Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Reid The Room

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

The sad BDSM dinner party lurches forward on Below Deck Mediterranean, and later, Reid squarely places his foot in his mouth after calling Courtney and narcissist and then some.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch or Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me here face to face is the one and only hilarious incomparable Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie. How are you? It's weird being out because we are sitting actually face face

face today which usually we sit side by side. It's weird. I don't want to look at you in my too much. I feel weird. I like it. I feel like we're an old-time heat detective agency, you know like those P.I.s When ladies detective agency we're sitting at our desk and an FM fatale just walked in I'm like look get on top of that lady I trust everything she's doing like wait a minute something's fishy here by the end We're like we got used it's fade-done away walks in in like a black outfit with like a little veil hanging forward. It's my husband, he's missing.

Right on top of it. Anyway, we are here to talk some below deck med before we jump into that or dump into it. First of all, thanks to everyone who showed up on take a seat last night and told us, it will be a talk about bravo con. We got some good reports from the field. People who went they told us all this crazy stories. We talked about all the gossip. If you missed it you can always go to Spotify and listen to the

replay which usually comes up on Thursdays and join us every Monday for take a seat on Spotify live at 7 o'clock on the west coast 10 o'clock on the east coast also Please join our patreon if you haven't done so already you get all sorts of great stuff. We do a weekly bonus episode We do two at least two episodes a week on videos You can watch watch us record. It's really fun. We do trailer breakdowns. There's also a discord channel Or server that you can be part of, so get the full crap in experience by going to patreon.com slash watch what crap ends. And of course, last but not least, winter is crapening, we got one episode left

of House of the Dragon. Be sure to subscribe to our side podcast, winter is crapening, or we are recapping House of the Dragon. Those recaps are up on Monday on winter is crapening. And I think that's like all the exciting. I know I know I know sometimes I get to do it and it fits and starts, but today I don't know. I feel inspired. I got some McDonald's coffee in me. I got my rondel in front of me. Air conditioner is blowing.

You've just got your time. Okay. We're living in the now today. We're living in today today.. We're living in today. Today. Today. And not tomorrow and not yesterday until tomorrow, which will be today, but that's tomorrow, which we're not thinking about. Speaking of yesterday or last week, some of you may be wondering,

where was the Blow Deck Med recap last week? Well, it was attached to real girlfriends in Paris, but we're back with a full recap today. Yeah, that's right. We're like, we're not recapping this this week. We're too busy. And then we ended up just talking about it for 40 minutes anyway, because that's how we roll.

We did. Since, since last week's episode, the only updates I have about below deck are that there was a video of Dave taking off his shirt up, Rob O'Conn, which I saw it. You know, there's such a thing as over working your midsection, right? Does it, does it look like he have, is okay? I do know English occasionally. Does it look like he has ab implants, yes or no?

I think he looks like a rectangle, a very hot rectangle. I'm not body shaming him. But I definitely was like, that's very rectangular. How do you do that? How do people do that? Yeah, I don't know. I don't have a good eye for ab implants, so I don't know what those look like.

I don't think he's the type that would do that. Well, I think that he just has. Oh, they have a. He just has extreme abs, because he's an extreme kind of guy. I'll tell you what, nice work. Whatever you're doing over there, very nice work. Very nice work.

Yeah, he had an ab off with Andrea from some of house. Yeah, which I feel like Andrea's always gonna win that one, though. And then the other thing was that he posted a video and he's like, check this out. People said I couldn't do a match a sponge. I did it. And he has like a green cake and he pours the green mirror glaze over it. That's all marble.

I mean, you know, in isolation, it's like very cool and beautiful. But honestly, it's a little cool and beautiful. But honestly, it's a little bit of a one-trick pony, and I don't think it requires as much skill to pour like a sugary liquid, a ganache, over a cake, versus actually frosting it, you know, like using a buttercream and like making it look pretty that way, that's harder. That impresses me more at this point. A buttercream. You know, I don't know.

I've never made a glaze. I've made a lot about a cream, but I don't really know. I guess I'm still stuck on people thought I couldn't do a matcha cake. Did they? Is that a thing? We're sort of like the people are like,

you know what? Dave. Take God Dave's gorgeous and talented, but he probably can't do a matcha cake. Fucking Dave, but he probably can't do a matcha cake. Fucking Dave, guys like that can't do a matcha cake. He's like, well, I'm gonna shit the world. This is his free solo. This is like the one guy is like,

I'm gonna climb up the side of Half Dome in his 70 without any like ropes. Dave is like, and I'm gonna make a matcha cake. Yeah, I'm gonna make a matcha of over comelew. They said it couldn't be done. Robes Dave is like, and I'm gonna make a mark again. Yeah, I'm gonna make a mark again. I've overcome all odds. They said it couldn't be done. And it's been done. Dave, why did you make a cake, man?

I've turkey. Why'd you pour broccoli on that potato, Dave? No, it's much, uh, merely it's on a mucher cake. No, Dave. It's a broccoli. You see it, wrong wrong day. Oh, David Gaslighting recipes Okay, so let's get into it here. What did happen last week? Buncha? Okay, these creepy old men. Oh, I hate fucking creepy

Well, the creepy old man and then the Friend of old man. I don't know. I don't know which is right. Is it a trainer? They're the guys. Yeah, well he says he's a trainer. I don't believe him. I didn't believe his squat because he did a squat in this. I was like, you're not a trainer sir, okay?

You're not, I don't believe your squat. I need more realism in that squat. I think these are two guys who work at a car dealership and are pulling off a car. They're in their own 80s movie where they say that they are millionaires and they are basically hire some ladies to come on a trip with them and they said, we're millionaires,

you gotta come, we'll do photo shoots. They don't know how to work cameras. They don't know, they're not wealthy, but they've calmed their way onto this trip and now like the bottoms, like the, it's all about to fall apart in the movie. Yeah. Well, I just kept thinking of the poor assorts because, listen, that's a rough job.

And I've been a service, I was in service a long time. Not as an escort. Had I had the body, I would have been trust. Okay. So there's no shame. But I have to give them credit because that's like the ultimate service. I don't know, just me and like, because you're servicing penises. But because you, when you go on a trip like that,

you are waiting that table all the time. Yeah. It never ends, and you can really see them getting sick of the table. You can see it's like time to marry the catch-ups and polish a silverware and go the fuck home, and the table won't leave. The table, not only will the table not leave the table

is actually like following you and pressing up against you. The table's taking the table is actually like following you and pressing up against you. The table's taking photos of the bus in station. Yeah, yeah, you can definitely see the ladies enthusiasm win in the second day. Yeah, especially things. Like you can't walk around with bangs that harsh and expect us not to notice the sour look on your face, you know, and she really pulls it out. You know, we saw it coming, but these guys are lucky that they're not dead.

They so that's why I believe that they do have some money because these ladies were ready to kill them. Well, you know, at the dominatrix, I think she was so bitter because it was such a terrible SNM party that she really felt like this was going to ruin her brand. Like you can tell she was thinking that you have to do some like real damage control on this one. Yeah. Well, let's see. And so we start with Natasha. Okay, so Kyle and Natalia have just gone out at my hallway and he's been like, you can try and call me, can you make your money?

Can you make your money? I'm like, can I hit him? Oh, rum that bitch over. What is he saying? He said something like, she wanted to see that bitch TN over something like, well, they're like, he being all run that bitch over. What is he saying? He's like something like you want to see that bitch Cheyenneva something like you said something like that bitch. Yeah, I've probably wrote it down in my previous Lease. Oh, yeah, he says, I'll switch that bitch off. I'm like, what you're gonna murder her? Like Don't ever say that if you still know her while she's in like intensive care at end of life. No, it's also wearing like a halter top too. Well, during this, it's like his SNM, the halter top.

He's wearing a halter top and like really bad eye liner smear it all over his face. He looks like a drag queen cat girl from the cabaret. I was gonna say the local, you know, Winecke Illinois production of cabaret, like some of the broken bus tour of Cabaret. And all that jizz, more like all that jizz in my rock and tall shot. So then Tasha comes in with her classic line. She's trying to have another same boy. Taking me, I don't tell you, it's no good hype being.

She sang you nor any demanding tone bit, and I said, you know what? But then he stops. But he also said, by the way, you know what else he said to Tasha there? Not only she said we need to match our time properly, he goes, and she also said that we had the most ridiculous chief steers.

And I was like, she, she never said that. And you just elevated yourself to chief stews in your rant. I was like, this guy, like, you can say it was a slip of the tongue. I don't think it was. I think that he's viewing himself as chiefs too. Like co-cheap stew. Yes. And then the captain's there suddenly.

She's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't talk about a cool member in front of me behind their back. That is so not okay. You're a team. Where the love go? You want to talk about someone behind their back? Let's talk about Hannah injecting Drainow, heroin and turtle sperm into her toenails, while she was supposed to be working on the boat.

With that telling me about it. Lise and we all know the only one who gossip and talk smack behind anyone's back is that bitch Norma over on the dry land. Okay, we don't want to be like Norma. Okay, don't be like Norma. And so Sandy is holding Kyle's forearms. Yes, they're holding each other's forearms. That's like what are you going to do?

Like a truss fall? Yeah, I thought they were going to start twirling around in a circle. And Natasha's like, how it's just a brother and she's just hit the bath. And she's like, Oh, God, your arms feel good. So what are you going to do right now, Mr. Forearms? Listen, don't ever talk about people behind their back. It's not good. Go to the person, talk to them. Have them hold your forearms because goddamn this is comforting. I feel like I'm holding two frozen chrissant rolls from Peele's Berry right now. It's very refreshing. So she's like, bro, he talked to the way your veins feel marks and heal unhealthy. She's like, do it again.

You don't want to be that person, Kyle. You don't want to be that person. Walking around in a crop top and bad eyeliner, it's screaming at women, okay? You know what, you're right. I need this energy. This energy that I get by feeling your stubbly full arms that sort of feel like

seeing paper before it's been applied to wood. So then Storm is talking to the debt crew and he's like, hold on, I'll have a big thing to get it on. We'll see, but I'll tell you this much. It's my first time ever. It's a boasting. I believe I can do this. Can I weave? Can I weave the act of putting weights out for the morning exercise into my story about needing to delegate. Can I do this? So then the guys start coming out and their SNM outfits and I have to say this is, it's like going to one of my older 11-E's

relatives homes as a kid and I would see all the things covered in plastic and think, why is that couch covered in plastic? That's what I'm thinking when I see these guys. This doesn't need to be protected. Okay, some things don't need to be covered in rubber. Yeah, and it was just, you know, like I don't know much about BDSM culture, but what I have seen about it, I just feel like this was not it.

This was like, they were just like sitting down for a meal in leather costumes, not like actually doing anything Sexual so it was just this weird costume party like it's like naked people when you're not fucking You know what I mean? You know how nudist are like I'm a god of that being naked But you know good for you. I don't but good for you But I don't want to see you naked unless like I'm we're about to bone, you know, it's like penis is look weird I need them to be either hard or put away. I don't like that.

And I feel like that's what this whole, this whole, all these guests look like that. It's like a superhero off the job, but they're still wearing their uniform. Like you don't need to wear your uniform to target. Yeah, yeah. Batman changes into Bruce Wayne when he goes to home. Yeah.

And I think that, yeah, it was just weird that they're sitting down to this dinner, and this dinner itself is not very sexy or bondigy. I mean, you think, okay, it's an SNM dinner, so there might be a lot of, I don't know, like, black, blacker kind of sauces or maybe like, sumptuous reds or phallic shaped things. And I said, you have Dave,

he's salt baked in entire fish in the oven. I was like, I don't know, that's a little on the nose to just serve pure salt at a sex dinner on a fish. It's like, oh, I guess it is to just take to cover this fish in like a salt egg lue and then pick it, but. But why has it been cupped?

It looks like the fish got covered in salt and went to a cupping session, you know? Cause I did notice that. There are like little ramicican marks all over the salt. Well, the fish is a big fan of fishgoop. So it was like, it was like, hey Nancy, oh my god, I'm having a, I'm just having a me day. I'm gonna go get, do some cupping and then later on we get a smoothie and oh my god,

there's a worm. Oh shit, I got caught. Oh well, also there goes self-care day. So storm he opens the oven a storm's like Mike looks like these the creature in there okay storm go back outside okay and he's like this is gonna be awful to have to exhale this out of the oven, didn't it? So he cuts it out and stores just then they're like, sick. Sick, bro. Yeah, because they like salt like welded with the oven or something like that. So meanwhile, he gets out this big fish and upstairs to the guests are just like a sleep slash avoiding the men. And it's basically the gas Dave and Eric and then two women Hannah and the other Diana, I think. So you got this big ass table and these four people dressed in SNM not really talking

just sitting there. And Dave's gonna be pulling out this gigantic salt-crusted fish for them. It's one of those moments you go So Kyle sees them and he's like oh, I've no idea what you put yourself into for me like that Where are you gonna eat in it cross tune? He didn't eat before you go in. How do you think you're gonna get there today? You never know You know, I thought the same thing looking at Kyle in his bravo con suit. Did you see? I did see it. It was a hello things. And he's in this like pink. It was a hounds tooth like some pink pattern. It was highly patterned. That was super tight and couldn't button properly.

So the top's kind of like open and flaring out. And it reminded me of this quote. Yes, I do know what you're saying. In other words, that's alright. I like my brain just stopped for a moment because I was thinking about Kyle's thing. So I was like, oh, this is my moment to yes and it and instead of just thinking about that suit. That's what it'll do to the visual. If you saw it, you never will unsee it. Yeah, it's like the, it's like those magic illusion, like paintings where you cross your eyes and you see a piece sign. Except with Kyle, you just see a Frank's face. Cross your eyes.

Right, come from those are always Jesus signs. They're like stare at the sign. You're like staring at it. You're like, it looks like a man. He's, what is it? Keep looking. Do you see it? Is he speaking to you yet?

It's Jesus. The Jesus magic. Jesus. The Jesus matter. Jesus. So, um, uh, so then Natalia tells Natasha that she's angry at Kyle and Tasha's like, wow, did you not see? Did you not see? No, he's grinding my gears. Yeah, he's grinding my gears.

I'll take you after a bad day, but I'm really, really cool. So then, um, everyone's gathering in the galley to watch this fish being served, I guess, and Davis smashing it. And then Natasha, they let it on fire. They let it on fire. OK, so it's not really. Like the grandfather auto fish.

Like what are you doing to those poor thing? It's like you put it in plaster, shove it in the oven, then start it on fire, the jeep. All while listening to the pointer sisters in your car. But you play Grand Theft Auto the same way I do. I'm not listening to this shit. I've always put it on the 80s stage, playing automatic.

I'm searching fatty lipone on the radio. But yeah, so you're like, okay, so it's dramatic, so drama, SNM sort of matches. But then it's like, and now for your SNM dinner party, here's some barata. It's like, okay, barata for your SNM party. First of all, oh, again, that's like so gooey and white. It's too long to know.

It's too, you know what I mean? It's disgusting. Yeah, I see what you're saying there. Yeah. I just feel like, like, big creamy dairy is just, I don't know. I just, when you're like all in that leather, like, how can you think of swallowing that while you're eating? It's just, I don't know. It doesn't make sense to me. It'll look creamy, barata, and then fish. I just, the menu was a little odd. So Sandy's watching it though. She loves it.

She's like, that's really impressive, David. That was that was so cool. Wow, that was that was amazing. Wow, I've never seen anything like it. This is amazing, Dave. Wait, hold on. Can I just hold that fish by its fins real quickly so I can feel the energy? Okay.

This is a fish that doesn't talk about other fish behind its back. Do so I can feel the energy. Okay, this is a fish that doesn't talk about other fish behind its back. Do they do fish at backs? Good work on his forefins. Oh, good work on those. So yeah, she's like, what do I need to do this? Just Vatican, a torch Dave? Whoa, amazing. I'm going to go watch Netflix and think about how amazing this has been. So then one of the guys is like, the spiky collar is making it difficult to eat, but you girls are looking lovely. And Hannah's like, yeah, I'm gonna run downstairs. She bolts away from the table.

She's running from the table. Any of you coming back, she's like, I don't know, so she runs away and then Erica's, yeah, been hit by that before I'm like what perv and dees diarrhea that's why he's taking them on a boat so they can't escape you know but hey listen they're still a dingy sir yeah commercials here comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

I'm Matt Bellasai. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the host of Wonder e's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows.

It's snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this esteemed jealousy and lovers quarreling and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So then, uh, Storm's like, just chickening with you, because Manitalia needs somebody, so

she's all over the store again. Yeah, because they broke up last week. Right. They eventually had like their little break up. So now she's just pretending that didn't happen because she needs somebody on her side. So she's like, today, I'm not dating my teen. I'll tell you a bit, Tom, and you'll completely agree with me,

but I'll tell you. And he's like, what the hell? So I guess we're back together. I don't, I think that was her ordering him to agree with her. It wasn't her saying like, oh, when I tell you this, you will feel this way too. Naturally, it was like, I'm gonna tell you the story,

and I command you to do it. You know what I mean? It's how they listen. That's how you do it. I see a long, happy life for the two. Well, I'm not the two of you, but Natalia, okay, together with Storm. I see one of you being happy.

Yeah, so now there's only three people left at this giant table eating food, this giant fish and all this stuff. And then Diana is like, okay, I'm gonna go downstairs too. I was gonna pretend to have diarrhea, but Hannah took that one, so I'm just a good downstairs too. I'm she I wasn't gonna pretend to have diarrhea, but That Hannah took that one so I'm just I'm just gonna go downstairs I'm Shubby man in rubber and collars by yeah talking with bean voice no thanks

So then Kyle comes to Natalia in the laundry and he's like, I'm sorry I can't, I can't, I just can't. She's like, well, I'll talk, yeah, but you're covered in oil. He's like, but I'm sorry, at least he no one told me to apologize, but I have to. And also I called you bitch, behind your back. You think it's murdering me in sword.

And so she's like, well, coil, I don't want to get angry at you and he goes, well, I get what you're angry understand I understand okay today hug and everything seems nice and he seems like such a nice guy etc. and he is best sleep tells us or knew we'd finally get into that situation eventually I mean I vomit everything out but so does she and like even with that said I screwed up and that's not the person I need to be right now You know the person I need to be I'll give you a hint it's also an f and rhymes with rank But mom still coming for you bitch So then the main guys upstairs like yeah, we should take a selfie

But I look like fat Batman fat man and Then Kyle goes to Tasha's like oh I pull the jaws even then no one told me to And she's like the thing is if you're on a hands-keeping Make trip or be like coil. He's a skipping mark my hair. I just want to make sure you know All the drugs into the wrong person when you didn't I'm gonna try to say it all shots what I try to say I wouldn't worry about it Kyle

And she's like I think that I is in the wrong. I just choked on my own Tell you for us. Tash of us. I think tell you's in the wrong I don't I don't think that gosh, to apologize, she's been disrespectful. Like the time I signed up for a course and the teacher didn't show up, that was disrespectful. I just don't want you to be walked all over the house. I don't want to get walked all up. That's all I want, what you think. All right, thank you, Captain. Just like, you know, you're laying there in the pantry. Sorry, I didn't really see that with you.

So looking clean though, got especially that new welcome mat. That was still me, that you standing on. Okay, sorry, excuse me. That makes sense, I was about to say I had never seen a welcome mat making blue cocktails before. But that was you. It's hot blue cocktails before. But that was you. The hot blue sea breeze. It's gonna ask that welcome Matt to stop texting all day

and crying in the bathroom, but it's you. So then we see the main guy is going to bad. He's like, assembling down the stairs in his rubber. And then he's like, who's the closest to the door? Yes, all class this guy. Senatali and Storm are in bed together. And Storm's like, interesting tactic,

full of break up, getting in bed with me, and Storm literally no one cares. So then, no one cares if you guys are dating or not. No matter how you break this down storm, you're extremely lucky. OK, so don't expect me to feel bad for you. Yeah, so then Dave is talking to Natasha. And he's like, are you good?

What was that Dave? Are you good? Am I any mood? Good. I am in mood. Yes, you're at. I didn't say mood. I said good.

Are you tired Dave? So she's like, well, Kyle apologized in the towel. You're for standing up for himself, basically. And if there's one thing I've learned it's our personalest of to apologize and for stuff because I'm not standing up more for confrontation can I have it sorry Dave yeah let's get out of your way and Natalia is bitching downstairs she's like I'm just like trying not to lose it I mean car's saying soft that I'm not working and then when I'm just done, I've got these extra three areas of stuff and I just don't like Tosh, don't think that Tosh can handle confrontation and

she's so lucky I didn't greet her, she has no balls whatsoever. Like she's the sort of girl who if she was on Valentine's Day and a guy walked out on her, she'll probably cry instead of just sit there and just use it as excuse for trauma for the rest of her life. I just like to tell that girl, there's no excuse to not eat calamari. So guess what, if a guy walks out of you on your Valentine's day date, you know what I say? That's more time for you to be doing laundry coil.

Ha ha ha. Just because there's no cupid doesn't mean you have to be stupid. You know, things are that wrong. You know what I say no cupid doesn't mean you have to be stupid. You know things like that wrong. You know what I said to cupid while you're busy shooting arrows at hearts you could also be cleaning up bedrooms. You've got time to prune you got time to clean cupid. So the chef's like, we all know that Tarsha has a problem with confrontation. She would never approach me about anything but to run away from problems that his consequences as well

in oftentimes their way worse. It's like, I don't know why you always sound like you're threatening somebody. But I did hear that one of them leading contributors to cars being on fire and neighborhoods that you grew up on are people not confronting their issues. So it's like you've got to address it. You've got to address it. I've got things to address how you trust me, Dave. They're gonna see the real me pretty soon.

Did you say something? I love you. I love I love you. Please make love to me. Would now be a good time for me to profess my love for you again. Did you say something to- So now it's day two of Charter and Natalia's like, Oh, he's smelling for culture, braid or something. And Dave's like, it's Rose, Mary. God, this gay slotting is a lot harder. I don't know how to tell, does it? So Courtney's like, I'm up for a workout.

I'm gonna work out with the guests. And she's like, wow, you're not uncomfortable with a primary guy. He's gonna have a heart attack from just walking around it and giggling silently. Just Courtney. Lightly amused by everything. He's like, you know, I find,

I think that court is fine and comforting as a deck can't wait, I'm gonna do it for Ron because you can see me, because when Z does a confessional, he like throws his head back, and he's like, talking down his nose. I find it actually like, pretty like, it's pretty like funny

and like, I'm really like, I'm really happy for court to do that now. Court deserves it, and I grew up with four siblings and you know I'm just not getting what you want. Like I've learned that the best way to get over disappointment is just to giggle a lot and do dishes. Support it. Just keep supporting your disappointment. So Z is like, oh sorry you distracted me and she's, oh I attracted you. However you want to say it. And then she starts just twirking. I mean, I can't literally just twirks.

So then, Diana, the hand is sitting at the table. She's the blonde lady. She's sitting at the table and she's like, oh my God, this lazy Susan is so heavy. And she's like trying to rotate it and then like her hands slips off and she flings the glass onto the deck. It's like lips. So then putting out toys and oh that guy's there of course and he's like oh yes stand up honey oh god you always dress so nice turn the other way turn

around honey. And he is so annoying. He's also not only is he just purvy He's also one of those annoying people who's all about being a photographer He's a sort of person when he has his biggest like camera out He just like holds the camera out with like one hand the lens just facing down He doesn't even know if he's getting anything but it's kind of like oh look at me I just I'm looking for spontaneity. I'm trying not to make it too composed

Yeah, cuz he's not a photographer He's not he's just some old dude with a fucking expensive camera so he can trick people and they're being like, yeah, I'm a photographer, baby. He just wanna go in a day cruise. It's like he looked up what photographers say and is trying to mimic it. He's like, oh yeah, I gotta capture that.

Oh yeah, oh, you gotta hair on your face. I gotta capture that right now. So now the guests are doing yoga and this is where we really start seeing how much the girls hate them and just how gross they are. So the main guy he thinks is a trainer, which I will never believe is like,

bend over. And then they're putting like the cameras under them. And they're putting push-ups. And then they're putting the camera under their boobs and like going across the... Yeah. And like, and right before that, when they were sitting at the breakfast table, the dog matrix sits down and her bangs are like,

I don't know, she didn't wash her bangs or something, so they looked like shinier. And so like, wow, your hair, Diana goes, wow, your hair looks so luscious in Eric's, like, what did you do? And she goes, I slept on and he's like, yeah, you should do that again. I think that would help.

And the dog matrix is like, fuck you. Don't tell me how to operate my bangs. This is an arc when I do with my bangs. And Kyle's like, oh, these women's face would be coins. Something's fishy. And it's not just the ocean or more. Get ya? And then we go back to the older guy and he's like, you know what you need to do? You need to learn how to make googly eyes. Yeah, he's a regular Richard Avedon, that one.

So, I should capture her hair. Hold on, one second, let me take out my iPhone, real photographer and capture her hair. If you go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You got more Holland daves than me. That's what happens when you pay for a trip. And he's got food all over his mouth. And they're just looking at him like,

oh God, please just kill me. Just, please let me get food poisoning from this and die. Can we dismantle the patriarch, you know? So, so then they are they are yeah now there's like Exercise class and Natalia and Kyle are cleaning a room and she's like the smells like nipples No, not that nipples Sora was hoping it was still his his nipple sense lingering in the air. She said noodles noodles What a nipples smell like well, that's why I was so that's why I thought it was funny I'm not to myself. That's why I thought it was funny. I was like smells like

I like that it also smells like noodles and the girls are just hiding in the room with like a little cup of ramen Like please don't make we go out there So then yeah, now's where they're exercising you Yeah, trust you hip-hop. Yeah, let me get under there with his camera. My note for that is, I hate him. Yeah, and he's circling around, like he's doing like a video or something. Like, he's like, okay, David Lushapel, like relax.

Yeah. So now it's, so Dave, day two, they're gonna be doing a Safari theme dinner for tonight. So Dave, the plan is, Safari theme dinner. So Dave goes, I'm gonna make cod and milk tart. I was like, wow, really? Mailed that Safari theme. What about a Safari says, make cod?

You know, there's like nothing about that, huh? Like, I would think like things with bones and meat. I mean, maybe they're not eating red meat, but I kind of feel like it's just ribs and... Yeah, something animal in it. Yeah. But yeah, but he's got the milk tart down. He's just gonna say milk tart over and over. That's his plan for the night.

That's also the dominatrix's nickname. Zing. So then the newbie, what's his name? Reed. Jamie. Reed. Oh, Reed. So they're working outside and Courtney's like,

I'm just put that anywhere. You'll notice most things on this plate. On this boat, don't have a home. And he goes, that's funny. Considerin' the ship's name. No one laughs. And he's like, come on, that was a funny joke. I swear my joke will get better. And she's like, pickers. So I didn't really get it. She said pickers. She said peckers. I thinkers. Peckers. I don't know. I didn't get it. But he's like, uh, nipples. I'm saying nipples.

This is my like noodles in here. Oh no! Shad knows, he gave him a very condescending. She goes, oh, is it Jake? Ha, ha. Ha. Ha. So he's like, yeah, when I join a boat, I join a new boat.

I've always struggled with quick jokes. But you know, I always think this crew got real close before I got here, and it's intimidating, but I appreciate their personality and all the love they have for each other, so that's fun. And let's see an example of that, and then they're twerking for him. I know.

I wish we had like a montage of Reed on his other boats where he's charcoal with banter because based on the rest of this episode, like he really does charcoal with banter. He set that up last week because he was like, I hope I don't put my foot in my mouth. And this week it's like, you're fat and ugly. I know, I just want to see every police.

Your mom would never like to, which is why she abandoned you. Oh, I bet your daddy I lot of affairs because you couldn't stand your face, right? What a waste of legs. Wish your skin would fall off. He's not like mipples. Everyone on this boat hates you. Southern Kyle is doing his polishing glasses or something and he's like oh these glasses are nice

oh look a big bottom kip chip no he's always doing that thing where he's accidentally saying like a like a double entendre no what do you mean that i'm dead all syrias so Courtney is showing the ladies how to use the sea bobs and the guys like the whole point is to turn them over and get their swimsuits off. What are they doing on those things? And so one of them gets on Hannah and he's like hey look over here pose. She's on a fucking movie hit goal sir. She barely knows how to use that thing as we see later on and she turns around and just smiles so uncomfortable He like

What sold my soldier at a sea Bob. I know I sold my soldier go to Malta so And Courtney they keep showing Courtney saying okay guys just be really careful be super careful with these things that jetski is Be careful and you got it here's the break here's the gas cause like queuing up that they're really like not listening You know yeah, and you just keep cutting back to him with his camera going And so this one girl Amanda she's coming in with her jet ski and she's like Well, this one crashes into the naughty boy, the little floating pier, because you know Amanda was like, oh my god, you're going to kill Eric. Thank you.

Please, it's time. So she crashes into the naughty boy. And then the other one comes blazing in and, quote, he's like, stop, stop, stop. And she just, like, not even close to the naughty boy. She doesn't even turn. She doesn't even turn away. She just comes up and hits the boat. She just teabones the yacht.

Like, it's like, girl, you had the whole, like, look at all that space around the naughty boy. You just went right for the yacht. Like, do you just not know how to drive vehicles? What was that? It was the concept of running into anything ever. He's just walking down the side. Wait, you're about to walk, okay, that girl just walked

right into that wall. She's still walking It's like standing there at the wall trying to walk like a hamster and a hamster ball Did you ever have a hamster growing up? You know, do you ever have the hamster ball? Oh, yeah, of course I know you put the hamster and the hamster ball and this is all you hear Like hamsters. Hamsters, I would say globally understand walls, but you put them in a ball and they don't understand walls. Yeah. Because they don't realize like the snap the ball and they just hit that wall. Oh, this, this was a hamster in a hamster ball

right? You know, and then the hamster, of course, by the way, the hamster always pees in the ball. Yes, they're little pellet hoops get stuck in the slits. Why do we put them in those balls? It's really this torture. This animal torture. So Courtney's like, oh my god, fuck me. This is my first time. It's a day came to boom. They smacking to the start of the fucking boat.

And so they're all worried about the boat. And she's like, oh my god, I have to go get my radio. I'll be back in two seconds. So she goes in and she tells them they just turn into the song of the boom to just keep fine but there was no actual damage I don't think and he's like okay like it it was in the state and she checked and she has read look she's like she's so embarrassed she has read look to see if there's any damage and he's like all right let's see let's see what's going on The only damage I see is the scars of two women

who had turned to prostitution. Am I right? Oh God, I gotta work on my banter on this boat. All I see here is the karma of bad choices. Am I right, ladies? Come on, give me your hand, I'll help you. Can you get Zip List from holding hands? So now my need to put a break almost bangs. All right. You

need to learn how to put a break on a boat and bangs because those are geez. Holy moly. So then she, Courtney goes on break to like calm down from the trauma and Tos comes into the kitchen and she's like smells nice Dave. He's like I smell nice. Did you say something? I mean, Dave, I need to trim up this bush. It's a pineapple. Dave, it's time for our Topia, a challenge. Remember I took a course on topia, is? But I thought that was a pineapple. Oh, dear. How you tired? It's a bush, but a cat. It's called a bush cat.

You ever hear one? So Dave is like, he's like, well actually I'm using cinnamon. It's so African. They put cinnamon on everything. The entire continent of Africa put cinnamon on everything the entire continent of Africa put cinnamon on everything All of Africa I don't know I don't know if it's true or not, but I was like wow interesting tidbit. I mean, I'm yeah

I mean, there's definitely cinnamon and and like the African baking up a baking up I've had but I just feel like it's fun and be like Everyone in Africa loves everything Africa. They love it So Sandy is talking to storm and he's like I'll need to tell you about the waverunner and the waverunner is the following the fine She goes hey, guess what that's called a mistake. Okay? It's called chartering. That's what happens. It's called normal, okay? And guess what? Guess what you did. You told me about it.

That's called communication. Yeah. God, I would hug you, but I've already gotten off on the forum holding today. So I'm gonna need, I'm gonna need a few minutes and probably you cigarette and bet. Hey Dave, let me grab your forum right now.

Here we go. Oh, that's actually the wheel. I know that's called a mistake. It happens to. Welcome to Chartering Storm. Did I call you Dave? Another mistake. So now Tasha and Tali are talking about the jungle thing and Tasha's like well without me bad dad so you should do my baby just stop here and Tali's like you didn't need to see him maybe what to do oh I'm an Australian Gale on ahead you

would jungle flame I was like oh this is gonna go in a bad direction I was so worried I was so so worried I was so, so worried. But it actually was anybody who's watched Bravo for the past couple of years should be. Okay, at the minute they said African thing, I was like, please don't do this to any of us. Don't do this to any of us of us of us of us of us. We don't need this from you.

But it was fine. And so Kyle is like busy choosing like the best wilderness sound effects while everyone else is cleaning. And Tyria actually does another like beautiful table scape and turns it into kind of like a tent, like a safari tent, like mosquito netting in a way that's like really beautiful.

So I was like, oh thank God, thank God. And then they are, they have put a bunch of like animal ears out that they all can wear to be like little animals for the safari. So it's like safari animals, but they're actually on the safari. Yeah, you can. You know, you guys are gonna get shot possibly by boachers.

The Trump family's gonna come by and a golf card. I know, look out for Eric Trump. He's coming, he's paddling up on it, being a little canoe to the yacht. And the dentist from Pittsburgh too. So Eric the main guy is like, what do you think of Shoe and Cossets? Well if you have a big trunk, hoisting just the elephant one. He's like, well, call me Dumbo then. No He's like, well, call me Dumbo then

And this sitting there like can I use my diary excuse two nights in a row So then the table with all the gas. He's like so what do you think my name should be Dumbo of floppy? I'm like floppy I guess floppy's better than Dumb O, I guess. And it's this giant elephant ears that he's wearing the entire time. And it looked like Sia. So, because like the Sia wig sort of goes out,

like, it's like, anyway. So, I just let it pace. Let it pace? It sort of looked like horny, perverted old man Sia. So now, Kyle is, oh, I want to hang from the shandle lia. I'm going hang from the shandle lia. The shandle lia. Hey, turn around, shandle lia. Turn around, honey. Hey, shandle lia, you need to learn to do go EIs. I'm surprised we actually have not had like a

deki named Chandalee. My name is Chandalee, yeah? And we're in the middle of the video. Yeah, I'm actually raising teeth, man, yeah. We're coming close to that fricking girl. My name is Brittany. And I'm like, bring my teeny all in one thing. She's open the door to stupid memes. Chand's a shandalier. So anyway, Karla's like, dick crew, dick crew. Can you please get someone to clean the upstairs sun deck on the lowest sun deck place? And Karla is like, why has he ever seen

say dick crew, dick crew, while they're like dick crew, dick crew, dick crew. So then Courtney is crawling across the mess table downstairs, twerking her ass, and then Z starts dancing with her, and she's like, Cora loves Z so much, he didn't get the position, but he's so supportive of me. And then Reed comes in and he's like, what I miss. I'm like, did I miss your childhood, daddy issues,

spressed themselves through sludgy dance work. God my banter never lands. I've got to work on that. So Natalia and Storm are in the bathroom talking. Can you support me? Cause I was just even mowing me and sometimes things trigger me. What's in here? It's oily.

He's like, I've got to go up now. She's like, what time do you finish? Cause I've got too much cabins and then we can bang. We can bang and then you can all can hear the sounds the cacophony of sounds of you agreeing with me all right You know Tali really she confuses me. I mean she needs to start a really good friend So does she want a kiss at the end of night like it confuses me much like the very first time I saw a traffic light when I was Driving my three-year-old sister to school when I was five and I didn't understand red-like green light, I didn't understand what it meant

for me at the time. It's like your favorite story of all the backstores. It's totally driving when I was five because my mom couldn't drive. You know, I love that one and I love that Dave said, I grew up with cars were on fire. My neighborhood. Well, I grew up cars were on fire. My neighborhood. Well, I grew up cause we're on fire. So now it's dinner and they're talking about bangs more. The squirrels wants them all dead.

And she's wearing like a little tiny hat. A little safari hat. Like she's just looking with them. Like, please die. Yeah. It's like a, what's his name? Andy from Toy Story. That's what she looked like.

Woody. Woody. Andy is old Tom Hanks. Wow. He sure is suffering. Whoever thought you'd see people on the internet going, fuck Tom Hanks, fucking hate that guy. Are people mad at Tom Hanks right now? Yeah, they hate Tom Hanks right now. Why? Well, what do Tom Hanks do?

Are you sure it's not Chet Hanks? Chet Hanks. Well, Chet Hanks they hate. But Tom Hanks are just saying he's a bad actor because of that Elvis movie, which I liked. I didn't think he was so bad in it. I didn't know enough people watched the movie to be out of it. I'm like, when did I ever think I would read shit

like this about Tom Hanks? I mean, I was looking it up because I was reading reviews of the movie and stuff to see if it was gonna be good to watch on the plane. Loved it, Bar the Way. I needed more time on Fat Elvis. I, you know, I have, I struggle with Baz Lerman, so I was just, was not going to go down that path.

Oh, that's right. You said you don't like Bob. I like it. Yeah, okay. I'm an anti-bossist. And it will work, and please, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, it's conversation, baby. Did they include a scene of fat Elvis calling Priscilla

Presley while she was having sex with Robert Kardashian? No, is that a thing that happened? Yeah, because she knows she was like married to him for a moment or like she was with him. Maybe she was with, I don't know, but they definitely had like a relationship and Elvis would call up and would want to listen to them having sex.

He like got off on it. Wow. So that's something to think about guys right now. I mean, that's some good wifeery right there. I mean, love that couple. What a cute couple. It also just shows how everything in Hollywood is connected. Like that Elvis and the Kardashians

have are weirdly linked in this way. Yeah, that really is. No, it was mostly just like a music video of his life. They, I think it was like a very light telling of his life from what I've heard. I mean, they show him popping a couple of pills or whatever, but what about the sandwiches? You know, put her in the sandwiches?

No, they get, they, they stay away from fat, all this stuff. Like they showed him getting unhealthy, but they didn't, it wasn't a huge phase. I mean, it's Hollywood, so they're like, okay, are we gonna show a fat guy? Are we gonna make a hot guy fat for too long? No one wants that. Just kill him right off.

That's like literally the part we want the most. He gets him up and top and they kill him. That's the part I want the most. I want like the Vegas Elvis, fat in the jumpsuits, being ridiculous. I mean, that's the part, that's the Elvis that everyone remembers. I mean, that's not remembered.

Everyone remembers all the Elvis, I guess. But like, that's the part that's the Elvis that everyone remembers. I mean, that's not remember. Everyone remembers all the Elvis, I guess, but like that's the one that is memorialized the most. All the Elvis impersonators, all the Elvis impersonators always impersonate fat Elvis. Yes, fat Elvis. Yeah, I don't know, but I definitely felt like it was fat hatred and when I got off the plane here in Los Angeles I was like, Buzz Lormi is gonna be standing out there with a welcome sign that says follow me so I can fucking kill you fat bitch. Don't get off this plane. They're happy if they won't even film fat Elvis. Okay anyway back to you then Elvis. Yes Natasha. Natasha Arthin Elvis. I'd like a little less conversation and a little more action-pleased. Elvis, pass me. I believe it's Elvis Presley.

It's parsley, Dave. Have you been sin-pressedly all your life? Why, your point of me, Eglise, on that payment butter and banana sandwich day? It's a steak. Dave. Oh, Dave. the sand which day. It's a steak. So she's yeah, Tasha's like, can I do the half day? If you think you can, I just need you to get the fish and put the asparagus on it. So you want me to put a pile of hammers on top of some socks. Please marry me. Dave, so we've been married for years, Dave.

What? You don't remember wedding, do you, Dave? So she's like, I think Dave is in a good space on the boat. His back to his old self is a nice energy. How we have each other's backs, which is nice. Can't wait to draw him all over again. Looks like he might be ready to stop Daltran. Let's begin with, she then torches a fish.

Yeah, I don't know that the holiday is needed to be blow torched, but you know, I love your... Well Natasha said it was a creme brulee, so he was just lost in the sauce. Pauline dended. No! So then, yeah, she talks about that and then he delivers the food. Okay, so then read. Okay, so Z read is trying to mess around with Z in Courtney, right?

And he's like, oh no, it's Saturday. I'm missing the band a game right now. No, we're playing Ole Miss. Roll tied. And Z goes, what's that? What's that? He goes, it's American. Because I don't understand.

I don't understand the best of Zee Yarns as he says it. Like he can. Like it's like little. This is anymore. And he's like, oh, I'm back in football. I don't understand it. And of course, I mean either, except that they're webbing shoulder pads. And then course, like, me neither, except that they wear big shoulder pads.

And then Reed goes, does that turn you on? Being the slut that you are? And she's like, not really, actually. Like, Courtney, you know, I mean, he does get bad later, but Courtney really has no sense of humor for somebody who walks around giggling all the time. Well, I think Reed is not good with his joke. I mean, I think it's a weird thing because the way he delivered it was not like, oh, does that turn you on? He goes, is that turn you on?

I was like, uh, you got creeped out by Reid. I got creeped out. Um, well, I thought he was just joking first. I mean, I don't really understand Bama games either, but I'd be like, oh, that sucks. Anyway, but they're like, well, stupid, it's the most stupid dumb. It's Bama. No one likes you here. He took funny. That's how I heard it. So then Dave brings

his first no glazed dessert. I know. I know. Which congratulations. I know. It feels like an evolution chart. It was a real life. It was a real life. It was shocked. Well, I think the only reason why there was no mirror glazes is because Kyle is actually from South Africa. So, and apparently this is a traditional South African dessert or at least a popular one.

So maybe Kyle was like, Dave, name milk tot, not. Okay, Dave. Sounds like fun. So yeah, Dave. Sounds like fine. So yeah, he did the milk talk. So then Reed gets a call from his dad and his sister and he's like, hey, y'all, no, hey, what time did you get up over there? Because time sure is different if you're

in a different location. You know, is it before, is it after, is it today, is it tomorrow, is it the next month is it Christmas? Do they have Christmas over there a bunch of foreigners? Huh, what do they look like? Do they wear capes? Have you been able to see much of the malt shop? Dad, it's a it's called malt. Oh, I thought you just went to work at a malt shop in Europe. That's funny So he's like you sure having adjusted that time zone yet, whatever it is,

huh? And he's like, no. And then Reed tells us again, he's like, my home town is a small town. Everyone knows each other a decatur. And I want to travel. I want to be somewhere where the people are. I want to know what it's like to see a Bama game in different times. Want to know what it's like to see a Bama game in different times though I'm cramping I'm cramping I'm cramping I Want to be a speed I'm gonna do something big you guys watch Bama See the thing is the reason why I decided to work on boats as I said roll tide so much. I actually wanted a roll on a tie So you guys like I'm cramping I need to die a of seeing him. Well, at least I didn't have to say it.

So then beer is delivered to Amanda. Why don't I write shit like that? I know, right. That tops shirt. Oh, because Eric goes, oh, beer, huh? And she goes, yeah, I mean, it's like got a big head. And he goes, every time I get ahead, it's all great. And she just like stops drinking and looks at him like,

oh, she's like, I'm gonna go to bed. You ruined my beer. She does, yeah, I just saw that that's real. She's like, I'm going back to bed. So then Natalia, now Natalia is the new day because she tells Natasha, she goes, all right, I'm gonna get down. Do you need, but, you know,

do you need help folding napkins? Do you want me to get folding napkins? And Natasha just doesn't respond to her. She you know, do you need help folding napkins? We want to net fold napkins, and Natasha just doesn't respond to her. She's like, oh, wrong. I'm gonna give Shae a good night. This is shit. This is shit. She's like, I'm not gonna be like Dave though.

I'm not gonna, if you're gonna give me the silent treatment, I'm just gonna walk away. Oh yeah. And Natasha's like, Metallia's frustrating, I don't want to walk on eggshells, but I also don't want to clean the paint, and there's eggshells all over on the set.

What can you do? Lacka took a course on how to walk on eggshells. It's actually quite easy. And then I made a cocktail called Broken Eggshells, which is just broken eggshells with a dash of water. It's delicious. So work, work, work, work. Okay, then everybody goes to bed.

Then in the morning, Storm is talking to Reed and he's teaching him how to lock a rope. And Reed's like, well, who's gonna tell me which one? He's like, no one's gonna tell you. You're just gonna know. He's like, okay, yellow first, not black. Yellow first, not black. So, anyway, I said, I said Sandeys.

I don't think we know what I'm talking about half the time. I know, just like, say slut after a word. It's you. Pancake Slut. Wall fanslot. People don't get my banter. We're just making Reed call everybody a slut. We're doing read a huge

So um Sandi's like dick root dick root dick root. We're heading back to the deck slut. Okay. Got a gotta work on that band. I got a work on that Badger has anyone knows that he a man is our captain So the anchors coming up I mean they have the same haircut. Let's be honest. But my God, I'm turning red. I feel my skin. I've put retina on and I feel it tingling. So I know I'm turning purple. So the captain is like, I'm rating her out back to doc.

And Courtney's doing the anchor. And she's like, wow, wow nice work Courtney and Z okay Edda, Edda, 37 minutes. Edda, Edda, Edda, E, E, E, E, kind of love doing umbrella. So um, breda, Edda, Edda. So then um yeah there's just like it's just it's the Starboard Wing, Starboard Wing, Starboard Wing, and then they're entering the port. And then Eric, now this is when Eric, the photographer, on top of everything else, he has to mansplain to the girl. It's like, oh yeah, she's got to make

sure she doesn't accidentally run into any other boats. Like, yeah, well actually, normally I would say, yeah, I think that they understand that but then again these are the girls who crashed You know, I don't know the nails the time I need to jump into stand up for these dope words Yeah, maybe they might have needed a little bit of mansplaining in that moment So storms like all right the wind is coming from starboard who have a lot of storeboard look it up What doing this what doing this? Oh my god, new crew. This is my first time with the new crew. It's like, oh god, here we go.

Someone get another book writer over here. Got another story coming. Yeah, so time to throw lines. Hey, read, throw that line. I, I, I, sir. Oh, sorry, sorry. Oh, god, did it again. And so then they dock. And Courtney shows read something with lines or whatever and it all works out. It all works out. So now everyone stands outside to greet the guests as they

Like it court me runs over. She's like, I think you might need help with some rope. So she runs over the help and the storm goes, she's a fucking whipping. with some rope so she runs over the help and then storm goes, she's a fucking whipping. She's such a badass whipping. What a fucking whipping. So then the guest relieving and Eric thanks them all and then they're all saying bye and Eric is basically like he kicks up to the top and he goes, hey you didn't pack yourself into my suitcase like I asked. You got to find some room. Like, all right, all of you. Here's, uh, here's the tip.

You all need to learn to make Googley eyes. Yeah. All right. Hey, just the tip. Am I right guys? Have they never heard that before? Cool. Yeah.

So then, uh, tip meeting alright great charter David that fish was really Freakin cool Interior you killed the disauways you had a growth moment Kyle. God. I love that Kyle you grew so much Like what are you saying he grew for he was yelling at somebody and then like calling them bitch behind their back. She's like wow great job Well, you should see the all the great moments all hard when Frank was on board if you know what I'm saying oh God and read you did great not really sure what roll tide means, but you know sounds like language from a real tugboat family and all sounds like language from a real tugboat family. So congrats on that.

Yeah, good, good job. And we're really killing you. That feels so good. Hey, here it is, the biggest tape of the season, $27,000, 500. So congratulations, everything. And that reads like, wow, this whole thing is weird. I mean, that whole trip, well, S&M and people of deviant cultures,

I mean, whatever, I'm here to make money and not cause problems. It's lots. It's lots. So work, work, work, work, work, work. And Captain passes laundry and she's like, wow, look how organized you are. She's like, what?

Love what he, just tonight's uniform uniform literally just taken off today already done That's what you got it. It's done Okay, really wasn't expecting So lily-que about it back a job. Roll tight. Yeah, roll tight roll. Oh, did you actually use tied and? So the tide pads It's how he's just like rolling tide containers on the floor. Is this what he means? So an attire then walks by Kyle while he's Kyle's Kyle's making a bed and and Looks into the room it goes Kyle if there isn't the shittiest bed. I've ever seen. I mean, the top's supposed to go around that way, not have the shamey there.

What are you doing? And he calls, this is why I say here to have hair skipping, because you always, because look at this, what you always doing, you always like, look at the good that you do. But we discuss this, and the fold goes behind the blue of the man. He's like, we discussed it, is it?

Is it we discussed? And it's like, this is ahead of hair skipping stuff. And it's like, okay, will you never let me say that again? Cause I got shit for that comment. You know, I'd hold on to chicken legs, stand these arms for about 10 minutes of apologizing for that. Got you.

What's the discussion guys? Teamwork. Teamwork. I'm like, great team building skills there Natasha. Teamwork! I'm like, great team building skills there Natasha. Teamwork! So Z and Courtney are laugh about getting to Keele or something and Courtney is like, so read, do you fancy on anyone on board besides me? Oh, just kidding, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding and he goes, wow, you have an undiagnosed case of narcissism. And she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

And she goes, what's that? What's narcissism? This is the point where Risha say, I'm just kidding. Yeah, I'm just kidding. And he's like, no, I'm gonna double down, I'm gonna find my way through this. Because, well, I think it's Greek mythology, narcissism, it's a love of oneself until it kills you.

And she's like, yeah. I make it to really awkward and she's like, wow, fuck it out. Well, I don't love myself She can pack that one away. He's like, no, no, you're misunderstanding hold on. I'm gonna triple them now, okay? It's not loving yourself on the inside. It's loving the exterior. It's the vigness I was like I was like wow, wow, you were, oh, you went back to, you went, it's not that he decided to dig deeper, a deeper hole. He just dropped dynamite in his hole. And surely he's not going to go further. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb,

you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, you're dumb, get to three, you're done. You're done. I'm becoming a threese. Yeah. And she's like, well, I don't love my exterior then. He goes, well, you might not love your exterior, but you sure do love your posterior. And she goes, what does that mean? I was like, Courtney, there are so many words you need to learn. You're going to get this offended over everything. There's a whole dictionary of shit

that you can get offended over. I know. She should know a posterior and narcissism are at this point for sure. Yeah. So he's like, oh, I don't even know. She goes, yeah, well those words don't even come out of my mouth.

I don't have myself and he goes, okay, well that's extremely depressing and we can unpack that later. And she's like, now she's mad at that. I don't think she knew what that meant to be there. She's like, what is it? What is it? What are you talking about?

I'm not looking at shit. What are you talking about? I'm not looking at shit. I'm not a stew anymore. I don't have to unpack things. Yeah, true. So, the God. So, she's like, you know, body image,

it's really hard for me to, you know, suppress that part down and he's like literally just letting it roar in my brain and what pisses me off as he's mad me for three days. Be careful. Be careful what you say to people. Careful the most you say. Change me to a lesson. So now she's crying. I think just, crying. I think I'm gonna give her that. I'm gonna let her, I think she's earned a cry from that because that was, it was like. It just came off, like it started as like okay,

narcissist, but it went right. Like even the first one about the narcissism, like it, he kind of delivered it a little bit too, like seriously, it felt like it was little bit to like seriously. It felt like it was one of those like truth and just moments and it's like, oh, you don't really know are well enough to be making these jokes, but then that he'd like double, triple down,

quadruple down, quince, quince, quince. I was just, I was just, what are you two? Also, as far as her body image stuff, I hate hearing that because she's gorgeous, right? She's smoking. Yeah, she's gorgeous. Yeah, and you see her, she looked great at practice. I mean, you're not gonna have an issue with it? She's smoking. Yeah, she's gorgeous. Yeah, and you see her, she looked great at practice.

I mean, you're not gonna have an issue with it. It's wrong. It's wrong. So then Courtney is crying. And by the way, and Zee can read goes, oh, golly. Another slut with slut tears. So by the way, but Zee was there during all this,

and I didn't like that Z just didn't say anything. I mean, that's like your friend, that's like you lover and you're easy just polishing the chrome over nearby and like I understand maybe like, you know, confrontation is hard for Z2, but it was sort of shitty that like this guy was coming on hard. Well, he was actually laughing because I think he got what the guy was saying. I think Z was nervous. The guy doesn't know Courtney so sensitive, you know, and so for her to be taking it so deeply and darkly, he didn't know she was doing that, you know, and I mean, to make it to the point where she's like,

I hate my body, and I don't know how to look at it. It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. I was making a joke based on what you said, lady. My God. And you've literally twerkerk six times today, okay? And stop crawling on the fucking mess table twerking, I'm trying to eat. Get your ass cheeks off the table. Yeah, but I think as he's still probably,

still should have, I think Z should have, like said, something I tried to wear to Z. And Z is usually so like, he's so alpha. Oh, yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Alpha. Really? So she cries and she's like, what, OZ comes down and she's like, why do people think that? I mean, I don't think that.

I don't think that. And he says, you shouldn't take everything so seriously. Just, but maybe I need to change how I act because I don't love myself. Maybe I need to be just not ugly. I don't love myself because I'm who I be just not wrong. Like, I don't love myself. Because I'm always thinking something not that's not bad. Noss assist.

With that. It's the same word. It's the same word. I know. He's saying that I love, he's saying that I love the post office. I don't know. I don't know about the post office.

I think he said posterior. What is that he did? I don't even know. He's just making up words now. My partner, I don't have ears on my post. posterior So then downstairs like notizing go for a nap and Kyle and Natasha are joking around and then read C's Courtney and the galley and like she walks by and he goes Oh, can we talk and she's no, no, it's fine. I'm just I'm just being stupid She's like crying and he's like oh really and he's like He's like oh really sorry. She's no, no, I'm just being stupid. I'm just being a girl. I'm just being a girl And I was like oh, I hate that she felt that she had to

Minimized her reaction and her feelings and that she had to say oh, I'm just being a girl like that was so sad to me that That's where she went and he's like no, you're not. You've been an awesome person. And I'm really sorry. She said, but it's just frustrating because like, I'm last person to say stuff like that. It like pisses me off. And people say that about me, whatever it was. I'm just, I don't really know. But I think it's very offensive. And he's like, really? Sorry. She was, I'm just being a girl, but thank you. And he's like, I don't want to hide that I messed up. I just, I feel like I've thrown away a relationship building with Courtney and Z. And I need to admit it.

And I got to mend it with that slutty, slutty girl. But I need to start thinking that her posterior twerk ends more like clapping. I'm a sign of approval. From that one, every time those butt cheeks clapped together, I'm just going gonna bow and say, thank you. Thank you very much. Narcissist need love too.

So then Courtney goes to Natalia and she's crying to her and she's like, he said I'm an architect. I don't mean to have anything. It's like, I think that's an architect. She was, you know what, you should love yourself and even if you did love yourself, so what, you should love yourself. I mean, at least you can make a bed and like, call her over there with bed of everything

in my life. I tell you that. No. And so, Courtney's like, yeah, well, it's because always a Tom girl growing up and my mom wanted me to be a girl. I'm like, more with girl girl. And they were like, well, can't you look more like your mom, she's so fair. Oh, man, I can't believe she was pity against her mom.

Oh, that's, I don't know, please, I'm from the south. How about to say I love that. That's like what gay icons are made of. You're on your way, Courtney. So, um, so then Natasha brings Kyle, a cocktail. Everyone's getting ready. Everyone gets dressed up. It's time to go out.

They're getting into the van, a lot of giggles, a lot of laughter. Kyle's wearing another shiny blouse. It's all the way down to his belly button. And he looks down and he's like, oh my God, my nipple is a... Can you say something if you've seen nipple? They're like something. It's like, I'm like, what the hell is that? Can he say something if you see me, Nipple? They're like something.

It's like something, dude. So then in the other car, Courtney is pulling out her nipple and like getting in the picture with the, it's a very nipple-centric moment on the show. So then they go to a restaurant and read immediately, it's like, listen, I just want you to know Courtney, I really regret it Hold on, you know, let's just take a pause look at yourself. You should love yourself. You're beautiful

Probably take a lot of goddamn selfies. I could just imagine your team mobile bill We almost a year sending pictures to yourself all over the place, but not progress. And whatever man wants up marrying you, if you ever do get married, man, he will be a patient man having to hold your pocketbook while you take all those photos. God bless. Just let me suggest you married Dave because he makes a mirror glaze every night. You can just stare at it. You can just stare at it. Uh, she's like, you man, no harm.

Well, I did mean to use a lot of big words that you didn't know. Well, okay, you didn't mean that, but I'll be back here, but I've learned them. What were they? Pocketist. Wow. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Promise So lost area For later lists so So then so then she's like she's saying well, that's good That he saw how much the joke affected her cuz he shouldn't be making jokes They all toast and everything and everything's great and then Kyle's like in also

I want to chase to this whole year. Cheers to you for being a cheeky motherfucker. At least you speak your mind, you little stupid skank. Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord. And then Ty's like, yeah, he said today, watch you didn't know, we went up to Dave and I called you a bitch.

And he goes, well, I wanted to be honest because that came out. So I wanted to just be honest with you. She goes, well, I'm glad you're honest. And Starr said, the truth is, he got in trouble with the captain Sandy. And that's why I told you. And she's like, what? And Kyle smiles as drops and he tells Storm, now you're being a bitch. Yeah. Kyle is like, Kyle is so mad. And Storm was, yeah, well, she stepped in and said, no, like you can't talk like that. And he goes, oh, you're K-Babe. Are you K-Babe?

And then Natalia's like, now Natalia's mad. She's like, well, you know what? We're going to talk about it tomorrow in week hours. Okay, in week hours. I'm not talking about it right now. Now, talking about work right now. Not while we're sitting at this lovely hospital bed. Saying goodbye.

I thought it was a restaurant, Tosh. No, it's a hospital. The Prime Minister of Malta is a Patent. Say his parting words. So Tali is like, I said, I'll speak next morning. Because I've got nothing to talk about. I'll touch you with a touchy. And she's like, well, because you got nothing to talk about. I'll touch you with a touchy. And she's like, well, because you missed some things, didn't you, Kyle? And he's like, well, I've got nothing else more

to explain to you than what I did. And you look nothing from me. You looking for attention, and you're not gonna get it from me. Looking for attention? Is that what you're saying? And looking for attention? Because well, after I've given you the fit,

I've given, I give you facts. I give you facts. And he's like, and you've been talking trash And she goes on the most calmest person in the group run out of the coil And he's like I'm fucking cool And then read is like Kyle Kyle Natalia stop stop. I'm like you just got here. You you definitely say out of this one me Yeah, well that like, oh my god, someone's gonna break down crying at least a second.

Stop them. So, Karth, you need to face your own shit and Tasha is trying to like pull the martini out of the pants. Let's go to the toilet. Karth. Teamwork. Yeah, so she drags Karth to the toilet and it's to be continued. We don't know what's going to happen.

But we knew that was going to fall apart. That explosion was never going to happen. So everyone, thanks for being here. Thanks for listening. We are back later this week with Girlfriend's in Paris and Salt Lake City and Winterhouse. And of course Beverly Hills. So catch us all there. Remember to subscribe if you're new. Hit that subscribe, smash that subscribe, like and subscribe. And we will talk to you on the next episode. Bye everyone.

Bye. Watch what crap ends would like to think it's premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. Ashley Savoni, she don't take no baloney. She's not just a Sheila, she's a Daniella. Itch-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o- Sip some scotch with Jessica Trotch! Jess saying, okay! Kristen the Piston Anderson! She's always subliin', it's Kelly Ryan. Megan Berg, you can't have a burger without the Berg! You're never alone with Lacey Montellone. Let's give a kisserino to Lisa Lino!

There ain't no problem that Sarah Solvia can't solve you. The Bay Area Betches Betches And our super premium sponsors? Somebody get us 10ccs of Betsy MD. Always the wiser is Allison Weisler! We're taking the gold with Brenda Silva. Erica, 500 days of summers! She's the Queen Bee, it's Sarah Lemke!

The incredible edible Matthew sisters. Don't get salty with Christine Pepper! Let's go on a bender with Lauren Fender. My favorite Merto, Karen McMurdo. She's a good hobby, it's Lauren Hobgad. Nobody holds a candle to Jamie Kendall. Better do what she says, it's Elva Enrique. Give him hell, Miss Noel.

Can't have a meal without the Emily sides. We want to hang with Liz Lang. Shannon out of a cannon Anthony! Let's take off with Tamla Plane. She ain't no shrinking Violet Couture! We love you guys! Or you can listen ad-free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts. Before you go, tell us about yourself

by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.