Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: Some People Don't Know When To Quit

Episode Date: August 3, 2021

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Hooker like fuck you get out of my fucking face you hooker face That's how we ended last week with below dead man. Hi, Ben. I thought you're just talking to someone out your window No, I'm just grabbing your head and putting it in my boobs Call me a pussy. Like, cry. Yeah, I'm good. How's everything? I'm about to sneeze, so you greet everyone while I've meet myself.

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I never sneezed after all that. It didn't it like went away. It was like, I just wanted to make you feel the experience of sneezing without actually making you do it. So thank you for for doing that for me anyway. But yeah, yeah, we'll crap is on demand this week. We'll be, I'm assuming, unless anything changes New York and Beverly Hills. But if that's what Lake City trailer is up, then who knows, who knows what we'll do? Anyway, God, below deck med. So last week was a crazy episode and it just continued to be crazy this week.

I was talking actually on Discord with some of our Discord peeps. We were talking about the show. And I realized that Lexi is obviously very unhinged. But she kind of reminds me of a throwback of Got It. Got it. Got it. Not it. Got it. Not even.

No, no, no. Like Riley, I felt like was, like Riley was Riley. And I felt like a lot of her frustrations stemmed from guys just being in douchebag. Lexi, to me, is like a throwback to like the real world in like the late 90s. Like like a like a, like a mid to late 90s real world character. You know, there's always like that person who just, like, could not mesh with the rest of the house and then would just get drunk and just be totally obnoxious and people would try to like, talk sense into them or try to, and they would just say things like, I'm

richer than all of you. So like, what do you have to go back to? I was like, she's such a throwback to like 90s era reality TV. Yeah, I'm richer. Oh my gosh. So yeah, this has been a total cluster fuck and a lovely cluster fuck to watch because yeah, the season takes a minute. I'll be like, it started.

So she sure kick started this one. And Matt, you know, we had Matt too. I mean, she was so bad that people didn't even care about the chef leaving, you know, the cast or the audience. No one even said. Matt was so creepy and disgusting last episode and the fact that like no one's talking about that just shows how awful Lexi was. Yeah.

So it ended with her screaming, getting Malia. And so we're going back in it. It's the night of and Malia's, or Lexi is still screaming. She's a fake ass bitch. And she's like, she's not fake. She's like, you know what, Z's stop being a kiss ass, all right? And then she starts kind of getting grabbing

and then pushes him away. And David's like, all right, that's enough. That is enough. I'm white nighting for Malia White. White nighting for white. And Lexie'si's like David don't make me smack you and then Z's all mad And so David has like pushes you back into his room and she's like you were fake as fuck Fake as fuck and then Katie's like Lexi do you not realize that you're pissing a lot of people off You're pissing people off. How could you piss people off? I don't care

fire me. I have money. Stop saying those words. Those are not nice words. We only allow nice words. Did you see that, Melia? I'm nice and I'm defending you. I love that Lexi wants everybody to believe she's just cleaning toilets for fun. She's like, this is my hobby. I'm wealthy. How dare you? Yeah, why does she keep saying I have money? Like I live in a high rise in my yummy. I'm like, well, why are you here in the galleries? Like as not even the chiefs do your seconds do. Okay. Why why Lexi? Yeah, and apparently now she is engaged to some really rich dude. And she's going on her Instagram saying, we just didn't see everything that they were really pushing

her and prodding her and they just cut all that stuff out. So this is all just in our minds. This is her reactions. Yeah, I love when people are like that when they do the, oh my god, I don't even remember what we were fighting about last night. Oh, they got this all wrong. They were all wrong because there was actually more

that you didn't see. I'm like, you said you didn't remember it. So you can't tell us what we were fighting about last night. Oh, they got this all wrong. They were all wrong because there was actually more that you didn't see. I'm like, you said you didn't remember it. So you can't tell us what we didn't see. Yeah. So then we cut to Sandy snoring just outside her door. She's just like, do your food, do your food, do your food. And back to Lexi.

She's like, David, what is your rank even? Like, how long have you been a yiley? And he's like four years, four years of being a good boy on the yacht and then we cut to Malia Who's like crying in the corner to Katie and being like she she opened up to me about her dad and I was there for I know She's a horrible Horrible person. I love Malia who's just been egging this on and adding fuel to the fire and Amping it up and amping it up for hours now. It's like, oh, I think I'm looking even on TV again.

So I'm gonna start sobbing and make myself the huge victim of all of that. Yeah. He's like, oh, she's so mean to me. So then Lexi says to David, you know what, you're lazy as fuck. You wake up and you wash a cheek like, oh, I'm like Lee Decan. He's like, well, I'm not even Lee like oh, I'm like lead deck hand

And he's like well, I'm not even lead deck hand. I'm just a regular deck hand And by the way, there's nothing I don't understand how you can start a sentence and say you are as lazy as fuck Because and then the rest of the sentence is because you wake up and wash cheek like that's literally So not what a lazy person does you wake up every morning into manual labor you lazy You're so you are so lazy. You know what you do you scrub down all the surfaces of the boat exterior You lazy man So she's like the only thing you have going for you is that you smell nice

Wow, that is all I have going for me then. She goes seriously, you're lame. You're a fucking lame ass, take that. You're whack. Yeah, she's like, you're whack, you're whack. And he's like, don't touch me. Don't touch me, do not touch me. And then he's like, that was like,

she's like rubbing her boobs on his back. Cause he's trying to get Z out of there again. Cause of course he's like, how dare you? Like he comes out. And so she's rubbing her boobs on David's back. He's like, stop, don't touch me. And then he stands inside the door

and grabs a sheet and puts it up as a door. Yeah, that was my favorite reality show tactic. I'm surprised no one's ever thought of before. It's like, you can't see me. you can't see me now, can you? A fitted sheet barrier like no good bye Just like oh, I'm lazy. I'm lazy and my soul. I'm so lazy that I can create a door out of fabric Really I'm lazy and stupid then how do I know physics look you can't see me Now invisible and it works because Lexi's like you're a fucking dick

She's basically like a parrot and you just put like a cloth over her gait. Okay, let me go see now The old cloth trick wins again That is what happened she goes to bed and she's still talking to herself. She's like he's trying me, but he doesn't know I'm Satan to bed and she's still talking to herself. She's like, he's trying me but he doesn't know I'm Satan. I'm Satan. I'm just gonna get into bed and oh my god I'm wrapped up in David's doors. What do I do? I guess I have to go sleep. David's slam the door on my foot. David's bearing me in doorways. So then in the mess everyone's now without hugging Malia. They're like, oh Malia. And she goes, okay guys, go to bed. I mean, I'm sorry that you're just deck hands. And Katie's like, I'm sorry for my stewardess, I'm sorry. And then at one point, David goes,

has anyone seen my cabin mate, which is Matt? And we're like, no. Okay, go to bed. He kind of literally been dead. And like imagine if he fell over a boy and they're like, oh, strange. I wonder where Matt is. Yeah. All right, time to go sleep. Yeah. He's like, even his clothes are gone. Well, no need to tell anybody on the ship that that the chef has left in the middle of the night. I guess I'll just go get some rest now. This is how movies like Open Water happen. Okay, this is how people get left behind and get stuck with sharks.

Okay, because no one even puts the bare minimum energy to have concern about someone who's not there. Yeah. So in the morning, Sadie's walking around with bed head, like, oh geez, I had this crazy dream where I got somebody to just cook what they wanted to. I just saying do it your food. Wow. What a life. I had this crazy dream Where I threw a book at Lloyd's head, but he didn't smile. This is so weird So it's 28 hours before a charity charter

So Courtney is waking up and Katie's filling her in. She's like, you missed everything. Lixie screamed at everyone waking up to this feels heavy. I've never had to deal with something like this. Mommy letting her stay. Is it letting us slaughtered? I'm just confused. Yes, it's letting her slide. Fire her ass. I mean, she should totally be fired. I'm sorry. The way she talked to her, her what's her call, her superiors. So then, then meanwhile Lexi's awake and she's in the galley and Captain Santa comes in and she's like, oh hey, hey there girl

who definitely did not get into a fight last night. How are you doing, she's like, oh good morning Captain. Jeff, you guys have fun last night. Oh yeah, I mean, there's lots of drink. There was an argument. I can't remember what was said. I mean, we had a little spat, you know, but like, I mean, I lots of drink. There was an argument. I can't remember what was said. I mean, we had a little spat, you know, but like, I mean, I had a partner,

but like because like, I said some stuff and then they said some stuff. I mean, like, I can get over it. Like, can you, she makes it sound like they had an argument about like, what is the best kind of pale to make a sand castle, right? Like, it was just a little drunken spat. Yeah, she's like, you know, just a spat.

I mean, I can get over it and work, but like can they? So, not really sure how people with way less money than me act in these situations. So, I guess I'm just gonna be patient and see what the pours do. You know what I say, take the high road. I'm sorry, I meant high rise, I live in a high rise. You know, I would say, you know, take the easy road, but that's the high road. I'm sorry, I meant high rise. I live in a high rise. You know, I would say, you know, take the easy road,

but that's the toll road. They probably can't afford that because they're poor. So, not really sure. I guess I'll just wait it out. Some people take the low road, some people take the high road. I take the helicopter. Am I right?

Anyway, it's time to clean a toilet. And Sandy's like, well, you know what it's said. If something was said, here's what you should do. Apologize.'s like, well, you know what it said, if something was said, here's what you should do. Apologize. She goes, oh, you're right. Like, okay, I'm sorry, you're poor. No, no, apologize to them. Oh, I'm sorry, they're poor. Okay, you're learning. God, I'm good. I'm a leader. What is poor for, I'm sorry, I just need to know the words and then I can do it. So she's like, well, I'm not going I just need to know the words and then I can do it. So she's like, well, I'm not gonna apologize

if I don't think it's necessary or don't believe it. And like my apologies have to come from a real place because her whole thing is she doesn't want to apologize because she doesn't know, since she doesn't remember, or she wants her apology to be authentic and if she doesn't know what she's apologizing for, can't be authentic guys. Right.

Well then just say that. That sounds great. Look at me leaving. She, just say that that sounds great look at me leading chick whoa that's a great idea Sandy why didn't I think of that just like yeah wow so Lexi tells me oh my god Sanji is on that what what do you hear about thunder oh my god it sounds like Godzilla is crushing down the entire city I hate one thunder like that It's just going and go we get it your thunder you're terrifying okay? I didn't hear it at all okay. I didn't hear it

I feel like happen Sandi's sleeping at 8 p at 8pm on a yacht full of screaming crew people I heard nothing. I have to say the weirdest thing about not living in the same city as you right now is That you don't see that like you're sitting in like perfect sun all the time You're like you're not only weather and here it's like Rain is like beating in the side of the house. You're just chilling over there. I need someone to talk about simple things. Like, God, isn't the weather terrible today?

I'm jealous. I love talking about weather stuff like that. And so I'm like, there's a butterfly outside. Do you notice that Captain Sandy this episode, I feel like she was really trying to workshop or road tests some inspirational shit. I'm like, is she trying to like do, like, uh, like, uh, not what she does? You know that right? When she came on the show, she's like a tour, a touring inspirational speaker. Oh, you know what? Yeah, she had like a website that was like, you know what?

Sale was Sandy. But it was probably like for selling things, but it was like sale was sandy. You know, she had like a boat, like I'm a leader, and so she would do women's inspirational leadership conferences and stuff. Mm. Well, that makes sense,

because she was really leaning into her like, models and mantras and like, and yeah, that's why she's always wanting to be like, I lived to someone up today. Good for me, by my book she's always wanting to be like, I live to someone up today. Good for me, buy my book. So then Lexi's like, well, I'm not apologizing, okay? And she goes, but you know, if she speaks truth, people are very reasonable with truth.

Just give them about 24 hours to get it over for it, okay? Okay, that's great, I didn't know it was as simple as that. Unless you really want to give your favorite Her boyfriend on board and then he could just screw someone over in about 12 hours. Okay, Sariky go ahead to be dead Yeah, so so then Sandy just like Moses on over to hot Martin who is just like Martin's always kind of like standing over a map. I feel like he's always like a map on a desk. He's got both of his palms on it and he's just sort of looking at it.

He might have a pencil on his mouth or a pencil on his ears. This may not be factually what happened, but he has very strong standing over a map energy, you know? He does, yeah. Like he, or he just like unfurled some blueprints. Yeah, that is always what he's doing Like I'm looking down right now hotly

So he's like did you hear the chef came up and said that he is angry and he wants to leave So I signed him off the boat. He is gone. She's like that chef left. Why why didn't he leave? I was here. I was here Yeah, and she's like, oh man, I thought he was happy. I mean, that's wild. I mean, he signed up for a jab. Show up. Am I right, everyone? Show up. Okay. Hey, Martin, that's actually not a map you got there. That's just a menu from Apple. These, okay, you brought it with you. Okay. you can put it away, it's not the man. Now, excuse me, hot person reading things,

I gotta go have a belt down. So she goes into her room and closes the door behind her. So the staff is gathering in the mess and they're all talking like, oh, last night was crazy and we're still alive, huh? And Lexi passes through as they're all hugging each other. And Zee tells us that her behavior really made things tense. And he says, generally in all country,

Afrikaans would be a white man's language, not a black man's language. So I don't know if she was trying to play on the fact that I'm adopted and have a white family, but it was very harsh and she's very ignorant, which is interesting, because I looked up that word last week, and I was totally confused by what she meant. I was like, what is she saying right now?

Oh, so, oh, African-Con? I'm glad for the explanation. Yeah. When she said, get your Afrikaans ass out of my face. You know, I thought that was a... I thought she was just referring to the fact that she... I mean, Afrikaans, like he said, is like language or whatever. But when he was like, is she trying to like take a dig at the fact that I'm adopted of a white family

and that I was like, you were giving your way too much right into putting together. But I think she was. I mean, I think that she was making a dig. I think he was right. He said, whatever it is, it was derogatory. It felt like it was coming from a derogatory place. But this is a woman who is best retort prior to that was,

I'm rich. I have money. So I don't think she was really working out at that high of a level, but I do think that she was trying to make him like feel shitty about where he came from, which is all you need to be awful. No, she's a dick. So then Mollie is like, all right,

well, let's just get on deck where we belong because we're just the debt crew. Okay. So then Courtney is talking to Lexi and she's like I can't believe the chef is gone She's like what do you mean gone gone gone like I mean how did he afford that? She's gone he's gone Well last night me and David and Maria have like a little fire. I mean it was Last night me and David and Malia had like a little fire. I mean it was no big deal and Courtney missed it because she went to bed sobbing because people were fighting in the hot tub. I'm like laughing. I'm like laughing that she went to bed sobbing because she was like the better her poor

father. And then Sandy is like texting with Matt. Are you okay? Where are you? Can you do an app? Brands You Know? What can we get you? A you? Hug. Can we get you a hug from a Ranzino while you're taking a nap? So then Katie goes up to Cisandia in the bridge and she's like, oh, how'd a big problem with Lexi? I mean, she lost her full recently and we came back and we were drinking up at the Hort Torb and I left and I don't know what happened But she's up there saying nasty stuff about Malia trying to and then all of a sudden it's like Hi, hi, sorry captain. It's like Lexi all of a sudden there out of nowhere

Talking in a baby boy. She's like sorry The captain's like well actually this is about you so come on in First of all sorry to hear about your father Okay, now I'm getting the download here, okay This me downloading I'm receiving and Katie's like well here's what I was saying, you know I come up and you're screaming sancturable things and she's like well Yeah, and David was screaming at me

So I was screaming back That's you know, I mean that's how I would remember it if I remember to do things Yeah, yeah, because she says so and then she's like in something happened with you and Z It's just no not Z David was screaming at me. I was screaming back at me You said you don't remember why are you correcting Katie your superior on this? So Sandy says, okay, let's try to mend this. Okay. This calls for a crew meeting. Okay. And if there's anything you don't remember, be open to people sharing what they do. Remember, it's like Martin, when I say Martin, open your brain, the way you just opened up that map on my breakfast table. Okay, can you move it my eggs are under that okay, Martin

Look, we have no chef and that's huge. Okay, so let's just push our emotions to the side no matter what happens Don't lose it. Okay, Lexi. God. I'm a leader Now people are furious with this, but this is also partly Katie's fault because Katie did not Katie did not do a very good job reporting what happened. Okay. You need to say this lady started screaming at us in the middle of a restaurant. It continued here where she continued going crazy

and taking low blows, possibly racist blows at Zee and screaming and yelling that were all poor and well, she told the both of us. She needs to tell her what's going on, you know? Yeah, man, she told the both and he's the teller what's going on you know. Yeah man she told the boss and you're just a boss and stand down. I mean that's like that's really bad. I mean I don't care what you think about Malia that's just like a flagorant like like can you Matt could anyone do that to their boss and like get a slap on the wrist? No but um you know I think that like that I feel like that was not really well reported. Because this isn't going to work.

Well you know what? I don't even know what happened, but people were fighting. That's not going to work. KKD. We're going to need some better reporting skills. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on. Someday's parenting is unbearable.

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So what I want is to have my crew back for my charter. Oh, sorry, I thought I was talking to a pirate again because I got, you know, Somali pirates on board. They captured my crew and they said, I'm the captain now and I said, I'm the captain too and then we laughed and we huged and I said, why don't we have brands, you know, and everything was fine.

What are we talking about here today guys? I don't even remember. All right, you know what? Let's put my personal issues with Tom Hanks aside. And this is up to you guys. Do we forgive, but still hold Lexi accountable? And by holding her accountable, I mean, never mentioning anything that she actually did,

or making her apologize for it. And so Lexi's like, well, okay, like, me and Malia had our thing, but then that spilled over. And then me and David, like, I don't remember, but I want to apologize for screaming at you, like you were screaming at me as well. Oh, yeah, okay.

So, and then Malia, we had an issue. I don't really remember it, but yeah, my memory shut off again when it comes to you. So there's that and Leah says well you made some really personal inappropriate comments and not just to me you owe an apology to Z as well and like she said I said that the only person what what what what what was that I said that the only person I just like I don't remember I don't remember I don't remember anything I know you don't remember and you can be defensive if you want But you were screaming at us telling us that you were better than us. She goes, I mean

When did I say that that's so weird? I mean it's true Where would I say that? I mean I didn't and Lord's like in the cruebness David's like you put me down You put me down you put me down if there hadn't been a sheet there we would have all died thank God for the sheet so it's like hey Lexi here's a pro tip if you don't remember just listen without defending okay and so Katie goes you were very worked up so we all got very we all got involved and a lot of us were trying to mediate okay So Lexi says

Well, I apologize to poor person number one. That's you Katie and to poor person the the nice smelling poor person that's you David And I will talk to the third poor person Malia privately thanks Yeah, and captain says the only thing we can do is reset. Okay, you're all assets, which also has ets in it. Okay, so let's put on our epilets. I'm going somewhere with this, and let's fly high like we're jets. Okay, now that was called rhyming leadership. And let's not remember, let's not forget that let's itself has, that's in it too. So, you know, you can't spell ET without most of that's, right? You can't spell without that's chefs,

which didn't really make sense, but it kind of arrived. So I'm gonna go downstairs now. So she leaves. Emily is like, um, well, I guess I'm sorry for my part, and all of us are aware that you went through something difficult and Lexi's like, ah! So she runs off and starts crying. And Courtney goes after her.

That's really like Courtney's role in life. I think that like, you know, it's funny because in Courtney's interviews, she has like a Jan Brady hairstyle, but it's like she doesn't have that anywhere else, but her interviews. But I think if you have the Jan Brady hairstyle, your role in life is to run after someone when they go crying, right? So she goes running, she's like,

Lexie, Lexie, she's like, give me a moment, give me one. Okay, love you, love you Lexie. Just let me know when I can come running after you again. So Katie is like, okay, can everybody get past it? And the guy say that they can get past it. And Lloyd says, you know, the fact that she hasn't said an honest apology means she doesn't feel bad at all. And unfortunately, it does eat away with me. I was just trying to figure out how to bring engineering more into this, and now I'm going to need more time to bring my walls down. I need to bring my walls down. So it eats away at me, which reminds me of when I was

17 and I dropped out of dance academy and it's just before I enrolled in Pennyfathering school And I decided I was going to become a competitive Yorkshire Puds either and I tried I sat an entire summer I ate nothing but Yorkshire Puds and I got it down to eating 14 and two minutes, and then one day I nearly choked, and I realized it was time to move on to penny fawting. So yes, that is my- Well guess who, guess who I'm calling? Doesn't rhyme with that. It's Norma, Norma.

When is the new chef out of quarantine, Norma? And Norma's like, two days, check, oh. We're gonna get someone named Chef Luca, because I learned after losing that chef the first going to get someone named chef Luca because I learned after losing that chef the first time to get one to quarantine ASAP. His name is chef Luca and he lives on the second floor, right? He lives upstairs for you. Hey, bet you've seen him before. Okay. Okay Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da same singer same singer in different song Mm-hmm. We will not do a sticky flicker original in this recap. Okay, remember we did a whole sticky flicker

Doing that song for like 30 minutes in a real house of New Jersey recap years ago We remain the only podcast that Goes this is a big a well not now apparently we do that all the time the second time We remain the only podcast that goes to the San Vega well. Now apparently we do that all the time. The second time. We were able to maintain the Susanne Vega well is pretty small. It's pretty much just the Lucas song and Tom's diner. Yeah.

But we've gone there multiple times, but this time, guess what? I'm putting the break San Vega, all right? So the captain in the gal. No. No. I'm putting the break some Vega alright so Alie wanted to his talk about where he likes to stick it in holes And I'm trying to drive the ship away and pick up our charter guests when I feel all the sudden that there's no one who can cook any of the meals Norma we have a charter and one day I mean what do I do Norma? So we go to the guys cleaning and Basically talking about how

David is now of course talking about Malia and how yeah, I had a plan I wish like Gucci and then she said well, I don't know Maybe she'll come around but now she knows which isn't Gucci, but you know what okay working on it until it is Gucci it's Gucci bro Yeah, and then Katie is Katie just like mad about last night because now it's like just shit she has to deal with and then someone finds gum in the hot tub and then I could put gum in the hot tub and then down this on the side of the pier who comes walking but mad so Mackle is back up we're but man so mac I'm sorry about last night I'm full of her it's like me go into a sex party. I'm just full of regret right And Lord's like all you back for good. I'm sure hope so I'm gonna talk to the captain right now Sorry everybody

Sorry, you know waking up. I realized I made a really bad decision Talk to the captain right now. Sorry everybody. Sorry. You know, waking up, I realized I made a really bad decision. I wish wasted. Yeah, I was real stupid, but a real silly of me. So he goes and knocks on Sandy's door and she goes, did someone knock on my door? No, there's a parrot. There's a parrot in your room.

What? Of course, someone knocks on your door. Norma sent a woodpecker. It's universal sound knocking. It's universal sound knocking. Yeah. So he cut, she's like, uh, okay, we can talk, but we're gonna do it in the bridge.

I was like, ooh, here we go. So he comes in and he's like, did you hear about my behavior? I, you know, what happened was after bragging about the fact that I do get laid even though they're at paid events I let something small get to me. I don't really remember what it was and she's like, uh, yeah I don't remember, huh seems to be a thing What? He's like, huh? Oh, sorry

It's a callback to a meeting that you missed because you walked off the boat because you got your drunken sense Stupid things that made a rash decision nothing just that well,. Well, you know, I act, I know what I act extremely inappropriate and I don't know what to say. And you know what? I understand if you don't want me here. So listen, I'm gonna do the thing, we're act humbles like you wanna kick me out and give the puppy dog guys and then you bring me back in.

So I understand if you wanna fire me. And she's like, well, yeah, I got someone new. I don't think he's expecting that. He goes, what a bike time. I mean, grabs his head. So like, listen, for me, he's a captain. I have a job. And that is to lift people up. Okay. Now, listen, this person isn't out of quarantine to Wednesday But if you can get me through this Charter you're welcome back you're welcome back for one time I didn't learn last year that if you fire a chef and he still had work to do with it that probably wasn't a very good idea So hey, you know what let's do it again

Yeah, oh understood so this charter will be it for me. So this break is a breakup and she's like yeah Yeah, it's like okay, so then he goes he starts going to everyone is like listen hey Hey, Martin. This Nya you a big apology. Here's your map back. There you go. Oh, hey Hey Courtney listen. I was drunk. I was over time. You know empty stomach. You know how that is. Oh, man. Sorry guys So Lexi's like so you're believing you don't want to continue whose dirt piles am I gonna step in? He's like my choice Sorry if I said anything inappropriate And Courtney's like oh trust me you'll find And Courtney's like, oh, trust me, you'll find. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohuely pretending to be apologetic, right? So he's so he's Katie is like, well, at least you

and you shit. So then, um, Malia and Courtney are talking about last night and Courtney feels she feels like she's in the middle because she likes Lexi and they have the shared emotional bond about their fathers and everything. And Malia's like, listen, I've had drunk nights that I've forgredded. And it's usually not the flip, the fighting. It's too much loving. Am I right? And so then we get flashbacks of her making out with Adam, chef Adam, and of course, Wes, the original Lisa Vanderpump.

So then we get, then we look like this of Vanderpump. He was like a boy band. No, I still reject that. So then we still get, you know, I love my don't put, don't put me in this situation. Okay, I'm gonna. You put me in this situation. I'm sorry, Ronnie Emotional Motherface,

we're in the podcast. I'm sorry Ronnie emotional So then we find out in the meeting who the new guess is Athena who is a relationship coach and The co-owners of a trading firm Which I'm not sure how this all goes together because she seems to kind of like mama like mother-hand them right like she seems to be like Yeah, it's weird. Jack and sin and jyvinson are the brothers and they're their co-owners of an online training firm And then Athena is a success coach from Connecticut. Oh, it's a success coach. Okay, that makes more sense I had relationship coach everything just smelled smelled like bullshit. Like listen, co-owners, whenever co-owners of an online training firm, whenever they show up,

whenever we have people who are like, oh, a successful entrepreneur, or a successful trading firm versus an on-below deck, like something, there's always something. Yeah, do you remember when it was the guy, it was like a huge group of guys, and it was like an online trading, but also success, he was like a success guy. I'm gonna, you're gonna come to my retreat on this boat,

and we're gonna talk about success and trade at the same time. And they're like, where's the wifi? Like that was their thing, the wifi. How dare you not give us wifi? Like that's not in the middle of the ocean yet. Sorry there. Yeah, so they say that Athena organized an online

entrepreneur retreat to celebrate their success. So here's the thing, my take on it is this. So Athena is a quote who success coach and Jackinson and Jyvinson are supposed to be like her successes that like prove they're the proof of concept for whatever she does and she's like invited other people to come onto this boat to celebrate their successes and then I'm sure to have people enroll in whatever program she's doing.

It also sounds totally shady and fake. Good for her, she got a free cruise out of it, you know, a free charter. So they're talking about them and the captain's like, well, listen, I guarantee that they've been through their hard times. And guess what? It's not when everything is great that you high five and stuff. It's when things are down that you have to stay up and at them. Is that right?

Matthew, did you like how I connected that all together? I'm discussing the successful people with you unsuccessful person. Hope y'all got that. I know. That is wise advice. I'm sorry. Oh god, I'm sorry. I'm ready. All right. So they want various things. And on night two, they want want two cakes which is hilarious because Matt seems incapable of making even like a cupcake little on two proper cakes. And they also want five star service good luck and a green gold and black balloons which I feel like is going to be some. Drama that we're going to face I feel like this is going to be a cliffhanger that's going to be like well we got the green balloons we got the gold balloons but what about black balloons? And it'll be like coming up next week. There are no black balloons in Croatia. So, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, and Malia is like, hey guys, they're eating, they're all eating. And Malia is like, did you guys get an apology or what? And they're like, well,

I don't think it's going to come. Is it my love? I'm sorry, did I call you my love? I'm so sorry. As long as our little bun in that oven keeps on growing, surely, I'm sorry. Did I say that? Oh, good guy, sorry. Good guy kept my pet tongues. So, yeah.

So David and Z is still have knock on any sort of apology from Lexi. And then Matt's like, you know, I assumed that when I got back here, that'd be the only issue on account of me quitting. On the heels of me talking about jerking off at sex parties, right? And David says you were trumps. So then Lexi and Malia are doing a cat wait, Lexi and Malia, oh, they're in their cap, so Lexi is like, so about last night,

like, I don't want it to work, affect our work relationship. I just want to know what happened last night to lead to that. Emily is like, yes, I agree. She's like, how did it go from hugging to arguing? Emily is like, well, you attacked my character and you called me Nimes and you said the other night when I was talking about your dad

That was only doing it for my own benefit and Lexi goes well, I'd be lying if the thing you said about my dad was so genuine And so we see that that clip of Malia consoling Lexi and Malia's like I was being really genuine and you've never asked about my family So for you to throw that in my face was really shitty. So like no one is treating you horrible. Okay. Just yeah, you did last night.

And so now you're going to disagree with me about what you're saying. It's this is not a genuine apology. She's like, um, this isn't going anywhere. I have to work. Yeah. I have work to do. Okay. That's a thing with Lexi also is that like when she's

corn her whole thing is that I think she views herself as the most professional person on board and the one with the best work ethic. Mainly because anytime she gets into her argument she's like I have to work to do. You're so unprofessional. You're so unprofessional. So Matt, Matt's, Matt promises David Hill have no more freakouts for his last charter and everything. And David's like, well, you know, the thing is, the engine room is basically soundproof. So you can just go in there and just go freaking mental. It's like, you could theoretically just go of do that on the inside of me. So Malia is talking to Katie and she's like, I mean, Matt apologized for real, but this girl is an apologizing for real. I mean, Zee never got in a poetry. I was hoping today would have been more. And Lexi comes in. She's like, I'm sorry, I guess you're talking,

but I want a shower. So she's, I'll give you five minutes. So she leaves. And she still talks to herself. She's walking around going, I want a shower. It's like shit, I'm so over drama. That's why I only hang out with men. I hate bitches.

I fucking love men. I'm like, they are responding to the awful way you treated them and I've taken no accountability today. That's what they're doing and has nothing to do with like inherent qualities of their gender. Also, the men hate you. So, go figure. Yeah. Yeah, you've actually been very cruel to the man.

And they're like, you're asking. So whatever. So, Kate's like, fuck my life. She's, she doesn't like it, you know, Katie's stressing out, basically. So then she goes up to Lexi and she's like, listen, I don't know what to do about this. You know, you still haven't apologized to Z.

She was, I did. I genuinely apologize to the meeting. Which, she said she'd not at all. No, she said she'd generally apologize to me. Oh, I generally apologize to her. She generally apologize and I individually apologize to Malia and then I walk into my cabin and you guys are discussing me which is bullshit so kid he's like all right she's just telling me what happened it's not bullshit because you don't know what you did and this is the problem and so like she goes well I've

already let it go as if as that's all people who were concerned, like, oh, she let it go. So everything's fine. She was just like horrible to us, but she's over it so we can be over it too. Yeah, she's the one that needs to forgive in this situation. So Katie's like, do you want to be here or not? I do.

She's like, do not back talk to me. All right. But you're wrong. And Malia was wrong. And all of you are wrong. You know what I'm saying? No, you understand. Well, because the thing is Katie, right before that was like,

listen, I really like you. And I really care about you. And like, she goes, no, you don't. That's why she's like, well, do you want to be? What's wrong with you, right? So he's like, look, you fucked up massively. And right now I'm pissed off at you because it doesn't feel like you want to be here.

And it doesn't feel like you care to be here and it doesn't feel like you care so when this morning I'll hide so when this morning I had your back and then let's just I'm really really she's like talking on her phone. She's like really I don't care I'm done it by hey mom I'm like quitting this boat. Yeah, I can't deal with this. I really can't And her mom's like don't do it. I'm not a child, mom. And I will not be spoken to from someone who's a professional mommy. Mommy, I'm not a child, mommy. And Katie just goes, just crushes. I've just totally broken by this. I gotta love someone who screams, I'm not a child while they're literally on the phone,

saying mommy over and over again the second they get in trouble or literally Littlely calls their mom to a net like to be like She was mean to me. I said yeah, I'm telling yeah, so So the mom's like do you think that goddess please with you and she goes listen? He's not pleased with me, but that's why you pray and ask for forgiveness because guess what I'm rich Okay, I'm gonna high rise to some closer god so Lloyd and David are talking and Lloyd is like um she's acting like a wrong was done to her and he's like oh come on it's all Gucci it's Gucci it's like a shitting

hand sandwich Gucci bro Gucci yeah and um and then like, you know, it's hard to defend someone when they're in the wrong. And Courtney is basically telling Katie that she should go talk to Sandy. And so everyone just basically gets into bed. And then the next morning, David starts making some tea. And Malia says, you know, this is one of those challenge odds in yawning. You have to come back from it. And unfortunately for Lexi You piss off that many creed members, and it's hard to come back from it

and then Katie is talking to the captain and she looks miserable and she's like, okay, what now better cup? She's like, well, I'm really considered about the whole boat. I mean, this just isn't the right environment for her. She's, okay, what did I say? Reset. We're gonna reset, okay? She's like, but I mean, I'll try, but in all honesty, reset, reset. Now, guess what reset is backwards? Tesser. That's right. You can go. Lesson taught.on taught lesson taught. Hey listen reset has the letters at knit, okay? And guess what you know else has the letters at knit at sea and at sea is a place where you make things your own Okay, so make this department your own okay? So listen, okay?

You only have to think about your department, your leader, rise. Okay, be like a beautiful loaf of bread that a chef would cook if you were capable. And rise, rise. Change her trajectory. I know she's been horrible and she apologized for it during the meeting. Were you there for that? She's like, yeah, Sammy. Okay, man. She's you know, it's easy to dismiss people

Invest in her invest. Okay. We'll call it the Bank of Kiko, okay I love this bullshit from Sandy when she's like get out not your man Get out Malia's boyfriend is coming You know what? I don't call it Bitcoin. I call it people coin, okay? So invest, invest in people coin. So then Katie is putting Courtney,

she's rearranging the rooms, and so she's gonna put Courtney with Malia, and Katie's just gonna draw him a Lexi. And so they have to rearrange their rooms. And Courtney is so mad that they have to rearrange their rooms like right before the guests come on and they're doing provisions. She's just like, she's really like,

she's like, okay, hairstyle, please dictate my emotions right now and her hairstyle is like, you should be annoyed at your big sister. She's like, I am annoyed at my big sister, Katie. And then Katie is, she sees Lexi and she's like, Lexi, I heard you quit. So, alright here, look, in terms of ethics and morals you've pushed my boundaries, you called me a bitch to my face. I don't want to blame the alcohol, but we all had a lot of alcohol. It's alcohol's fault, and alcohol pushed me to say things I shouldn't say.

And Katie's like oh my gold You know what I apologize for the things I said no you're doing this wrong I know I just I kept on thinking like gosh what would have Kate chest and done it would have been so amazing She would have she would have just unleashed such a wonderful Passive aggressive onslaught on to keep on to Lexi and at first you've been like okay Well, you were drunk last night and you were dumb and you embarrassed us all But here's a rag and enjoy cleaning to votes Yeah, cuz I don't think Kate ever fired anybody did she I'm trying to remember if she I don't think she did

But she made their life hell well she did fire Caroline Caroline quit She's trying quit she did have it no she had an issue with The Canadian girl who replaced Caroline. He was like, Laura. But she didn't fire Laura even. You better check yourself. Unless she said it was like, it's her or me.

OK, and Laura's like, you better check yourself. No. And then they became best friends. I was so mad at that. So Lexi's like, oh my god, trust me, it was one bad night. Okay. Oh my God, I don't want the whole crew to hate me. I mean, they're poor, but man, those poor people get mad. I mean, look at that lady who had the cake. So, um, uh, yeah, so, so basically, uh, Lexi's gonna mellow out and repair her relationships, which is like not gonna work.

So now it's 20 minutes before pickup, and it's time to like, Courtney's changing her cabins, and everyone's getting, everyone's cleaning, getting changed, everything. And now it's like time to get onto the dock. And Sandy's like, listen, a lot's been going on,

and what I want for everyone is to set aside the conflict and focus on the job. We got this Lexi. I believe in you. I believe in you. And me. I believe in you. Lexi.

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da So Athena comes on the boat with the guys and their staff and they get the tour and The guys are like we're living our best life on this big ass yacht They pull out and Katie tells Lexi prioritize here champagne She is the one to prioritize and Athena's like Lex is it Lex? Lexi Lexi on point on, the way you poured that champagne. Wow, well done, Lexi. Yeah, Lexi is like, graduating herself. She goes, anything Katie asked me to do, I can do, because I'm a good worker. I'm professional.

I'm like, it's not the, it's not really the hardest thing in the world to pour champagne into someone's glass. Right. So then Malia and Z, um, are are talking and oh, I don't know. They have to do so now there's just a lot of workers. Everybody's working. Acres. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like a lot of anchors and Lexi tells her Sandy.

She's back on her a game and and Courtney is in the laundry room. And she's like annoyed. She's she's annoyed because she feels like Lexi is back on service and just never had any sort of, there was no reprimands, there was no consequences to what she did. And then that Courtney is the one who had to switch cabins and it was more inconvenient for her. It just feels like it just is not fair at all. Yeah, so then the captain checks on Matt and he's like, I mean, they're nice,

but they're pretty demanding. But I guess that's what we're here for, right? And she's like, yeah, that's right. And he knows that he's in deep shit, so he's just trying to get in her good graces before he leaves. And so then for lunch, he serves a deconstructed Cobb, which it's also known as a lettuce on a plate. It's called a block up. It's where the letters are rearranged. Bobock. It's a Bobock. It's deconstructed.

It's maybe there's even like a P and a Q in there because the Bs fell over. So Emily sees it and she's looking Gucci. Why is the Gucci thing happening? I don't know, it's making me crazy. So, wait a minute. Wait a minute, like it wasn't the, we, huh, wasn't at the end of Blow Deck selling yacht.

Wasn't there that drunken guy from the other boat remember because they had to, like, they had the charter guests were. Barney Rebel, that was the Barney Rebel of the sister ship, where I think the crew stays. Yeah, well, it was, they were, so they were, so they were, that crew, there was like the chef on that crew that came on for like one night. He kept on saying Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, Gucci.

So, I mean, I know that people say Gucci is slang, but part of me wonders was there commingling between... Yeah, because they say that that's like a staff boat or something, because we've seen that boat on this season. We keep seeing that boat. So, I think that's where they keep the staff or something. I can't tell, because it was the pirate ship boat. And then, yeah, I don't know.

All I know is that I feel like there's some cross contamination of Terrible's Lank. Yeah, like. There's contamination of white people walking around saying Gucci too much. So we know that that's happened. So the captain checks on them. She's like, how's your line?

And she's like, oh, captain Sandy, divine. Because she takes the bite of her Cobb salad and she's, hold on everybody. She closes her eyes. She's like, let's see. Oh, that is delicious. It's like, wow, it's better lettuce. Okay. You're going to need to be a little more discerning here. Okay, Athena. Seriously. So, so Sandy is like, you know, let us know if you need anything and You know

Malia and Lexi are being friendly is that's where that is where there's sort of being facing Lee and Malia sort of like hugs Lexi around the shoulders and it's like glad to have you back with us We'll hold a fun to the Kila for all of us and Malia is like yeah, I just wouldn't want to judge someone for one bad night. I was like, wait, where did this come from? Yeah, I don't know. She's full of shit too. So then water toys and everybody's, you know, people are playing on the wave runners and stuff like that.

And Athena is in the kitchen and she's like, oh, chef, okay, so I wanted to tell you. Earlier I mentioned squid, but then the guy said not so much. So I would like some other options too, because they are open, some of them, but some of them aren't really open, and he's like, well, we could do a calamari style or mom, I could do scallops. She goes, you know what I want?

Options, okay, because I love calamari, but I really just love the circle part, okay? So then mix in the Croatian cuisine, but not too Croatian because you know, I don't want us to be like, oh, I'm not too Croatian. He said, kind of Croatian rings, but not squid, okay. I thought it was strange that he's when she said they didn't love the idea of squid. So he said, I could do a calamari style squid. I'm like, that's squid.

So then he goes, but I was thinking it's probably he was probably talking about doing like a grilled squid. You know where it looks like. Yeah, gross. Yeah. So he goes, well, I was thinking maybe Palenta would to made us, it's just surprised me. Surprising, which is her way of saying, I don't care.

This is just what I need, right? So he's like, how am I supposed to give this woman what she wants and have no idea what she's asking for? I personally did not think it was that crazy. She's like, they don't love squid, so have some options, and if you're gonna do Calamari, just don't do this quickly, it wants to do the rings,

and like try to include some Croatian notes. Like I thought it was like pretty simple. But it's Matt, the ear talking to you. So he's like, oh my god, this is a mess. I mean, that conversation was all over the place. She wants Kalamari, which is squid, but Croatian, but not true Croatian, but this, but that. Oh my god, I'm just laughing to keep

from jerking off in a corner and hoping to someone's white picks it up. I'm like, just make some calamari up like alternatives. Make some scallops. So make, I don't know, a salad. I think she was saying like make it, you know, still make something delicious, but make it somewhat accessible because.

Exactly, you know, like super authentic. Just like I was like, I thought that fancy normally, probably, you know. Yeah, she didn't say it. She fired it like really nice but not too fine dining or whether not too smuddy or whatever so then clear but like it was also not that hard to figure out what she was asking for yeah so then people get changed for dinner and they're talking about Katie still really upset about Lexi she's like I mean my morals you know what I mean?

So she's like slowly starting to freak out. So they guess, shower and get ready, and Matt's doing his polenta and crispy squid and fish with black rice and lamb, and he's like, could you just get stressed about it? It's just right or is it wrong? And then the deckeys are like folding up the slide and Lloyd makes some I also wasn't paying attention because how many times can you watch these guys fold up a slide over the course of all these blowbacks, but this is like different

Lloyd's are serious now. He's like omelia. We figured out the slide if we bring it in this way and Instacodon top of, naturally it will all fall together. She's like, um, whatever nerd, just do it. Okay, Gucci. And so he says, when I can bring some engineering experience into the workplace, you know, what I do is I use my brain and I put calculations in and I solve problems that other people find comforting. I'm more comfortable in my role now. Okay. He's like, okay guy on TikTok last week. Pick a lame. You know, anytime I can bring my engineering experience into the world, I'll do it. It's like when I worked at the car dealership and there were throwing books in my head, I said,

look, close the books first and then through them and you'll see it's much more effective. And guess what, problem solved. Beautiful mind right here. So they're setting up for dinner and Lexi's like um I grew up really religious, uh, Pentecostal, and you're supposed to be kind in loving even to people who have done you wrong and I pretty struggle with loving people that have crossed me. So with Katie, I'm struggling. Katie is saving your ass, lady. She is. Anybody else would have had you out of there.

No good deem. No good deem. Well, part of the burn list also aligns with that Pentecostal view, world view. I'm trying to understand. So then Sandy is like, well, she, Sandy walks through and she goes, I have to see the tables have been elegant.

I'm bringing the fun. She's bugsy, bugsy on her voice on the wind influencing the tablescape. So some of the guests are seated for dinner, but some of them are taking forever to get ready. So they call down. They're like, are you guys ready? And they're like, oh, we're so putting on makeup and putting clothes on. So the thing is like, okay, let's just start bringing food up.

This is 840, by the way, this is 840 that she says she wants to know, even though everyone's not there, 840 pm. Yeah, so then the captain's complimenting Matt on how organized he is and Katie calls up and says she said do the food without them all at the table. I mean, I was waiting for them to be seated, but they're not. So just do it.

And he's like, oh my God, the captain sees how difficult this charter is. So I think she's respecting me more. And then that's 8 forty three three minutes later. Send three minutes after the initial request. And Athena's like, I'm not seeing any food yet. Can you put another request for? Can you, can you, can you check in on that food? You know, so, uh, and then like this one guy goes, you know, when I lose, when I

don't eat, I lose my hunger and then I can't eat. So then Athena gets really mad. She's like, I'm gonna go check on the food. It's been literally three minutes, three minutes. So gets really mad. She's like, I'm gonna go check on the food. It's been literally three minutes. You're three minutes. So she goes downstairs and she's like, hi. So we're running a little bit behind and we're already having a late dinner.

So in case like, we're all really planning it right here. My ethics and morals are telling me, we're planning it right here. Right here. Yeah, she's like, we're already plating. Like it's going on the plate right now. And she tells us, I'm happy to do what you want, Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's like we're already plating like it's going on the plate right now and

She tells us I'm happy to do what you want but don't come running to make me look bad and so Lexi's like how are we even running behind? No one's at the table and then it cussed to the guy being like I'm hungry. I'm really hungry right now Yeah, and I was the Clavanger will he be fed? It's like, I think he will be, because there's food on the plates. It's been three minutes. It's been three minutes. It's quite a little bit. Spoiler alert. They cut to the plates with food on them. Well, that's it, everyone.

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