Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Plant-Based Riot

Episode Date: July 14, 2020

Ring the alarms: there's a vegan on board Below Deck Mediterranean! Naturally this sends Kiko and the kitchen into disarray, and it doesn't help that these guests are AWFUL too. Meanwhile, Pete threatens to be professional, and Jess gets a sweet new hand accessory. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What Guess what happens Hello and welcome to Watch for Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker of the Game Brain Podcast. If you'd like more games, the way I do, check out that podcast. And also of the Real House, there's a kitchen island, there's a new episode that went up about a week ago, and so go check that out on YouTube, LYoutubo. And joining me is a very, very, very funny man, I'm proud to call him.

My work has been, he delights me at all times, and he would never, ever be super annoying on a yacht, I believe that. His name is Ronnie Karen, but the Rosebrick's Batch Rose podcast. What's up Ronnie? Well, how you doing today? I'm doing great. I would be a pain in the ass on a charter because I would never come out of the room and people would think I'm mad and I would ask for like cheap shit that they don't have like peanut M&Ms. Well, actually, I just see M&Ms today on today's episode. I think you would be a good guest.

And I would be the one who I would be trying to be the one that would win over the staff, but actually the staff would hate me because I'd be trying to win over the staff, but I'd also be making demands at the same time. Like, hey, can you just like make sure, can you just see me like not in the sun? Can you make sure?

Can you like do this in my bag? I just know I become a monster on a yacht. I just feel it inside me. I wouldn't. I'd be like, can I get that luggage for you? It would be like, you would actually like wind up in the uniform like midway through the charter. Like, Ronnie, you know you're not part of the staff.

Like I just feel so bad having them do all this work. But I had time to lean lean so I have time to clean No, I know you would fully become like yeah, and you would be like what would happen is You would be like hanging out with the crew like at like at night Like you'd be like smoking cigarettes with the crew or something like that And I'd be like why don't they want to smoke cigarettes with me? And you'd be like Ben you don't smoke cigarettes That's why that's all it is. I'm like no, but I feel like they don't like me. You'd be like, why don't they want to smoke cigarettes with me? And you'd be like, Ben, you don't smoke cigarettes. That's why, that's all it is. I'm like, no, but I feel like they don't like me. You'd be like, Ben, stop it.

Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Wow, that was therapy. That was therapy and also a little too accurate. So I'm gonna move on. Guys, we have a live show. Give a live show coming up. A virtual live show.

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Today, we're gonna start with the Provincetown Film Festival. Ooh. Actually, they're the Provincetown Film Society. They do do a film festival, a film maker's institute, and a small art house cinema called John Waters Edge Cinema, which is a badass. They had to cancel their first film festival for the first time in 22 years, and they're closed.

But you can go stream the movies they were showing in that festival, and the rental fee goes to support the furloughed staff. So visit ptownfilm.org. That's ptownfilm.org to see and rent those films. Awesome. Here's an interesting one. This is Comes From Brittany, who is a co-owner of Classic

Suburned Smocks, an online Smocked Children's boutique, owned by two twin mamas. She says, our company began when we noticed the smocked clothes that we love were outrageously priced. We wanted to dress our own children without breaking the bank. So we set out to find a way to design and manufacture our own adorable classic children's clothing at incredible prices.

Each month, they offer pre-orders and give their customers an opportunity to buy into their great clothing deals. So on Facebook, you can find them at Classic Southern Smocks and on Insta, they're at ATT Classic Southern Smocks and their website is classicsouthernsmocks.com. So go check them out. Put your kids in a smock. Why not?

I'm assuming that's what that means, right? I don't know fashion. But go check them out. That sounds really cool Did I lose you Ronnie? Did you get caught in a smock? Sorry, can you hear me now? I can. Did you hear me coughing? I? Didn't hear you coughing, but then after I was done talking about the smocks you were silent and I wondered Is he caught in his smock? Oh no, I said I'm gonna always have my kidney damp smock. No, it's my mute button on Skype.

I can never tell if it's muted or unmuted. Yeah. It's only been eight years, guys, and I still have trouble knowing what's mute and what's un-mute. No, I agree. I have a mute button on my microphone, and when I press it, about 20% of the times it meets me

and the other times it doesn't mute me, which leads to all sorts of follies. But anyway, anyway, oh god. Technology, am I right? Well anyway, I'll tell you what I'm not going to mute. I'm not going to mute this charter just because we have a problematic deck hand, am I right? Let's get going, huh? Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic-Dic- Welcome to below deck Mediterranean. Wow, Pete. Sure, just got his ball snapped in this episode.

It was great. It was great. It's gonna be a fun episode to recap. But while he got his ball snapped, Jessica got her fingers crushed by herself. Apparently, not only does she have to learn how to do a table setting and how to make a bed, but also how to close a door. Well, I wish I could make fun of that with you, but guess you just hurt their finger on the washing machine door. And what's really sad is that it comes down very slowly. And I still hurt myself.

I'm just projecting, because I have done such stupid, I've injured myself in such stupid ways as well, and it's just easier for me to process it by making fun of Jessica than it is to face the reality of my own bumbling coordination. Well, I like how she does it, because she just goes through the boat saying, out, but she does it as she just goes through the boat saying out, but she does it as a question, which is like my favorite thing. Like she doesn't know like if she should even be crying over this yet.

She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and it's just upstairs smoking and everyone's just like washing things, even Pete's doing something and no one's there to help Jessica, but luckily Bugsy's around. She's like, what's going on? I think I hear the sound of thunder. Bugsie comes in holding a mop while she's cleaning her window and spinning plates on her nose. What do you see? What's going on? She just like puts on her old-timey nurses hat, you know, like the little thing. But like 1921, she's basically like she came directly from the

down-nappy hospital that they had that one season. Yeah, she's like holding like heart-shocker things. I just thought a man from World War One had to walk again. How can I help you with your fingers? Don't tell me someone else has polio here I smashed my finger in the door she goes teach you feel a snap and she goes yeah, I mean, but I snapped I really like music I gotta keep the beat Oh Oh, it's not been captain it's miss bugsy I need you to come down to the ICU. We have a dumb stew who broke her hand on a door Yes, I said that correctly. Oh, okay, send her to the hospital. Be while Pete is like, oh man.

I'm so tense, I need to fuck him, at least I'm just gonna jerk off all over this ocean. Yeah. He really is. He's like, yeah, you know, release bro, yeah. He's like gross. Like, do we need to know that? Take yourself to the toilet and just do it in private, okay? And you know, he's the kind of guy.

He's like, well, they wanted me to just treat her like, what are the guys? That's what I do. Talk about Jirkanov. Yeah, exactly. It's a weird distortion of feminism of like, well I don't see gender, like I'm gonna be grossed to a guy,

I'm gonna be grossed to a girl, see yeah, Jirkanov in your face, like one of the guys. Yeah, so Bugsy is carrying something down the dock like a cooler I guess. And Alex is like already drinking bugs and she's like, I drink after the job. They need me in the hospital right now, table skip for the patients. So she walks by by Pete and he's like, I bugsy, She's like gross. So it's time for the preference sheet meeting.

Different sheet, preference sheet. Chapter four, everybody, a charter for everybody. Look at your preference sheet and Kiko goes, Bernardo! So this is a real estate guy. He's a real estate mogul Bernardo from Miami And listen to how he writes his you know how people write their own intros on this Captains like well here we come with Miami's most elite entrepreneurs

Excited for that I'm sure I'm gonna I'm sure Gloria Stefan has used you many times So Sandy's like ooh Kiko you have a vegan Guys everyone who freaks out about vegan shit. It's vegetables. Like how the fucking card is this? It's a vegetable it's like the easiest thing ever Yeah, like at this point I mean it's annoying because you have to make a whole separate thing but at this point like Just have like a few vegan staples and just do it just I mean

I will always remember that episode of top chef masters where Zoe Deschnell required some vegan food and all like all the like the top chefs in the world Where I like what do I do? They're just like running into walls and like falling over. I can only hold a knife if I've murdered something. They literally turn into the sweetest chef from the Muppet. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's so true. You no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, looking is like oh yeah, they look like a pretty chill group and Sandy goes there from Miami

They're not chill Doesn't work that way And Hannah's like well not to they won a party with a Mary etchy. So there's that Yeah, that's yeah, that's interesting. So then I Don't know I I didn't know Maryachis were a thing in me orca. I thought it was more of a Mexican thing, but I mean whatever you can have I just and like I don't know Just feels like I just am surprised that there be a marriage band in me orca. That's all

Can you hear me? No. I was getting more and more nervous as I was like that. I was like, please help me. Please help me while I back out of this proclamation I made about marriage. I was trying to talk to you and then you just started sounding more and more awkward. I was spiraling because I didn't really have any salient points to make.

And I felt like I had my toe into my riyachi pool and then had nothing to say about it. And somehow it was just sounding ignorant in a weird way. No, well it's officially a problem with my mic, I mean my mute button because now at this time I was like don't be an idiot and so I unmuted it but it kept imuted. Just cause everyone will be okay with you so I unmuted it but it kept imuted. I'm so sorry. Everyone will be okay with you coughing. No, it happens everyone. Because I'm coughing because I'm vaping these stupid things

because like quit smoking and now vaping and vaping turns out not better. I don't know who told me to do this, but it's no better. And last night I was trying not to eat because I'm trying to lose weight. And so I was vaping flavors that I liked instead of eating them. And now I'm coughing up my fucking lung for next day. So, thanks a lot for that advice. All right, we need to, that's a whole other issue,

and we need to, we need to fix whatever's going on there, because that's something's not working. That's not, you've got to re-hack it for everything. My god, it's like, I don't do drugs anymore. And I'll smoke cigarettes. I don't want to eat anymore. What else is there to do? I'm gonna have to start fucking robbing banks to get my rocks off over here.

You know what? I think Whatever it is whatever your vice is I think we should steer away from like vices that may imparole your lungs these days So I think like let's just like let's just segue into a different vice for you and we'll just figure it out from there, okay? Okay, so anyway, Mary Etchie. Mary Etchie, so Jessica is back from the hospital and they have put her hand. I mean, it looks like she has like a snowman puppet on her hand or something,

it's just like this huge cat for her finger. I know, it's like another limb. It's like, it looked like her hand was transformed into a giant q-tip. Giant gigantic. It was like one of those claw hands that you went stuffed animals with. Yeah, she is part she is part pinata right now. It is enormous. So she comes back and Rob's like, is it broken? We've been able able to work I can help you What do you call a broken finger a?

International digit Oh So just goes to Hannah and Malia's bunk where they're eating M&M's in bed. You know, I don't know what happens later in the season. I know it doesn't end well because we know that Hannah quits, right? That's been all over the press. I don't know if she quits or fires or gets fired or gets fired. She's gone for some reason, but I mean, they're sitting there eating M&M's in bed together.

I mean, there's nothing better. There's nothing more for sisterhood or better for sisterhood than that. Yeah. So what happens? What happens? Well, so Jess walks in and she goes, well, it's just a fracture, but I heal really quick. I mean, I got my boobs done and was like working on a charter in one week. A hand is like, well, honey, let's hope your hand heals as fast as your tits, okay?

And then we just get a quick side of Kiko going why are people vegan He was in the middle of his own little like his like Broadway, you know like why Why are people vegan death of a Kiko He rises up on a tire and just ascends to the roof of the yacht Kiko ten Kiko-ton. Kiko-ton? I'm not going to miss my shot! I want to be the vegan in the room where it happens! I can't just turn upside down. So just goes to talk to Captain Sandy and she's like,

what the heck happened? How long do you have to wear that clothing, your little animal, your little stuffed animal machine? Come on. Are you holding a duck? I can't tell. That is a big white. Oh, that is your cast.

Wow, wow, look at that. She's a captain. It's like, well, you know what, your fingers hurt. We may have to bring someone else in. Sorry, you know, there's a lot that's forgivable on this boat. You know, if you just sexually harass somebody, I could make you the captain of your own boat.

Unfortunately, you've broken a finger. So we're going to put you in the meat grinder. OK, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. It's just not going to work out for us. So Bugs, he goes up to Malia and is like... Malia, is you don't beat Santa's stuff? I'm not sure which is for a shockwave. You, or is he just being gross?

I mean, I've never been on a bill. Well, I've been creeped out by a guy so much and such a short amount of time. Hold on! Someone came in with Paulio again, excuse me, boy! Ha ha it's like, well, I think this is worth a chat with Sandy. And just Bugsie. It's like, just Bugsie looking so harried. You know, she looks all worried and she's stressed out about this.

And she's wearing like that little girl's gold headband from like Catacas or like, what's Catacas and when you graduate from catacas Sorry, I'm asking the wrong person. I'm Josh Catacas and I could have sworn is where you bury dead people under a city Oh, so I'm very giggly today. I am too. I'm like loving doesn't have any the best time This is why I love podcasting because when we just sit and they're just like so stupid For thousands of people to listen like this is what like what are we doing with our lives? Yeah, her accessory game. Wow, so she

Cataclysm it is it's a cataclysm of a cataclysm it is a catastrophe. It's a it's a okay cat for 500 please So then Kiko is talking to Pete and the mess and he's like I'm scared of this charter if you're not confident you mess up What is vegan one is daddy? Oh? Vegan My name is Kiko Linda hamilton is Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like what happened? Do you need to run some drugs across the border? And so she's, they start hugging. They do this like a million times this episode. They find the smallest part of any hallway and then they like make out.

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which I think is really funny, I don't know why and she's like, you know Sandy said, oh leave it to you, Hannah and I don't want to fire her. What if I get another Laura? And then we get a flashback of Lara going, if you don't mind that, if you don't mind that lady Do not touch me lady with a double point. Oh god. I love that double point That is like Hannah's like I've never seen a that double point is just so iconic to me like I'm so sad that it's come out so late in Hannah's tenure on this show like that double point should have always been there Yeah, let's take her to this long to get pushed to that double point So Kiko is like and baggy and she's like I and Magzie, and she's like, I don't trust her.

And he's like, I have a problem with her because Toki Toki Toki Toki Toki Toki Toki Toki Toki Toki. She doesn't shut up. You know what I'm gonna say? You know what I'm saying? So you're gonna have my buck back right and Kiko's like, don't worry, I got your back. I'm Kiko. I mean, something to make us feel a little better, everybody. Pete crashes his head into the bed again. I know. It wouldn't be an episode of below deck without Pete Cratz, without someone bopping their head somewhere. So the next morning, everyone wakes up and was like,

good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning. That was my interpretation of Pete waking up in the morning. Is that I think? He wakes up and then just like jerks off immediately So stew meeting and it's like well obviously we're gonna have a few challenges We've got a lady missing a finger and another lady wearing god knows what on her head. What the hell is that? You look like he looks like a pileup on a freeway. You don't want to see the things that I've seen on those battlefields, but the good news is I've just been proposed to my Rob Stock.

So she's gonna leave bugs on service because obviously, you know, she has to. And bugs is like, oh, do whatever you need. Do you need me to put the anchor down? Oh do whatever you need do they need to put the anchor down oh do it she made me the help of palliote oh do it I'll get behind the boat and kick kick kick kick kick to get it to move so bugs he goes up to talk to sandy and she's like uh basically she's like I've been having some string conversations with P he's just been speaking quite rudely about the second steal and everything who left. Well, I guess her name was Lana or Lapa. I couldn't quite get the right name out of him.

All right. So is he talking about things sexually or is he talking about things huggly? OK. It's a different. Thanks, Lee. OK. Are you sure he didn't say he's going to hug with his teeth and not undress her with her teeth?

Because if he's gonna hug her with his teeth Well, you know what actually if you hug someone with your teeth you're biting up. Okay, you know what I see your point No one wants a bite hug. All right. We're gonna take care of this. We're gonna take care of it We're gonna okay pee pee Sandy. I need you to come to the bridge right away right away. So pee comes up there and She's like, all right. Let's just get right down to brass tax. No time for an apps. Okay. I got a charter that starts soon and I'm seriously Considering letting you go. You have five seconds to commit to a hug. Okay. Five four three. Come on.'s all ready for a hug. Two, no, no hug one. Huh? Huh?

He's like, oh, I'm not really sure what to say. She's like, listen, what I've heard is how you talk about women and how you talk to women, less kosher than bacon cooked in chocolate milk. All right. So break it down for me, Pete. Break it down. This is very serious, Pete. He's like, might have said some inappropriate things. I ran, um, might have said some inappropriate, was it the thing about the women or was it the

thing about jerking off onto the ocean? It's brought to you here. If you knew that you said some inappropriate things, then why did you continue to do it? Like, that's what I understand. So he's like, so Sandy is like, well, what makes you think you could speak like that on deck? He's like, I agree. I, I think I became too much of an open book. Oh, oh, okay Sorry, you were just too vulnerable. You're just being too honest to be a ball Oh, yeah, you just put your walls down around people that didn't deserve it Pete Yeah, yeah, you know, it's not okay in the world much less on a boat. Get your head right and consider what's coming, what's coming out of my mouth.

That's right, what's coming into my mouth. Oh yeah, oh yeah. That's what they'm talking about right there. You literally just did it, okay. So don't let it happen again, okay. You're lucky I'm not leaving you on the dock, okay. Just do your job, all right. It's like yes, yes, yes.

But you know, his apology was came so quickly and so easily that like clearly he's been in this position before. Because I think if you truly did not realize, you'd be like, oh, oh, I didn't realize. Oh, wow, you know, but he was, he was even finishing her senses. So I think he knew exactly what was going on. And he's just a piece of shit.

A pig. Yeah, he's a pig. So then we get some shots just cleaning one arm to end up just trying to clean with one arm. She's got the vacuum cleaner. And she keeps kind of towing it. She's like, yeah. And it won't turn on.

And then she goes, oh, I have to turn it on. Yeah, that's something that you can do with one hand, by the way. That's like the on-off function is not something that gets limited by you having a fracture in your middle finger. And then we cut to Kiko going, oh, vegan people. Sinkers. So then Jess is in the laundry room and she just like, confused. It's like, everything is new to her.

Like all her memories of what to do in the yacht were like contained in that middle finger and they have broken. She's like, uh, where's the bingo ball machine? I don't understand how to do this. She's like, guys, I can't see, I broke my finger! Hell! So then Malia calls for Pete and she's like, okay, Pete, this isn't gonna be easy, but you're no longer the lead deck hand and I want you to understand why. I've been pretty lax with everything that's been going on, you know, you're trying to jerk off on the man to raise down there and

just being generally discussing to everyone, but I need to put my foot down now because it's really impacting the whole crew. And on this boat we have a standard. It's a very low low standard. And if you can't even meet the very low standard, that's just sad. So yeah, you're demoted. Yeah, she's like, you have a female captain, a female deck hand, and a chief's two.

Okay, so, or what is that? What was I saying? A bossa. Yeah, a dilemma, sorry. She's like, you're ego in your cockiness. Blah, blah, blah. So he's like, oh, she goes, consider this. You're one, two, and your third warning.

And he's like, I understand. I'm talking like this now, because this is the peat that has a child. And once everyone to think he's very respectable, I will continue to talk like this. Yeah. Now, it's almost like he's, I feel like he's trying to punish us by speaking quietly,

but it's actually really a blessing. So then Pete calls for Bugsie and to talk. And in the meantime, Malia tells Rick and Al, except Pete has been demoted and Rob's like, I agree with it. Huh. Huh. Huh.

Huh. I'm laughing because life is a folly. And I'm like, so Bikes and Pete, Pete's like, well, I just want to apologize. I'm trying to talk less coming in the ocean by using the bias.

By using the slow voice but I just want to apologize for saying you know anything if I said anything oh if I said anything I just I didn't I didn't ever mean to come across to in a way that would make you feel uncomfortable but you know if I did or whatever happened to that made you Historically go report me. I'm sorry that you're crazy So yeah, if I on some strange Occasion did something that you may have interpreted as being gross. I don't want to feel uncomfortable because we all know that This will go a lot easier if you're relaxed. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And she's like, I'm just like a really friendly person. So please don't mistake it for flirting, please.

Yes, thank you. She's like, oh, so am I allowed to sit your boobs right now? Or is that a no? Oh. She's like, this is not my back second chances, even if you're paid. So then we get another quick side of Kiko going oh no me no me vegan

and then Jess she can't button her shirt so she has to go to rob and uh and and so that we can button the shirt and she's like, this is the first you buttoning my blast instead of unbunding it. Am I right? That was my line. So then she's like, oh, but like, could you help me? Because I forgot to put the odor on before I put my shirt on. And so bugs he has to go into her shirt, which is really tight and put on the deodorant. She's like, this is asking a lot. the theater. She's like, this is asking a lot. And I just cured the common code in 2037 and came all the way back here for this. Nurse bugs the actual service. So the guests start showing up. They're walking down the dock and Jess is there last and she's just like yawning. And Sandy sees the primer and she's like,

oh god I love his clothes. Oh wow. Hey I can already tell you're gonna be so much fun, so much fun right? Nothing says fun and easy charter like a bunch of self-proclaimed entrepreneurs for Miami were an crazy outfits. Yep. So Hannah's like hopefully I won't have to bring any of my non-existent spinach. So she takes them on a tour of the boat and stuff and one of the ladies stops to say hi to Kiko and Malia goes to talk to you, wait what's happening now. So one of the guys actually gets a crush on you. There's a moment below deck where everything's happening at one time. Yeah just like a lot of stuff.

Malia gives Alex lead deck hand responsibilities and they're going on the tour and then like one of like the silver fox guys is like, yeah, Kiko, he has his eyes on Kiko. And then one of the guests, I think his name is Gustavo, he was like, can I have vodka and juice, but can you let me taste the juice because the juice in Europe is disgusting the first sign of many high maintenance requests from this group yes this guy's the div well you know he's actually not the main div the main div is the vegan actually who would have thought is that his husband i don't know the relationships but but this guy, the juice guy is like secondary div, but the vegan guy is the one who is making the most requests and being

this, well I won't say he's being the snottiest because they're all sort of at the same level of snottiness, but yeah, the vegan guy is Edwin is the one who is the most out of control. Okay, so, Hannah's like, all right, there's a, let's see, sort of cranberry sort of on, is this a lemon, or neither lemon? And then begins the lemon drama, so she leaves the kitchen. And Bugsie's like, Kike, it's your order lemons. She's like, I didn't know you needed them. I have some over here for, for me, but I didn't know I was like well Hannah should have ordered our lemons Dun dun And so then bugs years like

Hannah the lemons for the interior did you order them did you order the lemons for the interior? And she's like I don't know honey. I don't know honey because I brought the thunder that I had to bring the lemons to She's like I ordered them, but I think they thought that these things, whatever they are, are lemons. They're like, the lines, but they're not their lines. And don't give us your chef, because we need to take care of ourselves, Hannah! Ah! Ha!

Ha! And then we cut back to the table where Hannah's bringing juice to the guy who hates juice. And another guy's like, is this a gluten-free bread? And he's like, oh, juice, disgusting! Yeah, he hates the juice. This is the worst thing I've ever had in my life. So, and then the vegan guy, Edwin, is like,

Hi, could you unpack all my clothes, please? Thank you so much. And maybe steam it or something like that. Whatever, long, long, long, thank you so much. Which is, I mean, admittedlyly that is part of the stew's job but for some reason it like annoyed me when this guy like made the requests to do it as well. I don't know. Do they just seem they're not just steamed everybody's clothes they do it by request. Yeah. Oh, I don't know I thought that I thought the stews unpacked for them though because we've seen it happen on other like other

shows because we've seen it happen on other shows, other charters. But I don't think every time they do, because they're like unpack free, you know, because then Jess has to do it. She's like, ah, you're asking me to unpack free when my fingers broken. God. Yeah. So Alex has some private time with Pete.

And he's like, hey, I know you had a rough morning. Just, you know, you just got to take it like a man and get through it. And he's like, you know, you better watch out for professional Pete. Like why? Like, yeah, because then Alex is like, what's that? He's like, it's the side you guys haven't even seen. Now, why would you not have professional Pete undisplay at your job?

We were supposed to act like a professional. Why, why is it like a punishment? That you're like oh here comes professional Pete like shouldn't professional be to been there since day one Professional pizza on time with his sexual harassment you better watch out So Yeah, so everyone's like the guests are doing Photos and then jasses in the double just like she has her hand That's big. It's it's basically like a giant lacrosse

And then she's like trying to undo this one case and then then Edward comes in He's like, oh hi, um actually you just have to do this one and you know Could you like iron it and like maybe steam it as well because you that great thanks. Hey, can I just like step on your cast I just want to see how durable it is. Okay. Thank you so much Okay, wonderful Psych how can you not feel guilty? I mean, that's not so scary So Hannah's bitching to Malia. She's like juice juice. They click the frees are the mushrooms. It's gonna be so fucking hot Magnus, huh? I

Then in the mess rob's there with Alex and he goes, ask me if I'm an apple. Are you an apple? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm an apple. And Pete just looks at him on mad with his arm on the back of the couch.

He's that kind of so mad. And he's got a new chiron now. It just says, dick hand. It's like, oh, chiron burn. I love a good chiron burn. He goes, I got punched and kicked in the teeth and I needed it. And now I have to bring up professional Pete. It's not always party Pete.

Like no one asked for party Pete. Like literally no one asked for it. And no one, and like one and like stop saying you're bringing up professional beat as if this is gonna this is like like our like the consequence to like we've like we've ruined our own wonderful situation. May I touch your boobies? That's professional beat. That's right. May I touch you, please? So the guy, the juice guy is like, can I have a vodka please? And Hannah's like, with the juice is okay.

And he's like, don't ever bring me this again. Horrible. It's horrible. Why aren't they just freshly squeezing juices? They've got to kind of understand. Consuming how much time Jess has spent just trying to figure out that juicer. At this point, you would have hoped that she would like try to put that into practice and squeeze some juice out for them, but yeah, baby not.

So mushrooms, mushrooms come. And Hannah has to call the yacht provision people to bring some lemons. And Bruxy's like, all right, we got lemons coming. We got lemons where the lemons are. She's Bruxy's like, alright, we got lemons coming, we got lemons, where are the lemons are they coming? She's Bruxy. She's acting like a queen. Lemons are just coming in from the battlefield, we got 15 engine lemons, make some room. So Kiko tells Hannah, he's like, like he's like open your eyes about the lemons

He's like, ah Kiko, you know, she said you're not responsible for the lemons Hannah is and Hannah's like, what do you think I had so much trouble last time, honey? Trust me. I'm sleeping with one eye open one eye open He's like I felt it. I feel things Feelings God on heart All right, isn't layman's note The heat is on in my orca So Vuxie takes some drink orders and the guy orders another vodka with freshly squeezed orange juice. A police if you will.

Yeah. And, uh, and, and bugs makes this cocktail and loves it. Um, and then there's, uh, anchor time, anchor, anchor, anchor, and toys. We're anchoring and we're putting out the toys and we're going to do anchors and toys. And so, the ocean, um, uh, but bugs checks And so, for the ocean. Um, I've been a lot, bugs checks with the guys about the drink. She brings the drink and kind of ladies like, we're trying to find perfect juice for him

because he loves his juices and she's like, what'd you like me to make something up for ya? I can do it. I've just started growing a form of special juice bugs and trees on the top deck. I'll go out there and pick one. Let's see what kind of magical squeeze. So of course she makes this like it looked like a semi intricate drink and that she had to actually squeeze some juice out of some citrus and mix it all up etc. And she's

like, here ya are cool. There's the thunder because I'm bringing it to you. I'm bringing the thunder And then she really does what the customers like this really want anyway Just she just says we just make this special for you. Oh, yeah, something you like. He's like perfect Perfect, oh Jesus Queen. Okay. You got your attention. Okay. It's all for you Okay, you got your attention, okay, it's all for you. Yeah, that's all these duchegs need is just to say this is special and exclusive for you because it's set on their description, right? Like we are some elite entrepreneurs. Whatever it was. So, so then yeah, so they they've docked, I mean they anchor the boat and everything and they put the stuff out and Sandy's like whoa

Those floating docks are pretty cool, huh? Wow. It's like linking at a whole bunch of bananas But they're not bananas. They're a bunch of squares. It's like graham crackers floating graham crackers. God, I love a graham cracker So only I put some of them on jet skis and she's like all right everybody listen Bernardo Please do not go near other boats do not throw things at other people, do not. Okay, okay. And then he goes and like goes right up to people on paddle boards and splashes them. It is crazy. She's like, Bernardo, please don't do that.

Yeah. I mean, that was probably the worst offense truly of the entire episode is that there are these people on paddle board standing there just, know like this like deer in the headlights and he is going straight at them like a game of chicken at the last second he'd like sort of skids away I was like that move alone is so douchey he just do that to strangers it is like how small is your penis sir what is happening here? It's so rude. So Bugsie is still doing the most, you know, she's like, I'm setting up lunch now. I've just, I've just blown up the slide with me on two laps and now here I am setting the table.

And Hannah's like, all right, you're going to do this because I don't need to stress on my break. Listen, if her enthusiasm drives her to do that, go for it. Have fun doing my job, ha-nai! Horaa! So Kiko is now making lunch and he's making all these small plates But he also has to make a quinoa salad, so he's like so mad, he's like... Just like, ah, k kiko kinoa salad vegan ah kiko ploma with the vegan eat all the food it's a hard makiko for us

it's a hard makiko uh so bugsy passes out to ceviche and um he's like kino salad and um he's like, he knows that. And she's like, I hope everything's okay there. And he's like, can Kiko make me more mushrooms please? Yeah, and by the way, that guy is like also mad that the vegan stuff didn't arrive first. By the way, because when she brings out the ceviche,

he's like, where's the vegan stuff? She's like, oh, we're bringing that out next. He's like, I mean, like throws his hands down. Yeah. And then he's like, yeah, Bugs, he says, yeah, we have more stuff coming. And he says, what if she told me there's vegan options and so far she just brought one.

So how many do you want? Yeah, exactly. Like have your quinoa salad, enjoy it. It looks lovely. So, Kiko is up in the galley trying to make these mushrooms, but it sounds like he had some sort of like, maybe like some dried chitake or something, because they are not good.

And he gives one to Bugsie the Sam, and she's like, oh, I can be accurate to have this because I'm a vegetarian. I'm gonna have, oh, no, no, this is, no, it's chewy, it's chewy, it's bad, no, no. I don't know what voice I'm doing for this because I'm a vegetarian. I'm gonna have oh no no this is no it's chewy. It's bad No, no, I don't know what voice I'm doing for her, but she's like we're not serving that And he's like well, it's the quality of the mushrooms. It's all I have. I need a plan B and So Like all the world from me

me. Lock all the world from me. Mother of mushrooms. Give me provisions. So she's like, she scared me. So what else can we do? What else can we do? We have to do something other than mushrooms. I'm a not read my career proud. Oops. So Kiko is fully spiraling over these mushrooms. But in the meantime, he's still like plating food. So he plates some appetizers on one of those little serving boards. That's like a, it looks like a, it's like wooden. It looks like, it's like one of those chargers that Porsche had at her vegan party on Atlanta once.

I have those. They come from home goods. They're like little slices of a stump Yeah, it's like it's like I yeah exactly it's like in what better way to sort of beacon food than to remind people of the The vegetation that you've killed so So so Jess has it she's like oh, I'm so glad you got wooden board This is the moment I've been waiting for all season long. Yes, wooden boards. Dropped it, sorry.

Well, thank God made, thank God God made wood easy to fall. Okay. Timber, sorry guys. So Kiko makes some vegetarian, some vegan gazpacho for the guy and Bruxie's like, this guy's the whole miss, but we're on a 60 foot yacht, he better get it together.

Yeah, so they serve the soup to Edwin and he likes it shockingly. And then they have to add mushrooms onto the provisions list and the provisioners like, like yeah, I'm gonna try to get it today. So it's already like dun dun dun what the mushrooms arrive today Yeah, all sorts of fruits and vegetables

drama today. Yes lots of it So Malian bugs you are just sitting in the mess and they're talking about how Pete Pete basically took his lumps well So they're excited about that for now. I mean, it's only gonna be agree It's only gonna last for like each an an hour's right before part of Pete is back Yeah, I don't know because I think they start cutting him out soon Right, didn't they say they're gonna start cutting him out after a certain number of episodes or something like the second half of the season So I guess that would start Obviously, it's not now so maybe next week who knows I feel like we all

Now we'll never show them again. I think that's what's gonna happen I think that now that they have just yelled at him, I think we're just gonna see him just here and there. We probably won't even see his name on screen. So Kiko and Hannah are going over the menu, and he's like, and then we'll have some harata. She's like, harata? The cheese. Barata, darling.

Say what you're saying, honey. You're just gonna make some more of your mucaca. Am I right, honey? I'm gonna say what you're saying. I'm gonna say what you saying honey. So what you're saying honey You're just gonna make some more of your mucaca am I am I right? And for the vegan he's gonna make spaghetti zucchini with pomodoro Because he's well he wants to make a mushroom thing But he's afraid the mushrooms want to arrive on time. So there's a lot of a lot he has a lot of anxiety

Because he's afraid that he won't be able to like fully execute his mushroom dreams. Yeah, then we get quick shots of everybody working and Edwin asking to get his stuff steamed and then your work card. And then Rob is talking to Pete and he goes, we need to get this, we need to get in this CAC bro. You know what that means? And Pete goes, SHI, yes. Huh, huh. Yeah, I don't say bad words.

Not professional Pete, not professional Pete, alright. Party Pete says SHI T the other time, It's not professional peat and I'm professional peat alright party pizza is a chitio the time But professional pizza is a chip as in ship as in friendship and also what we're on So Malia tells Pete things for the day Pete he's like sorry Started out rough little little buddy and she's like yeah, it happens don't where we learn from it right? Yeah, I learned that women are super sensitive that he just can't say things around them. Otherwise, they're just gonna yell you because they're on their Period, so thank you lesson learned So the guests get dressed and bat bucksie setting the table with your white gloves and the guest are dancing and bucksie's bringing them drinks and

Uh-oh, where's dinner because the first guest ever to arrive on time for dinner are now on the boat. And well, they are ready to complain because dinner's supposed to be at 9.30 and at like 9.31, they're like, when are we eating? It's taking a long time. When are we eating? I'm like, okay, you guys have been there for like one minute.

But to be fair, Kiko is behind and it takes a full half an hour before they're able to sit down. I know, come on Kiko, don't make juice guy right. I know, don't make juice guy, cause juice guy is like, um, Oh his name is John Carlo, he's like, um, wasn't dinner at 930, seriously? Oh my god. It's 940 what now, so. Um, so, but he's like, wow, Kikoiki is really putting a little pressure on himself at the same time. I'm here to help chopping stick him hammering

The skype will keep out. He's like I need a mushrooms. Okay. I'll just give me a moment I'm just gonna find some mold around here and just have a set at the corner look I made mushrooms Mushrooms mushrooms So the guys are like we're going upstairs because if you go to your table and you're mad that makes things go faster So they go up there and then stuff is Served stuff starts coming out sort of because like the first six plates come out But then there's still other plates that need to come out and he has to do this whole elaborate thing because the mushrooms do come through and he like Kiko has this whole thing where he's putting the mushrooms in foil packets

and then he's like lighting some alcohol around it so it's like dramatic and Sandy's just standing over being like how's it going? Huh? How's dinner? Dinner's at 9.30 though, and it's 10, huh? What's going on? Am I making you nervous right now? I'm trying to add the pressure. How's it going? How's it going? How's it going? Tell me if I breathe on your neck. How's this feel? Yeah. How's that feel on my, on your neck, huh? Hey, you know where they call it, a wet willy? Now you do.

Yeah. Yeah. I've ever gotten a wedgie. I know you like making wids out. It's here's a wedgie. Whoa! Hope I'm not distracting you. Just your boss lingering over your shoulder. So Kiko ends up the first six plates, but he's got to still plate the vegan things.

And he's feeling like shit or whatever. And then the guy's just like, oh, everybody, please, please start eating. Please don't wait for us. We've been waiting for almost half an hour. Please, please, please eat. Watch us suffer while you eat. I'm just a vegan who gets his food served afterwards as we saw earlier today. Don't, don't mind. I only got my shirt steamed for this occasion. Just no, go ahead, go ahead.

It's fine. Captain's like, I'm so confused. The last dinner with 72 plates, it was incredible, but now I made a loss. I mean, this just has to be faster. Yeah. So, um, so finally, this stuff is ready. So, so Kiko brings up these like mushroom teriyakis that are in these foil again The foil pack is they got fire and everyone's like Kiko Kiko because of course they're like bitching behind his back But since like half of them find Kiko really hot. They are like Kiko. We love you So they're like eating it and I don't know like I Thought I like the drama of like the fire around the foil

But then when they're actually eating it it was like what's the no the the non vegan things were like Delegate and beautiful and then the people who were eating the mushrooms It just like was a big thing of foil with mushrooms in With their forks and the foil no no no That was yeah, if you ever eat something out of foil it doesn't end well, okay? Especially if you've got metal filling some your teeth Yeah, I kind of feel like it should have been like all the mushrooms in one big full packet and then he serves the mushrooms out of the full packet for people or

something like it just looks very odd. Yeah, so just as student cabins and then Malia tells Pete to go to bed and she's teaching him, no no she's teaching him how to monitor the screen street the overnight thing that they do. Yeah, and he's like, I'm letting the whole crew down. I need to be professional. I need them to believe in me again. I'm like again. I don't think they believed in you ever, sir. Do you know how hard it is to get some poo say-say when people don't believe in you on your team? I need to fix this! And if it means listening to a woman tell me what to do, then so be it. when people don't believe in you on your team. I need to fix this.

And if it means listen to a woman tell me what to do, then so be it. So now the guests have finished all their food and they're, well they're finished their first course. And they're like where's the food, where's the next, where's the next course? They're like ringing, they've got all these like things that they can jangle.

They got like various bracelets and chimes. They're like, so they're just being like drunk and obnoxious up there and Kiko is Plading nervously. He's like a wreck and then I don't know if you caught this Ronnie But in the middle of all this madness they just cut to rob lying in his bed staring at space like Like armada hoodie right now don't speak with me while I stare into space. How odd is the human condition that while one person could be so frenzyed, another can just lie here on his back?

Today's events have led me to ask myself, am I a banana? Top bunk, bottom bunk. What about in between bunk? So everybody the guys are starting to get really pissy and they're all jangling their shit They're bringing so fucking obnoxious and he's made this purple mash with a seabass on top So they serve that and it's almost 1045 now So everyone you know everyone actually loves their fish except for Bernardo that made the primary who is like, um, this is raw. So he sends it back. It sounds like he was actually maybe right as much as it begrudges me to say it.

So he sends it back to get it cooked some more. And then while his fish has gone back, Bernardo is talking to the table and did you notice that he had like an air pot in his ear? God these two. So he had an air pot in one ear and then his boyfriend or husband or whoever had the other one in his ear. So there was like listening to like a podcast or music or something. Oh, I bet that's what it was because it's like they probably were not allowed to play music And they're like, I'm sure there was a whole thing like, but when you tap music, while we eat, I'm sure there was a thing like that. Yeah, they're probably like having like couples music. Like why do you have this one air pod?

I can't even believe I missed the other air pod. So there was like, oh, that's so annoying. It's so, so, That's so thembo, right? We need music. Let's just play our own. I mean, they were either listening to music or a podcast. What else would they, what else would they possibly have been listening to?

Probably not a podcast, but who knows? So Bugsy is like, I'm so sorry about your seabass. So she goes down the key, go and gives it back to you. This needs to be cooked more. I mean, everything, listen, you did find, don't beat yourself up, Keke. Everything looked good, except for that pink sea, disappointing little sea bass. That's that little sea bass. If I were chief chef, I would have chosen a better piece of sea bass. He's like, I know she's trying to make me feel better, but

it doesn't, everything is on me now. So! So he makes a new plate and Hannah brings it up as she just puts it in from a Bernardo like, here, honey. It just looks so pissed. She looks so pissed. I hope you check on it, fucker. Hope you enjoy that house music and your ear while you eat this stupid piece of fish you dumb fuck. Yeah, and thanks, he e-tails, Hannah. She needs me, Hannah!

She just needs you to get off. I didn't even say that, but that's great. So she's entered a bed and then Justin Rodd just bought a snuggle brah. Yeah, just like let's have a snuggle moment. And so the guests finish their meal, but some of them are still hungry. So Hannah comes downstairs to the galley and she's like, Hey, honey, we got a big proportion size. It's hey, they're still hungry. Honey, hey, honey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey So it's like more fish moreparagus more mesh Porky ghosts just about to you know jump overboard. He is now fully like

He is now he is losing his mind. He's like they make me feel like shit I like like I'm not good enough like I'm not good like today is the world day of my life I think and they're just jingling. They're fucking jingling things upstairs. Oh God He's like I'm so dumb. She's like. Oh god. He's like I was gonna dumb I was like who's dumb. He's like me. I've done the music Oh Gosh, I wish I could remember all my Broadway songs. I couldn't think of any any Broadway songs this entire episode was driving me nuts I couldn't think of any Broadway song, this entire episode of it was drive me nuts.

Dispruse up. And that was pretty much it. So will he be able to make seconds for everyone, or will they just be hungry? Who knows, maybe Captain Sandy has to get on that panini press. You know, she has a big family, I've served a lot of people and a lot of families. I could just make some ham and cheese sandwiches.

It's like hugs for the soul. Well, that brings us to the end of Bolognick Mediterranean. I'm sure we'll see what happens next week. I'm guessing it's going to be a big bowl of lemons and a fuck you from Kiko. But we'll see. Looks like it and looks like Hannah and Sandier are going to have a serious conversation. So maybe we're getting close to finding out what what happens. What happens to them. But in the meantime, everyone go check out crapencemerch.com to get your masks because they're very important and are so bravo themed and stuff. So as long as you have to wear a mask, Maazel will make a fun mask, huh? So crapencemerch.com.

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