Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Little Fires Everywhere

Episode Date: July 21, 2021

Matt lights the galley on fire on this week's Below Deck Mediterranean, but the person who's truly lit is Roy Orbison Jr., who makes a drunken fool of himself over the course of the episode. Meanwhile, Mzi manages to snog Courtney — a carefree moment of joy before he must face his greatest fear: THE HEAVING LIIIIIINNNNNNE!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Who's what happens Who's what happens Watch what happens Watch what crap is Who cares what happens when there's so much Who's what happens Who's what happens Who cares what happens Hello, welcome to Watch Your Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me is the wonderful and hilarious Ronnie Keram, what's up Ronnie?

Well hello B Bane. How's everything going with you? I'm very good today having a very good day. Um, sun is shining. My heart is beating. My dog is licking my foot. Who can ask for more guys? Yeah.

Yeah, you're you're just like living the life right now. Well, that's very exciting. It's true. The only thing they could make it better would be if you're just like living the life right now. Well, that's very exciting for you. The only thing they could make it better would be if you were just maybe on a luxury yacht doing all those same things, right? Yeah, well, you know, I one thing that really makes me feel good in life, which is probably why I love recapping provost shows is just anger and stuff and so I love watching somebody lose their mind slowly and that's the chef I'm just loving watching the chef spin out of control on below deck It feels my heart with such joy. It's like watching cute little kitten videos on the internet for me

You know just watching someone lose it. Yeah Watching a kitten thinking they got their life together, but there's actually a Pot that's on fire behind the kitten. Yeah, yeah, it's like mental breakdown to arisen I mean have to have the reason to watch below deck is to watch They chef just crumble over the course of the season. I mean that's the whole point right? They just lose their minds because they're all crazy and this guy's been crazy since the beginning and He's been trying to sell us on this

idea that he just had this crazy anxiety about on the first episode but everything's gonna be smooth sailing from here on out. No, it will not be he's a crazy person and he's gonna continue doing crazy things. Yeah, love it. Warmth and my heart band, that's what I feel, okay? Yeah, so That's what I feel, okay? Yeah, so let's dive into it, okay? So the Speaking of the chef we open up the big cliffhanger last week was that they're all out to dinner and Matt's like, you know You wouldn't speak to me Lexi, you know, and you know, and you're not the person I'd speak to either, okay Lexi and It's supposed to be like dun dun dun. Like is this gonna start a fight because like it's sort of rude, what are you saying? Like what are the implications of what are you saying? What is going to happen?

And... Okay, and I'll tell you what happened. Something that happens every season. Every week you start realizing you don't like somebody on this show, because everybody is starting a new every season, right? Pretty much everybody. So they come on, they're super nice,

and they're like, you're like, hey, you know, it's our first day at work, I'm just going to give them a chance, not judge them too hard, you know? And then slowly, but surely, you're like, that person's an asshole. Yeah. And that's one of the fun things about below deck. Well, what's with this first of all, I'm writing down that his name is Larry. I already know that that's not true, but doesn't Lloyd look like a Larry? I mean, I know that there that's not true, but doesn't Lloyd look like a Larry. I mean, I know that there are two L names, but he gives me Larry vibes. So Larry in that conversation goes,

when you get people that clash, then it causes carnage. I'm like, oh great. So you're the obvi, you're the obvi statement maker of the season. Lloyd, be quiet and stop your wrapping in dancing around. Can you say that Lloyd looks like Larry or Matt looks like he doesn't look like him. He's Lloyd. I'm just saying Lloyd is like such a Larry. Oh, yeah, he gives off Larry vibes, right?

Yeah. Well, my dad is Larry and he also has a mustache. So it's no, it's like it's, I'll accept that first. We're saying Matt was a Larry. I'm like, hmm, my, you know, like my go-to for a Larry has a mustache So the fact that you said was actually Lloyd is the Larry that actually works. Yeah, Lloyd Yeah, although I went to her school with a guy named Larry and he was a very different kind of Larry and I actually have a friend Name Larry out here who's a very very different kind of Larry. So there's really a whole world of Larry's out there Well Larry's a pretty typical name, so I can't say he's like every Larry I'm saying like the stereotypical.

Larry! Larry! It's on him. That's what he should be singing in his little song sections where he's like, hey yo, yo, yo, yo, everybody! Everybody! Yeah, just sing on every Larry. That's all I need for you sir.

Well I always be surprised that Lloyd used to be called Larry because every time they cut to him it's always some other fantastical story about like well there was one time I was training to be in competitive penny-farthing racing and It went really well until I fell off and I broke my elbow and had to be had to be a scorcher to the hospital where it turns out Megan Markle was was delivering her baby in the very next room and actually I became a royal because of that because they liked me so much I was like, what is this story? How did this happen? How is every single story happen to Lloyd slash Larry? But you gave him such an important story because he became a royal at the end. His stories are like, you know, one time I heard music and I was actually going

to be a surfboarder and then I got a stop on my toes. It was an amazing day. Mac, why are they using footage to tell me this? I'm Mary. And let's be honest, we all know that all of his stories ended with him having books thrown at his head. Like, when he was at the car dealership, well, I fell off the penny farthing and then I was next to Megan Markle

and I said, can I be royal and then actually what really happened was that I didn't become royal instead, everyone just do books at my head and chance of me to a different hospital. Larry vibes. So we start where we left off as you were trying to say before I went into Larry mode.

And Matt, just to repeat a little, Matt, like, well, you wouldn't speak to me and you're not the person that I would speak to. And then Mayor Courtney goes, America's a so dramatic. You're like, I'm living there. I'm living there.

They're dramatic. And then Matt does this like annoying thing where he goes, I think in the fifth charter, we're going to hate each other the most. That's what it's going to be. I hate when people do that when they like are predicting that, like, they'll be a fight to almost perhaps relieve some sort of tension or I don't know what it is. It's like some weird thing that people do and it's like, oh, I didn't have a bad feeling

but now I'm starting to think I will have a bad feeling towards you. Well they already hate each other the most. Lexi and Matt, right? So Lexi says, oh, he's a poke the bearer person and he just can't let go. I mean, he thinks we're mad at him but we're just trying to blow off some steam by abusing him at dinner.

Okay, we just need new people to hate. When there's new charter guests, we'll leave them alone. You know, I don't really like to talk about the fact that I want a beauty pageant, but like basically, he doesn't realize that this is essentially a Beauty Pageant and we're just letting off steam, that's all because Beauty Pageant's. So she's, uh, Katie's like, I can't do this right now, I really can't. I'm really hate the hierarchy on boat.

I respect it, but I don't like people that take the hierarchy and like take the peace out of it. So wait, you hate the hierarchy, but you also don't like people mocking the hierarchy? I wasn't really sure what she was getting at at that point, but all I know is that it just felt vaguely hypocritical. Like whatever she's saying will be clocked at some point later in the season when she gets a lot of contradictions.

The hierarchicals. Is that hierarchical? Or hierarchical? Someone threw up a hierarchical. hierarchicals, please. So something so hierarchical. Yeah, Katie is like, I actually never wanted to become a Chiefs 2 because there's such a persona about being a Chiefs 2

and everyone's like, oh, she's gonna be a bitch and she's gonna be a bitch. And it's like, honestly, it gives me so much anxiety, but then I see a moth. And whenever I see a moth, I know I'm doing the right thing. And David says, well that's because so many chiches are fucking bitches, you know, especially tonight's guys. You've never got anything in this world. And Malia's just cracking up because it looks like there's

going to be a whole pack of people here who are going to be more awful than her this year. Yeah, hopefully take a little of that Twitter heat away. Malia, you're not English. Okay, congratulations on banging in English guy, but cut it out to read Kim's. I was going to say, stop with your Madonna.

Like this entire episode was Malia walking up to things, me like, are you quite done with that? Are you having a good time? Would you like to host? I'm like, why are you talking like this? Yeah, British Pineda's not changed your accent, so stop. Yeah, so she's basically like, you know, you can be a good person and work in yachting.

So I've heard, no one believes that. And then Courtney just turns to Z and goes, anyway, daddy, let's take a fucking sticky break, shall we? Da-da. So they all get up to leave. Without controversy, this is, what I love is like every, I feel like every below deck season,

new season is now basically wagging its finger in the previous franchise because on regular below deck, it was all about how you can't go into the guest rooms no matter what. And then below deck sailing yacht was like, okay, you can go have sex in the guest rooms but what you can't do into the guest rooms no matter what and then below deck sailing yacht was like okay You can go have sex in the guest rooms

But we can't do is go on a cigarette break and leave everyone behind and now this one They're like actually you can go on a cigarette break leave everyone behind and later we're all gonna party as a group in the Benzroom Yeah, different rules so Malia's, that guy is a little weird. Like, I don't know if he's gonna murder us or what. And Lexi's like, um, he'll murder me first. And I don't even worry about it. Don't stand in his dick.

Okay, what M-A-U-D do not stand in his dick. And Lexi's like, um, all the crans in his box are dollas fuck and he just doesn't get it. Like all his light bulbs are dim. Yeah, so outside there's some twerking going on, the smoking section, and Courtney's just wasted. So she's like sitting on Z's lap and calling him, Daddy! And Z's like, whoa, happy birthday Z.

It's like the luckiest kid in the world today. Yeah, and she's like, whoa, happy birthday, Z. It's like the luckiest kid in the world today. Yeah, and she's going, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop. And then she goes, she goes, you can take the whales out of the girl, but you can't take the girl out of whales. Which is not the way you say that phrase. Like literally, like, the porters are close to Courtney, guys.

This is the big news. Like, she's become much less well She actually speaks with American accent now, but unfortunately she cannot be removed from the valleys Yeah, she said that my American So back inside Malia's like so do you think that the guy's side of the table is like whoa these girls are So do you think that the guy's side of the table is like, whoa, these girls are rude. And Katie says that, I've been to the cradle. I've been to cradle snatch it once.

Only once though. And so then the people come, everyone comes back. And Lloyd starts saying how Katie was like really terrifying the first day. And he says how he was like really shy and nervous around her Then he goes but then he says would you like to be part of that of the let loose get loose Deckhand tiktok or the let loose get goose whatever it is the point is this this is a launching pad for another Lloyd story where he's like so Like one of my nicknames is goose because of my. Because even though I did take professional ballroom dancing,

turns out I don't actually know how to do any kind of dancing, so I'd dance like a Goose, and that's my thing. I even have a Goose tattoo, and I actually went to the Royal Academy of Goose Tattooery to get it, and they kicked me out and threw books at my head until I went and drew it out with a crann and found someone to just follow the outline. The point is this, I had books to win at my head. Um, was like, were all the guys on this season cast from a grand theft auto online chat session?

Like, where did they get these guys? And why would they all have the maturity of like 14 year olds? I can talk to each other while they play video games online. Why? There is that. Well, unfortunately, I think that maturity of guys talking to each other, playing video games online is like, that's just kind of like, that's just where we're men seem to just kind of like top off. Like that's just where it's, I mean, look at like, you know,

PK Mauricio chatting. It's really not that different, you know? Yeah, but these guys are like all buggery and like, Oh, girls, this is a girl coming. I might have a crush on that girl, my man. Just odd. And then this guy, this Larry Lloyd, is trying to do the Colin rapping thing. He's like, this is my thing, I dance in a rap.

Broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, and he starts doing some kind of weird auctioneer rapping. Yeah. Trying to do the Colin rapping thing. He's like, this is my thing. I dance in a rap. He starts doing some kind of weird auctioneer rapping. Yeah, it's a I couldn't tell if it was some weird dance hall thing or it was weird like dance hall slash cattle auction. He's like, uh, By the way, the balls that we have to sit here and say like, oh my god, Let's go, let's go. Let's go, dad! Dad! By the way, the balls that we have decided to say, like, oh my god, these guys on this are like, they're just like little, like, 14 year old boys, like, snickering.

Meanwhile, we spent the past, like, five years in. Fucking men on the show are such fucking, like, rapist assholes. And now we finally have some kids, some, like, guys who are like, ooh, girls. And we're like, ooh girls and we're like gosh darn their innocent approach to sexuality. Well can't there be an in between like does it need to go so far to the left you know? Um so they everyone's gonna go have a party in the Master Cabin. That's how American girls would say it. You can take the Master Cabin out of the girl, but you can't take the girl out of the Master Cabin.

Oh no. So they separate into boys and girls fans, and Matt, who's just creepier by the day, yeah, I'm sorry. I'm gonna be real disappointed if you don't fuck Courtney. Mm-hmm. The choir gargamel. I'm gonna be real disappointed if you don't fuck Courtney Quiet Gargamel It's got pervy Gargamel. So then um, yes, they finally Gargamel was pervy. Gargamel was kind of Gargamel I feel like Gargamel if you didn't intervention from his family at some point that just never happened like he is like

Obsessed with the smurfs, like literally like meet someone. Get a friend. Like why you obsessed with smurfs? Like I know Asrael's cool and everything, but like I don't know, go to the movies. Well that guy was very loud and proud with his fetish. That's for damn sure.

He was. So then we go to Courtney twerking on the stairs. Yeah. Courtney, we get a story from Courtney about, I taught myself to twerk on YouTube. I would honestly be in my room at 16 twerking in my pajamas. It was something I wanted to be able to do, because it's cool.

Ha, ha, ha, cool. Get a refund. I know YouTube is free, but if you're paying premium or anything, you look like you're just itching your tailbone on a countertop. You can see how many commercial breaks were, how many ads were in that YouTube tutorial. Just my the quality of her to work. It's like, all right, now this is the really important part. Okay, this is part of my tutorial of how to teach white British girls how to twerk. Okay. This is a really important part. Oh, hold on, commercial from GMC. Oh, daddy. Hold on, commercial

for a cat and a cat post rubbing his butt up against a cat post because that's a tight work. I know she got it. She got all her tutorials. She didn't realize that tutorial was on an ad break. She's like, she just bends over and it's like, can you do your taxes? I learned how to twerk and I also got a free six months to quick books. Not only can I twerk, I also know how to turn on stream yard with my butt. So she's giving Z of app dances and then Matt and Lloyd bring in a cake for Z. And David is feeding Malia cake, sexily.

Look at that, nice car's feed cake, sexily. Z is so happy because it's cheesecake and so he's like, cheesecake! I don't know for some reason it's so random to me. I just, I mean, I love cheesecake as much the next guy and I won't go any further on that, Ronny, because I know you're fasting right now. But I just also feel like I just don't see rowy dekins being like, you know, I want my birthday. Chase cake. I just feel like it's

it's just I don't know I just feels not not I can't like. So then we get David's love story. He's like really amazing. Obviously she's my boss and the negative is you go for it and she's not into it and then you're left with this awkward you you bitch, I was nice to you. How come nice guys never win? But if you don't go for it, you'll never know. But you know what? You know what a nice guy likes? Never knowing the danger he could have gone into

because he didn't get into it, because he's a nice guy. I think I'm not gonna do it. I'm just gonna stay here. Eat the cheesecake. So Lloyd starts stroking on the guys while Lexi tries to go to her room saying to herself because she's you know big talker to self and she's like I'm not drinking on. I'm not drinking on. And then she's lying down on the hallway floor. So now she starts calling her mom over and over again but her mom won't answer. Yeah, because her mom was like oh god. She just keeps. Yeah, so she dials over and over and over again, but her mom won't answer. Yeah, because her mom was like, oh God, this is good. So she just keeps.

Yeah, so she dials over and over and over again, going, come on, answer, mom, answer. And then meanwhile, Z and Courtney wind up making out. I'm like, I thought this was, the way I saw this arc going was an entire season of Z, just sort of being really sweet and nice to Courtney and the producers forcing him to ask her out on a date and then we sit through a boring date episode and then like there's no chemistry but we had to sit through it anyway because we know

it. They would not, nothing would ever really happen because he looks like he's 12, you know, but then boom, they're kissing and I was like, wait, this is happening, Z, this storyline has progressed to this point already, I was surprised. Yeah, it goes in for that kiss. So they're making out and Lexi's stumbling to bed and what else? Okay, so finally Lexi gets a hold of her mom

and she's like, mom, I've been drinking too much but it is what it is. And her mom's like, Lexi, put down the alcohol. She's like, but I've barely had anything. I barely even drink. I'm not even drinking. Whatever. Yeah.

And she hangs up with her mom. Yeah, that's not the person to be calling when you're still. Yeah. Because then Malia comes in and Lexi tells her, yeah, my mom's old school Christian, like, drinking, you're going to hell. Do anything and you're going to hell. So stop stop calling her it's like Lexi is just a

standard in dirt piles that's what she is she kind of is just wants to come in and eat your lamb lollipops and complain about the treatment that she got so then so then Lexi tells Maria that her dad died just like three months ago somebody else like are you okay just I'm. I'm really sorry about your dad. It's very sudden, you don't have to be okay. You're like, I'm okay. He's like, well, he's watching you. He's your biggest fan.

I'm okay. He's watching, he loves you. He's like, you know that like, he's thinking, you don't know, you don't know me. So like, this is nice, what you're doing, but please stop. Please stop. Yeah, me is like, please stop hating me internet. Please, please, look at the comfort I'm giving someone.

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Do they even remember they can't oh and then Malia has as I talk into the decoroo and telling them to like pay attention to windows to windows And David's like I want to see him help foe but not overly helpful because like I don't want to be the nice guy who's like Kind of happy with that place because I want to be a little bit of edgy guy who's like, maybe I'll help you. But you know what, the end of the day, I really love helping out. So I don't know what's what's happening as I'm gonna do, but I'm gonna be like, can't help for but not help for,

like mostly very help. I'll probably do it all. Well hey David, you did a real good rinse today. And he's like, oh my God, I'm so in love. So then Courtney is talking to the girls and she's like, come on, I wasn't that drunk last night. I remember it all.

He he he. And they're like, you kissed Zee. She's like, I did not. I did not. And then she says, she's talking to the producer. And she's like, we kissed last night. No, we didn't. And the producer goes more than once.

Oh my God. Dady. No, we didn't and the producer goes more than once. Oh my god Daddy no recollection. Okay, I'll go with that. So Malia's like um, so are you now in love with are you now in love? Z like did that push you over the edge and he's like love it first side. No love it first night It's hard to feel love when you're so nervous about a heaving line. Oh, like Z, it's two days away. Don't worry. Normally it's like, be careful with those boat remanse is they're really dangerous.

You can catch an accent. More dangerous than a heaving line. So then now it's more cleaning and the preference sheet meeting and we have a return charter guest that's Roy Orbison Jr. and Matt's like, oh my god, I love his dad, I'm a big fan. So Roy is going to be there with his friends from Sweden because I think that does he live in Sweden or something, there was some sort of Swedish connection last time and Katie goes, are they hectic? Do they like us press them aren't any's? I'm really like, no, no, no, they're super chill.

She's, oh good, nothing to worry about here. Just please tell me that they don't take the piece out of the hierarchy. Right? Do they like moths? Every time I see a wolf, I know, was the most supposed to be her grandfather? Or yeah, I think it was her grandpa. Yeah. Her grandpa who always had holes in his

coats. So then we get to cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, Katie's calling Norma for some musicians tonight. And then with provisions and captain sandies like look at meest ça, c'est ça. C'est ça, c'est ça, c'est ça. C'est ça, c'est ça. C'est ça, c'est ça. C'est ça, c'est ça. C'est ça, c'est ça.

C'est ça, c'est ça. C'est ça, c'est ça. C'est ça, c'est ça. C'est ça, c'est ça. C'est ça, c'est ça. C'est ça, c'est ça. C'est ça, c'est ça. C'est ça, c'est ça. food gets put away. I'm the boss of the way. You're not the boss and me. I'm the boss of where stuff's going to be put away. Right? Check what you need to be outside to tell us because

God your soul or you men live about nothing. I'm nothing. And she's like, yeah, I have a list about things that bother me and he is at the top of the list and he'll cost me to strike on him. I swear to God, I'll be on a European jail and I'm going to strike on. And at this point, we're thinking, oh, you know, she keeps like a little mental list of whatever bothers her to, you know, keep that negativity fueled throughout the days. You can get through work. I get it. But it's way crazier. Yeah. It gets way crazier than that. So then, guys, this is a super wacky episode. Don't worry because it looks like things get crazy. But this is the episode where I'm actually writing things

down like, see Steps on Malia's hose. Yes. And she goes, did you step on the hose? She literally asks it like that. Like, just so British. So then, Courtney says that she's gonna make herself look nice because no one's gonna fall in love with her if she doesn't look nice. And she's like, she says this in the crew mess and from the boys and then she sort of walks away and then David goes to late, he said to Z

and then Lloyd starts in person and Z going, I like you just the way you are. The point is this, it's hard to kind of recap. Someone else is Joki Banta, but I find it to be actually very funny. I was like giggling. Yeah, the guys are like, girls.

Girls. Girls. I like the girls. I just like them pretending to be Z. I'm like laughing just thinking about, I feel like I'm like now apart like the crew So everybody goes dressed in their whites and Katie's like so cool. Yeah, you're gonna be on me Lexie all have you one lunch and then the rest of the trip all have you early All be late no one take the piece out of the high or all key or this top of everybody's list today

And Lexie's getting pissy because she's glad Courtney is getting experience, but typically third stew is laundry batch. So age old, below deck hierarchy drama, there's always that was stew. There's always that drama about like when stews get put on laundry, they get very angry. They get very, I mean, understandably,

I personally wouldn't want to interact with some of these guests. I'd be happy to be down there just folding shit. Um, yeah, I don't, I don't know. I don't, I don't, I try not to put, I try not to empathize on this show. You try not to, I'm trying to stand in their shoes. I don't know. I mean, like, you could either prefer a richer show. Like when there's rich people, then I try an empathize, you know, but on below deck, do not empathize do not empathize because then I'll be sitting there like how would I feel about this if I were actually soaking the shirt before I

washed it and then it stresses me out I just I think I just would rather be downstairs away from people like to res and Roy Orbison Jr. you know then actively interacting with them now Roy Orbison Jr. you know, then actively interacting with them. Now Roy Orbison Jr. is one of those people without nepotism. I mean, this guy would be like chasing your car down the road with like a broken windshield wiper. Yeah.

He's like, it's like we saw Bobcat Gulf Weight video in 1989 and said, you know what, that's gonna be my aesthetic for the rest of my life. Yes. And I don't even mean nepotism. I guess I mean inheritance rather than nepotism. Because I don't want him to another job. Yeah, I'm not nepotism.

I don't know what he went into at the moment. No, if I take back my nepotism. No, but I know what you're saying. It's like, this is someone who's benefited from, I guess as we all, as most of us would, from a nice hefty inheritance. But yeah, his goal is definitely Bobcat. That's funny.

So, so, they're welcomed back and the kid runs up to hug Sandy and Sandy's like, don't forget to declare your drugs, you little fuck, I'll thank you. I'll find you, Gail Wind. So yeah, there's all sorts of happiness. Roy Orbison, the third, the little kid is very excited. I'm excited for the kid.

I'm also so glad I was not on that boat because I cannot deal over, I don't deal with toddler toddler or like or under seven energy and those kids were just so like way too excited for what my sensibilities would have been because everything they were like. I would have been like I'm getting off here at the boat right now. I quit I can't I can't do this. Yeah I I love the kids. It's the Schisi alcoholics. I would rather hang out with the kids. Roy Erberson Jr. is the worst.

He's like, hey, I'll take that champagne. Ooh. Ooh. And this after a provision meeting or a whatever meeting, what's it called? What's wrong with me? Where they're talking about with the guest, what? Yeah, a preface meeting, where we need lots of non-alcoholic drinks because

there are a lot of sober people and they want to enjoy their time too. So the first thing he does, he's like, give me that! Yeah, I think that maybe he wasn't happy with his appearance last season, so he wants to be more outrageous this time around because he was definitely just like going right forward. He was just full on, you know, or besending it up. So, um, yeah. So everyone, the whole boat towards going on and Matt's cooking and we passed by Duska's boat, which was so nice. I was like, I waived to Duska. I was like, hi, Duska. Hope you're not burning a shoe on the stove right now. And then... Duska.

Duska, we'll let it up the charter. And then... I think Courtney's building up for it. Two or two or two or two or two or two or I'm docking and docking. And these standing behind me, or these doing the rope, one of the ropes. And he's like, can I release this? She's like, definitely not. No!

So, free the lines, free the lines. And he's in his hole. I do feel like a bit of a burden if I don't ask, but if I don't ask, I'll never get there. And she's very understanding of that. So, Malia's doing her teaching thing. And then the kids are going, and I'm like, the party starts now, yeah!

Yeah, the kids were super amped as they should be because their kids are about and then Lloyd is talking about flirting on the job and he's like you know I used to be sponsored to play tennis when I was young and I played every single day no weekends played the tennis courts the rock play the training courts in Mimleton and then I gave it all up because I wanted to be a kid for a bit but of course when I gave it all up because I wanted to be a kid for a bit. But of course, when I gave it all up, all they did was throw books in my head. God, much in a number of other difficult persons to work with. Very difficult.

Stop giving me Larry energy. I don't know how to do it, my team at Maverick Delova. It's just like, too bad at Larry. Maybe that's how she talks like when we're off camera. Like on camera, she's like, well, you know, I did the best it I could but then I was like you're never So then Courtney horrifies anybody who's ever hired a daddy I mean Courtney is like every new mother's

It's like no you guys get some help. You need an Annie. Reach out. It's not, you're not a bad mother if you ask for help. They know what they're doing. They're trained in this. And then you see Courtney trying to put together a like flop out crib.

A very simple, like intuitive unfolding crib. It's like, has she even opened a box before does she understand the concept of boxes? She was totally flummoxed by it. So she's like, could someone help me please? So then Z comes and helps her. And she goes, oh my god, you're like a real life dad. So time also, can we stop naming human beings dog names? Like seriously? I've had enough with this, okay?

There's a lady on this boat named Diva. Just stop. There is, I didn't notice that. Yeah, it sounds like a puppy name. It's like my little puppy, Diva. Well, I just assumed, maybe it's like a, maybe Diva, maybe she's Swedish, and maybe Diva and like Swedish is like

Deborah, you know. Oh, okay, then I love it. Like her name is really a Deborah. Then maybe we need to stop naming dogs. Maybe we need to stop naming dogs, Debra. Maybe we need to start naming dogs. Either way, how about that? Yeah.

Yeah, there have ever been a dog named Deborah. I don't think so, but I would, if I got a dog, I don't know what I mean. My dog, Debra, that is for sure. Debra. Even if it if it's a man even it's a man dog. I'll be like Deborah Just so I could be like Deborah get over here Yeah, Deborah sit you're always getting social security called our social services called on you It's like Deborah if you don't drop that right now. You're getting a spanking Well, man, there's Debra peed inside again. She's like a new cast member on Real Housewives of New York.

Well, you know that I would be like, I'd be so awful at the dog park. I'd be like, oh, what's the name of your dog? Cookie, oh, this is Debra. Just say it like in a really judgy way. Like yes, my dog is sophisticated. Her name is Deborah. Yeah. This is my dog, Estelle.

Right. So Diva is a family friend and Roy's just drinking and drinking. Every time they cut to Roy, he's just bounding down a drink. And Lloyd goes up to Captain Sandy because Lloyd is a viewer of this show I know it's how to move right on up those ranks. He's like, hello, Juman if I stand up here I'm very determined very very determined all I want is to learn from a mentor She's like, you know what I love? Mentoring

God you're you're not the captain of this ship. Okay. We've got a new captain everybody Hey, so I hear you might know martina never at the lova here. She's single these days I might know someone who'd be interested in her. You got the hook up for me Larry Lloyd Larry the way So let's see the 26 meters for shackles shackle shackle shackle shackle shackle shackle anchors shackle shackle shackle shackle anchor tomato. Okay. So Bows turn stir bird six meter for shackle. All right. So so Matt is a slicing tomatoes and he's really excited for the Charter. I mean God you know I can you, I can make up for my rocky start and you know Their style of eating is my style of my style of cooking, you know, and I love when their kids support

It's so much fun energy. I just love kids Yeah, people who act this positive are always a disaster every single time Yeah, so Courtney delivers a big lettuce salad and Carbonara pasta and Katie loves kids But you know she doesn't really like the money yacht I'm sure it's to clean up after them and then it's toy time toy time and then Malia Hey guys, do you think Malia's gotten more hip since the last season? Let's find out. Hey, Melia, everything looking good down there. She's like, let's make this platform look Gucci.

Wow, she is hip. And then, you know, Sandy, Sandy says that Matt has really wrapped his head around his job now and, hey, hey, Matt, just, you know, the kids loves the food. Okay, you did your food and the kids loved it And he's like yeah, you know, I'm just like riding high now, you know, I'm in a great mood Nothing could go wrong. I'm gonna sing a song about the shallots. I got a slice What could possibly go wrong right now? Nothing could go wrong. And meanwhile a pot has fully Exploded into flames behind him as he's just singing a song out of cutting board

Yeah, you know what I love kids positivity like healthy food. God, I'm such a great moon. Nothing, nothing can go wrong. The helicopter starts landing from Les Mis to like save people. The helicopter from Les Mis. Sorry, the helicopter from Liam is. Sorry, the helicopter from like that. It was the first draft that didn't quite work. No, we love the idea that they're fought for the French Revolution, but we think the helicopter just gives a little out place.

Maybe put that, save that for different musical. Save that for nepotism, Saigon. We'll clear that later So, Matt's like you know what I you know the zero and the nine of the dialer right next to each other I didn't realize and I put the dial on nine I thought was on zero and it could have been way worse But you know what the bad part is oh my god my knee is hurting again because fire and Way worse, but you know what the bad part is oh my god my knee is hurting again because Fire and anxiety anyway Disregard Just chillin watching you like a movie. I'm like I can't find any humor in it

It's been run dry. I'm gonna run dry. Okay, so what's his bones is up there? He's like, God, I've had a beer in my hand every second. You know what I want now? Moscow, you land a beer. How about that? I'm a party guy. You know what I want? Moscow, you little triple red bull and vodka beer and a wine

and a beer mule. Shut up. What's wrong with him? So then Courtney, Courtney is excited because she actually gets to do service today. So she's like, it's so nice of KT to let me do this. My biggest fear is dropping things. When I was 16, I poured boiling water in the cafe onto a customer's lap. It was pretty bad. I hope she a lot happened at 16. She mentioned this when she got her job as a nanny. I couldn't figure how to open up a build a crib so I just poured hot water all over it. Turns out it wasn't a crib with just a newspaper on top of a baby. Oh no.

Well 16 is also when she learned how to twerk on YouTube. And then she probably went to work. You know, like, you know, when you're like marking it, you're like doing it in your head, doing the dance in your hand and spilled hot water onto somebody. 16 was a rough year for the support. 16 was a rough year for the support. Yeah, listen, the lesson learned is,

don't pour hot water while you're trying to twerk on your nanny job. Don't do any of those games together. And then the lady, I think, Diva is like, can I have some boiling water? That's wrong, I revisited. Yeah, everyone just has these crazy wacky stories. So now, I think they're, I think they're just really trying to milk whatever they can out of these people. Because so far, these people look like, why have you cast any of these people? Now next week, we see why. I think we're going to see why next week, according to the previous. But for now, it's like, I think the producers are probably like, what are

we doing? Okay, any stories to share? Tell us about what it was like when you were 16, okay? We'll take all those stories and string them together for four episodes. David, I mean, you're a deck hands that means you must be naturally kind of, you know, an awful man. So tell us one of your awful man stories. Well, one time when I was 16, I bought a ho-hoop, and I was like, I'm gonna ho-hoop until this girl who I like

sees me doing it, and she never did, but I ho-hoop and I was like, I'm gonna ho-hoop until the skirt, who I like, sees me doing it and she never did, but I ho-hooped anyway, because my mom loved it. Mom loved it so much. God, I'm an awful person on time. So the captain's like, the wind is gonna start howling. If it gets any more of a character, I'm gonna have to name what kind it is. All right, we're gonna have to take care of this right now.

So she talks with Malia and Katie in the bridge about, you know, adjusting for the wind, they're gonna have to dock early, dock at night tonight. So then they're talking about the musicians that they're gonna get, and docking, and she's like, Malia, we're not gonna make the dock if we don't make the dock.

We gotta get to the dock. Get to the dock. You know what it's like that seeing wherever you are? That's where you are. It's like wherever you dock, that's where you dock. So if you don't get it to the dock. Get to the dock. You know it's like that seeing wherever you are. That's where you are. It's like wherever you dock, that's where you dock. So if you don't get it to the dock, that's not wherever you docked, okay? That's what I'm gonna say.

If you don't get to the dock, you're not gonna get to the dock, okay? And then in a visual metaphor, there probably explains the experience of many people who are the children of icons. Roy goes down the slide, but doesn't, can't of icons. Roy goes down the slide but doesn't can't even get all the way off the slide. He just sort of stops short before greatness in the water. Yeah, so Lloyd tells us, um, Roy seems like a good dad. My dad's my best mate. He's got good moves

better than mine. I've got videos of it. He punches the A when he dances. What piece n' a pold me, my dad? I mean, I think that's fairly standard for most dads. It's like, wait, your dad has crazy dance moves. I can't believe that. So now the guests are on Jetskies and Courtney is doing some yoga in her room

and Lexi is doing dishes and Matt is feeling happy that the guests are happy. And there's just like a lot of happiness, you know, and he says, you know, it's always good when the first meal goes well. And like he says, I mean, you're on the boss of the galley. Remember when you said that, you're the boss of the galley going on my list. Yeah. So then a couple of the ladies want to go with the nanny on jesskeys so they just hand over

their baby to Malia. We'll be back. Have fun with that. She's like, thanks for your child. Well, we always, we always trust British healthcare or childcare. Healthcare and childcare honestly both of them. Yeah, here's the baby. So Captain Crew Mezz, they're eating their staff meal.

And the captain's like, wow, Tom, this soup is yum. Yum, Tom, yum. Whoa, sorry. The soup is Tom Yum. Yes. I was thinking of the glass. I was like, are you setting up a strange joke where she gets the soup and Matt can do this? Which is awesome.

If anyone looks like Tom Yum Soup, it might be Matt. Like he's like the, the manum. Tom Yum, personification of Tom Yum Soup. Your food for the crew is beyond yum, mat mat tom. They should call this mat yum soup, okay? You know, it's funny because I used to be call this Matt Yum Soup. Okay. It was funny because I used to be a competitive Tom Yum Soup maker. Okay, quiet, Lloyd. You're so kind for liking my soup, Captain.

It's been the great day ever. I'm so excited you like my soup. Yeah, and I'm happy your knees. Okay, God, my knee, everything is just going so great. Nothing is going to bring me down. So, um, so I can go to port. The kids are going to eat at six and Roy Orpers in junior is still getting drunk and um, Malia is telling the deck deck hands that um, there's going to be a nighttime docking. That's right, everyone. nighttime docking. Z is like already passed out like, no, they even lied, but in the dark,

how am I gonna do it? No. So then we get all this confusion about singers. So we're there gonna be your musicians. So Lexi's like, what time is dinner, Katie? And she's like, um, it's coming up. Well, where are the musicians gonna perform? Well, they're not gonna be on the boat. That's the whole reason that we have them on another boat because they're gonna be performing on the other boat

Right, yeah, but where and what time I do not like things when things are not planned Yeah, well, so she She basically because Lexi is telling Katie's telling Lexi to To set up a table for this performance and Lexi's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yeah, I'll just have a table. We really easy. No, I totally got it. I totally got it, right?

And in the meantime, Katie, I'm sorry, Courtney is going to be on service. And so Lexi is still feeling bitter about that because she feels like the time to train someone is not during a charter. It's like just other times. So she's really pissed about that. And then meanwhile, Matt's making a pizza for the kids.

And he's like talking about how he just loves kids food. And he, oh, your food off the kids many less than he said in a resort. And, and, but he said, he's doing that thing where he just puts all of his words together to be as cute, seeing happiest possible. He's so creepy that, guys. Oh my God, it's so fun looking for kids.

I ordered up a kid's menu, nothing I needed him with the word. I thrive under pressure. Love it. Yeah, what are you doing? I'm like, he's about to lose it. You could just tell. Yeah.

His, uh, mana-capiness is that in all time, I also you literally do not thrive under pressure. We do remember the first episode you physically crumbled under pressure. Okay, so then we're taking a say I Uber under pressure. I call guard a liberating. So then we hear Malia saying, did you find me on Insta? Why is she speaking so British all of a sudden? So then we hear Malia saying, did you find me on Insta? Why is she speaking so British all of a sudden? And Lord, it's like the Scoobucker.

I've got a story about Scoobing. She's like, that's me, the Scoobickia. So Lloyd tells us, you know, on a previous boat, it wasn't very friendly or supportive. So coming into this environment is eye opening. What did they ask you to stop tick-tocking with your dad? Was it over duet in the middle of the ocean or what? Was it some weird like prison though?

Was he like a guard on a prison barge or something like that? Like something that was off of face off. So I think they were like, could you please stop your sad auctioneer wrapping and it was bringing the line. It was Martina Navratolava's private sale though. You can't be Larry, you can't be. Last dancing, more serving. No, not the food.

I mean, tennis serves. Hit the fish. Hit the fish. So then we see the pizza. So by the way, it's the fish. So then we see the pizza. So by the way, this really annoyed me. This is such a small thing, but you know me, I get like fixated on small ass things. Did you notice that pale ass pizza

that Matt made for the kid? It was like, did he even cook that thing? It was white. Like the pizza crust was white. Yeah, I was waiting for the kids to not like it because they were really making a big deal out of pizza. The kids like, I love pizza. And I was like, I love making pizza for kids.

The pizza's ready. Am I gonna get the pizza? This whole big epic pizza scene. And then the music kind of stops and the kid eats the pizza and you're waiting for the kid to be like this But he just keeps eating it. Yeah, it's like okay. Well, thanks for the end, I guess I guess that was the end of that. I was really looking for a more show

I thought I was expecting the same and especially because the pizza looked like objectively terrible But so then we see Malia. She's like she goes into her room and Lexi's in there and Lexi has a list and Malia sees it and it's a burn list Are there human names on there? That's what Malia says There's human names on there. Can I see it? Am I on there? Yeah, and she's like well, and I don't mind this dangerous So let's see the people who wronged me. You know, when you win Patience, you have the evilest people around you. So they start going over this list. Malia's just reading it, like, oh my God, it's long.

They show the list and it's crazy. It's like she's just scrambles. Basically everybody she's ever met in there. Yeah, it's a really great healthy outlook for life. I'm sure it's gonna serve Lexi very well. Just keeping constant reminders of the people who have done your own. Yeah, it's a really great healthy outlook for life. I'm sure it's gonna serve Lexi very well Just keeping constant reminders of the people who have done you wrong I'm she's written they're gonna see my success one day and I wish and wish they were nice to me

Okay Now the deck crew is is cleaning and talking about girls and David. Why does David say I ain't going to tell them? I get a tell. Thank you. Do you have someone that you like, David? He's like, I'm not telling them. And ZZZ is like, well, what did we learn

in sexual harassment class that supervisors are behind you? And Malia standing there behind them. It's a full succumb moment. Yeah. And so they all start cracking up at that moment. Like boys get back to work. So they're all cracking up. And Z says, we were talking about who we liked down here.

And they all start giggling. So she just walks off and she's like nerds. And then we get like a moment of contrast of perspectives online for view out looks. We see David and Lloyd pay unfold a very standard car table like it's literally four legs that white crease in the middle you know you could get it a target like the most standard four like a table and Lloyd goes, what a nice table. It's like, as if it had just rolled off, the Craton Barrel truck or something like that.

It's like, what a nice table. And then it comes to Lexi going downstairs, going, life is so unfair. I'm like, well, this is a good point and counter point. This guy who finds beauty in the very standard Amazing table and then Lexi having to go downstairs and just Complaining about who knows what Lexi's just pulling out her piece of paper writing down table Fucking out table fucking great

So she's all mad and she's setting up a table in the swim the swim doc area for musicians and Katie's like um they're not allowed on the boat so they have to stay on the stone right she's like um that's why I'm asking you I'm not Miss Cleo here okay by the way that bitches in my verren book too you know that she charges by the minute? Who gets paid $20 a minute? Okay. So yeah, she keeps asking Katie,

like when should they come on? Katie's like, they're not supposed to come on. Please don't take the piss out of the hierarchy. Now, right now, please. So the musicians are just sitting there on a boat. That's like next to their boat, just waiting. And Lexi's setting a table and she's like, I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know what I'm doing. Should I invite the dancers on now? Should I invite them, hey Katie, should I invite them on now? Now is now the good time. They're not supposed to be on now. And I do not like that.

So she's like, all right, just play, just play, just play. So they play and they're wearing masks, but you know, Dushka is one of them. You know, Dushka is like an extra in every scene now. She really, she is 100%. She's like, Zellie, she's just quietly there. I like that. And this music is very like Croatian mariachi.

It's like the meatball song in Croatia. So it's like glad you got, they brought you guys over. What's the meatball song? Is it like the ketchup song? Ah. You know the ketchup song? I can't think of the tune. No, it's the ketchup song.

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I don't even know how to play it, but I'm here. I would like to play you my very famous song, Salad. Salad. Salad. Sal song, Salad. Salad. Salad. Salad. Salad. Yeah, so they just played. And Matt's cooking some more.

And he's talking about how he's, he never had formal training, but his clients have, you know, been in the best restaurant in the world. And so he's never confident that his food is at the standard that it needs to be. I'm like, great. That's exactly what I look forward to. Chef, someone who's not confident about their, not, they're not formal training. So Lexi's like, oh, we have no plates, but he says he's picking up the plates. And David passes her and he's like, what?

I'm talking to myself, sorry, so embarrassing. God, David always smells so good. Yeah. And then was it right here, or was a momently, I don't know what it was, but there was someone else who was like, oh, David smells so good. She's like, oh, that's what I think too. I can't believe we're doing a podcast

where we're talking about someone smelling good. So then, so Zee and Courtney are making small talk while they iron. Also, a can't believe we're talking about reporting on people making small talk while ironing. And Roy is getting wasted at, oh yeah, here's what the Nanny says that David smells really good. And now Roy has a tambourine, which just sort of makes it just all the more annoying because it's one thing to be just like wasted and annoying, but to be wasted with a tambourine which sort of makes it just all the more annoying because it's one thing to be just like wasted and annoying but to be wasted with a tambourine it's like, oh you just accessorized your annoyingness. It's just it's like why are you doing that? Yeah so Katie is calling Courtney

to come up for dinner and she's talking about how she's always rotated on every boat she's worked at and that's just it you know know, she likes doing laundry and service, but she hates housekeeping, but that's part of her department. And if you have a problem with one of those jobs and don't be a fucking yachtie, right? I mean, I feel like that's kind of, I just feel like that seems logical, right?

Like it's just, that's the job. You're either doing service or laundry. So I don't understand why there's always so much complaining, but I'm not a yacht either. Well, I think as some boats, they're like, third stew does the cleaning. So then you're third stew and you're doing laundry and you're like, oh my God, when I'm second stew, I'm not gonna have to be down here.

You're a thing. And then you get on a new boat and you're like, yes, I'm second stew and they're like, go do laundry. That's true. You keep moving the goalposts. How am I supposed to win here, Yeah, I can't see that. Can I just be the person who tells the room butt to do something? Okay, when do I get to that?

When do I get that many stripes? You make a compelling case, Ronnie. I feel like I'm fully convinced, I believe it now. If you start off in all you're doing is laundry, the last thing you want to do is more laundry. I get that. Yeah, it's like you earned your right to get out of there. Yeah.

Thank you for coming to House Cleaning Court with Judge Trondle. But if you're always rotating, if you're on a boat, we're always rotating and so you're doing some laundry and some service, then it wouldn't be an issue, I feel like. Well, you're asking for uniform rules and I suggest you call the greatest housewife to ever appear on below deck. Mary time law. OK. See if we can get that in the books.

Mary time laws her manual for uniform rules of rotating laundry and service available. Oh, I want double vicarette, both double camping, triple, triple scotch on the rocks. Really, that's the calm down Nicholas Cage. Like, do you need to die within a week? Like, what's your goal here?

Yeah, he was just, you just, he was like ordering, like, multiple drinks all at the same time, and all the other guests are just like scowling at him They're not they're just like embarrassed. They're gross out. They are just like this is what we get This is what we get because we thought it'd be cool to hang out with Roy Overson Sun And now this is what we get for it. We have to watch a drunk man who has the same hairstyle as Bob Kekkel with a tambourine and We have to pretend like we have enjoyed this. No, we do not enjoy this anymore

Yeah, we don't need Bob Goldthwaite's head on Ron Jeremy's body with the tampering, getting more drinks, okay? Although you one can make an argument that, like Ron Jeremy sort of has already the Bob Goldthwaite there, like, he's already doing it. Yeah, true.

So Roy's like, yeah, you know what? I'm a swimmer of ocean since I have swimmer of ocean. And his wife's just like, good luck. Please, all I've been wanting for you to do for years is to just jump in the fucking ocean when you're wasted. Please go right in. But she knows it'll never happen. She's like, look, if you couldn't even get into the ocean when he went down a fucking slide He's just never getting in there like even gravity worked against this Yeah, the ocean is rejecting him. Yeah King Triton is somewhere be like no no no no no no no no you people have littered enough There's a force field around your boat you don't realize this So let's see field around your boat you don't realize this.

So let's see, Courtney's like, do you want me to be stand by in the galley? And Katie's like, I'm y'all be right up. And Lexi hears and she's like, um, sorry Courtney, you're the third steel hand. Sorry. Yeah. And Roy is just slurring and they're doing that thing where they, um, they translate to rate his slurring into like, mid-a-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b No treats for you. Like, she has like angry at Deborah face right now. Yeah, he's like, you want me to drink some non-alcohol? Except the gal drinks something.

Oh, Ryan, give me my trap, oh! And they want him to add. So then we go to Roy still threatening to go in the water. Just Roy at Ambrine drinks. I mean, no, well, I had a line. I had a line like we were going to a new scene But it's still Roy. It's a new scene of Roy was driving to go in the water Yeah, well, there's trying to approach the the docs and now Z is getting really nervous He's like the evening line. I don't want to mess up the heaving lawn and the last thing I want to do is he with my brothers

My brothers after my brothers, but the heaving lawn the heaving lawn the heaving lines like he's just going through his own drama over there in the corner. And Courtney is, oh, so Matt is happy because Courtney's on service, so it's not Lexi. So he's saying, it's a new refreshing change. And more Roy, it's just, oh, oh, Roy goes to the bathroom. He brings the best vibes. Skyline, I love having really good vibes.

And it was such a great place. So Roy's like, I got a piss. So he leaves and all the guests are talking about what an annoying fuck he is. And then he comes back and he comes back and the guest still hate him. And then we find out from the guy, the other guy guest, who goes to the bathroom. He's like, I think we need to clean up in the bathroom.

It looks like he peed everywhere except the actual toilet. And Katie's like, oh, I'll do it. And Kornie's like, no, no, no, I can do it. So Kornie has to go clean it up. And then we got to Roy saying, well, it was the last time you were tickled by a grown man, which is like a disturbing question that no one should be asked, especially on this show. So then, Malia, so they're trying to dock.

And Malia is talking about how difficult coming in at night because like your confidence builds every time you go through it, talking, well, after it goes successfully, that is. And Roy is woohooing and jingling his stupid tambourine thing and threatening to jump. And then he's causing them to not know what's going on because he's hanging over the side of the book or yeah, and Zia's scared about the heaving line. And there's also the dolphins. Don't forget about the dolphins, which are not really dolphins.

They're just like giant cement things in the way. You know, sort of like, I call them shipwreck makers. So they're all like, I was like, oh my God, dolphins. I said, you hate dolphins too. I mean, what the hell, you ate children? No, I don't hate dolphins. I don't hate dolphins. I hate, I'm not, Ronnie, I said they're not actual dolphins.

I like dolphins. I don't like things that are called dolphins that aren't dolphins at all. I got very defensive. Yeah, I don't like those. I got very defensive for dolphins, because I just saw this video on YouTube of this little girl at a aquarium, you know?

And she was doing cartwheels in front of a dolphin, so the dolphins started doing cartwheels for her. And then you said, I don't like dolphins, and then I was like, how dare you? That dolphin made that girl's day. No, I'm very pro dolphin I'm very pro dolphin and pro whale. I'm see I love whales. I know that's a controversial take but I love whales guys But what about whales who have babies who get dogs? Go ahead. Go ahead. Take that one baby. Take one baby? I'm okay with the baby whale. I'm okay with the baby whale Well also isn't there a theory that dogs evolve from whales or vice versa?

So basically whales are based are just dogs No, how cute I know I never heard that I don't want to so much a probably fact check that also Genoa was really worried because we're about three lines away from the end of the three cap and got really don't want it to end so the point is this the point is this Courtney is twerking in master while cleaning up piss in a bathroom. Mm-hmm. That's what's happening. Yeah, there's dolphins. You know, she's got like a watch rag on her butt and she's just rubbing it up against

the wall and calling it twirking. Okay. And then, so they're just like craziness, and then they're trying to serve this food. Meat goes at six, if you ever want to out, meat at six. And Roy wants more champagne, another fornet blanca, and the wife is just like, go to bed now, Debra. Debra, go to bed. Debra, go to bed. Debra, go to bed.

Debra, go to bed. Go to bed, Debra. And he is still trying to jump and they're trying to dock. And then the last shot we get is the rope is going around the roundy thing. rope is releasing. And then it kind of skips over a little bit. And they put the sound in effect.

The sound effect. It's like, snap! Like everything, which we saw that it didn't snap. Yeah. But we are this huge snapping sound effect. The boat's gonna go down now. And we hear Maliego, whoa, Z! So, like, and there you go.

What happened to Z? What happened to Z? What happened to Deborah? Z died. Z got involved by Adolf. He killed Adolf. He kissed Courtney and now he's peaked. So they had to write him off. Yeah. It's like any network drama, you know? Like the second the character smiles and is finally happy, they die. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Poor Z. Well, he had a great run on the show

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