Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: June June Hannah

Episode Date: July 30, 2019

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With the gang they are still all out at dinner together At on the French Riviera and everyone is pestering June about do you have a boyfriend are you seeing someone what's going on yeah and this is always this has been so weird for me like why are they bugging the sport girl the rumors are that she was either dating Kali for the show really they kind of shot down that rumor or that she's pregnant, which is why they keep showing her shoving down cake and barfing. That's true.

And I think she treated back to one of those, someone asking that question. She's like, can't take a girl just down some cake. What is the big deal people? So I don't know if there is a real story there or not, but man, the editing is making it hilarious, and I love how they can build suspense over anything in this show. Yeah, and I also just love her like random bar thing, you know, because they're pestering

her and Jack's like, I feel like you're broken up a little bit. I feel like you are. And she's just like, no, we're just not talking right now. And she's like, oh, really? And then she's like, and it just like runs off and throws up and I think they're talking about the boyfriend because June's like, oh yeah, I guess I'm seeing someone. Oh man, it's like so. Yeah, if a boyfriend then, and Jack's like, I feel like you're broken up with something.

It's like, no, we're just not speaking right now. It's like, well, usually when I'm not speaking with me, it's girl friendies because we're broken up, lady. Yeah, exactly So that makes her nauseous and so she runs off to throw up And then when she comes back Jack's like, June feeling a bit sick Is it because you're nervous sitting up opposite Colin? Con's like oh whoa Why I've been this I've been in this poor girl shoes before I've been the new guy

Why I've been this I've been in this poor girl shoes before I've been the new guy It's intimidating just keep your head held like a Lee Colley she needs a friend right now and that friend is you I'm proud of you, Colley And Travis is like so do you the language, hebit, from all of us. And she's like, yeah, that's only learned I worded. Dorn, I say everything backwards. So, we're going to go after this, and he shows like, we're going to go do the unsee. And Travis is like, all right, but I get six shots six shots. We're gonna get shots for all the hot ladies And call he's like well, he's trying to be a wingman for me

But I'm really not in the mood to talk to Randos if I can talk to June Look at her over there. She's standing right under a no smoking sign. There's nothing more attractive than that I hope I can make her feel more comfortable. Maybe I should walk up to her and remind her about all the bangers that are on the West Side Story Soundtrack. Got so many bangers. I hope we get married. We can stand under a cauchin sign. I hope so too because people need to know when they're in a dangerous situation, Kali. So Jack's taking shots and he's like, Oh my god, the more I drink, the more I want to kiss him. So he starts kissing Aisha.

And he's like, nah, she's just breaking me bowls. Because she'll just give him little packs and stuff and then we see June mystery text Yes, the ongoing mystery of who is June texting all the time. Maybe June's just like a spy Maybe she's undercover like a Jennifer Garner type. She's a Galeas Yeah, Stulius. Yeah, she's like, oh, they're on to me. I better clog up those toys list Yeah, yeah, that's that to me. I better clog up those toys list. Yeah. Yeah. That's that's she's a saboteur. Yeah.

So Hannah's like Hannah and Travis are obviously getting close to each other and making out and things like that. And so Hannah's like Travis is easy on the eyes and cute, but there should be no feelings involved this season. The only feelings I'm going to feel all the feelings of feelings. Oh, I are the feelings of feelings oh I guess they're feelings Then the producer goes but you make out with him right and she's like that's not feeling The only thing I'm feeling is a need for 50 50 euros worth of cigarettes and I'm sure I won't feel anything if someone were to buy that for me

So then in the vans, uh, anesthesia is the anesthesia. She's like, America book. Yeah. Yeah, they're just all wasted basically. Exactly. This, this reminds me of like movies from like the 1950s. You know, like I thought there's always a like, if you look at movies made in the 80s, about the 50s, it's always like two pretty girls at the drive in or drive. Yeah, drive in. I don't know if that the drive through, but the drive in and they're like with boys. They're making out in the car. Like that's what it sort of looked like in the vans because Jack and Aisha were necking and Travis

and Hannah were necking. And it was a lot of necking going around in those vans, okay. Yeah, it's like a drive through. I know. It's like a drive man. It could be a dry man. Poor McDonald's is like, God, can you just order already? And then June starts June is showing Colin her modeling photos. It was like, you know, June is very pretty, but these photos were, well, you only saw one photo, but it was like for the Uline catalog or something. It was like, if you're going to a business meeting, where this? Yeah, it's like bubble packing. Yeah. And gone like, that's sick.

That's an awesome picture. And then we enter a very awkward, a very awkward section of the show where Jack and Asha are kind of kissing, but she sits up to get away, you know, like to stop it. And he's like, well, you're going to make that face like you've been raped. And she's like, don't make jokes about that. Oh, hey, I can't even make rape jokes anymore. And I was like, oh, no. Yeah, because she's like, um, because I've actually been raped. So it's not funny. Yeah. And we've been raped. So we're not funny jokes. And so at that point, that's when Jack is supposed to say, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. But in the case, no, babe, don't say you've been raped. So they're not funny jokes. And so at that point, that's when Jack is supposed to say, oh my god, I'm so sorry.

But he goes, no babe, don't say you've been raped before. Have you been raped though? I was like, Jack, please stop. Please, please stop right now, because I like you. And this is not the way you respond to that. Yeah, Hannah's head is in her hands. She's like, oh, no, this is a triple. Oh, no, I had a, yeah, I was so what we've learned is that like terrible things seem to be said in that seat in the production van.

Okay, but between Mela and Jack is like, oh, God, what's going to happen next? Yeah, I'm not good. So she's like,'s not funny and he's like he feels you know really bad He's like a G sorry and by the way I thought the show I have to say I thought the show handled this so well I thought it was like they really like the tone of the show they were like totally respectful They didn't like then like Cut to someone being drunk or someone being like, okay, time to like wipe down the window. They were like, they really, they sort of like, the show sort of chilled out for a moment and was like, this is serious. Yeah, they didn't add any big brother like

no slide whistles like a big brother. Yeah, they did. So then the next morning, there's like a sad eating. Yeah, what's that? I was just saying there was like a sad vibe the next morning, there's like a chef eating. Yeah, what's that? I was just saying there was like a sad vibe the next morning. Yeah, because now it's like, okay, now they're all sober. You know, so it's my name and Aisha's eating eggs

from a pan on the dock. There's one does. Yeah. And she talks about when it happened and how she remembers she was the one apologizing to the detective saying like, you know, I shouldn't have been there. I shouldn't have been drunk and you know, this was all my fault. And the detective told her, you know, you have a right to get have a night out and be wasted and make it home without being raped.

Yeah, and you'll say, yeah, right. And which is so that's why he's just great story. You know, yeah, I thought I was like it was like and that's a hundred percent correct And so and then you see Jack and he's in the in his like interview and he's just like crying and he just like feels like she's like What did I have to say that and it was like it was really like sweet actually? It wasn't like it wasn't one of those things. It wasn't a situation where someone was like She's mad like I didn't mean it, and now she's mad, I mean, I wanna cry,

sort of like, Reagan on, like, Nola, right? This was like, he felt shit, cause he'd hurt her. And it was just like so sad and sweet. And he just, he's like, I can't think of anything else. I just need to speak with her. And I was like getting choked up by all of this. I was like, oh my God. But then he goes out to the dock and

he hugs her. And you know, they just had like a very sweet moment. And Asha just says, like, listen, I'm not going, I'm not going to let it define me. I'm not going to be known as Asha, the rape survivor. Like it's just something that happened to me, you know? And yeah, it was like a, I thought like a a really really moving moment in the season. Yeah, and then we go over to Rinsing the Balls. To June dropping spoons. Yeah, June drops a spoon. Spoon spoon Hannah.

They really tripled down on that June June Hannah. I was cracking up this whole episode. It was over and over. It's like June June Hannah. June June Hannah. June June Hannah. June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June to bomb your ticket from Prague to Sydney. That's all not emotionally invested. So then June is talking to Anastasia as Anastasia is planning the menu for the day. And she's like, hey Anastasia, we're the glasses. You know the ones who go by the beds.

And Anastasia is really feeling herself at this point. And so she just stares at her. And she tells us, Emma Stacia, oh, it's kind of crabby. Like, you think that someone did my job but be a little kinder, but no, I mean, it's confusing.

Oh! Then at a stage, it's like, you're looking for cops. Did you ask the blue birds that helped you get dressed this morning, or maybe the butterflies? Oh, you don't have those? I mean, I don't know. They're looking for cops. Did you ask the bluebirds that helped you get dressed this morning or maybe the butterflies? Oh, you don't have those. I mean, I don't know. They're somewhere around here.

She's like, um, probably one of those drawers. And then she tells this girl, I've got kitchens to clean. I don't have sheets to worry about. I was like, oh, damn. Man, Anna stays away full on B mode. Yeah, she's a real chef now, because she's an asshole. And you got to find it. That's what that was.

It's great. I love it. I love the Anastasia's attitude. It cracks me up. So now, Zhouao and Colin are talking. And Zhouao, he's surprised that Hannah made out with Travis because she does have small, like, where did that come from?

I don't know. I'm protective of people that I like and I like that cock juggler I'm very protective of cut misses or thunder pussies yeah I love that cut fitness cock juggler and then he's like again Jowel's doing this whole cute thing where he goes up to Hannah and goes, so how was your smooch with Travis? What was he saying, Zim? How was your pussy feeling after the tongue wrangling from the cock monster? Oh, I don't know, sorry everyone. Got dark there, got real dark, got away from me, okay?

Got away from him. He's like, do you remember everything, Hannah? And she's like, yes, I remember everything. I wasn't even drunk. And he's like, hey, will you remember everything Hannah? And she's like, yes, I remember everything. I was even drunk. And he's like, hey, will you have a date tonight? That's cute. That's cute. Not too little, that's cute.

And so then it cuts to Travis and Jack having beers in their bunk. Yeah, it's basically like summer camp over there. And now it's time for the preference sheet mating. So Jh'wau, Hannah, Anastasia, and Captain Sandy meet in like the crew mess and they start going over the, this, the next charter, which is gonna be a four day charter. You know, they only booked four day charters for the most difficult people, right?

Because that means they get more episodes out of them. So yeah, and when she said this charter is for an American hero, I was like, finally, lives in Manali, it's on. It's like, finally, Linda Dano from another world. Oh, getting her to, finally, that Midler and Deli Tommel are coming on board. Yeah.

But no, it's Johnny Damon. Yes, right? Is that a name? Oh, it is. American hero, dot, dot, dot, Johnny Damon. And why? Yeah.dot.dot.jsonidiman and one. And asshole friend. And asshole asshole friend. And asshole hangar on friend.

Yes, exactly. So, um, they're like going over this preference sheet, which is very extensive. And then, but they have to like stop because like, they just hear like to the side like because basically jack and Travis are just like drunk and being loud in their dorm room. Yeah, so they're kind of letting it go so far right. And one of the things on the preface sheet is they're allergic to being hungry, sober, or bored. So Anastasia's like, I can do finger foods.

I mean, look, I'm really confident on this charter. If I can please please the Queen of Versailles, I can please an American baseball player. I'm like, you know that you weren't really cooking for the actual Queen of Versailles, right? Yeah, exactly. You're cooking for a very rich lady in Orlando who built an oversized house so she can look at fireworks from just in world Butterfly So then we hear The black water system alarm, which is also my favorite crunch band from the 90s started to go off

Blackwater. This is black water like the secret military Assassin arm of wasn't black water like thewater like the secret military assassin arm of... Wasn't Blackwater like the security, like the private security firm that took over something in Iraq and it was like Dick Cheney or something like that. And it was like Blackwater. Yeah and I couldn't remember if it was Blackwater in real life or if it was Blackwater on 24 but I think it's in real life. Or was this just like did someone accidentally bring on a few cases of black water that

Jack will in the Rita's family? It's producing. Oh God. Yeah, the boat starts sinking. Like all the pipes are frustrated. How did this happen? Someone brought on some manzo water. We have to get this BLCK water off the boat immediately.

This is supposed to be five stars. So the captain's like Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Captain Mike, Captain Mike, Captain Mike, Mike, Captain Mike, Hey, there's a sensor fault or something. And then Hannah's like, Mike, Montana, Mike, Montana, Mike, Montana, I'm like, okay, nice follow up, but it just doesn't have the same right? Not quite, not quite. And poor Mike, okay, he gets like like, typically, if you're the chief engineer and then the other guy, you get one scene in the entire season, which is when in the very first episode,

the captain always introduces the first engineer and then the other guy. The first, the other guy does something also, I forget. And this poor guy, he's not on the entire season, and now they're like, Mike, Mike, Hannah, and they just cut to Mike, the chief engineer, doing Russian twists on like an exercise mat. I was like, wow, has only other scene.

They make them look like a doofus. Yeah. And Jouah was like, oh, Losh, Shitty, Water goes to the black water tank. That means no water, lots of poop. 20,000,000. Ho, na. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up I'm the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us?

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wonder app. So the captain's like, oh jeez, what the heck is going on on my bow hold? So she knocks and opens Jack and Travis's cabin door and she's like, do you guys hear that alarm? Can you stop drinking beer now? Better go find that engineer and find out why the fucking alarms going off. I said it the effort watch. I'm gonna yell right now. Yeah. Enough. Jesus fucking Christ. Now I pissed. Did you hear me

raise my voice? Did you hear it? And I said lights out at 8 p.m. And what do I see? Lights are on and beers are being drunk. I'm gonna raise you up. Check if the engineer can't fix this. We can't do this, Jardir. So now she's really pissed. She is really pissed. And she's like, there's like two drunk room members the night before the charter, not cool, not cool.

Go find it. So they send off Jack and Travis to go find this engineer. Meanwhile, by the way, Jardir was just sitting there there. I'm like he's the bossin. I know And also meanwhile they're all drunk a day before charter because that's how the show is set up They all go out and get drunk and have to wake up and do a charter So Jack is smoky Jack of course goes out to smoke yeah, and Travis is walking as slowly as possible Yeah to find Mike complain. This isn't our job. This isn't our job at all I'm like there's no alarm going off on your own about I don't care if it's your job or not you got to fix that

Yeah, so I was like it's not a cancerous to have a couple of drinks after charter But it is against rules to ignore alarms and it is not against the rule to continue my backgammon game Which I'm playing with myself and doing quite well. Yeah. It is the lowest level of disrespect to ignore and alarm while your boss and just sit here and expects you to do everything for you. That is the lowest level disrespect. Yeah, and so Hannah and Anastasia are talking. So, you know what, this is weird, honey.

This is weird, Chef, honey. I can actually see Captain Sandy's coming from getting pissed. And Anastasia's weird, Chef, honey. I can actually see we kept in Sandy's coming from getting pissed. And Anastasia's like, oh fuck yeah. Like Anastasia's totally changed. I don't know who this girl is. Yeah. And Hannah's like, I didn't want to go on a date with someone who's wasted, honey. Right. Yeah. So Travis and Jack are still muttering. They still can't find Mike the engineer. I'm like, it's a boat. I mean, like this, like, it's not that, is it really that hard to lose Mike the engineer? He's on a deck doing like push-ups or something.

Is there a bigger place? Yeah, it's right there. He's right there. See where the cameraman is? Just walked to the cameraman who's filming Mike. And Travis is like, this is not a fucking job this is in a way a fucking job so then so then Sandy now she's pissed you can't even keep doing it the preference sheet meetings now she's like wandering around you

finds Jack who is like sort of standing like at a doorway over like the engineering room or whatever and she's like have you been standing here the whole time today's not the day to not hustle. Get it? Okay, because I swear to God, you will be off this boat so fast. So when I see you, you better be fucking moving or napping. Okay. And honestly, if you want a nap right now, that's cool too, because you need a nap. Maybe a hug. Yeah, start with the wet back. All right. And he's like, okay, you want to like, you're going to get the bathroom cleaned, all right. That's what I'm

saying. And Jack's like really nervous. And he does a housewife think, first of all, his hair is not back. Well, I guess they're not on charter. Yeah, he does a housewife thing where he gets nervous. And he just starts pushing his hair back. Yeah, like, wow, that's that'so. Yeah, so yeah, so he has to go mop and he's so mad and an anesthesia passes fine. He's like, he smells like shit. And she's like, it's not shit, it's just water. He's like, oh no, it's just water. He's all sad. That's his version of an A-shot. Err. So then basically everything is fine. Yeah, they fixed the pump. The pump is broken.

Now the pump is fixed. Yeah, so I'm scrolling through. I'm like, how many boat fixing the drain do we need? They're fixing it. They're fixing it. There's a puddle on the floor. Jack is washing it up. The pump is fixed. There's still a puddle. There's less of a puddle, a little bit less of a puddle, and...

Well, I'm gonna blow that back, Mad Max. I'm saying geez. It's hard because we never know, when we take our notes, we take them on the fly, and we never know if like a little detail is gonna lead to a major scene or not. Like, they will, could they'll show like a shot of a bird landing on a railing, and it's like, oh, I don't have to write that down, and it's like, June, June, Hannah, June, June, Hannah, get that bird off the railing. Did you get that bird off the railing? I don't think she did. Next week, on below Jack med, the bird's still on the railing. I'm like, fuck, I should've run down about

the bird on the railing. It's that bird dating Colin or is it pregnant? We're like, damn it. Damn it. So we take notes on everything because we never know what any small detail on the show can turn into a major plot point. Yeah. So then we get the 24 pictures, where it's like pictures of what everybody's doing. Travis isn't bad texting, they're so mean. They're like, June, texting at a table in front

of two giant loaves of bread. And one of them is half eaten. I was like, God, leave June alone. Well, the thing that's mean about it is that the implication that she either ate half the loaf or that June is so involved in her texting that she forget to eat, even though there's two lobes of bread in front of her.

Well, no one told me when to eat. I was just sitting, well, you know, it was dinner time and I had a plate full of food in front of me, but no one actually said I could eat it, so I just stared at it until I was off break. I could, so Travis and Jack are hiding a beer to go outside and smoke some more and Travis is like we have no connection to these problems and then Jack says something. He's like, say, do you see, do you see, do you see, do you see, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you And Jack's like, you can have a beer after work. It's not prison camp. And so now Hannah comes out to let Travis dance.

Like, hey there, Hannah. I'm not gonna finish it, because it would have said, Hanna, I don't want to lead you on. All right. Can we do our date another day? Huh? And he's Jack's like, come on, don't be like that. She's like, well, then don't have a beer before,

she's like, don't have a beer before the date then. Or have it that, have it that, oh, no. Oh, I said it again. We want Anastasia's inside singing Beyonce to her food. That's how you know that she's really like filling herself. She's like, I have now achieved the right to sing Beyonce on a yacht, okay?

Get information. Yeah, when anyone starts getting information, you're like, oh, they're really out of their own mind right now, okay? They're really high on their own juices. And then I wrote a letter to Bravo. I said, you know what Bravo? I'm really offended by that get information performance on below deck. I mean, it was just rude below deck is not the place for a political statement. Yeah.

Sorry, it's drinking. Oh, it's okay. I was just making a reference to a controversy from three years ago. Always like to keep my jokes fresh. Oh, I heard you. I was just drinking through it. Well, that's a good one. You're like Ben's going to talk for about another 20 seconds.

I'm going to take a gulp right now. So yeah, so Joua was like, hello. I am coming to speak to my tech hands now. And because this is Joua 3. hello, I am coming to speak to my attack hands now and because this is Joua 3.0 I am going to be casual yet be a leader and I'm going to tell you No beers before 5 p.m. And look I've learned I'm a better leader now Well, this this hole. I'm so sorry to have to go over this line by line, but it was hilarious me So yeah, his new his new wave dealing. He's like

So yeah, his new his new wave dealing. He's like, guys, why are you pissing the captain all over? And Jack goes, eh fuck off. I didn't get that. Because I'm fuck off. Is it because we had a beer in front of her and Travis is like, it was five o'clock so fuck it. And Travis is like, well, there were no hard and fast rules about it. So yeah, from now on, no beers before five. And they were just saying it was after five.

So I'm so confused by this. Yeah, I don't know. It was, but yes, I agree. Now I was drinking a sip. Now I was drinking a sip, Ronnie, how a sip Ronnie. How about that? Oh God We're just off our sips are off today. That's it Well, that's what happy that's what happens when show how makes new drinking rolls We don't know when to drink to her podcast. Oh, so the captain is in the mess

Oh, she's just she's just sitting there kind of staring off into space About friends, you know, yeah, I said God white is friends does Branzino have so many bones? And Hannah comes in and she's like, I just want to make sure, kept him, that you're not stressed, and I wanted to tell you, we're gonna be fine. Oh my God, that's... Give me a hug. Give me your...

Give me your... Give me your... Oh... Oh, that was great. That was oh, yeah. That means so much to me, Hannah. And she's like, well, it's true because she didn't have anyone above you. It's like, I love you, Hannah. God. God, I love you. Thank you so much, Hannah. Thank you so much. You know, for so many years, know for so many years I've always said I love that banana but today I love that Hannah. That's what I have. God I love that banana.

So meanwhile Anastasia is entering Top Chef mode and she's like um I don't want to sound like I'm the best but. The people who really excel are the people who have true raw passion and raw skill for what they do implication Wah Also like educated passion and educated skill aren't bad, okay raw things are great Good things are better, okay? You know say that so it's why I was like sitting there talking to her, you know trying to make conversation He's like, oh you're looking up recipes and she, oh, yeah, I just write it all out the day

before. You know, I just look at anything and I'm like, shit, I can make that. Because I know how to make food tastes good, okay? That's not a problem. And he's like, sweet. He's like, I'm Jorou and somehow I'm not the biggest asshole in this scene. This is strange. So now some more flirtations with Jun and Colin. So Jun is in the washing room with the washers and dryers and stuff. And she's like, Colin, you're weird. You're weird. Because there's like a weird, I guess she asks if he wants something in the laundry or something like that Can you remind me how does that actually set up? Yeah, she's like what what is the stuff that you don't want me to put in the dryer?

And he's like oh, I can all go on the dryer and she's like oh I thought you had your own method of drawing because you're scared of shrinkage and he's like no No, mom, did you tell you an old scared of shrinkage? I'm sorry, Callie, I thought I would help break the ice. And he tells us, for some reason, it's really hard to talk to June. Like, she's beautiful, she's got a great personality. I'm working on my game a little bit, and then it cuts to him going. Well, you cannot put that in, because I get a rash. You know what you're being honest, Kylie, and that's the biggest turn on for any woman. Thanks, mom.

Sensitive skin means sensitive heart, Kylie. You know what, Kylie? We don't want you getting a rash because you don't behave in a rash way, okay? Bueller. Bueller, Bue Father. Okay. So, uh, Aisha, Jack and Travis are talking, Aisha goes in there to talk to him. And, uh, she's like, when are we going on the day?

Travis is like, what do you mean? I think you mean, when are you going? She goes, you're not going Yeah, so Travis obviously is not going so now it's like we're seeing them all get ready and Asia's like wearing like I think maybe it go free ball and It starts like cuffing the air. You'll make it much easier for me to stick my finger The bomb and see if it's still the same length So Jack is putting on a three-piece suit. Yeah in the other room and Travis is like that is

Brah that is sick It was very much like Like like one direction Like I felt like every member of one direction when they move on to their solo careers and release a serious video video Like the Wii Tom Linson. Is that a name? I forget his name or Harry Harry Styles. I felt like a Harry Styles video, a Harry Styles solo video. Very specific analogy, but I'm standing behind it. I'm getting ready to go out with the girl.

By the way, one of my least favorite below deck traditions are below deck, are below deck dates. I'm like, why do we have below deck dates? They seem so bizarre and strange, and they're never interesting. Why do we have to watch them? My least favorite thing. Yeah, it's like one of those things where they do it one time, and they're never interesting. Why do we have to watch them my at least favorite thing? Yeah, it's like one of those things where they do it one time and they're like well, it's part of the format now

It's part of the below deck format. Yeah, let's just keep it going. Yeah So Jack and Aisha go on their day and of course she's exactly what you think she's like This is so exciting! I'm getting picked up my main suit! So then to last like, I can't control people's personal lives, but I'm glad for Jack to go on the date. If it was me, I'd lay low after the mistake I made, but that's just me. Shrug! My god, this is not working for you, you know, I don't like Jua when he's pretending to be nice, but still an asshole just be an asshole. Okay, you're an asshole just embrace it So then we see Colin and bad like listening to EDM and like he's doing like aggressive hand-dancing to it and then Travis meanwhile he even though he and Hannah are not going on the date He still decides to dress up and he like dresses up like a banker from 1922 and he walks up the Hannah

who's sitting on a part of the boat. And I thought he was gonna like tell her that her house was repossessed unless she can come up with like $10,000 in the next 24 hours. And then she's gonna like, it's a wonderful blow dick. Am I right? The ghost of Christmas placed. Every time,

every time someone rings a bell, I still get to the wings. So, he's like, so hey, Hanette, what are you wearing? He's like, well, I thought I'd look pretty to come find you. And she's like, what is that vibe?

Give your drinking. And he's like, no, listen, I'm not pissed all the time. All right? Yeah. And he starts talking about how like on other boats, he works so hard that they would drink afterwards. And they felt like they were entitled to a drink after working hard and developed bad patterns. Yeah. And you know, that is who cares? You know, I think she's just saying, like, I don't wanna go on a date with a wasted dude. You know, but he's like, I'm not even. But they're setting up because they laugh.

Yeah, but we, at the end of this episode, they show the trailer for coming up this season, and we see that his alcohol consumption becomes, looks like it's gonna become a major storyline in the second half of the season. Yay. Yay. I love a Bravo alcoholic story.

Now it's it's you know what? Like alcohol on Bravo on reality TV. It's just a classic. I mean, we all remember Ruthie from real world to why. Am I right? Everyone? Am I right? So then Jack, I'm like, no, Jack, Jack and Hannah are on their date.

And he's like, I want to give you a kiss right now, but I can't. So, I pay the right time to sleep and then you come. Yeah, and speaking of timing, we also see June talking about how she didn't eat dinner last night or breakfast today. She's like, I don't know when to eat. Certain basic. I love that that's a running storyline that's no one is still told you and we'd eat yeah She is so confused and like no one even cares when it's like like Eat when you're hungry when there's food that served. Yeah, so Joao's like air the irony last season I had to worry about doing my job on two girls,

and now I just have a job. The irony. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Crazy I was afraid I was honestly afraid that he was going to segue into Some sort of self-acgrandizing bullshit about like it's just very hard because I've had my heart broken I opened up to broke and I was vulnerable and choose the one that I loved after I tried to put her for her season And now here I am watching other people falling in love when I have had my heart broken and love Shut up theoretical. Wow. I'm mad I'm surprised he dropped that. Shut up theoretical, Jowow. I'm mad at the... I'm mad at something that didn't even happen. Just made myself mad.

So then June is talking about her Instagram and she's like, well, I've always stoked to just myself. I do strictly, strictly selfies on insta... Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h You got a girl, a top of girl, you like, I got a type, and you're not my type. Yeah. She's like, uh, thanks. Yeah. Oh, I got feelings, you know, oh, I got feelings. So I then, you know, she, the, the talking about true love and Jack believes in true love

because his mom and dad still start with each other, which is sweet. And then, uh, like a busker, or what do you call it when like, someone comes to the table to play guitar or like, to sing? Isn't there a specific word for that? A mariachi guy. Something like that, not quite, but yes. He comes over. But it's in France.

But also singing in Spanish. So it's like a le mariachi busker. Yeah. Busque. He's like la la la la la. And then it totally works because sometimes you know when you're in the restaurant and those guys come up to you're like, oh Jesus You know, I'm gonna get now. I'm gonna feel like a jerk. Yeah, and who falls for this, but they totally do look Start making out. Yeah, it's like

So then and then they then they start then they start heading home and he's just like Only she would walk on with cheese on herself somehow No, not only her Sure what you know all walk on with cheese on myself all the damn time You know what I always have in my bag now? A tied pin. That's smart. Hashtag no ad because I'm like a five year old, okay?

I've walked home with plenty of cheese on my shirts. There, you're welcome, everybody, for sharing that. I, for some reason, I imagine you saying that, like, it sounded like Michael from Potomac saying that. Hey, Juan, you have a, you have a spilled cheese on yourself. Yeah. All melty. Yeah. I've always got a cheese pin, man. Uh, uh, cheese pen.

That's my own brand. Cheese pen. I love that. Yeah. So then Aisha and Jack come back and go say how to drive and write in, you know, as one does, getting this bit and write him a little know, as one does, getting this bit and write him a little. And then Jack starts peeing with the door open and she's like,

I heard it in your willy-rot now. He's like, yeah, you wanna see it? I'm like, oh, what's the noise, willy? Yo. So now it's the next day and there's cleaning. There are everyone's cleaning, cleaning montage. And Aisha and Jack have a nice little hug. We're stuck.

Thank you so much for last night. I almost got all the cheese off my shoe. I think Colin's asking Jack. He's like, so how'd your date go? He's like, great mate. Great. He goes, does that mean your Facebook official? Jack is like, who how's your date go? He's like, great mate, great. And he goes, does that mean your Facebook official? Jack is like, who the fuck is this going anyway?

Like since when do we get the peanut butter jelly time banana on this strip? So now they're getting ready. And now begins really the beginning of our June, Hanna moments because from this point on it's like every two seconds June June Hanna June June Hanna June June Hanna, June June Hanna, she's like Lemons Lemons Lombs Lombs Lombs look at me cutting this wish my that June June Hanna June June Hanna

and then we see June working but not wearing her not wearing her radio which is huge on this I'm going issue the scoused and June struggling with the cabins and stuff and Hannah's like I'm not sure what sort of comma debt I'm paying off but clearly I was a bit of a pat in my last life my right everyone my right June June Hannah comma fast calling for June June Hannah So then Hannah finds June and June is ironing napkins and she's like, we don't need the all napkins right now.

How do I, we're about to pick up crew. I was like, listen, there have been some shitty stews on this show, but someone actually being caught ironing napkins is not the worst thing I've ever seen. I have to say. That's true, but when your boss is slicing up lines and that's supposed to be your job, anytime your boss is doing what you're supposed to be doing, that's not good. Especially if she's Hannah, she can get you honey face.

And then the arrivals. Oh, it's Johnny Damon. I also liked, did we mention this on another episode that they were in Port Camille? Has this, I just laugh every time I see port Camille like oh Yawding hypocrisy at its finest The anchor goes down and you just hear That anchor snubbed my daughter

That anchor told me to curse out my daughter. Yeah, so Johnny Damon and his wife and his douchebag friends all show up and Sandy is like, oh they look fun and anytime the captain or anyone on the staff ever says that at that line up, it means that these are gonna be terrible terrible guests. Yeah, and Colin's like, wow look at his guns! He's carrying beer cans on his arms! Yeah. Wow! Johnny Damon just shook my hand! Oh, I'm never gonna wash this hand ever again! No, Kali! I know you don't want to wash it, but it's important for a boy like you to stay clean at all times. Oh, you're right, mom. So the captain's like, Jowl? Now you're gonna take his off the dock. I'm gonna show you

how up here. And he's like, uh, buh buh bu take his off the dock. I'm gonna show you how up here And he's like oh, blah blah blah blah blah. Excuse me, what? Zimbabwe So she's gonna give him his big chance. He's like, I'm not rewarding you out for what happened yesterday I'm just doing this so he knows how to grab his crew and teach him like yeah, that's what he needs Hey, Jack being charged with a boat. Yeah, that's what he needs. Hey, Jack, be in charge of the boat. Yeah. He's like, this is a multi million dollar boat. Anything could go wrong at any time.

I'm like, yeah, that's how things happen in life, actually. Welcome to every day of your life on this boat. Yeah. Welcome to shooting a reality show on a Seaborn vessel. OK, yes, anything go wrong at any time. And it probably will. You know who else I'm going to welcome welcome Anders, one of the biggest jackasses we've had on the show this season. Welcome Anders, you're an asshole. Thank you for getting his name down because I

I didn't write down his name and then he's being such a douchebag. And I was so disgusted. I was like, I'm not even gonna waste time row winding to find out your name. I'm just gonna call you douchebag. And this guy is such a prick. Oh, he's like, they're serving champagne and he goes, is that Moe? And Aisha goes, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Bullshit. I'm returning that, okay? Like sorry, you would not be able to do that. I work with that, and me. That's what I do. I work with Johnny and go on yachts, alright? Yeah, this douchebag, you wouldn't be able to tell if it was

Vuv, Mawai or Andre, okay, so shut up, sir. Yeah, he's a total prick from beginning to end. Yeah, he's like, yeah, we have expensive luggage, yeah, but it's got 100 day like return balls, he's gonna bring it back, you know, I look at the John every day and then I go on yachts, yeah. Because he's a kind of college. I guess Disgusting and this is on the same episode that we're talking about what happened to

Asia. I mean disgusting. Yeah, he's a pig. So then the captain is teaching to how to do it and she tells us how coming up as she's like coming up as a woman in this industry is easy. I constantly had to fight my male counterparts. And I don't want my crew to feel that. So I'm going to give another opportunity to a white male. God, they deserve it. So yeah, it's like this whole thing. I'm like, leaving the dock, leaving the dock and anchors.

And that's 50 meters away and shackle, shackle, shackle. And so, you know, obviously it goes well. It always goes well for the most part. And so, as you were I was like, there were a few moments in my life that I can talk about forever. And taking the boat out of the dock is going to be one of them. Almost up there with the time that I masturbated on a photo of Brooke and Casey and let that determine who would be the love of my life. Go hell! But it's true. It's gross, but you know what happened. and Casey, let that determine who would be the love of my life. Gross!

But it's true. It's gross, but you know what happened. God. Did the feats decide the fate of my masturbation? I caught feats' masturbation. So, Johnny's on the stair climber, and his wife and Andrews are watching, and she's like, Oh, this is something Johnny never does in his whole life and Andrews is like, well then how does he stay in such great shape?

Sacks lots and lots of sacks. Oh my god these people, all these people, just all of them, okay, all of them. I'm like embarrassed that Johnny Damon was a New York Yankee right now. No, so Aisha tells June, but she's like, you get this table set for lunch. And she's like, Aisha's patient, she's kind. I mean, you just don't,

you don't make people like that. I'm just not used to scales. And then it cuts to Hannah giving Hannah a face to something. Hannah. Just like a full on on her face. I know all Hannah was doing was like stirring at like a brillo pad.

Like, honey, brillo pad. She's triggered by it. So then speaking of honey faces, so Anastasia announces that she's gonna be making a grilled chicken Caesar salad for lunch. And Hannah's like, any did see it? And she's like, no. She's just like, kitchen honey face, kitchen honey verse.

Mm. Yeah. And Anastasia's is like I think with these guys the trick is simplicity Okay, I want it like simple. It's not gonna be scallops and caddy are yeah June June Hannah June Hannah June June Hannah June June Hannah June June Hannah So now June has to do plates and napkins. I don't know why I wrote that down now June has to do plates and napkins. I don't know why I wrote that down. God. Because I want to find her and June's like, did you call me? And Anna's like, is you ready? I'm not working, honey.

And she's like, do you do napkins in place and keep your earpiece in? And she goes, oh, yeah, but I did. I mean, I hurt you. And I was like, keep it together. Keep it together. Choose your time wisely because when you do go off on it It's gonna be spectacular choose your time wisely. So then Anders We just hear like random snippets of banter from the guests and Anders is like I'm about to put my nut sack on your head Johnny Please an asin June are talking and June's like my god. There's like always a problem with Hannah Just let it go. Yeah

Which I'm gonna put my nuts back on And Johnny's like are we gonna go upstairs for lunch or what and Andrew's just like dude you're Johnny fucking Brasco, what's his name? Damon Johnny Damon, okay? You're gonna do whatever you want Just say I'm Johnny fucking Damon. I can do whatever the fuck I want I'm gonna bang you I'm gonna bang you and I'm gonna bang you cuz I'm JFD And it's like shit the fuck up. Yeah, the fuck And then the girl's like, so what do we do if we need someone?

Is there like a bell we can ring and Anders goes, yeah, here's the bell, watch this. Hello! June, June, Hannah. June, June, Hannah. June, June, Hannah. June, June, Hannah. You get one break now, honey.

And now we get a really important announcement. You know what I hate? Grape's put seeds in them. There, I said it. And then Jack with a very important follow up question. He goes, who has seeds in their grapes? At this point, I can't tell if they've segwayed into a sexual innuendo.

Yeah, I never know on this. I just assume it always is, but yeah, I'm lost on this one. So then the wife is talking to Aisha, and she goes, you know, if you ever have a baby, like the man decides to sex. So like, if it's a girl or a boy, it's up to the man. She goes, well, what if you want to make a boy? How'd you make a boy? She goes, well, what if you want to make a boy? How'd you make a boy? She goes, here's what we did. Lots of facts. It's like, what is wrong with you?

Are you not having sex with your husband? Why is that all you talk about? Like, how much sex you have with your husband? In my experience, that means your husband is banging like 30 hookers, right? That's exactly right. That's what she is marking her territory for all the jump-offs out there. Yeah. That's what she is marking her territory for all the jump-offs out there.

Yeah, that's what she's doing. I just wrote idiots. So then they get the salads and Asia's serving wine and andris goes is that Moe? No Yeah, I'm a sir first of all you're having a seizure salad. You don't actually really need Moe at this moment at like 1 p.m Like I just kind of feel listen. I love bubbly. Okay, it's one of my favorite things. Oh, I love it. Per second, okay. And like, I love drinking it all the time. But if you're the sort of person that's like,

I only drink moway, then you should also be the sort of person that knows like, when and where to drink them away. And like, with a seizure salad for lunch, it's maybe not the time. Yeah, maybe it chileys, huh? I because this salad is like what you get at the local chillies, honey, and I want an estate to succeed. I was like, really?

How could you follow one sentence up with this one? You know, she's like, but I kind of want to back because I'm selfish. Yeah. So then it's time to put the anchor down anchor down. So we see once again, the anchor like rolling out of its little anchor bedroom and it like plops down again And you just see Sandy go yes What a good anchor down. Oh man. I'll tell you what has a lot of shackles right now my heart

Oh five shackles on my heart cuz I'm so happy So then John, we cut back to the lunch conversation and Johnny's like, oh yeah, they just let anybody play baseball. I mean, it's so easy to hit a ball at 90 per hour. Shut up, Johnny, Johnny Damon. Yeah, so you're a douchebag and so is your friend. I actually thought you were nice before this, but you're a douchebag to you. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

So now it's like, what are sports, fun time, what are sports, Hannah's napping, and of course the douche bag, he gets on the jet ski and starts doing like, you know, figure eights and being crazy and like compensating for his inverted penis and essentially like falls off the jet ski. And it's like, they're all just staring at him like, this fucker, this fucker. Then we get June opening a bottle of wine. Or trying to.

She's like, yeah, this corkscrew, like what is this bottle opener I've never used it before? I'm like, it is like a very standard bottle opener June. See, yeah. So then there's a storm, Kemenin, there's a storm, Kemeni and there's a storm. And the wife is like, that is a tornado.

And here's what I do in tornadoes. That's a sex. That's not a sex. Yeah. The only way to get rid of bad weather is lots of sex, which I most definitely do have with Johnny Damon. So it's rough water. So she's like, get the toys in and Colin is the only one

trying to get one of the jet skis in and he can't get it, you know, with just himself. And he's like, where the fuck is he? Colin can't say fuck, okay? Because if Colin says fuck, then it turns into Captain Lee and I don't even know what to do with myself. Where the flip is everyone else? And so, uh, basically Johnny Damon has to come down and help Colin, which is hilarious. It is kind of crazy, because I mean Johnny Damon is like a very celebrated athlete, and so it is funny to be like, oh man, it's just me and Johnny Damon pulling in a jet ski. It's a little surreal. Yeah.

So then we cut to Travis and Bed, which, you know, I know that they're like suggesting that he's lazy, but Travis is doing two jobs. Yeah, he really is So he's so he's in bed, but now he has to go up to the galley to help out Anastasia and Hannah's like, you know, I am getting close and closer to Travis He has depth, but he uses his bees to suppress emotions inside him, not feeling emotions myself, not feeling emotions. Just saying he has depth and I'm closer to him. Deckrude, Deckrude, Deckrude, Deckrude, Deckrude, I had no idea there was a slight hanging up to side of the boat. Uh-huh, I-and Collins, like you want to do that with me Travis? Some Travis is starting to get pissed.

Yeah. So he slaps down his glasses right in front of Sandy and she's like Why the attitude, huh? I mean it's the slide. It's gotta come in okay. Oh Time to slide all right get over there get to work Anchor down anchor down. Let's get ready for dinner Anchor down anchor down. Let's get ready for dinner It's like I am stupid and so June's ironing and Hannah ask me to have And Anna's like hair has dumb dumb birthday cake over there and it's just like she's been doing really well

She was rocking it. She doesn't know when to eat. Then let's know Taylor. At least she knows when to shit in my right. So now it's time for dinner. Oh, no, did I skip that I make you? I don't know. I just put the next thing is calling going to Tattletail to Jowell that Travis has an attitude. Oh, yeah, cut it out. No, cut that put the next thing is Colin going to Tatl-Tail to Juaal that Travis has an attitude. Oh, yeah. Cut it out.

No, cut that shit out with your... I like Colin, but I, you know, I say it every week, I hate this teaming up with Juaal, I hate it. You know? Well, they also probably are frustrated because they're doing all the work, so I also can understand that. So now it's dinner time and at a stage is is serving classic garden salad to start with. And of course, you know, like Hannah and others are like, oh, garden salad.

But of course these guys are like, oh my god, I read a lot of it. You know, it looks like a regular salad, but it doesn't taste like, it tastes better. It's like a better version of a salad. It's like salad, but greener. Wow, salad! So while they're all trying to eat the douchebag, he's like, I am the best circumciser you've ever met. Am I right everyone?

I mean like really, like I just get in there, you know? You know, hey Hannah, you ever heard about this sort of stuff? You ever heard about it? And she's like, honey, I haven't really had to worry about that. You stupid obnoxious pig. Yes, well, yeah. You pig. June, June, Hannah, June, Hannah.

Did you hear me? No. Did you call me? She's like, yeah, you can start on the kebabs, honey. And I think this June, June, Hannah, passive aggressive. Yeah, through line. And did you notice, by the way, that on on like they smash cut directly from the circumcision talk to Anastasia slicing the top off of a shallot?

It was so weird. I like cross my legs immediately. So then Aisha tells Jack that they're talking about circumcision. You circumcised. It was like didn't you just see his penis? I'm so confused. And he's like, no, why would someone just say one day, I've got a great idea, let's drop part of our dick off. Well, we humans do weird things, you know? Why would someone say, hey, let's have a reality show

set on a yacht, you know, but it works. Yeah, thank God, miracles, okay, that's wonderful. That's wonderful. So Anastasia's like, guys, can we keep it down, okay, that's wonderful. So Anastasia's like guys, can we keep it down please? It's service. Yeah, I'm gonna be quiet while I'm plating, and then they're like, okay, okay, because there's like a bunch of people in there and then Anastasia's like, um, there are too many fucking people in here right now. Just full diva mode, right?

James should have done two charges now, your result is a neat choir. Oooooooohhh. So they bring this, uh, Fulamon Yone with Brussels sprouts up to everyone. And Johnny Damon, Johnny Damon is famously been, uh, called a caveman before. Like, that's like, people often make fun of him for looking like a caveman. And then he goes, and he, the way he slices into this steak, I mean, really talk about caveman. And then he goes and he the way he slices into this steak, I mean, really to talk about caveman, he takes the fork, he takes his entire fist and wraps it around the fork, which he stabbed in fully vertically. And then he has his knife in there like,

I was like, oh my goodness. Like, he actually eats like a caveman. And his friend is like, this is undercut and so is Johnny's So they send him back and Anna stage is like, um, that's annoying to me that the stakes weren't cooked perfectly because I'm a perfectionist It comes from my mother. My mother is a perfectionist. I was like, okay Yeah, getting more annoyed with your mother as we go along. Okay. Yeah, wrap it up with your mother being a perfectionist story Yeah, wrap it up with your mother being a perfectionist story. Yeah, exactly. Um, but it was still fun to see her be like, it's not perfect. Stations are not perfect. Perfect. And a stage is always perfect.

And a stage is perfect little girl. She always goes to stay perfectly mother always, always mother. So Colin is eating and she comes in and he's like, how's it going? She's like, I just got like really annoyed because Anna Stasia said there's too many people in the kitchen and Hannah was like, yeah. And they wouldn't have said that if I wasn't in there. Hahahaha. And Collins, like, well, call her out on it.

I was like, excuse me. When have you ever called anybody out? Exactly. And June's like, I don't like having issues with nobody or nothing. I'm like, wait, where are we going to bring that come from? Hey, hey, I don't like having issues with nobody or nothing. I'm like, wait, we're gonna read that come from. Hey, hey, I don't like nobody or nothing. Evan, here should be okay.

It's like, okay, Fonz. She's like, I dropped my life for them. They're the ones who needed me. Don't act like you're doing all of us a favor. All right, like, come on, relax now, June. Yeah. So, uh, Jow out, take jackups there to show them something with lights and he's like all proud

of himself because he's like Captain Sande, he's telling me how I should teach people so I'm trying to show my experience to Jack. I'm like, I don't think Jack gives a shit right now. Yeah, but it does kind of, it looks like it works actually because Juao's like, uh, if you walk out an entire night and you see that green light, you will know you haven't moved. And he's like, I'm motivating him and then it just shows Jack like looking at a notebook and then looking at the window and then looking at a notebook and looking at the window. I love I love this pro tip. Hey, look at your surroundings. Now if you go back later and your surroundings are different, you'll know you've moved. Great one, Joe.

So then oddly enough, so Hannah's on the table, dinner table, collecting the table scape and just scowling. She's just so furious. And the guests are inside just wrestling. They're literally wrestling for hours. Yeah. And then it's bedtime. And Johnny swings his wife over his shoulder over his shoulder and like carries her off to bed

I was like you know this caveman thing like it he's really not doing a lot to dispel it right now So the next morning they're off to Monaco Off to Monaco and there's breakfast things and They find like there's like a they find find a phone somewhere and Hannah finds this phone. She's like, this June's or whatever. And she's like, why a thief do you need to film? It all, on her at all time. It's beyond me. And so she goes and tells June like, hi, just so you know, Captain Sandy, aka me. Don't stop watching phones, okay? And June goes, oh, no, no, it just was it was over there when I came out

What does that mean did she like leave her phone out overnight? So then This fucking anchor is gonna torture them all season long. Oh my god every single time fucking anchor is gonna torture them all season long. Oh my god. Every single time. Yeah, because it starts going down and it's like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,, boom, boom, Jorou, jump in. And so she tells the guests, like, don't worry, we've got some on the anchor, but then we're off to Monaco.

Yeah, they're gonna do this whole, I guess they're gonna like, ship them off to Monaco, et cetera. And so, there's lots of talk about like shackles and having to go underwater and everything. And Jorou is gonna have to like dive into the water to free the anchor and of course Jack Employee of the year. It's like what's the point for the wages you're getting you don't want to risk your neck And then guess what let's change the radio station June June Anna June June Anna June June Anna it's like The June June Anna is just getting angry or angry at this point.

June, June, Hannah! June, June, Hannah! June, June, Hannah! June, June, Hannah! And so, she's June is not answering. And Hannah's like, I'm so the righty-a-just ones! Just once. And it's like everything's being intercut like to show like... Chaos erupting, you know like Having to dive down under water and then June not answering your earpiece and water and June and water and June and water and June and finally Handed finds June and she's like on a on need you to keep you a piece in and June goes

Oh, I just took it up for a minute. She was well. I've been rating radioing you and she goes no you haven't That's like a wrong answer. That's how me I've been writing you when I'm here. And the captain's like, when I send two crew on the anchor chain, it's dangerous. And if they don't communicate, you can lose two really fun accents on this show. And it's like, next week.

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. So wow, and Travis are lost forever Yeah, and that brings us to the end of below dig made What a fun supersize episode with lots of things happening and nothing at all I know I love this show everyone. Thank you so much for being with us We will be back tomorrow with the real housewives of Beverly Favilless we'll see of Beverly. Yeah. Fabulous. We'll see you all tomorrow.

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