Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Lukewarm Reception

Episode Date: August 13, 2019

There's drama all over the latest episode of "Below Deck Mediterranean." First, Travis gets wasted at a fancy resort and acts like a total idiot. Then Joao shames Aesha and somehow excuses himself with talk of honesty and elephant bones. And then finally Anastasia's food succumbs to an arctic chill that exists between the galley and the dining table. What a time to be alive! Oh, and the police show up too! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Whoa, hello! Hello! What's up? We are here to talk about Below Deck Med, which we love, everyone loves Below Deck Med. But before we dive into that, we have an announcement in Cake You Didn't Already See on our social media. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh Well, that's our news news feed Nate sound. We're coming to Tampa, Florida.

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Me neither, I'm excited, I really am. Hello, this has been from the future and we have more big news, not just about Tampa. We are also going back to Houston, Texas. We will be there on January 31st, 2020. It's going to be super fun. It'll be back at Warehouse Live, which was a crazy, crazy big, loud, rowdy show tickets are on sale this Friday, which is August 16th. But there's a pre-sale going on now. Or if you go to check out the pre-sale, and it's not ready yet, it'll be up in a little bit. But either way Houston, Tampa, Newshows, come see us. So we have that.

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Yeah. So let's go over there. We're in Port Camille, the biggest victim port of any other port. This port is already taking off its dress and accusing the boat of ambushing her. So it's an ambush. So Captain Sandy is like, so, you know, I just want to know, how was the, how was the charter?

Do you have a nice time? Because the only way we can get better is if we find out what trashy people like you think of our service. Mm-hmm. Let me be frank, we've done cruises, we've done trips, we've done things, where it? Yeah, I'm sure a little nicer this time around. And this edit, then they were last week. And the last edit.

Johnny's like, yeah, we're American and we like big portions. I was like, well, you can't have it both ways. Have you done these five star trips where everything is five stars or do you want Fucking claim jumper. What is it Johnny exactly? And by the way, you do not speak for all Americans Okay, because I think the gay community has a lot of things to say about large portions mainly shameful snares And most of me and I'm like the heart I emoji Well, you should see me again, guess Cohen on Sunday night.

I was like, shoved everything inside me. So the point is that we're all Johnny Daman deep down inside, sadly. And the wife is like, um, this is not five star. And then she does that dumb hooker thing where she's being serious. So she does a head tilt. Yeah, and so you really know she's being serious.

So shut up. She's talking about like classy five stars She's I was expecting five star and this is not five star I'm like you're in Daisy dukes and you look like a running wearing like a window valence on your breasts Okay, and you're still trying to start fist fights from this boat to the other boat. Please shut up trash How about that? Please please trash please exit stage left So then it is actually like watching all this and she's just goes oh I'm a stage is gonna be so Subsid

Well, I wish they would have come to me sooner, you know, I mean, it's a little hard to put put together an entire tray of naps Right now for these guys, you know, I could add some preparation time a tray of naps So now everyone lines up for like the goodbye thing and you know everyone leaves and everyone's really nice and To be fair to Johnny Damon's credit. He said he does. He's like well I'm giving you guys a little extra tip because you had to put up with with Anders. So here by yourself a nice penis shirt. Well, yeah. Yeah, well this kid is over the trauma of that fake penis Pinchy down his stomach because that was that was a lot. There was a lot John. He's like, okay, here's another five

So now we get into a cleaning and did you notice this one part like this music was playing while they're cleaning and then at one part part like Jowaw started singing along with the music that post-production put in I was like what is happening? Wow, no I didn't catch that. Because the music went done and he went darn darn and I was like whoa. I did catch Aishin Juno Juno's like panties, you're riding up my ass. Say. I feel like Aisha's panties ride up her ass every time she makes that noise. Like she's upset that they just rise up an inch. So what is Hannah taking out of the laundry panties or something?

I think she's taking like, she's taking something out of the laundry. And so I was like, do you always wear those? No, I think that she was something out of the laundry and so I was like do you always wear those? Hmm. I think that she was wearing shoes that he liked he goes because he is He goes oh you look really cute in those shoes or as we as we call them in Zim Lion feet Just we called them in Zim top-aware And have the new old foot with a string as we call them in Zim, top aware, and top the new one. And top the new one. And top the new one. And top the new one.

And top the new one. And top the new one. And top the new one. And top the new one. And top the new one. And top the new one. And top the new one. And top the new one.

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And top the new one. And top the new one. And top the new one. And top the new one. And top the new one. And top the new one. And top the new one. And top the new one. And top the new one. So I like her new like like So now we go over to the tip meeting Yeah, and the captain's like wow, I had no idea that was your first time guide in a boat and God you did it good It was a first time calling me into the slip and you did it you Did it you did it? Wow you did it Yeah, and I got my scream so that was fine

So yeah, she's like it was the most our most challenging charter ever and you guys really shoulder it Except for June because June got to say I witnessed you pull out your earplugs several times I mean that's like me calling for the banana and you bring out an apple. It's not the same Not the same, but God I I do love a banana to a napal as well That's the one thing that sends me over the edge and unless I'm on the edge of a banana split I don't want to be on the edge, okay? And she's like I understand and I it's like a silent honey face like Just her like her eyes are that like little flare like a Yeah, little squint. Yeah

The captain's like well, I got news for you. The owner has decided to splurge for all of you to have a night at the resort, Monique Carlo, Tonique Carlo, Buccy Duccy, love that banana. You excited? And you also got 17,000 or something for your tip, which is real good. And I was shocked. I was shocked as well. I was shocked that that check cleared.

So, by the way, they mentioned like the Monique Carlo Bay Resort or whatever, like a million times, because clearly they got a sweet deal. Because every sentence was like, well, honey, when you're at the Monte Carlo Bay in Resort, you always make sure you wipe your feet. Am I right, everyone? Am I right? Listen, this is not how we acted.

The Monte Carlo Bay in Resort Golden Corally Rally. Try and get in a little free meal in there while I'm in America. One thing that I'm looking forward to is not having to have to find June in the middle of the Monte Carlo Bay in resort and Chile's cheese factory. What opulence, it's almost like we're in the Monte Carlo Bay in resort. I can't wait for a night of luxury, the sort of luxury that one can only get at the Monty Call of Ballon Resort And more I believe I'm gonna have to have the wags before me So Sandy calls Hannah and Anastasia up to the bridge and Anastasia Hannah and Estasia

Hannah and Estasia Anastasia that's a good song, Hannah and Stacia. Hannah Stacia. That's a good song actually, Hannah and Stacia. I know. Well, I was telling you before, I was gonna make a June June Hannah song and then Colin kind of beat me to it. Now I gotta find a new song to make. Well, we've already made all June June Hannah song at a live show for a recap of Southern songs.

So Colin, I'm so sorry you were late to the game on your own show! Hooray! You're right, you're right. We already did our Jun Jun Hana. Jun Jun Hana? Jun Jun Hana? Jun Jun Hana? Yeah, Colin, sorry, like Lee Savander pump, I manipulated you into making a Jun Jun Hana song. Okay, sorry! Sorry.

So Sandy tells... Going after like the true the nicest person to ever be on the bottom. I know, I know. Colin's like the true the nicest person to ever be on the bottom. I know. I know. It's like the sweetest whenever we say anything about Colin. I'm like, that wasn't nice. Rodney. I know. I know. So Sandy, Sandy based details on Estasia that the guests were not happy with the food and Estasia's like, um, I mean, I think it's a bit shocking to hear. I wasn't aware that they didn't like it, mother. She's like, as the chef, it's your responsibility

to talk to them and to ask them if they liked it. And this charters made me see, I need Travis on deck. So you're gonna have to own your galley now. There's no doubt in my mind that like a banana, you have many layers. And actually that's not quite true. You know what? You need to work on your food and I need to work on my banana layers reference. So I'm gonna go upstairs now. Good luck. You know what I

love a blooming man, man. Yeah, so now it's like cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, and then almost something here, all this like frantic beeping. I was not really frantic, it's just like a thing going like, and Hannah's like, jeez, and she's like, maybe if I lose my voice like, I should you respond, she's like, Jean, do you mind? Jean, do you mind doing the drawing?

So the beep stops you fucking idiot. And it's like, yeah, it's always something, it's always something. Yeah, it's like when there's an alert notification, handle it. Yeah, June. So Anna's stature is doing recipes on her computer. She's looking for recipes and stuff. It's like when there's an alert or notification, handle it. Yeah, June. So Anna's stasha is doing recipes on her computer. She's looking for recipes and stuff. And Aisha is plucking at the vacuum behind her.

And she's like, if you have a loan, OK, now what did she say here? She said, if you're ever lonely, you could use the vacuum as your what? OK, she said, if you have a super lonely, you could just use your vacuum as a pet and walk around with the cord. Okay. Thank you so much better than what I had written. An anesthesia just ignores her. Yeah, she ignores her and she goes, oh see, not lonely, I guess.

Still no answer. So the anesthesia goes goes any request for crew meals It's like yes because I'm busy the job I'm doing requires brain power and like vacuuming Whoa did you hear that that was a sound of my chair backing up in a saloon? I was like wow I cannot believe anesthesia so that right in front of... Aisha's pet. That was so rude. So she's like, um... Where the fuck all fun is, Aisha? Should we seek an over-self-a-base? No rush, just carrying cans.

She was so reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm hungry. God leave June alone. Someone feed me. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry.

I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry June's little square going I'm hungry I'll leave June alone show someone feed June someone feed her So might tell June when it's time to eat please So then there's this awkward scene which I really did not appreciate where Hannah pulls Joao over and she's like Joao. I'm sorry. I did Joao voice. Joao.

Hooray! Hooray! The other day when you were saying that you were jealous about me kissing Travis, were you like that kind of freaked me out a bit? Like, do you like you made me think that you like me and Joao goes, what difference would that have made? I was like, I reviewed this. Please do not build in the sexual tension, I do not like it, I do not like it. Yeah, no, no, yeah, I'm revolting to you. I mean, this is revolting. I'm revolting

against this being revolting. How about that? Yeah, so at which point did you saw a brawl go flying by and they should be like, I'm playing fetch with my vacuum cleaner, but he won't bring me the ball back. We see the vacuum cleaner run past. Like, whoa, it really isn't that. So, Joelle's like, that's really gross. She's like, there's a difference between heart pathetic. Oh, Hannah, there's a big difference between you being a hypothetical

honey in a true honey, honey, so which honey are you hypothetical, honey, or real honey? And he's like, um, hypothetical honey. It's like, all right, well, this part of me that's not going there with you out because, you know, he called me an old lady cockjuggler. But then the other part is like, who knows? Maybe you'll pay for cigarettes. There's a thin line between love and hate. There's a thin line between love and hate and a free ticket from Prague. So, he's just staring at them.

Like I say, he's just staring at them, grossed out. I'm like, oh, you're the one who's grossed out. You're the one that's petting a vacuum cleaner right now. So, yeah, so you're the producer saying, do I? Are you interested in Hannah or not? And he's like, maybe like, I don't know. Oh, I don't know. I'm just, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, And he goes, I'm not trying to. You're just really dumb. Yeah, I'm not trying to either. She's like trying really hard because she tells her, why don't you go get your man. Talking about you.

Wow. And Hannah's like, I'm all right. Thank you. I'm good. She's like, this isn't working. Is that she's like, Hannah, I was a reason in her head that she doesn't like me I just wanted to like me and like me to like her, but that just isn't happening So then it cuts from her trying to be so nice to Hannah they're going well

I want to have a good day tomorrow, so I'm gonna be good nice, but I mean we can work together But that's I mean that's it man. Wow but that's I mean that's it man. Wow. Hannah just gets the longest honey squint. She's like what the fuck was that? Yeah she's like I wonder how many different ways I can crush her spirits tomorrow on Monday at the Monte Carlo beach bar and resort and wild wings. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest and insightful take on parenting. Hosted by myself, Megan Galey, Chris Garcia, and Kurt Brown-Oller, we will be your resident not-so-expert experts. Each week we'll share a parenting story that'll have you laughing, nodding, and thinking.

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Don't forget to get your tickets to watch a crap ins in Charlotte You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or Wendry app. I'm really drunk and then she just falls over So the next morning we get to see Colin wake up now this show is really good for a good bonershot every every season At least it's a jerk off scene or at the very least a boners We get a Colin waking up scene and I'm like, oh no, please what are they gonna do to poor Collie? Colin is so aware of this that he wears bike shorts to bed under his under his boxers did you notice that I did notice that yes less his heart callin I mean you are like the sweetest kid good for you callie those jewels belong to the queen you end up choosing one time and tibby wasn't paying attention unless needless to say you never want to look at the security footage of the bandagans off of rude 80 okay Collin's been wearing biker shorts under his boxes since he's first went to camp. It's okay, Collie

So Collie then Yeah, it's okay, Kali. So, Kali then does us the privilege, gives us the privilege of giving it a full on crotch shot. It was like, he's like, well, you're not gonna skip the boner, but I'm gonna man spread right in front of you right now. I was like, no, Kali, too much crotch, too much. So then everyone piles into the van to go to the Monaco, a bayon result. The most fancy place in all Monaco.

And it's just like, oh my gosh, that's so nice. In Monaco, the richest people come to play. Normal jobs, you go whitewater rafting. We drown ourselves in rosé here. At the Monaco, a bayon result. HONOR! So, June, of course, is extremely excited by all this. She's like, it's gonna be yachts of fun.

Oh, Hannah's like get out. Get out. Now go back to the boat. Then we get a shot of Colin tying up his bathing suit and they blurred out his stomach. Why? What is all this? I did not see that at all. What happened? They blurred he's putting on his bathing suit, but his stomach is blurred out. Oh, I mean a special request They blur out the rash because I don't want you to feel bad that you wash my clothes wrong again Okay, you're a gentleman through and through Colin. They don't sell biker shorts for your stomach. What am I gonna do? Did you get some aloe vera? They don't sell biker shorts for your stomach. What am I gonna do? So some of them start to play ping pong and Hannah's lying down smoking you cigarette and getting some sun and Travis comes over and she's like, hey, doing honey. He's like I'm a bit horny. She's like well glad she came over here

and he's like, I'm a bit horny. And she's like, well, glad she came over here. Oh. Oh, no, rejection. Travis is also in rejection. Yeah, he's a disaster. He's getting, he's starting to get wasted already. He's like, it's, it's total disaster. So they start like getting flirty and stuff

and Jouwau standing right above them. And he goes, that's really attractive. Really, really attractive. Light switch, it turned off. Yeah, you know what? Seeing Hannah with Travis, my light switch has turned off. I'm out. I remember once again what a haggard, old,

cut fitness, cock, juggling, disease-laden, it's like, okay, J-wow, J-wow. My life switches turned off. Or as we say in Zimbabwe, someone has poured water on the newspaper I started on fire at night. I like by the way, all this talk about J-wow. Now I've got sirens on my podcast. Yeah, I've got every time, every time. When you talk about questionable people and all of a sudden, like, the podcast police come. The Hollywood, the streets of Hollywood react.

So now they're like, so we're just like seeing fun antics and J-WOW is playing your pong and he keeps going, come on player, come on player. Player gonna play, play some beer pong, come on player. Jim Tate the player, hit the player who's not playing the player player, come on player. Don't hit the player, hit the game that's from Zim. So Jack is eating, it's just toes over there. He's like, I wanna move slowly,

he's what I want to do. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. So then back to Travis and Hannah. He's like, maybe I'm quite time today because I got pissed last night. She's like, Oh, I like when you're tame. Like buzz not drunk. Six year, six year. He's like the no stay team today. And cut to him and Jack and he should just shots and wow just getting like embarrasses like no they're acting like trash You know this is you know in zim we have a word for it. It's called Hanna Ferrier. Oh, sorry There's one word for these guys

Hon I we've been given the opportunity to play where millionaires play and you act like trash and then it cuts to Travis Just falling over and this is right after the scene Where they show Travis laying down wasted and jack and they start next to him and they're like poking his dick Yeah, trying to get it hard and he's like oh there's a bump going on You don't act like this honey at the Monte Carlo Bay resort in casino So they're getting ready to go to Dan Erichan to get them the changing rooms. And Aisha comes out in Catherine Dennis

Nance, like, yeah, tight, and other stretch pants. Yeah. And by the way, so for everyone who has been saying, oh, you know, I can't help, but I just like, draw the season. So Aisha comes out. Aisha, who is like, universally loved and adored by everyone. She comes out. And Jack is like, oh,, who is like universally loved and adored by everyone.

She comes out and Jack is like, oh, you look like a sexy Russian. That's what you look for. And Jurao goes, one that you pay for. Zim joke, Zim joke, Zim in the air. I said, one that you look like a whore. Or as we say in Zim, it worth this prostitute. Otherwise known as the only data I ever get in Zim. That's not a hard, hard much. And then it's a long pause and she's just kind of staring at him like you fucking that's so mean and Jack is like

Are you calling her a prostitute? Yes Jack. Yes Jack. I want her to be pretty tonight So Jack's like and you do you do look pretty like a pretty hook-a-face face. So she's like bummed as she should be because that's such a fucking rude thing to say. You know how hard it is. Like, you know, like if you just put on your outfit to go out and be like, this is what it looks like, I'm gonna be all sexy. And then someone says that you look like a whore. That's not cool. Uh, draw out some pieces of shit. So anybody shocked out there, hi, welcome to the show. So Hannah does to wake up Travis, who's wasted and asleep. And she's like, wake up, she's like, why? Don't you remember we're having dinner tonight?

She says, I'm a bit protective of a Travis because he does remind me of my older brother. He's a good person. He just says a drinking problem. I'm not even adding a honey there because it's a very serious testimonial. Yeah. So then they go into the really nice restaurant. I also say I really enjoyed Jack's like his version like the Liverpool version of Yasqueen because as every girl came out

everything however they were dressed he basically was like lovely Juneveless June, Loveless Hanna, Oh, Anastasia pulled it out of the bag, Loveless Yasqueen, Lo, Colin, Oh, very nice Colin, Where are you going? Where are you going? Is that gym shorts under your arm?

Very nice, very nice. I'd love to compliment you on being lovely chat, but your entire body's blurred out, so. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Oh, I've got a bad case of blur. So, they go into a nice restaurant at the Monacolla Bay in Results in Golden Corally at Mac. Lobster. And Travis is shit faced. Yeah, he's like pass out at the table.

That does nice restaurant. And then the Hannah is like mortified. She's like trying to wake him up. He's like, why is he some questions? And he gets, you know he's bad because the load deck gives him the slurred captions, you know? It's like not real words. He's like, eh, I see you guys.

And so Hannah's like, passing out at a nightclub, at 4 a.m. He's like, eh, she's like, and so Han is like, piercing out at a nightclub at 4 a.m. is one thing, but piercing out at the Monte Carlo Bay Hotel, because he's at his auto at 4 p.m. What the fuck? And she's like, when you're this drunk, just stay away from me. I'm going to give you a honeypunch, honeypunch right in your honey. And he's like, so then the waitress comes over with a bottle of rosé and like a dumbass who brings the liquor right next to the guy who's Visibly wasted and sleeping on the table, but she presents it right next to him and He's like give me that one Payton on to me. Fuck off. Let me do it

It's like mortifying and Colin is like, he is losing it, you know, because he's like, we work in a service industry, like, this is bullshit. He's like, ah, I have to change seats. Oh, because if I sit there and I cross from Travis any longer, I am going to lose my bull. CRAP. That's what I gotta say I'm gonna lose my P.O.O. poop if I have to stay next to that guy much longer I don't know what the H.E. double hit Harkie

Stixie saying but like it's bothering me you're doing great angry callie so you did the right thing in the situation and me and your father are very proud of you and And to be will be proud as soon as she gets out of ICU for slipping on an ice cube today Travis calm down. She wants to open the bottle and Travis like oh, would she like to open it? He go So they're all pretty drunk it well half of them are drunk it But the newbies are pretty drunk at this point. So asha is drunk to you and she's doing that mouth open eat thing Which I can't it's like she's on Southern Charms

And she was just gives her his like evil Juaal look and he's like never mind I'm not going to say it and she's like I'm just being honest when people like scratch thervajaina in front of me all the time, that is just not my thing. And Jack, ever the gentleman says, well, if it's HG, you gotta scratch it. And he's like, well, I'm just saying that you see me as I am. And she's like, well, all I'm saying is stop looking at me like a piece of shit because I'm not one. But why is it that like, wow, it's allowed to allowed to be like oh you just see me as I am and yet Aisha the wind She's being who she is that somehow like not good enough. Yeah, and he goes well to be fair And she could just stop looking at me

I'm gonna take the vacuum cleaner for a walk around the pool be right back And then I can clear that for a walk around the pool. Be right back. Then he turns to a popular argument that is used in this day and age to fight racist when you say you're racist. And they say, oh, I thought you were the, so you're gay. You're aren't you supposed to be the kind loving one? How could you be bigoted against me by calling me a racist? Yeah, which is basically which wow did.

Yeah. So yeah, he goes don't judge She's like so you saying that don't judge you judging me and he goes yeah So Hannah and Travis go outside for a cigarette and Mean and Joao continues. He's like you know why why? You know why I'm like this with you? Because you remind me of my mom. I was like, here we go. Here goes Joao. Joao's caught being a douchebag.

And now he's learned to just backtrack really quickly and not wait until the next day. So now he's gonna bring up his ad mom story to offset his shittiness. You know, fuck you dude. You don't get to use other people's pain as you're excuse every time you act like a fucking douchebag Okay, yeah, and he tells this whole story about like my mom. She's been to her

She's the most she's the most positive woman I've ever met in my life one time We had it. There's we were attacked and they hit her over the head with an elephant bone And like I wanted to laugh, but it was like a serious story So I was like, okay, I can't laugh, but there is an elephant bone involved. And then he's like, you know, and I was awful, and you know, she was bleeding on top of me, and she was like, it was crazy. And then she said, I can't believe I was hit

with an elephant bone. She's so positive. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, the story is really sad. It's like a truly sad story. But fuck you for trying to bring that up to get forgiveness for abortion, for slut-shaming. You know, fuck you, dude. Yeah, because then he trying to bring that up to get forgiveness for washing you know for sledge aiming you know fuck you do Yeah, cuz then he like tries to bring it back. He goes so all I'm saying is that I see something in you

Cuz you're so positive But I see something in you that is underlying that nobody knows about like the inner strength I see the positive video. I see I think that maybe she's gone through something I'm like well, maybe if you actually listen to anything she ever said, you know that she lost her brother and that she's the victim of sexual assault. So yeah, maybe she has gone through something. Joao. Yeah, he's an idiot.

So then outside Hannah and Travis are talking and he's like, that was born in there. They talk to me about boring. You a past out, you're no company at all. Soch yourself out, hey. And you are gonna be fine with these cigarettes, okay? Honey. Yeah, and he's like, well, all. Stop yourself, Ad. Hey. And you are going to be fine, maybe cigarettes, okay? Honey. Yeah.

And he's like, well, all you have to do is say, you're a fucking idiot. You're a fucking idiot. I was embarrassed to be there with you. He's like, I'll get it now. I'll get it. Yeah. So then we go back and Jouaz,

still talking with Asha. Like, he's, again, he's like talking to her as if he's like empathizing and that there's something deeper happening but what he's saying is actually nothing to do with how he was acting beforehand. So he's like you know I just see something on you and I can tell that you've been to things and not once have I ever said a bad word about you except for you know just before when I called you a Russian hookah but you know that just was true being honest.. Ha, ha, ha. And she's like, well, thank you for that.

I appreciate you explaining yourself like that, thank you. And she's like, yeah, we sorted that out, but he's a judgmental prick. And he's done it before and he's going to do it again. So that'll be fine. Yeah. Say, drive home and they're talking about how tonight was weird. And N.S.D. is just just like yeah, it's real fucking weird

I mean, it was like a whole night like no one even complimented me am I cooking like what is this? Almost like no one knows the eggplant roll a teeny existed just two days ago And it was perfect Yeah, so I guess no one's gonna be getting any on their crew meals since they don't seem to appreciate it. I don't. So Iisha or Aisha, Jack and Travis are on the dock having a beer and She's like dancing around while fucking her corona, you know singing some song about fucking a corona I just as one does and she's like Oh, bad news sticking it to the goers. What's all said about me? it to the goals. What Charles said about me, that was just room.

And yeah, and now Travis is all mad. He's like mad at what's where I was set. So now he's like, he's like, he's a little bit on a war pass once he's got this up. And so it's the morning in June's doing laundry and it's preference sheet meeting time. Yeah. So our new charter primary is named Vern, Vern Perigord or something like that

And we already know these guys would be high maintenance because for every breakfast they want fresh juices reasonable Champagne lobster and fresh fruit. I guess it's really just the lobster thing which I think is hilarious I mean and by that I mean I'm just like projecting because I want fresh lobster with my breakfast every day So the fact that I can't have it means that Vern doesn't get it. Okay. There it comes out And Anastasia's like the last charter brought me down, but chef Anastasia is not a quitter So then we go to Travis and Colin Travis pulls Colin aside and

He's like, I heard that so I was talking shit about Asia and he's like, no, he wasn't He was talking shit about Aisha. And he's like, no he wasn't. He was absolutely not. Which Colin get out of Shwai's ass. Okay, you're finding that wrong ass to crawl up. Travis was blacked out. So he should worry about how to treat servers correctly. Before he worries about what Shwai was said, am I right? That's correct.

That's correct. He is correct on that. But just stop lying for a Jawa, okay? He doesn't need it. He can take the heat for his own bullshit. So Travis, like asked to speak with Juao right this instant and he's like, I just want to know your side of this whole situation with Aisha which is like, I mean, I hate to be on Juao's side, but like Travis is in no position to be saying this to his boss. Yeah, truly. And it's a during work, like maybe when you're out or something, but like to call him over the radio, like we need to speak.

Yeah, and also like when you were like embarrassingly drunk at a fancy restaurant and like in a speedo at this like nice, posh hotel, like you're just not the one who gets to like have a serious talk about appropriate behavior. I'm sorry Travis you for fit of that. Yeah. So he pissed off. So, so, so fresh to say it to your boss, right? But Jouao actually handles it, like he doesn't lose his mind, because he's like been working on, he's basically Jouao knows that like, like, Travis and Jack are just like, like, teenagers and he just has to treat them that way, so he's just like, well, I seem judgmental in my zimn face, and I can't help that. But by the end, she thanked me for calling her a Russian hooker because I could tell that she had gone through things so there As you know who else have gone through things Russian hookers nailed it And be a pong one player be a pong one player gonna play

So Travis is like Well, then maybe everyone was just wasted because that's like like the opposite of what she told me and he's like, well, um, I don't understand what your issue is to be fair and Travis is like, uh, it's how you speak to people dick, okay? It's like it stems from how you treat Jack, which, you know, there's another one. Like, you see Jack laying around being crazy, so yeah, I'm somehow like this is your yeah And then somehow they wind up like shaking hands and deciding that they both like each other I was like I don't know how that happened, but I'm just I'm just gonna go forward because I don't need to see it anymore Yeah, I don't need to be on Juao's side anymore. It feels weird. Yeah, this is there's been like way too many uncomfortable Juao Seems this episode and I just need to like move forward Yeah, so now it's time for the primary meeting so they're gonna

And June's just sitting there on the couch and captain's like well she's on time I'm just waiting for dinner That was last night at the restaurant Oh That was last night at the restaurant. Oh, no one told me to eat. God, I'm a shot waiter. It told me when to eat. Hanna, you literally had to play the food in front of you. Yeah, but I thought that was like a centerpiece. No one told me I could eat it.

So the captain tells you know, we got to knock it out with food. OK, they have the station. It's not going to have any help. Let's see how it goes. Any questions? Let's go! So we knew these guys were gonna be fancy because then we got the real house

where I said Beverly Hills transition music, which has been starting to pop up on all these shows lately. You know what I'm talking about? The one that's like, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. It's like, it's the Kylo Richards in Beverly Hills walking down the sidewalk music. and running into Lisa Rina.

How are you? Let's go shop into this BASH store. So these guys come down and they're ready to party. They're like, oh, boom, that's crazy. Oh my god. They're like yelling their way down and Hannah's like these cars seem very light and fun. If ever I've seen a party walking towards me, it's now please get me all for this goddamn boat.

I know. I know. Yeah, she says it as if it's a compliment, but it's really not. Yeah. So then we get some foreshadowing of Anastasia in the kitchen going, this stove top is a piece of shit. It just randomly turns off. Yeah, so the gang the guys they all get like their tour at the Anastasia goes out to them and is like okay So for lunch, I'm gonna do lamb burgers with a satseki sauce and the guskus. Yeah

Never heard such excitement for lamb burgers This is also in case you couldn't tell like every below dexies and now has like it's it's gay charter and this is it the gay charter has arrived, which is yeah, usually it's usually just like stories of himself. Every time they got to him he's going, look at me, it's going down in the south of France. I'm in France. He's like a yellow on his insta story. Oh my God. You know, there's so many little dots every single day on his insta story. Like he just does them all day long. Yes. Like a hand went a car. And he's walking around with his, yeah, hurts. Yeah, hurts. Yeah, hurts. Yeah, hurts. So yeah, you said he's walking around with his giant martini. This is the gay cruise. So he's like inside and he encounters June.

And he goes, June, you haven't met. You have a red shirt on. Why do you have a red shirt? And everyone else has a white shirt. June just goes, I don't know. You got to be careful with Gaze. We're always going to pick up on wardrobe changes. Yeah.

So Anastasia and Hannah. Anastasia is serving fresh lobster ravioli. Be sure to tell them it's fresh, which is another word for perfect. So be sure to say fresh ravioli. And Hannah's like, OK, all right. So be sure to say fresh Ravioli and Hannah's like okay. All right. So she's like hello. I've got some fresh lobster Ravioli. It's fresh. Do not forget that it's fresh. It is fresh. It's so fresh that I had to walk around

and are walking freezer for a few minutes before I brought it out to you. So enjoy this. Fresh pasta. That's been given a tour of the freezer. And one of the guys is like, well, it's not good. And he's like, no, it's just cold. It's so cold. Yeah. Well, one guy's like, I think it's delicious. And he's like, it's cold. And it's like, it is supposed to be cold. So then hand up, of course, goes down to Anastasia and goes, The guess one to know is the pasta supposed to be served cold and not fresh. It's fresh and hot. It's fresh and hot. So it just came out of boiling water

and the sauce is hot on the grill. Go on. So then they're trying to find out is it cold on the inside, the outside, and then this gas is like, well, the problem is it's just like a little bit all denté. I just don't think the pasta was long enough, which, of course, pasta is supposed to be exactly all denté. And so, anyway, am I right? Am I right? Yeah, but maybe

the pasta wasn't kicked right, because those were some big ass ravioli, too, like empanadas. I thought they were empanadas at first, to be honest. Yeah, and they're, you know, boiled, so they might take longer, because of all this stuff on the inside. I don't know. I don't know, but all I know is that your spots have pasta al dente, that's exactly how you're supposed to have it.

So when he was like, it's too well, it's, it's al dente and he's been cooking longer. I was like, oh, that's just some pasta irony, pasta irony. I feel like how do I make this joke without seeming like a total asshole? And you know what? I don't care because that's the way pasta is supposed to be cooked. So, sir, do you know what? So you're on. Yeah, you don't need to do that. So Captain goes down to Anastasia and she's like, what is the deal with temperatures? Guys, come on. It was in boiling water. It's like, well, what we've got to work on

is the time it takes to get from here to the time it takes to get to there. So what I've done is I've had Colin go up and put his magical bicycle shorts on and turn the hot tub into a hot tub time machine. So when you're ready, just radio Colin from five minutes in the future, and he'll be back here and then it'll take him up

The other problem is how are we gonna get him from the hot tub to the table? Have you got any ideas? Have you got any ideas? Have you got any ideas? Have you got any ideas? Have you got any ideas? Have you got any ideas? Have you got any ideas? Have you got any ideas? So then just a minute. Yeah, Sandy goes, well you know, pasta gets cold fast, especially ravioli.

I was like, what theory is this? Ravioli gets colder faster. Yeah. I haven't heard that one. Manavioly I was like what what theory is this? Ravioly gets colder faster Yeah, I've an earth that one I'm like full of all sorts of like pasta Anchor right now. I'm like these people These people and their pasta hate So so then June June Hannah June June Hannah June June Hannah June June June June June Hannah June is ironing and she's like June June Hannah and someone's like you

she could just hear you if you call first she's like I wanted to answer a fucking radio one time so then Hannah like stomps down there and she's like what's going on with your radio? Ha-ne! June's like, nothing. And you just see your handle like, aggressively like, handling that radio. Just need to turn it on. Ha-ne! Ah! She's like, oh shit, I was on break. No one told me when I was supposed to turn her back on again.

No. So drop the anchor time and now the book, bookers, the burgers are cooking. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Drop the anchor. Yeah, so burgers, the toys are going out into the water, and Anastasia is like, I'm going to win them over with lunch. There's going to be some hot food, some very hot food that's coming right out of the freezer.

Damn it, why can't I have master temperatures? So the guys are upstairs playing with martinis on a lazy season, which is hilarious. They're like, click, if we want something, we just turn this thing. Like, yeah, it's a lazy season, okay? She was fired on season one of the low deck. I know. Did you say lazy season? I like to call that the June table.

Season season. June, June, June, June. June, June, June. So, yeah, so the Lambers come up and Sandy checks in on everyone. They're like, taptains and those. So everyone seems to be happy with the lambers, but the truffle fries, which has now become a real issue on Bravo, truffle fries. They are not there.

And guests are mad. And Anastasia's like, um, the fries are coming when they're done cooking. where mad and Anastasia's like um the fries are coming when they're done cooking I'm like Anastasia burgers and fries that's like the most basic like like galley thing you could make right like that's like standard like short order shit like come on you can do the fries first and put them in the oven why are you starting the fries after you did the burgers why why are you doing that Anastasia? Why? Timing, darling, timing! So the guys are now chanting truffle fries.

Literally chanting truffle fries. Still haven't got my truffle fries from Miami, okay? Truffle fries. Truffle fries. Barbara's under the table eating the truffle fries. But they finally come and Anastasia get some redemption because they basically say the best truffle fries they've ever had so you know French fries some french fries with truffle oil poured over So then joe I was like I never get truffle fries. I don't get them. I love truffle fries

I don't care. I don't care that when people say you know what truffle fries taste like maybe it's like french fries with truffle oil on them It's like you know what quiet gale simons. I like them Yeah, I'm the girl I will come for you I'm all come for you if you make an authentic reference But I am going to cosine all the truffle fry love so then it's time to put the toys out and Anastasia finally delivers those truffle flies flies fries, and the guys are like, oh my god, put them down here because we're gonna turn them this way on this thing.

I'm like, oh my god. I also enjoy a new kind of table. You know, there's just no joy better than that. I know. You know, someday someone's gonna come up with like a two-tier lazy Susan, and when that happens, I think really all our brands are just gonna be broken. It's like wait, we got one table

I can go this direction and then another one that can go that direction So then the captain is downstairs doing dishes, which is cute. Yeah, she's cleaning a ladle and now it's like toy time So they're getting on to jet skis and wow tells guy, you have to stay 500 meters away from the shore. You have to be over here. So what is this? There's something, this is like the second season of row, where we've had Gaze Gone Wild on JetSkis. Something we have to, we have to, like,

the healing starts from within our community, Ronnie. I don't know what's going on with us when we get onto JetSkis, but this is, because remember last was a below deck or below deck med when there was that, I think it was below deck. There was that crazy gait charter and that one guy named like Mikey or Charlie got onto his jet ski and like was falling off and captain Lee was losing his shit. Do you remember? And he didn't put his, he didn't put the wrist thing on. So when he fell off the ski, do you just keep going? Yes. We need to get, we need to get our shit together, Ronnie. Well, I think it's about how gay people live because, you know, you live in the

closet for a long time and then when you finally come out, you're like, oh my god, I'm out. And then you're like gayer than ever and like everything's about being gay and you're fucking a lot doing all that stuff. And then I think that we're just like that with everything after that. It's like, oh my god, it's the first time with Truffle Fry. These are the best things ever. It's the first time on a jet ski. Oh my god. Like, you just go crazy. You're at their fucking jet ski. Like, yeah. We finally get to do the things that we were too afraid to do because we're so concerned about

being outed. And now that we have like, now that we have more of a carefree life, we just like lose our mind on things like jet skis. I want to parade for everything I do from now on for the first time. There's also a lot of parade going on at jet ski for the first time. There's also a lot of sometimes push back to like listen, I spent my whole life doing what society wants me to do and now I'm going to do what I want to do because this is me and you can't tell me who to be right and so and if that means riding a jet ski over a potential scuba diver's heads so be it.

Yeah you go gay people. You know it was actually very empowering now that I look at it this way. Yeah you're welcome. So then the big guy on Instagram he's like A water slide! It's a water slide everybody look at the water slide. I live my whole life never being able to go down a water slide at now I will. It's a parade for water slides.

So he goes down and everyone, you know, applaud. Yeah. At least everyone at home did because it was like the most exciting thing this guy's ever seen since The lazy season which was five minutes ago is also very exciting if they could have integrated the two experiences like a lazy Like a water slide attached to a lazy season Like rotate around the yacht that was really probably you never know where you're gonna land. Yeah So so Sandy's just like hanging out smiling, just like happy, just like, oh my fellow gaze. And then this one guy on the jet ski just starts going way too close

to the shore. And he goes right by a dive boat. And the guy at a dive boat goes, what the fuck are you doing? Because basically there's scuba divers right there. And he could run, he's like basically could like run over a diver with a jet ski Wow, wow, wow, if they read the jet ski, okay, they're doing it go after the jet ski go after it go after it Gotta pull the captain card and that card says I love you. Here's a nap It's the police It's a lot of stuff ever heard the captain get so go get him into police So he's like it's like they're trying to fuck us over They're almost like Parisian holes like I mean

He gives them say he rains a man. He's like what the fuck I told you not to do that No, like you said 500 feet away from the shore you didn't say from people diving. He's like a kid. Yeah. Whatever happened with the police by the way they just sort of put on their siren and then and then disappeared. They're like uh, Bonjour, we are the police. We are actually not here to arrest the Jeskehier. We are actually here because we hear that there you have someone on board who has been excessively closed So we are here to apprehend Mr. Colan Too much gold Call the back a short no no no no

And fans are clothing is barely barely mandatory So Anna Stasia has her monologue in the kitchen. She's like, I'm really nervous because I know they're going to be picky and the customer guy going, do they have outdoor pillows? She goes, but I'm not going to give up because my mom cried because when she was working in the kitchen, people were saying the immigrant sucks. So you know what? Throw what you wanted me, but I belong in that galley. Last time I checked my mother never made her cakes

in a galley wall strapped to the wall during a seven-foot wave, right, mother? Crime me a river, mother. So then everybody shows everybody working. And then it just goes to just standing at the kitchen. She goes, ah oh activity go quiet I'm plating pepper into a into a ramican mother so now it's time for dinner and then it's a salad over rye it's like kind of vegetable salad or something over rice with snapper on top. Yeah, Cajun red snapper and guess what?

Someone's fish is cold. I don't know how this happens. I mean like rice is cold. Oh, oh, oh, I oh, okay The rice was cold. I thought there was also it doesn't matter. There was something cool. No, the fish was under season So the rice is cold and the fish is under season. So that's like a double banger here. Oh, there's a lot of bangers on this dinner. It's like what's the story? When you're a jet, you're a wow. So Aisha takes it back. When you're a jet, you wear biking shorts to bed. And Anna's stage is like, what the fuck? When I plate the food, it's hot. What happens when it leaves my kitchen and goes all the way up there, I can't help it. Yeah. By the way, that's not a long enough walk for food to become cold.

But you don't understand, I'm so confused. I also wonder if it's just like, like just picky, I can't tell if it's a guest issue or a food issue. Well, I think that it's happened so much with different guests that is not just the guests. Like, you can't be just the guest. I think she's part of the difficulty in what she's doing is timing every now. It's like getting the rice time just in time. Also, she doesn't have heat lamps.

Most restaurants have some kind of a heat lamp station where things wait for the waiters, because waiters are notoriously taking forever because we're busy Okay, so they don't have that but she does have an oven that she could have on warm, you know and keep it on that stuff And before she plates, but who knows what do I know? You're just an old seasoned waiter legend, so So I yeah, but no timing. I agree. It must be a timing issue.

So, June, June, Hannah, June, June, Hannah, June, June, Hannah, please do the blinds in the cabin. And then it just like us to June, like messing up lines. Like, it's just like one that's like totally corrected. Yeah, she goes, I did them, but one of the blinds wouldn't go down. I mean, we can still be friends, but like otherwise with that blind. And Hannah, then it shows Hannah with the remote control. And she just presses the button and it goes down.

It's just like, oh, Jesus Christ. So then your hand sticky because guess what you must be feeling. Hone. So a guy tells Hannah this was cold and it didn't taste like anything. So could you just make it hot and like taste like something? So she's like I was just told this is cold and it doesn't taste like anything and Anna said just like oh the face doesn't have flavor Okay

Whatever, I mean I only put Cajun seasoning on it, but I guess Cajun is not flavor Mother I only put Cajun seasoning on it, but I guess Cajun is not flavor. Mother. So the captain asked Aisha, she's like, what happened? And she's like, the said the Cajun wasn't cooled and the spa's is not hot. Like, I don't know what the hell that meant. Yeah, for Regent Hooker, I'm going to go attack to the guests. Yeah.

So everyone basically tells Sandy, yeah, the rice was really cold, and Anastasia's still like, I put a lot of fucking games in season, she's like losing her mind. And Anastasia's just looking at her like, oh, did you, honey? Like, just like, has this like, happy to watch Anastasia slowly devolve

so she can get her throats to back. Yeah, and Anastasia's like, well, it was season. So I don't know what to tell you. And the captain says, well, she doesn't respond well to criticism. She listens, but then she argues with it. So that's not good. So then they get dessert and it's cheesecake. And the guys are just like, now I'm not even having a empire.

Yeah, there's an option. You have to cheesecake or a empire. Oh, there's an option. You have to cheesecake or something. Oh, all right. So Anna Sageer brings it up. And she's like, so let's talk about dinner. And that I'm open to hearing what you guys say, but I will reject all of it, voice. And so the guests were like, yeah, the rice was cold, and the fish was under season.

And then Sandy emerges up the staircase. And the music just goes, oh, it was like the guy from scream arrived. And so, and me, I've been inside your house the whole time and let me tell ya, it's a gorgeous house. I really love what you've done with the place. The nap is coming from inside the house. But the banana is coming from within the house, okay.

Oh, the brands, you know, just popped on the stove top. So Anna, so they tell her like what the issues are. And she's like, well, you know, it's just like, you know, I played all the plates and I'm just like one person and I've got to make the rice and all these little rice balls. And I just have to do it. And it's like hard because I have to do it perfectly because my mother was like the head chef of all of Georgia, um, the country, not the state. And it's hard on me. But I mean, I have expectations. And Andy's just like, yeah, we're just gonna, we'll

put the, we'll put plates in the oven. Yeah. Yeah. And then one of the guys goes, I don't like hot plates. Okay, good luck eating at any nice restaurant ever because they're all put on hot plates. You dope. And and then they're like and I don't like He-Lamp-I I don't like he-Lamp-I either and there's a hair. Oh God and then Anastasia looks at the hair she has not mine Goodness just to work on her people skills and next week is an extra long version of below deckamad. So stay tuned for more hair. More hair, more keelon, more seasoning, and more heat.

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