Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Sandy Has Coke Zero Tolerance

Episode Date: August 1, 2018

Major drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Captain Sandy is on the verge of firing Hannah Banana after the chief stew takes waaaay too long to drink a refreshing Coca Cola beverage. And if that weren't bad enough, Hannah then has to deal with the impecunious concerns of Conrad, whose request for 50 euros nearly leads to a Brexit of its own. Also, Joao is still terrible. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, hello, Ben. How are you doing today? I'm doing so great. I'm so glad we got to do this below dick mid before you leave me. I know. I have been so inspired by below dick mid that I have decided that I have to make a pilgrimage to seasons one through three of below dick mid. I am going on a family vacay that has been literally planned for a year going on a cruise that's gonna start in Italy and then go down through Croatia and degrees and back up into Italy for basically 11 days. So I'm literally going on

the below deck med path and I am actually extremely excited while I like that. I'm actually excited to go to Italy. Who would have thought? Yeah, who the fuck? Who the fuck? I do have to thank you because you're taking on the burden of the podcast while I'm gone. And so thank you. The burden's shmurden. Yeah, well you are, but luckily we have some good guests

that you have lined up to cover the shows with us. So thank you, Ronnie. Thank you for your patience for this. And thank you listeners, because, you know, babe, thank you. It's gonna be fun. Go have fun. Take a break.

Take a load off. I feel like an asshole. I'm like, I'm going on cruise in Italy. I feel like a true asshole saying that. Well, I will tell you this much. Assholes don't feel like assholes. So there you go. You're my asshole.

Well, thank you so much. Well, I am planning to take as many, like, experience as many below deck-med things as I possibly can. The crew is basically just stopping all these places and you get off, you go out on a little excursion. You know, I was really excited to go to Capri, so I could relive the little picnic at the top of that hill but I realized on the Capri day I signed up to go to see Pompeii who the fuck I'm gonna look at damn people from the volcano David so I'm sorry David David why aren't you moving David was there a volcano David I want to do is eat oh I want to do is eat. Oh, I want to do is run from lava. God. She can play in the whole Beach and Atlanta for two shows in Atlanta.

Then in September, we are going to be in good old-fashioned Denver, Colorado. So we hope you guys are coming to those. They're always a good time and it is the last day to buy your Trixi Monaco and the three-arm octopus shirt. So go buy it because it will be gone to more road. Gone. No. It's an amazing t-shirt. You did an amazing job with it Like I love my Fans We need to decide what the next one's gonna be to by the way Oh, my god, there's another thing to add on to your list before you get on a plate. They've been hour and a half or whatever

Oh, god. All right, but for now it's Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do And I was like, it's gonna be hard to live up to last season, but this season's a really good job. Silence. Just kidding. It is doing a good job. I'm really enjoying. I was texting malls back. Oh, okay. In the beginning, I'm used to talking more. So I like open my mind.

I'm just, Ronnie. I'm like, I'm all having seen you for a long time. What's going on? Wanna hang out, girl? All right, Ronnie, from here on out, I don't wanna see you and malls together, okay? Not together, not together. I told you you could have one coke with Miles one coke one coke So today okay, I have just closed the mo oh my god. I just closed my screen. Oh, I'm on the verge fucking firing

I don't even want to see your face. Stay away from the rest of the podcast. Well dessert. I'm always the one like everybody shut up. They're fucking found. And then it's me who's texting my dog will be barking. Um, that said, I'm about to fire. Hammer. And that's where we are starting this week with Sandy pacing around in just the only way that pass. are starting this week with Sandy pacing around and just the only way that passes. I mean, Sandy can only pace around like this. I imagine her like on a big deck of a boat, Mike pirates of the Penns ants or whatever. Where it's just like a very paced pace. You know what I mean? She also can only pace if she's narrating her pacing. Like she has to, if she's pacing, she's like, I can't believe it. Oh god, I'm so angry. I'm just, I'm so furious at this moment. Right now, I'm so angry and, oh, I feel better.

So I guess I'll stop pacing now. Okay. Well, now I'm seeing still. No longer pacing. Okay. You know, my favorite character on TV, Pacey. I mean, that, you know what? I never, I never took my bow down a creek. But if I could have, that was the creek I would have gone down.

I'm going to teach her anything. It's going to be a little Dassence Creek. Okay. This boat down a creek, but if I could have, that was the creek I would have gone down. I'm gonna teach her anything. It's gonna be a little Dastin's Creek, okay? This is not a creek, this is an ocean, Hannah. So, you know, for those who don't remember last episode, Hannah was supposed to take Kenny and Amber to the beach for like, she was allotted one Coca-Cola. There was some debate, did she say Coke or Coke? Like she's gonna go to different coves. No, she was allotted one Coca-Cola. There was some, there was some debate. Did she say Coke or Coke?

Like she's gonna go to different coves. No, it was Coke. She was supposed to have one Coca-Cola and come back to the boat. It was one Coke. I knew it was a Coke. I've always said it was a Coke. I thought it was a Coke too,

because someone got in my head. If you not listen to the internet, just kidding guys, you know we listen to Efe too. But yeah, I knew it was a Coke because it's just so sandy to be like one Step at the sort of shop. Okay, you're gonna have one jigger of coke. Do you understand? Not a Pepsi? Not a Pepsi done art not in our RC cola not a CNC cola. If I said if I smell big red on your breath, you're gonna get it missing. You're gonna get it not a cherry coke. big red on your breath you're gonna get it missy. You're gonna get it. Not a cherry coke, jicacari cola, you know? No. So while Sandi's upstairs on the bridge

pacing, you know, narrating her own pacing, Hannah is still like in her room and then Adam is throwing salt at the food like only chefs do where they're like Boom boom, since they shot salt boom. Yeah, so Sandy is she's furious. You know, she wants to fire Hannah So she does but but she doesn't want to see Hannah the moment so she goes the next next best thing. She's like Conrad Can read come see me on the bridge right this instance. Okay, and she's pissed because it wasn't a You know captain can read Conrad candy she's pissed because it wasn't a, you know, Captain Canrad Conrad, Sandy, and Conrad on it. It wasn't that. It was, it was a sandy conrad comes to me on the bridge. I was like, oh, shit. She is

mad. She like, she, and she hit the, the, the, the, of Conrad, or she was like, Canrad, she was like, she was like spitting with the back of her throat. Like, so it's like her seaword. Yeah, her seaword is Conrad. It's like the worst word she's ever said. So he comes up and he's like, Sit down. Sit down, your legs look tired. I just actually just want you to sit down

because he's been standing up a lot today. Haven't you? Okay, take a seat. Take a seat. Conrad. What happened last night was manipulative, taken advantage. You did not do the right thing. You did the opposite of a spiky joint. You did the wrong thing. Okay. Now get off the bus. Get off the bus is more like it. Okay. Girl,

girl number anything but nine. Girl number seven. Girl, you got it. You got it. Why is, why is, girl, girl number six afraid of girl number seven? Because girl number seven eight nine, huh? Okay, you this, you've got a jungle regular temperature. Yeah. Yeah.

Guess what? You have a, you have a tundra fever. That's what I think different different habitat fever. Mm-hmm. Malcolm, Malcolm Y. Z. W. So, dating Hannah has really filled this innocent little boy who I could have sworn was like the leader of a fidget spinner video on YouTube. I watched a few months ago before he came on this boat like what's the fidget spinner? Oh, tell you, Moon. But now he's like all full of piss and vinegar. And she's like, you at that matto with that bright thing.

And he's like, hey, what, what? Like he's ready to fight. I'm like, really? You're gonna fight Andy. He's also confused. Cause she's like, you left him in the hours ago. He's like, uh, I'm ready to fire you and Hannah. He's like for what Click to subscribe fidget spinner

He's like I can catch a fidget finger Then a fidget spinner in my hands and mail the hands in my hands That's like oh really you think it's been okay to be on a boat with a boss in it that chiefs stool the whole time and he's like I was doing mature but they're gonna drive the belt themselves. It's yes or no question can rad. Is it okay for five hours? Yes or no question.

I was like oh that's not unsu- I'll do my job. Do my job. I don't see what happened. Oh sorry babe. No I literally my job. I don't see what happened. Oh, sorry babe. No, I'm a little bit surprised. I'm asking you. I've got one question for you. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a touchy roll? It's a gastro-no question. Well, actually, no, it's specifically not. Oh, yes, no question. I don't want to hear it, Countrad. How many licks does it take? What would you do for a client-ag party? Yes or no question, can't read What would you do John Keyhones? Okay?

Hey, here's a question. How low would you go? How low would you go? I got a question for you You better not leave a finger on my better finger answer. Yes or no question for you, you better not lay a finger on my better finger. And say yes or no question, Conrad. Conrad, what's it going to take you to do to let go of my echo? OK? Yes or no? Yes or no?

Yes or no? You like it like I can like it go my echo, huh? Hmm. So she's like, hey, Conrad, what's in your wallet, huh? She's like the price of yelling at Conrad pr's in your wallet huh? She's like the pricey y'all on it Conrad priceless Hey Conrad beef is it for dinner? Where's the beef? Don't answer me with another question sir Is it time to make the donuts? Is it time Conrad?

So Jamie and Casey meet on the stairs. And Jamie's like, do you feel some tension on the boat? I've just had a chocolate milk but I don't know where it came from. Are we about to crash or something going on? And Casey's like, I think something is going on. And I want to know more. The more self-assured Casey gets, the dumber she sounds.

I know. Like by new obsession. Yeah. So Sandy is like yelling upstairs. Me and Molly could like hear it all over the boat. He's just like, something's going on. So, so. That's not we carried the boat.

You know how much that hurt my back. And it's and kind of goes, ocean, but taking a bullock and for taking this. Ocean, not protecting a ball. And it's like, yeah, yeah should not be taking a bullockin' for taking this. I should not be taking a bullockin' since it's like, yeah, you are taking a bullockin'. Yeah, okay. All right, yeah.

You are getting a bullockin', ya-bollicker. Okay, a little too little bullockin'. Come on, bring it in here for a bullock's hug. Okay, now sit back down. Do you like it? Yeah, you look in here, there's no eye in bollaker, Conrad. Okay. So Conrad's like, the guests want us to say over,

and you said I should do anything for these guests and that's what I did That's what I did you you Not Hannah okay you do what's supposed to be not for Hannah and so seems like one coke One coke and you're supposed to be back to the boat, right? It's a yes or no one coke How many yeses in a nose in a coke and she's blinded with sandy rage because she doesn't remember that that was the promise that anime not him yeah he was driving the boat so you know people have been up and down on this on the internet I'm not sure where people are buying but it's

obvious that she's just obviously still hating obviously she's obviously you know that's where my English is today deal with the people we actually she's obviously just still pissed off at Hannah from last season and she's just gonna be mad at anything that happens for a while. But she's also annoying, you know, like Hannah was down and then like Brooke should have been the one to go to the beach because Brooke was up for 21 hours and like Hannah did say She was gonna go for one coke and we get to the cry. I see where things went wrong because then we see Hannah talking to Jamie And she's like well, honey. I don't know what saying you saying mad. I went to the beach with him. I had a sprite. We went to the tender. I'm like up Yeah, the sprite. Yeah, you were not allowed Yeah, not mandated the sprite was not you were supposed to have a cook and not a sprite

Yeah, it's like trying to like break me off the piece of that sprite back bar. It doesn't work. No, okay It's not that's not how it goes Hannah Yeah, it's like trying to like break me off the piece of that sprite back bar. It doesn't work. No. Okay. It's not that's not how it goes. Hannah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I think Hannah did wrong because can he asked for Brooke and ice in the first place and that's what she should have gotten. Yeah, she's wrong, but Sandy is just going crazy. Like, what are they going to do? Okay, Hannah had her coke now kind of reds going to drive everybody back to the boat and then back out to the coves again. Like it never really made a whole lot of sense. No, it never did. So Brooke is like, oh dear, I should storm the brewing. I hope that someone could hold my hand in case there's trimmers and awfulness compounding. I don't need a man to hold me hand during the ship storm. I'd like to consider him more than a breller. Dear Joao, there's a ship storm abruing and I can only help, but as things go awry,

that you shall be safe and sound and come back to me soon. For I shall stay at this hearth every single night until I gaze my eyes upon yours in the flesh So aren't you dearest still love? I know what's going on I think that Sandi's mad that I can't tell about what like really Casey Because you hear you hear Sandy like one cock Cazie's like something smells fishy and smells pretty damn smoky and accurate like Kaisy you're ironing a Plastic bag. Kaisy you're ironing a trout So then so then Sandy is like so when Hannah's on the boat she never told you she was gonna have one Coca-Cola when Hannah's on the boat, she never told you, she was gonna have one Coca-Cola,

Nattis Freight, and come right back to the yacht. And come and say, no, no, I think she's like, I'm hoping you're telling me the truth, because that you didn't know, I'm hoping, okay, it's true, all right. Okay, all right. Okay, all right. You need to, you need to know that

before you make your final answer, okay, because it's your final answer, you do not have a phone a friend, okay? Okay, then I'm gonna go with that answer. All right. That's the truth. So what are you gonna do next time? Not take us to.

Take a deck hand. Take a deck hand. All right. I think you'll be here for your punishment. That's right, you swing hands on the back of your back. Okay, like that. You know what, let's all take a nap and, you know, let's come back to our senses. That was a good, that was a good ballad game, right?

When you go take your nap in your dream, swim over to that rack over there and I'll swim to the same rock and I'm going to give you a nap hug. Okay. We'll make a nap sanctuary, you know what we're going to do. Hey, you want us to hear the boat real quick before the bulking ends? You want to do that? This is getting to our, do our runs this boat now. Okay, go away.

So meanwhile Hannah's downstairs making her case of Jamie's. She's like, you know, honey, I have a little anxiety and stuff I'm trying to deal with. And it's like a really hard time. I'm like, yeah. I mean, like I feel for people with anxiety. I just, I think maybe I just come from a different time where that's not something that's going to get you off the floor. I have had anxiety. I had to give, I had to give, I had to wait tables. I had the whole restaurant to myself and it was right, it was the same day as I had basic. Like I literally could not see. I was bumping into tables,

dropping to jeans on people's head at the monkey restaurant. I still have to go. Okay. You think I didn't have anxiety? Get the work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like the anxiety thing I totally support at the panic attack.

I think that's totally real, but she'd tell you, just go for one coke, even though it didn't really make sense. I don't know. So, Sandeys, yeah, so Sandeys based like Can Red, you have a bright future ahead of you, lots of naps, a lot of bananas, a lot of brains, you know, broccoli and mashed potatoes. So you go, you go now and you be sure. Did you notice that she goes, you have a bright future ahead of you, Bingo. Okay.

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Oh, god, it was a rough week with people Hey, like, oh, Coddy was a rough week with people tweeting about justice because Bethany tweeted too. And she's like, Oh, God, I want to say, you know, like literally seriously, thanks to United Airlines because like I was sitting on the plane, then the pilot came over to the lab speaker and said, sorry, Bethany, but my wife and sister said, hi, okay, now, like I'm literally under the desk right now, like I'm literally under the chair. I'm so embarrassed. Yeah, like my walls up, like literally my wall wall that's between like Bethany class and first class. It's up I wonder how much housewise tweets have changed the way airlines work Oh, I I have used Twitter all the time when it comes to airlines anything I need I'm like hey American it American airlines

You get like they forgot to put TSA on to pre onto my thing I was like can you do this and they do it right away And then all light turned around and then just complain. They'll be like, there is a child kicking at my seat. I have $40 back, please. I'm awful. Hey there. You know what this podcast needs?

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to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Oh, so then next up, uh, Captain is Hannah comes up. She's like, doesn't she call Hannah up there? I don't have it in my nose. Um, well, because the next thing that happens is Adam's like, whoa, is, uh, are there children on board and Amber's like, oh, no, that's just Kenny doing a Donald Duck impersonation. I'm like, what?

I'm sure enough, Kenny's like, like, but first Captain goes, I don't want to see you anywhere near me, Hannah. Well, that was no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,rad and she's like, hello, honey. What's going on? He's like, no, this isn't a fucking joke It isn't a fucking joke and she's like, I know it's a fucking joke. I like, uh-oh Hannah is She's not eating her. She's not ready. He's some humble buy at the moment. She is rated a brawl And he's like, it's not a joke deal with it. Oh my god Conrad Jesus. So Conrad Conrad goes up to the deck And he sends he sends Jowab down for dinner for Unbreak and we just see this Shot of Jow in the mess like looking at the big there's like a big ball of like spaghetti with shimmy

Oh, yeah look at this little porn rock here. Why is this how much you're Doing a hashtag me two moments to a prawn You're even abusive. You're even assaulting a prawn sir. Yeah, I know like it's just all the prawns are like He's and then When Conrad goes to tell him he has a break. He's like, yeah, if it break name what you do and he's like, look you know the slide I'm sick of geez get over yourself. It's like you look, no, the slad. I'm like, oh, jeez, get over yourself. It's like, he's still obsessed with the fucking slide. It's like a date later, you know?

And then he's gonna go abuse a prawn. I mean, the guy is the worst. I know. So then we see Colin and Brooke, and he's like, he's like, why is everybody getting in trouble? I mean, not me, I'm a good kid. My mom raised me right. I'm a good little guy.

I'm a good kid. My mom raised me right. I'm a good little guy. I'm calling. Bye. Well, I've always liked Casey, myself, but in the past few days, we've gotten closer than two people can get without having one penis and one vagina when the sunset is nearing to me. The most beautiful sunset it's ever made in sunset and life Hey Brooke, hi Brooke check out the way I can say I can put a thread through a through a button just like that Brooke What do you think about that Brooke? I'm so in skiedue we had to do this in Zimbabwe

What's on this piece that she's been off the boat all day. But don't worry, everybody. I'm gonna find out what's happening. Me, Detective Casey. My iron and my, and my monoco- Ow! My iron is not the monoco- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So then yeah, they're like broken drawer or gossiping about all the drama happening

and drives like, you know what? I don't really give a fuck. The people who mad on friends with the other people Why don't I don't give a fuck about it she's like That's exactly how I feel KINGDUED SOULS in the middle of the night fighting love together Two ships pass another ships together in the night So captain Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa.

Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa. Santa So Hannah and Sandy. One question, Hannah. Yes or no question. Yes. Do you think you did nothing wrong? Yes or no? You said one coke.

Yes or no? You said one coke. And Hannah goes, I'll tell you, all this going on a tender ride. One coke. One coke. Sink, can. One coke.

And then we get a clip of Hannah going, the captain going, one coke, right? Hannah and Hannah is like, one coke, Sink, canna, one coke. And then we get a clip of Hannah going, the captain going, one coke, right? Hannah and Hannah is like, one coke. You were gone five hours. Well, to be honest, it was a very large coke and I drank it very slowly. I don't know how I guess that makes sense. Never mind.

He used to pay for the sake of the guests and she's like, forget about the guests. Well, he used to pay for save the guests and she's like forget about the guests. He used to pay to save them. She's like not the chief stool who took off the entire day they day before that person should be here after one cook. You think that's okay? As a person that knows her team showed up for her, she goes off on Tander for five hours, having a sprite instead of a coke two different colors five hours

and Hannah just snarls just with the guests you know she's just like Santa that like pugnacious based on right now she is ready to tussle you know forget the guests canna forget the guest what matters now is you had a sprite and I told you you can have a coke okay you think think that's okay? Yes I do. Then that's why we won't work Hannah. Now I'm gonna tell you the same thing that I tell Dick and Spliff at the beginning of the season. When we show him one time and never see him again. Don't talk to me the rest of the charity hangers on. Okay under five, get out. So Hannah's like so say he's supposed to say it in the drinks. Hannah who is supposed to not the chief stewardess who is not at work the entire day and he was like

Honeh face, Honeh face, Honeh face, Honeh face. That person should have been on his boat right after her one hour coke. Okay. You actually think what you did was okay and that's the most disturbing part. And I was like yes, do you think he's okay for me to be with a guest. I'm like, Hannah, do you even know how to keep a job right now? Like you just go, you know what, you're right. I'm sorry, I misjudged that just, just like put on a smile.

Service the smile. You don't attack me the rest of this chatter. And they kind of leave some sick water. I've got a nine. Honey, the captain goes, I am so angry. So then Casey is hanging close and she's like, drama, drama, drama, I'm about to find

out what's going on. I'm going to ask this turtle out. Let's not buy iron case. Oh my God, drama drama. So Hannah's in her room. She's like, oh, still don't know what I've done wrong. I still don't know. You had a sprite. Okay.

You know, like, it's like saying, okay, guess what? You know what you can do? You can go and have a snickers. And you're like, guess what I did? I had a Milky Way. I was like, no, two different things. Not a lot. Yeah, you know saddest I kiss nickers satisfies you okay? It's right there. I thought they don't you know sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don't I mean joy has nuts Mounds don't so don't bring me a man's when I want to not enjoy Hannah

So Adam who's not being yelled out for once is like The lad of witness going on with our crew right now once is like, oh, there's a lot of witness going on with our crew right now. And the ink on rad. But I need to focus on my food, which I know is going to be a blowout. I was like, oh, I can't wait to see the chicken salad you served today, Adam. And it's the most boundaries over there. So Hannah finds Konrad. She's like, do you want to have a little chat? He's like, yeah, we could do a little bit later. Okay, boy.

He just like turns into a cloud of dust. He's like, a obligatory cut of Jamie like Dying I'm doing the Jamie for you So now it's like Conrad Conrad Sandy Conrad Conrad Sandy Sandy Conrad Conrad to the bridge Conrad Conrad Conrad Conrad You're not being come right okay. Oh Conrad. Guess what? I'm sorry, I yelled at you. Oh, God. You took the front of my anger because I was so upset with Hannah and I apologize.

And it's like, thank you, but I want you to know I do my job. Hannah, no, Hannah. And she'll kind of know you take it seriously. Just take your jab more seriously than that rhyme with Benanna. And he's like, all right, Cotton. And then we've just heard Adam talking about how he's really

going to blow it out in the food department and then they serve ministering. Yeah. Knock it out, Adam. Way to go. Way to go. To the salad afterwards. So.

And then what's his bones? It's like, and all these veggies there 100% sure there's no onions. OK, no one gives a fuck about your stupid storyline from last year. Okay, it's Branding everything with noon noon ions. Yeah, sir So Hannah's like Adam see Did you arrange the onion hunt that you wanted to do? He's like

I'm sort of like cooking a very complex minister on his super head now. I mean I'm sort of like cooking a very complex minister on the super head now. I mean Well, Hannah's a way she was supposed to be here organizing the onion hunt, but I guess you didn't want to do that Yeah, it was blood to be romantic and Skabe I'm like yeah The onion thing was your idea sir. Okay, so Hannah and Casey. Casey, I don't know why wrote this down. It's like a two-second thing. But Hannah's being sexier and nice to everybody because she's in trouble. So she's like totally brick calls it. She is totally over-compensating and just being like sickly sweet, which is Hannah, so nobody's buying it, you know. She's like, oh, let's use my to get my Chanel and I'll never show my Chanel. And Casey immediately starts ironing it.

Because Hannah was like, Casey's like, I guess they're really nice and they seem to really like Minnesciani soup and I burned off my big toe today, but I think it's okay because I don't know how much I need it and I was like, uh, Hannah, do you modify interruption and exfoliate your forehead with my Chanel? I'll let you use my Chanel to exfoliate your forehead. Iale all the cheese motionale exfoliate your forehead. I don't know what exfoliation means but okay. So then, um, stupid, gross guy is upstairs eating and he is like joao where everything he says is some, it's like some

misogynist thing, you know. He's like everyone loves the little stuff too. Oh yeah, it's like shut up already Just shut up with this and Adam you think I haven't the fuck off this, but I know and Adam's being annoying He's like whoa now that Hannah trying to kiss everyone's ass. I'm getting more communication one dinner service And I've gotten all season long. I'm like, you know what? Stop you're still bitter over the fact that no one told you to put the food in the fridge. We get it, okay? Like like yeah loser get back to making your fucking chicken noodle soup or whatever five-star meal you have planned for dinner. Okay. You're a Chotino pizza rolls.

So, um, and then we see Conrad in bed and this really pissed me off. He was like lying in bed with his fitted sheet half off. I- That's like my pet peeve. Like, I don't know how anyone could like lie on a bed, Craig Connvers style with the fitted sheet, like curled up over the mattress, like coming in, like encroaching on you, like pull it over the corner. You're boasting. Yeah, you should know better. Now I'm not mad at you about this. I'm mad at Hannah. Yeah, she should. It made your bed. You, she shut up. So Hannah's like, Cindy eats me. You know, um, I guess I asking what told me the, the end cop in the morning. I'm like a smooth Hannah.

She's, she's like, na, 30 Hannah. Oh, she roughed her neck. She said, yes, do you read? I'm gonna rough my neck right now. Yeah, I'm gonna rub this is like hand piece and my hands piece I'm gonna make my neck right now left to right left to right pushing in harder. Oh, that's good. That's good I think my hand hits a nap Will to my favorite guests my favorite anniversary couple. I've got a surprise. Oh, too champagne

Just criticize me as much as you want. I know it gets like and I know what gets the mix-sided like well Yeah champagne, but she's like we're gonna do an onion. We're gonna do an onion hunt They're like yay searching for onions Literally gets the tool say to him I was like wow these people are very easy at our chain searching for onions Also, I feel like this is a terrible idea because Hannah, when she got the creative onions, she just, you know, she delegates it to Joao. She's like, Joao, can you hold these onions and make sure you remember what they are.

Which means that onions are going to be popping up for like the next three charters. I guess it'd be like, why is there an onion underneath my bed? Right? It's like, that's so true. She's going it be like a running storyline of people waking up with onions are there scallions and the two thresholds are why do we have ants ants on a

boat that could take down the entire industry this quarantine those onions huh so then upstairs in the bridge the captain sitting on Joao's face. Hey, Joao, what's that? What's that you got going on? It looks like you're writing words down just from lines and grids and stuff. Yeah, and he's like, look at me.

I'm doing it in a book. We didn't have theirs in Zimbabwe. It was like, well, you'd like to call it Zim. And she's like, don't let this go. Joao, you'll be a great captain when they missed her, not Hannah. Earn this, earn this. Bingo!

Well, the conrads there, like wiping the floor with rags. He's like, it's a horde, love, love, life, please, it's a horde, not life, both son. Onion, heart, onion, heart. No one cares, Kenny wins. Yeah. So, um, yeah, I'm young, I'm young. No one cares Kenny wins. Yeah. So, um, yeah I was like, why are they so excited about? They were like really, really into it. So, um, now the guests go to sleep and Hannah and Kanra are talking and hands like, I

knew, I've done nothing wrong. I mean, a sprite, a coke. Did you know if you put a sprite and a coke together, it becomes ginger ale at a restaurant? How about that? How about that? She's like, all tea, what I'm gonna I'm not going to take any shit from Shirley Temple. That's you. All right. Now, you listen here, Roy Rogers. Get out of my eyesight. So Conrad's like, we can't talk. She doesn't want to see us together at all.

We'll inspect. Emma, we're going to get a kiss good night. Kissy, kissy, kissy, kissy, kissy. Now, we know, just let's just mark this down. Just in case anybody's confused about why Hannah's mad later. This is pretty much it. She's never gonna say it but this is pretty much it. That he wouldn't kiss her tonight. That he is like cow-towering to Sandy now and not like rebelling, which is what she's been trying to train him this whole time to do. Exactly. And he started off

rebelling. He started off good. I think she'll be proud of him when she sees it, because he's stood up for himself. But he's basically now cat towering to the captain, who is her mortal enemy, and it's not going to end well for him. Yeah. So now is the next morning. Last day I have the charter for these people.

And like Casey's like setting a table. And Joao is there, like trying to have conversation. And she's just being cold to him because, you know, he's a schmuck and she realizes it now and she's like, whatever, like what do I have to say to you anymore? Because our whole friendship was based off of flirtation. Now we can't flirt anymore, so I'm just gonna be cold because I've got nothing to say to you.

And Mark this, as the point, when Jawa, I believe, starts to turn later on in the episode on Casey. Because basically, she's rejecting him right now. Wow, I believe starts to turn later on in the episode on Casey because yeah, basically She's rejecting him right now. She's like like no, I'm not gonna flirt with you And now he feels rejected and it's gonna come out later and I would have respect for her except She's already been trying to get with him when he's such a disgusting pig and I'd like when they Showcase how terrible his flirting is. Okay, this is his flirting. He goes, why are you putting the nails in the forks? She goes, because that's how you set a table.

He's like, oh, he's like, why aren't they on the play smash? Like this has broke taught me. But like, like, wow, good for everybody. I do respect Casey, actually. You know why? Because she could have just sat there and pined away and cried and been like, it's just it hurts so much. And like, I don't know to say, because I still have feelings.

You can't just turn those feelings off, you know, but he likes someone else, you know, maybe like Britney style from Vannabrum Rules. But she doesn't. She's like, oh, well, fuck him. So I actually do respect that she was like pining after the stooge bag and she saw the light. Because not everyone can see the light. Yeah. I mean, Britney will get married to Jack.

While his penis is still in the bridesmaid, like she won't even care. She'll just go through those vows. Yeah. Um, so next up, add, they get to toss Adam in, which is like the first time we've had proof that Adam has been washed by water. I know. That was nice. He's like, let's eat some breakfast. I'm like, I don't know if I haven't appetite anymore after seeing that. So Casey's now talking to the guests and they're like, so who are the couples? She's like, you have to cast like, um, so we think it's probably Hannah and Conrad and Ice and Brooke. She's like, yeah, and then she goes back to Hannah and Brooke and she's like, the couples that the guests can tell who the couples are. And I was like, really obvious. They guess it was you and Conrad and you and Zwhau.

And they guess it. They're like, ha, ha, ha. And then Sandy just comes in and she pokes her head. And she's like, oh, la. Just to capped and poking her head in, making sure everything's OK. Just looking to make sure everyone needs to nap in here. Just wanted to make sure that everyone is not doing what Hannah told

them to. Okay. Okay. Just want to make sure everyone understands the difference between a coke and a sprite seems pretty obvious to me, but not so obvious to others. Is it Captain? I know everything because I see everything and I don't care about your relationship unless it affects your work. For example, lemon and lime. I respect them because they're doing their job in a sprite. But that's not the point. That sprite was not doing this job in Hannah. Do you understand what I'm saying, sprite?

Here's what I don't respect. Lime and it's not a real fruit, okay? So you can have your lemon, you can have your lime, but I'm not gonna do lime and, all right? That's just the way it is. Coke zero, don't respect it. A zero, who wants a zero? I want a hero, alright. That's just the way it is coke zero. Don't respect it a zero once a zero I want a hero okay. That's what I want

All right, Jow you're gonna drive this boat you like it. You like it You like it anybody want to take a picture and send us to can back anybody okay? All right watch it steer it go steer that okay, okay? Jamie Jamie Sandy Jamie Jamie Sandy Sandy Jamie Sandy Jamie Sandy Jamie bridge Sandy Jamie No talk about you who Sandy Sandy Jamie Sandy how you doing? Jamie's like I'm getting better. Well you know what? I'm not gonna tell her she's got to be quarantined on that fabulous room with a queen size bed and a television. I'm gonna let her make a decision as a adult. I'm not gonna be her

mother you know hey though do you want some chicken soup you want the half of vision. I'm gonna let her make a decision as an adult. I'm not gonna be her mother, you know. Hey, though, do you want some chicken soup? You want the habit of blanket? You want a blank, you need to rest. And we need to rest. Okay, then. Hey, everyone, I have a little book here. It's called The Little Prince. Great book. Who wants to go out and read it here. Okay, anyone? Okay, no. So Conrad and Adam are gossiping. Conrad is like, she said, what the fuck do you think you do in? You took Hannah for hours and Adam are gossiping. Conrad's like, she said, what the fuck do you think you do in? You took Hannah for hours and Adam. You do, yeah, she thought you were second face.

She probably wear a skater. And he's like, well, she doesn't care about dry on, dry on, and what's a bunse. He's like, just finish it, shout out as you can go bang on the beach. And I can watch while I masturbate in my van, behind the tree. It's gonna be great.

Man, I'll skate on. And then, boundary. It's gonna be great! Man, it's gonna be great! And then Colin random least doing a rap. He's like, Captain Sandy, Captain Sandy here I am. Coming get these green eggs in him. Oh god, I can't wait for mom to hear that. Oh my god, wait for me in it! This song is finishing till I hear my mom's applause after her! So now it's like Doc Drama I hear my mom's applause after. I hear my mom's applause after. I hear my mom's applause after.

I hear my mom's applause after. So now it's like Doc drama. So now it's like Doc drama. Let's get into the slip. Let's get into the slip. Let's get into the slip. Goodbye, guess everyone's packing up. Goodbye, guess everyone's packing up.

Gotta go. Kenny is so happy. Kenny is so happy. But he compliments everyone except Hannah. But he compliments everyone except Hannah. Did you notice? Yeah. Which is really weird.

And Hannah's sitting there with her honey face. And Hannah's sitting there with her honey face. And Hannah's sitting there with her honey face. And Hannah's sitting there with her honey face. And Hannah's sitting there with her honey face. And Hannah's sitting there with her honey face. And Hannah's sitting there with her honey face. And Hannah's sitting there with her honey face. And Hannah's sitting there with her honey face. And Hannah's sitting there with her honey face. And Hannah's sitting there with her honey face. And Hannah's sitting there with her honey face. And Hannah's sitting there with her honey face. And Hannah's sitting there with her honey face. And Hannah's sitting there with her honey face. And Hannah's sitting there with her honey. And Hannah's sitting there with her honey face. And Hannah's sitting there with her honey face. Like, honey. And he's like, okay, I asked you killed it. Lobster who has the biggest head in that. Yeah, what I want a rack of lamb and his and onion. On a tip. I was like, just fucking drown him already.

Please. So now it's another handy, handy, handy, handy, handy, handy, handy. So Hannah goes up to me with Sandy. And Sandy's basically like, you know what? Yesterday you were shaking, you were, you had anxiety, you were shaking, because I've, do the love, you had love. And I said, just to reiterate,

one coke and come back to the boat, okay? I don't wanna go through that again. I can't go through the notion that you might be getting a spright when I said you can only get a coke. I can't do it, can't do it. It goes for seven up two, seven up bad. I thought I was going on an excursion. It was very clear, Hannah.

Okay, I need you to do your job. Oh, I've been doing the job. Just do the job and we never have to work together again. And Hannah goes, great. And these witches now throwing down the gauntlets like who's gonna quit the low deck mid yeah yeah I'm gonna get fired but low deck mid yeah because Andrew is like I won't go through that again and he's like oh honey we won't be going through it again honey I'm like wow man things really escalated between

them yeah I don't like that I actually don't like it either. I wonder what that is. So then only this show, it's like coming up of low deck med, Jamie blows her nose funny. It really was. That was the preview. It's coming up. And then she coughs. Yeah, and then there's a tip meeting

and guess who's here and elephant in the room. Oh, welcome. Welcome elephant in the room. Well, there's an elephant here and listen, when it comes to emotional experiences with hookups, I don't want to come up to stairs because that's when it gets messy. I only have so many shammits. Am I right, Colin? He's like, mom, yes, yes. Now, here's why they call it Downton Abbey

because it's down the stairs the elephant Ways a ton and the Abby is upstairs where we don't talk about your sexual exploits. Okay everybody got that okay Now that's all taken my strip to hug to Abby, okay Let's go to napaptin Abbey. So she gets a couple of gypes in there for Anna. She's like, God, you guys did great. This is a big board, you know? And everybody did such a good job.

The way the crew pulled together quicker in my career for that beach setup. It was the fastest in my career. And I've worked with pirates in the Red Sea. I wonder why that is. I wonder why it was so fast. After Sandy, you know, it's so odd seeing someone so sweet and nice be such a bitch like because she does it in such a nice calm way.

But it's like you're talking about maturity, but you're going after like you're immaturally poking at an employee during a crew meeting. You know what I mean? I support passive aggression on TV. So um, so anyway, guess what? They got the biggest tip they've had all year. It was 25k, so everyone's excited, which by the way, honey, charge are, you know, learn from this.

What's giving 11,000? So anyway. excited which by the way honey charge are you know learn from this what she giving eleven thousand so anyway yeah so now guess what time to clean time to clean and and then count column has to get some shammies he's like yeah I'll get another shammie why not deck in life am I right classic like the con who are you talking to what is going on with the Colin? He's like slightly getting deranged. Yeah, Colman's losing his shit. He's like on his own cat skills tour at his head You know, he's like I'm a Branson Missouri doing Jamie Jamie I feel like he's auditioning for like kids Bob or something, you know You will make it he will make it so hand in brook

Who cares? Who cares Jamie blizzard knows okay, so Jamie blizzard knows like this In case he goes who puts their nose like that I'm gonna find out Oh, I just blew my nose into the iron. I thought I was gonna be next. So then Jamie's showing her X-rays and she's like, look at this, I've got two of these. Look at my side, babe.

I'm like, I think that's your clavicle. So by the way, it looks like she has dupey and it eminems in her chest. So she might want to get that looked at. So then Collins like droopy over like out of table. He's like, what, what, what, what? And you're all like, hey mate. You're like, you're feeling a little homesick.

He's like, I am feeling homesick because you know, it's been a while. Well, you know, it's funny. I'm homesick too. I'm homesick. This can be about me. Guess what? You thought I just know you to be about me.

Guess what? I have to have properly in a year and a half. Guess what? How about that? In Zim. You don't go back for another year and a half. That know you to be about me. Guess what I have to hand properly in a year and a half Guess what how about that? Zim in Zim you don't go back for another year and a half. That's what's weird about it. It's like oh shut up Wow, no one cares if you're home sick or jerk people care of Khan to home sick because he's sweet Yeah, so they're all getting ready to go out and Conrad Conrad goes oh Hannah Don't forget that you owe me 50 euros and they kind of laughs Oh Hannah, don't forget that you owe me 50 euros and it kind of laughs

That's the sound of the honey dropping yeah, you just hear The mahongan like So she's like oh really we aren't you sweet honey She's with the money out I didn't mean right now. I didn't mean right now. She own it. Take it. You're welcome I'm a clean water she's like mother honey. I've got honey damn funny honey That honey fucking honey honey face honey fucker. He can go fucking honey in honey Honey honey honey That honey, fucking honey honey, face, honey, fucker He can go fuck his honey and the fucking honey fuck So meanwhile I like this thing that now they're walking off to go out

And they're crossing the little gang playing thing And Jamie goes, work, work, work And I was like, I like that they could only do three works Because if she did four works, it would be a licensing issue with Rihanna It's like, ah, I see, do three works because if she did four works it would be a licensing issue with Rihanna. It's like, oh, I see. Only three works. It was no one. No, umbrella, Ella. And then they can't do another one. And now set of Rihanna, it's noana, which is kind of like fitting for the season.

No Hannah here. So everyone is ready. They separate into different vans. And Hannah is in cont with Conrad and Jamie poor Jamie can just never have a fucking fun night. You know, it's like someone is always ruining Jamie's name. I really thought in the beginning of the season based on the trailer, I thought Jamie was going to bring all the drama and she's totally not gonna drama queen. Yeah, she's been kind of like the nice. Yeah. So Hannah's like

well, I'll tell you this, I will never drive a nice car on Fran's Edel, because the driving, it's not gonna be like when I was 23 and had a BMW. And comrades like, oh my ex. Nice, nice ride there. She was, yes, it was a very nice present from my ex. Oh my ex. Oh my ex.

Oh my ex. He's like a nice, and nice and she's don't worry. I know about Gettacolton 6 from UConn Rage. You made that very clear. How many fucking times have I linked U6 on the bed? You really that tight? He's like, I'm not that tight. I'm not that tight.

And then just cut the other van and draw. I was like, and what about a nice hot carry? A nice carry. I'm like, you know he was probably talking about An Curry. And that's what made it disgusting. Like, no, you not get to talk about our, our anchor is right through enough. Yeah.

Please stop jerking off to Anne Curry. YouTube videos. OK. So now it's like back to the other van. So now it's like, you know, again, Hannah and Conrad are finding about being tight. And she goes like, okay, she moves to another seat in the van. And she goes, have a good night. We're just hilarious because he's sitting like a foot away from her. Look, he's right there. So where are we now, Con? So yeah, Hannah is the fight is brewing.

They're arriving in Hannah's like, I don't want to go. I used to bust my real $50. I'm like, you shouldn't be dating a 24-year-old. Because that's what it's worth. And also, you're not mad about this. So you can stop pretending that this is why I hear Matt right now. Your man, the Conrad, didn't stick up for you with Sandy, and just did whatever she's actually.

Exactly. So Hannah with Brooks, she's like, or Brooke. Brooks, could you imagine? He's like, roses are red, violet, or blue. I bought you cigarettes, bitch, and I bought me some too. Oh, but it's not. It's not. It's not a truck that was brilliant.

She's like, oh, not East German, telling me I'm 50 euros for cigarettes. It's 50 euros, honey. Come, man. Yeah. And I love when we get a legit honey. It was a real honey. She's like, honey. She said honey actually many times

that she was getting angry and angry at the scene. I was also upset because Hannah and Conrad sort of turned into Ronnie and Sammy from Jersey Shore. I was like, no, you guys are turning into that couple. That's like awful to watch. They were like everything that from this part on was like every like two minutes like, can I have a conversation with you? Like, yeah, it's like, oh my god, my conversations. Yes, that fucking terrible couple who every single dinner is like, this, it's this, stop it.

Yeah, so Hannah's like bitching about it and she's like, you know, I'm not very hungry. I'm not, I don't know if I'm gonna eat dinner. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not very hungry. I don't know if I'm gonna do that. I'm not I'm not very hungry. So, comrades, like, all right. Let's talk. Let's talk about it. So now they're talking. And then he goes to talk to them. And then she's bitching to Adam. Oh, oh, this is what it was. He goes to talk to Hannah because Hannah doesn't come to the table because she's not hungry. And Hannah, meanwhile, is talking to Adam down on a staircase and so Conrad goes to talk to Hannah and She is babbling on she's like dude honey. She's saying this Adam. I'm really sorry I understand that I owe more money than you and I have more money than you And that's probably fine and then Conrad just like shows up and it's listening and she's just going on

She's like it's hard. It's I mean, it's not what I'm used to and Adam's like It's hard. I mean, it's not what I'm used to and Adam's like Yeah, he just let's her keep going and going They got him have a cigarette which look you got this person addicted to cigarettes You have to talk it through with him, okay? It's like you're once you get addicted somebody addicted to something You're responsible for helping them get off of it at the very least before you leave Yeah, so she's like I'm really sorry, but if 50 euros is going to be something that stays on your mind That I'm probably not the girl for you. So like let it go honey. Okay, and so then upstairs K scared as Casey's like what happened I want to find out and then Brooke goes I think that's not another cigarette and corn red band stingy and Colin says oh

we're all dumber now. Brooke's like I don't know what you mean, I think there could be nothing more entergent than the pursuit of love, in spite of hardship. They're talking about in Hellen, and there's nothing more romantic than breathing in love, from the only one who can give it to you, blah blah blah. We're in the friend zone, by the way. So, uh, so Conrad's like, listen, all my life I've had women walk all over me and I've learned there's a line I just kind of cross and she has like, well, I guess that line is 50 euros. She just drops a mic, you know, like boom So then Adam is ordering and he's like, oh yes, we would have some pasta I'm like, you're so cheesy. You're ordering in English but using an Italian accent. You're what everybody fucking hates. How are you even a chef? Like everyone at a restaurant hates that guy. And he's like, what hey, so should we do wine now? What gin and tonnex? What do you want?

And drugs like, well, I guess it depends. Do you want jizzabob now? What do you want jizzabob later? I'm like, how about jizzabob? Never, sir. Yeah, how about you take Ja as and Bob and get rid of all three of those motherfuckers? I hate all of them. And I could use all of them a shirt break. Like, keep your shirt on. Okay, all three of you. So Hannah's back at the table,

because now she is basically just like destroyed, destroyed Conrad with her comment. And I'm like, oh, you look cold. How about you want me to wear my flannel? It's my best flannel. It's made a Boston. It has a few fleas, but I think you could be okay with that. It's not quite Chanel. I call it hell. It's made by hell. It's made from hell. Hell. Hell. So then Brook and Casey are talking and Casey's just pushing buttons now. Brook and Casey both are because Brooks like, okay,

say, we smashed it. Just luck my heart was before I found that left off me alive. And Casey's like, yeah, it was our charter and it was the biggest tip. Just me and you. And Brick says, if I had a butt, it'd be the first kiss my ring up. Yeah, and Hannah's like, Brick says if I had a butt it'd be the best piss my ring up Yeah, and Hannah's like Yeah, and he's got squinty on it. Anna Inga just sleeping out of her so they start talking about Joao and I wasn't even paying attention totally what they're saying at the time I thought it wasn't really that consequential because they're just I guess they're just saying like

Fresh start for the two of them is not gonna come between us And if he does anything appropriate to Casey Casey will tell Brooke and all this stuff And I was just like watching like simmering and rage like in the zim women are allowed to talk Men are allowed to just do but that they want to them and all these two these two ladies are saying all this stuff about me wrong There is in ballboy. It just spare room So then con and hand wrap whatever Hanrat leaves again again. For an investigation. Yeah. And that was a bulls. They're talking about their shitty tequila or something. And Adam's like, no, I'm not going to shoot it. I sip it. And he's like, you sip because you're a pussy. And then we get

some sob story from Coni and I'm sorry to be so insensitive, but this is literally a fight over cigarettes that you're paying her back for. Yeah, and a girl is still like, to be paid back for. And he starts reaching to this deep personal place. Cause now this time, now that Hannah said the thing about the line,

crossing his line as obviously 50 euros, he's now a time to think about it. And he's like, you know what? I know what I'm gonna do in my next fight. Okay, I'm ready to fight now. So now he's like, hey, Hannah, I'm not the guy the guy's gonna pay for everything I'm half an hour from fair and fair I'm like I don't even know what that means but anyway so then he when I was a kid my dad left because of no child and didn't give child support and it offends me when people think about money in

any way I was like don't bring that into this like this is like such a done by and that's such a serious thing you know yeah so now he's like you want hey Hana you want a rich man Or you want rich man you don't want someone who make you happy that's for sure and he's like She's like honey honey now. It's about me adjusting my lifestyle to a lifestyle You can't afford and come on just go then This is like that psycho laugh that you only see in movies. He, you know, I told you people with poppy eyes like that are crazy. I've always said it and here he comes. I can't believe it's taken so long to see his like rage and I love it by the way.

I thank you Conrad wherever you are. The fight with the whole fight was very like A's teen drama, right? Like you don't want to be with a guy like me, I can't afford your lifestyle, I'm not rich enough for you, so whatever, go on, find a guy, you know? I can't buy you a nice car, a nice house. And she goes, I don't care about that, which of course she does, and she literally just said it. And he goes, then why would you say it?

And she said, because I wanted to piss you off, like you piss me off. And he goes, no, you did, that make you happy, piss me off. Kinda, whether that nails the kind of past, you all good night. You're spiteful, you're spiteful, good night, good night. Which is now the second time that we'd be together tonight, which is ridiculous,

because they're literally in the same space So now so now Hannah starts like wandering around like Naples and And he goes to the club and he's like party and good time like oh, how happy? Ney I told Hannah all not to worry in the world not to worry in the world and Hannah's like Hannah's like in reality bites. She's like scoking around in a flannel shirt You know find Bill Murray and whisper something into his ears every never here. So Meanwhile in the club Joe as like jazzy bobs coming out Jaze bobs coming out as if like we've been waiting for this moment like he says it like it's like it's a good thing

Okay, I get so fun. I'm gonna call a woman a pool Everybody get ready here he comes Mr. Joros Lebe I don't need some cock juggling thunder pool So now Hannah does the thing that always happens she's like I'm gonna go home I'm gonna go home, but first I'm gonna go to the club and I'm gonna walk by I'm just going here to give Adam his shirt back even though I could give him with the on give him right now and oh look Conrad oh you look like you're having fun I don't want to ruin the fun oh what a what a quince it ain't I got to bump into Conrad on my way to eat him and he's like he bumps into him

he's like talk to me speak to me so I see you I feel like the blur is gone he's like I don't walk away I don't want to go to bed on this. You saw me having fun in dancing. You obviously wanted to No, no, no, I thought I'd find you in a state like me. Yeah, dancing around Having fun. I don't want to interrupt. Honey. I don't want to interrupt. You have to I just write if these two fucking talk again. I'm punching my team. I know. I like listen You guys both said goodnight to each other twice now so there should be no more conversations But instead it's like let's have another conversation So first Joao is like

Well, isn't this fun you talk so much shit about me in case you say I talk so much shit about you I'm gonna find out if I did He's like I'm just trying to hip-she you to best all good and you talk shit about me Well, I just want to wait can I just interrupt and say the way it started was Casey goes up to Sriwaman goes Hey, are you okay and he goes fuck you? God I didn't catch that oh wow what a gentleman As usual so you were saying so man as usual. So you were saying so he said, well, I just told I just told brick to be careful everyone did, but you're not at me because you know deep

down you're gonna fuck with her and I know deep down that that bothers you that I know. Like, okay, Casey, hang up the detectives hat and learn to claim the toilet already. Yeah, he's doing the classic thing, which is like, oh, you don't want me anymore. So I'm just gonna say fuck you to you. It's like, it's that classic, like, like powerless male thing, right? Like, you know, it's like, well, she's not into me anymore,

so it's her fault, fuck her, and I'm gonna say some nasty shit, because she was a Harley-Talking shit. And whatever she did say was not nearly as like, as offensive and disgusting as anything Dr. Iowa said all season. Yeah, and he's like, I was helping you so much. What are you helping with?

You were trying to make her set a table wrong. You fucking moron. Exactly. And he's like, and he's like, I tried to help you the best way I can. And then you go and speak shit about me. You taught me something. I'm like, yeah, what were you trying to help? But then what's this entitlement?

Like, oh, wow, she should be forever indebted. When you make all these have promises and flirt with her and like totally are manipulative. And like what, she's supposed to owe you something. She's supposed to owe you something. He's disgusting. So then now Conrad and Hannah, Tava talk. And Hannah's lost this one, right?

Because if she was fighting about what she was really wanting to fight about, that would be one thing. But she's fighting about money, which she's just totally the wrong. Like there's no way that she wasn't being a dick about this, right? She was. I mean, because it would have been one thing to be like,

ooh, I didn't find that. I thought that was a little unattractive when he made me pay the $50. Like, oh, that's not come the guy I want to be with it's not my thing but from for it to get like actually like angry and it becomes this whole thing I was like this feels like Really dumb yeah, so she can't really fight and he was dumb for making into also this whole big thing about like To know that that's really what was going on.

You know, he really thinks it is that, which it's not. Well, and now she's upset. I'm going to be going along together at all. Yeah, and she is now upset that he wasn't upset at the club. And he's like, no, I was upset. I was just drinking so that way I would like, sort of forget the fight. And she's like, don't, oh, just be 23 and get drunk.

Just be 23. So she's trying to age shame him and everything. And so now he's like, what do you want? Do shame him and everything and so now he's like what do you want Do you want the laughs and the gigas which guard you want which one answer now it's over And he asked It's not one never and she's like stop your old tomato with me And he's like now now that is it on done and it is actually done It is not just the fourth good night of the evening.

I'll tell you that right now. Do you want to share ride? Do you want to share ride? I had to give $50 to a cheap skate. So. And that's where it left off with their relationship. That's very interesting. Yeah.

So it seems like a full disaster for Hannah these days. Oh my God, yeah. Not a great episode there. You. I mean, I thought it was a great episode. Just not a good episode for Hannah. Yeah. Going through the ringer.

Yeah. But a good episode for the audience. Wow, that was fun drama. It sure was. And that was the end of Watch What Crappens Fit Today. Ben is off. So, babe, Love ya. We're gonna miss you. I am so wound up from this episode that I have no other option but to just go over to

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