Watch What Crappens - BelowDeckMed: The Italian No Job

Episode Date: June 16, 2020

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What Guess what happens Hello and welcome to Watch For Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker of The Real Houseware as a kitchen island, a new episode coming very soon. And also the Game Breast podcast, so go check that out if you like board games or are interested in getting into the board game hobby,

like I am, I am just, I am just head over heels and love with board games. What can I say? And joining me is someone who I am head over and heels and love with. It's Ronnie Carrion, with Rose Cricks Bachelor's podcast. What's up, Ronnie?

Well, aren to you sweet. Oh, how are you doing today? I'm doing great. How's it going over there, babe? Great, great, great. So excited to jump into some below deck med. Always exciting. It's a good one. It's a good one. But I'm the very sad one. I know. I'm very sad for me.

I'm selfishly very sad about me too. I'm very selfishly sad because my ears won't get to here. La roque la roque. We knew she wouldn't be long for this show but I thought she would last at least as long as Milla but no I don't feel like comfortable. No, not comfortable from me anymore. Yeah, some sad stuff, you know. You love it. They take it away. I know, I know. Stupid Lara. So before we jump into that, we want to give some small business shout outs. Especially, we want to shout out some black owned businesses. Ronnie, what do you have for us?

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They do some pretty cool stuff. So if you need some sneakers go over there. You can find them on Instagram and Find out how to buy there Sweet, I've got one that was sent in from Roberta tab. She actually is a She I think she might even have a cookbook. She's at, I think it's called tabalicious. I could be wrong. Anyway, you can check her out at the Roberta show. But she actually recommended local artisan foods. This is local and the local, the sea is a K. So it's local with a K. Local Artisan Foods, it's an Artisan Foods group, and they're in Philadelphia, localartisanfoods.com,

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Yes, so much drama because last week ended with Hannah and Lara trying to hash out their issues, which pretty much amounted to Hannah being like, Hanna, I'm wanting to know what I did to you to make you be so mean to me, Hanna. Yes, and Hannah has taken Captain Sandy away from her cereal, which she's going to be for at some point this season. I'll tell you that. She's taken away from her cereal to intervene in this Hannah lara fight. So, Captain's like, God, I can't finish from my cereal first. Oh, God. I love this cereal, especially because I added some banana to it to it and God I love that banana in my serial. Alright let's see what the your name on that people say. Big bowl of cherry nose.

Yes. Alright before we even get into this summit have you either of you taken a nap first? No? There's a problem. Well I've asked Lara what I've said to invoke this reaction, and she said I've been horrible the whole Chara, and then she said, oh, just let her speak Hannah, okay? Let her talk, let her talk, okay? Her mouth has been napping, and now it's ready to wake up.

All right, now, okay. Go ahead and speak up, nap meter, right? Okay, so you think it's nice, it's a nice thing to tell people like that, to talk to people like that, to stop at people like that. Now look, I don't know what's transpired, but I do know Hannah, and I know she works. And I know that Hannah is your boss. Now Hannah's gonna tell you what to do.

We have one common goal. Now I know with me and Hannah, we go through our stuff. I'm like, what? Yeah, she's like, you know, when we went through our stuff, oh, you knew it was what, you happened to as well. Ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and do, all right, pop quiz, set that table, all right. Now we're really gonna get down to breast tax. This can be a five star table, what's going on here? If you're willing to reset with Hannah,

then you'll let it go. You don't have to respect Hannah. You have to respect her position. And Laura's just giving this huge smile. And she's like, but when you laugh like that, and then she stops laughing, it's just smiles even bigger. Yeah, when you laugh, you know, you take, you make light of it.

You're like, your sarcasm, that's not going to work for me. It's just, it's not going. It's not going to, and now, now I don't know what, are you making shadow puppets now? I don't know what that is. That's not going to help you there. And don't know. It's an eagle.

OK, I see that. Yes. OK, well, I can see that you can bend your arm the opposite weight because you got a tricky elbow. That's interesting. Okay. It's interesting. It's a giraffe, it's a giraffe, right?

Okay. Oh. And now, but we're back to the bird and the bird's flying away. And it's flying away. The bird went away. Does anyone know where the bird went? All right, listen here, little, double jointed map meter. Okay, I'm going to ask you one thing.

All right, Hannah, take it away, Hannah. I wanna watch how you deal with this Hannah. Okay, Hannah is gonna treat you like a very poorly set table. Hannah, take it away. Like, will it for a can-ask-y one thing? If you're not gonna work, I need to know now. So I can find someone who's gonna work.

And, okay, because if you can be a normal person, we can collaborate. Mm-hmm. And then she goes, do you want to apologize? But when she goes we can collaborate. The captain goes, oh that's all I'm seeing. That's all I'm. Why is captain first trying to shit talk with shit talk Hannah with her? And she's like, oh okay now you did a great job there Lara. Yeah. I thought that Sandy was saying, that's what I'm saying. Like, we can collaborate.

Like, that's a bad, like, that's what we're talking about. Don't act like that. But it's hard to know. There's so much that I just said it in the tone of like, well, that's all I'm asking for. Come on now. She's like, so you want to apologize and have a start slapping.

Can you be a blah blah person, then we can collaborate. And then I'm a last. And she's like, okay, I apologize for feeling frustrated. She's like, oh, I apologize for spoken to you like that. Okay, what do you think, Hannah? Yeah, and then she turns to Laura turns to Sandy and says, I'll do that just for you. I'll just for you. I make a, I make a apology, meet the ball. I'll just for you, Captain Sandy.

I have a lot of respect for you, Captain. And the captain has her hands behind her back now. Jesus relaxing on a beach somewhere. She's like, all right, you know, what we learned today? Okay, we're going to leave the sarcasm in the cabin, the milk and the cheerios, the cheerios and the bull, the bull in my hand with the spoon that's coming up to my mouth with some cheerios. Okay, we good here.

And now the question is this, where did you put the toast? I'll let I'm gonna let you think about that while I go back downstairs. She goes, I'm just seeing Lyra now. Her energy is a fuck you energy. Okay, I see that. And so she walks off with Hannah the captain and she goes, okay Hannah, okay, I see what you're saying. But what I'm gonna need is for you to pull her closer Okay, so the next charter you need to have her as your second. What the fuck? Captain Sandy, what is this? It's like rewarding asshole behavior failing upwards. That's what it is I mean she's basically saying like she's basically saying like you said she's gonna be your second have her be your second

Like make her feel like she has a role here, you know, that's essentially what she's saying, but it is kind of like a, like Lara should have been fired, right then, and there to be honest, I mean, she just, the amount of attitude that she has is out of control. Yeah, let's just, let's try harder to be nice to this asshole instead of take care of business.

So then Melia's talking to her guys, and she's like, okay, let's get, okay, let's try to get as far as we can with the cleaning today, whatever, do what you can do, do as much as you can do, and Pete's like, hey, it's up to you, I don't lay the laws, which is like that weird pass of aggressive. Well, you told me not to do anything, so I'm not gonna have any sort of initiative,

I'm just gonna obey whatever orders you give me. Yeah, and Alex is like, Hey, Pete, you want me to soak the deck and you want to soak the deck and I'll rinse it. And he goes, units do both. Yeah. And then it's a glimpse into the rob on the deck crew comedy comedy hour he's like what's brown and sticky a brown stick so captain goes down to Laura to eat with her and get close with her yeno so she's like she has siblings oh a sister huh well you know my siblings are older now well my stepdad he was a hunter and also a cop so if a deer stole anything he was in trouble. That's for sure You ever see a beaver in handcuffs? That beaver said to my dad fine rest me. I don't give it damn and my dad said It gave too much of a damn and blacked up the whole river sir and now you're going to jail

What do you think of that beaver? Also, we had 42 dogs I love a good Captain Sandy story. No, Laura's like, okay, okay, okay. Sanders is like, all right, honey, I'm gonna pass it if I aggressively leave a list right next to you. You're indisputable obligations that you have to do by the end of the day. I'll put that right there and try not to get distracted

during Captain Sandy's Hunter policeman story or the H like, Amargo's, Oh no problem, Hannah. Like, this is a weird little innocent voice. Yeah. So it's like, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning. And then there's like a wild hose that's like going nuts on the, like spraying Alex.

It's actually like a perfect visual metaphor for like pretty much every male decant on the like spraying Alex is actually like a perfect visual metaphor for like pretty much every male Deccan on the history of below deck just like spraying an out of control and But so the unit units talking Alex, he's like looks like I gotta go here all in on Lana And he's like yeah do it and then when you fail the nice guy can swoop in there. All right. We'll work together Yeah, I'm gonna be good. I'm gonna be getting in with Lana real soon. I'm like, you don't even know her name. You haven't even invested the energy to know what her name is. You've actually named you've you thought that that might not be the right name And rather than clarifying it, you just decided to give it give her the name that you would like.

I was like, great. It's great foundation for romance. Yeah. So, uh, Jess is like, um, can I lay out because like we're done, right? So she gets in a little, a little tiny bikini and, um, Malia's like, whoa, wow, it's out there, huh? Wow. So Jess is like, sun tanning and reading a book and Lars vacuuming. I thought for sure we were gonna get the classic, uh, you know, like, oh, I'm vacuuming. I'm vacuuming and then like, she has to lay out your playing favorites, but that does not actually show up. Believe it or not. No, well, Malia tells her tits out, huh, Jess goes.

Um, based on the stereotype you can't be smart and pretty, I have nothing else to say to that actually. That's a silly all I had to say 35 oh sorry, we're not doing bingo today All right, well meeting meeting time meeting meeting about the the new guest okay Roy O'Orbenson Jr He's a music mogul. He's the most one of the most powerful power couples with the cute little wife. Okay, everybody They are a power couple says here right on their list. They are one of Sweden's most powerful couples Roy Orben's in junior and Ilsa, okay, and they also have they also brought a nanny who doesn't actually serve as a nanny She just walks around and says I'm a nanny, so get ready serve as a nanny. She just walks around and says, I'm a nanny.

So get ready for that. That'll be real fun. Real fun. Good for nothing, nanny, with a head shot instead of a nanny picture. Okay. Her name is Agnes, if that helps. And it's like, I would never have a nanny that hot. I'll tell you right now, huh?

Seriously. And so there can be two kids. They don't know how to swim. So, you know, be careful with that and Oh look someone named Gloria is gonna be there. It's wonder if she's from Astoria and also oh Oh from Ace of Base. I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes and said take an app First they thought they said alph and I was worried about all the cats on deck Good old alph joke.

But you know that she wants. He's another cocktail. She's gone to my row. It's a little suss on my ease of base material. Been waiting a few years for that. Hmm. You know, music is one of my passions if you can't tell. So, you know, I just, you know, I like working with stars, you know, and Hannah's like,

Oh, and they want a picnic. But I don't know what I had in those voices about to come out of me. Like they want a picnic for the better. I don't know what was just about to happen. Anyway, just to plan a picnic. And then Kiko also was a musician and he's like, I played guitar. I could guitar. I can go! So Rob is outside, you know,

skiving out all over Jessica. She tams. He's like, what are you reading? I'm reading the secret history. A group of teen misfits slip into the darkness of the... usually I read like smarter things He's like I'm a gold she's reading a book that adds to the attraction Absorbing knowledge, you know delicious The fuck why I guess and see her in a bikini is even more fun delicious

Oh, he's so creepy listen just cuz he's hot doesn't mean he's creepy. Okay. I know, I get that you're a model, you're still gross. Carry on with your squeegee, sir. My favorite book, Stephen King's, Needful Things. My favorite book, End, Get It. My favorite book, Harry Get it. My favorite book.

Harry Potter 1 through 3. Don't care for the rest of the series. So, Josh calls Hannah. Oh, Josh, Hannah's Josh. Yes, Hannah. And he's like, everything's going to go, and we'll see what happens with his second stew situation. I just wonder if this is going to be what I want to spend my time on.

You know what I mean? No, no, I mean, they're loving, honey, way. It's a loving, honey. I just wonder if this is going to be what I want to spend my time on. You know what I mean? No, no, I mean, they're loving honey way. It's a loving honey, I just gave you. Loving honey, sort of setting up Hannah like leaving the show, I guess, because Hannah are just revealed that she's pregnant. So,

Pregor, congratulations, Hannah. Yeah, so, baby honey, is there going to be like, this baby is kicking and it's also squinting at the camera with its eyes wide open, which is really weird. Guys, check this out on the 3D camera. And by the way, just, I'm already just,

my heart is breaking for the emergency staff or medical staff that is going to have to deal with pregnant Hannah delivering that baby like all right uh what uh we're in Miss Ferry we're gonna need you to push honey I'm pushing this out of the can if you want to touch to be double pink finger point double finger point if you want to talk to me like that honey doctor you're gonna get this baby out yourself all right, honey listen here lady Get this thing in me She is gonna be just

Honey eyes left and right in that hospital. Yeah, that baby is gonna come out like squint your goth Like that baby just gave me the most devastating look the baby's gonna come out with like a little cigarette in his hand, just smoking. Like, you know what I want about a cheer doctor? Like, is this baby drunk already? So then we go to Lara talking with Unit, and she's like, um, how many times you go up to the gym? And he's like, oh yeah, seven times a day. Seven weeks, at least seven times a week, sometimes a day.

Who knows? I'm hot, yeah. Let me find some pictures. Hold on, I got a folder that says the shirtless unit. If you ever wondered what Roy Shider would look like if he had the body of someone on Jersey Shore, well here it is. All right, check that out, yeah. He's like, yeah, I get like a crazy pump. So then we see pictures of his dad, he's flipping off

the camera, and she's like, what does he have poise inside next to him? He's like, oh, he got diagnosed with cancer about six months to a year ago and hasn't been easy. I wouldn't be where I am without my dad And it's access to that has cancer and stuff and he was taking care of him and Laura's like, oh Well, this is depressing. I'll let us change subject. Yeah. Let's not talk about your dad. Pete is also like every below deck crew storyline rolled into one as well.

I got a kid too, by the way. So now they're all dressing to go out and it's time to go off for dinner. I noticed that Pete has now started to call her Lara properly. So I should have realized then that her time was running out because he finally figured out her name so she's going to be gone soon. And they're all getting ready to go out and we just get a quick shot of Rob and it's like, make a plain tea look fresh. That's hard.

That was a joke. and it's like, make a plain tea look fresh. That's hard. That was a joke. What do you call a t-shirt that's wrinkled? A wrinkled t-shirt. Get it, get it. So Alex is like, yeah, look up there, unit, 30 minutes. He's gonna unbutton his shirt on the dance floor. Again, to you that right now. Yeah, Mule is like, oh yeah,

he's definitely an unbuttoner. Yeah. So they go to the restaurant. The waitress already just hates them all. She's like, oh man, am I going to have to wait on you guys all season long? Terrible. And it's like, can I get a heavy a pole?

I'm dealing with the Mussolini's granddaughter over there. Could I please have your poor? Yeah, lots of allergic last-and-this thanks Um, and Malia is baller. She's like, um, I'll have the risotto. I'll have the omelet the steak Uh, the freets and that's just like keeps ordering because she knows that production pays for this shit. You go Malia And that's just like keeps ordering because he knows that production pays for this shit. You go, Malia. Come on, Shows. Here comes one right now.

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the biggest inspirations for me was working for Domino's because the owner of my Domino's was a female, she owned like seven Domino's in town and like seeing a woman in a successful position, like that really inspired me to kill the game because like if she can do it, I mean, a woman can do it. I mean, I could do it too. You know what I'm saying? God you're so inspirational. And everyone just starts, they're like wait, wait, what are you just saying?

Man, it's like well, time to change and look at that, a woman with a dominoes. The next thing we'll be able to vote, this is amazing news. You know what, back in the 80s, there was just the noise annoyed but now the noise can be a lady too and guess what I'm annoyed I Love that one. That was a good one the night was one of the great comic icons of my childhood I didn't avoid the night. I embraced it. Oh So the unit is like Laura. Where are you from? Which is an interesting question because she sounds Russian to me She's how like she has like question, because she sounds Russian to me.

She has like a very Russian-ish accent to me. And she's like, she doesn't answer. She's like, I travel. She's like, I'm always- She's like on some like awful Kate like post, like whatever Putin's secret service is. Like, just some- She's basically there to spy on Kiko, because Kiko has like some sort of knowledge

from when he worked on Putin's gods, the god, the Putin's son's godfather's boat or whatever. Yes, she stowed away. She's like, I love the chef. I will stow away and find my way out of here. She's just been in Kiko's suitcase the whole time and he doesn't even know it. She's like, I'm here to spy, not to vacuum. What am I doing here? I'm quit. Brun's like, so what did you find out about Kiko? She's like, no not much, you know they made me vacuum, so I left. Listen, here's what I know about Kiko. Cat here. He's got the cat.

All right, because it was in the vacuum when I cleaned it. Putin, if you act normal, to me, we can collaborate on spying. Ha, ha, ha. So she says, what are you doing after this season? He's like, hanging out with you if I'm lucky. Yeah. Oh, God. There is terrible, but he's a gross guy.

I got on her. Yeah, always. There is terrible, but either I don't have that on her. Yeah, there's always a gross guy on the show that I could just use that voice for. I sold out a voice from, probably a deck met. Oh yeah, baby. Yeah. So, it's dependable in that way. Mm-hmm. So they go to the club and Hannah's like next to Kiko, because Kiko is so nice, but he's

also super shady, but he just smiles all the time. So you like next to Kiko because Kiko is so nice but he's also super shady but he just smiles all the time so you're just like oh Kiko but they're basically there's like ragged on Lara. Talking about, well first they're talking about romance and Hannah is like how she's been with her guy for a year and Kiko is like, I keep going with the girl and you know like when I'm with her my eyes are like, like like like like like like like, but you hate Lara also, so I'm just gonna pretend to live with that okay And Malia's like dude I fucking broke down when Captain Sandy was like complementing me fucking it broke down Yeah, that's like that's like when Tom Brady fucking broke down after he lost the Giants in 2007 A super bowl guy that was wicked disappointed in that game, you know

So Laura is talking to Pete and she's like oh never Pete sexy Pete never Pete what should I call you? Never Pete and he's like my dick is called Peter Okay, I'm gonna write that down. I put in a man on none, but he's dick is named Peter. Like, what am I supposed to do with this information? I don't know. How about you come back home down, putting it down down. All right, we will have everybody vote for Peter. I've got it. I've got the notes. Not that it's not what I say. It's like now on Twitter, Pete's penis is name Robert. That's fake news. The Russian bots finally doing something worthwhile.

Oh, so Hannah's talking to Kiko and she's like, I can't do this on my own, huh? I'm just a little bit about Hatede with it. It's so bad, huh? And Laura's like, oh, she's so rude. Because she hears Hannah's sitting right next to her, you know? Yeah, exactly. She's like literally sitting right there, which is a classic anime, which I love. And so, yeah, Laura's like, Hannah is so rude. You know, she thinks she gets off to me like when they are two meters away.

And the chef is shady right along with Hannah. He's like, oh, you know the sensation of I don't want to see you? This is the sensation I'm feeling. Which is kinda mean. Don't make me feel bad for Laura. I don't feel bad, especially now that you say that she might be like secretly easing from block. Now I'm like getting, I'm getting mellow vibes now. And so like, it's two no-faults of Lerzo. And it's just like, now she's got by association in my brain.

So then you see Alex would peat, and he's like, Alex and Pete have walked off together, and Alex is like, genuinely, as a bro, she's into you. Genuinely, that's some bro, genuinity right there. Genuinely, as a bro, genuinely. Larus into you. So they go into this club and it looks like

it's a kind of a go-go dancer on stage, but it's just really skinny, sword squad looking guy. Oh, is that what he was doing? I think it was, I don't know. I was like, I don't need to see this. Yeah, that was disturbing. So Alex is juggling and unit Lara like awkwardly dirty dancing on the dance floor

and Rob is staring at Jessica talking to her. He's like, so when do you ever stop thinking? She's like, probably one of the time to read the bingo number 45. 45. It's like, oh my god, you're analyzing me while I'm thinking. He's like, What if I'm saying, oh my god, you're analyzing me while I'm thinking. He's like, that told me a lot about you right there. You know what? I don't understand. Why are the chicken across the road? Because modern-day society does not provide proper transport for chickens. One must be human to ride anything above a car. So then, Malia goes over to talk to Lara and asks her how it's going with Hannah. And Laura says they don't really get along. And Malia's like, well, what's your take on this situation?

It's a trap! It's a trap! Laura's like, well, you know, I never spoke to Hannah outside of work. Like, that's not cool, that's not cool, that's not cool. She's like, well, I think she just feels like she's getting a lot of work like that's not cool. That's not cool. She's like, well, I think she just feels like she's getting a lot of pushback and that's what it this way. If I told my team to do something and they said no, they would get fired. So I'm going to go tell Hannah exactly what I said now.

Okay, and make you feel even worse. It's kind of great. Oh, I loved it. She's like, hi, I just ordered four dishes for dinner and I'm feeling hyped up on all this food. So I'm just going to destroy you when you didn't even realize that it was happening. Yeah, there's like, do not mess with a woman who's just been fed. I don't get hangry. I get full-grie. So she's like, Malia's like, so she goes, of course goes right up to Hannah and she's like, well, Lara says that she hasn't gotten to know you, like outside of work and has

like, that's because all I've been turning around 180 foot fucking boat, honey. So then Lara is back with you, Nat. And he's like, you know, here's what I think. We got a solid team, a team. Everybody believes in the team, right? And then he notices now that he's apart from the group because no one likes Laura. And he's like, she's got to just get in the game. I mean, she's on the bench and she's just getting splinters,

right? Because I'm on a chain and she's the weakest link and all the other chain is falling away. So it's not what not, all right? Two chickens in your hand are better than 19 and a bush they were not saying yeah so then they all go back to the boat and Lauren Pied are like an avantage and they're like really close and then like

they're like the only ones in their van and then everyone else is in the other van and you just see kiko ko Love is a bitch They'll start screaming and laughing Uh, this is the worst thing on a reality show when there's a clear villain Everybody hates the villain and then the cast gangs up on the villain and makes you kind of feel bad for the villain I really never felt bad for Lara. I literally never felt bad for her. I did. I felt that start to come on Oh, no, I did not She's awful. She's so awful. So then they arrive at the yard now. I got a wicket. I got a fucking pee.

Oh my god. I got this fucking guy. I get this fucking pee out of me. Okay. So he goes out and he like pees in the corner. He's like, you know what? I pissed my pants. Not a big deal. I pissed my pants. So Eunice, like if I could give Lara a good night hug. Oh yeah! So he tries to go into her room, but Jess is changing her shirt.

And Laura is like, sorry. Sorry. So then it's like, they go to sleep and then it's like, 5.56 a.m. and Lara wakes up. So I'm like, oh, is she gonna do that passive aggressive thing like? I woke up two hours early, but then you're like, yeah, I'm gonna say, oh, but, uh, but then she just sort of then it like goes all the sudden, all of a sudden it's like 9 a.m. Yeah, and everybody else wakes up and Hannah's like, oh, Hannah Hannah, Hannah Hannah dumb face, Hannah Hannah dumb face, Hannah, Hannah, dumb face. Hey, Hannah, Hannah, dumb truck. I don't know, she's not answering.

I'm not really sure. I'm just saying it wrong. And then Pete sees Malia and he's like, hi, sweetie. I'm like, ugh. So gross. And now, why hasn't Malia just gone, don't call me sweetie. I know, I'll just support her. What is the issue here?

Well, I mean, I think it actually speaks to something larger, which is fascinating, because Malia's been actually really awesome in how she has nipped so many things in the bud. It seems like she speaks very sternly to her crew in a way that's not like obnoxious. Or I think we said this last week that as a woman in the workplace, unfortunately, there's this pressure to ride this line of, if you're too tough, you're a bitch, and if you're too soft,

you're just like, like, like that, or like, you're not authoritative. And I think she's been doing a really good job. I mean, like, hey, by the way, if you do this, you're like, you're fired, you know, she's really good about that. So it's surprising that, that she has not been like, by the way, don't call call me sweetie but it just goes to show you that like Like a grip microaggressions like that can just totally disarm you no matter how like how authority If you are how in command of your position you are Yeah, it's just surprising because she's so you know She's so good with everything else but it comes to that she doesn't say anything

I guess yeah, you're probably just so used to it from fucking guys on boats. Who knows? I don't know. I wouldn't say that. Well, I think that you could also be used to it just because you're a woman in the world and have to deal with it all the time. But, no.

But this is like a, this is a very specific working on a boat is a very specific thing with the deck hands. You know, every time there's a woman on the boat, it's like an issue, you know, it's like an issue. So that's what I mean. Like maybe guys are just like they get away with more shit on the boat. Like we like an issue, you know, it's like an issue. So that's what I mean. Like maybe guys are just like they get away with more shit on the boat. Like we're still normal that you say, a sweetie to a girl and nobody says anything. I think there's also probably something that she's weighing in her mind, which is like,

I don't want to seem like that super sensitive girl who like you say, sweetie and she can't handle a joke because there's always that pressure, which I hate this to, it was even said to be in a season like, I'm just one of the guys, shoot me like one of the guys, like no, you're a woman, like you are a woman, you don't have to be just one of the guys. In fact, being one of the guys is usually awful, the guys are terrible. And I think sometimes there is that pressure of like,

I don't want it to be a thing. And by the way, I'm a man here talking on behalf of a woman so I don't fully know but there is that pressure to be like oh man if I say don't call me sweetie then it becomes a thing and she's sensitive then people can't feel comfortable I think those elements come into play which sucks but yeah yeah she just said shut the fuck up she's got one more time I'll cut your meds off yeah so she's like, where's Alex? Because Alex is late and he's barfing, of course.

And so when he finally gets up there, he's like, hey, don't walk downstairs for five to ten. Ooh. Ooh. She's like, Jesus. She's like, um, Molly is like, uh, when I watch her on Dekka 10, beyond Dekka 10. And that's like, again, she's just like, boom,

she just sort of just says it in a way that I actually feel like we have not seen She has like a directness in a way that we have not seen from a lot of boasons actually, which I think is really awesome But again, it's sort of in contrast that whole sweetie thing Yeah, so Hannah is talking to jazz and she's like where's Laura? Have you seen her? I'll just keep calling Hannah Hannah slut face Hannah Hannahutface. I never hear anything back off the radio I just don't understand it Lera Lera Hannah Lera Lera Hannah Lera you do have to show up if you want this to become a meme like June June Hannah Okay, so Lera Lera Hannah Lera Lera Hannah

So meanwhile Alex is talking to who is Rob and he's like so Miley Cyrus the Taylor Swift and Rob's like which one has better jokes Probably Miley Cyrus because of all this kind of a scare crow all go with her all right J. Loa beyond say oh Well J. Lo has a hilariously shortened first name all go with her One thing that I like about Taylor Swift is that her last name Swift reminds me of the greatest satirist Jonathan Swift. Batman or Robin? Whoa, we've gone quite off the rails haven't we?

So meanwhile Hannah's still looking all over the place and Captain calls, uh, Captain's like, I'll crew, I'll crew, we have a charter and it starts at noon. And then Laura, we hear Laura calling on the radio. She's like, Captain Sandy, Captain Sandy, Laura, Captain Sandy, Captain Sandy. Yeah, and so Hannah's like, oh God, and Laura's like, you mind not meeting me on the talk. Which is like so obnoxious,

because that's the Captain. And so, Sandy is basically like, Which is like so obnoxious because that's the captain and so Sandy is basically like But first of all, Laura's now in like regular clothes, so we know that she's quit, right? And so Sandy goes out and she's like, well, can you come here and Laura's like no? No, no, no, she like won't go on the boat She won't even walk up the ramp So Sandy's like, okay, well, hi good morning You know What's going on? And she's like I okay, well, hi, good morning. You know, what's going on?

And she's like, I feel no comfortable anymore. I would like to leave. So thank you for everything you find someone else. Yeah. My assignment is over. Oh, I mean, I mean, I'm in the ball. I'm in the ball. Hey, didn't you have a limp?

Where's your limp go? You're walking normally now. It's like, I don't know what happened between the time you talked to me and now. So, you know that whole reset, was that for real? She's like, it was real. It's just not the working for me. She's like, wow.

Okay, well, stay here. I'll bring all your stuff. It's like, okay, it's enough. They have to back you up and get you out. What's going on here? Do you think this is- Do you think this- And they said you can't be on the boat if you quit or something?

Maybe maybe there's like a liability issue or something like that, but Maybe they didn't want to repeat of what happened with What's her face and Kate and Josiah? Caroline so yeah, but what's funny is that when when I don't know if you noticed this but when Lara saying you know You know he's not working for me anymore. He's not working. And Captain Sandy is just like talking to her then quietly just like grabs the walkie talkie out of her hand.

Like, I'll take that. I'm gonna give this walkie talk a nice little map. Okay, I'm gonna take that. All right, thanks. And then Laura goes and starts hiding. It's so weird. She like walks down kind of to an open garage and she just walks

in and then keeps peeking outside of it. Yeah, I mean this woman's a piece of work. Hannah, literally yesterday, was like, if you are basically like, if you're gonna quit, I need to know now because we need to hire someone, right? And this is an hour before the charter that she comes and tells Captain Sandy this. I mean, admittedly, she probably just told production she wanted to quit a few hours ago and production is like, okay, we'll wait until an hour before our great Let's do that. Yeah, so she's like, well, I'm not gonna train convinced her to stay because of her attitude. Plus she's quitting Who wants to keep a quitter? Now I know how that bullet cheerios felt the other morning when I just left her sitting there

And Lara's like, you know, I am a not the qu just quit before a charter. Sometimes you have to choose between, did she say, directness and a job? Oh, I choose me! I choose my own happiness. Also, I'm used back in Moscow, huh? So, units like, oh man, I feel like a lost dog I just want to see you right now and hold on tell Lana that I respect that in her name with the many things else in the world I also like that Sandy tells everyone okay everyone just so you know Laura has left

No one knows our cares about our name. Laura has left the building. You know some people were cut for this business and some people were not cut for this business and that's it. She's out of here. And so they just so Laura peeking out of an alcove. But I have to make sure that no one else from the home office sees me here. I'm not bad I'm doing my power star. So units are moping around and helping just pack up her stuff

and she's like it's okay, Petey. Maybe we'll get some of this cute and nice. He's like all sad. So he packs up, he brings the bag out to to Lara and he's like, I can't get a hug. By the way, I dropped my card in the bag, so you have that. That's where I have a business card that just says, key. Key. It says, key.

It says, key. I got a really good pump. I also put a little picture of me at the gym with my shirt rolled up to my chin. Yeah, enjoy that. You know, and he's like, I dropped my card and she goes, we'll see, bye.

Maybe I'll do long distance, I don't know. Huh? No, there's not a true. I never do long distance, never. I'm not a waiter, but I am going to wait on this long distance. And then we begin the Pete crying. This is so hilarious. So he starts like, like crying and walking around the boat crying.

It's a great love affair that never was. I'm really going to miss when Latisha, having Latisha around. But was that her name? Latisha feels like too many syllables. Well, Laura leaving is like taking X to see. The Huy is really high, but the Comtan is gonna be real bad. Ha, 9. And then yeah, so Kiko is like so thrilled. He's like, he's like,

oh, la, la, la, la, la, la, let's go. And Pete's just like crying in a pillow. I mean, he's fully, you know, he's like in a Tetley's T commercial or something. I don't know. He's just like, he's like, story of my life, story of my life. I meet a horrific, horrific woman. Don't bother to learn her name. Like, random honor. And next, you know, she's gone. He's crying all over the boat. Now it's like, oh my God, through the new one for 12 hours. Come on. You don't even know a last name. You don't even know her first name. So then it cuts the unit crying into his pillow. So then it cuts the unit crying into his pillow so funny. Oh Gosh, so Sandy calls up a staffing agent. We got our classic scene. Hey, this is Captain Sandy

I was wondering if you have a stew for us you do great. Thank you Normally I wouldn't be this specific, but just because we're on a time crunch, could it be someone who looks like they've already had a nap? That would be great. I would love it if it were someone who's British and Loves romance. Thank you. Also someone that Hannah can hate openly. That would be great. Who is the new stew? I'm I'm guessing it's broke. You think it's a little's Oh, I thought it was gonna be bugsy when I was too No, I feel like it's gonna be brook. I don't know why I just really feel like it's be like Wait, who are stew to his last year? Last year was a jump.

Pop quiz me. It was, I can't remember anything from last year. That's literally, I cannot remember. Maybe it's June. I mean, maybe they brought back June. Oh, maybe. No, June was like really salty about leaving. There was, yeah, June is probably done. There was Anastasia, but then who is Anastasia?

There was a second stew who was really good that they all really liked. Oh, this is killing me. It's killing our audience. I have to look it up Who was it? Who is that really good second? It was it was oh good second. Oh, it was it was oh yeah. Oh, it could be her people. I put a bomb at the bomb to see how people comes out. Yeah, God. Sorry, everybody, but a season ends and forget it. It's like erased from my memory. And it's like, yeah, Hannah is like, Alex, Alex, Hannah, could you please come help us put together this baby crib? We can't do it.

It's like, God, there's so much foreshadowing in this episode. Yeah. And so Alex is like, yeah, Pete's on his way. He's a dad and has like, hi, he's a giant. They're like in shock. She goes, he has a child. That's worrying. And so he comes out and he just shows them that it slams open. They're like, oh, so the guests are coming and the crew is late. Yes.

And here come the guests. It's Roy Orobertson, Jr. and his power couple second half, whatever her name is. I don't know what was her name, I wrote down Ilsa, I think, but I'm not actually sure her name is Ilsa. I've just made me being like, Swedish stereotypical. I don't know, but their little kid is Roy the third, and he's got a little tiny guitar. Yeah, and they're like, okay, take off your shoes, why am I gonna take off my shoes?

Like, because I said so, you nepotar with a little fucker. You want me to take off your feet? Take off your shoes? I just turned around this entire 180 foot fucking yacht, your little boy. So take off your shoes before I throw you over the board. Third isn't winning. Alright. You ever hear that you know about the traveling wall barriers and they're gonna hear about the traveling Hannah berries and it goes traveling right into your face Anchors anchors anchors Oh God leaving poor kid is steering the boat And the captain's like oh, it's a little rough out there. Shit and They're like okay, let's go outside.

And he's like, why are we going outside? Man, at least in here, you better start listening up. I'm gonna put a little nap on you. I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you,

I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, I'm gonna put a little nap on you, lovely children. So everyone's like happy in the gallery. They're all

like ding dong, which is dead. And Kiko is like, I'm happy because now I can focus on food and my passion and my love. Dropping, dropping, dropping. All right. So the weather is bad. So instead of taking out all the toys, which I love, take out all the toys, just kidding. I have to always say that. This time, let's just only do the slide. And by taking out the slide, I say, take out the slide, then wrap it up,

and take it out again, then wrap it up. It'll be like one of those boomerangs, you know, but like in real life. Yeah, this is a horror show, getting this slide out. So the slide's getting blown everywhere. And Alex is like, yeah, you see, it's the wind is doing that And she's like, but can't you just make the rope tighter?

He's like, uh, no, because it's bending you see how it's bending is the wind is doing that She's like, all right, Malia, Malia, Malia bring the slide in bring it in bring it in Okay, I'll go this god. This is really turning into disaster. I hope nothing else goes bad And then it just cost to Jessica walking outside and be like Just like bang just bangs into her chair. She's like, oh, I love her dedication to Slopstick. Yeah, so Hannah's like, five minutes here, we're ready for you. She tries doing some his accent or whatever, and he's like, no, seven minutes. And she's like, well, Leah, all right,

we're doing lunch first on the aft deck, all right, before the slide. And she's like, yeah, but we need half an hour to get the slide packed in. Okay, we're standing by on the slide. Because the slide is sort of like getting bunched up, basically where they'll be eating. So it's like not what you want.

And Sandy is like, all right, so by the way, thought I'd change things up, we're gonna leave right after lunch. So let's get that slide up right now because we will not be picking it up after lunch. Get that slide up now. They have just like, they've just like put the slide back into the water or something because lunch. So now they have to bring the slide back up. And Rob's like, buddhits already in the water. Mal up. And Rob's like, but it's already in the water, Malia. And she's like, I asked you to do something. There's a reason.

Oh, that was a rousing. Please don't read a book. I won't be able to hide my bone. So lunch service, Jess is like doing, looking at herself on the mirror and like fixing yourself up. And I was like, you've not met a mirror You don't love have you she has not many

And then Pete is playing with the kids. This is like the enduring side of Pete is that he's apparently like really good with kids And so he's playing with the kids He's like here we go who I play with this Lego. Oh, no, don't eat that. I guess I should not have given Legos to be one year old and the two year old. Okay, great. So then if they go to the guest at lunch and a Roy's like, oh, yeah, we're going to jet ski right on parma bay. And it goes, not if you want to leave. Is it that dangerous? No, I just want to kill you at the fault of watching you on a jet ski So now Pete misses his son by the way guess what

Classic below deck storyline the bro who had a kid when he was drunk and foolish and for a lot of Dale and now he's on below deck and misses his son Yeah, he's like let's play my favorite game. Okay, it's hide and go seek. I'm going to hide. You're going to seek. And then you're never going to find me. OK, it's going to be really fun. Yeah. So Jess has a really good read, because basically Pete and Alex are playing with the kids.

And Jess is like, they are just trying to get some nanny banana. That's why they're playing with the kids so much. Totally. Because that nanny is gorgeous. Of course. So Malia is talking talking to the crew and she's like, all right, so we're gonna have people on the bow for anchors and Rob's like, oh, I'll go with you unit to learn the anchors and she's actually you need to come to me because he doesn't know the anchors yet.

So if you want to learn something, you're to come to me to learn it. Okay. I was like, oh, what? So then Hannah, meanwhile Hannah is like dying because she's, she just really needs her seconds to do right now. She's, there's like a lot happening and there's children. Yes, and she has to babysit. Yeah. And then there's like this, like, you'll go in and check up on the baby, won't you? She's like, oh.

It's like Like exactly what are you doing Danny? I mean are you here just for the views? So then it's like super windy and then like Roy like all the guests are like sitting on the deck And I think it was Roy who's basically like the 90s are back in and nobody's grabbing the ball with ace of base You know like it's a bitch just sitting there, you know, I'm saying I Would like I would like just make a statement to all parties concerned that I have definitely picked up the ball with Ace of Base and they're an action part of my music library. So don't you worry, they are being well represented in Ben Mandelker's iTunes. Yeah, I like that he's always, every time the camera's on him, he's like, business, business,

yeah, business, you know, pick up the ball ace of base And then later he's like oh every major motion picture every year one of what songs is in there It's like okay. Thank you for making the world not forget about Roy Orbison You know who really did that Roy Orbison Yeah, are we like lobbying for some sort of like Roy Orbison museum to be happy like I don't understand why there was so much like like Orperson education happening on screen and Ace of Ace too. I think if anything Ace of Ace should get some credit here Because everyone knows about Roy Orperson, but I feel like there's a generation that doesn't really understand that Ace of Ace was like a thing in

1994 like people do not understand how big Ace of Ace were. Yeah, wow. I really have I've been brainwashed I was like it's like you know Ron. It's like no one has picked up the how big Ace of Ace were. Yeah. Wow, I really have, I've been brainwashed. I was like, it's like, you know what Ron, it's like no one has picked up the ball on Ace of Ace. It's like the 90s are back. And my work here is done. Roy Orbison took the second says. And he disappears into a class smoke. Does he ever have a job?

So we're docking drama. Time to dock. Time to dock is we're gonna all die! Good job everyone we did it. Yeah, yeah, and Hannah's like, you know what? You know I'm quite good with kids you know, but, uh, and then the kids are like me, which is crazy. Apparently when I do my honey eyes, I would think that's terrifying them, but they think it's adorable, which is sort of annoying because it's half made that happy authoritative within life and at my face all the time but you know what when I'm

down to stew baby sitting in the primary kids is not really ideal. Yeah so Hannah the musician arrive and Hannah greets them and the guy goes we have a very bad English and she goes well I have very bad Spanish alright so just follow me down here We're gonna go to the crew area where you have a lovely dinner. I know. She's like, all right, you don't speak English very well. Well, okay, we'll come down here to the couch. I need you to sit there on the couch. And then when it's time for you to go on,

I need you to repeat after me. It is very essential for me as a musician to go upstairs and perform my music right now at this moment. I know she just piles them you know piles English on top of them they're looking at her like what and she starts walking off it's just come come follow me. So then Kiko again he's like in the kitchen just smile he's like I Kiko and he's like, funnel funnel funnel. Where are you, motherfucker? As well, Jesus keep going.

So then Malia sees the guys in the mass. And she's like, hi guys, and he goes, we have very bad English. And she goes, me too. So the chef serves dinner and it's top us. He's like, there's no recipe for top us. You you don't feel! And then Ulf from Ace of Base just comes in the galley and just stares. It does really creepy, creepy Ace of Base stare. And I was like, don't turn around.

If you want to see my heart breaking. Oh, and by the way, can I say something that doesn't matter who cares? I'll say something like that song. That song was in the Tina musical. Isn't that odd? Oh. Is that a Tina Turner song? I don't know. It's a bass sang in. Don't turn around if you want to see my heart breaking don't turn around So it means either a that was originally a Tina Turner song Which I did not know or be Tina Turner did an ace of base cover which is kind of amazing Well see I'm looking at Wikipedia to find out what the fuck you're talking about and Ulf looks pretty good I mean Ulf still looks great

Ulf looks great. I think great. I think it's all for the top of shit, you know? And I didn't know there were all brothers and sisters in that band. Oh, I didn't know that either. Yeah, it's his three siblings, Jonas, Lin and Jenny. Wow. Don't turn around.

OK. If you want to see the point is, it's a beautiful life. Oh, it's a beautiful life. Is that what they get their top as and Roy is like, um, shot of Gospacho Spanish tradition. Roy would sing to this really, really well. And all of us like melt in your mouth, huh? And this is when they're talking about for our person music being a movie is when they're like, you know, every year it's always in the best movie, whether it's

in decent proposal or aqua man. Haha. Whether it's in that movie with Cindy Crawford and Alec Baldwin or Billy Baldwin or whether his music's in Happy feet So they're like all right, we've got some Spanish music to go with your Spanish meal Boz take it away with your completely Spanish music He whips out a bagpipe is like He whips out a bagpipe is like

I was like can you please do pretty woman that would just be I'm like please do Like a meyorken cover of either pretty woman or the sign They all just kind of look at him like what the fuck and all of course it just because of bagpipe. It sounds Irish Oh, okay must be the bagpipe alright That's the original name for Nelly's song Let's be the bedpipe So it's bedtime and unit tells me lia. Hey, thank you sweetheart Yeah, I'm see goes another dollar in the douchebag jar And then Pete and Alex are like in in the like the bathroom and Pete's like yeah, I'm trying to pop this

Pimp it's not working. I try not to pop the pimp's but it's dicting though Oh, just pop that pimp right over the whip mirror there. Sorry about that, dude. Oh, so gross. So the next morning, Pete's working out on the Daccal loan and he goes, fuck yeah, bitch. It's like, oh, I hate when people work out like that. Like you can work out silently. It's all right. Yeah. So Hannah's like, all right, let's get this section done because they have a breakfast stand here and he goes no problem sweetheart yeah omelia says that yeah she's like um can we clean off this table it looks like someone's been popping some pimps on it again no problem sweetie sweetie hi sweetie hi shikitits it's like watching 9-5 yeah it really is and then I just got to Jessica. She's in the galley with the juicer, her arch nemesis. And she's just like, what's wrong?

She's like, I just squirted myself with lemon. Yep. Didn't she get something in her eye last week? That's her thing. She's always getting squirted in the eye. She got like lettuce in her eye. But it was like something random last time, right? It was like, she got like guacamole in her eye last week. That's why she's so heavy with the eye liner she's just trying to get

her eyes like tough enough to deal with her daily life. So Captain calls Molly up to the bridge and she's like have a seat each your sandwich go ahead eat it I'm gonna want to why you eat it. There's a note in that bag. We do not say captain loves you. Have a good day of school. Love captain. Who's me? So she's like so how's everything going down there? A lot of pimps again and popped again. And she's like, yeah, and Pete just keeps calling me sweetie and Sandy hates that. Understandably. She's like, that is blatant disrespect. Not on my vessel. Actually, you know what?

I'm gonna make that move right now. Deck crew to the bridge. Deck crew to the bridge. Get up here right now You adorable handsome guys get up here right now for hugs So Charter one I forgive everything. Okay, you didn't take your nap. That's okay. You've charters two three four five six seven eight to nap Okay, charter, not forgiving. Yeah, you wouldn't call a guy sweetie, no sweetie, no deer, don't call anyone sweet heart, no sweetie, I'm not your friend, I'm your captain. Emily goes, yeah, me too. You don't like it. You can get off this boat right now and leave. Did you notice when she was giving that speech, the unit's just staring at Malia, like, oh, you're talented, did you sweetie?

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Okay, you know what, if you don't like it, you can get off and leave. But if any of you guys are leaving right now, come on over here, get in the hug. One last goodbye hug. All right, there we go. And that brings us to the end of Bolognick, a meady-terranean. Yes, we'll see what happens next week, and I can't wait to find out who the news And that brings us to the end of below dick and be the terrain Yes, we'll see what happens next week and I can't wait to find out who the news do is it's I'm always oh I always get so excited when there's a new person that comes on to the boat. I always wonder who it's gonna be

So I know I vote buxie and you vote Brooke. Yeah, I'm wool tail I'm wool tail All right everyone we'll be back on our next episode for something that I'm sure everyone's excited about Beta-Prompt rules reunion part three. Uh-uh. What's gonna happen now? What will happen now between this recording and that? I'm so exhausted. Time will tell. All right everyone. Bye. Bye Hey prime members, you can listen to watch or crap and add free on Amazon music download the Amazon music app today Bye.