. We're down. Okay, well, thank you again. Thanks, Hannah. Thanks, Hannah. And we're going to go recap the episode right now. Okay, cool. I can't wait and I'm gonna get to listen to it in France with my bestie as well So I'm super double excited this week because we've had the last month apart. Oh fabulous right on Good. All right. Bye. I'll be you. We'll talk to you soon. Bye That was so nice of Hannah to come on to the show

to tell us everything. And it's funny because she and K-Chest Aine have now both been on our podcast, and they are both totally up front with everything. They're totally candid. And they have been so good to our show. And one thing that we forgot to mention was that last week we did our Patreon Google Hangout and that's

when people who support the show at the Hangout level, we do a monthly Hangout and people come on, we just shoot the shit. And Kate Chastain came on and it was really cool to be on there chatting with our listeners and also Kate and the listeners could talk to Kate and everything. So not only is it cool how Kate and Hannah have been so good to our show, it's also just a reminder that like it's that you can join the hangouts because super cool things happen. Yeah, always good times. We laugh so much on this. Yeah.

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pivot slightly into a recap of this week's Blow Deck Mediterranean episode? Well, let's do it! Yeah. A massive story between Malia and I. It's massive, okay? That's it. I need to tell everybody, because it was massive.

I liked how the episode began with Adam going later skater I feel like maybe he just said it once and post production has just been repeating the audio of it multiple times because Who says it that much? later skater Why do I feel like I'm in the wrong episode of below that because I am I was like wait I think I've seen all this before. But then again, it's like someone's ironing. Wait, have you done this?

Yes, you do it every week. But I was in the wrong week. So he didn't start off with that. He did start off with later skating. After a montage of the hand and laziness. Like, look, Hannah's getting out of bed, Hannah's smoking. Hannah's eating something. She's the laziest person alive. Well, this was because we are still, we're picking up where we

left off last week, which was that Hannah is totally wasted and they are leaving the seminal club Fabrique and they're going, they're leaving the club at this is right after Adam had told Malia, you think you're special, but guess what? You're not special at all. Yeah, so Malia and Bugsy are still at the club. Well, everyone else is still at the club. Yeah, and Malia goes out to Bugsy. She's like, yeah, he was like, you're special, but not at all. You're disgusting. And I was like, you have all people are sticking up for Hannah. I was like, out of that exchange, that's what's your mad at. The Adam just talks to you like that. Yes. So disgusting. And you're mad at Hannah. What the fuck? That's what's your matter. The Adam just talks to you like that. Yes And you're mad at Anna. What the fuck?

Exactly and bug bug Z is actually pretty smart here because she's like, um, why do you care so much about him? Like you have Wes. Wes is a great guy And he likes you so much and you're still talking about Adam like get over it girl Yeah, she's like we can do the slope if you want to kiss go do it go get a kiss And Malia's like you know what? This girl is going for the good guy for once and he totally deserves it But before I go for him I'm gonna go over to Adam some more to see if he's okay Exactly Yeah, and after getting dumped. Oh you decided on Wes come on

And then Hannah's just like wasted and she's, she's like, you know what I love a bit? You, you have a bloody gay sense of humor like that onion bit. That was hilarious. That was super funny. You know, I was laughing in time. And he's like, you have a bloody knee because you just fell down for the fifth time. Later, Skater, and I'm saying later to your balance. Oh, Malia is now talking with Lauren, and she's like, whatever Hannah and Adam do, I could care fucking less, which is why I'm videotaping this right now and logging into his, find my friends. It's like, this is the 10th person, like every server at Fabrique is sick of this by now,

Maly. She's like talking to a bathroom attendant, and you know what else? Adam, I'm like over him. I'm, I could care less about Adam. Like, are you gonna tip me or not? So back on the boat, Hannah whips out a huge bottle of gray goose, and I just hear captain Sandy up in bed

having some kind of nightmare like stirring in her sleep. Something's not right, something's not right, Jornovar Katie. Here's Amber Tamlin when you need her. Let me tell you something. No one's asleep yet. They're not gonna be over us tomorrow. It's not good. So Hannah is like, yeah, I don't mean. Yeah, it's making jealous. And she grabs his dick and he's like, holy can only. Yeah, by the way, he's, she's also, she has like, Gregus and the clue out. I mean, she's so wasted that now,

she's voluntarily making us press on our genius, but she is. And he's like, what do you do with Gregus and glue? I'm like, there's actually one cocktail you can do with that as called a mind eraser. So this is going in a bad place. But yeah, he Adams like, he's like, yeah, later, Skater. And I want to hook up as he grabs her tit and pushes her away by the tit. I'm like, you still come to the end. rabs her tit and pushes her away by the tit. I'm like, you still come to the end. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, it's a kind of assault. Yeah.

Because he could have done, he could have done the whole thing. And he didn't, which, you know, we take points off of Adam for a lot of things. Yeah. This one was pretty good when he was like, look, we did a job. Malia's jealous. And no, no, no means no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm like a guy with a creepy white van just said, no means no. I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm like a guy with a creepy white van just said, no means no. I think we're actually evolving. Yes, at which point Hannah turned into a pinball. I was like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. As she hit every piece of kitchen equipment on the way to the ground, she was so wasted. It's like boom, boom, boom, boom.

She went so far down, she took down the moldy bucks from last season. Yeah. So like, she's to make him jealous and he's like, sleep it up. She went so far down she took down the moldy box from last season. Yeah So like she's to make him jealous and he's like sleep it up without me And then like ah and I think Malia came through at that point and she's like sold out to Hannah, huh? I'm like, well great great job not caring about Adam. I like how everybody just passes through the kitchen with their with their opinions Lauren's like everyone thinks you're hooking up, by the way, just go with it. Bobby's like, great stage night.

Max is like, you with that bitch said to that bed and that bed and gonna. Just like an ongoing like if I were chase still. I love that banana on the ribble. Everybody get out of my kitchen. So Hannah and Adam, oh yeah, sold out, sold out to Hannah, huh? And then she tells us, she takes him out on the side

and she's like, you don't have to be an asshole to prove a point, okay? I'm like, you're wearing a whale tail right now. Like, can we not have the slut shaming conversation while your ass is literally hanging out of your pants? Well, yeah, and Adam's like, yeah, you basically hook up a half the crew. You're a liar and you blew that later skater and he did say later skater again. Yes. She's like it was just you in West. It's like a third of the crew

Whatever actions ever actions. And then Hannah, Hannah's in bed and we see our night cab. That's for some reason she just keeps answering the main phone, the quarter phone and holding on to it. She's really taking that blondie song to literally hanging by the telephone. Um, so now Malia and Wes are making out now, which I felt bad because Wes is like, I got the girl. I'm like, no, she's just making Adam jealous right now.

I'm sorry to say it. Yes, exactly, I know. I'm not so sad, but I like that Wes was like, hookin' up with other girls at the bar. He's like, well, what's your name, young lady? I'm horrible. So then Wes and Malia wind up in a bunk and bugs, and he's like, I'm gonna sleep in the crib, boy.

And then Bobby. I'm gonna sleep in the mess because it's a large. And then, uh, Bobby. I'm gonna sleep in the mess because the crib is being messy. Get it? If I were chief Steve, I'd have an entire teah-a. Oh, my gosh. It's like Lazy. So, if I was chief Steve,

I'd have a show called chief Steve at the Ha Ha. Ha Ha. Ha Ha Ha. So then, Wes and Melier and Bed and and Bobby really being classy like bass is like oh Huh, she really earned those stripes, huh? And then he walks in and says, huh you guys really think this is professional whoa They're like oh shut up Bobby. You kicked bugs out of a room Mike when was the last time someone kicked bugs out of their room? Like since the bed bug epidemic of 2015, they'd be they'd be wrong to not kick bugs out of their room.

But they are gross. They're what are they going to just fuck on the top bunk? And they would have. They would have. We've all been to college. I didn't go to college, but I've been to a college. Yeah, and it was fucking as somebody's room. You know, it made me think back to Emil. Remember Emil on the that regular blow deck? Yeah. Yeah. Some meal of the night camera jerk off sessions. Emil who looks like my friend Diana. Yeah. I kind of missed Emil. I'm not gonna lie. I actually, that was an amazing season of blow deck. That was the rocky season. That was a phenomenal. Let me see you. Yeah, yeah, Rocky. He on a meal perfection. Hell yeah, and Wes leaves and he's like, oh, right. They sleep in the bed books.

Didn't let the bed bugs bite books. If I achieve still I'd kill all the bed bugs. So it goes ahead but great. So the next morning, Malia and Max hurt cleaning up and she's like, Max, did you just fart? And he's like, yeah, no, but it's like Max. Just one of the guys. And then Bugsie goes up to Sandy and is just basically starts complaining about Hannah. She's like, she is one of the most lazy people I've ever met. So lazy. So lazy. I'm sick of her management skills. I'm tired of feeling like I'm the one doing everything, like everything. Hannah has not set one table this entire season. How many table scopes can one

woman do? I can't handle it anymore. Do you know how many bags of rocks I've emptied onto the table? Difficult life I'm leading. How many sea shells? How many crystals? So montage of lazy Hannah. You're like, look, Hannah's coming out of the bathroom. Oh God, was it break time? So Bugsie, yeah, so the captain's like,

you feel underappreciated? Is that what I'm hearing? Well, look, if I were you, I'd have a sit down because you're great at managing emotions. Oh I thought she said you're really green at managing your emotions. Oh, I thought she said great and then Buxi He's like I shouldn't have taken the second stoo joll this season. That's it. That's it She's like look I like when the crew talks to me, but I'm not gonna solve their problems I'm trying to figure out why this toast tastes like peanut butter, but there's only better on it.

Anyone? Anyone? She's like, you know, I'm not gonna solve all their problems, but the truth is I already gave him the answer. Take a nap. Be better rested. You wouldn't have these issues if you could just sleep. See, Hannah's not lazy. She's just taking my advice. Nappin' all day. That's all we need.

It's Macao's laziness. It's called Reston for the task ahead, which is Fending Bugsie off. Good luck, honey. Yeah. So Hannah wakes up like, oh, oh, what's that busy signal? Oh, is that buzz? Oh, it's the phone.

Like that. Oh, shit, Jerko wake you do. We're like, is that buzz? Oh, it's the phone Like that oh shit jerk awake you do we're like where am I what did I do? Am I pregnant? Have I murdered someone did I hit a trash can last night with that homeless person? Oh Zedem Did I make an espresso martini in my sleep? So Wesley a Scratches by well, they're just talk that was it was like a nothing thing So Wesley scratches by? Well, they're just talking about it. It was like a nothing thing.

It seemed like it was gonna become something, but it didn't, because Wesley was giving Mollia instructions and he was like, you know, I've never made out with someone on my crew before. I feel like it's pretty unprofessional, but it's not just, it's not just where I work. It's also my house.

So I can make out with people, because it's my house. Okay, okay, just a fire. Okay, all of you justifying now. You know, I would be offended if it was, if it wasn't all of them justifying, but at this point, it's like everyone can judge each other but then still do it on their own.

So, you know, everyone's a hypocrite, so I'm down. Yeah, so now Hannah and Adam are in the gallery and they're just laughing away, and I love this. The camera just cuts to buggy. Buggy,ie bugsy wiping a dish angrily she's like Like buffing out any last crumb that's on that with so much fury She did not put away the gray goose last night So Hannah Adam and Wes crew mess for Hannah, Adam, Wes, Hannah, Adam, Adam, Wes, Hannah, Adam, Wes, Hannah, Adam, Wes, Hannah,

I'm just kidding. Just kidding. I love that, man. I love that, but I can't come to the reference sheet meeting. So Hannah, what do you think of this Jerry? Huh? Yeah. Like, give him some drama, mean, to shoot him with a flagon yeah I forgot

about Jerry but when I saw his face I was like oh I don't remember why I hated this guy but I seem to remember that I hated him and and we saw later on he was the guy who made Bobby like had like that competition to woo over a girl at the bar he's just like an awful pig yeah he's a pig and you know from last in his defense, he does pay a lot of people. Yeah, he has a big big. He's the big Gilbit Bill Gates that they talked about at the Harris Salon, who's given a job to a town of like 300 horse. Yeah. So basically, he's awful, but Sandy's like, well, in the yacht world, we don't get to pick our clients,

but you know, we can pick our nap times and our bananas and our brains. He knows. Yeah, you can't pick, you can pick your friends, you can pick your house, but you can't pick your family a horse. Okay. Let's just get ready to feed them. Just not salads. Okay, here's all they want. No salads. They do want some milkshakes and CAC. Alright, David. All right. Here's what they want. CAC milkshakes, no salads, maybe a van to camp fish stick and some saltines. Can you do that? Adams like check. I'll make salads and everything they got it. So Lauren and bugsugs, oh I also liked that the captain said, if they want more, we provide more.

And I was like, oh good, because your crew is totally doing that. So Lauren and Bugs, you're making beds and Bugs, he's like, well I love that. No way, I'll say, he made it at the moment. I don't know what she's done. And Lauren's like, oh we could get so much more done if like everybody was doing more. Well, it's a hierarchy. Well, sir, Stu, I don't think I have a place to say anything. So I guess you do stick up for yourself. I tried, but I'm a bully and I can't get over the fact that I was a bully. I can't stand over myself. Oh my god. Hot jelly industry, can we

leave it over and make it bad together? Oh my god, this is amazing. I even though I didn't draw a conflict, she needs to know my feelings. That is it. Oh my god. Oh, get out the safety pins. They also, by the way, again, the editors are totally being hilarious because they're like, Hannah so Lazy, she's so Lazy and they cut to Hannah, just standing around doing nothing. Just, just making it look so shitty. So, um, meanwhile, Malia calls Bobby and Max for a meeting at the deck on the deck. And she's like, I just want you guys to know

that I want to be known first as a deck hand and second as a girl. So that's what it is. And I just want your respect. They're like, oh, okay, done. I thought about last night. Like, yeah about last night. Like yeah, last night were one guy left because you were like totally betraying the fuckery

that you were doing with the other guy that you were mad at for hating on other girls at the bar visibly. And now you want to be known as just, let me come on. Too late. Too late. So basically, she really respects us. She basically had to, you know, kind of, it's not that she had to humiliate herself, but She's repaid to and before they could respect her. Yeah, humble herself if you will her that's right. Humble herself

I did like at the bar I don't think we mentioned it last week, but I liked it the bar. She's like hey cheers to Adam being mean to me It's like, hey, cheers to Adam being mean to me. Cheers to Wes not being attention to me. Cheers to every Malia fucking everybody on the boat or whatever, and we're doing shots. Yeah, we like her now. Why? Because of Pope Ride.

That's all I'm saying. So meanwhile, we're at the last charter, like the seasons about to end. And clearly the producers were getting into bugs these years, like you have to confront Hannah before the seasons over. You have to do it. Confront her, confront her about being LaZie, confront her.

So bugs is like, okay, she's like, I don't like confrontation, but I'm gonna do this. So she goes up to Hannah. What I'm Ellen Pizza Pie, what I'm Ellen Pizza Pie. Okay. And she's like, wha- wha- warming up. Ha, Hannah? Uuuhhh! Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, b, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, b, I feel like this is- you've been a lasi chief stew! LASI! I don't feel like you've been pulling your weight!

Hannah's just staring at her like... What else is stupid fucker? I'm not having this just staring at her. Oh, I enjoyed working with you in the beginning. I don't know what happened. You know what happened. You lost my trust when you passed around the arpeid. Well, I lost respect because you don't hook up with the chatter.

Oh, chatter gets... Oh! Are you saying chatter or chatter? you don't hook up with the chatter. Oh, chatter gets Oh Are you saying shout out or charter? I don't know anymore. I'm saying this If I was she's still I'd ask for a line And then how and then how does it look like you you stupid twat And we all know I did not make out Jason all but happened was that he kissed the blue kiss to me and I docked. So the air kiss went over my head, hit the wall, fell into the trash and I threw the trash into the water. So basically he kissed the fish.

Basically you mad at me for throwing trish in the water. Which is me doing work. And then she's terrified and Hannah's just staring through those sunglasses like bitch please and Brexit is well I look forward to this beat I look forward to this last charter and hope you can knock it out of the ballpark and then it goes knock it out of the ballpark all right and so that walks away and then she's like is wait a minute, wait a minute. Is there anything you'd like to say to me? And she's like, no, nothing at all.

Because I was told I was supposed to have a comfort, confrontation with you and say, you need to say something to me so we can find. No. Oh, okay, okay. Poor thing. So the most amazing thing, which of course we talked about this earlier, but we still have to recover again, because it was hilarious. The Hannah went right up to Captain Sandy and it's like, you know, I think that Bugs is overwhelmed. Her pretty little pay-bent brain can't handle all the responsibility of, sheoked off onto here.

So, I think we need to give this some time off. And Sandy is like, now see, that's what I love in a first stew That someone can come up to the chief and say hey, I'm a little tired I need a nap and she says you know what take a nap. I'm gonna pick up your slack. What a great chiefs do And thankfully there's no one for you to fuck on the both this time. So enjoy the night shift It's like she said I'm gonna blow up that banana and I didn't even have to ask her to one for you to fuck on the boat this time. So enjoy the night shift. It's like she said, I'm gonna blow up that banana and I didn't even have to ask her to such a joy. So Bobby sees the the the hose on board and they say,

guys are hooked up with one of these chicks on Tinder. We match. It's Tinder, Bobby. Yeah. Like there's probably 10 people in Croatia on Tinder. Yeah. It's not that crazy. And Max is like, man, she's like a weapons man. She's like a weapon man.

That was my terrible Max impersonation. I apologize. I'm not going. She's a weapon man. So Hannah and Bugsy, let's see. Yeah, Hannah's like bugs darling. I feel like you're taking on too much. So I'll be doing the light shift and bugs is like, well, that's not the issue, but okay. Well, you can't have it both ways, you know, she says, I don't care what shift she's doing, she's working while she's on it. Oh my goodness. Well good luck with that. Okay, ma'am. Yes.

So now the primary arrives. Jerry, and he walks up and he sees Sandy, and he's like, oh, you're the captain? Oh, I wasn't expecting that. I wasn't expecting a little lady like that. Okay, Princess. I guess you're going to sell us some of the seas. Yeah. Little lady like that. Okay, princess. I guess you're gonna sell some of the seas. I guess I do respect women and you can tell by this gang of paydash core time with yeah

So they have to take up their shoes and one of the one of the girls is like, oh my god I wore this stupidest socks today Just get on the boat. You're also wearing a really stupid face that you bought I'm like, it's just getting the boat. You're also wearing a really stupid face that you bought. Some of these faces, like if you're gonna choose your face, why would you choose Jar Jar Binks? You like Star Wars? I mean, what the hell? So they go on the customary boat tour

and I love this one quick scene where two girls accidentally wind up walking into the wheelhouse where Sandy is and they're like, um, sorry, we were on the tour but I think we got lost and Sandy goes, that's okay. I think they went that way. Look home over here sit on my lap and we'll check out Mr. Skin's website together. Girls. Oh, you cute things you got lost in a hallway. Malia's with the guys showing she can be one of the guys by like being sexually rude to the girls. Like that is totally fake.

And Bob is like, I think it's all fake. It's okay. And Max is like, I think the only position Bobby wants to be in is instead of lead deck and his horizontal Get because Bobby who wants to be long on top of what the gears one of the birds He wants to have sex with the bed that what I'm saying is Bobby wants to have sex with birds Good one, that's The first movement So I like that hand I was saying um well well, it's usual for him to bring holes. One

time one of his haves tried to get me fired. And I was like, I'm ideal with his wife and children, honey. I'm sorry, honey. I like we don't we don't appreciate how often Hannah says, honey. Honey, I'm sorry, honey, but I deal with the wife and you're a whole honey. So Malia's Malia and Wes are trying not to flirt and they're doing this by just following each other at a 10-10 foot distance. Yes. It's like well I guess someone got a restraining order. It's me. She's like, yeah, it's called being the boss, buddy. And then inside the guest are playing heads up. So there's really nothing wrong with what they're doing, but there's something funny about seeing these hose play, play heads up, like mimicking, like doing pantomime, anything, like playing diving, niz diving, sky diving, skin diving.

Oh my God, you guessed it. We're doing ass-elfings. By the way, do you like how all season long? I'm like, massage, new massage, new massage, and now I'm like those hos. Well, I mean, I feel like it's different. You know, they're paid to be treated like hos. They're hos.

I mean, one girl fell out of her chair and she wasn't even drunk How can I ride away and it's she probably did it on purpose? That's one of those girls who's like oh my god There was a chair. I didn't even say a guy They all laugh like oh my god. They're so stupid. Let's get let's fuck them the top-off Yeah, so this guy, Jerry, I remember not like him last season, but I don't remember him being this disgusting. They're all eating lunch, and his thing is that he likes milkshakes, and he wants a milkshake,

because he doesn't like the lunch or whatever. And so he asks for a milkshake, and then this one girl, she asks for a chocolate milkshake, and Jerry's like, you can have whatever you want, Princess. I was like, ugh. I'm so, oh, I got it. Can I have a chocolate milkshake? Please, and some peanut butter toast.

I was like, oh my god. These aren't even hos who pretend they know. You know, like most hos will go to a nice restaurant and be like that. It's car gut. You know? Peanut butter and toast also add them. will go to a nice restaurant and be like that. It's car gut. You know? Peanut butter and toast.

Also, Adam. Okay, I know that he probably didn't read the preference sheet or what, which isn't an excuse, but they said in the meeting, no salads. He sounds like five salads. He said five different salads. What the hell? I know, but I guess it's because he couldn't focus because he's sitting there stewing over Malia's love text

that she had sent about, hey, let's go find a hotel room. He and he's- Octopussy, Octopussy, Octopussy emoji. Yeah, and he's like, I don't want people to think I'm crazy. I'm an aggro, I'm just love struck, later skater, broken harder. No, you're terrible. Yeah. So they don't like the

food. I like the guys not liking the food. He's like, yeah, I don't like raw fish or mayo-based products or salad-based products. But then Hannah's like, well, you know, I understand because, you know, Malia really got onto Adam's head and how could he beat? How could he read a preference sheet when this wing broke as hot I'm like, okay, Hannah come on. Yeah, you got to expect more of you, but you guess so wearing the Silver wear rings on their fingers like giant rings So I'm gonna just pretend that this is all normal and figure out where the peanut butter is all right So the milkshakes come out and Jerry says to him and she's like,

he's like, I want to see you guys both sit out of the straws at the same time. Like, okay. And they're just sipping out of this milkshake while he perves out across the table. Yeah. That's the most beautiful milkshake I've ever seen. And then they show the blonde like, not ho. who's obviously like the Ho-Wudger, you know?

Yeah, who's just like looking at them, like, God, I hate you, fuckers. And she's also like, God damn you, these are my Ho's. I can't believe you're forcing them to have carbs. I get 10% of this, God damn it. And the one girl goes, if I've I've come on the ocean that's okay another girl goes you don't know what's in there a shark a bus a baby I don't know what's in there peanut butter toast salad you invisible air kisses that have been thrown out so ding ding ding

time for the girls to get to work they put on their bikinis and Bobby's like Hey, old perm I'm matched with that girl on Tinder And Jerry's like, oh, that's great. That's great. Okay, so we're gonna set up a date later tonight And then you're gonna go on the date with her and I'm gonna watch you like on the date and then I'm gonna like jerk off to the milkshake and the two girls Gonna have the milkshake and then I'm gonna launch the con jerk off together Then my friends gonna poop on me. Okay, Bob. He's like great. I finally get some kids so Then we see the clip of the last time they were on

They took these guys to a party on the beach or whatever or at a bar on the beach. And he's like, yeah, make it with this stripper. Yeah. Bobby couldn't even hook up with the stripper. I love that they showed the clip of the stripper coming down and going, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't get to be in Mad Max. You just paid to watch it.

Okay. Meanwhile, Hannah's doing something. She's like folding an African and both are like, oh, look at that. Hannah's finally working. I mean, whether you five channels ago. Not that I'm doing laundry. If you want me, call me. I'm not going to complain that she's finally working. Like oh, geez. So Hannah, Adam, uh, Malia, Adam, can you just be cool please? Okay, I just want to make sure you're okay. And he's like, lit, there's only 48 hours left and there's nothing you can do to ruin it.

So, uh, later, uh, Skitter. Famous last word. Yeah, so now it's hot tub time So one of the girls you know they're all so sorry. I'm so sorry. I have to You've got to press the button for the door to remember to open remember I totally missed that that's amazing I got you just he's trying to walk and wait for the flight open she's like yeah you've got to press the button remember darling oh you need to take a bit more of me um yeah so they're just being idiots and then meanwhile in the kitchen um Hannah tells Adam that Bugsie had confronted her about being Lazy.

And Adam goes, like, that was necessary. I'm like, you know what, Adam, you were the one who got into Bugsie's ear that Hannah was being lazy. You know, Bugsie was like pretty cool with Hannah, and you were the one who was constantly like, well, you're really doing all the work, Bugsie. Oh, God, always counting on Bugsie. Bugsie Bugsie Bugsie, you should be first, too. You were the one who planted that seed, and now you're acting like, oh, God, always count on bugs. He bugs you bugs. You should be first to you were the one who planted that seed and now I now you're acting like, Oh, God,

that's crazy. It cracks me up. They all think they're manipulating each other. But and they are, but they're all doing the manipulating and not seeing that they're doing it to each other. It's the funniest fucking thing. It's like watching Big Brother in a tiny space. Yeah, Big Yachty. So, um, so now Adam, he feels so stupid about falling for Malia and Hannah's like, don't you think that she's the one who should fail stupid? Because she's stupid, stupid little slag. Well, you know, something I haven't told, but a massive love story. Might not be that part in the book yet since it's 19,000 pages long, but seconds after this make out, I did a time stamp and it's she was in the wheelhouse and then she tested me right after. She's like, oh, and then she makes it look like Adam's the one who's crazy. Thaddeus makes the label. So, um, so then, uh, it's, it's starting to become evening. So Jerry forces, I think her name is Paola, Paola or something like that on a date with Bobby.

And she's like, uh, what the fuck? And he's like, oh, we match on Tinder. She's like, oh, okay. And she's like, I didn't know you're on the boat, which means I didn't know you were manual labor Which means I swipe right on everybody because I'm a hoe Like look who I'm will look who won me. Yeah, I Like when they show all the hose getting ready for dinner one of them I was like is that girl applying makeup with peanut butter toast? It was this huge square thing Just like hitting yourself on the base with it Square thing and This is like hitting yourself on the base with it When she says she'll be ready in a Jeff she really means it

Madams reading that Hannah's like did she get the preference sheet for dinner and he's like yeah All right salad salad salad chicken All right, I guess it sounds good. We're on the same team now. Okay for it. Yeah, they're gonna love it so yeah, so then, um, uh, what's his face? Bobby and Paola are having this zero chemistry date. We're like, yeah, I like became a fire. I mean, she's like, oh, what'd you do? He's like, um, I went to university in Australia, but I'm really into, you know, hanging out here.

He's like, whoa, cool. It's like, wow, cool. So many sparks. And then the guy's like, well, dinners here. So let's maybe continue this later. Yeah. And then they start making fun of the girls. He's like, did he take you for a tour of the crew cabin? And she goes, can I get one later? And he looks so mad. Yeah, said that. And then jury goes, he says the table in a not-so-amused way. He's like, silver.

Who else is here? Who else is Anton der here in Croatia? And they all just look away. He's like, I'm his piss. He was. Pest. You know, this whole date that he set with Bobby, I think it was a test.

I think it was a test for Bobby. Like, he wanted Bobby to be like, no, no, no, no. Well, at first I thought that, but then I realized it's a test for the ho when he's like, everybody, who else is on Tinder? And they're like, he's all mad. That was so funny. Yeah. So Malia and Bugsie are gossiping. And Bugsie's like, well, I'll tell you what I did today. Oh, I confronted Hannah Banana. And she's like, well, she's, Molly is like, well, she's still not doing anything.

I'm like, Molly, you learned how to tie a rope last week, okay? Okay. Please. It's true. It's true. She's like, she uses her rank to delegate and get away from doing stuff. A normal chief's do would share.

She's lazy. Okay, Molly, you're using your rank to give pointless speeches to everybody every single day since you've had that. And most of them about, are about how you've been fucking your boss. So can we please drop the professional? I mean, it just makes me crazy. Yeah, she's so judgey when she's the one getting away with the most shit. Meanwhile, Adam has fully switched over to Team Hanna because in the Galley, at one point, Hannah and Adam are in there and then Bugsie comes in to drop something off and Adam's like, whoa, Bugsie, I haven't seen you here in for like, ever. Wow, what a rare sight to see Bugsie.

I'm like, okay, there's his passive aggressive day gone Bugsie's worth work ethic. He is fully come on to Team Hanna now. Yep, he's just doing the same thing all over again. Now she's the lazy one. Yeah, because she's been nice to Wes, you know, so obvious. So it's like the girl's saying, thank you. Nice. Like, are you sure you don't want a little dessert?

No, really? Because the dessert is macaque. Yeah, we get it. No, good night. They're all like punching out one by one. Like, you're like paid for that shit. Yeah, they are climbing all into the same room just to get away from this guy.

And then that one girl who fell out of the chair is like, he is like, sell, obsess on me. Girl, sucky, fucky is more than $5. Yeah. That costs extra. So then, so then Bobby is now Dealing with what's app because Powell had apparently asked for his what's app number her and then she sent a picture of She sent a picture of herself just flying on a mattress me like come to the cabin and singing night

Even though I know that's not how she talked. That's in my brain how she talks and so that is how they talk though There wasn't one of them that did not talk like that. They all have that same like Spy ho boys, you know, with their like we're host the talk like this people more recognizing once you become a lawyer Yeah, although she had a pala has some sort of accent a little accent of some sort But so so Bobby's showing this photo to Max and he's like whoa You wasn't gonna go in the room. Oh my god. This is bad news. Oh And Max is like listen you gotta do what you gotta do. I'm like, you know what? Shut the fuck up Max You've got a raffle and you cropped and your waffles I'm in that Just sit in that only trial out

Okay, that's a shoot the birth for sure the bird Yeah, and he basically says, and he's laughing because he knows sort of how hypocritical he's being because like, you know, we gave Hannah so much shit, but I promise you, we will not give you that shit because she's worth it. And I was like, that is such bullshit. I'm sorry, that is bullshit.

And as we said before, what Bobby is doing is actually potentially more threatening to the tip because Bobby is going after the primary's toy. That's what he's doing. That's dangerous. Well, yes, that's just stupid. Well, he's also hypocritical. Like, does he even know that? And he's also going after a hoe, which is like the dumbest thing. They're pretending to like you. It's like when you take a girl to a gay bar for the first time and they're like, Oh my God, the dancers in love with me. No, they're not. Okay, I know you're new to male poetry.

Yeah. But they're paid to make you think that you're attractive. That's the whole point. They make you feel good, dumb, dumb. It's like Bobby. My gosh, she's in love with me. Yeah, so he goes down to our room and he like knocks on the door and he's like,

oh, it smells really good in here. And she's like like food Like beautiful women This guy's day of smell smells like a dillard's dressing room down there old lady ass. You know that smell that he's talking about just ass It's really good like ladies my still peanut brotherinaprotest. And they also are like, I'm hanging like they're answering the door for like a Mormon or a Christian, someone like knocking on their door with a Bible. They just like barely open it and stick their head out.

Like, you know, they came down. So then it's the next morning, it's breakfast and Bobby is like, he's talking to someone probably max about Paola's room he's like, oh, I love a room. It reeks of hot babes Disgusting Don't it's just don't talk like that like you just know better language It's just like find a better word for it. How about say it smells like babes

Hot babes. It's please smells like popovers. It smells like pop tarts. It smells like cupcakes, you know, it smells like. Yeah, anything. Just not hot babes. I mean, those are yeasty. I know. But the girls are having breakfast and one girl goes, um, I'm going to go on a hike. I'm probably goes, what does high mean? And the other one goes, it means adventure. Oh, walking adventure. And then Palo was telling everyone about how she's like, yeah, baby, baby, keep saying the night to me last night and the all the girls go, oh.

Well, I got news for everybody, even the ones with floaty devices built into their chests. There's unpredictable weather coming. Okay. So we got to be back at the dock before weather heads. Okay. I'm the captain, safety is my main key here. And he's like, so we got to round up the hose now. Watter sports, the blow toys. He's like, so we got to round up the hose now. Watter sports. The blow toys.

He's like, yeah, keep saying it. Put your penis back in your pants, sir. Literally, Watter sports with engines in them. He's like, yeah, oh, yeah, female captain. God, keep talking. So it's the usual thing. Here come the water toys. They're all coming out.

Jet skis and all that stuff. And one girl, this is like a little jet skis and all that stuff and one girl This is like a little montage of people doing fun stuff and one girl's like Oh, I Landed on my ass and then she just like flash as her butt Now I don't know by the way. I will say this. I feel like half the things these girls are saying are sort of tongue-in-cheek Believe it or not. I actually believe they're sort of like joky, but's still I'm like, I don't know, I don't know.

Well, I've talked about it a lot on this show, so I won't go so into it this time, but I've been friends with strippers my whole life, especially in my youth because being in that, you know, a budding, whatever you're going to be, performer, whatever, you meet a lot of other budding people too, and a lot of hot people will take that route. I have no problem with it, and it used to crack me up that they would be like going on their dates. They get this stupidest clothes they can think of. And they really do all start talking like because they, you know, they're being the fantasy that they're being paid to be. And these ladies are hilarious. You know that they're like, you know that they're like talking so much

shit about Jerry behind closed doors. You know they're rolling. Every time they do this, you know they're just like cracking up afterwards like, oh remember when I flash the ass and I was like, I feel all my ass. And they're like, oh yeah, that was such a great move. Yes. Oh, I can find the chair. Hi. They're like, remember when you were so obviously doing jet

skiing during heads up and I was like what are you making breakfast? Taking a walk remember when I made him think I was really dumb. Oh my god. He's such an idiot So silly so Malia, I mean while it goes down to Adam She has a count of something because she doesn't get fed spinach No more spinach and cookies. She's got like a count of olives She's like down to the last of the last cans. She's like, hey, Adam, can I borrow a can opener? He's like, maybe.

And the suspense builds. Will he give her a can opener? Would he not? Would she have to use a knife? Would she have to use a rock? What will happen? Oh, he gave her the can opener. Wow. How was she manipulating that can opener and to opening her can for her? Yeah. So now,

Bobby, meanwhile, now he's being ridiculous. He's pulling a full on Danny from last season. He's like, well, you know, I know it may may look bad for me to go after this girl, but like, I've been wanting to meet a girl since I got on this charter And if it's a guest wall, then I'm just gonna have to do it. I'm like you are ridiculous. Okay, this is first of all something You yelled at Danny about all last season and on top of that You you know fed Hannah to the wolves for like making out like having a kid, like making out with this guy, this hot guy, and it was just like a fun little like after hours kiss. And you took her to task for it.

And now here you are acting like you're falling in love with this woman, like, oh, like, it's your right to go after this woman because you are looking for a meaningful relationship. Come on, that's the most ridiculous out of all of it. Um, yeah. relationship. Come on, that's the most ridiculous out of all of it. Yeah. And Bobby only come, he's like a one of my girlfriends who's just obsessed with getting married. It's like they don't even care what the guy is like. They don't care if they have anything in common. It's just like do they like me? Do they like me? Do they like me? He'll just like keep, he's a moth who just will hit any light bulb that turns on.

Yeah. And the reason why people came down on Danny Lassie's and for being unprofessional was not even so much that he kissed the tilt of the skirt, tilt of the tilt lady, which was bad, but it was really in the context of the fact that he was acting like he had created some amazing connection, and he couldn't really do his work because this was a chance, like a once in a lifetime opportunity and fallen in love and it was so ridiculous and naive and childish and and you know it would have been one thing if they'd been flirting and then like they shared a little kiss once and then that was it. But you know that's what Bobby is doing here is what Danny did which is saying acting is if there's

some great love affair that he must act upon because it he is his chance you know yeah well it's just his chance to actually get someone TV I mean poor guy has been two years of trying and just going to shot down again and again and again yeah um but then so he's obviously a huge hypocrite so that side is being a hypocrite but then Hannah's a hypocrite too because she's like you know what I didn't have been thinking. Remember when you told me about those text messages? I don't think it's fair to whiz. Like, you've been yelling at people, you just yelled at Bugsie in this episode about being

a hypocrite by showing the text. So now you're all officially hypocrites, which actually makes me like everyone more evenly. You know, it everyone more evenly. You know, it's more human. He's more heaming. Yeah. If you wear an atom like he'd never thought about it was like, Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah. So now Bobby's just skiing with Paola, but also he lies to himself too.

He's like, you know, I just can't let that good guy wear such a good guy. I can't let him fall for a lie. I'll sleep better knowing I put him into someone's charade. It's like, oh, you're doing this because you're a good person. I get it. The evil stuff. Yeah. Sorry. Then we get his origin story. He's like, once I was engaged and it didn't work out because turns out her family was Middle Eastern and I was a secret then and I'm a secret now. Yeah, I'm like, oh my god, you're the victim, honey. It doesn't matter that they were Middle Eastern and you're white.

You're not the white guy. You're the guy who lives in a van, okay? And also, Malia's text basically was like, yeah, we should find a hotel room. It wasn't like this. You were my soul mate. I never knew what love was till I met you. You were the sunshine that takes away the rain. You do everything for me.

I feel tingly inside and I feel like a new woman and you're the one I want to be with for the rest of my life. It was like, yeah, we should get a hotel room and bang. Um, yeah, you're not a secret your plan B Okay, and we mean that in all scenes of the wood so meanwhile so Bobby goes jet skiing with Paola and So he takes her out and he no one sat on the jet ski. Yeah. Oh, sorry that was Adam Jetsky. Yeah, oh sorry that was Adam. No one's telling Jetsky. And sure enough, Bobby stops the Jetsky, turns around and they make out on the Jetsky. And when he comes back, Bobby immediately brags about it to Max. It's like, dude, she's such a fucking good kisser.

We're good fucking kisser. What'd you ever want to do it? So it's just like, it's just like in the light of how, like, like, not mean, but like how much they made a big stink about Hannah, then now he's your bragging about making that with a guess. It's like, dude. Yeah, you're old the same. And then when, and the fact that Max is like, listen, you know, like, listen, you can cross

that line with this girl because she's so fucking hot. I'm like, well, Jason is fucking hot and he's actually successful. Okay. So yeah, I really, I really love this Lauren thing with Adam. Did you notice this? It was a tiny little scene, but Vux is like, Bobby's so excited about this girl. And she's like well I think that girl's probably already in the sea with her face. There's something. Bobby. Yeah

with Bobby and Lauren's like God it's not like he's never seen a girl with a nice ass before he has me and Vuggs guess well I played a trick on him and I say she said he was a bad kisser so he should try again so when I try and get him fired later all that better proof with the camera angles and then Lauren is left She said he was a bad kisser, so he should try again. So when I try and get him fired later, I'll have better proof with the game rangles. And then Lauren is left alone in the kitchen with Adam. And she goes, yeah, like he's not the brightest crown in the box. And there's this long pause and as Adam just tries to pretend she's not there.

Yeah. And then she goes, hmm, chop salad. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. So then, and then there's like a meal. For some reason, I wrote this down. There was a meal. There was some soup. And one of the girls goes, this soup is so good.

I love it. I don't know why I wrote that down. But yeah, because suddenly they like everything. It's like the first time they couldn't have anything but chocolate milk. And now they're like, mean I just like a sound Oh my god So now Adam he does his little thing about like

Oh I was a secret to them, at least in family turns out people are unbearious about me because I live in a van So it's your wig and your drug eyes So now Adam he goes up to Wes I did, did. I want nothing for the best for you. And Leah makes me so happy to see a good guy like you. Take pity on an awful person like her. I'm happy for you. I'm happy for you. I wish you the best. But the girls are pathological liar. Look, she sent me art emoji once. His like look that that night you had the wheelhouse thing.

I did some cross referencing. I was like, okay, debate team. Someone get Margot Helgenberger. We've got another investigator, but it was funny. I was like, look at this. The text go on days and days. And he's like doing these huge flicks up. Yeah.

I was like, damn, that is a lot of text. And we just like, well, I do enjoy reading. And I thank you for this opportunity to learn what a ribly you are, showing me text from Yacht Kemp. And that was the to be continued. TBC. Did they say if next week is season finale or not? I don't remember next week is the season finale Boo

Yeah, well at least get one Reunion I'm not sure how many parts their reunions gonna be but Bravo usually tries to get at least a couple Well Hannah better start fighting on that reunion so we can get some episodes out of it Yeah, they will you know, it's funny Hannah's like you know, we're not gonna have a good reunion so we can get some episodes out of it. Yeah, they will. You know, it's funny. Hannah's like, you know, we're not going to have a good reunion because we're not going to fight. I'm like, you guys just had a one day long Twitter war. It lasted for a full day for 24 hours. You guys are definitely going to fight. And I'm looking forward to it. Yeah, they're going to fight. Yeah, because Hannah's always caught off guard, you know, and she will show her

emotion. So be like, I'm staying calm. I'm staying very. And then suddenly it's like, honey, listen to me. Yeah, honey. Oh, honey. You can try to make me mad, but you can't. Yeah, Bobby's the same. He's like, calm, calm, calm. God damn. It's like before you know, they're all screaming. My favorite will be to see if Malia loses it or bugs loses it, because those will be the most shocking to me. Yeah. Also, I think this was like the first season we've had in a very long time, perhaps ever, where no one quit or was fired.

That's true. And also, no one, to me at least, and I know this is going to sound crazy because of all the shit-talking I did. But to me, no one's really the villain either. Like, Malia, I give her a lot of shit just because what she got caught doing with the text message and stuff at the end. But I like her.

Like, I think she's a nice girl. Like, she seems like a nice girl. Bugsy seems like a nice girl and good at her job. Yeah. It's just funny. The only one I really don't like has been Adam. Yeah, but even Adam and Boby as much as we talk so much should about them, I kind of see their perspective sometimes, and it's like, I feel like I see both sides for everyone.

And I think we just go after, for me personally, I just go after Adam and Boby because they're low hanging fruit, and they do do some really terrible things sometimes. But in general, I mean, don't you like this? We just did like an hour of bashing these guys, and now I'm like walking it back. And like, I really do. And I, you know, I say it a lot on this show sometimes accepting myself for seeing the worst allows me to kind of see the best too. And when we go off like this and just rag, then I'm like, oh, I like them now.

It's like I got it all out of my sister. Well, you can be a good person to bad person at the same time That's that's called being human right? Oh, oh, oh, look at us. Look at us. We figured it out Look what we're doing right now theoretically is bad. We are talking shit about people. That's not a good That's not a good personality Characteristic that's not good to be like yeah for like my career I go and talk shit about people on a podcast. That's not good. That's actually bad. What we do is bad.

But I think we're good people, you know, and I just think that this side of us is probably bad. But we have good sides. We're good people who've done very bad things. Yeah. We even understand the hose. Look, we made fun of the hose. I'm like, oh my god, this is a hose.

But then we even, but we see at the same time, look, they're making their money and they're they don't you know, they know what they're doing Well, like I look at hoes like I look at Amazon's Alexa. They're useful. They're funny and eventually they're gonna ruin us all when they take over the world and I'm for it Alexa make peanut butter toast Someone's gonna be so pissed at you right now. One day Alexa will. She will kill everybody in the family and she'll make her on dampening a butter toast and be like, ha, ha, ha. Well everyone, thanks so much for listening to this super sized episode. Thanks Hannah for coming on. Sorry to everyone who's Alexa as we activated. No listener spotlight this week because this episode's too long,

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