Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: So Take A Look At Me João

Episode Date: July 11, 2018

For some strange, unlawful reason, Brooke and Kasey are still smitten by human soda can João, and now it looks like their regrettable love triangle is reaching a head on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Who will João choose? And why is life so cruel to allow him to be the one with all the power in this situation? Plus, broccoli updates and new music from Trixie Monocle & Three Arm Octopus!See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Watch what crappins. Who cares what happens when there's so much that crap ends. Crappins. It's so wild. Hey, everyone. Welcome to Watch What Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we We just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me is my Chief Stew and my Bousen.

It's Ronnie Karam, also from the Rose Bricks Bachelor Roast podcast. What's up? Well, hello, Ben. I hope you realize that means you have to make out with yourself if you're the Chiefs Sue and the Bosen. I'll do it all the time. Then I get mad about it because I'm also the captain of this shit. You know, Ronnie, my only issue with you is that I wish you'd spend less time with yourself making out, okay? You know, I would get a lot more done.

That's for sure. So everyone, welcome, welcome, welcome to this Wednesday podcast for Below Deck Med. Absolutely love this show. But before we dive into it, we, of course, have to show. We are always shilling, but it's for good reasons because we have two shows coming up like in two days from now. On Friday, we're going to be in St. Louis talking Real House House of New York. We'll be recapping the latest episode of that. And then on Saturday, we're going to be in Kansas City, Missouri, to be talking about the season finale of Southern Charm, which looks like it's going to be just crazy, crazy, crazy.

There are still tickets left, unbelievably, but there's not a lot of time left. Tickets go quickly, especially in the last, like, 48 hours. These tickets actually always start to move very, very quickly. So if you're waiting, don't wait any longer. Go to watchercrappins.com. Buy tickets and tell your friends. Tell a friend or two. Even if they don't live in Kansas City, maybe they know someone who might want to see it.

It's all about getting the word out and helping the Crappins family. So watchercrapins.com for tickets to those shows. They will be truly fantastic. They really, really will be. I'm being honest. They're fun. Our shows are always, like, super, super fun. Just ask anyone who's been to one.

So that's exciting. And then Ronnie made a spectacular limited edition t-shirt. It says Trixie Monicle and Three-Armed Octopus. And, you know, the thing that's important about this T-shirt, aside for the fact that it's only available for about a month in our store, again, watchwrapins.com, is that Ronnie made a little trailer for it that he put on Instagram, and as part of that trailer, he made a song. And Ronnie, do you mind if I play the Tricky Monocle song you made for it?

Oh, hell now, play that song, baby. It's not meant to be in a box. It's called I'm a girl, and I'm going to play it right now. Let me know if you don't hear it. I don't hear it. I knew that. I knew that what's going to happen. No, because my iTunes is acting weird

But like, listen, if you come to our live show It'll be a lot less rocky than this Okay, I'm gonna try it again, ready? Yeah Oi, what's that you call me? Stop calling me that I know what I am One, two, three, four

People say I'm a donkey I'm not People say I'm a plane People say I'm a pitech I'm not People say I'm insane But I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm a girl, and you're not. You're not!

I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm a girl, so drink it up, mister. People say I'm a trolley. I'm not. People say I'm a cat. Some people say I'm a street sign. I'm not. I don't care about that. I'm a girl, I'm a girl.

I'm a good girl I'm a girl and you're not You're not I'm a girl I'm a girl I'm a girl So drink it up Mr.

G RGR GR Trixie Monocle Jicks She really Wow That She really knocked it out of the park I want to know who the people are

That are calling her a street sign And the trolley People say I'm a pop Pop plate. Who's calling her that? That's so mean. Oh, Trixie. Just don't call Trixie anything other than a girl, okay?

She's a girl. Well, you know, importantly, that song was by Trixie Monaco and Three-Armed Octopus. It's not her solo effort. But I can see that is, that was probably their breakout song that led them to their huge fame, which led her to believe she could have a solo career. So I get it. Oh, man. Yeah.

Hopefully in the future show release some ballads. Oh, yeah. a girl or you know just some just some general background free music about being a girl the backup vocals were really like very on point i like when she's when she said i drink it up and then the background singer goes sip it up like that was really you see that's why you can never break up with your band yeah where are those girls now yeah i mean if that doesn't inspire you to buy a trixie monocle t-shirt i don't know what will because that is pretty fantastic um there's free shipping through July 19th on orders over

$40. Hey. The code is over there. Just find it at at Crappins. Watchworkcrapins.com or Crappinsmerch.com if you want to go straight there. And now let's go straight over to something

done-dun-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- something like that. I'm getting better and better at the song. I definitely I did a little dance when I listened to the theme song last night, that's for sure. Well, previously, more on deck and less about Hannah. Yeah. And Hannah is certainly a banana.

Yeah. Captain Sandy is now just like in Hannah hate territory. Where if you even talk to Hannah, she's like, that's it. You're done. You're done for votes forever. I think that Sandy is in dire need of an anchor sanctuary. Like, she hasn't even attempted one. And at this point last season, she had done like five of them or five failed sanctuaries. I think she needs to get the sanctuary out of her system, because until then, she's just going to get crabier and crabier.

God, she really is. It's hilarious to watch, too, because then when you confront her, that's like, because as Conrad does later in the episode, she's like, well, here's me problem. Do you want to hug? You know, look, she, like, immediately backs down into hug territory. Yeah, exactly. So the episode opens up where the last one ended, which was this group of guests, the gumball guests. they, if you remember, they were getting ready for dinner, and then they were still waiting on this one girl who, spoiler alert, wound up puking her ass off later in the episode. So she's a real problem. So they're waiting and waiting and waiting.

And finally, when she gets up there, Hannah's like, okay, great, now that you're all here, it's just like, it's just 10 minutes, we'll get the food coming out. And, of course, like, seven minutes later, this guy comes knocking in the galley. He's like, so, uh, is it coming? Is it coming? Yeah, we've got a lot of people who are fading.

I'm like, they're never going to fade. They took three hours to put on makeup. Okay? They won't fade forever. Yeah, exactly. This is just relax. It'll last for three minutes. They're not going to fall asleep in the next three minutes, okay?

You were given a 10-minute heads up. This is one of those dinners where we've all been there. Like, you want to tell your guests they're an asshole, or your friend that they're an asshole that you're with, but you can't. So you just abuse the waiver. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. So, but, you know, the food winds up getting to the table. and the guests actually really love the food

and the guy, he's like, oh man, the seer on that, Michelin Star, for sure, for sure. Adam's like, I've served people who have eaten Mission Stars. Told you! Later skater.

Later skater on that Michelin Star. Adam is continuing his dick. Why are there people in my galley, Hannah? I thought we were communicating. What about to communication? What about to do communication? It's like, sorry, everyone has a ham radio in their vans.

Did you catch this when the guy was eating, when the food was being presented? Adam's like, I'll go up there and make sure they did. Hander didn't fuck it out. So he goes up there and the guy's like, whoa, fish. And what is this potato? Which is Adam's like least favorite thing to hear. And he's like, parsnip, sir, parsnip. He like tears off his apron to be like, a professional Michelin Star Chef here now,

tearing off the apron here. I'm going to correct your, uh, your, uh, your, assumptions not potato it's parsnip can't you tell different they taste like two different things you dummy i mean one tastes like carrots one tastes like potatoes don't you know flavors do you not have any taste so downstairs and the best sandy is eating next to joow her like favorite you know her new favorite and she's like oh god isn't it funny how on a vote on a boat you crave vegetables she's eating broccoli with her hands yeah i jowals like absolutely absolutely like what i mean when i mean zim I'm like, all I want is meat, but I get on a boat

and I'm like, all I want is vegetables. You're right on there, Captain Sandy. Another accurateism by Captain Sandy. You know, it's called Brock Alines in Bobway, but I like to call it Brock a Truth because I'm that kind of employee. You know, they're Captain. He's like just licking butt, okay?

He's like, you got any planes after this season, Keith and Sandy? And she's like, you know, butchaw, but show. Those shows are massive, aren't they? And he's like, yeah, well, I'd like to upgrade my position. ideally on a 15 meter I like the intensity because you get to work even harder

Brokawee How about that? Would you like some broccoli wee? You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to be on a boat That's just shipping broccoli From one place to another I want to find a freighter That's what I'd like to do I'd like to be a boats and on the freighter

I want to be the only man on that cargo ship It'll be just me We have millions of containers Full of broccoli And I'll trade back and forth Back and forth And I won't even break into one of those containers Even though I'll be craving broccoli

so badly because that's what happens on a boat. Well, you know who I'd hire on a boat? Brackley. Also, you as a boceton, okay? Because I see how hard you work, okay? Okay, it was nice having dinner with you. It was nice to having dinner with you guys, even if it's only broccoli and potatoes.

And I cracked up. I was like, Adam cannot win, and he fucking deserves it. Even the captain thought it was potatoes. Oh, God. You know, but you know, sometimes in life all you need are broccoli and potatoes anyway. I mean, I see that there's a whole bunch of, of fried fish cutlets right in front of me, but did I take any? No, because I'm on a ship and I'm only craving vegetables. Yeah, she's like getting like bitchy about the food, but it's Captain Sandy,

so it's not bit, you know, it's like a compliment. Even if it's just potatoes and broccoli, which is all I ever really needed in knife. All I ever needed was the one, that's what Ellen John saying, but guess what? I need two things, broccoli and potatoes, two of them, and I got them both. Lucky gal. I tell you. Banana Day keeps the Grumster away. That's for sure. I think that I started breakfast off, right? The best part about broccoli is it's basically like the Napa vegetables. You know, everyone needs it.

Does I tell you about that time on the Red Sea? Oh, man, those pirates tried to come from my broccoli. I said, you can take a lot of things. You can take the rapini. You can take the brookulini, but you can't take the broccoli. No, you can't. Here's a fun fact. Did you know that brocolini is actually a brand name?

Yeah. It's actually, if you're going to use broccoli, broccoli in, you got to use a little restricted symbol, yeah? That's why you might see it as brocolette or young broccoli, yeah? You're teaching me so much. I'll just want to soak it in, Captain Sande. We don't learn these things in Zimbabwe. Well, you might not want to soak it in as much as those potatoes did.

They're a little mushy, I'm going to tell you that. I'll tell you, you know, the way you got to do a mashed potato is you got to coat it with some oil, and then you put in the toaster oven. You put in about 45 minutes. Any less, it'll be too firm, any more. be powder. You gotta do it just right. That's my little tip to you, Joow. So next, Adam is giving Hannah shit. He's like, what the fuck, Hannah? She's like, well, she wouldn't they, so I couldn't tell you to save the meal. And he's like, uh-huh, I get Hannah's job.

It's hard, but still, it's her job. Yeah, and your job is fucking cooking fish when people ask for it, okay? You're like 0.5 inch thick fish that probably took you 30 seconds. Stop your bitching. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, Hannah's job is hard, but it's still her job. Sure. But same goes for you. Same goes for you. Yeah, jerk.

You jerk. So then Casey's, like, cleaning a bedroom and there's, like, all these weird masks on the bed. And she's like, uh, so there's that. Yeah, she's like, the more money you have, the more weird you have to get to keep it entertained. I wonder what they make, what sounds they make when they wear those masks. Yeah. Yeah. Rar! I was like, please let her get to the unicorn.

I really want to hear Casey making a unicorn sound. But they doesn't. I know. They don't. They doesn't. And meanwhile, upstairs, the primary is pontificating about cooking fish. He's like, fish is impossible. It'll dry out like that.

But that one was incredible. I'm like, thanks for the lesson on fish. I think we get it. Like, crazy. Impossible. Hey, guys, want a hot tub? And his wife is like, It would be stupid not to.

So then they go to the hot tub and everybody starts showing up in the masks. And the wife is like, not weird at all, guys. The water in the hot tub looks like nuclear waste. It's like bright green and terrified. Casey probably puked in there four times already. And then I guess they're swingers because they show some weird shot in the hot tub where their wife is trying to pretend like, this is so weird. But then the husband's like, has his head in someone's. rack.

Yeah, he looked like he was like either snoring coke off of someone's tits or just like motorboating or whatever. And at one point, Brooke comes out with beverage or something and he's like, whoa, look at that tall drink of water. How tall are you? She's like, I'm five, six.

She's like, oh, oh, not that tall. Look at that medium drink of water. I don't know what was least romantic, being sexually harassed or being unsexual harassed. But it's quite nasty. to be occasionally thought of as water.

It is the most pure of all beverages. God, that made me confident on the mic, sorry everybody. So Conrad and Brooke are hanging out. And Brooke's like, What are you thinking about Conrad? Are you thinking about Hannah?

A future. Love, romance. Oh, did you hang? Stare me. Would you like to take her and walk through the garden? Have you shown her the paddock? I was in my room watching those tomlops videos where you see a little rose come out of the ground and mud right in front of your eyes.

And it made me think about the lot that's in my heart. They just needs to be wanted. Do you have like a little bit of the shakies and the heart? Do you ever feel like you get the nervous tremors? Like you have some butterflies in your tummy and then you realize it's just you being in love. Are you feeling that calm around? It's important to tell me with these things. because I don't have it at the moment.

You know, when you can feel the butterflies inside of you, and then you're seeing them everywhere you look. He's like, no, not really. That's such a shame. I feel the fireworks going off inside me. I feel my organs falling in love with each other, my liver, my kidneys. They're having a romantic affair, and I love it.

I love because love is inside of me. Why does love live? Oh, God. So he's like, well, it would be nice to see Hannah off the boat. And he goes, it would be nice. And she goes, to spoon. And he's like, uh, exactly. I love spooning.

I love forks. I love knives. I just love all cutler. They live so well together in the drawer, don't that? It's so romantic. Isn't it nice? You know, isn't there? the fork and a half, the life-long

partner's love. So then we go to the next most romantic person on the boat. Colin's iPad. Every time they show him, he's on his iPad, he's like, hmm, love it. Great.

Finally made it to level 35 on, Angry Birds. Then they show a shot of the hot tub, and it really does, like, just nuclear waste sloshing around in there. It's so disgusting. Gumballs. All the gumballs out rolled into the water, and they're like, I feel bad for being so mean to the gumbags, the gumbaw slag last week, because she's like not even doing anything mean. I figured she was going to be a nightmare from hell.

Yeah, I feel like they kind of like set us up for like really hating on her. And then they're like, no. So it's like not fair. I still feel like she's probably awful, but they just decided to focus on other things. Yeah, so here's my public apology to gumbull slag. Sorry for calling you a gunball slag. No, don't apologize. does. Hey, listen, it doesn't come around that much. Okay, fine. Take it while you can get it. So it's the next morning and Sandy's drinking coffee, she's like, hmm, this is yummy.

Is there a little broccoli in this coffee, Casey, little broccoli and a little brooks? You got a little cream and sugar in brooks? No, no, okay. Best part of waking up is broccoli. And you're cut my rain heater. And the music's like, D-D-D-D-D-D-Dat-Dat-D-D-D-D-D. So, and Adam, so Casey is.

like, how do you hold a plate? So Adam's like, oh, here's what you do. You just, you know, you put it here. And you know, you know the concept of balancing? Yeah. So do that with the plate, but on your forearm. She's like, oh. I know that's like, you look at it.

And it's like, that's so easy. Do you know how many you drop before you ever fucking learn how to do that? And also, he doesn't teach her the pinky trick of like having your thumb and your pinky to balance the plate. So this poor idiot's going to, you know that something is going to fall on somebody's head. And I'm here for it. Yeah. No, I mean, I know it's hard. That's why I don't, that's why I'm not a waiter, because I know I drop so many of them. But I like how he's like fatherly to her. When you know, to someone else, he'd be like, well, Hannah doesn't even bother trailer. You're not, listen, this is my galley. If you can't come in this galley, if you don't know what you're doing, you know. So it's like, I hate how he like picks and chooses who he's going to be super nice to and give spinach to in their omelette. I know. He also does it later because Brooke is like, uh, oh, hello, geez, did you lot? There's not last night. Did you have fun? And the guy's like, yeah. We too. Turned it up.

Like, he's so gross. So he's like, last night, is this, is this a part where he's like, yeah, last night we really had some, or yesterday we had some breakfast sandwiches. We were really into it. Yeah, I think so, yes. It's around that. And she's like, and Hannah's like, no, Brooke's like, all right, I'll tell the shift you like them. So she goes down and she's like, well, guess what shift? They loved your breakfast sandwiches and they walk through it.

And he's like, oh, yeah, coming right up. I'm like, if anybody else did that, you'd be like, hey. I said what's on the menu He's on the menu Hey Yeah Yeah Exactly

Exactly And then meanwhile Colin goes up to Brooke And he's like Hey You know what I just thought of Wait let me think Okay

Yeah Yeah If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put you and I together And she's like I don't catch it Why would you put those two vowels

Together No I mean like You and I You and I would be together Why would those letters be together? I just wish somebody liked me. Anybody?

He's like, oh, I'm saying I like you. No, I just anybody I wish you locked me. Me, me, I like you. I like you. Why do you like that vowel? Why don't you like O? Oh, E? No, but I like you.

It's not my favorite kind of animal, but to each his own. No, not a you. You. What about me? I like you. Well, congratulations. Congratulations on going to uni. I think that now it would be like a really good time to go to commercial

because like Rob is so good at commercials and like he can do them in like seven minutes or less. It's like amazing. So now it's anchor, anchor, anchor, anchor. Hey, I said drop the anchor. How many times you got to say it? Drop that goddamn anger before I lose some Blarock broccoli over here. So day two, here we are at day two. So Hannah and Casey,

Hannah's like, all right, now, listen here, Casey. There's a cheer lift. And you guys are going to set up a quote unquote mini lunch. Casey's like, duh. So they are packed for lunch. And Hannah's like, all right, we're going to be ready in 45 at him. And he's like, hey, you said it's supposed to me an hour ago. what time is it, goddammit?

She's like, well, uh, that and 45. Yeah, because she had said earlier, like, we're going to try to do lunch around 1145. So he had everything, all these sandwiches ready at 1145, and now it's 12.45. So he's like, uh, you asked me to have these ready an hour ago. And she's like, well, the guests aren't going to be ready until 115. And he's like, oh, well, I guess, uh,

if someone had told me these things, I could have had these in the fridge. She's like, just put him in the goddamn fridge. It's not that hard. I love that Adam sits there for an hour staring at things not. in the fridge until somebody tells him to. Like, come on. How about you, like, radio someone and be like, okay, the sandwiches are done. They're ready. Or how about just

finishing shit and putting it in the fridge? Because that's what you do, until they're ready to go. Yes. Fucking weirdo. I know. And she's like, she's like, oh, he's going to hold for another half an hour or whatever. And then he's like, oh, well, they already been out for an hour. Like, I think they're not going to turn

in, like, the hour it takes for them to, like, go up on the chairlift. Yeah. And Hannah's, like, keeping nice with Adam. Because I think they must have had some kind of truce or something because she's like, I feel like any other chiefs do would have just been at Adams throat the whole time. Like, fikin, fuck you, then. I think she just hates Jowow so much that she just can't focus her hate on two different people. Yeah, you can't have the captain, Joow, and him all at one time. Yeah. So then, so then we see that there's going to be this chairlift.

And I love this footage that they, that they included of this like lady. She's like, like, like, Pam. You know, Pam from Wenneka. She's like, I'm going to get on the chairlift. And who, did you see her? just like this lady, this chairlil just comes and just like scoops her up, you know? She's like, oh, man, wow. How those chairlifts don't stop, do they guys? Oh, Jesus, Pam again. Okay, Pam, you have to get off now. I'm going for another round.

How do I get off this thing? Can someone stop it? No, Pam, that's how it works. Pam. I lost my shoe. If someone in Capri finds my shoe. it has a daisy on it I cannot believe

they were just putting all the food on these gondolas and sending them It was just like a chair Like one gust of wind And all those precious sandwiches Just like falling on Pam's head Yeah

I can't believe they didn't do that And I also can't believe They didn't lose any I mean I figure like the producer Should have made some kind of effort And just like pushed it You know like made it swing or something Yeah I mean it looked like the guys

Who run the chairlift Had done this before So they're just like yeah I just put it on here you know But I was like, this is horrifying. This is like loose food on a chairlift that doesn't even I was like, even if it wasn't food, that the fact there's nothing to hold on to while you're on a chairlift going over Capri?

Ah. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ah! Ah! David? David? Are you getting on the chairlift? Oh, well, apparently I'm not allowed to get on the chairlift because I gained too much weight because I think it's it gobbledson. Damn. Pam! Pam, it's the reason I gained all this weight. Pam. You know what? So, as many of you people know, I'm going on a family vacation in about a month, and it's like we're going on a cruise. We're basically doing below-deck med. And I think one of the stops is Capri, and if I can find this chairlift, I'm going to go on it. I'm telling you this right now. This is my pledge. And that is going to be eight episodes of just me. So if you guys want specific guest hosts, you might want to start putting those on the requests. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm leaving Ronnie in the last. lurch, but my parents were very adamant, and I'm like,

not going to turn down the trip. Yeah, go on your cruise, baby. Go on your cruise. I'm sorry, everyone. I'm sorry. But the good news is that it's going to dovetel. This cup of broccoli is on me, sir. It's going to dovetel below deck met. I'm going to be like, listen, I can't keep watching this show anymore. I have to live it.

And I'm just going to go, I'll be like, above deck med. Huh. I'll be like, I need a Michelin Star, a piece of toast right now. Thanks. This fish. Gumballs. No bowls. Anyway, so Brooke is now feeling some tension between her and Hannah because she likes, because Brooke likes joe, she feels like Hannah is mad at her about it.

So she's like, uh, tension. I feel so much tension because it's your. I'm like, what tension? Hannah's like, you know, I've never had a birthday on a boat before. Like, oh my God, this is totally tense. I've never, I've never had a birthday on a bed before. Oh my God. But I think they're...

I literally just said what you said. I literally, literally just said what you said. Have you ever had a birthday with somebody else holding your hand? And you just knew everything was right as rain? No. Not on a boat either. Get to it. All right, I'll have a barbecue for you.

There's so much tension, but it's okay because it's romantic attention. Well, at first I thought, why is she, we're not seeing really a lot of tension from Hannah, but then they show clips from next week where she's like, well, if you locked your ad, they never speak to me again. So I was like, okay, maybe they're just much saying it again. I mean, I got the impression that when she said that for next week, she meant like, okay, if you guys like each other, you want to kiss, just like don't do it in front of me. But either way, so they're all, like, most of the crew is out, like, setting up this picnic and bring the food up and everything. And Joie was, like, the only one left back on the boat with Sam. Andy and he's like, all right, well, I'm going to go put out the slide because Sandy's here and she can, she can see me.

She's like, oh, Mao, Jawal. I know that's a lot of work. It's like, it's our job. Solo soldier. That's what I do. Just looking at me. Putting out the slide. I'm like, shut the fuck.

Yeah, it's what we do in Zimbabwe? Like, solo soldiering. I'm like, really? There's like a one man, Jowal, like handling every war in Zimbabwe. Yeah. And once again, he brings it back to Zimbabwe. He goes, you know, in Zimbabwe, self-reliance is the only thing we rely on. Zimbabwe. I'm like, self-reliance

is pretty much what a lot of people rely on in a lot of different countries. Yeah, it's called being alive in the world. Yeah. He's like, you don't have privilege. You don't have privilege in Zimbabwe. I'm like, actually, I'm sure some people do have privilege. Just as like in most countries, there are some people who have privilege and some people who don't

and most people don't have the privilege. It's just the way life is. Yeah, you're on a luxury yacht. Shut up. And the captain's like, you know what I love about your wow, wow. First of all, he's got wow in his name twice. Yeah. Okay. Second of a, what an attitude. I look up, he's on the roof. I look, you know, I look to the side. He's, you know, putting down this light. I look around the corner, he's juggling crabs. I mean, the guy just does not stop. He even planted some broccoli the other day. I was like, wow. He's just like ready, ready. God, I wish I knew where he was from. The only thing with him is I just wish he talked about his roots a little bit more.

So the guests get to the top of Capri, and they're like, oh, my God, it's the table and chairs. Oh, my God. I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry. Yeah, the guy's like, you look like Jackie O. She's like, I feel like Jackie O. It's like, oh, these people, like, shut up. And Colin, Colin is the best with just like subtle shit that they only show him for two seconds an episode.

Yeah. But he's like, whoa, that chairlift, huh? We don't have chair lifts on fairies. It's like, yeah, no shit. he said on long island he says we don't have mountains on long island um so then joie i was driving back uh kacey jamie and colin in like the tender and it's like there's chop because there's a big swell coming in and cases and it's like case he gets like

splashed he's oh you got me all wet and joie goes that won't be the fifth time you say that i was like you are so vile and it's like it's so obnoxious how you kiss sandy's ass as like you know boy scout leader you know and then you are say such like inappropriate things to women over and over again. Well, it would be, it would be easier to take if both the women weren't like still into it. I know. That's what's so sad. Oh, my God.

He's so cute. And then it keeps cutting back to the lunch. And it's just the guy and the lady, the lady's like, oh, my God. It's like overwhelming. And the guy's like, that's amazing. Like, okay, you too. We get it. So then Joao explains his flirtatious ways.

Once again, it's all from Zimbabwe. He's like, coming from Zimbabwe, everyone knows about me. I've literally cereal dated since the age of 14. I just can't stop dating cereal. Cocoa Puffs, Honeynut Cheerios. I love them all. Jamie's like, get out of my way.

He's like, I'm playing against myself. I want to be single, but I don't want to be single. You know what I mean? It's real hard coming from Zimbabwe. I want the attention. But you know what? I don't want to date. I guess I'll have to do it myself. Self-reliance is a mobile way. And then Casey says something to him like, yeah, Bob, I'm back like you too. And he's like, yeah, Brooke locks this, but she'd like it more, but it's just for her.

Did you notice his laugh after I went crazy about it last week? I noticed, yeah, he has that awful chuckle. It's like a sitcom laugh. It never stops. Never. And as someone with a laugh that never stops, I get how hypocritical that is. But God, it makes me crazy. Yeah. So Adam and Conrad, I mean, sorry, Hannah and Conrad are like, they make out in Capri. And then...

Lots of closed-mouth kisses with these two. Lots. I'm not really buying it. They're like... And then Brooke and Adam, they start talking about arranging Hannah's barbecue, birthday barbecue. And now the whole gang starts heading back from Capri. And there's, like, big swells, which is...

sort of like foreshadowing for the rocky weather to come. And now it's the evening time and Adam is prepping dinner. And he's going to be making up. And he's like, well, be free, my little lobsters. He's like, okay, I guess they touched land for Adam to get whatever happy pills he takes. Yeah. And he's like, well, you know, the day they had a picnic, which isn't as fancy as I like. So now I'm going to get super messy on them, okay?

French onion soup and risotto, baby. Did you say super mishy? Yeah. Soaps messy. Literally soup. Yeah, he's making French onion soup, risotto, and nothing get too spicy. So he's doing that, but the swells are coming in, and the boat is, like, rocking. And we even see footage of the boat, exterior footage of the boat.

It looks like, what do you call those things in music, the monochrom, monochie, whatever. Anyway. A crescendo? No, you know those things that like keep the beat like, like, it's like an upside-down pendulum? No, I'm stupid. It's a mono. I'm dumb.

You know, in a music, music, mono. I'm done. Stop highlighting by stupidity. I feel like it's monochrome. Maybe not. No, monochrome is a color. Well, anyway, while you're looking that at, captain's like, oh gosh, we're rolling a lot, right?

Yes, Captain, okay? Yes, we see. And then the guy goes, hey, because the waters to rumble. She's bothered the ancient god Neptune. That's all. So, yeah, I like Hannah. There's people puking. And Hannah's just, like, doing something.

She's like trying to pour a drink. And, like, the boat, like, tilts because of the swell. She goes, Jesus fucking Christ. She's just, like, angry. Angry at the ocean. All right, honey. Listen, I've got a charter to do. And you're going to come in here and you're going to rock a boat.

And I didn't say you could rock the boat. Next time, why don't you give me your proper resume? because you said you're going to be a car motion and you're not okay squinty anger eye squinty anger eye so then we get um we get uh we get to see gumball my favorite who's upstairs sitting on the couch like dressed like she's going to the latin emmy awards or latin grammies and she's like i might it's nice up here huh i might slip up here still rocking down there like honey you know that you're on the same vehicle that's going to be rocking no matter where you are By the way, I looked it up, metronome is what I was thinking of, not monocle.

Oh, a metronome. Yeah, met you meant like a musical notation. No, I meant like the thing that goes, oh, yeah. It's really important for me to finish that, that visual metaphor. The boat was rocking like a metroom. See? Oh. Oh, I thought you meant like, never mind you guys.

Okay, so there, no offense, no offense. So Brooke is like, um, Adam, you might have to work for denouc's tea people. poop and I hope they're doing it together on it bad my as if the

puke went in the same bowl and melted as one puke to go down the drink together together forever

I hope that the puke makes the shape of a hat before it goes down the toilet and Adam's like

okay Brooke I'm not gonna get mad because you're broke Brooke then he's like he's like love the lines

of communication of thank God like someone told me that someone was sick. I'm like, they just found out. Like, like, what, what do you want these people to just like get on the intercom and puke into the intercom so that way you know? Like, you're getting,

you found out. Eat him, eat him, people are puking. Eat him, eat him, people are puking. No, finally it's in communication. So then the guy, the the main guy, comes out in a blue plaid suit, which is really uncomfortable to watch. Yeah. And then the captain's like,

you guys, you okay? you see sick okay guess what we're gonna do we're gonna have a slow cruise back to naples slow cruise back to naples um and so then the sick the sick passenger demito or whatever her name is she dementia she like comes up and uh she's like she's trying to like be present and she's like can i just have some chicken soup so they like whoever goes into adam and it's like all right the sick passenger, I think it was Hannah, I was like, the sick passenger wants some chicken soup, and I was like, oh, well, maybe if you'd like give me a heads up that you'd be sick and hungry, then I made, could have made some ginger ale or something that actually could have cured seasiness

instead of like chicken soup, which doesn't even work. I'm like, just make the fucking chicken soup. No kidding, it's like the simplest thing of all time. Even I make chicken soup. Yeah, just chop. And then they show him, like, angrily chopping carrots and onions. He's like, ugh, yeah. And he makes a perfectly lovely chicken soup, by the way.

It looked like it was like, whatever. You just throw it into a pod and let it simmer for, what, 30 minutes? I don't know. But the anger is all over the place, like the asshole anger, because Hannah's like, Casey, Heena, Heaney, Casey, Casey, Kasy, Kassie, Kossi, Katsy, Kuh. It's Hina. How do you feel? Because he's like, hey, Bart, but I'm okay.

It's like, all right, take care of yourself. Ah! So, so Hannah then goes to check in. on Sandy. It's like, Sandy, would you like something to eat? Would you like something? She's like, oh, I'm really hungry, but I can't eat right now. I mean, I have visions of broccoli dancing on the hood of this

yacht, but I got to get us to Naples in a slow and reasonable way. She's like, what? He's like, well, would you like me to put some food here on the side? She's like, nah, nah, yeah. You can, it's like, all right, I'll keep it out here. She's like, actually, you know what? Actually, I would like it in here after all. So Hannah, Hannah is like

getting mad that Sandy was like changing her mind about where she wants the food, right? Well, she tells Hannah that she doesn't want. She's like, I want to eat, but not right now. Yeah. So Hannah goes to cover food, but then she tells Conrad. She's like, you know what?

I changed my mind. Go tell Hannah, I want it right now. That's right. So it's like, all right. He goes to tell her. And then the captain is like, where's my food? Where is my food? It's like, lady, the entree hasn't even been served yet.

Yeah, well, because I love to call out some bad service, but. Well, because he goes outside and he, well, he goes out of the bridge and he tells Hanney is like, oh, actually she does want her food right now. And Han's like, I can't believe it. We're still doing service in the fucking weather. This weather. We want her to have this weather. And then that's when Sandy's like, all right, Conrad, Conrad, Sandy,

Conrad, Sandy, Conrad, Hannah, Hannah, Sandy, Conrad, broccoli. Branzino, anyone, huh? Datos? She goes, yeah, Cambrack, go to the bridge, okay? If I tell you to check on the food, you go to check on the food and you go straight back to the bridge. You don't stop to attack to the chief stew. Although I would like some stew, actually.

If anyone have any stew, I love a broccoli stew right. now. She walks around the little tiny kitchen. She's like, is it here? Is it not here? Where is it? Where is it? Is it here? Is it not here? God, I need another set of eye bars. You know? God is clear. Kind of got stuck in a banana. Wave a banana face. We're going to set up an anchor sanctuary right here in this galley and find that little piece of food I'm supposed to be eating. Where is it? Okay. And then she comes back. When I say, do something, do it anything. Come right back. All right. Come right back. All right. Let's pull it in for a hug. Yeah, he's like, all right, I'm sorry. She says, oh, yeah, well, you're going to do the slide in the morning. He's like, uh, uh, so she's like, where's my food? Where's my food? And Hannah's like, it's like, that's it.

She goes, well, the risotto hasn't come out yet. Biot. She's like, geez. So then the captain goes upset and she's all mad and she's like slide shamed, Conrad. Yeah. So later he's like, I just don't understand. Now she wants to slide in the morning, but then we have to put it away at 10 in the morning. Where's the logic?

I don't understand. Oh, God, right. It's called a punishment. That's the logic in it. Yeah. There's no logic in it except for punishment. Yeah. So they're all going to sleep, and they show this shot of Brooks sorting pebbles into different colors.

I was like, oh. I was like, can't you just keep them all in, like, one big bag and just scatter them about? But she's like, all right. Now comes the part we break the hearts of these pebbles. These pebbles have been together. But blues go in this bag. Light blues in this one, white in this one. And red.

the most passionate colour He loves me He loves me not He loves me He loves me not Could you just back up the goddamn stones please I can But there's so much emotion attached

I just want the stones To be honest with me Could you just tell me what I stand with your stones Where do I stand I've collected all these stones And I've told them to meet your own my ankles It has your fault of the body of the ocean and let's not true love appears.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Oh, I think I just understood what Colin was trying to say. Blu, blah, blah, blah. You and I. So let's see. We literally see Jamie eating chocolate milk out of a bowl.

There's just chocolate milk, then drinking chocolate milk, then drinking chocolate milk again. And it's my favorite running thing of this show now. Just showing Jamie whenever we can with chocolate milk at her hand. No, I mean, I think I said last week that I went and got myself chocolate milk because of Jamie. I was like, I need to have some quick. I went and got some. So it's the next morning. And the guests are like, whoa, this light is already up.

That's crazy. You know, it's constantly, you know, growls. Yeah. Oh, and this is the breakfast sandwich part. Oh, yeah. And then Jamie, yeah, and this is where they show Jamie eating a bowl of just chocolate milk, which backed me up. So she's like, uh, cornbread, don't you have? feelings or Colin, don't you have feelings?

Don't you have feelings? Don't you have feelings for rooks? He's like, show up, Mom. Oh, Mom, did you get the Sunny D? Oh. Oh, but you have feelings for her. Just like, I have feelings about a certain captain, quick. Captain.

So then, meanwhile, Jowowl, like, comes up to Sandy, and he's like, hey, he's, like, all smiles. He's like, the slides all ready. like as if he did it all himself once again just like kissing her ass it's so awful so so awful so so awful so Jamie is like

um coolie do we do no conred do we do defenders now or later and he's like I don't know in a minute so he goes to Sandy and it's weird that they don't have this down yet yeah that's probably why she's not mad he's like Sandy you know in port do you want defenders in or out

because you know some captains want him in and out and some captains want to me and some cat I wish she won't I was thinking like we got up offenders, but, well, we don't have to have the Fenders, but, like, I thought maybe you might want the Fenders, because we're going into Port. I mean, I think we're going into Port. I don't want to say what your plan might be. But if we're not going to port, then maybe I won't ask the question, but if we are going to get port, maybe the offenders go out, but maybe not. I don't know. And she's like, oh, God damn it. Why?

Yeah, she gets so mad. She's like, they should be out right now. You're on the deck. Fender should be out now. Oh. I feel about him the opposite way I feel about that. God damn banana. I like the banana, but not Hannah, okay? Hannah, banana, they do not go well together. So Brooke is getting this birthday party together, and so she's talking to drought, to grow out, and she's like, well, I want to do a birthday on the dark. I know you don't like Hannah, but still it's about that.

And he's like, uh-huh, ha, ha, ha, y'all. It was that over the top, like, I'm on a sick. calm moment on, I'm on TGI. I feel like, ha, ha, ha, ha, that's hilarious. And he's always laying down on that same bit, like that same, you know, bench or whatever.

Yeah, he's lying in that bench. That's for sin, not for lying. And every time they show him, he's lying back on that thing, until Sandy comes in. So Casey's like, um, did I interrupt something? Should I walk away? And he's like, oh, ha, ha, ha, ha.

He's like, okay. Like, this show can make tension and out of nothing. Literally nothing is happening. So now it's time for the fenders to go out and the anchor up and everything. And so Conrad, like, Conrad tells everyone to put the fenders out. And then he goes to Hannah. He starts like, he's like, well, Sandy's bought my head off of everything. You know, every, no matter what, no matter what happens, she's bought my head off. And then, but meanwhile, Sandy is watching Jowell putting the fenders out.

And she's like, oh my God. Are you kidding me? They should have been done. Seriously? Oh, God. Did someone slip on a banana peel or something? I mean, I love that banana, but not slipping on it. Oh, God. Making a priority, Conrad, Conrad, Conrad, instead of a Hanwardie. Conrad, Conrad, Sandy, Conrad, Sandy, Conrad, Sandy, Conrad, Sandy.

All right, how are we looking coming into Doc here? Okay. And he's like, well, I think we could use a little crooked. We could use them to five more meters or something like that. I'm straight on this side. I don't know what you're seeing on your side, except maybe some hearts in your eyes. I don't know what's going on over there. I'm good on my valves.

don't know what you're comparing it to. Jeez. So she's like just hating him and he's like, I'm not sure whilst to snap in. Like yes, you know. So then buys, it's goodbye time. And everyone's like, that what?

Here's $30. Yeah, this is the best thing that ever happened to me. Hugs Captain Sandy, you're the captain. And yesterday and Capri, that was like bucket list level of beyond beyond. Beyond, beyond.

He said beyond beyond, beyond. Bucket level of beyond beyond. Yeah, so they leave and come around's like, Captain Sander, can I have a little talk with you? I just wondering, I feel like there's been a shift in the way you're communicating with me lately, and I just want to know what it is. Just like, listen, here's the only thing that annoys me, undercooked broccoli. And the second thing is you and Hannah talking.

You shouldn't be talking so much, okay? Yeah, no kidding. And you know what? If you're going to be mushy and white, you're a potato. Stop trying to call yourself a snippy-snip or whatever. Yeah, a par-snip? What is that? Is that a snip that's golf?

at exactly the level it's expected to golf at. She goes, he needs to pick who he is. The Chiefs doer the bossin. You are so joll. I don't know what her deal is, but it is hilarious. I'm loving watching Captain Sandy in a snit. So then Brooke goes up to Adam, and this was like very, like, Jane Austen. I imagine her, like, coming with, like, a little letter.

She's like, Adam, would you come to the party store with me for Hannah's barbecue? Would you do me the honor of escorting me? party city of Naples so we can pick balloons and streamers and con fatty i don't even know what you're going to get for hannah she doesn't like anything but wine or cigarettes oh he's such a bad boy so conrad hannah hannah conrad kana hannah kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana kana and he's like well i'll talk to katt and sandy and she said the problem is you and me on the radio she goes Oh, so she doesn't want communication between the Basin and the Chiefs Sea? Fine. Don't call me. Don't smoke with me. We'll see how smooth it runs.

Good look with it, hona. I like when she said, don't smoke with me. You got him hooked on smoking. You can't just gut him off now. So now it's time for the tip meeting. And Tandy's like, well, it's not the biggest tip. And, you know, as I always say, in the charter, count your cash, not every charter. I was like, wait, what? I don't get it. It's not this ice It's a way of it's the motion of the ocean And the board of the motion of the Capri mountain wave You know what I'm saying?

You know what? You can't see the forest for the trees Especially those trees are actually broccoli Um So everyone's mad And Hannah's like Oh squintor squintor I'm squinting my horse so head

And But you know what though guys It was a great It was a great charter nonetheless And Jow Wow You did a great job You never got an attitude.

That's different. In case they get a day off in somewhere called Caca del Sonia, which is just so funny. In case he's like, I need this. I've gone through the wrath of hammer and sea sickness. This is my reward. Like this, this is called privilege. Yeah. Well, we don't have it in Zimbaboy.

We just have self-alance. I've come through so much. Hannah was meeting me. Yeah. I deserve a breakfast sandwich. So, uh, Jouao is inviting his mates to Hayna's Baton's Batheu. And we'll celebrate a fake birthday for a fake person. Oh, oh, whoa.

He, you know, his laugh is the sort of like that hacky sitcom laugh where, you know when someone on a sitcom does like a big laugh and then like cuts it short and goes, no. They go, ha ha ha ha ha ha. No. It's like that like that Disney Channel sort of thing. That's what he does. He's like the big brother on a Disney Channel show. Yeah. Oh, my God.

That's the best description. of him. It's like, oh my God, he's like the worst. He's like ruining the sleepover, you know? Yeah. Big Brother Disney Channel, jerk. Yeah. So then Jamie's like, since this, I don't know why they even put this in, but it just, it comes to Jamie telling us, since this relationship with Hannah Stadidt's brain is evacuated the premises. We've replaced it with chocolate milk. So good for me. So I'm now drinking Cornard's brain. I'm a zombie, actually.

People don't realize this. I've actually decayed. So Conrad, Adam, and Brooke go into town to go to, like, the party store to get stuff. And Conrad wants to get Hannah a birthday gift. And so Brooke, of course, loves a romantic gesture. She's like, make sure you get something funny and thoughtful always works. That's the way to my heart. Perhaps a lovely note.

And have we been, oh? This right, well, stand that. What limes with love you're broke? Hmm, can anybody finish the sentence? And Adam's like, How about Crocs? It'll be hilarious.

I guess that's romantic too, I suppose, but maybe American style. I would prefer some lovely poetry and maybe a harp music playing. I don't know. Rick is so funny, though. Conrad goes, do you think Crocs are funny? She goes, I think it's a risk.

So they actually go to the Crack. shopping virus and pink crocs. And then they're all getting ready, and they all get balloons. And Adam's really nice at this part, because he's like, helps, and then he grills everything at the party, and he's being nice, and he's like,

yeah, me and Hannah, you know, like she makes me crazy together. We really enjoy drinking together. I mean, that's the gravy. What does he say? I don't know. I was like, uh, meanwhile, like,

Colin is, like, still trying to flirt with Brooke, and he's like, He's like, yeah, I really feel like I have a connection with Brooke, but I am just the worst with girls. Like, I can't tell if I'm in the, I don't know if I'm in the friend zone or not. I'm like, you are literally the post-child for friend zone. Like, when cars arrive at the friend zone, it's like a billboard with you waving like, welcome to the friend zone. I'm calling your ambassador. And I think Jamie has said something to him because she is like trying to give him an opening, you know, Brooke ways.

She's like, and he's like, uh, you want my woolly? Oh, good, does she like me? Doesn't she like me? I'm like either hug her or give her your sweater. Like, do we have to do this for you? I'm gay, and I know what to do. It's actually, like, adorably very similar to any 80s movie, right? Like, Colin and Jamie are, like, the nerds on the outsider, and he, like, has a crush on her.

And Jamie sort of probably secretly has a crush on Colin, but the way that she expresses her love is to set him up with his true love. And so he's, like, pining after the nice girl, but she has her eyes on the asshole. And then probably by the time he, like, she is interested in him. he's realizing that his true love is Jamie. You know how that works. Yeah, she becomes like a raging chocolate milkaholic and dies of an overdose, and he just becomes, you know, ducky. Yeah, yeah.

So sad, guys. So Casey's like... Oh, so then we get to see the opposite side of romance. And Casey's like, everything. And I was like, can I give you a mejizi? I literally just put it on right now because I didn't want to hold it anymore. I can give it to you. I can give it to you.

The one rule is when I take it off, I got to take it. something else off her with it. Okay, what I'm saying? Chisity Built. Meanwhile... She's like, I don't want to put away my outfit yet. I'm like, oh, it's too bad that that beautiful outlet from Fineleen's basement is not getting more airtime. Also, I have to give a shout out to that cat. Did you see there was that cat that stole the raw chicken?

Yeah, so good. I was like, great. Everyone gets worms. And actually, next week, Jamie does get something. I wonder if it was like... Cat rabies. Yeah. She gets SIDS.

Sudden Shakin Jamie Jamie Syndrome. Sidious a disease. No, SIDS isn't, oh, sorry. I didn't mean SIDS. I meant feline AIDS. But isn't a feline AIDS called something like this? It's called like Fids or SIDS or something.

Anyhow, this is really great, great comedy. Glad everyone's listening. So, yeah, so, so Brooke is now talking to Jow's friend, because now Jow is getting cozy with, with Casey and and Brooke is like just talking to this random dude and she's like people think he's a dick because when he gets drunk he acts a little bit like a dick but for me I like I thought it quite amusing doesn't bother me one bit I'm like that's because you're asleep during it and when you act like a dick that means you're a dick by the way and his friends just like mm-hmm sounds like him

and then it cuts to Jamie drinking chocolate milk which is just friceless so then Casey and chihuahua he's kissing Casey's head and she gets Yeah, I'm out, tan ticket. And he's like, Simple boy, no, return. Feel my weanus. Feel my weanus. Before or after, I give you my juicy.

So he's like, nah, the pennies dropped. It's all making sense. I don't know what I want, nah. And then they cut it to him going, feel my weanis. Feel my wieness. And Brooke is watching from a five, but I want to feel his wieness. She's like,

I'm watching them cuddle. sadly. So they're all, they all party and half a, and Hannah gets her crocs, and she's like, Oh, we'll know we crooks, and she throws them in the water, and then I jump through my TV to retrieve them, because crocs are an amazing, amazing invention. I've still had my same leather crocs that I bought at Disneyland almost 10 years ago for $80. Thank you very much, and I will always have that. Hannah gave those crocs such honey face.

She's like, honey, get these into my face. Yeah, she was very upset. I've actually never worn Crocs, believe it or not. Well, unfortunately, you just can't look down ever. You hate yourself. You just put them on because they're comfortable when you walk the dog. Yeah, okay. One girl in my neighborhood said, you know, what I've always liked about you?

It's this girl, I don't know. And I'm like, what? She goes, you just wear a fuck you shoes. I'm like, that's the best way to put it I've ever heard. Thank you. And fuck you. So, Joao is just, he's, again, laying on thick with Casey saying how he's going to get her a non-stalt ticket back to Zimbabwe. He, like, says it a few times.

And then there's, like, funny times with a cake, you know, like, oh, my God, like, Conrad, like, Conrad and Hannah, putting cake in their face. I don't understand when people do this. I would be so livid. Like, the cake is meant to be eaten. Like, don't put it in my face. Don't put it on your face. Like, this is, I want my slice of cake, okay? Well, especially service people.

Who do you think has to clean up that dock? Yeah. Okay? Exactly. So, like, kissing and stuff like that. And, um, and, like, and everyone's just, like, having fun. Jamie puts, like, the cake in some guy. Mason, I think, is the buddy's name.

So Jamie puts cake in someone's face. And Brooke has just, like, alone being like, I wish someone would put cake in my face. Does my face? No. It's not, it's not big enough for cake. No. I'd appreciate it if someone gave me a little sugar on my face.

I can be a little. People don't know it, but I can get down like that little cake in the face. I've made a cake for everybody. It says, please. Please. Oh, my goodness. I loved when they were chasing the cake around, and Adam's, like, in good mood. He's like, oh, I've never seen it happier.

Colin goes, he runs. So then let's see. Brooke is all upset. So she goes up to Well, well, no, but before Brooke goes up to him, Casey's sitting with Zhao and goes, so I have to know, is the love triangle over? He's like, yes, it is. She's like, what's your choice?

I mean, let's just say, I'm happy new. I'm not going to say, I'm happy now. I'm like, just say, like, no one even cares what your choice is, but just say it. Like, stop stringing these stupid girls along, you know? Yeah. I can legit, legit, in a position I can speak now. legit. She's like,

to speak, and he's like, me, I'm a hippie. And then they giggle. And then he's like, you're a client. She's like,

The Clans, they're like, blue, kiss, kiss, kiss. And then it showed Brooke, watching these two about to get laid, and she looks so sad.

And it's a huge bag of lays potato chips right in front of Brooke. And I thought that was the cutest fucking picture ever. That's something that I wouldn't mind getting laid. So Casey goes

How much bigger of a hint? Can I give you? it's y'all join in the bag of ruffles too to show what my feathers are looking like i'm texting you this picture right now it's so funny look on brook's face okay i'm gonna look it's like oh she's like when will my time when will someone love me so so um so casey goes to clear the dishes and so brook and by the

Brooke is like right next to them. So Brooke now sidles up close to Joab, and she's like, she's like, I'm cold now. And so she, of course, now gets the sweater. I don't know if you notice, but like she was suddenly wearing the sweater. And she's like, I just feel like we have blatant chemistry. Layton Zimbabwe, we don't have chemistry. We only have physics. How about this?

Oh. I mean. Chao. Just please. Please help me out. Ciao. Just tell me how you really do. feel I don't care by anything else,

because she's kind of drunk, you know. Yeah, every time she goes, he starts making out with her. He starts making out with her. He kisses her, and she's like, and Colin watches from afar, like, and so does Casey. She's like, um, maybe I should have put my outfit away.

I had the cats. Saved it. Oh, well, I guess Phileen isn't the only one in the basement now. then poor then poor Casey has to take a cooler back She's like, that says bullshit And I'm sick again Wow

What a dude I wish Brooke had more self-worth I wish everybody had more self-worth Oh my God, both of them I know I know But I'm excited to see what happens next week Very excited to see how this all

plays out I love Blow Deck Med Oh my gosh Well that brings us to the end of watch What Carappans. We will see you later this week in Kansas City and St. Louis. Get your butts over there. Yeah. If you're, if you tune in tomorrow expecting our New York recap, it's going to be a day delayed because we're doing it live in St. Louis on Friday. So just hold your horses a little bit, like chill out and enjoy, get some rosé. And, you know, we'll be speaking to everyone on Friday. See you then, everybody. Bye.

Bye.