Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Nacho Nacho Man

Episode Date: July 28, 2020

Oh Kiko. Poor poor Kiko. This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, our beleaguered chef attempts to show off his skills, but a Vegas-themed dinner proves to be a gamble he just can't win. It's an extra cringeworthy episode, and we're here to break down every chicken finger, nacho, and domino brownie. YIKES. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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How's everything going over there, honey? Just fab. Just fab. I actually closed my window today. So if a sanitation truck comes by, the listeners will not have to hear it. So just feeling like I turned over a new leaf. First of all, let's start out this beautiful below deck day with some small business shout outs.

I would like to start with Sidney. Sidney Correa, she is a pastry chef and she is in Melbourne, Florida. And she's got an amazing Instagram page, Instagram.com slash covert confections, covert like covert operations, C-O-V-E-R-T, covert confections. Go check her out, she does beautiful, beautiful work.

So anybody who needs pastry for party, wedding, et cetera, and Melbourne, Florida, more surrounding areas, give her a ring, guys. Yeah, awesome. Here's one from Andrea, or Andrea, who knows, who has a business in Miami called Live and Let Die, but the die is spelled, D-Y-E. Love a good pun.

Love a good pun. So Andrea does a super unique dies, and most of which involve the spider technique, which uses black to make other colors pop. So she does mostly sweatshirts and things like that. And she's also been working with, she's partnered with an organization called Design Labgive which works with women across the globe and the cycle of poverty through creativity. And so she's been giving the DLG volunteers her hand-died fabrics and they sew amazing masks from it. So that's really great

So Andrew's doing a lot of great stuff with with live and let die In fact, this was her accidental business. She was actually a editor magazine editor and writer for 20 years before she stumbled on Doing tie-dying and now it's her life, which is awesome So everyone go help out Andrea. You can find her online at let'sgetdye.com and the die again is spelled D-Y-E. More on Instagram at let get die. And if you use the code crap ins, you get 20% off.

Who doesn't want that? And also Andrea adds PS, Durinda is a monster. How dare you Andrea? How dare you? How dare you? How dare you? All right, well welcome to below deck Mediterranean day. It's a very sad day. This is a very sad day for keycoats, a very sad day for Las Vegas. It's a very sad day for fish sticks. Yeah, sad day for some sea bass, sad day for so many things. This is, I feel like this is the first time in history of any below deck, where a chef has been so blatantly failing

and I am genuinely sad about it. Like normally when they are failing, you're like, get him off the boat, go, get outta here. But this time I'm like, Kiko. Yeah, I know, Kiko's so sweet. And he just failed towards the end here. He has, it's not like he's been a constant failure Yeah, which was the name of Kitty Lang's song

That never made it to the air Okay, I'll stop now that's the new bachelor constant failure Just keep bringing a back year over here Constant failure the Claire Claire Crawley season coming to you soon on the Bachelor at the Fence Clare. No offense, Claire, whoever you are. Kiko peaked back when he had to do 72 dishes. And then after that, it seemed like, you know,

it's just, he just has lost it. He lost it and sad. Yeah, so this opens up with Captain Sandy having a talk with Kiko. She's like, you know, Kiko, what I want is I want to walk out there and hear the clients go, wow, you know, these people pay a lot of money for it. Wow. See, I just did it. That was a free one. But these guys, you know, they, I have a reputation. I want to succeed. All right. Now this isn't a beat up session. This is a reality session the realities you're gonna get beat up

Do you understand by hugs? You get up beat up by non-bruising hugs, all right? Wow. Oh, there's another one Wow, you're getting wow. I just said it right there God, that's addictive. That's what I want. I want people to be addicted to wow's okay You know back in the 90s. You know what I do? I'd watch TV. I would just I would just surf those channels waiting for a blockbuster commercial to come on I go wow what a difference blockbuster video Yeah, here's what you need to practice you need to learn organization how to put plates out you need to Put planning, you know, plating cooking that would be good that would be good

Understanding what foods go with what that'd be great. I love that Maybe nice skills you could work on those It's easy hill it's an easy hill to get up and he's like Is it possible I stay home tonight? I'm like of course get some rest in a pan just kidding backwards at snap So just go go forward with that. Did you just ask me if it's okay for you to stay in and get some extra nap time on the boat?

I mean, Kiko, bring it in. Let's give it a hug. I got one word for you. Wow. Wow, Kiko, wow. Wow. So cleaning, cleaning, everybody's cleaning, everybody's cleaning. Kiko's just trying to survive

And he tells that he's kind of crying. He's like her words hurt me a lot today and I'm Kiko I got my moment to show everything. I know I will try my best He's really crying like I want to do his trash Oh try my best and show her that I could do it and then I just suggest going Making that bed took everything out of me. I know. I know Jess, the music stops and she's just staring at a shirt. Kiko is like bleeding for his craft,

just trying to like make the most out of his chance. She's like, oh, dust bunny. All right, let's get up here and have a meeting everybody. All right, here's who we got, Sean, foot and crystal foot. They're the foot. Not the feet. All right, no.

What do you say about that two foot, not called feet? I'll tell you what I say. Wow. Wow, there, Kiko, you're smiling yet? You're smiling, huh? No. So we have Sean, foot who's an accomplished entrepreneur and a financial advisor, record label owner and real estate developer. So when she said all

that, I was like, okay, this guy's gonna be an asshole because he probably owes, you know, millions to the IRS because I don't know. When you have those four titles together, they don't mix well. Okay, that means that someone owes money to someone else. I was like, this guy's gonna suck. He was lovely. He was a lovely man. Oh, a son foot. I'm looking him up. Son foot. Son foot. I was like, this guy's gonna suck. He was lovely. He was a lovely man. Oh, Sean Fitt. I'm looking him up. Sean Fitt. I did take... he's the head of data science. No, it's a different one. Okay. It's a typical name. Go figure. I, for some reason, screenshot the whole thing. And I just think it's funny how they write it all out. Sean Fut accomplished entrepreneur who wears many hats.

I was like, oh God, I hate people with too many hats. I hate a lot of hats. And Crystal is a successful ad executive. Saun has been close friends with Richard since grammar school. The two were even roommates in college. And then the minute says the two, but it's crossed out. Close friends are also business partners.

I mean, these really go on. They get a lot of information. It's like reading a play. I know, it's like a character bio. Yeah, they have a lot more than that, but this group of friends are deeply rooted and have shared many experiences together. They are determined to top all of that off

with what they've been through in the past. A charter. Okay guys, thanks. That's the most big description. They've been through things together and they know each other and have shared many conversations. Oh, okay. Yeah, they get like a full little story on them.

Well, hello group who's known each other and been through a lot of experiences together. Yeah. That's what you're like fish sticks. Yeah, seriously. So the plan is on night one, they wanna have an anniversary celebration for one of the couples.

And then they wanna go take a tram into town. And then on night two, they wanna have a casino theme night and then a 90s hip hop night on night three, which gets me a little scared with this crew doing a 90s hip hop night. I'm like afraid of problematic things happening and then Basically the point is it's gonna be a four-day charter and Hannah goes You wouldn't think that eating an extra night onto a charter makes things harder, but boy god it does It does I was like whoa Hannah relax bargoli Holy so talking like someone who's in like I

Like the perfect storm like by golly. We got to get out of here Good. It's gracious. Let me tell you and the captain's like Hannah now I don't want to walk out there and see nothing on tables, okay? I want to see things on tables. That's my note for you. Write it down. Things on tables, right? Go for conversations with friends who you've had conversations with before if you got nothing on the table, okay? These people have known each other for years and they've known each other through a lot of tables, right? They've had a lot of experiences and those experiences came with tables that had things on them. They've had a lot of experiences and those experiences came with tables that had things on them. And chef? Okay, stop crying. Okay, you can stop crying. Now not to be in obsession.

Okay, you stopped. Okay. Just don't want to beat you up. You're going to be fired today. Okay. Oh, stop crying. Okay. Kiko, Kiko, stop crying. They're first. Okay. Listen. We just need simple things out of you, Kiko. Just, you know, make food that looks nice and doesn't remind people of a kids birthday party. That's all.

That's all you have to do, really. You know, I'm a Kiko. So let's see here. Humdinger, what did I write, Humdinger? Cause Rob's, they were getting ready to go out and Rob's like, Tonight, I'm ready to have a Humdinger. So no.

Sounds like it. So then Rob and Jesser all over each other. I hate watching new couples just make out all the time, okay? Especially when they have weird chemistry that I don't really buy. Like chemistry of like geographic chemistry, meaning that like they have chemistry because they're near each other. It's like proximity chemistry. He's like, I just want to hold you and give you love ease.

So also Rob just in general right now, have you heard the Rob gossip? No, not. Well, I kind of heard it. I everybody's going to be hitting their steering wheel right now as I butcher this gossip because I'm not prepared. But I heard about it from a friend the other day telling me he's in trouble because he's been DMing all these like, well, just women, I'll just keep it there.

He's been DMing all these women like, I want to splooge in you and eat it out of your butthole. So like, like really gross stuff. And they're like, what a real hum dingo. And the people are like screenshotting that and posting it and stuff. So you know, I'm a sex positive person and everything but that's all I can all I can see now is like about munching and like dirty talk Okay, I'm not surprised. I'm not saying I can do it. I'm not surprised because um he's um he's a former model who likes to think of himself as deep

That's what we call a fuckboy. Okay. There's anything that we call it. Fuckboy. Fuckboy. Yeah, he's got some fuckboy written on. Someone who's got my, with their looks alone in life. And also, by the way, he was a former drug runner. I don't know.

Like, his judgment is not his strong suit. And he saw a girl holding a book and thought that she was intelligent because of that. And, uh, he's a fuckboy. Yeah, fuckboy. I mean, we, fuck boy. Yeah, fuck boy. I mean, it seems so. Yeah. So Jess is like, I think I'm due to have a successful relationship, I think.

He's like, you're an amazing human being. You are so amazing. And then we go over to the crew mess where Alex and Bugs are flirting. They're just, they're're doing I don't know They're doing that sarcastic flirting was like yeah, you like playing games. You like playing games? I don't like playing games I have to I don't get by games. Well, I don't play games either. You know what I'm saying tonight. I mean get lit Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean like a Christmas tree tonight. What like no lit. Oh Pretty much that was that I'm in

Woo! No, no, no, no. Pretty much, that was that. And then you know, it's like, Kiko put on some quilted time to go, ah, bro! That's like, why are you still giving him lines? All right. I want to see no unit, you promised.

So then everyone is now dressed up. And they're like assembling in the crew mess. And Hannah sees Bugs, he goes, oh, you look like one of your tables. Yeah. Yeah. She does. She looks like anthropology started making coffee filters. What are you wearing?

She's wearing like some weird moomoo puff dress and then she's wearing a chain, like a big thick, like a big thick wrapper chain around her neck. And with her other neck, this is like a heart or something. I wrote it down later, because someone says, oh, you know what I love about you? You're fashion. That's what it is.

Because Alex. Because then Buzzie says, Well, I inspired my table to score. They call, I just love accessories. It's like my thing. I love accessories all of them old ones on me. Mm-hmm. Um, so then in the van on the way over there, he's talking to Alex and he's like, you know, Kiko's really taking it to heart.

And Alex is like, yeah, you know, it's like being called out in front of all your peers. Oh, if anyone knows about that, it's me. I totally know about it. No, sir, you got called out in front of your peers for being a sexist asshole. Kiko's getting called out for making sloppy food. Yeah. Different.

Exactly. So then Kiko now tells us a story. Poor Kiko, because this episode is all about making it seem like he's going to have his big comeback episode. He's like, he's like, I came from a country to the opportunity that's not big as first world countries and so for us when you get good opportunity, it doesn't matter if you can do it or not. You always try because a chance you can do well with your chance. You can do it.

You can do it. I keep going. Oh, keep going. Yeah, that's what the statue of liberty says. Take it to you, make it, baby. My bloodline has been doing it ever since we got off that boat, buddy. Yeah, as we all know, as, I believe, was her name, Emma Lazarus? Maybe not, I don't know, wrote that poem. Show me your... Brick, huddle... I don't even remember the poem.

Bring me your hungry. Bring me your poor. Your poor, your potato gratins, yearning to sap all over the plate. Bring me your delicious butter and dairy products. Your... Bring me your fish sticks and your french fries, yearning to be like they do.

Bring me your domino brownies. Bring me old Domino Brownies. Bring me a whole. And bring me Domino's, just Domino's pizza. So Hannah is like, you know, Hannah and Mali are talking. They're at dinner now. And Hannah is like, well, I think his taste is really good. And Mali is like, do you think he's gonna last? And you know, both hope that he's gonna, well, Molly probably doesn't,

because it looks like her boyfriend's already lined up to take over. What a coincidence. Isn't that such a cool, well, yeah, I mean, they're getting rid of Kiko, the week her boyfriend's coming to visit. I'm so sure. You guys are so tricky.

You're so tricky. How do they, that's crazy. That's crazy. Wow. I think that like blew my mind around. Yeah, I like it like out of podcast mode right now. I'm just thinking about it. I'm like, how the plan that, how they schedule it? How they like pull that off?

What happened? I guess I've been getting ready to get rid of him for a while. I mean, if you're, you know, yeah, you know, this is the last charter, I guess. I don't know. Yeah. So now at the dinner table table Alex is flirting with Bugsy and They're like just it's annoying

There's floating about how she joking about having no sense of humor or whatever But this is where he says that he likes her sense of fashion which is hilarious to it because again She looks like pottery barn. Yeah, she looks nuts. She's wearing hair cliplip, those huge hair clips, Apuka shell necklace and a giant wrapper chain. That's what she's wearing. So he's like, yeah, you know what you're gonna, you're gonna, what did she say? Will you put that mix, mix you and she puts a glass next to him and he's like, whoa, anything else? Well, that was joke. That was a joke. I made it huge. She's like, I don't have a sense of humor. He's like, I'm gonna lose your gold fash it huge. I don't have a sense of humor He's like a musical fursions. Time. I right look at that for right you guys look at that. She's hot Spark's flying and meanwhile Rob turns to Jessica's I

Like you a little bit too much. I think hashtag Humdinger and Humdinger Emily is like god get a room already all right and Bugs is like you know I hold back in relationships because I fear rejection when I was 14 I met the first guy really like but instead he told me I wasn't the one for him and I said I'd never ever Never set myself up again for that kind of failure It's like that's your trauma bug. bugs you go back to the drawing board okay, you want some trauma

That's I mean that was amazing that that was her trauma I mean, that's funny because we always we sort of make fun of the fact that the trauma on this shows always the same about like you know Yarding see my life I was doing drugs or like I've got a child at home, so now when we finally get like, like a nothing back story, we're like, oh, get out of here. Shut up. So, um, the boys talk about whether Alex has a chance with bugs or not. My best advice is to pretend you're a barrette. Okay, exactly. Hold her hair back. She'll be with you forever, babe. pretent you're a barrett. Okay, sack, but hold her hair back. She'll be with you forever, babe.

I have not a trust issues with men holding my hair back because one time when I was 14 years old, I was reading Ethan from and then they got in the sled and he said he'd hold her back and they crashed into a tree's boiler. The only thing Rapunzel ever did wrong was hold her hair back. Oh! So let's go to a club called Tito's. Tito's Paul Ma. They get in there and bugs he goes, The club comes, comes, comes. Hannah is so bored in this whole scene.

Hannah is just like sitting there so annoyed. It's like her phone died or something. She can't play candy crush She misses Kiko. She misses her boyfriend. She just hates this. Yeah, and so Buxi and Milleer trying to stir up drama With just themselves and they're talking in the corner and Buxi's like well, I'm just kind of killed And Mille is like well Captain Sandy had to wake you up to save the day and that probably gets under Hannah's skin. Yeah. And they're basically like saying that Kiko, like, you know, Kiko's really nice,

but being nice isn't gonna cut it. Yeah. And she's like, you know, it's the same thing with Jess though. I mean, if it keeps impacting us, Hannah's gonna have to make a decision or Captain Sandy or one of them, somebody's gonna have to make a decision or a captain sandy or one of them. Somebody's gonna have to make a decision. Yeah. And then we go back to Kiko on the boat and he's playing guitar and he's like, I'm freaking out, I never quit. And then he starts telling his trauma, which again, I thought

it was gonna be more traumatic than it was. He's like, he's like, when I was a kid, my parents had a painting store and they started to grow fast But then people started to steal from them and my dad was broke and he was 54 years old and I was like, oh no What did his dad do? Well, he goes, but today were okay. We got the money back. So, you know, my dad's a fighter. I was like, oh Okay, so you had a Financial hardship and you but you're okay. All right. Yeah, I mean nothing nothing beats the running drugs to the border. I have to say. Commershues, here comes one right now. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable.

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Yeah, he's like, you smell so good. Because they're in bed now, and she's like, I've been looking for someone like you for a while. He's like, it's been three weeks. Maybe you're just fancy my body. Mmm hmm. Oh my God. I think I manifested him because my spiritual therapist had me write a list and I wrote sensitive, not a train wreck. Those had to beat the cops to the border. Like smudging butts. And here he is. Here he is. Yeah, right here. So then it's like 2.13 a.m. and Bugs and Alex are hanging out and Alex, he's like wasted

and he's, he's, he announces that he's going to go to bed, but not before having like a rambling drunk mom log. We're like, Bugs, I actually respect you a lot and honestly, I think you're an absolutely awesome person and I don't, okay I appreciate that like like thank you like fresh I'm like actually like very you get things you like you ride you ride with it like you're whatever You're like at the end of the day you might not care but like I but like what I care and like I'm having a hard time We're explaining it right now. I'm like What are you saying she just grabs his hand and laughs and it's like bye. I

Think what you're trying to say is I bring the thunder. So alarm sound. Oh, I hate that sound on TV shows when they play the five-phonal alarm. I hate it. It triggers me every time I hear it. Yeah. And Alex is like, Alex is with Rob and he's like, hey, do you sleep alright? And Rob goes, can't reallyata and I don't know what the

F is going on in the laundry but goalie G it has to change. Alright Jess. Golly G and Jess is like alright well fine so I just so if anyone winds up getting laundry from Captain Sandy I want you to put it on the other side of a door and then I will go slam my hand in that door and we'll fix it. Well maybe we should communicate it and we'll have a share of three numbers on it. She's like, oh. We'll have a show of a one, two, three, four, five and then you have another one say, nine, ten.

Bingo. Oh, sorry, I thought you were doing it. I don't know anything that you just told me to do. Can't understand your language, but you lost Bingo. Sit down with your fake card. So no time for provisions. And the provisions are coming in. And then a deck crew meeting. And so Malia called the deck crew for a meeting

on one of the decks. And Captain Sandy happens to be out there, so she does like the most mom thing, which is she's like, well, let's see how my daughter does. I'm just gonna sit right here, no pressure, just pretend I'm not here. Okay, I'm just gonna sit back here and watch. So Malia is just like leading this meeting and she's telling everyone what they have to do. And Sandy's just sitting there going like So good so good

What kind of passes there and she goes hello. She is isn't she good look at her goal look Well, I will I've got you um What about you what laundry are you missing Malia and Malia's like oh, I found it And she's like well, I asked just about my uniform and she said that you aren't doing crew uniforms and I'm missing things. So I'm not really sure what she's saying. And so Captain Sandy grabs Hannah on the way back in and she's like, she better get it right this charter or Malia's boyfriend is going to be cooking and I earning. Don't make me do it, Missy!

This is Charter Number 5. I'm tired of her excuses. She's got a great attitude, but I need people who are ready to do their job, okay? And if that means she has to take a nap and then do the laundry, fine. Because that would make me happy if she did that, actually. Yeah, Amelia tells us her boyfriend is coming and she's like it's gonna be so refreshing to have an intelligent conversation with a mail-on board You got a point there. Yeah, so now Hannah's with Jess and she's like, honey What's going on with the uniforms? Are you not did you say that they're not a priority and she's like I didn't say it wasn't a priority I said crew clothing wasn't a priority, okay?

And so Hannah is basically saying that Sandy over her and that she has, Jess has to give 110% this charter. So then Jess is like, well, I'm getting fired over a miscommunication. Yes. And because people don't have their laundry. Yeah. They don't have their laundry. So Hannah, bad move here, I think. She looked in sprake to Malia. And such as, like, you know, I love Hannah, but there are things that are making me look bad. Like, I'm the third. I'm the little bitch.

I'm not supposed to think of these things. Not my job. Like, if you put crew uniforms, like by the laundry machine, am I just supposed to naturally know to wash them? Like I'm not supposed to think of these things. Uniforms all look the same, like they're uniform. What am I supposed to do about it? Maybe everybody should just get something different to wear. How am I supposed to know the difference between a tablecloth and bugs these outfits? I can't tell. That shouldn't be on me.

So then Malia is eating with the crew. She's like, guys, I'm super pumped about what we are accomplishing and just comes in. She's like, oh, I wanted to clarify personal clothing during charters and not uniforms during charters. That is what I said. And Malia was like, yeah, but we aren't getting our uniforms back. Well, but you're getting the front of your uniforms, right? No, I don't mean like we're not getting the back of our uniforms. We're just not getting any of our uniforms.

Well, what about the middle of them? That's our body, it's Jess. Okay. She's like, well, next time talk to me, so it doesn't go to Captain Sandy. She's like, well, look, I didn't mean to, but Hannah asked us why we weren't getting our uniforms back, and it's because we weren't getting our uniforms back. And it's because we're not getting our uniforms back. So.

Yeah, Somalia was like, yeah, I mean, there just needs to be organization. It's like a top down thing. No, I don't mean like I need my top right now. I'm wearing my top. I mean, like the organization is a top down thing. I mean, I didn't mean to throw you under the bus. Like I just threw Hannah under the bus

after she threw me under the bus. That's what I'm gonna go. Yeah. A lot of buses on this boat. A lot of buses. A lot of buses. So, Guestor Rivals, I was worried because the gigantic sun hat.

Yes. These guests came and they were like dressed the hilt so it's like, oh my God, they're gonna be so high maintenance and they were like very lovely people They were they were I know I was scared of them because crystals walking down with a walk, you know, yeah Like bottom bottom. I was like oh Watch out and then they're like hi love you guys everything's great. What can we do to help? Yeah, they were so nice and they were like blazers and stuff, they were just like, really lovely people.

So Sandi's like, oh my god, you guys look so elegant. Wow. And then Hannah is like next to Pico, and is like trying to give him a pep talk. Like, all right, we're gonna smash it, honey. Okay, this trial, because I ain't getting a new shift by goalie, I ain't getting a new shift, honey. And Crystal's like, who's the chef?

We're gonna have a conversation to make sure everything is copacetic. Otherwise, we're gonna have a problem. It's like, oh no, poor Kiko. I know. Kiko's like, oh no, they seem very picky. They might want something nicer than chicken fingers. I'm not sure I can do that.

So then they go on the tour and they dance around with the kitchen eating oysters. So far so good. Yeah, so far so good. Check the hot tub. Everything's fine. Then all the music stops again while Jess irons. Like, she's like, uh. It's like, Jess, are you ironing the preference sheet?

We need you to iron the uniforms. And then out of nowhere, we get Alex's backstory. It's backstory day. He's like, coming out of high school, I had a 1.9 GPA, because I had a learning disability, and my sister had twice as high as me. So that's like a 8.4, and that's why I like yawning, all right, because I don't got a no stuff.

That's exactly what I want to hear from people who are in charge of the vessel that is in between me and death. Wow, this one is giant vessel in the middle of the sea. One thing could go wrong and we all go down. Love hearing that the guy who's in charge of my life just loves not learning things. Yeah. So then Justin Robbick out. And then now it's time to get the oysters on, or go to the guest are relaxing on the bridge deck, waiting for food. And one of the guys goes, well, when in Rome,

do us the Romans, man. And when in Spain, do us the Spaniards. Wow. Yeah, yeah, the Spaniards. But whatever it was, yeah. And then so now Kiko comes out to talk to them about the menu and everything and again They seem so high maintenance, but they wind up being totally fine and they you know cuz one doesn't want gluten one doesn't want meat But they all are like but we all like fish. Yeah, we'll do fish. Yeah. Yeah, and they all like cheering like yeah Kiko I got this I keep on

And they're like, yeah, fish, yeah. Keep going. I got this. I keep going. He's like, well, I'll do what's on the preference sheet. Everybody's different. And Chris will go, exactly. Like, probably. Like, yes.

Welcome to your 10 different dishes a night. He's like, I'm going to put, make me chicken fish. So everybody's on. I have a question, though, because maybe I wrote this down, though, but didn't she say, let's have a conversation about the menu. And one guy says, no vegetables. And she goes, oh no, no, not in anything. And no meat.

Because we don't eat meat, but somebody eats fish. So if you don't eat meat or vegetable, what do you want? Just potatoes. You just want french fries. I mean, I want to make you. You know, I don't know. I don't know. But you do raise an interesting point, you do.

I'm just looking for a new guy. I think that maybe they just like, maybe they just didn't want like a vegetable only. Like, you know, I don't know, I can't say. I'm not gonna speak for them or try to understand what they wanted. Yeah, so Kiko's like, thank you very much. Kiko got a cook now.

Yeah, and then Sandy's up in, you know, in her sandy place. And she's like, oh, swells are rolling in. Wow. I almost, oh, there was one right there. I just said, wow, again, Kiko, you hear that one? Hear that swells? You hear swell of wows? Okay. swell, swell, swell, swell music music music. Anchor, get the swell out. Get the swell out. Anchor down. Anchor down. Anchor down. Anchor down. Anchor down. Anchor down. Anchor. Anchor. Anchor. Anchor. Anchor, get the swell out. Get down, anchor down, anchor down, anchor, anchor. Everything stops while Jessica,

while Jess just tears at Audrey again. Yeah. I thought something terrible was happening because she just stares at hangars in her hand. And she, I was like, oh, I first thought she was getting a text message. I was like, oh, something happened. But it was just her staring at hangars.

Yeah. So now the jet skis are going into water, and Kiko is preparing some steak. And there's a lot of question about, like, should there be sauce on the steak or no, or sauce on the side? He's like, no, no, we're putting sauce on the steak. Yeah, because the steak is getting cold,

because it's taking too long for them to run the steak, right? So he pours the sauce on, hoping that'll warm the steak up. So they serve that, and the crystals is too cooked, but they say that they like it to the captain, but she's like, those steaks look terrible. Kiko, that was like, you know what those steaks remind me of? Mom, you know what mom stakes remind of me of mom. You know what mom is?

It's wow upside down. It's the wrong way. Wow. Okay. Wow, the other way. So in the mess, the bugs is like, well, I just heard the, I just heard the galley rather. She's like, well, I just heard the guest saying something.

But I didn't understand what she said. Did you? I don't think even registered that she said anything. Oh, and Kiko's like, is everything okay? And Hannah's like yeah and Bugs just makes a face like it is not okay unless you're like a snake covered in sauce not wearing a beret. So Sandy's like hey Keeks, they ask you to put gravy on this day. He's like, oh, it's my idea. I thought it was nice. Look good, right? He's, she's like, no, dressing on the side, dressing on the side.

And now he goes getting all salty. He's like, oh, seems like she just is going to come into the gallery to judge me and not to help me anymore. I'm like, if you're a chef, you shouldn't be hoping for help from your captain, okay? He's like the captain to some doing my dishes today. What the fuck? The captain is there specifically to judge you.

She's not to help you. So water toys, the guy's like, how deep is this water? It's pretty deep from your emotion, okay? Yeah, you're the Mediterranean Sea, so they could film nature specials down there, so it's deep. So they're on jet skis and the waves are wild and this one guy, so he's there with his wife and his wife doesn't even know how to swim, but she's holding on to him and he's going out of control and they're like, but he doesn't listen and he goes too fast and he falls over.

Yeah, and then we'll be like, Mike Mike often dives in and saves the day. I just wrote men are such morons. Seriously. We really are. My god, Malia is like the best boss on, bossin in the history of this show. She just does everything and does everything so well. Yeah, because she's ready to just deal with the main fact, men are morons. She knows, she knows it. Yeah. So drama music and they drag,

they drag her back in and Pete, her eloquently turns the jet ski back over. And she's a hero. Everyone's a hero, dammit. So then, so like the big crisis is, the big crisis that was teased to us all season is now has now passed everyone's safe and sound. And then Kiko is in the kitchen going over the menu with Hannah who also he really should not be going over the menu with Hannah because

you know he's the chef he should know what to do right and Hannah's just trying to help out but you know Hannah's has a chief's due she's not a chef as well and so she's he has this plan to be so awkward oh god it sounded decent at first she's like see bass and then this kind of a foam and then this like he's gonna make something really fancy yes what about chicken with potato gratin all right I'm like oh no no she's like it's what they like you know because they had said they like chicken and stuff, which I get that they'd like chicken, but potato gratin is not going to be elevated.

Well, you could make it elevated, but I don't think he's gonna make it elevated. Yeah. So he's like, oh, okay, this would be even easier. More swells, more swells, more swells. Oh god, massive swells. It's like we're riding on a bunch of wows, one after the other other just coming up and hitting the boat. And then this part was really sweet. The gaster suit the girl gaster sitting you know by the water and Crystal says you know I'm

really proud of you Malia. You said a good example for other women and she's like yeah we need more girls on deck and she's like we run the world. Yeah. Like a girl power. I loved Crystal. She was great. I had such little expectations of her and she was just, we run the world. I was like, oh girl power. I loved Crystal. She was great. I had such little expectations of her and she was just like so amazing. Yeah. So then the captain is like, get that toys in. We gotta go to duck.

Wow, mom waters, red mom waters. Mom waters. Stop anger. We gotta get back support, right? This and San, okay, Bugsie, get your thunder. We gotta get back to Port right this and San okay, Bugsie get your thunder we gotta go So everybody starts getting ready for dinner and Bugsie tells the people that they can sleep and they love her they love buggy they call her buggylicious I didn't have it since the fume up that by the look of all the smiles on your face, I'm gonna say that's a funny thing you're saying.

I don't kid it, but I'll accept it. So, uh, yeah, so they had a back to port where the waters are calmer and just to take them drink orders, which for some reason I thought was funny. Like, you guys want water, you want more water? Okay, great. You guys can go in the kitchen, it's over there, thanks, but. Yeah, do you want water? Do you want water? That was their big contribution. Yeah. So then Hannah talks to her boyfriend and then one of the ladies asked Jess what happened to her finger and she's like, Oh, I smashed it in the door cleaning. She's like, well, then no more cleaning for you. She's

like, I'm with you on the. Hey, I know they said I didn't have to clean anymore, so I'm just gonna be reading my book on the after. Bye. So 33 minutes before dinner and Bugs is working and we got some more Bugs the Ex-Backstory. I've got mad drive when it comes to working. I think it all stems from my first Chiefs 2 role. I was told by a captain that I was never going to last as a Chiefs 2 because I didn't have the experience. And then I said, do you want a key? And he said, no, what I've never been able to kiss a boy ever since. I was 14.

So the captain sees the table that Bugsie's made. She's like, oh, this is so beautiful. This nine anise table. God, thank God for bugs. She jeez bugs. She wall. And then Jess hears her on the radio and the kitchen. She's like, at least someone does something right.

And Sandy, Sandy is saying all the stuff Hannah's walking by and just giving just Hannah eyes. And she just goes down the stairs. I was like, I fucking hate this boat. And the the funny thing it was a rose in an upturned glass on the table like you in the beast which is so bugsy to be like. Hello, bugger thunder thunder thunder. Yeah, Shaka that's so clever bugsy. She's like Roy and it's so easy to do Here's what you do you take a flower and then you put a glass. I got it I got it. It's very great, but you're very talented bugs I've been making these hivocents. I was 14 and I told myself I would never day to be

Simmin, I saw beauty in the beast and I changed my life favor So Keith goes in the kitchen like you're so fucking straightforward. Yeah, and everyone's sort of like rooting for Keiko, you just couldn't feel it. And then you just hear like a... It's like what happened? It's like, oh sorry, I just banged my head on the door. Oh, doors are so hard. So the guy upstairs, everyone's seated for dinner and the guy's giving his speech.

He's like 25 years ago. It was love at first sight and downstairs he goes plating and he's like, I'm so nervous. The captain is at dinner table tonight. I'm not, I'm rustic. I'm not fancy. Fuck it. I don't care anymore. That's me.

I'm rustic. I cannot change. You dropped something on the floor. Now I get that. me, I'm rustic, I cannot change. You drop something on the floor. Now I get that, I get the whole rustic thing. And, you know, I let that fly on top chef, but I feel like if you're rustic, what are you doing on a yacht? Yacht, the exact opposite of rustic is a yacht.

There's nothing rustic about a yacht. It's truly the polar opposite. When I think of rustic, I don't even know what the example of rustic is. I think of like a little inn in Massachusetts where they serve fresh butter and little rolls and you get like a stew. And then when I think of like the opposite of rustic, I don't know what I think of, but I think yacht is probably up there. So like don't give me the excuse that you're rustic. Like I get that you're rustic, but why are you here then, Giko? I love you, but why are you here? Well rustic doesn't mean like sloppy, bad plating.

You know what I mean? Like it doesn't mean like ugly food or, you know, fish sticks. Like fish sticks are not rustic. Fish sticks are not rustic in fact. Fries, french fries. Like if you, if I walk into a bowling alley and they serve me a slice of pizza and some french fries and say, this is rustic food.

I'm gonna throw it in there while you did it. But then I will, and then we throw it in. It's like a little whole roasted chicken with a sauce instead of like finally cut chicken breast with you know, artistic carrot cuts next to it. Rustic is Tom Clikio at a wood fire, you know, oven in Italy with Padma in her glasses, cutting something up and gal, you know, oven in Italy with Padma in her glasses, cutting something up, and

gale, you know, sweeping up the ashes in the other room. That's rustic. Yeah. So the first course is delivered and seared scallops on savage rice, and you, fidgetarian person, oh, you non-me eating person, gets chicken scallops. Or non-fishing fish. This was This was good. Yeah, this was good. The scallops were lovely. The rice, it was nicely plated, so far so good. Ow! I just heard my finger.

What is just, is she just like a pinball? I mean, she's just bouncing off things. What is happening to her? And bugsy is like, captain is happy. Keep it up, keep it up. And then sloppy gratin just like slops out of the spoon. And she's like, Can we do that?

Can we do something today please? Can you like mold it or something? Or like, I mean it looked delicious. I want to eat all of that gratin. But that being said, it looked, it looked like the gratin just grew up itself on the plate. Overly creamed, if you will.

It was like, I am rustic. If you like, you like, if you don't, you don't. Flowers and go. Put the flowers on there. Yeah, it was definitely messy. You're right, it was overly creamed. I think that if it had been an upscale potato gritan, he would have been able to put into a ring mold and it probably could have held its shape right but he did have too much liquid yeah I love a potato dish if anybody needs to know

how to cook a potato dish come to me I've got the best recipes for all of them and that was overly cream I'm not really an expert on anything but potatoes you sound like you're reciting the lyrics of like your own musical number right like hey the villagers you need to know about potatoes come to me. Come to me. I know about the potatoes. Come on, Bown. So the next thing is delivered and it's chicken wrapped in bacon or prosciutto or something.

Yeah. Doesn't look great. One girl gets a lightly fried sea bass. Yeah. And so this is not the vaguestiner. Obviously. And so this is not the vaguist dinner. Obviously. No, this is not. I'm getting that like way later. So it's like, oh, this is just the precursor. And the guy was like nice overall. But again, it's the first dish was good, but the second dish was not terribly elevated. And they like it. But then, you know,

one of the guys is like, this is cool, but I would have liked the sea bass, you know? And one guest keeps calling him Keto. Yeah, they keep calling him different names. They call him Keto, Koto. So then in the kitchen, someone's calling Malia, oh, Hannah's like, say, Malia, we have an excursion tomorrow. I was thinking of sending books and Alex for some super awkward moon lighting.

Is that okay? He bit that. Yeah. I didn't take any notes on their flirtations. I was like, I'm not. Yeah, it's his point. I can't, I can't at this moment. His point.

So then Kiko has like a, he has a, he has a big moment. He has like a redemptive moment. He makes this dessert and he does this thing where he puts a spoon on the plate and sort of powders cocoa over it or sips cocoa over it. So there's like an illusion of a spoon being on the plate. And so when they serve it, everyone's like, oh my God, wow, the presentation's wonderful.

So everyone was very happy with that. Yeah, and Captain's like like he did a great job, but it's like super, look, this is my begrudging face. Everyone take a good look at it. This is being grudging face. This is my mole face, you know? It's like, well, I'm gonna give you a little wow, but I'm also gonna give you a little mom to know. Well, well, well. So it's bedtime. Guess what Robin Chester doing? And

then, yeah, she tells him nice job, but she still wants more of a super yacht-style dinner. Like it was good, but wants him to be more elevated. Yeah, and then, you know, it's not BulloDec unless somebody falls down the stairs. So if somebody does, it's BulloDec. So the next day, bugs is like, whoa, Jess, this, Jess is look, it's really pretty. I love it, great time will work. Yeah, because Jess made a tablespoon really pretty. I love it. Great table work. Yeah, because just made a tablespoon of elephants and stuff.

And she goes, she's like, you know, I generally try to do the best that I can. Oh, oh, I just sat on my hand. Oh. So breakfast, then it's time for the excursion. They take a trolley through town And everybody's giving a bugsy now like shit. They're like make out. Yeah Yeah, yeah, they're trying that they're like yeah, you guys are dating right yeah, yeah, yeah And I was like yeah, I got no chance. I got no chance

You know what I like? I like that bugs is a fucking weirdo. She's weird. You know what I'm saying? Like she can be like whoa, I'm in charge of things, but then she's goofy and you know, wears like napkins on her chest. It's so crazy. So then we go to Kiko and Hannah the kitchen and she's like listen What are you gonna do for this Vegas thing and he's like oh I thought was the Vegas or shrink cocktail? He's like, I thought it was the Vegas or String Cocktail. He's like, mm-hmm-hmm. It's like in Truffle Fries. Maybe Nachos, Nachos at the Vegas. They have Nachos in Vegas.

What is it? What are you talking about? He had like, Praschetta and his, and then he's like, well, I'm gonna remove the, she's like, he removed the Praschetta, that's more Italian. I'm like, and he says he can make domino brownies, which admittedly I was totally down for,

but wait, like not chance. Like you're on a, what's happening here? Like Vegas, a Vegas meal should be like high rollers, not like the kids are in the sweet while we're downstairs, so here's the room service. And that's what I was thinking when he said the domino brownies, I was like, does he mean die? Like, is that what he means?

Like, is he gonna make dice brownies? He could sound like he's going to be down. Or just brownies with the domino he mean die? Like, is that what he means? Like, is he gonna make dice brownies? He's like, no, he just brownies with the Domino painted on them. Like, what? Domino's aren't even Vegas. And she's like, that's what I eat Vegas anyway. He's like, no. No, no.

No. Shroom cocktail was like, it like, Shroom cocktail. I don't know, I don't think I even saw any Shroom cocktail being served. That was the best thing. It should have been like a- I think she told him not to. I think he had a fancy plan, but then she was like,

no, Vegas, it's like, I think Hannah probably eats, and because of Hannah's thin, you know, she probably eats in Vegas when she's wasted at the end of the day when you're eating all that shit in the middle of the night, but Vegas is actually one of the biggest food cities in America. Hello. Hello.

Yeah, that's the thing that it was shocking that he wasn't able to interpret that. And like, I mean, if it were me, I was thinking about this. I was like, I'm gonna ask Ronny what he would make. I think I would have, I probably would have put out like shrimp cocktail, I would have had lobsters, oysters, like over the top, like caviar, right? Cause Vegas is about being over the top.

And like a, a Vegas night to me is I'm'm thinking if I'm a high roller, there's like champagne and just like all sorts of like opulent stuff. I'm not thinking, um, okay, like it's 2 a.m. and I just got drunk at the club and yeah, it's like flying food. It costs you a thousand dollars or you could do the like buffet where you just have piles of food but it's still right. Access. Pretty generally. Yeah.

Anyway, so they go back to the tour of the city. Alex, like you know what's great about this cathedral? I know nothing about it. My sister though knows everything about it though. Ask her. Okay. But he's like I'm so embarrassed that you're on the mic so tans then they go to a hat store by some stupid hats on the

okay so then i like buggs he's visor actually to be honest i like that he gave her a visor and goes do i know you will what he's right because she probably was like oh my god yeah she is totally a visor girl, she is totally a visor girl. She is such a visor girl. Oh my God. She is, she is definitely like a British lady playing tennis. That's cute.

Like a witch who has a lady playing tennis. Yeah. So now it's time for the Vegas dinner and Kiko, Kiko is telling us he's not sure about the menu because it seems simple and he's like, you know, Vegas on TV from me sounds very fancy, but I'm gonna trust Hannah's advice. What, you are the chef, what are you doing?

And the captain comes in to check on him, she's like, wait, time is dinner. He's like, nine, it's gonna be a Vegas dinner, not canape, but you got it, you got a Vegas dinner. I can't even go from canapes. What does that mean? You know, not cannabis, but you get it. Like, no, I don't understand what that means.

You know we're close to canopies. Like, he was almost anticipating that Captain Sandy was gonna say, are there gonna be canopies? Well, there be canopies. No, not canopies, but you know what I mean. Yeah. So then they're gonna have a crazy Vegas night for them. They're planning to do like a chip and Dale's night and bucks is like the Wellington Dails.

Yeah. It's not a season of Blow Deck if they don't make their deck crew go shirtless and gyrate in a way that's like no one wants to see. Yeah. So the guests are ready to eat and what we just see Kiko frying, frying, frying, frying. And then, oh no, the nachos. No! I know nachos and, okay, let's, don't order nachos in the Mediterranean.

You know, it's like that guy said a few weeks ago, the juice in Europe, it's terrible. I'm trying to believe that the nachos in the Mediterranean are terrible too, at least based on this show. This is, it seems like it's the easiest dish to make and yet we're seeing professional chefs. Well, I shouldn't say that. People who are employed as chefs just fully messing it up. Yeah, these people do not understand the nachos.

It's like very, very simple. By the way, we should also mention there was a part where Bugsie put on a mask and she's like, we can wear these, no, we can wear these. And Hannah just goes, yay. Yay. So all the guests are really hungry and they're like, oh my god, dinner's gonna be so good tonight. It's Vegas night. And then Hannah brings out fried chicken and she just mutters to herself.

She's like, cool, that shit. Well, then he sends up the nachos which are just offensive to everybody. Yeah, I was like, thankfully the nachos came to just show like, no. It's gonna have something, it'll all be terrible. Oh my God. And Malia's horrified, you know?

And then one of the guys is like, is this Chick-fil-A or Popeyes? And Malia's like, that is disgusting. I cannot tell Kiko I can't serve that. Some of somebody has to. Malia just puts the nachos on like a side table. Like so technically they're out there, but like no one is seeing them, right? And then it's time for this Truffle Parmesan fries,

which also don't look very good. Those are freezer fries. Those are total 100% freezer fries. With like powdery Parmesan on top they didn't And the captain is pissed and then it's fried wild sea bass. Oh no And one of the guys is like oh god see fried sea bass and fried chicken This is the most fried food. I've eaten in 10 years. I know and then the nachos

They like the cheese well the bugs. He puts the nachos they like the cheese well bugs He puts the nachos on the table she moves them onto the table and the cheese looks like brownish and it looks like It's kind of congealed so it looks like there's like a weird fruit roll up on it or something It's just terrible and one of the guys is like yeah, this is not like last night You know, but they they're all trying to be nice, but they're like really. They're being so nice about it. So let's go sound of the kitchen. She's like, you want this to go at these brannies?

I mean, you want them to go out now? He's like, yes, it's buffet. It's buffet. And she's like, brannies with nachos, it's on head of. And it's also like, it's not a buffet, Kiko. It's like if it was a buffet, you would've set it up like a buffet, like it's not a buffet Kiko. It's like if it was a buffet you would have set it up like a buffet But it's not a buffet. It's being served family style almost so it makes no sense It was just like no Kiko. This is it was like

Truly the worst Thing he could have done was this entire meal so buxie is passing the captain in the hall and she's like he wants to sit with The nachos is that on her down and she's like tell him no that's disgusting so she goes back she takes them back and she's like I have so much respect for you but can we put the brandy's out after is like fine the fine so Sandy's asking everyone how dinner is they're like well it's too much fried food but you know but it was good it was good we liked it it was so good, but, you know, but it was good, it was good, we liked it, it was so good, so taste it good, you know?

And then Sandy looks at the nachos and goes, what is that? And they're like, is that? And the guy goes to each his own, you know? And Hannah's watching this going, Jesus Christ, Sandy, because the captain, you know, like to bitch, Kiko out is one thing behind the scenes, but in front of all the guests, to be like,

ooh, what is that? It's good though. Not cool. Yeah, it has like, oh, I think I'll need therapy after this season. I was actually surprised that we didn't get like a million shots of Hannah Popping pills this episode. I was like, this seems like a pill popper episode

if there ever was one. Well, they actually gave her some kind of line in this episode. It's like this not an of valium or Perkisette or heroin to get me through this I know because I ate all of it right before the chat I started which is why you don't have any footage of it So crystals like yeah, this is kind of like a kids birthday party Crystal's like yeah, this is kind of like a kid's birthday party. Check out the store, so sorry. Could you imagine that's like the worst thing you could imagine hearing on a yacht. She's like, well, this is never served on a table to a client on a super yacht and a million

years ever, ever. Hey, hear that? Hear that? You know what I'm hearing? Not a single wow. Not a single wow. No, wow. Not a single wow. No wows.

So she goes to Bugsie and she's like, who put those nachos on the table? Me? Why? Cause I was told to no, call me, just call me. And Bugsie's like, I'm not the chief Steve. I can't do that. Stay. Kiko told me that some of the nachos, no, I always bring the sound down. What was I supposed to do?

So Hannah comes up and Captains like Hannah you didn't serve me those nachos. Why would you serve those and Hannah goes? I'm sorry. I save those matches and she just passes by them all bitchly. She's like I am not taking responsibility for this thing She was like, I am not taking responsibility for this thing. So, yeah, upstairs, the gas are still like, wow. The one guy is like, this is more like my kids food, like my 10-year-olds. And Crystal is so nice. She's like, but it was good though. It was good.

I mean, it's 10-year-olds, but it was good, right? It was good. And the service has been great, okay? Service has been great. And we got to toast to Captain Sandy for keeping it real. She kept it real, they're like trying so hard to put a pause of spin on this like, very terrible meal. Yeah, so then the kitchen, the kitchen, I saw Kiko.

Kiko is like, everyone okay down there, or up there, and back to the, I don't know to be honest, I'll just go to the tail end of it. It's like, well, what'd they say? Well, then it was like a kid's birthday party. He's like, I don't understand these people. Yeah, because the thing is that when Hannah had come down

beforehand and he goes, like, how is everything? And Hannah's like, yeah, it's fine. It's good, you know? So he thought everything was going well. And now is the first time he's heard that it is not going well at all. Yeah. So then he's like, well, you know, I can I can't say I tried my best this time because it is in my food You know I googled Vegas and I spoke with Hannah and then it's like 10 hours earlier

Truffle frost would be good maybe netches And the captain's like leave Hannah out of this all right. This is not her fault This would never be served on a super yet at burl. Okay, it's like a kids birthday party in matchals I mean got a kids birthday party would be better. Honestly, this is just Yeah, so Even Hannah's like you know what like I tried my best. I tried my best to help them I said have you conceded string cheese. They're delicious or that warriors? People like warriors, okay. Fruit rollops, I don't mean the nachos to look like that. I said just regular fruit rollops, I tried my best.

You know, listen, I said Kiko, what would you do for a cornedike bar? Any demands, say, you know what, it's up to him. I said, listen, we can order a bunch of push pops. Why bet they it? He said no So back to the cast of water. Kick back to captain of the Kiko and the Kiko She's like the clients were nice and but I apologize. She's like should I go apologize? She's like don't even bother you know the fact that you have to Google really bothers me He's like yet yesterday. did you like what you saw?

And she's like, dinner? No. To me, it was like food. I was like, oh, God, you just see his heart breaking. Oh no. He's like, I totally respect your opinion. If you want to fire me, I pride. And she's like, just get through the charter.

Please, let's just get through. He's like, no, no, it's fine It's your decision. She's like just do your food Do your food because I understand if I leave I leave and she's like, well, let's just get through this And I said and then I leave she just It was so sad because he was he's so like he and it was he's you know I really totally respect that he understood that this was just out of his league and everything and you could see He looked like he was about to cry and oh

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