Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Quite Frankly

Episode Date: September 7, 2022

Kyle crosses some professional lines as he falls truly madly deeply in love with Frank, a charter guest who suffers from GWD (gay wit deficiency). Is this the start of another Below Deck Mediterranean romance?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What happens Crab Hello and welcome to Watch a Crap In. It's a podcast, but all that crap I'm bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the wonderful and hilarious and lovely and superb Ronnie Kerrham. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Whoa, hello, Ben! Hello! How are you doing today? Good, what a sweet episode of Below Deck, man! I thought it was so good! It was hilarious to me. I was cracking up. The whole thing was so hilarious and ridiculous. I

I don't know if I guess I found it sweet although I thought the very last moment even though I thought the very last moment was ridiculous. I couldn't deny that for them it was a very romantic moment but I was thinking about. Come on. I don't eyes. I am a cold-hearted snake and I said it was a, I was like, you know what, that's pretty cool for them. But I also just, the snake in me just couldn't help but feel like, oh Kyle, you've just been sold to vacation fantasy, I'm sorry for you. Well, vacation fantasies are so romantic.

It's when you still believe in people, you know? Yeah. You know, it's less romantic. Well, a lack of professionalism. Hey, he didn't blow the guy on the boat. Okay. So to me, that's a win. I feel like he deserves a raise for that. Because I really thought this is ending with Kyle, you know, you know, getting butt sex in the guest room or whatever. And Captain Sandy, like, well, you know, you know, getting butt sex in the guest room or whatever. And Captain Sandy, like, well, you know, that was, but I don't, I don't know about butt sex in the, in the guest suite, okay? But if we're giving away the whole thing, I mean, it is a recap.

So I guess people have already watched this, but I was very proud of him. Because last week I was like, oh my God, don't be going down on somebody with open source in your mouth. Like, come on, basic sex education people. So I felt like a real old queen this week when I was like, oh my God, congratulations. What wonderful behavior and closed mouth kissing. I felt like a nun at a Catholic school dance.

I don't know. I mean, again, I was surprised at how much I was like, you know, that was like a lovely moment for them there in the street. Like, it was literally like a rom-com. They were kissing in the street. Traffic is waiting for them. I was like, that is kind of cool.

But then I also spent a lot of the time being like, oh my God, this is so ridiculous. And just like, the things that Kyle was saying were so over the top, like, oh, I just liked to be in your war all. Like, I've never met someone who's grounded me so much. I'm like, yeah, Kyle was like riding his vows the whole episode. I'm like, I'm like, you know what, I'm like, you're his employee right now. I don't know. It was so crazy to me.

Yeah, I don't know. I thought it was cute, but yeah Kyle Kyle was definitely like that, but I was like that when I was younger too I mean in love with everybody at all times, so that's why I don't date, you know, because I'm crazy I'm crazy like that. So I got it. I was like that so nice and then Frank was like I just saw 85 pounds. Oh my god Frank. Look at you Congratulations. You won a call. You know?

Yeah. So pretty cute. I know. Okay, thanks for being at this recap, everybody. That was it. My name. So the episode opens up. By the way, go to Watch a Craft and Talk.

I'm going to patreon.com slash watch a crap and support this feature. So the episode opens up with, we're in the middle of this around the world, Meal at where Natasha has decided to do a wine pairing and it is slowed down, Dave's service. So unfortunately, he is very difficult to make sliders are not as fresh as he would like them to be. Yeah, people are like, what is going on?

Oh my god, the bow buns are out of order. So Kyle's like, everybody, we got chah! And they're like, bow buns. And he's like, eh, joinah, bow buns. Maybe under 10, but everything's fidgety, and anyway, so let's draw this one. Yeah. And Dave is just true. This one. Wine.

Yeah. And Dave is just like, stewing down there. He's like, everything's been a failure. It's been a total failure. Just like. Dave, I just saying something down there. No. We're tired, Dave.

Fish and chips. We've got fish and chips coming, paired with red wine for England. And now all the guests are over this shit You know, it's like how to buck chuck taste in every country or whatever so they're over this shit And they just start ordering cocktails and cause like So the chef brings up dessert and He said well what oh yeah, no

And he said, well, what? Oh yeah, no, I was, keep going. Well, he says, desserts here are guys. Is that not what happens? No, it's just, I was just laughing because I loved that when the fish and chips were presented. They're like, where's this from? Oh my God. Japan, you know, like, and she's like,

England. Japan. You know, like, and she's like, so anyway, they did also one of the gaze to the thing that you love, which is that when they clear that the dinner the gate goes, hey, that hated everything, as you can see. And cause like, oh, I can tell. So then chef brings up desserts and he's telling us, well, they love it, but I had things ready to go at once. They could have pulled whatever one they wanted. They could have just said, wow, I like fish and chips. I'll have this one.

Wine pairing makes life difficult. Well, you should have fucking listened. Also, your food is all just stupid fried food, Dave. Stop acting like you had some like classy ass. You were putting fish and chips next to sliders next to what was the other thing he had on there? Was it a meatball? It was Dave. Make an effort. There was like a ravioli in a bowl. Yeah. So you're going to have a ravioli next to a slider next to a fish and chips. Like you're lucky she had this all separated because if it was all served at once,

they would have been grossed out. A guarantee. This was also, I believe, the first meal we've seen without a red mirror glaze on something. Oh, no, there was a glaze on this. On the, on the, on the, oh, no, no, no, no, no, you're right. This is July.

I did say the glaze comes later. Yeah, but it was later. I was like, how is he gonna turn this chocolate cake into something that has red mirror glaze and there it is. And one of the girls is like, I think a lot of Stereo Free, right? And he's like, yeah, I'm like, oh my God, he is that blessing.

Stereo Free, Trilato. Ah! So then Jennifer wants to get into pajamas. And she's like, wait, you guys, she says it to Kyle and to Natasha. She's like, you guys should change into pajamas also. And Kyle's like, well, all he has to listen to the promeries. So I guess I'll do that. I was surprised he didn't just rip open his like his shirt and just already had pajamas on underneath. So Wednesday. So

Stefan Tosh in the kitchen. She's like that was the hectic service one day. And he's like he was shit. What was I love to do there? Maybe it was the wrong decision to do one service because it was hectic but the guest love there There, did you love it? Like eyes. Once loved you until my heart was ripped from my chest, thrown on the ground, stomped on without even a red mirror glaze. Did you say something, there? It was fine. It's fine.

It's fine. Just the pinings of a boy raised around car fires. I got tired. So the guests have on, they're complimenting each other as pajamas. And when it's like, oh my god, fancy, this feels expensive. I think it's from Amazon. Which I feel like is all of our conversations at all time. This is really nice. It's from Amazon.

So Kyle changes into a shorts and T-shirt combo, his tie-dye-ish kind of thing. So he goes in and Natasha is now transformed into doding mother. She's just so happy that her son is playing with friends. She's like, ah, has playing with his guys. It's love, and she says, it's a pizza party. It's a theme. We have themes every night and bored. My favorite theme is girl who likes to party a lot of housework people party

at. That's bar theme. I love a love story. I've always been this rebellious angel. Paper think I'm a sweet innocent, but I get why I was murder. Literally, to me, I could story. Something is about love and then murder. It's like she probably is a murder. She's coming, she's starting to come off as a murderer. To murder.

Are you getting murderer from her? Yeah, I am getting murderer. You know, she's like she probably is a murder. She's coming, she's starting to come off as a murderer to murder. Are you getting murderer from her? Yeah, I am getting murderer, you know. She's like, I have decisions, make good stories. I'm like, well, thanks. I have a broken arm and now you've got a story. Great. By the way, speaking of love, et cetera,

I made a showger on the last, last, below deck podcast where I announced very proudly that Hannah was going to be on the CBS Love Boat reality show. I was wrong. She is going to be on the real love boat, but she's going to be on the Australian version, which I guess is premiering around the same time as the American version. So understandably, it was very, very confusing to me. So I apologize, and I want everyone to reset their expectations of saying Hannah when they inevitably pretend that they're gonna watch

the real love vote. Yeah. On the American when you get, you still get Rebecca, not Rebecca, what's your name? Yeah, Rebecca Romaine and... Yeah, Rebecca Romaine and Jerry O'Connell. Just not Hannah or all. They will be now honey eyes.

Mapp. That's great, so Kyle watches way too much bravo. So he's with the guest and he's like, oh, I know what we can do. Let's play Rose and Thorn. Yeah, so doing Rose and Thorn of the Charter. So this guy, Daniel says, well, first of all, meaning all of you was for sure the Rose because I app you guys are just

Absolutely lovely people. I mean the fact you guys are so nice to us. It's almost like you're being paid to be nice to us It's crazy And I was like well, oh girl. Oh, I was gonna go first but I'll go second of never thought I would be tricked to another person in a long while. But I saw his smile and just so genuine and I believe in love again. Yeah, cuz I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I was like, whoa, hey, here's such a calming aura when I'm around him. It keeps me very grounded and secure. I locked the energy and I want to be around you and get to know you even more I'm like

That this is a lot you're crazy. What is wrong with you calm the fuck down, dude It's rose in the world not not rose and Holy So child he's like, Chees, squeeze. And they all cheers. And then it shows Sandy's bed, and the door, or Sandy's bedroom, and the door is closed.

And then back and Frank and Kylie are cuddling and cars like, oh my God, you fucking noise. I know, because I could definitely get floated if I'm not careful about this interaction, but being part of the LGBTQIA Plus community, it is very difficult to find a true connection and what's more important. Job, or something that feels like a true connection but is really just a guy on holiday? Who's just opening his heart for a little bit so we can have some fun and then go back

to the States and probably won't call me again. You decide. I need to stop you, I need to do some work, things, car leaving the air like a clock block. It's alright, we've got the rest of our laws, don't we Frank? I'm never going to wake up another morning without being in Frank's door, I'll tell you that much. Let me tell you something, when you play Rosen in Thorn, you can get rid of everyone else, but as long as Frank keeps that smile, it's gonna be a great guy.

So now they're cleaning, because it's basically, the cosmon basically just hanging out until like 145 and Natasha's like, let him, which I actually think is pretty cool of her. Like, it's not professional per se, but like, I think that's pretty chill that she was just like, okay, you go play with your friends, I'm gonna do this stuff on the side. Well, if she was doing the work, you know what I mean?

Like if she was, if she was letting, if she was like, okay, he's found love, so I'll do the work and just let him have a night. But she didn't do the work either. She did half-assed work too, because Tau you has to wake up and do with it the next day And she's like what's the big deal? It's cleaning. Oh really? Then why don't you fucking do it? So anyway, she's talking to Kyle and she's like I don't want us to be in trouble with you being all the familiar. You know what I mean?

So I shouldn't hope you anymore. Not with me, Kyle. I didn't even wipe down the ball. What mess. So they clean and she's texting her boyfriend. She's like, love your love. I'm going to bed. Yeah, this text relationship they have is just getting worse and worse. It is. It's just like another day, right? Love looks at it. Yes, I think she likes getting these guys, and she likes getting kind of psycho guys, and then just pushing all the psycho buttons. Yeah, I mean, that's how those relationships work, right? She loves the love bomber,

but then she like, resist the love bomber at the same time, and then the love bomber goes nuts, and but then they also push her away because they're love bombing. It's all fucked up. So basically, they run in, they see Z, Z talks and he's like, oh, I saw you guys looking really cozy on the couch, you know. But more or less, they all just go to sleep. And so now it's, well, when the tip tip is high, you remember these responsible for that eye.

So yeah, they got a bed and the second day of Charter Sandy is looking at paper maps, which I thought was like a fun departure. She's like this in here's screen, liar. Okay, listen here, liar screen was not showing me wind. I'm looking at this paper map and yep, still don't see wind. Yes, conspiracy. Oh, geez, this is just my old Indigo Girls poster. Okay, where are my maps? That's real embarrassing. So Talia is like,

Hey, Korya, Tasha, thanks so much for the missing laundry, thanks. And then we see Courtney jumping in the water and getting on the jet ski. They're really trying to push this storyline that Courtney is great with the jet ski and just getting better. And the sea. With the tender, with the tender, it's a jet skater. Oh, last week was the tender, but now is the jet ski.

It's not this one with the jet ski. I love the arc of Courtney going into the water to get the water. The water's down. That's so funny. Can she do it? Can she get on the water thing down. That's so funny. Can she do it? Can she get on the water thing and hook it on to something? So Kyle still passed out. And then Cornia does this thing.

She's like talking to Kyle or to Z where she's trying to do a storm. She starts doing like a South African accent, but she just sounds like herself, right? She's just like, Hey, I'm South African. I've been to Jones town. I've been to Johannesburg, Cape Town, and I like to twerk. That's me, Courtney from South Africa. So then we go to Chef and Talia, and she's, they're talking about the guests having guest having fun and she's like they did have fun last night Right and he's like we're all I saw was Kyle over there. I don't I don't know they're making some It's not a tall. Yeah, yeah, oh it's not all yeah Sorry, I can't be bothered I can't be bothered by calling but you're most because the boat is dirty

Okay, they left the boat like a pig's toy. The stairs aren't done. The floors look manky and you could have done so much to put me ahead this morning, but you didn't and furthermore, I don't do dope. So shut up. I want to say I'm over it. So thank you because I have Tasha written down. That was even my fault for the Dringen bull shit.

Yeah, I've done that a few times. It's a much stranger interaction if it's toss you saying that stuff. So then Storm and Z are working with the slide and Natalia is cleaning walls, angryly. She's like, Google make a wall would have been nice if this wall was cleaned when I woke up. But it wasn't, wasn't it dirty wall? And then we see Z jumping off the boat to connect a line to the slide, so we sort of like getting an uncourt new story there. And then Natasha is giving Kyle coffee. Like the morning coffee delivery is a very big part of the season, so the fact that she's making him coffee

symbolizes something. She's like, I'm gonna give you a coffee and I'm like some other people I don't leave a lecture door for you to walk in the door and knock it over and start your day that way. Isn't that right Dave? What? Did you say something? No. So Natalia sees this and she's like a coil. Well you're enjoying your lovely coffee. I did the floors, the main deck, the deck deck, the blow deck, the above deck, the behind the deck, the round the deck. I even did the deck that caught me was putting on the chain and trying to bring up on the outside. All right, which she did heroically, I might add.

All right. You know, it's a bit... and Tasha's like, well, after she had been on the other foot and she'd been up to four A in cleaning, she would understand, I mean, it's a bit of cleaning. It's not like it's the end of the world. Yeah, it's obnoxious, though. Like, you guys were hanging out and now she has more work to do today and just makes it all harder. So, um, and then we see Z trying to, he's like, trying to climb the slide, he's like being joky.

Z is, they just pretty much cut to Z just doing something silly. Anytime they need to transition to something. So it's just Z on the slide. And then, um, and then they're like, uh, talking about uniforms, Kyle and Natasha, talking about uniforms that the guests are going to wear for the little little little thing that they're going to be having. And then Natasha gets a text from her boyfriend. And the text is like, just let me know at the end of the days. You're doing okay. So I don't worry so much. That's all. Like dude, you work on a yacht too. You understand what being a chief's do is all about. Why are you acting crazy like this?

He's controlling and crazy. So then Kyle is one of those people who sees a whistle and blows it. I'm sorry if you're that kind of person, anybody out there. Oh, that's such a specific and accurate read. Because they have whistles for props for this Olympics thing. And he sees a whistle. He's like, oh my god, it's a whistle. Oh my god, it's fucking annoying.

Sandeys, like, touchdown. Oh, I don't even know why he said that. I just felt something happened on this boat. Commissars, here comes one right now. So then, Storm is telling the Dakans. He's like, all right, go on. I'm going to say something that I said to my passengers, the first to my drove my car when I was six years old, be super loud and fun and shouting in case anything goes wrong. For the Olympics and Jason goes, you mean

be like an American. Yeah, that was some commentary for me because I watched in commodities. Yeah, that's you Jason, super cheerful and viby. That's what everybody says about you. So Storm's like, I didn't know I would be boasting, but now I can't imagine anything else. I want everybody happy. So I can say, I did everything I could. It's hard as I could to make them happy. Like, okay, calm it down.

Crazy eyes. Okay. Back down mustache. So now everybody is getting dressed for their costumes. They're just basically swimming suits, right? So Kyle puts on one of the lady swimsuits. He's like Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and then pulls the back up so it's a thong and his butt cheeks. Yeah, and and then also I noticed that one of the gay has had a tattoo of the scales of justice on this back

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Oh God. So then now they all gather on the back and say he's like, welcome to the Mel T's mini Olympics on board motor home yacht. We have the Adams family over here because that's Adam the primary, even though he's not getting any screen time because Frank is stealing it all from him. And then we got team home and they are already bubbling because the signature of our boat is losing stability. All right, who wants to start? I'm not going to do this entire Olympic scheme to bunch of people yelling, screaming, and running around the boat.

I will say this, here's a whistle. Here's a whistle. Look at me not blowing. I just want to prove that I can hold a whistle without blowing it until it's necessary. Okay, it's over. Oh my god, she's got so much for strife. Well, there's a lion Kyle. Okay, and part of being a crew member is knowing where that line is in terms of blowing whistle. Okay. All right, everybody back to work. So then

Kyle's like, no, my, I've got to be done to slaughter me. So he runs over to the slide and slides in with the guests. And then he's like, got his arm around Frank and the water and the captain's just watching this like oh Geez is this what's happening while I'm in front of the Netflix? man god oh She's like I got to stop watching that tinder's tinder swingler because I'm really missing out on some stuff So if I wasn't so obsessed with what's gonna happen with Emily in Paris guys a dangerous place for such a young girl with Emily and Paris. That's a dangerous place for such a young girl.

Okay. I really can't get sucked into Russian doll any longer because there's a lot of hygiene happening on deck that I need to be taken care of. Hey Kyle, back to work now. Back to work. Back to work now. Kyle, hey Kyle, I got a whistle up here. You can blow.

Come on Kyle. Come on. So Kyle's like, come on, find. Come down the floor. I want to see you find. Come on, Kyle. Come on. So, um, Kyle's like, come on, find come down the slaughter. I want to see it. Find come on, like, Kyle, I mean it, get back to work. And she tells

us it's a fine line when guess why I'm hanging out with you. You know, some people don't know when to end the fun. But if you respect yourself and your industry and Emily, who's alone in Paris, who knows

what could happen to her? Don't cross the line. But I trust every crew member until they start doing heroin in their toe, it's snorting up, you know, drain, no, and any other kind of illegal drug that shouldn't be allowed on the boat, like canner. I'll trust them. Listen, I trust every crew member until they act like hot water in a Parisian apartment and turn cold as they cannot be trusted.

Okay. So then court's like, I'm going to do the jet ski. I was like, oh, God, here we go with part eight of the documentary of the twerker and the fucking jet ski. Okay. So Storm's like, why is she just squinting the jet ski queen? I mean, she's coming hard. That's how I would do it.

And then Kyle is getting very anxious that he's gonna get in trouble from, you know, acting on professional. Blitin'ly, unprofessional. And he's like, I have never felt this torn before. I mean rule number one, don't get romantic with guess.

Not even guess you have just the most amazing smile, but I don't want to lose this. This is probably gonna happen once in a million charters and I need to figure out a way of showing my interest without losing my job. I'm like, I think that's too late. I think you're like, I think that like your interest has been noted and observed. I don't think you, I think the time to try to show that with subtlety has, has way past. Yeah, that ship has sailed, but I mean, I mean, come on, Torch, we've been good at, we told, we've been good, and she says, ah, no, not really. Oh, sorry. So now everyone's working except for Jason, and Courtney's calling the banana was Z. And Z tries this whole

like obviously we have chemistry but we both know we like each other just to spend so just friends chemistry straddling a banana and thinking of nothing else but friendship oh in moments like these I learned how to be professional because as a child, I once had to do dishes. Thank you. That's my back story. A little call back to my back story.

So then Natasha gets a text from her boyfriend and it goes, I know you're busy. I'm sorry. Why? Don't date people who send these text messages? This is not, this is not, like, this is not, he's like doing a guilt trip, a guilt trip, text message in the middle of the day, this is not good. So she's like,

Where should I reply that I can't talk right now? Cause like, yeah, report that. And then upstairs storm is sending Jason on 15. He's like, all right, you take 15 and then come back and then call when he's done in 15. You follow when he's done. She's like, all right, should I do the Tim Trican? He's like, oh my God, don't have any more

cold metal stanchions, all right? That arc is already arc for now. Give it 10 more minutes. Oh, right. But I mean, you could honestly just throw like a towel out there and I'll go down and fetch it and attach it to a hook. I'm fine with really anything. I just really like the storyline of mine. It's like fine. But so he tells Jason to go down. He said it's at 717 and he says Jason, go down, take a shower, eat some, eat some food and come back up in 15. So meanwhile Dave is in the kitchen making a cake and the cake

he says it's the black pearl and he's gonna make a cake of the black pearl from like parts of the Caribbean and he says it's gonna be like a chocolate cake and he says you know I've made the black pearl once before and it was all dark chocolate and this time it's a pink one it's definitely It was all dog chocolate and this time it's a pink one. It's definitely next level. No, it's just another one of your cakes that has red mirror glaze on it. It's three boxes of sliced together with some fucking mirror glaze on it. Come on! It doesn't.

It's not even like carved to sort of look like a ship. It's just like you said, it's just three boxes, like each other. I was watching with Dom and he goes, it looks like spam that fell in the water. So Kyle passes by Natalia and he's like, how do you even tell ya? And she's like, everything, I'm doing everything. It's like, oh, this is about to blow.

So then another text from La, he's like, I'm just so desperate. So desperate to talk to you. And then Natalia's like doing the table-scape and everything. And Kyle has now found Frank in the hallway and he's talking to me. And Frank is like, I'm Sarah. I'm sad. It's the last night. It's not the last night. It's not the last night.

It's never the last night. I promise you. I'm only closing the one. So then on the deck Courtney is asking where Jason is and strong. I'm like, do not find him. I said 15. It's been 45 and Jason's like, why are you said to eat and shower? I can't do that in 15 minutes. And Courtney's like, I'm just passing it on. Just passing it on. That's what's been talked about upstairs. I said it country when I said that right. Like I'm from the south.

No, not at all. So storm, storm, Jason. So I can't do the static. No, that wasn't static. That was me just one anyway I'm putting on my blocks I'll be ready in three minutes and Storm's like I told him 45 minutes and sees like there's always at least one person like Jason in the workplace who's always got to be defiant I don't

respect that. You know, cause a good worker does his dishes. Good people do dishes. I'm doing dishes now. So then, now Frank needs waters and like, and Kyle pretends to hop into his arms. It's not big. Anyway, so then Kyle finds Frank. He has that face of yours.

I was like, he just laying it on so thick. It's just like, I mean, it works. Actually, that's the most amazing part. So then the captain comes into the galley and sees this pink boat cake thing, and I'm like, wow's she gonna react to this you know because she's so picky about stuff but since this is her like polyamacism she's like oh wow it's beautiful it's like it didn't though did you say something Dave did you say something something Dave. I could say something. God, I could marry you after seeing him. So now they're all getting ready for dinner. Liam gets into drag. He becomes like, he's beautiful. He actually is.

He's gorgeous. And he looks quite a bit like Naomi from Southern Charm too. I'd like to add. And, and then meanwhile, Courtney and Zee are just complaining about Jason. They're just like on like the bow with a stern. They're on one end of the boat and they're just complaining and saying, everything's an argument with him and how like, he should have so much more respect for Storm. But then he like comes and like interrupts them and so they're like, did he hear, did he hear? But of course, he's like, he's like, Storm and Zee and Courtney, like they've got their little click, so I feel absolutely like I'm an outsider.

So yeah, it sucks for me for sure. I'm like, well, you're an outsider because you're an asshole. Like who wants to hang out with the asshole? Who wants the asshole and they're click? Bling. So then Talia is, I don't know, I wrote Talia into Bambi.

What does that mean? Oh, because Liam's alter ego is named Bambi is, I don't know, a rote tolly into Bambi. What does that mean? Oh, because Liam's alter ego is named Bambi and she's like, oh I'm not into girls, but I can be for Bambi especially if she does a cleaning like she's supposed to. But Bambi could be with a duty bar, she wouldn't wood she, oh I love Bambi. would she all the baby wrong so now it's happy birthday time so they have some pin yokey and some forget to tell you and Z is asking the chef if they're gonna go get shit face tomorrow and he's like oh no no no no two nights from the row I haven't caused trouble I'm just gonna go and keep you like that then yeah I gotta keep tomorrow's self because the key learns me. We don't get along. So then, Dave is presenting the food and Taya's going down to clean the rooms.

She's like, oh my Jesus, Lord of Jesus, Lord and Christ, pray for me, this hairspray and all the countertops. So Kyle comes to check on people at dinner. He's like, hey, it was dinner. And Frank's like, even matter with you here. And he's like, hey, it was dinner. And Frank's like, even matter with you here. And he's like, oh, you ready for just sit. He's got his hands on his shoulders. So it's like so crazy. So just because we haven't been it, yet this episode, Kyle, you're fired.

You're fucking fired. Okay, it's a fuck off the boat, dude. Oh, God. So Sandy is still just like now the cake Okay, it's a fuck off the boat dude. Oh God so Sandy is still just like now the cake is even more finalized because now there's sales on it so I should wow That's crazy. I can't believe you made a pirate cake. Wow, you know what remind me you know I once was you know attacked by pirates if you ever heard about this it was Somalia some years ago It was a crazy thing. Hey did everyone leave the galley when I started telling the story again? I can't believe she didn't start telling her pirate

story. I thought that's for sure where this was going. But instead, she's like, wow, you know, I'm such a child at heart. I love cake just like I love puppies, not puppy cakes. That would be disturbing. I wouldn't love puppy cakes, but I would still love puppies in cake and think, God, I wish I could make you a door cake. And then I would feel bad because there are, in fact, puppy cakes in that alternate reality. But I was still a puppy's in cake and think, God, I wish I could make you a door cake. And then I would feel bad because there are in fact puppy cakes in that alternate reality. But I love ships. And I've never had a chef make a cake like this. This pirate ship is very cool.

Did Saddam try to come on and steal all of your provisions? Yes or no? Can we put a little figurine of me in the front of that pirate ship saying I am the captain now and So they all sing happy birthday and then Kyle goes oh my lord that's moist and the kite to you Oh I think he's really abusing the number of times you can use the word moist in a single day I feel like there's a limit and he has really wet, flown right past that.

Oh, so Zee and Storm are like, Zee is trying to top Storm up for the docking. Storm's like, it's going to be just like last time, right? Just like last time. When you've got to make a lane change, but you can't quite reach the gas. You just believe in yourself. Take your eyes off the road, slip your little tawny five-year-old leg down the hit down gas. It's like I always told my younger self, if you wash the plate before you put it

in the dishwasher, you're wasting your time. Just put it directly in there with confidence. You can do it storm. So the gas go change because they're going to have a hot tub moment and then Talia is down in laundry and storm and I don't know it's bedtime basically right. So then storm is eating Cadbury biscuits and Natalia's like, not like a good finger before bed, how about go let's cuddle. He's like, all right, my wife. So then now it's like, it's like 12.03 and Jason comes to relieve Z for anchor duty and he's

like, oh man, sorry man, I'm like a little late, I'm sorry. And he's like, nice dress. I kept on thinking it was the other alarm, not even sure what my own excuse means, but that's what I'm going to go with. He's like, all right, cool man. I didn't know if it was my alarm for not giving a fuck or if it was my alarm for like fuck you and I'll give a fuck, but one of them went off and I thought it was the other one. So, um, so then, uh, we get some tolia. Okay, so then we get some tolia stuff. She's like, you know, I like stone, but I've got trusty shoes. My last relationship was two weeks, and I was like 17.

So we were at dinner, and then he got a text from his girlfriend that she wanted him back. So he left me and he left me the meal. Wow, look at how it's going on in your love life. Every time we get a little snippet of her love life, I'm more and more horrified. Or girl. And it's oil. Never go on a date again to the oil of garden. So now all the guys are going to end up at the hot tub and Zee tells, now that Zee is

back in his room with Storm and he's saying that like Jason was two, three minutes late and it's like, Anchor Watch is 10 minutes early, always 10 minutes early, 10 minutes early. So he's like, well, no, he did apologize. You know, he said he's mixed up, you know, his logs and everything. And but Storm's like already just like lost his mind. So in Taliya goes to bed and she gets into the upper bunk and she's like, there's a bathrobe on her. Is she wearing the bathrobe or is it just on her bed and like the belt is hanging down and Courtney's below her and she starts pulling on the rope. Tali's like, what is that?

Fucking Courtney is still attaching shit to the lift outside even then her dreams, okay? She's having her arc dream. And she's like, I am the tender now. Yeah. She's like, I'm attaching a route to the, to talk the small bow top. She's like, what are you talking about now? Fuck it, court me. So funny. She just loves attaching things to things.

Yeah, she's like doing it in her sleep. I mean, that's what they say about something you're passionate about. You know, you should be practicing in your sleep. Eat sleep and breathe it. What do they say? I don't know. I'm like a dream sleep. Okay. So anyway, dream it's anyway. So now upstairs, Kyle is like the bartender at the hot tub. So Frank is talking to him and Frank is like it seems like a lonely job But it's like it's cool because you can travel the world But it seems like you're alone a lot and Kyle's like oh I'm alone here because of they are struggle to find a pot. Nah. I'm like well

You're also not obligated to find a partner at your job. That's sort of the way work happens, you know? Also, I know he just came out of the closet, but he did have a boyfriend for like years and years, except for the past few months, right? Like, he's been in a relationship for a while. It's like, that's why I don't have a partner. You know what? You can make it more than a few months without a partner. I know it's hard to believe, but you can do it. And you're doing fine, Kyle and Frank's like, but you know what you have? Like you have like that gay like wit.

Is it okay? Am I allowed to say that? It's like, can you relax and say it? Yeah, well, you have that. I don't have that. I don't have gay wit. That was such a... Well, first of all, Frank doesn't need to be stated.

Second of all, I like that he was like, sorry, can I say gay wit? I don't care what Paul Jeniky was, like it was offensive. It's not offensive. It's sometimes it's all that we have, okay? Like you're going to fall into categories. You either have the abs or the wit, okay? Like, you aren't gonna fall into categories. You either have the abs or the wit, okay?

And Frank, you're in the abs category. Yeah. So, guys, like, well, I think it's from defending myself. Look, if it's an awkward situation or defusing with humour, and Frank's like, that's a gift, like, literally? Like, I'm just like a deer in the headlines. And, but that's a cute, so adorable. I don't like talking about in the headlights. I put that so cute, so adorable. I don't like talking about myself.

What about you? Like you don't like talking? What the fuck are you talking? Yes you do. I know. Like you tell, like every charter that has been something like, oh, I welcome to my New York home. I just can't have the closet last year.

And my boyfriend of 12 years left me for a woman. Would you like to see a view? I'm gonna die land with anybody like a drink. So, the car is like, uh, but you're so cute, you're adorable and Frank's like, uh, he says, what about you? Carls, like tell me something about yourself. And Frank's like, I just lost like 85 pounds and car like oh my god that can make anyone moist he's giving me heart I love it I love it that's really sexy for me so um they everyone's decided to code a bad and cars like So, um, they everyone's decided to code a bad and cause like, sweat drives my little 85 pound lighter boy. So then, so then they have like this very, very long hug.

And Frank is like, mmm, you're such a warm, fuzzy. God, I wish I had gay wit right now. God. Fortunately, I just have an amazing body. Uh. So everybody goes to Madden Kow's, tells Tosh, oh my God, I'm so fucking horny. Moist if you will. How can we just go to bed already, I can't.

You know, I thought for someone who doesn't have a vagina, you certainly have a lot of liberty saying, moist are the the time, cow. So in the morning, Tal starts off with a text from Laugh and it says, tell me where to gather and that you want to be together. I need reassurance. Where are you? You're not texting me back.

How about together? How about together right now? They are showing me. And she's like, I was there's not enough hours in the day. I feel guilty because my boyfriend's having issues with me continuing to work with Dave. But I don't know what to do. Fucking, you shouldn't have gotten back together

with him over text in the first place. Turn off your phone, that's what you fucking do. You're gonna go start more drama with Dave. Dave hasn't even done anything, okay? And I'm no Dave fan, but Dave hasn't even done anything, okay? And I'm no Dave fan, but Dave hasn't even done anything. Now you're going to make this about Dave needing to quit. So your other boyfriend who you don't even see can feel better. I mean, what the hell? Yeah, yeah. Like, here's something that you do. Don't go running back to your ex the moment the stuff with Dave falls,

like right away, like just wait till the after the charter season's over. But Ronnie, I regret to inform you, you did gloss over one of the more appealing story arcs that emerged at this point, which was the arrival of the pigeon, which is that like as the sun rises on motor yacht home, there's a pigeon that is now walking on the deck. And at first, you think it's just a cutaway because it's just a pigeon, but then they keep cutting to this pigeon walking back and forth. And then Natalia makes some orange juice for Captain Sandy with a big note that says Captain Sandy in bubble thought. And then, and then she, I think Natasha actually brings the orange juice to Sandy and Sandy loves this orange juice. And she's like, that's good orange juice. So she sticks her head out of her door outside

and says, by the way, that orange juice was very good. And then the pigeon just comes in. And it's like, this is my moment and just interrupts the scene and then flies away. And I have to say, pigeon, you really, you really want up to Courtney there with your story online. I have to say.

For real. I know, and I liked that the pigeon even walked along the shiny wall and stared at its reflection before I went for it, seeing if you see that. I was like, walked right and looked at its reflection. I was like, and then did the main fly into Sandy's face. Yeah, the pigeon was like, the pigeon was like, like one of my motivations to fly around Yacht

is that actually when I was seven, I was raised in a city where there was a lot of cars on fire and I have a child that's back in Florida and I do this all for my child. Well, it may not be the best job in the world, but at least it's not heroin anymore. So then in the tiny little coffee hallway down in the galley, Tosh is making coffee and you know, she's like sitting there staring at it because it takes a while. So she's like making a little coffee and David's standing right behind her in this tiny hallway, just staring at her and making the coffee. And she's looking away so she doesn't

have to look at him or the coffee. I know. It's a very like fraught moment with the curing. Dave, are you trying to say something? Hmm. Hmm. Don't even need to throw that milk because if so, she could feel the steam coming off me at 180 degrees a second. Dave, did you steam something at me, Dave? No. Hi, it's hi, Dave. Would you like some coffee?

So, Tash tells the guests it's time to go and they're like, nah, they're like crying. And Storm is calling Jason to the bout, a sap, a sap. And Kyle is texting with Frank and Frank's like, would it be able to hang after the charter? Sorry, I said that without wit. I just, I was enborn with it. And Kyle's like, why don't we hang after Tina?

He's like, oh my god, that was charming. Okay. Wow, that was so witty. I can't resist. Also, Frank is the sort of person that writes, good morning, it's Frank, as NGMOR and ING. Like he mixes, good morning, good morning together.

I guarantee he also writes, probably, PRO, LLI. Hmm, and I like that he's so insecure. He's like, come on in, it's Frank in case you didn't save my number last night. You kidding? He not only saved that shit. He's paid the 1999 in the background check. This guy's gonna fucking marry you whether you like it or not, buddy. I know. I know. I'm still I'm like,

Frank has so much power in this situation. I don't think he realizes it. So, anyway, they're gonna be hauling Inca at 9.44 and Jason is still not on the bow, despite having been alerted at 9.15. And so Storm is like, Jason, Jason, Jason, do you copy? Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason

and guess who shows up the pigeon? The pigeon comes back. Jason's playing with the pigeon from hell so funny And it's like Jason Jason bridge dick after it's like yeah, wish you're ready. I've caught you three times She need to respond. It's like sorry. I wasn't moving fast enough to you storm. I'm not a fucking dog Okay Dog might have been more effective at this point. I mean, even the pigeon is showing up for work. The only person I'm getting any fucking respect from is the pigeon. Okay, bro. The pigeons like, he should form some more respect. Even the pigeons ignoring me now. Thanks a lot.

Fucking filling pigeon. The pigeon. They're like, I don't know about that pigeon. I sometimes wonder, this is not a time. I don't have time to teach the pigeon on the job. The pigeon just has like a little blonde barb on. So Kyle is telling the guests, oh, I'm so excited for tonight. Not just gonna be the bomb.com. All right. And you outfit bit of beyond point, Frank, and they are laugh. And oh my God, guys, I need to cry about something. Courtney's doing an amazing job with that tinder. Here it comes. Here it comes, guys.

Oh my God. The tinder's going up. The pigeon's looting her. The pigeon's standing on the railing. Just looting her. Like, what hero? So, fenders are up the Holland anchor anchors in the packet. Let's go back to that guys So they're all heading back and there's packing and now

Courtney is getting really nervous ahead of this docking. She's like holding lines and she's pacing and she's talking to Z She's dressed out and she just, you know, after, once you've conquered the tender, you know, the only thing left to conquer are the dolphins. And I think this is starting to dawn on her now. Yes, so she's freaking out. She's like, what do I do with the ropes? I don't know distances at all. Oh my God. Did I send him, did I send like I was from Mexico City because that's the extent I was going fool No, of course, no, of course, still didn't get it So then they start calling it. She's like B2 B5 15 meters 3 meters 87 meters

One of those is gonna be right right? 76 meters 90 Thousand meters, all right. Oh my god. I Just throw the line Courtney throw the line. Oh my god. I just throw the line, Courtney. Throw the line. Oh my god, fuck, I don't know distances. Throw the line, Courtney. Okay. Are you ready for the line? And she get the line across. Up, rise. Yeah. Yeah. And they dock. It's amazing. So everybody lines up and the guests are hugging them and then Frank and Kyle hug really, really deeply. And Frank's like, I want to kiss you.

And he's like, well, do it in line at book.com. I want to kiss your witty, witty mouth. So then Adam gives a speech. He's like, uh, hello, this, hello, this is the primary here. You may not remember. I was the one who did say that my thorn on the trip was that I bit my lip going down the slide. I don't know if that made it to air or not, but anyway.

I wanna thank you so much for putting out the water toys and thank you for putting out the slide and the food was amazing. And you know, it's times like these. I just, you know, kids, if you're watching, you can go to bed, daddy won tonight. I was like, are you giving an Oscar speech, sir? Like, come on, let's throw at this up.

There's some people up to make out tonight. I know, he's been stood up this whole time. He's gonna say as much as he can. And he's like, but most of all, we feel like you guys became our family and I am profoundly grateful. Thank you. Okay, go. So how's crying? It's like oh my boy. He's literally that. God, most was. So now for tip meeting. Charter for I am pleased with everyone. Wait, hold on. Stop.

The cake. The cake. That was in St. Leonardo da Vinci. Keep your ear, buddy. You deserve it, okay? What an artist. Okay, all those toys, not easy, but you conquered the slide. The games, those were awesome. The way that all I had to do was order a whistle from Norma

and Kyle immediately blew it it amazing. So with that I have an announcement I'm making Storm Bulls in. Storm congratulations you are Bulls in wind. And please welcome your new third deck hand the pigeon. Welcome on board pigeon. Okay the pigeon is staring at itself in a reflection of a glass. So we'll just congratulate her later. We'll have to come back to her. Now listen, there's one thing I want to talk about. If you're on the clock, do not poop on the teak.

That was for the new guy. Okay. But with that, I have an announcement to make. Oh, I already made my announcement. So here's my next announcement about not announcements. There's a line when it comes to mingling with the guests. When I say everybody get back into uniforms and back to work, that doesn't mean go back down the slide. I mean, yes, they're friendly, they're attractive. And for one of you might be the love of your life. But when we're wearing our uniforms and signed on to this vessel, we are professional. We can't forget that. By the way, our next guest requests a

shirtless waiter party. I'm gonna storm. You have to dress up like fireman again. Cough laugh. When we're on the clock, we're not on the clock. Okay, not anybody specific, not anybody specific. And cows like, hey, me! Oh, I don't know! Thanks for putting that subtle comment in there. That's very, very funny. Kyle suddenly complaining about someone being too blatant about something.

So, sorry for the cough. I vaped when I was laughing at the scene. Ronnie, there's a line when we're on the clock doing a podcast, there's a time for fun and you got to know when to stop the fun with your vape. Okay. Anyway, we got a $20,000 tip, which I feel like it's pretty good. Not the best tip. So if anyone was thinking that all that flirting was going to get us a few thousand dollars more, you're wrong. Here you go.

Listen, you know, ask doesn't equal class while we're on the rhymes, okay? Just because these people were very nice and had great asses, doesn't mean they weren't completely happy with chicken fingers, fish and chips, and little tiny hamburgers, okay? Listen, you get, sometimes that's just what you get. Okay. So Kyle's like, well you do, because after Sandy leaves, Okay, listen, you get sometimes that's just what you get.

So Kyle's like, well you do, because after Sandy leaves, he's like, you know what, I mean, the guests said that they felt like we were their family. And like, how do you make that connection with it crossing the line at a certain point? I'm like, well, you just don't cross the line. And then you can do it just as well. Fucking Kyle, my God.

But this is where I wrote, I'm so proud of him for not blowing Frank on the boat Because I really thought that's where it was going. It was impressive. You good for you. You're still fired but good for you Yeah, so the tallie is like coil. There's a long okay He is the guests up here and this is everyone else down here at the bottom And this is you even below the bottom alright cuz someone hang me off the boat so I can show Carl how low he is compared to the guests. Tell ya your metaphor doesn't even make sense if you think that I crossed the line why

you putting me so far away from the line I didn't understand. She was putting me in that I cracked up at that. So Z is asking for a rap and a twerking song from Courtney. And so she starts to her cringe rap. And her Chinese accent, she's like, I'm here, I'm rapping on a deck, because I've got a chamois and there's Teek. And the Teek is on fleek,

because we're on a yacht and you're not. And I love me some tender. And I'm gonna go on a b and you're not and I I love me some tender and I'm going to go on a bender tonight. So I was at a totally offensive Chinese accent. Everyone get that. So Jason's like, well, what runs with bullying. So then we get a separate pass and he's like, can I talk to you real quick? Check. Check. Check. Check. Check. Check.

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a great person, it's not going to change especially after you sigh my fourth, fifth, sixth child. We watch them grow as a family and we'll bequeath them the farm that we've earned and worked for together as a couple. So married, married couple. She's like, well, I'm sorry, Dave. Did you say something? No, no, I didn't. I just give you a hug. I suppose it makes you feel more awake. Can you tell you Dave? So they give a nice hug. I was like, wow, what a sweet episode is the season over because this feels like a season Ember, right? Yeah, the sweet episode until you realize like it's he's saying like everything that she proposed, but he's saying it as if it's all his idea

Like two weeks later. So like whatever. Yeah, but when the stalker's like I'm not gonna stalk you anymore. It's still mice. You know what I mean? He's like, I just want you to know that when you are using that cure again I'm staring at you in the cure. I'm not really stalking you. I'm just more Fascinating to see if that cure gets ever going to over poor, you know so then Storm Sees on the deck that the water still turned on and he's like why is the water still tom don't Deck crew meet me on the bow not finish. We are not finished now and Courtney said, but I thought Jason said he did the bow, says the French girl.

Yeah, because Jason said he finished it and then he'd like left shit out. And so Jason's just sitting with having a beer with Dave and he's like not even going to the bow to check it out. So, so Storm walks by and goes, Jason, there's still a few more things to talk to you up and Jason goes, are you fucking kidding me? And Jason's like got his foot on the table. I don't know if he, in my mind he does. He's just like totally relaxed, like having to get time with Chef. And he's like, oh my god Storm, what are you doing now? He's like, is that cover of things to talk to you up then?

So then the captain announces that they're departing at 900 AM. So have fun, but not too much fun. And so, he's like, hurry up, you're gonna make me like, for me man. And David's not gonna go out tonight. He's like, before I drink lots of spirits, I don't act like myself. I can't hold my tongue. And since me and Tosh spoke together, I'm quite humble and I don't want to fuck it up again. It's so much easier to get along than it is to have any sort of bad vibes with each other.

So tonight, I'm going to stay back and think about things I can put a red mirror glaze on. I'm thinking, beach ball. What other things can I make with a square shape and mirror glaze? Ideally slightly lopsided. Wobbly mirror glaze, wobbly mirror glaze. Mirror glaze, mirror glaze on the wall, who's the wobbliest of them all. Did you say something Dave? No mirror, I didn't.

So Kyle is like, I didn't. So Kyle is like, I want to see Frank and get some quality folk. So they all get in the vans. And in one storm is Jason, or in one van is Jason the storm, or Jason the storm. And then everybody else is in the other.

And it's so awkward. Jason's like, oh, okay, yo, okay, then. So then there's signline and it's juxtaposed with the other van where everybody's partying, you know, and having a great time. Right. And then so then they meet up with the charter guests, the former charter guests outside. They're like, they're also happy to see each other. It's actually really sweet.

Like they're all like, We know what that's like. We're like, you know, and you're all like, it was just like new vacation friends. So they're all like partying and Frank and Kyle are like hugging. And you know, Frank's like, I'm so happy you're here. Like, I don't say so happy. And Kyle's like, honestly, I'm so glad to have met you like seriously. Like, I want to do something fantastic for you.

Like, I want to take you on an geometric road and stuff like that. I'm like, I think that's as totally lovely and sweet sentiment, but this guy just chartered a yacht. Like I think like, let's not, let's not try to let that one attract. That's a lot more attractive. That's why the way this slide tack words, isn't it?

Yeah, that's what, let's just, let's just stay away from like methods of transportation. And he sort of is at the top right now. Yeah, I mean, unless you've got a spaceship or a private jet, you need to chill on the... He's like... Yeah. So then Tasha is having fun flirty with the other boys

from the charter. And she's like, I'm going to call this a free. I can be myself. Do I love mouse, Be me? Vib! Vib! Well, one of you texts to me that you miss me and you're gonna kill yourself when I say text them back. God, this feels good. I love to part her. I ordered everyone some... they're called the... the Pepe Zebracock. It's Madora and Cymdebence. If everyone checks your phone, you might see that I've just texted you all saying I'm very, very busy.

Oh, this is fun! Does anyone want to take a course? So... then Kyle, my batter Kyle, he's like, I just want to take you to places that you've never been before. I'm like, like, Kyle, you're a stew right now. I'm just like, he's, I think he's got like a private helicopter and everything. So Frank's like, that's what I want to see stuff.

Like, did you know that in Iceland, they think ketchup is tomatoes, us? I didn't actually, what do you print, fucking charming? I'm like, go get on my dick right there. Yeah. So then they're like all outside and Kyle's, they're like, sort of like winding down, and Kyle's kind of like resting his head on Frank's chest and he's like, oh my god, this is like so comfortable, it's like all I wanted, yeah. And Frank is like, oh,

you're not getting the meat pillow, hold on, I don't have gay way, but I do have, I can't actually finish the sentence because it would actually show actually some signs of way, so I'm just going to put my head on my meat pillow chests. Don't worry, it looks like we're helping right now, but really we're sold for it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So then meanwhile, Storm and Natalia are flirting and he's like, you know what, I'd love to do right now?

Eat some toast. She's like, we can have some kitchen white toast in the meester. So they leave and in the van, she's like biting his legs and stuff and he's rubbing her legs. And he's like, she's a fierce little lady and I love her a lot. So then, you see everybody parting.

I kind of wish, I do kind of wish our flirting did not culminate in Vigilmite, but I suppose I'll be down for just more of those Cadbury lady fingers, but that's fine. So then we see everybody parting and back to both the chef of sleeping. So then it's time to leave the club and Frank and Kyle are hugging and they do that like weird avoiding a kiss thing. And Frank's like, are we gonna just save the kiss for the first date?

I like that. And cause like, yeah, then it kisses his neck. They almost kiss, but then they stop again. Yeah, Frank's like, save it, save it, save it. Which I think I thought was actually odd. So then they hug and then I think it's because he smells like blood. Like his mouth is open story, you know, like you can't just start making out.

I don't know if anybody's heard. They're wisdom teeth pulled or a couple of teeth pulled. But that's not like a next day you jump right back on the dick kind of a procedure, you know? So then Kyle goes over to the van and he makes a little hard gesture with his hands. And then he's like talking to us and his eyes just like, oh, glass it, like he's crying.

And he's like, oh, wait, just a long time to hit the moment like this. Can he lock it? and you don't know what's gonna happen in the future especially with Frank and Oye and you don't want to be away from someone who makes you feel so good and so they look back from the van and Frank's friends are all hugging him like oh Frank, so Kyle yells up, thank you. Oh, I love you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And then he jumps out of the van and Frank and Kyle run

at each other and all the girls start screaming while they kiss. I mean, it's like a legitimately romantic moment. Like as much as like, I have been making fun of Kyle for just being so like blatant and unprofessional and and also like like attributing so much meaning to this like 12 hour romance, it is a really, I mean, the running to each other in the middle of the street in the middle of Malsa, that is romantic, but it's also like, what am I watching right now? This is crazy. He was your employee six hours ago. But I love at the beginning when you're like,

yeah, I mean, they did stop traffic. It's like one broke down little minivan. Just kind of like behind them. Listen, if I'm in that minivan, that is enough. I'm like, who are these guys kissing in the street? Go to a back alley like every other one. And then they cut to some other fireworks from some other episode, but it was still really cute.

I thought it was such a cute episode. I loved it. I thought it was hilarious, and I don't know if I thought it was cute, but I thought it was definitely hilarious. And just from the pirate ship to the flirting, I was just like, oh my god, this is just a disaster. But it's great. I mean, I love this season of met. I am, I, I, I, it's, it's like, I feel like we went through like, like last season was kind of dull. And the season before that,

well, there was all the hat and stuff. And then, you know, after Hannah left it kind of got pretty dull. So to me, I feel like blood like metas, like back, back and fine form. Well, it sure looks good because they had a coming this season Preview and that looked really good. So we'll see everybody. But thank you so much for joining us today We'll be back later this week with real girlfriends in Paris premiere episode

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and That other one southern Southern Charm. So we'll be back soon. Good check out Winter is Crap and in our Game of Thrones house of the Dragon podcast. And I think that's it. That's it, talk you all later. Bye.

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